Previous >>568799257>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-plannerRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>pedophiles>sloptards>creek avatar troons never talking about the game>general /vg/ schizos>retarded club drama that is forced around TWO clubs
>>568820015Currently MARVELOUS SUNDAY for those living in the future
I would have sex with Kitasan.
>>568820250Fuku would do this
>3 career G1s in a row without a front>Miss out on front hintsEasily the worst part of tb careers
Whomst?
>>568820431Eat ramen?
>>568820585Special Bueno Cesario
>>568820447you should be able to win as a solo front by classic year
Gold City feet in my mouth
*coughs blood* where are my corner skill hints... Akikawa-san...
it's over...
>>568820798>he took curvature for this track
>>568820901wh-what's wrong with the good professor
>>568820104preggodonna
Digitan LOVE
>>568820979It's a 1.8s velocity skill on mile tracks compared to the full 3 seconds on track/style corner skills or even skills like Productive Plan
>>568820104>2 clubs
>teio now>unique doesn't work>teio after rework>unique doesn't work
cygey says marry and reproduce with umamusume
do i run 3x front runner or 2x FR + taiki?
>>568820893Good post
>>568821070hot
the french are getting fucked
>>568821070why is it drawn like a boob
>>5688211622.4s*
Soon
>>568821364No. 1.8. 2.4 is the duration on medium tracks.
I thought the CL was in 2 more hours
>>568821418holy gaslight
i see threadi post kingu
Do you make sure to vet all your new followers?
I am craving stallion milk
>>568821512I have like 15 followers so no
>>568821336sometimes they look like that
>>568821162
>>568821459same happened to me
Is daring strike REALLY necessary? I don't feel it at all
>>568821321good
>>568821670nyobtw when are you queueing
>>5688214182.4 base duration
Kissies?
>>568821321>27% possession>1 shot 1 goalArsenal are snipers
>>568821591A very Cute Journey
>>568820585You just know if Spechan was released today she would be this ugly and overdesigned
>>568821746You forgot your oguri BUT I am thinking of just passing up on it.>whenon reset as always
>>568821991
>>568821991Why do you hate JP umas so much?
:(
>>568819910wtf, It's real?????I fucked up
>>568822097Not him but I think it's because they are ugly and overdesigned
I ain't doing it
>>568821581What would Creek's milk taste like?
>>568822276They look fine to me. Is this really overdesigned aside from Japan's obsession with asymmetrical legs?
>>568822097NTA but he does have a point that a lot of the more recent umas are just way too complicated as opposed to a lot of the simple elegant designs like daisca or maruzensky. I think pisa is a good exception however
One day monday Tuesday
>>568822176Children love Meno!
>>568821674Still mad because they beat your ass, kraut?
>>568822097I don't, I just dislike some of the newer overdesigned umas. Some are okay but then you have absolute trash like Orfevre and Almond Eye whose designs have too much going on
>>568822598I want to sniff this filthy Frenchwoman
Would oguri even understand what's happening?
>>568821512My followers unfollows me automatically when they realize my borrow is shit
>>568821901
>>568821512how many followers you can have?
>>568822691She showers once a week and does her laundry monthly.
>>568821321>european soccer>it’s africans
>>568821512Only if they are clubdacchis
american in g*rmany rn where the FUCK is the air conditioning its over 90 fucking degrees out
>>568822818Call me Napoleon because I would not want her to wash on my way to France
>>568822901europeans don't believe in air conditioning they think it's black magic or some shit
>>568822901We dont do that here
>>568822748she will after seeing Kitahara and Belno's kids
>>568822475sweet and nurturing with a touch of carrot
>waste time like faggots>get cucked out of a corner because of it Holy based ref
>>568822901Have you tried losing weight, tubby?
>>568822901this is the part of the day where you open every window and let all the bugs in
>>568823071I like this uma what's her running style gonna be
>>568823071i mean her race wear is directly based off of spechud like with all of the spekids except tact
>>568822901europeans cant afford ac
>>568822083Good simple yet elegant design, could pass as an early uma>>568823071Ugly outfit, unmistakably a modern uma
why is the Satono family so lusty?
>>568823071duramente if she not evil and smol
>>568820585what would be her over head number? mine is 137
O-ok*unzips dick*
Duramente is very cute and trainersexual.
>>568823502proofs?
>>568823502*female trainersexual =)
>>568822901just drink more water
>>568822901Once every decade event (happens every year)
>>568822901AC is to Europeans as toilets are to Indians
>>568823071I don't see what's wrongThe colors are from the racing silk IRLThe shoes are mismatched because, IRL Epipi has a sock on one of his hind legsHas some elements shared with Spe and her spawnsThe only thing I don't get is the blue interior of her ears, but that's probably some other IRL thing being referenced
>>568823502they told me her autism makes it better
>>568823531
>do long runs for tt>keeps giving me mile S >finally get fast learner>don't even hit 1200 speedI hate this retarded boy so much.
>notice new Tama homescreen interaction>click>turn volume down to 0Shame, she would've been so perfect without her shitty voice and accent.
>>568823712well I'll be damned
>>568823736>fr*ntdeserved
Finally escaped out of the nishino breeding fieldsNow to make these 2 breed together and make an uber uma parent
>>568823749no reason to be so honest about your shit taste
Just lost to this guy
>>568822901Its the necessary sacrifice to cull boomers.
>>568822901Why do you have AC in America?We DON'T do that in EuropeWhy don't you close your shutters and use a cheap fan like we do in Europe?
>>568823749nandeyadont shay that....
>>568823875>no reason mentionWoooh
>>568823712kitabros?????? our response??????????
cygenerous
>>568824059why is she a lobster
>>568824059
>>568823856>2* pinks>pinks not matching>uniques aren't 3* (20-40 wasted skill points)Anon...
Can't believe the Twitter AC arguement has spilled into 4chan
>>568823712I’m happy and hurt a little
should I put angling on my pace just in case I get lucky?
>>568823981because it gets to over fucking 40° here
>>568823965They are all buying air conditioner with their gigantic pension and have no landlords tho
>>568822901there are Euros who literally die every year due to heat stroke because they don't use AC
Southern Europe has ACs
>>568823981Why do you let bonafide engineers and scientists in to your countries in the tens of thousands?
>>568824269>SouthernBitch all of europe has ACs, the question is how many places have AC AT HOME, which tend to be single family (rich fags) homes only.
>>568823749Let me guess, an offended burger
>>568824210Why would you care about uniques not being 3* when you can just wait out inherits and more often than not get the sparks to activate and get to hint level 3-4
>>568823712You're going to get me to pull on her if you keep this up
>>568824214why hurt
>>568824376I mean ACs at home, I don't know a single person without an AC, even a lot of rentals have an AC in the bedroom. At least a fan if it's a really shit rental
>>568824376Okay why don't you have drying machines? Literally nowhere I lived in Europe had a drying machine so I just had to hang all my clothes in the kitchen on random things waiting for it to dry all day
>>568824112Wow 1.3 clock!
>>568824284Jews
>>568824268There are unitedstatians who literally die every year due to public shootingsThere are unitedstatians who literally die every year due to school shootingsThere are unitedstatians who literally die every year due to diabetesThere are unitedstatians who literally die every year due to drug addictionThere are unitedstatians who literally die every year due to gambling addiction
>>568824210oh look it's another episode of>if it's not perfect it's worse than dogshit
>>568824483irl women are very rude
>>568824548I'm German and I have a dryer so idk skill issue
I miss V
>>568824661I lived in Berlin and every faggot at my school would tell me how green it is to hang their clothes outside and let all the pollution bond to the fabric. Shit sucked
Tacuteyon
Corner Connoisseur y/n?
>>568824759>BerlinThere's your problem.
>trying to actually do a MANT run for once>sudden cramp in my gut>schizo is trying to make me shit myself again>actually manage to get to the toilet this timenice try V. fuck off.
Eishin Flash sweating pits
>>568823981>"oh my god I'm so glad we're like the Europeans with no AC!"said no burgerfat fucking EVER
>>568822801can't believe a retard actually claimed that taiki isn't romantic
>>568824813Yeah.... I got out of there as soon as I could
>>568824858Imagine the aroma
>>568824858Dusseldorf's special
>>568824548Why the fuck would you have a drying machine? Do you NEED EVERYTHING to be super dry instantly? Are you going to wear ALL OF IT the instance it's done washing? Why waste space (you might not have) on a drying machine, or money on a combo machine that does both?>>568824524Fair. Tho then again, I take it we're talking Italy, Spain here, the heat of Europe? I Imagine they fucking need every help they can get to survive those days. Less an issue for Brits, France or Germs, tho things are getting worse I guess.>>568824759>BerlinYikes
>>568824759You have to understand that in big cities in Europe apartments are very small so we don't have room for itAlmost everyone with a house has a dryer
>>568824802For the upcming cm? Depends on if you have reliable accels. Are you playing front or end? Then no, just take the ones that guaranteed work. Pace or late? Might as well gamble
MINNAAA
>>568824802pls respond
I reeeeeally don't want to go to Dusseldorf...
>>568824818fuck you
>>568824858Imagine the sweat that trickles into her cleavage after a race
>eurofags getting uppidty againFIGHT BACK SEACHADS AND BURGERTARDS!>>568825168the things id do for flashu tits...
>>568825013I'd want a drying machine because sometimes I get home from work and want to have my load of laundry dry and ready the next morning. Or I come home drunk as fuck and need my clothes dry the next morning. Or I have a chunky sweater that takes a whole week to dry versus one hour. I can go on to the benefits of a drying machine. The Japs have it down perfectly where the washing machine is also a drying machine so it's not even a waste of energy
as a burger, the only thing that attracts my attention from Germany are the medieval castles which city would let me walk inside one
>>568825090for a paceit's playtime's over or corner accel from yeppers guts
>>568825128Points would be better spent elsewhere
>>568825128someone from here once told me it's shit and I always trust what people here says
alternate current?
>>568825278basically all of them let you walk in/do a guided tour>>568825285I mean there's a very real chance corner accel does literally nothing, I'd rather take pto in that case
>>568825278The famous town is Rothenburg ob der tauber but just about any village will have a castle as a museum.
>>568825285Playtime's over
when can we get a Finn uma so she and Flash can have an autismo contest?
fuck
>>568825013Yeah, Southern Europe, the Med countries basically.
>>568825270>Work laundry dry and ready the next morningGet a 2nd pair, like a sane person. Your old people smell lingers on clothes if you keep wearing the same shit you filthy person you.>Or I come home drunk as fuckDon't be a disgusting alcoholic>that takes a whole weekLmao?>The Japs have it down perfectlyAgain, money vs worth. As the other anon said, single family rich fags probably have one cuz they can, apartment fags (the majority of people period) likely do not.>>568825278Show me a castle and I'll tell you that you can likely visit it one way or another, it's not that complicated. They're huge tourists attractions for a reason, every single one of them.
>>568825278Why don't you have castles like we do in Europe?
Does this screen ever get upgraded or does it remain just one long scroll
>>568824621all true for europe but replace shooting with stabbing (although those are happening more often)
>>568825598Why do spics and niggers like big asses
>>568825631>Expecting hyper zoomer to care or have castlesLmao only boomer europeans care and own castles>>568825747>Shooting, happens, you can't do anything about it>Stabbing, can be avoided by not being a retarded city slicker, or being briti*h
>>568824858that pungent scent
>>568825631>no castlesWhy do Europoors lie so much?
Do you still make sure to take Lone Wolf on one of your cm uma?
>>568825631not as much of a need to build static defenses for our landed gentry, although some people build them here for fun
>>568825789its not about big asses, its about why do race horses depicted as humans have flat asses.
>>568825631It’s called White Castle retard
>>568825937I dont go out of my way to get it, no. It's obviously nice to have though
>mabe's birthday is on a sundayholy fuark
Uma for this feel?>>568825909HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE LEGEDANRY McCASTLE!?
>>568825836you can avoid a shooting by shooting them first
>American umas
>>568825909Is this the king?
>>568825937I rarely get it in MANT since I don't run sweep card anymore, but if it appears in an inspiration or something, sure
>>568825631There are spanish (kinda) castles in Florida
>>568825909No pyramids in yurop either. Yep, I know who's winning
>>568826117SO TRUE, TAIKI
>>568824137For no reason at all!
>>568825631because the natives didn't build shit
>>568826117Touché>>568826218That's a fort, not a castle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastion_fortWouldn't call those things "castles", at least not personally.
>Arse
>>568826117unironically the best defense for the 1st amendment
>>568826117god made man. samuel colt made men equal.
>>568824482https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/transcript/501108107?characterId=1108&storyType=careerRead Outcome 2 of her Valentine's event. Duramente is actually extremely cute.
my pingus in laisu's arse
>>568826607>Duramente is actually extremely cute.Nobody says this.
>>568821240The only Umamusume who'd like me are Sirius and Dorija.I don't think reproduction is a good decision.
>>568826430>1st amendment
>PSG scored
>>568826697TRUE
>>568826770Is it over?
>>568826697>>568826793
>>568826117Land of the free, because of the brave.
>>568826770Stalin vs Hitler type game, who cares
does anyone have a race schedule for Dirt/Turf Sprint/Med? or should I just do a Tiara run with some dirt G1s?
>>568826697Odysseus has good taste.
good morning /uma/what time is the DAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYY
>>568826697Duramente is actually extremely cute
Everything has to be gay nowadays. Gay news, gay movies, gay music, gay games, gay month. I would be much happier if for the rest of my life I didn't need to see them or acknowledge their existence even once more. It isn't enough that every western ip has lgbt as one of it's core themes, even Japanese gacha with a miniscule fraction of lesbian players has to push it with every single character. Even escapism has to mirror all the cancers of real life.
forcing Brian to run the triple tiaraenjoy prancing with fillies
>>568826882dementia must be so tough to live with...!!
>>568826607Buono is fucking BASED
>>568826697True, Duramente is actually very extremely cute.
i WILL correct the "lesbian" umas with my throbbing torena cock
funny meme anon did you take that from reddit/twitter?
every scenario icon so far and the scenario link units>URAAoi (NPC)>UnityRiko (NPC), Taiki, Matikanefukukitaru, Haru, Rice>Trackblazerno links>Grand LiveLight Hello (NPC), Falco, Tachyon, Suzuka, Bourbon>Grand MastersDarley Arabian (NPC)>L'arcMei Satake (NPC), Gold Ship, El, Cafe, Nakayama Festa, Dia, Sirius Symboli, Tap Dance City, Orfevre, Blast Onepiece, Chrono>U.A.F. Ready GO!Ryoka Tsurugi (NPC), Tickezo, Ryan, Yaeno Muteki, Top Road, Tosen Jordan>Gourmet FestivalAkikawa (NPC), Spe, Akebono, Rice, Nishino Flower, Katsuragi Ace>Engage! Mecha UmamusumeSugar Lights (NPC), Shakur, Biwa, Taishin, Kris S, Gimlet>The Twinkle LegendsSaint Lite (NPC), Speed Symboli (NPC), Haiseiko (NPC), Ramonu, Orfevre, Sirius Symboi, Falco, Gentildonna>Design Your IslandTucker Bryne (NPC), Gold City, Ines Fujin, Ryan, Chiyo, Tama>Paradise Yukoma Hot SpringsKyiko Hoshina (NPC), Teio, Mihono Bourbon, Transcend, Hokko Tarumae, Wonder Acute>Beyond DreamsCasino Drive (NPC), Espoir, Loves Only You, Red Desire, Forever Young, Marche Lorraine>Tracen RamenLight Hello (NPC), Tazuna Hayakawa (NPC), Top Road, Finemo, Nice Nature, Doto, Calstone Light O
>>56882709215:40 JST (UTC +9)
>>568827352can I see it
>>568827165Everything should be MORE gay
REQUESTING SOUNDPOST OF RONALDO GOING UP ON STAGE TO RECEIVE HIS 0-5 CM REWARDS
I love my trainees so much, too much, but them seeing me completely platonically just because I am a male, gives me unironical mental breakdown. Why does Japan insist on making their male player base suffer?
What we gayming tonight fello gaymer?
>>568827556Why are you a tranny?
12 hours and 56 minutes
>>568826770GoodArse is one of those obnoxious reddit clubs that automatically makes anyone who plays against them the good guys in the fight
>>568824101every uma released after 3rd anniversary is mega for (You) since the game was in a constant downtrend after Unity. if Kita came out during that time instead of a during 1st anniversary her story would be about wanting to milk her trainer to death instead of her insecurity of being good at everything but great at nothing and getting no recognition despite her achievements
>>568827797Name 5
>>568827797I like the implication that the keiba side of the stories stopped existing
>>568827695lovcen winning would be incredible
>>568827378sex hello so good she becomes human rights in 2 different scenarios
>>568826916So who is the good guy in this match/
>>568827797>since the game was in a constant downtrend after Unitygee I wonder whymaybe if they found out why they could save Global from the same fate
At what point do they start banning debuffs in CMs anyways?
>>568827634It's precisely because I am cis male that umas aren't interested in me.
>>568827797This seems like Kitafag cope If I'm being honest
>>568827976The plane that crashes onto the pitch, instantly killing everyone inshallah
>>568828127die
>>568827797I mean that would be a better story that what we got
dog
>>568826920help pls
>>568827797To be fair, all Demuro umas are very for (You)
>>568828197
>>568827797Yeah except kitasan's story sucks in the first place. I didn't even finish season 3 it was so boring
Steamin' Inari...
Duramente? Who's that? Do you mean Brusquement?
Do any of you have a mobile ac? I might get one cuz im too poor for an actual one.
bullying is not ok. Kita doesn't deserve this
>>568826920>>568828270do tiara but ofc run sprinter stakes and replace osaka hai with the other sprint G1early and late december run both dirt G1s and finally add february stakes to late february, oh you can also run takarazuka classic year and the other dirt G1 on the same day senior yearfinally, i personally wouldn't run the dirt japan cup (first day of classic summer)
>>568828270do the normal Med schedule with Dirts gwo
>>568826920You run juvenile fillies+triple tiara+ double QE2cup and victoria mile+sprinters stakes and takamatsunomiya+teio sho, february stakes, and run champions stakes and tokyo daishoten at least 3 times for the epithet
>>568828485>duramente cucks kita and fucks his mom>kita's children cucks them from gloryHoly kino...
Are you sure you want to waifu Duramente? She's very autistic, you know. She even has an interest in raising plants.
>>568827935they're still there but don't matter as much as the pandering. Gentildonna's for example is more centered around her being female Baki than her one sided rivalry with Verxina
Sex with Palmer
meds helped for a while but now I'm back to being just as insane pre-taking it so that's greatumamusume so fun wow
>>568827976Arsenal is a 3/10 on the good guys scale and psg is a 2/10
>>568828568All those gay titles and wins won't unfuck Kita's mom and Sweepy
Every time I train Condor Pasa the same thing always happens to me without fail.>Get this event>Oh shit! Its the +30 energy food event LETS GO!>Choice between +10 power +15SP or a Passing Pro hint.>Oh... right, Hot and Spicy! is the name of her food event.I have over 20M fans for her, you'd think I'd stop getting tricked by the name of this event by now.
>>568828609Isn't that because their rivalry is more explored in Verxina's career?
>>568828701if PSG is a 2 then who the hell is a 1 lmao. Literal nazi clubs?
>>568828579Yeah. I'm also autistic so it'd be nice.
Silly Symboli (Brown Version)https://x.com/i/status/2060726340819513661
>>568828671Welcome back, may I suggest someone in /uma/ club for you to target?
I need these two dorks to have sex while I watch and the join in to impregnate both while Sweepy watches she can't join
>>568828270Falco has 2 routesthe normal oneand Falcon Must Die modenormal schedule is just Tiara run + Feb Stakes/TeioSho/Tokyo Daishoten x 2 /(Senior)ChampionsCupskip senior Mile Championship if you're a pussy
>>568828842Man Shitty
>>568828701Yeah, but at least Enrique’s PSG doesn’t bore me to death
>>568828701>Arsenal is a 3/10No.
I only ever wanted my trainees to like me. But they only like each other. Rip me.
>>568828842real madrid and barcelona>b-butno buts, barcelona knows what it did to chelsea
>>568828718Kita has fucked better mares than them anyways I'm sure he doesn't even remember
>>568828543>>568828545>>568828556thank gwos, so I should do double tiara instead of the JBC races>champion stakes and daishotenshould I skip Japan Cup and Mile Ch or go full on 5 races in a row?
No matter what, Super Creek will always love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9skT5eYhPUUma for this feel?
>>568828903DON'T FUCKING SAY IT
>>568827976both are worthless because they are filled with niggers. imagine caring about which niggers win.
>>568829068if she really loved me she would give me a nursing handjob
Dumb Torenas let their Trainees control them with their feminine wileSmart Torenas pick up on a weak spot and use it to dominate their TraineesRemember: she can't think to use her strength if you mess with her head
>>568829149your founding fathers fought to eventually lose their country to "people" like this
>>568828701>cheats constantly>floods the keeper during corners and literally stops the keeper from saving the ball (no foul though because ref bias)>longer extra time than usual when arsenal are down and need an equaliser or a W>boring anti-football that unironically causes people to stop watching>anywhere above 0.1 on the good guys scaleKek good one
>Start another frontrunner career>Isn't an improvement over the previous results>Consider making an end closer>No good amount of mile sparks>Close game
Today's the day
>>568829010>Assuming Chelsea is not on the same level as PSG and Man CityThey deserved it
>>568829060You don't skip G1s
Has anyone ever had an uma fumble the Twinkle races? Is that even possible? Even the most dogshit careers I bothered to finish always end up 1st.
>>568829060you're doing 4 races because the last race of every year never has a negative event, you can still get hit by 1 -10 in 3 stats in both years, personally i always gamble it, and i won't lie i do get hit by two mood downs + 1 -10 eventif you want to play it safe run mile early year and skip one of the december G1s, probably the latter and in senior skip the japan cup
WHATWHATWHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
god 2/2/2 is so miserable
>>568829209curren=lesbo
>>568829312Nice
>>568829209>you'll never let sirius control you so you can slowly mindbreak her into becoming a defenseless, needy puppy who can't stay away from meWhy live bros
FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER FUCK MANTBLAZER
>>568829315Nah even when Chelsea was going full retard with Abramovic's oil money they still had sovl in the form of guys like Terry, Fat Frank, Drogs etc. None of these oil money clubs have that.
>Xitter screencapSuch weak Torenas will not survive past Grandmasters
>>568829627ew a hag>>568829528Why though?
Have you guys noticed there's never yuritard, anti-ntr or anti-stego posting at the same time?Curious thing
>>568829427She never goofed up - not even once
>>568828785pretty much. basically they know which umas are going to be super popular so they get more pandering than story, and the ones who won't be as popular get more story than pandering for the S3 cast Dura, Dia and Cheval get the pandering, Kita gets a character story, and lastly Satono Crown gets the full story about their generation don't bother asking about sounds of ass lmao who cares about bootleg Opera
we love yuri here
>>568829671IM TIRED OF MANDATORY MILE AIM TIRED OF SHOPSLOPIM TIRED OF RACING
>>568829687Congrats, enjoy your centurial orange
>>568829060you only have to do Mile Champ onceJap Cup doesn't affect your epithet in this route
>>568829671A shallow grave you shall have
>>568829767You're valid. No matter what people say, you're beautiful and you matter. Next month is our month, sister, so hold your head up high. Never be afraid to be a powerful fucking woman.
>>568829697>sounds of ass
Kitahara married this, what's your excuse?
anons posts about duramente sexing sweepy before kitasan like it was a big deal when that slutty witch already had many children
>>568829867I may not like it, but I am a man.
Ogurin gf
we want to fuck our trainees here
>>568829697>don't bother asking about sounds of ass lmao who cares about bootleg OperaShe's kino though, she's like a locked-in Urara
>>568829872サウンズオブアース = Sounds of Earthサウンズ = Saunzuオブ = ofuアース = asu
>>568829589Nigag you’re being blinded by nostalgia, those clubs are all the same. In 10 years, people will remember Enrique’s PSG and Guardiola’s City just like you remember Mourinho’s/Abramovich’s Chelsea
>>568829767I hate lesbians I hate dykes I hate these decadent creatures so fucking much but everywhere I go I'm forced to see them because trannies have invaded every nerd spaces and can't help themselves from worshipping them I don't deserve to see this shit but I do anyway because fuck me I guessdespite being one of the most jewish thing imaginable it's still praised about everywhere whyI don't care if I'm alone my hatred for dykes will exist as long as I live I seriously hope evey lesbos on earth will die an agonizing death or get raped (preferably both) I hate their very existence why can't they just all drop dead fuck them for committing the crime of being alive if I ever have the chance of beating a dyke to death and get away with it I would jump on the opportunity
>>568829865Post the female torena version, what exactly the difference
>>568830013true
>>568830130hand position
>peak EU hours, literal prime time>all the yuri schizo postingyup its EU twitter hours alright
>>568830013Yes
>>568830105>those clubs are all the sameAh, guess I'm talking to a zoomer that started watching in 2015. You wouldn't get it.
>>568829315>>568829589>>568830105i actually enjoyed old chelsea more than i would've expected but anon is right, and it makes me feel old people will remember luis enrique's PSG dearly, not even hating him
Palmer would grab her trainer's ass
>>568830130anon... that is the female I think
>>568823712CHOUJOU NI HITORI OITE KIBORI DAMUNE NO NAKA TOMOTTETA HIKARI NIJIN DE TOKETE YUKUMIRAI WA DOKO MOU MIENAI
>>568829774I seefair enough
>>568829867Cute snek but my heart belongs to Haruka
gentil wife is for female toreina only you incel rapists
>>568829627Cute Journey.
no one wants to fuck oguri
die dir dor do4 roe6cvu royuuh77
>>568822280>won't unlock cute spe that has waited long for her trainerpeak soulless
>>568830505I do
>>568830529
>>568830430DIRT RAPE
>>568830505I think you mean Tamamo Cross
Triple End Y/N?
>>568830568I did it, ok?chill
I hate lesbians I hate dykes I hate these decadent creatures so fucking much but everywhere I go I'm forced to see them because trannies have invaded every nerd spaces and can't help themselves from worshipping them I don't deserve to see this shit but I do anyway because fuck me I guessdespite being one of the most jewish thing imaginable it's still praised about everywhere whyI don't care if I'm alone my hatred for dykes will exist as long as I live I seriously hope evey lesbos on earth will die an agonizing death or get raped (preferably both) I hate their very existence why can't they just all drop dead fuck them for committing the crime of being alive if I ever have the chance of beating a dyke to death and get away with it I would jump on the opportunity
>>568830718Sure
>>568830724post proof
>>568830787shut up and kiss me, faggot
>>568830724>He redeemedrelease ze spook
That's not very Fine of you, anon
never pick a fight with dirtersthey fight dirty
>>568829374Skill issue.If you are using KSB+ borrowed NTR, then you should be consistently generating umas with a stat line of at LEAST 1180/500/1100/700/850. If you have FM as well then your average wit should be higher.Occasionally you'll get a cursed run with shit stats but that should be rare. For the most part, the RNG should be manageable.
>>568823712ain't no way i'm reading all that
>>568829680It's almost as if Yuriposting is cuckposting but with a different coat of point since male characters aren't relevant in Umamusume (Torena excluded). Being a Yuri fan in 4chan has been awful since GG because insecure retards can't stop falling for bait.
>>568830895
>>568830505Her competition is Creek and Inari.She never stood a chance.
>>568830915dirters would actually shit themselves mid-rape to prevent from being rapedi heard it from uma prison
>>568830964
>>568830309Everyone in Spain other than barça fans hate Luis EnriqueCunt was an arrogant prick in his years as NT manager, choked incredibly hard and then got absolutely mogged by some random ass bald guy who has never coached an actual football team before
>>568831082That's why you gotta get 'em while they're early. Young and fresh.
>>568830850
>>568831245fat fuck
>>568831185>TP 100/100 RP 5/5AAIIIEEEE DANCHOU DO SOMETHING
>>568831245bwochacho if you're in an /uma/club we can dox you based on TT rating....
>>568830218Euros are watching diveball
>>568831290wrong person dumbass!
>>568830430she would wear kid pantsu
>>568831335the fuck is diveball? volleyball?
>>568829060You need to win Mile Ch at least onceBut anyway to highroll in MANT you need to learn how to risk 5 runs in a row
>>568831337shut up
>>568831245brbr gonna buy peanut butter
why can't kitabros and durabros just get along with each other. why does everything have to be a competition.
>>568831453football bwo
>>568831514Stfu durafag
>>568831302I already got got bwo
...
>>568831453that's lesbonet
>>568831678>didnt go for strength chakraPussy ass bitch go big or go home
>>568831751that makes zero sense since it's also a mans sport
>>568831640Totopo...
>>568831302@umagrok is this true?
>>568831896yeah but that's one of the sports in which nobody cares about the men's version
>>568832021just cuz you're a disgusting trooner gooner doesnt mean no one gives a shit for based indoor guy volleyball
>>568832340I dont give a shit about male volleyball or Haikyuuu but male waterpolo is kino
>>568832340just because you're a flaming homosexual it doesn't mean the rest of the world gives a fuck about fagnet
>>568832415>waterpoloMY SPORT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>connecting>connecting>connecting
Uma musume?
>>568832617steam tards btfo lmao
Anyone have the Mr. CB "can I use your shower?" image? I need some propaganda in my life right now.
>>568829060If your uma can run 5 G1s at the end of the year you should. It's almost never correct to skip a G1.
>>568832652I would rape this bitch desu
>>568831453>brits create a sport where you can only use your feet to kick a ball>call it football>years later ameritards create a rugby ripoff and call it football too>rename the original football soccer even though it's an old name nobody use anymore>european joke that they should rename it eggball instead>mutts get mad and start calling football divegrass>no one cares because american football is irrelevant in the rest of the world
Sex with daughter wives
https://poal.me/ksf92nhttps://poal.me/ksf92nhttps://poal.me/ksf92n
>>568827601probably nightreign with friends. if not, elden ring for friends since they like to watch me suffer.
>>568832861>I alone am rickey's strongest shota
Who is the Lord Freezer of Umamusume?
>>568827601Total War Warhammer 3
>>568832832>brits create a sportKINDA. People aren't 100% sure where football started, most think it evolved out of a medieval game where 2 entire towns competed to see who could get a ball through a specific point in each town, and everything short of murder was valid in getting the ball away from the other side.
This has to be one of the worst finals ever, I'd almost rather play MANT than watch this extra time
>>568833010>Nigger Camp
>>568833064Its WAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Spurs V Liverpool now that was absolute iredeemable dogshit
>>568827601On my flight back, so Final Fantasy 1 on my gba emulator
>>568829865she dislocated my wrist with that tug
>>568832857
>>568827601I got the DQ7 remake since it was on sale so I'm playing that.
>>568829901she got run through by tachyon, stego, and others before duramente even tossed the hot dog down the hallway
wow EU hours are fucking garbage but that's not a surprise
>>568833153dude I was wondering if someone else would think that toolmao
>>568833064>not doing both
france and england are fucking us
>>568833364Tell us where you're from to judge how your hours look like fag
>>568833364>EU hours>noon on a saturday in the US
Swiss Turf again tomorrow!
>>568833417I'd have fallen asleep long ago if I was doing both at the same time
>>568833558>americans are out doing things on a saturday>EU is here creating the worst possible thread during their primetime
>>568833512Everyone draws pasa as several skin tones darker than she is. Bitch is paler than a bunch of the Japanese characters.
PUT KEPA ON YOU PUSSY
>>568820345
>>568833064>Expecting a good game from Arsenal That was your fault
>>568832832>football is gay>soccer is gayonly horse racing isn't gay and even then it's a touch fruity with the jockeys lifting up their asses like they're presenting
>amerimutts gaslighting once againDisgusting kike dogs
[-]
I can't even tell what half the thread is talking aboutam I having a schizo breakdown or is everyone else
>>568834110how did they make kitasan so fucking hot and sexy
>>568834116post fat fucks
Dodo...
Can Duramente do THIS?
>>568834174To make up for her utterly bland personality in the season
>>568834207That's true I was the cameraman
>>568821153she's so precious...
>>568834196
gooned to harapan while hitting myself againI need to stop
>>568832981I picked maybe, but it's probably yes. The Carat calculator was showing me as slightly too poor for the Light Hello banner last time I checked, but historically it's always underestimated my income.
kek what's with blacks and awful pens
>>568834174she just has that aura
>>568834383Thats just uber preggo spe
>>568834392You could have just asked me if you needed someone to fuck you up.
>>568834204Do Deuce and Equinox should be male umas
Ughhhh I ate like 10 Chewy granola bars yesterday & just shat them outIt hurts bwos
>>568833710Artists do retarded choice and go too woke for no reason, then they cry when AI do better work then them
>>568834536spe at her fattest, AKA fat with child
>>568834204I mean Spechud was notorious for disliking other horses and was actively rough with them when mating, the exception being Dober and I couldn't tell you why her pussy tamed him when no other could.
Just 114 more days until I unlock my own McQueen, brosI can't wait, literally shaking right now
PSG WON
>>568834724I think it's more of a longrunning American idea of Mexican = brown. Which tbf in the US it kinda is since the brown ones are the ones who don't have enough money to be sheltered from the shittiness of their country so that would be all the ones that leave.
rice HERO couldn't beat the french menace
>>568834536I know
>>568834976I did this
>>568834781>drawing a flat uma with tumorsDie
>420 speed after classic summeri want to give up but i hit mile s
>>568834438Again what's with blacks and awful pens
>>568833710Its funny because Hispanic is an ethnicity, not a race. You can have black, white, and asian Hispanics. They end up telling on themselves by drawing every hispanic character brown.
fuck you brits, disappointing once againyou will lose the world cup too
>>568834961
>>568835069What does this mean
>>568835035congratulations to you and your trainee
>>568835051Dober is not flat though, some of her outfits just show them off better than others. That's like saying Ogurin is flat because her costume does a lot to hide them.
This shitty match was worth it just to see Arsenal lose
>>568835212black people fuck up penalties in football constantly
>arsenal lostany uma for this feel?
>>568835346I thought you were talking about the writing tool
>>568835308I wanted to see Paris win because fuck Mbappe
some blood leaked out of my thing
Biko LOVE
>>568834781>https://poal.me/ksf92nDober got spooked at races, but was very good at mating and raising foals.>>568834946The artist called her Aztec, which would imply dark skin. They knew exactly what they were doing.
i used to think that euros made fun of america for playing four different ball games nobody else in the world cares about out of a sense of superiority. it took me a long time to realize that, like most things, it's actually jealousy. if my only option was fagball i would be pissed off too. god bless having four different shitty ball games to pick from, and fuck the metric system.
>>568835401
>>568835480Teiosis...
>>568832832>brits created socceryou fucking mongoloid lmao>maya pedoadds up
NOT AGAIN
>>568835480this inane post is actually better than the onslaught of shitty divegrass posts
>>568835226I DID that tho
DO I RUN 3X FRONT RUNNERS OR 2X FR ADN TAIKI SHUTTLE?
>>568832897>for friends>not with the funny coop modgay and lame>>568833010>the worst TW Woh well>>568833179i'd call cringe but its pre cringe 7 normalfag slop>>568833283faAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG
>>568835573Only good sport in NA is hockey and that shit was invented by Canadians
>>568835573I would rape Mirako daily if she was my trainee.
>>568835428Insane how PSG and Barcelona managed to ruin Mbappé’s reputation in just two years
https://jiggie.fun/kaVZ1chttps://jiggie.fun/kaVZ1cImage unrelated
>>568835751What? I like Dragon Quest.
>>5688357152 front+ 1 end is the meta comp
>>568835606only found out what that means todaythis is the worst aspect of yuurop>t. europoor
>>568835573Why isn't there a baseball scenario that would go so hard
>>568835751I like 1, 6 and 8 the most as far as Final Fantasy goes
>>568835715Your winrate will be higher if you run triple front, but dont let that stop your dick from making decisions
>>568835596I want to fuck french teio while she wears orFRAUDvre's crown and moans "HON" with every one of my thrusts
>mom found the Biko daki>she asked why there's a tiny rip in the crotch areait's over
>>568835774I remember when he had a consistently good penalty kick record, like upwards of 80%. Maybe he really was just a flash in the pan.
Might be the first time I have all positive conditions at the same time
>lose mile race against vodka>play vodka>lose mile race against goldship
>>568836006and yet no distance S so she's worthless
>>568835973don't worry, she will still love you
>>568835274mlem
>>568835810Spe-chan! Come, look at this fag here!
>>568835910Becau....hey wait yeah, why ISN'T there something, Japan fucking loves baseball to the point that it's one of those things you don't discuss in public conversation because no one knows who someone is loyal to. My biggest regret about my trip is I went 2 weeks before the season started because it would've been great to go to a game in person, and my hotel was literally 2 blocks away from the Tokyo Dome.
Mile S moment
>>568836227Would a fag do this??? *mating press*
>>568835973>at least she doesnt think I'm gay>....son why is there a boy on this pillow
>>568836125Big need
>>5688363642026 millennial/xer mothers would probably support their son being a flaming hyper faggot
>>568835817FUCK ENDS!
>>568836281Yeah man you did miss out, I went to a hanshin tigers game and it was one of the coolest things I've seen on earth. I've been to a yuropoor soccer game and a soccer game in columbia and they didn't hold a candle to the atmosphere (although getting absolutely blasted off columbian liquor and coke at a stadium was pretty cool too)
>>568836281Cute Umas, serving notbeer to (you)
dq7 is peak gaming idk what you guys say
>>568835751I haven't played it before and they want to laugh as I fall into traps and get ganked and shit. We are planning to do the co-op mod after I beat it. We do play nightreign modded with additional enemies and weapons and that's a pretty good time, made me excited since some of the dlc weapons are really fun.
>>568836543FUCKERS YOU UNGRATEFUL DAUGHTERS I'LL RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE MY WIFE HER ESCAPE ROOM EVENING
>>568836281Tama is already insufferable for several reasons, we don't need her being a Tigers fan added onto the list.
>>568836575>not playing coop right awaykinda gay but you do you. i get nothing out of watching people suffer at games like that, only when its games everyone can laugh about together
>>568836468
cm14 status?
>>568829068I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will love herI will be happy
>>568827601dwarf fortress
>>568836754Hishi Amasex
>>568836861haven't been able to play df ever since toady fucked up mouse controls for cash
>>568836861more like dork fortress
>>568836826I want to ruin her body with back to back pregnancies
>>568836923These Senko-san vibes just make her sexier wtf
>>568836861more like autism fort
>>568836861lmao 2cat
>>568836829kill youself faggot
Taishin is like Maru in that everyone loves her so no one is upset when she’s meta
>>568836829gf status?
>tfw have no friends to talk about & play games with Life is such a blessing
>>568837279Wrong. You are my friend. Tell me about your vidya ventures lately.
>>568827601Turbo Turtle Adventure
>>568837279but we are you friends
>>568836227
>>568837405Are you really?
>>568837279I feel bad for people that actually want friends and they can't get any
>>568835910I assume we get a baseball event because McQueen has that baseball wit card.
>>568836227>>568837468why is spe-chan so cute I just can't
>>568837279YOU ARE MY FRIEND AA ANO HI NO YUME
>>568837279hey buddy
i love girls that love baseball
>>568837791marriage material
This is the run
I love my wife
>>568837870Same but then the girl I liked turned out to be a filthy Padres fan so I knew it would never work between us.
>>568837870me too
>Stash Smash July is still a month awayI wanna pull.
What if baseball was real
can /uma/ guess this support card?
>>568838184That looks like your little sister's coochie
>>568838184
>>568838360Narita Agnes stamina SSSSR
>>568838360looks like haru guts to me idk
is focus/concentration worth it if you have 2 greens and take the lead to activate groundwork? its like 120/260 skill points that could be other midrace skills that help you win
>>568838307my sister's dead anonwhy would you say that
>>568838307no it doesn't, trust me
>>568838360ITS PIKACHU
>>568837379Turtle is dead tho?
>>568838554Focus is a good security measure for anything but Ends
i'm gonna take her out to my ballgame
>>>/sp/154905924>/sp/ has an uma musume generalhow many boards is this now?
>>568838482it's not Haru
>>568838574Sorry for your loss but I had to tell you of her chlamydia, go check your peepee onii-sama>>568838579Based
>>568838628no
>>568838761>uma general>it's actually a horse racing generalretard
>>568838775falco powa
>>568838775alright then I got no clue. I'd throw in choyono stam as a second guess
>>568836754I mean, we usually all beat the souls games solo, I just fell off elden ring when it came out and they convinced me to play it through before we fuck around together with fun build ideas. I'm sure it will be fun but desu I kinda prefer nightreign and certain improvements it made and it's difficult to switch back, especially since I keep pressing the stick in to sprint in combat which makes you crouch in elden and then I get fucked
>>568838775Peak Sakura Season
>>568838775MARVELOUS!
>>568838839no but it is a power card
>>568839095Tazuna SSR
>>568838761/horse/ is full of /v/matards not worth going there
>>568839095I have never thought about this card or seen it in a single deck lolWhat fucking gold does Kawakami power even give
>>568838926My question is... are you fags gonna play boring ass vanilla ER coop, or through the mod? More a curiosity than anything of course.
>>568839095Sexhttps://files.catbox.moe/3q4p68.png
>>568839363Why did you draw me as dark-skinned?
>>568839363I don't know what that has to do with Tazuna's SSR card
>>568839259Unyielding, stronger version of Steadfast (shit skill, really, if losing, lose less)
>>568839295the mod for sure, that was always the plan
Mambo at da J-Rave
>>568839441Sorry you had to find out this way
>>568839192DOUBLE MARE SEXOOOO
The answer was Kawakami Princess Power SSR! one last one
>>568839582From the bit I've played of it with a worthless buddy it's super enjoyable, what I personally always wanted out of GaySouls coop.Can make things jokingly easily, naturally, but that's part of the fun.
>>568839757Falco SR
>>568839757Manhattan Cafe SSR?
>>568839757Nakayama Festa
>>568839861incorrect
>>568840025Tazuna R
>>568840025SR inari One
>>568840121this is the one
How come no one pulled for Inari? She is sexo.
Not Manhattan, and it is an SR card
>>568840283Ah, it's Tazuna SR not R
>>568840252I have enough sexo on my roster, now I need cards
>>568840283Inari Power SR but someone already said it
>>568840283Vodka SR
>>568837518shinko windy
>>568840121SEKAI
Inari Reipu!
final round
>>568840487Is she a dog?If not, why did Inari wan?
>>568840403is it true that horses are just natural gluttons and they would eat themselves dead if you let them
>>568840441more like STINKo Windy
>>568840721Guts Ticket
>>568840721Gold Ship Stamina SSR?
>>568840721That's the Winning Ticket card no one uses. Guts I think?
>>568840721Ines SSR
>>568840721Tickezo SSR
>>568840721Taiki R
>>568840818>>568840850>>568840858
>>568840818>>568840850>>568840858seriously? what the fuck anons!
>>568827601Playing a bit of under night 2 right now actually did some runs earlier in the morning and later will probably be some jong.
>>568841087It is very distinctHer Tickets are very Winning in it
>>568840721Piccolono purple though so only Piccolo>>568841087i was close
UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I CANT BELIEVE SO MANY ANONS SO EASILY RECOGNIZE ME IM SO TOUCHED THAT IM GONNA CRY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
this is now a tickezo thread
bonus round because anons raped the last one so fast
>>568841379Fine Motion
>>568841323
>>568841379Sirius Fraudoli
>>568840625Well, I hope you rape her fat tits.
>>568841379Fine Motion Power SR
>>568839757>one last one>>568840721>final round>>568841379>bonus round
>>568841323Tickecho Stackecho
>>568841379R Seiun Sky
Ticket is so unbelievably erotic
not Finemo SSR Wit
>>568841286Machan owes me paizuri and sumata
>>568841569holy fuck that outfit is so hot with her tickets flopping around like that...
>>568841649Someone already said power Fine Motion
More like mejiro myqueen amrite fellas
>>568841323It was shit thread so it’s fitting
>>568841649Fine Motion Power
>>568841624
>>568841837taishin you don't really mean that
>>568841837
I think she's annoying and spastic, but sometimes... Sometimes she's just incredibly beautiful.
>>568841859I need to smooch this dummy
>>568841519ZAMN
>>568841214It's incredible how fucking STACKED Tickezo is and the only reason you couldn't tell is because she's normally facing you directly in a way where her jacket covers it up.
UWOOOH TICKEZO EROTICTICKEZO ARMPITS AND SPATS
>>568842094The eyes are the windows to the soulThe breasts are a good back-up, though
>>568841991Believe me when I tell you. I have not done a single career with Ticket, and I skipped her entire storyline just to play Suzukas
>>568841286BOUNCY
>>568842171
last one for real this time, and it's hard mode now
>>568842257Are you literally me?
Winning Tickets
>>568842257Based fellow "never ever running a career with that dumb idiot tickezo" enjoyer
>>568842257you don't mean that...
>>568842327Maya R
>>568842327Hishi Amazon R
>>568842327Bakushin power
why yes i am a CHAD and i appreciate tickezo
>>568836958honestly a good thing you haven't played it because the gameplay sucks but hey, the graphics and sprites go hard if you're a lobotomite or female
>>568842450what the fuck how did you do thatthanks for joining in anons, come back for next time's Guess the Uma!
>>568842358>>568842361
>>568842707Oreng
>>568842327Super Creek R or Maruzensky R
>>568842804kek
>>568838636it only reduces the amount you're delayed by 10% you're still probably boned!!!
>>568842528She is a purely good person, and she has big boobs. Hooray for Ticket
>>568842257I have never done the following careers:>Tickezo>Mambo>Dia-chan>SpeFAT>Biwa>Rudolf
How the fuck did I just lose two clocks to TEIO
>>568842202the breasts are where hopes and dreams are stored
>>568842372Honestly who had the bright idea of making her such a loud crybaby, it upset me and gave me such a bad first impression. Same thing with Fuku
ticket is actually one of the coolest looking umas with her combo of red eyes and the green streak on her ears
umamusume...are born to fuck...
GuysI saw someone wearing a Teio happily here...they were the fattest fuck I've seen all weekend
>>568843028they are half animals after all
>>568843057>happilyAutocorrect??
>>568843057*Teio happiFuck autocorrect
>>568843006Matikanefukukitaru isn't a crybaby
>>568842916Here are mine
>>568843057Why are you talking about yourself?
stamina to spare or prefered position? (cm15)
>wanted to build Kita for Medium CM>forget about Mile C>brick my career from the moment I started itI hate this nigger scenario
>>568843057It was meI've cracked 4 Teio cosplayers this weekend aloneWhat have you done so far
>>568843294wtf
>>568843294>1 fanhuh?
>>568843294that 1 fan is ME
>>568843387I've been cracking McQueen cosplayers all weekendThey're all male
>>568843294Here's mine, I think I hate Tickets career so much I failed it on purpose or didn't want to clock, don't know why I'd only have 56k fans on her otherwise
>>568843470That’s because the first fan is (you).
>>568843294Fuku's is so fun though
It took 38 races, a puncture perfect on the stats chakra, winning the TSS despite taking the dirt, tiara, and miles route, and an obscene amount of shop luck, but my SS virginity has finally been taken.
>>568843190Agreed, but she is more fragile than Winning Ticket. I like her a lot but her endless anxiety stresses me out a bit. With Ticket you know that when she cries she just needs a minute to finish crying and go back to a cheerful mood, but when Fukukitaru freaks out about something it's probably going to persist until either somebody reassures her or she uses some excessive mystical ritual to soothe herself.
>>568843470Unironicly the one fan is (You)It's a nice touch
>>568843143>phoneposting
>>568843028Isn't that every animal ever?
>>568842916I used to be like that with Agnes. Convinced she was a quirky reddit chungus. Stupid floppy sleeves. Now I love her.Don't close the starting gate to your heart, anon...
How long until mant goes away I can't do this shit anymore
>>568843640Teio cosplayers poke holes in condoms but little do they know my balls don't work
>>568843718god forbid someone have a personality that isn't bubbly all the time
>>568843294I haven't done Mambo's purely because she's only 2* and I don't want to do it without her signature wear.
if you don't win at least 1 career with every uma you have available then you are SOULLESS
>>568843681It’s funny to see all the mambo shitposts before her global release and now nobody cares about her kek
>>568843682that doesn't make sense. im not a fan till they don't wiff hopeful stakes. the 1 fan is probably digitan
>>568843942GOD FORBID somebody only like a character a lot instead of liking her 100% completely with absolutely no reservations.
post yfw you realize we aren't even halfway through MANT
>>568844203Aren’t we 3/4ths in?
>>568843982I have Choco Burbon and Ballroom Sky, but I don't want to play them until I get their base units. Rate my autism.
Did i miss the Sunday Derby again?
>>568844287Default autism, is pretty normal
>>568844203
>>568844032I never posted Mambo memes and thought she was unfunny from the start to be fair
>>568844063if you are their trainer, you are their fan
give me bread
>>568844203Every time my horse has a block of four races she needs to get done, the intro scene to Kill Bill plays in my head.>This is me at my most masochistic.
>>568843294man I'm lazynot shown on screen: Tosen Jordan & the Matikanes
>>568844385Fine Motion's face when I'm cumming inside
>>568844375It's Saturday kitten
>>568844453with salted butter
>>568844063(You)re a specialist trainer that trains a single uma you a fan
>>568844203Aren't we legit like almost done? Doesn't it end in like a month or so?
>>568844657it ends end of July... we got like 2 months left (so about halfway)
>>568844285There's 6 MANT cms and we only did 3
>>568843019Christmas coded like Neicha?
>>568844957 what the FUCK is christmas
>>568844657You still have to run parent runs in MANT until they nerf it.
>>568844657July 10th or so>>568844914We are gonna do 3 CMs in 40 days
I believe in ghosts
>>568845149We know, Cafe.
so when is the banwave
>>568845208
New bred doko
>>568845251Funny edit. Got a chuckle out of me.
breed me
>>568845365>>568845365>>568845365wanted to make Dahby OP but too early for it
what time is the derbyi need to set my alarm
>>568845363Later
>>568844203only got a month left
>>568845363*stuffs your mouth with bread*
>>56884543115:40 JST (+9 UTC)in around 9 or 10 hours
>>568845483I want out now.
>>568845573>8:40am>Already 11pm and took 5mg melatoninthis might be rough
>>568845491*cums on your huge ass*
>>568845491>impregnates this umadroid by jamming my carrot into her charging port
Why do I continue playing and financing a game that makes me feel worthless for being a man? I just wanted to feel loved
