Bae-thal EditionPrevious Role-play>>568834923What is /crpgg/?A community dedicated to all past, current, and upcoming Computer Role Playing Games Such as:Arcanum, ATOM RPG, Avernum, Baldur's Gate, Black Geyser, Colony Ship, Deus Ex, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Drova, Encased, Expeditions, Fallout, Gene Forge, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Might and Magic, Necromancer's Tale, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, SKALD, Solasta, Sovereign Syndicate, The Elder Scrolls, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vagrus - The Riven Realms, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.Newly Released: Esoteric Ebb, Banquet for Fools, Stellar Tactics, Zero ParadesIn Development: Altheia, Avaria, Legends of Awen, Rakshasa, Solasta II,Underrail 2>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.png>Computer Role Playing Games Resources:https://pastebin.com/NEvHHATehttps://monkposter.github.io/community.html>Thread QuestionUndead Waifus: Y/N?
Imoen
The Kroot are cute
>>568933815Yes! YES! We all love dead evil women here
these dogshit threads are why others rush to create one
Yrliet owes me sex
>>568933815>Baeis this more hoodrat slang I'm too pale to understand?
>>568933978....is a poorly-written bandaid character that only exists because players didn't want to use Montaron and couldn't find Safana!
Camellia Gwerm
>tqOnly the Vampire kind.
>>568934093This but unironicallyI can't imagine simping for someone who fucks you over so much unless they're giving you sex or are a close blood relative
Incidentally, was very confused to notice Jack DEFINITELY had nips in the sex scene, but I didn't download any mods that mention adding them. Ashley had them in 1 too so I guess it's bundled in with one of the big overhaul mods?
>>568933815>Thread questionDepends. Vampire women are kind of boring. They're basically just elves who suck blood. Granted they are still more interesting than elf bitches.
>>568933815>Undead Waifus: Y/N?Undead stink.
>Dark Heresy has 4 (four) origins onlylmao
>>568934265Insane that the closest thing we have to a vampire gf in a crpg is using mods to turn Astarion into a fucking womanNo, Beamdog's fanfiction doesn't count
>>568934265They also stink
>>568934504>an Eldar offering to be a yoga teacher to a mon'keighHe might be the most tolerant Eldar in existence.
>>568934547It's BetaThere will be more in full releaseOwlkek didn't specify which onesThere are psyker schools missing too
DH will have a Arue like companion down the line that everyone will smooch because she'll mog the crispy grocery store aunties
>>568934676Look anon I don't ever say this, but that's cope
>>568934504>>568934672>people having a conversation>leldar shoves everyone aside to call them stupid animalsWho asked?
>>568934774>she'll mog the crispy grocery store auntiescan someone translate this zoomer babble for me
>>568934814He's trying. He's really trying.
>>568934867found a milf!
>>568934796You're retarded if you think this unironically
>>568934085womp wompnobody fucking cares
>>568934923Okay, see you at release
>>568934814>people having a conversation>leldar shoves everyone aside to call them stupid animalsbased, the mon-keigh should be thankful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1yvlOL6mRA
>>568934216Imagine being unable to appreciate the simple purity and excellence of a character like Imoen, who was the most popular character in every single installation of the original BG series, and for good reason.
>>568935431>cool and based and friendly elf Chad giving (you) a high five because you're so based
>>568934867Anon really likes this tweet apparently.
>>568934796How? Tons of shit isn't implemented in Beta, entire tier 2 archetypes are missing. They will 100% add more origins, worst case scenario they have little to no reactivity.
Torrent status?
>>568935486I didn't really care much for Imoen but admittedly I always used her because she's CHARNAME's childhood friend and you-know-what. She's nice but if she weren't what she is I probably would've replaced her with someone else.Game feels kind of weird if you bench her.
>>568935601grim generation if they incorporate tweets in their vocab
>>568935486Imagine thinking a character with terrible lines like "mutton-mongering riffraff" and "you're a queer fellow" didn't get old after hearing them the 50th time. Imagine thinking that making an irrelevant non-character from the first game suddenly taking on plot relevance by becoming a secret Bhaalspawn doesn't reek of shitty, retroactive writing. >Appeal to popularitylol, lmao
There's romance in Vampyr and in fact it's central to the plotline.VV likes the protagonist and it's sort of hinted you might work together more in the future.There's also Ydwin, who didn't have a romance but was designed to be cute and she's friendly enough and is interested in the player academically and then you become friends so that could always lead to more.There's also Serana, who says she doesn't want to romance or get married which makes sense given what she's currently going through with her family and all that, but then later says she will "follow you to the ends of the planet" and that you're the first person who cared about her and that she returns the feeling, so who knows where your friendship goes in the future.Let's not forget Dragon Commander, where one of the romance options can become a vampire.If you want to go into more of the vn but still a game route, there's also Cabernet, Romancelvania, and Moonlight Lovers.Not a waifu, but of course there's Astarion, where him biting you and various vampire things are part of the decisions.So there's a few.
>>568934774>crispy grocery store auntiesEpione is already off the table. She's not a romance.>Arue like companionYeah, Discordance
>>568933815retard waifufag remade his thread
>>568935920Vampire Romances are inherently Cuck coded
>>568935909>terrible lines like "mutton-mongering riffraff" and "you're a queer fellow"Ok queer, let's see you come up with better lines
>>568935920I would go back and time and stop Todd Howard from adding Serana to Skyrim so you wouldn't exist
>>568934547It has portraits for nonexistent origins so obviously they will be in.
>>568935883>>568935601It's a pretty apt description thoughSo many black women characters end up looking like Debra Wilson for some reason
>>568935920
there isn't a single vampire girl that you can romance who isn't a massive slutserana? raped cumslutVV? whore
>>568934867In the distant future, DH will have a babygirl companion that is younger, cuter, sweeter, and more fun than her competition: dried up aunties from Whole Foods
>>568935920thank you for talking about games once again
>>568935909t. mad queer
>waifufags already forgot about DiscordanceShe is still my money on the Arue/Cassia of the game
>>568936342Neither of these characters are a romance
>>568936254Dark Heresy's companion roster unironically would have fit infinitely better as the Rogue Trader companion roster (expect a couple of expectations like Heinrix, Abelard and Cassia, since it makes sense for them to be on a Rogue Trader ship and there definitely should be a couple of dogmatic humans).
>>568936254reddit meme
>>568935909>Mutton mongering riff-raffThe fact you cannot appreciate such high and elegant prose is only proof of the lackluster nature of your own mental state, anon.
>Hunter....
>>568936254In my opinion, all DH companions should've been Aeldari, and it'd go like this:>Hot athletic Howling Banshee>Hot athletic Drukhari Succubus (can be double-romanced with the Howling Banshee)>Hot Mandrake, kind of like Camellia>Hot Farseer>Hot Autarch (her romance is the most autistic one)
>>568936254conflict -> drama -> hard choices -> good crpg
>>568936542I didn't claim that they were >>568935920 didI was just pointing out how all of these undead waifus are all whoreseven jaethal is a hoe
>>568936342Serana was raped and gaped for 50000 years by Molag Bal so no.VV is a literal prostitute. Uhhh there's Hexxat in in Beamdog's bg2 but shes a lesbian and black so anons would never. I don't know her backstory anyways.
>>568936254R*eddit memes are so fucking garbage holy shit. Why are r*edditors so boring
>>568935960>Epione is already off the table. She's not a romance.Proof?
>if you get raped you're a slutWhy are 4channelers like this
>>568936667There better be a scene were she brings you the body of some weird alien critter she killed as a gift with a special option to turn it into a wearable cloak or something.
>>568936589I don't think Heinrix makes too much sense on a Rogue Trader ship. An Inquisitor? Get lost.
>>568935909So I kicked him in the head till he was dead! Nyahaha
>>568936824Sorry Seranafag but shes ultra used goods
>>568936824What was she wearing when she was raped?
>you’re a whore if you were rapedI’m a whore
>>568936824It's not rape if she loved it
>>568936821Her whole vibe She's so impersonal
>>568936589Truth be told anything fits in a Rogue Trader's ship. That's kind of the point of Rogue Trader.>>568936948I'm sorry anon...
>>568936824Vivec was also a slut for fucking Molag Bal
>>568936395the fuck is a babygirl
>>568936824Serana didnt get raped. Her family willingly submitted to the "prince of rape" and got what they wanted.
When Serana talked about petplay I didn't think she meant this
>>568934324The moid inability to understand unconditional love
>>568936824Because it's the truth that only sluts and whores put themselves in the position to be raped to begin with. If a woman conducts herself with good sense and virtue, she will never the potential to be raped to begin with. Ergo, all women who are raped should be viewed with contempt as the harlots that they are. This is not hard to understand.
>>568936693Did you happen to be one of the devs for BG3? >I'M SICK OF ELVES
>>568937037Moeblob
I honestly think Dark Heresy might be the first cRPG in which I don't romance anyone.It's not that the companions aren't interesting, it's just that I don't think any of them are hot.
>>568937224Just remember your waifu is dlc content Kiblard
>>568934547There are new portraits for Ministorum, Schola Progenium (character creator), and Administratum (files, male only for now) origins already in the game, which brings the total to seven.RT had seven origins at launch. DH is missing the Navy and Commissar backgrounds but will gain the Schola and Administratum ones.
>>568937037Moeblobs that these waifufags love so much.
>>568937224Yeah, they really aren't attractive at all. The finished version of Chorda makes Galfrey look appealing, as an example. Absolutely repulsive or just bland companions across the board, romance wise.
>>568936824a true slut like Isabella can never be raped
>>568937224You will be slutting around with all romance options on your first playthrough, why lie on a mongolian basket weaving forum?
>>568937336>AdministratumYes I WANT TO BE A OVERWORKED CLERK!
>>568937336>No Sister of BattleJesus Christ man whose soul do I have to sacrifice to GW to get a game where they're playable?
>>568937376I don't think you know what either of these words mean
>>568937037cute girl that doesn’t have millennial energy
>>568937305I'm actually an Yrlietfag.>>568937391Right? They're not uninteresting but certainly not romance material to my eyes.>>568937450I 100% won't anon, no lies.
>>568937474Isn't that boomer shooter 40K getting a DLC or something where you play as Sister of Battle?
>kibbleards are the ones who keep crying aboutut waifuseverything is clear to me now
>>568934093Yrliet owes me literally anything and everything I want for how much she fucked up.
>>568935920Only Vampire Girl I Find Sexy is Rayne From BloodRayne Technically She's a Dhampir
Disco-chan girlfailured babygirly across the room, her youth mogging all these aunties like for real
>>568937474>Jesus Christ man whose soul do I have to sacrifice to GW to get a game where they're playable?Boltgun 2 allows you to play one, but in general people don't wanna make SoB playable because women going through horrible violence that men goes through in 40k would make woke people uncomfortable
>>568936824Assuming this is defense for SeranaIt about as much rape as a prostitute sleeping with someone she doesn't like or thinks is disgusting for moneyIf you ask her if she regrets it, she gives you a hard no
>>568937618That's barely a character, but yes, you can choose to either play as a spess mehreen or a sister.>>568937687Gay, nuns with guns is peak.
>>568937129>ergoI hate you so much it’s actually unreal
games where I can romance nuns?
>>568937474Owlcat has never done a gender locked class anddddd IF its trve that Jimmy Workshops doesn't want Sisters to be romantic, no way your player character could do a romance.
>>568937176sportacus is an elf???
>>568937391>>568937610Retards judging by the portrait which you never look at without even hearing the characters speak
>>568937852omg hiii Touma>>568937861Warframe has that Nun looking lady
>>568937861Samara
>>568937976>which you never look atWhat?
>>568937946in the native language of the show creators, yes
>>568937861DA2 Sebastian.
>>568937474Before rogue trader I had no idea sisterfags were even more annoying than muhreenfags
>games where I can romance vampires?>games where I can romance babygirls?>games where I can romance nuns?>games where I can romance my fetish?Sawyer was right
>>568937946>>568937176Alf is an elf???
>>568936705Jaethal was a married woman with child
>>568937861penitimentbut you really shouldn't romance her
>>568937861>>568938012I have no idea what Warrfame romances are like but shes cute
>>568938108>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRPGS SHOULD BE AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO AIIEEEEEEEEEEE AVELLONE KREIA SAVE ME
>>568938136So?
>>568938073You glance at them in tiny avatar form but you don't peer at them intently
>>568937473It might be funny. I like the idea, but only if it comes with unique dialogue options where you can avoid diplomacy/intimidation checks by remembering legal loopholes that might cause trouble.>>568937474Aren’t there other games where you can play as a SoB? Gender-locking is one issue, as it would essentially force Owlcat to create a gender-locked male equivalent and double the workload, since these would be two separate origins. Another problem is that origins already have notoriously little reactivity, and SoB are too big of a deal to get away with minimal changes to existing text. That’s why I don’t believe we’ll ever get a Mechanicus origin.
>>568938127He eats cats, so obviously he is an elf.
>>568937976>Which you never look atYou look at it during every combat and every dialogue with the character so that's pretty much the entire game if they're part of your retinue. And none of the DH companions have attractive looking portraits. Combine that with the fact that there's nothing appealing about them personality wise as romantic partners, either, and I would say this game is going to be by far Owlcats worst effort on the romance department by far. The rest of the game looks solid so whatever, but I don't see why you would get mad at anons calling a spade a spade.
>>568938108baseder literally created a game where you can fuck a nun
>>568937224As a weird girl enthusiast, the only way I'm not happy is if Aspyce and Epione are the only options.
>>568937176Is that troll one supposed to be Astarion
>>568938108How is your studio doing Mr Sawyer? Did you hit gold with OW2 and Avowed?
>>568938307???You're constantly seeing the portraits, when speaking to them, their mugshot while exploring, when checking their character sheet or their inventory
>>568938307Yrliet gaze-raped me.
>>568938459damn are you suggesting games with smoochable dollies sell more thanks I had never thought of that
>>568938108Yeah okay but are there any games were I can romance a snake woman?
>>568933815>EncasedLiterally what?>Might and Magic Not a crpg series>Sovereign SyndicateNobody has heard of this, talked about it, or played it>Ultima>Vagrus - The Riven RealmsDo I even need to say it?>WizardryNot a crpg series
>>568937336Huh, previously I thought that acolytes do not get recruited directly from Schola Progenium, but I was wrong
>>568937086What exactly does she do to warrant unconditional love?
>>568938108No one wants to play a half-baked pirate rpg with tacked-on sailing that is complete whiplash from the first game. Now let's compare the sales between Pillars 2 and bg3
>>568938321>>568937870Well they could fucking try, couldn't they
>>568936824It's just performative misogyny. Most people don't believe the things they post here.>>568937694That's actually not true. When you talk about the ceremony in particular, she does say it was harmful and degrading, and moves the conversation on quickly. She doesn't say she doesn't regret it. What you are mixing up is when you ask her if she regrets being a vampire in general, to which she answers "the powers are worth it and we are badasses", which is not actually answering the question if you examine the word choice, it's saying she at least likes the benefits of it. Furthermore, she never actually compliments Molag personally, she says she likes the material benefits. Furthermore, later on in the game, she actually does explicitly say that vampirism, quote, : "on the whole has been a bad thing" and that she does, quote, : "Regret what it has done for my family". So if you actually keep talking to her and get her to reveal her feelings on the matter more, it actually does take a negative spin, and a pretty clear and overt one once she moves past the canned "we're badasses" line she gives a new person she just met.So it would be inaccurate and misleading to say that she simply likes and has no qualms about it or doesn't regret it on some level. Because that is pretending multiple things she also says don't exist, which would be an incomplete impression of the character.
>>568938787
>>568938641>M&M and Wizardry are not CRPGsAlright man, you've just gone off the deep end at this point, just stop posting.
NOOOO FUUUUUCK THESE PORTRAITS DON'T LOOK YOUNG AND NUBILE ENOUGH
>>568938787thanks for talking about characters despite the rampant shitposting that causes
>>568937336>Schola Progenium (character creator)Post the portraits. I wanna seeeeeeee
>>568938787Good post
>>568936824Her family submitted themselves to himThey didn't get "raped", they sold themselves for power and that is why they are vampire lords
>>568938914>>568938939This is so embarrassing.
>>568938787>>568938914>misogyny>from the fat incel himself lol lmao
>>568938936Probably ones with pauldrons
>>568938674>a child that has been conditioned since birth and recieved probably the best education imperium has to offerWhy wouldn't they be?Why wouldn't they be
>>568938996you mean the schizo waiting for Seranafag to post to spam the same images? yeah
>>568937129Marquie de Sade wrote two books about this and why you are retarded
>>568938787To this day it angers me that I couldn't just flat out kill every single Vampire, including Serana and actually commit to being an actual Vampire Hunter. No surprise though, given that the base game didn't let you side against the god damned Werewolves, either. Bethesda are such lazy hacks it's a miracle they succeeded as much as they have.
>>568937224Rejoice, you will finally be introduced, by necessity, to the proper way to enjoy CRPGs.
>>568938787Serana got raped so hard by Molag Bal
>>568938996Not using the same fagging argument with those post times aren't you?
>>568939167>the proper way to enjoy CRPGs is to enjoy the same game but with less story and content and interactions with the characters
>>568938641>Ultima isn't a CRPGFroggy was rightyou're literally a LARPer who doesn't play CRPGs
>>568939114>Some simp wrote stuff saying believe all women and never hold them accountable for their own actionsYeah okay man, very compelling argument.
toddslop is not a crpg
>>568939215He's using his phone retard
>>568939215eeeeeeveryone who replies to my sworn enemy is a samefag!!
>>568938227You talk to her in a chat messenger (one conversation per real-life day) until you complete her narrative quest and convince her to date you. If you fuck up the conversations (i.e., you're an autist), you can erase the timeline and start over. Then you get to watch a mediocre kissing cutscene once per week.>>568938674Touma has a Schola Progenium background and used to be an interrogator.>>568938780What would a male analogue even be if they suddenly had the budget for it and GW decided to allow it? Something that's exclusively male, plausible, can fuck, and won’t cause endless seething from being locked to female PCs?>>568938936Literally John Heresy and the Asian woman in the same outfit. Picrel.
Do we still love the fish?
>>568939348You're speaking with three peopleMANthara is ugly btw
>>568939215Considering you just brought it up, yes. Anyone that desperate to be called a "good poster" can figure out how to post on multiple ips
>>568938641don't give froggyshit any attention just understand that the threads should be made sooner to avoid his schizolist
Serana is a bigger whore than Shadowheartbtw
>women when being rapedD:>women when you suggest killing rapists or not inviting them overD:
day by day this general has slowly devolved into an insane asylum
Games where I can romance sawyer? i.e. a homosexual autist who doesnt like to be touched?
>>568939464>being so utterly mindbroken that you internalize shitposting as the default and can't understand people appreciate good posts
>>568939521When you think about it, the faction choice for them would be ingesting the blood of someone who willingly offered his wife and daughter, ie the blood of a cuck, making Skyrim: Dawnguard a CRPG
>>568939416Man why do the Dark Heresy character portaits look like such a massive downgrade compared to the RT portraits?
>>568938321Yes, you can play as a SoB in Dark Heresy 1, Dark Heresy 2, Wrath&Glory, and Imperium Maledictus.owlcat could easily add it as a origin in dh if they really want to, but my guess is that they don't want to, since other SoB are already an npc faction and it would mess with your character's loyalties. It's the exact same reason Admech are playable in all of those tabletop games too but is not playable in DH at the moment (and my guess is it won't be).>>568939215It's completely pointless to reason with him. He's been doing this for years because I posted the scene of Shadowheart lusting after Halsin when he said it doesn't exist. Years ago. There's no getting through to him with logic.
>>568939675good post me
they aren't and you're a moron
>>568939516Caring about what games are in the op is fucking embarrassing
>>568939319No Marquie de Sade wrote a book where the pure innocent girl got raped and tortured her entire life while her slut sister lived amazingly
>>568939516bitch you literally got outed as a LARPerso now you're making shit up I bet you even LARP as froggy
>>568939524>Women when being raped D:Do you have a single fact to back up that claim?
>>568939741reflect on the life choices that have led you to this momentsigned: your sworn enemy on a phone
Milli or Septima?
Shadowheart is a whore who cucks you and wants to choke on Halsin's bear cockMinthara is ugly and looks like Tom HollandSerana got rapedThese are all facts
>>568939694Because they're still unfinished. Same thing happened with RT. Just look at the Navy guy portrait for the beta compared to the final game.
>>568939725Why is Shart in your sex mod tho
>>568938371>the fact that there's nothing appealing about them personality wise as romantic partnersHow do you know what their personalities are?Describe Ra'akhti's personality Describe Touma's personality
>>568939516you don't even play gamesyou just come here to shillthat's why you think fucking Ultima isn't a CRPGfuck off parasite
uh oh /bgg/ schizos are leaking here again
>>568939912Fuck, wrong pic
>>568938563>Yrliet peers at you intently >Her clear-eyed gaze penetrates your soul
>muh froggy>muh /bgg/>muh biodrones>muh schizosI know what you're trying to do shill
>>568940103Team Milli
>>568940017nobody is going to play Vagrus - The Riven Realms just because you call it a crpg bitchyou tried this 100 times and nobody has talked about it once
Orin
>>568939694I like some of them. The Ministorum male is very nice. We'll probably also get some more options on release.
Okay I'm doing Lucid Palace first since everyone else seems to do the Marisportum first.
>>568939912MilliSepti is a condescending hag who can't even do her job properly
I LITERALLY just saw a retweet of Krekkov's new Serana pic you can't make this shit up, quite the timing
>>568939416>Something that's exclusively male, plausible, can fuck,If it's not space marines then nothing. SoBs exist to balance SMs
>mantharatroon>the tranny playing bioware games using gay romance mods>the lesbian obsessed ai slopperGenuinely what did we do to attract these retards?
>I LITERALLY just saw a retweet of zoomers are so embarrassingI can only hope this is intentional shitposting and this is not what they think is worth sharing
>>568938683What do you think unconditional means
>>568940303Is she sucking troll dick in that one too?
>>568940303Is she getting raped? If no don't care
>>568940435>no mention of all the Owlcrap shitpostersnooticing
>>568938683It's not up to youWaifu chooses you
>>568939675>>568939876Yeah, some autistic ramble about Serana is such a "good post" and you're totally a normal person. Go get laid or something
>>568939634>a homosexual autist who doesnt like to be touchedYrliet exists
Jack. Samara. You look fucking ridiculous, what are you doing
>>568940435>wefuck off to /ocg/
>>568940435Letting you play as a gay woman, that's it. That is crack to trannies
Warframe has romance? I thought it was some MMO shooter.
>>568940596compared to the drivel you shit out without a second thought? yeah these posts should win some kind of award
>>568939979>Describe Ra'akhti's personality Bird Wenduag>Describe Touma's personalityWho?
>>568940642MOMMY
>>568940596Its him and his fanboy, see here >>568940763>>568940689yeah don't get too excited a lot of them are ugly
>>568940689It has smoochable dollies locked in their little content islands. You can wear their skins.
>>568940596It's a good post because it actually analyses the character rather that just going>lol rape cuck whore cuck rape whore cuckand leaving it at that like you always do
Which crpg waifu would be mostly willing to watch interracial porn with her boyfriend?
Is mintharafag actually a transexual?Or is that just a "call everyone a troon" lingo
>>568938563>>568940132Monkeigh whores
>>568940931this post is extremely low dogshit quality but hey at least it's made by a normal person like >>568940596
All of this because he's mad that Shadowheart cuckolds him, funny
>>568940773>Bird WenduagNot even close. The literal only thing they have in common is being cannibalistic monster girls. And no that's not a personality trait.
>>568940974Yes he is. It would be quite clear if you saw his rabid obsession with lesbians.
>>568941029>low dogshit qualityit's crpg related tho
Dunno how I'm feeling about the Liara consistency mod, they may have been cooking redoing her face in the sequels.>>568940435I'd be proud to tell you if I were trans, but I am not.
>>568940931Isabela
>>568941030take a step outside your safespace sometime this nigga has been a plague sitewide for literally over a decade
>>568940446What do you genuinely think it means? If there's nothing anchoring the relationship in some capacity, you just have incredibly warped thinking
>>568938780>>568939416Gender locking will piss certain people off even if its the accurate. I don't think they need to add a male option. I think of how old Fire Emblems kept the Pegasus Knights as female only. Though didn't the Priest class in RT share abilities with Argenta? We know GW is anal about depictions so would they let a SoB not be a insane retard psycho who dates an elf lets say?
>>568941171keep posting your cute Shepard she's pretty
>>568939416>Literally John Heresy and the Asian woman in the same outfit. Picrel.Oh. They look boring. It's the administratum or the criminal for me then
>>568941353I think we need to take action against shitposts like these that bring nothing to the table and attack quality posters like the femShep poster.
might do a playthrough of BG1 and 2, it's been awhile
I am waiting on the new noblewoman art, hope she's cute like the RT one
>>568939801Yeah so like I said a simps delusional fantasy writings is your basis as an argument against the flat out truths of reality? Pathetic.
>>568939416>What would a male analogueThe 800 different space marine games you can play right now
>>568941558Mass Effect isn't a CRPG
>>568941583What are you going to play
>>568937129>>568941692not crpg go ramble about your incel fantasies elsewhere
>>568934867
>>568939416>Touma has a Schola Progenium background and used to be an interrogator.Yeah, but he clearly meant the canon, not owlkek's fanfiction
>>568941046>Cannibalistic monster girl is not a personality traitThat's Wendaugs ENTIRE personality, though. That's why in the Aeons ending she reverts to being a basic peasant girl with no ambition or skills to speak of.
I liked the post about vampires and I didn't know Serana said some of those things. So the two posts talking about games were good posts. Don't know or care about your schizo boogeyman bullshit. A good post is a good post, while the schizo bullshit were all bad worthless posts. Funny how that works.
All of you need to play Sims 4 frfr
if you dislike "moeblobs" what kind of romance do you like? >>568940763>>568940892>>568941029Uh oh somebody is mad that nobody cares about his stupid monologues. No wonder Serana refused to fuck you, I think you have a disability or something
>>568941583kys Rook
>>568941849why did you post this
>>568941913Your posts are garbage bro
>>568941943>if you dislike "moeblobs" what kind of romance do you like?Cunts. Whores. The more they insult me, the more they emasculate me, the more they cuck me the better.
>>568941847I accept your concession that Serana and all female characters like her are, in fact, whores of Babylon that deserve everything they get.
Is there a romance where the player can be a tsundere?
>>568941943BBshe can fix me types
>>568941913Serana got raped and enjoyed itCait is a smelly junkie who fucked for drugsLana fucked Koth when you were sleepingMinthara was raped by goblins and held several orgies
>>568942101Jimmy
>>568942106>BBBlonde Blazer?
>>568941946atleast he was actually playing a CRPG
>>568941849Stuff like this and Unanswered Oddities is the best use of AI generation I've ever seen
New smoochable alert
>>568942302Yes
>>568942418She's no Theresa
>>568941943With big milkers
>>568940974>is the manchild obsessed with lesbian romance who exclusively plays as a woman a trannyGood question!
>>568942418not a crpg
>>568941913yes but there's no point in saying this. normal people trying to discuss games will continue doing that, and should ignore the monkies who start flinging shit. look how much they managed to derail the thread. ignore them next time
hapa romance when?
>>568942220factual post
>>568942270It's not. What are you on about? Do you not know what tsndere means?
>>568941849Farscape reboot looking fine
>265 posts within 1hr 30 minsdefinitely not suspicious at all
>>568942418Are the other two romance options also weird and boring looking white human women that look like they're from WEGs?
>>568942635sorry the general doesn't respect you nametranny, maybe reddit could rally around you
>>568941849Sourse?
>>568942640you already have Yrliet
>>568942640Camellia.
>>568942640Camellia already exists.
God this game just picked random 5-second intervals throughout the runtime to look positively gorgeous. I wish we got more bizarre locales like this for hubs and not just quick combat missions.>>568941317Thanks!
>>568942640Jaheira
>>568942640Its Cam
Is this truly the male fantasy?
>>568942828https://x.com/Gossip_Goblin/status/2022348244383420568
I thought Camellia was Italian
>>568939694Probably something to do with your shit taste desu
>>568943146Aerie looks like a alien
Has it ever been explained as to how Jae can be an iconoclast as a Kasballican?Kasballicans are small fries compared to the Imperium and even the Imperium can't fight the Aeldari on its own terms, so the only way for them to get xenotech is through trade.Since nothing humans produce is of any value to space elves, Kasballica must essentially be a massive human trafficking organization that sells slaves to weak, risk-averse Kabals or Corsair middlemen in exchange for xenotech.Jae is literally a slave trader that sends people to the worst fate imaginable
>>568943204Ty
>>568943146Yes, 100%. It's amazing to me that all these years later Aerie is still the only character that actually fulfills all the criteria of what makes a girl a great romance candidate. There isn't a single one outside of her that is a virgin, young, cute, loyal, and bears your children. Decades later and BG2 still has yet to be matched, once again, in another aspect of CRPGs, proving once more it is the indisputably best CRPG ever made.
>>568943316iconoclast became a catch-all for bleeding heart, indifferent profiteer, atheist and random other shit in RT
Kibellah tongue up my asshole
>>568943480Haerdalis would like to say something
>>568942785Sorry but we're a based game for real men so everything about us has to reek of desperation and asset flip porn games
>>568943480nefja
>>568943316I sincerely doubt Owlcat really thought through what being a Kasballican actually means and entails, which is why Jae is just your stock sci-fi smuggler type, instead of being the vicious criminal psychopath that she would be in the 40K universe, given her profession. A shame, since that kind of character would've been perfect for a Heretic RTs retinue.
I made a poll for DH romance, I know polls get botted blah blah but I just want the general gist. I put every companion because we don't know yet. https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv4eA4gN
>>568943480>virgin>loyalShe many end up dumping you for Haer'Dalis, so clearly her virginity doesn't influence her loyalty that much
>>568943653>replying to the isabelacuck
comment section is nothing but /crpgg/ shitpostshttps://youtu.be/vPST9bJfCpo?si=WUyVac2uNPYiTIB-
>>568943316Shes not imperium dogmatic chudmaxxer and the party needed another Icono. Abelard isn't really nice and he's also Icono.
>>568943303>Please chose at least 2 option(s)Fuck off
>>568943316Iconoclast is just being an imperium shill. Characters like Jae and Vladym are considered Iconoclast. However in typical Owlcat faction when the player goes Iconcolast it's just full on bleeding heart retard mode without any of the greed or pragmatism of the other characters. Even Abelard is considered Iconoclast even thought he'll happily open fire on rabble to daring to annoy him.
half-elves are universally sluts
>>568943727>only pick twothe xenos it is
>>568943571It's amusing to me this persists when anyone who has actually played the game (so maybe 10% of this general) knows that Haer'dalis cannot succeed in flirting with Aerie if she's in a romance with you. His attempts end in either her ending her association with him and CHARNAME, or staying with CHARNAME outright. The only time he can succeed in romancing her is if CHARNAME is not in romance with her to begin with, but only people who actually played the games are aware of this.
>>568943979blame the human half
>>568943818Who the fuck is Isabela? Why do you faggots have to invent boogeymen all the fucking time?
>>568943979Camellia is a virgin
>>568943898>si=WUyVac2uNPYiTIB-Gay little slave
>>568943728Why do people bother commenting on games they never played? And worse, why have you never played the best CRPG ever made?
>>568944013Haerdalis won
>>568943480Cassia...
>>568943979what about Tieflings?
>>568943316Imperium fights and wins against eldar all the time, not sure who misinformed you about that. Much of the Kasbalica's inventory comes from corrupt guardsmen who make some cash on the side smuggling looted eldar technology from battles rather than following their orders of destroying it.Much of it is also through trade, yes, but there are things besides humans for them to trade. That does happen with deldar, but not with corasirs or craftworlders. They typically give the kasballica trinkets that aren't that rare for them, but are rare for the humans, in exchange for things like bribing the local pdf for safe passage through their system, or for the patrol charts of the system so they can freely move through without being attacked, etc. Information is a trade commodity.Jae says she never trades people, and even though she is a liar about a great many things, she shows on several occasions that she does generally care about not being the worst the Kasballica has to offer, and she does say several things that belie faith in the emperor and a care for the "little guy", which would be incongruous with slave trading.Jae is the more mundane xenos trinket smuggler, from art to weapons, but she doesn't strike me as the more evil variety of Kasballican.That all being said, on the whole, the Kasballica is essentially an evil organization, because the other people besides Jae do stuff like that. They're the mafia, which includes all kinds of crimes and immoral things. So her association with this organization at all is a point against her, even though she's not the worst of the worst of them. Also, remember that Iconoclast really just means you think for yourself even if it contradicts Imperial dogma, so that encompasses a great many behaviors, some of which are evil or immoral. The bleeding heart sterotype is one way Iconoclast manifests in the game, but that's not the only thing it encompasses.
>>568944180Won what? The dude literally has zero chance with her if she's into the player character. He only wins if you have zero interest in her or are playing as a foid.
>>568944127This!It doesnt count as sex if you take it up the ass or take it from a non-humanAnd having vaginal sex with corpses doesnt count either
>>568944013Don't bother replying to cuck posters
>>568943146NoPeak Fantasy Romance Ending is Galfrey Romance as Lawful True Aeon who Erases himselfUnparalleled Tragikino
>>568943979Alistair is a virgin, though, so clearly your statement is false.
>>568943979They're not just sluts but they cuck you too. The sole exception if Jaheira.
>>568943316Drukhari might also need raw resources or intel or curiocities or some luxury stuff. But, Imo, trade with DE is not really moral even if you're not trading slaves.Also, regarding Kasballicans, there are also many other alien races besides the Eldar, so Kasballicans can be different in morality (but iirc Jae openly mentions trading with DE)
>>568944158what?
>>568944315He won
>>568944343there are no half-elves in Dragon Age, only humans who happen to have an elven parent, but that's itthey're fully human and have nothing in common with elves
>>568944215Doesn't have your children.
>>568944180Even when you aren't involved with Aerie and they do start dating unopposed, they break up in ToB because HD is too much of a Doomer.
>>568944327Why are you singling out Galfrey specifically when all the romances (besides Camellia lol) get an ending like that?Other reason besides liking her (you have shit taste) I mean.
>>568944407>The sole exception if Jaheira.do goyim really?
>>568944215Do you think Cass reads or writes yaoi?
>>568944491You willingly shared a trackerThe link works without it
the best romance in rpgs is Maya Amano in Persona 2
>>568942418
>>568944343he cucks you with morrigan
>>568944695AI? Isn't the bottom right the Star Wars ginger guy
>>568944695>another "role playing" game where the only role you can play is the one the devs give youKnight's Path goes right into the "not a role playing game and should never be fucking posted here again" list.
>>568944642Yes. Even if I were to use your mentally ill definition of cucking a dead man, it still wouldn't count because Jaheira feels really guilty about it and her romance is the slowest one of them all, plus Khalid even tells her to move on.And then in BG3 they just made it canon that she never remarried anyway.
Honestly my favorite RT run was the one who didn't reach rank three in any conviction. In the the game considered it the "Glorious" path and has it's own unique ending slide.
>>568944756isn't there a time when Morrigan asks and you can tell Alistair to man the fuck up and do the deed and get it over with?
>>568944603See Her Ending SlidesYou Clearly Have Shit Taste If You Don't Find That Ending Beautiful
>>568944873Centrist? That's my fav
>>568944516>Happen to have an Elven parentYeah they're half-elf in that case, there's really no two ways about it, you can't just handwave half of their genetics and parentage regardless of how DAO handles their physiological development. Alistair specifically has stuff in the DA stories that he can only do because of his Elven blood, he is 100% a half breed.
>>568944986Why are you writing like a retard?
>>568944986I already know her ending slide, she never remarries and looks to the horizon thinking about you, Wenduag and Arueshalae do the same thing. You didn't answer my question.
>>568944670I just copy pasted the link as is straight from YouTube
If any of you haven't played Femshep before, I highly recommend it just for getting to see her throw down with the Shadow Broker it's fucking hilarious. They really should have just made her a muscle mommy.
>>568945103Phoneposting
>>568944756She only asks to get impregnated by Alistair (or Loghain, for that matter) if your character is a female, or if you outright reject doing it yourself, since you are her first choice, even if you're in a relationship with someone else. >>568944873Honestly impossible to feasibly do this run without massive eye rolling since every single Heretic option in the game is pants on head retarded.
>>568945028>Alistair specifically has stuff in the DA stories that he can only do because of his Elven bloodSuch as?
>>568945337you are talking to a cuckschizo
>>568945207He's kinda a 4
If I made a crpg, the romance would be a little bit like thisI know, I know, I'm just that powerful
>>568944670>The link works without itwhat's the tracker and how do I remove it?
Licking Zerbe's mask like this
>>568945337so a slut?
>>568943501>indifferent profiteerWrong. Indifferent profiteer is an enlightened centrist
are you fellas excited for the upcoming divinity trailer
>>568945126Let me teach you thenI copied this link>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIPcPeI6blAThere is no trackerI click share and get this link>https://youtu.be/qIPcPeI6blA?si=txdPQfI-dYryw_BYAs you can see only the si part is unecessary for loading it in and you should NEVER click share as opposed to actually copying it
>>568945337There are some heretic options that are just being a greedy or bloodthirsty fuck instead of "I WORSHIP CHAOS". I went with those and ended the game with only two ranks in every conviction.
>>568945229that would be the fault of your ugly mods again
>>568943480This reads as self-parody but you can never be sure here. There are incels who really do think like that. Aerie's a virgin, loyal, and you can put a baby in her. Nothing about her personality or what makes her an interesting partner. The only thing that matters is that she's a virgin and can carry your baby.
>>568944784Doesn't look even remotely the same
>>568945124if you romance her she says something along the lines that she wises that she wasn't a monarch leading the crusades, she just wants a regular life and in the true aeon ending she finally gets her wish and the person who made it happen no longer exists and only she knows the truth about aeons sacrifice
>>568945794that bald guy is popular but I don't know who he is
>>568945970michael from vsauce
>>568945872Don't know how to tell you this, but Femshep is selectable without any mods.
>>568945337>Honestly impossible to feasibly do this run without massive eye rolling since every single Heretic option in the game is pants on head retarded.Skill issue. I manage it just fine without hitting more than the first rank of heretard. Usually not even then
>>568945970a canadian streamer called northerenlion or NLit's not important it was just an example
>>568945794so if I delete the SI part it will work normally?
>>568944873Because it's the actual "Rogue Trader" path. The ending is great too. You can kill Calcazar and the Imperium is cool with you. And you just go back to profiteering and amassing power.
>>568945926>Nothing about her personality or what makes her an interesting partner. The only thing that matters is that she's a virgin and can carry your baby.The only interesting bit was how the game registered your newborn as an item that's permabound in your inventory.
>>568945765nah, a bunch of iconoclast options make mention of not caring about the origin of things if you can profit from themit's probably partly why they tossed jae into that alignment
>>568945790No. It was clear from reveal the game will be full of disgusting sex for the shock value and attention and I’m over the quintessential Larian slapstick humor. It’s too millennial for me>you can have poly orgies with men, trannies, and unattractive AND everyone will respect your pronouns!!!! >men are so hot amrite XDDD -the official twitter It’s uncslop if we’re being real
>>568944296High quality post answering the question with extra relevant information.
>>568945970that's solas
>>568945790No. DOS2's endgame exhausted me so much that it made me completely indifferent to any other games in the setting
>>568946240dang you got mad no one replied to you
>>568945970that's Pitbull Mr. Worldwide.
>>568946240Hahahahaha
>>568946059do you really think those spaghetti arms are vanilla sis
>>568944296Don't you think these memes are perpetuating a racist stereotype about people like Jae?
Testinghttps://youtu.be/RIM-DCOT2ok?=xFGbfUX-SduQ-D5Q
>>568945790Yeah and I haven't played the other games yet
what do i play anons
>>568945790Not at all, the initial trailer was just SEX BLOOD HOROR SHOCK VALUE MAX, which is a sure sign there's nothing of real artistic merit or worth in what's being created.
>>568946161Yes but the easier way to do it is just to copy the link from the search bar directlyBut if you want to delete it it's simple, just remove everything starting with an including si=The actual video information in >>568945794this example is /watch?v=qIPcPeI6blA
>>568946603Swordhaven
>>568946603Kenshi
>>568944296There's nothing to reply about since everything you said is true and completely answers the question. I will reply anyway just to say good post since it triggers that one faggot. Always glad to see actual discussion and effort in posting instead of the usual shit here.
>>568946721>lowmagic fantasynhnhnhnhhhhhhhhh..... not my usual cup of tea but let me take a look
>>568946603Temple of elemental evil
>>568946661With the amount of people shilling for that trailer, I thought I was the only one that was disappointed about it showing nothing of value.
Smooching Idira
>>568946831you JUST can't help yourself
>>568945926Aerie being young, a virgin, loyal and willing to bear your children are the highest of virtues to look for in a potential wife, though. The fact she possesses all of these qualities should pique the interest of any man, not diminish it. There's nothing "interesting" about the burnt out sluts and aged out hags that litter the world like the refuse they are.
>>568946425They're an import of one of the ME3 multiplayer armors tbdesu, but Shepard could use some bigger guns even without them.
>>568946603Currently playing Strange Antiquities. You should too
>>568939694they are unfinishedlook at his right leg evenBut also all your portraits for RT are depicting high status charactersAll DH portraits depict regular guys from different backgrounds
>>568946996And there it is, the same unoriginal incel drivel we've all seen before. Why are you even here, man? The genre is clearly not for you and has clearly not been for you since Aerie.
>>568946996chudss bringing their best
>>568945790Mildly curious, but we aren't even in EA yet. That game is a LONG ways away.
>>568946603I am currently playing Ash of God's Redemptionit's alright
>>568934249I wanna smooch her.
>>568943316iconoclast is a mix of morality and xenos love, being against some of the imperium's shittiness and liking cool xenos tech qualifies for the first couple of icono levels
Would you smooch Arue?
>>568947213He’s right, ironically
>>568946603Mass effect 1 like me, it reminds that we really need space CRPGs that have nothing to do with warhammer 40k
>>568947187>Why are you even here, man?I genuinely ask myself the same question, why are you here?
>>568947385Oh I would do much more than smooch her. I would also hold her hand and give her head pats and french kiss her asshole
Name 5 trait about Aerie besides virgin, young, child bearing, and loyal
>>568947603Because I like the genre and the waifus it provides. For every Aerie, there are 99 Jaheiras or Viconias. Now answer the question.
>>568947723pretty
>>568947723Cute
>>568947385I'd rather lick a public toilet.
>>568947723Kind, restrained, traumatized, idealistic, and hopeful.
Name 1 trait about Yrliet besides virgin, young by elf standards, asexual, and loyal
>>568947945Stupid
>>568947762>>568947918failed, I should have said non physical >>568947927better
>>568947723Faster than Chiktikka Fastpaws.
>>568943727Epione
>>568947945>loyal
>>568947945retarded
>>568947723What do you have against loyalty, roastie?
>>568947739>or Viconiasand that's grim, you do have a point though, crpgs are the genre for people that unironically use incel as an insult and look at pic related and think "yeah this is fine"
>>568948054She did say this
Generational CRPG when?
>>568948037Cuteness is not an intrinsically physical trait
Imagine complaining about a genre that hasn't catered to your fantasy in 25 years. Maybe take the hint?
>>568947739>There are 99 Jaheiras or ViconiasGross overexaggeration and hyperbole, although no characters have reached the apex that Aerie was since, many characters at least tread along the same road she did, and unsurprisingly they are all popular and beloved wives in their own right. Talia, Cassia, Merill, Annah and pretty much every single SWTOR love interest all fall along those lines.
>>568948324don't even bother trying to prove me wrong kek you just embrace it, at least you're honest I'll give you that
>>568947385>Would you kiss a prostitute?
>>568947945>loyalHer being disloyal and willing to betray you is her main character trait
>>568945790I gave up on Larian after D:OS1, I'm not giving them anymore chancesAdmittedly Dragon Commander made me kek sometimes
>>568948241What, you mean like you smooch your dolly and play as your kids in act 4 or something?
In hindsight I respect the Valerie schizo a lot more. At least when he talked like this he was honest enough to speak like a fucking baby instead of trying to dress it up in le enlightened gender wars word vomit
Isn't VIconia still more popular than Aerie. I always her more in things
>>568947739>there are 99 Jaheirasbruhhag romances are pretty rare
How is force damage in wotr?I'm eyeing a weapon that converts physical damage to force
Just got Discordance. She desperately needs correction.
>>568947945Her growth in confidence from SoA to ToB is nice, if less dramatic than say Nalia. If you somehow used Korgan and Aerie enough to get some banter between them without the full conflict and then bring them both back in ToB Aerie having the confidence to snipe back at him and him being pleased about that is fun.
>>568948841she's like 30 in bg2oh is that the joke
>>568944321Corpses can't get hard, she likes the feeling of a man inside her, an alive one, he can die later
>>568948797Yes. These people are just retarded tourists.
>>568945790Until I've determined if the female lizards still look like they did in the second AND that there is going to be a female lizard companion, my opinion on Divinity 3 remains "probably not going to buy it".
>>568936667Thighs…..
>>568949091This, here in the Cuckold Role Playing Games general we love used up whores, if you don't, you're tourist.
>>568949008Based on the accepted nomenclature any woman above 25 qualifies as a hag. Though Jaheiras actual age is debated, since she was a child of indeterminate age during the Ten Black Days Of Eleint, but how old a child was never specified so there is a 12 year range that people argue about as regards her actual age in BG1-2.
>>568948987>having the confidence to snipe back at him and him being pleased about that is fun.that sounds nice, I did see how she made him uncomfortable
>>568947739>there are 99 JaheirasI wish. I love Jaheira
>>568946661But here is a DEMONIC RITUAL punishing PAGAN SINNERS who are having an INTERSPECIES ORGY and you can see a man's BURN and his flesh MELT this is obviously a mature work not for pansies like you
>>568948915Generally a positive. Isn't resisted and it fucks up ghosts and such. I guess the downside is that compared to something like elemental damage there tends to be fewer ways to boost it based on damage type (+1 to fire damage roll stuff for example).
Wrapped up Lair of the Shadow Broker. Shorter than I remembered it being, but I still like doing it post-game. You've made big strides, but at the end of the day you've still got no fucking clue how you're going to stop the Reapers, and you get to unload your insecurities on Liara.Always feels like this should be a romantic moment, kind of odd to have this beautiful woman in your private cabin sharing a drink, but you're just gushing about how much you love your hardened criminal-cum-poet gf and how you're all probably dying soon. The cabin needs mood lighting, come to think of it.On to Arrival, and it'll finally be time for ME3. Or at least, downloading a hundred mods for it.
>>568949503If you want to see Korgan actually lose in a bantz contest you simply need bring him and Imoen with you into ToB. >Korgan: Hmph! Imoen, ye're an o'erlame excuse fer a member o' this party, and I be tired of exertin' meself to protect ye! Next time, I let ye perish, screamin' like a ninny as ye does!>Imoen: The last time I saw you exert yourself over anything was the last slab of pork at an inn. If you could keep up with me with that beer gut of yours, I'd be amazed.>Korgan: Beer gut?! Why, ye stinkin' wench, how dare ye! Keep up with my keen axe as it flies towards yer head, more like! Though it'd be like splittin' a hair, skinny as ye are!>Imoen: I'd be startled if a drunk dwarven oaf like yourself could hit the broad side of a barn with your axe. And while we're talking about stench, let's talk about the last time you passed out in your own vomit.>Korgan: An outrage! Ye're a canker on me backside, and the world would be best rid of ye! Loathsome mongrel she-dog!>Imoen: Brutish pig! You're nothing but a boil needing lancing!>Korgan: I've seen harlots wi' less open sores than ye, ye pimple-faced, whining guttersnipe!>Imoen: You cantankerous, foul-mouthed excuse for a gully dwarf!>Korgan: Gully dwarf? Har har! Ye knows how to hit low, ye does! Har har! Ye're a fine, fine lass, ye are, Imoen. That Gorion of yers would be proud!>Imoen: Aw, gee. Thanks, Korgan!
>>568949280You are a tourist if you're pretending the prevailing opinion on Aeria wasn't that she was whiny and annoying, yes. People did not find her helpless innocence to be the ideal fulfillment of the male fantasy or whatever.
>>568949503>she made him uncomfortableIn SoA he thinks she's pathetic. Since Korgan likes to needle everyone this means he'll bully her until a fight breaks out. By ToB she knows not to accept his shit.
>>568949861I would have used him more if not for the gay alignment restrictions
>>568949837God shut the fuck up already. Nobody cares about your tranny playthrough.
>>568949862>prevailing opinion on Aeria wasn't that she was whiny and annoyingAerie is highly popular, all three girls are. You obviously hate her so no doubt you get some serious confirmation bias when you see someone whining about how whiny she is, but make no mistake, they are (and you are) a minority.
>>568949837I care about your tranny playthrough
>>568949646I guess in this case that is covered, as it apparently converts your full would-be physical damage to force, might be a bit broken actually, since it should also bypass any and all damage reduction then
>>568950136I don't hate her. I always thought people were a bit harsh on her for her muh wings shtick. Stop being a lying tourist.
>>568949862That's retarded dude, yeah there are people who don't like how whiny Aerie is, just like there are people who don't like how much of a raging harlot and vicious harpy Viconia is, but it's nonsensical to say that either one of them is unpopular. BG2 didn't really fail in any of its three romance choices, Aerie, Viconia, and Jaheira are all well liked.
>>568949862>whiny and annoyingI like her voice acting but some lines are annoying. She is really useful as a mage so I can't complain
>>568947270
>>568949970The reputation restrictions and party members outright killing each other really did straitjacket you into a G/N or E/N party mix, yeah. You can mod it out nowadays though.
>>568945790I hope for another Sebille to smooch
>>568949970Alignment is not a problem in BG2 like it is in BG1, even without mods. You can simply toggle on Slayer Form at will for exactly -2 Reputation. So unless you're doing everything in Chapter 2 and leaving nothing for Chapter 6 you should never have to sweat reaching 20 Reputation and causing an alignment break with evil party members. You do still have to be mindful of the hardcoded companion conflicts though. I'm looking at you Keldorn.
>>568949862TRVKE
>>568950374If anything I feel the game downplays Aeries trauma, she was enslaved in a tiny cage for years since she was a little child, had her wings torturously sawed off after getting horribly infected, and only survived due to Quayle saving her life. After which, she realized that with the loss of her wings she could never even hope to see her family again and that she was permanently isolated from the rest of her people with no friends or family of any sort except one kind Gnome, all because she made the choice of trying to save a random kid from slavers, who she had no idea if she actually even saved, making even the mental salve of "I did the right thing and helped someone" moot. It's amazing she's still a functioning sentient being of any kind, the fact she's traumatized and sad over it is a pretty mild reaction, all things considered.
Imagine the fucking luck that of all the species that could have inhabited the arrival point of your big invasion, it's the reclusive violent slaver shitbags that everyone else in the galaxy hates and DEFINITELY won't listen when told they need to evacuate. For the Reapers, it could not have been any fucking luckier.
>>568951254thoughtful Aeriefag
why did owlkek make a character like camcam
>>568952725To see how far they could get away with humiliating their fans, but they went too far with the whole crazy psycho thing so it backfired becasue most people outright killed her without even trying to romance herThat's when Rogue Trader and Yrliet came in
>>568952168Could've been better, it could've been a v*lus world
Aaaaand it crashed in the middle of the fight. Fucking BioWare
CRPGs where I can RP as a "Literally Me" Character?
>>568953230Since I don't know any details regarding your nature and personality, isn't that an impossible request?
>>568948370Annah (1999) predates Aerie (2000) and barely qualifies as a romance, and is certainly not someone who should be put on your weird pedestal. As for the rest, claiming that they "tread along the same road" or were based on an Aerie blueprint is a stretch, but then again, the blueprint is ill-defined beyond "virginal." Still no explanation of what makes these good waifus, except their (implied) intact hymen. That's the male fantasy right there.
>>568953230Wotr swarm
>>568953230Trails of cold steel
Viconia's still more popular
>a fucking bookactually made me tear up this is so shit and gay
CRPGs where you die fixing your mistakes in a doomed final effort for redemption, justice and hope?
>>568949640Don't forget the HQ PIG DIARRHEA they were so proud to animate! Peak content for a mature audience like you of course.
>>568953657Yeah, the male fantasy is to have a cute, young, virginal, loyal and kind girl completely into them. How dare a fantasy RPG game actually cater to that with certain romance choices?
>>568937042>Her familyHer family, not her.Ask Valerica if Serana was willing and she will dodge the question and say "it was expected of her"Serana is a victim of being raised into a cult by two psycho parents, we see her in game, she's not a malicious actor and she does not believe in anything molag stands for. She's obviously a victim.
>>568954201why are waifufags like this?
>>568954234She's a god damned Vampire and should have a stake hammered through her heart along with all the rest.
Rogue Trader is so much better without Yrliet holy shit.
>>568954234molag bal's cumdump
It crashed on me again, I had to do this fight three goddamned times to progress.
>>568954234>She's a le product of her le upbringingWe all are
>>568952725they wanted to prove that perfection exists, and succeeded
>Dark Heresy doesn't let you go chaos inquisitor NoChaosNoBuy
>>568945676A tracker is simply a link that connects your account to the shared link. Its used for multiple purposes, so when you send a tracked instagram link people who click it will get a pop up saying "thus guy shared this post, want to follow him?'Just be careful not ti dox yourself, an argentinian senator recently got into a scandal because he accidentally did this with his X shitposting account he used to insult his fellow party members. People clicked ln the shitpost link and got a pop up that confirmed it was shared from the instagram account of said senator.
>>568954496But the Cumrag betrayal is less infuriating
>>568954234True. The parents made the decision, and the scene where Serana confronts Valerica about it, one of the things she mentions is that she's always been their pawn. The game establishes that Serana was always a follower, first to both her parents then later to Valerica in her schemes against Harkon. It's really funny to me that all the shitposting about Serana is literally contradicted the more you play the game, so it's one more case among dozens where people didn't play the game they're shitposting about. Or they're knowingly lying. That's always possible too.
>>568954234Why do you keep replying, at this point you should be able to tell that there's no winning, let it rest
>>568954672Seranatroon she will never fuck you + you can't wash away Molag Bal's semen.
>>568954672Many people hate Serana just because they view her as everything wrong with the DLC in general, and being unkillable, which really aggravates people in a game where almost everyone is subject to death at the players hands. Serana being this super special exception to that is naturally going to generate a lot of hatred towards the character in and of itself.
>>568954589Yes, and considering she is not evil in any way and can even be convinced to cure herself (which is not an easy sell, as you are telling her she went trough all that shit for nothing) I'd say she deserves s modicum of understanding, instead of pretending she was a staunch follower of molag bal who really really wanted to do the ritual.>>568954724I came to the thread only now, so I'm replying now.
I hope Serana is in TES6 and she has a new boyfriend
Why'd they strip me down to my skimpy lingerie tho
>>568954618Yeah it does >XanthiteDuring a boss encounter with a gang of cultists, the Xanthite option is>Tell me more about your rituals and beliefs
>>568955075>TES6Is going to be the most colossal fuck up and disaster yet, Bethesda cannot make anything even close to what expectations are for that game.
>>568954947Right, one can criticize Todd for the decision regarding a character being protected for storytelling reasons. That's valid, and I've even said the same thing, and shared this mod with people many times when the topic came up https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/65825but this immoral shitposting about rape is just people with a personality disorder.>>568955059Correct.Her agreeing to get cured, combined with the fact that she literally outright says that she actually doesn't like what vampirism did to her family, paints a clear picture of how the character actually feels.And even if you do the vampire route, keep her a vampire, and take over the castle, she still doesn't start cackling and filling her father's footsteps. She is still sad and says she wants to restore her mom's garden.Like it's so clear if you actually play the game and listen, but here we are yet again: these people don't do either of those things.
>>568955608go back to /tesg/ please seranatranny, its your home
Being evil is a choice btw.
Molag Bal x Serana is canonyour ugly self insert x Serana is NOT
>>568955475I expect it to be another shitstain, just like all their games
i love heinrix
>>568955475I don't think there's anyone left with big expectations for tes 6
>>568955798No you're born evil
I'm a big fat smelly cuck
>>568955798It's the owner not the dog...
>>568956058
>>568956361People are at least expecting a game on the level of Skyrim and I have serious doubts Bethesda can even manage that.
>>568956058>broods gloomily
>>568954234>>568954672>>568954947thank you for having a civil discussion and ignoring the shitposters, I appreciate that
Spawned in my mind 10 minutes ago
>>568940264He looks like he would romance Epione
>Um, actually, I'm not madHarbinger wishes he had Sovereign's aura.
>>568957138two business status?
And that's Arrival, complete. Hackett remains the only good part of the Alliance, but that's nothing new.I always loved what a tacked-on last minute piece of shit this DLC was, refusing to even entertain the thought of getting any of the crew's VAs back for lines. It's just you, Harbinger, a dipshit old lady that leaves Brainwashing Devices on her mantle, and a few extras they didn't bother paying. Still, it's an interesting twist having to go through it all by yourself - though adding Pyro enemies makes it extra cancerous for no goddamned reason.Glad I could finally find time to get this one done; time to get ready for ME3.
>>568946603Degrees of Lewdity
>>568946467It's charming when she does it
>"provokes an attack of opportunity" means that everyone who's threatening the enemy gets to attack them, not just the person who took the Crane Wing featI didn't know thisThis is great
>>568953945>a fucking bookanon no, DON'T! the papercuts!
>>568958219squish them
>>568946467this meme was made by Big R btw
>>568956604he's such a gentleman>>568956921i can fix him
>>568946467Maybe those "people" should stop living according to the stereotypes
>>568946996This attitude makes me wonder why Saerileth isn't more popular with you lot, her cringey age aside. She seems made for the Christian ideal wife checklist.
>>568959184>i can fix him>turns self into an ice statue
>>568959286maybe you shouldn't drop your wallet bitch
>>568959326he's misunderstood
>>568943316>"people" are a material resource>can't trade them to the Kasballica>no alternative Comorragh path where you try to cut off the Kasballica and sell your people directly to the Drukhari, only to end up betrayed by MarazhaiMissed opportunities all around
>>568959908Maybe you could do that at one point because there's an event that gives you "People" as an item. You can do nothing with it though
>>568944649She hasn't read any previously, since her Navis Nobilite family didn't get any for her, but she were to find it in the Rogue Trader's library she'd definitely be into it.
>>568959908Once you make your peace with the fact that Rogue trader is a Dark Heresy game in disguise, all such question will simply disappear
>>568944649I don't think so - I know so>tee hee, Lord Captain, you and master van Calox are so CUTE!>my Lord Captain is a man>mfw
How come there's no good dogmatic portraits? They're all old men.
>tfw no twink dogmachuds in the lotthe imperium has fallen...
>>568960490being dogmatic ages you
>>568960607That's the reason she's so cranky
What with this A.I man, a burning celtic barbarian just threw a pot of oil into the tile, then moved there himself (dying in the process), just to lit my archers on fire. Seriously, those bots will suicide themselves if this means that you will get in a rough position next turn, back in Egypt I saw the A.I shuffle 4 peons, triggering tons of reactive strikes in the process, just to down Bestia.
>>568959302Probably about 1% of people who played the BG games ever actually used that mod. The only reason it's even known is because people liked to post screenshots of it for everyone to laugh at.
>>568960006Some planetary events (exploration, not colonies) require them as a cargo item, if I remember correctly.
>>568938375Pillars?
>>568961552>Pathetic corrupt Roman unable to understand the noble courage of a Gaul willing to give his life for his country and people
>>568959302Fags here only play owlcat games. That guy praising Aerie nonstop is one dude.
>>568945645Boobaest is cute, but I don't think the west can do her archetype well, Amiri is the closest they got and she's a character older than most anons here
>>568961974Surely it cant be that hard to make>huge girl>2 int>she loves youDumb puppy love
>>568962195Larian tried that with Kaerlach and it sucked.
>>568961662Don't know a single one
>>568962195Karlach
>>568962195Nothing is hard, the real question you should be asking yourself is if they really want to do it. You need to keep in mind that crpg devs (or western devs in general) always need to add an asterisk to their girls
>>568961875Listen, I get it, but I find funny how even the most bottom of barrel greekoid peon is willing to explode just to fuck me over. The A.I here is really something else, reminds me a lot of how FE goons would form a line to feed their xp into my goobers
>>568958681would.. she's so nice
>>568962592The bottom of the barrel peons are the ones that are civilians you can kill for extra turns. Everyone in an actual combat role is an elite that would've made up 5-10% of the population of their country total. Mass conscription of the entire male populace wasn't a thing for militaries until the Prussians doomed us all to the world we live in today.
>>568962456Okay, give her severe seperation anxiety aka go full dumb puppyIf you drop her out of the party for whatever reason, she spirals into some psychotic yandere episode, maybe even actively tries to hurt or kill other companions, same if you get too close to said companionsEssentially, if you recruit her at all, you are stuck in her route, or are forced to kill her at some point
Updated this
>>568963171The graph makes no sense, as the birthrate increases they are back, until suddendly they stop being back as it keeps increasing? Because of overpopulation?
>>568963171is that his starlight in the back
>>568963171Larry has a red stripe on his hair
imagine what went through jamandi's head when she adopted a half-orc
What has this general so fast today?Anyways I wish I had remembered to put this in the survey but with how retardedly one-shotty the dark heresy combat is it's funny how insanely useless some stuff is in hindsight.>area of effect specialistWorthless because the only thing that matters is oneshotting the enemies before they oneshot you.And such, etc.
>>568964484The Yrliet of Skyrim caused this
>>568947923>>568948439What did they mean by this?
>>568960006>>568961662People are a resource in the colony management. There are contracts where you sell them so Mechanicus or Calcazar can experiment on them.
>>568965110I didn't play the game
>>568956604why is it always the same RT female portrait that gets used for commission art with Jimmy? Ask for something unique like the bald one or black lady!
>>568965375Owlcat always gives you 50 bad portraits and 1 good one
>>568965375its the person's oc
>>568965375That's none of the default portraits though?
>>568963405because it's over>>568963448idk >>568963527ok he has a stripe now
The word 'OC' always 100% of the time reminds me of this really cool drawing someone made of their tarnished (elden ring) in 2022People need to draw their epic self-inserts more
>>568966195our larry>>568966557Its really common for games with create a character
>>568965110I now what resource in the colony management is. And I'm telling you that aside from that there is also a "People" item in your inventory
>>568965375>why is it always the same RT female portrait that gets used for commission art with Jimmy?Not really. There are plenty of different ones. You're just not well-versed in Jimmy lore
Can Larry suffer Perils of the Warp in Beta?
>to play the beta you have to buy the 300 dollar versionlol, pass.
Yrliet123 lbs
>>568967531Nope he's a cool freaking eldar, they don't do perils
>>568967542There is like a 30 bucks version
>>568967542nobody will release the torrent
>>568967542No, the middle edition also has the alpha and beta. The one that comes with a few digital goodies.The 300 dollar version has the physical stuff they mail to you.
>>568967542>300 bucksAnon click the arrow....
>>568967735Aren't it just Farseers who don't? With their Ghosthelm stuff?
>>568967542Absolute fucking retard moron mouthbreathing idiot.
>>568966195Could you draw this girl please
>>568968130what does she have to do with crpgs
>>568967953They by and large use runes to access the warp second-hand, but I wouldn't be surprised if they can use regular psyker powers without peril risks either, if we're talking lore and stuffHe can't push himself for example, and he can't fetter. (In the game I mean), so he doesn't interact with perils or the veil at all. Lore-wise the eldar are basically constantly using their powers as a scalpel, very fine-tuned, while humans use them like hammers
>>568968721>They by and large use runes to access the warp second-handDo Corsair have runes tho?
>>568968845I don't know a lot about corsairs but I'd assume they have a way to safely use the warp, the eldar never interact with the warp directly if they can help it (thus the webway and shit as you know)
Give it to me straight anons, what does the "discord role" mean if I buy the beta, can I @ Starrok and call him a dumb bitch before I get banned?
>>568969049>can I @ Starrok and call him a dumb bitch before I get banned?I think you can do that regardless
>>568969049Yes
>>568968430OopsCould you draw her as a WOTR portrait? Idc about the clothes or background: >>568966195
>>568968721>They by and large use runes to access the warp second-handLore-wise, are runes 100% protection from Perils or there is still some chance of the danger?
Big Z seems like a reasonable boss so far.
>>568967542Why do so many illiterate people play games that require this much reading?
>>568962456Honestly, this is something that always made me ponder a bit, those things are not limited to californian devs and their goons, it also happens with germs, slavs and ruskies. Do they have a set preference of women? Do we have a skewed, more asian-centric preference or crave for more asian-related tropes due to the fact that we were raised in a weeb website?
>>568962950Weren't chinese already doing mass conscriptions even before christ was born? Weren't also the germs and mongols know from fielding everyone in their warbands? Mass conscription of plebs weren't also a huge issue during the hundred years war?
>>568969802>Lore-wise, are runes 100% protection from PerilsYes.
>>568969802>>568970454Oh yeah, BUT, they're not a 100% solution, they work on almost like a "heat" system, you can only push your power so far before they "short out", they're like a fuse for a psychic battery.
>>568968845>>568968981Huh, they do have runes according to Wrath & Glory: Inheritance of Ember. I always thought they just risk it all
>>568968130
Faster than Chiktikka Fastpaws!No, in all honesty, Aerie is the best romance in bg2...and probably the vast bulk of most CRPGs. That's how low the bar is. You'd have to be a fool to romance a Sharran drow, but I understand if you did because her VA is S-Tier and exquisite. Jaheira disgusts me because she's like my aunt and Khalid's corpse is still warm. And most everyone in Baldur's Gate 2 had a terrible portrait with dumb braids and alien eyes. Waifish ingenues are popular, see Tali from Mass Effect and her ilk.
>>568970117I think it's just a western thing, romance is seen as infantile and pandering as bad, so women are always written to be "realistic" and you know what that means for the average hack writer. Nips don't give a fuck.
>>568970631I think it's cool how the eldar essentially access the warp via tools instead of just using their minds, it's neat.
Oh look, it's says that wearer of Ghosthelm never suffers Perils. So runes are not 100% protection after all
>>568971023forgot the pic
whats more kino for romancing aruefiendflesh shifter or mutation warrior
>>568970702>Jaheira disgusts me because she's like my aunt and Khalid's corpse is still warm.Considering the length of her romance, it could very well be months between your escape and her beginning to admit her feelings.
>>568970702>Khalid's corpse is still warmThis is on the same tier of me calling you a cuck because of Haer'Dalis
>>568971489>>568971525Gorion would not be proud of your actions
Why did Gorino job?
>>568971525Aerie's pregnancy takes less than nine months if Charname really knocked her up in ToB . . . maybe she's really the most cuck romance of them all
>>568972012I read that as giorno and you made me confused
>>568971361Fiendflesh, with the demonic transformation spells (use toybox)
>>568971231And Lodestar Helm is the helmet Way Seekers wear in Kill Team, so it's Larry's helmet
If people don't like dollys then why is Arue the most popular owlcat romance?
>>568972298big happy family correction is extremely powerfulAll romances should have big happy family endings
>>568972298Why are you singling her out? And yes dollies are popular. Romance is the one thing people always beg for whenever a crpg comes out
>>568970702>Jaheira disgusts me because she's like my aunt and Khalid's corpse is still warm. t. has never played BG 2
>>568972298Normal people like dollies in a normal way
>>568972298She's a literal demon and yet she's still the most normal romance owlcat has made
>>568972735Fuck you
>>568972735He did play it, but once shitposters make up a narrative they never let go of it, not even after 26 years
aeriefags becoming the daily persecuted waifutard
>aeriefags really trying to gaslight people into thinking their waifu was popular
>morriganfags really trying to gaslight people into thinking there was a conspiracy against their waifu not being included in the poll
>have a nightshift todayWhat CRPGs should I play today at work?
>>568973629Age of Decadence
>>568973629FNAF Security Breach
>>568973629bloodlines
>>568970689why did Todd stop designing Mer like this and went the generic Tolkien elf route?
>>568970689GOATED thanks
>>568974154they still look like that stop using glamification mods
>>568972772Such as?
>>568975594covering them with bugs and depositing eggs inside
>why did Todd stop designing Mer like this and
>>568976127oy vey, mangoy
>>568975594Start by not arguing about their virginity on 4channel
>>568976336goymer
>>568976127I think he is referring to what the elves look like in ESO. They do look like more typical elves in ESO, especially the trailers.
>>568933815>Undead Waifus: Y/N?Depends. Is the pucci still warm?
>>568976946ESO has you enter molagbal's realm to BTFO him, it's semi-canon at best
>>568976946In game they have the large brows, longer chins, angular features, dark sclera, and angled faces like they've always had. It's just the cinematic trailer woman who looks almost human for conventional attractiveness reasons. Your player character and everyone you actually meet in game is properly "tes elfy". >>568977284Not true, it's canon, and Todd said so. He even went as far as to say, quote, "ESO is carrying the elder srolls torch".
>>568972861No, Valerie is, literally just a regular ass woman
>>568976127>Auriel's light then men know have the Psijic Order intervene
>>568977390>it's canon, and Todd said soDon't believe his lies.
idea: vampire waifu but she looks like the vampires in buffy
idea: vampire waifu but it's just kate beckinsale from underworld
idea: vampire waifu but she's permanently bat form
idea: vampire waifu but she's a vegetarian and doesn't want to hurt anyone
idea: vampire waifu but she always compares your blood to others she's drank from before
idea: vampire waifu but she accidentally drank too much of your blood and you had to go to the hospital and she feels really bad about it
idea: vampire waifu but she's Claudia from Interview with the Vampire (Kirsten Dunst version)
idea: vampire waifu but her fangs are in her cunt
idea: vampire waifu who is the daughter of count von count
ideaL vampire waifu but she's also a Ratfolk
>>568978094>Underworld: Rise of the Lycans: January 23, 2009>Underworld: Endless War: December 2011>Underworld: Awakening: January 20, 2012>Dawnguard dlc: June 26, 2012>father figure is kind of crazy and becomes an antagonist>they get caught up in a prophecy that they don't want anything to do with>they ally with an ancient traditional enemy and find common ground against a new mutual enemy>they are disowned by their clan but through process of elimination become a leader>the obvious superficial similarities as well>Todd watched lotr>TES5: Oblivion>Todd watched Underworld>Serana>Todd watched Expanse>StarfieldHe can't keep getting away with it
>>568978517get this cuck outta here
How do you feel about characterization of Revan in KotOR 2?
You think Arue is good in bed? I imagine before she never cared for her partners pleasure and just cared for her own
dog shit thread
idea: you are the vampire waifu but everyone in your party is an oblivious human adventurer
>>568977390ugh, look at these tolkenesque beauties
>>568979164If I were Revan I would have stayed plowing dark side Bastila on Korriban
werepires from underworldwerepires from adventure quest evendo it, gamedevs, it's kino
Is the beta worth playing yet?
>>568979373Warhammer AoS has Werepires too
>>568978771are we seriously going to sit here and pretend the underworld movies (bar the first maybe) were not absolute dogshit
>>568979727
>>568979915That looks fucking stupid.Though the wolf cloak with the head on the shoulder is pretty cool.
>>568979727I'm talking cool winged werewolves however
>>568980075
>>568980085Fucking awful good lord
>your theory that bog beast attacked the site is stupid>btw i sent my agent to track some weird swamp mutantsis this bitch retarded?
>>568980164It's aislop from deviantart of course it looks like shit, but it illustrates the point
>>568979165Pillow princess
>>568980085AoS has them
>>568980356I really don't quite understand what they were thinking with the models you're posting, werewolves don't change specific parts of their body or turn into centaurs, they turn into beastsWerewolf vampires should turn into wolf/bat-like beasts, not be hairless weirdos
>>568980356Would you romance that?
dark heresy is the only ace attorney game where presenting your badge as evidence is a valid strategy
>>568980553>proof?>I personally believe soSoul
>>568980553And your boss doesn't magically know if your report is correct
I hope that lying on every case report won't come back to bite me in the ass
>>568980264Kill yourself
I don't think any of the DH crew are going to betray usIf anyone does it'll be Touma
bring me closer to the xeno sniper I need to hit them with my sword
>>568981385silco arcane
I don't like that the beastmen of chaos are going for an egyptian thing where the bulk of them have an animal head on a human body
Owlcat, Obsidian, take heed
>>568982382the cutest ER waifus don't even have huge melon boobs
What do goblins smell like
>>568982382Do people like this not feel shame
>>568984205like animals that don't bathe, shit and piss where they eat; and like to party hard
>>568984205rank unwashed ass
I'm kinda annoyed I can't romance Varric especially since it's canon he loves female Hawke no matter who she is paired with. Like wtf... why do I get a monk who never wants sex but a dwarf is too much?
Sebastian is Yrliet for femcels
>>568986891You just reminded me I still haven't finished DAO because my restartitis autism acted up. I'm going to push through anyway.
>>568982382What if I want to play as a cute lady with normal sized boobs
>>568986891hey thats the Katseye girl they kicked out
>>568967375Thank God I'm an artist and can just draw my own portraits.
>>568986891>I'm kinda annoyed I can't romance Varric well, there's a reason for that
>>568987830Imagine having a dwarf warden and reading this shit kek
This is the Kroot equivalent of "I think you are cute"
the dwarf commoner origin is crazy as fuck. if you dont support bhelen your older sister tells you that she regrets not making you a sex slave. your mom is also an alcoholic who talks about how much she hates you and sexually harasses you.
>>568987965>I like the cut of your jib, hunter
>>568987830I wouldn't be surprised if David Gaider is revealed to be a genuine pedo some day with that level of projection. Also>male dwarves are short stocky hairy dude>female dwarves look like 14 year old girls>I would be fine writing a romance between two characters who, by my own admission, look like a short hairy man and a 14 year old girlGenuine mental illness.
>>568987830There's something genuinely repulsive about this
>>568988824He's a faggot
gayder wrote your fav waifus, never forget
>>568988824It's the braindead logic, the bald goatee avatar, the weird projection, and the feminine "ewww"He's like an effeminate pedophile
>Seelah has the pickpocket background
They hated him because he told the truth and was a homosexual
>>568987830The funny part is that Isabela still constantly lusts after him
>>568988923My favorite waifu is Imoen
>>568988742Someone on /dag/ found his grindrhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/PV6xAOyrkUZs1lqxRC6R9A/
>>568989005she was a thief dumb dumb
>>568989201CHARNAME...
Do you think Greybor, being a professional, respects the EU's GDPR?
>>568989230
>>568989223I don't like the guy and I think he ruined CRPGs, but he's allowed to fool around.
I will never hate gaider
>mage warden arriving at ostagar and finally exploring the outside world
These boots have seen everything.
>>568989603did you ever play past the start or am I thinking of the wrong person
>>568989603Kek this is so true>be Surana>nearly get lobotomised because of Jowan>get rescued by Duncan and escorted out of the tower>meet the King>>>experience racism>alistair and jory are afraid of you>asked to muzzle a wild dog>get jumped by skeletons and demons and meet a swamp witch and her schizophrenic-passing mother>your friends die>your entire army dies and you wake up naked in the witch's hut>you and one other person who has been a warden for 6 months has to kill a zombie dragon without getting killed by the government firstI'd be pissed off
>>568989823? Yes and you're probably thinking of someone else
All I know is: Gaider > Sawyer
>>568990052I think the funniest part is that ostagar happens within the span of 24 hours
Damn Lucid Palace barely has combat
>>568989223How is a Vers Bottom different from a normal fag
>>568990367The whole beta has about 6 combats
>>568990407It means he can fuck and be fucked but he prefers to be the one getting fucked and apparently anon gave him the ick by asking about dragon age
>>568990528Most of it is in the Marisportum though.
The chad pussi licker AvelloneThe normie vers bottomThe chud "i hate romances" Soiyer
my old crpg man could beat up your old crpg man also he has a lot more sex than him
Not gonna have much time to play 3 tonight but at least I finally got all my mods sorted. >>568987830kek I remember this. Didn't some guy on the forums call him out that he was saying said poster's sister, who has dwarfism, can't be in relationships with anyone but a pedo?
>>568991201do I have permission to repost your femshep in the future
>>568991201do I have permission to have sex with your femshep?
Also damn Ashley looks pretty good in this game without the fucked up hairdo. It's a shame there's no mod to finish out the trilogy gaying her, apparently.>>568991274It's 4chan I couldn't stop you if I wanted to. Her name's Rosaline if that improves your capacity to shitpost.
>>568991349No mod can save how underwritten she is
>>568991349>t's a shame there's no mod to finish out the trilogy gaying her, apparently.None of the faggot mods work in ME3. unlike ME2 and ME1 they didn't record all the dialogue with both Shepards.
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>>568991349>Her name's Rosalinecute
>>568933815Missed this whole thread due to sleeping, but thanks for changing the formatting of the Thread Question section like I asked a few thread's back*kisses you*
