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rice
gotten really into Masayoshi Takanaka recently and been playing his music while i do my runs. it makes MANT pretty tolerable somehow
>>569094685tower
I'm falling for McQueen propaganda
This thread has been going gay for way too long.Dotoposting and Dotoposters are BACK.
ButtSweat's recruiting! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, no quota, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply in here or in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>569094653happy Doto is cutebut sad Doto is even cuter
>>569094846still not Dotoclub huh, I guess Dotofags are not that strong after all
why did creek have to be a STALLION....
>>569094751my trainee makes me listen to Creed
bored and ignored with mejiro mcqueen
ningenmanko
Dotoposters are back now we into some real gay ass kinky faggot shit
>>569094956A beautiful FEMALE stallion with an exquisitely feminine shenis. There is no problem at all
>>569094946Dotoposter sleeper cells are scattered across all the relevant clubs; Rebricked, /uma/ club, Mambo, Basahi, there is a Dotoposter in each one of these monitoring this gay situation.
>>569094653TamaLove is recruiting one member to survive another month of MANT!The club's only rule is no flatlining.Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>I Never Goof Up!>animation is her goofing upwhat did she mean by this?
>>569094946Every club is a doto club, you just don't realise it
my clubs already finished recruiting
>>569095001
>>569094758dicta's a cutieshame she's absolutely never fucking ever
some of you anons are way too aggressive and uppity and i KNOW you guys don't act like this irl, pussies.
>>569095113My dick makes her bounce like that
>>569094959My trainee listens to Megadeth
Mambo!
>>569095146oguri and doto posters are all powerbottom twinks irl
i still dont have a 3rd ace ready. how fucked am i?
>>569095264ATK/1700 DEF/1000
>>569095293i only have one, you overachieving fuck.
Doto got beat up by Nice Nature and Matikanetannhauser so Minamizaka could perform a signal hijack and livestream Twin Turbo's All Comers race
>>569095293make a quick golshi
>waifu is unpopular enough to filter out the undesirables but not super unpopular like the uggosit's a good life.
>>569095001Ewewew
>>569095064I mean, Super Creek was a good looking horse.
>>569095109>3 departures upon monthly reset>still 3 spots opendanchou...
She did it!The dirt sprints were insane, I watched the last 10 or so trophy races and took lots of photos. I'm so proud of her.this was unironically really fun, highly recommend if you're fatigued with ace runs
dig here windy
>>569095293Throw in a Stam debuffer Nature, she's actually meta this time
>>569094653Looking for 2 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million monthly quota will revert to 6 million starting July>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
EVERY time i lose tenno spring i understand that jap who wants to turn it into a medium
>>569095101she did all that on purpose
>>569095397my wives in the back
ryan LOVE
>>569095392what do you even do for the stuff you have double Fs for
>>569095089Sure 278638194499
post REAL doto looking at his missing balls
holly shit I'm fucking RICH boys
>>569094886Stop pretending, you would never touch girls like this.
>>569095524Love Ryan
>>569095392Grats bwo
>>569095532She had dirt D and sprint C, and I just gave her loads of sprint skills, it took a few clocks.
>>569095585Nanasaki is not that big, in fact she's flat
>>569095568wait it goes up to 50? i thought it maxed at 10?
>like my oshi in the anime/manga>like posting images of my oshi here>she's boring in the game so I never train her It's not fair my oshi isn't Rudolf
I need more umas in competition swimsuits.
>>569095392how many attempts did the dirt sprints take? and how cancerous was the pink spark farming? might go for this with neicha, have cm14 aces semi-done (can improve on 1) and can't be arsed with cm15 due to throne release. need something to do for my dailies in the meantime
>>569095663supposedly there is an ultra rare 777 carat gift
rape dotoposters
UMADASH is on the hunt for one oji-san who is willing to do 30M/month in a comfy, upper A+-ranked club. Drop your ID and danchou will send an invite.
>>569095731it's ok bro your love for your oshi doesn't need to be connected to the game.*whispers something to my friend about you and we both start laughing*
>>569095585Whatever number girl my post ends in (from left to right) will be my bride. If it ends in 0 I die a virgin
>>569095731No one gives a fuck staygoldtranny
>>569095568EXPLODE
>inari WAN>is a fox uma not a dog umaboy I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
>>569094685SHOWER
>>5690958548 is best
>>569095731It’s ok chiyofag
>day of a G1 race>double-rainbows or bettercyjews think they're soo funny...
>>569095886What does the fox say?
please make a jiggie
>>569095920one of my wives on the right
Haven't seen a hot spring ticket in weeks lads
>>569095854Well aren't you a special snowflake?
>>569095770i've come to believe that this is a lie, never seen a single screenshot of someone getting the 777 carats to confirm its existenceif anyone can prove me wrong i'll be glad
>>569095731gold citybro...
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Rewatching S1 and not only Ulala has knockers her voice is also a little bit different than in the game. Hearing the game BGM in the anime hits different though
>>569096004
I want to be Bourbon and constantly be out of breath and sweaty doing lewd things 24/7
when is the next BROWN horse
>>569095731there's a bunch of trainees who very clearly suffer from being in the starting or year 1 cast and their career/characterization is justfucking nothingit's a shame, moreso because cygames is never gonna go back and touch them upat least oguri gets cinderella grey
>>569096101my limit is 4 fillies
>>569095754>how cancerous was the pink spark farming?Not dreadful actually, if you get any combination of surface and distance aptitudes, you can fill in the gaps with a borrow>how many attempts did the dirt sprints take?Depends on how brocked she wants to be. Sometimes you just have to leave it and try again the next run so you can have clocks for other races on your list in that run
>>569096108wtf?also hey...
>>569096101Rape
>>569096110ebayan is a brown horse
I was going to say "i don't know why I made this", but that's a fucking lie, I just throught it was really funny when someone here said that KSB is going to have to be interred in the Golden Throne at this rate if they keep making him breed
>>569095916Misleading name, she does not take showers>>569096108Still have no idea why she has a giant exclamation mark floating on the side of her head
>>569096082Also Air Groove is an asshole
Bachiguuu
>>569096369maruzensky has 0 g1 wins
in a dream I saw you walking like a kid, alive, and talking that was you. . . YOU HAD ME WORRIED
top STALLION
I really need to stop coming here when I'm horny
https://files.catbox.moe/ky1gig.pngRate my Torena OC bros
>>569096369
I'm a f2p frontfag (have Suzuka, Kitasan, Sky, Hag (Red and Summer), and Chocolate Gundam. Some of my oshi picks are other styles, but I'm trying to decide between Kitasan Blanco and Valentine Fujin. I'd heard that anime Kitasan is one of the strongest ever JP front runners (don't quite believe it because of her 20% guts growth), but she doesn't drop for over a year so I have time if I really want to get her. Who are the best fronts for the rest of 2026?
>>569096289Is that the kanji for ejaculation?
>>569096180Hello, my statement stands
>>569096504Dresses incredibly unprofessional and I wouldn't approach him if I were an Uma.
>>569096392What is Chitose O like besides being a succubus like Laurel?
>>569096504Looks like someone from a fighting game instead
>>569096425because the japs were COWARDS
>>569096504Appears to be male. Inappropriate. 1/10
i have maybe one usable ace for gemini. MANT takes too long. i cant spam careers everyday to get the godroll anymore. how are people doing this?
>>569096289FUCK I just realized I should've changed the date to be when Kitasan entered his stud years
>>569096438What a cryptic statement /uma/club danchouWhat could it mean?
>>569096557i don't recognize the first one but 精 can mean "semen"
>>569096723>how are people doing this?they spam careers everyday to get the godroll
>>569096504looks cool, make it so he can transform into an eagle or a bear
>>569096504Give him better clothes
>>569096609CB Love
>>569096561do robots even sweat?
>>569096313Rude.
>>569096504why is he brown
DangerKeep out of mouth
>not even a single artisan hammer in last shopHuh this is possible
>>569096609KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'm giggling like a little girl, this is too fucking perfectI need to find the source on this STAT, praised be author-san
>>569094956Is this stallion behavior?
>>569096747its lyrics to a song i'm just tired and being silly
>>569096756First one is "too shoot" or "discharge"
>>569096557射精, yes
>>569096545Pretty sure it's just Rickey and those 2. Rickey is a pain to build and I honestly am not sure I'll roll for her even though I'm a tryhard.Kita White is a good parent and Ace and V Fujin is a good and simple Ace to build, kind of like V Bobo right now.You're gonna have to roll for Support cards if you wanna be a Front main tho and Fronts become kind of mid
>>569096609
>>569096504looks like the red ranger from wild force
>>569096813she's a cyborg, it's different
>>569096916
>>569095317bwo... cm is in 2 or so days...
>>569096813If I had her body I guarantee I would find a way to do so, and it would be very sexual in nature
cbmanko
>>569096609>>569096916Do you have the "can I use your shower" one?
>>569096784>or a bearare you trying to get him killed
>>569096886this many, Creek. This many. Is that enough for you or shall we keep going?
>>569097031Not on me at the moment. I’m rereading the CB manga so I’ll post it when it shows up
>>569096545not the easily digestible snippet you're looking for but:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TmtT-HodBX_rTjsk7iBYqU1NZdd4GZ6_EhACFtGiP-8/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.pgrzi8aye88ycould be a way for you to come to your own decision. you may also want to look into LoH (league of heroes) tier-lists since those races are almost exclusively front-runners.
>>569096893It’s quite a good songSoulful with a unique soundI hope you get some good rest
>>569096978
>>569096984you do have her body and you are Bourbon.
>>569097143SEX
>>569097031I do, dumping.This is now a CB thread, btw
Shilling one last time before bed:Do you need a comfy A rank club with:-no quota-shoes-a place to vent about you doodoo luck?-a complimentary air conditionerjoin Honsefun, reply with id or apply ingame with /uma/ in your bio.
im building an end closer for gemini. should i borrow NTR for firm course menace or bamboo memery for FoV? god i wish i had pulled on NTR...
>>569095340i refuse to build an end closer without innate spurt>>569095404mile cm bwi, am too casul to have already started on the cm after
>>569097254Fuck man, that's too powerful. Propaganda shouldn't be allowed to be this strong.
hagumanko
>>569097254CUTE
>>569097325what about cbmanko
>>569097325>im building an end closer for geminiIf you're this late, just get NTR. Guts decks require stupid amounts of highroll
>>569097254
>>569097271>already wearing the retard hat in the wombAlso why are pregnant umas always drawn with insanely big bellies? Have you seen a pregnant horse? They look really fat but not like they're trying to smuggle a beach ball
>>569097271>9 months earlier
>>569097480based Tachyon in heat
>>569097527>why is fetish art obscenely exaggerateda mystery for the ages
>>569097527>Also why are pregnant umas always drawn with insanely big bellies? Have you seen a pregnant horse?because hyperpreg is hot
>>569097459
>>569096043There’s no tickets in MANT bwo…
>>569097527Calm your tits. It's just a fucking drawing
>>569097459>>569097634>pantless without shame around the trainer CB has it bad huh
Can i get a club invite. Average about 700k fans a day more if i do multiple runs. Really depends if i do 1 run of mant or have time for 2.264840249145
>>569097254>the very slight tanlinesjesus christ
>>569094685LOVE
>>569097421thankfully i have her at lb2 myself.>>569097432damn i dont like that at all. fair enough though, thank you anon. its hard for me to gauge how impactful FCM is supposed to be so i never like using it, but i mean, most winners seem to have it so...
>>569097148I guess I'll get to poledancing immediately, then
>>569097527>Also why are pregnant umas always drawn with insanely big bellies?I mean in this case it's probably accurate considering both how small Stego is and how big Goldshi is
>>569097634
>>569097527tiny japanese sized girls with big pregnant bellies are sexy
i've never once looked at the bulbous, distended belly of a pregnant woman and thought to myself "wow, i'd sure like to insert my penis into that rotund specimen." their lack of a belly button creeps me out too.
>>569096504Tell us his story.
which of these is the best? I'm thinking 1 but maybe I will take the gutsmaxxer
>>569097842And yet you describe it in the sexiest way possible. Curious.
>>569097721Join UMADash, Danchou will send you an invite soon. >30M/monththat's it, feel free to do as you like otherwise. We're A+ ranked.
umagolf would be dangerous
>>569097480>chance to birth an umamusume?You know considering umas are only 1% of the female population in the setting, it makes me wonder how rare uma births are. Maybe even in human/uma couples she mostly gives birth to sons since for whatever reason, umas can't give birth to human daughters. It would explain Vodka having a bunch of brothers but no sisters, and the fact that Biwa and Brian being sisters is treated as something notable.
>>569097459>>569097634>>569097836I WILL NOT FALL FOR CB PROPAGANDA
>>569097721sent!
>>569097789can I supervise?
IT'S A GUITAR CASE!?
>>569096884One Thousand and One Nights with CB
>>569097836
>>569097989ah but turbo poster, you HAVE to pull for cb because turbo comes out in the same banner
>>569094653>>569097304Also here to shillSpend your summer with HonseFun, you won't regret itWe have 3 slots open for any one that wants to apply
>>569095238My trainee listens to Alcest
>>569097836IM FALLING FOR THE CB PROPAGANDA AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the chiyonotes have been updated
>>569098125>>569098126>you have to pull for CB because that's when you can get Taahbobased propagandafag spitting 100% FACTS
>>569097978>since for whatever reason, umas can't give birth to human daughtersLocks out their genetic competition and makes it so an uma can only create what it needs for more umas to exist. It's all part of the master plan, ningen women are on notice.
i missed oguripostingthis thread feels like home
Imagine a world with no human women, just Uma women.
>>569097721I sent you an invite
>marked
>>569098204CUTE AND SOVL
>>569098047Of course you can, it only stops when I collapse from exhaustion
>>569098358i'd still be lonely.
If umas were real you wouldn't have contact with them and would spend your life playing a game about ningen runners
>>569098289
>>569098356You sure you missed us?
do you think there are people who think they were supposed to be umas in their world? but not like in a trans way, in a furry way
>>569097527because my sperm makes big, strong babiesmacrosomia is basically a sub fetish
if umas were real id spend my life coping and seething that they were effortlessly stronger than me and id get a complex about it and develop a fetish for humiliating femdom
>>569098419
>>569098501in all ways, except physical, i am a uma
>>569097989By focusing on anything other than being the fastest, you have already lost
>>569098454
>>569098431then it's good to have someone nearby who can take care of you afterwards
>>569098458it wouldn't be uma without gaslights
>>569098585
>>569098627
>>569098772
>>569098358Men would be forced into breeding camps, existing only to cum and impregnate umas. Rape would be decriminalized and umas who are successfuly impregnated via raping a man would at best be legally required to marry him as punishment. We would be forcefed nutrients designed primarily to increase the volume and potentcy of our ejaculations. Being a male virgin at 30 would be considered a capital offense and they would drain you of all semen for a month straight before your execution for the crime of not perpetutating the uma species. Men would have "rights" in name only and in reality our situation would make the most gynocentric societies irl look like a fucking joke compared to what the umas would subject us to.Still would
>>569098501wasn't that part of the plot of mant, reporter coping with the fact that she wasn't born an uma
Mihono Bourbon is not made for racing, she is a unit designed for SEX.
>>569098821and that's the end, owari desu, thanks everyone for joining in this propaganda blessing! Only six more months, we're going to make it
post something cute
>>569099049
Hey cygames, it's pride month! We should celebrate it! You know, with rainbow colored stuff! you know... rainbow crystals are haha, rainbow colored... and carats are kinda like that, if you put a lot of them together... we should get a lot of carats, itll be like a pride parade!!! haha
>>569098989GIWTWM
>>569098627tore got yamcha'd
>>569098993how should I know?Skip >>
>>569098972
>>569098989>plans to rape him if he keeps talking to Curren chanI can't stop laughing
CB is too far away you are supposed to post Shakur propaganda
>>569098989I'm sorry, are you saying that I would get raped by horsegirls all day compared to my current reality of not getting raped at all by horse girls?Is it possible to enter this U.M.A. New World?
>>569098993AND coping that the uma she jobbed to ended up jobbing to another uma
How come I never see any Hishi Akebono fags, she's cute
>>569096438Sure bro here 181478271067
>>569097891>grew up in an impoverished, yet happy circumstances in his early childhood>a terrorist group brainwashes him >kills his parents and siblings, and an Uma babysitter(whom he greatly admired)>terrorist group gets eliminated and is the only one left alive>gets put in govt. orphanage>adopted by a former uma trainer>learns about training from him but dies due to old age>is alone but lives on but not for himself.>moves to Japan after passing the trainer test in tracen>is 20 years oldPretty much the gist of it.
>>569099152
>>569099268Edgy. I'll read his fanfic when you write it.
>>569098989>too embarrassedvodka's the CUTEST
>>569099268is his name setsuna f seiei
A new club during MANT? Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.Are (You) someome who>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs>plays in Open League>a place for Open discussion>into spreadsheet autismthen ExcelUma (2/30) is the club for (You)there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknown please reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.Club ID588536995
umanko can easily amputate
>>569099306
>>569099374best of luck excelbwo!t. your autis/uma/ dacchis
>>569099243she's too big, you can't see them behind her
>>569098989Doto no, how could you...
>>569099373ORE WA TORENA DA
>>569099470bro you gotta put your milkers away they're scaring the hoes
I lost 40 mins of time. In a blibk of an eye 40 mins passed and mmy body is in full alert mode.Fucking ayy lmaos got me what the fuck.
>>569099243there are more actual faggots playing this game than architects
>>569099586nice, you finished a mant run!
>>569099470
>>569099098how was it not disqualified
cleared my legacy box (135/240), only useful stuff there now + lots of aces depending on tracks. real nice
>>569099586You were obviously grabbed by Shiraoki-sama and as such need to go to a hypnotist to pull out what she told you
>>569099509>Dotcha know, Doto-chan? Sometimes trainer-san ain't gettin' the hint, so you gotta use a little force!
>>569047691>>569048661https://vocaroo.com/1dOpRfQbLG2Imy throat hurts got too fatigued to do the higher registerhad to change up the lyrics to get them to flow a bit better for actual singingMANT'S GONNA CLEAN UP YOUR CLUBS WITH R-N-G IN YOUR RUNSTO MAKE A FLATLINER OUT OF YOUBECAUSE IT RIGS UP YOUR SPARKS, YOU KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR CLOCKSCAUSE IT'LL FUCK ALL THE RACES YOU DOBECAUSE WHISTLES NEVER WORK, RIVALS WIPE AWAY YOUR SMIRKYOUR ONLY 3 STARS WILL BE ON THE GREENMANT'S GONNA RIP UP YOUR HEADS, YOUR MOTIVATION TO SHREDSANOTHER COG IN THE CYGAMES MACHINETHEY SAID THATTRACKBLAZER SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF MEIT COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS WALLETS WILL BLEEDSO GIVE UP THE GHOST AND WRITE UP A TEIO POSTMAYBE IT MAKES YOU RAGE BUT NOT METHE BWOS AND GWOS IN THE THREADTHE AWFUL POSTS IN THEIR HEADYOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIT IN MUCH, KIDBUT IF YOU'RE HAVING NO FUN, JUST GO AND GIVE UP YOUR RUNAND START UP SCHIZO POSTING MAMBO CLUBTHEY SAID THATTRACKBLAZER SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF MEIT COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS WALLETS WILL BLEEDSO GIVE UP THE GHOST AND WRITE UP A TEIO POSTMAYBE IT MAKES YOU RAGE BUT NOT MEOH NYOOOOOOOOO
>>569099725you just glued so many useful legacies...
>>569099648
>>569099207>love running but no matter what you do can't even begin to match the one uma in your neighborhood>turns out she's not even good at it, gets outperformed as soon as any others show upi don't forgive her for creating MANT but i can understand why she did it
B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll teach you the secrets to getting first rate CM wins.
>PP+DD+IW+GW+LP+TTL>No Med S inspiration>Speed rainbows straight up disappearI couldn't even cap speed to cope with a med A front. Love this.
>>569099741Big if true maybe this 7 will support the evidence
>>569099787W autism
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>>569099695dubai racists are based and chud pilled
>>569099814will you forgive her if she offered sex?
>>569099845get better Parents kitten
>>569098989>plans to rape him if he keeps embarassing hertrue and canon
>>569099321I’m trying not to depict too >ow the edgeBut I do like me some tragic esque characters with mental issues>>569099373No, but Setsuna’s backstory was what inspired my OC. He’s also like Hathaway with guilt and mental issues. So he’s somewhat Gundam inspired lol
>>569099787an anon effort-posting...
>>569099809
You must do 5 Narita Brian runs a day until you get a loopable GP
>>569099920she's not even the second most sex black-haired human at tracen
>>569099787
>>569099586It happens...
>>569099876>6Clearly it was a demon that was pretending to be Shiraoki-sama and you are being protected from the lies
>>569099787This is amazing, generational TeioUNC w.
>>569099787real talk though I did get a pinned message in my club's dicksword today that basically said>yeah MANT burnout is real, but thankfully it affected every club and not just us so we just stayed in the rank we were at before
>>569099695
>>569099979
>>569099395amputating my cock and balls before she absorbs them into her interior like an anglerfish so she can impregnate herself whenever she wishes
>>569099787I haven't heard a 4chan vocaroo song in so long. Happy to hear one again.
>>569099787based
>>569099787>anon delivered>made the lyrics even betterHOLY SHIT THIS IS SO PEAK
>>569100127
>>569099787Sometimes I'm glad I still come here.This is one of those times.
I abducted the Dotoposter but don't tell him
>>569100320How could you give him kissies but not me
>>569099787Teiobwos are based?
>>569099787Have a (you) for effort. I’m not listening
>>569099787Turned it into a soundpost. Incredibly work Teiobwo.
>>569100287
Holy tickezos
>>569099787kino
>>569100287>>569100127
>>569099787I fucking love you Teiofags
French
>>569099787I FUCKING KNEEL
>>569100436
I am NOT listening to that
>>569099787IS THIS THE BIRTH OF /UMA/ SINGS?
>>569099787nice dub, i love teenagers the song
>>569100587
im ngl, OP's efforts are something I kneel toanyways, I'm trying to train Inari One and gonna just stick to speed power wit deck cuz building guts on her is absolute aids without any speed bonus. Maybe I can go 2 speed 2 guts?
>>569099787Bravo. When Air Shakur's MCR alt drops you will have to return for a "Welcome to the Black Parade" parody
>>569100726I love teenagers too.And the song too.
>>569100736
>>569100893now have her win and smile while putting tore in it
It's funny, when I was unemployed you couldn't get me to do more than 1 TB run a day, there were so many other things that were a better use of my time. Now that I have a graveyard shift job that sometimes has entire hours at a time where FUCKING NOTHING IS HAPPENING and I'm basically being paid to look at my phone until a patient shows up, grinding out TB runs is one of the only things I have to stave off boredom-induced insanity.
What was the semen retention line again? Im scared i wont make it this month, not enough lazy fuck fodders to compete against
>>569100893
>>569095392Oh wow I didn't realize there was a special title for doing that, grats! Might have to try that out with Jordan at some point, though I fear I may kill myself trying
>>569101041793k
>there are non-NEET anons in this threadgrim.
>>569098842Messi is that small?
>>569101049
>>569101125Thanks Im fucked
>>569101139>there are non-married anons in this breadgrim
>>569099809>started wearing disgustingly comfy wool turtleneck shirt>mfw she would steal and wear thoseher tits would fill that thing out so well holy shit
>>569101139>virgins ittwhy yes, it is I
>>569101232
>>569101232She's not wrong.
>>569100829maybe, if someone makes lyrics for it. i can help spruce it up, but i don't usually have the inspiration/creativity to do a whole song outright
>>569101139How else can I fund my gacha pulls, panhandling?
Is it safe to reinstall hachimi now
>>569100573sex with gaylo ad
>>569101409gn
>>569101570Good night
>>569101139I must work to earn money for UmaTore comms..
>>569101552>he uninstalledbet you stopped botting as well
>>569101271>there are enslaved anons ittgrim
>>569101552huh? im using it right now
>>569101552it was never unsafe
>>569101610I've never botted because it's faster if I play manually
>"let's do an easy, comfy pace run">above average stats>clock out at Oka Sho>job mile cup
Tacuteyon
>>569101552cygods can see your entire timeline, why bother stopping
>>569101626paizuri from nishino would probably kill millionsthat is why god gave her a flat chest
>>569101659HonseFun dancho. . .
>>569101778>its faster to do it manuallyliterally not why anyone does it you mongoloid holy shit youre so dumb youre SO FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAY
>>569101020gas station or security?
>already have three light sticks by classic summerDANCHOU STOP HACKING ME
>>569101139Being a NEET actually sucks and I have an absolute shitty ass seasonal job but feel far better than I ever did in my 3 years as a NEET after getting laid off due to downsizing.
>>569102024>encouraging him to become a cheaterleave him alone man wtf
>>569101659>Not Mucha luchahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLiFox7elQ
>>569102071
>>569102184AIIIEEE
>>569102141why does it suck?
>>569102184fusu
>>569102141You have to grind being a lazy ass. NEETdom only got fun for me as I crossed the 10 year mark. It's not just that I work, I lose... I feel like at this point, if I work, I die.
>>569102336
>>569102257HOT
>>569101778Bro you can be reading uma doujins or iwara videos instead of playing this shitty gameplay loop
>>569102257"dirt uma" is a sexual euphemism.
>>569102257I'm already pulling, you don't have to convince me
Would Umamusume be better if it had WWF/WWE promos? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
>>569102262Sitting at home just wasting away doing nothing genuinely made me want to kill myself. It felt even worse because I applied for jobs in the same dogshit lighting industry those entire 3 years and got no response from any of them. It actually made me depressed. I ate less. My sleep schedule was fucked. I couldn't even be bothered to clean my room. It just felt awful. Even with this low wagey job I feel better, I actually go for walks again, I spend all of it on frivolous shit because I never really needed the money to begin with.
>>569101659
>>569102184>>569102336>>569102371*sprays water*
>>569102540>wagie's programming was so hardwired that freedom felt like prisongrim.
>>569102540every year i spend working is one i won't be able to spend on umamusume
>>569102540man i just can't relate to wagies at all
>>569102369.... how do you even afford to live?
>>569102540>I ate less. My sleep schedule was fucked. I couldn't even be bothered to clean my room. It just felt awful.haha imagine
>>569101659>>569102568the only ever amusing mexican/SA posts ive seen so far
>>569102257So when does Rickey become available
>>569101659El Sonidito Pasa...
>>569102540The schedule of school mind fucked billions. Mandatory schooling should be illegal.
>>569102131AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>569102540I recently became unemployed 2 months ago and I understand what you mean. You need a balance between leisure and work.
>>569102827one of the increasingly rare times a teio post is used to deliver a trvthnvke. we weren't meant to wake up at 6 AM just to walk into a place full of groids
>>569099787teioposts truly are gifts that still keeps on giving despite the recent thread qualities
>>569102923Is milk chocolate good for you?
>>569102568Should include the "MAMBO" part
>>569102827it's a system designed to turn men into goys
>>569102924plenty of work i could make for myself
>>569103000wtf someone that knows the songi only know the song cause i went to find the full song after finding this
>>569096043Sweepy is constantly winning them on her fan runs. I kind of wish I was rotating through umas so that I could at least have them in the archive to watch later.
>>569102841
>>569103109>sweepy is fucking your uma behind your back>your only regret is not giving her more of your stable to fuck so you can see more variety
>>569102997it is for my brain and penis
>>569102257RAPE
>>569103229OYAKODON
>>569102827I understood schools are shit once I found myself correcting my teachers when I was a preteen. It’s indoctrination camps infiltrated by subversive commies
>>569096723Like this.
How does ayabe not stub her toe or fucking trip when she gets up to take a piss at night
>>569102742Family. Sometimes even friends. I fear that one day my toxic charisma will run out, but that's the reason kidneys are for.
So who's Almond Eye's most successful kid?
kingu love and devotion
>>569103451I'm incredibly biased, but easily one of the best episodes they ever made.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuHS9NI_xwY
>>569103526that one will be born in 7 years
>>569103526haha
>Can't leave the game running to go through 5 URA careers
>>569096723Do you remember how people said not to roll for Fuku? I didn't listen to those people so it only takes me a day or two to make an Ace.
>>569099268so just a typical Peruvian backstory
>>569102625
aces are easy to make when your only requirements are capped speed and distance-S.
>>569102257Are you going to roll for Rickey because she's cute or are you just a meta slave?
>>569103471she does, she just tells herself she deserves it and gets on with things
Thank you, John Single Pull For 50 Silver Cleats From Monthly Shop Reset!
nyo...
Kawaii..
sorry danchou can you let me flatline for a few days i fucking hate mant
just like in REAL LIFE you win the DAHBY either by whaling the fuck up or grinding parents for decadesalso being lucky
>>569103559>>569103451https://youtu.be/txwdagCfbp4 this but it's me funposting with my /uma/ bwos
>>569103884Sure bwo *kicks you*
>>569102540I've been there, stay strong bwo
>>569103784Cute!
>>569103826That's so inspirational...
>>569103843sweepy has all the leverage again...
>>569103926https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/hk2x6r/south-park-make-love-not-warcraft-season-10-ep-8Seeing the 16:9 HD remake of it is something, esp since the game footage couldn't be remade.
>>569104139deleted too
I FUCKING MISCLICKED!!!
>>569103710Fuku speed is such an underrated card, it literally makes runs so easy
>>569103843>sweepy git is still up>the better bot alternative is still up tooNOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOSTNO ONE WAS BANNED EITHER
>>569103843Total clanker death
>>569104094Is Curren such a slut she molests even her roommate?
>>569104569NICE WORK FIREKEK
>>569104569lol retard
>>569104569BROKEN URL GET BLASTED
>>569104415Females do this with their friends all the time anon
>>569104569
>>569104770>no soundDIE PHONETARD
>>569104714
>>569104824
>>569104356Yep, don't understand the people saying she's half of a Speed card at all. She was better than Biko in Aoharu and is still the best Speed card in MANT.The way sloptubers talked about the card being heavily RNG was so unfair
>no one is actually listening to the soundpost and just bullying me for messing up the filename
>>569098292The Umamusume universe almost certainly has very strict abortion laws. Umamusume are physically, socially, and morally superior to human women. Human women have to live their entire lives in the shadow of a small, all female master race that exceeds them in every conceivable metric. While a few, like Etsuko, are deferential bordering on worshipful, the vast majority of human women are extremely jealous and spiteful creatures that would gleefully abort their daughters once the ultrasound made it clear that she's an umamusume. Umamusume, much like Jews in our world, are a small but extremely influential minority group that would not tolerate genocide of their own people the way that human women do. The only abortion portrayed in the series is Ayabe's sister, which was absolutely necessary to save not only the mother, but also the surviving umamusume daughter. While this makes no medical sense, the extreme justification required and the portrayal of the event as a tragedy demonstrate that rather being celebrated, abortion is despised and barely ever legal.
>>569104889You'd be right.
>>569104848
>>569104824you don't even a need a soundpost for that anymore gwochachoit already plays in your head
>>569103884kick this faggot IMMEDIATELY danchou!
Should be able to get Stego to 300m tomorrow which is already ahead of my goal to get 1b by November, actually shaved it down to mid-late October. A shame I'll have to stop soon to train for the upcoming CM so I'll get slowed down a bit, but it is what it is.
>>569104889you deserve it RETARD
>>569103717i want to gently hold the thing
>>569099243What are you talking about? There's a guy ITT who enters her in literally every CM.
>>569104878eh, NTR is definitely better. but fuku fills a role that is fairly unique due to her initial stat boost. she's a mediocre pure speed play so she cant singlehandedly carry a gutsmax deck to speed cap, but she can be your second speed card alongside NTR or Kitasan and get you there.
>>569103717I want to violently rape this thing
>>569103229how many years until the filly has its first race? 5 years?
This is my CM team
>>569102131>>569102841>>569103174do you guys not use one for japan cup and arima during both years?
>>569105114:-)>>569105151:-(
>>569105259Nice. This is mine.
>>569097527>why are the short japanese girls drawn with insanely big bellies
>>569105276
>>569104878I tried using NTR a couple times and it just felt awful, secondly FCM is a huge gaslight skill.
>>569104356NTR is more a brick at least Fuku can be used for parent farming afterwards still
Why is guts urara considered good in mant? I tried using her like 10 times and she felt like shit. Sometimes i finished runs without hitting her friendship threshold simply because she refused to appear at all times.
>>569105479The exact opposite for me. Tried giving Fuku a fair chance but none of the runs went nowhere. Top Road's only problem is she's gone after MANT
>>569104889i do not have the addon that makes the filenames cause sounds to play
>>569102764Near the end of July, I think around the 20th
>>569103717i want to gently rape this thing
>>569105754sex sex sex
>>569104931>Human women have to live their entire lives in the shadow of a small, all female master race that exceeds them in every conceivable metricUmas have sports/racing autism and in most cases can't function without a trainer be it from their own autism or because the overlords deem it necessary for them to have a tardwrangler.>The only abortion portrayed in the series is Ayabe's sister, which was absolutely necessary to save not only the mother, but also the surviving umamusume daughter. While this makes no medical sense, the extreme justification required and the portrayal of the event as a tragedy demonstrate that rather being celebrated, abortion is despised and barely ever legal.ayabe's sister is a plot point that exists just for the sake of her story; otherwise the setting is a perfect anime world without any of the burdens we have where uhhh 90~99% of abortions ended up being requested because the woman felt like it and the act being legalized in the first place on behalf of those that rule the world: the Irish
>>569099787>https://vocaroo.com/1dOpRfQbLG2I
>>569105335>hid taikis breastsguillotine for the staff
>>569105335reminder that they had to make new art for taiki for this because she couldn't have her shuttles all the way out like normal
>>569105826Mirako!hey is there a mod or something for this game that can read my parents and tell me what their various affinities and spark chances are? I see that data on the uma.moe database now and I want to know what my numbers are so I can know if some parent choices are just flat out better
>>569102065Neither, I work in medical, xray. I'm usually super busy with ER patients until around 1 am, then it more or less stops completely until I clock out at 6.
>>569105979>Umas have sports/racing autism and in most cases can't function without a trainer be it from their own autismbut is that all umas or only the racing oneseven with just the racing ones, the more senior racers like rudolf, maru, or CB seem fine on their own and want a trainer more for companionship than anything else
>>569105956
>>569106076they had to do it or the random 60 year old ojisan would have a heart attack seeing taiki's shuttles
uma for this feel?
>>569106114huh. i'm surprised you're just sitting around at that point rather than on-call. did you need med school for that or what?
>>569106098you use https://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchand in Inheritance Rate Calculation you add the uma you're training and your parent (owned legacy) by their partner id, it explain very well. then when you look for a uma it will tell you all the % and data
how did this fat fuck win?how are horses real
>>569105963How are grandmas this sexy?
>>569106076>>569106079>>569106298Would you really be okay with turning a corner, expecting to learn about horses, and run into this?
>>569106251Rudolf was killing herself with work, granted you were more of an accessory to her as she would be mostly tardwrangled during events by Air Groove.>but is that all umas or only the racing onesProbably all of them, not just because they're umas but because they are also female so any woman moment they have would be way more dangerous.
>>569101570Good night bro
>>569106575When you work hard at eating well good things can happen to you.
>>5691065892 days ago we had a homosexual complaining about grandmas
>>569106681>all the umas in game don't need trainers because they're racers or even because they're horses, but because they're women
>>569103710I'll be it's the same people who said to not buy star fragments in the daily shop. Going from 3 to 4 stars is a meaningful stat increase on those junior year races.>>569103843Did their settings/config file ever get leaked? I can never get Sweepy to train a reasonable SPD/STA/WIT ratio.
>>569106589sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
anyone still looking for a club
Good morning, I love dream journey.
>>569106975Fat chicks it is.
>>569107085doto DOES feel kinda fatchick-coded, not just because of the tits but that too
>>569106813you begin to understand, yes
h-hello...
>>569105264I usually have enough coins to buy them, but I only see an average of about one per run, so that's pretty out of the question. TS Climax 3 is also 30k base fans FYI.
>>569107014Hey, me too!
I have lv 5 hint for mile straightaways. I have fast learner hat in my inventory.With my stats should I>40 energy + 40% mega and take this 50 wit 12 speedor>pop a hammer and race yasuda kinen for 19 random stat and 67 SP, maybe a random +5 prerace, and rival +5+5 or random mile/late hint?
>>569107363homewrecker
>>569107460not enough context, need amount of races done, shop coins, inventory and cards
Training Goldship really hones your battle instincts.
>>569103048My father likes them, unfortunately it's no longer mainstream here
>>569107460This is why I never look at training options on G1 weeks.
What is THE best support borrow for pasa parent runs?Id be using her with front grandparents BUT I also want her to like, easily win the career since im trying to turn my brain off
>>569106813I mean have you SEEN aoi train happy meek?Meek better thank the three goddesses we were around to guide her trainer.
>>569107460I'd race. You still lack every stats imo
start a sexual relationship with your trainee
>>569107460It's on the edge, but I'd probably take the kinen. Fast Learner just makes skill points stretch farther. That being said, I don't think this choice will make or break your run. Those two options are pretty close. RNG there on good shop replenishment can really do wonders before summer, though.
>>569107765I wish I looked like this
>>569105603She has 10RB and 15TE so even when she's not giving you guts rainbows shes still helping.That said, you still want her rainbows though, you need to prioritize her a bit more during Jr year to get her friendship up. I usually get her to orange during Summer camp or a few turns after.However, the main reason she is considered to be good is due to lack of competition. Most of the guts cards available right now are pretty shit, primarily because none of them have good gold skills. There are better guts cards than Urara, but other than Bamboo on Mile, none of them are worth wasting your borrow slot on. Only the biggest of whales, or retards who pulled for NTR and have MLB SR Ayabe, can afford not to use Urara and Yukino.
>>569107662>front grandparentJust borrow KP because she's basically King Halo (iirc +1 speed +1 power) but with 10 RB and the gold for prudent positioning (reliable unlike power Falco's)
>>569107662>>569107830If you're going for prudent I'd still borrow falco just because of guaranteed groundwork
>>569107857that's me
>>569107818But I got Ayabe from free rolls and maxed her out with crystals?
>>569107901if you're farming front legacies then you should already have a source of groundwork on at least 0LB and you're better off borrowing a speed statstick even if her spe prio is low
>>569107935I want to have sex with you.
>>569107857
>make plenty of SS umas but never gotten to SS+ or above>last month-ish of unity cup>fuck it>make a 70 RB deck even though the skills are kinda shit>mash my face into racesIt really was that simple all along, huh?
>>569107729>>569107783I remembered this was also a condition for another epithet worth another +15+15 and did the race.Shame one landed on stam. I shouldn't need any more to naturally float to 600.
This race is pure fucking kino, I can't believe it, and neither could the commentator, apparently. I can't believe I have to wait 2 years before she comes to global. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXHtadsETOk
>>569107662There's always Smart Falcon/Bakushin for groundwork. You could also go with a generic skill monkey like Yaeno or a distance specialist like Taiki Shuttle when she drops in a few days. If you're training a Gemini parent, God help you, maybe use Helios to chase a Speed Eater spark.
>>569108042
>>569108147why didn't she answer the question
>>569107980running 0lb Falco sucks unbelievable ass, though
>3LBI was hoping for Ayabe SR but at least this is usable now with the priority upgrade
>>569108123>specialist parentthis will always be the most 6000% cope thing ever spokenI'm still convinced 99% of this playerbase is chasing some kind of parent with a 3 star stat, okay pink, and an acceptable amount of whites, let alone some "ultra specialized thing"
>>569108272Running MLB Falco means you're using your borrow slot on a fucking power card
>>569108056deck? I might try it, getting an SS+ or even UG would make smile, even though the uma'd be shit for CMs
>>569108364It's a parent run, rather have the 10RB
>>569108286I was talking about Taiki's card.
>>569108282An upgrade to most guts SRs at 3LB grats
>>569107765NOT with stallions
>>569108364I love my 1lb falcoshe gives me a small boost to stam and power trainingsthe RB is dogshit though
Will a finemoposter accept my feelings?
>>569108404its about as generic as it gets, as I already warned it's not actually a good deck, just 70RBmight try it with costume pasa since she can in theory actually use the deck
>>569108286Uhh everyone competitive (/uma/club, VFcord) are making specialized style parents. Blues are the least important
>>569108567Yan creek is good
>>569106639Id learn quickly if I had to stare at breasts
>>569108609yeah im sure everyone is using the HOUR LONG CAREER MODE to simply parent grindthe entire point of many is any ace you build can be a top tier parent if you luckshit, then again why am I replying to someone talking about VF in the firstp lace
I wish I was an uma so I can eat a shit ton of food and just run it out with no side effects
>>569108540>caring about RBnigger it's a fucking parent run, you're turning your brain off and getting a stat or two to 1100 and everything else to 600
>>569106402It's a hospital so unlike an urgent care you need someone around in the event of an emergency (especially since my hospital is in the ghetto so you never know what can happen nearby), so the control room is me and the graveyard CT guy from 7:30 pm to 6 am. And no we don't go to med school proper as we're in the science and technology field of the profession, you go through a 2-4 yr technical program at a private school or local college for it.
>>569108656what about yanguri
>>569106285this needs to be shortened by about half a second
>>569108147cuck ardan with ryan behind her back
>>569108698>mant is any ace you build can be a top tier parentThat is sloptuber cope, a dedicated parent will have the actual races linedup with the skills you actually want>HOUR LONG CAREER MODEParent runs take 35min if you aren't bad
Do I cleat?Rice seems VAGUELY MAYBE useful but kawakami seems beyond useless like I can't even make up a hypothetical for that one
>>569108567and a 9x19mm bullet would puncture your femoral artery just as easy, yes?
>>569106639I'd be pretty excited
>>569108609>everyone competitive is making competitive style parents, blues are the least importantyeah, that's why whenever they post inspirations it's>30 stam>103 power>shitton of whitesfuck off with your lying shit and kill yourself
>>56910828699% of players are just borrowing a 9 star with the pinks they need that's why any 9 star turd gets borrowed>>569108698Yes they are you can cheat and speed up the game but it's still 30-45 minutes. Your ace is never going to be as good as affinity maxed parent targeting skills and most aces are dogshit parents unless you only play aces with meta inherits
>>569108704but that's what athletes do, they eat 5k kcal fast food dinners and then go swimming for 6 hours straightyou're a lazy fat fuck
>>569098378joined thanks
>>569106716she looks pregnant in this one
>>569108709You still want 50RB for parent runs anon. There isnt much difference between how you play parent and ace runs in MANT.
>>569108891>irrelevant whites>low understanding of gameYou are just bad no need to have a melty
>>569108891Blues are the least important
Is sweepy or inari actually useful for anything?I don't mean like ARE THEY SUPER GOD TIER but is there any gameplay gimmick that makes them stand in some way?
>>569108865yeah go ahead bro you really want that Ryan SR
>>569108983
>>569108726It feels differentWith Creek, its not hard to imagine a situation in which it would be more delusion and paranoia driving herIf Oguri came to my door because she was worried because she hadn't heard from me in a long time, my immediate thought would be that it was my fault and I should have been there for her
>>569109041whites can appear out of nowhere though, it's MANT
>>569108895kiss me
Niggas be doing 100m a month to get 400 more carats, really makes you think
>>569108974>You still want 50RB for parent runs anon.Then go ahead and borrow a fucking power card.>There isnt much difference between how you play parent and ace runs in MANT.There is unless you adhere to turning failed ace runs into parent runs at which point then do whatever.
>>569109041you can get reds to proc even with 1 star if you're lucky enoughno amount of luck will ever give you 150 stats per inspo if you're not running 15+ blues though
>lower class getting uppity...AGAIN
who the fuck cares about the monthly SR ticketcan't you not even roll ayabe from that pool?
>>569108974>There isnt much difference between how you play parent and ace runs in MANT.That's just not true. Either you're playing your ace runs wrong, or you're overcomplicating your parent runs.
>>569109068Seconding this, I’m becoming an endCHAD and I want info on Gimlet too please
>>569109195>retard plays with offaptitude pinks and 1* pinksFound the retard that complains about MileS
>>569109036>irrelevant whitesso getting an inspiration for front runners for Gemini with>100 power>groundwork>prudent positioning>leader's pride>early lead >Mile is useless? Those are the inspirations I see posted. those contradict the bullshit you were spewing, and those are what I was talking about, you disingenuous little shit.
>>569109217we should kill the epstein class
>>569108042Rich umas...
>>569109041>whites cannot appear out of nowhereThey literally can tho, they're just skill hints, the only ones that can't are stuff like the unity exclusive burning/ignited skills
>>569109218>ask her if she's going to cry, she does so you just stand there
>>569109068Not really both are just mid end closers that start with spurt and Inari can run dirt
How are we down to like 1.5 months of MANTBLAZER left yet we have multiple retards here who don't know how to make the mode bearable>You do a run>it's an hour fucking long>even if you were to abandon on the first inspo that's still a shit ton of your tme>so you do the run>you get mile/long S? great, make your ace>your inspos were shit? Pivot to a parent run and do 40 races with 10 skin conditionsThis is NOT hard to figure out people, no wonder retards are burning out en-masse
>>569109276out of curiosity, post a parent you used for Gemini, if you're so confident you know so much.
>>569109276dude, I've already got my cancer aces done lolmaybe you fish for pinks. I don't have to. I'm a luckGOD
>>569109068Sweepy is good for her greens, ironicallyInari is a .25 speed inherit for Lates/Ends
>>569109259>>569109068>Are end closers released during mant good?>>You know, the time period where cygames was still figuring shit out?No, wait for CB
>>569109453Please post aces so we can laugh at them
>>569107363GET PREGNANT
>>569098238My trainee listens to MCR
Does this game ever get good?
>>569109426No one wants to see their favorite character suffer from too much racing
>>569109532No.
>>569109516Anon no, it's dangerous for her body and the baby to have children at that advanced age!
>>569108609/uma/club isn't competitive their members lose in all the rooms they join. Uma&Co is the competitive club
>>569109281>dipshit doesnt realize fronts have the most farmed and borrowed parentsngmi you are bad
>>569109426>shit junior yearI glue (or suicide if there's a run count event up)bad inspos? I tank it because distance S is optional in MANTthe real glue is running out of clocks because it means your uma is behind the curve and isn't highrolling, and your affinity is fucked for parent runs.
>>569107140Doto reminds me of Hanayo from Love Live, the token "chubby" character who wasn't even big, just had fat tits. Clumsy sexo goddesses.
>>569109634I accept your concession
>>569109426>do all of that >it's still not fun and shitty and awful andnow what
>>569109528For some reason I read that as MSI and thought, "yeah I could see that with Air Shakur if she was a teen in the early-mid 2000s"
>>569109426some people aren't good little goys and don't want to waste 45 mins a day for zero gain and no fun
>trying to do pasa parent runs>want mile>she can get mile, medium, turf, pace, OR lateThe fact that you can't influence this in any way is agonizing, like there's no way people play MANT just to parent run with the odds against you to that degree
>>569109528shakur is too cute
>>569109653qrd on saber?
>>569109426>and do 40 races with 10 skin conditionswhy would i put my beloved trainee through that
>>569109290pipe it down or you'll get banned again cuck boy
>>569109737nta but is the problem that the careers take too long? Is the extra 20 minutes really that shitty? Aoharu was around 25-35 minutes, I noticed. And it was way longer than that if you fucked around with manual teams for the Riko races.
It is currently whine-o-clock
>>569109737you quit the game and stop posting here, it's not like /uma/ has a community worth sticking around foryou here for the uh, jigsaw puzzles? People who openly hate each other? people from a literal transvestite's discord?
>>569109245>>569109181How are parent runs any different? Its MANT, you race. The only difference is that on parent runs I dont waste my time looking at the training options on race day. Get GW from Falco, get the rest of your skill hits from races.>Then go ahead and borrow a fucking power card.I'm not that anon, I'd never recommend using a 1LB Falco for parent runs in MANT. I always borrow Falco or guts Baku for my GW parent runs.
>>569109808end closer sprinterlol
>>569109656when you're blocked, you're blocked
>>569109869it's annoying just SHUUT THE FUCK UP PP
>>569109426why would I ever do a Parent run when I'm not guaranteed to get Groundwork/Prudent because
>>569109776Pasa parent runs are the fucking worst.
>>569109776Making Pasa parents is a great way to speedrun insanity. The bitch has EVERY FUCKING AFFINITY and god help you if you are trying to make her a dirt parent. I did the math for it about three months ago and it was so discouraging I soon quit.
>>569109991>Uhhh YOUR FAILED ACES ARE PARENT RUNS DOn'T ASK !!!Legit sloptuber advice
>>569109853your skin cream? Your miracle cure? your good luck?
>>569109857I'm the cuck? Sure seems like you're the one taking it in the ass and not allowed to complain.
>>569109941NTA but I'm here mostly for hornyposting, edits, and art
>>569109991>>569110064I really hope your reading comprehension is better than this and you just want (You)s
Parent runs need to hit SS to be worth anything.
>>569110137Post the comic. I need to see tanlines Palmer.
>>569109776>she can get mile medium turf pace lateand that's if you don't fuck with affinities at all, if your legacies have Long or Dirt sparks it's even worse.
retard
I quit the game last month and still come here to shitpost and make up club drama
>>569110169I hope you're trolling and not retarded if you bothered to reread anything or learn how actual parent runs work
how many years until we catch up
>>569110185true, twin
I just always try to run aces and if it accidentally creates a parent then cool
the fucking off-topic chiyotranny obsessed with pedophilia is back again
>>569110185my shit run S pasa ended with 3* turf which solved my falco
>>569110204I wasn't aware there was a comic, I just saved the edit cause I thought it was funny
>>569110268Hippy Ai
>>569109941but I like the gameMANT is just bad
>>569109776>>569110014>>569110020>>569110212Yeah....
>>569109776so many good parents have too many As or dogshit base affinity. Great system
>>569110169I don't understand what you're even trying to imply.You're basically guaranteed Groundwork if you have Falco SSR. You don't use the Falco SSR for Ace runs, your inspiration was shit (no Groundwork). Why would you keep going?
lately ive been abandoning runs if kitasan fucks off to stam/guts in the first 10 turns of the runat that point im just wasting time clicking in useless shit
me when GL starts and i delete all my MANT spreadsheets
>>569110394>so many good parents have too many As or dogshit base affinity.Oguri, Maruzensky, and to a lesser degree Sky have such terrible affinity it makes me rage just thinking about it
>>569110414I use falco SSR on my ace runs
>>569110319Fine. I'll do it myself.
>>569110525hope I'll be able to voucher rickey>>569109776>The fact that you can't influence this in any way is agonizingyou'll be able to swipe for that benefit>>569109532if you treat it casually>>569109315>They literally can tho, they're just skill hints, the only ones that can't are stuff like the unity exclusive burning/ignited skillsNigger we're talking about front parents they need groundwork, prudent positioning and ignited wit on top of having three greens and as many assorted whites as possible because you're getting fucked by skillpoint costs so every hint discount is extremely valuable you're not making good frontrunners off the akikawa cuck roulette.
>>569110395kaichou...
I think I gained some weight after last night dinner
>>569110525>bwo seriously believes he's not gonna be making parents in MANT for the rest of the yearThe ride never ends.
>>569110570TRAINER AND PALMER BANGED ON THE BEACH?!
>>569110414because you just blew 40 minutes and don't want to go back to another 60 FOR A PARENT RUN?That's the entire point, you're using layers to salvage a lame run, the entire point is the mode is a fucking hour long and you don't want to spend any more time than that on a gacha game per day (also, you can get prudent/GW and not get distance S...)Like I was saying the reading comprehension thing sarcastically but I guess this actually is a struggle here. If you're a turbo-autist who literally PARENT GRINDS IN THE HOUR LONG MODE MULTIPLE HOURS A DAY then yes, rock your yaeno or falco power cards, get the guaranteed GW, then get your pace chaser pink after spending an hour, if you're STILL missing the point by now you're a lost cause.
>>569110564why are you building bricks
You should have at least 6 platinums before giving advice or making sweeping statements about the game
>frontfags expect pity or sympathy lmaoooo, you were told building fronts was an awful experience
>>569110525Gl is a spreadsheet game too
>>569110570>>569110647
>try rooms as a front>there's a smart falcon that activates her unique right before we get to the corner so she stays first for the entirety of the racejfc, don't be like me and grab corners OOs
What happened to futamusume? Wake up a third of the club is gone and the names changed.
>>569110725I want to stick my penis between their bellies and cover them in my cum
>>569110725
>>569110617This is the funniest gaslight yet>the scenario that everyone hates the most, everyone will magically keep using after GLyeah.............press [x] to doubt.
>>569110737salmer pex
>>569110715i have 7 plats and make things up
>>569110693So my failed ace without groundwork is a good parent? Again, it does not take an hour unless you are bad at the game
>>569110737what a waste, shouldve drawn helios' lewd tan lines
>>569110423Then just dont click on Kita.In MANT, a training facility that doesnt correspond to one of the 3 card types in my deck needs to have at least 3 supports below orange on it for me to click.Otherwise I'll just take a single person on spd or wit instead.
>>569110737>>569110837
I feel like Rickey is a cope uma for those that don't already have Falcon.On that note, i made Falcon turf A and she just automatically outperforms 90% of dedicated turf fronts. Umazing.
>>569110835It's still the best scenario for parent runs until affinity gets reworked.
>>569110737Oh... i guess they did actually fuck on the beach.
>>569110693bwo you're quitting on the 1st inspo and that only takes like 15 minutes at most.
>>569110715Okay what sweeping statement would you like about the game?This was hard to fit
>>569110548I think Teio should tease McQueen's chubby belly until she cries.
>>569110708I'm here to have fun and I'm f2pI still above average plat%, and even more if you count B wins (for the ms victorias)
>>569110715I can just pretend to have 50 platinums across multiple servers.For my first degree as Platinum Lord, standing paizuri is stupid as a concept. There just isn't any leverage. Just sit or lay down for everyone's comfort and pleasure.
>>569110570>>569110737>>569110905Threesome with Helios and Palmer next
I'm going to train Rice Shower
>two days left>ace runs have all been awful>mile S runs getting hit with the random losses and no rainbows curseIt's over
>>569110974I think Teio should tease YOUR chubby belly until YOU cry!
>>569110938Besties don't mind sharing their Torena.
>>569108364anymore webm from that event? I like it changes everyday
>>569110935that's 100% truebut I don't think most (ie 99%) players will use it after MANT concludes.
>>569110552
>>569110925fronts like other frontsyou run both ricky and falco and then have sex with them after
>>569111058I would cry tears of joy if I had one!!! The skeletal life is pathway to only despair.
>>569110737Top pulled up, hickies on the neck, bikini bottom hanging off one leg
>>569111069Herd animal DNA will do that.
>>569111017>leveragewhat're you on about? if she's stacked enough for standing paizuri she can just move them around while standing still and keeping the tip in her mouth
>>569110951>>569110860Please share your opinions on:>this parent vs ace run debate>if sweep is worth rolling for>if maruzensky speed is worth rolling for without being a front autist
>>569110693>muh Pace pinkKek fucking retard, try training Grandparents without a billion A aptitudes? Worst thing I can get here is Front sparks, and even that isn't too awful for Fronts.Mant prints out good parents way faster than URA or Unity ever did.
>>569111145Technically, the clothes were still on.
>>569111027As the three goddesses intended of course.Some umas are simply package deals.
>>569111140If there was a way for me to siphon some of my fat into you I would be happy to do it any time.
>>569109231It transform from using up silver cleat to gold cleat, you might also get SSR from them, I got spe guts earlier woohoo
>>569107409yeah, thats 5 races that give 30k in a run. i mainly meant for those hogging them to just use them right away once a 30k race comes up or if its a dirt uma to just use it whenever
>>569111145not just on the neck
>>569110925I only got the Sprint Plat because of Falco, she's too OP and not devilish (very important)
>>569110925I miss having Falco so much it's unrealhaving an alt account was dumb, but damn I had falco AND Ogurifat, dirt careers were so fucking comfy, and mutating Falco for CMs made me smile
>>569110586what was it?
>>569111227All runs are ace runs, anyone doing dedicated parent runs in MANT are insanely stupid since your aces are already doing 40 racesSkip sweeppull for maruzen
>>569111157For every action there is an equal and opposite reactionAll that rocking on your shlong is going to cause awkward back and forth movements in your legs no matter how well you brace themUp and down? Someone that short? You want her to stand on her tiptoes?It just does not make logistical sense
>>569110925Falco with A in both track types is just Better Digitan. Falco with S Turf is effectively having cheat codes turned on
>>569111274Fucked up that this doesn't exist yet. Wizards please develop some better spells...
>>569110905She has a blush but also lost the shine in her eyesCant tell if she is mad she was left out or turned on at the insinuation
>laziness debuff in the middle of summeryeah fuck off im done for this day
do toreinas have to throw hands against other toreinas when they try to scout (take over) their club members (mares)?
>>569111484oh great my soundpost saving is broken again, I really gotta stop using firefox, shitty ass OS
>>569111572>poaching an umaWe already saw an attempt at this in the game anon
>>569111572Jerk off throwdown, whoever gayly moans first loses
is it true that helios spends her entire career being obsessed with ruby and never gets banged by her trainer
>>569111598Just change the _ before 2F into % after saving the file, it takes 5 seconds.But it would be better if we could just fucking have actual soundposts
>>569105826mogu mogu
>>569111145Save it. So next time I ask for tanlines Palmer, you can grant my wish.
>>569111671Partially but she comes around
>>569111079
>>569111572journey sends plausibly deniable death threats to every other uma approached by the trainer she wants
>>569111274>>569111140same. please take my excess, o' skinny one.
Doing careers in URA for the story. How on Earth did I ever make anything useful in that mode? My cards were way worse and yet I still managed to cap at least 1 stat.
Sounds like some y'all need to hit the track yourselves.
>>569111926
>>569111882What’s in the briefcase
>>569112089Food is good.
only doing 1 (one) (uno) (--) room to test my umas before cm officially starts, please come388106633881066338810663
>>569112089I do enough walking with my job, I don't need the track.
>>569112245grim, fronts getting raped AGAIN by ends
I'd plap Helios
>lose debut race>get sleep deprived>agemasen'd by bamboo gutsAll of this happened within the three turns after debut race. Easiest Give Up of my life
>>569112065i wonder how sex with a super smart zoomer feels like
You should prank your trainee by leaving a false medical report visible on your personal office desk knowing full well your trainee will see itThen pretending to hide it after you know they saw it
>>569112663no what the fuck that's mean
>>569112510ehh its more of my fronts killing each other off because no one got ahead and block each other. Hate this mechanic so much I might just use a runaway
>>569112660vinegary
>>569112663*False medical report saying you have a fatal illness>>569112762What could possibly go wrongYou can just pass it off as a mistake on the hospitals end
>>569112826what mean kill each other
>>569112853wat
Honestly CB wit really was the most downplayed card Ends are easily the strongest runner type at the moment, no contest really
>>569112245TAISHIN TESTOOOOOOOresults and statsTHANKS FOR THE LOBBY>>569112510>>569112826ends are seriously so busted but i fear i haven't experienced enough lobbies to know how dangerous fronts are
>>569112729>i will never have a trainee claim my lap as her propertyim ngmi
You don't actually want to fuck your trainee... right?
>>569112931Pace Urara is technically the strongest. But she's very hard to train
>>569113012I want to fuck the shit out of anime City, she is so darn cute and friendly
>>569112871I don't have a pic but if fronts try to go to the outer rail by the final corner you know its cooked. But if they stick to the inner rail they will tweak, this is because my fronts duel too much somehow.
>>569112939Thanks for hosting bwo
>>569113074But dueling is good for Gemini, might be low guts
>>569113012I would.
>>569112931Remember when anons said Nishino Flower would make paces the GODs of mile races?Funny lies.
>>569096016I would have but I was reading a manga
imagine choking on these thighs
>>569112931The best part about ends is how easy it is to build them too
>>569111572This exact thing happens in Super Creek's umamusume story and she's the one that stands up for (you).
>>569111512I'm playing with dev console on
Helios would panic and say that she isn't ready when you push her down but then you do a bit of foreplay and she'd quietly say yes.
>>569113147CM16 will be our promised time. Trust the plan
>>569113221A better Falco than mine, grats she is perfect.
>>569113012It is fate
>>569113183Yep. I train fronts and ends and the ends almost always get more wins with lower quality ratings. All three of my plats were from end closers.
>>569113012>Coal Shitty
>>569113173Delicious
>>569113605>>569113605>>569113605
>>569113412>western artist
>>569113420Wow, good Shinko comics
>>569113147I remember the gaslighting. I’m glad I don’t pull uggo umas
>>569113012If not me then who?IS A TRAINER NOT ENTITLED TO THE UMANKO OF HIS TRAINEE?
>>569113420>tl added credits for himself but not the artistc'mon now
>>569113624>poopy guy
>>569113147furawa is just too much uma for all these shitty torenas to handleI could handle her though. I know I could. Come to me, furawa.
>>569112856I thought this was jordan at first, I think it was the ass up in the air
>>569113624that artist is actually japanese
>>569116517We need to kill him
>>569116901no, he's based
>>569117061>he wants an Uma to become another victim
I'm still horny this week
>>569121559>>569121559Fuck off
