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>>568935102
MARVELOUS
>*rapes you*
CUTIE PIE
janny's gonna FREAK
any uma for me?
hishisma would wear this and do this
>>568935336no
>>568935336For you? no
>>568935102MAHVELOUS
Symboli Kris Sex
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) will have a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
How often do you think Uma on Uma violence happens over Trainer ownership disputes?
>>568935270Luna would allow it
>Analthis is a straight thread for straight males that like straight baby making sex
>>568935348This seems more fitting for Bobo
>>568935382You delivered
>>568935516anal is good for correcting ikemen archetype umas tho
>>568935473cat-fighting must be something pretty common at Tracen
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan so I have trainer go wild from the back to ensure impregnation and usher in the new era of Mejiro
>>568935473often enough that they should be worriedwhich umas would kill another uma if she looked at her torena in a way that she doesnt like?
MARBELOUS
Literally who can stop Lovcen, son of true stayer, in Kikuka Sho? Especially in an era where everyone condition their horses for Tenno Sho Autumn instead. Just give him the Triple Crown already ...
>>568935585A man of my word
>>568935720Injury
>no mile S on first inspo>waiting for king gaylo to job a run so i have a reason to quit to save clocks>wins to senior yearThis bitch
Flat chested umas should be proud of their elegant boobs
>>568935947Indeed
>>568935720what does Lovcen mean?
>>568935947Agreed
>>568935947I concur.
>>568935770
>>568936132Love Century
breeding Krisex
>>568936132It's a name of a mountain in eastern europe. A reference of his damsire name, Giant's Causeway. Like how Going To Sky and Congestus are sky themed because they're Contrailings.
>>568935947Is this an excuse to post flat umas?
>>568936012>>568936179I will never forget getting that look from a girl irl
>>568887793Congrats
flat chested umas should be erased from existence
>>568936517Infertile umas should be erased from existence
>>568936517Big boobs are saggy
>>568936515I wonder if anon betted his entire savings
>>568936404We never need an excuse to post flatties
>>568936756Umazing!
>>568937010
>>568937101She's a chubby girl
>>568937101I want to have sex
this WHORE mihono barbin hasn't given me taking the lead in 10 runs
Stop horny posting otherwise we will reach the image limit
>>568937254Get licked bozo
>>568935720>son of a true stayerhe has no bloodline to speak of tho.
>>568907559>>568907432I just wanted to say I DID fully finish a career before going to bed, my perfect streak did not breakI know you all care greatly about this topic
>>568937184same i wonder if it will ever happen
Flats and fats should all get along and rape their trainers
>>568937406It was too late the moment you logged onto this website
93441752CM15 testing
>>568935947Imagine if Still in Love temporarily grew giant titties while being possessed and went flat when returning to normal
>>568937627gwo i don't even have my CM14 aces yet
>>568936704yes and it's pretty great
>everyone loves kita and dia>everyone loves teio and mcqueen>everyone loves oguri spechud...
>>568937659Imagine the schizo episode when you tell her you prefer big boob Still
>>568937619>logged onto
>>568937509
>>568937627Why would you make CM15 aces already? throne isnt out yet
>>568937767but i hate teio
>>568937767>everyone loves kita and diapretty sure that's just third world latinx
>>568937767I fucking hate teio
>>568935993Receiving a whole bouquet of flowers is kinda cringe
>>568937705I remember you NIGGERS saying this last CM tooITS LITERALLY REGISTRATION DAY YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!WHAT have you been doing you neurotic fuck2 WHOLE WEEKS TO DO THISTWOWHOLEWEEKS Nigger!
>>568937406There was one time I was actually able to have a girlfriend but it was at a low point in confidence that I thought there was no way she would actually be hitting on me in anyway.
>>568937767imagine not loving this
>>568937767I love Teio
>>568938027Masturbating, mostly
>>568938027>ITS LITERALLY REGISTRATION DAYNTA but please PLEASE be joking anontell me its not true
>>568938027honestly gotta side with yada herethis CM has had SO MUCH OVERKILL PREP TIME that anyone saying "I dont have aces" either simply doesn't play the game or are just baiting for attention
>>568937767First season is pretty shit except for Suzuka, so it’s not a surprise
VF's wife is so hot
>>568938027I only have one Ace, tho technically I'm halfway done since I'll probably be lazy and use a rabbit Suzuka
>>568935947Would you suck on their nipple?
>>568937857Throne won't even be out by then!by CM15 Finals MAYBEHave fun with that then...
>>568938109I NEED to fuck Teio
I missed the derbyWho won
>>568935895Eh shit pink
>>568938280Day 1 Round 1 of CM15
>>568938275That's the best part.
>>568937857Good thing about Throne is that for the remainder of MANT I don't have to think what card to borrow
>>568937767everyone loves Falco!
>>568938280it's much earlier than that, there is genuinely 0 reason to build a 15 ace atmits also why the current mile CM time is so BORING
>>568936742Or maybe just his life
>>568938170Anon...
Suzuka Love
Is server fucked again
>>568938378Good CM22 parent
UhhhhhI thought FCM didn't work in CM5? Isn't it good condition not firm?
>>568935947
>>568935720>Literally who can stop LovcenLemaire, He's won the Kikuka Sho the last 3 years
>>568938691A hard chest
>>568938832Lememe will lose this one.
>>568938639I'm going to puke. I can't keep up with this game.don't repeat your question I don't know where the time goes
>>568938639100% dead seriouswas this the weakest month in uma global ever?
>>568938832the ohimbas master final boss
>>568938770Lmao what kind of retard thinks firm is good on good?
>>568938770It did not. He put errata on comment.
>>568938691Kek you can hear her heartbeat from a mile away
>>568938540You spear chucking jiggerboo porch monkeys will make up any excuse not to play the gameHope your happy with B Finals 2nd!!!
>>568935947Kissable chest
i no longer think cm prep is fun
>>568939043I know she's staring at me
>>568939130Dork.
>>568939212Please sit on my face after a sweaty race
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568935403>25m a monthidk man that sounds like more than one run a day
i feel like there is 0 doujins that properly illustrate sex with an uma musumethey can literally lift you into the air mid-sex effortlessly its basically like having sex with a superhero
So should I do this before the shop refreshes tomorrow?
>>568938027I've been grinding parents like crazy and only got a good set a couple of days ago. And since then all of my ace runs have been garbage, with the latest being a mile S run with ZERO (0) speed rainbows in both summers
>>568939230Suzuka, a relationship between trainer and trainee is immoral.
>>568939124That's why you only do it for an hour a day otherwise it's not entertainment it's a chore
>>568935102Didn't realize this sunday was extraM A R V E L O U SARVELOUS
>>568937767i don't particularly like kita or dia
my daring gf tact
Become Satono
do you think they have epic anime fights to see which one gets dicked down first?
>>568939460I REJECT MY MORALITY, TAZUNA
>>568939361one mant run a day can give you like close a million fans so kinda not really
>>568939616Dia fucking won...
>Kumiyabe's Kingu NTR manga delayed to June 10th
7 and ill win a marvelous sunday race today
>>568939726i usually end up around half a mil per run, maybe i'm just not racing enough
I miss when facilities just leveled themselves up by magic in unity
>>568939827
>>568939827SUNDAY MONDAY CHEWSDAY
777 children with Matikanefukukitaru.
>>568940072
>>568939130this card is ass dawg
>>568939624they share
Good night friends!!
>>568940126Thats a lot...
>>568940072>he fucked her hag idolwhat a lucky guy
let her in /uma/
>>568940273But also not enough.
>>568940245gn
>>568937341I went and check and America doesn't even have a "long" G1 race https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_and_Canadian_Graded_races.
>>568935631>Implying I want to correct ikemenBitch I like that shit I wanna fuck her manly pussy
Why is there a meme about KItahara fucking Belno Light? There didn't seem to be anything between them in the anime.
>>568938056probably a delusional memory no female could ever
>>568940527they get married in the epilogue
Ive been borrowing NTR for everything so much that I have no idea what to borrow for Xoguri for CM15...That shitty bijin wit card? Is NSM still worth using a brick card?
>Senna F1 biopic in TVOh boy time for some suzuka posting
>>568936919Please do not lewd the director
>>568940637NSM is *that* strong
>>568940730
>>568940730>>568940905
>>568940202even when sharing someone has to get it first bro
>>568938027>have you been doing you neurotic fuckTrying to not fail any of my uni classes
finally get mile s and even a lucky end s and zero summer speed rainbows, not even one, not even with whistlesI'm killing myself in front of cygames hq
>>568940997Wanna get bitches? Become a succesful man. Powerful stuff there
>>568940730>>568940905I can't believe I fapped to a fellow Brazilian male, fuck!
>>568940836so likekitamarvsun/flower powertachyon finemo bijin wit?seems ogey I guess, still gets 60rb
>>568940997Oguri would join
>>568940730couldn't turn leftturned left way too much
>>568940425https://beta.uma.moe/circles/968622263
>>568941040wit too low anyway
>>568941135that should be solid yea, good luck once you start doing prep runs!
>>568940954
>>568940826Why not?
>>568939429I think the 3 daily clocks are permanent until MANT ends so that's 7 free clocks everyday. I don't think you'll run out unless you're farming a lot of runs
belno would steal kitahara from oguri because no stallion could compare to a mare in heat
>>568941278no fucking shit idiot
>>568941135I dunno how you guys cap speed with decks like thisI know I've seen multiple anons do it but I just dont get it
>>568940954Why did they have to go...Schumacher too...
>>568941160Oguri doesn't know about sex and has no sex instinct
>>568939650there's a limit to how dense torenas can ber-right?
>>568941323>>568941408>Schumacher too...HES NOT DEAD PLEASE DONT SAY THAT OR OUR ADVERTISING MONEY WILL VANISH NYOOOO that entire situation is such fucked non-sense
>>568941323
I need to know if I can go balls deep on inari, Which are the next must pull cards?
How do I build XOguri? Not good at meta but I got spooked so I figure I may as well claim my free cm15 plat.
HASHIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYsomethingBLOOOOOOOOW my GAAAAAAY
>>568941406High speed growth, xoguri has 15%
>>568940602>shamelessly spreading liesyou ought to be KILLED
>>568941439that will change today
>>568941550>>568941578
>>568941592
are there ANY unique parent skills xoguri even wants for the CM? or are you basically just hinting for maximum inheritance / white sparks?
>>568941261https://uma.moe/circles/968622263Try this
>>568941626For CM15 get two early/midrace healing skills and use 777/shake it out to trigger unique.
>>568939361In reality its one mant run weekdays, two on weekends
>>568939650why is she trying to take off her shirt
>>568941770
>>568941918isn't shake it out a complete gamblealso pace or late? necessary inherits?
I need more Fuji Kiseki in my life.
this is a horse whore
you guys building oguris atm are actually wasting your time because throne-built ones will be ABSURDLY better with very little effort, do literally anything else atmstrange irony that the face of gaslighting is having this problem
>>568941550uuuuu umadachiuuuuu umaboro umaboro
>>568941883I guess the beta is broken thenthank you
>>568942051Shake it out is back up for 777 or other missing healing.
>>568941996
when is the marvelous derby?
>>568942127I know
>>568939361>>5689419381 million fans is possible in URA.
>>568942051Shake it out sucks because you're missing your Speed carryover but it's better than completely missing out on your unique if you have some extra SP left over and nothing much to buy
>>568942150You can build a perfect dominator bot rudolph in the meantime - she CAN'T use throne!
>>568941550Schumacher will race again. Shiraoki-sama wills it.
>>568942267
does the throne come out before cm15?
>>568942127I wish I was Vivlos
>>568942524better question: is the throne worth having for MANT parent runs AFTER MANTso you can borrow other cards?
>>568941372summer speed rainbows wouldnt have saved it. its literally short 10+ wit trainings.
why is there so much art of suzuka in F1 cars, i know she's fast but is that the only connection?>>568940730>>568940905>>568940954>>568941323>>568941550>>568941578>>568941770>>568941996>>568942267>>568942495not complaining of course, it looks cute
>>568942573Why do you want to be VFs wife?
>>568942051Don't get U=Ma or other unique healing for CM15.Other than that take same unique as other uma for the plan of your choice.
>>568942606you won't be doing parents runs in MANT bro
>>568942524right around as CM15 starts>>568942606throne immediately becomes useless after MANT ends because grand live decks are STRICT
>>568942606Yep, the throne is a MUST PULL for any serious player.
good afternoon, I have just returned from a business trip and will now be masturbating to equine women.
>>568939130holy kino
>>568942650>>568941372
kiss me, uma
>>568942745Not my trainer
>>568943074
>>568942815>>568942836>>568942849bros. you guys really think MANT is over for parent runs when GL releases?
>>568941025This already happened to me last year so I have all the time in the world for CM now ; (
>>568943168why did you include me in your list
>>568943017make sure to stream it
You have about a week left to brick your account.
>>568943125
>>568942836>grand live decks are STRICTthey really aren't, as long as you have Light Hello and supports with high speciality you're good to go since race bonus/fan gain doesn't matter
>>568942906Very coolToo bad the card is shit
>>568918175what guide is this
>>568943384I feel like she would unbrick me though
>>568943168Yes?who the FUCK would go back to MANT after the mode is over, everone is sick of it and we still have 2 months leftwhatever parents people have at that point are permant and set in stone, less than 1% of the population will parent grind for at least a year
What's the big difference between Grand Live and MANT? What is going to make Grand Live better for aces/parents than MANT?
>>568943425can you post the one where she meets Ruby?the lightning sound effect followed by the tiny "chuki" always makes me laugh
>>568942732https://youtu.be/7q_uNYLThsQBecause they're both legendary racers who died on the racecourse and Suzuka just happened to be born on that exact day. In other words, synchronicity.
>>568943452I posted thatwhat do you mean what guide is itit's there, that's the guide... it's that one
I like to watch the extremely cool and serious Narita Brian get forced into silly outfits she'd never wear and do animations she'd never perform.
>>568942862I love life
>>568943452rip my favorite gaslightern't
>>568943587
>>568943425 >>568943559Nyo.>>568943430So you're telling me a literal who anon is LYING and GASLIGHTING me!? WHAT????
>>568943543Grand Live will have a higher speed stat cap than MANT, meaning you will be playing GL for aces. It also does a complete 180 in terms of mechanics where you are basically never racing vs spamming them in MANT. That's why parent runs will still be done in MANT, since parent affinity scales with (shared) races won
I know it'll be a while but I can't wait for Lucky Lilac.
>>568943582yeah i mean wtf is gaia
>>568943587https://youtu.be/30jz3KzBtvQ
>>568943789>wtf is gaia
>>568943719>>568943852ssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>568943719They are strict in the sense that you will run 3 speed cards, 2 wit cards and Light Hello. You only swap a card out for Creek if you are training for longs. It's not like MANT where you need race bonus or the card is dead, but you will be using the same deck 90% of the time
>>568943789https://www.gaiaonline.com/A cancerous place where half of us came from.
>>568943732But don't they rework the G1 affinity points on GL as well? Can't you just do g1 races in GL
>>568943767>>568943769Lala on the mind....
>>568943769You and me both brother
>>568943945I'm essentially already running that, been doing so for the last few weeks for easy fan run purposes. So nothing new or annoying to me. It's either 2sp2pw2wi or what you just said.
i want umasanpo WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH dahby
The best value purchases in this game are purchasing a single character or 1/5 of a card for 20$.
>>568943945>It's not like MANT>you will be using the same deck 90% of the time
stop making fun of me!!!!!! arghhhhhhhhh
>>568944050The rework launched with Grand Masters, not Grand Live (so 1 scenario later). Unless they decide to drop the rework early, parent runs will still be done in mant
>>568944136if the run doesnt take 1 hour i'll take it
>>568944040> 8,569 Gaians Onlineoh how the mighty have fallen
>>568944136Yeah it's the same in that regard. There's a broader pool of viable cards but in the end you will just run your best speed and wit cards
>>568943719>the depth of tone when she says "I can't"so the voice actress is the one that says "its showtime" for one of the short songs latter. hot
>>568944136Just like URAjust like UnityJust like MantYou always use the same fucking deck for specific purposes, except now you don't have a race bonus cock ring around your dick
HA! Not today, cygay.
what is the difference between BELNO LIGHT and LIGHT HELLO
>>568935937BAKUTITSYEY
>>568944629one is a hag the other is a teen
>>568944136I seriously don't care as long as my runs are shorter.I used to be able to finish a run on my breaks at work.
>>568944629I want to have sex with Belno LightI want to have sex with Light HelloActually maybe they are the same
why do I always keep thinking that Bakushin and Curren Chan are pettanko
>>568942150what makes Thrones-built aces so much more absurdly strong? You seem to be exaggerating, to me.
>>568943565oh that looked horrible, i think i remember hearing that happened, but the coincidence is somehow cutethanks for the context!
>>568942393You're not going to leave us hanging are you?
>>568944772for throne im genuinely notit shits out ABSURD levels of free stats AND gives you an ultra-meta medium gold skill, best of both worls
>>568944629wait until you find out the difference between Belno Light, Light Hello and Sugar Lights
what site are people using to make those uma tier lists
>>568942150Throne will probably release after the CM ends>but the timelinewas wrong multiple times
>>568942606I've been hearing that you bring Light Hello on parent runs for gold PTO.
>>568944854
>>568944930
UninstalledI am freeeeeeeeee
>>568944732>>568944697>>568944629>>568944969WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BWOSBETWEEN BELNO LIGHT, LIGHT HELLO AND SUGAR LIGHTSTHEY ARE ALL LIGHTS
>>568945075see u tomorrow
Mile sucks ass and balls. Going from dahby to this feels like going from engineering school to a fucking slot machine.
>>568945202>trying to glaze ogurislopnah
>>568945034if its as accurate as the ayabe guts or halal urara guts "hearings"
>>568945134You won’t.
>>568945323bwo we all told you to pull for xoguri or be bricked
What's even a good speed card aside from KSB and Tachyon since you need 3 of them? I'm assuming front fags just use S.Maru but what about the others?
>>568945202you can just say you want gran alegria to beat you to death, you don't have to beat around the bush
>>568945403i have her, and used her, but trying to claim any content with her is "engineering school" is just actual retardation
>>568945480I want Gran Alegria to beat me to death.
>>568944136Not being restricted with 50% RB is already sounds a lot better for me
Kitasan posters owe me sex
>>568945425SR Pasa, SR Curren, Sr Stinko. Fuck it, SR Tosho. The 3 SSrs you mentioned is the theoretical optimal setup, but your 3rd speed card can be whatever as long as it does the job well enough
Is it actually better to run G3s instead of G2s because of the reduced chance of jobbing?
>>568945323I hate the fat christmas fuck too, dahby is the only sovlful CM ever and now I'm just mad that I didn't enjoy it to the fullest.
>>568944876>makes hitting wit cap easier>lvl 3 Medium Corners, .35 velocity for 3s>decent date stats but nothing we haven't seen in Tazuna/Riko/will see in Light HelloI think you're overhyping this card a bit
Im having an arguement with a buddy.If umas drove monstertrucks which uma would drive grave digger?
>>568945625how the fuck are you timing this I literally just entered the thread
Sorry I don't have a micropenis don't care about monster trucks.
>>568945874I don't see the correlation between having a micropenis and caring about monster trucks I don't care about them either
>>568945874But I didnt ask about your micropenis anon?
>>568945750Remember that the same sloptubers shilling Throne as a must borrow where shilling Ayabe and Gutsmaxxing. Throne fine for Mediums and probably is a better borrow than Pasa but looks meh for Sprint
>>568945750seems to me anyone spending carats on this card is a buhi or making very poor decisions
>>568945817Hello where is my sex
>>568946012not here!
>>568945975>shilling Ayabewhat happened to this anywaya couple months ago /uma/ said that anyone without Ayabe was bricked for MANT
>>568946045why are there two ulalas
>>568945817I'm tracking the routine of all Kita profile umas in /uma/ clubs to find out when they're active
>>568945993it was already a whale-only card on JP without any acceleration. Except they didnt know it'd become obsolete in 1.5 cms so a bunch of people got dupes into pulling anyway
>>568945874I like seeing the Grave Digger launching into the air and doing backflips.
>>568946114>a couple of months ago /uma/ lied color me fucking SHOCKED
Kawakami Princess owes me, her Legendary Trainer, sex.
>>568946114>a couple months ago /uma/ said that anyone without Ayabe was bricked for MANTbut i have ayabe
>>568946428is that actually relevant to the conversationno
>>568946174are there any cards that released in 2nd half of a scenario that turned out to be good and mega regret if not pull
>>568945817>>568946063>>568946428Fuck off Umama.
>>568946540classic umama amirite
This tiny little DEMON drained all of my clocks on Victoria Mile, preventing me from getting the Empress epithet
>>568945817>>568946063>>568946428Fuck me Umama.
I think this thread would be better if we didnt constantly have to find one person to shit on
>>568945975Word word wordddd!MAKE CM16 ACES RIGHT NOW /UMA/>O-oh no my CM15 aces are going to be outmatched by thwone aces...ITS CM16 TIME THEN!!!!!
I have a micropenis. Which Uma is for me?
>>568946941I think this thread would be better if "personalities" didn't have to derail every conversation but here we are
I don't know who this umama nigga is I just like posting Kita
>>568946941we could always go back to talking about mambo
nyo...When's the Tach event?
>>568944629I completely forgot they're not the same
>>568946925
we need more club drama
