Previous: >>568715920>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-plannerRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
You do realize that if umas were real, they would love you right?
Gyaru borgor
>>568743693But would I love them?
>>568743693I have a hard time believing that.
Thanks for a proper bake and not a shit V one
I had 120 points. I was cock sure I wouldn't get shit from it, but it gave me fucking all bingos except 1. This fucking game.
Digitan LOVE
>>568743710Jordan love
>>568743590boobies
>>568743693No
>>568743875
>>568743693As a friend, sure. I'm a good friend even if I'm a terrible romantic prospect.
Is it possible to reach +S/SS with this deck or do I need to make changes?
>>568743821Make babies with digitan, so she realises she can make her own oshis.
Last Thread
>>568744030>uma sexreal
>>568744030>rice hate
>>568743959You have like the two best speed cards, and one of the best wit cards. What are you fucking up?
>>568743693yeah like a brother or a best friend.
>>568744094True and not forced
>>568743950
>>568744030post uma sex
>>568744030>race ningen team
>>568743959Easily. On jobber Brian? Impossible.
>>568743808>>568743902>>568743945There's an Umamusume for everyone.
>>568744030>dead insideme too kid
go marry a mare right now!
>>568744030MONTHS OF /uma/ PAIZURI INCOMING
>>568744030>based always oguri
>>568744239I'm mute 95% of the time, uma for me?
>>568744317I belong to stallions.
>>568744030RICE HATE
>>568743959Brian has 10% speed grwoth, you dont necessarily need kita and ntr. You might get better results using your own stinko sr (if you have one) and borrowing fine motion wit. replace nishino power with marv power and then finemo takes up the third wit slot.But also look up a race schedule, that might be your issue. This should be able to reach SS too
>>568744375Ayabe
>>568744239Only because they're not real
>>568744030>>568744317>double wedding yeah
>>568744239My favorite dark souls is ds2. Which uma is for me
>>568744317This but Ramonu and Gentildonna
>>568744681Narita Taishin.
>>568744584no sluts allowed
>>568744659Cute journey
who tf even pulled for inari one
>>568744749haha
results from previous bread
>>568744792I gave her a 10 roll.
thingken bout maruzensky
>>568744156>>568744520I've been able to make +S umas but not consistently, I'm stuck at S so I might be missing some fundamental knowledge about mant, thanks for the recommendations, I'll try again tomorrow when the borrows refresh.
WHY IS ROB ROY FAR MORE STACKED THAN MARVELOUS
>>568744968
>>568744749Damn that sucks
>>568744587
>>568744987post your race schedule next run and dont be afraid to ask questions mid run with screenshots if youre unsure about stuff
>>568744827>>568745041I could maybe prescribe you a dose of Air Shakur if that's more your speed.
>>568745019When are they going to make an uma with a giant ass
>>568745019post that ZRR picture, you know which one
>>568744551This is fine
Another 3 clocks
>>568745051
>>568745114Vivlos is right there.
>>568744354>>568745019Paizuri with ZZRhttps://files.catbox.moe/r99ea1.mp4
>>568744792I did, and that's Inari-sama to you
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) will have a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
A little room for my bwos440455254404552544045525
>>5687452483 DAILY CLOCKS HOLY SHIT
>>568745240Or Narita Brian but I don't have any pictures of her or particularly care for her
I love gyarus.
>>568744239What if I'm a spineless NEET with a crippling card game addiction?
>>568745119
>>568745248I still have 1000 clocks left over after farming them relentlessly and not needing them past the odd one in the first few races.
>>568745353A Brian is fine too
would you seek her pearl?keep in mind she's 35 years old and still in school
>>568745275I said giant ass not giant nose
>>568745478hell yeah
cm15 room while I make food, gw pd dd prototypes110406411104064111040641
>>568745303>>568745454Do not
>>568745478I'd seek, suck, stick it and sex the pearl
>>568745240I love this artists Ayabe. I feel warm and loved just looking at her.
>>568745446
>>568745446Agnes Difital
>>568743820this is the coupon collector problem and the probability of landing in that state (one remaining) is about 1/3so basically normal
>>568745629
>>568745330Results, return of double bride+hag combo podium233032472330324723303247
Do ALL umas only like asian cocks or is there any that prefer white cocks?
>>568745593>>568745454>>568745303>>568745114>>568745119WHY IS SHE SO STACKEDWHY ARE HER TITS 89WHY
>>568745478what I'd give to go to get drunk on a random Tuesday at some shitty karaoke bar by the side of the road and sing 90's songs with her
>>568744792I did. She's my hero.
>>568745681Digitan would be too good for me...
>>568745760>Lost to UmamaYa’ll blow
>>568745562I don't have a full team for that yet cause I'm scared they'll drop throne too early and I'll have to redo everything
>>568745478>tranny hag
>>568744239I'm boring and suck at keeping girls interested since I'm mostly done with life and this world and prefer wandering around like a homeless person instead. Uma?
I love my wife
>>568745562I am illiterate and accidentally joined with my mile umas woops (dont have any cm 15 aces yet)
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568745562AaahI'll start making aces....I shall be there (very most likely not because my spark/Medium S luck is SHIT) soon
>>568745929Rice
I know nothing about Pearl other than she died struck by lightning, what kind of luck is that
Which uma has the greatest synergy with BWC?
>>568745840Nice!
>CM15 is more double-dom slopI conscientiously object.
>>568745929You are now a puppy-chan.
>>568744681Air Shakur
>>568746056When I see this thumbnail I think it's her sitting on her ass and taking of her pants and then I open it and realise the pants are a hat
>>568746115It's also xmas oguri's best track. Have fun!
>>568745760Alright my Inari sucks penis, dang, gutslet lifeAlso that "runaway" Suzuka was insane220659202206592022065920
>>568746059>>568746176These feel like quite different umas.
>>568746101Your mom
>>568745562Fuck off Umama.
>>568746101what is BWCwhat is BBCwhat is MMC
>>568745562Fuck me Umama.
Since you all claim to be experts on this, what IS something Rice Shower would actually say?
>>568746465You just want us to write amateur smut for you.
>>568746465>but I poop from there!
>>568746314Rice shower would he a kindred spirit.Sirius would try to fix you.If you're particularly agreeable Journey might also put you in her strike zone.These girls are fucked up. Don't let them being successful athletes fool you.
>>5687462471 more shlot
>>568746469Party Dash... sovl.
>>568746465>how can you claim you love me if I can't put my dagger in your peepeehole?!
>>568743590
>>568745083This is the race schedule I'm currently using for this cm, I got the idea based on the epithets from the uma.guide, anything in between will be a rival race or filling the friendship bubble for the cards during junior/classic year, only way I skip a rival race is if the friendship training is too good to ignore. Besides that I try to save all the items for summer and then try to use the blank spaces in late year between G1 races to rest or train some more.
>>568746101me
>>568746465"I love my Onii-sama"
Taiki hasn't been posted or mentioned yet. So here you go.Howdy howdy howdy. In a doto thread too. Shame on you.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>568745757this is fake ayabby only makes sandwiches
>>568746748but she just painted them...
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>568746539I need a Journey WIFE.
>>568746748I am saying this
Here you go. In case anyone just wants it for themselves, or they want to have it handy whenever someone else asks and wants to be spoonfed.
>>568746892dam i could easily recite the full list
Super Creek is so beautiful...
>>568743693There's nothing about me to love though
Maybe I don’t even want an umawife
Laisu would say the n word.
>>568747145ningenmanko can't be that bad
>deletedHot pockets first, the wage nowhere
>>568746247That will be all for now, thanks for joining and congrats to the winners!
Since an uma can't be used as a support card and a trainee at the same time, which speed cards are gonna be used on Tachyon during GL?
>>568747070Get creeked, idiot
>>568743710when will this stupid horse come home for me?this is my eternal punishment for pulling for the kitasan rerun instead of her
>>568746978Donna wife looks more like Donna princess
>>568747331sweepy
>>568747191Oh, no, I didn’t mean replacing umawife with something elseJust going without entirely
>>568747331You don't run her unless you're a retard
I thought SEA monkeys all hated jeets, why did the Rice post get deleted
>>568747267who was the retard that said fronts are unstoppable
>>568746642I'd recommend just sticking to the standard tiara route if you arent running any stamina cards
hoeh
>>568747442Is this A finals material, chat?
>>568747494>nose
>>568747145Not your call to make
>>568747360But I don't want to play goo goo babies with my life on the line
>>568747554Ug shart falcon 8th too so much for falcon being best. Never listen to retards here
>>568747559Umamusume are still just girls at heartIf you don’t pursue them, you’ll be left mostly alone
>>568747170>kebabFuck you for making me hungry
>>568744030>post uma sexWell..get on it /uma/
>>568747905https://files.catbox.moe/i1uoy5.png
>>568747808>he genuinely thinks thisOh no no no
>>568746465>"But it's too early too start drinking, Onii-sama! It's only monday!"
>>568747808Anon... that's not how girls work in real life
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>568747905Post uma sex.
Are aggies/drawpiles not very popular around here?
stupid sexy Cafe and her delicious flat chest omg its so flat ToT ToT ToT
>>568748156Yes it is
Taiki's body and outfit is absurdly lewd.
ningens KNEEL to uma
>>568747808good job outing yourself as either a manlet or poorfag
>>568748257I didn't go to Texas a&m
today was the worst day since yesterday and will be the worst day until tomorrow
If most uma birthdays are still in the first half of the year like IRL horses doesn't it confirm that they do still go through THAT?
>>568748347I’m neither
I'm male and I like being male. will there ever be an uma for me?
>>568747808I’m over 2 meters tall, and I’ve never pursued a woman
>>568748214For what purpose?t. clublet
>>568748826Then why are you here?
If I am a male trainer that wants to marry and breed my uma trainee, who is the uma for me? Most uma seem heavily queer coded
>>568748371the happiest moment in the happiest man's life is the moment he falls asleepthe saddest moment in the saddest man's life is the moment he wakes up
>>568748865So you can experience the joy of dashing to the finish of course!
>>568748514You'll probably need a Female Japanese Uma because they'd say>I'm mare and I like being mare
>>568746978fusu
>>568748514fag
:D
>>568748514The straightest racist
Carrot Pudding, just like Urara suggested.
>>568745562starting! incase spoilers>>568745760fine HAD to hit pump and steal the glory...thanks for the room! cool to see inari one in action>>568749058cute
hello everyone! how is everyone doing? i hope very buono!yesterday i got my first SS rank uma with bono and today i got my second SS rank bono againso far i like what ive gotten but i do wish i had gotten more skillshows is everyones build going?wish you all the most buono luck
>>568748514Pic related, because she only goes straight
>>568749205No problem, thanks for joining, couldn't host much these days but I'll still do some here and there!
I thinkAyabeIs prettyCute
>>568747379never, you had your chance
>>568749443Would you say youAdmireher?
>>568748958I love you guys and it makes the game more enjoyable
>>568749032i dont get the happy parti do feel sometimes that a few seconds after waking up is the only part of the day that feels real
>Not Sweepy just got me a new recordWell shit why thank you!>>568749704Nyo, but she is pretty cute.
Aces status?
>>568749058gentils wedding is kinda disappointing. Would've been cool for a more creative striking red dress. A waste. Id probably use her default design over it
>>568749817Heh
>>568749714I will contribute to the ongoing degradation of the threads to spite you
>>568749901You and everyone else
:)
>>568745562I am genuinely surprised palmer took that, she's going to be so rad with medium S I can feel itthanks for joining! no point in spamming rooms quite yet when there's more to improve>>568749289no worries either way!
>>568749714slow down anon you haven't even taken us out to dinner yet
>>568749986Nishino has raped me more as a regular NPC than as a rival
>>568749249yer a good egg buenoposter. The director has been a stingy c* w/ me too. My 18888 tam had okay skills but no mile S
>>568745927need
>>568749814there's a new bot?
>>568748214Bakushin is so beautiful.
>>568750079that fucking whore curren cost me 3 clocks on sprinter stakes and she wasn't even the rival
>>568750014Thanks for the room, always fun to see some early CM previews even though it's another XOguri one, sovlful Palmer!
Hey, does anyone have a vr headset here? If so, can someone tell me if there's a way to put and interact with the ingame models with physics in vr? I really just felt like fondling Dia chan today.
>>568743710>>568743875>>568743905>>568745354>>568749545
>>568749817Feeling too arrogant after my oshi bancho won taurus. Made a Tam (2nd fav) 100ts lwer with some hard to get skill combo but low rolled wit. Feel like she should do great but..
I love Rice
Why is Narita Top Road eating this murdered poor innocent creature for no good reason? I thought this game was supposed to be wholesome
>>568750474>gets punks by Jordan once>forever has it out for himGoldship literally couldn't handle the bantz despite being a troll himself
>>568750308She gets carried hard by artists, let’s not lie to ourselves
>>568750646She's a heartless bitch. It can't be helped
>>568750681I love her in-game version, too. I want to kiss her forehead.
>>568750465theres several ero games with create a char.
>spent a few minutes on /v/ because i was bored and our thread was slowholy shit how did /v/ma stand it? the schizos in our thread are high society academics by comparison. god i need to do this more often just to remind myself how bad it could be.
>>568750853don't leave us 'nonny
Uma with the strongest aura?
>>568750853Nobody is forcing you to stay here umama. It's probably better for your mental health to leave
>>568749040I'm not interested; get the fuck out of my door!
>>568750853is there a vma thread up?
>>568751087
>>568750853our schizos are not even that bad in comparison to other generals, we do have a problem with avatarfags
is umama actually a girl with humanko?
>>568751231That sounds like you want to do 2 URA runs!
>>568751326Ask V
>>568751350Why not 3 URA runs?
>>568750667Can Jordan's dad beat Gold Ship's dad?
>>568744792shes aura bwo
>>568751326>humankogood post
need some art of this...
>this is aura
>>568751087behold
>>568750751Like what ones?
>>568751635
>>568751326Yeppers
>>568751759
>>568751683Forced aura
FEELS THE AURA
>>568751635sooo aura
>>568751326He's unironically a NEET tranny.
>>568751350That's it! I'm calling the umapolice!
BLOW my GAY is such a great song
>>568751982real shit
Doesn't this 100% confirm that Inari Wan is literally 100% canon lesbian?
Were almost at the end of the month and Eden is still not banned wtf is Cygames doing
>>568752059Come on we were one day without a lesbian post
One day and around seven hours until the dahby.
>>568752059Oi. Those are my unread bubbles.
>>568751961
>>568751943many such cases. i suspect /uma/ has a secretly large population of "trainees" or currensisters as we call them sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYfsK4LEp1AIt's here
>>568752092why are her eyes bouncier and jigglier than her breasts?
>>568751874Kill yourself tranny
>>568751961What are you talking about, there's nobody here
>Inari One was so good that they made Inari Two>Inari Two flopped so hard that they never made Inari Three
>>568752357No one's breasts are bouncier than their eyes.
>>568752504WHY DID (((CYBERGAMES))) MAKE HER UNIRONICAL LESBO THOUGH?
>>568751874same as picrel applies to other umas>>568752394I just wanted to post this pic
>>568752401What the heck? She was right there, officer!
>>568752691No one cares staygoldtranny
>>568750189Not new, just a different one that isn't based on anything sweepy is or was, no china code or anything, proper REAL code that's well maintained and extremely well documented.
I look like this
>>568752616whoapretty cute iinchou
>>568752691I care staygold chad
>>568750465idk but I want to fondle her with you
just wanted to say It's Friday I'm in love
>>568745019marvey mogs rob roy unfortunately >>568752851
>>568752691I very much care and asked staychad, please post your steam playtime again, it's funny hwo it makes him seethe
>>568752851zrr is canonically slightly bigger than marvey why does the model nerf her so unfair
Today is Friday in Tracen Academy SHOOT
>>568752691give us the energy drink review once you can stegoCHAD
>>568752851why do japanese hate ass?
>>568752851At least ZRR mogs them in ears.
>>568752616ewwwww
>>568752851fucking KNEW itthe official resources are wrong. Marvey has top 4 biggest tits in the cast that's FACT
>>568752691/uma/ is actually way worse at mischaracterization considering that many anons try to portray umas as straight even though they are all lesbian
>>568753209>why does a nation WITHOUT ASS hate asshave you seen their woman or the way they sit and STAND? they cant have asses, thats the entire issue, they have no reference
>800 power>helios gives fast pacedI will kill myself.
>>568752812source? I don't like nu-sweepy and old sweepy keeps bugging for some reason
>>568752827You can go look like that outside the thread then since AlmondLove is dead and no longer allowed here
>>568753241homo
man the gold clan is so goddamn funny man golshi is CRAZY so random haha and nakadashi festa is like a gambler dude lmao and of course orfevre the tyrant why doesn't she step on me haha and who can't forget fenomeno man the cop who has to act normal bro she's the caretaker of the group dude and finally stay gold herself hahahaha she's like a father who left his children dude I love their tiktok edits
>>568753209They know what ass lovers aka niggers do
>>568753398cute
>>568753391umama...
>>568753315Low trust society, plus it's super easy to find."uma musume bot" into google, bing, whatever, you'll find it I'm sure. The thing is so much better made it's not even funny, extremely well put together as well. The only issue I've had is that I struggle to make a 1200 wit uma, even with 2-3 wit cards, it's odd. But man is it good at making parents or fan runs.
>>568753303>non-welfare cards that can AgemasenI hate them the worst offender is Taabo, she can randomly end the chain TWICE and the final event also can failwtf were they thinking
>>568753398OYAKODOOOON
umama can you post pics of your girl parts?
>>568753476THREE cocks up your ass
>>568753398Me and my wife
>>568753290that's exactly why they should want ass, because it's something hard to find
>>568753640This one is unironically a man
>>568753654I posted this.
danchud, i'm not saying you should kick the slackers and flatliners in the next two days or so but if you did then i wouldn't make a fuss about it.
>>568753640You're too generous
>>568753705>sees girl>thinks about dudehmmmm
I want to have sex with this grandma.
Left or right?
Imagine umama cosplaying as creek and breastfeeding (you) while (you) wear comfy soiled diapers
>>568754049left 9/10 times
>>568754049left maruzen is one of the hottest designs ever designed
>>568754049
>>568753561I can't find it...
>>568754159Don't be silly and you can't. Add "github" or something at the end, there is literally only 3-4 options, one is sweepy, one is fucking "archived", and then there is the one I'm talking about. I did not do any deep searching, and no idea if Google AND BING(!) are somehow changing my search results or something. Bing I never fucking use, so that's not possible, yet it gave me the thing right away.
>>568753892get in line
>they're posting weird stuff again...
>>568754049Left, anime creek is better looking than the game counterpart
>>568754049Really hard choice but I feel like Maruzensky would be a better pick
which uma has your favorite reaction faces?
>>568754305Weird stuff is always posted on /uma/
>>568754049blow countless loads into left while continuously trying to convince and comfort her that she will eventually conceive even though I know It's futile, while already having a family of four with right and convincing her I work late a lot
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>568754305I WILL MARRY MY PUNNY WIFEI WILL FUCK THE GERMANI WILL FUCK THE INU MUSUMEI WILL FUCK MY BROI WILL FUCK THE IRISHI WILL FUCK AND MAYBE MARRY CBand so much more
>>568754393>when she sees your penis
>>568754049maru definitely has a full-grown jungle bush but she seems cool and uplifting.super freak is nurturing and kind but would subject you to hours and hours of femdom edging on a daily basis but ruin every orgasm.difficult.
>>568754490Wind here, Diggy!*unzips dick*
>>568754393Fuku is a gold mine.
>>568754158I HATE IT
>>568754393
>>568754049>Left or right?yes
>>568753825Post the Xitter.
>>568754545>implying a bush is bad in any wayholy underage
>>568754742
>>568754382>really hard choice>really hard
>>568754748it disappeared from my TL...
>>568754909Sure
How do I fight the autismo? I'm hyperfocusing today and spamming non-borrowed runs but I'm really running out of clocks and should stop soon
>>568754808menhera tickezo
>>568754792Tosen Jordan needs to marry her trainer or she won't make it far in life.
>>568754808What? Even Japs can't stretch behind their back? I thought that meme only existed because of obese mutts. How can a normal human not scratch their back?
>>568755014taking your meds might help
>>568755013dumbass
fellow frontbros, are you rolling your aces until you get Mile S/Fast Learner package with Groundwork and PP-Ignited/DD combo with all relevant skills or settle for something less?
>>568753561I think I found it, it really is well documented. Thanks.
>>568754393for me, it's Helios
>>568754808Translation?
>>568755069Anon, she's clearly just making excuses so her trainer can touch her back
>>568754742She just doesn't like fun
>>568754049I've had bad experiences with psycho drivers so right
>>568754049Right.
>>568755075nta but thanks for reminding me>>568755121didn't read but S + gw + pp dd is bare minimum
>>568754393Someone post McQueen shocked with her tail fully erect
>these two gushing over a humanXuma couple then get into a conversation about all the fun/romantic things humanXuma couples could do with their physical differencesthese girls...https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2060331057950695695
>>568755130If you see VERY detailed documents over how the training works, then you probably got it. The base sweepy code has NOTHING on this thing, it's a proper big style open source project.>>568755439>thanks for reminding meNo problem, buddy!
>>568754393>>568755467
>steve advertising his clankerware again
>>568755587MY THING IS BETTER THAN YOUR STOLEN CODE IS SWEEPY SHUT UP YOU COCK
>>568755548FUCK YOU was gonna post how I look like this too
>>568755587Who the fuck is Steve Jobs
>>568755652If you look like this can you date me PLEASE.
>>568755503>check the comments>some guy pointing out that depending on which leg your uma wraps her tail around, the meaning can changethe more you know
>>568755503>all the fun/romantic things humanXuma couples could do with their physical differences
>>568755789Meanwhile fillies only think about rape
>>568754975Next year's brides better be these two
>>568755503>>568755775are they taking bavarian lore now, but make it about tails?
>>568755789>there are probably trainers stuck in physically abusive relationships with their trainees
>>568755069>doesn't know what she's asking forI know it's too much to ask 4chan anons to understand women, but good GOD this is sad
>>568755652Ayy babeee! How 'bout some new swimsuit pics? Running a bit dry here.
>>568755503Blast is a blessing
>>568753262>>568752851MARVELOUS
>>568755587I'm not going to give you my steam account, even if it's an alt sorry sweepy
>>568755886
http://poal.me/851vyhttp://poal.me/851vyhttp://poal.me/851vy
>>568755934>90% of them are filliesNo proof but no doubt
>>568756030Mine doesn't use steam to begin with, it's not sweepy slop that steals your data.
>losing debut race 2 careers in a rowThe frontnigger who said that endclosers are clocking save careers need to die a painful death
>>568755705nyo>>568756004swimsuit season soon sis
>>568755503haha school girls going through puberty don't actually talk about or giggle or fantasize over lovey-dovey or inappropriate stuff haha
>>568756157Why nyo...
fully grown (14 years old) umas: look at that human x uma couple hehe I bet she has to sleep without a blanket because her body temperature is higher hehehehmeanwhile fillies:
duramentebros?
>>568756161grow up incel no one cares for your dirty fantasies children used to be innocent and not disgustingly degenerate like yourself
>>568756157ywnbmq
>>568756123*clock saving
>>568756214This brat
>>568756104what kind of question is this
>>568756214needs correction
>>568756236
>>568756293A Maruzensky question
Become Satono
>>568756123*cock saving
>>568756193you know why
>>568755121combo dd pp not fully required
>>568756021he description of her wedding support card is just her and her trainer being cute together too
>>568756220damn CB, will you get in the tub, already? spattered with mud like a PIGand stop looking so gleeful!
>>568756220hate feet faggotry... HOWEVER, I love CB propaganda!
>>568756236>>568756343BASEDKITA GOT THE LAST LAUGH
>>568756236more like KWABmente
>>568756374I don't and I need a mcqueen right NOW.
>>568756358man this sounds like one of those fan novels I read on pixiv, I love it
>>568756220This artist is great, but it sucks how no matter how much you love cb your passion will never compare to his
>>568755121I only care about groundwork at this point
>>568753262>Super Creek and Inari One in Top 5Is that why they're called "Heisei Big Three"?
>>568756358BlessedAre the other support cards this cute?
>>568756236Last year was his last shot. The one that never was.
>>568756523You're cucked by your own mebtality, it's so sad to read
doto stuffs her bra
>>568756343but was it worth it?my boy is getting drained instead of rooning as we speak
>>568756631My personal favorite.
>grow upyada
Another session of rigged roulette...
as you enter the umanko you must sayGOOOOOOOOOOORU IIIIIIINNN
I'm for Sweepy.
Doto pokes holes in my condoms
>front niggas unironically brick their runs if they don't get ignited wit from inspirations for some reason imagine torturing yourself like that
>>568756704How will locatrannies butcher this?She will ask for a present to whom if Santa is censored?
>>568756705Yeah bet you regret not fucking a WINNER right bitch?Kita x Sweepy lewds where?
>>568756829Doto would do this
>>568756358I want to be marked...
find mambo
>>568756220Did this one release already or nah
>>568756849By then cygames will have AI to TRANSLATE, not localize total localizer death
>>568756631
>>568756849No, Santa won't be censored. He'll just tell you yo have a Merry Holiday.
>>568756916Secret Mambo found
>>568756916She's clearly at the top right corner. Next question
>>568756704she's so precious
>>568756835>late cucks and end chuds lose can be the strongest in the room and still get blocked by their own teammates
>>568756849they won't add Fenomeno to the game
>>568757024Rice wife
IKOUKAAAA
did you faggots already forget we had a christmas event and santa wasn't censored or is your brain just too /pol/brained at this point
uh oh melty
>>568757248impressive load retention, anon.
>>568757139Who the fuck is this?
Are you guys really this bored, why not go play other games for a bit or something?
>>568757139I don't know who this is, but I feel the need to make some ponies.
>>568756835i just falco power
>>568757186
>>568757139>fails either the groundwork/TTL/FP/angling/whatever shit fronts need to function wit check despite having 1200>dies and falls to 2 (will never recover)what now
>>568757379Play with me
>>568757406My wife and daughter
>>568757024she's a predator
>>568757272>MERRY CHRISTMAS!read as: happy holidays
>>568757379It's friday night, the only people here are losers or the mentally disabled
>TEIO sho>Teio can't join it
>>568757272none of the people who cry about "localization" actually play the game btw
>>568757463I told you after I'm done with Nishino yours will be red as apples too
>>568757332quote the melty, cuz I dont see it
>>568757475i am a mentally enabled loser
>>568757453I posted this
>>568757440that's why you throw 3 of them into the mixsurely 1 of them won't fuck it up haha
I am deeply mentally ill, misanthropic, asocial, and socially anxious. Uma for me?
>>568757150no force on Earth or in Heaven will deny me my "Bossu."
Uhhhh, I think I'm in the wrong room...
>Schizo posts stopped>trannylators defense force appears noticing
>>568757139you lost to vma tho…
>>568757617quote the schizo posts, cuz I dont see them
>>568757603
>>568757590
>>568756236If umama is /uma/ Kita who is /uma/ Duramente
>>568757703I hate this uma. She is a loser, like me.
>>568757453This is my post wtf
why is /vm/a faster than /uma/?
>>568757605
>>568757605a room where you can't leave unless you umapyoi with fillies
>>568757150
>>568757510total locatrannies deathYWNBAW
Cygames Intern here, we are cancelling Grand Live. Enjoy 4 more months of MANT.
>>568757605I'm a pedo but I just can't find Nishino to be attractive. Don't understand what's wrong with me
>>568757831>Oka Sho>D speedbricked run
you guys are just joking about being pedos, virgins, schizos, and/or into bestiality, right?
>>568757735And yet she's happy and everyone likes you unlike you so who's the idiot
>>568757831based Taishin tore
uma for this feel?
>>568757510what acceptable evidence will you accept, and if once provided will you sign an apology form
>>568757896
>>568757526Anon, that's a child.
>>568757957Summer Maru, duh
Later fags. Taking natty to meet my parents then we're gonna umapyoi into the birthday night.
>>568757979Children don't have tails
>>568755904Imagine...
>>568757919Me...
>>568757913I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose
>>568757957Literally Ramonu
>>568757891another cygames intern here. yes, Grand Live is getting canceled... and getting rebranded to GRAND CONCERT
>>568757913why did you group virgins with the rest
>>568757897I'm running 2 SPD 3 WITthe initial speed sucks but it can be salvaged after first summer
what about this feel?>>568758024maru sucks tho, and not the good kind>>568758081>emotionally semi-deadnot accurate, also don't use words you don't understand>>568758062NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEISHA AAAAAAAAAA
>>568757080good>>568757083tahbo...
>>568758083This change is taking 4 months to implement, though, so there will be substantial delays
>>568758070Exactly, that's why you need Urara to fix you
I want /bag/ faggots to leave
>>568758062>thanking my parents for having sexkinda weird don't you think, Neicha?
Tiny wife sex.
i want umasanpo
>>568757913Of course. No one here is actually schizophrenic.
>>568757957White Narubi
>>568758242Sorry virgin but we love /bag/ here
Is there anyone else here who actually has had (unpaid) sex before. I don't like the vibe I'm getting from you guys
>>568758242my wfie Aru would booty blast you and your favorite uma
>>568758314I want umasmr
>>568758242You want US to leave, but not the schizo, trannies or pedophiles? CURIOUS
>>568758242Then post yuri
>>568758379Maya is a lewd girl
>>568758373Your retarded cousins don't count Earl
The creation of Mayano Top Gun is mankind's single greatest achievement.
cygames added two gold skills that sound cool as fuck but do absolutely fucking nothing
smart falcon servicing old men to pay rent
>>568758624Karen...
>>568758373does rape count
>>568757446Okay, what do you want to play?
>>568758461Man, I would play this game if it wasn't all chibis
Curren may look, present herself, behave, and think like a whore but she's pure
>>568758624t.
>>568758373Not everyone is fortunate enough to marry their underage cousin, m*hammed
>>568758710no one wants your pedophile ass shut up
>>568758704Something fun
Curren may look, present herself, behave, and think like a whore...
>>568758753Yo that's rude
>>568758728>>568758490you guys should kiss and see what happens
>>568758721Nobody thinks this
>>568758795may?
fuck you guys gonna play some SLOP-tide now
>>568758710Some of those chibis (B.Rio) are pretty erotic. Also this game has chibis yet you're playing it.
>>568758917Explain
>>568758875Seek help dude
I love my trainees so much, too much, but them seeing me completely platonically, just because I am a male, gives me mental breakdown. Why does Japan insist on making their male player base suffer?
Voltage > UMA in Burgerland
>>568745248Cygenerous!>>568746642I can tell just from the thumbnail you aren't racing enough >only way I skip a rival race is if the friendship training is too good to ignoreUnless you just run whole bunch of G2/3s without scheduling them. Saudi Arabia Cup and American JCC is a free epithet that's not on your plan. Three Junior Stakes is another one that's just not on your plan. You should almost always race early September to buy the shop items you couldn't afford during Summer. You're also immune to race fatigue in Late December all three years, so it's kind of a waste to not do a 3+ streak at the end of the year.
>>568759035
yall love to be hatin on curren but if she were real and gave you even the slightest bit of attention you would instantly fall for her
>>568759108You're supposed to rape them so it doesn't matter that they are lesbos
>>568757957Kuroko is so hot, man I'm not exactly sure why but the first uma that came into my mind is Bourbon. I'd have to think about it if I find an answer I'll followup.>>568758081Ramonu SEX!>>568758065>>568754975It would make bajillions for them but we all know Japs hate making money.
My uma? Pure as the driven snowYour uma? 50 dicks NIGHTLY
>how it feels when you're thinking of the 60 energy you haven't spent, plus a run you haven't finished, but you remember that you can just not play the game and everything will be fine
>>568758923Yeah but the main gameplay is not chibis, I tried BA but I didn't expect all the fights to be with chibis
>>568759197No, I don't want them to suffer.
>>568759154but vermintide2 is better.>>568759237y-your aces, anon?
>how it feels when you aren't thinking of the 60 energy you have spent, plus the runs you finished, and you remembering that nothing matters because you let a funny bot do all the fan runs for you.
>>568759176>gayass beard>shaved head to hide receding hairline>think glassedLow testosterone
>>568759230What if we like the same uma?
>>568759230>50 dicks NIGHTLYAll mine.
>>568759154I wanted to like this game but fuck me I could not
chibi races would be kino
>>568759303Then lose some weight fatty
>>568759154Never gotten too deep into warhammerMight give it a try
>>568759120u u u uma > whatever the ramen song is
>>568759303Women are designed to like rape, so they won't suffer unless you're really ugly or not white
>>568759315I really like uma tummies.
>>568759240Yeah the gameplay isn't the best. I just collect all the oppai big titted students nowadays and login once in a while and quicksweep everything. The main appeal is the story anywayz.
>>568759356What is wrong with her?
Remember that Cafe allowed her friend to rape you
>no mile SIt's never been so over...
I'm ugly and not white umas for me?
>>568759312 >>568759395>vermintide2 is better.Gameplay feels smoother, plus the technical aspect is smoothed out due to age and less bloat. HOWEVER, I prefer 40K over Fantasy, making me like Dark a bit more. Hard to argue against Vermin being the better game though.>>568759431Plenty of fun games to play to get into the brand, go and do it fag.
>>568759613None
>>568759583she's a mare
>>568759604Did she?I knew she'd be the best wife
>>568759613king halo
>>568759583mare
>>568759613Gentildonna
>>568758917Sorry, my Warhammer fix is SM2 and not ratclicker
>>568744792I had to go almost halfway, but she was worth it. Now I gotta hunker down for Light Hello/Tachyon and the Festival alts.
>>568759661>>568759676Well I guess she must be amarezing then.
>>568759381Hey. Don't hog all the cocks.
>>568759613Back to the lobby
>>568759607>errrmm actually S aptitude is totally optionalback to the mines
>>568759645It looks like it’s on sale right now, so might as well
>>568759696>SM2Holy bitch boy take. At least name something that zoomer DON'T know, not the normalfag slop by Focus fucking Entertainment
>>568759723>Now I gotta hunker down for Light Hello/Tachyon and the Festival alts.you won't pull these
>>568759747kaicho...
>>568759747What a Rudolf thing to say...
>>568759747Hehehe...
>>568759808Vermintide 2 I can very much recommend, especially at the price. Think Left 4 Dead, but with Rats and Demons in the medieval times.Darktide is cheap as well, but a lot rougher around the edges.
>>568759747*cums on rudolf*
>9 spinsI did not want to spend all my fucking luck on bingo
>>568748471>https://files.catbox.moe/i1uoy5.pngHorses' eligibility for the Classics is based on birth year, so breeders try to breed the mares to give birth in Spring. A foal born in December would barely be two years old running against actual 3 year olds in the Satsuki Sho.
>>568759974trying to start vermintide2 as a new player is probably quite painful. would need a friend or two for it to be enjoyable tbqh.
>4 runs>15 mile *>0 mile Ssee you niggers tomorrow
im scared
>>568760145Bull fucking shit, I did it just fine. Stop this non-sense.
>>568759825SM2 is dogshit, but I just couldn't enjoy Darktide. Used to play a ton of modded Dawn of War 1 a decade ago but I'm so burnt out on RTS games due to playing AOE2 for 25 years that I'd rather kill myself
everything but running mant
>>568760170>going out with cafe has people think she’s dating her trainer >her bride alt releases >her fans think she’s finally going to marry her trainer
>>568760170Blast is a gem
>>568760208the population is miniscule and there are no new players. parties will be zooming past everything while anon is crawling on the floor.
>>568760170>body temp difference>size diffrenceloli uma ToT
You're favorite uma is SHIT!
>>568760409
I WOULD RATHERHAVE A UMABUFFALO TAKE A UMADIARRHEA DUMP IN MY EAR THAN PLAY MANT
>>568760451She's just like me frfr
>>568760408Would Darktide be better then?
>>568760408https://steamcharts.com/app/552500https://steamcharts.com/app/1361210Both are VERY playable, no matter the difficulty. I went through Vermintide 2 as a semi-beginner last year no issue, not having played it in forever, using low level characters with trash gear. If anything it's easier than ever considering how much they changed the gear and loot system.
>>568759828Yeah, gonna have to pity them. Gonna be a hard 60K - Whatever amount of freebies the former gives out
>>568760170Cygames really wants to give more uma x human fanservice.
>>568760682Oguri Gyatt..
>>568760682Sexo
>>568760451BUT WE LIKE THE SAME UMA
>>568760170I didn’t expect them to be so aggressive with the wedding event this year. Cygames is really looking for the bills
>>568760950I don't like any uma
>>568760170How about strength difference?
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
If you don’t have a favorite Uma, you’re gay
>>568760170Rapey Shuttle...
Go on.
just a quick borrow-less test, hammered every g1 race I'm sure, 40 races total and still no 3k sp hmmm...
>>568760170>size difference
>>568761336how the fuck you run 40 races and still get those stats?
>>568760170They're talking about a FEMALE human, right? FUCK!! WHY CAN'T THEY BE STRAIGHT? FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>568761336mega autism
>>568760170>the card scenes is all about helping a young uma x human couple with the difficulties that arise due to them being different speciessounds cute
bros help I hav a question, in trailblazer can you stack silver and gold cleats in one turn? I'm at the climax right now and its giving me a chance to use the two, does it stack?
>>568761534Having speed AND wit maxxed is not difficult, and the other stats are not that impressive mate.
>>568760370
>>568761336forgot to mention 65 rb...>>568761534tbf they should be way better but you just race no matter what, and before the 3 race 'limit' you do a training
Hello friends!!! My new iPhone didn’t transfer any of the images and videos!!! It’s over!!!! I don’t know how to use this without the home button!! How do I look in the archive again??
>>568761510This is good.
>>568761534those are rookie numbers anon, you can get 3x1200 with 36
>>568761668Maruzensky...
>>568761534bwo the more races you do the higher stats you gain
>>568761593
>>568761593They're like the megaphones in that the 35% will override the 20% and you only get one
>>5687615342x1200 + 800 is average stats, the high rolls are 3x1100+
>>568760409hug your filly
>>568761156I'm 100% sure some umas have a power difference fetish
>>568761686uh yeah, but the point is 40-42 races for the sp isn't it?
>>568761593Cute
I don’t like this!!
>>568761570So depressing that I want to hang myself
>>568760170
>>568761909I always want to do that, you're not special
>>568761607Cafe love
>>568760370Her nipples really want to break free there...
>>568761774I'm sad that Maya only slept the whole way through the anime...
>>568761570>>568761178shouldve been training her umanko as well
>>568761570I may not deserve to live, but that’s okay. At least I can attend my trainee's lesbian wedding.
>>568761968Is she retarded?
>>568761850No, you get strong items + stats from racing. Getting a scroll + the stats you get from winning the race is already around as good as a decent rainbow training and you can race even with less than 50 energy
>>568762147Kinda
>>568761774I'm gonna fill my filly, if you grasp my verbiage
New family member
>>568762298Clown UmankoClumanko if you will
>>568762147>is a woman retardedanon I...
>>568761758helios...>>568761759oh shit so they dont stack, lame!>>568761872I'm being sirius bro
i still can't believe those disgusting city whores corrupted my innocent country bumpkin
>>568761570I am surprised I am still alive
>>568762298Where's Ushba Tesoro?
>>568760170AIEEEEE
>>568762298I'll never forgive Cygames if they do this and give me a clown fetish
>>568754049Left but it's very very very very close.
>>568762581god I hate redditor so much
>>568762587lol clussy is too powerful
http://poal.me/rwobnxhttp://poal.me/rwobnxhttp://poal.me/rwobnx
which stallion says this
>SHITboli SHITdolf>poal[-]
>>568762074She’s not pregnant if you’re wondering
>>568762767what is a stallion?
>>568762767finemo
>>568762559after wilson gets in
>>568762581I'm starting to love this uma
>>568762813It’s Sirius, not Rudolf
>>568762813uh oh meltyyyyyyyyyyy
>no one is picking TNDweak trainers itt
>>568761570I’ve been depressed for a long time, but this feels different. It doesn’t feel like a rough patch anymore. It feels like I’ve just run out of reasons to believe things are going to get better.I don’t have close in-person friends. I’ve never had the romantic life I wanted. I feel like I missed the years where life was supposed to start becoming something, and now I’m just stuck living with the consequences.I thought I could at least have an uma waifu, but I am the wrong gender (male). I still do the bare minimum. I do my daily borrows. I take my medication. I drink water. I try to function. But that’s basically it. Every day feels like survival mode.
>>568762981Pick it yourselfOr do you only like the idea when its popular?
>>568762981One day you'll be old enough to drink little cuck
>>568762173>Getting a scroll + the stats you get from winning the race is already around as good as a decent rainbow trainingThat's a hefty claim. I'd like to see that backed up cause I don't believe +15 and +12 is equal to +35 speed, +25 power that I can double up with megaphone+ankle from a solo NTR rainbow.
your mother is a hefty claim
>>568762981>TNDtunisian dinar? what???
>hefty claim
>>568743693If Machitan was real I would love her.
>>568763208
>>568763394HEFTY
I am an hefty claim which uma is for me?
>>568763475Tokai Teio
>>568763337Total newma death
>>568763548I don't even know what that means desu
honeyade~ honeyade~
>>568763394I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>568763435She's firing hur lazerz
>>568763612newma = new uma
So I can do Left Handed FCM and Spring Runner to cope for lack of Mile S right?
>There will be 0 heterosexual umas releasedWhat do us male players have to look forward to?
>>568763341>she likes to feed her trainer>trainer likes her food too>the people that watch her cooking streams LOVE watching her feed her traineruma fans are freaks
I can't believe Calestone has a great singing voice
>>568763394Canon
>>568763734I am now informed. Thank you
>>568762559Ushba Tesoro is a boy, along with Epoca D'Oro.
>>568763784Fucking lesbians and getting them pregnant
>>568763723That's nice Maruzensky, it's time to take your medicine
>>568762298Juryoku Pierrot is about a detective not a clown...
>>568763784i haven't been here in like 3 months (mant released) and you're still here? crazy
>>568763751Yeppers but you'll still face those with all mile S included
>>568763901oxymoron
>>568763784Yeppers is as heterosexual as they come. She comes from a small ass rural area with a unique dialect taught only traditional values. Nobody comes out of the country without a strict set of moral code
Every Tama joke is about how she's poor or how she's small
>>568763901reminds me of that doujin recently, where a cool big titty tomboy lesbian cucked the MC's gf and then he took revenge by fucking the lesbian straight and turning her into his new girlfriend
>>568764048Kansai sucks, Edo is better
>>568764048I want to buy her extremely expensive things then attach the receipt to the gift just so i can watch her squirm when she finally notices it
>>568764041she got corrupted by city
Only in this shithole can a schizo repeat the same yuribait for weeks and still get replies.
>>568764048
Do white race skill sparks inherent the same way normal skills do? If I want say Victoria Mile spark, do my odds go up if every parent/grandparent has said spark? What about scenario skills?
>>568764193>implying it's not a daily discord raidi've seen this happen board-wide every single day /vt/ btw back when they didn't have an exodus
>>568764193Would rather respond to bait than play MANT
>>568764193Yuri is still with effort. An orangeposter already proved you can do the bare minimum and still get replies>>568671308>>568672426>>568672673
>>568764262ssssssssssseeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>568764182There's zero proof of that
>>568764193>weeks
>>568764098You can't just say that and not give a source
>>568764262I want Tama sex.
Is there a way to count how many posts are filtered? Because holy shit, I only filtered buzzwords and 30% of this thread is filtered
>>568764341ok fine. it's still fresh in my mindCool-kei Dansou Onna ni Kanojo Netorareta kara, Wakarasete Yatta it has 2 parts, part 1 is the cuckening. part 2 is the full straightening
>>568764291it's confirmed in a mant event
>>568764412Ctrl+F "Filtered"
>>568764452Thanks gwocho
>>568764590>>568764590>>568764590
>>568764287Why are Fukuposters so evil
>>568764412Why do you even come here then
>>568764630>uwaaaah you have to interact with my bait posts
interact with deez nuts
>>568756916how it feels opening the mambo club room
