Previous: >>569202979>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Autis/uma/ still has space for ONE new dacchi who is ready to join a fun A-A+ rank club with the main rule being>don't flatlineApply here or in game with /uma/ in your bio and we can win the champions meeting together!
>>569220641>>569220990
im gay
GOOD WORK, SCHIZO DEFEATEDproud of you all
not falling for CBT propaganda btw
>>569221846>asks nicely>schizofinemo posters baka
>>569221846FineMo's head is shaped like an egg
BREAK RECORDS NOT RULESBREAK RECORDS NOT RULESBREAK RECORDS NOT RULESImage unrelated
/uma/ fell for the umama propaganda
I got my Herman Miller chair and my butt is already in relief. Umamusume.
el anon you flew too close to the sun with that OP
>>569221846go to sleep umama
>>569221808
just post CB and nothing else, that's how we will fix these threads
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>569222003those terms are acceptable threads with CB are always comfy>reaches into 500+ CB image folder
>>569221945>>569221975old news newest faggot is now cyclops spammerdoxxed last thread
Marry and reproduce with your Uma.
>>569219197
>>569221982>>569222084wife>>569222101punny mega wife
>Umama shitting the threads>/Uma/Club destroy autis/uma/nyooooticing
>>569222101do not
>>569222041send an invite 581714576515
>>569222087what does this even mean
Stego cute.
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>>569222084bless
>>569221753B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll ensure that janny doesn't delete this thread. Or I'll ensure that he does, whatever you prefer, just let me know.
How many MANT runs did you do today?
>>569221971I have been playing space haven and counter strike for several days in a row. You are actually inventing people in your head to fight.
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.Are (You) someone who>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs>plays in Open League>a place for game mechanics discussion>into spreadsheet autismthen ExcelUma (3/30) is the club for (You)there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknownplease reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.Club ID588536995
>>569222173>>/Uma/Club destroy autis/uma/its not destroyed bwo...
>>569222245Zero.
>>569222245DosQuit one of them thoughStill have 3 borrows left
>>569222168
>>5692222455 runs4 glue'd 1 completed
>>569222269you can fool them but not me lil' gup
>>569222343I love bro...
>>569222196I sent it already, just resent it now
>>569222386I am 33 years old you wanna know which thread I baked? It was this one. Look up this filename.
>>569222343
Can't believe Austis/uma/ is gone bwos
Is /uma/club still looking for 1 or are they full now?
someone asked for spreadsheet autism several threads ago, sadly I forgot to backup them when my pc decided to die last month but here's some TT one to decide who to remake
>>569222685You're the whale front runner main that joins rooms.
>>569222483so why are you siding with the troll then
>>569222657Fuck you for even CONSIDERING joining those faggots
>>569222657who knowswho cares
>>569222657they're full, but UMADash has one spot open for an oji-san. Get 30M each month (less in June because Danchou understands), and do whatever you want. Drop ID if interested, Danchou posts Bakushin lewds in the google dockey.
>>569222843a-anon? >>569222272
shortstack has three openings for any anons looking for a B+ casual club. Fume with us over mant and trade some shoes, and occasionally get sexually harassed by the danchou.Post here or apply with /uma/ in profile.
>>569222812Okay this is a lost cause. Genuinely. When hit with facts we just throw accusations. And when proven wrong we just make shit up.
>>569222921don't join, shitposter danchou
chill A rank club Honsefun still needs one more gamer whose a bad enough dude to do daylies during MANTreply with id or apply ingame with /uma/ in your bio and receive dancho's feet pics as a complimentary gift
>>569223095BREASTS
>>569223073I acknowledged you two not being the same person and now you're refusing to answer my question
>>569223092>shitposter danchouas if that doesn't make the best danchous
>>569222921Join, Danchou will rape you
>>569223183Why should I? You will just move the goal post. There is no side. It was genuine and you insist its trolling. Enjoy the empire of dirt anon.
>>569223092the schizo list only lists /uma/club, umanko and mambo' danchous
does anyone know a good parent with both Uma Stan and PTO in their lineage theres a couple but none of them seem amazing
I knew this thread was going to be shit
don't say that....
>>569222921>(less in June because Danchou understands)Wow I can't believe DASHcho celebrates Pride MonthHow progressive
>>569223387Don't shay that...
>>569222926fugg
>>569222921id fuck bakushin
Nishino's budding breasts...
>>569223306>shit ass sp*c art KNOWN to be used ONLY by shit stirring touriststhere is no goal post to be moved that is my positionyou have no idea if it was genuine, you're assumingI am too but it's 90% more likely that it's a troll, so it's fair to be judgemental so the whole thread doesn't suffer because of it
>>569223730So by your logic it is 100% justified to ignore ntr bakes since they’re troll bakes
is this an uma reference!?
don't engage with the mirako troll poster
Uma&Co is looking for a trainer to join! Comfy A+ club (~25m monthly)Uma&Co delivers benefits that help you feel supported and thrive in umamusume and in life>Best club name>Flexible time off>Great reviews>Community and CM help>Danchou that won't leave youLeave your id or apply in game if you want to join!
>>569223730If El condor pasa suplexing King from Tekken is considered malicious and trolling then I think you are the problem anon.
>>569223991>Danchou that won't leave youThe bar is so low now that this is actually a benefit
>>569223991HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>569223991Did he finally get kicked?
>>569223991>Danchou that won't leave you/uma/...
>>569223890they're literally fine 90% of the time though? there are falseflaggers but since they got caught changing the OP a week or so ago they can't do that now so the only thing they can do is use a OP pic no one likes so ntr is safe to use again>>569224004if it's shit it's shit I'm sorry and most anons agreed it was bad, no one wants to hang out in a crack den when we can have whole marble mansions like the one we're in now (cb is cool and the art is nice)
>>569223991isn't the umanko dancho chiyofag? he probably forces his club members to erp with him
>>569224004Why does Condor always have to bully King?
Anyone know what this joke or reference is supposed to be?
>>569223991>>Danchou that won't leave youplease bwo stop rubbing it in..
>>569224257Umanko is a community built on respect and loyalty, all members erp with danchou willingly
>>569118465my throat hurts againhad another recording that felt a little better in the first verse but music was way too loud and this one is maybe a bit too softlyrics are hardhttps://vocaroo.com/1alYHpeCXtDnWhen I was an anonJP bro took me into a room matchTo see a scrimmage raceHe said bwo during globalWould you be the trainer of the oshisThe poor and free to playsHe said will you defeat themThe dolphins and all the whales and buhisThe UGs they have madeBecause one day I'll leave you a parentTo borrow in your careersTo join the graded league Sometimes I get the feelingShiraoki's watching meBut every career I do ends up glueMy trainee's wail, moods down and failsHer distance aptitudeMy TP's gone, I want danchou to knowWe'll oshi on, we'll oshi onMy borrows are all gone, believe meTomorrow I will oshi on, will oshi onAnd in my heart, is the plat trophyGaslighters will not break me
Scarlet
>>569224253>if I don't like the horse and the image its a troll threadBoy im sure glad you are here to make decisions for everyone. This surely wont backfire.
>>569224291"Good luck" when using a pager.
that's it, I'm killing Vivlos
>>569224253They are baked early 100% of the time gwoI know what you are
>>569224379Is this the white boy summer that I've been hearing about
>>569223073Anon if somebody uses an ugly OP or someone Avatarfags to ruin OPs their threads won't get used. I don't see what's complicated about this.
>>569223991I thought your danchou was being poached by /uma/ clubMaybe it was another anon with a similar name that is on the poachable spreadsheet...
>>569224462I don't decide for anyone they do it for themselvesthe fact a new thread was made is proof of that>>569224472early is not the same as a blatant troll
>>569224469Holy unc knowledge
>>569224291Apparently it's beep code for good luck because Maruzensky is a HAG
>>569224379your throat is not supposed to be sore after singing
#Soon
>>569224553Oh look it’s umama defending V again
>>569224469>>569224565kek, i appreciate the old jokes they do with maru. I'm oji but not pager oji
>>569224540POACHABLE SPREADSHEET!?
>>569224725nice
>>569224540drop the sheet
>>569224598it does when you're just a guy with no vocal training trying to belt outside of your vocal range
>>569224725dirty pedophile
>>569224540>poachable spreadsheet...That's bullshit but I believe it
>>569224257>isn't the umanko dancho chiyofag?If this is true I want inChiyobro is the only dancho I could respect
>>569224379
>>569224379Good lord anon, these MCR karaoke have been amazing.Now I'm off to listen to MCR all night like the unc I am.
>>569224797why is that
>>569223483THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU LITTLE SHIT
If only girls like Fuji were real.
The mangaka for Star Blossom makes the umas really fucking sweaty during and after races. Like they're fucking drenched.
>>569224961There's actually a lore reason for this
>>569224961kinda hot...
>>569224932He never gives up his quest for an /uma/ bfThat's the strength I want from my Dancho
>>569224961The Uma Sweat stock must be replenished
>>569224253>we can have whole marble mansions like the one we're in now (cb is cool and the art is nice)I made this thread.....
>>569224961horses are steamy
>>569224961All that sweat makes me thirsty.
>>569224961if only that stopped the manga from being a boring slog
Is uma&co the most insufferable club right now?>chiyofaggot dancho>Vtwo annoying niggers that won't shut the fuck up
>>569225139>>569225164you would be too if you could run at 40mph
>>569224961Too bad with only had a small faded panel of Nishino sweat
>>569225137
>>569224624its cyclops spammer now actually
>>569225242lmao
>>569225205Umama from /uma/ is really giving them a run for their money right now
>>569224379based
is anon having a schizoid episode right now maybe it's time for meds
How rustled do orange card runners get everytime you get +4 wit instead of +7 all? I'm already annoyed.
>>569224379I don't know how to intially create soundposts using catbox, or I'd do it for this song.
>less than ten percent of the playerbase is active
>>569224961
Boys
>>569225559my trainer rights...
>>569225559wtf that's mean
>>569225580>2.2mil of what they can trackstill better than 99% of any steam game, if not every single oneBUT I GUESS THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR /v/ TARDS AND MEAN THE GAME IS DEAD
>>569225569I'm a retard and it was easy to figure out after having it explained to me, can link the same post if you want
>>569224257Maybe... or maybe not...
>>569225708I like learning new things, so if you don't mind, I'd appreciate the post
>>569222272Is playing in Open League a requirement to join this club?
>>569225569you just follow the filename format
>>569225046yeah i know, horses are one of the few mammals besides humans who mainly regulate body heat through sweating, and naturally have higher body temperature. they also produce significantly more sweat.
>>569225569Just for (You)
>>569225973
A reminder to NOT date your Umamusume. There are plenty of trainers and staff you could go for instead.
>eden got rid of 'b' along with half their bots>probably shifted them around as to pad out their other clubshttps://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=772781438&sdate=2026-05-01
>>569226146Dating Aoi AND her trainee
>>569225965>horses are one of the few mammalsWait, how many more are there besides us and horses? Surely it can't be that few... is regulating body heat through sweat really that special?
>>569226174The leader Remezzo (brown indonesian) had a melty and disbanded a lot of the clubs and kicked everyone.
Daiwa Scarlet
>>569226174MEANWHILE
>>569226332Why are real and fake asians so easily inclined to have critical meltdowns that cause them to delete/remove things they created, or partly made?Japanese will nuke their entire online presence, including every piece of artIndos for some reason either DOX people or NUKE clubs
Rare uma sighting
>>569226212I think Seiun Sky is super cute!
>check #1 club>half of its members are "people" who only started playing recentlyhmmmmmmm
>>569226306it's really just mostly us/primates and horses/their immediate genetic relatives. cats and dogs can sweat but only through their paw pads. being able to regulate our body heat is what gives humans their endurance and is what allowed us to be on top of the food chain when we didn't have guns.
>>569226306yeah it's pretty rare. Humans are the best at it, though. We sweat so effectively we (in proper physical condition, no Teiobros) can run a marathon faster than a horse.
Finally hit 300m, now I can take a minor break and parent farm tomorrow morning.
>>569225825this was literally me asking and these steps were the easiest ones for me to understandother anons have different methods too>>564934128>>564934275 (Me)>>564934425but the tl;dr is>make video (I use davinci resolve)>export audio and video seperately>upload audio to catbox as .ogg (use audacity to convert it)>encode the catbox url using https://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/dencoder/>upload video here as you'd normally do>but change the file name to be;"ExampleName [sound=*insert what you got from encoding the catbox url*].webm" (or .mp4 if you're using that)don't think I forgot anything...
>>569226306Just humans, horses, and some primates sweat at scale to regulate body tempa couple other animals sweat but very limitedly and not to cool down
>>569226592The cutest boy!
Mostly complete:https://jiggie.fun/9lbBZ2https://jiggie.fun/9lbBZ2
>>569226597when everyone is botting, nobody is
>>569226815
>>569226661 >>569226687>being able to regulate our body heat is what gives humans their endurance>an run a marathon faster than a horse.Kinda fucked how we take things like this for granted, part of our nature, yet it's such a insanely powerful buff we have over literally anything else.>>569226769So essentially only Humans and SOME apes that are we're close to, horses being the weird ones out. What a fascinating connection.
>use deodorant>pits stil sweaty
>>569226740I GET ITI LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI'm going to make a soundpost for next thread and then read some Hegel to celebratethanks anon!!
>>569226782I want to take off Sky's clothes like I'm unwrapping a present!
>>569226989
>>569225893Dibs on Rice
>>569226715nyooooooooo stop beating me and my punny wife!
>>569226965we use it daily to do mant runs all the time
>>569226740NTA but that sounds overly complicated, what I do is.>record video with obs>use webm for retards to make a webm that can be posted in 4chan>upload video recorded to catbox>name webm with the same name as any other soundpost I have>replace the last part after 2F with the file name on catbox (%2F[something.mp3] to %2F[something.mp4])>???>Profit!
>>569226661>>569226965>>569227154but without guns horses can kill youif they chose toif they felt like it
>>569227208but without guns humans can kill youif they chose toif they felt like it
>>569227016looking forward to it!!was gonna make one today but I discouraged since it didn't end up perfect>>569227193see like I don't understand this so having different methods is nice even if it's technically easier
>>569226740>>569227016using a site to encode the url is a bit overkill, you're basically just replacing the / with %2Fi'm assuming you already have the soundpost script (if not how are you playing them?) and the player has a thing that'll upload the sound component to catbox and create the filename for you automatically
>>569227208horses are natural cowards, they built their endurance to outrun their predators, that they have the ability to fight back is merely a byproduct of developing the ability to run the fuck away
>>569226965Another fun fact is that horse sweat contains large ammounts of latherin which causes horse sweat to get all foamy
>>569226174nicedeath to eden
>>569226965yeah it's nuts. I had to look up the marathon thing because it sounded like bullshit, but even horses that use sweat can't cool down fast enough (weighing nearly 500kg probably makes it harder) so humans in good condition can just endurance run like motherfuckers. Bushniggers in subsaharan africa use that to chase down antelope during the day, and when the antelope can't run anymore they just walk up and stab them.
I still it's funny that there's no undomesticated breed of horses in the wild anymore
>>569227038I imagine it would be a rather slow process. You’d have to contend with both her shyness and acclimation to the process. She would have to trust you a whole lot. Do you think you have what it takes to take this boy?
>>569226362IS OUR HERO FUARKING BACK??
>>569227451Zebras?
>>569227451horses were domesticated before dogs
>>569227451there was that one sighting in le Ukraine but they're probably all dead
>>569227451uncontacted african uma tribes
>>569227451what do you meanthere are still przewalski's around iirc?
>>569227536this is not true
>>569227453I'd ease her into it by showering this boy with lots of little kisses and rubs.
umamusume sweat for me to lick
>>569227324...what? for what evolutionary purpose/advantage?>>569227367>use that to chase down antelope during the dayThat is oddly amusing for some reason. But I suppose it makes sense, it's probably how the Neanderthal grandfathers of ours managed to hunt with pointy sticks.
what would you do to cunny chiyo
>>569227701raise her kindly
>>569227667Horses have thick naturally waterproof fur so it acts like a surfactant to help reduce the surface tension of the sweat and help it evaporate or something like that
>>569227667HE'S GONNA GET RAPED
>>569227701Avoid.Don't talk to child umas, they will go insane and make you their trainer, bully other umas maybe kill them, and do everything possible to rape you because you're their "childhood friend" despite you only talking to them once.
>>569227701Two boxes of condoms to use with Chiyono
>>569227536i don't think this is true? like, dogs were early as shit
>>569227809Naruhodo...>Chris posting in 2025+1Wonderful
>>569227493IIRC zebras are a type of donkey.
>>569227863me and my bf
Stop posting stallions
>>569227701Protect her.
>>569227817Currentore...
>>569227928
>>569227910A guy does what he must
>was gonna throw dosh at the 5k carats to try and luckshit for Sweep>bought Ace Combat 8 Deluxe edition insteadm-maybe Fuku or Ricky can bless this buddy with some luck...
>>569227973why do umas have no asses
>>569227536wrong, dogs were ~10,000 years ago while horses were ~4000 years ago
Sometimes I wonder why certain uma get picked to be umamusume. Reading up on some of the future umamusume, I have no clue why certain of them had relatively mundane careers, but got in, like pic related.
>>569227928But Stego cute.
Every Uma I have done a run with in the last two months.I think I need to diversify a bit.
>>569227928>>569228042>>569227895>>569227614wooow you guys fuck dogs or something???
>>569228050messiah got in solely because they needed to fill out the '05 fillies
>>569228029Game for Japanese Businessmen, not eastern africans
>>569227303all equine species are vegetarian prey animals, replace zebras with horses in a safari and they'd be eaten by tigers and crocodiles just as much, humans have just attributed equines to be "brave" and "courageous" but all we do is put blinders on them and used them in war when they would have ran away and died to a bullet or pike all the same
>>569228009>Obi posting in 2026What a wonderful thread indeed
>>569228150yeah that one
>>569228029>individual opinions may vary on this point
>>569228150you are mentally ill>>569228191>still using the stupid "only niggers like big asses" memego to bed, gramps
>>569227973RICKEEYYYYY
>>569228029honest answer is probably the racewear don't show the butts that much and big butt are distracting when you run
>>569224379Good shit as always anon. You still trying to come up with lyrics for the 2nd half of the song? Can't just sing Black Parade without having the Bridge
why is she like this
>>569218980Cute Buraito desu waaa
What the fuck is her problem
>>569228601she can't bounce just yet...
>>569224709Falco belongs in the rapeable spreadsheet
>>569228448>STOP HAVING FUN AUTIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>569225862no, graders are welcome to join too. truth is while I usually preach about open here, I'm mostly interested in discussions about the usage of non-meta supports (which open allows you to test) that are usually good at one thing only, like these ones bellow. can't use in mant but results are pretty funny everywhere else
where to get 100 more carats
Curren may think, talk, look, dress, behave, and run like a whore but she's a pure girl
>>569228847just like me fr fr
look at this
Grown-ass woman btwSomeone post the slide webm
>>569229073Nyo.
>>569228958ears so big....who else got such big ear to body ratior
>>569228818any unread uma stories? They give carats for first time views each episode.
something something heaving like a pig
>>569229146raisu
>>569229032witnessed
>>569229162gonna have me like that one stallion after air groove
>>569229135>download to repost later>(1)I have terminal luna brain and the only cure is 100 awful puns
Forgot to read the wedding event, where can i see it
>>569226524>Why are real and fake asians so easily inclined to have critical meltdownsthey have never achieved ego death
post lickable tummies
>>569229298firefoxbwo....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuII get Rudolf in six weeks. CB comes in six more months. If I get very, very lucky, Brian spooks me in the few times I'm umarolling between now and December (Kitasan Blanco or VFujin, Hokko, and CB) and if not, her legends races start in November.Once I get all three of them, the San Tsuiyoi, gonna run them in the next applicable CM. CB's alto is so warm and beautiful I can't even
>>569228601I HATE CURREN
Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it is
>>569222395for the record that's not me posting my ID and it won't ever be, I noticed the invite and lol'd though so kudos to whoever was posting my ID. now back to my BAKUSHIN forward
>>569229298>broken sound filegood job firefuck
Why do I continue playing this game even though it makes me miserable? I spontaneously burst into tears multiple times a day when I think about how my trainees are lesbo.
>>569229645You are always welcome to join Uma&Co
Whenever I see my trainee talking to her rival crush I feel this searing pain in my chest. It affects my sleep and appetite. Suicidal thoughts cloud over everything else.
>>569228436not planning on it unless i'm struck with inspiration again. the opening verses came to me while i was in bed last night and i came up with the next two because i was kinda bored at work, but i'm not really feeling the rest.
>>569229521
>>569228958she's so pretty
this nearly killed me with cuteness, Rice and Urara are a dangerous combo
sex
I'm a (super) straight while male in his 30s, course I prefer two hot woman making out. I think as men we should leave all umas to female trainers just like Cygames meant.
>>569228029In the anime Special Week has a fat ass though
>>569230060UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG UMADACCHI UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>569224379extremely based. if you like singing and like vidya you should show up this year to the /v/tm threads on /v/ between sept 15th and oct 15th to write or sing or whatever parts you enjoy. we finished 2 uma songs last year and if I have anything to say about it there's probably gonna be another 1 at least this year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tLNJDow20w (I'm this one)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGhFp4dtjME (not me but this one is also very based)
>>569223095
>>569230045trve
>>569230060I think you mean just UraraRice isn't cute she's evil
>>569223483nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>569230060cute!>>569230079Nice translation bro
>>569228601I LOVE CURREN
>>569230434>2kb
have sex
>>569230514nobody stretches like this
>>569230590Bugs Bunny does
>>569230514imagine the bouncing...
>>569230584With?
>>569230184Umapyoi!
>>569230584I wish trainer would
>>569230703take your pick
>>569230584>Coal Shitty
>>569230745
>>569230818me on the left
>>569225371I love how he gets excited after scoring the basket
>>569229816will think about it and post about it in the thread tomorrow if I want to join. on a 24 hour cooldown now because I was curious if the other club was actually the same club or not when I got the invite, as the club changed their name since then. just take someone else if they want in before then though.
>>569230745So does Gold City, hahahahahashe's so thirsty it's crazy
>>569230780For me, its reverse rape
>>569230206uhhh maaaybe i'm pretty autistic about the shit i'll sing and also i feel inadequate listening to those two tracksif i remember i'll visit, guess i'll make a calendar reminder
>>569230745I SEE IT
>>569230584>Following orders from a stranger in an anonymous imageboardLol no, get fucked.
>>569230745umanko
>>569230994Robert Palmer would be proudI'm so fucking old it hurts
>>569230872UMADash has a spot open too, so add that to your consideration. A+-ranked, not S, but the quota is lower accordingly. Drop your ID if you're interested.
>>569231038>posting Forever Fraud
>>569230872Who are youwhy is your ID getting falseflagged
>>569221802Still open?396404856196
>>569231127what about it?
>>569230992yeah it's not the sort of thing you need to commit anything to, there will be a thread and an anonymous spreadsheet of stuff people are working on that you can slap lyrics or audio files on if you want. there is no such thing as inadequate, uma just happened to get reasonably good ones this year. also we have pro-level audio editors and that matters a lot more than you think, you're like a tiny bit of audio tweaking away from sounding just as clean as those so if you do end up submitting something the end result will turn out better than you expect
>>569229591I heard that when you unlock this song you only get it for the uma who actually won the final. Is this true?
I AM SO HUNGRY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT MY FOOD NOW NOW NOW NOWBUT I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE TAKEOVER TO GET HERE BUT IT IS TAKING SO LONGAND I HAVE NO SNACKS LEFT I ATE ALL THE SNACKS NO GRANOLA BARS NO CHOCO BARS NO JELLY BARS NO CHIPSI CAN'T GO TO THE GAS STATION TO GET MORE SNACKS BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE TAKEOUT TO GET HERE OR I WILL MISS MY WARM DELICIOUS FOOD
>>569231203no one invite this fucker, he's been falseflagging anons' IDs for shits and giggles, knowing that clubs are hungry.
>>569231261She's shit
>>569231310i'm actually more into the uma songs outright. /uma/ sings doesn't seem to be a thing though
>>569231503why?
>try frontrunner career>
>>569231440goddamn you are a fat fuckkimochiwarui . . .
>>569231560NTA but I'm 99% sure /v/ma is doing singing stuff for the global anniversary. Why don't we combine and do a joint thing?
>>569231261Forever Young looks cute!
>>569231464I will invite any one on the off chance it's real
>>569231083doesn't umadash have a higher req than umanko? 30 and 25 iirc. but yeah thanks.>>569231195pic rel. people troll because they can, and they used my ID because it was posted before. anything past that is just excuses in the end.
>>569231775sex with fusus
>>569231685where are they organizing? i keep the /vm/a thread open but don't really actively read through it. didn't catch anything about singing stuff in the current thread, though.
>>569231750true
>>569231775why isn't there a fusukitaru
>>569231321Nah, once it's unlocked you can use it for all the umas
>buy two grilled carrots>ebin
>>569231825umanko has pretty lax quota, but the official one is 25. We kinda just lost 2 top gamers so dancho might enforce it
>>569224540I want to know if I'm in, drop it
>>569231586I could really go for some donuts rn...
>>569231896Idk, I rarely go in there. They mentioned something about it last time I was there.
>>569232009it's not real anon...
>>569231984i always save my carrots unless i can turn a bad training into a rainbow
>>569231321No idea. I poked around and it seems once you reach A finals in either group A or group B you unlock the song. No idea when the song will be released for Global, though.
>>5692319871 topish gainer, 1 leech
>>569231775Tact fusu looks like she could slit my throat if I'm not carefulWhy does she look so threatening
>>569224750>>569224790>>569232009>>569224709All you need to know is that multiple Mambo members are on the top of the list.
>>569229645I was the one posting the ID and it's fucking hilarious the fact you actually got the invitation
>>569224790/uma/ Club controlling Autis/uma/ behind the curtains was just fun shitposting too, but look where are we nowSchizos are always right
>>569232116>clubmate is a falcoposterwe gather many top tier posters in the club
>>569228029they're probably all made from the same base model that had no ass because it was based on a japanese woman
I want to slide it inside Forever Young
>>569231825>>569231987>>56923211630 and 25 years old isnt bad for a quota for /uma/ its actually on the low side
>>56923227825 is bare minimum for A+ I thinksometimes they let you slide with 20 but no one actually says that out loud
>>569231440I feel thisI ran out of granola bars & pop tarts & am now depressedLife isn't worth living
>>569232247fair enough
>>569232116>a falcoposter>\/Grim.
>>569229991hell yeah
>>569231440fucken fatass
>>569231987well either way I'll be checking the thread somewhat around this time tomorrow to apply for a club most likely, so I'll reply to one of the recruitment posts in that thread for whoever still needs people.
>>569231825Please join Umanko. It will be really fun to have most of the /uma/ schizos as clubmates. I'm serious
Can the Cygays or the Yakubza or whoever the fuck is responsible for denying me this QT get over it and just add her to the game already?
>>569232118she's particularly inbred
>>569232531Thats an american though
>>569232496drop your ID now and we'll send an invite. you can decide what to do with it tomorrow, I probably won't be recruiting then, family stuff.
Rare Brick >>569222041 kicked >>569222196 and now wants to invite her again
>>569232496you are going to have people breaking into your home to get you in their club, multiple clubs have 1 spot left.Like the club i help run, Honsefun :)
>>569231038
How much distance do you actually get from DD+PP?
>>569232632No wonder she's peak sex and mogs everyone in her vicinity.
>>569232729must be a bit like what being a foid is like>everyone is hungry for you, just existingwild
>>569232765who knows, what matters is that you may get the lead
>>569231464bro I'm just tryna find a new club ToT
>>569232204Autis/uma/ will be the new umao
>3 sleep deprived in a rowI love this game so much bwos it's insane
>Get that one career KP event where you can get prudent positioning, as a front>Click the stat option because I honestly can't be assed to think about the career
good night dacchis.......
But do (you) love Daiwa Scarlet?
>>569233419oyasumi, I'm sleeping too
>>569226146Sorry I trust my trainee and her crystal ball. She knows her stuff
>>569230872>I was curious if the other club was actually the same club or not when I got the inviteYes Rare Brick is. Formerly known as Rebricked formerly known as Le Fishe
>>569233419>>569233553
>>569233351>statbrobert...
>>569233585currently known as the Reddit club
>>569233585huhI guess Rare Brick being Unbricked makes sense. I thought it was a new club
>>569232195I not only got the invite but couldn't not take the chance to see if it was actually them. picrel as soon as I got in once I realized it, I didn't keep up with the thread fully but I saw enough to know I didn't feel like joining them was a good idea. fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, can't get fooled again.>>569232523if you're actually expecting me to be a schizo and not just someone that likes very light shitposting you might be sorely disappointed, but sure you might as well send me the invite if you're serious. still on 24h cooldown though. 581714576515>>569232671sure then, again just grab someone else if they want in before I make it in 581714576515>>569232729what's the rank and monthly goal? you can send an invite too if you want either way.>>569232698>herI must have missed a lot of shitposting, I didn't see this one yet>>569233585yeah I figured once I joined and saw the same names I remembered
I slowly trained my clubdacchis to post Maruzensky's good night sticker every night and now they do it autonomously
>lost 4 clocks on Hanshin JF>not even against my rival (Dober)>D speed D power E+ Witplease tell me I don't have to race in GL for ace runs
I'm NOT falseflagging, 29m last month bc I hate MANT. Need a new club bc my last one blew up396404856196
>>569233928fake and gay
>>569233585don't forget unbricked and bricked
>>569233928Apply to Uma&Co if you are looking for a club
>>569233705Not >>569232523 but did you send you an invite
>>569233853There's actually multiple mandatory Aces in GL, at least 10 per career
>>569233503>cowNo
>>569233853You have to race but for secret events and maybe if the turn is really dogshit or you get hit with the classic "all trainings locked except guts who has nobody in it" from the couple horses that have that event
>>569234034The club search function is fucked, I can't find Uma&Co
>>569234430wrong & symbol
>>569233705>you might be sorely disappointedDon't worry bwo. Just being part of Umanko makes you 49% schizo
>>569233705Honsefun is A rank and doesn't have a quota, we are in the comfy middle ground just below the clubs that expect you to do fan runs.
>>569234490I can't lie you drive a hard sell, and I see the appeal in a club of people that appreciate some madness
>>569234469am I retarded? wtf am I missing?
Orenji
>>569234720there's a symbol that means and, then a symbol for bad teeth money or something
>>569234430>>569234720Uma&Co copy and paste this on the chrono website, then use the ID of one fo the players there to find the club ingameThe club search is has been dead since MANT released
>>569234784
>>569233503maybe
>>569234678
>>569234835Umapyoi is the lucky activity of the day, huh?
>>569234793u da best big bro
>>569234964big time, like this 7
>>569234935Hana the gorilla my beloved
>>569235056>
as the world *cough* collapses all around us *wheeze*at least i have my umawife...
>>569235132bro we're virgins here we ain't getting any umanko what did you expect
Shakur posters are our highest quality posters.
>>569229606BASED LAISU
>>569234835Where can I find the rest of these drawings? I've seen some that are pretty funny, this one's my favorite so far.
who did /Uma/club poach this month?
>>569235184No
>>569235328The Autis/uma/ danchou unironically
>>569235328
>>569230780>KawakamiH-huh?
>>569235282someone linked some jp thread that had them all a bit back
at this point you're just asking for it.
>>569235429t. biggie
>>569235446she's either in the top tier or the bottom tierKawakami doesn't mess around
>>569235439That's a cool name and bio, /uma/ club kind of member since they are the cool guys club.
>>569234490>still 51% sanenot today baby
>>569235476Normally I'd say something to defend Torepi here but he really did ask for it with this one.
>>569235439dancho...
>>569235431damn /Uma/club's ERP must have been that much better
>>569235589why not?
>>569235671it's a surprise for later
>>569235476you're always asking for it
Do you have any prefrences in what you like being called by your trainee?Do you want to be called "Trainer-san" or do you want a cute nickname like Hishiama or Sirius give you?
What if you joined HonseFunThe seat's really nice and cold it's been open for a month or so
>>569235431damn that's based
>>569235795Darling, sweetheart, honey, beloved, dearest, husband
>>569235439You telling me this SCUM was MY DANCHO??!?!
>>569235439I hope it was worth it... Dancho never even hit mins before...
>>569235795I like it when they say a variation of "torena" like torechan or torecchi
For the standard triple crown + mile route, am I safe to skip the classic year Arima Kinen?
>>569235795uhhh whatever yada yada will call me
How do you poach in a game with no PMs?
>>569235765>Be nice to an Umamusume because I have a complex about helping people>They assume I want Umapyoi.I don't think this is very fair to me.
>>569233503>cowFuck yeah
>>569235920psychic attacks. feet pics. disc*rd. threats maybe
>>569235920>he is unaware of the danchou-cord umaooo created for /uma/
>>569235957FUCKYOUCUNT
>>569235875where are the clubs with loyalty? it seems every month someone is getting kicked as a joke or a danchou is jumping ship...
>>569235439>>569235431What a jewish move
>>569233503She popped my URA cherry so I kind of have to like her.It helps I do like her in general though.
>>569235765>1%
>>569235920Send unprompted invites on month end.If you're in an A club and /uma/ club danchou puts his dick out on the table, you can choose to take it, or not.
>>569236016Unironically the ones not on /vg/
>>569233503
>>569235439>Dancho not only jumped ship>but also traded up as if he was a womanumazing
>>569235920most clubs here have a discord
>>569235914She calls you Tsukaima.
>>569236016Nobody from /uma/club has ever gotten poached. That's the club with loyal members
>>569236096Damn the barrel must be pretty empty if you're pick Autis/uma/ danchouThere's like 50 other anons better than him
>>569235795Tore-chan and Trainer-san
>>569236179yeah that's based as hell
>>569236231SEND THAT SOUNDPOST OF GRANNY ACUTENOW
>>569236154>most clubs here have a discordKill ERPfags
>>569235957Journeytore...
>>569236016Go to 2025-07 (or whatever the earliest month is for the club) then count the OG membersMy club is 6/30, 7/30 counting the month I was in it
>>569236287mostly holdover from when the clubchat was literally unusable with even harsher filters and only saved 12 hours of past messages
>>569236296I wish I was autistic enough to check all the clubs
>>569236192correction, most of /uma/club has gotten poached, just not from /uma/club
>>569235831The loyal club you seek is >>569223128we managed to fill several seats (one left :) ) and change up leadership all without exploding, drama, or having a discord
>>569236016>kicked as a jokeyou mean flatlining?
>>569236296I left my B uma club for better pastures but I'll return one of these days
>>569236417whoops mean to quote >>569236016
>>569236205He's a strong fan grinder suffering from MANT burnout, if he recovers during GL it will be a very good poach
>>569236205It was either a powermove or none of the top earners from Autis/uma/ took the bait.
>>569236154which ones don't have one? not even an optional one. I need to know who deserves respect.>>569236456I think they're referring to bricked kicking one of their top earners a few months ago because they posted in /umajp/
>>569236462What club picked your ass up?
>>569233713I randomly post haru ohio so jo one can figure out where I live
>>569236589/uma/ club
>>569236607I use haru ohio as a greeting
>>569235795Masterincredible how nobody modded the valentine unique animation
>>569235795I LIKE being called puppy-chan.But I also like Torepi, Torechi, Torechan.
>>569236715You mean fix it so it says master? A mod like that exists
/Uma/ club has 17 anons with 8 month streak.Can any other /uma/ based club beat them?
>>569235795i instantly drop any trainee that does not call me torena-san
>>>569235439>my dancho says he is quitting>feel sad but it is what it is>see thisYOU WERE NEVER MY DANCHO YOU FUCKING WHOREEEEEE
>>569236775Oh and Hishiama's Toreko also does it for me.
i spent 3 hours trying to get an old PC game from my childhood to run on my modern system. and after installing three different mods and external tools, i finally got it running and almost immediately realized it wasn't actually a very fun game.mood down-10 energy
>>569236858He said he was quitting? lmao what a cheater as in cheating on his club kittens not as in cheating in game
It is unironically kinda scary how /uma/ bleeds people. there's really not anybody to recruit unless you're /uma/club and can poach successfully.
>>569235282https://bbs.animanch.com/board/363092/https://bbs.animanch.com/board/368898/https://bbs.animanch.com/board/1045523/
>>569236974>"I don't want to commit to you, let's do a temp thing and go our seperate ways">Catches feelings and doesn't let her trainer leave.Why are Umamusume like this.
DONT cyclops her
>>569236970he left a hand written note for the club
>>569236858>>569235885>>569235875Would you have respected dancho's decision if he said he was going to /Uma/Club instead of lying to all your faces
>>569236943what game
>>569236970he already got all of our feet pics, we must have wanted feet in greener pastures next...
>>569236829I'm one of the few remaining OGs that's been with the club since it was unranked
>>569237070tetris
post something sleepy
>>569237029Because they are hormonal females
>>569237052Yes? Do you curse at your coworker who got a better job than you?
I do 3 runs a day and futamusume imploded. Any good uma clubs laying around?
>>569237154I forgot Duramente is Air Groove's grandaughter.It explains a lot.
>explaining why you are leaving instead of opera emoting and leavingYou deserve the backlash.
>>569237052Uhm yeah? Honesty goes a long way
>>569237030how can you cyclops her when she got unumafied
Which will be the next S /uma/ club?
>>569237189define "good"
>>569237189>I do 3 runs a dayJoin UMADash, 30m quota
>>569237070star wars rogue squadron 3dwhen i was a little kid i would play it with my dad. i'd sit in his lap, and he'd do all the flying, while i'd just press the buttons that shoot the guns and drop the bombs. it's still worth playing again to me.
>>569237253Mambo is the potential club
>>569237189join us at ExcelUma!! >>569222272
>>569236989it's for every club really, and it ain't getting better. we'll lose people in GL too, because some (a small amount) do actually like MANT and won't want to go back, on top of normal burnout. on the bright side it's gonna be easier to be in S rank clubs than ever with so many less players.
I've been with my random club since launch but it feels like everyone is walking on broken glass now that 2 of our previous biggest earners have already left. I'd hate to leave since I'm an officer but I might have to do it sooner or later.
>>569237189Give thanks for Futamusume for funneling members into all the other clubs
>>569237029>>569236974I like seeing umas lose to trainers
>>569237258people who also do 2-3 runs a day
Autis/uma/ Danchou said he got bunt out being a Danchou, that's why he quit. If you want to blame someone blame the Mambo posters making fun of Autis/uma/ for dropping out of A+. That's likely why your Danchou quit. Mambo posters are evil
>>569237189>futamusumeI didn't expect it to be around. It's rarely mentioned and the last time I heard of it was because they tried to silent poach me
>>569237052>Would you have respected dancho's decision if he said the truth instead of being a lying whore and having his clubdacchis mourn his deathI don't know, you tell me.
>>569237349I still hate you danchou. Should have never made a club if your skin wasn't thicc
>>569237293Maybe you miss your dad and not the game.Still, try to play it for a bit some old games are like that it takes a bit for then to click to the modern brain fryed audience.
>>569237328>implying the trainer can win against umanko
>>569237189>futamusumeexcuse me?
>>569237349>picrelFUCKKKKKK
My danchou will never do this because I know where they live and own several high caliber weapons
>>569237328It's great.
>>569237313aoharu was actually a major filter in the japanese server, so it's interesting that the player count rebounded during it in global.
How did /uma/ club survive where Umaoo and CUMA failed?
>>569236989>>569237313with how small the club member limit is, the unfortunate inevitable solution is to wait for a club to disband so its members can spread around. repeat until down to 1 club or end of service.
>>569237432An uma's heart will never win against their trainer
>>569237487>new game mode>brings new playersogurishock.jpg
>>569237349Yes, yes just blame Mambo for all your woes.
>>569237224I prefer the scared Mcqueen personally, it conveys a level of shock and disgust
>>569237469My danchou will never leave because I own a single high caliber weapon.
>>569237419I'm not the danchou
>>569237525Having /uma/ in the club
>>569237487>aoharu was a major filter>MANT killed the dying leftoversdamn. Aoharu wasn't that bad... MANT definitely is though
>>569235920You guys are fucking exhausting.He wasn't poached and he's not a liar. the thread is just blind shitposting as usual because only a few have the emotional intelligence to figure out what actually happened:>autisanon anon is burning out>constant shit threads full shitflinging>tries to be club fan leader and club cheerleader constantly during fucking MANT>gets called names for no reason>transfers leadership and is ready to quit>has good rapport with Uma Club danchou over time>Uma Club danchou sends him an invite just to wish him well in person>he doesn't accept it for obvious reasons>days later he's still hanging out in the threads>obviously still loves uma>interacts with Uma Club danchou again who sees that no one is going to join the empty spot for June and offers him a spot with no quota>Uma Club danchou's position is basically just "chill out and enjoy the game at your pace again my dude">autisanon gratefully accepts>>569237349oh look another anon that fucking has a brainand an actual soul. congrats
>>569237349>>569237419If dancho wanted to be an A+ club, maybe he should not have made one with all the B+ and A undesireables
>>569237442Its called Keibros or something now, imploded after we missed A+ and general lack of interest
>>569237525umao is unironically doing great ever since they ejected themselves out of the club drama
>>569237525I miss my umaoooo niggas
Global is dead af. Just server merge with JP already.
>>569237597Aoharu was an IQ filter, MANT is an autism filter.
>>569237487it's mostly just that global has a wider potential audience (the whole world) and some people unironically didn't hear enough about the game to try it until later. I know several people that thought "I'm not playing that fad game it'll be gone in a week" and then 3 months later they were like "wait you're STILL playing it? OK, I'll check it out".
>>569237649Wasn't it deleted?
>>569237609gonna need some receipts for half of that bwo
>>569236417>change up leadershipWait, what?
>>569237349I'm not blaming anyone other than (You), "d*ncho", the whole V drama being still in his club is way worse than anything said about Autis/uma/, yet their dancho still stands.
>>569237224fishbro... have u seen the actual club chat back then...and yeah I'm done with my thesis so that's that.
>>569237609>another club danchou grooms your danchou
>>569237715It's still alive, just rebranded to dodge drama like this
simply two more weeks and the one year special fotm operation will end
>>569237525Because /uma/club danchou pays people. He even advertises it in recruitment posts
>>569237349>waaah shitposting hurts my feelings, you should have been kinderhe should have ran a reddit circle
>>569237830My little sister is so cute.
>>569237795if I'm top 29 will I get anything?
>>569237580Well, Mambo also flamed Uma&co when they overtook them
>>569237795So does Eden.Also Hitler did that.
>>569237609Suck the fuck up danchou. This is pathetic.
>>569224379>>569229979I like the shit you're doing anon so I'll help you out a bit. Came up with some lyrics for the 2nd half of Black Parade starting from the 2nd verse if you want to use it for inspiration or modify the lyrics to make it betterA run that sends you reelingWith decimated trainingsYour practice poor status will kill us allSo take to the track and run it backGet that Triple Crown Epithet clearAnd at the end, we'll check the SparkWe'll oshi on, we'll oshi onMy borrows are all gone, believe meTomorrow I will oshi on, will oshi onAnd though you're broken and defeatedYour weary oshi marchesOn and on we carry through Senior YearOh, ah, haDisappointing Summers brings you tearsOh, ah, haTake a look at meCause I won't run meta at allDo or die, you'll never make meBecause my oshi will always have my heartGo and try, you'll never break meWe want the win, we wanna get PlatinumI will not whale, or buy the daily packI'm unashamed, I'll stay free to playGive a cheer, for all the oshisListen here, because it's who we areI'm just anon, I'm not a heroJust a schizo who had to sing this songI'm just anon, I'm not a heroI DON'T CAREWe'll oshi on, we'll oshi onMy borrows are all gone, believe meTomorrow I will oshi on, will oshi onAnd though you're broken and defeatedYour weary oshi marches onDo or die, you'll never make meBecause my oshi, will always have my heartGo and try, you'll never break meWe want the win, we wanna get Platinum(We'll carry on)Do or die, you'll never make meBecause my oshi, will always have my heartGo and try, you'll never break meWe want the win, we wanna get Platinum(We'll carry on)
>>569237830holy giant sloppy tits
>>569237878You get paid for winning and sometimes just joining club races so ye
>>569237732Three of us are helping out the fukubro and shilling the club to fill seats and take invites while he focuses on personal stuff. I still consider him the actual dancho
>>569237897No we dont retard. Everyone just uses our club to shitpost. Next thing you'll say that the retarded discord photoshop of Keb is real too
My danchous dick is bigger than your danchous dick
>>569237998I would hope so, my danchou posted her tits
>>569237425nta but ain't that the truth....
>>569237997nice try Mamboshitter
>>569237997You guys didn't really deny it so you're might as well on board with said shitposts
I hate numberfag /v/ermins so fucking muchfuck off to your slow as turtles thread already
>>569237753How do I acquire this power?
>>569238040Were they nice?
>>569237998I hope not.I'd leave instantly if it was true.Danchou, if you can hear me, if you're smaller than 16cm I'm out.
Remember when umajp got butthurt when Doxxgenesis updated with JP profiles. We checked and said they didn't play the game
>>569237753kek
>>569236797incredible how I can't figure it out despite asking a chatbot about it no I'm not editing unity files
>>569236990Thank you very much!
>>569238040Estradiol is a miracle
>>569237997This, the only one flaming autis/uma/ before was umadash danchou for some fucking reason.
>>569238040Almondanchou is gone bwo...
>>569238040I miss almondlove danchou...
>>569237736yeah I refuse to join a club with V and his ilk in it, the thread as a whole would be so much better off if that club evaporated.
>>569238246>>569238218The carats are nice now that we are A+But I don't love tama...
The best danchou is the one that doesn't even need to do anything
>>569237753>>569238076whoever has the biggest feet is the danchou of danchous
>>569238312Almost got me
>>569238152https://ayakamods.com/mods/uncensored-chocolate-cake-en.1892/That's the mod, never downloaded anything from there myself though, there's some other mods including NSFW too.
>>569238273Why do you think we'd let a nigger like you in?
>>569238312I agree and same...
>>569238312>we are A+oh no oh noNew /Uma/ Club members in July
>>569238312I can see why
>wake up>autis/uma/ danchou dramaI-It might have been my fault for encouraging him>>569180636>>569180780
>>569237795wait what the hell, get me in there I need a source of income and have 18 hours a day
>>569238430Never post this again.
>>569238469You did well. This month was pretty stale until then.
>>569238469FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
>>569237990so is the actual danchou flatlined, or what is the deal?
It was the second race and I had an energy drink. I could have prevented this.
Why would you ever join /Uma/Club for hardly any more carats when A+ clubs are less work. No wonder those idiots are burning out
>>569238443STOP THAT
>>569237753>my dancho has a dancho>>569238381thanks I was looking at game banana and the site's search feature was absolute dogshit, bringing me to some nerd in the comment section talking about how you'd have to install a bunch of shit that's too much of a headache
>>569238579Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose
>>569238594Because I love my bwos and I want to be with them
>>569238381https://ayakamods.com/mods/completely-nude.2551/holy moly
>>569238312Oh wow I didn't even know that. 2 people almost at 100k and a guy over 100k. I'll tell Danchou to add them to poach list
>>569237753/uma/club Danchou needed a new pet after umaooo Danchou fell off the earth
>>569238403I actually play the game more than I shitpost, unlike V, so I'm secure in a great club
You can only join uma club if your penis is 3 inches or less erect
Autis/uma/bwos, is ryanfag up to the task? He seems like a cool guy
>>569238572he does runs here and there and is around. We don't have a fan quota or anything like that and are still comfortably A rank, life just happens
>>569238594/uma/club is where people that proven they don't burn out get to go, they're just harboring 1 traitor for now because danchou likes his power plays and to assert dominance on /uma/
>>569238698Good, stay there.
>>569235957Why are you so slutty? Why do you ask for it? What is wrong with you, don't you respect yourself?
>>569238739yeah unfortunate club header uma but he's a pretty cool and nice guy
I ordered an emulation handheld shitbox. Any older games I should get that arent the usual suspects.up to ps1 btwUma Musume
>>569238820nah it's perfect for autis/uma/, it lets everyone know we're gay from the moment they see us
>>569238870ridge racer: type 4!
>>569235821babu? I don't know any yandere stories that go this far so I'm worried...
>>569238739If he betrays me, I'm quitting this game.I started to like Ryan because of him.
If you weren't with a club when it was Unranked you're a poser
>>569238739He's up to larping as an Ogurifag so he seems like a cute danchou you can molest
So in the classic year.What do you prefer to do?NHK > Derby > Rest > TakazukaorNHK > Derby > Yasuda > RestOr Just do all 4 in a row
>>569238870MH Freedom Unite obvios... nvm Im not that much of unc to have played pre PS1
What I want to know Is if the umaco dancho is chiyofag or not
I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO GET ALL THE SLEEP IM LACKING AND WHAT DID THAT GET ME?MISSED ALL THE NEW CLUB LORES AND A DRAMA WITH THE DANCHOU THAT I WAS SUPPORTING FUCK MY WHOLESOME CHUNGUS LIFE
>>569238815>What is wrong with you, don't you respect yourself?My self perceived kindness is one of my only virtues so I have to kindnessmax to feel like my life has any worth even if it means getting taken advantage of day in and day out.
>>569235795i really like how vodka uses aibou now and then, but i think it's more because i really like vodka than because of aibou specificallyit's also very cute whenever air groove uses kisamain general i think anything that isn't just torena is naturally gonna be a charm point, but there's nothing wrong with just torena either
>>569238934yeah, ryan anon is cool and made me like ryan, which is rare honestly. normally if I associate an uma with a poster, like NTR, it makes me hate the uma because the poster sucks
>>569238970All in a row. We gamble here
>>569238972He is
>>569238972He's not, Chiyoanon the one pretending to be gay is on another club.
>>569238937I was in a vtuber clubShe stopped playing so I joined an /uma/ club, but at least I've being loyal since then
>>569239041how can they even trust such a shitposter?
>>569236743>hide and seek alone with the giant dia plushterrifying
>>569238579>racing at 0 everyou fool
waheygood morning
>>569238970No reason to force 3+ in a row unless you got multiple highroll shops back to back (impossible)Sometimes you may even need to rest instead of doing takarazuka if you got no energy items at all (probably a bad omen)
>>569239054*beenMy esl is now exposed...
>>569238594they're just our default club for anons that enjoy the game a lot or don't mind fan runs here and there.there's actually tons of anons that could be in it because they hit the same numbers normally they're just spread out in other clubs.
>>569238579(me)>>569238636WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>5692389701st and pray for mood up after race and energy items
>>569239164You like vtubers, you being ESL was a given.
>>569239164>vtuberpart made it clear before that bro
club drama faggotry isn't first rate at all and infinite amounts more lame than porn and ERP spam.
>>569239054I was in an NFT club during peak autism I joined umaooo until it stopped being an S club
>>569239175Do you have a list? I'm low on potential members for July
>>569239054towa club did not have girls...
>>569238870>nesLittle Samson>snesDemon's Crest, EVO>psxXenogears, Chrono Cross>If it includes GBAGolden Sun, Yggdra Union
>>569239050
>>569239217it's the beginning of the month, basically the period of /uma/.
>>569238594gwo most people in /uma/club are high earners that were already earning S rank numbers in their previous club. If anything /uma/club has some of the least burnout since they don't have any casuals that randomly decide to drop the game
>>569239054which one's
>>569239217I'm enjoying this
>>569239217its still the first week of the month, clubs crazyness is a given. we can spam kingu ass next week if you'd like
>>569237945hey that's pretty goodgod the song is long for how intense it is thoughi'll see if i can't take another whack at it in a few daysi wish the song wasn't just barely out of my register
>>569238906>>569239257thx bros, I'll. check them out
>>569239223Just pick anyone with 500M+ fans from A and below clubs, they should be easy to lure
>>569239217it's a bit better than porn spam, both are lame but at least there's some TEXT
>>569239217
>>569239298>he says as there's at least a dead anon every month
>>5692394121/30 isn't bad and often it's the one that joined the previous month
>>569239379This sounds like cope by someone who can't make small talk.
>>569239217That's not a lot compared to the 5-10 member deaths most clubs here had
>>569239257>Yggdra UnionThat game is fun as fuck but the damn emperor filtered me and I stopped right there. Maybe this summer I'll try again.
>>569239474I can make small talk, but drama talk is gay and worthless
This is truly the best time of /uma/
>>569239379which minds discuss umapyoi?
>>569239528its all thanks to CB!
>>569237830
>>569239562Brown
>>569239526This I kind of agree with actually, but the quote itself is full of fartsniffer energy.I can only talk about ideas or things because I'm a terrible conversationalist, it's cope to pretend that you're smart for that.
>>569239587I prefer CBT
>>569238381Thanks, it worked.
>>569222084heh
Is it worth trying for MPB on Pace Biwa if I'm going to be running Late Cheer Natie and End Sweep alongside her?
>>569239526so is small talk, retard. Wait another 2 days and you can cry about not qualifying for group A
>>569239303A Japanese one, she was a 2number (probably still is). She ragequitted from the game after losing both Taurus and Gemini. After that I kinda lost interest in her channel and left the clubHanaya Misaki>4 months ago
>>569238937I tried to get into my first /uma/ Club the 3rd month I was playingThe first 2 months I was in a friend club, but they all dropped one by oneTried because I joined a B+ /uma/ club initially but thread told me I could aim for higher, so I quit and tried aiming for Mambo but wasn't able to kick for a spot for me back then, then I went and find a discord club that didn't enforce discord server just for that monthWas able to get in an /uma/ club the 4th month. Not my initial choice, but still happy with the club I'm in since we're always comfy and everyone are chill and cool
>>569239182(me)Forgot image because I'm retarded.
>>569239412NTA but you're severely missing the fact that there are like 5 A club recruiting right now and piles and piles of dead bodies in B clubs and below. people burn out in every rank. /Uma/ Club must be a fun club because their rate of leavers is miniscule
>>569239528the lowpoint of a game(MANT) is usually highpoint in the community. coming together to suffer as the casuals and normies get filtered.
I'm back from work and now I have to do MANT runs. Can I please get a (You)?
>>569239634SO FUCKUING FUNNY AND FRESH HAHA
>>569239412>saying this when other clubs get like 4-5 people leaving a month
>>569239634I'm sorry to hear that hope you beat Cubertulosis
my kamicha is gay and I hate shimocha so much
>>569239676>>569239798A anons are a dime a dozen, you can't sustain an S cycle like an Amazon slave camp
no ryanxwonbin
>>569239854You cana sustain S with one sweepy.It's worthless.
>>569239854>dime a dozenall of my A rank club bros are priceless to me
>>569239854All their danchou has to do is keep poaching
>>569239948grooming
>>569239948I have no idea how is he contacting them
>>569239662>wasn't able to kick a spotThe ole staple Mambodancho... I miss him...
Okay but you should really share your club related spreadsheets one of these days
>>569239623hishi amazon thinking about umapyoi...
>>569240061cuma dancho...
>>569239854as somebody its already mentioned its full of anons that simply want to play the game.i see a post about "all the top earners should get together and form an s-club" almost every threadits already done
>>569239257>Golden SunGrandma knows what's up.
>>569239948He really needs to poach some Mambo members. Those flatlining faggots deserve to drop to A
>>569240028discord nigga, the og danchous set one up long ago
>>569240061My club only has spreadcheeks.
>>569239683Just saying. I think the high point of this community was aoharu, nowadays thread quality is in the gutter.
>check the V guy on the doxx site>100M monthly>over 600M total fans>not afraid to sweepy/uma/ club danchou, can you poach him? It would be funny
don't forget about the event umadacchis
>>569240202b...but he's BLACKLISTED!
>>569240160Dont say that...
>>569240028>>569240161kek he contacts them in the thread with cute umaphone images
>>569240215I have not finished a single one of those cafe missions
GIVE ME A (YOU) OR I START SHITPOSTING.DON'T TEST ME.
>>569240215I'd never forget to do an event that has Cafe on it
410856464265need a new club
>>569238998
>>569240328uma&co dancho get him!!!!
>>569240258Kill yourself Umama I know you are trying to get that faggot in your club because you're discord buddies
>>569240274If you reveal it people are just going to shizo and hijack them...
>>569240328>@FUKUMambodanchou!!!!!!!!
>>569240287
>>569240345There are dozens of trainers like me.Don't always assume kindness is a pass to grab our ass.
>>569240328Sent! Hope you choose us :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzhUQdtBKMorunning adsumamusume+0 images
Training with guts decks is a miserable experience overallI'll just keep doing my 3 wit 2 speed 1 something deck as usual
>>569240142Didn't want to extend too much because if that machine can't run GBA it's worthless but I could've also added Advanced Wars, Lufia and Shining ForceDidn't even mention the Castlevanias, Mother or any FF or FE because anyone interested in playing any GBA game must have tried or completed those already FFTA is the best of the bunch don't @me
Sorry, I'm only interested in joining A+ clubs....You A clubs just don't quite measure up...Don't feel bad <3
>>569240328>>569240470>>569240419>>569240373Literally this guy from the VF cord btw
>>569240528>t. V
>>569240565>1 mutual serverkill yourself troon
>>569240565>she/her
>>569240565>1 Mutual serverwhy are you fronting like you're better?
>>569240537I'll @ you because I agree with you
>>569240373Were full fuckoff
>>569240565We do have someone who loves to defend that tranny brown... ends up being yet another tranny
>>569240537Shining Force 2 is fun... till I realize the mechanic is just hold B and win then I stopped...
>>569240621I need her
>>569239257>>569240142based golden sun enjoyers
Anyone have the pasa dancing gif? pls post ithttps://youtu.be/qwzbyaINfOw
>>569240615>>569240646how am I supposed to get the screenshot without joining the server?Holy shit you niggers are retarded
>>569240565>She/HerDo you still have your penis attached to your body?
>>569240565Oh, then take this tranny away. Don't invite him to the clubs.
>>569240565This is the guy that said /uma/ is bad
>>569240484nu metal sucksno I'll not go back to the 90sdon't make me go back
>>569240537How about Summon Nights and alike? It's one of those early GBA games that I finished and still remember till this day. Those GBA FE with permadeath were also very fun same with their stories. Riviera too if you haven't yet.
>>569240724Why would a site show you a mutual server of the server you're in? That's beyond retarded.
>>569240565thanks for the tipLotta trolling going around, I just want to fill one seat please, anyone :(
>>569240724So how did u know he is on the VF cord if you're not already there and haven't joined it prior.
>>569240651Ok let's see if you agree with THISForgot to add Medabots and MMBN>>569240691Enjoying the game as a kid is wonderful because you lack that knowledge
>>569240439but it looks so gropeable in those slacks of yours...
>>569240828Drop the nice guy facade lmao
>>569240328>>569240565
>>569240831Because he posted here before and talks about /uma/ on the VF server as this anon says>>569240760
>>569240907/uma/ is full of shitters
>>569240831>>569240823nta but are you guys retarded? he's saying he in the server to get fun screenshots. remember we also had another anon posting the VF pasta on his serverwe need someone to do the dirty work
>>569240537 give some love to FFTA2 too, sure the story aint there and balance is an issue. But it is a beautiful game.umamusume>>569240813Summon Nights is fun but my zoomer brain can't get pass the sequels tutorial..
>>569240851>MedabotsHOLY ZASED>MMBNDidn't finish because my copy was in JAPANESE, although, I was able to finish Pokemon Sapphire even in Japanese
you people larping as random discord users only to get a high from a drama in this thread is kinda pathetic
I spent a week browsing the 5 uma threads in this website.AMA
Didn't ask for a traumadump, asked for a club. Do you got one or no? Trying to pretend the club system in this game is in any way a social feature is stupid
>>569241015Which posters cock would you suck if it meant he keeps posting?
>>569241013Don't you love gossiping trannies
Riviera for a VN RPG experienceYggdra Union for a strategy game experience
>>569240952Poor UI design tbdesu. If you're in the same place as another fag you can obviously tell there's 1 mutual.
holy cow now that's a sparkI gotta lock in now
>>569241015Thoughts the sp thread's flags?
>>569240907He's not wrong.We probably have the same percent of SEA nigs too.
>>569240823Because you're viewing a profile, the profile isn't related to a specific server.
>>569240952>Dirty workjust say you wanna be in VFcord lmaoby the way, if you have the role to be in that channel it means you've been chatting frequently in the server for a month
>>569241213yeah but the tribalism, you gotta get mad the other group said your group SUCKS
Many Umamusume are mentally ill or autistic.Are any of thr canon trainers mentally ill?
>>569240202I do not sweep I do my runs manually because I enjoy the game and getting the titles for my favorites.
>>569241339Sure you do faggot lol, kill yourself and take your /uma/club BF with you
>>569241339post archive score
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>569240907Are they wrong? /uma/ doesnt fucking play MANT they just have avatarfaggot wars all day
>>569241305Spicaman because you have to be a complete retard not to impregnate Suzuka on the spot
>>569241385>homework from brown 'person'
>>569241390That's not very nice
>>569241071I'd suck your cocks for free.
>>569241390Yes!
>>569241071I find the chiyoposter extremely funny so him and the brit from /horse/ is kind of cool>>569241202Uma musume enjoyers are very white. I like it
>>569241458>white >us flag
>>569241458Uma is a japanese game with 3 seperate servers for different Asian countries
>>569241404Dramatrannies will do anything but MANT runs
>>569241385>implying he's gonna ever post anything
>>569241404>>569241302Nobody cares about calling /uma/ shit retards, he is in the VF faggot server which is already enough to blacklist him and he talks about /uma/ there which likely got more VF retards to come here
>>569241432
>>569233705Understandable you wouldn't want to join back, sorry for what happened before and how poorly I handled it. Best of luck in your new club
>>569241254nowadays a server can let you have any role by clicking in an emojithose roles are from the tranny and not from the anon who took the screenshotsure I'm not there so I can't really guarantee this is how it works on that server
>>5692413022026 4chan is not "my group", 90% of posters here are "2016 oldfags"
>>569241254>tries to call him out>outs himself in the processInsane
VF would literally beat all of you in a race lmao
>>569241542Why are you so mad? Did you lose?
>>569241607Chiyogay would beat him off for sure
I funpost and do runs though. You guys are just bad
bwo you going fishing? (You) ain't catching any with that bait.
Ermmm new bread where?
>>569241607vf can't even beat shitty S+ umas in the CM finals
>>569241746>>569241746>>569241746Here you go
>>569241679I'm letting V make it because I want to see shitposting
>>569241607Half anons here would beat him physically, other half would beat him in a crossdressing competition.Who the fuck cares about races.
VF ruined Vivlos and Seiun for mejust like V ruined Topro toowhat a coincidence both have V in their names
>>569241716The point of CM is getting a 70% or higher winrate. Actually winning the title is a coinflip, as many anons here can attest to
>>569241769I'm not autistic so I don't let fags ruin the actual characters for me
>>569241769No one cares brownoid
>>569241771A coinflip VF repeatedly lost in his best scenario kek
>>569241771>The point of CM is getting a 70% or higher winrateYou don't get a plat for doing that, you get a plat for winning finals.
>>569241835People like that remind me of k/d players in MOBA's not realizing the win factor is killing someone else's base
Does GL have any sorta fan boost mechanics? Will clubs drop fan reqs when GL is here? I'm kinda burning out, but ngl my biggest worry is that even when GL comes I'll be stuck doing 30k fans a month even if that means 2 GL runs a day or still doing MANT runs...
>just absolutely constant speed rainbows for all of junior and classic year, have speed and power at like 1k each before senior starts>nothing to train because i don't need more stam, didn't take any guts cards, and wit cards really don't wanna rainbow>end up Sman.
>>569242083they will go down accordingly nobody wants to play mant
>>569237525because they fucking killed them
