Previous: >>568958624>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
We like flat chests here
I almost baked.Almost...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
flatties?
start a romantic relationship with your trainee
>>568980206We love flatties here
I was Curren's Onii before I was ever the Onii for those whores Buena and Rice
>>568980346this mental illness is called being a woman or pretending to be one
>>568980328Gold City is already my girlfriend, though
>>568980328isn't that what scouting her was?
>all these useless picturesIt's like I'm back in /vt/
Curren is cute! CUTE!
>Binland won in sportsballHave a good night /uma/
>>568980328
>>5689780756/9!cm15226631582266315822663158
>>568980206
>>568980328The question isn't "Would I date an Uma?", it's "Would an Uma date me?". The answer is obviously no, but a man can dream
>>568980460UMANKO :DDD
>>568980191wouldn't she be doing this dance with a yukata on the updated onsen?what a slut
>>568980507
>>568980556This feels like an AI wrote it.
torena san mite mite
>admits to browsing /vt/egregiously 2nd rate
>>568980507gold city is so pretty
おまtづり
>>568980143M-My body, I can't control it.
>>568980713shut the FUCK UP nerd
>>568980693No, I'm just retarded and in the middle of a mood swing
>>568980670Succubus
>>568980670RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>568980670I HATE CURREN
>>568968931If you're still here
>redeem cocks from Career Mode Rally Giveaway>end up using them all on my very next MANT run
>>568980836if you're in the middle of a swing that means you're temporarily normal
>>568980917sad no mile S
>gonna work on other tools for a bitWhat code is he going to STEAL and ruin this time?
>>568980668>I run with everything I've got, so I have no regrets BUT SHICHI HATES LOSING, WHAT THE FUCKFUCK YOU CINGREY
>>568981058who ya tellin
>>568980852Is vote for me for Miss Tracen how you should say it in English?For example you say vote Trump for President not vote for Trump for President right? So the ingame translation is wrong? Or am I too ESL
>>568980328I shan't ever violate the integrity, or professionalism between a student and their teacher
>>568980986Was it at least a good run?
>>568981068what's sweepy mad about
>>568981089Nice Tushie
はちみ
Is this a good deck for the CM?Looking at the guide it suggests this but I keep struggling to get my Uma to cap out speed sometimes or even break 1k. Maybe I just need Speed legacy but im already running a 50/50 split for Pwr/Stam to get those are reasonable ammounts.
>>568981020Depends on how you define middle
>>568980707
>>568981179Him stealing JP code after it was stolen by 2 others and then edenfags stole his code without crediting him in their git
>>568981149fuck you, Shichitore
>>568980115>>568980216>>568980345>>568980535Suzuka is so fucking cute
>>568980561Äksdee :DDD
>>568981164It wasn't even an S
>>568981116it's alright if you're talking about yourself, if you say vote for another person for miss tracen it sounds weird. Still this localization is really far from perfect, even without counting the constant censorship
>inb4 senior year inspo doesn't give me mile S
>>568981308THE CUTEST
>>568981359
>>568981272This is ragebait.
>>568980518cosmetic dom, just gonna make a fully fledged gambler insteadthanks for joining
>>568981308She's cuuuuuuuute
>>568981476prove it wrong
>>568981359Bulgeno Light...
>>568981272why isn't windy on this chart when she the mathematically fattest ass in the game?
>>568980451Did Michael Jackson reincarnate to Curren-chan
odds i spurt to Kitasan, evens i do Curren, 0 i do both back to back
>>568981520>debate me >:DNo.
Every single tier list posted here has been fucking shit.
>>568981580Don't look up Oguri
>>568981580>turns white over 15 yearsChecks out.
>>568980852I'm surprised Daiwa doesn't grab (You) and take (You) behind the shed for a good raping right then and theregood god
https://jiggie.fun/airjhttps://jiggie.fun/airihttps://jiggie.fun/airghttps://jiggie.fun/airghttps://jiggie.fun/airihttps://jiggie.fun/airehttps://jiggie.fun/air
hello everyone! is everyone having a buono day? i hope you aretoday was a buono day for me the game finally co-operated a bit and gave me some good runsdid you finish your CM team?ill do a bit more runs to see if i get something better but i also hope you get the bestest team as well wish you lots of luckkeep it buono!
>>568981198it's a good deck, but it will be wildly inconsistent. You'll hit the stats you want (speed cap, 1000+ power, 1000+ wit, 900+ guts) maybe 1 in 8 runs. Add fishing for mile S on top of that and it just gets kind of gruesome.
>>568981116i'd say there's nothing wrong with it
My club is heavy on the doomposting today I agree with everything
>>568981580
>>568981623enjoy
>>568981623
>>568981735Autis/uma/ bwo... leak the club chat
>>568981198guts decks are for unemployed people with too much free time
>>568981828the club chats pretty civil right now bwo... its not us
>>568981359haha what if you handcuffed her quads to her biceps while she was in that position then tickled her until she peed haha
>>568981843so /uma/
>>568981272you made this just as engagement bait specifically to get me to look at the entire list 4 times to find Ass Wonder and she's not on itwell done
>>568981562Shes not even top 5 bwo
>>568981712Hitting that Mile S proc has also been causing me headaches.Maybe I swap the deck out and go back to a 2/2/2 deck for Spd/pwr/wit like before. I had a lot better luck getting higher stats then.
>>568981735dont worry bwo... we just gotta get to july and everything will be comfy again...
>>568981871I figured it was gonna be you since your danchou is apparently quitting. That's the only club drama I know about right now
>go outside>10 mosquito bitesI HATE SUMMER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kitasan needs to fuck more mares.
>>568981068she did this stunt way too many times
>>568981512>>568981438
>>568982091>he gets bitten
>>568982138shut up homo faggot
>>568982086nevermind... i just checked it is us...its mainly over mant, so nothing you wouldnt find in here
>>568982156>his blood is so undesirable even mosquitos don't bite
>>568980024Just realized someone removed the sloptuber agenda site in the OP. Was using it for an easy to way to get the link without having to google itIt's a non matter anyway just kind of selfish
>>568982027the guts deck is for whales that can run the absolute best guts cards like Yaeno Muteki and Feetus alongside a maxed Ayabe, and hit their statlines easily that way. If you're running yeppers or haru or any of the non-Ayabe SRs it's a struggle session that won't even result in notably higher winrates because guts dueling just isn't that much of a boost.
>>568982148
>>568982203her*
>>568982186brickbwo...
>>568982156Biting Grass ass
>>568982250People will absolutely screech about it being there and I still don't understand why when it's just an optional tool
>>568982391this is not ragebait
>>568981967i lied she's not actually top onebut she's only behind hishi miracle, light hello, and rob roy when adjusting for height
>>568982186>mainlySo there is danchou quitting drama mixed in
>almost killed the game in JP>killed the game in corea>killed the game in chinasurely this time will be different
>>568982502the rest of it is just complaining about lack of qol as of yet
>>568982554
>>568982610They game won't die for global surely
>>568982521
>marked
>>568982610They didnt expect things to be different. They know the game survives
>>568982686Nah they make too much revenue and they're essentially just reusing code
>>568982362It's not like the VF fag had a direct relation to it. IIRC he only partially contributed to it or just shilled it, although I don't think he had any contribution to the agenda planner
>>568982660What a cute uma
>>568980852uh oh someone's getting uppity
>>568982891
>>568982817
>>568982250I noticed it but just didn't call it out. Some will absolutely try to ruin a completely working OP just to get their way of removing anything they hate in it. Literally man child behavior.
testsex
Just got out of jury duty
>4%NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>568982876GUH
>>568983010
>>568983116what was the case
>>568982864Yeah it was a collaboration of people not he himself. I guess some people just can't get over the associationI don't care beacause I don't even read the op anyway
>>568980328uhh, you could have posted any other uma, you know?shichi thinks your flirting is cringe
>>5689820272/1/3 is comfyi like mryan power for no effort nn
>>568983196No idea, I just told the sheriff's office that I wasn't eligible to be a juror in the first place and got excused.
>>568981387>>568983120>no mile S either, as expectedI want to give up
>>568980670I would rather have Doto.
>>568983219sure, Shichisure
biko is so sexy i want to smell her hair and hug her
>>568983190
>>568983219she unironically loves our cringe linesgets mad if you tell her you saw it online though...
i sparked the ayabe/chiyo banner because i have a copy of ayabe and wanted more. i got 1 copy of chiyo in 200 pulls and a copy of winning ticket stam (a card i did not know existed.) i want to firebomb cygames hq. im going to personally break ebayan's legs.
HASHIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYsomethingBLOOOOOOOOOW my GAAAAAAAY
>>568983209Aside from using the links in the new OP, same. tbf it even took me a while to realize it's not in the OP anymore. Should be fine to let it stay this way to avoid anymore seething or any kind of arguments about it tho
>>568983219shichi is weak to cringe
>>568983328She did this on purpose, how evil
>>568983308I wish I could be summoned for jury duty. It's a great privilege of living in a republic. A noble duty I should like to fulfill once or twice.
>>568983451people like you are why global will never die
>>568983453
>>568982186I'm not in autis/uma/ though... It's kinda comforting to know other clubs are on it too, though. We're gonna make it, autisbwos
Biko mentioned
>>568983408
>>568983537>>568983537I technically don't live in a republic. Jury duty sounded fun but I'd rather stay home playing video games anwyay
>>568983601
>>568980206Pure sex. I want to stretch out this brat.
>>568983595CUTE biko
>psst Fine, check this out! these peeps are like, TOTALLY dooming! could not imagine it being our club, teehee~
>>568982521does ireland hire african mercs for their team too?
>>568983787
>>568983965
>>568983484She's very weak to straightforward, honest declarations of feeling, which (You) as a forward, insistent simp, embody to 110%. There's a manga with basically this premise, the #1 fan gets close to the idol he's obsessed with and eventually she crumbles her tsun facade, but I can't remember the title. She was really hot, though.
>>568982876too fat
>>568984149
>>568984302Princesses shouldn't do that
ears bigger than akebono
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK? 10 FUCKING LENGTHS???? HOW???
>>568984378Should have trained Wit
>>568983451Anon...
>all these front fags screaming while mr bot does 900k-1mil runs no issue
>>568984378it seems your trainee doesn't have enough guts
>>568984324
...
>>568984552I NEED TO FUCK BOTH OF THOSE SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568983308This is how nations die, apathy
>>568984345cute CUTE cute!
>>568984515
>>568984552cute girl
>>568983965I like this old lady
>>568984552
>>568984378Fronts do be like that sometimes. Their careers are breeze for most times, but they randomly explode here and there due to spot struggles and high roll rushed.
>>568984743
someone tell me to get up
>>568984678
>>568983219that's part of what makes her great tho
>>568984378spot struggle + rush is fast stamina suckage
>>568984857You will do your MANT run
I'm surprised there aren't more Biko posts.
>>568984552Just another reason to despise yurifags, we will never have soccer boy
Men huh yeahWhat is it good for?Absolutely nothing
>>568984919
>>568984868
Hypothetically, if uma musume were gender swapped and you had cute boy umas trying to breed you their cute female toreina would you play it?
Sex with hags?
How do you even cope with rainbows on a 0 energy training turns? Is this what a cuck chair feels like
FUCKKKKKKKKKK KILL MEE
>>568985079it would be bigger than any gacha bwo just look at love and deepspace
Doto owes me sex
Turbo Butt
>>568985035
>>568985113Your energy drinks?Your toreina juice and cupcake?
>>568985079how many of the owners would be ok with cygey turning their horses into fuckboys
>>568985096
>>568985170
>>568985194Naidesu
>>568984964she's literally me
>>568985079why are you asking dumb questions? the fucking sport is predominantly enjoyed by men
>>568985174
What happens to umas after they retire from racing?
Every day I thank God that Cygames didn't give Dicta Striker or Almond Eye to Satsumin and that they put her on Stay Gold. Now give me her solo, Cygames. I know you'll probably give her a ballad but I'll still be happy about it.
>>568980853BASED LAISU
>>568985351prostitute
Done with my CM15 XOguri already
>>568985140Did you fuck up?
>>568985318speak for yourself moid
>>568985321
>>568985318So yes because there's no cock like horse cock.
>>568985353ballads are the best
>>568985231
>>568985318What about all of the non-sex sports?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=300z7dBySCM
>>568985482
>>568985353I like how stego's white patch always looks like a cumshot.
I want to paint my cute daughter's nails and tease her about boys and cheer her on in whatever activities she does!
I just came to loli pornand I'm almost done with my uni work
This is peak female form.
>>568985351
>>568985418Bro that Stamina should be in Guts...
>>568984589
>>568985649Journey is too cute for my well-being.
>>568985649gn
>>568985659>daughterI'm fucking your daughter, cuck
>>568985687based
>umatwitter updatedoh great its the monthly sche-
>>568985821and I'm fucking your dad. Now what homo?
>>568984990Men are cheatersThey used up Sweepy too muchBanwave when?
So am I just supposed to recycle my cm13 aces on cm15?
>>568985426yeahby existing
>>568985979i hate being awake i hate being alive
>>568985979I would still love Rice even if she was a rock
>>568985687Can you post the pregnant version? I really love that image
>>568985978I meant cm12
>>568986067ok, ill post it
>>568985979lighten up
>>568985978>>568986124yes if you're a lazy nig
>>568986260But even the greens match and I wouldn't be get anything better done anyway
>>568984857Get it up
>>568984990Dober loves cheating porn though
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
>>568986470I feel bad for ningen women, they can't even fight back...
>>568985712I wonder how many of these I can push inside my asshole
lol why does no one talk about the seiun cardher and kawakami guarantees pp dd
Guys, guys, GUYS, guys, am I just.. supposed to be happy for my trainee and her lesbian lover while my balls turn from blue to black?
>>568985978there are few difference that makes you might have to redo them. The biggest one imo is condition, it's good instead of firm. Your ace with NTR card is bad, waste of a gold skill.
>>568986454it's ok i'm a lazy nig too
>>568986126is that a little shrine?
Newfag here. I've done runs for pretty much all the characters I give a shit about. Only URA runs though. What should I expect in these other scenarios?
you're suposed to correct your trainee bwo
>NTR was posted, no seethe >Stay Gold was posted, no seethe Outside of the retarded yurifaggot are we finally free of the schizos
>>568986687i didn't know about kamakaze, i can borrow her since I lucked into sky mlb
CM15 test room544137385441373854413738>>568986124>>568985978yeah, join this room and see for yourself your old aces are good enough
im honestly kinda impressed how this anon is sticking to his shitpostbarely anyone bites that specific one
>>568986126I don't like this image
>>568986821new mechanics that when mastered yield even more powerful uma, what else?
>>568986687No one here plays the game. They just watch sloptubers and then pretend to argue with each other like they know what they are talking about.
>trainee is a muff divercould not care less
>>568986821unfiltered KINO
>>568986895here ill post the other 3 in the set
>>568986687The Seiun card is bad, Kawakami is secret good but only if you went full retard on the FineMo banner.
>>568986989
>>568986832Reverse netorare is based
LightHello/Tachyon banner is a good one to roll on as f2p right?Is two sparks enough? Since one is discounted and then might as well throw another to get some more support cards.
>>568986896New trainee events? Maybe having to race more?
>>568986708have you tried raping them?
>>568986126>>568986814he reproduced a photo
>>568987189You need the two at MLB or else your account is bricked(serious)
>>568987152and >>568986126ends it
I'm getting Jordan pilled...
My medium S... nyo...
>>568987284>they actually put mini thingscute
>>568987189Best banner to throw your carats at, if you want to be ‘competitive’ you want Light Hello ideally 2LB
always make sure to check the amount of fronts..
>japanese fan comics>are about a happy life, children, falling in love>western and korean comics>are about misscarriage, yurifaggotry, blackshit and bad endings
>>568987434>>568987289So maybe three sparks then?I can afford that but it will mean I gotta skip Sweep.
>honoring a horse's gravestone just because you want to fuck an underage anime genderswapped version of himhmm...
>>568987496I'm going to buy this one since they're relatively cheap.
>>568986861Results.>Festive Miracle+MPB+NSM>Oguri just nyooooms to the topThat was silly, thanks for joining.
>>568987415
>>568987454on make debut im not sure whether pace or solo front is better. the stat advantage is pretty big and just being solo front ensures you won't be blocked as everyone will pdm on you even if you late start.
>>568987475block them
>>568987551Having millions of japanese salary men wanting to fuck you is the biggest honor
>>568987640I want to fuck Sweepy butt.
>>568987619nah solo front is just always fucked imofor niigata the biggest hurdle 2 other fronts + you is always safe but 1 is risking it
>>568987475this is why i hate westerners
>>568987732no nige niggata is never front
>>568987598>Falcostam numbers?
its up
>>568987475meanwhile japanese pornhttps://gofile.io/d/StZM6f
>>568987938I sleep
>throne releases mid CM 15
>>568987475this is a skillful bait post to motivate anons to post NTR
>>568987535We are getting 100 free rolls, it’s your choice man
>>568987938>fuji kiseki event during MANThow about you go fuck yourself john cygames
>>568987475This, I don't save art made by animals.
>>568987535Three practically guarantees (94% chance) that you'll mlb Tachyon. Light Hello is good have at 2lb, but 0lb is perfectly fine too. I'll dump 400 pulls and see if I luckshit anythingGOD I hate pulling supoka, it's such a shitty thing to lowroll cards when you need FIVE FUCKING COPIES for them to be any good most of the time.
>>568987938>showtime eventplease im so fucking tired...alsoWE'RE ACCELERATING AGAIN
>>568987938Another month with NOTHING GOOD IN IT, easy skip
>Throne announcedbrosbrosit's almost overwe survivedwe passed the mant check
>>568987938>Fuji kiseki eventNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568987938Finally
>>568987938>Throne after medSLOPOguri Crap metafags in shambles
>>568988006no one wants to see israeli mind poison, but top road is cute though, especially when her ears flop down in that "are you a dog person or a cat person"
>>568988256Can you fuck off you retarded avatarfag
>>568987938Sweepy my beloved
>>568987938>*hypnotizes you to pull for Sweep*
>>568987938You'll be pulling for her, right?
>>568985978I'm recycling everything except Hog
>>568988387
>>568988397>300k yen = $1.9k dollarsthe yen went to complete shit huh
>>568985979I understand that feeling.
I see Sweep is in a few days? Did that brat's bot kill the game before her release?
>>568988518I do this
>>5689879384 1/2 DAYS BROTHERS!!!!
>>568988506sniff
>>568988518me on the left
>>568988516Right now is the best time to go if you are an American
You could've let him die and rot in obscurity but you just had to reply to him didn't you?
>>568988481>>568988506
>>568988516been pretty post covid
>>568988506do you have a good sfw image to post?
>>568987938Brats correction time is imminent
>>568988506I was not going to masturbate today after nutting 9 times last nightBut that will change now
another month another caret hoarding
>>568988506
>Throne for CM15NononoNONONONONO
that's the wrong distance kita...
>>568988704uh oh
>>568988658>was buying boatloads of digital asmr in 2022 - 2024now i download them and have three 4tb drives half full
>>568988749I almost have 120k carats and I can't spend any of them until summer
>>568988650is this futa? I need to see her get blown by her two trainees
>>568988917didn't ask metafag
>>568988917roll for mlb throne
fuji kiseki needs to fucking kill herselfi'm not playing your dogshit event again
now that the schedule's up, everyone post your pull plans!
give me uma wife to play video games with
>>568988759AAAAAA
>taiki shuttle SSR speed drops halfway through the CM >hint lv 4>hint frequency 60>ultra discount productive plan, shifting gears, mile maven, speed eater, and both mile cornersi'm glad i didnt waste too much time on aces
>>568987938>Kiseki event in MANTNo way. I'm quitting MANT fuck this shit
>>568987938I hope Sweepy doesn't rape my carats as hard as her...
>>568988749Can’t wait for the new scenario and rolling for meta support cards.
>>568988969But I'm rolling for Summer Mackie retardgod
>>568988796would you be willing to share
please stop posting porn
>>568989024ok
>>568989006that's literally just my pull plan..well almost
>>568989083just roll for tragic umas
please keep posting porn, i'm almost there
>>568989058Ok whale
>>568989195You first.
>>568989219just borrow bwo
>>568989170Not updating until CM is over, but I'm not rolling anything until Tachyon speed. I did some rollings here and there so I'm kinda fucked right now, if I don't get 1LB Tachyon within the free pulls, I'm skipping her...
>>568988759How good was Throne again?
nice shop bitch, I've bought out your shop multiple times now
>>568987938what is this kiseki event people are displeased about
>>568989251>2028You won’t make it that far
>>568989383Are you going to kill me?
fucky kisucky
>>568989372Cock and ball torture featuring Fuji Kiseki
>>568989276It didnt exist for CM15 before but it essentially gives you a free 200 wit and 200 speed and gives a bunch of skills for completely free so you'd be stupid to not use it in Ace runs
cum>40% megaphoneyes I have nothing
>>568989276looks extremely overrated, only pull if you're a giga-buhi
>>568989372it makes you do a shit ton of careers to get her mediocre rewards.And MANT's careers are 1 hour long...It was already awful with Unity Cup which is like half of MANT career's time
>>568989276I heard a sloptuber who didn't quit MANT at the time like other sloptubers say that the card is dogshit and that nips tried making it work but it was a meme card, you shouldn't roll but you don't have to believe me at all.Just make sure that if a sloptuber says it's good, check if they were active when MANT was present on their server of choice or if they were one of the quitters.
>>568989276It's a wit card replacement, but then again it doesn't matter because it's only usable for a single CM.
>>568989485>it essentially gives you a free 200 wit and 200 speedthat is a gross, gross exaggeration
>>568989516>slowpoke
>>568989474umas will NOT torture your balls or cock. at worse they will coax more semen out of it by gently massaging
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568987938im sure others have said it, but no fuckin way im doing kisekis event for mant.. idc how good that boob window is
They stopped making new loli umas, no Loli uma bride outfits in years, new umas and outfits don't show cleavage or much skin, multiple "man" outfits in recent patches.Does cygames think they can win the normie crowd with this?
>>568989610fuck it aintin fact 200 wit is like the minimum it hands you an extra 4 wit every time you click on it
>>568989661when they are in heat they even insert a finger in your ass and rim you to force an erection out of you
>>568989738they just launched a shota uma half a year ago
the raped
>>568989693I think of this video every time I put my face on my pillow
>kiseki eventOh no no anons will bricks their account by skipping the rainbow shards
>>568989757Rice wouldn't act like this.
>>568989276people said its basically a free +1 letter rank. it's bad because its dead the second MANT track ends, but you'll still use it to reach SS for parent runs
>>568989927I would
>>568989751>200 is the minimumyeah, sure. >adds up wit gained from datesthought so.
>>568987938>fuji event during MANTholy FUARK this game is DOOMED
>>568989738we had cafe sexo a few days ago, trust the plan>>568989779shota are for faggots
>>568987938Might not be in the threads for a new bake so here you go bwos. Didnt put the agenda back to prevent argumentsPrevious: >>568980024>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>568989967Why would you not date the whole time??? its free energy and Refraction Arc is good midgame for CM15
I dickrolled Ines Fujin and I had to spark
>>568989917im praying its like the golshi mant where its just gold and it doesnt have extra shit like the first golshi had all the log
>>568989917i skip rainbow shards every event, it's fine
i have to clean my pants every single time it happens
>3 hintsdamn son
>>568989751>an extra 4 wit every time you click on ityeah we sure are clicking it a lot in MANT>GLlol
>>568989251>>568989006>Only 400 pulls on support bannersYou need a minimum of 600 pulls on those shit banners. Anything less and you are liable to get fucked with a dog shit 1LB card.
>>568990053>spend 5 non-race MANT turns on datesI'm skeptical that's better than training, honestly. It looks like a card that will make buhis stronger, but borrowing it over Finemo etc for f2pfags doesn't seem like any significant power spike.
>>568990159600 is the average amount needed to mlb a card? I'll stick to uma rolling
>>568990141nta but we are>>568990198there's a lot more free turns than you think
>>568990198If you're in a position where you need to borrow finemo you probably shouldnt be thinking too hard about .... anything
>>568990248Yes. I tried the simulator once for Ramonu and it took 980 pulls to get one copy.
>>568990017This is a fucking burka and cafe is a chestlet, not a loli. I don't have problem with specific modest outfits but not having anything similar to Smaru for a long time is suspect.
>>568990248>>568990159you have a nearly 60% chance (slightly better than a coin toss) to MLB at 400 pulls. That's why we have rainbow crystals. I've got 2, and by the time Ramonu drops I'll have more. And maybe I'll get lucky on Tachy's banner. If you budget 600 pulls for every supoka, you cannot ever pull umas as f2p, and fuck that.
200 Speed200 Wit240 SPGold Medium CornersPrudent PositioningFull Throttle100% Guaranteed, every single run.
>>568990198>borrow finemolol
>>568990017Nobody wants this
>>568990521true
>>568989006
>>568990481what do you drop for it
>>568990443>doesn't have her whole tits and ass spilling out of her clothes like a cheap whore>ISSA BURKA
>>568990443we really need more bikini alts
>>568990248yeah 600 is safe
>>568990292It sucks, but that's how it goes. I spent all of fall 2025 saving for Kitasan, so I was sick of not rolling for umas, and double-sparked the all-uma banner, got nine new 3*. If I hadn't, maybe I could have double-sparked Finemo. I have mlb Kita/Creek, which is copable but not ideal, obviously.
>>568990614probably a wit card
>>568990481So am I just fucked if my main are Teio and Kaichou?
>>568990645sauce?>
>>568990454>400 rolls>MLBThe next Uma I am pulling for is next year
>>568990645is 1* light enough to get the important stuff from her?
>>568990026thank you bwo
>>568990443>chestletIs 'pettanko' a lost word now?
>>568990761yes
>>568990718Of course, but you should be used to that
>>568990761yes. She get 10 TE at 2lb, but fuck that. She's just another shitty Pal card, they are not good.
>>568990837>She's just another shitty Pal card, they are not good.they said this about riko too
>>568990797everything has to be a *let, *slop, or *mer now. those are the only options
>>568990103Nice stats in summer. Got real lucky that run?
>>568990828>you should be used to thatActually true enough
>>568990837yeah you say that and then you're 200 Da and Do short by Senior year so you miss the final song
>>568990742fuck, really? Who is it?
>>568990718Good thing nobody uses Teio anyways.
>new umas are over designed remixes of old umas>No sexy outfits like summer marumaru or zombie creek anymore >QOL "fixes" are all paidEverytime I look at the condition of JP I start losing motivation to keep playing. Global is actually going through the best time period of the game, it's all downhill from here.
>>568980328Digitan keeps assuming my advances are a misunderstanding on her part because her self esteem is shit.Atleast she's super cute when this happens.
>>568990942that's her scenario link, not connected to her support stats. So there won't be any difference between 0lb and mlb Light Hello for getting the notes, etc.
>>568980328I'll be married to my trainee once main story 2 starts.
>>568990949CB, then Ace
>>568990248https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator/support-gachaclick the x10 60 times see where that gets you
>>568980143I want more than just a pat on the head..Like a hug
>>568990894Playing Cassetteslop on my Betamaxlet
>>568990882Yes, and 0lb SSR Riko has almost all the power of mlb SSR Riko, because what makes Riko useful at all is the energy and the extra stam/guts. In terms of support stats, tazuna is still the best Pal card.
>>568991172*rapes you*
>>568990797Ughh unc, get along with the timesHarem = polyamory Trap = transRomance = hetslopYuri = LGBTYaoi = LGBTLoli = Diddy, Epstein, pdf fileFan service = male gaze misogyny
>>568990882No they didn't. What they said was that 1* Riko was good enough at MLB to be on par with 1LB 3* Riko. Unless you planned to 2LB her (400 pulls) it wasn't worth going for it and paying out 300 pulls for a modest upgrade for a scenario specific card isn't worth it.1LB Light is a human Rights card, the scenario is unplayable without it.
>>568991202holy retard
>>568990909could've been better but i think its pretty good
>>568991284gwo your 600/600...
>>568991069CB comes this year, you dummy!
>>568991202I’m genuinely posting with retards itt
>>568991219this is just combining sjws+anti-sjws prejudices personally i've always been annoyed by how petite girls get called loli in the first place, cuz its really not accurate..
>>568991204No Creek, no!
>>568991345This series of CB images was cute
>>568989625I need Grass to look at my penis like that.
I look like this
cheval grande
>>568991365Most slang nowadays is a mix of 4chan and leftist terms now.I wish I knew why I hear kids calling each other chuds nowadays but it's happening.
>>568991358learn to read posts, you colossal idiotTazuna is the best Pal card so far in terms of pal benefits. Others like Riko/Light Hello will be better in their respective scenarios for reasons that are not connected to card level.
>>568991492What a sloppy saggy body
>>568990481For anyone interested in Open Leauge this is in fact the best Open leauge card if you intend to make umas in MANT and Not GLI would stick to GL when that comes out but some people dont wanna deal with RNG song Hints
>>568990641we need sex sweep tosho
>>568991482it would change into this quickly
>>568991489Never ever
>>568991345
>>568990248>>568990389>>568991107i got mlb in 300 pulls you niggas are full of shit
>>568991581What difference does the song RNG even make? Not like you need to high roll to hit A+ in GL
>>568991345>early DecemberI want CB now
>>568991696why's this 40 year old woman wearing a school uniform
>>568991678wrong
>>568991762me toojust six more months, fren
>>568991774
>>568991747Mainly Hints, game chooses from all your all avaiable A aptitudes to make Hint songs and that makes getting style specific skills incredibly difficult
>>568991581i loved that exchange with the directorwish we gkt to hang with her more
Just found out that Chrono is half fr*nch. That's so cringe!
>>568981696done
Bratty nonnies should be punishedYou have no rights
HOLY SKIP BANNERS
>>568990641
>>568991793I bet Tact does not release this year
>>568980206Windy is like the owner of the 3rd largest butt in Uma behind Creek and Maru
>>568992010me on the left
>>568991942Cute Shakure
How many runs did it take to get all the rewards from the first Fuji event? I need the rainbow shards but I'm wary...........
Stinky used sweep tosho thighs on my face
>>568992109Seven times seven times seventy-seven
>>568980328Sorry kiddos. I only date ladies my age.
>>568992018>skipping throneokay bwo
>>568992018don't skip sweepy's banner!!!
>>568992018I unironically loved Fujoshi Bujoshi mode
Daily reminder that umas are for marriage and procreation!
>>568991940TThe best man who led the French was Corsican. Marengo uma when by the way
I want to convince at least one anon to roll for Throne
>throne as in toilet
>>568992215>ching chang chongok
>>568991706yes, that's how chance works400 or 600 is the debate for long-term averages when considering luck and consumables
>>568991661Hot..
>Fuji Kiseki showtime event >IN MANTwho asked for ts?
>>568991940THAT MEANS SHE DOESN'T SHAVE
I don't really care about throne or no throne because I'm not even playing the game anyway.
>>568992343>tore rapei need more
>>568992109About 12 runs
I care
>>568991554Riko on paper is worst, but Stamina > Speed on a pal card. You should have actual speed cards to max speed out. Riko is way more useful than Tazuna because she is a roaming stamina card. Tazuna's events fucking suck and the only real benefit is concentration on full dates and you do not want to be playing 5 turns doing that.
>>568992206I like that /uma/ has renamed Sweep to Sweepy. No one calls her Sweep nowadays.
>>568992343>UNWASHED Chrono>UNSHAVEN Chrono>UNPROTECTED ChronoThis is somehow a bad thing to Anon
>>568992317for the giga-important cards I'll budget 600 pulls. for lesser cards I'll do 400. And hoard rainbow crystals like a motherfucker. I'm strictly f2p, if I budgeted 90k carats on every support banner I would never get to pull for umas.
>>568992010Me on the right after I call Mirakoposters fat
>>568992359You must care for throne because throne is what holds up the Centurial Overbutt
>>568990990The onlly thing that can save Uma is a Deresute clone rythm game
>>568992450Rice would act like this.
>>568992450I would act like this
>>568992206Shouldn't have been such a YADA YADA brat
>>568992206I don't roll for RETARDED kids
>>568992593don't put your hand there you gonna get bit
>>568992593me on the right
>>568988759oh fucking hell NO
who was in paris?
>>568992593Fusu on the left
>>568992660gentle creatura doesnt bite cute CFs or boys
>>568992426I hate that pal cards are more or less required going forward, if anons aren't lying about Light Hello. But at least they're copable at 0 or 1lb. I'm still buttmad I got 0 copies of SSR Riko and 0 R copies of her too in the entire fucking 100 pulls. Aoharu would have been so much more fun if I'd had even mlb R RikoInstead I had to borrow the bitch almost every time.
>>568992593just found out that most gentil artists are femtores...
>>568991813ARGH SHES GOT MY ARM LET ME GO
ayabe i understand how you feel about your sister but we are all trying to help you please stop being a massive fucking bitch and stop listening to linking park otherwise we are kicking you out of tracen
>>568992712I was
>>568992660the fusu tolerates Buena Vista because she's kind and strong
>>568992018I wish half anni's would give out Uma Selector. Would drop a $20 for Camp Taiki
>even smaller than taabouoh...
>>568992343Oh no
>>568992712chestnuts
>>568992771I tie my hair like this
>>568992771oh no, how tragic... I really don't care as long as I get good art. at least in the case of japs they're probably ACTUAL torainas, not like westoids
>>568992889They start doing that after 1.5 when they realized it prints money
>>568992437I almost forgot that Sweepy wasn't he real name
>>568992889I'd probably cave and pay 20 for furawaI regret not pulling her every goddamn day
>>568991940Her jockey near the end of her career is also French
>>568991885that's quite cutei'm not wild about the high shorts but i'm not sure what i'd improve about them
>>568992508What the FUCK is Mackie doing
>>568992712Everyone, and anyone but frenchmen if you can even call parisians that
Enjoy this Boy
>>568992508I game like this
>>568992924Smooching Chrono on my lap!
>>568992725Fuku out of frame
>>568992018>1 CM the entire month>nothing to roll on again*coughs blood
>>568993138I sit on my bf like that
>>568993090BIG HORSE
>>568993229FAT
>>568989058That's all well and good, but this is the most important aspect of her card.
>>568992508>>568993073big mack is so cute why does she have to be a brick
>>568992593Would she remember everything you do to her from her time as la creatura?
https://x.com/KDnotKDA/status/2060912936097661252>Ruins your comfy thread
>>568993073She's playing counterstrike. Some professionals really do sit that close.https://files.catbox.moe/64mobz.jpg
>>568992924Chrono I'm gonna cum..
>>568993302I ride like that
>>568992712vodka and deza!just kidding it was an imitation eiffel tower
>>568993281I want to ride those mountains
>>568993286not the same "people"
>>568993302me on the couch
>>568989058>drops halfway through the CMno one has ever made a good ace using whatever released in the middle of it
>>568993302you're not allowed to do those things in those rooms
>>568989058>mile corner is an agemasen event that can brick your runWell the rest is good though
>>568993302>the joke is sex haha
>>568993348no......
>>568993484joke?
>>568987938I'll have to use THAT
>>568993475>an agemasen eventwhat does this meanis it just that they have a fail chance or that they're random event only and not chain so your chances in a run are shit
>>568993535agnes
>>568993578bothany SSR where you have a chance to not get the gold it gives
>>568993484okay incel
>>568993578yea it's those events that can give you shitty stats + white vs good stats + gold
>>568993578You don't get it and say goodbye to Mile Maven. But yeah you can avoid it though
>>568993447My wife and our pet version of her.
>>568993669Taisex
>>568993447me on the right and our pet on the left, while my husband snaps a pic
>>568993686will cygames ever stop doing this stupid shitwhy would anyone with half a brain spend money on a card like this
I WILL win CM14 with air groob
what the FUCK is a fusu
>>568993639>1% getting uppity
>>568993475Man I fucking hate these agemasen gold skills. It's so soul crushing when you have a good run and fail the coin flip.
>>568993860it's the sound gentilcreature makes
>>568993853same
>>568993860fusu
>>568993889The gold skill isn't agemasen, only the mile corners in the 2nd event
Damn Light Hello looks like THIS?!
>>568993889They do eventually stop printing themEventually
>>568993354stop saying that because it makes me imagine a life happily married with you with sweaty hot sex everyday
Fusu sex?
>>568993994Professional homewrecker. The bane of trainees everywhere.
Improve the quality of your posts
>>568994043do NOT sex the fusu
>>568993639
>>568993943>went through his pixiv again, double checking what I missed>found some, but yours doesn't show upis it a recent-ish twitter upload or something?
>>568994096too late, felt good
>>568994076*rapes you*
>>568993994Hellooooo, Light!
Digitan having a huge crush on her trainer
>>568994068
>>568994123I got that one on here actually. I collect rare fusus, you see...
>>568993994No, she looks like this
>>568993994does her event end with sex too?or was that reserved for Aoi and Riko?
>>568994191I will murder you
>>568994014Nonny...
>>568994246All Friend cards end in sex
>>568994239imagine using a 9% alcohol beverage with a mixerget your shit together, Hello-san
>>568994123>picDAMNstill wouldmaybe even would more
>>568994302The crushing reality of being an unmarried hag is hitting her hard.
>>568992859>>568993286The lore is that is a creature that resemble Gentildonna, not Gentildonna herself. They live (sometimes there are more than one) in Gentil ane Buena room, which is why the artist often drawn Bue playing with them
>>568994349she wouldn't
>>568994121what me and him do every day
>>568994256
>>568994123do not the centaur umas
>>568994289Tazuna's didn'tunfortunately
>>568994463centaurs are literally built for riding
>>568994121>>568994417https://exhentai.org/g/3695286/ed4b37f729/
>>568994239I do this>>568994302die
>>568994179
>>568994491iirc hers was implied to happen between events 4 and 5 no?
The JRA says the chances of you marrying your childhood friend is less than 1%
>>568994463forgot pic to remember that DO NOT
>>568994560Digitan mental overload!
>>568994403I wasn't asking
>>568993294Kinda kino that Trans Mare won right after Straight Girl dier kek
>>568994503I love him so much...
>>568994645
>>568993994Yes Torena...go have mutual consenting sex with your adult coworker...
>>568994302 9% ABV isnt as high as whiskey. monster is a mixer? what does it mean, it gets you drunk quicker?
>>568994645You can post that
>>568994371She only has herself to blame for not pinning down her trainer.
>I love HIM so much>HIM
>>568994697
>>568994645wow...
>>568994736What I meant was that 9% abv is a fairly weak drink to begin with. Strong Zero and -196 are meant to be drunk straight, not mixed with a non-alcoholic mixer like Monster which will further dilute the alcohol content and make it an even weaker drink. Basically I was calling her WEAK
Let's playCygames calls (You) and offer you to design a new skin for your Umawife or a design an entire new Uma BUT only if you fuck her real counterpart.Dead Umas are brought to life for the night, Stallions magically become mares or remain as pasive stallions if you like that kind o stuffImportant note: The horses are totally ok with this deal so it's concensual.Would you do it?
>>568994736it's for when you don't want to let pesky things like falling asleep stop you from drinking away your problems
>>568994893no because i'd have to remember i did that whenever i saw the skin
>>568994761The buenaposter has a boyfriend
>>568994989I don't do?
>>568994963That you made your umawife forma real happy?
>>568994989it's 2026, who doesn't
>>568994579All I remember was her feeling guilty about stealing you from your trainee.
>>568994893duh? What kind of stupid question is that?who do I have to kill in order to make this happen?
Everything's good except powerlet
>>568994989Proof?
>>568995048that cygames can perform horse necromancy and i let them get away with only reviving her for a day
>>568994893anon you know there's supposed to be a downside right?
>>568995035>>568995065Then I have officially lost track of the /trash/poster lore
>brian has larger boobs than scarletthis can't be possibleI'm looking at the numbers but I just don't believe it
the image... limit...
is full throttle good? i have a ticketo with 708 stam and 576 gutswill i gas out on cm14 if i use it?
>>568995287what about it
>>568995257Call me a /v/aggot, or a f/a/ggot, but don't you dare call me a /trash/poster!
I wonder if my trainee thinks it's my fault when she loses
Matikane
>>568995275brian hides hers and daiwa lifts themnot that hard to believe
>>568995287
there's nothing wrong about /trash/posting
Torena-san
>>568995275it's hidden behind her sisters big head
shit ass summer award
Hello!
I hope Light Hello is this big
>>568993464unity cup dropped on the day you had to register your team for finals. people predictably didn't want to try and learn the quirks of an entire new scenario and figure out how to make new aces within that tiny window. taiki on the other hand is dropping at the start of the second round.
>>568995640>>568995640>>568995654sex with hagssex with hag umassex with ACTUAL hag umas
no one is having sex with you.
>>568995640>ntr blacked shit cucked artistkys
>>568995835ok incel
>>568995801Except your trainee*hip thrusts the air to emphasize my point*
Surely you won't be rolling for a brat who doesn't eat her vegetables right?
>>568995801your mom disagrees
>>568995835>insecure whyte boi
>>5689957371 strong card is usually not enough to make you a super outstanding ace. Same with xoguri, same with smaru, same with unity cup and especially the latter due to being an actual substantial power spike>I only have le lazy acesthen you don't need the card since you don't metafag>I'm a sweatgonna be hard to highroll againNot like it's impossible, it's just played out time and time again already
>>568995835dober would do this
>>568995737smaru, xoguri, tamamo all released at the start of or in the middle of CMs they excel atthere wasn't a single good one
>>568995884i need all my carats for cards and machan
Machan more likeUhhWhat were we talking about?
played all day again award
>>568995873>>568995910what
>>568993994>>568994239>>568995654>>568995446>>568995307Light Hello paizuri
Stop posting Hag Hello>image limitHags lost
vivlos dubai chocolate
>>568996092you know, the great mare who raced along side DaiSca and Vodka. Aston Ma—.... huh.... what were we talking about?
>>568996186>>568996186>>568996186>>568996186
>>568996196Retard
bread...
>>568985113Good luck tags.
>>568985931>T*rkish colony that boils their brisket to keep it from being too flavorfulor>Communist African nation that sucks at sportsCan't one of them just move here?
>>568987189Yes, but don't all in it. Tachyon Speed and Light Hello are both mostly dead outside of GL, but some of the other banners we have coming up contain cards that are good for a long time, eg: Maruzensky speed, CB/Creek reroll. We're at the point where you kind of have to pick a running style or two, so what/who do you want to train?
>>568992206I won't skip it. I'll burn it at the stake.
