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bottom middle is my wife
Give a legit reason why you don't savage or ultimate /xivg/
Honey B Lovely... Forgotten
>>569162576What is it that causes these f3mra to look gorgeous (top right, bottom middle) or like they have 5 extra chromosomes (bottom right, bottom left)
I transfered to balmung...
>>569162704i do both when i have a static, not a huge fan of how bad pugging is this game though
>>569162704Because the game has heaps of content for a variety of players and no one needs to do one or the other
>>569162704I dont want to watch 20-35 minute guides and deal with party finder. I'm sure my reasons arent legitimate to a week 10 raider like yourself
https://files.catbox.moe/2g6rf1.txt
>>569162704I hate how almost all Ultimate weapons look and I don't desire raid gear for looks or stats enough to put up with Savage
Laliho! Anyone on Aether wanna run Gargantiaskin maps?
What the FUCK did they mean by this???????
>>569162704im washed
>>569162576god i love f3mra so much it's athena quote
YN asking once again is there be any FC on aether that will let me grind out a sub for gil trying to hussle fr. This game lowkirkenuinly keep me off the streets no cap and its hella addicting but need some hittas to play with ya feel me?
>>569162704I haven't coped hard enough to stop noticing how bad this game's engine and combat are to consider getting excited over FoTM "raid" content.
>>569162704the glams and visuals for the raids sucked complete ass this expansionI'd like to do UMAD because it's untainted by Dawntrail's shit aesthetics but that'd require me to do the tier
I'm mining on the moon.>>569162704I do savage when I feel like it but I did UWU and realized I don't really care for ultimate's.
>>569162704I do both
>>569162859Sorry im busy
>>569162859I'll run it with you if you fanta to femlala
does anyone wanna watch me do ultimate all daytw kp4048
>>569162780How often do you statics actually succeed, i.e you actually get along with each other and are chill with mistakes vs statics you at with high egos. IRL friends with similar goals seems like the best way to go.
>>569162704Do savage, may or may not ultimate but probably not any time soon.
>>569162870I would wash your feet
>>569162851they look so cute together
>>5691627045/8 members in my static crashed out on M6S. I and the remaining 2 others finished it in PF, and then I just kinda never found the motivation to keep playing. Savage can be fun, but without the sense of progression as a group it wasn't really rewarding. Progressing bit by bit on your own with randoms is fun 2% of the time, frustrating more than 50%, and just kind of a time sink the rest of it.I can't say it's a super specific (let alone legit) reason, but I just had a little bit less motivation to go back in and play every week. Eventually I was far enough behind that it felt like the window of opportunity for fun, early prog was gone, and I realized that the only reason I was playing every week was to stop myself from falling off the wagon anyways.Since then it's been months and I at no point have had any real desire to play again once I broke free of the FOMO loop.TL;DR the reason I don't prog current savage/ultimate is the same reason basically no one progs heavensward savages, besides the people who did them when they were new.
'Mung Beans
>>569162704i do both with my friends
>>569162704I dont feel good enough to do ultimates.I finished m8 and m12 on party finder and on patch, and people insist I should give it a try. But I dont know if I can withstand so many hours of progging.
>>569162887god I love f3mra so much it's pride feet?
And back to gold saucer, can't make any more gil from the moon now unless i pay up to SE..
>>569162704I don’t want to spend my limited free time after work on it.
Sex with femlalas
I love big fiera boobs
>>569162912why are moonies like this
>>569162994my statics have always been groups of friends, last semi-serious one we progged at a pretty decent pace with week 2 clears of the tier, i'm a bit of a soda and pretzels raider so as long as i see a week 3 clear i won't get too salty
Is Balter actually a thing?How can I join?
>>569162704I don't have a static, and party finder groups are *painful* to use. I basically exclusively do savages an expansion late so that the echo buff makes it less punishing to do and just get the mount of whatever reward I am doing them for then. Given my poor experiences doing Savage and the WODCAR in PF, I just cannot for the life of be believe that attempting an ultimate with PF would be anything other than a waste of my afternoon.
>>569163037>All the first times about to be taken in the coming days...Licking my lips at the thought....
>>569162704I did both TEA and DSR while they were current. It's really not fun doing the same mechanics over and over until the one guy gets it. It makes the whole thing a long commitment of 3-4 hours a day, 4 days a week, and drags it to like 4-5 weeks. Just monotonous and boring, honestly.Savage is fun, just didn't do the last two tiers cause of static issues coinciding with my interest in the game, job design, etc, being at an all time low. Took a break from the game for the first time since sigmascape.
>>569163097nuh uh
>>569162704I don't like pf
>>569162851
>>569162576
it actually makes sense now sorry i wasn't looking at boss yall this shits fun again
wanna make an fc on balmeme?
>>569162991lmao you died!
>>569162704Because I couldnt even clear m9s, so I achievement hunt instead
>>569163258i forgive you lil sissy
>>569163128I'm not a moonie though....
>>569162859not with you
>>569162704I don't do PF and most statics I tried for were filled with trannies
>>569162704I don't like PF, remove the PF factor and I will gladly smash my face against them.
>everyone on my friends list transferred to Balmung (some lost houses)we're so back
>Balmung cloes>Shit world, who cares, host meetups on dynamis! Mateus is better, gooners and modbeasts, >Balmung opens>TRANSER TRANSFER TRANSFER>ALTS ALTS ALTS
>>569163193cope
>>569163247two overrated dogshit games with massive fanbase overlap, it would make sense, really
>>569163258i fucking told you to open your eyes retarded nigga try doing that more
>>569163323maybe not physically, but spiritually yeah
HI IM CIDER SPIDERRRR...
>>569163268i'm making a hrothgal harem fc for my maleoid character. you in?
>>569163258Given how small is the pool of players that do ultimates, and on party finder on top of that, I really really really hope your borderline autism gets people fed up with you so they either blacklist you or report you for griefing.
>>569162704I do a few fights in a tier and older ultimates, but the newer high-end stuff is too difficult for me.
>>569163384my opinion of the mung hasn't changed I shan't be going there either temporarily or permanently
>>569163384First time watching balmung open?
>>569163268just join minesmile
>>569163383Most of my friends were 'mung anyways but the few that weren't (and weren't on Mateus) have no transferred to 'Mung.I don't know how I feel about this.
>>569162704I feel like EX is about the extent of what PF is capable of handling. I already just about lose my shit when that one retard dies to the exact same mechanic for an entire lockout, completely walling progression. If mechanics become more difficult than EX, I don't even wanna think about it. I do the previous expansion's Savages if they have glam I want. Like in Shadowbringers, I wanted the Omega mount, so I learned the real Hello World and did that in PF for about 2 days (maybe like ~6 hours) with mostly the same group to clear it. I also did e4s at the end of Shadowbringers, and the group I was in was streaming. I was RDM, and I was the only person who hadn't cleared. I ended up zombie-ing us to the finish line, and I watched the VOD back later and they were cheering me on, it was kinda cool. But yeah, I just feel like there are too many retards in PF. I have been strongly considering UWU though because Barbariccia is my favorite EX and someone here told me that I should try UWU if I like Barbariccia. Plus I like one of the weapons glams for it. But that's not on content either. I just feel like on-content PF shit that's more difficult than EX is just out of the scope of the general skill level of players in XIV, and I don't want to bash my head into the wall any more than I need to. If the glam is good, I will eventually clear the Savage.
>>569163385
>>569163384Frfr going to the mung on a alt to sexpest. Look for big'roe girth he exclusively fucks femlala
>>569162704My schedule doesn't allow for it and at times can be too stressful, especially on days when there is little to no prog. I start to think I might be part of the problem and it just emotionally gets to me, so it is best I don't go for it. Which is why I'm excited for the middle ground difficulty come EC.
Is Balter real or no? Should I make a new character bros
>>569162704but I'm going into umad in a few hours?
so how long until plogons
I keep seeing parties up on PF paying like 10m for people to pass all the loot from m9s through m12s but what happens if the party hits a roadblock at some point and people end up dropping before the full clear, how does it work then?
>>569163228schizo talks to retard, there fixed it for you
>>569163097hell no thats illegal now
Why cant I demolish my shitty apartment i made when i was a sprout with furniture in itoh my god i dont want this crap
>>569163537>I'M AN OUTLIER, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!>>569163540No, but it is comedy gold every time it does.
>>569162704new to savage this tier, completed it with a friend group/static, and friend group's phys ranged is busy with work so we can't do ultimate rnno drive to really do ultimate since the glamours all kinda suck and i dont care for the titles either
juni catsumi x dream bass (catboy)
>>569163712injecting worked the second the servers came up
>>569163193what hair is that
the most retarded part of patch days are the 30 posts a thread of retards asking if they can use their plugins
>>569163712if you can inject, they were always available, otherwise idk
>>569163384Why do these two opinions have to come from the same people? I never understand this opinion
>>569162949Understandable. Lotsa luck!>>569162959Sorry to disappoint, but I've been a lalaboy since ARR. I've no intention of fantaing. >>569163342I wasn't talking to you O'Niel.
>>569162704Because it's a group effort and a lot of groups don't want to put in that effort. Also because I panic a lot if I feel like I'm doing bad and the negativity festers until I give up and quit because I'm a weak willed man
>>569163712already back, switch to beta testing branch in the launcher
>>569162704To sweaty. In my NEET days I could have tolerated it because I had nothing going on in my life but now its different.I do Extreme Trials but I find those already tedious which os why i stop subbing whenever I do them since theres no other content in that sphere of difficulty.
>>569163462Maybe that is my true calling....and yours is to sell feet pics?
>>569163789https://www.glamourdresser.com/mods/ciphers-hairstyle
>>569163728they still have to pay you for staying. It is not your fault people dropped
>make alt>get to "start fresh">get to "be a new character">...have to do everything all over again>but! can choose to not unlock Void Ark or Ivalice or Myths, that way I only get Nier and FFXI and CTor>transfer>lose submarines>get to pick a new name>...but I don't now what name to pick (the one I wanted was taken)>same ol' me, different name
>>569162704Did savage this tier and it reminded me why I don't like doing savages...
>>569163268yeah im waiting
>>569163769yeah actually, we should group up ppl who don't wanna go to balmung and make a resistance
>balmung opens>everyone and their mother makes a fomo sexpest alt >SE: "wow, this world sure is full! better close it again!" fucking retards
does anyone need help with an apartment on balmung?
>>569163685May my lowlander meena plap
>>569163926Sell your submarines, then transfer
>I was alerted
>>569163928wife
>>569163472he reminds me of casey tatum from tim and eric
>>569162704>all these bs excusesIts hilarious the amount of cope happening right now.
>>569164005who bitch this is?
>>569163897So the dude paying 10m for all the loot for 4 fights ends up having to pay 10m anyway even though the party failed at say m11s and only 2 fights actually got done? That seems off.
>>569164005I love retarded schizo femra...
>>569162704>too lazy to BiS every week>don't feel like dealing with pf/no static>didn't clear chaotic week 1 in pf so took it as a sign>don't even feel like doing extremes when current>don't feel like making a party for newcomers/learning (read: myself) when everyone's already learned it>joined a fc's barb party on patch and kept causing wipes and when called out i immediately dropped out, logged off, and cried (it wasn't even a rude call out, i knew i was fucking everyone up)>why raid when you can just do literally anything else in this game with ease
This is my first time.
>>569162704don't wanna
>>569163878ok here's a free sample
>>569163990The question is, will Balmung be open that long?
>transfer to balmung>get schizo'd for the first time in 4 years oh...
These relics are so sick the glow changes color
>>569163945I think you pokeballed right next to me
When was next fanfest again?
>>569163928>>569163945>>569164005>>569163761These femra owe me sex.
>transfer to mung>have friend over at apartment>get schizoed in the thread
>>569164145welcome!!!!!!!
IS IT POSSIBLE TO INJECT
i just don't really get what you do in this game if you don't raid
>>569163926>not unlock ivaliceMan, I miss those days. I only did that shit because it was needed for bozja and I wanted my relic
>>569163761The rim reaper.
>>569163926Make an alt on your current world, put it in charge of your FC, then transfer your main forehead.
>>569162704i used to do it with my friends but half of them don't want to play anymore and the other half got new groups. also job rapes me so id only have like 2 hours in the morning
>>569164094liarI'll be extra rough now
>>569164181july 25/26
>>569163268not with you, i dont want it to be infested with lowlanders like galter was
>>569162704my femezen has no friends
>>569164217true...........
>>569164136Sis, those aren't your feet!!! That's a knife!!!!!
>travel to balmung to say hi to someone>too nervous to actually send the tell
Ruri and Lientri are STILL fucking hours later..........................
My femra is now a balmung native...and also homeless!
>>569164274you weren't gonna be allowed in anyway ai ki.
>visit balmung for the first time in months>hang out with a friend and get instantly cockwatchedJokes on you this just turns me on more.
BLACKWhat aoe rotation do you use in non lv100 content? do you transpose and do a flare with 1 fire stack or do you do the whole blz frz fir thing to go back to fire 3 before using flare? Does the non endgame aoe rotation stay the same through all the levels?MAGE
>>569164274if you dont like that why are you even here
>>569162851I can't believe DB scored with Juni.>>569164185two of those aren't a femra.
>>569164294Bro just send it
>>569162704It feels like a tremendous waste of time to study, learn a dance, wait for other people to do the same, round up 7 other jackasses only to get mad over a video game at every fuckup when I could have spent all that time actually having fun doing other things in xiv, talking to people or playing other games.Raiding is a job to me, I'm not doing that shit unless I get paid.>inb4 you don't play the gameBig fishing is realer content than ultimates are
>>569163685Oh my god I need to impregnate this bunny immediately.
>>569164225That takes 30 days
>>569164197yeah man
Afternoon /xivg/, divegrass manager here. The draws for the main event of VGL26 have been drawn and our opponents are as followed:/bag/ - Blue Archive general. 6th June 3PM EST/ksg/ - Katawa Shoujo general. 12th June 3PM EST/akg/ - Arknights general. 21st June 3PM ESTThis group is somewhat tough, /akg/ have a reputation for being top tier on this particular PES, but I think we have a good chance of advancing anyway. See you on Saturday for our first game!
>>569164345lmao he did not score
>>569164264Ugh, still almost two months.
>>569164385oh right thats a thing
>Transfer to the Mung>Already found a fisha wifeI made it bros!!!!
>>569163928what about plapping? wanna?>>569164005this poor femra is going to get burned so hard out of here
>>569164345juni is basically maemi tier trash
>>569164417Proofs?
>>569164412Shtola will carry
any cool phases datamined for the ultimate?this one is so boring so far
>>569164339yeah I'd just transpose into 2x flare also rape
>>569162704I'm a trial sprout who hasn't reached that level of content but the idea of spending hours doing the same boss and people being cunty sound like hellI didn't enjoy trying to do ARR extremes synced plus the people who invited me decided to do some kind of meme comp shit that I didn't enjoy.
>>569162704Simon says is boring when you're at the mercy of 7 other peopleI've raided with friends before, but now that they've quit I couldn't care less about that kind of content
>>569164195>caring about what thread thinks about who you hang out withYou already lost.
>>569164509both of them said they didnt
>Xenos re-streaming the stream of a GIGANTIC FAGGOT>See? Im not a bigot, Im an alleeeeh!>do you like me yet???
I will be removing anyone on my friends list who has transferred to balmung.
>>569164412wait i thought we wouldn't make it after losing last time?
I confessed to my threadcrush and it could've gone better yeah
>>569164538a tank during castrum told me to do the whole rotation thing because flare during fire 1 is inefficient without a flare star at the end
>>569164598have you seen what xeno looked like before?
>>569164532yes, stay tuned
>>569162851June 1st
>>569164598You are so obsessed it's unreal.
>>569164618was it me?Haha yeah right no one would confess to me....
>>569164618mental issues
>>569164618my threadcrush hates me now because I play a female character
>>569164412>but I think we have a good chance of advancing anywaywe are the Arsenal of /vg/ we have no hope
any new hairs this patch?
>>569164676imagine going to bat for any streamer
So I'm leveling Weaver and it's currently at level 88 and I've pretty much been spamming Cosmic Exploration with some Leves here and there. Is there a downside to leveling primarily through the former instead of spreading it out over say...doing some Restoration?
>>569164161me net died>>569164185>femra?bro?
>>569164636the balance has transpose > flare x2 anywayhttps://www.thebalanceffxiv.com/jobs/casters/black-mage/leveling-guide/#aoe-leveling-rotation-3-targets
>>569163959Fresh OC just for you, anon
>>569164618My condolences anon
>>569164663>he thought Dicklet Bitch was gonna leave
>>569164780I'm not batting for anyone. I'd rather not see any streamer shit on my 4chan, and you've been spamming about Xenos for an entire month, watching his every move, relaying it to us play by play. Ask him if you can suck his dick already, or shut the fuck up.
>>569164474Deserves it for being a generic, schizotranny who kept astroturfing himself. Anyone who wants to become popular on 4ch is mentally ill. Himcess should go back to twitter.
>>569162704Waiting for PF's to fill is already annoying for savage. Waiting hours for ultimate isn't really fun
>>569164618lho has a threadcrush after all that talk of being omega straight?
>>569164598This is why the left is losing power and chudism is rising. Because yall niggas have no vision and are attacking people who literally arent even chuds.
>>569164779no
>>569164289let this be a lesson
Watching frostymog... Is rook trans?
>>569164539ARR extremes are memetastically bad. The only good one by today's standards is Shiva. And synching down always has the downside of not giving you your full kit (at least ubtile Evolved are a thing), so you are not really playing it how it was back when they released.You should try one of the first Extremes in the expansion (now easier than on release because of ilvl) to get a better feel at that content.
>>569164912Anytime you wear those stupid heels I save the image
>>569164824there is literally no reason to do anything except cosmic unless you want the rewards or achievements from the other two
>>569164868>he thought anyone thought that
>>569164857kek god bless u anon
soon at a server near (You)!!!hope I can get an apartment at least...
>>569164567if i didnt care about what the thread thinks do you think i would be playing on balmung?
>>569164982do some of you guys not see women when going out irl
>>569164905>schizotranny who kept astroturfing himselfany remotely believable "evidence" of this or it's just "I don't like this person" as usual?
>>569164824There's not downside at all. I leveled all of my crafters and gatherers to 80 the right way, but I have leveled them from 80-90 and then 90-100 solely via GC turn-ins.
>>569165102bold to assume these people leave their gooncaves
>>569165019>he thought no one saw through his lies
>>569164005>acts innocent>hangs out with thisLMAO
>Over a year of backwater server inhabitants trying to undermine Balmung>It reopens randomly>Everyone is transferringKEK
>>569165069Cute!! /pet /pet
>>569165102Is that rhetorical?
>>569164982Yes, he has an adams apple
>>569164981The only lesson I've learned is that I enjoy feet enough to be stabbed over it
Let my lalaboy ride your femras back and you act like a dragon he will just enjoy himself.
>>569165165how do you even know emisa?
>>569165069did you get a nice drink? dehyrated people are NOT allowed on balmung
is like the six fucking time you have seen this woman AND YOU TILL FALL FOR IT!!!!
>>569164919the only reason he chose the super faggot was because blusky and reddit XIVers celebrated him getting banned for attacking kate and the troon
>>569165165Domanra used to be so innocent...
>>569165069violently raping this soft FAGGOT
my femezen
>>569165168Bro is acting like this isn't a fucking annual occurrence it happens LITERALLY every single time
>>569164913Wasn't me just someone using a blepper
JUNE 2 2026BALMUNG OPENSWHEN IT CLOSES, WE WILL TELL THEMYOU HAD SINCE JUNE TO TRANSFER
>>569165092You guys are so obsessed with this place you really can't wrap your tiny pea brains around the fact that Balmung is the most populated server and sex tourist central, thread or no thread. I could go to ul'dah right now, pick 50 people at random and none of them would know about this place.
>>569165301So true!
I thought this shit was supposed to be rare?
>>569162704But I do. I'm in UMAD as we speak
you guys are retarded Yama is literally in his static and has been in his statics before
will the 'mung still be open after 10 daysI gotta wait until I can transfer ownership in my FC...
>>569164919BALD. MAN. BAD.
>>569164912/xivg/ needs more fat pornhogs like you. Godbless.
>>569165339>Betathis guy is a beta
>>569165301I'm blacklisting people who complain about congestion once this closes again8 fucking weeks to transfer
>>569165007They can get even stupider>>569165372She's not f-fat...
>>569165339nice trans rights spiderthe rare mount is a cosmic magitek predator
Are people really abandoning their house to get on balmung?
>Balmung opens both for transfer and world travel>all these undesirables flooding in Tch... don't touch me!
>>569165445Man wtf are those lmao
>>569165339yeah man you just lucky>>569165370most likely until the next patch
>>569165370That's the $18 question.
my sunnie is kind of like this
>>569165370Yeah it'll be fine unless there's some emergency maintenance specifically for that. Otherwise server status never changes until next patch.
Girugameshu
Name all the red flags for a female character that tells you it's being piloted by a man.
>>569165457Yes, that's right. People would rather be homeless and destitute on Balmung than be a wealthy home/sub owner on some other server.
>>569165457I made an alt like an intelligent human being
Boutta step foot into Balmung Ul'dah with no protection
>>569165370world status only changes with patches, you have at least 8 weeks
>>569165453>trans spider>betaYep checks out failed males become trans
>>569165549GAM blush
>>569165457people have done this everytime it opens there's a ton of people who have been waiting for this moment for a while because they're traveling there 24/7 anyway
>>569165270>super faggotwouldnt it be funny to report his vtuber avatar for showing bulge outline? Haha.
>>569165453>trans rights spider>gives it a big ass>shits all over everyonewhat did they mean by this
>>569165478I dunno, It's kinda funny browsing heels and seeing these
BALMUNG IS CLOSED AGAIN
>>569165549is female
stop transferring to balmung, i still haven't gotten my medium
>>569165549Actually being fuckable
>>569165453the spider would be cool if it was a different colour...
>>569165667Tell foreskin I said whats up
>>569165549being a duskie
>GRAND OPENING>GRAND CLOSING
>>569165667this shit look like fortnite
>>569165464Come now, little one, shhh... *touches you*
>>569164005wife
>>569165549gam blush
>>569165457a frog in the well knows not the ocean
>>569165706You can still world transfer here though it's only closed to new characters
>>569165706>it's real
TELL MEIS BALTER A THINGARE WE GAMING OR NOT
>>569165727AIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>569165702sure>>569165721thank you!
>>569165242Alright I'm outta here
alright graven image 1 is done. It's p cool i guess I made it to the triple tank buster after raidwide gonna take a break n go to gym this prog got hands fr fr. Also idk if imma prog this ult out seems like such a time suck and idk how your supposed to do that "quickly" with a fulltime job
>>569165549>dyes are all one color >overt skimpiness>their search info is an invitation to speak with them>any alphabet brigade stuff
>>569165549Good humor and will openly mock fags
I don't get the want to be on Balmung. I've used only 1 character for 13 years on middy, then sarg.
>>569163384I wanna make an alt just so I can watch you clowns
>Even more unfunny niggers in ul'dah choking my RAM>Dunamis becoming more of a ghost town as they all transfer offI thought the Japanese were supposed to be smart
Tiisol Ja looks quite odd under certain lighting conditions.
>>569165789>>569165706That's normal, it will likely open back up later tonight.
lol no making alts on Balmung
>>569165845Thanks for being silly with me bro, take care /smooch
>>569165445She's a certifiable doughy plapwagon. I say this as a compliment, my Malera would flatten her on the floor.
>>569165706>spent an hour trying to reserve a name>couldn't get a good one I liked>went to mow the grass>come back>can no longer reserve a nameIt's so fucking over
>>569165848what cheat is that one for the M1 M2 etc markers above the players heads?
>erm transferring to the most populated world is bad actually
currently offering a broke ass femra money for home world transfer if she uses scaled up yab ruebelly that makes her look pregnant
>>569165848>giving up after 1 hour
>>569165865Thanks for chiming in, Subhuman
>Can get into the social hub so you can chat and RP/ERP + look at PF.Nah people transferring are smart
>>569165882they are making BANK what are you talking about
>>569165848>dk how your supposed to do that "quickly" with a fulltime jobYou're not. It's supposed to be a time investment over weeks/months.
*plaps you*
>>569163761albacore blacklist me
>>569166004*dodges*
okay meow what
What happen to all femroesDo people not play them any more?
>>569165932see you on launch. or not.
>>569165937...tempting...
I get the feeling "my ____" posters aren't real.
>>569165848>idk how your supposed to do that "quickly" with a fulltime jobEmployed people either don't raid or they clear months after all the poopsockers who can prog 12 hours a day
Would be funny if Balmung's Ul'dah was the first city to ever be capped because everyone hangs there and the servers cant support it. Forcing us to spread to Limsa or worse, Gridania *shudders*
>>569165690there's a regular white one
>>569165848Ultimates take world firsters, who spend 16-18 hours a day, over a week of nonstop prog to get it done. Most normies with jobs don’t touch it for months until streamlined strats are out and people know what they’re doing, and even then it can take them over a month to clear depending on how dedicated they are.
>>569166093My moonie is real
kinda wish I did savage now
>>569166093My fiera is logging out
>>569166065There was this dark skinned femroe that said she would show me her titties if I rolled evens for it and I did and she never delivered so I hope nobody plays them and they all die
>>569165549It's pretty simple. If you play a female character, I automatically assume you are a biopole behind the screen. Even when I was ERPing on GaiaOnline I always assumed the other person was a dood.
What the hell world is Xeno's Kin Slayer "mysterious stranger" from, it's not Sargatanas and I can't see his or his butt buddies' streams
>>569166065They're all F+ now, sadly. The ones playing the OG Femroes moved on to playing Fiera. Which sucks, I genuinely think some of the vanilla Femroe faces are genuinely pretty.
>>569166093My moonie is very real
>>569166158that one doesnt have big ball things on it's wagon
>>569165453>a hunter ain't worth shite without a smithy to keep HIM armed and armored>hunter (discord groomer with DIY HRT)>HIM (groomed femboy)>armed and armored (blackmailed into HRT)>inside nippon joke>makes fun of tranniesBASED.
>>569165219takes one to know one!! /blush /delighted>>569165261pepsi (all I wanted was a pepsi...)>>569165282no rape... consensual and intimate lovemaking only...
Me hrothgal?SargoïdMe hrothgar?Brapmungoïd
>>569162704i only do coils/alexander savage on MINE. shb+ raids get boring fast. doo doo dance slop design.
im sad
>>569166146>Employed people either don't raid or they clear months after all the poopsockers who can prog 12 hours a daythats not true at all
did I miss a double window of the new custom delivery? I will genuinely be heart broken if I get my taco emote later than everyone else
>>569165634>>569165445Too much, I think the ones you had that show off the toes are my limit
>>569166146wife
>>569166234I, too, am extremely obsessed with Xenos
>>569166093My moonie is also very real.
>>569164328You will never be a native.
>>569162704I don't play the game a lot.Also I get both performance anxiety and terrible self doubt doing hard content with other people I have to be around a lot. I think I've gotten past a good amount of it but it's something I have to quash on a regular basis
>>569165706>Parked an alt just in timeWew.
>>569166093I'm realMy sunnie is like this
>>569166305that's only a thing for beast tribes, custom deliveries are a weekly thing
>God Kefka buck breaking everyoneBased
>>569165998>>569166146>>569166161okay, i got worried lowkey cuz everyone was making it out to be that anything after EX content is FOMO if your not doing it week 1...
>>569166067A man with foresight. Going to continhe to enjoy my subs and home on dynamis and fast login times
bioplapra
>>569165789as long as it isnt listed at congested, it is a "temporal" closing. It doesnt need a new patch for it to open
>>569165549Slutglam
When is ICE updated
>>569162864
>>569166305anam works on my end, i'm already using the emote and making webms of it to post in the thread and in the discord, so you'll always be later than me
>Kefka lying to everyone saying it's his first timeTypical balmung sprout....
>>569166417There is some fomo element to it since the longer you wait to do it, the worse the groups get
>>569166406My lalaboy slowly rises over the crest of the couch, gets a ear rub in then retreats back under the couch
What did square mean by this on the first day of pride month??
bro imagine having that nigga korra in your ultimate party lmao
>>569166285me hrothgal?Sargatani--me alt?Halicarni---
>>569166337This but unironically
plogons....plogones....
>>569166509
>>569162704I'm getting awful random lag spikes when playing XIV especially on peak hours since almost 3 weeks ago. The lag isn't that bad on early morning but I don't think most players are doing raids on those hours.
>>569166417you replied to unemployed chronic gooners
>>569165453Why does the spider got a wobble wagon?
>>569165549I just proceed as if there were only GAM playing regardless of whether it is true or not. I don't need to overthink useless shit.
Hello.Are (YOU) looking forward to Beast Master
Let me in!
>>569166305Oh fuck me I need to do that>>569165549Everything that I once considered a red flag that a female character is being played by a man has been proven incorrect by eventually finding a biohole who does those things. Examples: derogatory player search info, skimpy clothing, all dark or one colored dyes, actually fuckable character, etc.
uh oh they're melting about faerie again
>>569166641Sure might be fun
>>569163664>>569165791I'm not sure the Anon that was gathering people for it seems to have connection issues right now.I'd host it myself but I think you need to join a GC to create an FC
>>569166417You're not going to be missing out on being able to prog and clear it. You'll just miss out on a lot of the hype for it
>>569166093I doubt anyone self identifying as a Malera isn't real.
My moonie rotates femra in her mind
>>569166559>injecting is too hard>closed beta is too hardnow there's an open fucking beta and that's too much for you people
>>569162704Lack of cool mounts and glams. This last tier was great though for the Eddie G car. Bozja had cool mounts too though
>>569166417bro theres fucking ucob parties up all the time and its been ten years
>>569165972You're welcome retard.
>>569166641It doesnt come out for another 4 months im going to be other gaming by then so no. It also comes out around the time blizzard announces classic+ so classic will be booming.
>>569166065They're rare, some fanta'd off to Hrothgal or Fiera. And even among Femroes there are some who are just QS Futa ERP alts. I've recently been seeing more and more in content or roulettes so that's been nice.
i thought you guys said balmung was closed for transfers already?
>>569166235>They're all F+ nowDisgusting
I'm going to make a primalter.
jesus christ balmung is really fucking full of people now what the fuck
>>569164339what glam?
Think im gonna make a clique fc and cwls on balmung... what should our gimmick be?
I left Balmung when Dynapiss came out, maybe it's time to transfer back...
>>569166747Built for Rogue cosplay
>new patch comes out>thread slows down>new ultimate comes out>thread goes faster???
>>569166447>>569165854There is a biological girl who parses pink and wears slutglam (and she's not fat irl either)>>569166812Closed for making new characters. Might reopen at night. I remember it used to do that back before the fake congestion thing happened. You could make a character at night but not during the day.
>>569162704i dont know how to find or make a static and i have no friends at endgame :(
>>569166146bullshit and you wouldn't know the first thing about clearing a savage tier, let alone an ultimate
whats the microsoft shit you gotta install that makes injecting work
>>569166812It's closed for new char creation
>>569166857SHUT THE FUCK UP RIKKA NOBODY FUCKING CARES YOU INCEL LOSER HOW'S YOUR HOUSE BTW SHOULD I VISIT YOUR HOUSE OH WHATS THAT IT'S GONE??? LOL
Balter chuddies report to the Thaumaturge's guild's aetheriteWe hang out there till we figure out a plan
Will I ever see you again...
>>569166641might be fun for a bit, but by virtue of it being a fake job and not a real job then it's going to be a get it to cap, collect the pokemon and drop for 3+ years like BLU
>>569166857Kicking non-refugees. Only new characters only.
>>569166724oh hey, you found the thread
>>569166826I did find me a big titty MILF Femroe the other day and got her on my friends list.
>>569166857gimmick should be me + you and we kiss all the time
>>569166857The gimmick should be learning how to take gposes that aren't dogshit
>>569166917no one here raids (and clears) without cheats
>>569166943https://dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/download/dotnet/11.0
>>569166917AFKers will scream and shout otherwise but people actually play the game when real content comes out
Korra the kinda dude to chew on his toenails
>>569166857Model railroading, In N SCALE!
>>569166857the gimmick is you get mating pressed for every new member
https://d.uguu.se/gXNWdyAG.mp4
>>569166963Cheering you on anons, sorry but I cant leave my solo FC
I need to lick pussy...
>>569166065>>569166235i should just resub but im being cheap
>>569166971You abandoned me to go to Balmung. You will never see me again.
>>5691655491. They are remotely interesting to talk to.
>>569167102hey
>>569166747Please EB me ill buy us a platinum ceremony
>>569166743this is the most over it's ever been....
>>569165848welcome to ultimate.You are not going to clear it. Pull an it's a pretty view already and be done with it
>>569166980I've been here for a week now. I just don't post too many pictures of my own dude.
>>569166747
>>569166009when where how why
>>569166857knight gimmick all males must wear plate armor and all females must be dressed as a princess
>just want to do level 50 content with archer >"not unlocking bard is pretty inefficient even past level 30">everything dies in 2 seconds anywayBoth my DoTs are up nearly constantly on bosses that's more than I could say for the bard in the alliance or the warrior that just can't quite figure out what storm's eye is
>>569166641fuck no
>>569162704It's just not fun. I have better things to do.
>>569167079Not Korra, but I legit used to do that. My mom would always yell at me to stop so eventually I did. I'm talking like when I was maybe 8-10 years old.
>>569167084People really be out here carpentering they wood while they carpenter in game
>>569166963just join a real FC like Core or something
>>569167196sometimes this place makes me feel like our lil' home on /trash/ wasn't so bad, tbdesu..
>>569167128Im not on balmung...
If I transfer to Balmung will I get an EB
Korra the kinda dude to type "girls ftw" in an email
>>569167281werent you eb'd to arthas
>>569166704wish MMOs weren't so much FOMO>>569166857can i join the fc...
>>569167260if i transfer to balmung can i join Core?
>>569167225at least you don't have to level pugilist up to 15 to unlock bard anymore
>>569166932Some of my best friends are raiders, I've seen how much of their time this shit consumes. Even for the unemployed ones it takes weeks, months of prog sometimes.I don't need to hit my nuts with a hammer to know it would be painful, even if I can't imagine how painful.
>>569167084craft feetpics
>>569167281no transfer to diabolos and eb me
Is Korra the SK of femras or something?
>>569166641waste of resources, just like BLU
almost had it first lockout... took like 2 pulls of second lockout
Does anyone know if Cremation Lily still posts here?
is this nigga going to raid or he is just going to stay afk and take pictures of his ugly ass toon
>>569167225i leveled a character 1-80 as pugilist and when i had ACT up i was always at the upper end of the dps despite being a job stone down and still got kicked from groups for "trolling/griefing"
>>569167095No one showed up so far anyway>>569167260There is soul in all starting together, even if it ends up fizzling out.I myself am unlikely to actually create the FC, but I feel like if there indeed are anons that want to do it, coordinating them so they may work on it is probably a good idea
>>569166065My Femlala WoL's backstory involves admiring Femroes now I only have NPCs to work with
>>569167282i got this ref>Please deal with this
>>569167417Yeah Godspeed still posts here anonymously
>>569167375What raiding really requires is adherence to a schedule, which NEETs won’t do.
>>569167272At least you can post NSFW in trash ...
Someone PLEASE tell me I'll be able to make a character on Balmung later tonight...
>>569166724i swear Macchi's newest bit is finding the most retarded looking modbeasts and brings them here people like batz and this guy finding this place is no coincidence
>>569167528you won't
>>569165703
>>569167184im having a stroke tryna read this
If you don't transfer to Balmung, you just aren't taking the game seriously. Anyone who's anyone is on Balmung. If you aren't here, you're a lower caste.And now you have a chance! We have graciously opened our doors to allow new entries into our esteemed society. You'll be able to be SOMEBODY here, you know? And with cross-DC PF you have no excuses anymore. If you don't come you are CHOOSING to be dalit, untouchable. Not coming to Balmung is mental illness. Self-sabotage.This offer isn't open forever, darlings! Don't waste your one and only chance!
I do... but I only enjoy my time when I'm with friends and while I hope with all my heart evercold will help a lot with accessibility and onboarding the biggest hurdle will always be time commitmentI might be on a neet arc but most of my friends aren't and often they are on different schedules so it is extremely hard to get things goingI don't wish anyone to experience the range of negative emotions I experienced during m11s and so I don't pf if I can at all help it
>go to aether>open PF>filter by UMAD and my jobstone>8 pf's>all like thisWhy don't these niggers know how to make PF's?
WHat about Be Lieve
>>569166065I was going to fantasia from femezen to femroe but all of my glams don't look good on a beefier build.Plus the historia helmet just fucking clips into itself
>>569167574Yes Piccolo we see the glam
>>569167225just get bard unlocked so people stop bothering you, and then unbind the bard skills ironically all these max efficiency people are less likely to notice if you're not doing your job as a bard (i.e. not playing songs) but people will quickly notice if you dont have a job stone because the icon looks really different
>>569167574Saved
>>569167358>wish MMOs weren't so much FOMOYeah and I'll be real, doing a day 1 ulti with no other ultimate experience is not going to be healthy for your mindset
>>569167475My femlala saw him move about a week ago from the same spot he’s been standing at for months and she just about had a heart attack.
>>569162704I'd rather ERP using the dismembered, force-bred children of a fallen slave race as toilets than watch a dancer fail to reach their clock spot in m11s.
>>569167383Your Synthesis fails.
>>569167475Need to reconnect with him he my goat
>>569167528You will, character creation is based on server activity at a given time, try when the servers slow down a bit
>>569167528Imagine missing the boat that had 12 sirens blasting alerts and also 15 fucking signal lights
>>569167601whats the problem
>>569167464dealwith this. than you
>>569167551
>>569167548They didn't bring me here. Someone else is to blame for that.
>>569167528Maybe at dead hours
>>569167678he afks on Balmung with his trans dog moonie gf
>>569167528non ti preocuppare, non ti preoccupare..
>>569167669Bet. Will remeld and try again next time. Maybe use Raphael.
we must warn the japanese that the cancer is still in square enix
>>569167548You schizo's dont even know your lore. Batz came from fucking Blue Protocol lmao
>>569167528I have it on good authority that Balmung is closing in T-minus 5 minutes.
>>569167507>noooo but you have to set an alarm bro, you just need to study hector guides for 2 hours bro it'll be fun I bro, just come raid with us after your 10 hour shift bro it'll be fun I promise.I'm good, thanks, I prefer jobs that actually pay you to be there ;D
halicarnassus is a real up and coming server might be worth getting in on the ground floor of this exciting new opportunity
>>569167757UMMM EXCUSE ME IT'S NOT ONSAL TODAY ITS SEALROCK
My latest overthinking is on Liliba femlala, she lets my health get much lower then Cicily did, also she has a little bit of RBF and looks like she wants to hurt me.
>>569167396myron is such a cock goblin
My moonie's feet are starting to smell like vinegar...
>>569167584Shan't be going there or even visit, bye
>>569167840NTA but I'm employed, I also raid and clear in decent time. It's not impossible to do. It's also not a chore if you enjoy raiding
>>569167867My moonie doesnt want to hear that
>>569167792That is why he is my goat. Thanks for the info king.
>>569167396>>569167857why the hell did myron go catboy..also meru you're raiding with kyoppi but I still love you
>>569167813Hey Soken deserves a bit of respect.
>>569167584are there even any available houses on balmung I'm not moving into a fucking group home
>>569167867why are moonies always so fucking stinky
>>569167387Come now, don't be so harsh on them. No one deserves to be compared to me.
>>569167983no, but you can come live in my fourth mansion if you want
>>569167983there's not even apartments LOL
>>569167965>chinese cheatsLETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>569167840holy truth nuke I hated coming home from my 12 hour shift right into raid.
>>569167792>with his trans dog moonie gfReading this would make me cringe if she wasn't one of if not the cutest moonies in the thread.
>>569167965ching chong bing bong
I'M SO HAPPY I ACTUALLY CRIED UNIRONICALLYFINALLY. FINALLY I'M ON BALMUNG.FINALLY I'M ON A REAL SERVER AND NOT SOME IRRELEVENT NOTHINGBURGER SERVERTHANK YOU SQUARE ENIX THANK YOU FINALLY I'M ON THE REAL SERVER YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 This is not a shitpost, I genuinely burst into tears from pure joy and happiness. I've been after this forever.
>>569168049i got an apartment easily
balmung has apartments but they're in subdivisions which .... LOL ... IMAGINE
>>569168093Who's ass is this?
Only brahmins are allowed to transfer to balmung.Dalits can stay off.
>>569168075nice joke
>>569167584>dalit
>>569168093fag
>>569168075RA is great, yeah
>>569167634>Plus the historia helmet just fucking clips into itselfWhat!? that's disturbing
>>569167965i'd be surprised if the world first isn't chinese honestly
>>569167507>>569167840Perfect reason why I'll never do this shit. I'm not looking to turn gaming into a job with a fucking work schedule bro.
>>569167983Bro, a cardbox is a luxury in the mung irght now. We're about to get a server exclusive housing expansion just for us and it will be sleeping booth like in japanese internet cafes
>>569167823It's so over...
>>569168093Bro
>>569166906I did that once for Halloween in game because someone commented when I was wearing a eureka jacket in Azi-Slaw that my character looked like her. It was pretty cool, I went to one of those costume contest venues that year and won some free gil cause I guess alot of people remembered the animated series.>>569167161Guh... Commitment in 2026.. I thought thighlanders only marry their weapons..>>569167205It's built on cookies ... I uh am knockback immune though....
>>569168093why are gooners like this
>>569167910I respect the people who actually enjoy the process and don't just do it because everyone else is. I'll still never be convinced to spend my precious free time on it...Godspeed if you do the ultimate o7
>>569168141>Jeets haven't discovered FFXIV. Yet.
>>569167965Does CN Splatoon work on NA client? If so, how to I find CN Splatoon? I remember there was some director search or something for Dalamud that warned you about installing from third party, but I do remember scrolling some browser I believe inside of Dalamud itself (or maybe via a plogon) and seeing a bunch of CN plogons. I don't remember what that was though.
>>569168093want an apartment, sis?>>569168075one of the nicest people I've ever met here, don't give a shit about puppy girl stuff
>>569168093
>>569167260>CoreI would rather start a solo FC and bid on a house for the next 3 years in Balmung than join that
>>569168146name 3 better ones
>>569168093this is the caliber of person that's coming to balmung? sheesh
Cheating is just a part of the world first race. If you're not cheating, you're not actually trying to win. A big part of the competition is who can draw splatoon guides quicker. That's why these groups have a 9th man watching their streams and "guiding" them, too. In a normal competition, you'd just have 8 people trying to figure it out. Ultimates have all this extra stuff because that's just part of the competition.
>>569168242I will be going in with my friends in an hour and we will have a fun and happy time! Thank you thank you
>>569168286this fucking pic always gets me
God i wish I had a tranny gf
>woke up five hours too late>missed the good player wavefuark
JUST DO IT JUST SEND THE TELL WHY CAN'T I DO IT
This zone kinda sucks. Its just a few circles with bridges between them
>>569168245>Jeets haven't discovered FFXIV. Yet.
>>569168146It's not a joke. One of the exceedingly few characters I saved an image of. It's a very cute moonie.
>>569168093man you gooners are such interesting critters
My lalaboy went to balmung and was pinned to the wall by a oversized behind before he even got up the stairs.
>>569168140It's Alice, from Alice in Wonderland. If you reverse image search like I did to learn this information, you can find a nopan version as well.
>>569168338Funny because that's basicaly wow world first races
>>569168075she is cute, shame about her past on the bench though
>>569168384not true, they've been here since endwalker
>>569165549getting on voice chat and communicating in monosyllabic caveman grunts and wookie noises. dead giveaway right there
Gaaaaaaaaah mods are dead again!
>>569168174I don't have a picture because I'm at work but the lowered visor clips into the forehead and it triggers my autism
>>569168364Because you already know you're getting a negative response.
If you don't own a house on Balmung you're still a tourist.
>>569168380nigga it's not even complete
>>569168461Even funnier when you consider that world first races have been this way ever since the WoW exodus.
Anyone on Crystal want to run roulettes? I got a pf under T.B. pass is 7894
>>569168461No, those are "try 300 times on the last boss until they nerf it on Sunday"
>>569168352What you said>God i wish I had a tranny gfWhat you actually mean>God I wish I had the ultimate passing tranny gf that still has low self esteem or standardsTrust me I get it
>>569168352I wish I was someone's tranny gf...
>>569166854looks like coliseum set + caster high boots + hat I dont recognize + eyepatch face accessory https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Coliseum_Shawl#Female
>he didn't already have an alt on Balmung since StormbloodGuess it's time to bring her out of the Phantom Zone. Everyone wish her a happy trip, it's time for her once a seasonal event trip out of permanent stasis.
>>569168380the planets open up as we progress
>>569168352Race? Place of residence?
>>569168498Yeah I'm a tourist, just here to stare at your ass. Problem?
>>569168525nooooticing
>>569168464I don't know anything about anyone here besides what I've read in thread, and I'm not here or subbed at all times. But if she's a trans dog girl cat girl though, I can only imagine she's got a storied past.
>>569168384>Jeets haven't discovered FFXIV. Yet.
>>569168384A flood of Indians all using Free Trial to try and get ERP is terrifying.
>>569168552What do you mean by this bro
>>569168529yeah sure-->only the boring designated driver/chaperone roles are leftnvm
>>569168498stick that tongue out for daddy
>>569168498I am a tourist and I'm going to /playdead on your front lawn after I'm done checking the thousands of houses until I find the right one
>>569168498oops, I own 2
>>569168498What if I own an apartment?
>>569168075is that the one that posts the vocaroos that go oh wow oh wow oh boy oh boy
>>569165667
>>569168695LOLEVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS MAN
>>569168630I mean that I want to fuck the shit out of like five specific passing mtfsFFXIV and such
I ammining on the moon.
>>569168498what hair is that
>>569168497you're rightI'm going out, I don't think I'll be back
How can I get started using splatoon?
>>569168529What are you doing in front of my house?>>569168627Easy to spot though, just ask their opinions on AI
>>569168637Oh I forgot to turn off the role thing. I can do either support , come on down
which jobs are trash for the new ultimate. Gonna prog it when I get home, looking to exclude the dead weight
>catgirl poster
>>569167792NTA but thank you. This chain is all that I needed to finally find out her name. Now time to go stalk her.
>>569168425May I see her?
>>569162704This game's community fucking sucks manPF is full of traps and time wastersStatics are full of gay dramaThe only winners are those who raid with their friends, but mine don't raid
>>569168573>>569168597Hey.... Aether...?
>>569168338>If you're not cheating, you're not actually trying to win.It's a shame how prevalent this ideology is throughout all forms of anything that can be considered competitive. You've got people taking steroids, you've got pine tar on baseballs or whatever, you've got hollow bats, you've got slightly deflated footballs, unironic vibrating buttplugs, etc.
>>569168754Use plugins and be a euro
>>569168705Those are so fucking hot....
>>569168776the dps check is pretty low so far so none of them
>>569168484Had to leave Viera behind since they placed masks so far in front of their faces that every single non racial hair clips them. I doubt either of our issues will be resolved anytime soon.
>>569168529I still need to plap you, though
>>569168791STOP THAT!
>>569168791as a catgirl poster myself, i dont blame you
>>569168380>>569168514>>569168589final version of the map isnt much different
>>569168858So if I have it and join a random party it will just do the fight for me? Amazing thanks
>>569168753Wait I was kidding, just send the tell. The uncertainty of what could have been is even wose.
>>569162749Yay!!!
The Chinese team is already down to the last 30%. Meanwhile, the NA teams are still struggling back in second form. This is what American education gets you, I guess.
sex with both of these femezen
>>569168805We tried to warn you about hanging out with gooners all day.
I can't believe they made four entire zones of this.
>>569168796I'm not going to post an image of someone else's character, sorry. I feel like that'd be weird. At least not if they actively post. I have posted a picture of a few ebins who aren't around anymore over the years. >>569168705Yeah
I've been in Ul'dah for like 15 seconds
YESSSS
Anyone who transfers to Balmung isn't worth talking to. They're either a gooner or a brainless trend chaser.
>>569163761Did you transfer? I wanna be friends
>>569169000I might go there just to hang out. Fuck crafting though.
>>569169000>>569169007two types of people
they locked balmung in fucking 2 seconds what the FUCK
>>569169016this but unironically
>>569168970Is that Galm at the left?
>>569169003John Lakeside vs EmilyFilipino vs Unfiltered Autism
>>569168498yea
>>569168909eh, could be worse
>>569169016I transferred from Balmung to another server. Does that count?
>>569169052D U A L I T Y O F M A N
>>569169110yes
YOU ALREADY HAVE A CASTER WHY IS THIS PF SET LIKE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>569169016being on a dead world is not a personality lil gup
>>569169016I mean like, wouldnt dc travel permanently to balmung achieves the same thing
>>569168979Nah my friends are just midcore, too casual to want to deal with raiding. I can't blame them.
>>569166789>>569165865FUCK this hroth is hot
>>569168758But this is my bakery/house!Also K.K. If you are here, join the pf I took off roles I tried using that alt+r reply thing but its not working.
>>569169016Trvke
>>569169007https://d.uguu.se/ZNKbVSnb.webm
>>569168498LAUGHING at people like you who are seething they opened servers again
>>569168882>thread hasn't been namedropping me lately>how can I make this joke about me?
>>569169016Call me a chaser the way I be macroing “/ac sprint” onto every keybind while I run after every catgirl in a ten mile radius.
>>569168705Wait, I thought that poster was an actual girl and was crushing hard. You're telling me that is a tranny?
>>569169035I havent even rlly logged in in a bit tbqh
I don't have the commitment to do an ultimate right now and the new patch doesnt interest me much. Guess i can afk cosmic while i draw fatties right?
>>569169052>>569169208>You obtain 2 pots of wide spectrum #2 dye from your cosmic fortune.byeah nvm
>>569169189>This fiera has the same plot as meKeep your eyes open at night...
I've had enough. Post your lalafell or the little guy gets it.
>>569168738Does he like femra?
post soft large boobs please, prfrably femeezen
I was hoping the outfit would look different on biggers. Guess I expected too much from a small indie dev team.
How difficult are post-TEA ultimates?I cleared TEA on patch and haven't touched the game since, I heard the omega one was really fucking hard
>>569168498You dumbfuck EUnigger. You would not even be here if you didn't already wreck your reputation there. Delete your character and go fuck yourself.
>>569169016The share holders aren't gonna like this truth nuke
does anyone want to join my Balmung polycule
>>569168882sex with this moonie
>>569169346
>>569168187>”work” scheduleAnon, if you want to do any sort of organized activity with a group of people, like hiking or sailing, or camping, it’ll requires a schedule. But NEETs can’t do any of that, so they’ve got bed rotting and gooning with randoms. Maybe “cheating” on their latest discord roulette “relationship” lmao.
>>569168929>So if I have it and join a random party it will just do the fight for me?No. It basically draws what the AoEs look like before they go off. Someone has to create it though, so it doesn't just read the game's code and just blanket show you all "hidden" AoEs, it shows you the ones that whoever made the thing thought was important. There are also "scripts" sometimes which are more involved, which might do something like draw a line from your character to the point that you're supposed to go stand at right now based on the mechanic that you have. Honestly though, sometimes it makes the mechanics a lot harder to read, even though it's supposed to be cheating.
>>569169346Sorry little guy but I don't post my lala here anymore.
>>569169378its a fucking jeans and tshirt what the fuck did you expect it to look like
>>569169346Do NOT cum on him!
>>569169378?its literally a tshirt and jeans how different could it be
>>569169432Unfortunate, I really wanted the wings.
>>569169352yeyou're not a cumscale are ya?
>>569169346If you harm him I harm you
>>569168941It's too late I logged off and didn't do it I wanna die
>>569169479Hey guy hope you slept well
>>569167840truth nuke after dealing with crazy fucking boomers all day at work for 12 hours, the last thing i want to do is wall in pf for 4 more hours
>>569169484I am.....
>>569169362I only have non modded flat femezen boobs
>>569169479I'll be considered a god when I eb Val
>>569169270It's true.
>>569169572any fmezen is a good femezen
>>569168498>EU refugee trying to be smug over escaping to balmungsince this dude gets schizo'd a bunch i unironically can't tell on whether or not he's getting falseflagged right now
>>569169227Kiss my fat ass. :>
>>569168630He means that you'll be cured of your chasing obsession by meeting 99,9% of trannoidsLike if you're gay that's fine, but if you're straight, just looking at them move, looking at their skin, hairline, hands and Adam's apple, and hearing their voice will make you go "lol fuck no that's a dude". They never pass in broad light. Never.
>>569169447Why what happened
>>569169529need to summon extra hours in the day to sleepthe long day factory is calling my name once more
FAVORITE NEW BALMUNG RESIDENTS??
>>569168882cumming on your face
>>569169640There's too many weird lala schizos
>>569169678Otis Jenkins
>>569169319>Guess i can afk cosmic while i draw fatties right?Yes
>>569169567Sorry snowcone.I only like red, blue,green, and brown Xaelas
>>569169678my femra better get namedropped
>>569169678IS IT ME?
>resub on may 3rd at 9am in the morning>for a 30 day sub>the sub ran out today>cheating me out of 1 day of sub timeSo do these japs only count sub timers on their time? I'm literally missing one day of sub time, can I sue SE for this?
>>569162704It just doesn't look fun to me
>>569169495Log back in right now.
Opinions on Gilgamesh?
anynyan wannyan carry me through UMAD?
>>569169468>>569169454Pant cuffs not folded or even a skirt. Different graphic on the tee. Accessory on the wrists. There's loads they could have done to personalize the outfit per race and gender.
I fapped to one catgirl too many today and now I got the thing where my kegels are wrecked and I feel teh constant urge to slow dribble my urine
does anyone want to eb my balmung transbian catgirl?
>>569169795My home. It's a bit crowded but it's a decent server.
>>569169823its a uniform you dip
>>569169740Damn...
>>569169795
>>569169661You could also sleep before 5am, that might help.
>>569169758do it bro, fight the oppressor
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ZFVQ63EVL/lol he's creating a tool to sim the fight in game
cosmic actually has some pretty cool mapsshame theyre wasted on cr*fting...
>>569169795I remember it fondly
>>569169678Nacho Dorito
>>569169851No, im a man irl
>>569169870Its ok dawg.I'm fucking with ya.
THERE ARE STILL A FEW BALMUNG APARTMENTS LEFTMIST WARD 25TOPMAST SUBDIVISIONLAST PAGE
>>569169839me whenever I see lientri
>>569169917Did Nacho and Selto actually transfer to balmung?
>>569169795good server (few xivgers), full of raiders and chill 2.0/heavensboomers, large normie FCs, not known for any weird subcommunities, most active marketboard outside of balmung and mateus
>>569169814I wanna princess carry you to my bedroom. Or princess (male) carry.
>>569169823>Autistically high expectations for some throwaway casualwear outfit when no other outfit in the game meets said expectationsI'm glad im not like this, I would be dissapointed with everything
>>569166341Love this moonie /pet/pet /pet /smooch
>>569169678Lizzy Lostheart!
>>569169609
>>569169892I mean I have email evidence of showing when I purchased the sub only to login today to be told i don't have an active subscription. This is some jap fuckery
>>569169814You and I should make a static....
>>569169980who gives a fuck kys
>>569162704pf is miserable and i only raid when i get forced into statics of friends to fill spots
>tfw Balmung native since the game came outI love seeing new people join...
This zone reminds me of the first area in that game with the guy that has a moon for a face
>>569168498My EB snagged a plot right before it opened up, coincidentally enough.
>>569169980YeahSo did Vah Shir
>>569170031good god...
>>569170031kissing your side boob while gently moving your shirt away so I can latch onto your nipple
okay! I got graven image 1 down and beginning of graven image 2! I'm not gonna prog this for a bit I think, wasn't that much fun compared to idyllic dream
>>569170084my husband otr
>>569169787He posted his character and now I'm even more depressed
>>569169980https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/38965165/
>>569169758One time I called them out. I don't remember if I sent an email or if I sent a ticket in game, but I basically asked for clarification of when my sub time began and when my sub time ended, because I got cheated out of 2 days of playtime during my sub. And the response was just "you subscribed on [day] and your subscription will end on [day], hope this clears things up" type shit
>>569166792>classic+lol
>>569170084>eb and a houseexplode
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV168LE6bEST/Chinks carrying this game harder than NA ever could
>>569169426>if you want to do any sort of organized activity with a group of people, like hiking or sailing, or camping, it’ll requires a schedule.I don't have a problem scheduling real life shit with actual friends. I'm not making or following a weekly raiding schedule to play a fucking video game with a static full of randoms I probably won't even like because raiders are all insufferable autists who have regular mental breakdowns.
>>569169678SEIKO GEISHEI AND MO FU
>>569168498another princess trvth nvke!
I miss DB
>>569170121I can finally ERP with Vah Shir?
>>569170161>wasn't that much fun compared to idyllic dreamWell just you wait and see what p2 has in store... (It's Idyllic Dream on crack)
>>569170020YOU LIE ANON
>>569170003A /pet /pet /smooch for this anon too,Hope you’re doing well today.
are the relics better than high tier melded tools?
>>569170161/pet good luck whenever you get back to it
>>569170265yes
Balmung keeps taking in the dregs. It's only gonna get worse once cross dc pf is in
>>569169825cute fren /pet /hug i need to add you ingame sometime
>>569169678ruri rin
>>569170265byeah
>>569170192Wait till you hear he's also married to someone who isn't his EB
>>569170020I wish
>>569169825I love you Wowi...
It actually bothers me people are complaining that people are going to balmung to be social rather than going on a dead empty world to raid and talk to no one.
Anyone who moved to balmung is a gooner and not worth being friends with
>>569168484Disturbing, long ago i ran highlander for a little bit until i noticed clipping and how ungodly some textures were stretched.
>>569169315Sis this is your only chance in eons we want to see you..............
ok I made it to uldah on my new munger, can I get an invite to balter despite most likely not playing this character all that much?
I have nobody to pick strawberries with, my character.
i woke up.
>>569170335>eb>house>wifeI bet this fucker even has a home IRL. We need to kill all normies.
>>569170353you dont understand anon mmorpgs are for pushing instanced raiding content and nothing else /s
>he wont be part of the future meetups because he refused to join the mung to show how much of a big boi he was
>>569169825Stroking this tail and smooching them ears
>>569170161p1 was much funner than idyllic though
>>569170242WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! hm... im tryna debate if its worth progging this ultimate and sacrificing health, sleep, and relationship with partner over a boss/game reference that I don't even like FF6 sucked ass when I tried it and Idk how kefka becomes evil and a god of all creation when he is in the main heroes party
>add rando to friendslist per their request>no interactions for the most part sometimes see them post in a linkshell>they shout "Happy pride">unfriend> today they some how find me in the middle of now where while I'm gathering>"Why'd you unfriend me">I blocked>I teleport awaylesson learned Never add random fags to your friendslistI might leave the linkshell too since they're all probably troons and gayfers as well
>>569170353"Be social" is just code for 192
>>569170308AetherGODs just can't stop winning
>>569169678OPHAN!!
>>569170415I moved to Bal to be with you my princess queen of eternalrot
>>569170528For me it's 176
>>569170161>"Idyllic was better to prog once the strats were out and the mechanic was explained to me and I could sim it until I knew the mechanic"
>>569169868>>569170001It's a moot point. She's going back into the Shadow Realm now until the next seasonal event. Daaaw, look at how excited she is! Wave goodbye everyone!
>>569170423he's not even a normie he's just a successful guy
>>569170084Are you into being findommed?
>>569170520they cannot know you unfriended them, nice larp
You guys ever get those super thick beard hairs where its like multiple strands growing out of one follicle
>>569170201So final boss is just Omefka? Kinda gay if true....
>>569170520damn you sound really pleasant to be around
>>569170179I really hope Japan crumbles and Indians take over Japan. Or China takes over Japan, fuck these cheats at least I know Chinamen are cheaters but Japs are slimy cheaters who won't admit it.
>Everyone says we're so back>get into free weekend>it's still shitnothing changed wtf was supposed to be better vs 2 years ago?
>>569170065Uhhh.... how?
>>569170510>Kefka in the main hero partyDid you play the temu version of ff6?
>>569170629newfag
>Tired but gentle Male hroth>Unironically Shaggy fucking Rogers MalezenWhich should my Mung alt be?
>>569170638Yeah they suck
>>569170031reminded me of my thighlander
>>569170510You will spend a month + on p2 alone. Take of that what you will
>>569170629They can if you have a house or apartment.
>>569170604nah i had the most fun cuz of the hype ass announcer saying "WEOAHHHH" at the beginning during the raidwide. I don't care about kefka at all + most of the Final Fantasy games aren't fun to me. Only ones I like are FF7 original, rebirth, FF14, FF13, and FFX
>>569170737why would you get a house or an apartment, they have no gameplay
>>569170510I thought you were just being funny but now I see you're just genuinely retarded
>>569170737sort of, unless they turn teleportation off
Speaking of animations, isn't it funny how new animations releases on the XMA have slowed down since the Unvaulted kaboom.
>still nobody has beat p2Maybe if they got some real gamers like WoW raiders or Valo players this shit would be done by now
>>569170797Decorating is fun as fuck, not to mention plapping and gooning
>korra likes final fantasy 13Blacklisted.
>>569170672do you like femlala
>>569170215MF isn't really new, he was on Balmung before he hopped to Goblin
>>569162742from what you picked exclusively, the face scales under the eyes
Who here gaming?
>>569162704I have no friends, I don’t like PF, and I don’t have an interest wasting 20+ hours per week “attempting” to find a party to do one section of a raid.
>>569170556that's so sad.... i'm so flattered...
>>569170638No I'm native but since european colonizer trash raped my ancestors I can grow a shit-stache and some stubble on my chin. At least I get money from the govt.
>>569169678Megarian Id
>>569170861none of which are worth paying a montly sub for, Rajesh
>>569170886I like every race (female)
>>569170715>people talking about a completely different race>trannylander has to but in and force everyone to look at their ugly trannylander
>>569170380I updated my drivers and theyre incompatible with xiv but rolling them back would also cause the other stuff I play to stutter really bad...
hold it. you're trying to get into balmung, huh? can i see your papers please?
>>569170715do she like white boys
>>569170841WoW raiders can't do XIV raids. There are too many mechanics for them. Do you not remember Limit Max or whatever the fuck his name was pre-watching PF strats and then going >"wait wait wait! I think I got it!"and then magically coming up with the exact strat PF uses ever single time?
>>569169678How’s a moonie supposed to know who’s new and who’s not
join way on balmung
>>569170639No he's showing that we can create simmable fights in game now
>>569170163When was the ceremony?>>569170621Not really.>>569170615I give off normie vibes to people who know me IRL, but I'd never claim to be one.
>>569170915>Where do they come from? And where do they go?https://youtu.be/5Z0SSOwIIbA
>>569170841China already beat p2
>>569170797I like(d) The Sims.
>>569170047I'm already in one :c>>569169987guh
>>569171034
>>569171097Can you prove he did that?
>>569169479Hello my fav lil guy
>>569170694They're so satisfying to pull out though >>569170972Okay man
>>569171069You've finally arrived, but our records don't show from where
>>569171121not transferring back to stinkmung
>>569171121not you
>>569171097>That one WoWfag that got in big trouble doing the same thing They did not send their best.
>>569171182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd5xZ2Zr-SYThere were tons of these back then, dude
This is my first time, so please take it easy!
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vkVB6NEsa/https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV15CVB6vEs2/
is there datamined music or arenas for phase 3+ yet
>>569171002Malehroth
Most of my friends are way more tolerable in text than in vc.
>>569170797You get to play the Sims and then have hot steamy sex with people there after you're done decorating. That is PEAK Balmung gameplay.
>>569171162I like plapping you
>>569171352Red flag, honestly
>>569171069I paid $18 to fuck you in the ass.
>>569171034>Assmad mom her son get his pelvis turned to dust Kek
>>569171097xiv players can't do xiv raidsmost people never touch anything above extreme and the ones who do can't play without their plugins that resolve shit for them
>>569170415so when i transfer to balmung ur gonna be my eb right
>people actually wanted to move to buttdungSheesh
>>569164385should've already made an alt if you even had a slight desire to transferand i doubt they'd close up 'mung in 30 days again
>>569171524>Cant even identify himself with a tuff post
>people want to be on the popular social world instead of a dead dc, the raiding dc or the hispanic dc
My femra would have sex with all races and genders except male highlanders and xaela malera
PHASE 3 LEAKED!!!!!!https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1pwVZ6NEgJ/
>>569169825I love you so much
>/xivg/ shocked people want to go to the most populated severwelcome to every MMO ever made
>>569162704I’m not good at the game, simple as!
>>569171350Alright, mysterious femlala
>>569171604probably ugly anyway
You like to move it move!>>569171652>>569171652>>569171652>>569171652>>569171652
>>569171589I mean you could always transfer to any other crystal server. It doesnt 'have' to be Balmung or nothing.
>>569171608im not clicking your random virus links nigga
>>569171580Huh?
>>569171419im cooked
Fucking RIP8 of my friends transferred to balmung and now it's only me and 1 friend left on our old serverBalmung why???
>>569171739Im saying you talk a lot of shit but cant even back up your own server of choice
>>569162704this isnt that much fun desu since you can't do anything with the gear from it
>>569162704I savage thoroughly, I haven't ultimated since an attempted UWU static a few years ago because I just haven't gotten around to studying how to PF it yet.
>>569171868What server was it sis? I have a few people on Hali I wish would make the swap.
>>569171665xfer to Balmung
>>569171125oh it was blurry and I couldn't change resolution so I couldn't tell. That's neat. All Glory to the CCP.
>>569170656I mean the other one where you fly the space ship into space and become rick and morty
>>569171868>Balmung why???Because SE gets money from every character transfer into Balmung.
>>569169959I thought your character was cute but>big titsAt least the vanilla tall boy is still cool
>>569171991There’s nothing there for me sadly. I would be lost as I am on Excalibur, just a lone person amongst a thousand-crowd.
>>569172597Move to BalmungCome home with meseriously come over, you've been by the house plenty before, would be cool to hang out again sometime
>>569172597what dress sis?
