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just realized my lucky fast learner ace run yesterday was using the wrong legacyno wonder it was underpowered
Why don't we all pool our resources and get an /uma/ horse and start racing?
Digitan LOVE
holy shit bros look at the day of the week we're athttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
Bue...
Who are you rooting for this Takarazuka Kinen?
>>568897402real horses smell
pick one
>>568897410actually today is extra marvelous
>>568897402a real horse, a good kitasan black foal, is very very expensive
>4 out of 7 bets wonToday is a good day
https://jiggie.fun/fiftyhttps://jiggie.fun/fiftyhttps://jiggie.fun/fifty
>>568897402I’ll put 1k down for an /uma/ horse
>>568897434Croix or TabaruI want to see history
>>568897402Where's Blackrock-jiisan when you need him?
>>568897035Pretty much. What's the point of going for Triple when there's a high chance of having an injured horse.
evil fusu
>>568897514I would contribute $45
>>568897434CdN deserves the triple crown but I'm rooting for Regaleira anyways
>>568897517I'm rooting against them to counter jinx
>>568897483amazing coincidence, marvelous even
>>568897402Should have bought that 1.6b yen foal they were selling earlier retards
>>568897402Haha imagine if we got an /uma/ horse to win a triple crown
Happy Birthday Marvy!
>>568897402I don't care if they do poorly, I'd always bet on them
36646323CM15 testing
>>568897419I think I can get good mileage out of this pic in /a/ romcom threads.
Why do they stick their tongue out?
>>568897747they are feeling silly
bumping the DAHBY REENACTMENTlate surgers encouraged!14/1847650929
>>568897402we could buy a syndicate horse for much cheaper
>>568897747It's instinctive for hiveless horses to taste the air periodically in order to passively search for any nearby Horse Queens
i would rather just spend my money on carats
As a celebration of the DAHBY I'm going to impregnate Taishin while Tickezo watches and cheers me on.
>>568897493Ironic since Kita was relatively cheap for a race horse, only 3 million Yen. Actually, a lot of the best race horses throughout history where relatively cheap or overlooked. Heck Northern Dancer was offered up for cheap, only 25000 CAD, and he still went unsold because no one believed in him as a race horse.
>>568897818i can't believe you're not counting urara and someone else
ANYONE ELSE GETTING CONNECTION ERRORSLET ME IN CYGAYMES
>>568897931GANBATTE MR SPERM
>>568897419
LEVEL YOUR TICKET TO MAX POTENTIAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW IF IT'S NOT
I actually feel upset that Lovcen won, am I just a retarded contrarian?
>>568897698C-can one more person join...Please...
Smart Weiss wins the Togetsukyo Stakes
>>568898053yes
We fucked
>>568898053That depends, who were your rooting for?
>>56889781817/18!!!one more anon!
>>568897818were full
>>568898053a bitlovecen was basically a guaranteed win, it takes a good fucking horse to threaten that throne
>>568897419buebuebue.....
>>568897310Hello, Good morning /uma/dacchisToday is a marvelous marvelous sunday.We will commence the Marvelous Sunday Derby in 12 hours. (Sponsored by Satono Incorporated Resorts and Hotels)This week's special race: DAHBYYYYYThank you for your attention. Have a good day.Happy Marvelous Sunday Birthday.
>>568898093it's over...>>568898107no one I just don't want him to win
>>568898053You're probably just upset at the mass of SEA people and retarded westerners that where spamming Lovcen after he won the Satsuki Sho and will continue to spam Lovcen disregarding every other horse this generation because Lovcen is all they know because they're not actually into Keiba or only surface level at best.
>>568898016is she going to beat me up
>>568897818>>568898109>>568898137DERBY REENACTMENTSTARTTTINGGGGGG
>>568898137the two people in the room who set their uma to Derby Dreamer, i appreciate you
Now make your predictions for Meguro Kinen
>>568897698Natie from downtown??!37932123
>>568898312fucking hell Mirage Knight is one of the coolest horse names ever
lovcen closing the gap at the last meters was absolutely kino, can't hate the horse for it
>Ticket dueled with the UG spechud Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>568898179I bet you get mad when people spam Wembanyama too. It's not weird that people talk about the most exceptional horse in recent memory
>>568898312>Born This Waynice name
>>568898312Danon Cima #1Ask Sexy More top 3I put 100 yen on each
>>568898376also with the relative softness of tokyo turf sinking his fat 522kg ass slightly
>>568898356hm sounds like... ah yeah
>>568898278>17th is the glue Haru
>>568898179/uma/ was pro-Lovcen after he won Hopeless.
>>568898385>why the fuck is he shaped like that7'5????huh????FRENCH????
>>568898239Are you going to marry her?
>>568898278unique fired after the goal inwe'll get'm next time
>>568898312>Ask Sexy More
>>568898278AND OUR WINNERS IS...MARUZENSKY!!!everyone, thanks for joining!
wahey
foreign horse called maruzensky at the derby?disqualify her right now
>>568898431No...
>>568898517>doesn't count
>>568898494Wemby to Chet is like Orfevre to Shion
>>568898494>frenchroruhe's not from earth, bwo
>>568898332Gah... I am alone...in the dark... I am alone...in...darkness...
Admire Terra jumpscare
>>5688985173 FRONTS
>>568898595Fuck you! My daughter is a jobber but she is not a flopping Abraham Lincoln looking motherfucker!
>>568898494>french
Why do Uma not have ass?
>>568898517seeing the entire set of golshi uniques all go off at once is kinda terrifying
>>568897818No rod?Just nimble nav and redshift on the lobby
>>568898053You can root for a villain in the Kikuka sho, Sirius is still a really really good horse he just fought a losing battle today by trying to set the pace.Bereshit could come back too.
>>568898694Japanese characters
>>568898595chet isn't even close to being as likeable as shionif anything, it's probablyorfe = stephshion = dame
>>568898517>frontchuds keep on winning
>>568898385>Googles>NogballOpinion entirely disregarded, also saying that Lovcen is the most exceptional horse in recent memory is highly fucking retarded. I wish he'd win the triple crown, we need another one after Contrail, but at current moment calling Lovcen the most exceptional horse in recent memory when he hasn't even hit his senior year yet is peak delusion. How recent are we talking anyways? The past 5 years?>>568898458I'm not talking about /uma/ because people here largely actually follow horse racing. I am talking about virtually everywhere else outside of 4chan. 99% of people outside of 4chan who are now talking about Lovcen didn't even know he existed until after the Satsuki Sho and sure as hell don't follow Keiba. They are just in it for the grift.
>>568898494This is the natural result of 80 years of the nba omitting height limit rules. No one thought that you could be nearly 8 feet tall and also freakishly talented at basketball
>>568898641OH MY GOD A GIANT HORSE
>>568898830w-wao
>>568898694Japanese franchise
damn sunday racing once again
>>568898830delete
>>568898830delete this right now
when is the Kikuka Sho?
>>568898830did this shit once and when I was done it ripped an excessive amount of tithair out and it was like my skin was being torn off
I won $200 betting on Lovcen and I'm going to order a family meal for myself to celebrateMexican or Korean?
>>568898830This must feel nice.
Feiern Kranz wins the Meguro Kinen
KITASAN LOST
I have now purged all Unity Cup veterans from my Team Trials teams.
>>568898830
>>568898830laisu is NOT like that! she's a badass hero!
>>568898830The nipples are covered, you're on really thin ice
>>568898416kitabros...
DURAMENTE STRIKES ONCE AGAIN
>>568898906Evens is Mexican, Odds is Korean
>>568898902october
>>568898830SEX
>>568898978por que no los dos, mf
>>568898965He died too early...
>>568898910only another four years to wait for aruvui think duramente is a bunch sooner
rice shower is a whiny crybaby loser.
>>568899007Rice Shower is a kind girl who wants to make everyone smile.
>>568898926Now you gotta do the same thing in 2 months
>>568899007you're just pissed she wipes the floor with your favorite uma
THE WINNER
>>568898910Heart's Cry mentioned
>>568899074fat fuck
>>568898909But she has barely any meat on her chest
>>568898710>>568898517>>568897818Maruzesnky stats and skills for the interested
>5 winning bets out of 8Thank for the fun watchalongs bwo
>>568899220Yeah, 1000 wit is too much
>>568899082Sorry, this thread is for Dahby winners only...
>>568899219FUCK YES!
All races for today are done, as always thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better. Can't lie I felt emotional seeing the derby and Lovcen, may he and every horse stay healthy for the future, Yasuda Kinen next week I hope I can see you all here
>>568898689In France all the best athletes have a white mother and a black father
>>568899276This girl wants to be Poppi QT so bad
>>568899304Did not watch any of it but I was here!
>>568899304>next timeI thought the Derby was a once-in-a-lifetime thing
>>568899509there are more races other than the derby
>>568899554say that to Tickezo
>>568899442You're appreciated!>>568899509While it's true the triple crown and tiara are exclusive for 3 year olds, this generation is strong and I'm sure they'll shine brighter the more they keep growing
>>568899589I'd never soil my presence with that retard
>>568899589she just needs to develop her muteki na hyper mind
>>568899681rude
I fell asleep and missed the Derby. Fuck my life.
Who is the lewdest Uma?
>>568899730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFhlw1gOGo8
>>568898167looking forward to it!!!
>>568899745Smart Falcon aka Spread Eagle as she's known in other circles
Look at these pipqueaks
>>568899745
>>568899745Curren
>>568899952I HATE CURREN
>>568899886Todd Howard isn't lewd
>>568899952Curren HATE
>>568897459Creek is cuteTama is funnyOguri is just a fat autist, who would choose her?
>>568897459Tama is so cool...
>>568899920
>daiwa scarlet love bananas the same way biwa hayahide did, this however did not get adapted in her uma musume versionThoughts?
>>568900378oh yeah she love bananas........... trainer's banana
Feel bad for Sirius (image Sirius not related)
>>568900378I need a scene of daiwa scarlet and biwa just eating bananas together.
>godlike first inspo with 120 power inherited from blues and race sparks, med S and ingited wit>fast learner hat in an early shop>proceed to get absolutely fucked in rainbow training rng leading to not maxing speed, mediocre wit, and being very understammedAlright, thats enough uma for today
>>568900378>>568900423........oddly hat makes sense
I'll be in Kyoto for a week, any of you umaggers know if its worth stopping by the Kyoto racecourse? Do they sell those little not-uma horse plushes there?
>>568899830how many fans?
That's why you can't easily just pay-to-win your way into winning the derby.This guy was the most expensive horse ever sold in Japan, whopping 649 million yen, which is more than twice the derby 1st place money! Son of Kitasan Black. A lot of his kids are overpriced to hell.
I hope Lovecen have enough clocks for KKK sho bwos
>finally reaching the same stat lines as anons itt>also have more skills in umas comapred to before>still stuck in S+Idk how to reach SS ngl
>Completely forgot and wasn't able to watch the Derby liveFfuuu-->Wasn't able to witness a double crown victory liveFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>56890077335+ races per career (every one of them rival) should get you there, assuming you're at 50rb or higher
>>568900763>A lot of his kids are overpriced to hell.I mean when you have fucking Equinox and Croix in your progeny that tends to happen>>568900838You missed peak anon, you missed genuine peak
>>568900838Well, at least you can take solace in this 7.
>>568900675I would tell you to get fucked for being a frontfag but Bourbon is one of the two fronts I tolerate.
>>568900760no way fag
>>568900847my careers average at 35 to 37 races>rivalfuck? sometimes g2s and 3 don't have rivales in them, that's a minus on rank?
>>568900838will this start your villain arc and turn you into our next schizo
>>568900926I also dont really care for fronts but bourbon is so sex that I plan on running her solo front for cm15. I dont care if she loses if I dont get matched against other fronts, she's there for sex appeal
>>568900989lewd girl
I like fapping to Mayano and Urara
>>568900942You should only really ever be racing against rivals. Rival races come with hints for skills AND a high chance to add new items to the shop. If it's not a rival race, you probably want to be training unless the shop is packed with so many good items that they'll go away before you can buy them all if you don't race immediately.
>>568900942It's -5 stats for each that don't have it. Depends on how many you miss but I don't think it will make or break your careerit's really all down to getting hints and good rainbows on days without G1s
>>568900987TRAINER NOYOU'RE AWAKENING SOMETHING IN YOUNG BOYS WHO WATCH THE RACESYOU'RE FEEDING THEM INTO TRACEN'S TRAPAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568899074are they going to make him a fat fuck
>>568900773hit 32+ races (without the 3 end races included), have 50+ race bonus from cards, get empowering mics and training weights for summer, ignore g3s/g2s when you have a great training turn, and finally pray to rngesus for stat scrolls for the stats you aren't actively training + energy items
>>568901015They are both daughterinos though
>>568901060Good I say
the chiyonotes have been updated
any danchous here have a good fan farming deck?
>>568900989h-how is that related to running miles?
>>568901015They are...children...
>>568900989Hey it's the artist that retards called slop
>>568901015Do you play the song?
>>568901163Whoops, sorry.I just deleted them.
>month is endingso any clubs I can join? I may be ready to go back from my 3 week hiatus and hopefully collect some carots that I truly deserve this is a joke by the way I will not leech the clubs from this place so don't actually reply with your clubs
>>568900989I wish I saved that video of her from twitter backing her ass up into the camera
>>568901241Racking up miles inside her milemanko
>game is corrupted and i have to redownload the entire thing from cygaymes dogshit slow servers again
>>568898494I HATE THIS FRENCHHE TRAUMATIZED OUR GUY CHET
>>568901371I'm gonna touch Mirako's tender fleshy tail. Run my finger along its length. and then her ass is going in the POOL. It's time for swim training!
CF bro...
>>568901536Based.
Inari's good ending was so sweet. Glad I pulled her now and didnt wait for her alt
>>568901607so would you say she prefers cock or vagina? I know an anon who really wanted to know the answer to that question
>>568901258Out of 10
>>568900941Be straight
Enough.Narita Brian.
>>568897402>pool resources to get an uma>actually buy an horse>call it "DAHBY">they actually win the Japanese DerbyIt would be so kino
>>568901435Deserved
>>568901695Shut up retard.
>>568901764no one asked though
>>568901505Still wife....dyoko
Why is this allowed in TracenMy dick is hard
>>568901435Chet is not "our guy"
I'm kind of glad Lovcen got the second crown even if he wasn't what I was rooting for.
Still a Silly
>>568901764Narita Brine
Enjoy Grass Wonder
>>568901906He's part of the tribe so he's OUR GUY
>>568901903this is allowed in Tracen because your dick is allowed in her umanko
>>568901764
>>568901903>trainer dick hard>trainer happy>trainer trains the trainee better because of his good mood>trainee happy>trainee winsIt's all part of their keikaku (which mean plan in japanese)
>>568901954>5k likesGrass Tore really have some fans
Spe would make an example of Wemby or French umas
I NEED SUPERSKIP
Umas who don't cover up their ears are sluts.Uncovered ears are only for your beloved.
>>568901838>brian's jannetty
>>568901764>>568901979>>568902021
>>568902083So true.
>>568902083why do they cover up their ears anyway ningens don't do that
>>568902083>>568902129
>>568901965Explain.
ramonu would let you hit if you begged really hard
>>568902175sexy
>>568902098Maya is the Michaels between the two if you ask me
>>568902217and I would get on my fucking hands and knees for her too
>>568897402let's save /ourguy/ gaslight dancer from getting glued irl he's probably really cheap
Say something nice about my wife (stallion)!
I like how Maruzensky respects her trainer's boundary and doesn't crash or invade his privacy like most umas
>>568902404I was about to post that image wtfSex with flatties
>>568901552No one in this general has a childhood friend. In what fucking economy can you afford to live in the same suburban neighborhood for 20+ years? not this one
>>568902217i would beg really hard unironically
>>568902404Tiny clit
>>568902129Casual umas are the best and cutest >>568902156Because loud noises can startle a horse (or uma) and these ear socks muffle the outside noises.
>>568902404>>568902462>Slopkill yourselves immediately
>>568902404>>568902462evil horse
>>568902465I live in bumfuck out of nowhere and not in urban areas though my childhood friends are in another town, I don't keep contacts with them though
>>568902404>>568902462*mogs*
>>568902465I doshe got pregnant at 17tho i dodged a major bullet
>>568902465Does going to the same highschool as a girl I went to kindergarten with count?
Croix WILL win the Takarazuka KinenThere WILL be a spring triple crown winnerKitasan WILL be quivering in his legs and nutsacks
>>568902635yee, if you were friends since kindergarten
Good morning bros
>>568902404
>Maruzen and CB are the same age>Maruzen gets tightcast as the grandma>CB is permanently shifting between Mania and HypomaniaWeird character decisions honestly
I married my childhood friend thoYour life experiences doesn't invalidate mine
>>568902404Seiun Sky should wear this
>>568902217*joins hands in prayer* PLEASE PAIZURI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE *kneels so hard head craters into the floor* JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>568902681Sup
>glue 5 different mant runs because umas jobbed at Asahi Hai/Hanshin JF>stressed>run URA curren>break her legs before before debut>"I'll only hate you if you don't get better">date to get mood up for debut>abuse in training until she breaks her legs>force her to study while fatigued>break her legs one final time>get caratsi feel oddly satisfied
>>568902684they're 6 years apart, that's about the difference between rudolf and teio
>>568902684CB is just meant to be an eccentric winner typeyou can do whatever the fuck you want with a triple crown
Not gonna attend the race today swissbrodon't wanna risk the potential schizo weather today and get sick
>>568902684maruzensky is a hag-coded name
>>568902673you ever see a horse nut beforethat shits awesome its like the balls are groaning, the whole horse is shiveringand the smell, man, they have those horses breeding on the stock for hours out of the day, what I'd do to clean that sweaty, comically large donut out with my fucking face bro--
We like fat horses here
>>568902815
>>568902465I've been in roughly the same town (now a city due to population growth but is technically part of the suburbia of the capital of the state) since I was a kid, and I would only see people in school and nowhere else. 5 years is about the longest I can go before I have an extreme manic episode and go scorched earth and restart my entire social circle even if I could hold onto acquaintanceships anyway so it doesn't matter
>>568902906well, you can't just say all that and not post a video about it
>>568902906
>>568902906You've viscerally upset me and I am going to bed.
>>568902815>>568902930Good wives do this
>>568902572her skin is literally melting off
>
>>568902859Understandable, Im gonna ditch too. A thunder warning and 80/90% chance of rain/thunder during the main race is enough for me to back off as well.
Nishino wouldn't act like that
>>568903091
>>568902906but why the SMELL with you peoplehave you ever been in a barn in your entire life? It smells like SHIT, literal SHIT, fucking heaps of feces and dead skin. Why does this turn you on, its obscenity. Leave the Horses alone, theyre just giant cats you freak
bruh
>>568903225They are giant dogs actually
She would do this, knowing that its making her trainer feel lust
Why do I see so many retards running Wedding Curren when her kit is completely useless for mile? At least base Curren's ult can actually do something
>>568903416
>>568902859>>568902883Wish I had seen this earlier, because I'm nearly there. I'll take some photos for you guys.
>>568902790Good morning!
>>568903480I love when they do that pose
>>568903537
>>568903480Falco looks so retarded
>>568903416Have you forgotten what kind of game this is?
>>568903493I already wasn't sure a few days ago looking at the weather prediction and I was kind of hoping that it would become better, but reading today that there is a warning for thunderstorms I was like, not gonna risk it. Hope you got an umbrella with you
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>568903613Curren has stinky and sticky armpits
>>568903678Up your ass.
>>568903674Ama wife...
>>568903613who bounces like this?
>>568903678She is so cute and good
>>568903678Bakushin mating press
>>568903710That's not very dashing to the finish of you
>>568903613we all bounce like this
>>568903767
This is your fated partner.Thoughts?
>>568903623
>>568903678>failing a 17% rainbow speed training in early classic januaryfuck you
>>568903929My soul mate can't be a boy...
>>568903929I only train dirt fronts
She's a girl
>>568903929Probably true but I wish it was Brian instead.
I need STEAMY EDO UMANKO
>>568904281
Seiun Sky is ugly.
>>568904186
No she's not
>>568904304She is sniffing for her bossu. There is no escaping an uma...
>>568904206Edo isn't REAL
>>568904304of course this is the first thing I open here after gooning
Seiun Sky is forever trained by VF.
hi bros, i need some advice for upcoming cm. i have some leftover sp and debating which one to get. it's either probably double greens or left handed + playtimes over
>>568904412YES IT IS!
Tamanko
>>568904478definitely LH + playtime's over, power is not critical this CM
>>568904478get PTO and left handed
>>5689041860:23 for the niggas with petrification fetish
>>568904541>>568904551my bros never let me down, thanks bros
>>568904501point it at the map then, the latest map
>>568903658Rain or shine, we march on! Gambatte, horsies!
>>568904684She's so cute. I can just imagine how happy I would be with an uma wife like this.
>>568904401Do umas canonically have better sense of smell?
>>568904709Now that your there, I kinda feel bad for notgoing too. I should be there in 90min
>>568904909Is Ruby for (Me)?
>>568904709 looks so nicemy track is plastered with betting ads
>>568904947Yes but unfortunately you are not for (Her)
>>568905030
>>568905060Apparently most of Ruby's career is (You) constantly doubting yourself as a trainer and wondering whether or not you should just let her be trained by someone more worthy
>>568903225barns smell amazing, particularly barns in good order. Especially horse barns. What are you talking about, crazy
>>568904709looks lovelyI'm going to the british epsom derby next weekend, can't wait
CM14 status?
>lovcen vs ebayan at arima is an actual possibility nownyo........
HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY WIFE
>>568905203whatever happens, happens
>>568905203vb, smaru and a cheerleader front that has speed eater
>>568903678sorry I'm playing poe2
>>568905250fat fuck hiding chocolates in her thighs
is running triple End retarded
>>568905305Why would it be retarded
>>568905282same except I got 2 decent aces ready before the update dropped
>>568905142That's sad... Do you know if we get to go back to seeing trainee stories in the future careers, or do we have to go back to URA/Unity to see them?
>>5689052509 months
>>568905305yesthey're fucking over each other and it becomes really really bad if there are even more endclosers in the lobby
>>568905360I have 2 okay fronts... I made a shitty pace chaser as my last ace to maybe cheese it
>>568905305probably one of the better strat because ends usually don't care about position unless you're using inherited late ults
>>568905343if even 1 or 2 backliners are in the lobby someone is gonna lose their cheer halo accel
>>568905203Still waiting for that mile S for my endy kingu
>>568902465I used to have a childhood friendWe watched anime vhs tapes together at her homeThen I moved to another city and never saw her ever again
>>568905203Fucked.
>>568905385it's just mant where they're disabled
>>568905385MANT is one off I thinkwhich is good because it's a fucking terrible way to make a mode
>>568905406Yeah but the more ends you run, the more 'chances' you have at getting an ace with cheer halo's accel
>>568905389i dunno who i would run Pace instead, either Pasa Plancha gamble or Oguri memesI cant decide who to peel off between Taishin (meta), Tama (first time running her) and Cheer Halo (sentimental pick)
I have not made any acesI will completely ignore round 1I will still make it to graded group B finals because the average player is worse than me
>>568904826The main race hasn't even started and there are plenty of covered areas in case it rains. I'll keep an eye on the thread for when you get here.
>>568904794Better sense of smell and hearing I believe. The new JP welrare kinda spells it more out
>>568905203hit mile A and fast learner on cafe which is good enough for me
https://x.com/137Force/status/2060784992427581721I have an URGENT soundpost request
>>568905594Cool, Im heading for the food stalls first anyway. I had no lunchm Yeah I checked the schedule the aargau derby is quite late today.I'll let ya know when Im there
>>568905387HOW LONG IT IS 9 MONTHS?
>>568905060Crying Creek is extra cute
bear shit will make a cum back and steal the last crown trust the chrono plan
>>568905582bro there is literally nothing to do are you just not plaing the game?This CM will have the most stacked competition of any CM not for any actual real reason except WE HAVE AN ENTIRE MONTH TO PREP FOR IT WITH NOTHING ELSE TO DOholy FUCK the game needs to accelerate harder I want a CM every 1.5 weeks and I want aonons like this to drown
>>568905815>drownI will continue to do the bare minimum and still make it to group B finals.
bwos, what the fuck did i do to curse my game?literally all of my runs had my umas jobbing g2/g3 races as the no. 1 fave, good speed/stam/power/wit. no, i'm not clocking, i already have less than 100 left. then, for the g1s, i akways end up jobbing the last race for each of the important epithetsif it's not that, it would be my support cards not lining up at the right trainings, leavi g me a powerlet and thus glueing them before make debuti'm going insane. i'm sure no one else in this thread has gone through such a week-long slump as me
i'll be like conan after escaping the wheel once tMANT ENDS
>>568906054you'll be eating your words once the GL rng hits
>>568906093There's nothing random about Girl Love. It's just a matter of chemistry
>dude just race more lmao
MANT ending will feel like Goku taking off the weighted clothing
>>568906146IMAGINE the inheritance score for parents though....
>>568906147that looks so unnatural lol
>>568897402>Game finally cracked>Haha time to ride vintage cars and shit>Horse riding and cleaning up horse dungDoes anyone here even want to smell horse dung. I bet yall just want to fuck horse pussy
>>568906147Skirt is so short.
>>568906182You're right, anyone wanna borrow this cracked grandparent?
>>568906263isn't horseshit just grass and hay? can't be that bad
>>568903146Can someone post the pregnant fillies thanks
>>568906263How do people even actually do stablework anywayI feel like you work in a stable long enough the poop smell will like be lodged in your pores and hair follicles to the point scrubbing and shampoo wont even get it out
>>568906323no there's also all the chicken carcasses
>>568906251>cosplay whores used to at least have SOME effort in using photoshop to make their thigh gap bigger or their boobs bigger (or pay someone)>Now they just slap a selfie into a GPT of choice and say "turn me into a once peice character"
>>568906351How do you draw up a character that's a dancing jester but also ready to fuck someone up at all times like her dadLike Shaco from LoL or Kefka?
https://x.com/i/status/2060907540398100980
Kitahara is so lucky.
>>568906351
>>568906263I used to have chickens as a kid, and I like that sort of smell
>>568905647I'm hoping this works, I've used Claude to automate this shit, where I just dump the video and it does the whole process for me.
>>568905242>Arima Kinen with Lovcen (as a classic triple crown winner) vs Ebayan (as a L'arc winner) vs Croix (as a senior spring triple crown winner) is actually possibleMight be a contender for race of the decade...>>568905250The chocolate's gonna get soft and decrystallize in there...
>>568906553>I've used Claude to automate this shit, where I just dump the video and it does the whole process for me.
>>568906486
kitahara also fucked daiwa
>>568906553holy KINOThe fuku soundpost finally has a competitor for potential best uma soundpostwait using claude to make soundposts is kinda awesome
Today is the most marvelous Sunday of them all!
>>568906627Too many times human error has fucked up my soundposts, not anymore. I can get Sweepy to handle it now.
>>568906665and buena
>sweepy making you cheat in uma musumecringe>sweepy making soundposts for youBASED
>>568906604They already announced they’re not doing the L’Arc path for Ebayan bwo
>>568906674Yah, it's pretty cool. It does the whole extract mp3, upload to Catbox, encode and rename and also the convert to keep it under 4mb in a python script. The future is now.
>>568906746wtf give me the source anon
>>568906879Ai-chan did it
>>568906867I don't think it's very futuristic that 4chan won't let us upload videos with sound in them in the first place. It seems rather pastical to me
>>568906879there's nothing there
>>568906746Not only can you not post that, you should feel disgust for having saved it
ESL hours
>Sugar Kun (half-brother of Kitasan, his father is Duramente) is in
>>568906839>They already announced they’re not doing the L’Arc path for Ebayan bwoWhere'd they announce it? Is he going back to the breeders cup again then?
>>568907047do horses get jet lag
>>568905203Best of luck to my Team Trial girls!
>>568906965@umagrok what does pastical mean
>>568906965Ah yeah, the fact that we have to do all that in the first place is lame.
>>568907131Goldshi is kind of cute there
>>568906839no, they didn't? He is still entered into L'Arc, they just skipped that british race in june
>>568907196No she isn't.
Offline uma mob musume spin off game when?
>>568907082Anything that has a circadian rhythm should, probably part of what makes travelling stressful to horses
>only 2 (two) SSR in deck>none finish the chainwhat the FUCK
>>568906965even my vtuber forum lets sound mp4s in...
>>568907196whatever you say, golshi
>>568907295cute fat ass
WAIT I DIDNT DO A CAREER TODAYI WAS LITERALLY DOING ROOMS AND SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOTAHHHH THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID THAT
>>568907432chill dude there's over 4 hours left
>>568907432anon is so confused by not doing a run he doesn't even realise reset isn't for another 4 hours...
>>568907365>>568907251Yes she is cute!t. not Goldshi
>>568907432So you'll do a MANT run!?!?!?!!?
>>568907475ITS 3:49 MAN I GOTTA SLEEP IM AN OLD ASS MAN
>>568907047https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=330955>>568907212They were literally going to use that race as a test run to see how Ebayan adjusts and races on turf because you can't just drop a horse onto a ground they never ran on without any preparation. So the fact that they pulled out shows the high probability they're not doing L'Arc anymore.Also, horses get entered and signed up for races all of the time. It doesn't mean anything until the actual final sign-off is confirmed.
>>568907432bricked...
I masturbated 8 times to Mirako tonight.....
>>568907559>start Oguri career>don't race after the debut race>career is complete for the day
>>568907697jesus christ shut up and fuck off
>>568907145Synonym of pastational and pasticular
stop posting fat fucks or cats
>>568907626>high probabilitySo they didn't pull out
gooned too hard the last two days and now i cant get it up
>>568900103BASED LAISU
>>568907743
>>568907791don't think there was a week where I didn't touch my willy, am I cooked chat?
>>568907847as long as you dont overdo it, daily masturbation is normal and healthy
Cyge needs to give me superskip and auto career to make up for forcing us to go through MANT nearly raw
>>568907847Nah it's fine, you should masturbate as much as possible, nothing wrong with feeling goodPuritan retards ruined the lives of many teenagers already, no reason to subject yourself to that out of your own volition
>>568907767
>>568907847for me it's either I don't fap or I do it at least 3 times a day
>>568907912el sexo pasa...
>>568907787Anon, they are PRELIMINARY registrations. Again, owners do it all the time where their horses up for big races but don't intend to go. We see that for the Breeders' Cup and the Middle Eastern Cups all the time.It even literally states in that article they were going to use that race as a stepping stone to prep him for L'Arc. If they've pulled out of that race, what makes you think they're going to drop him into the L'Arc as his first ever Turf race.
>>568908106anon? his prep race for L'Arc is Irish Champion StakesIt's even in the same article you linked
is toreina part of the 1% buebue bros?
>Skin Outbreak>no healing items>decide to go infirmary because the run is so good i cannot fuck it up>fails the healing
>>568908291been thereit's gonna also fail the next time you go the the infirmary too.
SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>568907389
>>568908275she'll make it happen
>>568908350she healed fortunately the second timeit happened to me too something like that before btw.... it was horrible
>fattest fuck winner of the dahby in 45 yearswill they make lovecen FAT too
Rape umas
>>568908450With huge knockers too
>>568908480Umas can't be raped.
>>568907997Who’s this Uma?
>>568908515Explain this
>>568908585That's loving umapyoi between trainer and trainee.
>>568908585Thats consentual umaypoi with your spic wife
>>568908582Just an ordinary Uma not worthy of attentionNPC Umas are more interesting
>>568905815it was a month for 2 cms retardgwo
you have THREE years to prep for next cm bwos, no excuses!
i member when /uma/ was shocked when lovecen won the copeful stakes out of nowhere good times good times..
>>568908665You just want Hishi Miracle for yourself. I know your tricks
>>568908753literally everyone who wins hopeless wins out of nowherethats like the point
/uma/...
>>568909067Im just doing 1 career a day and club rewards tomorrow. Busy cleaning up my cracked denuvo backlogsIm now a jockey wtf I was expecting car racing.
>>568909067yes?
>>568905594I have arrived and got my food. Im sitting in the same spot as last time
real sleepy hours
>>568909823Then post something sleepy
>>568909631I wasn't here last time. What are you wearing?
>>568909907
>>568909981Iam behind the track by the food stalls with a sunhat and colorful shirt
Is S.Maru a sovlful pick?
>>568910273Fuck no
>>568909981>>568910270Next to the fried food stall
>>568907758you can see her mouth melting>>568908291don't go to the infirmary for skin outbreak, resting gives you more energy and a full rest cures it
>>568910273any front is a SOVLful pick.
>>568906358Horseshit is one of the least offensive types of shit, honestly. It's just a sort-of-gross earthy smell. You'd smell worse putting in a shift at mcdonalds.
>>568910273This thread assured me smaru hoguri and choco bonbon were bait banners and therefore SOVL.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really reall yreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really rrelaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
does lovecen have a funny nickname yet?
>>568908630>>568908636
>>568910262Teio looks like THAT???
>>568910568lovecocks
>>568910262Teio tits would never get that large
>>568910690I thought tits grew when you become pragnent
>>568910379>resting gives you more energy and a full rest cures it>risking devastating mood downs for no reasons
Air Shakute
HASHIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYsomethingBLOOOOOOOW my GAAAAAAAY
>>568910273>have to bust your ass for groundwork and greenssovl
>>568910273Any uma that makes your dick hard is soul, dont listen to the haters
>>568911029Rickey will be the most sovlful dirter
>>568910273>Unique skill needs a heal to proc, while not even being a 0.45 speed increase (bourbon gets this with no downsides btw), basically ensuring you're down 170 sp against every other front>Potentials are a recovery and a mile specific skill so you're always at least one gold skill disadvantaged>Outside of MANT, you're for ed to give up a summer turn to get her singular secret eventI have no idea why JP keeps overrating this uma while saying Kitasan is some long-exclusive cryptid that's unusable anywhere else (has innate Taking the Lead and Leader's Pride btw). Bunch of fucking liars. Arguably a bigger gaslight than even Taishin.
>>568907847If you can't fall asleep or you stay late at night awake gooning then yeah, at least do it in the morning
honses
>>568910273Yes S.Maru got nerfed into the ground and everyone that rolled for her got rugpulled hard after literally one CM. Only the biggest oshi fags are still using her
>>568910690
I still haven't done the daily "clear a career" because none of my runs gave me Mile S...
>>568910690it's all the hachimigoes straight to the breasts
>>568911278why do they have to ride mansplained
Helios is so sexual
>>568911564Because human must remain in control
>>568911594cant beat sexual week
What promt do I need to give Grok to turn this into Teio?
>>568911594HELIOS HATE>>568911650SPECHUD HATE
>>568911734
>wake up >GODCEN wonall is right in the world
>>568909067wtf...
>>568908515not with THAT attitude!
Justin Vista...
>>568911917Nice what prompt? the face/hair looks really good, the clothes colours are wrong but I that should be fixable
Just got up and watched the DAHBY replay without spoiling myself first. Man, what a late surge by Lovcen! I actually didn't think he could do it. Now I see why the race is such a big deal.
>>568912036Okay. Then let's all rape Kawa- BAHAHAHA NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
>>568911997what...
>>568909313what's that? Mafia 3?
>>568912110...wtf.......
>>568911997Bwo...
>>568912084i just called him a nigger and told him to make it tokai teio and mantain the same artstyle
>>568912105I had no problems doing ithttps://files.catbox.moe/3q4p68.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ONjh4iHgFU>Derby status: Raped>Triple Crown status: IMMINENTwhen is the goddamn Takarazuka Kinen? last week of June?
I couldn’t resist the shortstackFarewell to 20k carats
>>568912421>oprea
>>568912471In 2 weeks
>>5689124712nd week of June
>>568912419I did the same thing (without calling him a nigger) but he doesn't keep it simple like the original. I get stuff like this. Which isn't bad but not exactly what I'd like. I'll keep messing around with it when my generation limit goes away
>>568912597>about to call anon a raging faggot for dumb "two weeks" meme>TK is literally in 14 days
>his fav never won the DERBY
Love Chen!
>>568912662idk skill issue
>>568912605>it's 14 June>day before my birthdayPlease Lovecen, give me the birthday present of all time
>>568912889they are making him run again so soon? is that okay?
>>568912889>Lovecen???????Are you good anon? Did you have a stroke?
>>568912847Stooooopid cat
>>568907758>mic appears out of nowhere.
>>568911336*breaks your legs* try and catch me now
>>568912862I'll try showing Grok yours and maybe he will figure it out. Yours looks perfect to me
well
>>568913127Inari One Shot
Always rooting for the grey one
>>568912927>>568912934just use a green juice and a cupcakemaybe have a skin cream ready
>>568913197>unsavory rumors
>>568912823Not me
>>568913197but why would they send him there?
>>568913274skill points to buy maestro, he will need it for the kkk sho
>>568912036i want kawakami princess to punch me in the face while she rides me with all of her strenght
Tacuteyon
not interested in getting punched in the facestomach punches only
>>568912036Such a cutie
>>568912927I'm a tard, mixed up Classic and Senior Spring Crownshis next race has got to be the Kikuka Sho
>>568913353How about making out while having sex. Or holding hands
>>568913264What does that place show do
>>568913563>his next race has got to be the Kikuka ShoProbably a prep G2 first
>>568913565What the fuck. Gay.
>>568913565that's the aftercare
if your hands are anywhere other than a girl's tits, ass, or neck while you're fucking, you're a gay faggot
>>568913686where's the fun in choking someoneI'd rather be choked
>>568913686>can't put my thumb in Stinko's mouthIt's over...
>>568913783For a number of reasons
>>568913052...
>>568913617yeah, probably. can't wait for fall now, god imagine if he pulls off the KKS, nips are gonna lose it do we already have a Double Crown runner heading into the Takarazuka Kinen? I thought there was a honse that won Osaka Hai and Haruten this year
Not playing MANT is good for the soul
>>568913859CDN
>>568912823The last three derby (including lovecen) winners were offspring of kikuka sho winners.
why is the kkk dahby so far away compared to the other triple crown racists?
>>568913686>no hand holdingjust get a hooker at that point
>>568913968All women are hookers
>>568913859Croix is gunning for the spring triple crown and everyone wants to beat his ass
I'll never be able to finish my 3 aces. The instant I try to play MANT I instantly become sleepy
>>568913927?JP Classic Triple Crown is very much like the British one, so the last leg is a couple of months after the DerbyIt's just the US that has all 3 legs in a span of a couple of weeksSpring Triple Crown and Autumn Triple Crown are something nips came up with themselves, so they didn't need to do it like the Brits with their CTC
>>568913927makes it more exciting in case there is a late bloomer.
>>568913927so you have time to click STAM during summer.
>>568913889What gayme
got some vanilla coke zero since it was on salethis shit is nasty wtf
>>568913927For hitting the stam training during summer camp, dummy.
>>568901764>>568902021>gate 17>winits is ordained
>>568901764how about you eat your damn vegetables
is rice a vegetable
>>568914580She might as well be
>>568914580it's a grrain
>>568914242Mafia The Old Country
one day I'll make real friends and then my real life will begin
who are we backing next week bros
nips are starting to nyoooooooooooooooooootice....
>>568914807im backing eishin flash if you know what i mean
>>568914763forgot your pic
>>568914807Seiun Hades, surely he won't lose again
>>568914580It is a grain
>>568914807This franchise needs an uma named World’s End
good morning to everyone except the dotoposters
>>568914905stop posting these thingskishoku warui
>>568914923>raisu eating ricefake news
>>568914973
>>568914970even the Trump voters?
>>568914937
>>568914937SEKAI NO OWARI DEUMARETA HIKARIIMA KAZE NO NAKA
>>568915110JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568915092the day of the rope is coming inshallah
has it already been 3 days
grass voted trump
>>568915020She can eat more than just bread you know
and the chiyotranny obsessed with pedophilia is back
I'm tired of rape
>>568915218grass is japanese she can't vote
grass had a black boyfriend
>>568915243yeahlike my cock
Is it true that chrono genesis is a better version of grass wonder, in all considerations in form and aspect?
>>568915243>ill have a taste and you have the rest, i just ate
>reddit shower
>chiyotranny
>>568915410chrono got groomed by grass wonder canonically
>>568915537>reddit trannyon
>>568915243I find it amusing how Rice is one of the gluttons in the series but never lumped up together with Oguri and Spe
>>568915619The three of them have a shared mant event
>>568915764Yeppers probably the only time I've seen them together
>>568915619Oguri and Spe hate Rice, so does everybody else except Urara which is why Rice hangs out with her so much
>>568914807LET'S GO GAIA FORCE
>>568915283That's the spirit!
im ts climaxing
Do we get more slice of life events like in MANT in future scenarios? I wish they would update them to add little bits for new umas
>>568915582wtf no wonder why they have almost the same hairstyle
When is the next kills the game scenario?
>>568916005grand live lol
>>568916005boyuma spam in like a few months
>>5689160051 month away
>>568916005grand masters bricking everyone that hasn't hoarded at least 90k
yep its raining now
>We're still only 1/4 through MANTwhy live
LETS GO RICKEY
after reset i will have hoarded 200k carats
>>568914970I recovered this chiyono blast gif for you and this is how you repay me?you will regret this
Enjoy this boy
>>568916249I hope the same thing that happened to that anon who did 1000 pulls on Kita without getting a single copy happens to you when you decide to pull on a Support card
Haven't played in 2 months and starting worry about the next scenario being shit as well
>>568916249Post proof
>>568916450just quit until l'arc anon
>>568916421I wonder if that guy's still playing
I haven't been planning my pulls at alldo I really need to pull for Light HelloI made do in Unity without RIko
Yae
>>568916579No
>>568916579Bam
>>5689165572LB SSR Light Hello otherwise you are bricking yourself
>>568916557yesmlb r is NOT acceptable copium either because she gives gold playtime's over
>>568916657>>568916669that's what they said about riko
>>568916557If you could endure Aoharu without Riko you can endure GL without Light Hello
>>568916579Mem
please make a jiggie
>Come on in unc, let's fuck
>>568916750MLB R Riko was acceptable, not this time
>>568916807gwo your ctrl f?
>>568916750All Riko did as making stam and friendship management easier.Hello directly impacts your scenario mechanics.
>>568916810Sorry... Unc has a hard time getting it up due to blood pressure meds
>>568914807>Gaia Force>Seiun Hades>Dragon Boost>World's EndSuch cool names...
>>568916886so mlb r
>>568897459Hard choice...
>>568914807All in on Long Run
>>568916269I stole that gif from the chiyoposter that requested it actually, that one probably wasn't even gay
>>568897459when are we getting collabs in global
I think Dia...is cute.
>>568916750Then skip Light Hello
>>568916998If you settle for R Light Hello, you are also missing out on gold Playtime's Over
nut in chestnut
>>568916141What would you need 90k for
>>568917093surely they have the funds to make the kfc collab real
>>568917308riko ssr also had a gold skill
is sweepy a sovlful pick for cm15
ryan LOVE
>>56891731760k for ramonu + 30k goddess tax
>>568917342Yeah a shit one. Have fun bricking yourself with R Light Hello
>>568917328shouldn't kfc be the one paying
>>568917342>Rushing Gale is totally the same value as Gold Playtime's Overlmao
I am out of horse names
boysex
To be fair R Riko was gigacope, I used it and it made things easier, but if I was able to, I'd borrow SSR Riko just because of how much better it was.Luckily for me I had Rice Power MLBd so things were easier in the recovery side of things, but R Riko is not as good as people say it is.
>>568916810
>>568917460sex with hags
>>568917525Ahoge Power
I would easily have traded MLB Riko for Creektoo bad I have neither
bros they know....
>>568917460120 free pulls on Ramonu so it's not 60k.The A&G shit is obviously scummy but if you have a good enough deck then you can consider just perma borrowing for 4 months. Especially since they locked the 10 TE behind fucking MLB
>>568917589me on the right
>>568916857umarigato
>>568917589
>>568917589wooow!
>>568917589weird how I don't find this hot at alllike my thing didn't even twitchis it the westoid-like plastic style or the uncanny gravity-defying pose?
>>568917589i love eufoniuz's art
>>568917525Flat Justice
Uggoshin
>>568917383100 % SEAbwo
>>568917525Magic The Gathering
>>568917934>>568917934Marvelous day
>>568917775The art style reminds me of those old naruto hentai images from the late 2000s/early 2010s
>>568917525Ramen Up
>>568917589Is that....
>>568910568Kohei calls him Robu in the jockey cam.0:44https://youtu.be/qUEbr6-oUfg
