Crashing your party editionPreviously on /coopg/: >>569147761>Latest News/UpdatesDarktide:Skitarii Alpha Primus is coming to Warhammer 40,000: Darktide!https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/skitarii-alpha-primus-is-coming-to-warhammer-40-000-darktide/121730Hotfix 1.11.6 - Patch Noteshttps://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/hotfix-1-11-6-patch-notes/121381Kuli's guides for beginners:https://steamcommunity.com/id/kulii/myworkshopfiles/?section=guides&appid=1361210Space Marine 2:Patch Noteshttps://community.focus-entmt.com/focus-entertainment/space-marine-2/blogs/395-patch-notes-13-0Dude Wallhttps://dudewall.github.io/dude-wall/Vermintide 2:Weapon balance update! Patch 6.11.0 patch noteshttps://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/weapon-balance-update-patch-6-11-0-patch-notes/121528>Also Exist:Deep Rock GalacticHelldivers 2PaydayThe Outlast TrialsStarship Troopers ExterminationAliens: Fireteam EliteKilling Floor 2BarotraumaLeft4Dead 2Ready Or NotGTFONo More Room in Hell 2Remnant 2Back4BloodEarth Defense Force 6WWZThe Forever WinterFBC: FirebreakKilling Floor 3Daimon BladesJohn Carpenter's Toxic CommandoFar Far West:and others>Future gamesDen Of Wolves - TBADarkSwarm - TBABlight: Survival - TBADeep Dish Dungeon - TBA>Build planners:Vermintide 2: http://ranaldsgift.com/Deep Rock Galactic: http://karl.gg/Darktide: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor
>>569307106bwo you did a fucky wucky :3
>>569307529I am heavily intoxicated
Cadia?More like CACAdia!
Boy I sure do love using a ripper gun as a gunlugger.
>>569308384it's unironically kino
What were they thinking with Expeditions? Stop making alternate game modes that are not good, and just fucking copy the shit you already made that was good (Chaos Wastes), no one will care that it is copied
>Gee Skittles, your Omissiah let's you have two vibroblades?
>>569308938HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S JUST LIKE THAT OLD MEME LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>569308384Why blaze away and not cavalcade?
>>569308384>MkII>flechette but no cavalcadeAIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
>>569309056Cringe zoomer
>>569309056I look like this and say this
kill female zealotsfuck female psykersmarry female veterans
>>569311032One of the female psyker is a jeet and one of the female vet is a nigress so I'm not surprised you love them
>>569311032kill the rejectsfuck female hive scummarry female arbites
>>569309056looks like you struck a nerve with this uncs
>>569311369fr fr they still yappin 20 yo memes lol they no cap bussin
>>569308774No one knows. We said the same thing about mortis trials
I can't wait for how shit this thread is going to be once the skitarii gameplay video comes out.
pew pew pew
>>569312425Bzzt Bzzt Bzzt
>>569311032Kill the hive scumFuck the zealot (in the missionary position)Marry the arbie (she has real training, a stable job and a dog)
>>569311369You want Unc memes do ya?
>>569311163>fuck female hive scumThis nigga is going to get giga-AIDS
>>569309727>>569309942Mk2 is the high base damage variant, you dips. It gets more mileage out of Blaze Away than from a bit of extra crit chance. That being said, it's an old build and I've moved around some nodes here and there since then.
>>569312753>Primaris >uncZoomer pseud poser shit, and it makes me ANGRY.
>>569312848In my PBB build which is essentially the same as yours but with a twin stubber I usually get around a 60% crit rate so cavalcade is definitely not needed, assuming the ripper gun spits out similar numbers.
>play Darktide through Game pass>have a zealot and Ogryn at level 30>game pass starts being 30$ a month>stop paying, stop playing for a year >pick it up on Steam sale>account mirroring/cross progression is disabled for the time beingFUCK. I mean, the game is fun, but damn dude thats a hundred hours of progress lost
>>569313203Shit I didnt notice.
>>569313239>>569313239>twin stubber>I usually get around a 60% crit rateYou got>2.5%(Ogryn base crit chance)>up to 16%(Massacre)>maybe 5% as a weapon perk?>extra 15%(BLO, calculated separately from normal crits)Were you playing with a BP zealot or something? Because you can't hit anything close to 60% without external buffs.
>>569302389>your wifeChinese electric Batman would like to have a word with you.
Did someone say unc memes?ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
>>569315231haha the cake is a lie!
>>569313449>gamepass cucksLol, lmao. Who could've seen this coming...
I DO COCAINE
>>569313815I guess the emperor loves me.
This thread is already LEGEN...wait for it......DARY!
>>569315276ZOMG so randumb ROFLMAO xD now who said that!?
>tfw no freebooter
>>569315409What's going on in here-
>>569315502>all-ogryn team
>>569316024Anon....
>>569315409I really thought doomrider would be back by now. There's still hope if/when we get new chaos bikes
>>569316350>There's still hopePerhaps, but nu-GW is infected by zoomzooms and tends to be too nonchalant and modern scifi to embrace the corniness
>>569312773what could she possibly have that isn't worse than whatever I'll get getting vored by a burgle
>>569316024It's a collage, anon.
>>569316024Based retard
>>569316195you can see the class icons even if the names are censored, ya numpty
>>569316587You don't understand, she might give you love and affection
>>569316793ANON....STOP....
>>569311163>marry female arbitesPatrician taste. But which personality?
>>569316793uh oh he's retarded
>>569316990Fatalist
>>569317110AAAAAAIE
>>569316990>>569311163>wants to marry a copThe kids ain't alright. Remember DV happens both ways
>>569317172I hope it happens in the bedroom. I hope it involves handcuffs.
>>569317172skitarii isn't out yet so I can't say marry skitarii, and marrying any of the four rejects or hive scum is out of the question
>>569317294Dommy mommies are fun, cops are not>>569317319>he wouldn't fuck Idira 2.0Ngmi, the pillow talk would go hard
>>569317319I'd marry Melk. Purely for business reasons, of course. You see, the imperial government allows tax breaks for married couples, and the law doesn't explicitly state that it has to be a straight marriage.
>>569317509>he wouldn't fuck Idira 2.0Would.
>>569317509>>569317768how would you understand her, though?
>>569318113You listen to women? what are you? gay?
>>569318113Room temp iq mofo
>>569318306and a bix nood to you too
>>569317110I don't know why I bothered asking desu, all three are good. I wish male and female counterparts had voice lines with eachother. Would be funny to see how autistic male and female maul would be.>>569317172That's what all the toughess regen nodes are for. Besides you can just use BTL or any other knockdown to be on top.
>>569318401I thought we were done with the unc memes?
>>569318518how about a timeless classic then: nigger
>>569317768I never let Idira live longer than the scene where Argenta blows her head off so I actually have no idea what's she's like apart from being a liability. The niggerbabble anon isn't too far away from how she talks too.So no, I wouldn't fuck Idira, and not only because it's likely to result in at least a dozen deaths because she can't control her powers.
>>569318451>all three are goodfemale Fatalist > female Authoritarian > female Maulvoice preview monologues not included, during which fatalist is particularly bad, probably because this is like her first VA role ever
>>569318619>isn't too far away from how she talks tooActual retard moment. She prophesises the entire game, ofc it doesn't make much sense on first playthrough unless you're a riddlemaster but on second playthrough it all makes sense if you don't have a single digit iq
>>569318836we're talking about her african accent, which the black VA is putting on and is not natural btw, which you would think black VAs would be offended to be asked to do, but black panther exists so I guess not
>>569319028>which you would think black VAs would be offended to be asked to do,I don't see how it's offensive so much as lazy. Hire a fucking african VA man. Get some nigger straight from the congo and it would at least have soul. They don't hire french people for irish accents either
>>569318746>female MaulMost people like her cause of Kerillian. I like her cause she's Sebille from DOS2.
>>569316579Incompetent boomoids are the ones running it doe
>>569319526she's trying too hard to sound tough, they should give her another go when the aeldari corsair comes out, pretty sure we've already got VAs doing two personalities in this game anyway
>>569319028>which the black VA is putting on and is not natural btwFair, you have evidence of her natural speaking?
>>569319538>t. stupid zoomoloid getting mad at boomerlords out of envy
>>569319538Got proof of that?>>569319797>paw patrolKYS your selves
>>569319762https://www.youtube.com/shorts/itPJJV06aLI
>>569319630She's trying to mirror the male maul which is the Judge Dredd voice. Male Fatalist is kino but I dont think the female one is nearly as good
>>569319797I found the full image of this after the last time you posted it and I'm not convinced you actually masturbate to this.
>>569318836Nigger I don't give a single fucking shit. She's a Mary Sue self-insert and the only based thing about her is that the game gives you multiple opportunities to get rid of her, like anyone with a brain would have done in Warhammer universe.
>>569320419>I'm not convinced you actually masturbate to thisThat's the fun part - I don't. I just like to crop the funny parts out of various pornography to use as reaction images.
>>569320278>generic USian accentAh yeah. To answer your question though about>you would think black VAs would be offended to be asked to doThe paycheck is why she's doing it>>569320486>blows up on herself all the time>fragile psyker to boot>Mary Sue???
>>569319630>when the aeldari corsairGood one but that would be too based I.e. it’s not happening
>>569320669>poser pervertyou are a charlatan and a fraud
>>569319028>which you would think black VAs would be offended to be asked to do>>569319275>Hire a fucking african VA man.The loner psyker is not german and yet nobody bats an eye.
>>569320669>n-no see I look up all these deranged porn pics to troll other people!I had a mate who used to spam furry porn sprays on TF2, he's now a full blown furry
>>569320896>The loner psyker is not german and yet nobody bats an eye.This one's justified because they'd have to give money to a germanI speak german and it's a shit movie german accent, it would've genuinely been way better if he wasn't. It's just another example of laziness but people don't care because funny medic tf2
>>569320736>blows up on herself all the timeAnd yet made it to maturity and occupies a prominent position in Imperial society. The game rules are very much patterned after the old roleplaying games so there's a big disconnect between the gameplay where she has a constant significant chance to cause TPK's (that's basically inevitable considering she's useless without her powers) and story where she's a total badass woman that ain't afraid of no demon.
>>569320669I kneel.
>>569320805>we're never getting skitarii because hadron said grendyl refuses to requisition skitarii>we're never getting aeldari because the mortis trials aeldari teaser was just nothing at allwould you also like to put down money on ratling and sister of battle never releasing while you're at it?>>569320896The argument is not>using another nationality's accent is appropriationit's>using an accent people associate with your skin color despite you having 0 cultural identity with it seems demeaning, can't believe you tolerate that shit lolit's like an asian being raised in california and someone says "oh say it like a chinaman! go "oh u rike flied lice?" hahaha!"
>>569320926You're on 4chan. You're 1 click away from seeing chicks with dicks eating shit or some sick stuff like that. This guy gots the right idea >>569320812I'm a fake pervert. I don't actually like the porn.
>>569321102She's under care of a RT, so long as the trader isn't a puritan who'd send her off to the Black Ships that's perfectly believable>she's a total badass woman that ain't afraid of no demonThis is entirely your headcanon I fear. She spends all game babbling in terror about her visions
>>569321206Sure, I have seen a lot of sick stuff. I don't actively seek it out and save cropped versions to my computer just for "epick truls"
>>569321374I wouldn't know, she's either handed to the Inquisition as soon as possible or dead.
>>569322149>I wouldn't know because I instantly disregard and throw her in the bin>therefore I'm going to try argue about her character I've never experienced Not very smart, are we?
>>569321571But you DID get epic truld, didn't you?
>>569318619>because it's likely to result in at least a dozen deaths because she can't control her powers.It does.
>>569321374>>569322149I swear to god, I have never been more angry at these self insert/mary sue characters, which in a way is good writing I supposeTalk to Idira, she says:>Yeah I'm a psyker, but I'm not one of those broken retards from the scholastica psykana, they just make you stupid>IM BUILT DIFFERENT>WAAA GMILF RT MOMMY IS DEEEADDD>I know! I'll talk to those voices I hear when we travel through the warp!>Surely this voice is RT herself! And not some denizen of the warp!Fucking retard, I even held back the SoB to hear WHY she did it since I was so flabbergasted, which only made her worse.That bolt shell was too good for her, but at least in my game she's dead and forgotten
Post you're hauls for skitussy weapon crafting
*shrug* to each his own, anon
>>569322592Oh no, how dare a character have flaws. If she knew everything about the warp without official psyker training and sanction you'd cry Mary Sue even harder. I don't think you even know what that term means but are throwing it around just because you don't like a character you saw 5 seconds of
*fart* Nigger! :D
End me.Is Expedition mode available from level 1?
>>569323012the only bright light in this grimdark wordl ;')
Real Am*rican hours itt rn
>>569323086No, believe you need at least Malice unlocked? Have fun :^)
>>569321160That’s not the reason Aeldari (and Xenos in general) aren’t happening. The reason is because they’ve already stated that they want humans (or human adjacents I guess) to be the focus. That and the fact that inducting aliens into the war band is a big narrative leap that the story hasn’t done nearly enough to justify.
>>569322972NTA but wasn't she like, the old RT's personal advisor? Surely she'd have plenty of experience with warp travel and resources to learn from aboard the ship. That'd be a much cooler idea if she had been some rogue psyker we scooped up in our travels, who'd never had any training whatsoever.
>>569323313we got actual career criminals on the ship at the same time as arbitesthe small population of aeldari brahms is sheltering on her ship, or that she can call in a favor for saving them, or whatever the hell happened, isn't that big of a leapthis is a rogue trader vessel and grendyl is a rogue trader family's grandpappy, not a real inquisitor
>>569323380She has plenty of experience, yes. That still doesn't mean she knows absolutely everything and particularly adhere to what she knows in a moment of grief over the loss of the RT. Listening to the voices is a character flaw and already rules her out of this stupid "Mary Sue" label anon wants to try and slap on her
>>569323520> we got actual career criminals on the ship at the same time as arbitesNot the same thing and not stated anywhere to go against the spirit of the game.>isn't that big of a leapIt is. In part because everyone would take an issue with it, including Brahms herself as far as we know. > this is a rogue trader vessel and grendyl is a rogue trader family's grandpappy, not a real inquisitorYour headcanon.
>>569323845nigga u dum as fuk, lmao
>>569322849I have over 500 commendation chests, over 100 emperor's vaults and a whole bunch of other vaults. I don't even bother opening them anymore because I have every red weapon in the game.
>>569323845bodied that freak
>x wouldn't happen because...they can always retcon for rule of cool, this has never stopped anyone even if legitimate
>>569323845>Your headcanon.Mommy brahms speaking to grandpappy brahms aboard the mourningstarhttps://youtu.be/sWCrhd6wOGs?t=209Grendyl speaking with grandpappy brahms' voice in his most recent appearancehttps://youtu.be/DI_3zvxwugY?t=107Rannick has repeatedly stated he still hasn't even met Grendyl in person. Brahms is actively trying to keep Rannick away from Magos Biologis Kharib's lair within the mourningstar, where grandpappy brahms is presumably being kept alive on giga life support.This is not an inquisition vessel. This is a rogue trader vessel playing at being part of the inquisition to some unknown goal.
Smug Aeldari personality that is basically just Kerillian but mon-keigh instead of lumberfoot.
>>569324043Same.Same.I also have this.
>>569321160>emulate accent badAre you aware what acting is?
>>569325085There is an ocean of difference between asking a basketball american to do a bri'ish accent VS asking them to do a nigerian accent.
>>569325085Not even him but do you think that makes>it's like an asian being raised in california and someone says "oh say it like a chinaman! go "oh u rike flied lice?" hahaha!"inoffensive? it's just asking him to act after all
Is there a non-retarded scoreboard mod? Just trash/special/elite kills.
>>569324818>This is not an inquisition vessel. This is a rogue trader vessel playing at being part of the inquisition to some unknown goal. It’s a rogue trader vessel under the requisition of an inquisitor until we’re told/shown otherwise.
hi a.a
>>569325276you're meant to refine the scoreboard yourself, they're configurablethe only reason all of the scoreboards posted here look so bloated is because none of these retards take the time to turn off all the pointless stats>>569325514you struggled with your literature classes in school, didn't you
>>569325276You can edit it with settings to be reasonable. You can remove most of the stupid shit with ingame mod options
>>569325746Not an argument.
show me ONE cosmetic you like and think is good
>>569326140No.
>>569326140I like the coat for arbeetus
>>569324893
>>569324604Yeah except daddy GW still holds final say and they hate xenos, so gl with that
>>569326391>ogryn main>ripper>clearly has like 2000 hoursthis image radiates an insufferable auraif placed in the same room as this individual I'm fairly certain I'd beat him to death on instinct
>>569325220>>569325242Nothing is offensive.It could be bad taste or not well done at most?Pointless arguments about merit maybe.Everything beyond is just retarded power games for people that want to feel important for once.
>>569326140I like the inquisitor outfit for Zealot, at least the pants+chest. The hat looks kinda shit on my character, but I think it's more 'cause of her manjaw.
>join h25 full of 40's >psyker goes down 20+ times and dies 9 times alonefucking beautiful
Are Arbitrators the Kerillians of Darktide?
>>569326613I've been to jail and I'm fairly certain if you got placed in the same room with any of the cellies you'd get your ass beaten.
>>569326737>Nothing is offensive.when your mom dies I'm going to teabag her in the casket and cum on her bony fingers
>>569325085Faking accent is more of vocal range rather than acting. The acting part is well also dependent on voice director and the writing. I like both Loner psykers personality, but male voice is too shrill for long time hearing. Female authoritan falls flat on both voice and personality, worse than male Outlaw imo somehow.
>>569327052There's no friendly fire in DT so no one can ever be the "elf" of DT
>>569327095I don't think admitting you're a felon was worth it for this comeback.
>>569323240Considering that the in-game event for when Skitarii releases will probably be expeditions. That sucks
>>569327248>beware yon barrel
>>569326140I like the tricorn hats for zealot
>>569327265So? Is your grandma gonna be mortified to find you've been talking to a *gasp* CRIMINAL?
>>569327510No, I just think it further completes the assessment of you being a garbage human being.
Fucking finally, I wanted to buy the enforcer set but was missing some aquilas, why did the last stage take so long anyways?
>>569327248Well one of the defining traits of elf players is playing an overperforming class and then holding it against others when they do worse than you, or become passive aggressive when someone performs better than you.
>>569327821Never got into Vermintide so it's like psyker then? Got a mate who got into playing flamestaff on H40 and he won't shut the fuck up about scoring top of the scoreboard to the point that I don't even want play with him anymore.
>>569327095Kek, what for anon?
>>569328721It's Psyker if Psyker didn't have any of its existing shortcomings.
>>569323086If you have a friend you can ask him to host auric expeditions and extract immediately in the first zone.
>>569327330>THAT BARREL'S GOING ->*someone is about to die sound queue*
>>569328756Child molestation
>>569329320Stfu shitposter, I asked him
>>569326140
>>569326140Vostroyan set slaps, black metal armour for zealot is also nice
>>569327095>felon>thinking its opinion on literally anything, even jail-related topics, is worth a second of an actual human's time
>>569328756Sexual exploitation of a minor.
>>569326140This set is 10/10
>>569330063>>569329463
>>569327409>>569326814>>569329498These are pretty cool agreed>>569327095>>569330063Anon…
>>569330504>Anon…Our resident shitposter is here rn, you can't take that seriously
>>569330736The rippertard's honest for the first time in his life and you're telling me to doubt him?
Reminder that the rippertard also claimed PBB is usable
>>569331025You really think a chomo who has been to prison is going to be that open about it? And then post about it twice? >>569330063>>569329320C'mon, anon. Use your brain
>>569326140this shotty skin and the knight ogryn.
>>569331193Yeah, I really think the rippertard's a child molester.
>>569331315Okay shitposter-kun, sure
>>569331251Can you post the ogryn?
>>569331176The rippertard is also the anti-sob tranny btw
Samefagging just to falseflag is extra sad
>>569331793
>>569332140The rippertard is also the guy who claimed frag grenades can kill crushers without uncanny
>>569332140The ripptard is apparently the same guy who claimed that it's impossible for fatshark to implement status effects in an interesting way
>>569332164The ogryn needs a big ass sword.>but muh lore says he can only have literal garbageI don't care.
>>569332962>apparentlyY'all got any actual evidence yo back any of this up or we just bored and being nuisances?
>>569332140The rippertard uses a wound curio with every build.
>>569331025It was actually for armed robbery.
>>569332990>cool thing about ogryn is that he's a low-finesse, high brutality extremely big human/ogre hybrid kind of guy>let's give him a greatsword I just don't think it's cool. It has to either be military/guard themed like his guns, knives and shovels or be very brutalistic implements
The rippertard allegedly just called me a nuisance.
>>569332990Sounds kinda lame tbqh, I much prefer when ogryn weapons are just industrial shit he's lugging around. Also there's no ogryn-sized sword STC in lore
>>569333169The rippertard is the same guy who claimed that arbites dog is good
can you and rippertard just get married already
>>569333169The rippertard is a LW shock mine crutchlet.
earn my 300 aquilas faster, dogslast I logged in you were only at like 91 millionpick up the pace, I want to see 100 million by tomorrow
>>569333502I've never seen the shitposter so starved for attention. Just a reminder to the thread that trolling is technically only allowed on /b/
>>569334379the rippertard is annoucning his reports
>>569331957But pro sobs are supposed to be the trannies I thought?>>569333272Agreed most swords would probably break under an ogryn’s strength too unless it was custom made for them
we don't cotton to rippertards 'round these parts
am I supposed to be excited for Skitari
Rippertard isn't even excited about the new class.
>>569333272>give Ogryn huge piece of flatish, sharpened steel>call it a swordAll you'd need to do. No, you don't need finesse when you're swinging a 200 pound slab of vaguely sharpened metal
beholdan ogryn sword
>>569335703I'd love if he got a big sharpened rotor or something like that. Or some big other blade-like implement that would be a reasonable tool in a hive city. I just wouldn't want it to be an actual sharp greatsword like what you'd see on a space marine, I think it's thematically unfitting and there's nothing like that in the lore anywayalso in general I'd love to see ogryn swing any sort of power tool around, killing shit with a circular saw, powerdrill, even something stupid like a jackhammer would be far more unique and thematically sound. I know people love swords but man every fucking class in every game in every setting has swords, but when have you ever killed shit with a mining drill or buzzsaw in a game that isn't a total meme mechanically
>>569335703>this weapon was far too large to rightfully be called a sword>it was larger, thicker, heavier and cruder than any normal blade>by all accounts it was no more than a hulking mass of iron
>>569336261Have you played dead space?
>>569336063Uglee go get your junk sword fetish fulfilled with MonHun>>569336261Correct opinion
any coopg approved lasgun builds for vet?and an executioner's stance build too? doesn't have to be also lasgun
>>569336261Aren’t there already Ogryns apart of hill breaching teams that are armed with giant saws? I personally think we need something more like the mace fist
>>569337581uninstall wizard
>>569337784would be absolutely kino, especially if it plays like vt2 dual hammers
