>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>568659686
whats up rolltrannies
NEW CONTENT ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY
it's over
should i queue while listening to yara yara phonk?
What if rev had a crack addiction
>>568757503>SIE also removed the cat mascot too and Japan Studio as another instance of anti-japanese racism… What?
thank got it was regular libra.Which one of you chose to fight at upmost strength? lol I didn't realize that was the case, until he spawned the first horizontal portal, and it was full spray. I was like "wait what?"
>>568761974>>568761203So cool… so stoic…
>>568761813jesus double spoiler that shit
In Nightreign's roundtable hold, you can kick over book piles without running. Just walk into them. There are a surprising amount of book piles you can kick.
>>568761813accurate depiction
So what happens if nothing ever happens tomorrow
>>568763209We return to pre-NR levels of activity. Not crazy but not rush rush either. As we should have a long time ago.
>>568763209E3nightreign was announced at the game awards, and keighley makes SGF, so its entirely possible
>>568763209why worry about something that won't not happen?
ggpost
>>568763209i'll see you again on duskbloods
^ said no one ever
>>568710446So lewd…>>568718714Correct…
forgetting to bake the new thread before the old one dies means you've been raped by georgian hobos btw
>>568763209Sisters harm themselves, happens every time they set themselves up like this.
if there is no new nr content and duskbluds remains a bing bing wahoo machine exclusive for any amount of time From is unironically done as a company
>>568765839they can probably coast off elden ring money for the next 3 generations
Reminder that Deviljeet got raped and mindbroken by BakiBVLLS
why did you wait 30 minutes in queue jsut to dodge
>drink twiggy tear>effect ends right as I'm dying>lose runesthanks ishizaki
just fought dogz
>>568765839She keeps saying this.
>>568766137It lasts like 2 minutes. If you drink it before you enter the rain you probably shouldn't plan on doing too much
>>568766261your coping sis
I guess when you're at a POI outside the circle you're not only at the risk of dying to random enemies, but at the risk of rain too
you have to share this shitty general with vtubertrannies
How do I escape D4 with randoms? They're genuinely more retarded than any niggers I've met IRL, I just had a game with some subhuman duo where they kept kissing the floor and the Undertaker went after gaols (nobody had a gaol relic) despite the Invaders being right thereSurprising nobody, the Undertaker had some tranny anime pictures and gif as xhire background, I hope xhie gets hatecrimed
Queuing
>>568766502play character that can 3bar rev easily like wylder and rev
>>568766445That's ironic, because trannies and yellow bugmen both suck at this game
>>568766502Become a DPS god with good relics where people immediately respect you and feed you the good loot. The shorter the fights, the less chance for them to shit the bed. D4 has gotten INSANE lately though. D5 too. I think returning players with dogshit relics are to blame mostly. Some people must've been swept up and got carried far into DoN before dropping the game and are coming back now with week 2 relics when we're starting to see people who've earned CEkino through pure RNG>>568766691This is also good though. But god forbid both the guys you're helping are zDPS if you focus on support. Recluse/Rev/Duchess are more reliable for being the DPS king but really only Beast Claw Rev counts in that discussion and she takes bespoke CE kino to be as good.
>>568765839Not really. They probably already got their share just from the exclusivity deal. >>568765480The country, I hope…
>>568766764Shut the fuck up Deviljeet
>>568766502Solo
>>568767115gg
>>568767087I'm not your boogieman nigger, go get raped
>>568766921you just need lingering fire on ult for wylder, you don't even have to charge it
>>568767265Yeah but these are the kind of players who will get linger fire revived and take two steps and 3bar again while also never having contributing much to the fight at all. They're SO bad. It's more viable to just lock-in and solo the boss with your beegdeek than it is to trust somebody who can't stay alive vs Godrick.
>>568766502Learn to solo invaders, or play without themLearn to recognize allies who aren't worth res'ing, let your other retard do the res work.Learn to solo every bossPlay expecting to solo every bossLearn the boss attacks that are potentially problematic if they focus your allies, Horse's air strike, Greg's quad slam, ect.
>>568766921>>568767645>Learn to recognize allies who aren't worth res'ing, let your other retard do the res worPeople will also offer this if you're the clear DPS leader for the group. Many parties simply go out of their way to let me stay spamming and will drop fucking EVERYTHING to turn me back on if I get turned off.
I want to do a D1 to D5 climb with only randoms. Not sure if I should bring my relics over or do it on a fresh profile with fresh relics.
>>568767645You might as well solo
>>568767824Don't make yourself suffer the RNG. Take a MATK Recluse setup and just ride it to EZ D5. Affinity is OK too but MATK is stronger right away and more consistent in some ways.
>>568767827Randoms can be surprisingly competent and it can be a lot of fun, they can also be hilariously inept and its also funny. Playing solo is always the same and it gets boring.
>>568767910No I'm not doing that lol. If I wanted to just do it for the sake of checking a box I could solo carry the entire run with my beast claw relics. That being said phys stacking with melee feels much more honest and not having to go through RNG hoops to get night invaders and defmotag and all that again would be nice
>>568768017Oh god well if you'd be beastsloppering that's kinda boring. At least with Recluse you sometimes have to make a mid tier spell work.
>>568767987Then why are you complaining about randoms and about getting to D5? Make up your mind.
>>568768367I was the one bitching about randoms, not himWhy are Anons so bad at telling which Anon is who nowadays? All this use of Discord and Steam names is rotting your brains
>>568768367>every anon is one personPersonally I enjoy the d5 randoms climb, its like a trip to the zoo.
>>568765947trvkest trvth
>>568768367We wants tips from other RandoQ chads on how to minimize pain.These two posts explain it all pretty clearly. >>568767645>>568766921You have to basically think of your allies as little helper buddies who might just sit back and watch you and be ready to lift every single weight. Speaking as a weathered RandoQ guys you're a real Rando Chad once you can basically run a solo route alone and do ok while the other two guys do their own thing. If you and your build are on that level, imagine how fast/easy it is when you're with the group.
>>568768528Because he's arguing that "randoms are fun" when you're clearly complaining about randoms and trying to hit D5. So I assumed he's not that retarded and illiterate, and it was you saying that randoms can be fun, which would explain why you're still playing with them instead of soloing to D5.
>>568766502>How do I escape D4 with randoms?Literally git gud. it took me a few months to get out of that hellhole too.If you can handle D4 randoms you can handle anything.
I hate to say it but executor is the most fun character.
i'm TRYING to do big damstop FUCKING aggroing to me
!
ERR is kinda peak fr...
>>568769789also my map was bugged since mid of day 1 when retard spawned
Will we be getting more ER NTR or is there not gonna be more content
>>568769825gg!>The boys hanging out on the rock without me and telling me I'm not allowed on
>>568769569Y
>>568769789Why did I think the perfume buff would be enough to survive the transition? That was dumb.Also, during black blade kindred, I didn't realize my ult was reduced after I fell. So I thought I was going to rise and perform my ult, only to stand there like a fool and get killed again lol.>>568769946Oh yeah, I got the invisible margit glitch. Couldn't see him. So I just killed the smaller enemies, set the pillar, and then tried to shoot where Practice was shooting, just in case I can still damage him.After the fight, the music remained.
>>568769569you spelled raider wrong
Every nightfarer should have a movement gimmick ability like Wylder and Undertaker
>>568770074Suncatcher absorbs the charge/walking effect on your active weapons so you can go into parry mode and keep those gains which makes your 6 weapons all stat sticks or the best skill weapon. It makes building your kit fun when you have a 7th weapon that has the buffs from other weapons. I think the [executor] increase damage but decrease negation when attacking in suncatcher mode automatically activates the red balancer blink thru damage effect too. You also get free extra hp with the respec that takes away a little arcane, which is cool if you are maining suncatcher. >>568770194He's fun too but in a different way. He is too finnicky in high depth to let loose the way you want to though.
>And when I die, you won't pray for me>That's when I learn to >Cut my ties>And when I die, you won't pray for me>That's when I learn to >Cut my tieshttps://youtu.be/cWE0sSZ9yLc?si=UiATYjAilutzIhh4>>568770405Easy addition for NR2. Just give us options for character skills and let every/most Nightfarer have a movement focused one.
we should all unblock trish and be nicer to her
>her
>>568770405Ironeye has his dash and 5 of others have quicksteps (the devs consider this a movement upgrade).
>>568769825>shit day 1 circle>got 0 good weapons or offensive passives>had to do emergency skillslop build with a mediocre AoW>lost night of dregs because of extra HPeverything that could possibly go wrong went wrong in that game
>>568770405>Guardian gets wind spirit-well he can jump up and glide from using his wings>Raider gets Marvel Rivals Hulk jump>Revenant gets yeeted by SebastianWhat else?
>>568771250executor deflects the ground
>>568771017STFUyou are literally griefing your team with that build, dumbass
>>568769569until you have to fight something mobile then he falls the fuck off and then a mobility god clears
executies and mylders fighting over who's the 5th best character while irongods and duchads know they're the best
It was about fun not meta thoughbeit dramatroon
>>568772257eat shit
>>568770498Double Balancesloppa is especially fun on Executor because the Suncatcher also scales with skill attack power. Switching from rivers of blood to deflect and charge your Suncatcher keeps you toe-to-toe with your enemy.
>>568772257what do you expect from yerbitch?
gg
Welp, I hit my personal goal. A 50 game win streak. Anything after this is just bonus.
Hello sirs, is this a good relic?
>>568773558Please beat trish's streak
>>568773420gg! Happy I got that knife last second before the upgrade. >>568771017It was a hilariously scuffed day 1. It didn't seem like anyone had any defensive or offensive passives. I'm so happy I hit up the big merchant and filled up on shards because I used like 5 that day.
>>568773594Night invaders alone is better than most 3 liners that don't have it.
>>568773681That would be nice. But idk, man. Last I heard, Trish was at like 74 or something. I'd have to stack up another 25 to beat that. I don't know if I can get so lucky again.
>>568773734Yea I know that, my friend was desperately trying to roll the gacha for this exact combo or similar, and I just got it from a D0 run. I'll probably put it on my revtroon build or something, riseslopping can feel rewarding sometimes.
>>568773558your're welcome
>>568773558Congrats! I just hit 34, which is double my previous best.
>>568773908block anyone below a tiers and you can easily surpass trish’s streak
unblock trish nyow
>>568774089>blocking more than just a couple ergs at a timeyeah you might get your 100 streak but it will take a year just to get enough matches
if there's no nr update at summer games fest we are all installing the dlc weapon mod yes
>>568774037Whenever I finally lose the streak, I'll count up how many times a player was in my match. And do the percentage of their contributions. It'll be fun.>>568774089Nah. The streak isn't that important. I want to play with as many people as possible. Practice is already in half of my games. Literally.
>>568774089>>568774298Plus it would invalidate the streak.
>>568774089Examples?
>>568774089kys fraud merchant
>>568774345i think the idea of you having a higher streak than trish is funny so i'll do my best to help
>>568774353all 100 streaks are automatically invalid if you're a virgin anyway
>>568775301Please stop posting gross shit
>>568775301sodomy doesn't count either
Randos are so weird. They'll have dogshit relics, nonsensical inventories, the worst routing known to man, but then they'll spawn in with the heolster/remembrance skins and won't go down too much outside of the really hard stuff.
>>568775301>t. sub 100 pedojeet
I'm on a fresh profile, how do you unlock those extra signboard shop relics? You have to individually beat an ED with both Scholar and Undertaker?
>>568775912fat cat
There's something incredibly arousing about Heolstor's design. I like him.
>>568773558based pepe
>>568775301please keep posting
This is why you play Randos>Round's going well>Me, an average Katana Ironeye and a Skillslopper Wylder with good relics>We get a smooth early Ninvaders>We get some good +Skill Damage Executor swords>I already have one so I leave the other to the Wylder after Ironeye shares it>He takes it>We kill the next boss>He drops it for me>I snag it>I end up having to spam Golden Slam on a Exec Katana to facesit on the enemy for most of Day 1>We run amok and have a smooth and lucky run>At one point this happens>Later on I catch some really unfortunate deaths and start being a floorkisser>Wylder stands by me>Revives me from 3 bar>Block spams to cheer me on>I spam more Gransax>We win>Wylder was a cool Aussie guy who love NRWhat a homie. I feel bad for the deaths I took but one of them was something I'd never seen or been hit by [I didn't know the stone pillars Greg calls are attacks. Never even been close to one]. Shame I ended up the weak link at times here but by the same token I was the backbone of our DPS. Wouldn't've won with me tbqh
Didn't ask druggie-cuck
>>568775775The fate of the /erg/tree lays on this day
>>568776362Based and wholesome!
>>568776192are ypu gay
>>568776192Based duct tape husband enjoyer. I love his lil human hand, it looks so soft. There's something about how beaten down his body language is that really draws me in. Like the way he attacks is sort of inelegant and sloppy, like he's too sad to tighten up his movements, but he's still incredible agile. It's like a depressed boy version of drunken boxing. He's kind of pathetic at first, dragging his sword in the sand like he was the last picked in gym class, but then as the fight goes on it's like you snap him out of his depressed trance and he goes wild. I love his second nuke so much too as he's aggressively carving up the ground and then swings up to fly up in to the air. He's so cute and cool. I love his helmet too.
>I need a friend that'll never betray me>There's no time like where we are>I'm so bored, I don't care for the consequence>So I'll come find you where you are>Is it a sin if I wish for destruction?>Is it a call that I can make?>And I hail for the wrath of crimson>On the faces in my way>And it goes from me to youhttps://youtu.be/0VBqWDKcUYU?si=pABiW3N624EMBFVB
this general is so weird
>>568777771>>568776559>>568776192>>568775978>>568775301continue with these quality posts we all love these
we are so cucked and raped
that guy celebrates hanukah
>>568778452It's just a bunch of troons and AGP retards with a smattering of other oldfags and hapless newcomers.
True lets all block the general guys
gg white birds
Darn, they got me twice on some bullshit.Once, with the last move of the ground slam. I knew it was coming, just mistimed it.And then the other time, a Balancer did that thing where they swipe and jump back. Except they weren't even looking at me. I was just nearby when they were focused on cc and got hit by the backswing.Sorry about the connection issues. It started acting weird by the start of day 2. And I didn't think to reset it until the end of day 2. I was probably bugging out hard.
>>568776192>>568777771kill all faggots
>>568763209Nothing by will happen tomorrow. Everyone will move on.
>>568776257No, this is Creasy.
>>568765839From Software has a new release almost every year. Another title is announced soon.
>>568779312Do you mean the character specific relics? Or the extra gacha relics?For the character specific relics, I never used scholar, and I have 2 of them in the shop.For the gacha relics. I dunno. I have the new ones without using Scholar.
>>568779312Yes, beat one with scholar for things the double pouch one and beat one with undertaker for whatever she unlocks.
>>568777971what did this one mean s
erg is so lame and cringe and raped...
gg hot goat
>>568781145gg! LLTBT and DNAF with damage on it was making for big lightning spear number.
>>568780179>He doesn't evoke extraplanar forces to bless his Nightfaring>Let the fire go from me 2 uIt's a satanic ritual of power bestowal.
>>568777771You read my mind bestie, this is exactly what I also find attractive in him. Took me a year to figure it out but here we are
>>568777971>>568781425Why are these "nightraver" webms posts always accompanied by the most strange takes
>>568779312Character respecs are unlocked by defeating dreglord
>>568778452>>568778498>>568778584>>568778794???
>>568781270cute exewives
>>568781621That's not a strange take. Most metal is lower vibrational demonic vibration. everybody knows this.
iiiiiiiiiiii'm a dinosauuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr
>>568781425gross
cc i would end trash’s and simpo’s pathetic existences for you
>>568781621because druggietard can't even stay in d5 while the average ergite has a 3 digit winstreak
>>568781761Oh it's druggie anon makes sense
Bros, help me...Elden Ring is just too good...I can't stop replaying it...
>>568781737imagine being so weak that a simple transference of lower energy overwhelms you. You must be seriously weak and low in vrillium. Here. Become the wolf you feed. >Tell me everything you need>To kill the numb>And find the strength to become>A wolf that never needs to feed>It’s said and done>You’ve become the wolf you needhttps://youtu.be/YYQ02OP5h00?si=Rna3NRvGjWfWQn9I>>568781761PW users are entering a metagame where everybody is meta-conscious and has good relics. Rando involves absolute faggots and idiots most times. >>568781761>>568781797>smug retards playing in a hugbox getting uppityI was able to use the new Ninvader spawn meta effectively alongside skilled players last run. You get that every run. I get it once in 20
we know, practice
>>568781751>calling anyone else a simp while posting cringe like this
vrillium mentioned
>>568782114it would be so funny to do acid with you
>>568779045Those are girls
>>568782060same but I don't want anyone to help me, I thank God for the way this game thrills my heart still after so many hours unlike no other game ever has, the endless and fulfilling entertainment is a gift I recognize
So many girls in erg
>>568782394That sounds fun. I've done mescaline and lots of shrooms but never acid or dmt
>>568781538>>568777771I assume you both like Wylder as well? He is also (partially) Wylder's shadow and mirror, that's why he becomes him in an ending.
Welp, there it goes. My luck ran out at 51. :)
what did you wipe to creasygawd
>>568782761Fartorias.
>>568782304but cc is much better than trash though
>>568782784With who
>>568782950Wouldn't you like to know.
>>568782950shaksham (terr) and trishtinx
daily saksham humiliation ritualcouldn't even get carried by Creasygawd
>>568781538Kindred. Also I really wish we would have gotten an everdark version. I really wanted it to be like he summons Gladius to help him for a phase. That’s another part that makes him so cute is that he has his doggies. >>568782670Yes of course. Wylder is the best sad boy husband. His design is perfection and him baking bread is the cutest thing in the game.
so many erg in girls
>>568783303Powerful trvke. -1000 izzat for spiking creasy's cortisol.
it means victory
gg cold dog
>>568783748Do you think that practice has a crush on you?
>>568783795no, i’m the one who love cc the most
>>568783852Oh yeah? Name 5 cc builds
i love being a passenger princess
>>568784339why do you have to be like this?
>takeko also playing scholar nowwhy do girls like him so much...
>>568783975magicincantfistthat’s all i know
>>568782679Here are the official credits to my 51 streak:Practice: 26ShiftyDuck/Shifty.../Duck?: 6Fox: 5mushcat: 5oie: 5piqf: 5Emem: 4Tinpo: 4Gremlin: 3Pepe: 3Belan: 3cupcake: 3Devil K***ht: 3ender lillies fan: 3controllerfraud: 2digimonworld: 2EXTREMIST: 2losted: 2Sens: 2terr/saksham: 2Zan: 2cc: 1Abrukuma: 1Aining Trarc: 1Aok: 1H***OfVengarl: 1Loot Gobryn: 1PointToSkyAnon: 1Remance: 1Sens: 1zigger: 1
>>568784469>0 trashextremely, extremely based
i love my husband and he takes such good care of my doggies and they adore him in return and they're all cuddled up onto him while we play nightreign
>>568784469>simpo: 4extremely, extremely not based
>>568782585i look like this
>>568784710why do you think we care
>People posting music in here.I've been obsessed with this song and I've started all of my runs with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aArkIaPqV3c
>music posting>relationshit bloggingholy fucking reddit just nuke this thread already
>>568784594I'm considering unblocking Trish now that I have nothing to lose. I was afraid of her intentionally throwing a game. It's not good to hold onto grudges.But then again, I'm pretty sure she feels no remorse about her past actions. So she might just repeat her behavior if we have a disagreement again. Maybe unblocking her isn't a good idea.
>didn't get to end creasy's 50+ streakdamn that was MY thing, might as well quit playing now
>>568782670I'm more of an Ironeye person but I also really enjoy Wylder's story and design, too.>>568783382Everdark never, alas, but there's a lot of ways they could make him even cooler in it...
born too early for space travel but just in time to end creasy's 50+ winstreak
balancers look like cabbage
balancers more like garbage
>>568784859The song itself isn't really catchy for me but I like the aesthetics and the gothkino
Sim!
gg white birdsliking an extra carian line over cooldown +3
>>568784469>Practice: 26>Literally everyone else: 25can't make this shit up
>>568782679lmao get fucked
>>568786104It's called not having a job and being brown
>practice: "I would never block creasy"right because if you did you'd get no fucking games lol
>>568786252as long as you follow pings and don't tarnish his reputation online he won't block you
Alright, oral sex with the Dung Eater then.
queue seems a bit slow
I like adel
I feel like I'm hardstuck in D4, but is that better or worse than being stuck in D3?
>>568786342what's with S tiers and fragile egos, do I need to be a little bitch about what others say about me to play better?
waow rare caligo mountaintops waow epic
this is the laggiest game of nightreign ive ever played
>>568786916remance or practinx is the host, call it
Thanks to the guy who posted that JP vid that said walk to 2 o'clock for the Harmonia Worm squirm. Great advice,
this is remance SSJ4 tier
>>568786669yeah he is a little shit, can you talk shit about trash too?
>>568787457nah that shitter can’t, because he is either trash or simpo
gg cold manserver was a little laggy, hope that's not on me
>>568782784He got me with the delays. It's always the damn delays.He jumps up into the air, and then somehow makes flying forward incredibly delayed to the point of ridiculousness.One of his dashing swings is a fake-out, because he runs at you, but instead of swinging when you expect a normal boss to swings, he fakes, runs a little more, then swings.And the thing that really frustrates me, is that I miraculously survived his onslaught, including the fake out dash attack multiple times. But he JUST KEEPS GOING. Stringing one combo into another into another. Eventually, after dodging about 10-15 attacks, I make one mistake and die instantly for it.Am I good enough to say the game is shit now? Like I've been saying.
shartorias is honest, the only dishonest boss where 90% of his attacks are delayed is margit/morgott
>>568788360Artorias WAS Honest in Dark Souls. But he's been upgraded to feature all the modern Elden Ring shit boss designs. They even ruined the hitbox to his lion's claw attack. That used to be easy to dodge in Dark Souls. Now the hitbox comes out too early.
gg cold dogusing vykes spear with reduced resistances was certainly an experience kek. at level 7 I could basically only use it once
Luckily the connection fixed itself, it was bordering on unplayable most of Day 1.
>>568789140when tinpo left and rejoined it fixed itself. that shit was insane. enemies would continue attacking even after I "killed" them.
>>568787103>soul 5so many chinks with this name
gg birds, rare no invaders game
>>568790171I think chinks use the name of their fave influencer>learn from "x" Is usually a metafag who knows the goodness.
>>568788195>>568788579Yup. It’s one reason why I wasn’t excited for this whole boss multiverse angle. I knew they’d have to do this to make it a challenge.>>568785078>>568785345Lol
>>568784710You and I both know that’s not true
>>568789140Blue tinpo games are hardest games on the pw nowadays
>>568788360No he isn’t. His poke thrust and lunge have two attacks layered ontop of each other ans the negation down means theyre just one shots 99% of the time
>>568782060uttered nary a soul
>>568781702>>568784817what a coincidence me too
your streak is invalid if you dont sleep at night
>>568790521His flip also ignores iframes and that delayed spam has such a shitbox
>>568790521just block with a greatshield if you're getting filtered
>>568790521>>568790615Execusaar ignores all of this
Ohhh so cc unblocked creasy xhe's so petty, get a job
>>568790825cc has no one blocked but trash
>>568788579kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEhPPHhVLq8
>>568790853pretty sure she had creasy blocked but she hates trish so much (Sad) she would unblock anyone she had blocked before but her
>>568790895the people who have me blocked are so rude, like, i've never played with some of them and they harass me and flame me in the thread and somehow im the bad one
>i've been blocked 109 times but it was never my fault
>>568791043I'm just their scapegoat because when I arrived I would avatarfag
>>568763209We had a good run, it's fine. We'll meet again for Duskbloods
nt cold dogs
i hate mystery maps
>>568790873lol. That's good.
>>568788579After playing DS1 and its DLC I think he’s pretty much the same, just with one or two new moves in Nightreign and generally much faster. I was surprised he already had so many gotcha moves even in DS1.
>>568784974Creasy shut the fuck up you were rude as hell to me. Only now youve piped down with the post game bullshit
So we agree the most kino invasion are the dogs right? If the other two random aren't retards we all decide who goes against which dog and then split. If everything goes right, all the dogs die at the same time. Always feels cool as fuck tbqh senpai senpai desu
i like balancer more
>>568784974>>568791315Also creasy might I remind you you griefed me in the first place when you ragequit from bears? I dont have the webm right now.
>>568790412how exactly would you know that? I'm not sorry to say but it's in fact so very true that I am actually currently sandwiched between his snores and our border collie's snores which amazingly are even louder
>>568791346No they take so long even when you do it efficiently. Especially some of the cursed locations and seeds I've seen. Balancers are the best. No time is wasted you instantly get tp'd there and can continue the run
>>568791179>>568791196Also why did revenant lover DC and rejoin 5 times. Are the servers shitting itself for the surprise ed heolster?
>>568791315>>568791419Is this really Trish? You haven't shown this much heat over the issue in a while. Last time, you were way more chill about it.I just want to verify so I'm not caught up in an arguing match with a random threadshitter.
>>568791692Fuck you Creasy don't even bother unblocking me
>>568791140>pathetic attempt at gaslightingTypical groomer behavior.>i dindu nuffin
>>568791754Not me>>568791692And yes I'm serious YOU griefed me when you ragequit the bears, the fact we won "anyway" is a phallacy only because we pulled it off. So don't play the victim and own up that you're rude as shit too
Imagine, Elden Ring but gacha.
>>568791839But that's Nightreign?
>>568791838*Verify* yourself. I'm not doing this shit where I start arguing with anonymous posts, and then when you start losing the argument, you go "erm, you haven't been talking to me, you were being trolled"
>>568791937There's no argument to lose you'd just be a literal bitch because of some pings and ragequit. Literally nobody else in the history of the PW has complained like you did
greasy is so lame
>>568791972If the next post doesn't show credible identifying information, like your match history, then I'm hiding this conversation.
>troonpoo to the rescue
>>568792085I'd be willing to put it all behind if you apologize too, I already apologized before. When you started playing, you'd berate me and tinpo after EVERY SINGLE RUN with your bullshit saying we are this and that, only now you've piped down AND played dumb to ragequitting the bears which could've costed us a game too like you like to complain about caligo.
Whatever, lol. Argue with a wall.
Idk i'm taking the grease' side on this one given the other party's reputation
>>568792284YOU IDIOT
>>568792296>>568792128Bruh get a life who cares
>>568791176>>568764950
>>568790779>*gets deadangled and raped* lol
>>568792393Wow. Good job carrying yerba
>>568792438I like playing with yerba we're both SA so the latency is smooth af
heyy guyss it's me trashtinathinking bout killing myself, thoughts?
gg cold dragon, ultra giga rare golden vow + flame grant me strength + sorc/incant duration game. Also got an absolute kino roll on the first seal from the first POI.
care enough to reply kek loser
im about to completely btfo elden ring's dog shit lore by using logic. so pay attention.>godfrey and marika had children. radagon and marika had children. rennala and radagon (marika) had children.if this be so, lord/god marriage, like a conventional marriage, involves mating.if this be so, the lord/god "marriage" between miquella and radahn also involves mating.>mating is only possible between male and female. marriage is between male and female. "consort" means husband or wife.>marika, a god, is capable of shapeshifting from female to male.>to marry rennala, marika purposely shapeshifts from female to male and adopts a different identity.if this be so, miquella, a god, likewise is able to adopt a female identity for the purpose of marrying radahn.if this be so, then there is no discernable reason, other than forced gay anal sex, for why miquella is still miquella after marrying radahn.if this be so, the lore of elden ring is nonsensical and gayass pandering.if this be so, the lore of elden ring is dog shit.
>>568792490yes do it now
>>568791437You’re lying to two people right now. Yourself and me. But you’re only fooling yourself. Just keep that in mind.
>>568792490kinono trashtina don't do it you're so lame and cool...!
Ggs
>>568792492
>>568792434*sidesteps during a deadangle attack*wow that was hard
>>568792629>trying this hard to shill a mid-tier nightfarer so lame
>>568792434You guys talk about rape a lot
>>568792695Yeah the raped meme is really weird and lewdWho's doing this raping?Is it anon?Kinda gayBut no surprise here
>>568792695gennie jeeted
Soz for lightning slopping. I knew rev was the in the last of the rotation and didn’t have another horse build. I could’ve used whipxecutor in hindsight
>make it back to d4>have the most immediate dogshit run in the world>executor runs off day 1 to go and break crystals leaving the team despite the fact a mouth breathing fucking retard could find 4 as a group just circling around>eventually cracks all 4 crystals after myself and the raided died trying to clear the invader ruins>everyone still level 2>starts pining to go to the fort>wants to clear the fort at level 2>it predictably goes like shit with everyone constantly dying to red curseblades>end up level 2 at the end of day 1FUCKING WHY. Seriously its so fucking easy to be OP on the new level by just clearing easy stuff day 1 then rushing the forts day 2 but these "meta" retards want to rush it day 1 and spend the whole time getting 1 shot with no damage negaton or good weapons. I am so fucking tired of playing with fucking retards.
>>568783382>>568785337Keep your homosexual tendencies to yourself nigger no one asked
>>568792523Ya know, this got me thinking. If they kept the original Miquella is Trina storyline they had just before the game's release, then we probably would have discovered that Miquella had transformed into a woman fully. Which would make the Radahn consort thing make sense.Think about it. Miquella embodies this sleepy form, which is like a cocoon. The player feeds Miquella with dream essence. And out births Trina, the fully formed version of Miquella.
I asked
>>568793412yeah. apparently this wasnt gay enough for memehackzaki or george retard martin or the shareholders.
>creasy lost his streakNyo I was gonna tryhard in his games>>568793087Why not play with your erg friends?
>>568793538I don't know... I think trans trumps homosexuality on the gay-o-meter
>>568793569>everyone was trying to help him beat my natty streak because they're jealousWell too bad he already fucked it up
thread trished
he already beat your streak by 20 howeverdoebeit
>>568792393Isn't it just like Trish, to be given 3 warnings to do a thing, ignore all those warnings, and then when it's too late, she blames you for her failure?
>>568794074I dont think I needed to demonstrate it was me what I said is pretty clear and concise. Don't play the victim because you griefed with the bears first
dlc trailer will drop this tuesdaymy dad works at mike zaki's feet salon
>>568794146>Me: "Hey, that pinging is annoying.">Me: "Hey, that pinging is annoying.">Me: "Hey, that pinging is annoying.">You: "I don't see the big deal, you're always complaining. In fact, I'm going to ping more on purpose to make you mad">Me: "Wow, that makes me mad, I'm leaving now.">You: "OMG, WHY DID YOU GRIEF THE GAME?! YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT NOTHING. ALWAYS COMPLAINING."
>>568794370Look i knew you'd write a paragraph about how it totally wasn't your fault and I'm not gonna entertain it. Didn't even read. It's not my fault you get panic attacks from 3 pings you weirdo
true troonish pings useless shit and jobs to the night lord on thereg
>>568794434You said I have piped down with the post game bullshit. But that's true exactly. I just blocked the two most annoying pingers on the password: Trish and Nine-box. So I don't have to complain about pinging anymore. I still complain about the game, highlighting my own failures and what I believe to be the game's fault. However, since those things have nothing to do with you, you don't even recognize them.
>>568794651>But that's true exactly*not true
>>568794651>doubling down on your stupidityNobody else EVER has complained about my pinging that's just your scapegoat for not assuming you were an asshole to me
imagine if the libra condemned were allowed to surge sprint
>>568794762their infinite stamina is already much worse for you than a potential surge sprint
>>568794651>I just blocked the two most annoying pingers on the password: Trish and Nine-boxbased
>>5>>568794751Boring game. Can feel the dullness through the screen
>>568794743When I brought it up, a couple people agreed.In general, excessive pinging is frowned upon. I brought up your pinging prior to the game where I rage quit. That game must have been the second or third time I brought it up.But regardless, you deliberately pinged more after I complained, did you not? Answer yes or no. Did you ping more after I complained? Give me a straight answer. You can add whatever you want to add after saying "yes" or "no"
>>568795005>a couple people agreedOf course if you give the threadshitters material rofl. I am done with this conversation I don't wanna go 8 hours back and forth about stupid bullshit. Just know I think I deserve an apology
uh oh greasy melty
Trish is still a mass ping spammer.
It's officially been one year since nightreign's release. Post funny webms/images from pre DON.
>>568795078Also I was deliberately trying to ping less back then to adequate to you, but remember I literally pinged 3 times and you got mad, it was in the VOD
>>568795078Your refusal to give a straight answer tells us everything we need to know. See? This is how it goes. You have a manic episode, you flare up and get angry about some old drama. I argue you into a corner, and then you throw your hands up and decide you don't want to talk anymore. Thank you for reminding me that unblocking you is too dangerous.
>>568795107
>>568794651trish's pinging used to be 100x worse it was fucking insane. every single item and weapon that touched the ground would be pinged it was annoying as hellninebox's pinging i dont think ive ever had an issue with though
>>568795363>lying
>>568795107Splat
gg cold dogs
>>568795290Whatever Creasy
>>568795445not lying in fact I complained about it directly in the middle of a run and multiple times after runs. take accountability
>>568795363I've never complained about Nine-box's pinging before, because he only does it when he's playing Scholar, and he's about to ult, and wants to alert everyone to start whacking at mobs. He'll run into a room and ping like 5 times in a row. I do find it annoying, but I see the necessity in it at the same time, so I didn't say anything.I blocked Nine-Box because he was an asshole to me. Not having to hear his pinging anymore is just a bonus prize.
gg not-hot dogs
>>568795545I'm pretty sure you blocked nine box because he wanted to do invaders at level 2 and you couldn't handle it
>>568795107Splosh
>>568795531I literally don't know what you guys are talking about, I only ping shit like DNAF or whatever suits your build. I'm gonna start pinging white guard counters. Also name to fact check these claims?Anyways gonna queue
>>568795598No, it was every time we had a disagreement, he would go super aggro and start insulting me and belittling me, instead of speaking to me like an adult.
>>568795107Kablam
>>568795727>creasy complaining about people being rude when you would give me and tinpo shit after every runkeeeekThis guy is worse than me fr
>>568795672I said it used to be. This was maybe before even the dlc when zorban still played on erg. I don't think it's noticeably bad any more but it used to be miserable and you were like that for months
>>568795775Kek this happened on erg once. Maybe before don even.
>>568795107This is still one of my favorite /erg/ webms ever made.>the cluster fuck of effects onscreen >them getting trapped with two nightlords>the shitty fps and libra animated like claymation
>>568795107Not pre don but still d0
>>568795801Well I'm sorry then Im doing my best. I play on KBM and for me menuing and pinging items is really quick and seamless. People who play on controller are slower it seems
>>568795776Trish, you still haven't given me a straight answer to my question. You want to paint me as this big bad wolf, but you can't even address your own actions.Did you or did you not ping more after I complained? Yes or no. You can provide all the additional context you want, after you answer yes or no.
>>568795961grow up
>>568796056You really broke because I dropped my items and pinged them? weak. Too much stimuli? unlike when you'd play with chink tok on the next monitor?
>>568781751weird mushjeeta post
>>568796276"chink tok"...? Well now hang on. Is Trish also the anti-asian racist poster too? I've been trying to narrow down the suspects, and you just made yourself look VERY suspicious.Not going to lie, you weren't high on the list until just now.
>>568793569>Why not play with your erg friends?My pride I must make it to D5 without help first.
>>568796495NTA but what the fuck is this retarded shit you're babbling
>>568796495There are a lot of those here
>>568796640In short: back when I was posting images of this dance show from Vietnam, it would always trigger this one anon who just HAD to say something bad about Asian women and Asians in general. Without fail, he'd always get triggered and say some anti-asian racist shit. I've been wondering who it might be for a while now.
elden ring fc?
Crease lord has lost his fucking mind!
>>568794751>3 cheaters in 1 lobbyYikes!
where patch
>>568797292here*unzips*
>>568797292Where patch string? Aye string, where patch?
>>568797292they wouldn't patch on the weekendeverything will be fine when steiner shadowdrops it next thursday
The other thing about Trish, is she kept peppering me with posts asking to be unblocked. And then as soon as I lose my big streak, she reverts back to being angry at me again. She's a fucking snake. She was plotting my demise the whole time.
>>568795107>>568794945
>>568796495>Trish also the anti-asian racist poster too?AY CABRON, JAPÓN ES CAGADA!!!!!www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMBGsJa_F6A
Would anyone like to do some lewd activities over discord while we're waiting for the patch?
>>568797647Kill yourself.
>>568797647Weird falseflag attempt
>>568795107wrong file
>>568797745What weird false flag? She posts about doing lewd things with anons all the time.
>>568795107I have a few webm's
>>568796813Okay well I don't know what you're doing here if you're gonna complain about le raycism maybe reddit would be more up your alley
I think I missed half of my griefbow shots on that adel
Is using coded sword on a meele worth it? I can't tell if the pure holy damage compensates the low ARWhat would be a good use case? Meele rev since it's S faith?
>>568796486i don't get it did pepe take the shards then redrop them?
>>568797647Ok
>>568798253gg are you someone's alt or?
>>568798545yes im dingle
>>568798545Can you share his steam profile, i would prefer to have the blackedraw spammer blocked
fc?
>>568798507Used to be a popular tactic on the erg server to get the admiration of erg revvies
>>568798507yes
>>568798670nice, if you're dingle then i'm elnid>>568798867i'm pretty sure he's just memeing, he's not dingle
>>568796495No I was ramcis just to spite you
>>568798894zuk it up
>>568796495Creasy's detective arc is pretty funny
>>568798457>on topic question>i sleep>gossiping>REAL SHIT
>>568799108Sir this is /erg/ossip
>>568799108go kys already trash
894got dat square jaw doe
>>568799167Sir this is a wendies fuck off with your Nightreign
blud really got that square af jaw
>>568799247>terr homo fantasieskekino
>>568798894so THIS is the man of terr's dreams?
>>568799334 He got that latinx aryan incan mayan jaw we already knew latinxs run erg
>>568799108You forgot the lust provoking image trash
>>568799510just admit you don't know the answer dumbass
even doe bharat brahmins run this place
>>568798894does trish look more like nezuk or more like mexican andy
>>568799626I used to be a model IRL and im rly pale
>>568799741GRIDS can wreck the immune system.
>>568799626his face was already posted it's that brown miquella cosplayer
>>568798457In Nightreign ven elemental infused damage weapons scale with every stat, but Coded Sword is different because it only scales with Faith.Only rev and recluse and guardian faith relic methinks.
>>568799915Yeah for example I have a miquellan sword with like 300 ar and coded never goes past 150 I guess its not worth using unless you were an S faith guy
>>568798894yeah. password erg or /erg/?
>>568797745how do you falseflag when the original flag is >lust provoking image >irrelevant time wasting question
>>568800201who is temmie
>>568800335That's Temmie
>>568800335they're temtem
>>568799053>>568798989>>568798124>>568797603>>568796757>>568796640>Arguing with Trish.>She shows her hand as participating in more threadshittery than even I imagined>Suddenly Trish disappears back into anonymity, and a bunch of others come out in defense of racismI really kicked the hornets nest, huh?
>if you don't like my weird gook spam you are heccin' anti-asianNot how that works bud
>>568800335Temmie has been around for a while.
>>568798894im queueing
>>568800409we already have too many mass reply posters greasydon't you have a new streak to be working on?
daily creasyjeet humilation ritual
>>568800517>Off topic posting generally.>You: "...">Off topic posting with asians>You: "God I hate gooks. Here's a brief summary about how they wish they were white.">>568800710It's not "mass replying" when all the replies are people who addressed me.
>>568800796You are mass replying if you reply to a mass of posts.
>>568800856Nnnnno. That's not how it works. This is just like how you don't understand what griefing means.
is this really it for the anniversary day?
daily creasyKING exaltation ceremony
>>568799510sorry i forgot, here it is, now stop being a naughty boy will ya
>>568798894i said im queueing. where are the combatants
>>568800975Start killing yourself.
>>568800908If you say so lolcow.
I can't be racist I'm latinx you idiot
Very spoopy
nice thread erg
this is what happen when trash still not dead yet
break the erg crush the erg keep pushing we're winning
>>568801225Let him have his melty he is proving anons right once again.
>>568800796You seem upset yellowfever cuck
>>568801070Yes, it is as I say. Thank you.Mass replying is an attention seeking technique, wherein the anon doing the mass reply tries to get as many reactions as they can by replying to as many people as possible. But because I'm replying to people who already replied to me, that means I already have their attention. I didn't need to mass reply to them to get it. I'm simply responding to them.I mean honestly. This is like basic stuff.
>>568801051i will forever be here and you can do nothing about it
>>568801379Our lolcow is trying to seek attention? He wouldn't do that lol.
very nice thread erg
>>568801180They already got him.
gawdlike terr
>>568801423Bah, the lolcow stuff again. Is this really what you want to do for the rest of the thread? Bicker with me?Well I guess I should show a little restraint myself. Alright boys. New(old) rule. I'm ignoring all antagonistic posts, unless you prove you have a larger streak than me.Trish: if you still want to talk to me, you have to verify your identity again. Otherwise, I'm ignoring anyone who claims to be Trish from here on.
dawgshite terrcuck
>>568801673don’t even think about unblock that abnormal creature
>>568801292How are you still around seriously
>>568801673i was in a run for a while and i was just afk doing housework stuff I only said the chink tok thing to spite you, in my opinion we're all the same garbage globally
>>568801673You'll get better over time.
guys i want fc lets do fcguys
>>568801673>unless you prove you have a larger streak than mewow it really got to your head huhpipe the fuck down
>>568802000i've never played elden ring
>>568802029get carried by creaseKING faggot
We need to start subtracting Practice games from other ergies' streaksCreasy's streak is really only 25 after adjustment
‘o one ‘ated the ‘ebms…..
Ironeye mark is on the same lvl as slop ngl
>unable to reconnectWait so you guys just ended the game? My power just went out for a fucking second.
sorry i dont like doing the worm
im watching dotitao since anon wont stfu about her
Are you being retarded on purpose or just griefing? Why are you in the middle of fucking narnia instead of assembling up? Why not follow up on parries? I'm genuinely confused.
it's literally just d*vil
In what third world shithole does the power randomly go out
>>568802461>>568802506names?
>>568802565kill yourself, retard
>>5688025021 person disconnects for 1 minute and you both disconnect? I know you guys were doing bad but what the fuckmy fucking streak>>568802546it flickered. I don't know why.>>568802565
>>568802546Probably a vassal state to a larger empire.
>>568802506i dont like grouping together in a run with less than 2 lltb, you risk getting ulted by 2 at the same time sorry
>>568802680god damn I was at 53 too, so close to beating my old record of 57. I'll never get to 100.
>>568802506name the other person at least
I was out of that worm lotus, wtf game
>>568802754This. If you play grouped up without LLTBT and don't die it's literally just luck that they didn't decide to ulti at once. I think you have to split.
it's literally just shiftyd*ck
>>568802754did you just end deviljeet’s streak?
>>568802680>streak>iron eyeShan’t be counted. The gods are delivering you their judgment
>>568802973i didn't play with him, we won though
>>568802754That's dumb to me but I can at least follow the logic, so that clears up some of the confusion at least, thank you.
>>568803041There's a very high chance when you do this strat that they will do the jumping ulti at once on one person and it's literally gg
>>568802680>it flickered. I don't know why.Get a UPS.(Uninterruptible Power Supply) It stores power in a battery, and then when you encounter small power outages, it will keep your devices running. The length of time depends on capacity of the battery and how many devices you have hooked up to it. But the idea is to keep your devices running just long enough for either the power to come back, or for you to save and shut down properly.
>>568803026proof?
>>568802506I wasn’t in your game but if you don’t have two less likelys then splitting is the best option. If you get far enough away then the birds beehive will come two at a time while if you group they’ll come two at a time then the beehive just shifts closer to you. If the beehive is beside you then you have more odds of one jumping offscreen at you while if you split you can run away after killing one and less chance of two double teaming you
>>568803125You have a get out of jail free button with ult and they should be getting killed and reset. The second one of them does a thrust, all three people attack it instantly downs it.
>>568803164I used to have one. But in this case I would've needed another one for the router as well, since that also went down for a minute.
>>568803274All it takes is one slip up or someone dying
>>568803180
>>568803328That implies that they can't kill you solo when splitting and history is filled with the end of nightfarers killed by solo ed balancers, so we objectively know it's untrue. Two balancers can also go after the same person regardless as well.
>>568802502>>568802680>>568802506>second day>level 10>Discussing bird strats.I'm confused. Why are you talking about worm and parrying and bird strats, when you didn't even make it to day 3?
>>568803403let me guess, yerbitch, troon-box and mushscat
>>568803504two different runs
>>568802680got booted into lobby ended
>>568803485If you have two on you when you split you just run. They won't ulti at once because they're in 1 person aggro mode where the second one just stays passive behind. It's different when you group up without LLTBT
>>568803183I forgot I had the lltbt, I dropped it after the first down because I checked inventory while dead
>>568803514>Scholar on team>Attempting to parry bloody birds>Crying about the team not backing up his epic parry king strategyFits the nine-box profile.
I wish the lance wasn’t a grey weapon. That’s not word a lie
gawdlike box
>>568803608>They won't ulti at once because they're in 1 person aggro mode where the second one just stays passive behind.That's just blatantly false, I have on many occasions and even in this very game witnessed one player being chased simultaneously by two sprinting ED balancers followed by both ulting.
>>568791450Balancers is pretty cool, but things can go south really easily and then you'd have to go all the way to the person struggling.
>>568803779That might be the case when one person dies and they shift towards you but generally when you have two on you solo the second one just stays behind casting spear lines
>>568803683If you have one less likely then split 2 and 1 and the person with the less likely should stay with the worser player
>>568791346The dogs are the most annoying invasion by far because the entire team has to participate and the power's value is extremely lopsided in value for melee.
nine-bar
Sum1 q real fast i go to work in an hour for 9 hours
>>568804025What for so you run off alone and die?
yerbitch and troon-box sure love to insult other people huhif you didn't block those shitters after being insult, then your brain is truly fucking dead
I like nine box
>>568804025so cute... almost makes you forget they're packing monster futa dongs
Users here need to put on tripcodes. I swear I would block way more people if I could identify who is talking crazy.
>>568804025>>568804220
>>568804249This this this and they cum like a fire hose
>>568804383>>568804249Thank you for the only good posts in a while
>>56880426290% of bad posts are troonpo and trash
>>568804635>>568804220deranged angry ESL alert
>>568804635Where did you get that idea?
Queued
I pugged for 1000 hours, it feels good to finally be the most retarded person in the room.
in deflect mode i see
>>568804249How big?
>>568804745sorry but you are the blocked
>>568804905I'm not trish though
lol, dodged, only to get the same thing.
>>568804713who else loves to talk shit about practice in every thread, even though the dude literally did nothing to them after that incident
>>568805138You are so sad don't you have anything going on in your life other than falseflagging every day?>>568804970Only threadschizos like pepe creasy and cc block me so theyre doing me a favor
>>568804836>How big?https://nhentai.net/g/361445/25/
>>568805268I used to fap to those so much shame he doesn't draw much anymore
just one simple mention, and troonpo and trash show up
>>568803982I said most KINO invasion anon, not the best reward.
>>568805268Does she impale recluse like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js62jiYt60AEehh I don't really wanna play a mod on an off-steam client it feels like you're not working towards anything...
>>568805572Yes she does and she keeps cumming in her until recluse is a giant mass of inflated taut flesh
>>568805757>letting any random dev install their backdoor on your computer calling it "Mods"No thank you.
>>568805890Hot asf
>>568805757>sekiro bossesOhhhhh nooooooo
hmm, I wonder who is more normal: people who do nothing disgusting and only focus on playing games, or the vile creature who likes to shitting on this general, blaming others at every chance it get?
temmie is so mean
>>568805268Fap time. Can you post another one you like of him
so who wonned and who losted?
>>568806419>shit merchant trying not to shit stir challenge impossible
>>568806419who wonned:people who blocked trashwho losted:trash and simpo
>>568791346Balancers is best in a lot of ways, in presentation, in how to approach it, the reward, personally I find it hilarious when it tops off a really bad first day.
>>568806419wonned: people playing the gamelosted: me at 1/3
temmie more like tempermental meanie
sex with temmie
the ergiyogis are at their weakest we must seize the moment and break their will
>>568806554I've grown to love how it pops up when the party is 50m from the church we've been running to.
>>568806554Balancers makes or breaks the run for sure, I always feel bad for the 1 guy that gets the only difficult POI
>>568806671This tbqh
>>568806407qrd?
>>568806523whats the idea behind these posts? the more you troll me the more indifferent i grow towards it. y'all are NEVER going to break me. So keep wasting your life seething about me daily
in honor of the one year ‘versary we should change the next op to nrg
>>568806787>I get the dogshit poi>I'm fighting the good fight but I'm going to go down>kiss the floor>both teammates show up from edge of screen and pick me up instantly>we kill the boss>they must have left to help me as soon as we got teleportedFAMILY
>parry>lose some hpPretty fun game anyway
This is me going into Balancers with no less liklies :)
In honor of the one year of Nightreign we should unblock Trish and play with her. She is very good at the game and she is a great teammmate. I unblocked her just yesterday and she’s really improved as a both an individual player and teammate. Unblock her.
>>568807529Honestly if you go for parries just slap on post damage recovery so if you DO get the parry after networking nonsense you at least get your HP back
>>568807737Careful you're gonna give the threadschizos an aneurysm
>>568807737Trish said he was having fun with china
>>568807363this this this and lets use the niggerg passie for old times sake come on fellow ergies
>successfully parry once in 100 gamesFeels good, man.
Schlop
>>568807934>fail a parry attempt 20 times>hit it once>post the webm to ergi'm so cool
>>568807994sludge and trish putting their differences aside to please their husband
what's so funny about peace love and understanding?
>>568802848FUCK IT WE'RE GOING AGAIN.100 THIS TIME.
>>568807994yep yep
>>568808169You 3 barring almost every NL and pretending like your streak means anything is some next level delusion. Good material threadcow
>>568808169Play raider
>>568808267>You 3 barring almost every NL Hi I'm guessing Terr. Go to archives.Look up "ggpost".Almost all of them are full flasks. I ggpost every game.
ggs red harmonia
gg worms
>>568805138Shit talking Practice doesn't make up 90% of bad posts. So again, where did you get that idea?
>greasy thinks xhes no longer eldritch tier
>>568808463Ummmmm your wyldtendies spider sense?
>>568808571YDPTG
>>568807606This is me, exiting Balancers with no less likelies. :(>>568808407>>568808463bg. Having no less likelies reveals how bad the boss is. Like how they quickly they change targets. First, they're targeting one of you, so I DARE to press the R1 button. And then in the span of my firing animation, they have switched to me, covered about 20 feet, and attacked twice. The two hit breaking my shield potion, and then killing me.So I guess I'm just not allowed to fire arrows? Is that it? Just don't attack.
>want to play pvp in base game>need to use cheat engine for infinite consumables if you don't wanna massively handicap yourself Wow i love crafting systems! I love broken consumables that require NG+ cycles to get more of! I love locking basic items that used to be available at vendors in previous games behind this shit!
If you were Trish’s parent, what would you do after seeing your son like this?
>>568808661oh right, here you go
>>568808796My favorite is the the incentive to murder merchants just for the basic QoL of adding their inventory to the round table
>>568808796sane ryan doesn't need to cheat
>>568808796Maybe the powerful consumeables and arrows were designed as such that its limited which is why its powerful. Cheating completely flips this balance choice as you see those losers with invader accounts that they keep savescumming to gain their limited consumables back.
>>568808780I was able to fire off cannon of haima several times fine, you just need to get a feel for them better
>>568808929>shit whinny leftist cuck playerxister thought xhe had something here
>>568809023The thing about that is: The "feel" of every enemy in this game feels bad, and takes 100 tries to learn. I don't see any other way of learning how they feel, unless I play solo. Or get another 99 games with no less likelies on. And I'm not doing either of those things.I would just like 1 boss where it's like "wow, I followed the intuitive timing of this enemy, and it made the fight feel good". Dreglord comes pretty close. But even he has some gotchas.
>>568808982Yeah that's the point, by making crafting or limited consumables far too strong they incentivized that behavior.It also sucks that things like drawstring greases, which add a lot of fun, variety and flavor to the game, are basically completely unusable in this shit ass game without cheating when previously they were basic store items.Nobody is gonna spend hours farming over and over just to use greases, so they're effectively just removed from the game for non-cheaters.
Most of my harmonia kills have been when I had auto glintblades, flame/frost when surge sprinting, magic rain, etc. As >>568808780 said, the moment you go to attack, you can be killed in one global. It's beyond unfun, and it's why red balancers is the worst fight in the game, 2nd only to ED libra. inb4 people defending either fight, a 30 minute sprintfest is not good game design.
>>568809191You can have multiple pot variations
>>568809406>30 minute sprintfestmy last ed balancers (without LLTBT) was only 10 minutes
gg bugs life
Just kill them in a charge attack / skillslop after they miss the thrust this isn't rocket science, the only annoyance is whiffing with lightning bolts
>>568806408https://nhentai.net/g/572470/
>>568809406Last game, one dived bombed me from way off screen. Just flew in out of fucking Kentucky.And then in another instance, my team picks me up, but I swear to FUCKING god, a bird pulled a frame perfect grab, putting me right back into the ground. I tried spamming my ult as soon as I got up, because there was too much happening all at once, and I just wanted to escape it all. But the bird got the frame perfect grab before I could ult.>>568809614That's the thing, they already tried thrusting my teammate as I'm hanging back. So to my thinking, it's safe to fire an arrow from a presumably safe distance. But NOPE, they insta recover, and targeting me, flying 20 feet, leading with their lance, before I even have time to process what's happening.>>568809529I haven't seen bugs in over 40 games now. I would say I miss them. But the fight against Animus pisses me off too. Honestly, I might quit the game now. Since I hit the 50 streak, all that good favor I was feeling toward the game has vanished, and now I can only think of the reasons why I resent it. The game is so ass.
Being a truth teller. I’m never picking up less likely for red birds again. It bores me having nothing to do and I like the threat of death looming over me
>creasychad and is quitting after reaching a meagre streak and average chink skill levelIt’s so fucking over
futa is gay brosstop it
>>568810262If you think so low of the Chinese, and majority of the player base is Chinese, and you play the game, then what does that say about you?
>>568810132name? for the blocklist of course
>>568810132Thats fine enjoy that far away from me
>>568810112>frame perfect grabyeah that was unfortunate to see, I'd get tilted too if this happened to me after getting revived
>>568810132it's more fun that way as long as you don't group up
>3 bar as ironeye Greasyjeet is so lame...
>>568810112If you think about it like this then you should be able to do it
>>568810918what the hell
gg adelwhere'd you go point
ggs adel for a moment i thought they buffed the frost of the dragon but then i checked my gear and it all made sense lmao
8385guessed wrong, i see you're still upset though might wanna take a chill pill
gg hopefully you two didn't get too angry at my day 2 ruins-clearing adventures, I was getting some AR on my RoB
dont worry
do worry
>simpo and trash are duoing again
>>568812279Theyre duo fags, of course theyre annoyed you got off the cuck chair
>>568810051Thanks
>>568812279side quests are fine in my book as long as its not gaols and you don't die and i saw u had arcane on ruin. that looks pretty funny we should all run it>>568812392>>568812417you fucking imbeciles i am red... look at the screenshot left to my name. red can't be part of a duo
>>568810821Any other developer would have muted aggro on waking players temporarily, until the player had control of their character again. It's such an obvious thing to do. I can only guess that they don't do it, because they don't respect the player.
>trish
>>568760908Soldiers only anon here.After scraping against every boss in the Gravesite Plain front (and also edredd, but I couldn't summon so he's unkillable), I've finally managed to bring one down: godwyn's knight.I tried getting to the catacombs a few times, trying to make use of the bloodfiends to clear out some of the soldiers, but that failed every time due to me eventually getting caught in the crossfire. I opted to instead send my men in, used greatshields to kill the first 3, quit out, sent in haligtree soldiers to poison the enemy and blow themselves up, racked up 3 kills as well, redmanes to get rid of the two guys guarding the narrow path to the catacombs (somehow killed the highest of the fire bombers), finally, finished up the rafters by summoning the marionettes to shoot them down. To the fight itself with the death knight, I tried it with leyndell's men, they got close, but I wasn't on all of my flasks, so they died. Mausoleums were next, it took three attempts with them to bring him down, they mowed him at the start of the winning attempt, with the penultimate big move nearly wiping out all of my men, with the exception of the hammer men and a greatsword who quickly dies, and, just as they did to Niall and Mohg, took him down together just as he got ready to launch his last big move (the one where he charges up and hits a good chunk of the arena)
>it took them a full year and 10 patches to fix raider's moveset>it will take them till the nightrein remake in 8 years to fix guardian as a concept
>>568812849simpo be like: you are beautiful
>>568812849isn't that unironically levy? i remember he posted a pic of his greasy ass hair and he looked similar + the bathroomn. and he was p faggy
Today, the streak continues! I'm at 35 now, so I hope to get to 40.
>>568812849so lame and ugly and raped
>>568813102Exewives look like THAT!?
>>568813102good luck cutie
>>568810112this this this quit the game and leave me more runs
Why do C tiers think we should care about their opinions?
>>568812895He'd be fine if you could do charged guard counters with all kinds of spears, as personal taste I think it would be good if greatshields was part of his dormant.
I guess you could say trishtina sent creastina flying
>>568813215come on now, be respectful to the person simpo is simping for
>>568812718thighjobs?
>>568792179>you'd berate me and tinpo after EVERY SINGLE RUNThis statement is entirely untrue. But I just want to highlight how Trish tries to make it sound more severe by putting tinpo in the mix. I've criticized trish's pinging before, diagnosed her with ADHD, even suggested she might be cheating. But I've never said anything bad about tinpo. At least not anything I can recall.The one thing I said about tinpo, is I joked that the two of them were looking into each other's eyes during the game. A pretty harmless joke, I think. And she treats this like a major affront.
only one I see flying is trashtroona
>>568813391He would certainly not be fine even with a charged spear guard counter He'd need some unique guard counter that keeps his shield up while countering which is against the whole concept of guard counters
>still referring to trishtroon as her
>>568813535Shut the hell up already
is trish still pretending he is a good boy?
gg regular dog she glitched again but at least the fight was mostly normal
>>568813869that happens to me too sometimes, no fog and no music during the fight and if its ED then it does the suicide bug
>>568812849disrespectful to cosplay that character being that brown and having a septum piercing
>>568813559Makes me smile, cannot lie about that
>>568813947music was still playing for me but it didn't change in phase 2
>>568813991Agreed.
>>568813663>>568791419>creasy might I remind you you griefed me in the first place when you ragequit from bears?Many posts later:>You really broke because I dropped my items and pinged them? weak. Too much stimuli? unlike when you'd play with chink tok on the next monitor?So basically, she tried to say I griefed her first. And then after dozens of posts, she finally admits she griefed me first. But calls me weak for it.
>>568813302>implying any of the girls would touch that nonverbal brown cross-dresser lol
>>568813991>>568812849This, its fucking nauseating
>>568813947Have you seen the suicide bug recently? I haven't seen it in months.
>>568814103Explain why he's so popular with female players then
>>568814064Because pinging is not griefing, its just joking around and being dumb, ragequitting IS griefing though. I don't like trash but the troon is right this time, also stop calling a biologically male mexican boy with a penis, a her its fucking embarrassing. We're not souyylent guzzling redditards here we are allowed to say it how it is.
>>568814349lovely terrjeeta brown fan fiction
>>568814349trannies are not females
>>568813061You mean the Elden Ring character you? It’s too brown if so>>568810397Hmmm…
creasyjeetsaars its not our day today huh
>>568814562I hope I don't see any trukes toda-
>>568813639He doesn't need that much to be done to him his main problem is that if you want to take advantage of his main offensive tool he's pigeonholed into halberds, for him to be good you let charged guard counters benefit from charged passives, not only letting him dip into charged negates he would also have another source of damage passives.
Creasy vs Trish, what a great way to celebrate the anniversary
>>568796495>>568800409>>568800796>>568801379Your actual culprits name starts with ‘t’ and rhymes with slur btw
ggs animus
0 negation, feels bad
>>568801758his entire life revolves around this place ever since his shithole died. that’s not a joke.>>568801528see >>568801051
>>568814476>>568814562I'm not terr executor is actually popular with women
>>568797647You’re going to be doing a lot of lewd things for a long time if that’s what you’re waiting for lmao
>>568802546… All of them? Especially in rural areas
>>568805219>>568808515talking out is his unwashed south asian asshole and trying to deflect from his own threadshittery just ignore him
>"women"
The most popular male characters for foids in fanart department is Wylder and Ironeye and it's not even close. Idc which male character they play the most because ultimately they don't play the game lol
>Nightreign anniversary >no news no updateThis broke me
gg didn't get the memo on anniversary duossad worm attempt
nt wormed
>>568814413You don't know what griefing is! Griefing is anything that *deliberately* fucks with other players in a way that's not in the spirit of the game. It includes being intentionally annoying.Trish stated herself that she was trying to avoid pinging in games with me, because I already expressed my annoyance by them. So by her own admission, she KNOWS it gets under my skin, and still did it anyway. How is that "joking"?
gg big bugs! You squashing her with your L2 in big doggie form was really funny. Like a real dog playing with a bug.
>>568816809>>568816842
>>568816879ggs i was 1 handing a fist weapon with black flame on charge attack real handy
>>568816390
i didn't laugh it wasn't funny
>>568816852Out of the many ways you can get banned in League of Losers, pinging a lot is not one of them, ragequitting is. Daily greasyjeet humiliation is real.
>Not even an infographicBruh
>>568817075Sounds cozy. >>568817184Oh sorry.
>>568817238"Griefing" as a gaming term, existed before league of legends. League is not the standard for what griefing is.
>no patch>but still no lame "happy anniversary!" post either which should've been done at this point if things were minorJUST PASS ME MORE COPE
erg fc when
>>568817484I was using league as an example because of how retardedly strict it is and even with that strict hugbox community pinging a lot is literally nothing. You must be soft as a onions if you can even equate the two. You just can't admit that you are a highly emotional gamer and left the game because you got mad.
>>568818186>I'm not Trish, but here are all of Trish's arguments verbatim.>Also, I do that thing that Trish does, where I rewrite history, but I'm totally not Trish.Oh boy, here we go.I literally stated I left the game because I got mad. I stated that day 1, I stated it again today: >>568794370So the fact that you just sat here and told me I can't admit when I get mad is completely re-fucking-diculous. Like how did you type that out with such confidence?Your example sucks. Because every game is going to have different standards for what's considered griefing, depending on how they work. If the game requires a lot of pinging to function, then the developers are going to be far more tolerant to pinging. Even if you abuse it.But griefing as a concept exists outside of what rules are enforced or not. A player can call another player out for griefing, completely independent from the official word on the matter.
>>568818981don't talk to me you mad emotional feefeeman
starting to lose respect for greasyjeet he wont shut the fuck up about a pointless topic
>>568819115Thank you for the hourly Creasy respect report
>>568819115he's some leftist moral crusader complaining about muh racism so he gets no respect from me
>>568819340I didn't talk about racism, until you expressed racism. If you don't like your racism highlighted, then don't talk about how much you hate races.
keep going creasy, trish and tinpo need to know their place
gg pest control
>>568820307gg gaolovers without gaol lines
>Do nothing>Recluse annihilates AdelGG
>>568806180>who likes to shitting on this general
>>568819532>MUH MUH MUH WACISMreddit is that way sir
>>568820649>Noooo, stop judging me for the content of my character! Don't you know I'm white?!
>>568815643A double lie in one post incredible stfu
bg definitely taking a break after this one, what a piece of dogshit
>>568698792>>568739568great katana with wild strikes ash of war and bloodflame is pretty cool
Gg and nice melty
the duality of ergiporgies
>>568821538Woke up screaming and soaked in sweat after seeing this lobby
>>568821538yeah sorry about that I needed to vent my frustrationsmy loot was so shit too, everything I kept was either dropped by you two or a red ghost
>>568819115… He’s literally defined by that one characteristic. Here we go again here >>568820840
>>568821538Who on the password do you think are S tiers?
>>568821454>>568821538what happened
>>568821497'te 'e 'bm
>>568796219got his faggot ass>>568797292>>568797485>>568797526it’s not looking good…
what are those random negation numbers on dancer?>>568821774many downs during the expedition
>>568821749Understandable, I'm just curious how you are struggling more on Duchess than Wylder, who you're usually alright on.
>>568821774no loot whatsoever and I couldn't stop 3barring to literally everything since I played like shit and got no negation until like half of day 2 with a DN on successivesdevil dropped me a white DN on full HP at the night 2 boss arena ffs
>>568817916just let me know if one gets to 2/4 I would love to join one!
>>568798894>>568799247>>568799334>>568799417don’t talk about or post your boyfriend weird dsjeet freak
sorry im hungry
Terr obsessed schizo has awoken
>>568821928idk myself there's something about having to douple press dodge if I want more than 2 iframes that I'm quite not used to I guess
>>568810383terrjeeta can’t control his homo tendencies pls understand
>>568807340>>568801383oooohhhhh owned him good here
>>568807737Many are saying this…
>>568807737tringe is a faggy mexican male
>>568813302 (me)Oops I’m retarded meant for >>568812849
>>568813458these names keep getting more elaborate…
>>568821767Funny how all of the topics I discuss become "pointless" the moment you run out of good arguments.
Nightreigns dormant power system is so dogshit.>make a whole build around fundamentalist incants>not only don't find the discus of light>don't get a single fucking seal drop on any dormant powerLike why the fuck did they do this shit, wow great yes let me just fight the boss with a zamor curved sword that doesn't even scale with anything or a rivers of blood. Seriously how am I getting literal fucking dogshit purple drops like I don't mind RNG but give me fucking RNG within a set of fucking stuff I can use not just shit I have to drop. Like the game basically forces you to fucking beast slop because the drops are so inconsistent you can't even predictable get a fucking holy type spell that isn't dogshit. Yeah let me just use wrath of gold that one isn't fundementalist and two requires me to be literally next to the fucking boss.
>>568822434your posts are some of the most laughably pathetic behavior on this thread thank you for entertaining me
>>568822290Yeah just double-press spam dodge with her, basically Ironeye mark tier.
ED Balancers is so free in solos. You'll only ever get hit if your brain turns off for a moment or if you try to go for something fancy such as jumping the third slam they do in their melty attack.
>>568823087>>568822290There are some things that take getting used to like specifically ED horse when he does the triple swing which is 3 easy rolls on every other character but on duchess if you want to double dodge the first hit, you will be exactly in the rollcatch zone of the second hit so you have to either use only 1 dodge which has less frames than a guardian for the first hit or double dodge the first hit so early such that you can also double dodge the second hit. The third hit comes out a little later so its fine to double dodge that one.
>Halo Scythe>Beast Claw>Rivers>Family Heads>Pots>Greatbows>Dagger SkillsIs that all the slop or is there anything else to add to the list?
Opinion: Manta > Belan mechanically
>>568823937@shifty thoughts?
>>568823876which dagger skills
>>568823876Storm blade would be on the list if there was a guaranteed way of getting it
>>568823937Manta clears belan nodiff
>>568823937manta is fucking retarded she still uses her starting weapon at lv7 at times and her average lifespan in a fight is about 10 seconds.
gg starscourge greatswordthat was just silly (but fun)
belan really isn't that bad
>>568822993 (me) meant for >>568822273
>>568822847I’m not that guy though
bbk
>>568824354forgot pic
>>568824430you are wrong for trying to redirect this, although the terr obsessed schizo can be a little entertaining, the total self degradation of anyone that tries to defend a personality such as trash's is genuinely something we laugh about through the day when I remember people reduce their lives to that on here
zuk
>>568822447Few are saying this.
>>568823937>>568824110>>568824338Mechanically? Maybe, her main problem was always just utterly lacking the skill to make her glass cannon builds workIf she wasn't so stubbornly retarded she'd be a lot better
>>568822869Wrath of gold is fine after they reduced the FP cost, it's a decent damage AoE that can act as a charged incantation, stunlocks many things and revives well. It sucks that it doesn't count as fundamentalist but school stacking is retarded anyway and Revenant doesn't need it to function whatsoever>BOOO HOOO I ONLY GET 2K DAMAGE PER GIANTSFLAME TAKE THEE WITHOUT SCHOOL STACKINGWhat a shame that your AoE ranged attack only hits as hard as a charged R2 from a colossal with a bunch of passives, the game is totally unplayable I guess
>>568824798who's your favorite vtuber now
Trish invented Nightreign
which dagger skills? nagger skills?
People who annoy you
>>568824798most female nightreign players are mechanically good but their decision making is extremely questionable at times
>>568824826t. man who has never used wrath of gold against anything weak to holy
>>568824919probably takeko
the one that cuts fuckers in half
>>568825302based
>>568825264You mean like Trish?
>>568825302wow... i'll help you do your gaols from now
>>568825535Trish is a man.
>>568825265I use carian greatsword on Recluse and wrath of gold on Revenant, they work fine just don't charge WoG unless you're sure you can get it off, otherwise it's basically just a colossal R1
>>568825218naggers kill..
>>568825535Trish is dogshit mechanically though and relies on high ar to end fights quickly
>>568825757when you respond to trinch related posts you are responding to a one-man jam boy orgy, it's disgusting, please respect yourself a little more and avoid repeating this embarrassment
>>568824634you are very bad at hiding and lying and switching up your speech pattern does you no favors
>>568825535explain this then>>568813559
FACT: Trish = Creasy mechanicallyThey should also kiss
>>568806671>>568806954>>568807912>>568807363>>568821603>>568822273Annoying thread shitting faggot shut the fuck up for once
>>568824410I would be better if I could keep my cool after suffering a setback but I just can'tif they keep piling up like last game I just lose my shit completely
>>568826032Why did you reply to me 6x ??
Is no one queuing
>>568825979weird fantasy but so what? I am still right about everything I said and I will repeat it
TRUTH CENTRAL UPDATE: terr > devil k***ht mechanically They should also kiss
>>568816390>>568817541it was fun while it lastedtime to pack it up
>>568826247naam?
>>568825568
>>568826247I can if you wish for a miserable time
>>568826425terr
>>568826032Keep giving him attention. I'm sure that'll get him to stop this time.
>>568826394Nightreign lost. The queue is dead. It’s time to give up.
>>568816390I am laughing at all you retards that actually expected anything ahahahahahahahahahahaha
CONTROVERSIAL TAKE: mushcat > Mush mechanically and morally
Cute normal bugs! Thank you both for buffing me <3 Also another game with no purple/red Colossal Swords dropped...
>>568826658no
>>568826512when you put them all together like that he’s afflicted with a crushing shame that his brown ego is temporarily dazed by and makes him calm down for a bit so while it’s not a permanent solution it’s still a help
GROUNDBREAKING STATEMENT: tinpo > Piqf mechanically
what does mechanically mean in this context?
>>568826658Both degenerate and bad at the game
>>568826106Don't worry belan you're a solid player in my eyes and we still love you nonetheless
>>568826627Stop laughing. This was an amazing game abandoned by its developer. And now the playerbase that loves it has to watch it die. Gaming lost today.
HORIZON ALTERING VIEWPOINT: We should all block trish
Ive stopped duoing becuase you fuck over two other players looking for a game. If you wanna duo go randos
>>568826816I wouldn't know, Piqf blocked me (im not trish)>>568827038I dont mind duo's desu
dsg > ergculturally
>>5688268835/10 made me smile a little because if your post were unironic it would be laughably pathetic, anyways gaming actually will win once the real game (Duskbloods) comes out but Im glad you have been having fun with the paid public beta test
>>568826247I'll Q just for U
>>568826816Tinpo is 10/10 sissy wife material
My trvke would be axes > greatswords
Top 5 erg wife material?
>>568827279ShiftyccSludgeMellowTerr
>>568826883Bad bait
>>568826748Yea no. Learn how to ignore or set up a filter because you're just as much of a thread shitter as he is with all this constant complaining.
>>568827252Holy MOLY do you look like that????
>>568827252What's great about axes?
Replaying ds1 for the first time in years. Just as generic knight + sword and board. Just got to the Solaire Bonfire in Anor Londo. Is it just me or are the Rafters with the painting guardians much more difficult than the silver knight buttress archers
>>568827136Tendies are so lame and gay...
>>568827490That’s how I look. I wear a fur coat like that in the winter
>>568827370Only sludge is single out of those. Who will claim her?
>>568827456>if you call out me shitting up the thread and treating it like my dead general you’re just as bad as me You aren’t subtle or slick. Shut the fuck up and see >>568826032
>>568827438And yet you agree with it
>>568827456very funny how you trot out this narrative only in response to very particular posts. what are you even supposed to filter retard.
>>568827920… No I don’t? Weirdo
>>568827885Nigger shit the fuck up already, you have less self awareness than trish at this point.
just dropped the biggest fattest terr in the toilet just now. felt great.
>>568823876>Greatbows>Pots? They're dogshit
>>568828112>immediately starts crying about his arch nemesisYou just can’t help but give yourself away every time. I will continue to curbstomp you as I see fit.
i flushed a dsg away and the water made an 'err sound
>>568827760and the smile and handbag and phone?
>>568827541Very fast, can apply status better. The damage number not much different.
>>568828263Is terr brown?kek
>>568828530how pretty are you from a scale of 1 to 10?
>>568828432>more schizo babble>I will continue to be an annoying faggotI figured. Guess you have to kill yourself.
>>568828468That too! Always smiling. Phone out to take pictures. I had a cute little fur handbag to match for a while.
How do we stop Duskbloods GODS from dominating us? …. We are mere quivering ergies…
>>568827252Eh, kinda. Greatswords have jumping L1 stunlocks that I don't think axes can match though.
>>568828783Why does he wear the mask?
Rancid terrladeshi post
majestic terrgawd trvkie
>>568828850He’s a big guy and obesity makes moving extremely difficult and painful. That’s why he wears all that including the jetpack. For you breathing is easy. For the obese? It’s another story.
>>568824285Really? In my experience it's very inferior to Wild Strikes in dmg output
>>568829184If I take it off will he die?
>>568828781>greentext>followed by projectionReady your ego bitch boy.
>>568828546>>568828980>>568828263finally some good posts
last page confession: which /erg/od would you date?
>>568829216It's a low commitment decent damage ranged attack that nothing is resistant to and deals more damage if you happen to use it in melee due to the blade itself also having a hitbox, it's not going to beat wild strikes in terms of DPS but it turns you into an extremely safe budget caster
>>568828783>incoming lowest sales in fromsoft historyNothing we need to do, its simply going to destroy itself
>>568827279mellowtrishcupcakeelfsludge
>>568829216>dmg
>>568827652stay envious and parrot-like
>>568823876HPslopTriple unique relic line underslop Raider CR2slopFistslopMark/Restage slop
>>568829535>proc
>>568829406Not even a truth nuke here. Just basic common sense.
>>568811730Power went out again. It's ok my streak was already ruined from a power outage the game before.
>>568829306>random catachresisESL too, predictably.
>elden ring has 40,000 players on steam, >almost double Nightreign’scplayers>erg is dominated by NightreignpostingIt’s sad that Nightreign drove off Elden Ring posting. Outside of the occasional Miquella gooner Elden Ring posters left erg.
>>568830207It’s mostly not Nightreign posts it’s just namefag drama and people looking for games
>>568830207What the fuck is there to post about for ER? More lore that means nothing because it turns out Miquella just wanted Radahn to fuck him into submission?
>>568830207it's not been driven off though, it is present but in a slowed down format just like any other general for an older game, you just don't process enough of the thread to notice it drowned out by ceaseless nightreign namefaggotry which invites more rapid and active posting, but beneath that garbage there is a simultaneous, slow-moving thread within a thread that still discusses a few left unsaid things or things that bear repeating regarding elden ring and it even has an fc every now and then
>>568830446This anon was deeply hurt by the story.
>>568830207Normies got filtered by KINOreign, not our problem.
>>568830207>Elden Ring 24 hour peak>45,161>Nightriegn 24 hour peak>43,207>Almost doubleNice try threadshitter
>>568830446SotE was crafted ingeniously to specifically single out retarda such as yourself, there is a wealth of unrelated subtle revelations about the entire lore of the game aside from Miquella but in your idiocy you CHOOSE to look only at the faggots fucking, please accept it today: the game itself was laughing in your face
>>568830207terr has been mentioned 21 times in this threadtrish has been mentioned 52 timescreasy has been mentioned 26 timesand this is without their nicknamesdo with that information what you will
>>568830602Question. If Nightreign general became its own separate thing (it won’t, I’m just speaking hypothetical) would that “slow thread within a thread” as you call it survive? I think not. I think enough of original erg left. Tarnished Edition I think is the only hope for erg.
ggs dreglord
>>568830768>there is a wealth of unrelated subtle revelationssuch as?
godawful seed, gg dreg
>>568830752I was talking about in game right now. There’s 20k NR and 38k ER. But yes I hadn’t looked at 24 hour peak. That does change things. Still there are generally slightly more Elden Ring players
>>568831045>>568831234gg dreggy spergy the frost invader swamp bear has like 20k hp im never fighthing him again, bear sama...
>>568830887huh you're right, grim stuff
help
>>568827885>>568827989Filter. The. Fucking. Words. You know what they look like. You've been replying to them in every thread for a year straight. Use the tools available for you to improve your thread experience.But I know you won't because you'd rather waste your time giving attention to random shitposters on the internet, day in day out. I almost pity you.
>>568831323Impressive
>>568830887>trish wins again Typical
>>568830140There you go again. Literal wind up monkey. Embarrassing.
>>568831323kek
>>568831323how are you this bad? impressive, you should queue on the password and destroy everyones streaksit'll be really funny
>>568830983Yeah man you’re right Tardshit edition and its horse armor is definitely going to save us. Be serious please.
>>568831323Time to solo and learn boss movesets
>>568831323shitter
>>568831416oh yes they went all out today with the namedropping. we are truly hollow
>>568831482I am serious.
>>568831323i remember you from pre-don, where is your guardian main duo?
>>568831425>there you go again pointing out my faggotryStop being a faggot then
Is someone making a new thread? its almost time
>>568831357you stupid fucking retard he literally makes up brand new gibberish words on the spot there’s no filtering that garbage but you know this and just like to disingenuously suggest ignoring a cancer eating away at you (You) is going to make things better shut the fuck up
>>568831323When I first started it was like that for me too, I had like a 25% win rate just keep playing more and you would learn.
>>568831725You are molested. It’s that simple. Curbstomping next thread. Get ready.
>>568830752>>568831272>Nightreign’s peak players are at 7am in the US every dayWait so this really is a third worlder game?
>>568831727yeah I'll make it
>>568803768>>568804025>>568804745>>568804836>>568807529>>568807994>>568809614>>568813102>>568793569>>568794202Lovely Wyldwives! We always need more of these! Keep ‘em coming!
>>568830983what point is that supposed to make? regardless, it is still present but it's just not good enough for you
>>568831843I see, you can't stop being a faggot, it's in your DNA. So I was right, the only solution is to kill yourself.
>>568831869Every game is like this, more like its a 3rd worlder world, nowhere is exempt from browns except maybe father Poland.
>>568831869… You’re just figuring this out? Our most well known renowned shitposters from terr to Trish are all of third world origin. There’s something about it that appeals to their most base instincts.
>>568831987Keep squirming. You’re only making it worse for yourself.
>>568831869Anon...every game is like that, do you have any idea how many jeets and chinks there are on the internet
>>568832139>you're only making me act like a bigger faggotNo, your mental illness is doing that. The cure is suicide.
>>568831771>brand new gibberish words on the spot Then you filter those too and move on. It's that simple. You're not contributing much to the thread either by flailing around like a whining bitch.
>>568831869Find a single timezone that has no third worlders in it
>>568832061Nightreign lost…
>>568832293>bro just add a new filter to every one of the hundred threadshitting catchphrase i come up withshut it faggot maggot freak
>>568832279Keep it up. It only makes it better the next go around. Here, let’s help you get started: ergieyogirt ‘tiff at the bibisi dsg won. Better get my steel toed boots.
>>568832985>>568832985>>568832985
>>568831643Well then you’re not very smart.
>terr running more third person damage control like anyone else would bat this hard to defend his anticswhat causes this brown mental illness
>>568833304It’s obviously too embarrassing to defend on its face. He knows what he’s doing is objectively a blight on the general and taking responsibility for it would be counterintuitive. This is the only smokescreen he can use.
>>568832743>bro just add a new filter Yes. It is not a difficult task.>one of the hundred threadshitting catchphraseI'm not sure if there's a hundred. After all, I'm smart enough to simply ignore and not pay attention it. Your schizo thread shitter ass could learn a thing or two from me.
>>568832790>>568833304>>568833349>schizophrenia>cringe redditisms>janny larpAbhorrent posts
Actual new thread>>568834076>>568834076>>568834076
Other anon lies this NEW THREAD was first >>568832985>>568832985>>568832985
>>568833862the only thing anyone has to learn from you is how your nonexistent shame enables you to threadshit with impunity
>>568833914Lovely description of your post but we also have eyes thanks
>>568834687Your lack of self awareness astounds me.
>>568835742>continues backing himself into a cornerthat’ll do, rakesh
>>568828782cute… you’re so funny…
>>568828783Weird spiteful dsjeet trooner fantasy post.
>>568835897>suddenly busts out the indian accusationsYou're telling on yourself.
>>568836481>no youthanks for confirming it. like a worm squirming under a boot.
>>568828645>no responseGuess that answers that lol loreshitters are pathetic
>>568827127So true saar nyeko posting porn addicts were so good
>>568834636whoever made this thread is incredibly mentally raped
>>568830887Clearly all of those people need to be buried alive so we can be rid of them.
>>568836559I'm just saying, you're obviously projecting here. Otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to mention indians.
>>568837324and I’m saying you’re backed into a corner because you know my words ring true and cute deep so you have to bust out the no you
>>568834687It’s a feature of the third world mind. Not something you can learn. Just a defect you have to be born with.
>>568837856>bust out the no youThat's just your schizo headcanon however. At no point did I do that.>cute deepAs suspected, you're a projecting jeet after all. What a sad sight.
>>568838309that is quite literally what you’re doing with your projection accusation. not surprising you don’t know the meaning of the words you use. thanks for ending this back and forth conclusively and proving me correct.
>>568838540Nah. You're just patting yourself on the back in an attempt to soothe your bruised ego. You've already exposed yourself to be a brown ESLtard (lowercase poster) so why don't you keep flailing around like a little bitch. It's what you're best at right?
>>568838958incredible. nothing but raped squirming under the boot. you’ve lost. you don’t even know what the words you use mean. i just made a typo. there’s no coming back for you.
>>568837931>>568838309>>568838540>>568838958>>568840404Very good posts guys keep it up dont remember to blame the trannies
>>568840404>still flailing aboutYawn. This is getting boring. You've bored me. That's just how sad you are. Oh well thread shitters are never very original anyway.
>>568840404What in the world
>>568840857yeah your kind tend to be very monotonous in their behavior hence why you say the same things over and over again. point still stands though. now run along your asshole has lost all its tightness you’ll have to beg for me to use (You) more in the next thread.
>>568842653Is there any reason you keep talking about assholes and rape? Are you by any chance a repressed homosexual?
