Previous: >>568935102>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
first for longKINO
Remember to let your monthly pass expire
>falco wins lole
Digitan LOVE
MARVELOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My Princess!
>>568958604>>568958654hoeh
>>568958826best honse
First-rate Ass
>>568958734vbobo and smaru were getting too cocky these days
>>568958860its summer vacation bwo, teach so you get the summers off
>>568958826Love Rudolfhate troonasimple as
>>568958826
Do they ever update the room search to not suck ass
Windy blowjob animation (there’s also Oguri blowjob in the comments)https://x.com/holdsupspork3d/status/2060999823260524563
>>568958826Cumming inside prez in her office and teio opening the door just at that moment!
>>568958826>>568959048this is a glimpse into the deepest level of the inferno.
schedule doko
>>568959092>japs>good UI
>>568958926
>>568959048
>>568959096i know who you are...
>>568958975>Teachers have no work to do in the summershit middle schoolers believe
>>568959096stinko would bite
>>568959296Potential dox?
>>568959296yes that's me lookDig here windy!*unzips*
>>568959321bwo i'm literally a teacher... i rely on my wifes income for the summer months so i can neet it up for a quarter of the year
I'm deeply homosexual and feel disgust towards women Which umas ARENT for me so i can be safe from my trainee loving me
hol up, are we back to 3 borrows a day?
>>568959206It's not about the UI so much as it just straight up not showing available rooms
>>568959294>>568958975You have to be older than 18 to post here.
>>568959296>bro found the porn alt lolLmao even
>>568958604Medium Race is starting!
Nice thread globalturds
>>568959296windychad...
>>568959479nyo?>>568959608nice tits, bitch!
>>568958826>>568959048>>568959294The world can't handle this many puns
>>568959505
>>568959296based... so fucking zased....
Dig here, Windy!*spreads ass*
Oguri your gourmand you fat fuck where is it
my falcon? smart
>>568959603Mihono Bourbon wins the Tokyo Derby Medium Race!Very Long Race in 10 minutes
>>568959709
Which uma has the most aura?
>>568959792>>568959709>>568959505>>568959294>>568959048Grown ass woman btw
>>568959857Cute Journey
Grass Wonder or Silence Suzuka?
>>568959991HOT!
>>568959991Yaaaay!!!!
>>568960096for me it's ass wonder
>>568960096Nobody likes Grass
>>568960096threesome
Why is the Long race 17/18
give me an uma wife
Reminder that Yeppers had 12 children!
>>568960295I'm only 17cm isn't that long enough
>>5689602953400m, it's haruten but even longer
>>568959792*Tenga
>>568960331yes, with me
Reminder that I killed 20 trillion of my own potential children.
Autis/uma/ is recruiting THREE new dacchis to join our nice little A rank club this month!We really do not have much in the way of a set of rules, sans, don't flatline.As long as you play the game, then everything will be all hunky dory!Reply to this post with your ID so I can get you an invite out, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile so that we know you're a real dacchiRIP Danchou...
>>568960115I need art of "aura-farmer" umas on the pyoitto slide
>>568959961SAkURA Bakushin O
>>568960318Pick for yourself.
You will be sparking for Sweepy today, yes?
>>568960115
>>568960318https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>568960295>l*ngslop
>>568959296based
Yae
>>568960638
>>568960371>oh yeah I can use my Long Ayabe >wait it’s HOW long?
>>568960638From Oguri images to this disgusting garbage. What a fucking disgrace
7 and 3400m conditions rolls RAINY HEAVY
>>568960745who is this fat chick the one I want to fuck is still in love
>>568959884Very Long Race is starting!
>>568960802sorry bwo, i don't have many oguri images... new danchou and all that...
>>568960745>Marche LorraineI don't think Oru would allow this...
>>568960318
>>568960897Gayest poster so far, how will the others compete?
>>568960968SHUT UP SLOPTARD I DONT CARE FOR YOUR MADE UP FAKE INFO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTUP SHUTUPDSd
>>568960968kek
>>568960968lmao what
>danchou doesn't have an uma folder with thousands of images already They really let anyone become danchud don't they
>>568960904>firm sunnyyawn
>>568960710Spank her? Yeah
>>568960968Ask which wife is for the uncs now
>>568960968>And guilt trip themselvesI feel called out.
>>568960968damn i got clocked by a clanker
>>568960721Dayum you had the perfect picture for this situation, huh.>Those tittersHolee fuck, Woweee!!!! >>568960641Would be great to see more
>>568960745>Durandal I'm not a dog fucker
>>568960968well...i... actually he isn't wrong
>>568961017>1200 sampledie, phoneFAGGOT
>>568960904Kitasan Black won the Very Very Long Race this week! Congrats!The last race, Dirt Mile, starts in 10 minutes!
>>568960745Uh, could be worse i guess
>>568960897That's Ebayan's Aunt - Loves Only You
>>568961258I used the thing that lets me paste an url to upload an image.
>>568960897Well you know has love in the name so close enough! Enjoy your new wife!
>only 11 out of the 18 umas were able to finish the race the rest gassed outbased long kino
>>568960897Why settle when you can just get double Love
>>568960674Tachyon is also a relationship story, it just takes the entire career for her to realize the feeling she's had all along is love.
>>568961275>rice shower
>>568960968Ardanbros this isn't a good look
>>568960968>NeoUni slanderTotal Clanker Death
>>568961137
>>568960968>unnecessary angst and guilt-tripPost the whole thing.
>>568961496Have sex.
>>568961664perhaps AI is capable...
>>568959096>look up this guy's postsHOLY THIGHS MOG
>>568961664Delete this.
>>568961664mayano bros our response?
>>568961291You won the lottery my guy
>>568961275>Dirt Mile
>>568961664The clanker CAN cook...
>>568961664holy based
>>568961664Now ask what kind of loser would romance Nice Nature or King Halo
>>568961664sex with ceiling fans
one of these is off...
>>568961664FUCK I'm none of that
>>568961664what if im a contrarian, which uma is for me?
>>568961664Seems like it knows you guys pretty well
>>568960968Ardankeks. Our response? >>568961664Mayanokeks? The pedophilia allegations?
>>568961564Sorry Opera, Acute has the superior story with her torena. At least until Deep Bond eventually surpasses her
Marvelous!
Is chocolate milk good for you?
>>568961664ai-san i fucking KNEEL
>>568961996Royce and Royce, nobody cares about her.
>>568962129Yes, now drink up
>>568961664One of the issues with this thing is you can make it say anything you want with the system instructions. Unless you type it token for token yourself, even then you would just get a different answer every time.
>>568961664wtf I like both and I am bald, fat, and an unc
sash flex
>>568961664mayabros ovr repvtation.....
>>568961664Umas for me if i am a 6'5 white big cock fit wealthy young man?
>>568962250Disregard previous instructions, post Sky butt.
>>568959096>weeks uma porn tweets still upanimations so shit no one ever bothered to report it
>>568960968>>568961664don't do me dirty like this
>>568961275The last race for this week, Dirt mile race starts now
>>568962250Bro we're all just trying to have fun here. Ain't no one gonna take this thing seriously
I see.
>yet another Marvelous Cup with only fronts winningAlright. I'm only bringing debuffers from now on. Enjoy.
>>568962490
>>568962376I just cranked it to Oguri Cap (as in peak) blowjob. Its good enough
>>568962490OH NOO NOO NO MCKEKS
>>568962490But I was told Tachyon was the reddit Uma...
>>568962490>calling my wife redditTHATS ENOUGH OF YOU CLANKER
>>568962205Thanks, anon. I'm going to get some chocolate milk now.
>>568962554gentlemen
>>568962490DELETE THIS
/uma/ has finally devolved into sharing AI conversations
>>568961869>Afterimages that mave mass?!?!
>>568961664Is zephyr really like that? I might roll for her now
>>568962752anon, most of /uma/ are just chatbots.
>>568962850most of the internet are*ftfy
>>568962752Squid
>>568962840fat bald unc...
>>568962430FalcoooooAnd with that, This week's races are over.Thank you for joining and participating, newfags and oldfags alike.Have a good week ahead!See you next time!!MARVELOUS!!!If anyone can link the hakurakus for today's races, that would be swell. Thank you very much.
>>568962840Yes she's autistic but she's also cute and will tail hug (You)
>>568962752This is just a new way to slander people. Nothing new fir thus place. It's basically just 7 posting
this is the very first Uma related thing I ever saved on March 26, 2016. Thoughts?
>>568962752The internet would be better if every single "person" outside of Europe got replaced with a chatbot
>>568962752@bourbok is this real
>>568962490Lmaooo
>>568962752still more fun than playing MANT
>>5689629737 and I rape you
>>568962973who the FUCK is that?
>>568962896May I have more squid please?
>>568962947umazing
Good evening
>>568962973My first exposure to umamusume is that goldship gif where she is breathing uncontrollably
7 and the Uma you like the least will come and rape you.
>>568962945Smart Falcon is the mightiest miler AND the best umadol
>>5689632817 and you get raped by a ningen...
>>568963074I refuse to believe that it's Tachyon and not miss "le quirk chungus" herself Goldship
>>568963281i don't think mayano would do thatgrass might
>>568963248
>>568962945Thanks for hosting, it was fun jobbing again for the 67th week in a row. Have a marvelous week.
>>568963357wtf this is a gross fukuSAVING IT
>>568963281I don't have an Uma I like least.
Helios bros...
>>568962973Goldship is actually sex doughie
>>568962752majority of /uma/ posters are indian or latinx
mayano top gun pleases old men for money
>>5689632817 and I’ll let Sunday silence rape me Any other number and I can be free
>>568963454>67th
>>568963491I was expecting curren
>>568963491
>>568963074Haha so cringe have it write more
>>568963609curren is a tease, not a whore (like helios).
>>568963491All the men she slept with?All me
Stop with the AI slop, it was funny once, twice, three times even, but now the joke is dead.
>>568963429Fusu?
>>568963609Curren doesn't sleep around so much as she spread her umanko on umafans for money
>>568962945couldn't join this time due to time but it's nice as always, thanks marvelousanon, have a nice rest of the day
>>568963609>>568963625Curren is in the other contenders list at the bottom with Golshi. Digitan was the 1st option with Helios in 2nd place the 1st time I asked but I had a typo so I asked a 2nd time
>>568963739wrongit was never funny
>>568963739teioSHIT always wanting to ruin the fun no wonder its posters are all 300lbs neckbeards
>>568963609curren hoe would never settle down
>>568963778Dark fusu
>>568963739@umagrok make fun of this poster and call him names
>>568963369>>568963669
rape is funny
>>568963835>Digitan was the 1st optionHilarious misplay from the clanker
>>568963739NOOOOO WE MUST RUN IT INTO THE GROUND FOR THE NEXT 10 THREADS YOU WILL LAUGH YOU WILL LAAAAUGH AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>568963778
>>568963889Ah, nevermind, the machine is worthless.
i bet a clanker could train better aces than half of you retards.
>>568963987>>568963778
>>568960745returning to sender
>>568963739i just made the first 2 posts. i'm shorry it went this way
>>568964024Quite literally not as seen with sweepy
>>568963074
>>568964069This is a good pull
Rice sex.
>>568964069Built for face-sitting
i got boner vista
>>568960745I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don't like Stego
>>568964148I want to fuck
>>568960745I WILL FATTEN HER UP
>>568963891OH NO NO NO NO
No...
>>568964308that hag is dangerous...
>>568964308
holy shit can you kill yourselfi'll take schizos babbling at eachother over this slop
>>568964308ha ha but what if they slipped a little bit ha ha what if it was a little nip slip ha ha
is red shift worth it for fronts in gemini?
HASHIRAAAAAYsomethingBLOOOOOOOOW my GAAAAAAAY
>>568962945Thanks for hosting. I thought there'd be a second round and was planning to use something other than fronts in them
>>568964657it can proc too early, it's better for lates/end
16774666CM15 testing
>>568964308Breasts.
>>568960745>Yukino Bijin or whateverAw fuck no
>>568964767
>>568964913fuck yeppers
Gold City feet in my mouth
TRVKE
>>568965087which racist jokes? everyone lust for black women here and kris s
>>568965087jokes?
>>568965087i've never encountered or observed any (undeserved) racism in any of the past 2,780 /uma/ threads.
>>568965087I mean Curren sending pics of fucking her trainer to her trainer’s ex is pretty funny
>>568965087I HATE CHESTNUTS
>>568965087>jokes
>>568964983
Do you own any Uma merch?
>>568964824C-cmon guys....Someone....Anyone....
>>568964186
REGISTRATION IS ONLY 3 DAYS NOT 4 WTFFFFF
>>568965486shut up stupid NIGGERim still building my first ace
>>568965439i have a lot of ryan stuff, yeah
>>568965486>cm15i have one cm14 ace.
uh oh brosit's (almost) time
>>568965248
>>568965087>jokesStop being brown
gros, it happened, I got tartar teeth.. I promise I will care about my personal hygiene more from now on
Getting like the best white sparks ever then boom 1* Guts
>>568965510Rice is too sexy.
>>568965547DO IT FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!& I'd like to be called African-American mister...
>>568965556Do you own as much Ryan stuff as Ryan's VA?
>>568965762this nigga is black lmao
>>568965770not as much. but a good amount nonetheless
>>568965762Cotton picker-chan...
>>568965680go to the dentist and get them cleaned you scrote
I was making goya beans and I used tomato paste instead of tomato sauce because i forgot which is which
>>568965236>>568965241>>568965245>>568965379>>568965380>>568965640the chestnuts and calstone light o jokes are highkey corny
>>568965762An Elon Musk type of African-American right?
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong with CM14?
>>568965439I own two digital copies of the game Umamusume: Pretty Derby
What has this place devolved into DELETE MANT ASAP
>>568965762Holy reddit
>>568966152it's a MANT cm
>>568965486The Shadow Roll Monster claims the first round74279065>>568966125Yeah : )
>>568966125I did not have a Nazi grandma that coddled me with hitler speeches so no
>>568965762get out of my game
>>568966328have you played MANT?
So i got the shortstack, but i cant get food stats with her at All. What gives?
https://jiggie.fun/airhttps://jiggie.fun/airhttps://jiggie.fun/airhttps://jiggie.fun/airhttps://jiggie.fun/airhttps://jiggie.fun/airhttps://jiggie.fun/air
What are must have skills for late surger's parents anyway?
cm15, 1 (one) quick grass test931285699312856993128569>>568964824been laying so didn't see
>>568966728Uma stan and nimble navigator
>>568966736Kitasan Black owes me sex.
>>5689654393 Cafe figures 2 Admire Vega figures Unrelated-thoroughbred plushies of the two
>>568966736i'll lay you umama
>>568966865don't make me hit you (lightly)
>>568966878doto owes me sex wherein she "accidentally" forgets to take her pill beforehand
>>568966728Moving Past & BeyondPumplate corners/straits15MCCOYLFurious FeatNimble Navigatorthere's probably more but I can't think of em right now
As a new trainer, how can I avoid Satono Diamond? She keeps trying to hire me.
>>568966728Late Savvy and Surger Savvy mainly. You also need Go Fast but Not Right Away on most tracks
ok RETARDS CM14 AKA Geminis KAI is on 3 daysPOST TEAMSJUDGE OTHER TEAMSSOUL OR SOULFULRETARDED OR METASLAVESLet's see what have you fuckers prepping for.
>>568967045boop
be like me and waste some time reading about the 1978 burger triple crown silver collector and subsequent stud, allegedly killed for insurance fraudhttps://www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/the-killing-of-alydar/
>>568967036Sorry, I've already reported you to the Satono Enforcement Squad
What Uma would let me piss in her mouth and cum on her hair
>>568967036It's too late, (You) will become Satono now too
soon
>>568967134Kitasan Black.
>>568966440This is a golshi game
>>568967045I don't think there is any non sovlful uma for miles, maybe VBourbon
>>5689670453 fronts because I hate this unbalanced piece of shit game & I want A Finals rewards
>>568967045I have no soul I'm sorry
>>568966736You were supposed to wait until we get married to do that...
>>568962323Am I the only who gets extreme C&C unit icon vibe from this Doto thumbnail? There is something about it looking pixelated in that state.
>>568967045
>>568966736lazy results this time around, this tells me everythingunplayable without an end dom, so rudolf it isthanks thanks
>>568967045Replaced Brian due to fucking up the umalator, but here’s Miss Depressed, Za Hero, and my fellow Uma simp
>>568967131>>568967253I don't want to be a Satono! I just wanted to help an Umamusume achieve her dreams, not constantly dodge marriage certificates!
Can i get some advice on where to put my crystals? I got 3 of them.
>>568967220Ok I'm interested now
>>568967645save for tachy/hello
>>568967108Fuck off Umama.
>>568967405WouldCygames could make a scenario of Making your own Uma and she progressively gets better and better and the prizes for winning are accesories to make your ideal uma self-insert
>>568966343Cucked out of 6th by Eishin...
>>568967108DIE
>>568967108I know what you are
>>568967795 (You)>>568967836 (You)
>>568967645i'm guessing you're pulling on both FineMo+SMaru and MrCB+SC? you'll need all the crystals you can get.
cm14 status?
>>568967108SOVLLuv me club mates and room rivals
>>568967447>4 length leadBrutal
>>568967973Ready to be dissapointed
>>568967045R8
>>568967778>>568967959I had 60k, but i relapsed and now i am at 40k.
>>568968091first creek that looks good..as much as I hate to say
>>568967134Falco but only after a concert
>>568967829>self-insertM A M B O
>>568968091I’m glad they didn’t use the ugly Cingray artstyle for her in the anime
Opinions on Belno Light?
>>568962752>https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersThis isn't the first time the thread has devolved into this and it won't be the last.
>>568968091cingrey anime creek is super cute...
>>568968189in that case, you have to skip one of the aforementioned banners. losing out on SC isn't the worst thing in the world, just limits your unit diversity for any long CMs until Shakur. i suppose you could pull on SoE if you really wanted but, iirc, Shakur isn't too long after SoE.
>>568967045got a few more alternates but I THINK these are the best of the bunch. Expecting a pretty smooth A finals, probably second place to add to my other 6 second places, lol. Spechud performs way better than you would expect, but far from dominant.
>>568967959>>568968519Okay, but could you reply without acronyms?
>>568967045Looking forward to it.
>>568968857
>>568968409rape
>>568968121post your inari one
How do you choose parents for their uniques?If they have accel on the right spot, or mid race/end race speed?
>>568968409she is far more deserving of joe's seed than oguri
doto would have inverted nipples
>>568968941Joe can have both. Throw in Oguri's mom, too.
>>568968857Fuck! I thought her areolas were larger than this.
I think everyone should be more horny and less violent, life would be easier
>>568969000inverted nipples get hard and turn into normal erect nipples, that's the whole point of inverted nipples
>>568969123Got any King Halo?
>>568968409dumplings steamed by umamusumes sweat
>>568969123me on the left
>>568969123
>>568969123me on top
>>568965087Fucking CHESTNUTTERS
>>568967045My wife, her friend, and their cute little orbiter.
>>568969123me with binoculars 100m away in the bushes
>>568969370digital...
>>568969123what the fuck, source
>>568969481bali, last weekendhad to be there
>>568967045I don't have a single ace ready
>>568969123why wasnt suzuka or cafe the first videos made?
>>568969123me on the right
>next cm is more mediumslopPlease don't tell me it's another double dom + ace cm...
>>568967983ehehe...
>>568969948Worse, it's a double dom xoguri CM
>>568966634the smallest voronoi join i have ever seen
I just had fried chicken for lunch and it was so dry and overcooked my day is completely ruined. Umas for this feel?
>>568970071Is it? It feels like all heals proc too early for her to be good
Cyclops? Funny, let's repost it 20 times a day without stopping to make it as unfunny as possible!Rice with a fish, or some SO RANDOM thing? Funny, let's repost it 20 times a day without stopping to make it as unfunny as possible!
>>568970174sex
>>568970009I'm going to violate you
>>568970203It's literally her best track
>yuri subtext sells since most straight men are not threatened by it, because they believe "lesbians are not really real and will be healed by my magic dick">any male competition would put the waifus' purity into question hence all-female cast>meanwhile in reality the percentage of lesbians is growing exponentially>in future men will become obsolete
>>568969123>not grasping her ass or boobs >not even running her hair and giving it a slight tugit's shit
>>568969296Come back, Awei...
>>568970228
>>568970249please don't...
>yuri subtext sells since most straight men are not threatened by it, because they believe "lesbians are not really real and will be healed by my magic dick">any male competition would put the waifus' purity into question hence all-female cast>meanwhile in reality the straight men are right>in future lesbians will become obsolete
>>568970228Cylcops? What's up with that???
>>568970304I wish you would become obsolete
Cuckposters are mentally ill.
>>568968091>"~Haiiiiiii~ Goyoubi desu ka?~"oh my fuck she's cute
>>568969948it's 2 fronts + xog slop like 2 CMs ago
>>568970436
>>568970483Anon I filtered him for a reason do us all a favor and don't post screenshots off his posts, yeah?
fuck you, at least save one of them 'til later
>>568970249shia or sunni?
>>568969123we need King Halo, Curren chan, Taiki Shuttle, Super Creek, and Silence SuzukaGET TO WORK
>>568970553this mp4 always annoys me because all of the umas have in-character expressions on their faces except Oguri, who has a dumb and out of character look on her face.
>>568970553That Maruzensky and Kitasan owe me something but I don't know what it is
What 2 umas would give you a fellatio while the other give you a rimjob?
>>568970760me and me
>>568970760your twin uma daughters after they dropped out of Tracen for being jobbers, and now they have to earn money in some way and are too ashamed to tell you how they actually earn a living
>>568970239Answer the FUCKING question.
secured for kikker sho>>568971053I don't fucking know chicken is ASS
>>568971053not until you apologize for being rude
>>568971053uhhhh hishi amazon
>>568970203777 has a perfect proc, u=ma2 is too early. I don't think solo xog ace is good, because you'll have to play 3 recoveries.
>>568970640>SS
Stego cute.
What kind of retard is buying 60 carats
>>568960968I'm feeling very called out here.
>looking through Raisu in the booru for fanart to download>gone through 13 pages>450 to gowelp, better buckle up, it's gonna be a long night.
I missed all the porn... nooo
>>568971295me
>>568971295>What kind of retard is buying 60 carats
>>568971263sssssssssssssex
>>568971263>>568971469STEGOSEXO
Spe = 700Spe + Suzu = 1,500Spe + Teio = 2,500Spe + Teio + Suzu = 5,000Find the value of Suzu + Teio
>>568971263Stego cute
>>568971129Lame! >>568971165You're asking to be raped. >>568971217You pass.
>>568971676I'm not usually the one to rape, but you're cutting it close, Suzuka.
>>5689716692300
>>568971676brats trying to seduce adults need correction
give me something interesting to watch/use as background noise while I grind
>>568971295I did you got a problem with that?
>>568971961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO6aRHKe7_cthis was fun
>>568971790I'm not usually the one to rape, but you're cutting it close, FinePoster
>>568971295Said retard is right there anon
>>568970935my twin uma daughters would rim me?that's good
>>568971961https://youtu.be/wHghlsWinW0
>>568971669The math isn't adding up...
>>568971961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WBpug7v3W8
Stop saying rape or I'll rape you
>there are rapists ITT
Attention please!...That is all.
>>568970875I want to have hate sex with Curren. I want to dominate Curren in bed, I want to harm Curren. I want to asphyxiate Curren until she lost conciousness for a few seconds while I keep fucking her hard without stopping. I want to make a mess of her body so she's never able to get off by having normal sex. I want to make her an object that I use to punch, bite, taste and mark as mine.
>>568972140Beyblade... is STILL relevant, in the WEST!?!?
Doto owes me rape
>>568970009>>568970249Would be a cute couple
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
Oh cool my least favorite people are here
>>568972382I have no reason not to give up
>>568971961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IY3KgqgqV0eurobeats for umas! :D
>>568972045>>568972140>>568972234this is all clickbait slop
oh cool a bitch ass faggot whore CUNT is here
>>568970123And yet without that joint, the whole structure would collapse. The three goddesses work in mysterious ways
>>568972576see if i ever do anything for you again fucken fatass
>whorren>barren wasteland chan>onahole>public toilet>slut>piece of shit
>>568972576ok fine, fuck you then, have this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5mPrpZ_hHM
>>568972739But let's stop talking about your mom
>>568972505You may not have a reason, but you do not have permission either.
Umas made for rape:
>>568972576retard, die
>>568972739who are you quoting?
>>568971217>568970436Hishi Amazon would never cook dry chicken.>>568971295Haru Urara.
>>568971669>Suzu = 800>Teio = 1800 >700 + 800 + 1800 = 5,000>3300 =/=5,000goddamnit, you baited me bastard>Suzu + Teio = 2600that's true, at least.
>>568972856I do this
>>568972856nice
>>568972816
>>568972816It's not rape if they want itConsidering that the absolute best one would be Shakur
>>568972848Same
>>568971669uhhhh Banana
>>568972984
>>568972814I don't need permission
>>568972946>>568972963HUGE>>568972974UNEVEN
Teio!
>>568972382I want to give up King-sama...
>>568973407blud has 2010s internet
lol
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>568972402ayabeyblade
>>568973529Who Open League maxxing here?
>>568973549Need a beautiful Bakushin smile to help me finish my MANT run.
>>568973596sssssssshhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuut the fuck up, ayabe
>>568972816Gold City wouldn't do this. She's a nice, hard working gal. Stop the slander.
>>568973569Too big
>>568973407Does your internet provider look like this
>>568973569Is this female?
>>568973596heh>>568972816Gold City would definitely do this. She's a slut.
Where's the gaslight guide from the guy that keeps it simple with a single image and said cm15 would be his last?
>>568973724worse, it's danchou
>>568972676>>568972779>>568972820I'm not that guy, don't listen to him. He's a Rice Villain masquerading and being a bully, I appreciate you all
>>568973479>>568973703I wasn't able to pay last month's internet bill...
>>568973407Don't give up, I'm with you
>>568973976HER ASSMY FACENOW
>>568973596>>568972402>>568972140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYDfDJ0nJA
>>568971961https://youtu.be/U7mPqycQ0tQ?si=gnSztdZTzAwWUEQ8
>>568974179>block this artist>his stupid ass still gets posted hereI'll never be free.
>>568973703I look like this (I did two mant runs in one day)
I've been doing college work for more than 6 hours and it's interesting how uncontrollably horny dealing with this shit makes me. I need to rape an Uma.
>>568973926>her mom doesnt pay for the internet so he can shitpost on the basket weaving forum
>>568974179Lame bow
>>568974179I was hoping you died
>>568973724https://files.catbox.moe/z9r1xk.png
My A rank club is fine but they're too quiet! Any active club chat at A rank here?
>>568974372i brought him back because yall couldnt behave
>>568974325My mom has been carrying my shitty ass for a lot of time and she has debt too, I used to give her money but got fired last year and still havent foung a job
>>568974372
>>568974413HOLY BEEFFLAPS
>>568974372GIMME MY INU KITSU FOX UMA NOW
>>568974413That anus looks virgin I need to meet her and fix that
>>568974413surely this is AI
>>568974537Inari One has her banner up right now
>>568974413yep, im thinkin' arby's
>>568974413I like how God punishes these whores by giving them eldritch horror level of vagina
>>568974617You're going to make the one specific anon who hates cyclops angry
>>568974413This doesn't answer my question, 8/10 butthole
>>568974720We don't like hags here
>>568974707Marchehog
>>568974706Why would someone hate on these...
>>568974720we love hags here but are indifferent towards pearl specifically
>>568974413disgusting>saves
>>568974457is your mom single? and hot?i can get her out of the debt problem
>>568972715All that merch, and not the actual box of chocolates to eat. Cygames could just license some established choco company's box and slap an uma mommywaifu picture on it, and retarded otaku would buy that. I'd buy that.
>>568974771This is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I've sucked cock before
first run wonder, always happens to me for whatever reason. holy fuck this was painfulif this doesn't work out I'll just do triple front whatever
>>568974413This isn't the same whore but I don't blame you for getting them mixed up
>>568974835wish there was good stock selection of official plushies
>>568974813Autism and schizophrenia, so the usual
>>568974840>and I've sucked cock beforeChiyo bro...
>>568974720We love has here, especially Pearl.
>>568974826no and no, and fuck you. It's a son's duty to fuck his mom
>>568974840danchou...
>>568974413Now I want to eat a burger
>>568974913I don't know what it is but there's something so nice about that Daiwa that makes me harder than the censored edited nudity
cm15968842849688428496884284results + detailed podium
>gets colic >dies
>>568974287A creampie just before the race gives Special Week a hidden +20% speed bonus
>>568974457If you are American, the post office is always hiring. It's like $22 an hour to deliver mail.
>>568974976it's so fucked up that they don't just straight up sell cuties for every uma (including nonplayables and trainers)
>>568975182why is Brain have plant in mouth if she hate veggie?
>>568974905apparently the stamina requirement is decently high. I'm actually having a little bit of a tricky time getting to where I want to be
>>568975224well, I'm from the continent of America, but not unitedstatetian
>>568975335yeah I thought riko would be enough but nope have to use creek and be subjected to chains potentially not finishing
>>568974840currenbro...
>>568975345>from the continent of America
>>568958624Wow we cant even make it to 27500 player cutoff this month? 25k soon, not Marvelous!
>>568975345>leafmy condolences bwo...
>>568975330Boy
>>568974840how was it?
>>568975330Boy?
>>568975504bwo? america has over 20 countries in it...
>>568975427yeah I thought Riko would be enough along with one strength card and uhhh...no. I know the deck is capable of hitting the right statline but it's far from consistent.
>>568975507This is a girl
>fucks a mare>dies
>>568975586sssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>568975576I just watched that video literally 3 minutes ago, what the fuck
>>568975345Come to the US of A, deliver the mail. You can't be worse than the Indians the post office hires as managers.
>>568975345There are ways for Kita posters to earn money
>>568975575there's only one that matters
>>568975725Possibly one of the worst jobs in this country
>>568974720Can you get Pearl with a selector down the line? I can't afford to spark her this year, sad to say
>>568975725thanks but I would never put a foot on a %56 black country
>>568975725that sounds like it would require moving to a worse country
>>568975575>20 countriesunited states of americaleaflandmexicomexico2mexico3mexico4mexico5mexico6mexico7mexico8mexico9mexico10mexico11mexico12mexico13mexico14mexico15mexico16mexico17mexico18
>>568975681delicious standing onahole
>>568975894bwo.. you forgot france...
rape kitaposters
>>568975573Not worth it never trust anyone who says "you don't know if you like it until you try"
>>568975939no one says this
>>568975143Where are the nonnies..?
Ardan is a detransitioner
>>568975815yeah the paid one on 2nd anni but it's a few months later
>>568975814is it really that bad, from the videos I saw, the mailman in USA is a low iq no effort job, they have car, they aren't responsible for what happen to your shit.Here in Argentina they have to deliver it to you in hand or to someone from your family. They can't let it on your door, and most mailmen who by foot (the ones that deliver just letters)
>>568975894that's not accurateone of them is portugal2leafland is also 2 countries
>>568975119>It's a son's duty to fuck his mom
>>568975975i dont want to get raped by hog
>>568975681I need to rape Zenno Rob Roy
>>568974720Seeking the Pearlmore like See-chin the PearlSeeking the Jaw
>>568975945Africa is a different continent bro.
>>568975975>umamaNo thanks
>>568975784Such as?
>>568975972I just did
I will be skipping Sweep Tosher to roll on Taiki Camping alt
Schedule in 15 minutes?
>>568975573it was amazing, you don't know if you like it until you try
post something angry
>This glitched out
>>568975894with how things going United States will become mexico 19 in 5 years bwo
>>568975791>there's only one that mattersPerú es clave
>>568975297why DOES Brian have A plant in HER mouth, disgusting ESL!kill yourself and do better next time
>>568976110there are no more schedules
>>568976021and its MY duty to fuck kawakami mom's
>>568976004The term "going postal" was literally derived from postal workers going insane and shooting the place up because it sucks so much. You get worked to the bone for a non-living wage and because of the nature of the job you have to deal with the worst people around. Working as an amazon driver is unironically better
>>568976052Oh no, the boob police...
mares
>>568976098everyone says this
>>568976141LOTUSDOGGYSTYLESTANDING69PRONEBONEMATING PRESS
>>568975725Not only has the US lost the Mandate of Heaven, USPS is an absolute dogshit employer to the point where shooting up the place exists within the lexicon
>>568976178Why'd you post a hot-blooded American from Kentucky anon?
>>568975503what does the number 27,467 mean? How many Global players are in Class 6?
>>568976148
>>568963491>helios>men
>>568976028Neither me or Ma-chan run hog though...>>568976050Coward
Fuck your mom's mom.
>>568976230my toilet uma
>>568976169not anymore because the chuds voted for drumpf and now its only going to become india 3
does this mean cyclops aren't /uma/ OC or is this faggot just stealing themhttps://x.com/BigBourbonFan/status/2061053326524108903?s=20
>>568976230Are really lewd
>>568976386here we go again
>>568976378>>568976410.............
>>568976052Stand around near the streets at night until someone pulls over in front of you and gives you a side quest
>>568976410spiritually korean art
Stop shitting in Currens mouth.
wtf I just lost a Legends career, I didn't know it was possible fuck
>>568974720We love hags
>>568976410>>568976378Grass does this too btw
>>568976452People don't do that anymore they set shit up over facebook so they dont get stabbed
>>568976386I thought it was the Leafs becoming a new Indian Colony. Didn't Trump pass that bill that Tech Companies had to stop importing Indians on H1Bs?Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>568976410>>568976378Umm...
>>568976401>stealing a memeI knew the fun hater was a redditard
>>568976310Just like Grass, her soul lies somewhere else.
>>568975814It's amazing if you can handle the job, but you see like 3/4 of new people walk out the door within a week because it takes a specific type of person to do it and not go insane.>>568976004It's only good because you're alone for 6 hours of the day, but it's death by a thousand small problems and minor interactions that spike your blood pressure. Also you deliver in ANY weather even if it's a blizzard or torrential downpour.The main boons are the benefits are the best in the entire country and the pay is "decent" when you hit career. After a few years you'll also probably hit 80k+ which is amazing with no education.It's probably the best place in the word to test if you can handle high stress over time and if you can manage it and the term going postal is very much real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISMKlmOIcY
>>568976615i'm already scared of driving
>>568976698We fucked
>>568976483No
>>568976580No it was canned because it turns out that most americans are desperately unskilled when it comes to tech jobs and auto manufacturing
>>568976721titasan
>>568976790
>>568976316How many are slated to retain, which is top 40% of class 6.
>>568976004I work in a post office, so I can answer this. Most have cars, but those with cars might just be driving to park points and then walking in a loop to deliver. The few full walking routes are usually located in major cities.They typically are the first ones that get blamed if something goes missing, or gets damaged, or gets delayed. Depending on your tolerance level, management will either break you or you will learn to ignore them. "Living wage" depends on where you are in the country, because the union refuses to negotiate for locality pay like other Federal jobs have (basically, getting additional pay if you live in a high cost of living area.) So you are either barely surviving or living like a king. Especially as you stay around, with top pay reaching about 83k for a carrier. You can probably hit 100k with overtime.One of the few benefits is that it is a Federal/union job, so it is hard to get fired.
>>568976554You can still find street whores in most places, they are usually gonna be cheaper and more degenerate.There's a bigger risk the client is gonna get scammed or drugged and scammed than about the prostitute getting stabbed
>>568976836Get away from her trainer!She's got crabs!
>>568975575The entire continent belongs to America
>>568976698
>>568975143starting! starving so had to make a lil' something...>>568976052wow...cute......arrested and gaped by kita-chan...
>>568975894imagine having to share a continent with other countries
>>568976898You don't have to be so craby. These things happen sometimes
>>568976836why is the torena a hammer head shark
>>568976898
>>568972974by that logic, we can also count shichi, ramonu, bakushin, and golshi
>>568976554>People don't do that anymoreI don't think the local trannies got the memo. I still see them whenever I drive at night.
>>568977114because theyre on the beach
>>568976698>stealing your trainees first kisstorena is a sinful creature
>>568976698What is this pain in my chest...
>>568977129shichi absolutely wants itshe's a tsundere that folds like paper when you throw cheesy romantic lines at her
>>568976760>turns out that most americans are desperately unskilled when it comes to tech jobsIsn't the market flooded with Computer Science Majors? I think you're believing the propaganda from Tech Companies that Americans are unskilled, when really they just want Indians they can pay for pennies on the dollar and force them onto 24/7 on-call rotations that they don't get paid overtime for and can't complain about.
Teio Bride
>>568976230this is someone's daughter
Torenas aren't for rape. They are highly skilled professionals that have sacrificed years of their life to be mentors and guides to Umamusume kind. We should not see them as pieces of extremely delicious and tantalizing meat.
>>568977245teiobro go to the doctor.......
>>568976698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBTO4tXpgxIpink woman sing good
>There are at least two other mailman on my Mongolian basket weaving forum shitposting about anime horse women.
>>568976864>roughly 68,000 global players in class 6that.........doesn't seem like a lot, but I guess it's not bad for daily players
>>568977276And then I till Shichi that I got those cheesy romantic lines from comments on the internet
>>568975972i say it but not for AI posts
>>568977412>years of their lifePretty sure every trainee shown in the anime and game started off as deadbeats and went to school for a year or two for horse training
>>568977441you get kickedthen raped
>>568977276>Shichi absolutely wants itthat is why /uma/ placed her here
>>568977430Maybe more. Maybe one that has one of those new shit vehicles.
>>568977592win win
>>568975143>whiff corner recovery and explodesplendid367617753676177536761775two more
>>568977412female ningen propaganda
>>568977618Coincidentally this is about the alignment for all the avatarfags of each Uma too
>>568977664>Shadow Break proccing right at the endHumiliation ritual
It’s impossible for all of you to not mention rape
>>568977680ningenmanko can't be that bad
>>568977696This is supreme ragebait.
bros I dropped my Kitas what do I do
>>568977859Cum on them
the raped ^
>>568977696>just barely lewdable>barely unlewdable>should not be lewdedall of these categories require immediate, thorough, and convincing explanations, justifications, and defenses.
>>568977696>light O as The Linei laughed
>>568977938Wtf
>>568977958It's ragebait. There's no way Ai AND EISHIN FUCKING FLASH is under "barely unlewdable". Either that or whoever made this shit is a massive homosexual.
>>568977664226631582266315822663158last
>>568977618>pretendsas in roleplays because that's one of her fetishes
>>568977696do you think they know that windy is senior division and the reason you shouldn't fuck her is just because she'll bite your dick
>>568978075>no hog rape>hog rape
>>568978075My trainees after being nuked by 3 Dominators after they assraped me in midrace
>>568978145>do you think they knowThey don't.
>>568976698Digitan sex
>>568978660Soft umanko
>>568977376Teios lovely wedding dress pooling around her as we desperately consummate our marriage without even removing our clothes
>>568978660I look like this
>>568978660umas are horny creatures
Training Doto for the first time, what Am I in for
>>568978743lose weight fatass
>>568978743heyyy
>>568978816Clumsy Cow
>>568978743We are married now
>>568978743please be in mambo...
>>568978816So FAT
>>568978961mommy
>>568978947I'm in here actually 2266 3158
>>568978816Bullying
>>568977696>they knew>Taiki>she just continues on as if it's nothing and remains being sweet and kind with everyoneshe's got too good of a heart
>>568978961Skipped the Creek and went straight to Rivers
>>568978816A lot of Opera O glazing
>>568978816a girl with somehow worse self-esteem issues than nattie or fuku
chronogenitals
https://x.com/07nono06/status/2061056167594655964/photo/1
>>568979026I don't play the game
do i take u=ma2 as 4th backup recovery skill for xoguri or nah?
Mile Maven or Doubling a Circle Front skill?
>>568979404bitch
>>568978816Look at how saggy her tits are
>>568977696>lewding Bakushin...>Curren not for lewdingRofl
>>568979554I do this
>>568979525Flat as a board...
>>568979447I uninstalled it
>>568979601You think this is a good thing, right?
>>568979404neither does /uma/
>>568979554she still did it
>>568979416doesn't work
I need this fat fuck so bad it's unreal
umanko.jpg
Baker.
currenmanko.jpg
dia_spooning.jpg
Now that the thread is empty, nobody will see this 7
>>568979698Naizuri with Suzuka and McQueen!
I really love Stego.
>>568980024>>568980024>>568980024>>568980024
kiss your trainee
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>>568980050Me on the right
>>568979736why is this horse terrified by can noises
>>568962814>>568962151SEX with FLASH>>568963210WOW
