Previous: >>569049546>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
this is the one
>>569074218Sex with Super Creek!!!!
REMINDERHere is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)If you see something, hide and report.
ButtSweat's recruiting! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, no quota, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply in here or in game with /uma/ in your profile.
i like bantering with teiobese bros though
>westoid tranny art OPhella bait that other one
>1 single rainbow in all of summer>double rainbow early septemberHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT
teiofags are the heart and sovl of /uma/
/uma/hjong has a single spot open. We're A+ club with a 20 million quota. Come play jong with us.
>>569074382I'm a massive shitposter on /uma/ and I'm not on the list cause I'm not retarded enough to doxx myself
Ho ho hee hoo! Hello, anon!Are you looking for a chill, friendly, comfy, discord free, botless, no-quota A club? Look no more!Autis/uma/ is recruiting! We currently have one (1) single spot free for (You)! Join us and meet some cute, cool and chatty anons.Reply to this with your ID, or if you're shy, apply in game. Don't forget to put /uma/ in your profile though, or we won't know you're an anon!Also, please don't flatline, and trade shoes! New danchou also boils flatliners!
Do (you) need a club? Honsefun is a chill, A ranked club with no quotas, no drama, and no discord: just people training da umasshoot us a reply with your id, or request an invite with /uma/ in your bio if you are interested.
Digitan LOVE
>>569074497
>>569074597Sure, i can do that quota if we stay in A+.MANT is starting to burn me out.111235673405
REMINDERHere is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DI (do interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO JOIN>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)If you see something, engage and reply
>>569074218Super Creek Love!
B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Members who join today will revive a 15% signing bonus.
reminder: anyone that goes around trying to identify posters, organize ways to ostracize them, and/or go as far as to filtering their posts is literally redddit. as in, they just want 4chan to have the functionality of and be identical to redddit.updoots to the left.
>>569074537Just had a run with no speed rainbows during the entirety of senior year. Finished the run with less than 1100 speed. Thanks Kitasan...
>>569075078forever confined to npc jail....
TamaLove is recruiting one member to survive another month of MANT!The club's only rule is no flatlining.Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>569074931TRVKE from the Tach anon
>>569074597If my club wasn't super nice and had great guys Id have joined you long ago.
I'll never understand how drawing characters with ugly features became a genre of art in the west.
>>569074382You forgot these AnimousMambocchiVincente V.
>>569074382>>569074897>>569074382Where's staygoldtranny? Look at the other threads
>>569075164what the fuck when did this happenThat was one of the jongers
Last Thread
>>569075221Come try us out. You can go back to your club if you don't like our vibe.
>>569074382You forgot theseAnonymous
>>569075258Added
>>569075243It differentiates the character from the base design and, in the minds of the artist, makes it unique to them
>>569074931
>>569075164>killed the flatlinerI still hate you danchou but based
>>569074867
>>569074931Reddit tachyon
>>569075369>/uma/ club sex game
>>569075637joi?
>>569074885Aren't you the guy who joined the danchou cup by mistake and then some shitposter took advantage by pretending they were you and said he wouldn't leave unless NTRfag gets kicked from an /uma/ club
>>569074931Only anons you need to shit on is overly aggressive imagefags and namefags.
Reminder that /uma/ (yes you) caused autis/uma/ danchou (Benzocarbazole) to quit due to shitposting and schizos. Do better
obligatory reminder as to who are the sexiest umas
>>569075372I'm sure I'd love you guys cause I play mahjong too and wanted to try rc since no one else I know does but I've been with my /uma/ bros for a long while now. I just wanted to glaze you a lil bit cause I love all my mahjong bros too.
Do we not do jiggies anymore?
I sleep naked so I always make sure to scrub down there when I shower before bed but lately my finger has been slipping right in when I'm scrubbing I think it's because of my new conditionernot sure how I feel about this
>>569075746Ngl i had no idea about any of this until the last thread. But hey, i got a club, no more self-doxxing.
>>569076106Please never post again.
Last thread there were a few anons looking for a club. UMADash is a comfy A+ club looking for a newcutie who'll do 30M/month. Drop your ID if interested and Danchou will send an invite.
>>569076125why were you an an eden club
>>569076106oh my GOD i am COOMED to this post
people that shower at night but not in the morning are disgusting.
Good evening bros
>>569076276amen
>>569075078sex with speedsex with her daughter luna-chansex with her daughter teiosex with all 3 for three generational oyakodon
>>569075164Love you danchou
Ahaha Tamago Cross so small and poor! Get it? Cuz she's small and poor! Oh no, here comes Super Creek! Run, Tomato Cross!
>>569075243western artists get upset when they are confronted with beauty. It's a very puzzling phenomenon.
>>569075164>>569076246fuck off
>>569074382What did Mambodanchou v2 do
>people that showerick
>>569075164>>569076246Fuck on
>>569076489Most of the people on this list didnt "do" anything, it's just shitposting
>>569074218wheres the uma eroge?
>>569076250Why not? Good rankings when i had more motivation.
>>569076647Finefag posters are getting too uppity thoughbeit
>>569074601I shitpost all the time too, it's comical what you can get away with if you're not addicted to self-aggrandizementJust shit out a post and turn 360 and walk away.
rice that showers
>>569075369join sex game, anon
>>569076647well that isn't very nice then
>>569076742There's like 6 frequent fineposters though. Do you dislike all of them?
evens i have a chicken and mushroom pot noodleodds i have a sticky rib pot noodleumamusume
>>569076478>>569076638the duality of man
>>569074929horse pussy meat?
>>569076749Simply shitpost about a random uma club member and they will be added to the shitlist
>>569076749trying too hard aethelred
>>569076870>0You will have none and you will starve
>>569076870Well?
>>569076460because they are browns
>>5690770260 is even thoughbeit
>>569076847True but people come here to have fun, which for some does nor include being nice.
>>569077026but zero (0) is an even number.
>>569074814Please help us survive MANT
>>569076870No food for you today.
>>569076868Yes the 2 fineschizos are the biggest crybabies on this forum
>>569077069sex
>>569076868there's tons of currenposters, teioposters, and fineposterswe're all just having fun here
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) will have a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
Unprotected sex with with wife motion
>>569077384what if I request dirt shoes
Why is it so fucking hard for front runners to pass another during mid-race this CM? All the V.Bourbon I see keep jobbing to Falco's because they can't have TTL and Falco's unique proc during the first part of mid-raceAfter that the V.Bourbon can't catch up even with unique+escape artist
>>569077191There are two now?
>>569077384fuck off
Hi there, can I ask for some advice?I stuck between A+ and S rank in Trackblazer, Also I tried some Unity Cup but there my Umas can get only to B+ at best. I've watched a lot of different tutorials how to train my umas, and none of them helped to improve anything even a bit.Here are all my SR and SSR cards. Am I doing something wrong?
the choices are>beaner thread>tumblr thread>fagmotion/whorren/club spam threadgrim
>>569076106
>>569077441Unprotected wild sex while her bodygaurds can't do anything but look on and be horny jerking off in the background while fine and I are gasping in pleasure
>>569077384>discord clubget out
>>569077549Bricked...
>>569076125Yeah man, you made /uma/ lore >>564806951
>>569077587I personally prefer supporting our dragonball-american compadres, but others apparently disagree
>>569077549Yeah, you are late. Very late. Ngl you would be better off just buying a Kitasan chink account for 20 bux.
>>569077613we all know teiobro doesn't shower though
>>569077549Ok this game can be rough to new players but why the FUCK do you have a max limit break sirius symboli wit
>>569077384fuck on
>>569077618harem works please
Winning platinum should give 50m fansGemini room6497939964979399
>>569077549you're kinda fucked but you have a very good reroll opportunity coming up in a month and a bit with light hello/tachyon/grand live
>>569077752Ikr I got called a schizo for that. Usually they're on the right side of the schizo wars but oh well
>>569077463Naked dogeza.
>>569077384Im too beta and weak to join Bricked, only big dick chads can be in that club...
>>569077549none of your cards are good enough to faceroll MANTyou should be saving to reroll your account/600 rolls on the tachyon banner in a month
Umaclub power levels?
>>569077498because 2nd half of mid-race is just a big fuck off corneryou need to stack multiple velocity skills to overtake there with using same running style speed
Did my first mant run in 2 months and enjoyed it. Shame it becomes a slog after a few runs.
>>569076868I can tell all of apart, fineretard
hello there torena *wink*did you know we've got a spot for a cool torena like (You) in /Uma/ Club?reply to apply!
>>569074480>>569074546>>569074908
>>569078154So early race accel, pp+dd and spot struggle determine who take the lead for the entire race?
>>569078278Allen...
>>569077887frontsisters, how do we cope?
>>569077549>MLB Sirius
>>569078278Damn y'all using ai slop now?
you'll be pulling for her in 17 days, right gwo?
>>569078334That is why guts build wins
>>569078278Very cute imageI might reply that every time I see you post it
>>569077785Well.. I had 30k carrats and was lucky when there was a banner.>>569077928Yes, I am plannig to roll tachyon from banner.
>>569077549your account looks very new. I would start saving everything, hold all your carats until the Light Hello/Agnes Tachyon banner next month. Then dump all your carats on it. If you can afford 400-600 pulls, even better. Your deck is very weak. You don't have a speed SSR and you need one. Tachyon can do that, hope you MLB her. You can cope with Symboli for now, but after getting Agnes Tachyon, start saving for Mejiro Ramonu wit, drop 400-600 pulls on her. You need a solid wit card too. Good luck.
>>569078431I'm a straight dude.FineMo and her boyfriend (female) can fuck off.
>>569078431>two weeks before Maruzensky
>>569077887
Can a triple pace team with good mid race brock Xoguri next CM? Front/2 pace? It sounds like backliners are going to be too far behind.
My chair has been delayed by a dayI will rape Kitaposters for this
>>569077549They need to release the ‘battle pass’, otherwise how can new players get ahead
>>569076106please do not associate yourself with us goslingbwos
>>569078370More guts. None of your umas are gutsmaxxed.Nishino is there to bully herself for pace promote, Taiki is to win non-front lobbies and Taishin is the backup in case a heavy front lobby happens so she bounces off my pacers.
>>569078039>600 rolls on the tachyon bannerI'm afraid I would not be able to make 600 rolls..
>>569078570Triple Front can push her out of preferred position range or deny angling in some cases, but the best xogs won't be using using positional heals
>>569077549I remember when my support deck looked like this
>>569077549My account looks like yours because I also started a few weeks ago but I'm not rerolling cuz I got some of my favorites right away, Suzuka and Maruzensky. Feels pretty fucking good and I'm not a metafag anyway.
>>569078669based based based based based based based based >>569076106die die die die die die die die die die die die
I just wanted you to know that I've already jacked off to this picture four times today. And I will do it again.
>>569078334yaha?exactly like CM3but maybe S.Maru can do it since she has ult to fire on 2nd half
>>569076065Jigger and jigmaker counts have shrunk, but my fanart backlog remains, sohttps://jiggie.fun/4dysODhttps://jiggie.fun/4dysOD
>>569078716Put your current carats/club/TT rank into this tool:https://accounts.google.com/v3/signin/identifier?continue=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fspreadsheets%2Fd%2F100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394%2Fcopy%3Fgid%3D607505096&dsh=S-938309906%3A1780349625710035&followup=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fspreadsheets%2Fd%2F100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394%2Fcopy%3Fgid%3D607505096<mpl=sheets&osid=1&passive=1209600&service=wise&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin&ifkv=AWa2PatAbeANgagrSNBm6pSi1IlUOSGjD0Jj6pIxy1J41vK1wzYy6QX8vhNx0HTwCZy9NfWXg_HZww#gid=607505096how many carats will you have by the time Tachyon's banner is here?
Sweaty Pizza
Stego cute.
>>569074437I have faith our laid back attitude will one day carry us to A rank
>>569078472thank you!I made it specifically for one anon that recommended the show, i hope he sees it
>>569078942
>>569078942anon...umacaratcalculator.com
>>569078558>doxxing
>>569078716400 is fine if you're new, the problem is that for people with MLB kitasan or another good speed card tachyon is not very good unless MLB and there's a small chance 400 pulls only gets you to 2-3LB even with 2 crystals since one spark might be needed for light hello
>>569079024I am that anon... does that mean you've started watching?
>>569077549unfortunately, entering the game outside of specific banners means you're at a giant disadvantage. this gets rectified later but, if we follow the other servers, it won't be for a long time. if i were in your shoes, i would concede the idea of being hyper-competitive (you were never going to be anyway, whales play a different game) and continue to play on this account whilst trying to piece together your deck as you go, save up your carats, and dump your pulls into tachyon/light hello. you'll be able to generate vouchers via anniversaries/gibs and supplement those vouchers with crystals from events if you need to uncap cards from past-banners.>reroll at tachyon/light hellothis is, obviously, an option. the banner is one of the strong banners that a new player can enter into the game and secure themselves a comfortable enough scenario. none of your current welfares are so important that you'd be doing yourself a disservice by restarting. i can't speak to the welfares that we'll be getting from now to between that banner though. you would, however, be forfeiting everything you have been able to generate to the time of the banner.as for getting better at the game, watching some tutorial runs from content creators should help with your decision-making processes. sites like gametora and https://uma.guide/ are good resources as well.
>>569078942Virus>>569079090Virus (discreet)
>>569079068>>569079090>>569078942uhhh........yeah, use umacaratcalculator.com instead.what the hell happened, gomenasorry
>>569078857Based
>>569078431I'm afraid a hot-blooded tomboy uma is coming soon too
>>569078857You are doing good work
>>569077549Unity: Daiwa Scarlet wit + Tachyon wit + Windy speed + Riko + borrow Kitasan Black. You should expect A+ or S rank on highrolls, use umas with 10-20% speed growth. Power + stam sparks.Trackblazer.Windy speed + Tachyon wit + Cafe stamina + Sirius Wit + Ayabe guts + Borrow NTR. You should expect S+ at best. Use speed+Power sparks, play umas that can run mile and medium, and are late/end, highly recommend Gold Ship + Oguri + Rudolph, El Condor Pasa or Daiwa Scarlet if you need someone who can pace. Don't even try frontfagging.
>>569078431i already have finemo so i might as well get her straight gay best homo friend plus i like end closers
>>569078893sex with cesarioso I can get close to buebue>>569078949sex with stegoso I can get close to stego
>>569079068I recognize both of these pictures
>>569079302also soulful
>>569078558AIEEE DON'T DOXX MY ROOM
>>569078949
>>569079148>spoilernot yet no, but I was familiar with the iconic cover image!i was hoping you would join, but I'm glad that you saw it and thought it was cute!
Who's the groid spectating and doxxing rooms
You should join HonseFun. We have AC
>>569078716>>569079139though, if you get shafted after 400 pulls with a sub-3LB tachyon then you should just reroll if you want to be graded group B levelso don't get too attached to your account (well, you don't have to delete it to reroll, you could just make another one and use this one for dickpulling)
>>569079684Assassins Creed!?
Why no one talk about how cute Tsuru is
>>569079684>We have ACHOW THE HELL DID YOU GET AC IN THERE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET TRACEN TO FUND ONE FOR OUR CLUB FOR MONTHS
>>569079684AC?
>>569079853Because orange cabal
>>569079803Whoru
>>569079684
>>569079803I want to grope her under the guise of supporting her after she collapses from a coughing fit to develop her erogenous zones
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
TEEEIIIOOOOSTTTEEPPPPUUUUUU DA
So, who is hoardmaxxin?
>>569079684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ILNhRBDgok
Mayano Top Gun is one of the worst characters ever created.
>>569079778Asheron's Call
>>569080049anon, that's only a singular MLB card.
>>569075078old man sexo
>>569079684Wtf we have an AC? As in Armored Core?
>Satonos bow to Oranges>In contact with gods>Possess psychic-like abilities>Control Tracen with an iron but fair fist>Own shrines & temples globally>Direct descendants of the ancient Shiraoki blood line>Will luckroll the first shrines on Umars (Orangrad will be be the first city)>Own 99% of URA gambling research facilities on Earth
>>569076940Yes, and if you join my club today you'll get 50% off your next order.
>>569080102Unc
I have more paid carats than free carats
>>569080049150k right now
>>569079156>>569079090Thanks for sites, i'll try them.
>>569079665
>>569079539>not yet noMonogatari watchalong when, danchou?
>leg hurt da~!
>>569079684are you talking about the fan on my pcits very hot
>>569079539There's a lot of good cover images that could be umafied...I just dont have the fan gain to apply. I've finished these mant months in the mid 40s range and I dont see myself currently going beyond that. Maybe in some future month if the necessary fan amount falls by a bit and I'm motivated to do the 1-2 fan runs a day required. Good luck with recruiting though, you guys seem very chill
>>569079684>ACI'm an Inter Milan fan, so you can fuck right off.
>>569079951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkhacyo87tU
>>56908004960k carats. I shouldn't have maxed out my Kitasan.
>>569080049still recovering from 200 cheer nature pulls...
>>569080162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uReCRxP3qOg
When the cleat shop resets?
>>569080518Never
>>569080049Yes, I will buy everything during the anniversary
>>569080518in 8 minutes
>>569079803Until she vomits
>>569080376get a better pc dingus
>>569079684>We have ACI love Ace Combat!!
>>569077549Get MLB Team Sirius and Urara gutsBorrow Fuku Run Sirius+Urara+Fuku+Vega+Windy+TachyonGet good power+stam parents
they call it the most cleatable card of all time
"hoarders" should post proof they're all free carats
>>569080518... then what?
>>569080624why is she poopin
>>569080642That one, and Kawakami have given me enough cleats for the next year
>>569079684(Awesome CoolGuys)
>>569080049>>569080246>>569080440>>569080569none of these mean anything if you don't show your free/paid carat count btw
Tap Dance City is a BIG uma.
FIVE (5) minutes until your cleats can be redeemed for umazing SR-guaranteed tickets that turn into less cleats.
>>569080049its over for meI have 1500 paid carats because I got the voucher to use on finemo or creek, depending on how my rolls during the summer maru/finemo goes
don't forget to buy monthly hint books
>>569079684I don't want an AC because then people from the outside would enter my room to install it, and then for maintenance every now and then.I do have a fan running 24/7 though.
>>569080802
>>569080810bacchiguu
>>569080839Thank you Fine Motion poster
>>569080802HEYSHIPS SET SAILI'M READY NOWDREAMS OF WEALTHECHOING THROUGH THE LANDSAYFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET IT NOW GET IT NOW COME ONI'LL GO TOWARD A NEW FRONTIER
>>569080435https://www.moddb.com/addons/uma-musume-skin-pack-by-n4tsukiI wasn't aware of this. Thanks anon.
>>569080642i'd rather MLB these to contribute to my support bonusmaxxing than have 10 rainbow cleats per cleated copy (5 SR tickets (50 gold cleats))
>>569080793Fine
>>569080998BUHI
>>569080351wouldn't it be cool if we could do a sophisticated "anime/movie club" within the club?>>569080391ah! i like it. . . yes its a very laid back club despite the rank
>>569080839fuck off faggot
>>569080953thiswhere did this new generation of jpeg collectors that don't collect all the jpegs come from
>>569080998
>>569080049The banners are many, long and deepbut I have uma pulls to keepand miles to go before I sweepand miles to go before I sweep
Post the webm of Rudolf aura farming on top of a gassed out Teio at the very end of the race
>>569080998Of course it's a buhi pretending to be an honest player
>>569080854Just hide your merch or throw a sheet over them
>>569080998holy mother of buhi
>>569078951We'd need to lift our bottom a fair bit, but it's not completely impossible, if that's what people wanted to aim for, I guess. Probably not during MANT though, hah.
>>569080998can you buy me carats
one minutos till we all get mejiro ryan sr power
>>569080932Oh shit I am retarded it's not the same game/mod
31107612CM 15 Medium Cancer
>>569080998That's only 400 bucks
>>569081167eh I dont mind how things are now, if it happens happens if it doesnt it doesnt
https://youtu.be/7pL9RQYqjMAdyke guide
>>569081090>villainpower
>>569081281Probably way lessThat looks like all the anni packs ever
>>569081273yeah the original mod seemed to have been made just for the videos
>>569081296ai-chan should let me suck on her breasts
>>569080793Most of the paid carats are from the daily bundle. But I also bought some packs back during the first Kita banner
>>569081141I can hide my merch in the closet but I can't hide how dirty is my room.
>>5690800492 pities drained me
>>569081296why would you wait until 2 days before round 1 to read a guide
>>569081325Tachyon LOVE
>>569081279>Cancer? Yeah it sure feels like i'm contracting it when it's nothing but XOgurislop lobbies
>>569081425normalfags make their aces when registrations open
>reddit tachyon
>>569080920
>>569081213Fuck you I actually got her lol
Guy with all starter SRs that rolls for that 3% chance of getting another Creek/FM
>>569081586What do they do until then?
>>569080376>the fan>a single fan>unoI have like 7 fans in my PC not counting the ones mounted to my air cooler. My CPU never thermal throttles but my room does get very hot when I'm gaming.
>>569081423And you guys decided to call me a pig when I mostly just got the anniversary/daily packs
>>569081665Yeah, and? What if I get one? I got another copy of Flash and Aoi
>>569081423this general is full of whales
>>569081394Still thinks you should be kinder to yourself by cleaning your room and getting an AC
>>569081279where did everyone go???
no one could have predicted this
>>569081780shut the FUCK UP
>>569081784Bro I already phoned it in for my cm 14 aces I am not ready for cm 15
>>569081592She looks much better like this.
>>569081784The shitlist said to avoid rooms from you sorry bwo...
>>569081735
>>569080049this is after 400 CB pulls
the gold tickets were SRs I already had but we won with the uma tickets
>>569074218I just got the last copy of Super Creek I needed from the SR+ tickets, thank you
>>569081394i'm in other people's homes a lot for work (burglar) and i can tell you, with full confidence, that as soon as i am back in my truck and on the road, i don't give a flying fuck what your room looked like.
>>569081884Allen…
>>569081917but I'm nyot on the list...311076126/9
>>569081691Barely play. People complained about having to play URA daily and Unity being longer than URA no way they're touching TB
>>569081892CM15 is the best CM we've had yet because you can just reuse your CM12 umas with no issues, unlike CM13 where conditions changed a bit and you needed a bit of extra stam
>>569081884Clean your room and wash your dick bucko
This is the cutest generation
do not join room now, it's not safe...
>>569082169whores only you is not cute
>>569081784
>>569082169Remove the whore in the middle
>>569082071just woke up, will join in a sec if not filled
>>569082252go back to sleep umammy
>>569081279Oh I messed up the room
>>569082169Left is not cutebut Chrono is very cute and compensates>>569082225garbage taste
Wait why do you guys not like LOY?
would u guys still like me if i had a shit oshi?
Sensational.will these shits ever update to include more recent SRs>>569081995>doesn't hoard pink tickets for target banners and instead spends them immediatelyNGMI
>>569082309>gran is not cute
>>569082361umaliation ritual
>>569082361There should be two new Champions Meetings every day (one in morning one in evening)
>>569082361NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>569082356I only hoard pink tickets for card banners, uma banners I like to gamble for new umas.
>>569082252Here's another one 35758602Forgot to make the first one cloudyMedium Cancer CM15
>>569082361Xog CM Xog World
>>569081285Well, if you end up feeling stronger one way or the other, lemme know. Don't want people getting fed up of things if there's something we can do about it.
>>569082361>still only have one ace for cm14cyjews, please... i-i can't...
>>569082356>he doesn't gamble impulsively in the game about the sport of gambling impulsively
>>569082361>cancer>xogurislopsasuga cygames
>>569082103>just resue your cm 12 acesUm.... no I can't?
>>569082352http://poal.me/a3wc58http://poal.me/a3wc58http://poal.me/a3wc58
>>569082352finemofag…
>>569082361No wonder I found a tumor on my liver
>>569082705gws
>>569082513man, her trainer is going to have it rough
>>569082513
only trannies actually like fine motion
>>569082765It's benign and probably something I was born with(?). Unless...
favorite 2hu?
>>569081394Meanwhile I keep a clean home but I have my onaholes and oppai toys over the place so its easy for me to forget to put them in the closets when I have guests over.
Man I’m so hungry I could eat a
>waaah waaaah XOguri is cancer
https://youtu.be/hoax61xIr2cUmas for this feel?
>>569082913umanko!
>>569082825Shakur...
I love Rice
>>569082532tyy, have to update my palmer but I'm liking barcarole>>569082874sanae
>>569082902Transcend has THOSE?
>oguri couldn't ult twice because of too many fronts and needing to proc pref positionYeah, it's corner recovery or kms.
Summer or Winter uniform?
I want to play Fuji with a hat
>>569082874https://youtu.be/asz2Duqz7B4I think I’ve posted this before, but the answer hasn’t changed or anything
>>569078039me personally im just gonna MLB both cards in 200 rolls. just my preference
>>569082902sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>36k in tickets>will have to hold pulling for umas until the falco alt or worse, until new year
>>569083046I'm falling for the propaganda
>>569082874hong meiling
>>569083046
>>569082874I used to have a list of touhou characters I want to fuck saved somwehere on my pc but I cant find it anymoreStumbled upon my old gay sonic fanfic I handed in for the creative writing class at uni though
>>569083046did she cry?
>>569083156Swap them according to the correct season. You're not going to make your trainee wear the incorrect uniform for the season, right?
>>569082874Um uh er reimu
>>569082874Ran
>>569082618well i don't gamble on irl horses and have self-control my pulling habits so... skill issue!
>>569083046Why are you trying to make me depressed
>Jumpscared by the Gemini Has Started notification on my phone AGAINMAKE IT STOP
>>569083093Yup, she does.>>569083219Based bro!
>>569083304>visible nipples through summer uniform in winter>sweaty see through winter uniform in summerYes
Isn't Virgo going to be Xogurislop and quadruple dominator because of Bummer goldshit?
>>569083046>>569083279sex with CB>>569083368mega sex with bro, slopped or not
>>569083424based based based based based
>>569083291>>569082874nevermind, found it
>>569083279
>>569082874My sort for this year
>>569083443>quadruple dominatoreightuple
>>569083443Surely trainers can’t be this shameless.
>>569083046>>569083279
>>569083443don't worry! it'll be Copano Rickeyslop too
>>569083156I didn't know the stockings were dark in winter too, cool
Mr. CB isn't real.umas aren't real.women aren't real.
>>569083368i want to hate her for stealing valor from glasses girls but there are two distractions preventing me
>>569083682i kinda like that uma so it cant be slop thenif its an uma i like its not slop, basically
>>569083727Am I real?Are you real?
>>569082532Results, I'll do 2 more if people keep joining 23812868>>569083062Ye Barcarole feels good for Fronts
>>569083682no one is going to farm 6 greens on rickey
>>569083682nooooo
>cm15 testing before throne
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>569083561based kanako enjoyer...only judging mima being a little low
>>569083850Uhhhh xogbros?
>>569083732But then 8am means 7am, and 7am means 6am, and 6am means 5am, and
>>569083802I'd agree with you if Ricky wasn't also the NEET-torena-exclusive autowin uma
>>569083861autistic freaks here absolutely will
>>569083732Is she dumb
>>569082874mokouor china but mostly mokou
>>569083802so you're going to moootate her for turf CMs right?
>>569083917WHOREko tarumae
>>569083970That's right private.That's when you get to stand by to stand by.
>>569083153You can use soft step too I'm pretty sure, I'm assuming you're talking about the Medium CM
>>569083998No, just rich
>>569083456I'm not vehemently against slop if its cute but most of what I post isn't ai, that one isn't ai.>>569083756That's rough buddy, hope this helps Feel you though
I'm going to work I truly hate all of you.
>>569083978i keep seeing something about 7 billion greens.does she have a really strong unique that requires a bunch of skills?>>569084089i will chansform her! we have the technology
so...has anyone actually used their hint books?
>>569083521You are literally the prime target audience for EraTohoK
I've been lied to.
>>569084228yeah, full on hydrate+777 on oguri cap
>>569084180Was talking about the post I replied "sex sex sex" to, if that matters. Tho I'm mostly going by "iqdb couldn't reverse search it, must be slop" logic
>>569084225yes. it scales in strength for every green skill you have, up to 6 greens. at full strength it's the most powerful ult in the whole game
>>569084225her unique scales with green skills, up to 6meaning that if you take fewer than 6, you will lose to another rickey with 6she's basically mutually assured destruction the uma
>>569084228I’ve been hoarding all of them kek
>>569084180it does help. i'm still pulling for her (and her alt if i live that long)
>>569084250Is that like erauma
>>569084274Why did they swap weapons?
>>569084282whoever did the push notifications didn't adjust them for the new schedule it also said registration was a day early
>>569084343where do you see how much it scales per green? why is 6 the max
Rickey!!>>569084221Have a good day!
>>569084228I have! 3 hints on nimble nav with ayabe as well
>>569084221Have a good day
>>569084449>where do you see how much it scales per green?idk the exact numbers>why is 6 the maxit just is
>>569084365Same engine, same style of smut, different gameplay, more complete translation, and touhou themed instead of uma themed
>>569084578wait there's actually an eraumai really shouldn't be surprised
>>569082361
>his oshi's hair ornament is on """her""" right ear
>>569084228I maxed out shichi's white skill hints
>>569084221See ya wagie
If your uma has an ornament on her right ear, she's a quickshot.
>>569084449>why is 6 the maxracetrack distance direction season weather condition strategy sympathy, post, cucky seven, competitive spirit, target in sight, lone wolf, maverick
>>569084703uokka's a mare though
>>569084687There is, but no recent updates, and the translation has like zero progress since the original is in chinese
>>569084578That's funny, but I made this text document in like 2017/2018. I am a changed man
>>569084872this is just pirate vodka
>>569084872>30 % power growth I think she looks cool is she viable
>>569083850Results and last one52030323
I for one am looking forward to the Seibun/Brian re-run banner.Because I don't have them.And I want them both.
>>569084872
>>569084703If a bro reincarnates into an onahole then it's my duty to fill her
>>569084986fellow hoguris, what do we do?
>>569084967>I think she looks coolshe's an even bigger poser than uokka don't get tricked
Taking Lucky Seven or Super Lucky Seven is one of my talismans for my horses.If either is available to me, I must always take it. Statistically it's unlikely to actually land, but when it does, it feels SO FUCKING GOOD
>>569085049but what if you reincarnate, bro?
>>569084986game really wants me to use her again...might be the only hopethank you for hosting
>>569085217I'll let my bros use me as an onahole obviously
>>569085217You have to let the homies hitUnspoken bro code
>>569085158>power facility 3 with those statsNot even Exodia can save her
>>569084951that's right>>569084967she's a god of destruction
>>569085217I'm not a famous racehorse but if I happened to reincarnate as an uma then I would accept my destiny because I'd be an uma and not a bitch.
AIIIIEEEE TAMALOVE DANCHOUWE ONLY HAVE 29 PEOPLEDAAAAAAAAAANNNCHHHOOOUUUUUUUUU DO SOMETHING
>>569084315Fair enough. Sometimes it might not pick it up like sketches though but that one saved it from here and seems about right, cheers
>>569085524Danchou did do somethinghe kicked someone
>no you don't understand we were bros in your past life, we HAVE to do it sloppy style til the room stinkswho would this work on?
>>569085650stay golem and neo universe
>>569085559His mom is shit, he should've died with that slap.
>>569085581HE BETTER FIND A REPLACEMENTNOOOOOOWWWWWW
>>569085524wtf who died wasnt checking
>>569085650me
>>569083968These images always get to me
>>569085728It would work on those two the least
>>569085650ME
>>569085756you are not an uma
>>569084986Results>>569085262Your Ayabes are pretty strong, I remember they used to do really well in CM13 lobbies too
>>569085918>he doesn't know
If I want CB do you want Daring Strike on her too
>>569085967Xogkeks?
29203363CM15 testing
>>569084228I use the regular hint books all the time.I havent used any of the textbooks yet though.
>>569085574It be how it be.
>>569085918you don't know that...
>>569086014sex with speed symboli
I wish I was his bro
umafuck umafuck
Sex with Curren Chan
>>569079865lol doto wearing blackface
>>569086046you’ll get raped again…
>>569086017white woman jumpscare
>>569086034i think ideally yes but it's not worth using the shitty ayabe cardCB's unique is gold ship's but better and daring strike is just a weaker version of that
>>569085524trust in danchou, he just kicked a flatliner
>>569086046joining one then I have to afk
>>569084228Even with the Jupiter Cup and all the events handing them out I'm still afraid to use them and only use them on Uma I really like.
>>569086202I NEVER GIVE INI NEVER GIVE UP& I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GIVE INTO DESPAIREVER !
i'd probably bang an uma cosplayer even if they were male tbqhwyf
>>569086285anon...
>>569085559where's the father?
>>569086285weakest hoarder
>>569086372thank you!!
>>569086389I'm the type of person who doesn't use items in RPGs if they feel like a rare resource and then even in the last boss fight I still won't use them. I know I should stop doing this but it's a very bad habit that's hard to break.
>>569086443I left them for a younger umamusume
>>569086284Umama…
Are the notifications just completely wrong and fucked up atm?
>#cutecurren>#thighday>#curreniscute
>>569086309Join a club already, dummy
>>569086532wtf why are you thanking me?
>>569086046Demon Mode Ayabe 94992117>>569086284A shame..It's only 75% as fun without you...
>>569082337I like her
>>569086632Yup
>>569086794>>569086627hot
Mile Maven or Changing Gears for this CM?
>>569086748Found umamas actual bf
>>569085734Wait, does being half-uma not give you superpowers?
Going to read some manga and then head to bed, /uma/sumi bros
>>569086903Why the fuck would it
>>569086210grass is japanesepure nippon
>>569086627Whore
>>569086654You DON'T want me I barely on average finish 2/5 runs a day and quit the other 3I get only 30mil a month
>>569086895He wishes
this artist loves nishino flower a little bit too much and I'm not complaining
>>569086891changing gearsmaven doesnt fucking work all of the time
>>569086972Thats plenty anon
>>569086941Half-Saiyans are stronger than full Saiyans in Dragon Ball.....
>>569086965but she is in a monogamous relationship with me
>>569086958Sure sure, just wait until she can no longer hide her American genes...
>>569086972That's good enough for basically every A+ club or you can join an A club and it will be more than good enough
>>569086916
>>569087116I wish I was Golshi
This is the only rare materials that I have no issue using only because you literally cannot use it for anyone else. And even then I don't use it on the hint level ups when I can...
How do you gwos already have CM15 trained when Throne is dropping round 1
>>569086972wait 2 days then join /Uma/club for the month
>>569087135Don’t need no club when Umama is sugar daddy
>>569086958
my trainee was listening to this song and it said "in the end it doesn't even matter"kind of reminded me of CM prep haha
>>569086972that's already better than the average A club
>>569086972i can assure you, A rank clubs are thirsting for people like you with the game dying of MANT aids
please make another jiggie
Guys, guys, GUYS, guys, am I just.. supposed to be happy for my trainee and her Iesbian lover while my balls turn from blue to black?
>>569087290i'd breed her in kentucky if you know what i mean (i mean sex)
>>569087247realistically unless you no life the game you won't be able to fully remake your team before finals with throne
>>569087386
>>569086903It can give you superpowers in your own little Umamusume universe.
>>569087020I like her hairstyle, it reminds me of kokeshi dolls
>>569087467I feel most would take the easy way of 1 ace + 2 debuffers anyway so it's very doable
>>569087454you might want to check in with a doctor about that by that I mean your balls
>>569087020I like when they draw Marvelous, shortstacks are so fucking hot and she contrasts wildly with the other flatties
>>5690867486/9...DACCHIS DOKO????
>>569087553it's just a bob
POV: you are 70% water
>>569086972you're doing multiple runs a day?
>>569087719Aldmondanchou... I miss your pussy
>>569087247I think I got lucky with my Bourbon and built her 1st try and it took me 2 or 3 days to build my Maru, it doesn't take that long to build aces that are good enough
Collecting Club rewards + Class 6 retention all at the same time always feels so nice. It's such a pleasant dopamine intake.
Would anyone actually marry someone this small?
>>569087745symboli kris sex
>>569087829not as fun as EUTHANIZING FLATLINING NIGGERS
>>569087467what does throne do
>>569087839I would marry that and I would fuck that
narita taishin's thighs pressed against my ears
>>569087919Danchou....
>>569087913
Is chocolate milk good for you?
>>569087839>great cook>loves naps>will kick your detractors>will give you 3+ childrenyes please
>>569086972>2/5 MANT runs a day without sweepylook at this hardcore umamusume playing motherfucker
>>569088139Yes, it makes you epic
>>569088139Yes, obviously. Now drink up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6fnbgo_ZPs
>>569087936Throne gives you lots of stats so you can max out Speed, Power and Wit and have enough Stam for Mediums.Look at these shitty Throneless umas with their low stats >>569084986 there's no way they could compete
>>569088234brown milky mommy
>>569084097cowko tarumae
>>569088234Seeeeexx
>NTRfag shows up at the same time as brown postersHmmm nyoooticing the time brown hours start
>>569088336Hishi Amasex
>>569088234Umagrok, find me the video of the Japanese man screaming SEX while going down a tunnel.
>>569086748>Medium S Tama procs Iron + MP&B>jobs>Medium A Brian in 4th procs neither>3rdQue?74560136
>>569087020No
this thread is making me thirsty...
>>569088336unfWhy is this even allowed
Thoughts?
Nishino sex?
>>569088139i hate when they draw the fleshtail. they literally dont have one in game for good reason (it looks gross)plus uma tails work on anime/cartoon/magic logic where the whole thing can be stood on end, the flesh is stupid
>>569088392Is gold good for you?
>>569088139>>569088234White is Right
>>569088336my gf in the back
reminder.
>>569088651Couldn't you at least recolor her hair/eyesNot very visually pleasing...
>>569088508naidesu
>>569087230It's so fucked up that they gave Marvelous fucking Z cups but the most they can give to a horse literally known for having a gigantic ass is pocket change
>>569088651WTF
>>569088486I must be close to being a degenerate coom-brained retard, but I am THIS close to pulling Wedding Amazon when she becomes available. fuck you Cygames.
>>569088508Wife
>>569088508Ugly brokie >>569088636That's a man.
>>569088508cute nails
>>569088710But King Halo is my literal wife. Main story 2 confirms it. Unless the fucking localizers ruin it.
>>569088705
>>569088710Fuck off already with your low quality bait retard
>>569088139No, it make you fat.
>>569088651
>>569088839I like this.
what the fuck is yaeno's problem
>>569088864nta but it worked, it baited you into giving him a (You). Any response = good news to these trolls. Same goes for that yurinigger pretending he's one step away from an hero'ing because >all umas are canonically lesbianthey just want (You)'s, they thirst for (You)'s the way Chiyofags thirst for cock. Deny it to them and they will starve horriblyand wouldn't that be funny?
>>569087412https://jiggie.fun/_wRnv6https://jiggie.fun/_wRnv6https://jiggie.fun/_wRnv6https://jiggie.fun/_wRnv6
>>569089070She needs a good tongue lashing
>>569088710"PLEASE do not sexualize these girls we animated boob physics for and added hot springs getaways with"shut the fuck up Ramonu is lucky if she has any eggs left
>>569088962the only...
>>569089070>pretends not to know the difference between Yaeno and Bamboo>or pretends this was a fuck up either way, for shame.
>>569089078>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>569089128oyakodon
>>569089078wait, someone's starving?*unzips*
>>569089070very male-coded logic from yaeno here.
>>569089257why are they super saiyans
Are you ready for Fuji's show?
>yurinigger updated his pastathank fuck, my filters needed the new update >problem vanishesahhhhhh that's better. Let's bless the thread instead, shall we?
>>569089257reminds me of limbus for some raisin
I didn't masturbate today. Am I becoming an unc?
>>569089561that's a sexy creek
>>569089617Today has only been around for 84 minutes
>>569089617report to your local trt clinic, fastly.
>>569074218*borat voice*mai waif
>>569089561I was happy to see Yurina get a main cast role in that golf show, but I couldn't watch the fucking thing.
>>569089561that's a sexy cb
Every single career story is 90% rival yuri bait. It's so annoyingly obvious that every uma is canonically Iesbian. You need to be cuck and/or transbian to enjoy this game as a male.
>>569089791it was pretty meh, you didn't miss anything
>>569089617I wouldn't want to associate with someone not cranking his hog during runs
>>569089791>that golf showthe one that just kept doubling down on the crazy every single episode? The one where the JK's were hot as fuck, especially that quasi-yuri dark-haired one? God that show was fun
would you leave your trainee alone with another male if he was your bro?
>>569089990yeah, because he's my bf
>>569089070
>>569089981no, sorairo utility
>>569089990I trust my trainee. If he tried anything she'd break him in half.
>>569089990my bro wouldn't cheat on me with my trainee
>>569090065>now neither of us will be virgins
>>569089916
>>569090064i'm this exact mcqueen's bf
>in source material all trainers are female>all romance is intended as yuri>option to play as a male is a half-assed uncanon afterthought that doesn't suit the trainer character's dialogue or behavioryour oshi is a lesbian, she doesn't love you
>>569090191nuh uh
>>569090179>no sounddie phone tranny DIE
>>569090220But I'm a woman so she does, by your logic.
>>569090260shut the fuck up nigger, soundposting is retarded as fuck
>>569090089cute retard
>>569089617I told myself I wasn't going to masturbate this month and I popped one before work. You could've saved me
>>569090260no, my soundposting is broken for the past few threads and I'm trying to troubleshoot what's wrong with my 4chanXT>nakeddogeza.gif
>>569090089Does she have autism?
>>569090306I would immediately fuck her in that outfit.
>>569090252>self-harm scarsMcQueen you can just eat dessert it's ok...
>>569090089All the gyarus are ugly as fuck
>>569090270why won't you just abandon your jewish programming and go down on a dick like your true instincts tell you?
>>569090306sex with chibi sirius
>>569090413
>>569090601
>>569090593The human body is utterly repulsive.
>>569090252>those handsthat's AI, and if it wasn't that's a man
>>569090565we get it youre an incel with shit taste and a baby fetish you pedo
>>569090565All umas are pretty
Go hug your Umamusume, trainer.
>>569086627preggo maids are too sexy
>>569090613IT'S FIXED!!!!!!PRAISE BE
>>569090463>>569090601sigh...fine i'll take one for the team and have sex with Air Groove for maybe 4 to 6 months
>>569087230c'mon cygames, fatten that ass up
>>569090739true there's Curren chan pretty and there's Ryan pretty ugly
when are the sweepybros gonna get banned? The sweepygeddon? The sweepycalypse?
>>569089617Everytime I get horny or want to masturbate, I instead just fall asleep. It may actually be over for me. Doesn't help that there are so few uma doujins, and HRPG games are so drag to progress with their unnecessary minigames and long stories
There's no way Cygames didn't make at least one hetslop uma for us straggots, right? ...right?
You think the uma version of dressage is just a burlesque thing?
>>569089070>>569090065
>>569090667
so what if you can seethe darkest side of me
>>569088146I want to make cute babies with my tiny wife
>>569090950>botters will never get banned en masse>there will never be a 200 clock stimulus for MANT>you will always need 5 copies of an SSR for them to be good most of the timethis is the world we live in
>>569090941I will end your life
>>569091058Imagine getting ragebaited by a fucking child that likes airplanes.
>>569090565this is a weird thing to say when palmer and city exist
Tactbros wtf…
Sirius is a boy.
>>569091121
>>569088508I ate takoyaki for the first time a few days ago and was surprised it was rather good. I feel bad about eating octopus though.
>ate>snacked>'bout to crack a sip>streamer live>3/5 borrows leftoh yeah, let's do this thing
if TOTAL CLANKER DEATH doesn't occur before grand live's release, i WILL be taking matters into my own hands.
>>5690900892 penises don't work. One of them has to be a hole.
>>569091237spe will curse him
>>569089617I fap everyday, and I'm over 40. You're just weak.
>>569088581
>>569091121they're chill
>>569090739True.But Super Creek is the prettiest.
>>569089617I jack it too hard so I have to wait a week between each milk snaking session
what sort of club does WitGod run on Global?curious
>>569091301Fujos find a way
>>569091245Sex with this boy
>>569091447
>>569091450>see a mother no matter what Super Creek is dressed asI think it's over for me, bros......
happy pride (no affiliation with the other poster)
>>569091245AWOOOOOOGA, I NEED MORE
>>569091649She's not a mother yet. Get to work.
>>569091495https://uma.moe/circles/470631345
Grass Wonder emigrated to Japan to escape an assault charge she caught at a Waffle House.
>>569091495i followed someone who happened to be in his club for a borrow the other day. looks nice.
>>569091523>>569091667You are gay.
>>569091772Looks comfy
>>569091772>kick after 3 days of inactivityThis is what Mambodanchou wanted his club to be
>>569092063really like this artist
>>569091430bro milk
>>569091743crushed a motherfucker's skull into a pancake with that ass
>>569091925it is known
>>569091925Noooo, that can’t be true
>>569092063>>569092150Swimsuit thread
>>569092181makes out with u sloppy style
>>569090089I knew she was a good girl when she came to tell you to treat Shichi right
>>569092370Which career/event is that scene in?
>>569092287yuh huh.
>>569092450hi
Could you go three years without laying a hand on Kitasan?
>>569092463I think it was Gold City's career/story
i'm starting to like it when the umas act like dogs...
>>569092463City's, you go on a summer night trip with the gyarus and she pulls you aside and warns you to treat City well, you thank her in a cheesy manner and she calls you gross and it ends
>>569092669That makes sense. I haven't read that since I don't have her. For me it was the other way: Jordan's story kept on showing Gold City being really caring and supportive, which made me like her more.
>>569092737
>>569091542
>>569092558I’m gay now
Did you know that Mr. CB wants to fuck her trainer
i just saw the backroomsit was alright
>>569093049NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY
>>569092886hello?delete this before it awakens something in me
>>569092980I just looked up your gayness meter on that doxxing database site and yeah, you are well above the threshold of certainty. It's surprising it updated so quickly though
>>569092886the dom loss uma
help, i need an adult
would you your trainee if her the on day?
>>569093392...What
>>569093049i am trainer
>>569093174She exposed me on the database
>>569093370she must be stopped.
>>569093090It was wokeslop barely about the backrooms
>>569093392
>>569092980maybe you'll get a boyfriend that likes Sirius too FAGGOT
>>569093676Nothing I love more than some mid in cosplay makes me feel like I got a shot
>>569093676
>>569093819anon, neither of those men would give you the time of day.
>>569093524>>569093727hes asking if you would fuck your trainee on their period
>>569093870>tattoosugh
>>569093870Just after this photo was taken the big one devoured the small one
>>569093912yeah
>>569093912I think he missed a few words there man
>>569093912YesAnd after licking her clean, and dipping my lips in it I'll yell "I''M THE JOKER BABY"If she doesn't break my ribs in the act, she's the one
>>569094061you gotta read between the lines, retard.
>>569093912no I meant if you and your trainee were going to would you?
>>569092305
>>569094194
>>569091772>double taurus winnerThat's aura.
>>569093676>>569093870why do foids insist on getting ugly tattoos
>>569094371stop hating..
>>569093912sure, what could possibly go wrong
>>569094517nothing, just a little messy, you can go raw with no consequence
>>569094438Your girlfriend is hotter than you
>>569094653>>569094653>>569094653
can we post cleavage next thread?
goofy ass bread
boysex
>>569094682sure
test
>>569093110AIIEE LET ME GO
>>569094334Kill, hug, date and marry then procreate and have many happy children and provide for her and protect and love and sex until the day one of us passes Reverse order by the way
>>569093950
>>569078290Furashu cleavage!! Hope you're still around...
