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Nobody asks.Nobody cares.Stop posting.
>>568668009weihey!
I like Air Shakur in Fine Motion's career. She's like (You)r bro.
Why did you bake with shitty OP before consulting the council?
>>568668176Because 6 7
>>568668009>@uggoraxWhat fitting username.
Jordan > Shichi > Espoir > Ebayan > Palma >>>> literal indian shit > Helios
I missed the fine thread...
>>568668614That's fine anon
Are end closers the strongest?
So what does the V stand for?
>>568668696VILLAIN
>>568668696Verxina!
>>568668696Valerieor Vincent
waheysix seven thread yay
>>568668692they're the most sovl
>>568668696Victory
>>568668692For nowWait until Maru end card and they won't be anymoreThen wait for CB and she'll be the best for a whileThen again to not being the best after PasaAnd I don't know what happens inbetween that makes pace chasers the strongest until today even though Orfe can be considered the strongest singular uma overall
>>568668696V!!
V and Umama needs to kiss with voice on discord
>>568668883obsessed
>>568668696Vagina......
>>568668883gay lil nigga still posting off-topicsad!
Want to eat outside but can't decide what to eat
>>568669102suzukaborgar.jpg
>>568669102gonna get a kebab soon
>>568669102Pizza, because Im in italy right now
Guten Morgen /uma/
>>568669102what do you feel like
>>568669195I'm sorry to hear that anon
>>568668828hamburger ah clothes
>>568668696Ms. Victoria>>568669102Eat inside then
>>568669102Indian, but make sure neither the ingredients or the cooks are indian
>>568668123Rice would make a good wife
>>568669262nta but thats a good choice... I could really go for a shahi paneer right now
>>568669301VILLAINS make bad wives
>>568669234I am on vacation there. It's nice.
>>568669204Falco is gonna get so mad knowing that I slept with Flash...
>>568669398I'm sure she doesn't mind sharing
I never had any Indian food and I refuse to eat any of it even if the chef is a 5 star Michelin japanese dudeIndians should go extinct and their culture erased from the annals of time
>been having watery, wet, diarrhea ever since I went on alternate day fasting>eat fish and chips today>think it'll be one of the runniest shits ever>actually one of the most solid craps I've taken in 2 weeksHmm...
>>568669329Rice is a HERO
my butt itches
>>568669473Falco is mine alone. Go away!
>>568669510Dia wouldn't say this
>>568669593scratch it
>>568669593My penis twitches
Indian food is a meme. Japs and thais make better curry.
>>568669504>>568669510Offtopic no one asked. This not your blog space
after being a currenfag at the start I have converted to falcodom. curryslut should stop spooking me
>>568669529how ohimba is she?
>>568669660how long will you police the threads?
>>568669660I did I care
>568669660post your CM aces, all your plat titles, and your pull planYWNBAJ
>>568669706Very
>>568669770Post your titles V, let's laugh at those golds
>>568669806Flash is very good with fan service *(horse and uma)
>>568669702You cant do that onii-chan
>>568669869you have 0 bcuz you do not play kthx
>>568670036It's ok you don't need to post them, soon enough they'll be visible anyway
>>568669754Why are they locking the door?
>everyone left to have fun in the /v/ thread>the schizo is still here alone talking to himselfhow unfortunate that /v/ has moderation and you can't go theresad
>>568669959fuck off slut the 1 CM you were supposed to be useful for you jobbed and groove won it for me. You're even 5 starred.
>>568669529OHAMILE
>>568670071no one cares you do not play
>>568670157melty
>>568669375show mambo
it's good miling
>it's another episode of schizo talking to itselfat least no one is joining
it's over....
>his "wife" is a stallion
>>568670186Correct club, but I am not that guy.
>>568670286yuri won...
>>568670286Noooooo!
inari's boobs in my mouth
>>568670332rice wife!
>>568670687Would it be put on watch list for clicking this
>>568670354Why are all mambo members always on holiday? Is it true mamboplayers are the most rich in /uma/?
>>568670762Well personally I earn good money in the pharma sector. I cant speak for my other mambros.
>>568670762They're wealthy, gentlemen of taste and possess rich, sensitive souls
>>568670687Would Flower really be this lewd and such a young age?
>>568670762their vacations are paid by the /uma/club mafia in the attempt of killing the club (it never works)
>>568670461Edo boobs in your mouth?
>>568670687Imagine having to get on your knees to kiss Nishino Flower
>>568670286
>>568670270Because I was the other one who was doing the same thing he's doing and been replying to him yesterday and 2 days ago out of pure boredom and curiosity. I already got bored of it and because it's a huge waste of time. Can't believe how fragile the comfyhours are because no one knows how to ignore me+his probably 2 devices. Can't believe I even managed to make MuvLuv anon speak up.
Is Vodka cute
>>568671237Ma'am, this is a Mare-only concert
>>568671308tbf comfy hours aren't comfy because it's a magical time where it's comfy but because there's less bad faith actors... If you stir shit during comfy hours it's gonna be not comfyIt's funny seeing muvluv anon speak up though
>>568670005If you really want to avoid mant so much, why don't you fail 5 mant careers? You know you can just willingly take no races and spend the rest of the time fishing for claw machine in recreation, right?
>>568671328Yes
>>568671425are there any stallions that can sing it?
>>568671481No. Only mares have recorded voicelines.
>>568671308what the fuck are you talking about
What are they talking about...
Mares are known to be sluts
>>568671481it's the tiara song so no
>>568671481it's triple tiara concert bwo
himba moment
>>568671569Fun fact, Inari One is a real height chibi uma
Mares...
>>568671569How to best party, mambro
>>568671620Just call them mares, man.
then you have Uodka in triple crown song
Does it raise the odds of getting the spark, if I buy gold skills/double circles?
anyone member that website that let you pick a song and the singers and it would mix it for you?
>>568671648Bouquet sex, mares sex
My journey through suffering of playing MANT is finally over. My Taishin in her battle ready form, at last.
gold city won the fillies hopeful stakes...
>>568671648i wish Bouquetd'or could kiss me until i pass out
>>568671648I love mare umas. Every time I see the word 'mare' or 'filly', my dick twitches. Even the non-sex umas like Haru Urara.
Mares are scary
Ramo sitting on my face
>>568671864>t.
>>568671918i said this
Me? gonna but running still and ramonu in the same team
>>568671869
My other fronts can't catch up to Falco for dueling bros...
Ramen
>>568671648That's a really cute swimsuit chrono picked out.
>>568671864>non-sex umas like Haru Urara.
>>568671864That's normal
>>568671869Ramonu and Still In Love owe me sex
>>568672008have you tried making better ones
>>568671648Why did Grant Allegria pick such a slutty swimsuit????
>>568671308I can't believe orangeposter would be this evilthe 2nd coming of totopo even
I NEED A CAFE WIFE IN MY LIFE
>>568671425>>568671547It's not fair! Irodori Fantasia is so good, I listen to it every time. I don't care what your stupid umalore dictates...
>>568671869Still in love riding my dick no mercyRamonu holding my head with my face deep in her cleavage
>>568671864>>568671963
>>568671449it wasn't even anything impressive. just a loop of fuck off V, kys V, fuck off umama, kys umama, fuck off Allen, kys umama, NTRfag, IluvMeiya, ILoveMeiya, kys avatarfags, damage control, discord buddies, discord butt buddies, mention NTRfag and V every replies, many more broken records lines and reply with all small letters and i get guaranteed reply and more melty continued by the thread itself every time.
Digitan LOVE
Whomst?
>>568672426>merely pretending to be retardedbravo
>>568672207I mean, have you seen her slutty race outfit?
>>568672447Please be Eden subs
>>568672439What the heck Digital is cute??
>>568672508Lewd uma...
>>568672447sweepygeddon has come
>>568672447Now the question is whether they got banned or if the botters simply killed their clubs themselves with autistic shit-flinging
>>568672447It's some eden shit
>>568672447These two I guess based on your screenshot.
>>568672549Digitan is super cute
>>568672228>>568672426Almost forgot that I also looped and called out uma&co, /Uma/ Club, TamaLove, more clubs, and also Ryanfag because Ryan is ugly, every possible and potential replies. It was so easy imitating the obsessed schizo and it's almost lazy how these bait work every damn time.
>>568672673Ryan catching strays holy shit
>>568672673I'd call you evil but it's really just the thread being retarded
mister cock busters
>>568672759both can be true
Did anyone get banned?
>>568672207Cause she knows Bouquet is secretly a slut
>>568672439Digital is so cute it makes me think maybe life is worth living.
>>568672801for what?
>>568672801given how mentally stable the Eden retards seem to be, I think it's highly unlikely. They probably just imploded either due to infighting or just the threat of a banwave was enough for them
Good morning bros
>>568672508>boy in shorts>sluttyhave some respect for yourself
>>568672971Good morning Pearl anon!
>>568672971Good morning bwo
bros im tiredi dont wanna run careers anymore
>>568672997>>568673004Good morning!
>>568672984>shortsBut mares wear burumas
Digitan marriage
>>568671308Orangeposters kicked Mambodanchou and now this
>>568673074Then stop? No one is holding a gun to your head.
what should I make for dinnerI was thinking a double cheeseburger because I have leftover ground beef in the fridge
>>568672971Ohio, brother
girl you hate me...
>>568670286i still want her in the game
>>568672850My wife doesn't act like this stop posting her you faggot.
>>568673193it's kinda true, FineMo is for cuddles
>>568672984Anon please stop being gay...
>>568673074Do not stop or I will shoot you.
>>568673286Cuddle me then
I'm so tired of being held hostage in the most unimaginably bricked runs possible.Also this card shrimply does not work.
>>568673090>does heartshape with her tits>>568673298>shows continuosly her butt in cameraWhat a whore
>>568673446that's actually an M shape for mile. Yes she's that much of a miletard
>>568673381I'm a FineMo poster, not FineMo herself
>>568673169No I don't. What made you think that?
chiyoposting and finemoposting should be bannable
>>568673528Yeah and?
>>568673604Rice Shower should get a hair straightener. I think she'd look very pretty with straight hair.
>>568673604Rice would NEVER say this
>>568673604You can't ban royalty.
>>568673604What did I ever do to you?>>568673613I'm not what you're looking for, anon
I am 95% convinced that Marvelous Sunday is a worthless card
Trainer-san MANT run doko
Did the Japanese understand why Fine Motion's royalty got retconned just in case Seamus from Londonderry got mad?
>>568673852I already did one today, leave me alone Bakushin
>>568673393its classic year retard
>>568673852I did 2, I am completely wasting my life away
>>568673852I've done my borrows, didn't quit any either.I only have 60 clocks left
>>568673852What Uma do you want me to do one for?Narita Brian or Tosen Jordan.
Umas with curly or puffy hair are uglyAnd glasses are ugly too
>>568673927And? I have done a dozen runs with it and it has literally never finished.
>>568674049You're 100% right but you're not supposed to say it
>>568674049Oru and Rice shower has that slight curl that I find cute.
>>568674031Do one of each so you get the full experience >>568673980>>568673893Do the rest of the borrows so you have your team ready
The five ugliest umas are Air Groove, Matikanefukukitaru, NTR, Ryan, and Bakushin.
>>568674141But my team is ready!I really phoned it for my third ace though
>>568674142evil horse
>>568674049ESL here, what's puffy hair? I thought puffy was an adjective used exclusively for nipples
So how serious were the jokes andf memes about Falco getting cucked by Light Hello in the idol scenario
>>568674190he doesn't look that evil
>>568674241Yes
>>568674197Basically just big hair/hair that stands out. The anon you replied to really dislikes Biwa
>>568674197fluffy, rounded, much bigger than it would be if it were, say, wet and straight and limp
>>568674197are we for real? damn read some fucking books don't blame being an ESL on this.
>>568674184Having a proper third ace could be the reason you get the trophy. Dash to the finish
>>568673852I'll do one in a couple of hours. Need to take care of some important stuff first.
>>568674302already got the only title I care about, so qualifying for finals is enough for me tbdesu
>>568674142Moomin ass looking cartoon horse
>>568674472given how much the Japanese love Moomin that's a compliment
>>568674278>>568674286thank you anons! I learn my english on /uma/, I appreciate when I can discover not all english words refer to sex>>568674292so you didn't know either?
>>568674505Ai isn't this horny...
BIG tits HAYAHIDE
puffy...
>>568674553No problem bwo, don't be afraid to ask questions in future either
next month will be better
Grass Wonder seems to be drawn with her "horse" (whatever that is) self strangely often
>>568674651What about Big LOVE?
But of course others are too sometimes
>>568674869>"Oh, wow! 10 black roses. They look cool.">walk awayIt's that easy
>>568674871Big Doki
>>568674553man I swear you are a kid, I'm sorry for insulting you. And no, I know what it means and I was shocked that you don't know what it means.
i think bamboo muteki should kill herself
>>568675120Maya wouldnt say this
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>568675017nice
>>568675252post Ardan15
>>568675252Ardan definitely wouldnt say this.
>>568674869what
>>568675280
>>568675252No I'm not, I'm still a virgin
>>568675134cute horse and cute wife!
>>568675309Cute! Really sad I missed out on her...
>>568675303You must marry my daughter
>>568675279>wedding dress still has the thigh holesis she ASKING for her trainer to lose his composure before they exchange their vows?
>>568675272cute chestnuts!
Nobody likes Bakushin stop posting her.
Bwos. I just finished a pointless parent MANT run with El Condor Tatas. She is SS. She won 40 races. She is supposed to be a front parent, groundwork, prudent, front runner corners, early lead, all the good stuff.Predict the sparks
totally unrelated and unprompted but i love bakushit.
>>568675532keep posting Bakushin images
>>5686755673* power 3* mile 3* groundwork 3* prudent 3* early lead 3* front corner 3* front straight
>>568674869Why do humans have to make everything so complicated? Nigga, they're flowers. They look pretty and smell nice.
>>568675567Guts + Late
>>568675407Biwa is for fluffy hugs, fugs and marriage
i want to sexual the uma
>>568675712What a coincidence, they want that too.
>>5686755670 of any of those, otherwise you wouldn't be posting
>>568675803thank you
>the only individual in the entirety of the game doing anything about botters is an extremely butthurt member that is nuking all of the clubs he was involved inbased but also not enough. i need blood in the streets.
>>568675657All the courtship humans do is the equivalent of those birds that dance to attract a partner
>you're turf s mile s run gwo
>>568675621>>568675687it's not bad!>>568675771I had not seen it yet before posting that
>>568675885>third-rate trainer can't lock-in when it mattersmany such cases.
>>568675983lock what
>>568675885>he gutsmaxxed?>dew eet
>>568675940>hidden blue and pink
>>568672447Why are they still taking a spot in the rankings aiiiiieeeeeee cygames
>>568676080>guts """maxx""" >700 guts
>>568676080>600 guts>gutsmaxxingteiobros… our reputation
>>568676220that's just how uma works sometimes
>Metsuden disbanded AGAIN*yawn* they'll just make another one with the same name. Nothing ever happens
>>568676220>>568676304That's the typical gutsmaxx run
>>568672447Will they move up clubs during tallying
is there any proof that these are real
thingken of mares...
>>568676316An anon a couple of days ago posted that they should just disqualify clubs with botters from getting rewards. Think that's the best solution for this problem (ie it will never happen)
>>568676340soothsaying
>>568676220>>568676304nta but those stats are impossible on a normal deck that's how a guts deck final stats would look like
>>568676340This 7 says they are real.
>>568676340we had some hacker anon math it out during CM5 or something
>>568675252Ardan WOULD say that
>>568676340huge trust me bro moment and also reverse engineering the game's code
Heh I just won the last three pubbie rooms in a row, I'm ready for this CM
>>568676340anon, nothing in games these days is truly hidden from the prying eyes of data-minors.
>>568675867Like I said; complicated.Everybody should just be honest and upfront. That way there would be no mixed messages or missed hints.
>>568676340I said it's real therefore it is
>to unbrick myself I need to roll smaru finemoI'll tank a few more CMs I guess
>>568676390they can sort of do this by banning the obvious bots just before rewards and the club rank will drop
>>568676340All you need to do is make 2 umas with max speed and maybe max guts, one with the stat threshold and one without, no skills. Set them in a test race and check with hakuraku if the one with the stuff ends up with a higher max speed.
>>568676550Okay.I do not want sex or a relationship with any Uma.I only want to be with ningens.Thank you.
>>568676579bad news, that won't unbrick you
ningenmanko can't be that bad
>>568676579Might as well just continue borrowing FineMo for 3 more months
i still haven't made a UG unit.i haven't even made an SS+.i am a failure.
>>568676958you and me both bwo... and I have had fast learner hat with 3 mlb card decks. My scenario record is 19k
>>568676958if you don't train cheat-mode umas (20 speed / 10 power) this is fine and even expected for 99% of players
>>568676708See, wasn't that easy? Now everyone involved can stop wasting their time.
>>5686770633 MLB SSR cards I should clarify (Kita, FineMo and NTR borrow)
>>568677160buhi
>>568677115Aoi wouldn't act like this.
>>568676958I haven't gotten any higher than A+ and I'm ok with that
>>568677181how is having Kita and FineMo MLB buhi
>>568674869>Oh there are 10 roses>Go on like nothing happened>Get attacked by Sundayman for being inconsiderate Cafe's trainer can't be dense it seems.
>>568677249posting that is guaranteed (You)s
>>568676958if your objective is just rank chasing and not actually making good umas you can just gutsmaxx on a uma with power and speed bonus
>>568677249>kitasure>finemooink oink imagine rolling on finemo/kawakami
beware of umas who do this pose
>>568676958Me three. Infact I feel like my runs have only gotten worse over time.
>>568677315True>>568677363I didnt actually, I luckshitted 2 FineMo copies off banner and then just slowly vouchered her up
I have UG but no SS+
>Fine Motion MLB isn't buhi, brosHmmm, that sounds an awful lot like something a buhi would say.
>>568677369what if i don't?
>>568676958this but I also don't have FM and I am still on 6 wins and 5 plats.you're no failure, uma rank is a ploy by big URA to make torenas feel bad and retire as uma husbands.
>>568677369i possess this mannerism irl and do so involuntarily.
>>568677369omg thanks for the speed star finemo
>>568677485TRACENRACEN
>>568677398My runs when MANT started were all SS speed/power/wit. These days I barely make it to 800 wit and it's a coinflip on maxing speed. I hate this.
>>568677485I've started doing the Maruzensky double thumbs up and hand on heart pose.It's not so bad.
>>568677456You too huh?I just got this right now, she is a UGlue cheese with useless skills.
How the fuck are you meant to run 4 or more SSR cards and have them finish their event chains? Do the rates get better later, because it seems impossible to reliably get more than like 3 to complete in a run
Calling Finemo pullers pigs, when every /uma/ room has kita+finemo+NN+ one of (biko/bakushin/matikane/NTR/Super Creek/Riko) MLB...
Any cuties around?
>>568677810They do eventually do something yes. And by eventually I mean like last scenario on JP lmao
>>568677810cyjews buff event rates later. they couldn't push this QoL update to global yet because their spaghetti code relies upon chronology, it even seems to require periods of fermentation.
>>568677818Depends. Who's asking?
>>568677814/uma/ rooms are full of pigsmost of the posters don't really join
>>568677810more runs
I just rerolled for 1/4 finemo at the game launch and got to mlb with 1 spark.
>>568677835>Daryz>Calandagan>in Yanko's turf debutWhat the hell
>>568677810>bitemarks from taaboweirdly erotic from an otherwise completely unerotic uma
>>568678025It's better to get smoked by the best than some randoms
>triple rainbows landed on crown epithet g1 twiceFUck me I guess
even udonodds ramen0 i cooka da spaghetti
>>568676958>>568677398>>568677456>>568677460>>568677818kys avatarfags u too meiya
>>5686779861/5
Evens I kill Teio.Odds I sell Teio off to ugly bastards.0 I marry Teio.Taking a bath later fags.
>>568678158That's a good point.
>>568678235I'll buy Teio
>>568678235>tfw 23 y/o ugly bastard, too poor to auction for teion-no....
baths are almost entirely worthless. you're just submerging yourself in a filthy soup of your own doing then calling yourself clean. shower like an adult.
>>568678180this, i hate this.No rainbows o shitty ones when there is nothing, best rainbows during G1sOr one that happens too often to me is when you finish summer with shitty rainbows (like just one horse per round), then Early September has the best rainbow of the career
>>568678235thanks bwomy old teio broke so I need a replacement
>>568678187>7 on a food decisionudon better
>>568678346they're nice and relaxing though
>>568678180you guys are running 3 of the same attribute?
>>568678346that's why the japanese shower before getting in the bath
>>568678360Say no more
>>568678346>anon is so disgusting and greasy an entire bath gets filled with his shit
>>568678353I make faces like this
>>568677835>CalandaganIt is ultra over
>>568678407triple wit is pretty normal tbdesu and guts decks run 3-4 guts as well
>>568678501i've run nothing but 2 speed 2 wit 2 power/guts for 2 months
>>568678501I did 3 guts deck run and I had more speed than my guts classic year summer. It's as if I don't even have guts cards
I run nothing because fuck MANT
>>568678538With full power sparks I can easily get 1k+ power with just a single power card and 3 wit
>>568678613danchou, kick this slacker on the 31st.
gang #squad
>>5686784072 speed + fuku
>>568678703I know who you are
>>568678613bvsed
>>568677835The dirt Prince vs the Royal Invader. Nice.
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
narita taishin leg locking me as i attempt to pull-out
>>568678792ewun-attention me
cringe gaylo
>>568678792Give us a preview on what the next Halo ritual post will be please
>nishishi. here is your 3* spark, Toreinathanks Teiovery cool
>>568678916certified Cabooseinsert Digital certification. jpg
>>568679032Looking forward to it!
>>568678737don't remember asking
>>568669504I hate their rice its too hard like uncooked but actually cooked.I ate some lamb chicken my tongue couldnt comprehend the spices and my ass and poop was on fire for 2 days straight ruining my vacation.
>>568679141
Anyone bringing a late surger to cm14? How do you get them to win?
Zoomer memes are so fucking bad and if you're a zoomer I hope life continues to be shit for you because you don't deserve any happiness.
>>568679256If I wanted to win I wouldn't be bringing lates
>>568678792
>>568679256Get lucky
>>568679168And I dont remember asking what your TT umas are!Some respectable picks in there though. Is the FineMo specifically made for TT or just your cm ace?
>>568679294unc's mad
>>568679294stay mad unc
What the fuck is her problem
>>568679256>winlmao
please please game I have turf S and a godly run please give me groundwork in the second inspiration it's 14* shouldn't be too harddd
>>568679294>I hope life continues to be shit for youprojecting unc
>>568679294boomer memes were exactly the same>lol you said the game
based straightlo
Absolute dogshit mile S run, but usable gparent in GL I guess
Yo guys check out this boomer meme.>Saiyan Sky, what does the scouter say about Spe's power level?>It's over 9000!!!>What!? 9000!? There's no way that's possible!>Seiun Sky: I'm shootin mah lazer!
>>568679256haha
>>568679496>1* everythingi suppose you could call that a parent.
this inspiration will be butter
>cute & sexy potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>568679565WTF?!!!I am a zoomer and this made me smile????!!!!!!!
>>568679565first-rate meme
>>568679565epic lulz
>>568679619gigashit, but groundwork is all that matters
>>568679619very round
>>568679496anon no Wit/PP + DD means the Parent is useless for Fronts
>almost forgot to finish event missions for the very important title that i will never display and entirely forget exists
>>568679565rofl good meme
>>568679565>That's Kingu's technique!
bwos, what's the deck setup for late/end longs?
>>568679340Trainers are the property of their trainees
>>568679916It depends on the uma. With stam growth lates can run f2p marv power and borrow tamamo power since they both have stam bonus and get 1k+ stam just from those two
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>568679916the answer depends upon growth-rates and access to recoveries.
>>568679816Display the title to prove yourself wrong
>my trainer showed up with another man
>>5686799162-3speed, 2-3 wit (mr cb will always be one of those), super creek. If it's arima kinen tier long then if you have an innate gold recovery you can drop creek for a flex card for another useful gold skill
>>568677369All I can think about is holding her cute hands and kissing her whenever she strikes this pose
>kingu sees me unzip my enormous first-rate penis
>my trainer showed up with another uma
...
CM14 roomI promise 5 rooms768876167688761676887616
>>568679313sorry I thought you were a freakalways cm ! unless it's something made for marvelous sunday like shichi, even the sprint curry is mile oriented. looking forward to cm16 but too bad we have to suffer through hogslop first
>>568680051guts can work for longs?>>568680012>>568680042i'll use fuku as my stand-in here. so, with 10% stam growth, 1k is necessary to survive the tracks without recoveries, but i'm guessing it's gonna be a gamble which i'm all for since late is a gambling style anyway
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she shows up with another uma>I want to kill myself
>>568679565i saw a gif of someone shooting lazers before but now I can't find it.
>>568680407lates are pretty handicapped on longs because most of them start on a straight which means they're instantly down an accel to end closers with spurt. 10% speed growth is enough to cap speed with 2 good speed SSRs like kita and NTR, so you have room for a single stam card + power sparks or 2x power cards + stam sparks to hit the goal
>>568680380>thought you were a freakMakes sense given whats been going on.You make umas specifically for the sunday races? Funny.I am also not looking forward to hogslop. I'll just throw in some late surger wives and see how far they get me
>>568680331>7 fronts4 more580372345803723458037234
>>568680569Is that what kids are calling cum these days?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.Also I had a feeling it was the case but Stego getting actually confirmed to know Cafe's friend is just funny. What the heck is wrong with this Uma?
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She accepts me because she loves me>I want to live
>>568680643>Kita secures first with her unique right before the cornerDECIDES TO SWING AS WIDE AS HUMANLY FUCKING POSSIBLE MAKING HER SECOND AGAIN AND NOT HITTING ANGLINGgenuinely what the fuck happened
>>568679565xDDD
>>568680643
>>568680656no unc, your thinking of splooge, also known as goon juice, or
>>568677369I knew Spe also did this pose>>568680668wow
>>568680659
>>568680792There's no unique poses aside from the victory poses
THEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
>>568679565choberigooCheck THIS one: are they still on TS Climax?
>>568677369Dangerous...
>>5686806040 speed growth lates then have to run 3 speed, I'm guessing? especially if it's a ksb/sweepy/windy deck, leaving 1 stam card for creek, 1 for wit, and a borrow for either neicha or finemo
>>568680908come on lovcen get that double crown
>>568680908who should i be mindlessly rooting for?
>>568680605based wife enjoyer, a rarity these days !
>>568680789Please don't call me unc. I'm only 28 years young.
what does daisca say about her pouter level
>>568677369
>>568681013you're an unc...
>>568681013>28gwo is a senior unc
>>568680959Yes, but 2x SR + KSB can be pretty miserable on 0% growth to hit cap regularly, you might want to consider dropping sweep for borrowing NTR and taking your own tachyon wit and/or marv sunday wit if you find yourself falling short
>>568677369very original post
>>568680643>>568680643got ran down on the straight again3 more913782129137821291378212
>>568681060>>568681081Stop joking around...
>>5686810982SR/KSB really is a pain sometimes. i'll try dropping neicha for ntr just in case tho
>>568681215
>>568681005I'd rather lose with my oshis than be a metaslave and then lose to some rng anyway
>>568681179>filled up in a blinkHoly campers2 more303575793035757930357579
>>568681371I wanted the win my Kita was promised. I'll stop joining now so you can get more varied lobby setups
>>568681362so realthought of running the hog for aries if I won pisces which I did but I still couldn't justify it even if only for fun so back to losing for now
STOP CAMPING THE LOBBIES YOU FUCKS
>>568681215You're older than the Nintendo dee es and that something boy, gamebwo?
>>568681630stop railroading
This event is actually really silly.
>>568681708what does railroading mean in this context
>>568681832forcing a narrative
>>568681852that's a man
umama sniping rooms again kys
>>568681852gotcha, cheers
>>568681708tehe
>possessed doll shows up>Girls are like "we should go get Cafe!" to exorcise it>Gentildonna comes in and punches the thing and it calms it downIt's just so, so silly.
I d-don't need dodging danger on my Smart Falco, right?
>>568681989fuck off stegotranny
>>568682046sure anon
>>568682046if you dont have pp+dd you will lose to the front that does
WOAH MAYA
>>568682230it is kinda weird how you cant report people for having usernames like that
>>568682230kys Adolf
>>568682230ayo dis be illegal n shit
>>568679340Ugh, mares...
>>568681371>I have the wrong maru and wrong kitafuck meLast room849792758497927584979275>dacchuncs name changeI. guess you could say that you're my old friend
>>568682230weren't the japs kinda cool with that guy?
>>568682230>he wins>report him so they will ban him
How the fuck am I STILL getting unread story events?This has to be new right?
>>568682340why is umama sniping rooms
post lobbies
>>568682376stop flatlining
>>568680987Lovcen
HAHAHAHAHAH SWEEPYNIGGERS ARE GETTING BANNEDB GOT BANNED GET FUCKED IDIOT
>>568680987idk, ask edinburgh
curren chan sucking out every last drop
>>568681976Staaaaaaanding~
>>568682452I HATE CURREN
When I'm in my forties and zoomers are in their thirties struggling because how retarded they are I will truly be happy.
>>568682680No cap?
>>568679340Yeah, the fact I would seriously consider is scary indeed.
>>568682775you'll be too busy lamenting about the betas ruining your life to care about the zoomies.
>>568682680kys B
>>568682816eden clubs are getting nuked
>>568682775The oldest zoomers are only like two or three years away from being 30
>>568682649This is supposed to be scary but it's sexy instead
now that we are in comfy hours and comfy hours will be ending soon, let's say something nice about each other so we can friendmax and smilemax
>>568682680true if big
>>568682928Kill yourself you fucking fag.
I can't login
>>568682875>I never cheat of my life
>>5686823402 minutes!
>>568682875TODAY IS THE DAYLET THEIR BLOOD FLOW
>>568682875>I never cheat I just piggybank on my bot alt/bot clubmate(totally someone else btw please no nukerino haha)GAS THEM ALLGAS GAS GAS
くそ
>>568682340still 6/92 minutes left
What the FUCK.I never fucking used sweepbot. This is fucking bullshit. I've spent like $500 on this game and they can't even ban the right people fuck cygames holy shit.
>>568682875>I never cheated in my life, I just let a bot who farms 100m fans a day for a whole yearLETHAL INJECTION
>>568682875MOREMORE MOREMOREMORE
>>568683140this is the worst photoshop ever
>>568683140at least try
Nothing ever happens all top 100 niggas use bots but only the guy who had a melty will get banned.
>>568682875GET FUCKED BOTNIGGERS
>>568683140creekbro... how could you...
>>568682972Kill yourself Kingfag
>>568682875uh sweepybros, we got too cocky.
<< Yo torena-chan, still alive? >>
>>568682928KYS URARAPOSTERand the schizos still not here
The doppelganger made a huge mistake trying to copy Gentildonna while keeping a physical form. >>568682903I really don't even think it's supposed to be scary.
>>568682875they should nuke the whole club in one go
>>568683063Sorry I was taking a shower. I can join one more if you dont mind seeing the same names over and over
I'm from Miho and I say kill em all
>>568682136so this falco is glue because of dd never showing up?
Fuck
>>568683409nyes
>>568683140Creek would definitely make a poorly edited image in an attempt to make her trainer laugh
>>568683416>fake screenshot namecome on you're ON A COMPUTER
>>568683416>Screenshot_20260530_000917.pnglol
>>568683416>1st anniversary old ass screenshot
>>568682649>the light on the titsThey know what they're doing...
>>568682875Play the goddamn dogshit scenario, /uma/. Cygames is no longer asking.
>>568682340Ug Falco with 42 races (?) goes to work>>568683381Fine anon for (You) let's do one more room251646612516466125164661
>>568682875Shame list is legit, behead them all
>>568683495>>568683516It's not fake!
Nothing ever happens
>>568683409buy skills during career bro dodging danger can be luckshitted from rival races, also you don't have prudent positioning so you were bricked even if you got it.
>>568683613retard
>>568683409glue is a bit harsh considering that she'll be easily be able to qualify for a finals and then it's just a matchmaking rng check to see whether you get put up against whales. But she is worse than an exact copy of herself with dd+pp yes
>>568683613>you don't have prudent positioning dro... look at falco's kit...
>>568683589bwo you forgot to edit the filename this time
When is that SSR speed tachyoncard supposed to be released, june or july?
>>568683782end of July
>>568683782https://uma.moe/timeline
I was looking to quit this dogshit game anyway. I hope the rest of you retards learn not to support this gay company. Or keep suffering here like the faggots you are.Cya.
>>568682875>80 mil fans and 78 careers in 1 day>twust me bwos I'm legit
>>568683495>>568683516what's wrong with the name, aside from the fact it's not first anniversary anymore?
>>568683553>8 frontswhat a goofy race, have this pic in return. Thanks to everyone that joined these rooms, seeing old(friend) and returning faces is nice.
>>568683907kek
>>568684005Did Bourbon actually push up that far rightr before late race with just her unique? I thought Kuta had it in the bag. Crazy
>>568682875>>568682680I want to see more total botter deathCan Singaporean Sweepy post the meltdown ITT, isnt he in Eden?
im freaking out because i just got banned, any advice? has anyone been unbanned before
>>568684096You'd be surprised just how much work can V. Bourbon do with her ult + a yellow or two.
Why would Teio say this to me...
>>568683553Thank you for hosting (and posting results) as always!
>>568684238this would actually have been a kino means to deliver the message.
stop posting fake and gay screenshots, I know nothing happened
Oh now this is just ridiculous.
>>568684335you're so smart anon nothing gets past you
Nothing ever happens bros stay winning (or losing?)
>>568682875no they're not
>>568682928wuv u bwo
>sharing of accounts between multiple usershow is this a problem for Cygames? I don't understand why this would even register or why anyone would even do it
>>568684650doto would never say this
Fuuuuuuuuck i wasted my luck on her
>>568682928Have some healthy chocolate from my cute brown wife
>>568684725wanna know who actually said it?
>>568684238WHAT THE FUCK ISRAEL?!
>>568684667It doesn't even make sense in this game either. Sure you can probably squeeze in a few more runs if there are multiple people so the club ranking might be a bit skewed but it's not like, "rhythm game that needs you to play 24/7 to get to the high ranks" level so sharing seems like a nothingburger.
I've been permanently banned. It was nice playing with all of you. See you in another game I guess.
>>568684776
>>568684776no one would (willingly) marry this gorilla
>>568684667>I wasn't cheating my little brother was on my account>24/7 farming>sharing an account to split expenses between 2 people hurts their income
Is Sunday Silence a wingman or a cockblock?
FUCK OFF!
>>568684863
>>568684920he created stay gold just to fuck mcfat by proxy
>>568683349>>568681989>>568681719>>568680659Can someone dox this faggot to scare him off like they did V
Hachimi is daijobu btw
>>568684992Big sippy
>>568684989kys V
>>568684989Still working on umama bwo I can only do one at a time
Teio in year 1: >Unique doesn't workTeio in year 6:>Unique doesn't work
>>568685139I wish she had menishuki vocals.
>>568685139cute mare not a gorilla
>>568685109Some things never change
>>568681719Cute
>Teio has 3 alts (max for now)>none of them are good
>>568684989after i go to Allen's house just wait
>>568685289Festival works since current speed
Is Reddit loading really slowly for anyboyde else?
>>568685365Sex...
>>568685365sex journey
>few digits from the bonus speed threshold surely the greens will salvage it
Is Gaia Online loading really slowly for anyuma else?
>>568685289Early evo skills will fix her bro trust the plan
fuck this game
Can we offer more botters as sacrifice for our bovine goddesses?
>>568685526in good mood or better, you hit your bonuses.
>>568685365I still have no idea what people see in this boy, she's genuinely uglier than even shit like Bamboo.
>>5686855692 stallions are ok too
>>568685553>Early evo skills will fix her bro trust the plan
Surely he cant be the only one, Im excited for this upcoming CM where theres less botters / cheaters participating
>>567524649An update for youMiddle Finger (sire - Sir Lancelot, dam - Virgin Coffee) is retiring after his 8YO season and will now stand stud. In 39 starts, he has won 21 times, including 16 G1s and 4 G2s. His final placement stat is 21-8-3-7. During his career he received the following awards: 2007,2008 Best Older Horse (EU), 2007,2008 HOTY (EU)
>>568685723>less botters / cheaters participatingwhich CM is this
>>568685723Main accounts doesn't bot though
cant wait for yet another cm with the same meta fronts in every single lobby while my waifu team all come last
>>568685636Very cool
>>568685818nooo not midoru finga
>>568685569sex with chronosex with bouquet
Brb, gonna breed these umas.
>>568685704Ideal big sister
>>568685845There are people wasting resources playing multiple accounts with a game that already doesnt respect their time. No way people are this mentally ill
>>567527313An update for youNeigher (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Vega) is retiring after his 4YO season and will now stand stud. In 27 starts, he has won 20 times, including 16 G1s, 1 G2 and 2 G3s. His final placement stat is 20-5-1-1. During his career he received the following awards: 2008 Best 2YO Colt (US), 2009 Best 3YO Colt (US), 2009,2010 Best Sprinter Colt (US), 2009 Triple Crown (US), 2010 Best 4YO or Older Colt (US), 2009 HOTY (US)
>>568685849Ends*, potential uma is realized this time thanks to CB and Bamboo Guts.
>>568685553Even level 6 and 7 potential didn't fix her
what the fuck
>>568685975they day WP anon stops posting is the day this general loses its soul
SPE YOU FAT FUCK!
bwos?
>>568684907how would Cygames even track this? For example, I have Uma Musume on my laptop via Steam, and also on my phone. I normally play on my phone because it's faster, but if say, my imouto visits, she plays on my phone and then she takes a break and do some runs on my PC. How would Cygames know? Or fucking care?I don't get it.
>>568686026Rice is so sexy.
>>568686149mentally ill botters imploding, cygames didnt do anything
yay hachimi is safe!!!
so, this dumb bitch is a demon as an opponent but a complete jobber when you run her? such a tired cliche, cyjews.
>>568686285Hachimi will always be safe on JP
>>568686292it's insane how they made the uma you start with one of the sexiest
>>568685251thank you for saving/posting this. I laughed my ass off at this part of the story, Rice and Urara are such cute dorks.
>>568686285I bounce like this
>>568686169they say that just so when they ban you for botting careers 24/7, you can't defend yourself by saying the account is shared, hence humanly possible
>>568686373They gotta have that low hanging fruit to attract coomers such as myself
>>568686373true
>>568683908if i may ask, where you see that?
So "Gold Clan" is apparently an actual thing in the Umamusume universe. Gentildonna straight up says it (黄金一族) in one of her outfit stories. And that outfit story is silly. Apparently any advice you get from Gentildonna, no matter what, will just be "get stronger" or "use your strength". Even when Stego questions her about it, on how she'll eventually hit a wall going by strength alone, Gentildonna's like "no, I'll just break that wall. There's nothing strength can't do" which makes Stego laugh and call her weird, but also saying she looks forward to what she can see Gentildonna do.
>>568686031Outside of me losing acces to my PC for whatever reason, there isn't much that I can think of that would make me stop posting
Sex?
>>568686149please be eden
>>568686536based
>>568686473I shouldn't have opened /uma/ today
>>568686529God, I need Gentildonna to leglock me and whisper in my ear "ufufufufu"
>>568686473zamn
>>568686595they were. all of the eden clubs that were owned by the spurned member got nuked.
Give me (You)s
>>56868628560fps exploit is the most heinous cheat imaginable should be a reason for permaban. Get it done Cygames
>>568686402ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense, thanks. Not interested in botting, personally, so I don't really care, I was just confused.
>>568686169No game actually bans for it, it just isn't allowed because Support wouldn't want to deal with a retard that got his account stolen because he shared it with somebody.
>>568686149>Eden 1 and 2 still alivenande?
>>568686505https://beta.uma.moe/activity/306838592997?query=majo
>>568686373thinking about how scarletfag has the biggest verified cock on /uma/...
>>568686378They really are cute.
>>568686780thanks
Opera: FEET?! You like girl FEET, Anon?! *Snort* GAHAHAHAHAHA~! <3Me: C-Come on, it's not weird! Girlfeets are just a body part, l-like boobs! What's wrong with that?! I-I-I just think they're cute~! *Under my breath* and smellyOpera: Teeheeheeheehee~! <3 I gueeeess~! <3 I mean, to be honest, for a guy like you I'd expect something weirder! *Giggle* Feet...~! <3 <3 <3*THE NEXT DAY*Me: *Whistling and wiggling while walking* What a great day to have a Monster energy drink with kratom! The only way this day could get better is-- YIPES! Ahuminhuminahumina...!!!!!*I walk into Opera, she is sitting on a bench wearing flip-flops, her feet are paler than the rest of her body and she has glossy candy apple red painted toenails**She is talking in an incredible flirty way, she wants me bad*Opera: Heeeeeeeeeeey, Anoooooooon~! <3 <3 <3 What's wroooooong~? <3 Are ya okay? <3 You look distraaaacteeed...!~ <3 What'chya thinkin' about, hmmmmm~? <3
>>568686529Can you just fuck off No one cares about JP shit
>>568686715no
>>568686818I never got see it, how big is it?
Who's the most NTR-coded Umamusume and why is it Curren Chan?
>>568686928Thank you
>>568686780I'm willing to believe that the numbers arent 110% since it's still a beta feature and because a friend of mine is on that tracker as well and it very inaccurately tracked idle vs active time. Still probably a botter though
lovesick maiden is awakecomfy hours are over
>>5686869325.5 inches though he claimed 6
>>568686529I don’t know if the writers don’t read what their coworkers wrote beforehand, or if they simply couldn’t care less about the lore they themselves are handling, because at this point the drop in story consistency is really starting to show
>>568686961Why do you think that?
>>568687010It's normal to round up.
>>568686561With her sister maybe
>>568687043what are you on about
>>568686974kys lovesick maiden
but mine is 6.5...
>>568687043every single career is unique and there is no shared lore between them so I don't know what lore they could be breaking
>>568687138>>568687010girls like big cocks, but boys like them smaller
>>568679565Mondo cool
How much do you think trainers make? Can't be that much, right? Certainly the academy takes a cut of whatever prize money they win in races.
>>568687010I was expecting it to be genuinely huge with how much people were talking about it
>>568687226I believe girls like them smaller from experience.
i'm a tad bigger than 6.5 and feel like it's small, i dunno how your actual dicklets cope.uma musume
>>568687223That’s a very convenient excuse to justify a writer’s laziness
>>568687240Seemingly a decent amount if your trainee does well since they're expected to pay for equipment
>>568687240Trainers are effectively indentured servants. Once they've done their time (3 years of training an uma) they finally receive compensation (an uma wife)
>>56868693221cm, also known as 8.3 inches for burgerbros. Truly /our/ichiban
What the fuck is an inch
>>568687226Only nymphomaniacs want huge ones
>>568687240they're broke in the anime
>>568687334no really what are you talking about in this case they're not actually family it's just the name of their friend group
>>568687010>>568687386P-proof???
>>568687386Ah, the bait and switch
>>568687240they get paid a pittance but they love the job for the "benefits."
>>568682230BASES TOP GUN
>>568687312I'm never going to use it besides peeing, so why would it matter? Having a small penis is fine. It'd be funny if I had a massive penis despite being a tiny dude at 166cm, but a small one (~6) doesn't really bother me
>>568687240The bonus is getting an umawife.
Mine is just 5....
>>568687240I’ve seen some events mention how they ask their trainees to hold back a little when eating during outings
>>568682230
>>568687720my ex always told me that the "big ones hurt" so you'll be okay
Can you faggots go one day without obsessing over cock?
>>568687720you mean inches anon, right?
>>568687060Her face give off "I can cuck you and be a tease about it" especially her eyes and smile.She also cuck me off 200 pulls
>>568687720Tragically, you will never get to experience fags and troons drooling and frothing at the mouth over your musuko on an anonymous basket weaving forum
>>568682875>my little brother was using the account, I swear!
>>568687881no
>>568682875DIE!!!!!
smaller human sizes are better for mares
>>568685365My Dream Journey.
>>568688130thank god
>>568687334Every career takes place at basically the same time, it's impossible to make every single career canon
>>568688207Ramonu is the one taking the lead right
>>568687881I'd take this over staygold tranny spam
>>568688413Mating pressable.
>>568688373She'd probably tease and taunt you until you cant take it anymore and assault her (her goal all along)
>>568688130sais no one ever. heck, irl women are already outright saying that anything below a 6 cannot be felt. just how exactly is my 4 incher supposed to fill her up? much less an uma?
>jp schizo is an unironic cockloving faggotnot sure what I expected
>>568688461what if I prejac onto the floor
all this talk about penises reminded me that the end-of-month penis inspection is only days away.
>>568686961Victoire Pisa
>>568686715Girls that can do opera voice are the funniest I ever met
>>568688598However, I haven’t groomed or cleaned it
>>568688558Nothing wrong with hating avatarfags or attention whores who desperately want to be a thread personality
>>568688597AI is almost competent at rendering sweat now, huh
>>568688130I mean yeah? How much smaller do we have to get?
Your mom is competent at eating my ass faggot.
Has anyone here actually lost a Twinkle Star Climax race?I don't want to jinx it, but not even ultra goldshi mode could stop me.
>>568678360Almost forgot to updateI went with udon. mentaiko cum with shrimp and balls udon
>>568689065>cumdo weebs really?
>>568689212>>568689212>>568689212
>>568689065Now I want some, damn you
>>568689047Yes. Had a run be so dogshit she had about 900 Speed. She didn't lost the entire series, but she lost the final race.
>>568688589A look of disgust. A "hmph" of disdain. However, her disappointment quickly changes to something else. You can see a smug grin appear on her usually stoic face as she realizes this is an opportunity. An opportunity to completely break you. An opportunity to completely retrain you from the ground up and rewire your brain to the point where you become hers and hers alone. You wont be able to live without her anymore once she's done with you. You will submit.
>>568688840Yet you're happier that the thread is talking about an attention seeking faggot that posts his cock for (You) to see, curious.
Why are Ramonufags so fucking cringe?
>>568689279This feels like AI speak
>>568690395Having had to actually deak with students handing in obviously AI created papers I find this accusation borderline insulting
>>568690638Yeah? I wonder how your students would feel if they knew their teacher were writing smut on an anonymous basket weaving thread
>>568679696Aw she wants to spend time with you, she loves her trainer
>>568691054I was a tutor at a university I dont think they would have particularly cared desu.
>>568691202If I was your student I would trade smut with you everyday for an A grading
>>568691483You know if my students had had even half of the motivation you're describing right now then I would have continued pursuing teaching...
>>568691483Also it's if I were your student btw
>>568691870AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568688462You never talked to a women before have you
>>568693539Some people think the outrage bait posts on twitter are an accurate reflection of reality. Regardless of topic
>>568669204Guten Morgen Furashu sex
>>568702845holy necro
>>568703048YET you were reading Hi!
>>568703730lucky I had the tab open... hope you have a good day flash bro
