Previous: >>569030626>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>Tama procs PoC + Tail Nine>somehow drops down in position?28704739
better bread
Danchou~~!!
>>569049748>>569049771stop bumping the spic thread retards
>>569049546Is everyone still alive were halfway there
>last month recruiting took almost 2 weeks>this month's took like 10 minuteswhat changed?
Cute Neicha
>>569050054MANT is his favorite scenario btw2nd time he quits during this scenario too
this one
>>569049681Tama bros...37840710
>>569050054WHAT DO YOU MEAN HALFWAY!!!!! SAY SIKE!!!
>>569050436we have 6 cms this scenariowere only entering our 4th cm
Well whichever bread stays up I guess
>>569050054yes having sex with japanese whores and watching nippon derby
>>569050413I don't give a shit if people try to ruin the thread with disgusting OPsFuck off nigger we would have scat OPs if retards like you become a majority. Stop being fine with garbage
>>569050513TOTAL CYJEWS DEATH
>>569050513
>>5690495462 slots openAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million monthly quota will revert to 6 million starting July>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
it's not even a cute or funny curi spic OP...
>>569049546B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll tell you the secret to winning CMs that /uma/ doesn't want you to know!
>>569050574If umama is here why isn't she joining the CM rooms?
ButtSweat's recruiting! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, no quota, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply in here or in game with /uma/ in your profile.
I want more club drama, it's been so long since anything bad happened to Mambo
I just farted
>>569051025Mambo stopped being mambothat's quite literally the worst fate alreadyalso outed as faggots by keb
>>569050858
>>569050390>Probably but even the filename matches since he take all of his spics memes OP from twitter forma de X>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/xrTKRmDQ4R58JGoEE28F5g/>Case in point. It's still the scatjeet.Actually not surprising considering it's still seething about Stego and trannies every possible timing. So, all the shitposting was still by the scatjeet but he just changed how he baits people and how he shitpost.
>>569051142But no club has replaced them, the closest thing to old Mambo was Autisuma and now their danchou is dead too
>>569051303Remember that there's still a player named "Urara" that joins and messes up the rooms? Possible that it's his alt in his other device, and he's been doing it since forever. Their timing and the way they act matches anyway.
Ho ho hee hoo! Hello, anon!Are you looking for a chill, friendly, comfy, discord free, botless, no-quota A club? Look no more!Autis/uma/ is recruiting! Join us and meet some cute, cool and chatty anons.Reply to this with your ID, or if you're shy, apply in game. Don't forget to put /uma/ in your profile though, or we won't know you're an anon!Also, please don't flatline, and trade shoes! New danchou also boils flatliners!
shilling again cuz new threadChill A rank club Honsefun needs YOU, you. We have 2 slots open RIGHT NOW and one invite to someone on CDdrop you id or apply with /uma/ in bio
>forked out money to buy crypto to buy japanese uma cosplay porn in fc2shiiieeeet i'm so far gone i'm so deep into the rabbit hole
>>569051303I'm more surprised he slipped up so easily like that. The filenames are literally the same too.
/uma/ detectives being cringe and bad per usual
>>569050054I'm burned out but I blame being employed for that instead of MANT. Fuji event might actually kill me...
>>569051591>officially an A clubnyo.....
Howdy /uma/ it is once again Muv-Luv Monday! Hope you get a quick and easy class 6 retention and good luck to all the anons looking for clubs and clubs looking for anons! Only 2 more months of MANT!Need a distraction to stay sane during these final 2 months? Why not give hit visual novel Muv-Luv a try? If you start now you'll be ready for the upcoming sequel Integrate, which totally hasn't been shelved by the publisher in favor of focusing on their dogshit, jp-only, gacha.
>>569050384Fronts... tsuyoi... hayai...
>>569051752I can't tell what's worse, people putting all this time and effort to track one shitposter or a shitposter putting that much effort into shitposting
>>569051683it's also been known that he doesn't or can't change his filenames so there's that.
>>569051512what are you talking about, nobody called Urara joins rooms
>>569052020There was one during the DAAAHBY reenactment room, and during the last danchou cup.
>>569051760I feel like just running Maruzensky on MANT with limited racing or classic Bakushin
I can get lost in Stego's eyes even in the dark.
>>569051904tbf the spic OP baker had been a problem for a long while but disappeared for a while or so we thought. also the same baker that tried to remove the JP news section and force global only in the OP and the threads
>>569050735what if i get my 9 million and fuck off for the month
>>569051762We WILL be back at A+, just you wait.
>>569052307>no glowing eyesYou know you can be safe around her she won't rape you.
>>569052472Autis/uma/ is a B club
we won, good work soliders
>>569052573>no glowing eyesOnly for that MV.
>>569052695Everything for my Queen Umama, please send feet now.
fyi finemo avatarfags are responsible for most of the shitposts
>>569052621nyooo
>>569051831bwos...it's supposed to be a hogger's game again...
I'm voluntarily celibate. Which uma is for me?
>/uma/ rejecting the shit thread I'm proud of this community
no I'm not
>>569052828Oguri
we love our hag umas!
>>569052714
what are the front inherits for CM 15 again? I'm done with aces so I'll start parents soon
>>569052901Oguri is a sex beast though? She just doesn't remember afterwards (like when racing).
>>569052930true and fact-pilled
I don't really care what thread we use as long as we are chill
i can no longer enjoy this game knowing that i share it with lat*nx
>>569051831I added Maru (OG) as a filler uma, but redshift activated right after spurt started (like 2 seconds after festive miracle)Redshift works? Interesting.
>>569052762He likes to be called princess...
>>569052930yes!
HOEHH
I have a migraine todayMood down, amirite? Haha
>>569052934I really do love Stego's eyes.
You can only choose one>NTR thread>spic thread
>>569052930yes I do. all of them.
>>569053053I didnt care either but the other OP was just lazy and had (embed) (embed) in it
>>569053140Actually, migraines no longer give an automatic mood down, they just prevent your mood from going up.
>>569053104He can be a princess too but I just want to see feet
>>569053048that's a trainer's job
>>569053053
Can't wait to get that SR Debut Scout Ticket and get nothing but the same PWR/WIT cards I've already MLB
>>569052930uooohhhh adult women LARPing as 17 year olds
>>569053180I actually wanted to triple the manual embed along with the automatic (embed) this thread for the funny but decided not to
these damn hags gave me an adult woman fetishit's really over for me, isn't it
>Finally checked the scheduleWait, there's another Fuji Kiseki's Shitshow Event later this week? Was MANT not torture enough?
>>569052982its another corner track so more seiun sky and NY Tm Opera
>>569053313why stop there?
>>569053552Stay strong and think of Matikanes
>>569053552I will shrimply just skip the rainbow shart this time, I'm not fucking playing mant for 4 hours a day
>>569053401sex sex drinkin' beers with sex sex sex
>>569053729I've stroked to this image before
>>569053552I don’t remember what the event is or how it works
HAD TO REST DURING SUMMER CAMP AWARD
>>569053552It's brick for all MANT haters
>>569053552please look forward to it
My danchou is really bad at ERPing but thinks he's really good at it
>>569053474you're where you were meant to be all along, bro.
Last time the Fuji Kiseki event could be won easily with bakushin witmaxxing, for MANT you can use dark Curren and do the same, you don't need to make aces, you can finish the event with only 6~ races and since Curren's unique is kinda broken for sprints, she can win with ease.
Tacuteyon
i wish aphodisiacs were real
https://youtu.be/VoThZD3n81sjordan's solo song kinda slaps frfr
>>569053941Mambro...
>>569053809You just do a lot of careers with Matikanes and it gives you a bunch of unique Matikane-themed trophies and sashes, which you can trade in at the Matikane store for one clover each, or just collect so you can show them off later at your locality's Matikane fan meetup
What happened to the alarm clock stimulus we were supposed to get? Did it happen around this time or after Throne?
>>569054126we're getting 3 extra cocks a day bwo what more do you need
Is lay low reliable heal?
>>569053614nothing but seiun? that'd make it easier, thanks.
>>569052453Sorry no, I want regular players hence the flatline / 5d rule
>>569054091pretty good for a retard
>>569054126we're getting 3 extra clocks a day for the rest of MANT, that's your stimmies
>>569054090But why
>>569054335so that i could take them to enhance my edge sessions
>>569053171>both were made by him
>>569054427Do regular cardio instead
My body is a machine that keeps creating wasted potential umas
>>569054291you can also do smaru + vbourbon inherits for some more midrace speed but rod is main
>>569054505it isnt the same
>>569054091I bet she fucks her toreina to it
Not doing x2 made this take forever.Gentil cute, Cafe cute.
you're 6 inches inside Mejiro Ryan and Kitasan Black is 6 inches inside you which way you movin?
>>569054790Matikane
>>569054790Ryan might not be the sexiest uma but she's still hot and female anon
>>569054743She does can confirm
>front runner mainsconstantly talking about how bad they need the rod>pace chaser mainswhat are you chasing huh? other men?>late surger mainsall gamblers turning tricks to work off their debtend closers are the only heterosexual style in this game.
Rice and Haru are such cute dorksthis dumb shit makes me grin from ear to ear
>>569054315
>>569054613yeah I'll get some vb runs in with smaru grandparents. Love the way their ults compliment each other
>>569054772https://x.com/BlizzardTaiki29/status/2060696296655323224>Stolen screenshot
>>569054505have you ever read a doujin where the girl is forced to run on a treadmill until she succumbs to sexual pleasureneither have I
>>569055051anon I don't think you understand how soundposts work
>>569054790Let me live with Mejiro Ryan for a year and I'll show you a beautiful umamusume
>>569055026I said this last time and I'll say it again>ends are the literal bottom bitch running style
>>569055051Urara is such a good influence on Rice. It's very sweet.
>>569055063a CUTE retardglad she spooked me
>>569055145I don't know why that one broketesto
>>569055089Why does he keep doing that? Is it mental illness?
>>569055296>also brokenFUCK YOU 4CHANXTfuckyou
>>569055089>>569055335it's literally not the same picture...? like you can compare where the sparkles are>>569055519tardgwo...
>>569055179I'd put Ryan in a wolf/jellyfish cutshe is now saved
>>569055089I'm all for calling out larpers and schizos but the event completion screenshot will obviously be the same for everyone's screen, but the glitter effect is captured differently
>>569055421wtf, palmer is actually kinda sexy?
>>569055179but i've already seen her
>>569055026
>>569055696wtf i said to put me in the screenshot
>>569055089The image you linked shows less/is more cropped than the one you replied to and the blurred numbers in the background seem slightly different though
Does Dober draw yjk doujins?
>>569055696>redditors think this basic banter is le epic win
That's one borrow gone
>>569055880You Jutsu Kaisen?
>>569055139I fucking would thoughWhy do you think Twin Turbo is so erotic
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>569055880
>>569055089Even the size isn't even the same. You're just reaching and forcing now
>>569056107
>>569056023turbo is for raping not mindbreaking she is at her most erotic when she is fighting back
>>569056008This wasn't that funny and I still chuckled. Fuck you.
>>569056210This but with torena
>>569055835IM READY TEIO.I love it when her hair is loose
>>569056202>>569055089>Tweet = Clearly a crop, top and bottom being shot>>569054772Clearly a full image, the sides being mildly cropped insteadHoly fuck you're reaching so incredibly hard it's not even funny, especially since this is a generic "LOOK NEW EVENT!" screen or something, nothing special or super specificWhat causes (You) to be so mentally ill to call out Asia poser in this thread lmao?
>>569055179the hormones from a few pregnancies will make her hair grow out thick and beautiful
>>569030959>>569040470144902497791I just left my Club, so I will have to wait 24 hours if there is still a slot available.
>>569056287white woman jumpscare
>>569055254they are good cute friends
>>569055835Teio wife
>>569055639VERY sex
>>569056580How long do you think it would take to mindbreak grass by saying white woman jumpscare every time you see her in your office
I am immune to all Mejiro propaganda.
Any clubs recruiting? Willing to do 40 a month866113422739
>>569056443Sent! See you tomorrow.
Bounce back even better than before!
>>569056802Danchou, rape this anon
>>569056652>>569056664Chevachi CUTE!>>569056678Rich gyaru Palmer SEX!
>>569056718A long time because my office is in a shitty location and not many people come by. I don't even have a window
>>569055293I was surprised how much I ended up liking her. Legit one of my faves now.
Is Cheer Neicha good for cm15? She has NSM and is very sexy
>>569056830Thanks, I will join as soon as I can.
>>569056802Sent!
>>569055089This isn't even the same picture lmao
by the way this place got mentioned on the recruitment section of some uma discords today so a lot of people trying to find clubs are probably from discord. Just wanted to give you guys a heads up if you're getting more traffic than usual
>>569056898
palmer is the type thats weak to pressure and would let you cum inside on the first date if you asked her.
>>569057062Source: I made it up.
>>569057062my bad didn't think you guys would mind
>>569057062source: your ass
>people are so desperate for the dopamine of pulling that they're now shilling taiki sluttle speedgrim.
>>569057062Our sekrit club...
>dicksworders are among us
Post an image you like but you never find a reason to postI don't know Mahjong
>>569057031Damn, AI is getting good.
>From 1k+>Back down to the 700 areaGood stuff you faggots
>>569057164no she's not she's a lady from an elegant family
>>569057320>spoilerWhat's stopping you from learning?
>>569057373Palmer is canonically a maso slut
>>569057164she also lends me money every time I need
>>569057440Yakuza PTSD
>>569057463same
>>569057320Just learning it now. It isn't that bad but I have a ways to go before I can join rooms here.
majong sucks and is chinese propaganda thats what current TRANNY
>>569057271>shillswhere schizoid?
>>569057373this was kinda hot until i noticed that leg KEK
>>569057572>chineseIt's Japanese mahjong that is being shilled
>>569057534uh bro?
>>569057440Curren Chang reminds me of that one frog Sanrio character here
>>569056718very easy, she has a short temper because of the constant harassment from el
>>569057645yeah whats up?
>>569057062Good, mant is killing everyone and we need new cuties
>>569057742nothing bro your post just made it sound like you were also a maso slut haha lol
>>569057062John Discord here to fact check this as TRUE
there's what like 20 /uma/ clubsyou can't really be so deluded as to think there are 600 regular posters hereobviously most of them are blokes from other places that just wanted a club that doesn't require discord or other social crap
>>569057062uma&co member here. this is true
>>569057062to any and all newcuties from discord, leave this place immediately for it is entirely devoid of any value whatsoever. i am not kidding. i only come here to laugh at people.
making my trainee watch 2 hours of Steve1989MREInfo videos with me
>>569057062based, last month was awful to get new people, afterall we all enjoy umamusume :D
>>569057927there have been threads with 200 unique ids, so unless some fuckery is going on, i wouldn't be surprised if there's at least double that in lurkers
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>569057880yeah what about it
to any and all newcuties from discord, i have sexpested 4 of my club members into cosplaying their oshis and you could be next.
>>569057880but i am a maso slut
>>569058103>there have been threads with 200 unique idsuhh bwo are these ids in the room with us right now
>>569058029taishin is addicted to solo camping videosshe'd watch nice hiss-es with you for sure
any shorties sub 5 feet tall who are willing to cosplay as inari, marv or zeno rob roy hit me up and i'll give you a spot in shortstack
>>569056802stop it...........
>>569058171>>569058261bros you forgot to say no homo. it makes you sound kinda gay or something.
>>569058103We have active retards who don't even play the game (stegofag) and you think there'd be more people who play the game but just lurk?
did you know that CB's mom and dad are trainee and trainer
Did you know? My balls itch
>>569057927I doubt most people in b+ or worse clubs are active enough to post here a lot and there's only 13 clubs above B+ 400 lurkers + posters isn't really a lot
>>569057062dancho NTR'd a guy from another club so were good (he probably didnt even check the resume)
my trainee scratches my balls for me
Good night friends!!
>>569057927not everyone is here all day every day teiobro
my trainee did not come to practice today because she saw a motorcycle and locked in on it for the next three hours
curren chan dressed like a slut on our date so that other men took notice of her
>>569058352cool she doesn't even take up much couch space
>>569058816gn
cheval grand means big horse
>>569059108what's big about her?
>>569059108that's a sickass name
>>569058641there are only three posters on /uma/you, me, and the schizo du jour
>>569059232Who's Du Jour? Are you cheating on me?
>>569059232and me.my contribution is replying to Symboli Kris S posts with "symboli kris sex"
Mayano Top Gun, ikuyoooooo!
>>569059232>1/3rd of the general is fr*nchgrim
forgot to take a card with a gold recovery award
Symboli Kris Sex
>>569057440How do you learn mahjong?
>>569059452but anon, it's only a 2200m.
>>569059184it is a mystery
>>569059560what's your point
>>569059508wtf you took my job from me
>>569057062>last month we needed about 10 days to fill 2 spots>now we needed a few hours to fill 2 spots againProbably true, it is what it is
>>569059184butt
>>569059592Those are Rulership proportions, make sure you didn't swap your Cheval with her unknowingly
>>569057062The moment they post on /uma/, they become /uma/
symboli is my favorite uma
>>569059553Mahjong Soul has a tutorial in game with the bare basics or you can watch the Akagi anime and learn it by vibes.
funds are safu
>>569059735for me it's agnes
>>569059678
>>569059678I do this to my /uma/ BF
>>569059704n-no THIS IS MY SEKRIT CLUB they don't know I'm a CELEBRITY here they don't know my LORE!!!! I'M A WELL ESTABLISHED POSTER HERE AND AND AND
>>569059690>Air Groove linestrict upgrade
>>569058159here I hope we can be good friends581714576515
>>569059678Hot pubes
chat, can we have an /uma/-wide agreement to NOT run any dominators/debuffers for cm15/cancer? thank you.
>>569059592eh i've seen bigger>>569059678>slight peek of pubesNOW we're talking
>>569059901Nakayama doesn't shower every day though
>>569060039Double doms? I mean if you say so
>>569060039Only if there's a ban for frontniggers. How about it?
>>569060039but it's Cancer cupwe have to be faithful to its name
>>569060093Proof?
nauseated rn
I finally got a high affinity usable parent but I feel I got the worst outcome out of the best ones posible...grand parents are 6 power, 3 medium and 1 pace (mine, useless), and this oguri got... 3 speed and 1 pace... I guess it's usable at least since she double circles some umas alone but still I wish she got something useful like wit or power or literally anything besides pace 1 kek
>>569060496teiobro, we warned you...
would you guys like to sign my petition for Trainer Rights?
>frontGODS live rent free in backek mindsKek
thingken of skipping cm15 and 16 tbdesu
>>569060621nice try, Dia
We got any S clubs with spots around? Last one i joined ended up 91th and, fuck that,i aint gonna grind S+
>>569060550I had a smaller dinner than usual and barely any liquor though...
>only SSR cards are KSB and Yeppers wit>only KSB finishes chainwhat the fuck bros
>>569060039I learned my lesson this timeI'm running double front + giga nigga debuffer. Fuck you niggies
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
can't wait for another season of frontkeks crying because of Peak
>>569060751i think umaclub has a spot
>>569060750I'm not dia, I've just been having bad luck getting signatures.I tried asking Tazuna to sign but she's actually a
Just lost a room match to an End Closer Maruzensky.
>>569060751I'm sure /Uma/ Club has a spotthey always do
>>569060496Pregnante
>>569060751/Uma/ Club has a spot anon! We sometimes band together to make S+ but it's not a requirement
I realized I get off to the thrill of seeing ends speed up more than anyone else in late race and now I can't go back
>>569059907Invite sent! Sorry about what happened before, I made a mistake. Would be happy to have you back!
>>569060939a-anon??????WHERE DID YOU GO???TAZUNA IS A WHAT?
>>569060952outskilled
>>569060541eh, if the parent unit is oguri then this was always just a grandparent run. there can be situations in the future where you want to mutate into pace. 1* is, obviously, not ideal but hey.
>>569061038That would be fine, il just get 40 to 50 mils a month and be content. Thanks in advance anon.111235673405
>everyone in my club is happy
>>569061097I'm rolling for CB in December, and when that's done, I'll run a triple end in the next CM>CB>Tamamo Cross>Golshitthey probably won't win, but it'll be fun as fuck
40 mil is enough for /uma/ club?
>>569057062>>569060751>We got any S clubsWe all know we only have one S club
>>569061306Time to accidentally goof up and bring vibes down.
>>569060952Woah i only seen one of those ever and its mine
>>569057062So we're recruiting discord now? How should I feel about this?
>>569058429i'm a maso slut for girlsEspecially horse girlsi want them to beat me upto reduce me into a pulpto ruin meto make me beg for mercyis it that hard to understand?
>>569061118Warm
fuck you nigger vodka fuckyuoufuckfckfyouckfu
>>569061379S club seven
>>569060952i ran an end closer maru for one CM. it was D-end but still had a 15% win-rate.
>>569059380
>>56906134560+
>>569061306Mambro...
>>569061429Fag
>>569061327Sounds like a plan anon, for me it's the tricunny, I will be going with tosho, ruby and tama, and then Inari when longs or mediums, I will probably pull for mr CB too because that one artists has been selling her to me really hard... And amazon wedding is too sex to skip
>>569061239Oh look, it's the faggot who fucked up the Danchou Cup last time and the reason we don't have it anymore.
>>569061456
>>569061306DON'T GOOF IT UP!>>569061387NOOOOOOO
>>569061456try being cooler
>>569061623I did what? How?
>>569061281Lovcen will go "hmmmmmmmmmmm nyo" and lose to a kitaling
>>569061239>40 to 50 milsanon we ask you to be able to comfortably get what the 90th rank club gets averagedlast month that was 72mil. It's basically a "we all want S so if everyone takes it easy we will still end up at 90th rank" kind of a minimumS-rank hasn't been that low in quite some time
>>569061472symboli kris sex
>>569061874Valuable contribution
TamaLove A+ easy as pie boyswe fuckin got em
>send my one chat message a month (outside of stickers/emotes)>no one acknowledges it>the usual chatters just move on like it was the windi've been here since day 1, please...
>>569061623If there's someone here who deserves to be blacklisted, it is that guy.
>>569061429no you made things pretty clear actually bro
>>569061239>40 to 50 milsYou should consider A+ clubs buddy
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>569061958are you recruiting
do you think the student council ever explored each other's bodies?
Frontsfags, you gonna redo your aces with new Taiki Mile Maven card?
>my trainer showed up with another man
>Haven't made any friends at the club yet.any uma for this feel?
>>569062028Sure, whatever. A+ then.
>>569062116Nyot currently, sorry....we do have a flatliner though...
>>569060604pre going to work fap
>>569061970what was the message
I like tamalove because they drew this really cute picture
>maruzensky will never run me over with her car
>>569061970Shut it autist how do you want them react anyway
Which club for the ERPers?
>>569062175they explore my genitals if you know what I mean
>>569062257that was mambo
Hello /uma/club danchou could I ask your consent for Umama's hand.
>>569061753You joined a danchou only race and refused to leave after everyone told you to
>>569062290we're only recruiting members who rp as the uma right now sorry
>my trainee showed up with another box of condoms
>>569062229We should kill him to make room for someone who wants to play
>>569061753anonyou know what you did
>>569062321no I'm pretty sure it was tamalove
Mambo with the mewtwo number.
>tfw no palmer gf
>>569062364her hand is a bit busy right now, ask again in a few hours
>>569062182Bourbon wit is glued to my borrow slot
>>569062474A mambro drew that bwo
>>569062419Not my call to make, you can bring it up in the club chat if you feel like it
ramonu cap (as in peak)
>>569062257>>569062474These are drawn by the bricked drawfag
Tracen doesn't want you to know this but if you get your trainee pregnant they just give you another trainee.
>>569062474>>569062321>>569062257Wasn't it un/re/rare brick(ed) dancho that draws?
/uma/hjong is looking for one new umadacchi! Post ID or apply with /uma/ in your profile. 20 million fan quota. Don't flatline!
>>569062380No i didn't. First time i near about this. Once i joined with 3 umas instead of one and rejoined with one in 10 minutes, thats as far as race issues ever went.Why did the whole idea collapse over a one race though? Sounds very sus.
>>569062480>we got clefairyno like this club bros. . .
>>569062705please die
>>569062716>riichi cityewAlso funny I was just earlier talking about how I havent seen you guys recruit in months
yuri game
>>569062705deepest layer is that doto just wants to kill her
>>569062716Do I need to know how to play mahjong to join?
>>569062609I shan't rock the boat too much, switching from dirt to medium has already taken away my comfortable norm
>>569062663yes, that's how pregnancy worksthey take a while before entering tracen thouh
>>569062716How come there's a whole ass club for Jong but people here can barely fill a room?
>>569062474Someone in the thread drew that picture for us (TamaLove). I don't think it was one of us who drew it.
>>569062609I'm not in the club kill that nigga and let me in
just failed a 2% double rainbow in the summersomeone comfort me and tell me it's gonna be okay
>>569062646>>569062698mamboniggers always trying to rewrite history
>>569062609I'm not in the club kill that nigga. i just want him killed i'm not joining
>>569062989Make her take a pregnancy test
>>569062928It would be cruel not to impregnate Creek
>>569062873I have imaginary one sided beef with the guy that made us change. It ruined our funny club description too
>>569062727If that room got cancelled that was the danchou race. The idea collapsed because the guy that hosted them kind of expected randoms would start joining and ruining the rooms and decided to not create a new room.Somebody else did but it didn't fill up and I don't think anybody else tried hosting again
choose your uma
>>569062831>>569062705>opera x doto>teio x mcqueenWhat's with the tourist basic bitch pairings? Fuck off bro you're embarrassing us in front of the bros
>>569063102Doto would definitely say this.
>>569062827We were maxed out the last few months. We have one spot now.>>569062859No but you should learn. We can teach you
>>569063112Personally, I think the hold outs still doing dirts are based.
Ex danchou here. I can technically return and play today but I'm not going to. Thank you for understanding
Given that most of the club recruiting is club transfers within /uma/ why don't we just restructure and consolidate so we can have multiple S rank clubs?
>>569063120It wasnt cancelled, i literally rejoined with one uma. Whatever happened with that anon he sounds skittish and has nothing to do with me.
>>569063124>Royal Sapphire
>>569063107that wasn't comforting at allthis run is bricked
I watch how the moon sits in the sky in the dark nightShining with the light from the sunAnd the sun doesn't give light to the moon assumingThe moon's gonna owe it one
>>569062859Knowing how to play mahjong is completely optional. We do have some umadacchis that occasionally play together. Apply today!>>569062910I'm assuming it's people separated on which mahjong client to play on. A few club members used to play on Mahjong Soul but switched over to Riichi City.
>>569062910Mahjong rooms moved to /vm/a
>>569062953If you're serious, I can invite you. There's a lot of funposting in these threads, so it can be hard to tell. ID?
>>569062727You threw a huge fit and held the room hostage because you wanted ntrfag kicked from his club or something like thatDon't be disingenuous
>>569063407If we got the top 5-10 earners from every a+ club together there'd easily be another s ranked club, but the leechers would never stand for itIt's me, I'm leechers and I would never stand for it
Arigatou hons dotteru.
the longer I play this game the more I understand the only stat that matters is Trainer wit
>>569063649that was me actually
>>569063649That was probably me I still want the ntrfag kicked
>>569063585866113422739
>>569063649That was me sorry
>>569063407some high earners just want to chill knowing they can take a two week vacation without getting kicked
>>569063681Happy birthday, bud!
post something cute
>>569063696am witlet, can confirm
>>569063413The danchou cup did get cancelled so you must be talking about a different room.
how much stamina for medium TT
>>569063649Not thats just shitposting over dramas i never cared about, i wont engage with this random accusation tomfoolery anymore.
>>569063809
>>569063649Fuck you all that was me don't skinwalk
>>569063950holy sex
Danchou cups are gay how about we have an /uma/ monthly CM? Are you guys for it?>>569063950700-800, if you have gold blues you can even go lower.
>>569064060After the umama V nonsense I don't want to join rooms here anymore
>>569060994post pregnant duramente (pregamente)
>>569064060700 stamina for 2000-2400 meters without any recoveries? are you trying to gaslight me again
>>569064060NyoHow are you going to coordinate it so that one retard doesn't fill up all the rooms
>>569064246the marvelous sunday races work just fine though
autis/uma/ bros.. I don't feel so good. I miss original danchode
>>569062319vodcute
>>569063407I don't want a S club created with A+'s blood
>>569063571Thanks for letting me know, I managed to steal this from them lol
>>569064359You're always welcome to join Mambo
>>569061047Dont post that...
>>569063124THE AUSTRIAN?!
>>569062727>Why did the whole idea collapse over a one race though? Sounds very sus.some retard joined with 3 umas and kept shitposting in the thread so the organizer's anxiety piled up and he cancelled itI immediately relaunched it because you can literally ignore shitstirrers. Room eventually got ~11 people all the while some gay nigger kept dramaposting about it, he's probably in the thread so he'll gaslight you about it.
>>569064296You're only going to host 1 CM room then? ElaborateWhat makes that different from the one at the end of every CM
>>569063407Then all the leechers will be scrapping shit at B
>>569064224I mean, what do I know.>>569064246If they do just disqualify them. That easy, Marvelous anon does it.
>>569064641I'm just saying that people can behave if they want to.
>>569064734>I mean, what do I know.well I don't know what you know because that picture tells me nothing without the skills...
most /uma/ clubs will be reduced to /vm/ level we make another S clubdo you want that?
>>569064896I don't care if I'm in that S club
>>569057062The real reason is that members from the shitter clubs B+ and lower want better gibs for their work
>>569064896>leeches sufferYeppers
>>569064224Just go into Umalator and run the stamina calc on every medium track then discard the highest outliers.
>>569064896the flatliners will start to panic, stop leeching and actually farm some fans to stay in A+
KYS doto I hope Taiki is gonna spit on you in hell
>>569064641>What makes that different from the one at the end of every CMIt would be a specific track that we could vote for, with conditions that we vote for, and even decks can be voted like /vm/a does, but I guess it better stays a /vm/a thing and not be copied here since most people here don't want to play the game.
doing things is cringecool people like me just complain and shitpost
>>569065175nigger your top club gets less fans than our meme clubs, you faggots are the ones that don't play the game
>>569065175>not CM conditionsno point since most are grinding for CM and the next
>>569064896Most A+ /uma/ clubs are composed of 8~10 niggers carrying their leechers. If those 10 members of each A+ club get together we would easily get a second S club and the rest would have to start to actually play the game if they wanted gibs
>>569063696also trainer stam
I'm gonna make a spreadsheet of every umanon and rank them on current and past performance./Uma/ is gonna have personal ranks now.
>>569065369no more dober, please...
>>569065175It's not a bad thing to take good ideas and rework them, we started doing G1 reenactments recently. You guys are way too pessimistic about stuff, the marvelous sunday derby always works out well. Sure the other races haven't worked out but that doesn't mean we can't try. If THEY manage to make it work we can too
>>569065390that sounds like a lot of effort tbdesu
>>569065175I'd rather take something like /umajp/'s PakaCup
Mambros?
>>569065527
>>569065312>falling for obvious bait.Retard.
>>569065390Wait for uma.moe to crack the code to make CM titles visible for everyone.>>569065513PakaCup was copied from /v/ma...
>>569065572Netorare is pretty ho- I mean I love topro too
>>569065460Not really. The data is all there on chronogenesis and our club registry. Pretty easy to find, copy-paste data, and sort the table. If I were tech savvy double circle I could probably automate it too.
>>569065527No one actually cares about mambo, she's just a funny mascot creature
>>569065731
>>569065390That's a really cool idea, anon.I wouldn't recommend doing it, though, sounds like a huge waste of time. I'd love to see it nevertheless
Ningens really be thinking that they can satisfy an uma with their pathetic stamina
>>569065587>PakaCup was copied from /v/ma...proof? iirc it was created after someone complained about there never being any rooms made, even for fun
>>569049546do i play this or star saviour? they're similar
>>569065826
>>569065390What is Meiya's rank?
>>569065868>proofCheck the rules and how they were set, now compare the rules and how they are set to any /v/ma non CM cup. One existed before the other.
>>569065982
AAAAAAAAAAAA Why would you show up NOW when I'm doing a fucking trophies run but not the 30+ ace runs I'm so fucking mad
>>569065975play uma if you want to get into actual horse racing
i'm going for my first j*b interview tomorrowhow do i not flop iti've only went for internship interviews beforeumamusume
>>569065856not like there are male uma so....
>>569065138wtfdoto is a sweetheart
>>569065992bro is going to print that winning screen and put it on his fridge this was the peak of his year
>>569066139nyooo don't do it bwo, your j*b is to farm fans for danchou for free
>>569064167Does not existNo one wants autistic children apparently
>>569066139just B urself
>>569066139just lie, and if they catch you lying just lie again
>>569066139Practice responses. Do mental run-throughs. Look up the company and learn some bits. Be able to say how what you studied applies to the role.A few general things.An hour or two focused prep will go a LONG way.
>>569066072baby-making cuddles is the best solution for colds
>>569066252UOOOOOH KRIS ABS
>>569066139Last job interview I got positive feedback for asking questions that made it obvious that I was actually imagining myself working there. Ask for some concrete examples of tasks they will be expecting you to do, what the onboarding process looks like, if they can give you a desciption of an average day etc
>>569066139If the one doing the interview is a dude, just tell him you're up for the job, like make him know you can do it and you want to learn to do it well. Ezpz.If the one doing the interview is a woman, don't be weird. Don't try to impress her, don't even try to flirt, pretend you already got hired at another job so you're only doing this interview out of respect, don't be weird. Women only hire by feel they don't give a fuck about anything else. Don't be weird.
>>569066139Just tell them your average fan earnings and CM win rate, then tell them that you will put all the effort you put into umamusume into working for them instead.If you have Taurus star platinum you're guaranteed to get hired.
>>569066139uh oh wagie melty
>>569065856do you remember the mare copypasta where it illustrates how female horses' pussy are perfect for human cock rather than horse's one?
>>569066139I know this will be hard for a sweepy poster, but don't give off incel vibes.
O_O
>>569066139Do not convey to the interviewer in any way that you value your free time.
>>569065992>lost in the dox room>lost againYeah... not a good day for the luvmuvfag
https://twitter.com/nuko___sub/status/2061382772904890507
>read all of the admire vega comics from kokoro >get Ryan Gosling’d
7 and you have a weird sharp pain in your chest
>>569066139https://youtu.be/ZMqNbgZnNLo
>>569066612Why does he keep falling for it?
>>569066139offer you employer sex it worked for me
>>569066643MY SISTER IS DEAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD
>>569066723someone else hosted the room and the retard joined after
>>569066731Danchou...
>>569066698uhh wtf you rolled 8 but I still have that weird pain??
>>569066139I know it sounds autistic, but pretend you're a The Sims character and go practice how to talk in front of a mirrorAlso get ready to lie, a lot.
>>569066760Dead but not forgotten
>>569066469>If the one doing the interview is a woman, don't be weird. Don't try to impress her, don't even try to flirt, pretend you already got hired at another job so you're only doing this interview out of respect, don't be weird. Women only hire by feel they don't give a fuck about anything else. Don't be weird.Why does it sound like a fucking date?
>>569066796That wasn’t Shiraoki, anon…
>>569065138all horses go to heaven except the ones that eat baby chicks and halo because he was a serial killer
>>569066885hr do be like that
>>569066269that's fucked up considering all umas are autistic
>>569066885Women will only hire people they would either be friends with or they would fuck.
>>569066917Tama-chan the dicklet is also burning in hell.
>>569066559sex with King Halo's whole family
>>569066559king halo's mom is super sexo holy shit need to give kingu some siblings
>>569066139if the interviewer is a woman then just turn 360 degrees and walk away to find a better job
>>569067167dontyour daugter may be a uggo like kekawami
>>569066559Sex with mothersI love OyakodonI am a mother fucker
>>569067264kawapri can use my stomach as a punching bag any day
>I want to find a job>I get on my knee and beg for it>HR lady gets the ick and tells me she's going to fu- hire some other dude, calls the cops>I want to kill myself
>>569066139a job is just a paid internship
Stop talking about jobs, I'd rather see scat spam than this
>>569067316this, I enjoy fucking mothers while they also kiss their daughters during threesomes
>>569067167do ityour kids would be gorgeous just like kawakami
>>569067390but internships are paid
>>569066559If you ever meet king halo’s mom after getting with her, King will make sure to have your ass wrapped around her finger before her mother tries the ‘too good for my daughter’ bullshit
>>569067357women like rapechads not beta wimpy cucks so you need to barge in there like you own the place
>pic of literally whos with no text>itoddler filenameit's like poetry
>>569067592>you need to barge in there like you own the placeMy mom told me snorting coke is bad for you.
>>569067114you kill one bitch on accident...
>>569067702your mom raised you to be a sweepy poster on 4chan, she's very obviously not the person you should be getting advice from
>>569067702Your mom is a woman she's sabotaging you.
>>569067662Rulership and Kiseki
_______
I have about 5 more years to go before I can retire. But when I think about it, I'm going to be bored as shit so it wouldn't even matter.
if only god made men pregnantable we wouldnt have to deal with womens bullshit everyday
>>569067930can't wait for sexbots with fertile wombs to phase them out
>>569067264I think only kingu can make more kawakamis, so I'll just have to fuck her lots too and make an army of princesses because SHE'S SUPER CUTE
>>569067264dont shay that......
>>569067852???
>>569067930You should use Chiyo images for gay posts
>>569068162chiyoposters are straight doe
>>569067356
>>569067913>retireYou guys get to retire? My only chance is finding a Dia irl.>>569067742Tama would say this
>mfw the job hiring guy is a gay dudeEasiest job interviews in my life. Remove women add more gays.
>>567524762An update for youShifter's Clutch (sire - Silence Suzuka, dam - Karasky) is retiring after his 9YO season and will now stand stud. In 46 starts, he has won 13 times, including 10 G1s and 2 G2s. His final placement stat is 13-19-4-10. During his career he received the following awards: 2006 Best 3YO Colt (EU), 2006 HOTY (EU)
>>569068010Sexbots within 5 years, the fertile wombs might take much longer
>>569068224>You guys get to retire?It's been a painful 14 years of working my ass off, but yes. Investing your money does wonders.
>>569068216GALACTICA PHANTOM! DOKKAAAN!
I finally did it...
>>569068389I ain't reading all that. Make your recruitment posters shorter.
>>569068421>completionist tooInsanely based.
>>569068389what the fuck
Which of you gay faggots peered over the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and browsing /uma/
>>569068508now there's even more to kiss
>>569068491hehe
>>569064623wearing the couple shirts while me and ayabe make another baby
>>569068389Fuck off V
club went from A+ down to A and now bordering B+...
>>569068389This post is only funny during comfyhours come back by then, right now it's high brown hours
>>567527313An update for youBang Bang (sire - Daitaku Helios, dam - Daiichi Ruby) is retiring after his 8YO season and will now stand stud. In 45 starts, he has won 25 times, including 19 G1s, 5 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 26-7-5-7.
>>569068421My knees...
>>569068389
>>569068508my princess is so smart with her big brain
>>569068585hot and canon
>>569068421nobody cares about your botted fans broski
>>569068389nice
>>569068389why is the cryer getting hanged.....
>>569068389niggas will make this instead of a mant run
This or hopeless cakes?
>>569068421i asked and i care about your fans broski
>wanted to finally join rooms>nobody hostingwtf
>>569068865crying because she got caught in the trapyou need to save her, anon
is turf S enough?
>>569069072Go join publics
>>569069072mant moment
>>569066139Be confident, and at the end of they ask you if you have any questions you ask: “what is the work culture is like here?”
Do the races they add later become necessary for completionist titles or is it just the ones we have now?
>>569069072CM14 or CM15?
>>569062910I'm not in that club cause I've already been in an /uma/ club for months since the beginning of global but I have seen public rooms here fill easily of the time. Maybe you only saw the rooms during downtimes when you check here? I was surprised to even find out a few months ago that we had an entire mahjong club, completely full for a long time, and don't even play on mjs either. I saw that riichi city nun yesterday and thought about how they were doing right away funny enough was fucking silly but really want to play it now holy fuck>>569063571>>569064456>Mahjong rooms moved to /vm/aWhile I had no idea they have rooms or not, good for them, we have rooms here for sure. Just had one like a day or two ago and it filled near instantly which was surprising.
>>569062085I need a Journey wife
>>569068707powerful horse, may he have a comfy retirement
Two of Tracen's biggest stacies sharing one guy is hot.
>>56906932014 I haven't even started on 15
>>569069510Here95796883
When cleat shop reset?
>>569069494not that i'm complaining, but how is rudolf a stacy, she feels more like a dork
>>569069072No more rooms for you Umama go away
Jiggie?
>>569068707this is what could have been if they had only let helios mate with ruby...
>>5690696712 hours
>>569068971Do you have charming or barbecues? You can always compensate skill points by doing more races later, Hopeless Stakes isn't part of any epithet afaik.
>>569069494those must have been some good burgers if they have mayonnaise all over their faces!
>>569069494your average trainer gets shared by at least 5 umamusume
plappers
>>569069510CM14 roombring your final aces387936803879368038793680
is sweepy good meta wiseill be pulling for her anyway just curious
What sort of daily fan requirements do A+ clubs demand nowadaysI’m in a chill B+ club that just needs daily log ins, some days I’m fine with running a full track blazer for max fans but half the days I can’t be bothered and just do an ura final for the daily carats.
>>5690695596/9 CM 1495796883
>>5690698573 million daily for A+5 million for S
>>569069857>half the days I can’t be bothered and just do an ura final for the daily caratsThen B+ is good for you
>>569069674She's a dork 95% of the time, but will absolutely style on anyone who challenges her to a race or gets in between her and (You).
>>569069916Not joining schizo rooms
>>569069973sex with finemonot its posters, thats gay as fuck, but the uma
>>569069857my A+ club has no fan requirements
>>569069679obsessed schizo
>>569069916kys V
>>569069559>>569069825Sorry I didn't actually wanna join rooms, I just wanted to complain about no rooms
>>569069984...yea i see it
All this shit and still no mile S.
>>569069984>style onwhat does this mean
>>569070241boomers call it dabbing on someone
>>569070241it's unc speak, you wouldn't get it
>>569070031leech
>>569068795actually canon would be twinstwins every time
>>569070372I follow the rules
>>569069559got shit on lolAlso def could have formatted this better
>>569069679Stop calling me out!
>>569070442I don't because I request dirt shoes
given up 3 borrows so far holy shit two hours down the drain>Fail a 2%>Job the race>Fail another 6%>Double mood down eventfuck this fucking nigger shit ass fuck kike game holy shit
>>569069825Results.>the whole time I thought the uma at the front who won was spechudI think I forgot to sleep today.
>>569067592Teiobro may be 5000 lbs but he definitely has a good job to afford all that food so listen to him.
>>569070575whoa
>>569070575
>>569068389woah that's me
what's wrong with vbourbonIf she procs ult close enough to the next front she does a pixel perfect overtake with no chance of retaliationI don't see this with other fronts
>>5690698571 run a day is ~21mil (i know because i'm a dailyGAWD)demanding a+ clubs will ask 30 you can probably find a+ clubs that are fine with 20 on the lower end of A+
every run I've tried to do with cheer neicha has been cursedlike failing multiple sub 10% trainings on top of jobbing every race and zero luck with shopsliterally only completed one run out of 8 attempts so farso fucking sick of mant bwos
>Probability of Heads in a coin toss 50% >Rain in Tokyo 28%>Getting a "Great Blessing" (Daikichi) Omikuji 17%>Marrying a childhood friend 1% >For a Horse to run in The Derby 0.23%>To win The Derby 0.013%
>>569069163Now I know it's not enough because even with angling she lost kek
>>569070967>Marrying a childhood friend 1%
Vodka is the coolest derby uma/horse. There I said it.
>>569070490>robot bourbonbased?
>>569070575Finally a good post
>>569071119Just an outfit swap, I am running Vbourbon. Sorry to disappoint
First your alt dupe shows up on my Gentildonna spark now you dupe me on a single.Please leave me alone.
>>569070575Thats a fat ass cow
>>569068421Congrats cafe bro
>>569071036
>>569071201UGH
This is your Derby winner.
>>569071223She's a mare with fat tits. You cant have enough of those
remembering this
>>569071087
>>569071223But she seems to Love only You
>>569071375>hag
>>569070575that's my daiwa after 10 pregnancies
>>569069848hellooooo metasmarties doko???
>>569068689no such thing as comfy hours...
>>569071719im pretty sure shes worse than golshi. The next actually good end is cb
>>569071719she's good if you like her
I should do this instead of Mile Championship right? I can boost it with megaphones and get it to 0% failure.
>>569071719She's very very super duper mega meta
>>569071719Idk
>>569071397kwab
>>569071719look her up in Gametora, compare her stats/growths/skills/aptitudes to Ayabe, Tamamo, Golshi, and CB. Then make your decision about whether she's good or not
Digital is so fucking cute
>>569071828yeah, you only miss on the mile straights from doing 7 mile G1s
>>569071397based
>>569071719the only thing i've seen /uma/ talk about sweepy the character is this green skill, but it's probably not worth it to roll for it compared to just waiting for someone to loop it
>>569071719No clue, but I hope you like a carreer deboof until senoir summer and training restrictions
>>569049258>>569049258>>569049258recycled thread
>>569072076
cygay release the thin (flat) umas!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question for anyone who knows anything about JP meta. Who are the best front runners? I heard Kitasan anime collab was good, but find that hard to believe because she has 20% guts growth, which is awful. Plus I'm already rolling her Blanco alt, do I really need 3 different Kitasans? I'm strictly f2p. basically trying to figure out who the best front runners to pull on in 2027-28.
>>569072120what are you gay or something
>>569068421now you are allowed to marry her
>>569072120this, I need more flat umas
/uma/hjong has a spot open. We're A+ and Quota is 20 million fans. Come play jong with us.
>>569072076Nah we burn trash around these parts.
>>569072076we already flushed that turd
8 inspirations3 golden inspirations50% mile S career rate1 Hat0 Mile S procsGL will not fix this
Special needs Uma are cute
>>569072475Golden inspiration means nothing you know
the last /uma/ thread
>>569072475GL will be worse, because GL parents will have less affinity than MANT parents, unless they give use the affinity rework next month. >inb4 you still make parents in MANTno one will do this
>>569072767it's not even 750 yet
I'll take even a ryan bake... anything...
>>569072827Your parents for all of GL should be finished before MANT ends retard
>not even that close to bump or image limit>retards crying for bakehuh
>>569072906Cute Journey
>>569073006>parents for all of GLno one is going to do that, either. Four months of new skills/umas/etc, you will definitely need updated parents. and if you get a new 9* that also happens to get good pinks/whites? Of course you'll use it. retard
>>569072078
>>569051793>Hope you get a quick and easy class 6 retentionH-Haha... Gotta remember to swap my umas this time. Happy monday though! Very cute Kita! If that sketch gets color and transparency it would be sex. I hope they make a Dia too.>Only 2 more months of MANT!Oh man. I don't even dread MANT itself, more like side effects, anymore but I thought it was going to be over this month with Throne.
>>569051793>Only 2 more months of MANT!
>>569056287Wife
>>569073172For the most it's already hard to get all the skills you want. You already really want Groundwork, DD, PP/Wit, some greens and THH on Fronts. Getting all that shit is already hard, nobody is gonna complain about not having some niche GL skill.
>>569072132I'm going to preface this by saying I'm strictly a casual, I'm not good at the game, so I won't ever directly recommend to you anything. With that said, I have done Chanmis, and I can tell you what I've seen. Halloween Maya was the main frontrunner for the last Long Champion's Meeting, and for last Dirt it was Parade Falco and sometimes Espo. For the medium distance...unfortunately I cannot remember a single frontrunner and scrolling through some of my recordings I only saw maybe 1 Kitasan (white).
Whose career am I doing today
>>569072991>>569072767Calm down its not even 750
Pity not those who MANT consumed, but those left in its wake
>>569073545
>>569073541Should probably add that the Kitasan(white) performed poorly.
I was told pulling NTR speed would brick my account but I already have 2 sparks ready and there still are 2 months of trackblazer to milk with it
>>569073214The sketch is very cute, yeah, but the artist only does (very cute) sketches.>>569073409Only 2 more cms after this mile one, we're all gonna make it.
>>569073614True dat
>>569073409Parent runs are always MANT, you shall never be free. Even worse, your parent and ace runs wont be combined and lucky inheritance aces will have shit affinities.
>>569073951>>569073951>>569073951
>>569073982I hope you die.
>another troll bake
can we get a non vandalized bread?
Eye-roll worthy
no
>>569073982melty
>>569073982https://youtu.be/MZsspTYH674
why are we plagued with garbage OPs so often
>>569073982>fineretard bread
>>569074156Because we give them attention
>>569073923>funeral kazoohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W2SRNattZY
Sigh...>>569074218>>569074218>>569074218
>>569074262Thank you
Furashu sexu
>>569074480TRUE
>>569074546She's just so cute and sex and hoooot and German! Nice Furashu...
>>569066072>1757012632851149who is kurenai
>>569079905(Inner) Crimson, her crazy side
