Previous >>568866464>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-plannerRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchTODAY IS THE DAYTHE DAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYY
GANBATTE MR SPERM
>>568886329UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Orange
>>568886245lovcen is the bulkiest 3yo uma out there btw
waheyuoooooghhh daaaabbby
Aaron's Rod (Almond Eye's kid) is running in Aorashi Sho nowhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
Light Hello breast sex cleavage sex
>>568886463sir this is not umagrok sir
>>568886439Manager is so lucky...
HagUmanko
>>568886446CAMON GEOCENTRIC FUCK THAT ALMOND EYE SPAWN
>>568886112I've heard legends that there exists a giant orb that shoots lasers and causes humans and umas to produce melanin (the sky nigga-fier)
>>568886504Never used it before actually
rice shower's vagina
>>568886463plentiful ejaculation between Light Hello breastscleavage sex
>>568886373orenji!
>>568886446>>568886543THEY BOTH JOBBED
>grand live isn't even announced yet>/uma/ already lusting over light hello
>nosealso rather firm tokyo keibajou today
>>568886574wait a minute does that mean Amazon is white
~2 hours to DAHBY
>>568886695a russy?
>>568886796Grand Concert*
>>568886446Her Rod spurted too late :(
>>568886761>geocentric lost
>>568886574that sounds like bullshit, hishi is only brown for sex reasons
>>568886796>alreadyThis god forsaken scenario can't end soon enough. And Light Hello has always been pure concentrated sex.
>>568886526Don't fuck with me. There's no reason for a route with less G1s be easier to get higher rank than a route with plenty G1sI'm using a normal 2 spd / 3 wit /1 pwr and still can't max 2 stats. Hell, I couldn't even max SPD in my Mile S/fast learner run. You can't convince this isn't bullshit
>>568886329
>>568886796Forgive me Maya but I must settle down with an uma around my age
>>568886446it's over...
>>568886796Office girls are my fetish.
spurs saved bsaketballuma for this feel?
>>568887029Tosen Jordan definitely like BBC
Banfield son of Orfevre, Grandson of Stay Gold and Grand Grandson of Mejiro McQueen wins the Aoarashi Sho
*glugs with inebriating intent* huehuehuehuehuehue *glugs with wild abandon and glee*
>>568887029oh thank god FUCK OKC
>>568886973Stop posting this maya!
>haven't done a single run in daysyeah maybe 1 hour per run is a little too much
>>568887010>Office girls are my fetish.Fucking based.Bras + see through blouse + pencil skirts + lingerie = god tier
>>568887029
We should have more female jockeys. Not really found of watching male asses. Shocking I know
>>568887024>tail hug
>>568887093uuuh no he didn'tit was #13 not #3
>>568887126
>>568887093It was Sataono Patriot
>>568887024>>568887191Do tail hugs even makes sense? Aren't they basically controlling their hair at this point?
>>568887126No hablo inglés, señor.
how much longer
nigger
Dahby winning umas only from this point on!
>>568887205>>568887276Oops you guys are right, I'm so tired idk whySatono Patriot Grand Grandson of Symboli Kris S won itMy bad
>>568887126Why is her name Inari One and not Inari Two if she has a pair of huge tits huh?
>>568887353Dia wouldn't say and act like this
>>568887287someone post the blast one piece support card event
>>568887094Nishino would NEVER do this
>>568887353Dia would say and act like this
>>568886796she owes me lovey dovey sex for not quitting during MANT
why is Creek like this
I was hoping to spark GW, but I think I'll go with this.Its my second ever SS+.I'll leave the front runner lobbies to King.Condor's job is to win in the End/Late heavy lobbies where Kingu will never activate her ult.
>>568887486
I didn't know Dia felt that way towards black people
>>568887353>nigger
>>568887353most umas would say this
What's so great about the derby?
Theres no uma alive that like umaggers and thats factsource? me
D-Dahby starts in an hour fourty. Ganbatte mister horsies
stop getting yourself banned before the dahby
Goddamn Deep Impact blood is strong
>>568887401Inari Two is real
If Lovcen wins I wont do it
>>568887591NiggerUNDAYOOOOO
Fiore Strada Daughter of Epiphaneia, Granddaughter of Symboli Kris and Cesario, Grand Granddaughter of Special Week and related to Maruzensky wins an allowance race in Kyoto
>>568887701Don't you feel your heart pounding really hard?https://youtu.be/Oj3Byr0ghGI
>>568887728fact checked by real umadols
>>568887126why is onore won so angry
Theres semen in Grass Wonder's umanko.Source? my balls
>>568887918I'm not Irish but that ass is not appealing at all.
>>568887870she's from edo
My preferences in women are as follows:1) Uma musume 2) breathing (optional)
I can't take a single minute more of MANT.I'll just send my TT drones and get my B group CM gibs.
Why are all races today DIRT but there's barely dirt tracks in the game
derby?
>>568888023questionable post
>>568888143they'll implement more later
>>568887693most wouldn't but suzuka, turbo, bakushin, and maruzensky all would
>>568886824Spawn of Digitan, you can do it!
>>568888143>there's barely dirt tracks in the gamethere's one for like every turn
>>568888184looks sloppy
>>568887793what's marche mad aboutshe should be sleeping too, it's late. her wearer's already snoozing
>>568888201Will they be at least non OP>>568888263THEY'RE ALL OP AIIIEEEEEE
>>568888337>THEY'RE ALL OP AIIIEEEEEEyes that is the status of dirt racing in japan
>>568886824who is "go this way" in this? Heart's cry?
>>568888331The puppet doesn't sleep. It most definitely shitpost about the other girls the whole night while Marche sleeps
>>568888376does Cafe have siblings?
danchou please i beg you stop sexually harassing the new recruitsthe club room smells like squid due to the dry semen and the walls are plastered with pictures of the newbies cosplaying as uma musumeplease we need more fans stop ERP'ing in the club chat
>>568888326let the legend come back to life
>>568888565the weak must fear the strong
>>568888326how old is tazuna in this image
>>568888326imagine the umapyoi
Lets see which ones are blessed by Shiraoki. Predict the trifecta box (top 3 in any order). My pick: Lovcen, Realize Sirius, Audacia.
Is there a guide for Sweepy? I don't know what half the settings do and I can't go back to running MANT.
>>568888818Lovcen, Ask Edinburgh, Reichsadler
>>568888818congestus for 3rd
>>568888302sloppy sweaty sex with seiun sky followed by pregnancy and child rearing
>>568888565>please we need more fans stop ERP'ing in the club chatHow the fuck do you even ERP in uma club chats I can barely even string together a complete sentence without Cygames preventing me from posting
>>568886824Cheering for Lovcen because it's a cute name.
remember when the TT threshold was 500k?remember when A+ was the best of the best?remember the last time Special Week agemasen you?remember BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN?
Will I regret not betting on Adelante
>>568886695
>>568888925 (me)forgot image
I looked away for like a split second, was that it?
>>568889208
>>568889040VIGOURSLY sniffing Rice Shower's umanko followed by love dovey sex and pregnancy
>King Kamehameha has fucked Buena Vista FOUR times
>>568888652I need it
and remember, meguro kinen G2 is after the derby!
>>568888652I'm surprised JP doesn't have an april fools event where we can actually train her
>>568889286tact-fusu when
>>568888818Forte Angelo, Reichsadler, Lovcen
>>568889347Do they even have the permission for Minoru
Meisho Hachiro wins the Arf Hai Kumpu Stakes
It's crazy how some people actually think of fucking their bro
>>568889347im sure a saw a screenshot of her in a legends race
>>568889462I'll always remember that one line by a jp player>Transcend is that girl in the class that every boy thinks they're the only one that "gets" her appeal
>>568888652Kinsoku jikou desu.
>>568889462yeah haha crazy haha I would never do somehting like that.............unless...?
>>568889293Rice Shower smells like choco.https://jiggie.fun/aby4Pahttps://jiggie.fun/aby4Pahttps://jiggie.fun/aby4Pa
>>568889462Yeah, everyone knows you never marry your best friend, that's just silly...
>>568889040YOU CANT JUST POST LAISU'S UMANKO LIKE THAT
How many more races before the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY?
>>5688897693 more. DAAAHBY is in an hour
>>568889354fusu
>>568889769currently on paddock of the 10r right before DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>568889084I love boys so fucking much
UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHH DAAAAAAAABIIIIIIII
>>568889804
>>568889912That's jus Kitasan Ace
>>568890007
>>568890017This must go hard with nip women
kingu love and devotion
does oaks count as derby
ikuno..........dictus........................
How long till the dahby?
>>568890196It's the same track the only difference it's that Oaks is a mare race.
>>568890220
DAAAAAHHHHBBYYYYYY
>>568889274Sex with the lucky orange uma
>>568890320
>>568890220feet...........
feet
dahby colts have now entered keibajou
>>568890361
>>568890425
God Espada Grand Grandson of Symboli Kris S wins the Yodo Tokubetsu
>>568890361mackween wants another round of sucking those toes
>>568888818THIS 7 SAYS LOVCEN WILL WIN THE TRIPLE CROWN!!!!!
THIRTY MINUTES THE DAHBY DAHBY DAAAAHHHHHBBBYYYYYY
5 scratch?
can those japs wrap it up and be fast with derbyi want to sleep
Spe chan's big futa cock in Suzuka's mouth
DAHBY DOKO DA
>>568890935The Derby will come. Believe in the plan laid out by Shiraoki-sama
>>568890752nerdy girls with fat cumbersome bazongas...
I was showering with my cat how close is the dahby now?
>>568891121The Derby is in exactly 45 minutes
>>568891095The best Curren.
You do all realize that Oguri Cap is very cute, right? And that she's not (contrary to popular belief here) the face of shitposting and disingenuous cunts, right?
CAM ON GOING TO SKY
FAT FUCK
>I'm on the pill, you can cum inside as much as you want>actually I lied, I'm probably pregnant nowHow would US laws handle this if an Uma did this to you?
holy fudge
>>568891402>Lol a trainer got Uma trapped again >fucking dumbass
>7 last by a DSTfukucks your response?
>>568891506
>>568891506they did their best
>>568891506going straight to hell
PADDOCK
>>568889462Someobe should post the pregnant fornight family pic
NIPPON DAHBY
>>568891402Lying about being on birth control and getting pregnant is not a crime in the USA
>>568891160It's starting now Flipkek
wait when's DAHBY actually starting
>>568891626But what happens to you lawfully if she wants you to take responsibility?
Reigning Grandson of Cesario, Grand Grandson of Special Week and related to Maruzensky wins the IFHA Hai Murasaki Sho
paddock is not when the race starts retards
>>568891214
>>56889165237 minutes
Did the stream go to absolute shit for anyone else?
>>568891402The cops would laugh in your face until you left the station in shame
>>568891693CUTE pantsu
>>568891214I do.
>>568891737yeah, stuttering a lot
>>568890017sirius is for straight women
Front Biwa may not be very good but it's fun to watch her go off when she does
>>568891737yep
>>568891674You have to either marry her, or pay her child support for the rest of your life.
>>568891737It's the stream he's watching, not us.
>>568891674I'm the USA, you cannot be forced by law to take an active role in the child's life if you do not want to, but will have to pay child support
>>568891853link onegai
>>568891701arigatou
>>568891626It may not be a crime but reproductive coercion is taken quite seriously in the US
the klick stream is so laggy for me
are umas called uma in USAor are they called horsesuma is japanese after all
Rice RAPE
>need a cheer king>look up at db>nice there's exactly the one I need>"/uma/">currenfag tooDios mio
>>568892081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En85iaPNXek
>>568892047same, its never been this bad
>>568892081this was cleared up in the song UMA in America where the announcer said japanese umamusume
>>568892081Horses don't exist
pekora, rui, and polka are all streaming for the derbyi dunno if any of them are allowed to restream the race proper thoughwhat's the stream people have been watching for the earlier races?
>>568891402Uma for this feel?
holy shit almost forgot today was DAAAAAAAAAABY dayalso the kickfag's stream is fucking dead
>>568892391John Cygames bet him Ebayan could win the arc - and if he wins we get Deep Impact.
>>568892209Marche is so cute....
>>568891556paceGAWDS eating good tonight
kick stream is at like 72p
THE STREAM IS DEAD WHERE DO I WATCH THE NIPPON DAAAHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYY
>>568892226I found thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OjWlVuZ4KQ
>>568892389ugly Kawakami
Alright /uma/, if your favorite doesn't win, you HAVE TO do a Tickezo run in TB
Rednu’s stream is not laggy like kick
>>568891852Only until the kid is 18>>568891998Yeah you can probably sue over it in civil court but criminal reproductive coercion is primarily centered around and prosecuted from the man's side
>>568892485I'll do a Ticket career even if they do win
>>568892481what did you say, punk?
>>568892475https://youtu.be/Q3hpuEIcNYwUse a VPN
UWAAAAA DAHHHBYYYY
*BANG BANG*>CAM ON LUVCEN*BANG BANG*>WIN SOM FACKIN RACES*BANG BANG*
>>568892489but i don't want to watch a sloptuber..
DAAAHHHHHHBBBBYYYYY
>>568892565get better makeup bitch
What does b01doghos even mean anyway
WHEN IS DARBYYYYYY
AAAA WE CAN'T WATCH THE DAAAHBEEENO DAHBEE FOR US GAIJINS
>>568892691boi dogos?
>>568892691https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001310647/ probably the streamer's favorite horse.
>>568892475It seems to be running fine now
>>568892710Both the triple crown and triple tiara were upon your head the entire time my friend, if only you had the eyes to see
>>568892476That's a very flip name right there
DAAAABIIIIIIIII
>>568892476thanks
just woke upderby link where
Even after so much time, I still don't get why this faggot shit became popular, other than that it attracts porn addicts.
>>568892828nice nimble nav proc
Spe clan will take the derby
Ecoro Bloom wins the Azuchijo StakesDerby in exactly 18 mins
>>568892904The usual and these >>568892476>>568892570 this one needs a JP VPN but it's the most updated
>>568892904it's hidden, there is no way to find it
>>568892938DAHBY
>>568892904https://kick.com/b01doghos>>56889282817 won that race and 17 WILL win the dahby
>>568892959the bo1dog's seems fine now.
>>568892904just check discord bro, i sent it in the general channel
i return home after a long dayi fap to umankoi rest easy
>>568886824THESE ARE YOUR DAHBY HORSES
ITS FUCKING HERE EVERYONE SHUT UP
Japanese Derby in 15 minutes
>>5688929382 is just the effects of no.1
DAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I don't follow keiba. why does everyone think it'll be Lovecen?
>>568893128he won satsuki sho
UOOOOOHHHHHH DAAAAAHBY
>>568893128hopeLESS stakes and satsuki sho winner
>>568893128didn't he win a G1 months ago? enuff to be a favorite
>>568893152>>568893183So it's just the hope for a triple crown?
DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEE
>>568893128He's hopeful
GO GOING TO SKY
UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY
>>568893218that would be cool as hell
>>568893218yes, he is the POTENTIAL
>>5688931282 time G1 winner, got a Race AND Track record in the Satsuki sho
TIME TO DAHHHHH AND BYYYYYYIT'S DAAHHHHHHH BYYYYYYYYY
Kentucky Derby > Japan Dirty Derby >>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>> Japanese Daaaahhbby
>>568893238Nishino Flower is so lucky
READY
Reminder only the luckiest wins the Dahby
Anti-derby niggas lost taurus, twice even
>>568891845that final 2 seconds was terrifying
I hate Lovcen actually I hope he loses
SHUT THE FUCK UP CORNY NIGGANOW WE DAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYY
>>568893128He'll make Lovecen canon in Trecen
Let's win some money
He is here
>>568893332>over half of Nishino's event interactions are with horses that blew loads inside herWhat did cygames mean by this?
DAAAAAAHBYYYYY
>>568893128Deep Impact
>lovecen only has a 3.0he's NEVER winnin the dahby at this rate
DAAAAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYY IN 10 MINUTESPLACE YOUR BETSALL IN LOVCEN EVEN THOUGH I FEEL HE'LL JOB
>>568891402US courts have forced rape victims, including minors raped by adult women, to pay child support.
>>568893347I lost it twice...
>>568889040That's not a fillie hips/butt.
STEADY
come watch the japanese derby with /sp/starts in 10 mins or so, streams in the thread>>>/sp/154905924
Give me a (You) when it starts.
>>568893362Lovcen is our fuarking hero
Umas ought to be super tall.
>>568893128He's a walking umamusume career. Debut -> Hopeless -> Rando G3 -> Satsuki -> Derby. He's gonna win 15 G1s before becoming the second cumming of Deep Impact.
I have keiba fatigue
>>568893445kimoino
>>568893323why are they piping in smoke
*coughs blood*My mile S...
Kitasan is going to geld himself and put an end to the breeding sessions.
>>568893362Gate 17 is pretty bad for him and this track favours end closers
I hope Lovcen wins, only Golshi spawn are allowed to job with style
>>568893408Sky's odds are 7:0 if 7 he wins.
>>568893484Sorry honey, it's time for your daily milking session
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>568893238Torena is so lucky...
>>568893446ok :)
>>568893520Don't spoil it!!!!!!!
>>568893218That's always the hope
>>568893520Cursed post
all in on ask edinburgh
>>568893520KWAB
there will never be another triple crownstop hoping
God that #10 horse is so bulky
hope rides alone
for me it's Realize Sirius
CAM ON AUDACIA YOU CAN DO IT
DAHBY WINNING LIVE?!
SOVL OVERLOAD
kino
>Tokyo Tranny
>mutedkek
He muted it WTF
wtf thought that was a chick till he started singing
WTF IT'S A MAN
This streamer muted the singing. Cringe nigga.
GET TO THE GOOD PART
Let's hope for an upset.
Is this the Japanese national anthem? Come to think of it, I've never heard it before.
5 Minutes
>mutedheh
wtf i thought that was a old woman
The winning live is AFTER the race.
>a troon is singing>mutes the videobased
>the booty blasted SEA fag muted the stream
THE CHINESE FEARS THE SAMURA
>>568893695That's Asia for you
wtf whyd he mute
Lmao
DAHHHHBIIIIIIIII
based japs dabbing on chink restreamers
i'm too drunk and tired to watch dahby. goodnight
DAHBYDAHBYDAHBYDAHBYDAHBYDAHBY
What did I miss
>>568893789It is only 10 minutes. I'm sick and really shouldn't be up this late yet here I am.
>>568893774you just know he's an Oguri main
>>568893837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weU76DGHKU0
which number is lovecen? I can't read
>>568893713what are the numbers under BK for
>>568893686>>568893695>>568893735He's wearing a man's outfit, you know.
DAHBY
>>568886824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVK4qqhbMhA>Sunday SyndicateThe strongest.>Tony's AngelsStill some presence even after all these years and has found success by joining with the Syndicate. >Brian's Bandidos Faded into irrelevancy.
>>568893837horses parading, weird Japanese singing
>>568893774THEY FEAR THE SAMURAI>>568893789IT STARTS IN 3 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK ANON
DAAHHBBBBBBYYYY
What's her name again?
lmao, 1% childhood friend win chance
>>568893920Losing Coupon
Oh that’s cool-I can understand some of this
>odds of marrying your childhood friend: 1%bro why?
daahby
>>56889387617also reminder that this is sirius' final classic before akiten
>>56889387617
>>568893876pls respond
AIR SHAKUR IN TH WWE PREVIEW PACKAGE
>percentage of marrying your childhood friend>1%
>>568893920favored pass
DEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>568893920Dahby Ticket
>>568893920that thing she's gonna grab for me it's the WINNING TICKET
I'm gonna take a nap... wake me up when it starts
FANFARE HAJIMARUYOOOO
>>568893953The point is about beating the odds, anon
>>568893920Chikezo
Japanese Derby STARTING
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>1%
>>568893920Darby Dan
>>568894009wake up
TOKAI TEIO MENTION
no idea what was said about but it was kino
Twinkle star climax???
SOUL
YOSH
>>568893672bro has been there for 2 hours
It's time
>>568893975>>568893981>17doesn't that mean he's fucked
>>568894059Japanese people have a 1% chance to marry and reproduce.
I'll rue the day they upgrade to PS3 graphics
Haha my Air Groove JUST beat Winning Ticket in the derby
GANBATTE HORSIES
>>568894103yes
>>568894009ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOO
CM should be 18 gate
>>568894091Even in a crude drawing I can still tell that that's tonkatsu curry.
>>568894051
>>568894009ANON WAKE UP IT'S DAAHBY TIME
>>568894103It's rigged yeppers. That's why I feel he'll job
>>56889410317 is brian s and bourbon s derby winning gate
I hope a dark horse wins the Dahby and creates a new villain
>>568894103yes, only the strongest front runners would win this. probably not going nige
>>568894156Teio is so uncute.
>2.8 oddshe's not winning this
>>568893987Buena.. lost..
PACE CHASING
OFF THEY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
its over
LOVCEN ALREADY JOBBING
>robuchen not nigeing
UWAAAA DAHBY
5 hit anchor too early
LOVCEN IS SOOOOOO GOING TO GET BLOCKED
ASK EDINBURGH gonna winsave this
#5 got pace promoted fuarked
>>568894254>>568894260>>568894281>front running the derby
HE COULD DO IT
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVCEN
MY FUARKING HERO
SEVENTEEEEEEN
HOLY SHIT
Realize Sirius Gassed out...Why was he pushed to lead so early...
By a nose
LOVCEN DELIVERED
WHO THE FUCJK WON
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO LOVCEN
DID HE DO IT????
PHOTO FINISH
WHO WON
I CAN'T TELL DO THE REPLAY
Rig it
LOVCEN BROS, WE DID IT?
LOVECEN MY HERO
holy shit what a charge from 5, shame he couldn't hold up
DOUBLE CROOOOOOOOOWN
>tilt your head back>losenice race, retards
>>568893408BEAUTIFUL BASTARD DID IT
SHIIIIIIIIIET
I FEEL LIKE I JUST WON CM
>>568894398GAME OF SKILL
DOUBLE CROWN HERE WE GO
HE FUCKING DID ITLOVCEN GOT THE DAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYHOPEFUL STAKES, SATSUKI SHO AND NOW DAHBY
HOLY KINO LOVCEN
Holy fuck. If 5's stride was different he could've stolen it.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S KINO I'M AFRAID
BY A NOSE
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING KINO FINISHI FUCKING LOVE DEEERBYYYYYYY
UWAAAA HE WON
I thought Lovcen was done after that fumble on start. Holy fuck, that hors is legendary.
DOUBLE CROWN LET'S GO LUVCEN
Triple Crown dream continues
>hopeless stakes>satsuki sho>now the derbyHow do we stop Lovcen?
>>568894398LETS GO TIME FOR A NEW TRIPLE CROWN WINNER
KEK WE LOVE YOU LOVEGOATTRIPLE CROWN INCOMING
>lememe almost became a VILLAIN
TRIPLE CROWN SOON
CONGRATS TO LOVCENNNNNN WOWOWOWOW
ROBCHEN BROS
triple crown incoming?
LEGEND IN THE MAKING???
>>568894103yeh I don't think he has the TINIEST CHANCE
LOVCEN WON LEGITIMATELY. UNLIKE KWAB DU NORD
that's some Med S kino shit right there
Late surger bros we won
>>568894182See you at the KKK Sho, Rice Villain.
>>568894473Hope he has a B or lower for Long.
THE STRONGEST???!!!LOVCEN WINS THE JAPANESE DERBY, HE JOINS THE LIKES OF INES FUJIN, WINNING TICKET, VODKA AND MORE
>>568894493We're gonna need a villain for Kikukasho
>gate 17 = winIt's that simple.
CHOOOUUUUUTEN
>>568894169Bourbon won from gate 15 anon
>>568894473Don't worry, a villain will come at the Kikuka Sho
he was slotted at 17 too holy shit I can't beleive it
If they hadn't entered him in that random test G3 we could have witnessed another undefeated 3x crown.
UWAAAAAAAAAA LOVECEN THE DAHBY HORSE
He won da dahby...
>that dead heat finish into 2nd crownUmamusume in the making.
>>568894473He gets KWAB'd at the Long Kikuka Sho
>>568894543Rest now until next year
IF THE OTHER HORSES ARE STRONGER THEN LOVECEN IS THE STRONGEST
>unlike KWAB DU NORD
MR HORSIES DID IT UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAHBYY THEY DID THEIR BEST
CYGEY MAKE THE CALL
>>568894260>>568894281>>568894254>>568894292Apologise right fucking now
post yfw YOU WERE HERE
Reaction from all 3 breads
If Lovcen gets added into the game I hope his uma form will have fat titties
>>568894618Croix du Nord won last year's daaaahby though
>Won Satsuki Sho as a Nige>Won the DAAAAAHBY as a SurgerShit, is he gonna be multi-spec'd in-game?
I BELIEVE IN LOVCEN AND KOHEI MATSUYAMA TRIPLE CROWN DREAM
THATS WHY DA DAHBY IS THE BESTED RACEEEE
>>568894598What would a Lovcen Uma look like?
the uma to real horse racing pipeline is real huh
>>568894473BERE SHIT WILL BE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVERTRUST THE UMA PLANHE WILL STOP LOVEBITCH
>He's got the Secretariat bloodlineOK, I'll root for the Triple Crown win
>>568894650
dahby...... dahbyyyyyyyyyyy......
Wow walking into the hallway from the light is pretty Kino
>>568894719God I need, NEED to put my dick between Tickezo's tits.
Basse Terre almost pulled the end closer kino
>Outer Post Proficiency ◎
>>568894664Isn't /horse/ just straight up a /v/ma colony? Its like 2.5 breads
Lovcen's Pedigree, he's now set to win the Triple Crown if he wins the Kikuka Sho in october
>>568894682depends on what kind of style he'll run the rest of his career probablyif late is just a one-time thing, then i'm guessing a D or C at most for Late, then A for Front and Pacekind of like maya
Imagine if Rice had lived long enough to breed...
Why is the jockey crying?
>>568894664through keibaunity
>>568894542what's going on with 5's jockey just before the end, just trying to push harder?
HOLY FUARK THE TUNNEL LOOKS KINO AFTER THE DAHBY
>>568894647IKNEEL
>>568894769His daring strike procced really early
>>568894769That would have been the biggest upset
>>568894798nigga he won the DAHBYYYYY
SEND LOVCEN TO PARIS NOW
>>568894682He will never have better aptitude than the true shape-shifter
I wanted a roar a the crowd
>>568894598That's not a dead heatA dead heat is an actual tie.
>>568894798We just won THE DAHBY
>>568894791he won hopeful stakes from the back, set a record in the satsuki sho running at the front, and then won the derby from the back. it's safe to say he's great at both and will continue doing both.
>>568894618Croix beat Masquerade Ball and like 3 other duraspawns in the dahby last year
>>568894798DAH
>>568894790
>>568894790ENOUGH WITH SUNDAYMAN
>>568894798won tiara in 2020 (tacto) and now waiting for October to be a historical jockey finally
>>568894723A front/pace/late with speed and guts growth
>>568894790Based Secretariat descendant
>>568894682A G G A
>>568894874After the Spring Tenna Sho I don't think you can call that anything close to a dead heat
WHERE IS THE REENACTMWNT
>>568894798It's THE DHAAAAABYYYYYYYY
>>568894798he knew he was kinda fucked from starting gate 17
>>568894904bro's gonna be busted if he becomes an uma
Normally the announcers aren't super hype but the dude sounded like he was halfway to jumping out of his chair by the end there.
>>568894797If only
>Secretariat and Sundayman pedigree
Okay can we go back to titties now?
>>568894679>>568894927I know I was mocking >>568894518
>>568895007He might be the one... the chosen one...
AND WE STILL DONT HAVE DEEP IMPACT IN UMAMUSUME
>>568895024Winning titties for da DAHBY!
>>568894989The start of a triple crown horse but also having been sent to the 17th gate? Lovecen had everything put against him and yet he did it I don’t blame the jockey for crying
>>568894790I hope he taps into his Secretariat bloodline and gaps the field as a Nige at the Kikuka Sho
>>568894682>>568894791>>568894904Kiseki has A front A late B pace
>>568895007Surely there have been others.
>>568895039And never will
>>568895001Shoulda sucked the cum out of his balls to inseminate at least 1 mare.
so... what now
October we will see the l'arc and kikuka.
>>568895070KANEEKOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminder that Lovcen is from an unpopular and cheap sire
>>568895083Now we can go back to erp
>>568894943Will we see the first jockey to win the Japanese Triple Crown and Triple Tiara?
>>568895024No
>>568895083Now we prep for summer training and come back for the kkk sho
If he wins the triple then he will be fast-tracked into uma so goddamn fast your head will spin.
>>568894682IIRC they weren't planning to nige, it just kinda happened (lucky pace promote?) so they just ran with it.
>>568895083kwab du nord jobbing next month
>>568895083we watch meguro kinen G2 that comes after
This is actually so kino bwos
>>568895120lineages are mostly a memecan't wait to see the kitasan black x almond eye turn out to be a total jobber
>>568895083Back to MANT.
>>568894682Cygays tends to do this funny thing of giving every other non-main style B even if the horse clearly was just as good using emSee the absolute jewery that is Golshi having B in Pace or Oguri a D for End
>>568895083Do your MANT runs
My money... Gone like that...
>>568895138retard
>>568894518>>568895159>being this mindbroken by a yapping hors
>>568895083Wait for the Belmont Stakes next week
>>568895167It's in one hour for some reason, too late
>>568895024ONLY DAHBY WINNERS ALLOWED
>>568895083I am going to blast insane amounts of rope to Tickezo for this
Does Lovecen's owner already have uma in umamusume?
>>568895138lolshow me equinox and contrail
>>568895138Smartie
Ok but what about #18 M's Begin (most expensive uma, Kitasan's kid) that lost his debut race?
>>568895223cute yapper
The dahby was so beautiful….uwooohUwaaaaahhhhhh
>>568895143>if promoted to lucky, all pace skills change to front equivalent to push further>if rushed, all pace skills change skills change to late equivalent to surge
>>568895138He will get added to the game and will never have a banner. But merch will always be on sale.
Final placements
>>568895205yada
>>568895083we get a gf
Final results
>>568894650OK gn bwos
Witnessing the dahby and a kino close race like that. So fucking KINO
>>568895346damn he be "aura farming" as the kids say
>>568895306Is it over for Sirius?
>>568895306 >>568895347I only just realized Bereshit didn't go to the Derby. Tough break Chrono, maybe spend a bit more time smooching and your next kid'll win it.
>>568895331
>>568895347>lememe 2nd
>>568895313Bitch you'll be doing my runs tomorrow morning after my energy recharges.
>>568895246no
>>568895347if I had a racehourse I would name it Nuclear Energy
>>568894818that movement is usually to relieve weight, it could've worked but Lovcen literally flew
>>568895346chat is this aura
bro is actually posting his rape prompt ai slopgrim levels are off the charts
>>568895243
>>568895465So there's a good chance he just says no?
I won’t lie to you bros, the dahby legitimately almost put me to tears. Horses are such beautiful creatures
Can't believe Lovcen did it despite all the odds. His jockey is also did great for the spurt timing
>>568895465>Sexy MargeHomie..........
>>568895429He sadly got injured during training right before it, it's pretty sad I really wanted to see him run it. That said, he might just make it for Kikuka Sho and the distance should be good for him. His mom did end up winning the third tiara so it would be cool if he could do it with the third crown as well
DAHBY REENACTMENT RACE LATE SURGERS ENCOURAGEDGATE 17 BETTER LOCK IN1 UMA ONLY 476509294765092947650929
>>568895507why? most owners are fine with uma, it's just kaneko that is a proven disliker of his horses being in any media
>>568895507there's also a good chance he wants in on the umamusume universe asapnone of the other horses are top tier so maybe they just never had the opportunity to include their umas
>>568895507>literally the only graded horse so far by forestwhy not?
>>568895083Gonna go back to smooching Chrono
>>568895474nuclear energy is already green tho
If losing....?
>>568895507Or he could go to them to show off and brag about his new super winner honse
>>568895478he moved up a ton at the start of the last turn toorip
Oh there's more races? I thought the big one is last
>>568895702g2 actually next
>>568895240Brian is so cool...
>>568895507Lovecen is their only graded race winner iirc
>>568895507look at his horse's records, they're not goodplus they're absolutely all from the last couple years so even if they had been good they probably wouldn't already be in
>>568895635Oguri isn't sexy
>>568895702nope, the last one is the race Admire Terra won last year - Meguro Kinen, in about 50 minutes
>>568895753WRONG
>>568895585Urara....
>>568895753Correct
>>568895451Do not clank please...
>>568895478that eye is full of hope and dream
>>568895702No, it's so people who showed up for the main event can funnel out while people who want to keep watching the horse racing stay.
>>568895753Wrong
>>568895753FALSE
>>568895439she COULD stop me if she wanted to...
>>568895753
>>568895753Nuh uh
What's our next G1 and when?
>best statline I've ever had>no mile s>no turf s>no fast learner>maximum cost curvature>helios didn't resolve>bourbon didn't resolve>still a fuck lot of skills and might be my best scarlet in spite of the fuckeryits an odd feeling
>>568896000why don't you already know what G1s happen in early june?
>>568896000Yasuda Kinen
So was he really the luckiest horse today?
>>568896015kino...
>>568895753She's only sexy if you're into autists.
>>568896000Next week, Yasuda Kinen. Week after that is Takarazuka Kinen
>>568895970Birthday Flight....
>>568896059>gate 17yeah
>>568896015
>>568895901The clanking will continue until autoplay is added.
Rosa Rugosa wins the Shirayuri Stakes
Tacto has her team kouhai now.
>>568896046>>568896054Wait uma musume is real?
>>568896083His first Derby win iirc
>>568896046MANT fucked my usual agenda. I always think of Takarazuka after Dahby/Oaks>>568896071>>568896071Thanks
>>568896000takarazuka and teio sho
>>568896000Yasuda Kinen for my boi GAIA FORCE
>>568895753factual
>>568895126Nobody done it yet? I am not familiar with keiba history but was expecting Take to have done it before.
I forsee another MILKED horse in the future
>>568896000>he doesn't know the entire G1 calendar of a 3 years uma career by heart
rushed my morning shower to watch the derby now my armpits itch
>>568896129Well you only get to enter one time so that makes sense.>>568896153Glad to see I'm not the only one who opts out of the pre-Summer 4 race death march.
>>568896189how are horses real
>>568896083that horse looks cracked damn
>>568896110the default schedule is in fact the current IRL one, more or lessi think there's a couple umas whose careers actually change when or where certain races are due to historical reasons
>>568895347lol, kawada, lememe and take-san all got ownedif only my GOAT Mirco had been allowed to ride... sigh...
>>568896242Because they aren't
>>568896309goofy ass creatures
>>568896083Goddamn that horse is RIPPED
>>568896189I’m gonna get really sad if he doesn’t win there. He has a real chance since Jantar is skipping after being mindbroken in Hong Kong
>>568896341it's just because there was a patch of ice there
Is anyone going for the Dirt Triple Crown though?
>>568896207Apparently noTake's closest Triple Tiara horse is Vega, and it still QEII Cup Route rather than Shuka Sho
>next G2>2 Kitasan spawn >2 Duramente spawn Damn now I don't know who to bet to
>>568896214They're gonna have Kitasan hooked to the fucking Golden Throne if Croix wins the first Spring Triple CrownHe might just be the next Stego with how high quality his spawn are
>>568896389what's the dirt triple crown?
Now is the time for fat umas
Sash celebration
>>568896242We don't know>>568896389Probably eventually. From what I heard Japan is kinda tired of losing dirt races to America since it's what we primarily train on so they've been starting to focus on training some dirt horses.
>>568896419so 2 to root for 2 to root against
I got kinda excited during the kentucky derby but I wasn't really feeling this one for whatever reason.
>>568896041not bad sparks tho. shame you never want her as a parent because of a shit inherited unique but there's lineage potential there.
>>568896347Same, he is actually a pretty strong horse and has even beat Jantar Mantar in a G2 in the past. Hope he can pull it off here, but it's definitely not gonna be easy
>>56889558513/18!!!
>>568896429YUGE umas
>>568896000shilling Stephen Foster Stakes in late June
>>568896527I already glued all my Taurus uma...
>>568896436Rob Chen? Who is Chen and why would you want to rob him?
New kneeling horse after 9R's paddock kek
>>568896207Nah, Take can’t top the himba specialists
>>568896648HE KNEELS
>>568896423>actively jinxing it
>>568896527gonna dox
>>568896389If you are talking about the japanese dirt triple crown then the second leg of it should be in june
World Premiere stocks rising
so what did we learn
>>568896797proc NSM
>>568896648>LOVE GOAT I KNEEL
>>568896797Sometimes the favorite is a favorite for a reason
>>568896214Depends, good race horses aren't always good studs and vise versa.
>>568896745If the Dirt Derby is the second leg, what's the first leg?
>>568896797late surgers are the strongest
>>568896389Golden Tempo skipped Preakness, so no>>568896450japs scheduling their dirt TC close to KYD is a retard move anyway. Their strongest dirt horses like Danon Bourbon and Ebayan will just keep skipping it.
>>568896797I have a gambling problem.
>>568896797Late meta is coming.
>>568896797That Lovcen is /our/horse.We witnessed his Hopeless Steaks, Satsuki Sho, and now DAAAHBY
>>568896854
>>568896854Haneda Hai
>>568896797It feels nice to follow the career of a good horse from the beginning. I hope Lovcen can win the Triple Crown
>>568896849See Oguri and Stay Gold.
>>568896797The kikkuka sho gonna be crazy
>>568896797Uma-tier careers can be real.
>>568896903what happened at the steaks?
>>568896865The American triple crown circuit is so brutal.The second leg is only two weeks after the Kentucky Derby.
>>568896904what the fuck is haneda hai, that's not in the game
>>568896967look when it was made a G1
Nice dahby, later Im heading for the local turf to watch the regional dahby
>>568896953>The second leg is only two weeks after the Kentucky Derby.Was it always like that? Does it mean most owners simply don't care about scoring triple, because horse can die?
>>568896950HOPEFUL
Why do we care about dirt racists now?
>>568896423>We're going to have to deal with SEAs who screech and spam every time a horse in an allowance race has a Kitasan Black ancestry because they're going to make him into the next Sunday Silencejesus christ how horrifying
>>568897054is this needed for feng shui
>>568896942Eh, unless Bereshit revives and decides he's gonna be a super stayer, kikuka sho will likely be the easiest crown for Lovcen
>>568897054Young children love this
>>568897069>using バ instead of the uma kanjibaka
>>568897101GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SLAP YOURSELF FIFTY TIMES FOR YOUR WORDSSPEAK NOT A WORD MORE OF THIS UNTIL THE RACE IS DONE.
>>568896942Not really, the only real competition, unless there are late blooming sleeper stayers this generation, is Bereshit and that's if Bereshit decides he wants to be a stayer whenever he comes back.
Peak
>>568897310>>568897310>>568897310
>>568897060SEA, actually most people, don't seem to realize not only how good of a sire Sunday Man was but how lucky he, and Northern Farms + the Shadai, where when they bought him. If he came 10 years earlier or 10 years later he wouldn't have been as successful, would have still probably made a parent line but him coming right at the beginning of the 90's was perfect for him and his children.
>>568897192too late bwo I'm already selling Kikuka sho sashes with Lovcen's name on them
>>568897054i love this (i used to be a young children)
