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Absolute Catty is literally just her Axetale effigy form she's the exact type of person that cannot be allowed to survive in such a universe
If lancer was in seam’s place this would be his shop themehttps://x.com/SCARnothing/status/2057721803213033609
hey hey hey
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJoT5nB7P1U
>>568891463Source for the jevil in your pic? That style is great.Also funny enough there IS a lancer-seam swap theme within the depths of spotify https://soundcloud.com/white_pen/lancer
kiss x piss
>>568892271>”spotify”
>>568892398Wow I'm stupid as fuck, I really need to slow down and start double checking what I write before posting.
>>568892397
It's weird seeing whiteboard stuff being posted on deltarune threads on /v/ but not as weird as the period blood art being posted there
carolanon is my favourite
>>568892939Kek
Infinite centipede sphinxtennabug hotel where there is always one big soft tenna brood hive queen titty for each anon to rest their weary head on and suckle from
>>568892939/v/ reactions are priceless
>>568893014>doe mentioned
I also like the doe
Fave bought some cool new animation software today.
>>568893646(YOU) like her?
Click for Papyrus nudes
>>568893986he got dem mother bearing hips
>>568893986
>>568892939>spoilerWhen did that happen?
>>568894243nta but that happens.one of those times was yesterday.
my sunflowers wilted because it was too hot :(
>>568894354lol which one was it?
>>568894578the retarded one? the one that's female?
>>568894634What are you even talking about?
>>568894690kraut is ESL so he thought he was being asked which woman was the one that painted that, when he was actually being asked which piece of period art was posted
>>568894787Apologies, I was mobilefagging so I didn't see the filename and therefore didn't know it was him
>>568893986sexoo
>>568892683
>>568894845you should structure your question better next time.the fuck you think you were even asking, dumbass?
>>568894967How hard was Kris during this scene? Wait, you can actually see his boner if you squint.
Aw let Fave go.We'll never catch themnot in these shoes...
>>568895125kris was roughly underneith the moh's scale of beryl.
>>568894974I'm not going to accommodate for your mental disability
krautsie getting uppity
>>568894967every time I see this I remember kris piss fucker and laugh
>>568895464well, neither am i going to accomodate your inability to form a full sentence you dyslexic piece of shit.
This is my sign to go to bed :)
>>568895784Sleep tight
>>568895784sleep of prophecies to come.
>>568895784Reading your post made me check the time and holy hell it's so fucking late, I should also go to bed
Sometimes when i feel upset i go into my closet with the lights turned off, with this large plushie penguin i have that's about the size of my torso, and wrap the plush's flippers around my torso and pretend it's kris hugging me and telling me what happened to me was wrong but i have to be better. Anyone else do something similar or am i literally insane?
>>568896087What do you think would happen if we opened a Dark Fountain with that plushie penguin in the room? Would you enjoy that?
>>568896087mtf?
>>568896087when i am upset, i get engrossed in my projects.
Kris should make love to Noelle
>>568896539Kris should make LV to Noelle.
Kris should make Noelle into soup
>>568896539Can it be called making love when there is no love involved?
>>568896616Soupelle is canon because she was used up.
>>568896790That's when you use the caps. Making LOVE.
Deltarune will crash and burn like The Amazing Digital Circus
>>568897095The reveal that Kris is evil and Noelle has extremely off-putting character flaws and Susie is at fault for her own outcast status will separate the wheat from the chaff
>>568897095What makes you think that? And how exactly would it go down? I need something to work with here, you can't just combine random words and expect me to be able to battle you.
>>568897231i agree with everything but i draw the line at susophobia.no, i don't mean fear of pigs.
>>568891186no one drew any porn of cooking with kindness... its so over ;_;https://files.catbox.moe/nstyj6.png
Asgore, Carol, and Rudy were a polycule in college which Toriel vaguely knew about and accepted because she did a LOT of sordid stuff at parties so she figured she didn't have the right to judge Asgore's "sinful past." She assumed that the relationship was Asgore and Rudy independently sleeping with Carol which is why she hates Carol, but it was actually Asgore and Carol independently sleeping with Rudy and very rarely with each other. If Toriel knew this, she wouldn't have married Asgore because she doesn't believe bisexual men exist so she'd think he's a gay man using her as a beard.
>>568897595You're a hero
>>568897714toriel kind of deserves to be cucked.
>>568897714polycules are a fake concept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMQC3-nMX8walking through the garden with chara. flowers, herbs, vegetables. we pass through plant beds full of life, tended with care. insects buzzing, birds are singing. i'm walking through the garden with chara. walking through the neighborhood with chara. it's hot. it's raining. it's dark, and cold, and there's nobody around. we sit at a park bench. we talk, and we talk. no one else listens. something happens. no one else sees.trudging through the snow with chara, hand in hand. feel the chill, the breeze, look as the sun creeps through the sky, watching over the mountainsides. we could disappear out here. maybe somewhere better. maybe we could escape. but we don't.chara, standing alone. at the beginning and the end of their world, the beginning and the end of mine. i watch them. i watch as they do everything. i watch as they do nothing. i think, i feel, i try to understand. i long for them, and i don't know if they long for me. perhaps it doesn't really matter anymore. they are the reason, in itself. they pick themselves up, they gather the ingredients, and they bake the cake. over and over again. they hope they're learning something from this. they hope it will all make sense in due time. crack the egg, whisk the batter. "I am Chara, and I am alive." they thought.i understand, and i see you. i think this cake is going to turn out wonderfully, chara. you're doing such a great job. you are worthy of existence. you are worthy of the greatest gifts life may bestow upon you. even if no one else were to think so, know that i do. please know that i love you, chara. please, never forget that.
Do we think the vessel is coming back, and if so, how?
I'm so ready for the undertale hd remake coming this friday at the summer games fest
>>568897595I don't know who this is but it looks really nice
>>568898801Yes, possessed by FRIEND and we have to beat it to get our vessel back.
>>568898801I believe in my own schizo idea that kris and the vessel were siblings and kris either severely injured or killed our vessel as a kid which to me explains washing away the grey from their hands and the violent tendencies eram hints at kris having
>>568897595obscure character porn gem alert
Noelle's bad fur day
>>568899367She lifts up her skirt and projectile pisses on your legs
>>568899601i am the great mighty noelle and i am going to throw my piss at you
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkestToday, I seriously thought about killing youI contemplated, premeditated murderAnd I think about killing myselfAnd I love myself way more than I love you, so…Today, I thought about killing you, premeditated murderYou'd only care enough to kill somebody you loveThe most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkestMhm—mhm—mhm—mhm—mhmmJust say it out loud to see how it feelsPeople say "don't say this, don't say that"Just say it out loud, just to see how it feelsWeigh all the options, nothing's off the tableToday, I thought about killing you, premeditated murderI think about killing myselfAnd I, I love myself way more than I love youThe most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkestMhm—mhm—mhm—mhm—mhm—mhm—mhm—mhm—mhmmI think this is the part where I'm supposed to say somethin' good to compensate it so it doesn't come off badBut sometimes I think really bad thingsReally, really, really bad thingsAnd I love myself way more than I love youSee, if I was tryin' to relate it to more peopleI'd probably say I'm struggling with loving myselfBecause that seems like a common themeBut that's not the case hereI love myself way more than I love youAnd I think about killing myselfSo, best believe, I thought about killing you todayPremeditated murder
Fave doesnt know whether its weirder that toby pretty much ripped an entire song from FF7 or that that song in particular plays if you try to enter a room called "The &$#$ Room" in a brothel and get some fucked up shit for ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go856zoFL-E
Are there any other Undertale fangames besides Yellow that are worth playing?
>>568899945Everhood is pretty good
>I like you, and I want you. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.Said Dess.
>>568899945swapfell i hate you
>>568899945Undertale 2 Revenge of the Robots if you want something stupid but genuinely pretty goodDeltatraveler if you want something stupid to point and laugh at, or burst a few blood vessels over if your that type insteadThere's really nothing else of note, nothing thats actually genuinely released yet at least
man, i hope ch5 revives the schizotheorizing in this thread. i dearly miss it.
>>568899945SOULBlazers released a few weeks ago and features incredibly well-done classic Zelda dungeon design mixed with an interesting "swap between characters" gimmick that I haven't ever seen in any other fangame before. It was also all made by pretty much one guy except for the music. If you're looking for something different than the regular "Undertale (Color)" or "Sans Battle" genres of fangames, I highly recommend checking it out.>https://gamejolt.com/games/soulblazers/1069233It's also entirely finished, so no "stuck in devhell" shenanigans.
>>568900234i wonder if any schizotheory in the ch5 era will top the sheer retarded insanity that was hussy doe
>>568900530what the actual fuckeroni?
Krisp
I’m on the toilet taking a shit hi
Is there a reason everyone just instinctively headcanoned Asriel's death as him with a bunch of arrows in his back? There was nothing stating or implying the humans had those.I figure it's because the word "village" along with the sepia flashbacks and the fact it's vaguely "long ago" during Undertale paints a mental image of it being, like, medieval? Even though it happened in the 2010s.
>>568901018Asriel just had the misfortune of walking into an archery contest
but asriel is not dead in deltarune, right?right?
>>568901018it's because he was stated to have walked away so naturally his back would be facing the villagers and bows are the most common ranged weapon you think of when someone says "villager"
>>568901018i think people just have a weird time imagining the realistic scenario of the humans using modern weaponry like firearms against asriel, it would make more sense but since the game otherwise is so fairytale and fantastical and nothing is really shown of the human world people just go with medieval shit anyway because it feels more correct "aesthetically" or "intuitively." a lot of common fan interpretations work this way actually
>>568899945Ribbit
>>568901251Asriel with arrows sticking out of his back does carry a significantly cooler and more emotionally appropriate mental image than him getting popped by a bunch of glocks, to be fair
>>568896790There is love. Kris loves Noelle. And Noelle loves Kris.
contrary to popular belief humans actually used boomerangs and all of them got stuck in the azzychara fusion's ass crack
>>568899367Conker would unironically be rated t today if deltarune can get away with a t rating
>>568901380that is true
You're telling me not a single person in 201X had a phone camera and recorded footage of the giant goat monster?Funny how if it was 202X it could've been explained as "they'd dismiss it as AI slop anyway"
>>568898801The Vessel already came back as the knight
The technology level of a world where magic and monsters used to exist isn't necessarily the same as our world
>>568901018I never thought that when I played. I imagined him getting stabbed in the back.
>>568899000It's also going to be the next Shadow Crystal boss because the NEO Body, which had a Crystal form inside it during/after its creation, was a vessel analogueUnless Chapter 5's Shadow Crystal isn't the final one I suppose
>>568902037I disagree with that actually. The Twisted Sword has bonus damage against the dark element. I think we will have to use all the crystals to make the sword and then use the Trance Down effect offensively, in combination with the bonus damage, to stop the possession.
All discrepancies can be resolved with the simple explanation that it's a backwoods cult village
Finally pulling the sheet of jalapeno poppers from the oven and loading them onto a large snack plate for happy delivery to my beloved Asgore in the living room where he's sitting hunched over watching static fuzz on the television while occasionally emitting that strangely cute little chuffing laugh(?) he sometimes does, and as I go to place them on the table in front of him his jaw unhinges to chomp them all at once off the dish with his obscured secondary row of teeth at such blinding quickness I nearly jump through the roof in surprise (once my heart rate returned to normal I discarded the empty plate and sat on the couch besides him as his head slowly creaked in my direction to gawk, to which I gave him a nice little smooch on the nose and kindly requested he get me up to speed on what's happening in the show[?] he's watching before his head turned back and he gradually summarized with whispers in my head). Entering our bedroom to find Asgore standing tall in a dark corner with his eyes locked on me, as I turn to see the words "WANT TO MAKE OUT ?" scratchily written on the wall in blood from an unknowable source (I naturally agreed, though I had to run and grab some paper towels with surface cleaner first since his romantic gesture was starting to streak down behind the furniture). Finding myself so stressed about problems at work tomorrow I end up lying awake in bed while Asgore looms directly above with his usual comforting unblinking stare through the darkness, until eventually I simply turn over to extend a hand in a wordless request to be held that ends up getting ignored as his head droops down even closer in what appears to be an offer to hug it against my chest for a while (though it's difficult to visually read any of his emotions [besides anger] I got the feeling he was very much not used to hugs for the first few months we were together, though gradually he went from no physical reaction to actually ominously returning it halfway on rare occasions)
Frisk is good at flirting because they are a lover not a fighterKris is good at flirting because they're a high functioning sociopath
>>568902750Based versatile Krisp
Twisted criminal mind
>>568902670Now I'm hungry
i love buckethead <3
>>568902996we need to lock kris up NOW
>>568902528Not canon
>>568903083You're not dodging the allegations, Mizzle
im conflicted if i want to see chapter 5 or a new 3d mario more in the next nintendo direct
I love fish
>>568903472wish granted
>>568903431new 3d mario where the main gimmick is Wonder Fountains which transform any level into a dark counterpart where the colors are shifted and the objects become enemies and npcs while the normal level aesthetic becomes the skybox and also massive
>>568903740>Super Mario 3D World: Sigma Sigil
I want sex with anthros
>>568903848many people are saying this!!
>>568903472many people are saying this!!
>>568903957i already saw that.cameltoes are underappreciated.
>>568903431The same leak that predicted a new Star Fox game said that there's no 3D Mario until 2027 so if it's in the Direct, it will probably be a short cinematic with no gameplay
Mario but you can't beat the game if you step on goombas
>>568903061many people are saying this!!
wuh
Would you be sad a if a stray bullet ripped through Fave's right lung and they couldn't scream for help because it hurt too much
kiddo stomped on innocent goomber...
>>568893646many people are saying this!!
undertale taught me that violence is cool
>>568904480where are her bloomers?
>>568904575many people are saying this!!
>>568904589bloomers? what are you? british?
>>568904589Still rendering in
Fave has been obsessively stealing from every enemy in FF7 since getting the materia and is really upset that Aerith left the party right after stealing a weapon for her that had double damageAt least Final Fave has 19 ethers to drown their sorrows in for now
>>568902670Love is just the morning fog,that burns away before too longand for a moment, i was coldand then there was the afternoon
video games are more of a religious experience than anything the modern world can offer you
i am going mental over here>>568905025many people are saying this!!
>>568905041hi mental im dad
>>568905216>i am your daddymany people are saying this!!
>>568905025that sounds sad.
:(
i just got raped
i just raped someone
>>568905807>>568905853There may be a connection here...
i just played the E chord!!
>>568905925many people are saying this!!
How come you're always such a fuzzy young man?
>>568906039
>https://youtu.be/CJATWt1KbMA?t=68i love the undertale community.
>>568905753
fave is listening to gemmy ytp's right now to cheer themselves up and it's lowkey actually working
now replace "many people are saying this!!" with "i want to rape voluptuous young women." not so funny anymore, is it?
FUCK FAVEY FAVEFAVE WANTS TO FILL OUR STREETS WITH FAVESAND RUN A FAVEING OPERATION OUT OF HIS FAVE
>>568906172how stacked?
>>568906280yeah eat that fucking meat
>>568906124>ytp'sNow we're talkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0btD4cpEVU&t=113s
>>568906373what's a woman?
>>568906532he protecche thiccbut most importantlyhe a sticc
Toby is the great subversive.
I can solo everyone in the tobyverse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8lemme tell the thread something about womennafaaf nafaaf nafaaf nafaaflemme tell the thread something about womensomething about women
>>568906124A little rough, don't you think?
>>568907023if you were me, what would you do?>what a pizzahut in the garage?AHAHAHALOOK YOU BIG EARED FREERF
many people are spraying this!
many people are slaying this!
is it bad that i haevnt done the genocide route in undertale because i care too much for the people in my computer to kill them theyre just so innocent i cant
>>568907247
is it bad that i haevnt doxxed /utg/ because i care too much for the people in my computer to kill them theyre just so innocent i cant
>>568891043Hooman!
im undoxable
Kris you gotta kick the Knight's BUTT! oh they like begging "kris kick my butt"
*rubbing my big belly* ouuuuuuggggghhhhhh
>>568907645lelelle the evil twin of no-L just exclaimed a big LEL + her fren jejelle just went JEJ when they all read your post and got the reference
>>568907645>cut to the Knight picking up a penny and wiggling its ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drqj67ImtxI>this is a black thing isn't it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fksDF2TsUc>when Papyrus finally appears in DR
>>568908294
>>568908589Kek, niceDid you draw that right now or did it exist before?
>>568908718Someone on here requested it I think
>>568908853many people are saying this!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_XIH2cE7kY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gri2I0SZwgQ
You killed my friends for one thousand dark dollars...?
>>568909341>"How much do you charge to swoon someone?"
>>568909768i thought ralsei's ear was an extremely long snout at first
>>568909829Anteater Ralsei scouring the floor for delicious ants
>>568911203holy mother of sex
>>568911263I don't think you know what this artist usually does with that character.
>>568911203>YESRide a roundabout with Noelle
>>568911709cutie susie.
newsletterssisters.... no newsletter in may... it's over
>>568903649If only it was that easy
Hi, can I speak to fave?
(A mouse answering the phone) squeaking?
No, I- Fave? Is Fave with you? Just- Ok, one squeak for yes, two squeaks for no. Can I speak to Fave?
>>568911950nta but your fish is very wishable.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my threadMake it last forever, faveship never ends
>>568912549GODDAMN ITTHAT GODDAMN SONGIS STUCK IN MY HEAD EVER SINCE THE EARLY MILLENIUM
>>568912549IF YOU WANT SOME REAL FRIENDSFORGET ME FASTIF YOU WANT ADVENTURE, BETTER MAKE IT LAST
more like poopletter
Long ago, two races ruled over Earth:HUMANS and INDIANS.
>>568913312wird distinction to draw.they used to be the literal same as europeans up to some horrid day.
>>568912618Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really wantSo tell me what you want, what you really, really wantI'll tell you what I want, what I really, really wantSo tell me what you want, what you really, really wantI wanna (hey!), I wanna (hey!), I wanna (hey!), I wanna (hey!)I wanna really, really, really wanna FUCK AND KISS FAVE
>>568913537Yup yup. This one's going in the dossier.
The newsletter is clearly going to release on june the fourth to coincide for chapter 3 and 4 right?
>>568914061no, really. indian society used to be diverse from its very beginning but the more colorful people used to plow fields, though.problems began to arise when the british rolled up.
>>568914051>meanwhile, on the Weird Routehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dp8OYy8aHc
stroking it silly style to Doughelle rn
hey guys!
>>568914323hey guy
>>568914323did you just assume my gender
>>568914519kris...
>>568914243Next time eat a salad
Doughelle will ride with me
Doughelle will break the ferris wheel with me
Fave can't get it up
Fave is deathly afraid of the female gaze
ewwww?!? what the fuck doughelle! There's dough in my foreskin! smeg-doe
>>568915125press E to revive fave's to get it up.
>>568915180*looks at you longingly with my piercing blue eyes*Fave....
so we all know sex with fave before bed is great, but what are you and fave eating for breakfast in the morning? besides cum
>>568915552There is piss visibly streaming down Fave's leg.
>>568915969walmart-brand rice crispies in vanilla onions milk (fave is lactose intolerant)
Buying Viagra for Fave..sigh...
>>568900530I’m trying to put into words how autistically retarded and unfunny this is, and it feels impossible. It’s just chimps typing random bullshit without any sense or purpose and unironically thinking they’re genius.
I still can't tell if fave is vague posting about your favorite character or yourselfit kind of seems like both
her fucking krish is dead
>>568916451Feeding Viagra to Jockington and using him as a walking stick
>>568911950so it's summer, so it's suicide
>>568915993*ignores the piss and gently wraps my arms around Fave, nuzzling my head into their chest*
fave is unsure if fave is vague posting about fave's favorite character or faveselfit kind of seems like both to fave
post images of incomprehensible power
>>568917063...said fave
>>568915969chocolate chip waffles with a side of sausages because fave deserves nothing but the best
>>568917105
Fave exploded
Fave has passed
fave me up inside
>>568918210
what do I look up to find outdated headcanon stufflike AlvinKnight art and all that
i want sex with fave
>>568918941the dummy thick gaster is the last thing I noticed and it completely jumpscared me
>>568920231>find original image>it's not a gifheartbreaking
>>568920362fave wants sex with (You)
The biggest shift between chapters 2 to chapters 3+4 is that Noelle is the Big Chunguser instead of Kris and meanwhile Kris is the Chinese factory accident shower
>>568920773nonsensical, demented post yet I perfectly understood it
grey boys.......
what if fave blindfolded you and then touched you all over so much and so fast that you stopped being able to tell where you were currently being touched and where you weren't
>>568921146this is up there for faves top 5 sexual fantasies but dont tell anyone fave said that
>>568921525it's like stimmies but as a fetish
Kris shows Noelle Chinese factory accident videos and then Noelle describes them to Catti the next day because she can't help but visualize them in her head over and over and Catti imagines herself as the guy who got bisected the whole time Noelle talks about it
>>568920725i highly doubt that......
>>568892939what whiteboard stuff was posted?
whiteboard shmiteboard, when are we going to waterboard faves for violating national coherrence?
>>568921078
>>568923194>Annnoying Cock
>>568923194>develop chapter 5>or>masturbate in public in my avatar fursuit
>>568923194me when Carol is on-screen
Kris & Noelle and Catti
Will chapter 5 address the Woody fattening TF in the new Toy Story?
>>568924096is this megalovania
(laugh)
>>568921584goa
>>568924339fuck this guy
Only a week until the announcement that Ralsei will finally meet the Dwarf from Dwarf Fortress in Super Smash Brothers 6
>>568924432gotez
>>568924448Don't mind if I yabba dabba do! *pierces my own craneum with a rock*
>>568924759gotex
I'm sorry, is this the thread?
>>568925091>>568925212goatime
>>568925212>>568925289GOOOOOL
>>568912359>>568916994You're too kind
>>568925397goog
>>568925375>goat being spitroastedBlue board, anon
>>568925541asreal as it gets
>>568925432posting fish is always a pleasureafter all, i too like fish
>>568925736get is real
>>568925959göte-gorg, city of götes
>>568926087gokey
>>568926213gockey gock
Undyne is very cute in her cop uniform
>>568926319goat goal
6 or 7 days until release date
>>568926410>THE GOAT HAS THE GUCK>THE GOAT IS IN A BREAKAWAY>WILL GÖTE SCORE HERE IT WILL BE A OVERTIME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>568925835these designs are so ass i have to believe this is satire
what fantracks would you like to hear in a fanfight
>>568926713kek
>>568926994:3
>>568925432>you'll be sleeping with the fishes>don't threaten me with a good time.
>>568922704ok... i guess no one loves me enough to answer my question... i'll just go kill myself...
>>568927043:D
>>568926963Would be cool to hear this version of Black Knife in a battle against an upgraded Knighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseXQgFMFYY
i am suicide
>>568927461no
>>568927245:D
>>568926963tenna big shot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN-eCv1ew_c
everyday I wake up and Ralsei isn't at my side I sink a little deeper into darkness
>>568927925ralsei wouldn't want you to be sadlive for yourself
nintendo direct when
she is so cute god i feel like a teenager having a little crush on someone again fuck
Fave slept commando last night and it felt great
>>568928197Three weeks-ish.
You think Chara would paint art using her period blood
god
>>568928015>ralsei wouldn't want youyeah... I gues htat is tru...
>>568928782I don’t think she’d want to interact with her human body like that
>her
Deltarune would be so much better if it had more fat ugly black women in it.
>>568928992he/him period art
>>568928782unfortunately I don’t think chara is quite as insane as the average femoid here
>>568929251what about kris?
>>568929426Let's not put ugly black women in Kris
keep sinking deeper for dft, this is normalgoon your worthless clit to dead fat tennas
>Dead Fat TennasThe first all-Pippins hardcore punk band
>>568929426They are not nearly fat enough.
>"There he is, the Knight! FUCK HIM UP, TEAR HIS HORNS OUT!"
>>568929891>panic patches the wilting flower
>panic patches the wilting PINGAS
You think Chara would paint art using his dick blood
>>568930136>The Knight gets pelted with bricks
I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' ROARING KNIGHTI'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' ROARING KNIGHTI'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' ROARING KNIGHTYOU BOUTTA DIE TO THE ROARING KNIGHT
Asgore party member is happening in Chapter 5, we will get the 'Dad's Idea' group act
>>568918337this is really cool
>>568930247>the Knight's helmet spins aroud 180 degrees and he falls down>the gang proceed to kick him and spit on him>it's so fun Kris kinda forgets who he's working with>he's gonna receive a very stern phone call at the end of the Chapter
>>568918210>>568918337did asgore forgot to take his antipsychotics?
What if Fave was acosted by Tim of the Turnips?
>>568931042She needed to be about 10% less fat for this to not be incredibly obvious fetish art.
>>568931042She needs to be at least 300% more fat for me to jack off to this
>>568931140* Watch what happens when I tell a joke that isn't funny!* ASGORE used Cringegrave* Kris died.* Susie died.* Ralsei died.* The Roaring Knight died.
>>568930553>Asgore has an act called Dad Joke>it makes the enemy cringe, lowering their attack efficiency>it also does the same for the Gang>Asgore, however, receives a massive boost
>>568931042Why can't sexy shy hags be real?
>>568931295>"Actually, you know what, this isn't so bad. *chuckles to himself*"
>>568931430They exist but their fat folds look worse when they aren't a eight foot tall goat woman and the alcoholism isn't for jokes in real life either.
>>568931228Why do you think they were trying to hide the fact
>>568931565>They exist but their fat folds look worse when they aren't a eight foot tall goat woman tall people are privileged
I adore this artist's Susie
>>568931430Are 30 somethings hags?
>>568931430I’m literally fucking your mom right now
>>568931808I love this artist and it kills me that she nuked her twitter and moved to bluesky where 3/4 of her posts are political
>>568931857Yes. If you're asking this because you are in your 30's, please be a sexy hag.
>>568931949>where 3/4 of her posts are politicalWell, shit. Damn unstable creative types.
>>568931953Yes but I'm not built like Toriel
>>56893185720 somethings are if they are still single. Sorry you had to find out this way, I suggest joining a coven and buying a nice broomstick and cauldron.
if it were real life toriel with her alcolism would be a husband beater, especially because she's british
>>568932152I'm not narrow-minded enough to believe there's only one kind of sexy woman. Which UTDR character do you look like?
Chubsei
>>568930553I'd never considered the possibility of a Kris & Asgore dark world segment, that sounds really nice. I want asgore to have an opportunity to actually be a father on-screen and the weird route implications are horrifying!
>>568932152wait are you that torielanon?
>>568932389Art that makes Ralsei half the height of Kris is always the most off model and weird.
>>568932389Chudsei
>>568932314Uuhhh idk >>568932457I don't think so
>>568924750Dude imagine
>>568932554Judging by the note, the intended height was more like in the one where they're hugging or like here >>568930136
How the fuck did the knight cut off both of Tenna’s arms with two individual slashes using one sword
>>568932836X-Slash
>>568932836thats what im saying!!
>>568932836Both arms were held in place by a single rubber band connecting them together through the torso
>>568925842After all this time?
Telly
>>568933425very?
>>568933425too thin and spindly don't like!
>>568927068Big spoon, small spoon, doesn't really matterNo care in the world when there's this fish to embrace
>>568933425Where are his beautiful fat ass and dad belly
>>568933527Exceedingly so
>>568933687They shrunk in the wash
My biggest fantasy is Dess raping me
>>568933934Noelle...
>>568933934Noelle…
>>568933934would you say its your Final Fantasy?
>>568933934Asgore...
I guess it’s noelle
>>568934280IT'S NO-ELLE TIME!!
>>568934280despite everything, it was actually pizzapants
Oh boy time to organize my /utg/ images folder!
>>568934353it's pizzarina knight all the way down
The Knight is pEzza scented deodorant for boys
Unfortunate News: Noelle's joke about the acronym for Guardian Force in Final Fantasy 8 being the same as the acronym for Girlfriend has failed to land
>>568934398*extends massive meaty hand and puts you in my pocket*
>>568934398They’re just like me… they’re just like me fr!
<3
>>568933425He needs a BURGER or two, he has 0 tits and 0 ass in that state I feel like he would snap in half at the lightest pressure
The Feed Tenna A Burger minigameThe "A" is capitqlized because we are not prejudiced here and the burgers have a big ol' "A" stamped on the bun
Wh do you think is in the other side of hometown's lake? Will we ever cross it or will it remain a mystery? If I were in the DR world I would want to swim in it so badly
>>568935010Another very slightly different Hometown
>>568935010I think the final dungeon is either at the bottom of or on the other side of the lake but I'm not sure what exactly that is
MINERS!!!MINERS!!!!!111
My biggest fantasy is to eat the worlds biggest cheeseburger.Fave? idfk they could hang out and watch me eat it.
This is how you cut a fave cake.
>>568935010>other sideThe festival>will weIn ch5>mysteryEgg
>>568935010the cowboy parallel universe
Catti invites Noelle to her house for once instead of the other way around so Catti hides the stuffed animals she still sleeps with in the closet not out of embarassment but because she wants to do the hide-and-seek alone creepypasta ritual with Noelle and she doesn't want her other stuffed animals to see her stab the one she's going to use but Noelle got chewed out by Carol earlier that day because Carol asked her a question and Noelle went quiet while she thought about it and then Carol asked her again which stressed Noelle out and derailed her train of thought and this continued until Carol scolded Noelle for being difficult so Noelle is in a visibly bad mood when she gets to Catti's house and won't explain why because she doesn't feel that close to Catti so Catti thinks Noelle is mad at her the whole time and doesn't bring up her original plans at all and they just listen to music together until Mrs. Cattenheimer makes some slop for dinner that Noelle can't eat because she's a vegetarian so she excuses herself and goes home and Catti blames herself and doesn't talk to Noelle again until Noelle talks to her first because she still thinks Noelle is mad at her for some reason she doesn't understand and maybe isn't even capable of understanding. A week later Noelle talks to Catti again like nothing ever happened so Catti tries to make herself forget about the whole thing but she never invites Noelle over again.
>>568933679you're alright fishfag.hope you're doing alright.
>>568935253>dess getting paranoid about the repacks azzy downloaded
*fave cake yelling "i told you im not a cake!!" suspiciously like how fave would sound like if they were pretending to not be a fave cake*
>>568935253Dess was obsessed with Minecraft and dug all the way down from the shelter
>>568933425I like when people draw tenna like a weird bug with a tv for a head
deltarunetimertard stealing thread art yet again
>>568935010if Mt. Ebott is over there and we climb it during the roaring for a light world dungeon-style area a la Mt. Itoi I will forgive deltarune for any of its prior or future sins
>>568935462Lmfao
I must have sex with Tenna or I will perish.
>>568935563Why is he trying to make being suicidal sexy
>>568923194development is going well it seems
Dess running the slave labor camp.
>>568933934Kris...Based.
>>568935693A true entertainer
Noelle invites Catti to cross country club and Catti has a heart attack and dies. Am I doing this right?
>>568932389How can someone be so technically good at drawing but have the worst aesthetic choices ever
Noelle...Cattii........v-v-v-video gmaes
Fave trapped in the backrooms
>>568935579He can keep doing it but he must relinquish all rights to /utg/ and allow us to post hot takes on his account
>>568935693its just for attention like everything he does
>>568932389Beetah
>>568891186https://litter.catbox.moe/qarjuf.jpgI fucked this one up SO monumentally bad while trying to fix a mistake that it made me the most upset I've been in a long time (this is the last good pic I got before I accidentally took a dump on it trying to fix it), it's been 8+ hours since its creation and I'm still maldingBut nothing I can do anymore except for accepting it or kms
I don’t want to watch the backrooms movie because I don’t feel good about how it’s an uncredited stolen concept and the original poster will never get any kudos or money
>>568935579If you don't want people "stealing" your art make a private discord or something instead of posting it in a public place
>>568936218Deltarunetimershitterfag…
>>568936156im going to ignore what you said abt taking a shit on it because this is good anon, idk what youre talking aboit
>>568936160Didnt think about it that way, now i agree with this
>>568936156If you're going to make a really long post about period blood art you should announce that it's period blood art because nobody wants to see that. Debasing yourself for 4chan is an unfortunate use of your life.
some you guys need to accept that you don't like asrielyou only like his flowey persona
>>568936160did the goon that made the first slenderman photoshop ever get anything out of it
>>568936156You have great control over the brush strokes and volume, I’m impressed at how clean this is. I like the drops coming out of the screen. RIP the original piece lmao
>>568936067The worst part is that it works on meYes I will give you attention baby, c'mere let me hold you and stop doing life-threatening stunts, there are other ways to be flashy
>>568935919I think these are neat designs, Ralsei's look fits his charming-yet-awkward personality pretty well.
>>568936478you'd know all about that wouldn't ya
>>568936156If you're going to make a really long post about period blood art you should announce that it's period blood art because I want to see that.Making subversive niche KINO for 4chan is a fortunate use of your life.
>>568935951I really liked the movie
I want to debase myself for anon here...
>>568936160I wonder if they could have fought for some sort of compensation
>>568936156added to the collection
Men were right about women.
>>568936723Let me guess, male?
>>568933934Carol...
>>568935951I expected it to be shit but it somehow turned out good, definitely one of those films I'll watch again years from now high out of my mind
>>568936759 I think there’s really no way to solidly prove it was them
>>568936478Maybe reddit is more your speed
Death BattleKris Dreemurr vs Jimmy Hopkins
Catti and Noelle see the Backrooms movie together and Noelle is really scared but Catti explains how you can astral project into other dimensions similar to the backrooms with the exact same droning deadpan as Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce during the entire car ride back and Noelle is calm but slightly annoyed by the time they get home
>>568936818How crazy that we have a period dossier
>>568935450Not reallyBut I do hope same can't be said for you. I hope you're doing well
>>568937052No there's lots of gross bleeding women "artists" there too. Probably more of them, in fact.
rals
>>568937302oh hey its that piece of shit i colored and shaded a little.glad you remembered my terrible little contribution.
heh yeah i’m a big tough macho superior man *flexes muscles* but EWWWW ICKY WOMEN GROSS SCARY UGHHAHHH GIRLS SCARY AIEEEEEEEEE COOTIES
Did the Tenna cosplayer ever upload pics in the heart undies?
>>568937297A periodical, so to speak
>>568937790Berdlos!
>>568937738this but wholeheartedly unironically
>>568937738If guys started posting in detail about the art they make with bio hazardous waste they would correctly be considered absolutely insane and only the low standards of modern art lets anyone pretend otherwise.
>>568937928numberphile, you are the answer to the question to which there is no straight answer.
>>568937738Imagine shaking hands with a woman and then when you look down you realize that your hand is coated in her period blood because she just got done drawing Tenna. If that happened to me I'd lick my hand clean and then kill myself.
Women are fucking stupid and full of themselves.Said buff flexing masculine male meat Fave.
>>568937961you're consistently proven wrong about this I think you're just a weenie
>>568938035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7OzzMPQgAM
>>568933202i was gonna say "always" in reciprocation but i dont think i should even utter that i love anyone, or that anyone should love me at alli like her though, she's really cute
Chapter 5 will release mid-JulyReason: I'm going to be out of town without a PC for 4 days and with my luck that's exactly when it will release
>>568937738Anons were SWOONED by this post
>>568937738even the toughest man will fall the same to illnesswhat weakness is there in avoiding needless harm? cooties is serious business and I think it takes a brave man to take precautions
>>568937961>WAHHHH COOTIES
>>568938234NOOOO MY WHOLESOME SELF-INSERT TOMBOY BULLY FRIENDS TO LOVERS STRAIGHT NOT GAY ROMANCE!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!
The funny thing is that they never actually do anything creative or good regardless of the medium. Everything they do is entirely in the service of desperately signaling for attention even if it is negative in nature.
>>568938234what game is even being played in the lancer gifis it morrowind?
>>568938041based
>>568938041Why would you kill yourself after that? If you're gonna be so open about your fetish might as well own it, who knows, maybe someone would like to give you a blood jar or something
>>568938438
>>568938512Some bloomy boomy game like that
>>568938490yeah the goatbros are fucking awful
>>568938179memaybe i should've put a volume warning for phone users because phone users won't see in advance that it is an earrape noise level video oops
>>568938593Extremely telly post, holy fuck. The levels of seethe coming off this post are nuclear.
Would you be sad a if a stray bullet ripped through Fave's left lung and they couldn't scream for help because it hurt too much
>>568938551You have to understand that it's impossible for women to love me. Once I get the taste of it I'll never get over it and it'll torture me for the rest of my life with it's absence. The only reasonable course of action is to indulge and then end it all.
>>568938676Phonefags deserve every rape they get
>>568938035Krautsissy, you are the answer to the question of whether my diceballs will be emptied today.
>>568938512pathologic
>>568936160The author of the original post said that he doesn't mind and he's happy with everything that spawned, he's eve given interviews
>>568938706Alphys's CPAP Ray backfired
>>568938512It appears to take place on some sort of cattle or horse ranch, which morrowind famously lacks. Looks like the right era of game though, early to mid 2000s for sure.
>>568938815goddamn everything really does come back to 10bux
>>568938490Do better then bitch moids do nothing for this general
alright, that's my cue to go do something else. enjoy the threadshits
>>568936493Didnt that guy make marble hornets which got its own fanbase or is that guy and the guy who made the photoshop different people
>>568938947Do better, then! Bitch moids do nothing for this general. This correction is pro-bono, but further work with be billed by the hour.
>>568938512It's Pathologic
>>568938896I know they farm bugs and it kind of looks like Lancer is a bug traced over
>>568939173what is
>>568937595Don't say thatThis is a threat
>>568938940All internet culture is downstream from Lowtax's legacy
>>568939118the dude that made the first pics forum name was Victor Surge and he apparently worked on Marble Hornets but wasn't the main guy
>>568939173>googles this game>first few images has big booba maybe i should check this game out
>>568936759this basically means Hiroyuki can't profit off our posts, but if you're posting anonymously you're forfeiting your ability to prove you made a post if another user takes it and makes art from the ideaanon would have to as part of his claim get a court to order records of the IP address that made that post, and I don't know if they would do that or if 4chan's backend would even have it still. I assume the only old posts they'd be able to pull up that info for would be ones that had moderation action performed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7QSOrkQOJw
fave tires of the gender war ragebait posting going on lately
>>568939479have fun :)
Fun fact, toby fox is a hypocrite as he didnt fully know japanese when he translated undertale into japanese
fave lives for the gender war ragebaitthey will die without it
>>568939628it keeps getting stoked by people that hate when the spotlight isn't on them
>>568939628It can be fun, but it's disconcerting how seriously some posters take it.
>>568939479You should
Fave thinks everyone in the thread should be genderswapped at the same time so one feels what's like to be in the other's shoes and we all make peace like it's those children's shows with a message at the end of the episode
>>568938947They don't even slut out anymoreAll moids know to do is turn on they PC, jerk off, be gay, eat hot chip & lie
>>568938189Don't say thatNever
>>568939628Moids and foids are gonna moids and foidsWanna workshop bits with me?
>>568939628>>568939803All I asked is for the artist to politely announce when their bleeding cyst ridden cunt was used as a paintbrush. This is a simple request.
>>568939857if I became a woman I’d immediately suck off all the swapped drawfags
>>568939857A woman turned in to a man would rape and kill the first person/animal she sees. They lack to equanimity required by a dick and balls.
>>568938947Is Asgoreanon a confirmed moid or no
>>568940008maybe you shouldn’t be an insufferable shit most of the time Kraut.
>>568939857If i was a woman i'd be having so much sex ngl
>>568939874WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE MY MOIDSELF AND OTHER MOIDS NOW????!?!!!!
>>568940010I wouldn't do that, but I would definitely start pissing in bottles instead of walking to the bathroom
>>568940008>>>/v/
>>568940009Why can't you do them sexual favors as they are?
>>568940247you get it femanon…
>>568940247Doing this is fun for a while, but then you end up with a desk drawer full of piss bottles that you have to pour in to the kitchen sink.
>>568940008>COOTIES>I’M DYING>THE COOTIES
>>568940247The convenience sounds tempting until you wake up to that ticking time bomb that threatens to teach you how old pee smells everytime you see it in the room and you now have a scorpion toxin running in your veins that tell you to get rid of it on top of your list of schizo thoughts
>>568940173Even with the ugly, disgusting fat bastards?
>>568940332erm because they don’t have dicks
Toby's Deltarune Fever Dream was inspired by Rather Be by Clean Bandit
>>568940530:)
>>568933934Spamton...
this thread is really chaotic
I just woke up what's going on today? Newsletter?
OH BROTHERTHIS FAVE STINKS
>>568940359Just throw then at your enemies for a mini-crit
>>568940765There was an anon posting powerful Jevils the other day
>>568940786Toby sent the newsletter to people who correctly guessed how long it took for her to smile
>>568940786There's nothing.
Name with elllipses...
>>568940786Nothing but the last day of may
>>568940786yes
did the newsletter finally drop huh
>>568941026deltarune builders got announced
>>568940991Why is Tenna such a runaround? Is this really what women want?
>>568941109That would be too gigabased for this world
>>568939874I'm le moid and this is my daily routine>Wake up>Check phone>Turn PC on>Eat>Jerk off>Coffee>Eat>Jerk off>Take walk>Snack>Jerk off again if I feel like it>Dinner>Tea sometimes>SleepRepeat this for 3 years
>>568939857I would cut off my tits and identify as a man, learning nothing
>>568941214why is your life expectancy so low
>>568941109FUCK YEAH
stay in your containment zone and keep off /v/
>>568939832you have to understand gender discourse is a new modern addition to the list of taboo topics like religion and politics that will make your dear old uncle fergus try to kill grandma on thanksgiving
>>568941385It's the other way around
/v/ just yelled at us...what did we fr*ckin do...
>>568940507just put a fucking cap on itGet a peeing funnel and put it on a 2 liter. When you're done put your pee funnel on something that you can throw out laterWhenever you leave your room wash off the pee funneleasy
>>568941385someone's japing your threads my freund
>>568941268I'm miserable, and my life has been a complete shitshow
>>568941214i schedule 1-3 jerkoff sessions into the depth of night.jerking it early is unrealistic.
Just finished my Darknerdex in Deltarune Monsters except for the event-only monsters like Cherry Mizzle, Goulden Lancer, and Apple Girlington
Im a penis in a bottle (sung to the tune of genie in a bottle)
>>568941516me when I get Bottle BFDI
>>568938815I knew they started slenderman but had no idea they also started the backrooms.Also don't forget Toby "Radiation " Fox was also a goon.
>>568941385Dawg you couldn't pay me to go to /v/.
are your guy's cocks small enough to fit into bottles what are you talking aboutmaybe like a Gatorade but not a pepsi one
>>568941579What's unrealistic is you standing after I'm done with dat ass
>>568941516Cervix penetration is just a porn meme, isn't it?
My penis is 6 inches
>>568941881It is, literally cannot be penetrated
>>568941823I can get the tip in and that’s enough
>>568941871
looking up furry porn iso I can learn what an animals penis looks like without googling "animal penis"
>>568939857If I was a woman I would continue to do nothing with my life and it wouldn't make me desire anything special. I'd probably be more generally pissed off due to period cramps.
>>568941881What no dude its how they lose their virginity its what makes periods hurt so much it doesnt get stretched enough
ELEPHANT PENIS BOOBIES
>>568941971I just rawdog itI have a fly penis saved to my phone as we speak and a spider's coochie too
What if aliens that looked like Fave came down and abducted you and said>BRING US TO THE LEADER OF DELTARUNE
>>568941971nigga just look up the animals penis what are you scared of
>>568942091*points in the general direction of Japan*
Theorizing about "where is Kris's original soul" is like asking where Susie's original hands areThe red soul you control in the game IS Kris's soulRalsei and the narration both describe it as suchThere will be no twist that Kris's soul is actually cyan and was absorbed by the Knight or something, you have had Kris's soul's whereabouts from the start
>>568940991Truly the best newsletter ever.
>>568942187How am I supposed to do that a public library without people judging me?
Will jannys ban me for posting fruity fly penis? See you guys in 3 days if I get banned
Every board feels slow and lifeless these days, says Alphys
>>568942212susie's cyberaugmented turbo hands...
>>568940530i AM fat, anon, i'd be a fat woman who attracts lots of people so i'd win anyways
>>568942297Why are you looking up furry porn in a public library
You want to bringFruit fly penis!?
>>568942406So I know what animal penes look like.
>>568942342The site is deadI mean after months of this never ending captcha battle against AI it isnt surprising
Now that I have an excuse to say this, Susie is just female Malroth
>>568942327that's the exact one I have saved lol
>>568942327this is an adventure game background of a cave entrance set on an alien planet you can't trick me
>>568942327I need a labeled version whats going on there
>>568942516KEKKK
Bug dicks are terrifying
>>568942327Why does it look like Asriel?
>>568942486aw fuck you're right, it's just with music instead of building
My penis is less than 2 inches but I'm not gay
>>568942595Look he just got out of a cold shower ok?!
>>568942679it's not gay to get sucked off if you close your eyes can I suck you off
>>568942297>>568942406Nta but i look at fetish porn in public around other people, get on my level
/utg/-Periods and sex and bug dicks and anything but fucking Undertale/Deltarune General
>>568942679flyanon…
i don't care about your cock sizepost your hobbies right fucking now
>>568942595Reminder the vagina is around 4-5 inches deep at most so having a long penis is actually completely pointless
>>568942679Where we're going you won't be needing it Krautsie
Fave's magic potion that changes your penis size to exact size they want. (any size)
>>568942795actually it's an asriel bug penis so it's related
>>568941971You should look up feral porn, they've got better examples of animals penisWould fave do this btw?
>>568942679(Gay penis)My penis is less than 2 inches but I'm not gay (Penis gay)
>>568942896tell us about the stinkbugs
>>568942896Royal Scientist tabs
>>568942865So why do women want long penises?
>>568942865I don't think human vagina depth benefits bugs
WHERE'S THE GODDAMN NEWSLETTER WE'RE DYING OUT HERE
>Gets electrocuted in the chair>Wake up on a bed of golden flowers
>>568942865People keep saying this but I have no idea if it's true. Talking about penes on the internet is like talking about electricity with cavemen. Nobody has any idea what they're talking about. Pontificated Kris.
>>568942961>>568943035They scissor each other
>>568942668They're both aggressive hotheads who resort to violence or aggression for most of their problems (or at least that was ch1 susie) but are extremely ride or die when it comes to their close friends no matter what. And I love both of them, Malroth is easily one of the best parts of Builders 2 FUCK YOU YOU STUPID MIRROR I KNOW WHO THE MONSTER IS DONT FORCE ME TO DOUBT MY FRIEND
>>568942840working on my own gamegetting hitboxes working rn
>>568943087they don't it's unironically gay porn propaganda. They do care about men's height however
the shitppins suck
>>568943087so they can rape moids better
>>568943087You've been lied to by other men. A lot of men just assume what women like based on what other men tell them rather than listening to what a woman says she likes!
>>568943216giwtwm
>>568943102
>>568943192Try not making Pippins out of shit next time
>>568943320HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG
>>568943320BLUE BOARD, MUFFETFAG
>>568943254This is predicated on the idea that women tell the truth.
>>568943117me and who?
>>568943157I am picking up what you're putting down, he even gets to use some axesyeah replaying through moonbrooke is fucking infuriating lmao I did it late last year
>>568942795Only Tennaposters can save usBut they have forsaken us and deemed our thread unworthy...
>>568943117If RG03 and RG04 made it in then we would've had people studying insect genitalia to draw them scissoring
>>568943471They all got electrocuted from cumming on TV's
>>568943320based
>>568943320haha_______________
>>568943180Do i stand a chance at 5'8,9" (rounding up to 5'9") with high-functioning autism and being antisocial?
Hey Guys! What's up? Are you talking about the ga-Dios mio
>>568943668rope time
>>568943668>5'8,9" (rounding up to 5'9")
>>568943659I MEANT TO TYPE BUG GENITALS NOT ANIMAL GENITALS FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT.
>>568943749Oh nothing Toby, anons are just trying to convince each other to kill themselves. A normal day here
>>568943823bugs are animals dumbass
>>568943749
>>568943668Something you need to understand is that only bad people are lonely. Good people naturally have lots of friends, so if someone has friends they must be a good person. However, people with no friends are bad, because they have no friends. You need to understand the the reason you have no friends or romantic prospects is because you are bad, possibly also evil. Once you stop being evil, you will have friends and romance. Sadly, lonely (evil) people are too stupid and evil to realize this. We'd really be better off killing them all, but we don't because we're stupid.
>>568943659>>568943823It is ok if it's bugs
>>568943749Does he wear his backpack with the chest straps on like an actual child. he is so cute. I hate him
>>568943668You should round up your weight, start eating
>new janny: *deep breath* ok you got this remember your training >this thread>Janitor applications are now open. Apply here!
>>568943974
>>568944089that is a 34 year old man anon.
>>568943175HUGEdoing godot practice myselfwhat if we went under each other's desks haha
>>568943974But i dont know how to get better at this getting friends thing
>>568944147Name 5 stories like this
>>568944031It's hip to fuck bees
>>568943946>AI slop>spoidtenna shitthey should feed you rocks.
is this the bug fucking thread?
>>568944206It's literally called being a good person. You just have to be a good person and then it's literally SO easy anyone could do it. Try not being an incel or whatever. It's not hard.
>>568944154I know which makes it all the more stupid. I dont think ive ever seen anyone wear their backpack like that other than dork hikers and children
>>568942840I've been plugging away at my quirky RPG about depression but I overshot it and accidentally started conceptualizing the sequel
>>568944314no but we're far beyond the point of having a defined thread topic so come on in
>>568944308you just got raped and let me know
>>568944263Toby, this is good news! We can finally be bees!
>>568944406yup, gonna have to go under your desk too
>>568944314welcome welcome
>>568944479I'm amazed people like you existed and are taking up resources on this planet. We're so fucked man.
>>568944147This is unironically how the pillars view themselves
>>568943462At least the devs know how infuriating it is, because when they say that the builder isnt smiling anymore its genuine, he actually has a scowl on his face for most of that section when they made it a point in the intro that even being a slave for monsters doesnt wipe that smirk offBut at the same time, if you use the mirror on the two guys in the crowd who are actually monsters, they just go "what cmon stop wasting your time check someone else" AND THEN YOU DONT USE THE MIRROR ON THEM, YOU CAN DO EVERY OTHER PERSON IN THE CROWD EXCEPT THE ACTUAL MONSTERSFave is still hoping for Dragon Blazer Builders 3 to happen someday and that it ends up being just as good if not better than 2, maybe with a genuine magic/party system since 2 experimented with both (even if "magic" only really extends to the Cautery Sword existing)
>>568944120I'm already fat bordering on obese (around 29,something BMI) and been pretty obese a few times in the past (i recall being over 110 kgs at some point in my teen years) so lol, way ahead of you
Thinking of kissing him tenderly, slowly undressing his body like I'm unwrapping the most precious gift to ever exist. Gently and with care, there is no rush because love is a unique experience.When he's fully bared to me, I would begin caressing, worshipping his body with my hands. I want to leave no inch of him untouched, give him all the attention. My lips would also be kissing him softly, plastering proof of the love and affection I feel for him. He must know how much I care for and treasure him.He must feel loved and cherished. I won't stop even if he has a pretty flower on his nose or he's giving me cute giggles. He should be celebrated, appreciated, and that is what I intend on doing. Thoroughly.
>>568944587retard doomerism and elitism is anti undertale/deltarune btw yet we accept you
>>568944778what do you think of bug genitals
First, I make the rpg about depression Then, I make the fps about schizophrenia After that, I make the sports game about being normal.
>>568944089>why does the guy with repetitive stress injuries from youthful neglect of posture wear his backpack correctly instead of having the weight be unstable and constantly shifting>dork hikersthe absolute sedentary seethe lmao
What if I post that video of the cockroach rape machine how would you feel?
>>568944345I can act polite but idk if im close enough for me to know if i actually got to be friends with those i know
>>568944160What type of game are you making?I was working on a 3D metroidvania. I got stuff levels loading in and out pretty good recently.
>>568944867IDIOT! The sports game should be about being homosexual!
>>568944867>fps about schizophreniatf2
>>568944889get the fuck /out/
do you think sautéed cabbage would go well in spicy cheddar Kraft dinnerI made a bunch of it to eat on it's own but it's kind of shitty just like that
>>568944889I wear a backpack all the time to the point people have called me "backpack anon"
>>568944919go for it I'm feeling a bit amoral
>>568944935"Acting polite" is the first step to being evil. You shouldn't have to "act polite" you should just BE polite. It's a huge red flag that you view basic kindness and empathy as something you have to "act". Maybe try fixing that before demanding that people love you and thinking that you own women.
>>568945076bruh just say cabbage and mac & cheese don't pretend to be fancy
>>568944314thread will do anything to not discuss deltarune.
>>568945076It would go better with ground meat
i'm becoming misanthropic
>>568944863I wish to not see them
>>568944889actually this made me mad because just yesterday I was thinking about how my backpack hurts me when i ride my bike so go to hell I guess I am getting old
>>568944778Uuhhhh this
>>568945218many such cases
Better hang up that computer call, come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantical.
>>568945218chara in the throes of their tragic backstory...
>>568944945i haven't really started yet, just doing tutorialsbut eventually it's gonna be a pvp version of utdr where you can make your own custom bullet patterns to use against your opponent in turnsmetroidvanias are cool, i loved the hollow knights
>>568945218i'm becoming less and less misanthropic with time, i don't want to become a jew
laying eggs inside of fave
>>568945218you'd be stupid not to be so
>>568924750his default name is URIST
>>568944147The artist who made this comic draws pretty okay fetish porn
>>568945329you gotta save the hate for the right people (mormons)
uhhhh... this is Catti and... Noelle, sure
>>568945147I didnt demand that people should love me no matter what and i never said anything about owning women, i just want to make friends and live happy, is that too much to ask for?
>>568945320"people" like you are why
>>568945169that's what they are fuckerthey have different properties and flavors you american cheese eating son of a bitch
>>568944867>fps about schizophreniaSerious Sam II
We should let the threads die until newsletter or chapter 5 in protest of lack of both of them. That will show toby.
>>568941169>runaroundTenna slides like a heavy boulder at his fastest.
>>568944776ZAAAAAAAAAMN
>>568945465>Jesus fucking christ what the actual fuck
>>568945465idk what's worse, being a moid and having nobody want you your whole life or being a foid and everyone eyes your chest like a piece of meat
>>568945518>the animation is still fast, he just moves really slowly
>>568945710I want many moids
I'm a moid drawfag would any of you want me?
>>568945710I would rather be disregarded than actively preyed upon
>>568945832>>568945832>>568945832Hop on
>>568945710it's hard not to look I'm sorry
>>568945871No that's not necessary let it die
>>568945845Yes I need you for love and sex
>>568945845me too yeah let's kiss away from judgemental eyes
>>568945954no that's Anonymous you're thinking of the free to play game set in The Tower of Barbs
>>568945931don't apologize to me idk what it feels like. i am a moid. i feel bad for foids who feel that way though.
>>568945710As someone who's the former, i would want to be the latter so i actually feel desired
>>568945710When someone finds me a genie or wizard willing to grant me a wish we can find out scientifically when I wish for everyone in the world to switch sexs every 24 hours.
>>568945495maybe you should redirect your frustation to be better and do better, even spamton is better than you nowthe world is bad because people like you have resentment and don't let it go
>>568945710Is it wrong for people to like what they see when they look at you? Is that not the entire principal behind being attractive, that you WANT people to look at you and like it? Why is it suddenly a problem when it comes to breasts, shouldnt you be more proud of your natural beauty than the beauty you have to go through an entire regiment for? Why are breasts not allowed to be appreciated as beautiful like ones eyes or even their hands
>>568946985They hate men but love attention so they attract you but god forbid you show any actual interest beyond her appearance
>>568945682if it had been up to me, i'd just stay obese as fuck like i was back then desu
