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I ship myself I mean Skinny Male Anon x Fat Spamton
Pippins. Favefagging. Theorycrafters. Pillars. Long ago, the four groups lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Pillars attacked. Only Anon, master of all four forms of faggotry, could stop them, but when the general needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my body pillow and I discovered the new Anon. And although his shitposting skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's to save any threads. But I believe Anon can save the general.
You need lube to have sex with susid
>>569236261Tenna doesn't need to do special logistics to dine pussy, you guys are just making up problemshttps://files.catbox.moe/z9ench.png
>>569236513
>>569236513ouuououuoohohhhhhououuuuuughhh *sound of jarking off*
>>569236513im going to fill your minecraft base with bats for this
minecraft with utgbros sounds scary but comfy
>>569236513FINE anon I guess I can’t argue against this
>>569236513nice
What do you believe in?
Susie doesn't know what sex is
>>569236808Your mom getting piped by sans
>>569236742I saw fujoanon in person it was like seeing slenderman
>>569236828I will teach her
>>569236330I like how the lore was all "lived in harmony" but then you nearly immediately find out Kyoshi kicked so much ass individually nobody had any option but to enjoy peace or get a boulder lobbed at your head. Also invented the secret police who liked to purge sages to maintain the peace and we all know how well that worked out.
>>569236828I won’t teach her
>>569236868Wait actually???
i will teach kris, over and over and over
>>569236828I would teach her...to put a condom on
>>569237016on the server yeah
>>569236513>Single pubic hairBitch either fully commit or get that shaved off
Susie thinks condoms are water balloons.
It's like a water balloon that girls put on the boys they like
>>569236828I will eat chalk with her
>>569236828I will teach her why drugs are bad
>>569236828I will teach her how to complete the mission
>>569237230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjPXb6Eqxi4
if a girl really likes a boy, she puts it on him with her mouth
Uh... I don't get it...
Never forget that the FDA refused to allow larger condom sizes under the delusion that a smaller condom can simply be stretched over a large penis, which is mechanically feasible but unsafe and painful. Thankfully they relented and started testing larger condoms, but I'll never forgive them said vegetoid.
>>569237132I didn't draw a single pube in that image, but fine, I will make an alt just for you babehttps://files.catbox.moe/nkqaaf.png
>>569237625the problem with having larger condoms is that it causes higher condom failure rates because men feel like they have to buy the bigger sizes
>>569237625how old are you sex haver anon?
>>569237683unf
>>569237683FUCK YEAH NOW I CAN GOON TO THIS THANK YOU RANDOM DRAWFAG
>>569237683which one is more accurate?
Im 30 and having chicks put condoms on my grey dih makes me cum instantly
I don't know guys I don't think sex with susie is all that
>>569237697The problem with smaller condoms is that it causes condom failure because the latex is being stretched beyond it's safe limits. Furthermore, why should I be punished for men not buying the right size condom? I tried to put on a "normal" sized condom (which is still too small for the average penis) and it felt like assassinating my dick with a plastic bag. >>569237698Not very. Just because it never personally affected me doesn't mean I'll forgive the FDA for it's man-hating actions.
>>569237831I wouldn't mind banging susie but I also wouldn't mind banging ralsei
>>569237816Accurate to what?
I FUCKING LOVE BUSH
imagine forcing yourself into a dudes tight asshole and you can't get out
that krih dih be making noelle dess and susie clih bih
>>569237976t. fujo when guro walks in naked
>>569237831>>569237958>>569237996honestly I don’t know about sex…
>>569237625This, every single time I tried to use one it was physically painful for me, it felt too tight for me to do anything with, I rather get tested with a male partner every other week, use some PrEP and be done with condoms all together, those things are evil.
>>569237914thoughts on sans?
>>569237996This is such a stupid mental image I'm cackling from thinking about it, that sounds so retarded
>>569236828She will once I get to her
>>569237965to the artists
I am deeply unhappy and any happiness that I do conjure is forced and faked. I feel nothing but tiredness and sadness and I don't have any hope for myself in the future. Is it even worth going on at this point? Everything is against me.
>>569237976>t. Cracked when Fuzzy walks in naked
I will fix susie
>>569237976
>>569237914>>569238069condoms are meant to be tight idiots so they don't get pulled off.
good night!!!!!!!!!! *kiss*
>>569238223A VASTAND GREATSPACE OFEMPTINESS
Condom blowjobs are the hottest thing ever holy shit
>>569238320ababaa:D :D aaa
>>569238147I don't know, I have never seen the pussy from a single thread artist, let alone multiple
>>569238250My dick went bright red anon, I don't think it's meant to do that when wearing one
>>569238367Not even your own?
>>569238367we put our pussy into every drawing that’s how you know it’s made with love
get yourself a girl that'll roll a condom on you with her mouth, she's a keeper
>>569238503beautiful statement anon.
There's a whole jungle inhabiting my cock and balls and ass
>>569238359Good taste.https://static1.e621.net/data/9d/bf/9dbf784052baa8acd6fe76fe5c809980.png
>>569238582>lucky guesslike guessing the sky is blue retard you’re not slick
>>569238582Sanscel…
I like it when you guys compliment me sometimes. I'm probably going to regret posting this.
>sanscel trying to brag about having a massive wanggrim telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXYwh33mGsc
>>569238471red rocket heHEH
>>569238474I don't really look at it, let me check*Stretches waistband and looks inside*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfeCH7jM4sQCouldn't tell ya what it looks like>>569238503The more pussy, the more invested you were in the drawing
>>569238771I'll always give you compliments because you're my pal.
Sanscel is a le incel?... n-no...
I love sans so much, he’s so cute and funny and sexy
>>569238804What, you don't casually mention having a magnum dong? How else will people know? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us5MGEL5W34
>>569238935femanon…
So when are they making a pippins creepypasta?
I thought sanscel was a bit I can’t believe he’s real
If spamton, Tenna, Ramb, shadowguys, addisons, Shuttahs AND FRIEND didn’t exist then I would love and sex sans because he’s so hilarious and handsome
I pray to my altar of Sansy every day and night
I thought the sanscel was whining about not ever having touched a woman, but he has apparently had sex and is still complaining like a virgin chud would what is this joke from the universe
It’s so awesome how much better sans is than real men who just whine and complain on 4chan. Sans is short, bald, funny, and super hot. I love him!
dragon's deltarune 9 the fart of the senescels sky
>>569239256I haven't had sex. I just know how to wear a condom because it's an important skill to have BEFORE you have sex.
You guys actually thought he was joking about being an incel??? Was I seriously the only person who knew he was being 100% serious???
Plapyrusplapyrusplapyrusplapyusplapyrus get spaghetti get spaghetti get spaghetti get spaghetti get spaghetti
>>569239336>I haven't had sex.
>>569239389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKr9zwS41Ms
Tenna beats Sansy though
>>569239336thoughts on israel?
>>569239336>bros practiced putting on condoms in his room alone
>>569239336Thoughts on homosexuality? I'm curious.
>>569239421>>569239586Guys please stop I’m screaming in my room right now and everyone in my house is sleeping
>>569239563I'm not CoL. There can be more than one person you hate at a time>>569239586You SHOULD do that. It would be irresponsible not to.
>>569239336
>>569239701you didn’t tell me your thoughts
>>569239685>>569239769Or mine
why you tryin not to laugh bro that’s disrespectful
I haven't laughed so hard at something in utg in so long, holy fuck
>>569239769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwFsvx1KfgA>>569239791I have no real opinion on the matter.
I don't have condoms will balloons work?
Bro is practicing for the condom olympics, you guys are just jealous of how dedicated he is to his craft
>>569239701gee i wonder why people might hate you
>>569239975Because I want to practice safe sex?
>>569239975actually I moderately enjoy him, he’s like the red delicious of poasters
you don’t understand guys I need to know the perfect way to put condoms on guys I just do
>>569240019because you’re a deranged obsessive incel who rants about women and fictional characters?
Raise your hands up if you're a virgin here.
What is this gay ass thread talking about dicks
>>569239964IT'S 1:30 AT NIGHT I CAN'T FUCKING LAUGH
>>569236808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-ksUvc5sg
>>569240074We talked about eating pussy earlier
Somehow, this might actually be the best era of /utg/
>>569239964when I’m in the condom configuring olympics and my opponent is sanscel
What's wrong with using protection? I take antipsychotics before piping my Spamton tulpa's pulsing bootyhole so we don't get too many pipis tulpas.
>>569240121Tenna
sometimes i practice my sex noises so in case i do have sex i sound hot
>>569240189depriving those children of a chance to live? for shame. *finger wag*
Sansy will ride with me
>>569240107this reminds me.people often get so mad about the game applying angel imagery to both noelle and the soul but it's actually just a reinforcement of the interpretation matters theme, although on a deeper level they're actively engaging with it without realizing.
are people still pretending gaster is real after the potato room
Which jackboxer would sanscel fuck with condoms
All of you crabs are just trying to bring this absolute CHAD of a specimen down to your level because you know you will never be able to get to his level of condom aerodynamicsIt has taken him hours and years of practice to figure out the best brands and sizes for his gigantic CHAD schlong of a cock that mogs all of you guy's pathetic stubs, on top of that he has also figured out the best speed to apply the condom and how much pressure it should exert on his thundercockNone of you will ever get to his level or dedication, keep seething crabs
I sound like an unserious weirdo when I talk but turn into a whiny baby when I orgasm. I’m never winning against that anon who practices their sex noises in the cumopersolympics
You guys can laugh at him for wearing condoms meanwhile I'm overhere jerking myself off moaning faves name out and having my thighs fucking cramp orgasming.
i can only moan when im douching, using a dildo or being bottomed, I'll get second place if I ever get fucked by a big strong mansancel will always be number one
breast
noticing the anon with a surprisingly good condom applying technique at the /utg/ meetup
>>569240387I lied for the joke...I couldn't think of anything more fitting for a psychic tulpa condom than antipsychotics. My brain is too BIG to fit in these condom joke setups!...Spamton occupies most of it...
shit just happens here
>>569240657I'm gonna show up to the utg meetup with 10 pack abs from laughing at this shit so hard
>>569240519>having sex noises at alldo you not just breathe heavily and remain otherwise silent... asked napstablook
PLEASE SOMEONE AT THE UTG MEETUP TAKE MY VIRGINITY PLEASE I DON'T CARE JUST TAKE IT BY ANY MEANS NESSCARUYRS *Has a stroke and fucking dies before getting my dick touched by a foid or moid* HFJFJDFSJSDFJDSJ
What's a sanscel
>>569240657See the real mastercraft method is to gently cut the condom out of the package in a way that looks like it is still sealed, then carefully perforate the package in a way that once the condom is reinserted it can be easily slammed onto an erect cock to showcase the power of the boner. I think I first saw the technique in a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic once and was enlightened to high performance condom application.
>>569240810It’s fairly quiet, but if you were in my face you would definitely hear. I can’t control it
>>569240870the greatest condom conductor of this era
I thought I was unable to moan at all until I began orgasming to Tenna and now I have to shove my face into a pillow whenever that happens to avoid being heard
>>569240810I don’t make noises either
>>569236261
>>569240964hot
>>569241075Kek this reminds me of the time I was trying to help express my stepmom’s dog’s anal gland and he shat on my finger instead. And the whole family was watching.
>>569241075mega-buster
>>569241171Why was the whole family watching you express a dog's anal gland.
>>569240107>"dess flower">very clearly a Lancerflower
Sex Noises feat. Condom Break https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8
>>569241214My stepmom was trying and not having any luck so I offered to help
>>569241276Why was your stepmom expressing her dog's anal gland in front of the whole family?
this niggas sanscels life is terrible
>>569241323Because it’s funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSJeG3EqXU4
>>569241336lmao
Would Sans know how to put on a condom?
>>569240929is he the dude that gets sucked off by girls
>>569241451The babes ask him not to
>>569240107>>569240414Ive been saying for literally ever now that the angel will be determined by route, we are angel in normal route and weird route involves forcing Noelle to take our place instead as a sacrifice play
>>569241075lmao pluey’s face, muppet emotion
>>569241490no he just puts condoms on people
Would Tenna know how to fart?
>>569241323Because it fucking stinks like death when the gland gets clogged and it can cause infections if not expressed. Also the dog is in discomfort from itDoggo said while in the dogtor's office waiting room
>>569241656what a faggot
>>569241656Alright I was being a curmudgeon about all this sans condom shit but this post broke me. You win
>>569241527I bet noelle's involved in "the angel" on either route but the routes do change the dominant force behind "the angel"
so sanscel puts condoms on himself alone and there's this other condom enthusiast who gets laid, did I miss anything
>>569240810I used to be quiet but learned to be comfortable doing some quiet noises since it made the chicks I was with happy to hear that they're doing a good job
>>569242209He will never be Mettaton.
>>569242209fucking terrible.
>>569242209post the other one
life size fave cardboard cutout for to sexing on
>>569242209every day until you like it
condom-covered cock lodged in a woman's throat
>>569242303It's all teeth when it tries to slide out
>>569242303only if sanscel prepares the condom for me
>>569242283
MIKE! The CONDOM, please!
I'm worried sanscel might kill himself over this he seems like the type of person to
>>569242494Nah, he's the type of person to seethe about it and then throw a tantrum over this some other day
>>569242494this will just motivate him into bettering his condom applying skills
>>569242438
Sansel, I baked you these dead sans shaped cookies, please don’t shoot up the meetup
>>569242639>implying the gun wouldn’t have the safety on
If Chara was my little sister I would shower her with hugs and kisses and give her offerings of chocolate so that I may live another day
Sanscel I'll dress as a cute girl for you, just ignore the painfully hard erect cock and were all good!
>>569242639>instead of needles the cookies have condoms that had holes poked in them by needles
>>569242682FAAAAAAAAAAH
this nigga sanscel a cuck LMAOOOOOO
>>569237976Osama...
aww man i missed out on /utg/ shenanigans again. what's up with the condom shit?
all sanscel had to do was not mention being a virgin because dude is just the condom connoisseur now
where newsletter
CONDOM TO THE UNDERGROUNDhow are your balls?We don't see virgins oftenhow are your balls?
>>569243193Toby is trying but all of the big news bosses are using protection
>>569243193it's in toby's prison wallet! all we have to do to get it out is shrink down and go on a adventure through his intestine!!!!
>>569241720It's the double negative. He doesn't know how to stop farting. Only the sheer size of his asscheeks and a buttplug pippins prevent disaster.
I just woke upStill no newsletterFuck this
Very odd how this discussion unfolds on the same day I dig up one of my old unused condoms from when I used to use them. Everything is connected
Alphys has spent all weekend and monday and tuesday powerscaling Dexter and Jimmy Neutron and totally forgot to come to work how is she going to get out of this one
I just woke upStill no condomsletterFuck this
>>569243858Why did you stop using condoms?
>>569242686
Can someone post the toby fox rubbing his big Japanese bone again? I need to see it berore I sreep so I can get 100 year good rucku
>>569243917You got it wrong, in order to get luck you need to massage his balls
>>569243915wow these proportions are awful
>>569243910Antibabypillen
fat tenna can't stop farting
>>569244078congrats on the relationship, I suppose.
>>569244078bro you have sex
>>569243996No I need him in my dreams to guide me to the good ruck and maybe the newsletter too
>>569244125they didn't specify they were in one, anon
>>569244125Thanx
I don't believe anyone on /utg/ has had sex, you're all 30 y/o virgins who haven't even held a woman's hand like me.Unless you're a woman or a gay guy, then maybe I do believe it.
>>569243917>>569244208Nevermind found ithttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/568891043/#568923194
>>569244295dude I’m 22
>>569243917The way he tosses it up and the meat jiggles as he forcefully catches and grips it is kind of erotic wouldn't you agree
>>569244479No it’s funny
>>569244295I'm in my 20s
>>569244560"Funny" is necessarily implied by "erotic"
>>569244295Sorry man. After Chapter 3&4 the media age of /utg/ dropped to like 19-20 year olds. You're an unc now
>>569244092he needs to vent out the hot air or he'll blow up like a big gassy blimp...
Do you wear condoms? Have you worn condoms? Will you wear condoms? WHEN will you wear condoms?
MISTAH FOX VEN VILL YOU VEAR VIGS
>>569244295>you're all 30-
>>569244650Devstalkerfart I’m going to rape you with NO condom
You have thin wrists. Is zis vhy you are such a successful game developer?THIN. WRISTS.
>>569244715Constant unending gassy exhaust whilst eating his 50 triple cheeseburguh
>>569244772Susie...
>>569244809We'll see about that
>>569244772It must be weird being so young and not being there for the fandom hype cycles of all the games toby stole from. You guys don't even remember life before YouTube...
Because YOUTUBE is where the poop is
she jacken my stein till my gerson booms
Do you think Sans' bone shlong is segmented like vertebrae or a finger, or do you think it's a single cartoon bone with knobs on the end, or maybe it's a baculum>>569245052I don't. I envy that!
>>569245183you know the bone serpent from terraria?
>>569244920tenna with a wire plug tail like in fanart but it's plugged into a socket to intake electricity while a pipe is in his ass to output methane to the tv world power supply
>>569245148she shadowin my mantle til me knight roars
>>569245148Kino>>569245107...Also kino
>>569245183We had a whole decade of blue ectodongs
"I gotta go boom boom real bad"which fave?
ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED ON PLUSHTRAP IN THE PAST MINUTE
fave works in a shop that sells sweetsfave could pick and eat the sweets like grapes at any time fave wantsfave will spend all day NOT eating the sweets
>>569246236what if fave ate all the sweets haha
>>569246236chocolate factory au tenna...
CONDOMS
blueberry pie and ice cream!
>>569243193>>569243765We're not getting one till the chapter 5 trailer drops.
when chapter 5 trailer
*DUN DUN DUN*THIS SUMMER
Chapter 5 snailer
just took a shit
tenna fucking spamton while he inflates with blueberry juice
Spamton tends to become swollen and blue in the middle when he’s fertile
my 600lb life spamton (he was given 5 kromer)
>>569217076I like business manticore
This Feast of Corpus ChristiLance ReddickIs"JACKENSTEIN"
Riddick in Deltarune
If you rearrange letters DELTARUNE you get WHERE THE FUCK IS CHAPTER 5, TOBY?
fave whole family keep calling them a bottom
life or death for berry spamton?
>>569247523juice him
My new mouse was supposed to come in today but it hasn't I'm SO MAD that I will TORTURE SANS
>>569248207why would you want to keep mice? disgusting horrible creatures rats are cool though
>>569248329As in the thing you use on the computer although I have no problems with mouse the animal
>>569247021Woody in Deltarune
Calm down Toby, we're your friends>Shut up Chapter, I'll kill youSorry pal but can't we make amends?>Shut up Newsletter, I'm gonna kill you
There was this one image I saw like 9 years ago where I think Toriel has Sans on a leash and his schlong is out and it looks like 5 ectosausages chained togetherI never found it again, though I haven't really looked for it
Nothing will happen tomorrow
Toby reportedly forgot to add 'make no mistakes' to the chatgpt prompt which is why there are so many bugs.
>>569250019>Sans' glowing ectonunchucks
Toby if you make Susie the only monster that bleeds through some ridiculous contrivance I'm going to turn you inside out
>>569251887Monsters not bleeding was always fanon.
>>569251887Susie was just full of red juice
>>569251887
flatlander woman laputan machine
Stop making me look at that stupid The Boys face. I hate that edgeslop
>>569239389>the sound of wet sketti fills the air> u r filld w the powrr of sauce
>>569236102Hooman!
>>569254468
Yep, YEP.I can feel a shadowdrop right after the direct in my bones, it's coming. I'm coming.
The election's been called for Spade King.
The edgeslop of the shadow, where reality and dream meet
>>569255516>"Oi Susie, the Knoight took me Kris"
>Gen Z Dr. RobotnikI hate that Edgeslop
>>569255516EXCUSE ME, LUV
i love buckethead <3
>>569257439fave is too busy watching an internet friend stream a game to post goats on the thread rn, fave apologizes for any inconvenience caused to the anons of the thread.have this goat for now. <3 :) :D
>>569257573I just like that picture, to be honest. But I do appreciate the complimentary goat.
>>569255969a shadowcrystal more like it
Fave always thinks Spooktune is going to turn into Inspector Gadget
So what time is the newsletter coming?
>>569236808Too lazy to edit the image. From left to right, top to bottom:>Gaster>Friend (We WILL be getting Friend-possessed Vessel kino)>If this is about who's handing out the Shadow Crystals specifically, I think it's Friend>Friend was the benefactor, but Gaster called when Spamton was getting evicted>Friend>Friend>Dess>Friend>Assgore>Death/Scythe guy, maybe Forgotten Man because he talks about harvesting wheat>DR!Gaster>Completely original entity we have yet to seeWow, Friend was, like, half of my answers.
>>569258461shit, they're not the only one?
That Direct is gonna be so good>Deltarune: Chapter 5>Coming Out... Tomorrow!And then it shows a date for Chapter 6...
>>569258461https://youtu.be/JzJQOJEzjY4
Toby STOLE fizzing lifting drinks
it's raining :)
>>569259976It's not raining where I live. I guess it's...raining somewhere else.
>>569255969Releasing a chapter on a Tuesday with no warning for your mega spoiler game would be kind of a dick move but of course Toby is Evil
>>569260319
>>569260319*kisses you*
Yyyup, I'm thinking I'm going Sans Mode.
why are you sans
while sans people are irritating and get everywhere, you still can't just ask why they are sans, it's rude
>>569259976>>569260319Damn. Just goes to show how The distance between two places is big enough to have different weathers. Big world we live in, huh?
when are you sans?
now*lightsaber noise*
>>569259091wasn't next direct about wholesome games?
fave had a dream they got stuck in a really small hole and couldnt move it really scared fave a lot
Penumbra Phantasm BIG SHOT Freedom's just a THE WORLD REVOLVING Gaster Mike
>>569261306Nice dick.
Would Ramb have been relevant if he had remembered to say Bad Time
Green and in between Undynes buttcheeks
>>569236808>Gaster>Kris, but FRIEND stole the vessel after it was discarded>The Knight naturally and unintentionally produces crystals, FRIEND distributes them>Knight/Gaster/FRIEND tossup>Shyra's microphone>FRIEND>Dess-based amalgamate-like abomination>tail of hell = tale of hell = tale of the depths = Undertale>Asgore and/or Carol, likely also with a rematch against the Knight>blue flower>school counselor Gaster>(You) but you can force Noelle into the role in the weird route
>>569255969What if the site uodated and no one knew
GAST GAST GASTIM GONNA STEP ON THE GAST
>>569251887All monsters bleed, otherwise Dess's blood crusher music would be highly racialized within the context. Monsters are made of magic but still piss shit and bleed magicly. Humans are made of bones and blood and have non magic piss shit and blood.
>>569262574It's odd that blood only exists in a monster for as long as they're alive and when they die literally everything they have turns to dustmy thought is that Toby had that idea of Susie smashing the prophecy since chapter 1 with blood on her hands and just kinda twisted some of the less important narrative details around it
pretty
>>569251887dragons are a secret 4th race in deltarune seperate from monsters
>see a lot of critiscism online about how Deltarune got "lighter and friendlier" after chapter 1>Without fail its people who have only ever done the pacifist routeOne second people will complain that the rape scene is too much and you shouldnt interpret it as such and the next people are saying the story isn't dark enoughwhat fucking is it bro
>>569236513this is what i've been saying this whole time
>>569263301Dumb doepost.
Move over Toby/Deltarune
>>569263661>get nothing for beating the tutorial bossgame is dogshit and doesnt understand zelda
>>569259976Same, been raining for 3 days now.
Finding myself staying up late into the night lovingly brushing and frivolously playing with Asgore's golden hair as he peacefully snoozes away besides me since I've found the activity to be among the most effective stress relievers, and as I am later awoken by him rolling over to check on me in the morning I have to play off how tired I am by hiding the probable bags beneath my eyes by turning to snuggle against his chest so as to avoid a conversation about what kept me up half the night and his inevitable unnecessary guilt that'd surely follow (luckily I was able to have some delicious tea to help get me awake enough for work, but the sleep I fell into as we later cuddled on the couch upon arriving home was so deep it likely could've endured another bolt of lighting blasting a tree just outside our house). Kindly requesting Asgore allow me to borrow his hands after a long afternoon gardening so I might partake in the truly delightful floral aroma from the forearms down, all the while I'm actively fighting off the strange intrusive urge to rub his furry knuckles along my cheeks to transfer even a little flowery earthiness to myself (though he did eventually have to wash it off, the smell of his shampoo as he holds me is honestly just as good). Sitting in Asgore's lap as his arms wrap around my midsection from behind as he manipulates a small ball of flame between his digits like a master magician rolling a coin about in my lap to keep his hands busy as he tells me about his day, until eventually he catches the embers in his palm to make them disappear as he instead uses his hands to pull me in close and press a few smooches into my neck while quietly asking bout how things were for me in turn (the warmth of his palms after extinguishing his magic combined with his soft kisses completely erased all thought but him from my mind, and all I could conjure in response to his inquiry was suddenly telling him how much I love him in every way I could think to in the moment)
The Direct is next Tuesday or Wednesday apparently, so start building your expectations up now so you can be disappointed
Deltaprune (because it's all old and shrivelled up and past its peak)
>>569263301These people must have been playing Pacifist with their eyes closed, there's a bunch of dark stuff on that route too
>>569261428Fave sometimes thinks about the Nutty Putty incident and how it's probably the worst way to die
>>569264551fave will never go in a cave because of that nor would fave go scuba diving because of drowning videos theyve seen
Fave is about to make some Nutty Putty in the bedroom
>>569251887Why do you think Susie was chugging red juice at the beginning of that specific chapter?
fave just noticed that they're starting to get a lot of gray hairs
>>569265156my fave has been started getting gray hairs when they were 28
>>569265113
>>569265156You guys say this every week. We get it, Deltarune fans are aging
>>569263301I have never seen anyone say that there's loads of complaints Deltarune changed for worse after Chapter 1 but not using that as the reason
>>569262707I thought mettatons shoulderpad was stabbing into her side here
>>569265230Ditto, not getting enough sleep probably played a part in that. Doesn't look bad, all things considered.
Susie's hand doesn't have blood on it after the fountain is sealed so what if monsters only bleed in the dark world?
>>569263301>One second people will complain that the rape scene is too muchNobody said that and it was never meant to be literal rape but I'm sure you know that considering you seem like your average /v/doe/ guy who loves rape and teenage girls and self inserts as Kris
i will insert myself into kris
Kris... Ouroboros...
>>569263301"People" is not a monolith, I don't know why anyone ever thought that made logical sense. There are many kinds of dumb posts and opinions out there. Dumb doeposter
Ralsei owes me sexAsriel owes me sexKris owes me sexBerdly owes me sex
>>569265645Considering that everyone becomes what they wanna be like in the Dark World and that Susie is excited at the sight of a spiky bed in her room, that carries some interesting implications.
Kris is the nonbinary representation I didn't know I needed
Chapter 5 will release the same day as GTA 6 to filter out insufficiently autistic fans
>Some people on the internet said one thing>Some people on the internet said another thingWhich is it!? Checkmate.
hey guys!
>>569265938Berdly gets stabbed in the dark world and white sticky stuff comes out
>>569265976That'd be good for me because I've always given 0 fucks about GTA. Last time I tried to play one was GTA4 and got bored like an hour in. I am King Autism + ADHD
>>569263301Its two extremes when chapter 1 was perfectly balanced. Also playing violently to get a cracked Castle Town is so forced
>>569266031
>>569265976I don't understand why people are so interested in GTA 6. I played GTA 5 for a bit and thought the gameplay was boring as fuck and all I've ever heard of the Online is that it's pay 2 win cancer full of cheaters
>>569266062Berdly's in a Chinese dub of an anime?
>>569266062Puddles of Berdly's egg fluid...
>>569263661Zeldalike without a dress wearing bare legged shota or even an androgynous human? No thanks
deltarune is for furry nerds who don't leave the house and gta 6 is for guys who say "bro literally, bro" and have broccoli hair
>>569263661I feel really awful that this was in development for forever but I can tell it won't be talked about for very long
>>569266234It's kind of like the modern analog of Half-Life 3, the big thing that people are still hoping will live up to the hype even though it's been in development hell forever. Last one I played was IV and it was good, but the more I saw of Trevor, the more I realized I didn't wanna touch V at all.
>>569265425>>569266234>>569266234>I don't understand why people are so interested in GTA 6GTA 5 is one of the best selling video games of all time. What's not to understand?
>>569265938But Berdly didn't become smart, grow nipples, or become a likable person
>>569266429>the big thing that people are still hoping will live up to the hype even though it's been in development hell foreverreminds me of something else
>>569266363GTA 6 is actually for the gen alpha kids that currently just have all the zoomie stereotypes because they aren't interesting or unique enough teenagers.
>>569266234Why doesnt gen alpha like GTA?
>>569266381I think you guys forget that most normal media isn't talked about very a very long time just because Deltarune is an incredibly autistic fanbase and this kind of behavior people have for it isn't normal.
>>569266452Have you seen that sick armor though
>>569266538Oh you
>>569266585Deltarune is a lot like Buffy the Vampire Slayers community that outlived its show by a few decades. I guess sexy teens just have that effect.
>>569266381I disagree I think Mina will catch up in popularity over time. It's a cheap game that will grow through word of mouth
Is Deltarune unpopular with kids these days because the characters aren't hip and bussin'?
What if toby commits suicide to coincide with chapter 7 so that media explodes and it becomes the greatest indie release ever?
Toby Fox should redesign Kris with the broccoli hair cut to appeal to gen alpha
I wish Deltarune was unpopular with kids the fandom wouldnt be so annoying
>>569266585>really good games are a rare occurenceWell, duh
Mina isn't even the best topdown Zelda-esque game about a ratty thing with a ranged melee weapon styled like it's on a Nintendo handheld that's released within the last 12 monthsSaid Spamton's egg or whatever it is
Toby pulls a Heath Ledger and dies the day before Chapter 7 releases so people will aggrandize his work
Deltarune chapter 7 will cause depression on a mass scale from not being able to live in Deltarune world like Avatar 1 did
Mina's just meant for people with Zelda t-shirts and aging rat furries who had their lives changed by Secret of NIMH
>>569267009but how do you expect me to sustain a 15 year development having to pay dozens of people?
oy vey boyim, this thread was promised to god's chosen gender 3000 years ago
>>569267162>>569267030Zelda fans nowadays don't even like top down Zelda gameplay. Most Zelda fans today are BoTW fans and girls who think Link is cute.
Mah boi, this thread is what all true warriors strive for
Is it confirmed that chapter 6 7 will release together?
Is anyone still using the same computer they used to play the SURVEY_PROGRAM on?
>>569266903Hussie and Temmie will finish Tobys creation
>>569267030Bats aren't rats
>>569267335Nothing is confirmed about Chapter 6 and 7 other they will exist at some point in time, or are at least planned to.
its not the side effects of the cocaineI'm thinking it must be fave
i'm sad
>>569267376SURVEY_PROGRAM was one of the first things I played on my current PC back in 2018 when I first got it. I've never been able to afford a new PC since because I waited too long and now AIslop has driven up the prices of PC parts so badly I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to get another one. If you're wondering if I still have the save then I don't think I do but I think I still have the download for SURVEY_PROGRAM itself somewhere.Said K_K from Sweet Cap'n Cakes.
>>569267298We're not including BoTW larpers in this conversation
>>569267389>HussieWho
>>569266585People who don't talk constantly for years about their special game after it releases aren't really people though
It took 12 years to make!
If Omori was exactly the same but released in chapters every few years the game would have done better critically and remembered more fondly. Deltarunes staggered releases allow its players to be mindbroken by its characters more.
>>569267807You're right, they're superpeople. Transcended above regular people.
>>569267568>Said K_K from Sweet Cap'n Cakes.Something about adding this to a completely on topic post is really funny to me
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
>>569267691it's what people call women who cheat on their husbands in old timey movies
>>569267881ywnbash
>>569267691The Forgotten Man
>>569267691Its what good girls call dirty brother stealers
>>569267389Imagine hussie's chapter 4 home alone puzzle concept but it's the whole game. Nightmare.
>>569267691The guy who made Homestuck, an old webcomic that got really popular. Toby got his start making music for him.
i have internet again hi
>>569268718>Genderswapped Sans when you successfully flirt with Papyrus
deltarune should have a hot bat deuteragonist character I think
>>569268860What if I liked Hussies proposed home alone puzzle?
>>569268860Did Toby include that screenshot to humiliate Hussie? It's so unfunny it's almost unbelievable
>>569268982Hi. Sorry to hear.
>>569269020You don't
>>569266903too early, there is 3 mother games, so there will be 3 toby games
>>569269306Fuck off AI slopper.AI generate your own death.
>>569269306It's cool these creepy videos are the reason we can't afford hard drives or RAM anymore.
>>569269413Soon it will be the reason why you can't afford food or have clean drinking water too!
>>569267335Toby hasn't explicitly confirmed if Chapter 6 is even in development, only that most of the team had "moved on from Chapter 5".
>>569269369>>569269413no, those are relics from 2024
Carol's 600,000,000-yuan hand-carved solid turquoise Papyrus bust
>>569269560Okay, AI generate your own death two years ago. What's so hard to understand? Fuck off.
>>569269684You seem upset.
Alright everybody calm down. Let's do some group breathing.
>>569269737>"lol i trolled you!!1!"
>>569269684your clit leaking bruh :skull:
>>569269824You seem obsessed.
Remember: AI generating images makes you temturd and AI generating words makes you tasquetard. Imagine living your life the same way they do.
>>569269684but i didn't generate them
Toby we need Chapter 5 the thread is cranky
>>569270056>reheated leftover slop somehow makes it better! Sure thing little buddy.
>>569269560I miss producer posting.
For some odd reason some of these replies have a doomy smell to them
>>569270130You seem very fixated.
ykw just because i find the anti ai guy annoying as shit and with him blowing this thread up for no reason, out of spite im gonna start ai generating some bullshit what should i generate yall
>>569270224Flush yourself temturd.
>>569270224boye x doe
This is a sign I probably should leave
>>569270481Get over here!
*blocks the exit* NONE OF YOU ARE LEAVIN
>>569270481Stay with me babe
What if they enter the shelter and it's just /utg/ inside
Toby will come out as nonbinary to deflect from the spanish translation controversy
>>569270698That's what happened to this little guy
Toby will come out as transracially mexican to deflect from the spanish translation controversy
>>569270175he is still out there
>>569270936Nobody cares about the spanish thing anymore man. It's 2026 a guy could blow a hole in the moon and we'd forget about it in a week.
>>569271060Piccolo...
>>569270175< he ruined producer posting like he ruined deltarune
>>569270936just the jp translations takes half-year+, imagine if game was translated to 8 languages..
What if Fave came to you and tried to tell you about how they've got into healing crystals and projecting your will on a star during a specific month in order to manifest your will on to the unvierse?
If Toby announces he's delaying the game to translate it to Spanish I'm actually kind of afraid what the /utg/ reaction would be.
>>569271379i'd believe anything that ralsei would say to me
>>569271348Fuck off devstalker.
Fave's duck hungers for tom-tom to pound
>>569271512I can legitimately imagine toby folding and doing an official translation but it wouldnt be at release(not only to prevent dealys but to prevent script leaks), just as a patch months after release
>>569271512Afraid? It'd just be more twitter tourists coming to tell us they hate Brazilians and Mexicans like last time. Nothing crazy
>>569269065what
>>569271684WHAT THE FUCK?!? SSTAY AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCK!
god i wish twitter/x dies as a platform
>>569272170i doubt itll ever die at the rate things are going
>>569272170>containment bursts and pours out into the rest of internetBe careful what you wish for
>>569272153https://toby.fangamer.com/interviews/chapter3-chapter4/I misremembered, it's not a screenshot, just a quote.
>>569272294The idea of "containment" was always retarded, /pol/ was meant to be containment but it just ended up fucking the rest of the site forever
And as the years go byI will never die
>>569272431Yeah Hussies got this
>>569272473what
this thread is awful we're at bump limit so just make a fresh clean one
What if Fave was hit by a rogue wave?
>>569273021This thread isn't close to bump limit you big dummy.
goaat
>>569273021/v/ tourists out
>>569272870Got what? Brain damage? That would explain a lot.
>>569273121Scarfing
>>569273237goob
>>569272294Containment doesn’t work here when the internet is already homogenous garbage
>>569273021Go back to your shithole of a board retard
>>569273209This guy is a real Jauke
>devoid meltdown
>>569273313groog
What if Fave had AI derangement syndrome
>>569273374>>569273553Please get a life devstalker.Your parents would not want to see you wasting it like this.
>>569273576gud
>>569273714No really, fuck off dude. Nobody even reads steam reviews lmao.
>>569273714CoL Steam profile...
What if Fave was justifiably mad at things and people that were ruining the world and someone called it "Derangement Syndrome" as if that's an argument
>>569273783get
>>569273861gheh
>ragebait steam review spam>goatspam>off topic argumentsdreadful thread
>>569273209Shes right
>>569273965>*incinerates you*
>>569273942>>569273965goatGEMposting is good though
>>569271684my spamduck when tennatomtom appear and he's looking real poundable in his stained xxxxxxxxxxxxxx999l sweatpants
>>569274037You goat that right.
>>569273714>87,4 hrs on record
>>569274121row row your goat
>>569274324waithe has a point...think about it...
>>569271557ralsei the vaguepost prince
>>569274201
>>569274324>it messed up the personality for old characters like Toriel and SansJITTERBUG'D
He will not play deltarune..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YlBdn4P3UE
What was Rudy’s job before he got sick?
>>569275000Househusband
>>569275000Ghostbuster
>>569275000sleigh guider
>>569274324>despite being a sequelackshually its a parallel story
A small loan of a million Faves.
most people don't realize fave has an E at the end
>>569275000Professional baseball player
>>569275395FavEplier
>>569275395My full name? its susie favester
>>569274574goob
>>569273714What if Toby made the mistake of thinking that video games are art. I wanted to make a game about a guy who’s a piece of shit unlikable character, who by the end of the game has to transform. But too many gamers, when they look at this, when they play a game, they’re so used to having to identify with the character, that if they play a game where the main character is unlikable or has to do some bad stuff, they immediately get triggered by it.So, the thing is, games aren’t art. They’re toys for children and it’s considered in bad form to talk about anything meaningful, or impactful or thought provoking.I was trying to make the video game version of a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Haruki Murakami novel. To try and do something a little different y’know? But it turns out, everyone just wants Ayn Rand-ian written characters, where the main villain is like Wesley Mouch. You immediately know what to feel about each character. […] When you make an unlikable character, people expect Sherlock Holmes or Dr. House.They want flawed heroes, but only to the extent that they’re beautiful and intelligent and slightly Asperger-y. But they manage to be dicks to everyone and they get away with it because they bring some sort of savant-ism that saves the world. So if you make a character who’s just some emo loner who hasn’t grown up yet and treats his friends like shit, people immediately feel- they don’t know how to process this.
Fave is going to a job fair today and is feeling a little nervous about it, do you have any tips for fave?
>>569275806imagine yourself naked and they're all impressed with your pengor/vagania
>>569275661goffee
>Devshit had a failed meltieKekkyplap!
>>569275806Job fairs, hell the entire job hunt process is a humiliation ritual. Do not let the white man demoralize you.
>>569275806youll do just fine, just follow the age old advice
>>569275806in my experience, most of the job offers are going to be elder careif you like elder care, you can get some good moneyif you don't, you might come home empty handed
>>569275806what if you amputated your legs and then have the govinment give you money for the rest of your life?
>>569275927drinking flavored water mix soda rn
>>569276036quadraplegic kris...
>>569275790Palanhuik and Murakami are more for people who want to pretend to be adults.
>>569275975I wonder what even set him off, thread is pretty dead.
>>569276021Nah I don't think elder care is even an offer for this event
>>569276036if this were deltarune characters people would be saying its the coolest most wholesome thing ever
>>569275806pretend you are someone else, and the person you are pretending to be is confident and cool. confidence is easier when it’s a deliberate larp and not something you’re trying to force when you know you’re nervous.
>>569276161anon you’re making up scenarios and getting mad at them again…
>>569276119I enjoyed The City and Its Uncertain Walls and I recommend it to everyone that enjoys Deltarune
I'm so fat that when I read "meltie" I think of a turkey melt sandwich. Mmmm...
next time eat a SALAD
what's up bitchmaxxers.how's the content drought treating you?
I'm so fat that when I look at computers I see food
Binging with Babish:The /utg/ Dossier Salad
>>569276628eat popcorn, fatboy.its perfect for weight loss because its basically packing peanuts for your stomache (take the salted, not the sweetened ones)
which deltaruner is sara the most like?
>>569276748Anon it's an Andrew Dobson meme
>>569275790>[…]son
>>569276793Where the fuck are you getting this shit from?
>>569276408To be fair, I don't hate the authors themselves, but whenever they're brought up in the context of "being real" or "adult" it's almost always someone really pretentious.
>>569276748i have more ralseis than you
I was so fat and nasty
>>569276938bitch, of course the gay faggot store has more gay faggots in store than me.
>>569277015WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR GAY FAGGOTS AT A SOUP STORE
Who's more black-coded, Sans or Berdly?
>>569277195Your mom
>>569277195both of these characters are funny so neither
>>569277242Not only is Toriel white-code, she's literally white.
>>569277195beruhtuehguerhley is blue
>>569276161Seeing as people defend Mettaton, yeah probably
>>569277126i happen upon them in a frequency which concerns me.
what does black coded even meani mean garnet is obviously black codedbut what does it mean in the context of utdr
>>569277361it is only okay for borgardly to be blue if he apologizes for being a gamer
>>569277195Whichever one 4chan hates more is black.
>>569277195Both of those characters are funny so both equally.
>>569277532Right now that probably is Sans.
>>569277506I have the perfect image
>>569277361you can shut up now
Imagine running your hands all over his body
>>569277454>didn't get the referenceGRIM GRIMMER YET GRIMMER>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23HgOvEYrDchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23HgOvEYrDc
>>569277687I'm always on duty!
>>569277532Sans is black because people see him as a cuckolderer and black guys cucking you is a whole genre of fetish fiction. Berdly is Indian because he's the punching bag of all UTDR related commentary.
>>569277653do you think smash would be better if it had high-low blockingasked berdly
sex with a shy and flustered kris where the vessel forces them to look it in the eyes as they get fucked in missionary
>>569277406god I wish mettaton would force me to do a cheery little dance with him before every shift
What if Fave said that black people where wack people?
which characters are going to have on-screen sex in chapter 5?
>>569277195Every character is white-coded.
wouldn't it be funny if we all stopped posting and leave utg dead until chapter 5 comes out :3
would you still love fave if they were a dumbocrat
>>569278357Anon, listen to me closely. If I don’t get my utg stimmywimmyyummyummyummers EVERY day I will KILL MYSELF.
>>569278357that could be a while.>>569278350susie is SO black.
>>569278357This basically happened near the end of the Chapter 3&4 wait.
>>569278357but I like funposting with you guys when the euros aren't around
>>569278335Rouxls and The Worm
>>569276793mad mew mew is ut but whatever
>>569278335ralsei and asriel and me in a threesome, trust
>>569278442Like that elephant with the big ears? I remember you could summon him in Kingdom Hearts
>>569277532Did he ever come close to winning King of /v/? I know Spamton did one time.
20 minutes of uninterrupted newsletter
>>569278524>presumably either homeless or has terrible parents>people are afraid of her>segregated from local events (free ham sandwich day)>physically abusive to kris (has a white family)if susie is black then hometown is a sundown town
>>569278791she is immune to education.if that is not ebony-core, then what is?
>>569277827Berdly reads more like an asian kid. That kid who gets really good grades but complains anyways because his parents want 100% instead of 97%
>>569278726what if fave was a snarky cube that accompanied you on your quest
>>569268860I still want my quirky hiveswap point and click puzzle adventure i was promised 10000 years ago so I wouldn't be mad
>>569278701..."He" referring to Sans, if that wasn't clear. I forgot Berdly was mentioned.
>>569278890>she is immune to education.Shit, she's a Republican voter...
>>569278659enjoy licking my cum out of their bussy
>>569278937this will be breadly in chapter 69
>>569279025ralsei? is that you??? also asriel is a "he"
I don't think we should be assigning races to personality traits.
I'm really agreeing with all the xitter takes that Deltarune's RPG mechanics are extremely barebones. But I don't think anyone's ready for the conversation that the Mother games ALSO have barebones RPG mechanics.
>>569278985who is your elected president right now?oh, right.must've escaped me.never heard losers this smug.
if chapter 5 isn't announced in the nintendo direct what do we do
>>569279250oh, no, I think everyone knows mother gameplay is nothing special. despite the rolling health mechanic having so much untapped potential
>>569279231correct, its only okay if we do it to ourselves and constantly do so in a negative way as we internally destroy ourselves at the behest of hostile outside forces!
>>569279250>Deltarune's RPG mechanics are extremely barebones.I heard water is also wet.
you know I don't think I like this Kraut guy
>>569279262KRAUTSIE NOOOODONT BE OOFTOPIC I NEED TO GAYBAIT YOU NOOO I CANT GAYBAIT YOU IF YOU ARE BANNED NOOOOOOOOOOI AM LITERALLY CRYING
>>569279395I'm going to shave all my hair quit my job and drink myself off a cliff
>>569279395ill find my threadcrush irl and fuck them into submission
when is the direct?
>>569279487THE FOIDS WANT TO PEGGLE DELUXE METHE MOIDS WANT TO CHORTLE MY GOOTHERE IS NO SAFE PLACE FOR A MAN SUCH AS ME.
>>569279395I'll post art of big breasts and take a vacation probably.
>>569279670doesn't exist. thread is going psychotic
>>569279395We wait.
>>569279704>THE FOIDS WANT TO PEGGLE DELUXE MEGOD i wish that was me ;(
Nintendo direct in 3 DAYSchapter 5 in 3 DAYSNEWLETER IN 3 DAY
My new Deltarune AU CumSwap
>>569279798so you would consider hanging with women if they perforrmed worse sex with you by poorly immitating a man's member?damn numbers, you might be a fag but i think you might be more straight than the rest.you gotta tell doomer that his used up holes don't do it for you no more.
>>569279998>women can't perform during sex and even if they did they would do it worser than menadded to the homokrautpost screencap folder
Do u know de wey
>>569280251this shit would have killed asgore and he'd be quoting it for months
kraut say something funneh again i wanna quote the gay shit you say, please i need my stimmies
>>569280219you are a gay, you expect certain things to be done.you established that pegging would be your thing.but that implies that somewhere, somehow some dumb woman has to simulate a phallus into your asshole.all i am saying is: is it really the same?you must know, you are a seasoned veteran.a soldier that fought the battle of the bulge.>https://youtu.be/8JDkdc246QQ?t=84
>>569279670only six or seven days away
>>569280802HE IS NOW LITERALLY QUOTING THE GREAT BATTLE OF BULGES AAAAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHHA OH NO NO NO I'M DYING OVER HERE
>>569280914ES BRAUST UNSER PANZER IM STURMWIND DAHIN!
>Goat fags are here >Toby stalkers are in /v/
is kraut actually a nazi or is it a bit
kraut will you have gay sex with me? pretty please?
>>569281064>erm le stormwind and suchkraut has played world of warcraft? big if true
Man this so stupid and boringI'm outta here
Do you think he gets touched by his employees?
>>569281204never actually have.hated that shit and also i was a small wee woo boy and mommeroni wouldn't pay for a subscription which i found completely reasonable even then.
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OFF TOPIC, DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! *POSTS SHITTPIN* LOOK AT MY OC GUYS!!! DURRRRR!!!!!!
>>569281324>his IRL version of toriel didn't sacrifice life and limb for his wiwi boy to have a world of warcraft subscription drain on the family economygrim, but understandable at the same time>i still have a hatred opinion of WoW thoughliterally how? you were saying you never tried it? how do you know you hate it then?
damn i can't believe i have to work when we have deltarune tomorrow
>>569281204grammatically speaking the song is in perfect german, however the actors have a shit accent.and the actors that actually had to pretend to sing stress their mouths way too much, they look like they want to bite a piece out of my by constantly flashing their pearly whites at me during umlauts like "stürmt" or "schneit" which just shows that them fuckers sang that shit like anyone else would sing the maccarena.hfsjfhfsawhfh.png maccarenafhgfhshgsh.jpg maccarenahggfhsadga.gif maccarenaEEEEE MACCARENA!
What if Fave ate a popsicle
>>569281460anon I want you to suck my dick
>>569281604i had diablo 2 and that shit was so cash.
>>569281681Summer Route
https://xcancel.com/kurisukt/status/2062187555240513953
>>569281834male_swimwear_challenge?
>>569281882That sans is so sexo
>>569281882I hate every character in this image
>>569281882Japanese festival confirmed? Or no it's just Toby trying to get weeb cred again by having art made for Famitsu
>>569281882any knowers know who drew this?
>>569282039yeah but will toby be making an obscure dance doing a play about masturbation?
>>569281676what the fuck? how did you do that? you posted several kraut images in one post? wizardry!!! alsoEEEEE MACCARENA!>>569281814trufax, i rember i had diablo2 at my gangster gamer grannys house and i always got excited to go visit there because i liked diablo2 alot when i was a kid, should maybe retry that game sometime.
>>569281902Susie just grabbed the coolest trunks in the store
>>569281882Catti... Exist... Possibly into relevant...???
>>569281882AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>569281882Love how every darkner in this image is just a photo.
>>569281882Why is there so much jap wank in this image
>>569282302Japanese game
>>569282302TOBY IS JAPANESE
>>569281882OFFICIAL CATTI ART WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>569281882WHERE IS CAROL AAAAARRRGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>569282302It was done to congratulates Famitsu's 40th anniversary
>>569281882Odd detail, why is susie here based on her dark world design?
>>569282342Set in Massachussets
>>569281834I can't tell if those are slight fat rolls, abs, or if she's supposed to have four breasts like a dog
>>569281882Cute Spamton.
Toby will be so ashamed when he has to delay the game to 2028
>>569282470She had her first shower in months.
>>569282470I…. huh.
>>569281882Undertale
>>569277491It means Berdly likes Smash Bros and anime
>>569282684TORIEL BOOOOOOOOBIES
>>569282684Why did Papyrus fill that bucket with his cum
>>569282552Definitely fat rolls, this artist always draws big Susies
To pay reparations for the hispanic community Toby Fox should commission a big celebratory art of the Deltarume cast eating tacos while wearing sombreros and ponchos riding on llamas and celebrating Cinco de Mayo
>>569281882wow. halloween hack 3 sure is in the big leagues
>>569282870>coming
>>569282684holy toriel ti- wait is that fucking Muffet
>>569281882it always feels weird how promotional material like this feels so cringe and like japanese pandering and stuff and it almost makes me cringe at the game itself. but then i actually think about deltarune as it truly is and remember that it’s really really cool. my mind can’t really make sense of this disparity like official supporting material feeling like unrepresentative fanart
To pay reparations for the hispanic community Toby Fox will eat a single taco on camera
the absence of papyrus is glaring
>>569281882>>569282684Sans and ICE-E in both of these are highlighting the connections between UT and DR's worlds
>>569283002>japan>a place that actually has some whimsy, not flooded with faggots and manchildren>just pedophiles and wide-eyed children eating takoyaki
>>569283029With ketchup
>>569283097>sans is happier with Toriel and Papyrusah
>>569283002Only dumbasses think this is "cringe". Nobody cares when Japanese people set something in the USA and pander constantly to American Hollywood movies.
>>569281882>>569282684Seems Nelnal's become the go-to artist for promo art?>>569283116Xpants in the same costume too
>>569283097Papyrus couldn't appear on account of his seasonal bone allergy
>>569282684
>>569283315pandering to cool movies in specific ways is based and artistic though but you also have to be kojima
>>569283097>Papyrus confirmed Forgotten Man and Chapter 5 secret boss
>>569281882>>569282203>>569282403>character's who is comically wrong about everything doing fortune tellingchecks out
>>569283119what
>>569283542>catfished and baited into dating a gay guy>forced crossdressingWhy are they doing this to him
>>569283656sissy hypno claims another victim
>>569283656BP/PP is the Jax of deltarune
>>569283656He's trying to get of rid of the Pizzapants nickname by not wearing pants
>>569283736jax's a fag?honestly wouldn't surprise me that the troon that cooked up the whole idea planned this.you know, as he sarcastically stated "what the world needs, another straight couple".those are words of a religious zealot.
>>569279670Next Tuesday or Wednesday according to that guy who leaks everything
Why is nobody pointing out Temmie in the deltarune half of the promotional art is selling art of dark world characters in the light world?Maybe I'm reading too into this but that's gotta mean something
>>569284112Toby needed to include Spamton in the art somehow.
>>569283830>pizza butt
>>569284112I think that's just because she's the Deltarune main artist and the Famitsu guys wanted to fit the Darkners in
>>569283830Pizzapanties
deltarune is just omori but for even gayer faggots
>>569284278
>>569284415But Omori is a game for straight women
>>569281882There's subtle Nicepants pandering in this image
its another>not actually new undertale/deltarune contentepisodecool toby thanks for nothing
>>569283987Oh, welcome back Krautsie I've missed you!!!
/utg/ is full of grumpy bastards.
>>569284415Get out of the closet anon.
>>569284527I see it
>>569284598what's up, pontifex-shitass?
>>569281882Why does the bunny ice-ee mascot have three arms?
If Kraut trooned out he would've been saved
>>569284864It's a stitch
>>569284864I think that's a crack in the suit or something
>>569284954>>569284994that’s weird, it really looks exactly like the other arm
This is all we're going to have this month, isn't it?
>>569284896How do you say hormone replacement therapy in german let's convince him(her)
>>569285138i am suspecting so
>>569285293>>569285293>>569285293Hop on
where is Asgore
>>569284896Let's cut to the chase, if i kill myself now, i can fertilize the flowers with my decaying corpse and through reclamation by nature become a REAL flower.
>>569281882cattyfags won shes the cutest in this pic by far
>>569285138No, the Direct is next week
>>569281882It's so nice how Noelle, Kris and Susie are on a poly date together
