Retired Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-22-2026-update.135477/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>568955195
good safe op image for this christian website
>>569000778>no armpit hairNot canon
I hate how inconsistent billy's dragdown is.it's supposed to be a counter to fliers but the hitbox is so small that you practically need phantom strike to hit it, but phantom strike already drags people down
AIIIIIEEEEEE NOT TITS SAVE ME NIGGERMAN IF I DON'T SEE NAKED MEN I"LL DIE ONLY TRANNIES LOVE WOMEN
>>569000973She FINALLY landed a guy to hit up a bar WITH and not AT.She's going to shave.
>Wraith feeds a 2k bag>Wraith feeds a 2k bag>Wraith feeds a 2k bagWow that sure was a fun and playable game
this mod fye af
>>569001782I love putting gachashit in deadlock
>>569000778>woman OPThe homomafia is not gonna like this one. Expect deletion
>>569001904Can you African bushmen fuck off
>>569001874>>569001782Savor it while you can, mark my words, Yoshi will remove custom mods like this eventually for some bullshit reason like balancing, removing cheaters, or to sell skins
i love victor
>>569002051doorman is the type of character to get very anal about tailor vs cutter
>>569001039>cheat mods
At this point it is safe to say this is a failed mechanic.
>>569001994>>569002207yoshi will pry my umagachafurbrainrotlock from my cold dead hands
>>569001039>>569001782>>569001874>>569002262Disgusting cheaters. ALL mods are CHEATS.
I'm glad zerggy won because he genuinely enjoys playing the game instead of whining and malding and pissing during every stream
Yeah I have cheat mods. Fuck you gon do bout it?
>>569002341do you think zerggy commed "meed bauus" when they got the two kills at 20 mins
>>569002689which jan's mares/themaresbeast video is your favorite?
>>569002689thank you for not desecrating gooboy
when are they removing doorman this shit is basically unreactable even if you can dispel it it's near instant
I literally cannot get out of initiate
>play spirit character that turns ground into fire>play lane janny by torching trooper waves>your team either wins the fights or not>if there's time you show up to the urn brool after fixing the lanes>gg go nextlow cortisol gaming.
>>569002834100%. did you listen to his post-game interview? he did his goofy little "bye!" and I bet he was waving at his hand cam before remembering he wasn't streaming.
>>569003389>spirit paige is highest objective damagelol! don't stress on your rank, you still have a lot to learn.
Sex with Venator
>>569002834>>569003553During the interview he sounded wired on Adderall or other ADHD meds. I speak from experience regarding what that sounds liked. Hes normally cracked but maybe that’s why he was giga cracked this tournament
>>569003417AOEslop is simply how you ascend in this urnslop meta
>>569003417You can also play Wraith Warden Venator and Seven because they get to be m1ggers who also have aoeslop.
expectations for the next major update coming this month?>jungle overhaul>new healthbars become available in options>all pick draft mode>new items
>>569001782That is DISGUSTINGWhy the FUCK would you replace perfection with animushit
>>569004967It's new heroes (probably not 6 again), a jungle rework, maybe UI changes, and it's not coming until August at the earliest.
Do you think they'll introduce a character named six or references the number of the beast in some way so we can get a true six seven lane?
>>569005015whats a cool vanilla skin mod for her?
>>569005371You do not have to mod everything.
>>569005371The war one is pretty cool.
Who the fuck is Yoshi?
>>569004967>this monthnobody tell him
>>569005490
I seriously don't get why people play Holliday at low ranks. She is an awful, awful character where you have to play out of your mind for medicore results. The problem becomes if you buff her she will be insane in the right hands.
>graves and silver got curbstomped>pocket and mcfaggots got a slap on the wristGraves's is still playable but she's experiencing the reverse of what yamato experienced where every few patches they slowly nerf her scaling, just like how yamato had her scaling buffed slowly until it did like 1k damage per slash.Anyways, I'm glad mcginnis was nerfed but she's still cancer, everytime she's on the enemy team your only hope is having sane teammates who won't group up for her ult, or for at least 1 of them to go and assassinate her since she'll always stay in the backline with her bullshit turrets and wall, and the 15s ult which is permanently off cooldown
sinclair is DESTROYING me in LANE cause he can COPY my ult every 30 SECONDS!!!
>>569005478Bugged right now my game shits itself when I pop ultDefinitely her best skin though
What's with the Deadlock Umamusume overlap?
>>569006005said no one ever lol>Sinclair is DESTROYING me in lane because he can attack twiceis something that has been said though
>>569006141I just said it dumbo
>>569006254you're not real
>>569006005I'm more annoyed with bunny hex, it lasts way too long for an ability that acts like a better version of curse. Also they need to rework the combo breaker system, you can easily be chain CCed in deadlock for an eternity, idk what proccs the combo breaking extra debuff resist but they need to work it so you get more or you get it more readily
>>569006425>combo breaker systemHuh? Didn't even know this exists
>>569006784It's not mentioned anywhere ingame so that's not a big surprise.
>>569007043It's barely noticeable as well. You're dead before you get to 35%
>hero balance changes based on "experimental" and "temporary" urn changesAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAH BEGINNING OF THE END
>>569007908Imagine if they nerfed Lash's ult due to how strong it was when the urn was on top of the mid bridge. Heroes shouldn't even be touched until they have urn in a reasonably confident spot.
If you could get an item icon as a t-shirt, what would you get?
>>569008105Nah. They will rework Lash's ult instead to fit the new urn
>>569008242I like Spellsinger's icon
>>569008242Isn't this icon kinda wrong? Shouldn't the white part being transparent and the transparent part be white because he's walking into a veil and becoming invisible
>>569008242Fortitude goes hard. Put the icon on my chest where my heart is.
do i need a mic to play at the higher ranks
>>569008242cheat death, toxic bullets (old one with the snake), golden goose egg.
>>569008908no eveyrone kind of knows what their role is and you just need to check the minimap on what you need to do
>>569008908just be telepathic
>>569008908voice_enable 0
>>569001994The "QoL" mods are going to make them start banning everything.Btw anyone got a QoL mod that pings the map whenever a jungle camp gets taken out without a nearby ally?I got another idea for a QoL mod: it pings a creep wave if it suddenly disappeared (means it was cleared by abilities, i.e. someone's there).A QoL mod that adds "<character> footsteps" to the subtitles would be nice too, so I know who is making steps nearby.
>>569006005They're keeping you honest. Stop picking heroes with OP ultimates.>>569006103Easy to port high quality models, also it's just popular.
Aimhacks = QOLWallhacks = QOLAutoparry = QOLSeeing unspent souls = QOL
>>569009569The footstep pointer is pretty borderlineI can see it as an accessibility thing, but the fact that stalker reduces the sound rather than hides it entirely makes it a bit fuckedShould just be a base game thing desu
>>569007908is there a uh.... mod that uses this model anon I need it for science....
>>569008985There are still advantages to voice.>Hey X do Y thing because ZThis is impossible to communicate without text or voice and text is a waste of time unless you type 240wpm.
>>569006425>be Vyper/Wraith>farming sidelane on my side of the map>Veil Walker Sinclair shows up behind me>have 0.5 seconds to react>robs me of my ult>hits me with undodgeable hex>TIME FOR SOME MISDIRECTION!>just have to AFK and get raped for 6 seconds>die
>Build gun ivy>Stay back but help with lane as best as possible, steal farm when you can>Every time a big team fight happens on the map slam yourself into enemy walker that is furthest away from the fight by flying straight to itThis is how you climb out of shitlo sadly its boring but split pushing always works against shitters with no macro sense
>>569009781>accessibility modThat's a good one... but yeah if a schizo is really dedicated to wiping out these character swap mods, they'd be making borderline cheat mods all day and calling them QoL or accessibility, so Valve can finally put their foot down.
>>569007908Regardless of what happens graves deserved the nerf.
>>569008242indomitable
>>569008242crippling headshot would go with my fedora pretty will methinks
>>569007908I don't see a SINGLE change I wouldn't want on pre-urn change desu.
Why is it that when the enemy plays Abrams, he easily 1v6's but when I play him, I feel like wet paperI build the same items as those guys What am I missing
>>569010746Abrams probably
god drifter feels like such shit to play now.
>>569006425>better version of curseCurse interrupts and bunny doesn'tThis may seem like a moot point but there's a lot of times I try to reactively bunny someone and they just ult and kill me as a bunny rabbit anyways
>>569010920Concession accepted
How do we save deadlock??!1?
>Counterspell triggers on every single shot from mina, effectively turning me into a healslut for the other teamThis has to be patched out right?
Is there a list of characters besides apollo that benefit from binding an ability to M2 instead of ads?
If I have to hear another metawhore retard explain how a busted character is fine because "pros" don't pick him I'll rip their throat off.
>>569011385revert to 2024 start over (keep holliday though)
Sinclair is honest. He's an apex predator keeping dishonest heroes in check by getting their ult, but better.
>>569011609You now remember that (((pros))) never picked victor for a whole 6+ months and kept insisting he was badThese guys are all clowns.
>>569003963the game ended at like 2am his time, dude was probably tired as fuck and high on adrenaline at the same time
>>569011532Doorman doors
>>569011609Enjoy Silver nerfs for the entire duration of the pro sceneYoshi is already experimenting with fucking them over with patches mid tournament
>>569012295>Bro peak Victor was actually counterable just get your entire team to buy counter items against him good luck doing this in solo queue
>Play games in my shitter range of ritualist>People have stopped trying to break Graves' tombstone>"Must be because i'm in shitter range">Watch some Eternus 5-6 matches>They ignore Graves' TombstoneIs there some sort of update i missed about her Tombstone?
>>569011532Not an ability but some people put crouch on m2 for viper.
>>569010830Everybody who doesn't get AOEslop and/or good ults feels fucking garbage for urn brool, and Drifter has neither
>>569011308magic changes people..
>>569012539You get more money if you don't kill it.In a big teamfight there's usually more pressing things to do
>It's ANOTHER "Vyper on team literally never slides" episodeWhy even bother playing the snake lady if you're not once going to use her entire gimmick?
>>569012295Pro games end before he'd come online, they run gun Victor because it comes online instantly.
>>569011532I used to bind my melee to M2 since I found it easierHonestly I rarely ads on anyone that isn't a sniper like vindicta or something, I ought to just find a better bind for M2
>>569009719>No skinhacks mentionNice try
>>569010746Usually I try and fight in a wave. If I can angle my charge so that I'm hitting like 3 minions+my target you'll heal for a ton, or you can just turn and hit creeps whenever your health starts to drop. Also, debuff resist. Gotta max it or you just get heal reduced to death.
Make blocking cost staminaMake heavy melee cost stamina
>>569012679>playing the snake ladyshe's a gremlin lizardher current design doesn't communicate sliding very well
>blocking
>>569012681I accept your concession.
Add an item called chastity cage>100% healing effectiveness>-100% damage penalty>100% damage taken>cannot be taken off
>>569013392but that's your average overwatch refugee stats by default
>see someone on your team buying tankbuster>abandon match
Haven't played the game for 3 months.Whats the current Silver meta? What builds are good? Did anything change in how you play her?
>hating trophy isn't hip anymore>let's shit on tankbuster insteadyou people are so petty
Haven't played since they buffed infernus for some retarded reason enough for people to notice again and start complaining (I abused the fuck out of him)Good to see the player count hasn't recovered at all and yoshi(icefrog) is still fucking retarded Gaben should fire that bum and put someone with a brain in charge to take over
>>569013762>t. hotpoo
>>569012443if pro players cant adapt to patches mid-tournament then they're not really professionals
Game has been greeting progressively and consistently worse and worse since March. What the fuck happened?
>>569013580You still just build mostly greens on her with Hunter aura + Slowing bullets.
>>569014087>greetingwtf mine doesn't say shit to me when I play
>>569014087The "pro players" at the experimental server are getting more involved
>12 hours of sleep>Amphetamines taken>Employment avoided>It's EU queue time
>>569014137Mine is always telling me "This is a playtest" or something
>>569014146Has this ever been confirmed?I hope the devs cut them off if that's the case, not to say high elo players shouldn't have a voice but these guys have an obvious conflict of interest
>>569010062>split push>keep all lanes out>team is never getting runes, never clearing camps, never getting sinners, losing every fighti'm tired boss
>>569014387It's the opposite if anything, they kicked a lot of people from the playtest around February/March due to leaks and then put out one of the worst balance patches the game has ever had.
>see gay felon charging an arrow>stand still and stare at him>misses me>type kys in chat, crouch spam, and leave before he can get another one offIt's the little things...
>>569014387>confirmedKind of. Whenever it comes up, the people involved makes no attempt to deny or hide it - Eido being the most prominent since he's the streamer that pulls in the most viewerships.
Valve should add an actual white vampire to this game instead of a gold digging larper gook whore.
How is it a 12 v 12 casual tf2 dedicated server has fairer matches on average than Deadlock's "competitive" "ranked" matchmaking? I'm honestly baffled
>>569014558They already have a white vampire
>>569014558Flandre has stolen gallons from me
>>569014558they'll add a chinese jyangshi and you will like it
>>5690146546v6 competitive formats are just inherently very swingyWhen some mongoloid retard is 1/6th of my team it feels like I have to be worth 2 players just to make up for it
>Current meta is gun meta>If you go spirit, you're feeding>If you go spirit and carry, Yoshi nerfs you with an emergency patch10/10 Yoshi, for once you make Morello and Guinsoo seem fair-handed
>>569014654because having a medic pocket in tf2 decides the whole matchyou have these on both sides and the game turns into a stalemate until someone makes a mistake or timer runs outpubbies also generally don't give a shit about the objective and play for kills
>Current meta is gun metaSTOP THE CAP
>>569014654Killing the medic or heavy destabilizes the opponent's team fighting, but there is no financial or leveling reward for downing them. Deadlock has this
>>569014893>pubbies also generally don't give a shit about the objective and play for killsTF2 has a lot of hidden design that makes it so people naturally play like a team. Like how people spawn in waves so they all go out together, or how maps are designed around the objectives such that fighting off in the middle of nowhere just isn't a thing that happens.In Deadlock this isn't so much the case. there's not much to really encourage people to work together beyond like, lanes existing I guess. But you still get people either mindlessly brooling or AFK jungling because the game's much more sandboxy and freeform than TF2 is.I can tell the urn changes are trying to fix this but they're not perfect, I liked how old urn would spread the deposit fights into different parts of the jungle if one team was ahead or behind, it let you fight in more of the map which was fun and dynamic, current urn just kind of has you alternate brooling on different sidelane mids.
Support ultbox Sinclair feels like you're playing down 1 man before every teamfight. Maybe that's why their WR is so low.
>>569014237>buttplug inserted
SAAAR YOSHI YOU MUST REVERT THE URN
>Game is lost because teammate randomly decides to feed enemy Warden
>>569015257Yup.. time to play some NA 'lock
We need instant death pits and "floor is lava" zones on the map to stop retards from running around aimlessly>didn't pass the movement check?>die>didn't pass map knowledge check?>die>get thrown into one by The Lash?>die
>>569015229Ultbot Sinclair just isn't super viable because you're incredibly reliant on the enemy team essentially cooperating by letting you get the ults you wantI've had the most fun on Sinclair just focusing on bolts and assistant damage. You can soften the fuck out of people, and bolts aren't terrible for catching fleeing people.And if anyone steps up they get turned into a bunny rabbit and explode from damage amplificationI do feel like Sinclair needs some kind of buff, but it's hard to say what. So much of his kit is so strong if used correctly but if you look at mastery statistics a master sinclair barely achieves a neutral winrate, let alone doing well on the character.
[Heartbreaking] Ivy found drowned in a pool of cum. Any information about potential suspects welcome.
>>569015718A lot of high rank Sinclairs (that don't even main them) avoid building bolt because it's "too inconsistent" but the game has so many tools to make them consistent that you can brainlessly get value out of bolts. The best Sinclair in NA only ever builds bolt and just maxes out his spirit and gets way better results than ultbots and hexbots that build unnecessary items like Cultist or Melee charge.Not to mention some ult steals make running into you an instant death sentence (Vyper, Wraith, Doorman, Rem, Infernus, basically anyone with an easy-to-land hard CC that guarantees rabbit and its damage amp). It is way better being an actual threat than some occasionally useful side character that forces your team to play 5v6.
>no racial slurs in dialogue even though discrimination was legal in the US at the timelore is so shit
So I've been thinkingWould RoR actually work as a gamemode in deadlock?Having bullshit items from brool and multiple stacking tesla splitshot ricochets isn't going to magically make running a single square map fun. They'd have to make several layers and teleport everyone between them, but this game can't even run one single moba map without lagging.
>>569016670shut the fuck up hotpoo
>>569016670No it won't. And it reeks of desperation on Yoshi's and Valve's partThe fact they're even considering it shows that they're not confident in their own game at all. They legitimately have no idea what to do with it. In addition to that, RoR2 was pretty bad, especially compared to the original
>>569014087Turns out the "if everyone is OP, nobody is" philosophy only results in retarded powercreep and braindead OP characters that rotate every patch.
>>569015718They're not gonna readjust his balance since he has a pending rework in the test server apparently.
>>569016907>Turns out the "if everyone is OP, nobody is" philosophy only results in retarded powercreepwhoa... just like my shonenslop...
>>569016379>avoid building bolt because it's "too inconsistent"I can understand doing this if you don't play Sinclair because bolts take practice to landThat said, why would you play one of the hardest characters in the game if you weren't either practiced enough to land bolts or willing to practice his kit?Bolts are insane damage if you get good at landing them, and like you said there's a LOT of set-up. Doorman, for example, is stone-cold HARD countered by a Sinclair. There is nothing a Doorman can do against a Sinclair except run for his fucking life or try to have a quicker ult trigger finger.>>569016946I keep hearing about this. I hope the rework keeps the spirit of the bolt, IE tricky to land high damage nuke. I could unironically take or leave anything else, it's all cool but not as much fun as "Spirit nuke with a microscopic AoE that instantly kills you if it lands."
>>569017160bejita will always job though
>>569017221So will silver?
>>569016670>Would RoR actually work as a gamemode in deadlock?I've seen how the map looks and I feel like it can't be RoR since RoR has multiple, huge maps.Maybe some kind of wave defense/survival mode? Killing waves of progressively stronger and different troopers for money to spend on items to kill more troopers.Could be a fun little passtime.>>569016830Eh, I think a PvE mode could work in Deadlock. I mean when they made a PvE mode for TF2 they basically just added lite moba mechanics to it and it was pretty fun. I don't see why something similar wouldn't work for Deadlock.
>>569017184>or try to have a quicker ult trigger fingerIt's easy because Sinclair has to wait 1 second before casting the stolen ult.That being said that's why Veil Walker is core on him or you just wait until Doorman doesn't have a counter ult. Or just jump scare him from the back without invis.>>569016946Yeah. There's so many bugs that they haven't fixed, it's obvious they don't want to bother since the abilities are getting changed anyway. I want them to fuck off with the rework though, Sinclair is already fun.
Deadlock's core audience: faggots, trannies, retired semi-pro competitive players with 30 viewcount steams and people born before the year 2000(uber-boomers)The game is DEAD on arrival and you know it.
>>569014087Glad I'm not the only one to feel like thisBest guess is that the mass popularity and influx of non-MOBA players have resulted in more bad feedback/opinions being fed to Yoshi.I mean if you just go on the reddit, and search any character's name, you will realize:1. They have unfathomably retarded takes2. Yoshi is balancing for these "people"
Is it worth aimtraining as a 20 year old unc or should I just focus on playing heroes that dont depend on aiming?
>>569017559Just get good by playingt. 30 year old unc who is starting to do well with Rem by banging my head against a wall
>>569017520>people born before the year 2000(uber-boomers)but mina appeals only to people born after 2010
>>569017559>20 year old unczoomers need to be culled, holy shit
>>569017559Deadlock doesn't depend on aiming. Game has a ton of slows, stuns, and easy to land abilities, and you are usually so close that even (You) can hit a crucial shot. You can even play Paradox as is and you'll do fine.>>569017697Zoomers are 26-30 now. You're thinking of alphoomers.
>>569017559No you're too old and there's no way to improve at anything ever again. Don't aim train. Don't try to get better at the game in any form. Don't try to better yourself in any form either. It's all pointless.
>>569017452>It's easy because Sinclair has to wait 1 second before casting the stolen ult.You'd be surprised how free every Doorman I run into is then. It probably helps that I don't dash in and hover next to them, since you can steal ults from a 20m range while Doorman has to basically enter melee range to get an ult off.Every character in the game benefits from knowing how their enemy plays, but it goes without saying Sinclair does more than anyone else.
>>569017559if you don't already have top tier aim by 20 you might as well stick to spirit/supportkeking>>56901769721 is normal retirement age in zoomie esports like FN and Val
>>569017559>20 year oldYou're too old to be playing Deadlock blud, uninstall and go play Roblox diddy blud
>>569017520Dead on Arrival Ina sense that it will never be a good game? Absolutely.Dead on Arrival in a sense that it won't be commercially successful? Oh it will absolutely make a lot of money, especially if there will be anything like CS2 skin trading market. But even if it will be just battle pass and cosmetics like Dota, it will still make a bank because it's Valve, and Valve has the most rabid, obedient fanbase only comparable to Nintendo.>>569017557I don't think they're listening to the casuals, these fell off pretty fast and won't be here until the next content update. I think it's the esperts and pro-wannabes. But I agree, they are not listening to the average player at all, which is the majority of playrbase right now. .
If you're over 12 years old and still play Deadslop you're basically a tranny but for generations
which is more infuriating>Your Shiv missing all his bleeds>Your Mirage missing all his scarabs>Your doorman missing the door combo
>>569017847>they are not listening to the average player at all, which is the majority of playrbase right nowWhy did you say average twice
>>569017557more like>go on reddit>there's no balance discussion just lol silver is lesbian>if there is the top comment is someone going 'stop complaining its a playtest'>go on discord>see above>come here>lol silver has a fat futa cock and I want to engorge it
>>569017993Shiv, since the other two alteast have other ways to contributeUnless Shiv made a gun build or something he's nothing without bleed
Legit what was the problem with the old urn?To me it was better than what we have nowSeems like a completely unnecessary change
>>569017559You don't need good aim unless you're tryharding into eternus>T.Ascendant 1 GAWD with aim so bad I could never climb out of silver in csgoNot saying it doesn't help, but its not the be all end all (Barring maybe silver since if you miss her combo you just die)
im so sure celeste is a prostitute and im not shitposting
>>569018552>covered in tattoos>tries to invite half the cast for a drink>slutty brooklyn accentI don't think she does it for the money
>>569018552>"The more of them, the better"Hmmmmmm...
>>569018879krill says that too...
So we all agree that>NA eternus = EU AscendantRight?These niggas are washed.
we have you now
>>569019039More like:>NA = Washed Overwatch Players>EU = Washed DOTA Players
>>569019139EU is just better then. Aim is something you can learn within months, but ASSFAGGOTS macro is not something you learn easily. Also, Zerggy is from OW.
FUCK NO&SKILL PLAYERS!
>>569019257>NO&SKILLI always felt like Moseph and Krilliam were easy, and like there wasn't much to learn with them.But if you look at the Statlocker mastery doohickey, they're actually 13th, well above average and above "hard" characters like Doorman or Sinclair.It honestly befuddles me, I could tell I did better on them than most of my friends I could convince to try them out, but idk why, I can't point to some mechanic and be like "Yeah this is skillful".
>>569019532because 90% of the characters in this game are extremely easy and have individual abilities that you just spam out to do damage instead of comboing
>>569019492i've found that bumrushing the mcginnis at range trying to find the perfect spot to ultbot is the best way to deal with her. graves is kinda impossible to rape though because she can fight back and aren't locked to an ability channel
>>569019492I posted it before, they should remove the melee shit from the urn and turn it into a proper king of the hill. Make it so you have hold it down for 10 seconds with no enemies left in a 20-30m radius.AOE slop would still be strong but it wouldn't be overwhelmingly busted where you just spam alch fire or scourge as people melee the urn.
>>569019627Who are the 10% which have to think before using their spells?
>>569019627I mean, true.The only character in the game I've found genuinely "hard" is Holliday and that's just because a lot of her kit rubs me the wrong way. I don't like that bouncepads can't be placed while airborne, or that there's a slight delay on throwing out the lasso ontop of it being a skill shot. Barrels also have a weird and annoying arc.But every other character in the game can literally be played by L-R queueing the tracklock build and seeing what of their abilities you like, then looking for a build actually catered towards this particular playstyle.
>>569019630>wallHave fun, also>running at a mcginnis when she's way in the backline with 5 turrets and two teammatesUnless they're retarded you're getting raped bud>>569019257More tolerable then mcginnis haze and mina players
>>569019876doormanhollidaypocket
>>569020395If he was based he would have named himself Eido's bull just to rub it in.
>>569019876Cube, puddle punch, and viscous ult can all easily troll your own team
>>569020570how can viscous ult troll your own team
>>569020395LOL based
>>569019532>But if you look at the Statlocker mastery doohickeycorrelation =/= causation, If a hero is so bad AND hard then his WR will only rise by 2~3% because even though he's hard he's also bad so you're improving but you're not getting "more" out of the hero, it's why sinclair and holliday aren't high or low, they *are* hard but their kits aren't inherently broken so at a certain point you hit a wall, the highest hero in the mastery leaderboard is pocket and that's because he's hard AND broken so people who master him get to 1vs6 and win, whereas with holliday if you master her you're able to kill 1 person, something haze can already do easily.TLDR:- it accounts for both how broken a hero is and how hard they are. But generally I'd say it's accurate in extreme cases like the bottom and top 5 or so
>>569018552She has the Lucky Shot icon as a womb crest nigga, no shit
>farming side lane>retard roamer comes and pushes the wave up while i'm farming the t3 camp so i lose all those souls
>correlation =/= causation
>>569021162I look like this and say this.
Where we dropping bros
>>569021327the urn spot uh doi
>>569021116i do that too because i want someone to help me invade. if you don't have a lane to farm, your next best option is to help me not feed in their jungle
>>569021435i never cross the mid line if i have a 1k+ bag. im going to go do boxes
>>569020762You can troll yourself, and you are on your own team
>>569021435I got 3 kills in lane phase I'd rather go deeper inside our jungle to maintain my 3-0-1 statline, if we start losing I need it for complaining about team performance. Sorry!
Why did they nerf Silver? She was already bad.
>>569020843I wouldn't even say Pocket is hard, he just has a unique playstyle where you do the opposite of hold w and play like a rat with your cloak
>>569022205>cheats
Why do the devs balance the game based on the night shift meta instead of what happens in 99.999% of games?
>>569022451Someone's mad their ginnis got nerfed
Deadlock is too hard to be succesful.A movement shooter moba with a trillion different mechanics and an increasing knowledge barrier is poison to normalfags, especially to zoomers who don't play complex games without a battlepass or gacha.
>>569022451Shiv hasn't been raped to death so they clearly don't
>>569021846So she can live up to her reputation as the greatest jobb - I mean, bounty hunter New York has ever seen
>>569022205I said it before I'll say it again, counter buying is a meme in most cases
>>569022773-overwatch but it's a moba-movement is identical to apex legends but coded properly-enemies do damage and CC you there's no knowledge barrier-deadlock will have battlepasses and gambling and some new valve mtx cancer-zoomers grew up on fortnite build battles which are harder than anything in deadlock-there is 1 objective in deadlock that you slap to winthis is not a hard game there's a higher skill ceiling on movement and item priority the rest of the game is derivative from the most popular games in the world
>>569022205unironically dodging into you and buying debuff resist would have been a better use of his money
Since the devs and """pros""" think the % of current hp damage on Silver's slam fire actually matters and isn't the most meaningless stat in the game I suggest they replace it with a bullet resist shred instead as it would synergise with her current builds and also be infinitely more impactful.
>>569022205>this shit used to be an AOE abilityWhoever is in charge of the balance is clearly playing favorites>>569023413She already has resist shred in her kit
>>569023413You got it, anon.And then she can be nerfed afterward by having it removed.
Can you use Magic Carpet in combat(I know it cancels if you try to M1 or use abilities but can you summon it to run away from a gank while taking damage?)
>>569023557>She already has resist shred in her kitYes, and she should have more. Make her the bullet resist shred character.
Paige's S1 spell indicator is dogshit and I'm amazed I have not seen anyone complain about it>Big forward-moving rectangle of damage>Indicator is a circle that has nothing to do with the actual AoE
>>569023557>this shit used to be an AOE abilitythat made it worse for the purpose he's using it for in this pic, because it spread bullets amongst all available targets
>>569023612>she should have more!>make her the resist shred character!I'd rather not have another mirage situation. 65% damage reduction for the longest time btw, on top of the rest of his broken kit
>>569023413last I heard they were complaining about all the free debuffs and resists not slam fire>>569023660there's a lack of polish or QoL everywhere but valve aren't caring about it yet or shit like apollos ult animation would never be allowed in the game
>>569023575Please.... I don't have any friends to test with and I don't want to spend 6400 souls on it in a match before finding out I can't use it as an escape..
>>569023660To be fair, since the dragon can bounce and slide any indicator would have to show thisA simple rectangle would often lie to you
>>569023575No, the moment an enemy takes damage from you it cancels, so if you're paige and throw a book then carpet it will cancel almost immediately if someone steps on the fire path>>569023989>Please.... I don't have any friendsSame>I don't want to spend 6400 souls on it in a match before finding out I can't use it as an escape..There's a practice mode nigga, use it
I played Pokemon Unite yesterday (boring shit, btw). But even the neutral enemies in that game are more varied than Deadlock's Opposing Force rejects.
is it true that mina only fucks... wellll... you know
>>569023803>tune into night shift game with Silver >casters go on about how the %hp damage is sooo strong and how it makes her scale off the enemy getting stronger and whatever other nonsense cope they come up withI've heard them go on like this at least three times
>>569024172Day 1 Silver (before she got hotfixed nerf like 24 hours later) permanently mindbroke comp players, its been months and they're still stuck on it
>>569019257We have you now movement troon.
Did they re-record the line where Celeste calls Pocket a "he" or everyone just memoryholed it.
It would have been funnier if Maurice was the little guy and the big guy was named Krill
>>569024384Stop noticing things, transphobe! You're on the wrong side of herstory!
>>569024142Big futa bitches? No that's holliday retard
>>569024384why won't valve let this xir shit go like they did with everything else when they cut ties with sweet baby?
>>569024142Dogs? No that's Paige retard
>>569024142Shotas? no thats silver in her wolf form retard
>>569024142Niggers? no that's apollo retard
>>569023989you can use it in combat, but if anything happens that continues combat, such as you using an ability or using M1 or getting hit by something, the magic carpet cancels.
>>569022773the only knowledge barrier is items and you can just copy a build for your first 100 hours and still do fine. the real barrier for it to be successful is that its pretty difficult to watch as a viewer
we need to go back...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh-AsUriRKM
>>569024590this is why I main paige, finally some representation
>>569024804Untrue, he hates those
>>569025296The niggers died from apollo sucking them dry
>>569024112its a closed alpha... trust the plan.
>>569008242escalating exposure, mystic vulnerability, spirit burn, spirit lifesteal, guardian ward, weighted shots, long range or restorative shot
>>569024112they have to rework jungle/midboss visuals next updateit's extremely sucky
gun Rem moment
>>569025894seeker moment
>>569024142BWC only? yes
>>569023989You can still proc torment pulse while marpeting
>>569025894kill yourself
>>569025943Arcanist>>569025970I'll do it but your mom has to eat my ass first
>>569025894All gun rem niggers need to be lined up and shotAbsolute MMR assassins.
>>569026278oh but it's them who shoot
>>569024567valve probably has some Xirs on the staff
I may be a murderer but I respect xir xims xounouns xokay?
>>569026903they have ponyfags and nintendies on the teamof course they have xirs
>>569025894Carried by Wifever
>>569005589>ten hours into a new WOTR run as of last nightWenduag my beloved...
>>569027560bazaI suggest BG3 with Lae'zel romance next if you haven't played it yet...
>>569027826Lae'zel more like BAE'zel
>>569017559Aim trainers don't teach you how to aim in deadcock. Just play the game with a hero that involves some aiming like infernus and you will naturally get better at it.
>been watching eternus streamers and tournaments lately>nearly every hero is played radically different compared to what I see in shitlow>except bebop>HURHUR ME SHOOT MY BARN SIZED HITBOX AT YOU AT MACH 5 THEN TURN 180 DEGREES TO PUNCH YOU INTO TOWER/WALKER>this is the bebop player from seeker to eternuswhen(not if, turning your mouse a bit isnt hard or skillful) they finally decided to patch bebop turning during a hookshit ill die from the endless cumshots in my panties of bebop one tricks crying after reading the patch notes
>>569028002>a hero that involves some aiming>infernus
>>569027826I've played a decent bit but something about BG3s systems are off putting enough that I can't ever get much further than act 1. Still haven't put my finger on why. Lae'zel and Minthara are my wives
>0/5>1/10>5/11>bebop with 100 stacks at 15 minutesAnd they're refusing to end, this game desperately needs an FF button This shit is unplayable
>>569028047based initiateGOD complaining about a D tier hero
(You) are now aware that Paige's tits have very minor boob physics where jumping up causes them to "tilt" downwards a bit more than usual and when you fall, the inertia causes them to flop a little bit upwards as well.Imagine her without whatever restrictive ultra-strength reinforced bra she's got under that turtleneck. Probably G-cups with the bounciness of jello.
>>569028149If you want to play game on EZ modo just go Monk with Tavern Brawler for your OC and enjoy throwing people around and bitchslapping them.Get a second frontliner with some utility if needed, and for the other two focus on CC and status effects.
>>569028187>D tier bebop gets use in tourneys>but SSS tier giga rapist dynamo is unusedits like having holliday ults on 10 second cooldowns at 40 yard range is super OP or something
>>569028231I don't careMake the exact same post, but about Silver
>be me, humble Billy player>enemy nigger subhuman buys rebuttal>teabag him every time I kill him (rebuttal niggers are retards that don't know how to actually parry and mindgaming them is easy)>he gets madGet fucked, rebuttal shouldn't be in the game and parries should get nerfed hard
I don't know who said McGinnis wasn't gutted, but she was absolutely gutted. Her ult can't even hit mid bridge from guardian anymore. You have to be directly up their ass to hit them (but not too far) and the damage is a joke. Watched as a 5% HP Mina sat in it for upwards of 5 seconds without dying.
>>569018465>be silver>all in with combo >hit the whole thing>bar only 60% full>3 people turn and focus fire>stun/silence for my full Healthcare>get transform proc at 100 health but stun/silenced so can't transformAwoo
>>569029182>Her ult can't even hit mid bridge from guardian anymore.Do you even read this shit? Because the rest of us have to.
>>569029182sorry bro only M1 characters are allowed to do damage
>>569028780parries shouldn't get nerfedbut billy should be buffed for how much risk he puts himself in compared to victor, shiv, and abramslike make wrecked stack infinitely and do resist shredmake it more "parry or die motherfucker"
>>569029182had the opposite conclusion last nightthe nerf makes her more interactable but a good miku can still be super oppressive in team fightsbut threading the needle between being divable on the backline and not takes skill that most ult bots dont have
>>569008242diviner kevlar on back
>>569029693This is the same bullshit logic that made every TF2 map into "Every area that isn't directly on the main path and in plain sight of everyone must be made nobuild, lest a sentry be able to do something without immediately getting destroyed"
>>569018216People would get comeback urn hostage because it's easy and free.Also low elos don't interact with it ever because it's not a wave or a jungle camp (that's all they do for 40+ mins)
anyone else get a boner when they hear silvers death scream
>>569028780I don't know why you would post this, you make yourself look like some dumb gorilla nigger retard
>>569029563>t billytroon>>569030342>t parrykike
>>569030070go back tf2troon
>>569030070idk man im a miku main because she gives me sadistic joy and I dont see anything wrong with the nerf, shes still great when built for ult you just dont have shit where no one can dive her at all because shes 400 miles behind the enemy applying hitler tier slows and damage at the same time for minimal soul investment
>>569030464post your rank
Funlock: random hero, no build, vibe-buying.
>>569030635>t ranktroon
>>569024384Be thankful there's no Deadlock pride event at least
>>569013580she looks asian here
(You) are now aware that Silver's tits have very minor boob physics where jumping up causes them to "tilt" downwards a bit more than usual and when you fall, the inertia causes them to flop a little bit upwards as well.Imagine her without whatever restrictive ultra-strength reinforced bra she's got under that turtleneck. Probably G-cups with the bounciness of jello.
>>569030798>He doesn't knowIt's #PrideMonth right now, bigot! Check the official #DeadlockTheGame Discord server for new instructions.
>need to wake up at 6>go to sleep at 10>close my eyes>explosive thoughts of deadlock stimuli>didnt get an ounce of sleepWhy did you fill my head with Ivy tits /dlg/?I didnt get ANY sleep!Im about to passout!
(You) are now aware that Abrams' tits have very minor boob physics where jumping up causes them to "tilt" downwards a bit more than usual and when you fall, the inertia causes them to flop a little bit upwards as well.Imagine him without whatever restrictive ultra-strength reinforced bra he's got under that dress shirt. Probably G-cups with the bounciness of jello.
>>569030227just rem
>>569019214He must be one of the nuPros than since I never heard of him.
(You) are now aware that Abrams pecs have very minor chest physics where jumping up causes them to "tilt" downwards a bit more than usual and when you fall, the inertia causes them to flop a little bit upwards as well.>Imagine him without whatever restrictive ultra-strength reinforced tanktop he's got under that trenchcoat. Probably benches 400 pounds and with the stiffness of steel.
>>569031142>cheats
>>569030883>Silver>G-cupsRetard
>graves nerfed>nobody bans or picks her anymore>except she's still good even in eternuslmao
>>569030883imagine her wolf mammaries
Microkini mod for Rem when?
>>569031213>autism
>>569031206Ixian males lactate btw
>>569031283Im just glad her damage was fixed to reflect the capabilities of her skulls now.Im in shitlow and I was getting MVP every single time with her to the point where the game felt shallow and boring.
Venator found DEAD in gay bar bathroom. Autopsy reveals transvestite semen in stomach and rectum.
>>569027560Based. What build are you on? I'm trying out Angel Oracle since I haven't done so before
>team with spiritcucks who peak at 9 minutes and get weaker from there>vs hybrid/gun team that only gets strongeryeah I wonder who's going to win. game needs draft
>>569031512what was the cause of death
>>569027560>download wotr because everyone hypes it up>get the corniest writing everI'm never playing a game from those devs again, this is some capeshit writing sometimes, legitimately makes my skin crawl.Absolutely ruins any atmosphere it tries to set up at every turn, felt very juvenile.
>>569031823Mainstream media isn't talking but a journalist who frequents a police bar overheard that Venator died of asphyxiation, choking on bull queer cock.
>>569030883BASED
Is viscous still in his dogshit phase?Cube nerf, punch nerf, gun nerf, splat nerf then buff?
(You) are now breathing manually, your tongue is not in a comfortable spot, (you) fix your posture, memento mori you lost the game, ywnbaw nigger nigger nigger sex with Graves
>>569030883u finna boutta give a nigga a video o that?
>>569030883>Silver>Turtleneck????
>>569032198Yes and thank god he is dogshit.>Crazy movement>Insane damage without falloff (punches)>Strong gun outdpsing a lot of characters that are supposedly m1ggers>Ult is cancer on the urn>Ult is an easy "get out of the jail" card
>>569031856That's OwlKINO writing. A daring synthesis between TTRPG storytelling and shonenslop fanfiction.
>>569031283>seven still ontop for like the 4th+ month in a row while avoiding the schizos and the nerfsHow does he do it? Not even dynamo could do that shit
>>569025894https://statlocker.gg/match/86100603/summary>seekerhttps://statlocker.gg/profile/49698691/matches>sub 50% wr>every rem game is a gun build>plays graveskeep on playing gun rem so you never fucking leave your joke of a rank or better yet kill yourself
>billytranny this obsessed with a low IQ rem playerLEE MAO
>>569032958Haven't played a single game as billy. I'm mina/lash main. What's your response now?
>>569033120And I'm not even the faggot you're beefing with. What's your response now?
>>569033228i accept your concession
>make lane phase shorter and shorter as time goes on so early game bomb stacks are much less of a thing>bomb stacks come from either kills or hitting multiple enemies>everyone can buy grit to deny kill ezy pzy>hook enemy and bomb them>they are now near you and not their teammate>only get 1 stack>urn brool slop>3/4 of your kit is now useless, press 4 and wait to see if anyone bought knockdown
>>569025894this guy is genuinely mentally handicapped holy shit>2 years of gameplay over 500 games negative W/R>leaves games oftenwhy do you even play you retard?
>>569033316timmy big mad
>>569033340He switches main all the time. Only issue with this specimen is that he throws games with gun rem build, rage quits and posts ss of that one time he got a MVP
Silver needs buffs, why did they nerf her?
Silver needs nerfs, why did they buff her?
>>569034150They didn't buff her though? Are you retarded?
Is this portrait fade some streamers are using a setting or a mod?
>>569034217She deals less HP% damage hence *POSSIBLY* not giving the enemy berserk stacks. So it was a buff.>>569034502It's a mod that fades enemies who are not shown in the map
>>569034502Damn, thanks for answering.
>>569034007LMAO what? I never once rage quit a game, tranny. Do you get raped by Rem that often to mald and seethe this hard?
>>569032495You sound upset. Could I offer you a fistful of goo for you awful opinion?
>>569034502it's a QoL mod
>>569035527*parries your poo punch*Shut up Goojeet
>>569034502they're shooting porn off-map, that's why the blur
>>569034798>It's a mod that fades enemies who are not shown in the mapSo it's a cheat.That's what a cheat does.
>>569035179Rem players in my rank don’t play gun, also I was trying to be nice but forget it. You played this game for like 2 years and probably still don’t know why people hate you, dumb fuck
>>569035728>QoLevery QoL mod is a cheat
>>569035820>>569035959Nuh uh the tryhard streamer who has every incentive to eke out any gameplay advantage he can INSISTED on stream that it's just for quality-of-life bro
Fatass Rem mod when?
sex minigame?
>>569035942Everybody loves me and no you're not trying to be nice, schizo tranny, kys, I play my games however I find enjoyable
>>569032714Jesus Christ, 100+ games too"Rem when he's on your team" moment
>>569036371obsessed
>>569036371Retardkino. Reminds me of a spirit venator I ran into who insisted that traps being shootable wasnt that big of an issue actually
Why is it when I go up against a Lady Geist I get molested all lane phase but when I play this lovely little cougar milf I vehemently shit the bed?
>>569036630I wish penator was viable
>>569036660There are many applications of this but I think the best use case is you're gay.
>Y'all have any good gunplay?>We got spells, charged melees and parriesistg if we get another gun meta with this wee wee ass gunplay again I'm gonna kidnap yoshi until he learns what good gunplay is
>>569037053I hate to break it to ya fella.The guns aren't all that great in Deadlock. Or really all Valve's games. It's everything else around the guns that makes the games good.
>>569005721>graves and silver got curbstompedErm nyo. Graves is still 58% wr (highest in the game). The Silver nerfs did nothing because %hp on slam fire was worthless to begin with.
Paige, Mcginnis, and Mina are my mains
>>569037328They nerfed other things on Silver that matter more
>>569037205Even for valve standards the gunplay is ass, I'd rather complete every single hl1 level using the glock than play a gun carry again
>>569036660shitting the bed is a side effect of destroying your sphincter by multiple prolonged penetration from large objects.try not being a troon.
>>569036660liking aislop is a good indicator of low iq
Using public builds is cheating, make your own, cheater.
>>569038005Let me just QoL this build.
Buying items is cheating. Remove itemslop.
I just saw Mina and Paige fingering each other in the blue side double sinners room. I left them be and while I was going mid I heard the sound of someone squirting but I'm not sure which one of them it was.
4chan X is a QoL cheatmod too, by the btw try posting without hacks for once
so this is the power of parasocial streamers
>Using a keyboard and mouse Fucking disgusting cheaters. Make this game controller only already.
>enemy takes all rejuvs >1 minutes later entire team decides to run into mid and commit to a team fightit's really just the little moments that convince you to uninstall the game
>>569038403Make fun of their """"friend"""" once and they start melting
>>569038454>Durrhh let me just remap keybinds to my mouse with 10 different cheat buttonsBoosted elo if I've ever seen it
>>569038005People using public builds are literally gimping themselves
I SMELL SO BAD AHHHHWhy did I queue for a match when I smell so bad???
>point out that cheaters cheat>they get upset lol
>>569038403parasocial viewers you mean?
For me, it's playing with my neuralinkPoorfags could never lol
>>569038635Showering and deodorant is cheating, just smell normally without any mods for once in your life
>>569038234some people unironically think this. those people would be happier going back to ow/mr.
>hold tab and see what items the enemy is usingYou know they will remove this wallhack cheating on release right?
Holy fucking melty
>>569038629They are cheating themselves out of wins, they should sign up for my coaching class
>>569038635showering is cheatingreal gamers do not use smell reducing products.
having a functioning brain is cheatingthis is a fairchad game
you know that pointing and shooting your gun at the enemy is cheating right? guns are supposed to be used for farming retard
If you queue with this broken matchmaking YOU ARE CHEATING
why is fortitude so good? isn't it just a vitality booster?
>>569039480It heals you when you're not in combat, meaning you can roam more and go to base less
>>569039480because the time it takes for you to zipline back to base to heal is similar enough to the time it takes fortitude to heal you while you are roaming for boxes or pushing doing something more useful
do you guys think they're going to stylize each half of the map to resemble their patron?like how in dota the radiant are green forests and on dire it's dead trees with decaying floor tiles?
>>569039480Cheaper than colossus and give better stats to most heroes early onAnd then it heals you out of combat so you take pretty much every fight at full HP, movespeed lets you make more rotations fasterPeople are preferring veilwaker right now though since you can set up some much better ganks
>>569005721I really like McGinnis but I'm so fucking retarded that I always build her for turrets instead of gun, which drops off hard late game.
>>569039958You can already see it just walk around the map
>>569039958they are already doing that, literally look around the map.
>>569040070it's all gray and untextured only the fountains are stylized and towers aren't stylized.
>>569038680the one who mindbreaks via parasocial conditioning > the one who gets mindbroken from it
>>569040131Walk around and look at the map.
>>569040131Nigga unless you have a shit monitor you can already see how archmother side has cooler lighting and clean walls while hidden king is warmer and the walls look messier
>>569038635soap = cheatingshampoo = cheatingbasically anything that modifies your body is cheating
>>569037328>highest in the game3rd in eternus, 6th in eternus, mcginnis seven and dynamo should be nerfed more then graves
>>569040416Is that why everyone hates trans so much?
>>569037452Not really. Bola cooldown increased by 3 seconds until you level it up. 5% attack speed in wolf. The burger has nothing in it.
>>569040034Turrets are good but you need to spread them out so they don't get nuked, also echo shard, spirit slow and heroic aura.>gunI'm pretty sure mcginnis's best build is ult build, even after the nerfs her ult is fucking broken, her gun is nice but i feel like ult and turrets are stronger, with my biggest problem with her being that she gets all of these + a bullshit wall and a huge AOE heal that heals max HP and a flat amount
>>569040385must be an OLED hallucination because they don't look distinctly different.
>>569040589red gash makes you body MORE NATURALbigot
>>569030883>Silver>g-cups>bra>turtleneckthis nigga is just out here saying things seeing what sticks>bounciness of jelloeveryone knows boobs have the same physics as a bag of sand
Is there a QoL mod that draws a circle on the screen where the enemy is going to be when your bullets reach them, based on your bullet vel and enemy vel?It would really increase the quality of life in aiming.
Yeah man, put me in that lobby
>hes using qol builds to put every item a character needs cleanly in one menu instead of knowing where each item is and which are good to getCheater
>>569042729He's holding himself back by only playing f-tiers. The most honest Deadlocker.
>>569042729>statlockerlol, retard.
>>569033340who is it? can you link me his statlocker?
>>569042563Is there a quality of life mod that gives enemy characters outlines through walls based on calculations from the in-engine SOURCE2 values like wind speed, temperature, dewpoint, atmospheric pressure, solar noise, etc.?I think this would help with quality of life.
>>569000778>https://www.deadfrag.com/another website for the OP.
>>569043532>shilling your chatgpt site
>>569043532i think there's a typo
>>569043484>>569033340nvm someone already posted it
>>569043532what qualifies someone to be 'pro' in this context? earnings?
>>569043749no clue, and I don't know where it pulls data from or how it's aggregating this data because I haven't seen cultist on abrams in months.
>>569043095whats wrong with statlocker
>>569043532>using the fucking term "zeitgeist" to describe meta or whateverI mean I don't hate it but I also kind of do, and shouldalso is that the fucking Fallout 4 font?
Veilwalker on Silver for surprise butt sex with their carryI didn't even consider the lack of the spy effect in this gameYou can literally just walk invis behind their team and rape their backline
>>569044348it says I'm Archon but I'm Ascendant. until they unlock the API so these websites can make unlimited calls and aggregate data correctly, like dotabuff, they'll be junk.but even then, they capped the API data for high MMR, so really all the websites will forever be handicapped because they'll want you to subscribe to Deadlock+.
>>569044759Buy shadow weave instead
>>569043532Obsessed with watching a small group of Russians larp as pro gamers.
>>569032495>get out of jail free cardViscous Ult is 35% resists
>>569045267Do russians even know what walmart is? It's probably too expensive for them lol
>>569032198I'm seeing people run express shot splatter/punch builds again but his winrate is still low and he's probably more effective just going splatter cube and being a slave.
>>569043532more like deadfag
>>569040428Was that ult nerf enough to bring Victor down? Damn
>>569042224I think its an attempted copypasta about paige
>>569044941I don't need another item with an abysmal dogshit build pathVeilwalker does its job and then also gives regen to stay out on the map and is overstatted as fuck
>>569046203My mates who can't read think the Victor shit is a buff because they think it reduced the cooldown by 10 seconds instead of added the cooldown LOL
This game is so fucking bad now.Holy shit we did not know how good we had it when Old Gods New Blood came out.Everything after march 6th has been a fucking massive misstep, just go back and try again what the fuck lol.
>deranked almost a whole divisionGame feels unplayable. How do you go 0-12-0, 1-9 in lane, I keep getting retards allergic to doing the urn. I'm about to just give up and spam Dynamo McGinnis and do every objective alone.
>>569039480>don't buy fortitude>have to zip to base>give up 20+ seconds of boxes>buy fortitude>don't zip to base>fast roaming and box farmingit's not a crazy item but its pretty good
>>569045267always funny to see somebody roast a non-English speaking country with poor English.
March 6th patch killed the game
Matchmaking feels awful now. Games are one sided 30 minute torturestomps. I don't even enjoy victories anymore.
>>569046826You might be retarded.
>>569046826pole or belterit's always another subhuman
>>569047131what does 'larp' and 'pro' mean?
>>569046637>Holy shit we did not know how good we had it when Old Gods New Blood came outyeah the irony of this is that knowers already knew at the time of the patch that Old Gods New Blood was what actually killed the game, or set it up to be killed, it was the knockout blow before the design decisions we've seen like in the march 6th patch would cut its throat like a pig
>>569046880Wrong. It was actually the March 10th, 21st, and April 30th changes to vitality
>dynano in enemy team2 teamwide ults, stomps deleting half of my health from across the map, avoids every aoe with his 2>dynamo in my team
Deadlock needs more shota heroes
>>569047428Larp means playing pretend. Which is what the nightshift is doing. Russians sweating to earn minimum wage in a developed country. These are your pros.
>>569047706Hey I think I just played with you
>>569048319I was playing graves
>>569047887what does a dnd term have to do with this?this is deadlock retard
>>569047813
>>569041879Red and rotting, often necrotic gash that requires you to eat industrial amounts of antibiotics and also painfully physically force it open every day for the rest of your life(otherwise it will heal shut because your biology KNOWS it's an open wound)
>>569048579that's a girlif you want a flat girl we already have 2
This urn april fools joke has run on for too long, how is this shit still in the game.This aoeslop meme has made the game fucking unplayable.
>>569048579mmm im thinken rape
>>569046714yeah its your teammates fault. you shouldnt worry about your own performance youre doing great. smurfs also get hardstuck at the rank they are initially placed upon because everyone is so bad at shitlow that they cant climb :D i luckily always get good teammates and im at 56% wr for the last 200 matches putting me at asc 3. link to your statlocker btw? so i can see how bad your teammates are of course
>>569048473
>>569048768>make urn interactable>people seethe uncontrollably
>>569048579fvcking KINOOOOOOOwould this be a new character or a skin?would Silver act really maternal around him and call him Baby Abe or Baberaham?is he a beefy tank like a Gnar version of Abrams?i need details
>>569049172>AOEslop zone denial 30 second channel lanewide ults>Interactable
>>569048912>he uploads his did manually What a fag >asc 3Pisslow
When are they going to buff Holliday? She does no damage.
>>569048579CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!WANNA HUFF THAT TUMMY!!!
Silver's ex is actually Drifter
>>569016907>>569014087>>569014146>>569017557>>569017847This design philosophy never worked because it was never applied to every character at the same time, as seen with Dota 2 and how awful the balance in that game is, and how bad the balance in Deadlock currently is.They pick like 5 characters to make disgustingly broken, leave them that way for months, and everyone else is left to be complete shit until they pick another set of characters to powercreep beyond belief and ruin the game's balance further.See:>Wraith>Mirage>Graves>Victor>Haze>McGinnis>CelesteIt doesn't help that the last 12 characters added to the game are mostly bad additions, besides maybe Venator and Billy.
what are these words that just come out of the blue and get thrown around for a month until theyre forgotten just as fast as they arrived? im talking about words like>interactable>overtuned>tempoi feel like im forgetting all the trendy words from last year. i could also be just wrong and ignorant of old moba lingo
>>569049359The details are he fucks your mom daily in all holes with his big shota cock
>>569015550No thanks, the movement in this game sucks enough as it is.
Why does Vyper's eyes appear orange on portrait but blue on model?The blue eyes white scelera is uncanny as fuck
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nO4al7pyqL3ZK4b37TUve3Z3vxmhwWQdLb8S5LVisSM/preview?pru=AAABnqgkbu0*m_B67Q2_hE6WHJyV2DVuew&pli=1&tab=t.0the metro pedo document dropped
>>569049376because team fights weren't aoe based before the urn change?
>>569049701based and canon
>>569049687>>interactable>>overtunedThese both have their normal definition you shouldn't be confused.>tempoThis also isn't far off the regular meaning of the word, tempo items are just items that are good immediately, tempo builds focus on tempo items. It's Warden buying Slowing Hex and Veil Walker and roaming a lot instead of sitting in a side lane farming.
>>569049885>metro is a pedoHoly... was Metro /ourguy/ all along?
>>569049509>>he uploads his did manuallywho is and what manually? anyway so can i see your statlocker? i want to laugh at how bad your teammates are making you lose almost a whole division worth of rank
>>569049701whats the appeal, their cocks should be small
>>569049594>GravesKek seeker spotted. Graves in current state will never be a good hero unless they give her a real mobility option or longer range. A melee hero with no sustain no burst no instant cc no mobility no range whos only positive is map pressure better applied by actual S tier heros will never be good.
>>569047221What is a Belter? Google thinks its someone who lives in an asteroid belt. Please respond I need to be racist more effectively.
>>569049885pedophilia be damned that boy can sure play a mean seven/wraith
>>569049885I ain't clickin' that shit.screencap the tl;dr.
>>569049687you are retarded this is all normal moba lingo
>>569050117I'm in Phantom, Graves still has a 60% winrate there.
>>569050058>can you dox yourself Go back to twitter.>unironically doesn't know how statlocker in current state worksShould probably just kill yourself
>>569049528seeker-kun...
>>569049991>lolihe is not /ourguy/
>>569049885>barely 18 yo girlsSHE'S ONLY 17 YEARS, 412 DAYS, 15 HOURS, 23 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS OLD, YOU SICK FUUUUUCK
>>569050117Retard larping as a knower
>>569049891The problem is forced protracted burgerboxxing. I'd like to see Yoshi try king of the hill without making us punch an urn.
>>569022205Haze really should not be allowed to use items while ulting.
>>569050185overwatch aspen wants to ruin metros career
>>569049885/ourguy/ confirmed
>>569049172you could interact with the urn just fine before>disable runner>intercept runner>shoot orbs to steal
>>569049885>40 pagesain't no one reading that>press end to the last page>"just because I was 19 at the time of my conversation does not make him any less of a predator"lol
>>569049885she's legal in germany you mutts
>>569049885>he was talking to 19 year old when 32So? Wtf is wrong with that?
>>569050382dox? its just your steam account though?
>>569050456so you can cry about aoeslop without worrying about getting parried?
Reminder that 16 is legal.
>>569049885>19Basically an infantI don't care.
>>569050737That poor young girl was nearly duped into getting married and having a loving family instead of riding the cock carousel and you're laughing
>>569050538don't know who that is but it sounds like it's probably an onlyfans advertisement just like the sykkuno drama.
>>569049172The urn wasn't interactable before either, it's just as bad now. Instead of movement faggots thinking it is impressive that they fly across the map on practiced routes while being totally unhittable, we now have the Urn being totally unhittable due to 10 overlapping AoE CC/damage zones on it.
>>569047605Game's been losing concurrent dailies since March 6th those following patches definitely didn't help. I wonder how much lower it will go if it does since the urn change.We're down roughly about 19% total player daily players since March 6th.There's other compounding issues, smurfing and cheating is pretty common and ruins the already shit matchmaking. No draft hurts even more now since second urn fight is basically the game winning teamfight that leads to midboss in most cases.
>>569050804Link your steam account
>>569022205Haze needs a new ult. This shit is so braindead even as a single target cone instead of a multi target AOE like it used to be
>>569051054>steady decline between major content updatesWOW IVE NEVER SEEN A TREND LIKE THIS BEFORE IN ALL MY YEARS OF CHARTFAGGING
>>569051064Post your mom's phone number first nigger
>>569050141someone from the balticslast I checked pol term for the region was "butthurt belt"
>>569050565you can still do that, except for shooting orbs.
>>569051208The game has been getting updates but people are still losing interest because the game is becoming less and less fun.
>>569051264I accept your concession
>>569049885So it's all a big fucking 2026 era nothing and all of these girls involved deserve to be fucking violently, punishingly raped for real and not make believe raped like this document.
>Killed celeste>win the urn teamfight>jump on line to go back and heal but decide to help them push instead>drop and take the line again to where our wave is>stray celeste ult kills meSHE DIED 30 SECONDS AGONERF THE LUXURY ESCORT>>569050737METRO IS 32?!
>>569049528>50 minute game>1000 damage on powder kegUhhhh
>>569051406he was 32 in 2023
>>569017847>it will still make a bank because it's Valve, and Valve has the most rabid, obedient fanbase only comparable to Nintendo.
>>569051347he lives in Germany, right? any nazi(nazi) able to explain this to me?
>>569051415What's the problem? That seems pretty standard for barrel damage
>>569050737Women's brains aren't developed until they are 25, making 24 and under CHILDREN. Sorry pedo I don't make the rules, The Science™ does, and Our Democracy™ will make sure SICK FUCKS like you spend the rest of your life in a cell.
>>569051342Sorry about your bottom surgery
>Play game win>Play game lose>Play game win>Play game lose>Play game lose>Play game lose
>>569051556Its so over
>>569051556there's no fucking way this guy is as old as me and looks like that.jesus crashing out in games must cause crazy cortisol damage to your health and appearance.
>>569051064https://steamcommunity.com/id/oulero/
>>569051598is it's the same as other countries, if you're their teacher or caregiver or any of the sort of power dynamic then it's illegal
>>569051721YOU WIN SOME LOSE SOME ITS ALL THE SAME TO ME
>>569051614We let these children work, drive, vote, and serve in the military though. BUT DONT YOU DARE HAVE SEX WITH THEM
>>569051598It doesn't matter what the legal age of consent is if there's an imbalanced power dynamic, which there was because he's a famous streamer exploiting his young fans for sex.
>>569051825that's not how USA works. you need to be 18 and then it's all legal. anything under 18 is illegal except a couple states where it's 16.I think there's a gray area if you're both old enough to be in high school at the same time (+-4 years) but that doesn't really matter for the conversation.so if he was talking to a high schooler in his 30s is that legal or not?it's weird, it's illegal in USA, but idk German's third world culture.
>>569051208overwatch and rivals don't seem to have this issue...
>>569051857I wouldn't even feel bad if the losses were still fun but they aren't, is this just compy games in general?
>>569049885
>>569051208The game is getting constant updates, the drop in player counts % wise is worse than it is compared to the six new heroes before the NGOB update.For reference, the six new heroes update peaked at around 60k players, over the course of 6 months it was down to around 30k. That's about 5k players a month.Since March 6th, we peaked at 118k (Rounded) concurrent, it's only been 4 months since, we're now down to around 80k (rounded) daily.Which following this trend, we'd be set down to around 50k dailies by the 6 month mark in august, which is a drop of more than half, worse than the degradation of concurrent players after the 6 new heroes patch.In simpler terms, we're bleeding more players at a faster rate than we did with the prior major content patch. Urn changes will determine if it gets worse or better.
>>569052232they certainly do lose players after updates retard. this is how every game in the history of gaming has worked. hype around update, then people burn out.
>>569052232He lied as easily as he breathed
>>569052103it's legal if it doesn't involve power dynamics, you could argue a "celebrity" and their "groupies" fall under that category but it's usually teachers and suchbut that's of course if this ever goes to court which it won't she was what 19, we shouldn't even be having this talk by all means she's an adult
>>569049528Retard
>>569052346do you not know how to read? they specifically mentioned that deadlock is STILL getting updates but the playerbase is still tanking. it's not an issue about not recieving content it's just the content being abysmal dogshit at best and the game fundamentally failing at being entertaining in the long term at worst.
>>569049885What really irks me about these things is that they sit on it for YEARS and don't do anything until it's convenient. I'm not reading a billion screenshots because I don't give a fuck, but you can tell the women there never faced a hardship in their life; predatory men in real life are actually a threat and much scarier than a fucking streamer sitting on his chair DMing you on discord which you could easily block or just ignore. So fucking retarded men>Haha let's expose metro now that he's getting popular with deadlock! It's never about protecting each other, it's always about bringing a mothercucker down
>>569052625the last major update was in january.minor patches aren't hypeworthy updates.
>>569052586There's 3 girls in the document, one of which is 16, the second 18, and the third 19
>>569052779>>569052349
>>569051347who was lying about their age, the girl to metro, or metro to his friends?was metro even popular in overwatch?was this girl streaming at 16?
>>569052779"hypeworthy updates" are for bringing new people or getting them back. constant threadmill updates are for keeping the current playerbase in and stopping the bleeding, which they are currently failing to do.
>>569050538As much as I find metro to be a retarded faggot, I can't stand Aspen. She might be the most annoying faggy and performative person in content creation.
>Team communicates >Win>Team doesn't communicate>LoseWhoa
>>569051064hello? https://steamcommunity.com/id/oulero/post your steam
>>569052779if we compare the attrition of daily players compared to the six new heroes patch, it took 6 months for the daily count to go from 60k players to 30k.From March 6th to today, roughly 3 months and we've gone from 115k to 70k. That rate of attrition is significantly worse.That indicates that more and more people are getting burnt out at a faster rate than the last major content update. That's what's being observed. No shit player count goes up after big patch and then slowly goes down, the rate at which it goes down is what needs to be observed.
>>569052985sounds retarded. people are always going to slowly burn out after they come back from the hype of a major update. minor updates have never and will never stop player burn out after a major update.
>>569050538there's not a single overwatch eceleb that isn't obnoxious as helleven realth can get too up his own ass with 6v6 even though he's right
What the fuck am I supposed to do about this?
>>569053463When did I say I was going to do that? >f2p games and fromslopDamn you're poor and retarded
>>569053509see>>569053508>>569052232
>>569049885I ain't reading all that shit did he actually molest any minors or is this another case of 19 y/o attention whores grasping at straws to try and get some #metoo attention and potentially some money out of it.
This is maybe the most boring way to play viscous. But it seems the most effective right now. I don't like it.
>>569053508>60k to 30k - 50% player loss over 6 months - 8%/mo>115k to 70k - 39% player loss over 3 months - 13%/mothis is how you present data effectively, not the way you retards are trying to argue it.now present the numbers for the same 3 month time period.and this is all assuming your numbers are accurate, which I can already tell they aren't because you're underestimating the current daily peaks by at least 7k.
Metro raped me when I was only a 20 yo child, I cry everyday that my rapist still has a career.
eido files are gonna blow this shit out of the water
HE WAS ONLY 32 YOU SICK WHORES
>>569053838>or is this another case of 19 y/o attention whores grasping at straws to try and get some #metoo attention and potentially some money out of it.see >>569051347That's not even getting into how it's an anonymous Google dockey with the only proof being Discord screenshots (which totally can't be faked) instead of Discord logs
>>569050185Vague Discord logs that have text but no proof.Could just change my discord name, my pfp, and start talking about genociding south america or something. It would look the same.
Why is it so hard for people to not talk to underage girls?Why is it so hard for underage girls to not talk to grown ass men?There is 0 benefit in your interactions
>>569049885https://x.com/i/status/2061478547642835217>dropped from an anonymous account>Aspen rexeeted it almost immediately I wonder who could be behind this
>>569054202the pussy is objectively better, I'm assuming you haven't tried
>>569053884Even if the daily numbers were 100% accurate from the chart, the rate of loss is still worse than it was from the prior content update. So I do appreciate you showing the data as a % loss, either way, the observation is clear.The latest changes have been turning people away at a faster rate than the last major content update.Thanks for your help.
>>569052665>predatory men in real life are actually a threatThank you for making me feel special. What I do is an art.Only poser wannabes ain't got nothing on us real legionaires.
>>569049885at least one person is benefiting from this.
>metro gets metooed by hoes he didnt even fuckSad imagine how many losers like him exist playing with females who then get actually fucked by a chad IRL lmao.
>>569053884i don't know about you chief but no matter how you slice it losing half your fucking playerbase in 6 months is fucking ABYSMAL for a live service game
>>569053654yeah... i wonder if your teammates are gonna make you lose more games in the future or if your luck is gonna turn around and youre gonna start winning again. eternus players are eternus because they got good teammates many many times in a row and got where they are now just by pure luck. some people on the other hand get bad teammates many times in a row making them lose almost a whole division of rank
Explain to me in Deadlock terms what's going on with Metro
>>569054305how so. describe it in detail.
>>569054620aspen tried to knockdown metro ulting but he had unstoppable
>>569049885This is the most underwhelming google doccy of all time.At least include something embarrassing
>>569054483I would be worried about it too if I was planning on releasing the game soon.the notification still pops-up for new players btw, that it's an early access game, the one that you have to check the stop reminding me box so it stops showing up every time you launch the game.
>>569054695I was a teenager at the time too so I can't describe it in detail. It's just better that's it.
>>569054620Enemy team is splitpushing the walker with just a 0/10 calico while Metro is running urn
>>569049885>38 pages holy fuck I am NOT reading this shit
>>569054620Aspen realized she's the dying portrait of Geist and not the kill streak one, so she tried to 1v1 Metro and lost.
>>569054620Seven ulted Graves Pocket & Celeste 3 years ago and now they're releasing an article on the Oracle Times about it
>>569054620Metro just finished clearing out the jungle on Seven, Mo & Krill have just cast Combo on him, but they don't have any teammates so he's just going to walk away with his bag.
>>569054620Rem, Paige and Kelvin players are spam pinging the wraith main because he's autistically afk farming and not brooling with them
>>569054614I never once mentionee luck, and ironically I'm still higher rank than you. Keep seething though maybe if you spam more passive aggressive replies your dad will finally accept you as a woman.
>>569049885im beginning to notice that this seems to only happen to one type of group using my pattern recognition skills
>>569054620Seven max boons 1v6ing with just his balls.
>>569053508>in 1997 there were only 50k Polar Bears on Earth>today there are only 250k leftThis is how you sound
>>569055173Kill all polar bears
RETARD... RETARD... REEEEE REEEEE REEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>Metro's accuser could easily pass for an Indian Jeet AI botI don't understand this man. In an age where you have to #believeallwomen, you sit on this damaging info for almost a decade just to expose this guy anonymously because what, the Metro army is going to rape and kill you otherwise?
>>569050737Are you unaware of zoomers and are their mind is so fucked. Last year zoomers jumped some guy for talking to a 19 year old girl despite him being 21.There is a reason why companies are pushing for AI because they see zoomers as the future and they rather trust jeets and AI than zoomers. Just let that sink in.
They REALLY want you to buy this item. Look at all those stats.
>>569053862The punch build was the most fun way to play Viscous but movement trannies got mad that you could punch them out of the sky and that their OP parry wasn't always as OP as they wanted it, so you can't do that anymore.
I don't think graves is THAT bad now, still rapes people who can't deal with skulls
>>569055597Metro is using magic carpet right now to fly away from Aspen
>>569054749>closed alpha no bitchingclassic
>>569055663I was a big fan of the brief moment where you could hybrid. Punch is definitely the most fun non-hybrid though.
>>569055597I think it's a cool idea to add the reduced air friction to it. I think people haven't accepted that it's not completely trolling to buy it anymore and it's like 1 or 2 more buffs away from being the broken fotm.
>>569055798>intentional misinterpretationClassic.
>>569055097do you see my point though?
>>569055836It needs maybe +1 air jump.
>>569054620Where's the crop of Seven saying he doesn't care how old Graves is?
>>569056010>acknowledge my strawmanNo
>>569056040maybe just a higher jump, like stamina mastery.
>>569055798>Complaining about live service player retention in a Closed Service Invite only Alpha test
>>569056087>>569054620Metro is simply doing character RP as Seven, he got taken out of context
>>569055836In the state that it is now I have a hard time NOT building it as core on all my spirit heroes.
>>569056286>not being critical of developers poor decisions during this very volatile period of the games development, and observing the resulting player retention loss because of it.ngmi.
>lose walker before 10 minutes because of moronic feederssigh
>>569055992you're implying that things will change once they go public with the game when all it will do is give it yet another influx of new playersthe underlying issue of number stability won't be fixed by it.
This aspen slut is pretty hot I dont blame my goat
>>569056179so you literally see no problem with your own performance? its purely your teammates?
>>569056525>Billy feeding It's pretty much a character staple at this point
>>569056620Twitter?
>>569054434he's telling people to just read the document and it proves his innocence.but he's about to end stream early lmao!his view count is popping off though!
>>569049885he's currently melting down on stream lmao
Isn't aspen a tranny?
>>569055827I also enjoyed hybrid spirit-punch with Spirit Snatch and a few other spirit items, but again, movement faggots whined that someone could just knock them around and make it so they can't escape every fight for free with an air dash + walljump.
>>569056716>items to let me livePASS>all 3 punch item off the ripYES SIR
>>569049885this is a huge fucking nothingburger.
>>569056760I mean it doesnt even matter if he is innocent or not at this point he will be called metrostein until he quits streaming
>>569056969dr disrespect still streams and has fans.the president of the USA still rules and has fans.no one cares about this shit anymore
>>569056856>Character has multiple melee synergies>Not actually supposed to melee unless they troll and throw a blind parry out firstI can't really blame new players, it's not the most intuitive design in the world
>>569056969if he ends stream then yes people will never relent.because when he goes live again tomorrow they will just say the same shit and he will keep crashing out about it.
>>569056673>Acknowledge my strawmanOnce again, no. You've proven again and again you're just some illiterate ESL retard.
>he was flirting with an 18 year old>meanwhile where he liveslmao
>>569057263would you be comfortable if your daughter was talking to a grown ass man?
Huge nothingburger. It's just a bunch of bullshit #MeToo shit from mentally ill women. But the internet won't see it that way though, Metro is a lolcow but he should've gone down like a trve lolcow and not this forced drama shit.
i can't believe my favorite streamer was a girl liker this entire fucking time
>>569057464other than being a little bitch who flames his teammates what other lolcow qualities did he have
is Aspen even hot
>>569057382I wouldnt be comfortable having a daughter in general, so its a moot point
zoomers don't care about pedophilia, their biggest idols are open pedophilic homosexuals who hate women
>>569057637how would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast today
>>569057717I skipped breakfast today nigga
>>569057640people like you make this behavior accepted.
>>569057640>open pedophilic homosexuals who hate womenstop being so transphobic on the first day of pride month...
>>569057717i havn't eaten breakfast in over a decade
>>569057382You failed as a parent if your 18 year-old daughter is having a meltie realizing that the socially stunted 30 year old streamer she talked to 10 years ago is in fact socially stunted
>>569057803I'm being serious, go look at any of the big streamers/creators on the male spaces for zoomersThey're all either blatantly repressed homosexuals who hate womenOr they're muhammadeans who view women as objects
*squeals in pain*
>>569057803talking to 18 year olds?
Get ready for the egirl fake tears when no one believes her
https://x.com/Aspen_OWSince people keep asking for it. Lazy faggots. No she isn't attractive at all she's pushing 30 and it shows.
why would they target metro anyway? the dude averages like sub 1k views. can they go for eido instead he's a fatter fish
>>569058162clearly a man
Rest in peace Metro, you could've been our Tyler1 but his lolcow career was unceremoniously destroyed by bitter egirls, now he will be compared to Epstein and Diddy until the end of time
>>569012170>objective melter>can do crazy fucking damage with his bolt and assistant, which effectively allows him to throw 2 bolts at you>he can turn you into a rabbit that can't do shit except run around, and can even make this worse with things like slowing hex or cursed relic>his ult literally copies yours, including all of its tiers, and they're slightly better versions of the ults as well>>>has some of the LOWEST WINRATES AND PICKRATES in ALL RANKSLike how the fuck... He is the most dishonestly designed, but still somehow honest character in this fucking game. He's even got a little stronger with all of the changes they made to the overall game this patch. I just don't get it.
>>569058162https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1901883455102927180
>>569058217LKW has the files but won't release it for obvious reasons. They need to keep Eido playing.
>>569058398LOL
>>569058319tyler is actually pretty funny. metro is just a legit loser that spergs out, Metro would NEVER dare run it down on a whim and get perma banned from the game like Tyler1 did
>>569058342He's not fun, his model and voice are both shit.
Release the Deathy filesI just know that soiboi is sexting 19 year old children on Discord
>>569058162>>569058390https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1963351939279999304
>>569058390shes cute enough but those bangs are rough
If you keep treating kids/teenagers like retards that can't think for themselves, they'll be retards that can't think for themselves that can easily be taken advantage of
>>569058342He has a low winrate since you can't really carry on him, you NEED your team to capitalise your plays. If a hero can't solo carry it will always have bad winrate IMO.>>569058398>Blackmailing Eido so he keeps jobbing on the NA teamsThe (((EPSTEIN)))bringer conspiracy is finally coming to ahead.
>>569057382>>569057846Ive been socially stunted for as long as Ive been alive and women's fathers have never been comfortable letting me talk to them though
Phantom Strike is such an underrated item
>>569058162>>569058390>>569058671https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1889702599495987211https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1971665447268577462
>>569051606Holiday barrels are the best "1 grenade" ability in the gameYou should always max barrels first since the knockup garuntees the lasso skill shotAnd then you might as well get rapid recharge (buffs your 2 also)And now you have 5 barrels, enough to kill anyone, or apply spirit burn to the entire enemy team multiple times per fight
>>569058398>gave LKW an easy entry into grand finalsI believe it.
Aspen tried to phantom strike Metro but Metro counterspelled at just the right time
>>569058857>>569058671she's would tier but nothing more than that
>>569058975yeah you're right, that anon's throwing going gun build on holliday, probably lost them the game
fuck now i cant play warden anymore thanks to diddyblud metro
>>569059119NEVER SHOW FEAR NO MATTER THE ODDS
>>569058390>>569058671>>569058857I already said you're ugly Aspen you don't need to prove my point any further. You and metro with his big ass nose are a nice looks match though.
>>569058162>>569058390>>569058671>>569058857so she's born in 2001.https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1154436476089896961https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1922708849082921267https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1888319816169046310https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1962610126705053789https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1790517836978557015https://x.com/Aspen_OW/status/1260986553037438976ok this is boring now time to go do some yard work.
>>569059119IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD
the funniest part about this metro shit is he didn't even fuck any of them so he just comes off as a bigger loser
