Previous: >>569094653>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Autis/uma/ has one slot open at the moment for any dacchi who is wanting a nice and easygoing, discord free, botless free A rank clubJust don't flatline and everything will go well!Apply either here by submitting your id and I'll invite you once I wake up in the morning, or apply in game by having /uma/ in your profile and I'll accept the invite in the morning
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.Are (You) someome who>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs>plays in Open League>a place for Open discussion>into spreadsheet autismthen ExcelUma (2/30) is the club for (You)there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknownplease reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.Club ID588536995
>>569113605what kind of name is "Le Fishe" anyway, it sounds very dorky
>>569113664Fuck off
Umamusume knowledge check (self-reported)https://poal.me/bc5ylyhttps://poal.me/bc5yly
>>569113760i literally say their name when i hear it>tm opera o...>golshi...>makween...
>>569113664Fuck on
>>569113703just join a real club gwos you have 2 members with D rewards
ButtSweat's recruiting! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, no quota, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply in here or in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>569113760I play the game muted
>>569113762
give me GL already
>>569113984gunlance macqueen
>>569113934Oh innaresting I would have put in a choice for that, "not applicable" or something, if I'd thought of the possibility
>>569114040lmao
what the FUCK HAPPENED TO THE CLUB
>>569114040Not my Spe-Chud
>>569113945Me on the right
i DON'T fuck stallions like gold city
I just ate 12 large tenders, a smoothie, and like four hefty fistfuls worth of fries from a new fried chicken place in town
>>569114085I think it stands for Gay Lorax
LOOK AT MY WHORSE
>>569114109don't join non/uma/ clubs bwo
>>569114040Buena zampona ctmr
>>569113605Umasumi is looking for 2 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked >9 million monthly quota will revert to 6 million starting July>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>569114224mmm I kinda like this
>>569114148https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11500150
>>569114241I thought it WAS
THE'YRE ONLY CALLED STALLIONS IF THEY'RE ON STUD DUTY CHUD STOP CALLING THEM THAT
>>569114296Kill Journeyfags
>>569114325name the club lazy nigger, I don't like this drama drip feeding
>>569114506why
>>569114109Futamusume? It's owarida. My club already got two of you
>>569114506Is that the fucking Weeknd
>>569114224I like this
>all those recruitment ads>with no people to join any clubit's so over
>>569114463they're on duty for me (a stud)
>>569114583Sadly, yes.
>>569114515It's not Drama and the club got renamed to something different Im just flabbergasted that it imploded and became a casual no quota club
>>569114606we had 6 deaths today in our club... they werent club hoppers either...
>>569114224MY WHORSE IS AMAZING
>wanna join an /uma/ club>have no intention of seriously playing until Seeking the Pearl dropsHmmm...what to do...
>>569113717call it reddit even>>569113879but this sounds fun gwo, that's all I need.
>>569114649a club imploding is club drama
>>569114747No... youre just autistic
>>569114647Why though
>>569114683Autis/uma/ will survive...
>>569114778nyo...
>>569114729>wanting the tranny hagQuit the game
>>569114606Its so bad Team Trials will be at 25k cutoff in a week or 2.
>>569114729You should make a jiggie
>>569114324https://files.catbox.moe/0m2p9n.jpg
>>569114902This would be really easy if you just shoved Firm Course Menace onto all your umas
>>569114606No one wants to join an A club
Is it wrong to want to fuck a stallion?
Stallions?
>>569114606it's because Kita is ugly
>>569115125Stallions are the cutest umas
They're really good friends
>>569114779Shippingfags
>>569114925Maybe later. I'm gonna hit the hay for now. Good neight.
FUCK
>>569115125I love dorks
>>569115006>stallion Faggot
>>569113605>cafe's secret signal for sex with tore
>>569115219>ShitzarioWhy would (You) say that to her face even
Starting my scuffed last minute Inari One runs. What would YOU pick for a 6th card?I'm leaning Helios for slipstream milecorner ramp and longshot
>>569115219Cesario is beautiful
THANK YOU BASED GREEN WOMAN! This is the best daily shop ever.
>>569115219now this is a wedding event, just start a family already
>all clubs are dyinggrim
>>569115438I'd go with Riko or Furawa Powa
>>569115242You should stay up all night.
>>569115219Hmm
>>569114729One URA fan run a day is enough for 90% of the /uma/ clubs. At least half will let you get away with even less.
>>569115438Yeppers for some guts click + PTO
>>569115219>>568883724
>>569115540>>569115219
i think arcade shooters are better than crane games desu
>Tachyon offers you a cup of tea when you're tired>insists it's just a normal cup of tea>you drink it despite your reservation >Tachyon starts getting extremely flirty, blowing in your ear and touching you >you start getting hard>she tells you the tea she just gave you was a potent aphrodisiac >rock fucking hard >you throw caution to the wind and passionately fuck Tachyon for hours>in the afterglow Tachyon tells you it was just normal tea with a caffeine pillwhat would you do
>>569115438oh, duh, I was in cancer mindset. yeah ignore the riko suggestion. Marvy power, swap marvy wit for tachyon. good to go.
>>569115775stop posting this image
>>569115798bitch is lying
>>569115438Nishino and Hishiama are both good fits. If you have good white sparks definitely Flower, if you're possibly short on hints take Hishi.
>>569115798rape her again in the 'name of science'
>>569115838Licking and kissing Gentildonna's sweaty, sticky and salty pits
>>569115798plap her again for good measure.
>>569115751scary...
>>569115912>Gorilla
>>569115838
>>569115798Spank her for lying.
>>569115963Ook ook
>>569115792I think Dia should stop raping her trainer
>>569116093>bestiality Neck yourself
>>569115219Just make the dating sim already cygames
>>569116093I'm so unbelievably horny nowfuck you
Guess the blue/pink.
>>569116175I can't believe people fuck horses here
Somebody make a shogi room.
>>569116170mmmm...... nyo
>>569116207Medium
>>5691162072 spd2 med
>>569116220I blame happy meek anon
>>5691162071* stam 2* turf
>>569115792>>569116275
>>569116303>>569116305>>569116407
>>569116472FUCK that's good
Special Wife variant when
>>569116432No kids
>>569116592Never I hope
>>569116592Why are all her kids so thirsty for their trainers...
>>569116679Anime when?
>>569116679too loud nigger
>>569116592I want to look up her dress and see her cute butt and panties
>>569116679Truly a miracle
>>569113605WHITE WHALE
>>569116679I'd rape her
This is probably not safe right? The line will probably be around here won't it?
>>569116592She already has two alts, so probably not soon. Hope you enjoy your free Supreme Commander of Japan alt
>>569117051BUT I WANT A BRIDE VERSION
>>569116310post it
>>569115895Inari has end straights and straight spurt innate, so i am not sure hishiama is all that useful, just hesi end. She IS good for stam lines tho and i have no stam sparks just kinda praying for average RNG to nudge it and guts to 580+. Inari's a 20 power character and my best white and pink sparks come with power blues so i am expecting power to just cap without even pressing it.>>569115809My issue there is Tachy has no skill hints for end/mile, and marvy wits has better hint rate and levels than her SSR. If 50%->55% RB seems worth it to you I'd probably use flower over that switcharoo.>>569115635Noted. I suppose PTO + chance for corner accel off her random event is more useful more often than letting her chain finish for corner cunny.I think i'll try flower first and pivot based on how the statline ends up, bijin if low guts, hishi if low stam, helios if lacking skills. TY for inputs.
>>569116764lol faggot cry about it
>>569116275Satono should create a scenario where Trainer rapes her in order to guilt him into marrying her.
>>569116592The limit is three and Spechud has used all of hers.
>>569117181I dont make it a habit of saving horse pussy(irl) to my PC anon
So I guess it's canon umas can molest with their tailWhy would they do this
>>569116472hey I guessed one of em, and the right stat for the other. I RULE
>>569117051tbf she'd probably be one of the first to break the alt limit. her or suzuka.
>>569117226>Inari has end straights and straight spurt innateDidn't know that. I recommend Nishino then for stamina, charming, and firm.
>changes /uma/ forever
>>569116679
>>569117283why not? it was a popular demand
>>569113879every club started with ~2 members, exception being eden which probably had a couple sweeps with them
>>569117249don't talk to me like this if you know whats good for you
>>569117226>updrafters lv3 off a hint on turn 2kino.yes it was the best option
>>569117109Her daughters will carry her legacy don't worry
>>569117274coward
Never rewatch S1 while playing MANT. Knocked me out straight to sleepland
>>569117451She should lose the shorts
>>569116915crazy record for a lazy fatty
the cat stays
>>569116915Is she a stayer im uma?
>>569116614babies must be made
>>569117831I have Daiwa Scarlet brainrot, I thought it was her from the thumbnailShe's not even my favorite what the fuck
>>569117831a cat is fine too
>>569117831fuck her right in the pussy?
>>569117936probably a sign of some kind from shiraoki-sama
>>569118131hot
orenji
>>569118076do not fuck the pussycat.
>>569117874>stallion
>>569118160
>>569117573God I love the Spe clan
I think scarlet should be raped so she'd shut the fuck uplike dober and groovethey're asking for it
Pregnant hours
>>569118131>shiraokiA fake god. A fraud. Do not believe in him.
Weird thing to post during pride month
>nooo don't sexualize the uma>current uma jp is one step away from eroge sex scenes?
>>569116679How did this fatty pull that miracle out?
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOYMY FATHER TOOK ME INTO A ROOM MATCHTO SEE A PRACTICE RACEHE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UPWOULD YOU BE THE TRAINER OF THE OSHISTHE POOR AND FREE TO PLAYSHE SAID WILL YOU DEFEAT THEMTHE DOLPHINS AND ALL THE WHALES AND BUHISTHE UGS THEY HAVE MADEBECAUSE ONE DAY I'LL LEAVE YOU A PARENTTO BORROW IN YOUR CAREERSTO JOIN THE GRADED LEAGUEflash of inspiration right before bed if anyone wants to pitch in for the next vocaroo
>>569118441>nooo don't sexualize the umano one says this>current uma jp is one step away from eroge sex scenestrue and good
>>569118225>Stallion Milk
>>569118356umm... shiraoki is a goddess (irl mare) ok, chuddie? get it right
SEX with HELIOS in a cavewith a bunch of scrap
>>569118465Your next wedding alt.
>>569118679
>>569118679would make for good gap moe
SLUT!SHORTSTACK KANSAI SLUT THIRSTS FOR TORENACOCK
>>569118729wtf anon you are spilling your mashed peas all over the place you fucking animal
posting propaganda
>>569118778STEAMING HOT EDO UMANKO
>>569117573speaking of legacy
>>569118778https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11496985
>>569113762Helios is much smaller than that.
the lack of ex-wife content in this franchise is pretty concerning
>>569118679id honestly take it
>>569118901Kris S did this
>>569118803>abs>>>/y/
>>569119029>faggot>>/out/
>>569114713GIVE IT A LICK
>>569119014She can't, she's a female but she's pregnant too, by me
>>569118702Suzuka giving me doe-eyed looks and waving demurely would make me professionally uncomfortable.Trainers and trainees should be professional and not get into romantic relationships.
>>569119014Wrong
>>569117316Between them it's definitely Suzuka, someone very high up at Cygames loves her
>>569119087fuck... i didnt crosspost properly... i'll see myself >>>/out/ ...
>>569119182Delete
>>569118914This dialogue is terrible. I know that shitwu has a thing for shitting on self inserters but this is a POV titjob here, self inserting is kind of the point, but the conversation actually deletes my boner from this otherwise great shot. Maybe its my tism.
I HATE MANT
I don't want to do mant runs anymore
>>569119182I always find it weird how aggressively Cygames pushed that ship, considering Cesario has two other G1 winners in Saturnalia and Leontes
>>569117226rb is in tiers. 50/60 is same. 65 is when it ups again
Have an unprofessional relationship with your trainee
>>569119317>I know that shitwu has a thing for shitting on self inserters
>>569119510banana milk...
>>569119140>/v/ imagekys
>sloptuber I follow released his GL guide>the shop songs can give extra specialty priority as passive as extra global skill points gain>light hello can give you shop tokens if you train with herholly rngslop scenario
>>569118803>oshi is 'Brian'>another mega beauty just straight up 'Mr'>gentil is a muscleheadhmm..
>>569119510
>>569119182
>>569119716
>>569119391They pushed it to shill the ballroom event but it end up flopping anyway, it was so rushed that they didn't even give Cesario any voiceline during the event. It was such a mess that they tried to compensate it with her wedding alt
>>569119793Too realistic
borrows = done
>>569119391because kamehameha is a never ever
>>569113703Kinda grim to be starting a new club in MANT.
>>569118373These two are so daughter-coded
lol
>>569119935Id dip my stick in both of emMaybe even at the same time
>>569119935Fuck off pedo
>1 speed 3 wit 2 power>1100 speed>2 speed 3 wit 1 power>1130 speedalright nigger
>>569119592biwa, I'm just so darn thirsty...
>>569119896Aichan gives me heavy gf coded vibes.
Stam requirement for cm15? 800 and gold?
>>569119896How many give ups
>come back from work>TP is full>have to do MANT
>>569119989Oops meant for >>569119987
>>569119945Would lick
>>569120045none
>>569119415I'm aware, but you'll still get a tiny bit more SP out of each race. 50% vs 55% is 1 more SP per graded race, 2 more per G1. Over a career with 35 races 18 of them G1s its another 55 SP, could snag another skill, could be wasted leftovers, but worth acknowledging.
Would you date this uma?
>>569120113I stand by what i said
>>569120118You can only choose one
>>569120143Man she's so cute
>>569119803What a surprise amirite
>>569120113Posted first so it's impossible that it was meant to a post that didn't exist at the time, your time machine reps
>>569119707>another mega beauty just straight up 'Mr'My curiosity about how this gets addressed in story starts killing me whenever I think about it.
>>569120178Only if she lets me brush her hair
>>569119480
>>569120178Haya wife...
>>569120178I would impregnate this uma
>>569120016>>569120225indeed
>>569120193But why, I have enough saliva for both
>>569120178No, she'll bite my dick off for confusing it with a banana
>>569120338God id kill for a slice of pizza but im on a strict diet... umas for this feel?
sleeping next to an uma would probably suck during the summer since they run so hot
wahey>>569120338holy comfy
weird ass alien creature with fuckass glowing eyes
>>569120305>cowCringe
>>569120461I can take it
>>569120461They like the AC cold so it shouldnt be a problem>>569120493She infected her trainer with them so...
>>569120445Do you really need to ask?
>>569120473Cute eyeballs
>>569120461Just turn on the AC the whole night
>>569120493rude
>>569120178yes
>>569120178>Hayahide cooks for her trainer>Taishin cooks for her trainerDoes Tickezo cook too?
>>569120603I just wanted to see a picture of her honestly...Though the pizza and diet thing is real, id sneak a pie with McQueen
>>569120545You have no authority to judge me until you produce your own BASED statline uma to attempt to claim superior taste.
>>569120575How the fuck do humans get infection from umas
>>569120461never noticed they gave shishio the glory eyes lolalso crank that AC baybeeeeee (some pillows between the two of you could also help)
>>569120736No
>>569120813You are her top guy after all. Its only logical.
>>569120465forgot to add I literally look like that, color scheme and all. missed opportunity
>>569120813Their eyes met
>>569120274doubt its ever acknowledged. I feel overall its super rare the names themselves are ever acknowledged - at most a reference like mtg is plane otaku
>>569120836>some pillows between the two of you could also helpthe uma refuses
forever my kingu
>>569120813himbas are insane
>>569120883how the tape stay on
>>569121003SiL gave me rabies...
>>569119510Biwa. When she enters the gate the rest of the umas disappear and she's running alone, but I'll never reach her... I'll never feel her, touch that hair, buy her bananas. I'm stuck on the other side of this cursed screen, on this cursed earth.
>>569120813Genetically speaking, umamusume are humans with a different chromosome 23-X, so almost every abnormality that can affect an umamusume can affect a human and vice versa, unless it's a virus that specifically replicates in a strand of that chromosome.
>>569113762these 4 umas are oji san predators
my groundwork…
>>569121109Glue factory
>>569120961>>569121003oh yeah SiLs trainer got her glowy red eye thing too didnt he?also a bop of a song
kek
>>569120813something about triple tiarasgentildonna's trainer becomes the strongest(?) human in tracenstill in love gives her trainer rabies(??)almond eye's trainer gets glory eyesidk what the fuck is cyge smoking ngl
hishi amazon's final foal was named hishi last guy
>>569120957but you're a man
>>569120957the eyes too and EVERYTHING?
>>569120957Lets have sex please
>>569121193There are probably more...
Me who wants both SiL and Ai.
>>569121159
>>569121245let's not go THAT far...
>>569121296Kek
>>569121296heh
ENOUGH FROM THE PREGNANT SPAMMERS
>>569121164Did these guys get bonked or what?
>>569121296YOU WANT TO RIP THEIR EYES OUT
>>569121195I did that
>>569121381*impregnates you*
>>569121383I imagine the dead accounts either quit or were permabanned like the singapoorean's "TT padder #4"all the seaniggers benefitting from botters jumped ship because a club announcing they're botting wasn't going to be sustainable
>>569121347dang it would be cool though........
>>569121529
I need to tease Ama's nipples
Post BIG umas
Intense Gays hint lv MAX
I'm not gonna do another ace run for gemini
>>569121529*impregnates your heckin' daughterooski*
>>569121587Impregnates her again
I wanna pull for Kotobuki Ticket
>>569121529>>569121584I NEED TO FUCK ULALA
Lovcen will be the next horse with 7 G1 after Gentildonna>Hopeful Stakes GET>Satsuki Sho GET>Japanese Derby GET>Kikuka Sho basically GET due to his blood and strong horses doesn't enter Kikuka anymore>Tenno Sho Spring 2027same reason as Kikuka>Arima Kinen 2027>Tenno Sho Spring 2028 same reason as KikukaArima Kinen 2026 is questionable because of strong contenders like Croix, Ebayan, Mile, Masqball. But if he can win it there, he's the strongest Japanese horse in 2020's without question.
>>569121441enjoy your breast chocolate milk
Am I retarded or this skill looks sick nasty for next mediumslop cm? Or is the accel proc timing too late?
FUARK....KINO....
>>569121587Why would she give Oguri a call when Tama was her "main" rival
>>569121889I can't look at bakushin with serious lore, she will always be a joke relief character to me
>>569121760based
>>569121195Allen...
>>569121775Bear shit will RAPE him
damn what the fuck happened here
>>569121964>hey nice nature, what about that carrot plushie?>why is it dirty only on the tip? Why is that stain kinda yellowish?
>>569120017
>>569122030Your trainee knew fewer skills than the competition.
a CM but everyone is only allowed to have 1 point of stamina so the entire race is everyone gassing out and recovery skills are disabledalso make it on the longest track while its raining
>>569122041Why are you like this man?
Aye copy
>>569121970Pancakes...
>>569122119I want to be the carrot
>>569122079@umagrok umafy this classic touhou image.
>>569121750I had a dream Sirius dragged me off to marry her and I had no say in the matter since it was "for my own good".
Uma is still really bad at explaining why the girls retire early other than LORE
>>569122079nigga we're not even done with CM14 yet
Thoughts?
>>569120017800 and white
>>569122201We hate hishi amazon here.
>>569122154>you either get dragged into epsatono island or the symboli tunnelsOh no...
>>569122201https://youtu.be/D1-jDZzcvDE
i don't have enough friend points to buy my books this month. how do i get more?
>>569120017400 and 1200 guts
>cat uma
>>569122201grabbing the handle and twisting it to full blast so it sprays her face and goes up her nose then she scolds me and yells but it sounds funny because she's contorting her face because of the nose water feeling.
>>569121921New victim https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16298944
>>569122316What is her problem and why is she like this?
>>569122201Taking her from behind.
>>569122364She just wants to marry torena and umapyoi, as a normal uma does.
>>569122364She hates dying alone
marked by (literally) falco...
maybe the real musume was the uma we made along the way
>>569122201Peak mommy uma, unlike Creek who is just mindless fetish bait.
I just nutted to Mirako outside the schedule...
>>569122448>normal
>>569122503Fucked up how these will stay up until the thread diesYou know what else will stay up?
>>569122545Yeah, normal middle schoolers want sex.
>>569122503
>>569122554>You know what else will stay up?Mirako's hunger, yeah.
>>569122554DEEZ NUTS!
Mirako seems to be the new FOTM discord spam uma
>>569122503Bratty chronic masturbators need to be punished. You were supposed to save your load for the next weekend.
>just woke up from a dream that felt like an entire year of my life where after great effort I ended up with an amalgam my brain made of every girl that got away...it's not looking good for me bros
I can't get horny for Mirako. She's too silly for me.
>>569122621look at this nigga seething because he wasn't invited to the /uma/cord LMAO
>>569121992>implying Bereshit wouldn't injure himself again right after Kobe Shimbun Hai or whatever Kikuka prep race is
>>569122621It's the new uma to be attention whored to death until it moves on to the next one. It's a grim cycle set in place by a very bored and unemployed faggot.
im almost done with akebonos completionist title some of these are a pain to get since it sucks to play the entire career with C in both med and dirt
haru is not for sexual
>>569122364she has the need to breed
>>569123045Then she should stop being sexy
>>569123045you just want people to post sexy uraras to prove you wrong
>>569122621loser~
>>569122869Meiya why are you still seething? Move on
ulala died a virgin....
>>569122554I remember doing this jiggie... what a pain in the butt all that blue was
>>569122621Fatfags are promoting their fetish
V won
>>569123152>>569118707
>>569123291
Yeah I'm just going to send my TT gals into this CM.
I'm running triple twintails for gemini. Scarlet up front, Inari in the back, still struggling between Nature and Jordan in the middle. I don't have falcoAnyone else doing anything thematic?
I'm gonna fuck Biwa and Taishin, while chikezo cries in the cuckchair.
Not that guy, but Meiya responded before and someone else is the shitstirrer
>>569123314>>>/u/
Uh oh uma&co meltie
>>569123348she would do that regardless
>>569123179she should have at least had some sex for fun...
>>569123321Oki I hope you win too
>>569123352No shit. It's just the usual after he fucked up and revealed he's still stirring shit here https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/xrTKRmDQ4R58JGoEE28F5g/
>>569123314this artist has never seen a single one of these umas even once before
>>569123321>1%
>>569123453>Stego is a man
>>569123453idgi
>average about 4m fans and 50% active over the last few monthseh. maybe i'll just stay in this dead D club it's fine
V is doing the shitposting routine before he sleeps I guess.
If OGuri is a good skill for pretty much every non front runner is Fuji Kiseki's skill good for pretty much every front or pace chaser as last spurt speed??
>>569123157Yes, it is I, your schizo boogeyman.Lol. Get fucked nigger no one likes you. Report this post and show everyone your race.
comfy hours soon stay strong bros
>>569123547Anon A calls ntr a basic blonde bitch (she is)Now every shitposter is Anon A
>>569123450bue bue bueeee
haru has one of the best namesit's just fun to say
>>569123635https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11480303
>>569123547We always had a shitstirrer that troll bakes, anti JP, and most probably the scatjeet ever since many months ago. There was another troll bake earlier, https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569049258/#569049258https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569073951/and replied that image. Revealing he's still in fact stirring shit here.
>>569123453He was right lol
>>569123641why did they make ntr a main character for road when she's completely and utterly devoid of personality aside from 'i'm nice'
>>569123701I kept saying that the schizo just changed his tactics but no one wanted to listen to me or believe it. Good thing he fucked up though since my theory was right
now whatI'm out of borrows too...guess I'll goon or something
>NTR V seethe out of nowhereHow?
>>569123682also MAYANO TOPPU GUUUNNN
>>569123853Post your materials
>>569123701It's been very obvious but everyone and their mothers would rather entertain him than ignore his multiple devices
653948
>>569123827Uma ears must be so nice to touch.
>>569123701>>569123812Okay and who is the schizo? Meiya??
>>569123913this?
>>569123768That's why she's the main character; Opera O and Vega are more interesting, but they would put off part of the audience. NTR is safe and inoffensive.
real dramatranny hours
>>569123768>Why is the horse named top road the main character in road to the top?The world may never know
>>569123978What the fuck this is literal porn! Blur her ears or delete this now
>>569124041Masturbatory materials you dingus
>>569123701I knew it's still the scatjeet. You can never really get rid of schizos in this board.He'll probably force that the scatjeet is one of the names he keeps forcing in the threads now that he fucked up
>gets mad if people don't pay attention to her trainer>also get mad when people doI do not get Gold City at all???
bruh ._.
V melty
>>569124107It's already trying to force it
>>569124123she's a womanyou're not meant to understand her
>>569124101Ah that, I don't know.I'll check to see what's new on exhentai, or if there are new releases for hentai anime.Or I'll just lay in bed and do it there with no porn.
V love
>>569124126This is my inspirations on 200++ affinity meanwhile my barely double circle affinity gives everything>>569124123Gold City is peak unironic and unfiltered woman simulator
that's like the 3rd time you mention V in the last 10 minutes lol you truly are obsessed
>>569124187Good luck then, hopefully you won't have to descend the abyss that is fapping to aislop because it features a character you love that has basically 0 good human made porn
i fapped to a ningen todayi feel like i betrayed my umas
>>569124226We know Umama
>>569124321Did the ningen at least put on fake Uma ears and tail?
soon brothers soon
I love Oguri so fucking much
I look like this
post something sleepy
>>569124407
>>569124407Should have just gone left instead.
>>569124407That guy is literally me kek
HEY HEY NINGEN SUCKAAI NINGEN NINGEN FUCKA
i fapped to a ningen todayand it was glorious
>>569124496Sure
Can someone give me a comprehensive list of every Uma that is considered boyish in any shape or form? For research purposes, of course.
>>569124801>argentineDisgusting faggy negro
>>569124496
>>569124715>Topro in the imagei'm going to have a melty about V
>basic bitch vs. latinxthere are no winners
triple crown threesome
>>569124715kys v
>>569124407Where's the lie. If it was me I would put the "left" to /vm/a though. They're literally comfy hours all time around
I don't even know who this supposed V is.
>>569124801Based Argentina
>>569124946It's an old tripfag from /lgbt/ that some schizo thinks came here, better ignore that discussion.
>>569124842>instant meltyEasy
>>569124946On 4chan, V refers to the Video Games message board. It is one of the site's oldest, most active, and most highly trafficked boards, dedicated to discussing video games, industry news, hardware, and related pop culture.
>>569124917without the airvents, urara's face is also very round
>>569124775do you mean boyish or masculine?
>>569124917Their only problem is hall monitors but other than that they're quite comfy and can go back to ibtopic quite easily
>>569124946Some secondary that latched on a little too hard to the 4 episode OVA
bue
>>569124801This is why everyone loves neicha
>>569125168>ibtopicontopic I meant
>>569125013>dedicated to discussing video games, industry news, hardware, and related pop culture.big if true
>>569124917haru kissu
>>569125227
>>569123707>archiveYou're truly retarded, V
>>569124460https://youtu.be/nJs0rcVwaqwShe deserves all the overpowered alts in the world
>>569124801unironically kino. saved. Please don't be spyware.
>>569124801>third place>third worlders love herit tracks
B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and get 50% off your next order
Seiun Sky's cute pubes in my mouth.
redditship
hey
>569125458seething
>>569126336Cafe's friend sees (you) as a threat to her running career by way of pumping cafe full of babies so she can't run.
>still gone
so the schizo is the scatjeet? no...should I say... scatSPIC!
>>569126104but 50% times 0 is still 0
>>569125459I want to rewatch Cingray again Ogurin is so cute.
>>569126585>>569126697nice melty bwo
schizohours are over SEAgwo stop trying to fit in
>>569124261I finished, I wanted you to know that.
>>569126371I like them sparse and thin
Is it true that Still in Love doesn't actually love her trainer?
>>569127043Hahakigi's early art has a certain charm to it too.
569127097shut up fag
>>569126974How was it?
>>569126950>implying anyone other than SEAfags are online right nowSEAchacho please
>>569126804But it's still half off!
>>569127097idk she tells you that she loves you in the story mode so make of that as you will
Curren Bouquetd'or is cute!
>>569121104Jordan is not like that
Only in MANT I can have a great start and spiral downward during senior year. What a piece of shit scenario
>>569124407kino
>>569127474that's been able to happen since ura bwo. Any run ends when you're hit with a triple mood down + ailment that doesnt clean itself after 1 infirmary trip
>>569127224uh oh melty
>>569127562not to mention rainbows completely disappearing after senior summer has been a thing since day 1 even for whales.
>>569127474Skill issue
>>569127562Nah. My cope with URA and Unity is their training facilities are leveling on your pace, and you're constantly training. With MANT you need to hit rainbow during certain turns with recoveries and charms on hand or you're fucked.
My game froze like that...
>>569127306Overpowered by dainty uma
>>569127748BAKUSHIN TEKI SHOURI HA HA HA HA
>>569114463So what you're saying is we can still call KSB one
Is Fast & Furious good in CM 15 or it just cope gambler and Position Pilfer is good enough SSR marvolous sunday is driving insane
>>569127904F&F is mandatory on lates always. It's late surger Daring Strike
>>569127306
>>569127754>ywn get raped like thisis life even worth it
>>569127834Damn, I thought this was a creative way to advertise your super awesome kitasan parent but I was wrong.
>>569127904no gold = glueshrimple as
We fucked
>>569126804EHHH?You think we give away our meat for free?Its a premium cut, made for club members only.Membership in the club may be free, but you still gotta pay for the meat. 600K fans per pound.
>>569128292please stop posting such ridiculous lies in this anonymous board, obviously my wife Digital would only embrace her only trainer (me)
Mambo
just walked around the block. said hi to one of the horses in the stable adjacent to the sidewalk (he was still awake surprisingly, or maybe I just woke him up) but his buddy was inside the building and I didn't see himI want to feed them carrots and bananas but I'm sure their owners would not appreciate it
>>569128428Could have just asked the owner, and visit them daily to be your fren
>>569127904Fast and Furious is good for every CM, but its not mandatory. Just like every other midrace velocity skill.>>569128081No its not, retard.
>>569126104Dancho carrying the B+ club on her back... should just join a better one like Uma&Co or Mambo
>>569128081eughi don't wanna make a ticket parentand i don't wanna potential 5 ticket either
>>569127904its not mandatory but if you're not fighting for it then you may as well just bring wit sunday for better hints and wit growth. power marvy does fucking nothing. no TE, no mood effect, no priority, she's a gutter trash card you literally only bring for 2 things: race bonus, and fast and furious.
>>569128532maybe I will at some pointI don't wanna be a weirdo
>>569128645>her
>>569128645Carries don't move to greener pastures because they think they deserve itthey carry the club because it's fun to be a pillar of the community, and not be shackled with quotas
>>569128706Should be fine. I assume the owner would be fine with it
>>569128760Almost all of /uma/'s clubs are w*men
>>569128081No. FF gives more speed, but its shorter, so most of the time it won't get you to pace chaser positions, but daring strike will push you to late surger positions. Even if it did push you up, it can deny you your positional requirements, unlike on end closers.
>>569128857>endclosers can just move up too far without any issues but lates can'tnigger game
Should trainer and trainee really watch movies together in their free time?
>>569128645>join a better one like Uma&Co or MamboThey may be a higher rank, but theyre not better than us. Please don't insult Basashi like that.
>>569128645>unironically reminding Uma&Colollmao even
>>569129165I just saw that twitter post too
>>569129136t. Buttsweater
>>569127754i need sex with bouquet
>>569128221You can't change the Dead Cops number, it's too iconic. Also I don't have KSB, I was merely inspired to make it because of someone here always saying Kita needs rest from all the dick flattening
Any fakeposters here?
>>569129307Nah, I am a real one.
>>569129307Faker? I think you're the fake shitposter around here. Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake
"We" have "arrived"
>>569129278Bouquetd'or wouldn't be this lewd.
>>569128857If your end closer needs daring strike to push you up with the late surgers then your end is glue.Ends and lates basically run together, there isnt too much difference in their base performance or how they behave. The only meaningful difference between them is what skills they have access to such as Spurt and Daring strike.
why do some posters here just post the same images over and overis it a metaphor for careers
>>569129536themes and such
>>569129536please identify which ones
>>569129536kill vaguepostersbe specific
>>569129432don't have to announce you're cumming bro
>>569129419Which uma would say Shadow is the best hedgehog?Tama would think SatAM Sonic is unironically the coolest shit ever and have the show's opening them be on her playlists
>>569129536I don't go to pixiv/booru/xitter for a new image every time, and some images have wider use cases than others.
>>569129536I just have images I really like and like posting>>569129652Duramente is just Shadow as an uma
>>569129536I used the image of Vegeta getting elbowed by Perfect Cell every time someone thought to challenge Turf Queens
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
here's a new rice shower sirs
>>569129536Because I stole them from the threads
Durara is Oguri but without the food autism
CM14 status?
>>569129536I only have around 2k images saved
>>569129943teio sex
>>569129652vodka (she thinks he's cool and wants his bike and shoes)windy (she thinks he's evil)duramente is actually just shadow
>>569129954What are some autistic things she does?
>>569130001ready to go. finished my cm15 aces too. now just kind of doing random parent runs.
>>569130001I hope my umas have fun :)
>>569130005I can't repost 90% of the images I saved from here because they're porn
Brand new ZRR Published June 1stI haven't gone to sleep yet it's still June 1st until I wake up on June 2ndhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/145510594
why are split accel/speed ults so bad when inherited bro
>>569130035honorable mentions:brian (would never admit to it)gimlet (would admit to it, but thinks she's better at it than him)
>>569130171Helios would say "what the fuck is a Sonic?"
Good morning!
>>569127097IDK anything about Still in Love other than that she is apparently a yandere character, so I cant really comment on her specifically. however what I can say is that being Yandere for someone isnt real love.Just because she might say she loves you, doesnt mean its true. Yandere characters typically dont understand what real love is. If you genuinely love someone, you wont do yandere shit to them.
>>569130036>Before the 2016 Dubai Sheema Classic, Duramente headbutted his trainerNoriyuki Hori and caused Hori’s sunglasses to fly away.
>>569130267Would Dia seethe if someone said this to her though?
>>569130341She's not actually a yandere, it's not like she harms you consciously or anything
>>569127097still literally has a career long melty because her trainer looked at ramonu and went "zamn...."
>>569130273Oh boy! 3 AM!
>>569130441Don't blame him desu
>>569130341she's not yandere unfortunately, at least not in the conventional way, just menhera.she does love you and is easily the most explicit one so far in the story since if there's another one they would have posted her. I feel like she loves you in a crazy way and at the end learns how you love you without being crazy
>>569130050why is this uma wearing a boy's outfit
>>569129813Suzuka is so CUTE
>>569130441that torena? me. Still and ramonu are going into my stable
>>569130132too efficientinherited skills have to compete with white skill cost effectiveness
>mare statusStupid femoids destroyed
question, when I run a practice room, do umas in my 3 slot debuff each other
>>569130050Shimakaze cosplay is so indecent
>>569130441I would do this
