Previous: >>569012696>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed) (embed)06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>5690306261 opening later during the resetAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million monthly quota will revert to 6 million starting July>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
it's easy to forget about tazuna once sex hello drops on globalbut, try to think of her every once in a while, 'kay?
Digitan LOVE
I hate my danchoany uma club for this feel?
>>569030782I would love to be a part of this dairy farm
Your club did at the very least hit A+, right?
>>569030876Of course, I'm in mambo after all
wahey
Damn. I'm old.umapoi.moe
Autis/uma/ has TWO slots open today for any dacchis who are wanting a nice and easygoing, discord free, botless free A rank clubJust don't flatline and everything will go well!Apply either here by submitting your id and I'll invite you once our dacchis who wanna leave, leave, or in game by having /uma/ in your profile
>>569030852I know I can always nut to digitan
>>569030876>My club doesnt bot and use discordOf course not
>>569030942i want to fuck this zoomer whilst helios watches
>>569030951not autistic enough, bwo. sorry
>>569030978But does your club bot or use discord
>come home>new breadperfect timing, what's uppp
>>569031004>practical>deeply caring>clumsy, but sincere>capable>passionateWas Riko the perfect wife all along?
>>569030975Dia isn't a slut like thatDaiwa save me
>>569031134I dress like this
>>569031231you wish
>>569030959>Currently stuck in a D+ club full of quitting players where I have 20 million more fans than the ownerYes. Please.871 316 546 048
>>569030951Where is the option for "I'm autistic these types of quiz set me off"Like for example the phone screen wallpaper, mine cycles through different landscape photos, the closest option is the the default background, BUT it's not the default background!
>>569030870why does this shit looks like fucking Takeda Hiromitsu
>>569031341You'll receive in an invite in 2 hours or so, bwo
how the fuck am I supposed so answer this I don't know
>>569031341Mambro... nyo...
>>569031475>definitely disagree
>>569030626ORE NO AIBA GA!!
>>569031468I'll quit my current club at that time then. Isn't there a cooldown period before you can join a new one?
https://x.com/i/status/2061312250615652628
I THINK DARING STRIKE IS A SCAM
>>569031134WHO DRESSES LIKE THIS
>>569031578yeppers, 24 hoursi can send the invite as long as we have an open spot though. so i'm just waiting for the start of the new day wherein the people that are planning to leave, leaveyou'll still have the invite though waiting for you
>>569031636Check its duration
>>569031509wait he's right..
>>569031636frontfag here and I think you're right anon, please don't buy daring strike
>top earner is quitting the clubit's over
>>569031578you have a 24h cooldown if you leave yourselfno cooldown if you ask to get kicked
>>569031134That better be a guy
>>569031578You can get you Danchou to kick you to skip the cooldown but since he's probably dead you're better off quitting and wating out your 24 hour timeout
>>569031134wheres the pubes
>>569030959912851637205you will get a 40 mil guarantee workhorse, pick me up danchou-san
>>569030951>Nakayama FestaDefinitely not who I was expecting
>>569030951ok
>>569030951I should do a ten pull
>>569030951I have done this twice and twice I got Nakayama Festa. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>569031841okie dokie, you're on the listexpect an invite once rooms open
>>569031682>>569031745>>569031783Guess I'll join the day after then if you'll have me. I'm no expert or whale but I at the very least complete a run or two daily. I still don't have most of the F2P cards because of how dead this club is.
>>569032005That's probably because you're picking middle of the road options like slightly disagree etc.
We are Nakayama Festa
>>569032042>Guess I'll join the day after then if you'll have me. I'm no expert or whale but I at the very least complete a run or two dailythats all we need bwo, all that matters on your end is joining before the 15th, as thats the cutoff for the free club carats
>Fuji Kiseki showtime event during MANTFuck you Cygames!
>>569031863>>569031873>>569032005I assume that if you picked the question that says "I gamble/play gacha games" then it swings huge bias towards her.
>>569030951I am not really surprised
>>569032228Not them but I did the quiz the first time it was posted here and didn't pick it but still got her
>>569032161And you need to play the careers in MANT to get the rewards, I thought you'd at least be able to farm the event in URA
>>569032156Ah, too easy then.
Why is Narita Top Road so cool?
>new honsboooring
>>569031315>"Curren-chan we're going to sneak into Toreina-san's room and do WHAT?!"
sex with mares
>>569031873Same bwo, I got festa
>>569032264>>569032349Then I guess she's just /ourgirl/.
this will be mambo in 1 hour
>>569032490
>>569032452breaking the front door is not sneaking
>>569032228>tfw my only hobbies are rolling the virtual casino and trying to play guitarall this tells me is that I should get other hobbies
>>569032435six more months........just six more months
>>569032597so basically, 1 out of 100 trainers manages to marry his childhood friend
The biggest problem in umamusume is that 90% of the characters are completely unsexy
>>569032443>interests similarity>Agnes Digital 72.3%
Stego cute.
I got Admire Groove again
>>569030951i got wonder acute last time but this makes much more sense
>>569032748Ok but what about the 10% that are
>>569032757isn't that everyone here
>>569030951I'm ugly uma codedLast time I got stego and this time I got air shakerIt's unironically overbut does that mean women love me
>>569032938she was 36.1% for me...
So how do you even catch up to two fronts dueling each other?
>>569032851I have to wonder if the 'autism spectrum' number influences the result in any way. Like I wouldn't call Cafe autistic, just possessed. I've seen two people get Doto, but one was a 6 for autism, the other was a 10.
>>569030951You guys weren't kidding... hahaha.....
>>569033091catch up?
>>569033091Very carefully
>>569030951>introverted>answer all questions as such>get Agnes Digital>Extraverted: OThis quiz is retarded.
>>569033219clearly you didnt answer that way, retard
>>569033091you were supposed to stop that from happening in the first place
>>569032597Buena’s childhood friend (you) went to school specifically to train her so it was more like 100% for her.
>>569033219Or maybe Digital is?
>>569032995What's going on here
>>569033357getting fingered on the elevator
>>569032725>Is called MISTER C.B>Somehow one of the prettiest umas around
>>569033219Digitan is not introverted but is shy (Unless you confront her then she just spills the beans), so maybe the quiz does not differentiate between the two?
>>569033384The betrayed torena, locked in a room with horny Digitan for 1,000 years
>>569033115i think it does but not to a huge degree, because i had cafe at 90% for autism and still got her, even though there were a bunch of other umas at 100%
>>569033384I'm convinced what she'd really ask for is for every umamusume at Tracen to take turns sitting on her face
My new chair is supposed to get here today. I hope my butt won't hurt anymore.
>>569030951This is my 2nd time taking this after few months and still Festa. Although my autism spectrum became double circle and it went up to 4 from 3
>>569033284I might be introverted but I'm not so autistic that I can't understand basic emotions, which is what a fair few of the questions were getting at.
>>569032435
>>569033507>seething anons try and make liking her be gay because MISTER is in her name>backfires because she's too pretty, fun-loving, and cuteTotal. CB. Victory
>>569033679Which umas are considered 9's and 10's for autism on there?
>>569033794work out fatty
>>569033384Humans are no match for an Uma’s strength
Mr CB is ugly.
>>569033815My emotional stability I meant
>>569032435This uma is not very subtle
>>569030951Oissu
>>569033748I want this so bad.
>>569033908neigher i'll fucking rape you, how about that?
>>569032435did their parents also fucked when her mom was still a student?
>>569034081Only if you're more attractive than CB....Disregard that, that's a pretty low bar.
>>569034129they wouldn't have needed to elope otherwise
>>569033115Doubt it does, I got 3 for autism score and got Suzuka.
The CB agenda is the easiest to promulgate.
>>569033845It's her eyes, I think; she's genuinely gorgeous. Even prettier with short hair though.
What do you think of Laurel propaganda?
>>569034034she knows EXACTLY what she's doing it's working
>>569034239>patting an uma you just meetthat trainer is a slut
>>569034360Succubus. Effective.
I do not care for Mister Cock Ball
I think Mr CB is SHIT.
>>569034360don't care. she kinda uggo.
>>569034297her eyes are definitely something
>>569034515faggot
Palma Wife
>>569034129It wouldn’t have been a scandal if they did it after she graduated would it?
>>569034360I think the succubus needs correction
>>569034469I want Ace too.
>>569034360I look at her and feel nothing
https://poal.me/ueq9fahttps://poal.me/ueq9fahttps://poal.me/ueq9fa
I need to find the picture where she wins a race and jumps into her trainer's arms
My dick is extra musky today
>>569034615explain Creek then, seems like everyone knows they act like a newlywed couple and no one cares or they support them
>>569034818tabloid paparazzi probably caught them kissing or entering a hotel together
>>569034803holy shit clones
>>569034239Kinda makes me wonder how Tracen trainers are seen by the wider public. They’re supposedly the best of the best considering there are years where no one qualifies. An Uma having a personal trainer is even rarer since they usually manage a team.
>>569034887oh, so that's why they give CB her own place
>>569034729Oh come on. I love C.B but this isn't even close; Rudolf is by far the best boomer uma that doesn't own a Lamborghini.
>Ace losing/uma/ was a mistake.
CB is the kind of girl you meet in college and you get along like wildfire but you know it's never gonna work
>>569034360she has a chokehold on all of my carats after hag hello
>>569035107ace is by far the least represented uma out of her group, it's no surprise. /uma/'s impression of her is "boomer kitasan".
>>569035107Wait for the movie Acebro.
Falco is not round
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) will have a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>569030951Get fucked one guy obsessed with CB
>>569035165And I'm her chad boyfriend that lets you play with her because you have no chance.
CAN WE SERIOUSLY JUST BAN ANY KIND OF NEWMA DISCUSSION IN HERE. WE LITERALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM EXCEPT HOKKO'S SOFT AND JIGGLY BOOBAS OF HERS, HAVE TO BE LIKE A GOOD KID FOR RICKY, BE SANDWICHED BY MACHAN'S HUGE PLUMP THIGHS, FOR MY FACE TO BE SANDWICHED BY ZEPHY'S UTTERLY HUGE BOOBS, FOR ROB ROY'S STANDING PAIZURI, TO GOSLING FOR MR. COCK AND BALLS, AND MANY, MANY MORE
>>569033794I just got one today?? what are these coincidences
>>569035495This but only stay gold because she's an ugly boy and the tranny who likes her needs to die
>>569035508are you flirting with me
I wish i was Mejiro McQueen and have trainer finger me furiously until I squirt a fountain on the Mejiro lawn
>>569035495Okay fine. All umas should canonically have shredded abs and toned thighs and butts from all their training.Yes. Even her.
FOUND IT>proud roar of triumph>flashy victory gesture>glomps her toreina like a maiden in loveshe is perfect
>>569035495Cock and Balls and Rob Roy has been in the game for months though
>>569035495we know zephyr is the second best uma for uncs
>>569035635I am not.
>>569033794that's not how you spell dragon dildo
>>569035613obsessed
>see the monthly schedule >literally NOTHING worth rolling forcan we fast forward to july already?
>>569035495I don't shill Machan because her appeal is hard to understand. Her dialogue constantly gives off the feeling that she's going to be gone the moment you blink, it's constant emotional torture for the reader. Better to focus on her plump thighs and fat tits.
>>569030951>Admire VegaI don't know anything about her.
>>569035685C.B is old enough to have her own home off-campus, but does she own a car? What would she drive?
>>569035967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQTiUUYECc
>>569035949what's in july though
>>569034958She’s continuing the family tradition after all
>>569036032she's a bitch i'm sorry anon
>>569035495You could have just asked nicely that you wanted more propaganda
>>569035949no, because then we'd be in July with 18,000 fewer caratsI'm tempted to pull for Sweepy, but I fucking won't. I'M NOT PULLING FOR YOU LITTLE BRAT
>>569036080first week is speed Maru, second is Rickey, third is the end of MANT and start of GL
no one actually likes sweepy
>>569035681Uma don't work out enough to have abs. Just because your puny human arms can't lift what they're lifting doesn't mean they're getting a work out from it.
>>569036171>2 more full months of this slopi'm not gonna make it
>>569036134WELL I AM PULLING FOR HER FUCK YOU
>>569036171What the fuck I thought MANT ends around the 10th of July
>>569035495May I offer you some feng shuib
>>569035694Is this a woman or gay
>>569036171>something>literally nothing fuck you>actually something
How important is dodging danger for frontkeks? Is it groundwork-tier?
>>569036334what's a feng shuib
>>569036303STOP POSTING THIS MAYA
>>569035495
>>569036056I feel she'd drive something like pic related, but if not the Datsun Z, then maybe something boxy like the 1983 Audi Quattro
>>569036339I don't know>>569036390only when paired with prudent positioninggw is S tier but they would be close behind in A
>>569036318scenarios have always ended around second or third week for us bro
>>569033845kitasan black does not have Mister in her name and her name starts with a K not a C so she's KB not CB
>>569036436AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>569036436*makes your miles long*
>>569036293Except they do.
>>569036387of course the fukushitter has horrid taste, contrarian faggot.
>>569036682Ryan is a donkey, doesn't count
>>569036710feng shui is real unlike her conman crystal ball shit
>>569035681AWOOGA WTF GOLDSHIP IS HOT???Oh yeah Orfevre is cool too
>>569035681Orfevre is gorgeous
>>569036469Makes sense. A car from a decade after the Countach, just like C.B was a decade after Maruzensky.
>>569035495Machan's more than thighs you know but I do love her thicc thighs
>>569035694>shouldersmale
>getting aroused by slopngmi
>>569036339That's a man, belly button too low
>>569036171finally this nightmare scenario will come to an end
>>569036919Machan is rather plump!
>>569036919>>569035967I want to have sex
>>569037171>>569037204
>>569035495Yamanin Zephyr - The ultimate White Noise MachineIf you have terrible taste and zero energy, you don't want drama. You want to be completely anesthetized by your relationship. Zephyr is obsessed by the wind. She speaks in a low, airy, incredibly soothing whisper, constantly talking about "becoming one with the breeze". She has the personality equivalent of a ceiling fan on low speed.For a tired, bald unc, sitting on the porch with Zephyr is the ultimate retirement plan.
>>569037171>>569037204bots or what
>>569035495>want to shill Sirius >all I can think of is SillyUghhhh Silly?
>>569030951who is this and what does it mean?
Hello friends!!
>>569037280No just a coincidence genuinely
>>569037352she's Almond Eye's slutty mom
>>569037319The only two ways to shill Sirius are Sillyposting and straight up /trash/posting
>>569037280I just want sex with Machan
>>569035413>mediums onlysticking with my comfy b+ dirt spam club
>just rearrange your furniture bro it would totally change your fortune bro
>>569037171>>569037204THE MACHAN PROPAGANDA IS GOING STRONG >>569037405Hello friend!
>>569037473>>569037408>>569037204>>569037171Machan soft and squishy thighs squeezing and rubbing my cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNrXDrs352g
Tallying will end soon, surely we will see >our clubs going up many places after clanker clubs get disqualified from ranking
>>569037524you can think of it as having good arrangement in your living space gives you a mood boost, thus making you live your life with a stat boost
>>569037319the actual sirius is insufferable so silly symboli is unironically the only viable propaganda for her
Yae
>>569037405From the thumbnail I thought Teio was making that baby cry
>>569036917I can't wait for the Countach being released in FH6 so I can put a Maruzensky itasha on it
i know theres like 5 maru SSR reruns, but are any of them rate up compared to the others? is there any one in particular I should be waiting for?
>>569035495Wanted to shill Ai but her mom is way hotter anyway
>>569037524fukusis seething at big sis rickey's accurate readings
Machan is saggy
>>569037718When Teio stops and has to leave the baby will cry so in a way she kinda is
>>569037670no
>>569037848>t. Rickey's rape victim
>>569037890she is plump
Why do we suddenly love Machan now? Is this a targeted Discord attack?
>>569037992me on the right
>>569037728Wait, The Countach isn't in? Guess I'm waiting until it is before getting the game then.
>>569038073We now love Teio.
>>569038073we remembered
>>569038201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl9FQIT-6iY
>>569035949looks like I need to fire up the air shakur shill engines
>>569038073There are only like eight people here, so if two of them decide to push some random idea then it's gonna halfway take over the thread for a while
SEMEN RETAINED
>>569038041Why not?
Should I make parents for each distance or for each style? And what about blues, should they all the same or should they be mixed?
new day desu wa
Club drama?
Damn, that seems like a good roll.
>>569038073I want to be sandwiched by her thighs
>>569038073I only like her fat distribution
>>569038341A MAMBO JUST FLEW OVER MY HORSE
>>569038246she wont survive the ramen scenario
>>569038246
>>569038317>Should I make parents for each distance or for each styleif you can afford it. Being multiple style dependent is rough though. I just make generic distance parents>And what about blues, should they all the same or should they be mixed?same is better but mixed allows you to be chill and just use your biggest stats parents
KNOCK KNOCK TIME TO KICK THE FLATLINERS DANCHUD
>>569030715bump slot has opened
>>569038341The top earner in Mambo dropped a TM sticker and left the club after reset
>>569038429What the fuck is a horse
DAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
we need six new trainers this month, who is gonna step up?
Your favorite KEY multimedia series?
>>569038653>he thinks he'll find 6 new bloods in MANTblazer
>4 Million fans in 5 minutesBut they don't bot btw
DANCHOU KICK THEM NOW
>>569038729Touhou Project
what a nice clean number
>>569038729i think angel beats
>>569038729Little Busters but only the VN. Easily my core nostalgia memory and 10/10 memory.That VN was peak roller coaster from the start to finish
>>569038767what if I offer you this?
DANCHUDTHE RECRUITMENT POST
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
danchou stop telling people we have weekly ERP in the club chat that is not a selling point for our recruiting campaignalso get rid of the pictures of the club members cosplaying uma musume the club walls are plastered with them
>>569038729Clannad of course. This series traumatized me.
Mambros wtf???
>>569038290Muteki
>>569038973>weekly>not dailyOf course its not a selling point
>>569038872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsuQu38n1qYwhen your character and voice acting is so good you end up winning the overall character fan favorite poll twice in a row as a bro character in a heroine focused franchise
>>569039025Rank B soon
Looking for a new clubI can do 80mil minimum
>>569039025kek good effort on that
>>569039025>it's real
>>569038923581000974065 did 89M last month
>>569039118Someone in mambo just killed themselves
>>569039118/uma/Club for the most gibs
>>569038025
hello! this your personal recruitment post *wink*yes (You)~reply to apply!
>>569039118Mambo just got a new spot open unironically
>>569039210But you have to deal with insufferable autists so pick your poison
>>569039330stop being so cute danchou
Hoard status?
>>569039330i want to apply
>Club got booted to C+ at the last minuteI will be back in 24 hours to join you bastards clubs
To the Mambro we lost today...
>>569039330Incredible image, big fan
>>569038073But Machan was always liked there. She is kinda around the corner, so it makes sense people start talking about her more.
>>569039210Don't they bot?
France is not real yet stop posing fr*nch umas
>>569039330how did she have all that inside.....
>>569039183we're full better join mambo
>>569039506Who is Machan?
>>569039025mambo's soul died when the orange snake kicked keb
>>569038474How did you choose which umas to use as your parents if they are generic? Did you use like Oguri since her ult is useful for pace and late for example?
>>569039327I'm falling for the propaganda
Yep, yep. My HERO.
>>569032156Alright, I'm out of my club. Guess I'll see you all in a day.
>>569030951anyways
>>569039069Best boy, and the next one being Masato.Gotta leave it to KEY to have a very funny and engaging start to a complete tearjerker ending
>>569039375>June is another pure save monthI'm tired.... I want to ROLL
>>569039395Hard to believe it's been 8 months of shoe PvP at reset every single day...
>>569039550String
>>569039183sent an invite gwo
>>569039330Danchou please for someone who hates botters why are you using a sloppa
>>569039567yeah pretty much. Lots of universal generic parents. If I hit a good parent I can't use because maybe I need 2 specific inherit, I make them the grandparent instead. There's also picking umas that have generally good affinity with many other umas to use as a statstick instead, which is also great as grandparent
>>569039654Air Shakur is right there bwo
>>569038073people here love being contrarians
>>56903937530k for shakur30k for maruzensky15k or however much it will be to spark light hello
fuark....
Orfe...
>>569039632the invites waiting warmly for you bwo
>>569039516No or if they do it's not blatant so there isn't any proof. They claim to be bot free though.
>>569030801why would i think about tazuna when she's not even an uma
>>569039753/uma/club hates botters the same way eden does
I intentionally never hog shoes on reset, even If I'm usually first to get there.
>>569039375always hoarding.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Mambo is gonna kill /uma/club...
>>569040095SLURRRRRRRRRRRP
>fuji kiseki showtimethis event has no rainbow shards, right...... please......... I dont wanna play mant 5 hours a day......... i dont wanna........ nyo...........
>paid: 0Don't you feel shameful posting it here?
Uhh Cygaymes?? I was promised a botpocalypse at the start of the month???
Apology NOW
now that she's readyI will proceed to not claiming her
>>569030951FUARK
>>569040002beta behaviour
mambo has a discord btw
>>569030951Let's go gambling
Machan
shortstack has a couple of openings for any /uma/nons looking for a casual B+ club. No quotas and I won't sexual harass you, but I (the big titty loving danchud) will spam marvy stickers.
>>569040186no
>>569040148...gonna?
>>569030959we have another slot open if anyone else wants to join now
>>569038104It'll be released in three days and it will be a festival prize, you need to complete some racing event iirc
>>569040238
>>569040406>>569040238You're still 6th for me I guess fans don't update the same this early?
>>569040332I'd like to think that I saved many clubmates from burnout this way. Game is already punishing enough, it could as well be a final straw. Let the dopamine flow.
>>569040406so...my might was not enough!
>>569039381excelent!>>569040406we will be handing in our S-liscence to Mambo now
>>569040517TRVKE
>>569040517This is fake
Honsefun needs 3 trainers who don't flatline to help us outWe are a casual club with no quota and are pretty chillReply with your id and suffer through CM season with us!
>>569040517He isn't wrong
Get recruiting mambochuds
>>569040517dont shay that...
best of luck danchou...
I can't stop fucking snackingam a thin motherfucker but it's a lot of sugar stillgenuinely what do I do
>>569040178every event has rainbow shards
>>569040238I thought you were supposed to rebrand into a Fuku themed club?
>>569040606>bugs when you lift up a rockwhat did he mean by this
>>569040667nyo...
>>569040667>Sayounara
>>569040667WHAT ain't no way
THIS IS THE MONTH!
>>569040667autisma...
MY CLUB IS MELTING DOWN AIEEEEE
>>569040672Just start slowly eating less of it and replace it with a better alternative or make yourself busy, are you fucking retarded?
>>569040695Mambo is and has always been a nickname for Matikanefukukitaru though?
autis/uma/ danchou is leaving for /uma/ club btw
>>569040672chubby shichi uoh
tbf the guy genuinely only wanted a comfy club but the members kept bugging and hating him for it
>>569040672snacking inevitably leads to weight-gain. it is the primary method in which retards get fat whilst swearing that they have no idea why or how it's happening.
>>569039375long way to go>>569040052>>569039654Impressive fellow hoardveoa
>>569040932mambo?
>>569039764Okay thanks a lot, anon.
>>569040667WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN? WHATS THE NEXT CLUB
need a clubdid 75m last month
>>569040667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al1BNB8bKaE
>>569040932Meant for >>569040517>>569040991Yeah failed the quote for some reason
>>569040667>>569040908No but I did send him an invite to say hi and that he always seemed really nice and cool>>569041041join /Uma/ Club rice bro!
>>569041037>crashing this club, with no survivors!
>>569040672just stop snacking? >b-b-but i cantany time you snack, you have to do a MANT run. See how quickly you stop
>>569041067>I slowly open the club chat
>>569040983Imagine bricking your account rolling for ebayan SSR when it's just going to be powercrept by lovcen
>>569041041autis/uma/ is recruiting
>>569040238B club
>>569041041autis/uma/ dancho.............
>>569040667/uma/, salute!
ButtSweat's recruiting! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply in here or in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>569041219We lost a real one today
>>569041219i 'member that anon and post.
>>569030951Not what I expected at all
>>569040932We do not always choose the responsibilities that fate has in store for us.
Mambo killed trillions!They can't keep getting away with this!
>>569041219this month isnt fun bwos...
>>569040667is he quitting or club hopping?
would machan get killed off by monika
>>569040667>>569041219NOOOOO THE DANCHOU AND THE CLUB I'VE ALWAYS ROOTED FOR IS DEAD
Hey you, yes (You)!Are looking for new club?Do you think the only things gayer than Digitan are discord drama and monthly quotas?Do you love your umas?Then HonseFun is the club for you. Apply now with /uma/ or something like all glory to HonseFun in your bio so we know you are from the thread.We understand that life is busy, just do your dailies and don't abandon your umas to enjoy a comfy spot at A rank.
everyone going schizo and retarded once a month during club reset is always funny please keep it up toreinas you are funny
half of mambo can't even spell her real name without looking it up.
Mambo is recruiting for 1! A+ shoe laundering club. Reply with ID to apply!
>>569041383quitting wholesale...>>569041391the clubs still here bwo... just our danchou is dead...
>>569041434It's spelled Matikanefukukitaru no I didn't look it up
>>569041487>paizuri from inari killed himrip in peace...
>>569040667Is this just a MANT moment or is he gone forever
>>569033091Hit 2 or 3 gambles on an end to run them down even with distance A.
>>569041558he just said quitting, but hes always welcome back
>>569040606its a cool club for cool torenas
The captain dies with the ship. He should've pressed the disband button.
If you umapyoi with Machan would you end up forgetting about her?
My masters have told me that /uma/ now likes Mcqueen
>>569040667rip a real one
And A/A+ club have a slot?
/vm/ clubs are recruiting btw
>>569040814I have a hard time staying focused...>>569040949I'd clear teiobro so hard if my metabolism was fucked no cap>>569041136but I love mant...
>>569040667>>569041219I HATE MANT IT'S TAKING EVERYONE AWAY IT'S KILLING US BWOS
>TT reset>1 win, 4 Loss on first set>already in promotion rangeHuh...
>>569041740yeppers, autis/uma/ does :)
Uma&Co is looking for one trainer to join! Monthly quota is 25 milWe have an active chat and great reviews from past members!!Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>569041740>>569041458
I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT
>>569041749I wish them luck but I dont see how thats relevant to the thread
Cyjews really saw mant fucking suck complete utter ass in jp and decided to make zero fucking changes for global.
>>569041749>best /vm/ club is A rated
>>569041793Good luck with that
>>569041682What do you mean "now?"
Thoughts?
>>569041740ID btw 416644579852.
The clubmageddon has finally come....
>>569041793Not joining a club harboring a shitposter
>>569041793kick the schizo first
>>569041963None
>>569041872>
I'm sick and tired of Mambo leadership letting the club bleed our core talent and oldfags. If people are burning out you, as dancho, are obligated to soothe them with fun events and sovlful community. This is the end... But also the beginning. You might say... The beginning of a new eRA...
>>569041793Fujianon... Why must it be like this...FUCK MANT
>no...>don't go...!>DANCHOOOOOU!!!>ᶦ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ
>>569041909Mackie a CUTE
>>569041963my brain actually shuts off when i see delicious chocolate
>>569041458391461169282I'm new and have shit cards, but I do 2 daily runs or more. Unemployed btw.
>>569041963Brown umas are sex
>>569041963I want to be King Halos dad
>>569041565>286908710217Sent
>>569041973sent
So many torenas got eviscerated by MANT holy fuark!
>>569041963*peroperopero* hmmmmmm chocolate armpits
>>569041963I apologize for the bad things i said about king halos mom
Gold City feet in my mouth
What average do you need for A+ to S?
>>569041963No thanks.
>>569041324Ha-ha! You're a stick in the mud!
>>569041759>I have a hard time staying focused...Well, you're going to fix that immediately. Are you just snacking in your free time? Change stuff around in your room and actually do things that keep your mind busy off of food. During work? Replace it with fruit or something less harmful. On the toilet? Please don't do this. Either way, you'll have to put in effort to stop, even taking walks outside and help curb it sometimes. Do it for Shichi.
>>569042104>>569041795The slot was filled until further notice. I wish you well in getting into another club
>>569041793>only kicking the flatlinerdanchud is soft and flaccid. at least he provides good feet pics.
>>569041795>>569042104Dancho prematurely ejaculated and the first guy already got in we're full now
It's so fucking over for us
>>569041793lmao no
>>569042260don't know about A+ but S is only 3 runs per dayclose to 2.5 per day
mant is killing global...
>>569042447Some things never change
>>569042562That was me tho
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHINGIT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
Soon
I guess I will apply to reddit/discord instead.
EOS SOON...
>>569042546>only 10mIt's already dead.
total eden deathWHEN
>>569042703or you could join a comfy club, like Honsefun ;)
>>569042610gwo... keep it in your pants
but I wanna play more forza
>>569042562the real mambocho would've invited the newcutie after promising the spot to someone else first
>>569039375
>>569042546MANT was always predicted to be the big global filter
>>569042857i'll rape you
>>569041885It's great. /vm/ clubs don't have quotas, botters or schizos
How do you call this?
>>569042703There's loads of B+ clubs mentioned, if you value avoiding Reddit.
>>569042895To be fair he did a good job with the last one
>>569042937why don't vm clubs allow fukutores
>>569042857/uma/ plays real games too?!
>>569042937You're replying to a notorious shitposter danchou
>/uma/ likes machanimpossible
>>569042937only uma&co
>>5690425343 runs a day is crazy during MANT though. That's like 2 hours minimum a day.
>>569043087I like her soft and squishy body a lot!
>>569043195you can do 1 mill fan runs in ura that are quicker than mant. Not something I find particularly appealing, but plenty of people do them
>>569043102and /uma/club
>>569043205
>>569043294and mambo
>>569043087I want to have disgusting baby making sex with Machan and just kissing and cuddling after the act throughout the night until morning. As long as I have Machan, I am invincible.
>>569042260An anon the other day said his club did daily 1M runs and still would reliably hit A+, so probably around there.
havent seen an /uma/johng recruitment post in months how do they do it
>>569043324and tamalove
>>569043480and eden
>>569042260A+ is around 1.5 MANT run a dayS is 2.5-3 MANT runs a dayassuming 800-900k fans per run
Machan is plump. Machan is curvy. Machan has the sort of body that is begging for pregnancy.I remember Machan now. I remember that she's for sex.
How many SOVLFVL clubs does /uma/ still have?
>>569043452Sense of community brought about by regular jong sessions
>>569043087who's that?
They have a name
>>569043556Whichever trades dirt shoes.
>>569041793We filled last month, we'll fill this month too :>Anons after they join tend to realize there's nothing happening in the club itself
>>569043569funny because like 3 of the 4 or 5 guys itt that have occassionally hosted jong rooms recently are in the same club too
>>569043380the quota for top 500 used to be right at 1billion during URA/Unity but it increased to 1.3-1.5 when TB released. it has dropped back down to ~1.1 for this most recent reset. assuming you have people actually enjoying the game, you can easily get away with sub-1m daily average for minimums and hit A+ comfortably.
>>569043642>discord>harboring a shitposterreally nigga
My bwos are dying one by one... Remember what MANT took from us
This is probably my luckiest fucking run ever barring FL. The hints and races and training lined up craaaazy>that deckyeah I love being a lazy f2p frontGOD. I will simply bruteforce skills natty, fuck parents.
>>569042260you need to either bot or have half the club being whales
>>569043556Well uma&co and /uma/club are both discord and quota clubs that naturally attract autists that shitpost in this thread 24/7.Mambo is fairly soulful but it feels like weekend at bernie's with mambo's corpseTamalove feels soulfulAutisuma is deadI see the honsefun danchou and bricked danchou post the recruitment a lot so that makes me a bit sadI will not say which club I am in
>>569043642I don't think anybody thinks there's constant drama in the club, people just hate that one faggot in your club. At least he stopped spamming the threads and trying to force his bakes.
>>569043791well yeah the sperging happens here
FUCK YOU SAKURA CHIYONO O
>>569043878But Mambo are a bunch of fags according to Keb
>>569043878you didn't mention dacchis so you're in there
>>569043954Keb wouldn't say this
>>569043954This anon is from uma&co or /uma/Newfriends pick wisely
>>569040667another MANT victim
>>569041219>>569040667Sad, shows that you nevels of mental beyond autism to be a danchou let alone a danchou during MANT.
Why is Ricky a shota fucker?
>>569044093we need a full casualty list at the end of mant, if anyone is even still left alive by then
>>569043954You weren't supposed to mention that bwo....
>>569044038>>569040517
>>569043954he wanted a B+ club and he got bullied into making it A+
>>569044276This is too lewd
Happy start of the week.
>>569044457Thanks you too anon!
>>569044276>why wouldn't Rickey be a shota fuckerthat's the question you should be asking
I was holding strong that I'll last through MANT but seeing how everyone's dropping like flies, I might actually quit this month as well.
>>569044359Are you telling me /uma/ isn't a bunch of fags?
>>569043878shut up daccheat
Looking for a good clubI do dailies and do around an average of 1m/day, 30m/month>156614953743I'm so tired of the public random clubs I've been joining bros
>the most marvelous sunday yesterday>the great monday reset today>only two more months of TB/uma/, i think we're going to make it...
>>569043878>he's in UMADashask me how I know
>>569044515please dont be in my club
DANCHOU GET HIM
>>569044515I will personally come back for grand live, i just cannot put up with this awful gameplay daily loop that is shartblazer
A U T I S MGuess I'll do a Taishin career
>>569044649>onlyYOU MEAN STILL
>>569044580Sent!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP6XGe5KGGY
We need to kill Fuji Kiseki
>>569044047Clubdramaposters always target these two clubs, so the shitstirrers are obviously from another one like Mambo
>>569044667How do you know?
>>569044649anon have you even been reading the thread... we're taking heavy losses...>>569044667
>>569044769He's not joining uma&co bwo
>>569044580plenty of clubs recruiting gwo, just pick one>>569040606>>569040395>>569038923>>569041793>>569041276
>>569041669No, quite the opposite. You'd never be able to forget those thighs.
Which of you bastards has a good Mejiro Dober that I can follow you for? I can't find a Dober for the life of me
Sorry danchou, I quit
>>569043556Danchou posts Mayano lewds, so mine is pretty soulful
remember to do background check before invite, danchou-chan
>>569042857>Play Forza >Car skates like ice>UninstallI hate these new racing games
How much better is the next scenario anyway?
>>569044903he should just let the clubs come to him desuthen he don't have to commit and can pick which one he likesDanchous have to work overtime in mant for full clubs.
>>569044986This, go to uma.moe/profile/[ID NUMBER] and you can see a full resume.
where i can get a curren chan gf
>>569044828we already know who's been pulling the strings........
>>569045021Surely Cygames wouldn't follow the worst scenario with the second worst scenario right
>>569044769Thanks bwo. Still on cooldown until tomorrow so I'll see you then
>>569045021allegedly not much, but it's shorter, so that's a plus
finemotion posters confirmed to be schizos
>>569044898It already got a new member 20 mins ago ;)
>>569045021taking half as long is already a massive W
>>569045021from what i've gathered, it is a mix of Unity with some of the shop RNG aspect of TB. supposedly, the actual runtime for careers is not THAT much faster though you also have people crying about "one-hour" runs for TB when they're not anywhere near that so who knows.
>>569045093Plenty of single mothers out there
>>569044959uhh I got this one, if that's good enough for you.Parents are both 3* power Brian and oguri with one being 2* medium and the other 2* mile
>>569044515I just masturbate while doing MANTblazer careers. It helps a little.
>>569045021Light Hello is the best thing to ever happen to the game
>>569044959use the database chudhttps://chronogenesis.net/
>>569045093Hey
>>569045021Much shorter so I can do all 5 borrow runs in an hour
>>569044580Apply to HonseFun and put /uma/ in your bio. If Danchou hasn't accepted by the time I get home I can accept it after I get home from work.
>>569045207grats for your discord recruit my friend xoxoxo
>>569045250They consistently take me an hour or more. But I guess I'm just slow.
AND NOW FOR THE FLASHY POST!/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie: the series based on a tea-loving hitchhiker who accidentally stumbles upon the pantheon of horse gods in the back of a school fieldhouse -is looking for 1 (one) cool torena to joooooooinnnnn!Reply to apply!GOOOOOOO /UMA/!
>>569045250>people crying about "one-hour" runs for TB when they're not anywhere near that so who knows.You either don't play or you're clanking
fineposters are my gf actually
>>569041740>>569041973no one is inviting the newcutie? shame on you /uma/
>>569045434no one will ever want you chiyofags
>>569045091>check myself>it's been 8 months alreadyFeels like way less somehow
>>569045456if only he was here.....
>>569040667I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT
My danchou touched me inappropriately
>>569045396I prefered the Hishama Bakemonogatari imageThis one is good too though to be fair
>>569045427Not everyone cheats with hachimi bwo, my mant runs on my phone are around an hour.
I'll only drop the game temporarily until GL starts if I'm finally out of clocks, and no I will never use carats. I regularly do 5 runs a day and using carats for clocks will be retarded
>>569045427nigger if you can't do a MANT run in 40 minutes I don't know what to tell you
>>569044372>>569040595
>>569045456Huh?I already got and joined one? Old club imploded so no cooldown.
>>569045006just use grip tuning? don't tune yourselftry Diablo GTRthat boy doesn't want to drift at all
>>56904562940 minutes is basically 1 hour
>>569045558Mambro...
>>569044119>nevels
>>569045396Should I really cheat on my beloved club and move to /uma/ club? Of course no haha... unless?
>>569045687also it's 40 mins if you're locked in
>>569045575yes I'm just not sure if that one is too subtle? I know I'm blind to a lot of posts when trying to read the thread quickly.i will work on more cute ama pics
>>569045767>currenposterI know what you are
>>569045091wait, it even tells you how many followers the person has. they're even working on CM results!AAAAIIIIIEEEEE invasion of privacy
cm14 status?
uma.moe devs will never be able to implement these, right
uma0 B+ 3 openingsmonthly purge dead
>>569045780Not with server keep lagging
>>569045767curren would say this. . . pls join friend!
>>569044580>6 clubs in 15 minutesGoddamn danchou
>>569045937Wait, we're already there for the CM?!
>>569045956haven't used the site other than timeline now.Chrono is much better for searching.
>>569045829Can't really weigh in on how it works as a recruitment post. I thought it was cute, but yeah maybe too subtle.I'd join if it werent for the fact that I'd have to increase my fan count by like 50% to fit in
>>569045767I cheated on my club and dumped them, you can too!
>>569045935I have 300 followers but umamoe says I have 150 it hasn't updated that in a long while.
>>569046080everyone's desperate
Curren WHORERice was right
What are /uma/club's statement on Umama?
>>569045021Usually ranks bottom three in scenario tier lists, same tier as mant or one above
we should kill a club and let the others absorb
Love my daily onsen ticket. Time to listen to Stego play Harmonica for a bit.
I'm new and have shit cards, I can do 20mil a month. Can I get in a good club please?>391461169282
we should pillage a club and rape those who refuse to join us
>>569046440uma ma ma ma ma ma
my danchou could beat up your danchou.
>>569046440Cute member of the club
>>569046440Token female player.
>>569046440I still find it weird that they were defending V ferociously. What's up with that
>>569046613Honsefun has invited you!
>>569046506Kill autisuma while they're down, there are some juicy anons still there
>>569046734"female"
>>569046630daccheats danchou...
>>569046630I could beat up your dancho and most of you guys
Are you pulling for Sweepy?
>>569046734Is there literally any proof it's a foid
>>569046767>dude who makes a lot of rooms>dude who joins a lot of roomsidk man
B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll tell you the secret to winning CMs that /uma/ doesn't want you to know!
your danchou's powerlevel is still sub 3m btw
>>569046734umama is the one posting all those male cosplay mirror pics tho
>>569046798I don't want to describe some of you as "juicy". Gross.
>>569046853umaco dancho...
>move to japan because i'm sick of disgusting gaijin culture>through honor and discipline (prime traits of the japanese) manage to become a trainer>get a job at tracen academy>meet beautiful nadeshiko girl who is the epitome of japanese beauty and culture>immediately lovestruck>actually manage to scout her (she must have been impressed with my perfect command of the language and culture)>when we go to sign the paperwork i see something that makes me drop my calligraphy brush>she's from Kentucky
>>569046613Sent.
>>569046868She's literally my uma daughter. OF COURSE.
>>569046870she posted feet
>>569046630my danchou could beat off your danchou.
I wanted to leave this game too, but I don't want to cause autis/uma/'s death
>>569046982
Shooting sperm on Suzuka's flat chest
>>569046901>dude who makes a lot of roomsV literally makes rooms only when he wants to "own" the shitposters
does any club accept any female? just asking for a friend...
>>569047149And then... loses and doesn't post the results?
>>569047108
>>569043878AUTIS/UMA/ IS NOT DEAD AIIIEEE, many OG members are still here and new cuties are joining as we speak. We will wait for our former dancho to come back and claim his vacant throne.
>>569047149Better than a certain tranny who doesn't even play global but insists on posting here.
>>56904623050% increase is not bad, but I suspect you mean 100% (double) current which is a lot of extra playthankfully its calming down a bit, went to about 72m in May which is a lot more managable than what it was trending mid Unity
>>569046982It's SO fucking over for Kentucky Wonder
>>569047167Mambo is a female-only club
>>569046798natie wouldn't say that
>>569047305Ok V
>>569047167nigga if they do dailies during mant we (honsefun) will hire them, troon or not
>>569047369it's part of murmur
>>569043556What makes a club SOVLFVL? Not having a bot in it?
We appreciate Grass's American sized ass
>>569047149despite what you think of him, he was making rooms way before shitposters started targeting him
>>569039375111k228 tickets
>>569047474Just generally be positive and not a nuisance to the general
>>569046597
MANT'S GONNA CLEAN UP YOUR CLUBS WITH ALL THE RNG IN THE BOOKSTO MAKE A FLATLINER OUT OF YOUBECAUSE MANT RIGS UP YOUR RUNS AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR CLOCKSSO IT CAN FUCK ALL THE TURNS YOU DOBECAUSE THE WHISTLES NEVER WORK, MANT'S GONNA POP YOUR VEINS'CAUSE IT GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU PISSEDMANT'S GONNA RIP UP YOUR HEADS, YOUR MOTIVATION TO SHREDSANOTHER COG IN THE MANT MACHINETHEY SAIDTRACKBLAZER SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME IT COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS THE SOMEONE'LL BLEEDSO GIVE UP YOUR RUN OR STRIKE A RANT POSTMAYBE IT'LL MAKE YOU LEAVE BUT NOT ME THE BWOS AND GWOS IN THE THREADTHE AWFUL POSTS THAT THEY DOYOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIT IN MUCH, KIDBUT IF YOU'RE SEETHING AND HURT, YOU CAN GIVE UP YOUR RUNWILL MAKE MANT PAY FOR THE THINGS THAT IT DIDTHEY SAIDTRACKBLAZER SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME IT COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS THE SOMEONE'LL BLEEDSO GIVE UP YOUR RUN OR STRIKE A RANT POSTMAYBE IT'LL MAKE YOU LEAVE BUT NOT ME OH NYOOOOOOOOO THEY SAIDTRACKBLAZER SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME IT COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS THE SOMEONE'LL BLEEDSO GIVE UP YOUR RUN OR STRIKE A RANT POSTMAYBE IT'LL MAKE YOU LEAVE BUT NOT ME ALL TOGETHER NOW TRACKBLAZER SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME IT COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS THE SOMEONE'LL BLEEDSO GIVE UP YOUR RUN OR STRIKE A RANT POSTMAYBE IT'LL MAKE YOU LEAVE BUT NOT ME TRACKBLAZER SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME IT COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS THE SOMEONE'LL BLEEDSO GIVE UP YOUR RUN OR STRIKE A RANT POSTMAYBE IT'LL MAKE YOU LEAVE BUT NOT ME
>>569047305Is there even definite proof that he's a troon or is it just made up bullshit because I don't like this person kind of deal?
>>569047351I wanna roll this slutty shortstack so bad AHHHHHHHHH
>>569047640so...none of the clubs.
>>569047691Teiobros being MCR fans makes all the sense in the world.
>>569047593>shitposterswelcome back umama
>>569047593Stop defending your bf Umama
>>569047290>former dancho to come back and claim his vacant throne.This only happens in 1% of all dancho departures
>>569047684I hate this.
>>569047312nah 50% increase, If I hadnt flatlined for a few days I would finished at around 50 million fans. Just dont ever feel like doing any pure fan runs and have been giving up a lot if my first inspo isnt good.Good luck with recruiting though, I've only had positive experiences talking to you guys
I think [ Top earners of your club ] should join /Uma/!
If you nerds are going to start with club drama I'm to go masturbate instead.
no more doom and gloom, give me a smooch
>>569039375Not good16k carats (700 paid), 44 uma tickets, 6 card tickets, 22 rainbow sharts.Will lose all on Tachyon/Light Hello card and Aston Machan.
>Top ranking club down to 16 peoplerats fleeing a jumping shipthey were carried to the topand this is how they repay botGODS?
>>569047915Blame Mambo, #KebwasRight
>>569047915it's the first of the month bro that's literally designated club drama day
>>569047804You just gotta belive anon.
>>569047691Never change Teioposters
>>569032036cool i just told my ex danchou to kick, if they don't then I will join the day after. see ya tomorrow.
I want to get raped by a gang of Mejiro umas
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE EMERGENCY CLOCKS CYSHIT
>>569047684one with her uniform would be hot
>going for Sweepy, Macha, and Helios>then nothing in Y3 outside of Neo Universe and VivlosI will have all the jims.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YQNgEx6B304Why is Gold Ship like this?
Sweepy will come to me with cheeky 10 pullI believe in her
>>569047691>>569048075It's actually amazing how staple Teioposters are. Probably the only things that didn't change from the threads
>>569047804Traitorous kings get the rope. Former Dancho's should be banned from ever joining a B+ club. The only way out is to offer themselves as the club dump.
>>569047167Danchou, kick the last schmuck and invite this lady (male)
>>569048269They're everywhere too. Same posting style same shtick even in /vm/a, and that's a good thing
>one more month of mant
>>569048140>skipping the GOD OF DESTRUCTION, marvey, and mr cb
>>569047684Small tittied or small height woman are so hot pregnant.
I ALREADY ONLY HAVE 2 BORROWS LEFT
43306121CM15 testing
HonseFun danchou, we should take this opportunity to tidy up the roster. We have a 1 week and a 2 week inactive members. They should be pruned for fresh faces.
i like admire vega
>>569048573none of your testing matter because you will lose finals to a guy that made a last minute throne ace
>>569047691im going to vocaroo this tonight
>>569048598yeah but ayabe doesn't
>>569048547>can't give up runs until I'm at 30M fans>training a front nigga for next CMsigh
>>569046798Autis/uma/ is /Uma/club property they can't be killed
>>569048598Vee...
>>569048661GODSPEED BWO
>>569048470I like to think our teioposters are more sane than the abomination that /v/ teiobros are
>>569048372shotas beware
how strong is the guts gaslight this time? last CM i saw posters telling others that they would get a speed bonus at 901 guts
>>569047167No women allowed. You "people" are drama magnets and will coax the vulnerable members of my club into illicit sexual relations for personal gain.
Why did you niggers never tell me about the Oguri 4 guts+wit/power sparks meta?
>>569047684Impregnating Stego just feels wrong to me and maybe if she asked for it, that'd be one thing, but I don't see a world where she'd willingly give up her freedom. Even Trainer, in her career, understands that she's a free spirit. She loves roaming, she loves meeting new people, she loves not being tied down, to the level that Trainer tries his hardest to get her to still do similar stuff while being "tied down" to Tracen for her career.Trainer takes her to the zoo, takes her to a museum, uses the virtual system, that's supposed to be used for training, to send her to another world so she can explore. They let her drag them around wherever she wants to go, or just lets her travel close by. So to do all that and then just...make sure she's tied seems just so incredibly wrong. But maybe that's just me.
>>569048648I'm going to get you. I plan on making a last minute Throne ace as well this is just for fun
>look at sweep's kit and growths>it's actually bretty goodwtf, i should have pulled 1LB MrCock&Balls...>t. not an intern
>>569048648explain why Throne is good when I can already get 1200 Speed, Power and Wit and Guts is a meme stat.
>>569048890Only stat threshold is Speed, which you should be capping anyway
>>569047691Teioposters are things that still keep on giving in our continuously distoriating threads
>>569048582i pruned a few already after checking chrono last night, ill take a second pass
>>569047684I did this
>>569048965>4guts>not even maxed guts>not maxed speed on a 20% unitanon, the most impressive thing about this unit is the 1021 wit on a solo FineMo. this is a low-roll on everything else.
>>569049031Gives you energy in addition to more stats so you can race more. Also for the medium cm specifically it gives gold med corners.
>>569048979don't do itshe has golshi gimmick and her ult is super shit
>>569048856They're both chaotically shitpost-y in nature anyway
>>569048278Noble is he who understands he is not up to the task, steps aside for those who are.
>>569048890track stat thresholds are nyot a gaslight>>542291949
>>569049258>>569049258>>569049258
>>5690485736/9...Someone...Anyone...
>>569049153>this is a low-roll on everything else.Yeah I know and it's still a crazy statline
>>569049278Can you please fuck off with these dogshit spanish OPs already
>>569048903My danchou does that everyday with me to gain my love (he doesn't need to, I already love him!)
>>569049168>more statsalready maxxed>more racingI can already do 40 races or more>gold med cornersI can't borrow Pasa for her Gold skill if I borrow Throne
>Curi memeI ain't using that thread
>>569048965The only reason this being UG is from the skill points from the 41 races, and most of the skills are useless for CMs
>>569049278It's pretty bad.
Someone make a real thread
Spam uma tits NOW
>>569049338Can you please fuck off and stop crying about every OP image? Make your own stupid bitch
>>569049441It's not even page 7 you troglodyte.
actual bread?
>>569049338Don't go to the horse racing threads in /sp/...
>>569049546>>569049546Here since some wants a new bread
>>569049519here*unzip pants*
>>569048692Just borrow falco power front bro
>>569049583>naturethat's even worse
>>569049338These spics OP is actually a proof for me that the scatjeet is still with us
>want to post mayano tits>but i have an important task of shitposting to to dolife is hard
>>569049347the sooner you can pump your stats, the sooner you can pivot to tertiary/luxury goals which amounts to a significant advantage in terms of raw stats and/or SP+hints.
>>569049658wrong, it's nice
>>569048968There are other journeys to enjoy.
>>569049828You should post a room instead
>>569049749My inner schizo is telling me it's a false flag.
>>569049338>>569049357>>569049380>>569049413>>569049495got a problem with spickino, pal?
>>569050095I can't afford to waste flow for the league...
>>569050113>>569050272>Probably but even the filename matches since he take all of his spics memes OP from twitter forma de Xhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/xrTKRmDQ4R58JGoEE28F5g/Case in point. It's still the scatjeet.
>>569050390No surprises there actually. At least it confirmed my theory that he only changed his shitposting style
>>569048889>>56904837230yo is still young, I can still larp as a little shota for a cute jp nee-san
Is lay low reliable proc?
>>569032903We enjoy that together and celebrate then, of course>>569039327So squishy... love this gif!
