Previous: >>569304843>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
FUCK YOU
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hot rice
>>569322538>>569322569>reverse search>OG post from reddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1tvxq3c/my_mejiro_mcqueen_cosplay/time to stalk, then
KAHBY
>>569322990based, have fun
>>569322990I am going to talk and rape you for posting Chrono
>>569322990>usernames advertise herself as a "lolita"anime leads to degeneracy.
join autis/uma/... now... for a club with dacchis, who love eachother and are ready for their 30th and final dacchi to join our A/A+ rank clubjust dont flatline!apply here or in game with /uma/ in your bio
>>569323363lort I'm comin
>>569323293
any plans for the weekend?
>>569323610I'm gonna take a fat shit, get a Philly cheesesteak, and suffer in the CM.
>>569323610
sexy orfe
>>569323476KINO.....
One beautiful uma coming right up
okay question to those who helped me earlier, or anyone really. do I really need wit bobo? need 2 pwr to get enough stam and her card is too shit, think early lead might be enough?? pama also comes with it
>>569323610I will be fucking my Tenga Mirako as always and trying to break my record of 9 nuts inside of it, last time my cock just wouldn't reharden even tho I took a lot of supplements and drugs
>>569323610i'm going to restart working out/weight training and get jacked (again).(prolly not)
Yae
laisu
HOW IS IT STILL LEAGUE SELECTION START THE RACISTS ALREADY
>>569323836teiobro.....
>>569323610Furiously masturbate to macqueen lewds
Trainer-san... Matikanetannhauser, Nice Nature, and Ikuno Dictus are planning to confess to you. What do you do? Twin Turbo is also "confessing" but she's just admitting she wants to beat Teio in a race. Again.
>>569323538Chrono after she gives me fellatio and I'm trying to convince her to swallow
>>569323914rape Taabo of course
>>569323610It's only Wednesday
>>569323897I'm not really a teiobro as I work out to keep my testosterone levels in check so my cum loads are powerful
>here's your 2 speed 1 power 3 wit run bwo FineMo fucking sucks as a wit card holy fucking FUCKING SHIT FUCK
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.Are (You) someone who>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs>plays in Open League>a place for Open discussion>into spreadsheet autismthen ExcelUma (4/30) is the club for (You)there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknownplease reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.Club ID588536995
>>569323916Mejiro Succubus................
>>569322227https://x.com/chocoloIita
>>569324079Should have rolled for Curren Chang
>>569323610idk watch game awards with the homies and not get excited for any new games coming out>>569323835you will have to compensate for being behind at the start of every race with enough midrace to overtake the person that actually used the bourbon card, shitty as it is. It's not impossible, but you're really just making it harder on yourself. If you had a stronger second power card that actually does something for fronts then it could def work, but without it it's rough. You can maybe try borrowing Helios power and replacing ntr wit with tachyon, though with no wit growth youre going to need quite the highroll to reach the stats youre looking for
>>569324135i don't want to lose my virginity
>>569324094Let's be honest you don't have to keep posting this, nobody is joining a 4 member club the 10th time it's shilled. Maybe you get like 1 person, but it won't change your rank for this month. Wait for GL when some MANT quitters come back.
Wall of Shame status?
>>569324079Seiun Boxing
Who is the Sol Invictus of Umamusume?
>>569324131thanks
>>569323610trying to learn Godot so I can start making some games
>>569324268I want to be punched in the face by Seiun Sky
>>569324196have a 1lb helios if that works
>>569323835welfare bourbon is mediocre at production but TTL is quite important. you should be taking bourbon as your secondary wit and just borrowing a much better card than welfare marvelous cause that thing is absolute fucking trash.
ayabe magic trick
>>569323914remind nature we're already married, she should stop doubting it, and that she should've told the othersthen lift up turbo
>>569324337Are you literally me?What approach are you taking? Kinda lost after trying to make a Mario clone and realizing I don't like platformers that much, so looking for a more focused work plam
>>569324420I can also just try this and see how it goes...really want capped wit
>>569324079it's all about luck bwoI didn't proc Groundwork in 3 runs kill me
>>569323835>do I really need wit bobo?Unless your VBourbon with built in Escape Artist + Mid-race unique + Groundwork the drop in mid-race is not something one would want most likely no I asked earlier but you really aren't going to ever use [REDACTED] again?
>>569324445I don't get it
Kiss the Princess!
>>569313691You're welcome bwo even tho those aren't really italian...>>569313583Nyo, I wish! I'm jelly of that mambo plushie...>>569321403That's pretty neat though, would love to go myselfUnderstandable, sometimes I just do a bunch of random runs and see what sticks tooBig fan of the design honestly... Her and Helios are great, I hope I get spooked by Palmer at some point
SEX WITH MILF UMAS
>>569324445I've got a similar oneYou leave me with Ayabe behind a sheet and you'll find us and a couple babies
>>569323916I NEED to have sex with Ardan's tits
>>569323610play games and be a disappointment for my family
>>569324094get some randos in the club first as filler it will be way easier to recruit when your club has 15 membersthen you can just kick them anytime
how come so many ends get to have built-in spurt but only one front has built-in groundwork
>>569324642Oguri Cucked ..
>>569324343I think you just gotta pray for the stam highroll and be willing to buy an anklet or two and press stam if your high TE cards land on it during summer
>>569324734Groundwork works on every raceSpurt works in 1/3 of the racesIs that shrimple
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!>>569323363Good luck getting that last member, fellow 29/30 bro
>>569324642
I need to FUCK a zoomer.
>>569324704Impregnating Ardan and Ardanposters
>>569324902zoomer (born in the 80s/90s)
>>569324902zoomettes are approaching their 30s, anon. what you're looking for are alphettes.
>>569324923are Ardan posters biofems?
>>569324827>>569323363how did umaco fill out their roster before these two
>tfw can’t post my comm on x because of a retarded shadowban
I really like you all, that's all.
>>569325048Huh? No, 30s are millennials. Zoomers are still pretty new...
>>569325105make a new account
>>569325048There are currently no members of Generation Alpha over the age of 18.
>>569325103Uma&Co is actually consistently A+ & doesn't have a shameful weasel of a Dancho
>>569325114Same. Wuv u too anon. Full on homo.
>>569325103uma&co has the only S-tier name of the general.
>>569325249yeah instead they have a retard-enabling danchou
>>569325103uma&co dancho is selling her umanko for the top earners
>>569324489just learning about scenes and stuff, I'm also doing a 3d mario clone as a first game but it's a private project for learningmy real project is a 3d action rpg kinda like KH2 but faster but it's still barebones
>>569324816wait really?
>>569325332So does /uma/Club and almost everyone stills wants to join thereThat anon is right, numbers will always talk louder
>>569325236Sex with Ardan inside of that car
>>569325103>Best club name>Consistent A+ for 10 months>Most fun posters come from there>Club chat is drama free and is helpful>Danchou is a great person and will never betray youGeeeh I wonder how a strong club filled 30/30
>>569325103Umanko IS a funny name
>>569324816i actually took spurt once with the sole intention of it boosting my emperors+baracole procs and it worked really well. i wondered if i had stumbled upon some secret tech or something.
>>569324642>>569324874Kitahara is so lucky
Stego cute.
>>569325252
>>569325534Kitahara only fucks humans.
>>569324079this fucking Mile S + FL run is deadcan i return FineMo and get my 30k back
>>569325103autis/uma/ is shaky and people are unsure of if it's going to implode soon, because they didn't lose a random anon, they lost their danchou (literally abandoned them for /uma/club)Rare Brick is even less trustworthy. They lost someone because the danchou kicked them to entertain the thread, despite them being a top fan earner. Changing the club name all the time isn't good for trust either but that's more petty.
>>569325541
>/uma/club>mambo>umanko>umadashwe kneel
>>569325541>>569325634You will never be a woman
>>569325634
can you club drama faggots shut the fuck up already holy shit play the fucking game
what a surprise. the thread fucking sucks
>>569324902
>>569325626>abandoned them for /uma/clubNot what happenedDanchou was quitting the game and /uma/club offered him their empty spot with a reduced quota with no other strings attached for the month insteadDon't blame the club for danCHUD being a pussy
>>569325332Think what you want about V he produces numbers & helps out the clubUmacocho understands thats more important than losers on the thread whining
>>569325880yeah he sure does know how to turn on sweepy
>>569325848that's....the same thing
>>569325797stop complaining and do anything else
>NTR OP>club drama posting >stegofag spamamazing thread as always
Aie...
>>569325825>ringlight reflections at the beach
>>569325941>same thing happens in non ntr threads and he thinks it's basedI wonder who is shitting the threads
>>569322538>https://poal.me/qnrm7rAre you redy for the upcoming cm cuz I sure am not
>>569325626Rare Brickcho is a gullible retard, but it was pretty obvious he didn't do it to "entertain the thread"
>>569325936your thread blows cock and it's a product of your toxicity
>>569323610I just had a weekend wtf do you mean plans for this one
>>569325941Really wish the staygoldtranny would become part of the 40% already
>>569325909>>569325941>>569325797I thought you said you would not come here >>569324879Just when I thought we would be free of your schizo antics
>>569325848>Not what happened, he just abandoned his club with no quota for another club with no quota that gives better rewards
>NA hours>Shit threadAs always the worst hours even queuing for CMs
jiggie desu wa
>>569326065no one is being toxic except for you schizos...
>>569326000she gives me only 100 seconds to flirt with other girls or 100 seconds to stop giving her attention?
>>569326001She's a zoomie she 100% brought one to the beach
>>569325909If it was that easy why did Autisuma fall to A & why is Rare Brick also about to?
>>569326150are you retarded
>>569326001the sun is a ring
>>569326059he made like 5 posts saying shit about how if he sees more anonymous shitposts he'll swing the banhammer, and he goes back on what he says with things like "the thread had no influence on my choice" followed by "but the thread told me to do it!". if the intent wasn't to entertain the thread, I don't know what it actually was.
>>569325917No it isn'tThe way you put it carries the implication that there was something wrong with the club that made him quitHe just couldn't handle MANTThe club is fineAutis/uma/ doesn't need him
>>569322538B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll cast a magic spell to ensure you get Sweep within your next 30pulls.
>club is thinking of dropping low performerswhats that? you want me to run more than 1 career in MANT? yada!
>>569326129Oh? So (((they)))'re going to put people in the meat grinder now? Like we put umamusume in the meat grinder for glue?
>engaging with the schizosRetards
>>569326207are you?>>569326323my bad
>>569326114>everyone who doesn't like me is the same person that's what an actual schizoid would say bro
>>569326350retard
>>569326224fuck off melina
>>569326174autis/uma/ isn't full of cheaters and SEA losers, they have integrity. Rare Brick probably doesn't have anyone smart enough to use sweepy.
>>569326234uh huhbut he can handle MANT in another club just fine lmao
>2 hours since Sweepy release>nobody posted their pulls
>>569326153100 seconds before Umas get put in ovens.
>>569326240If you make it to A do you have to rename to Asashi
>>569326174Rare Brick is #166 according to uma.moe
>>569326416bwo?
Fine here is a jiggie I have been itching to dohttps://jiggie.fun/umankohttps://jiggie.fun/umankohttps://jiggie.fun/umanko
>>569326240are you at 29/30 too?
>been stalling getting food for 3 hourswhoops...
I miss himnot really, I just like to say I do
>>569326505>no boobawhy
>>569326410How well he does while burnt out is /uma/clubs problem now, not Autis/uma/s.
>>569326416How's tomorrow treating us, John Titor?
there should be an /uma/ official discord that's entirely empty except for a voice channel where retards and schizos can argue.
>sweep is another ENDI HATE THE END AGENDA
>>569326579Fuck off Umama
>>569326742>voice channelwhat are you, gay?
>>569326350>my badAhhhI really don't understand why you prefer this thread to [REDACTED] when people like these post...
tracen more like trapecen
>>569326826yea
Tracen is a portmanteau of Training Center.
>>569326826it's 2026, anon, if you're not at least bi then you're being left behind.
>>569326820I love it when Stego calls me weird.
AAIIEEEEEE
>>569326827Every thread regardless of OP image is like this
the only real drama here is /uma/club and uma&co hosting thread parasites Umama and V respectively. >they earn fansso that justifies how much they shit up the thread?>its just bantersame bullshit banter going for MONTHS nowIdgaf if they get kicked or not but can't their danchos just tell them to reel it in? Keep it to themselves ot something.
>>569327115agnesus
>>569327115Staygoldtranny is worse because he doesn't play global and still shits up the thread as if anyone cares about his no name whore
>>569327115SENSIBLE ANON GET DOWN
>>569327056That just makes it more confusing!!!AhhhIt's just such sorrowful newsA terrible day for rain...
>Brickcho kicked a member because the thread told him to and now everyone hates him>Uma&Cocho kept the NTRfag when the thread told him to kick him and now no one cares anymore Uma&Co bros stay winning...
ayabby!
>>569327115Top earners have more leeway unfortunately
I want to fuck grandma's feet
>>569327352you don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>569327115>so that justifies how much they shit up the thread?YesPut up or shut up Reddit Tachyon secondary bwo
If the 3 anons in Exceluma or whatever its called just left we could fill in the empty spots in the other clubs
>>569326957Anon, that's a child.
>>569326932this. even 4chan isn't straight anymore, just glance at /b/ or /gif/ and see the floods of tranny porn, cuck porn, gay porn, ect.
TEYANDEI
>>569327115Rarebricked danchou kicking Totopo really has done insufferable damage to the threads. Now everyone thinks all clubs should prohibit any kind of shitposting in 4chan from members caught shitposting.
>witgod has fuckall to say about late surgers for Cancer because he thinks they are that fucking weakoh my god is it really that badi was gonna go 2 late aces and XOg, front training fucking sucks and i only have Seiun anyway
>>569327450>anon openly advocating for the genocide of an infant clubchrist.
>>569327115UMANGUS
>>569326552Haha I wish.You damn A clubs need to hurry up and fill up already so that I dont have to compete against you anymore.I'm gonna have to just start excepting randos at this point.
>>569327450That club doesnt make sense to me, its a discord club right?
>>569327398ayabby love
>>569327352>kick someone innocent>people hate you>refuse to kick someone actively ruining the general>people hate youit is not complicated
>>569327557Both MPB and Pump workJust find space for Marvelous and dodge the Agemasen
>>569327532nah, shitposting is fine, it's day in and out nonstop thread ruining bullshit that should be punished. V is a known doxxer and OP vandal and saboteur of the general as a whole.
>>569327587most of my recruits are randoms
>>569327764wrong
>>569327557not a lot of specifics to lates, it's the same thing as always.
>>569327115>reddit Tachyon >reddit takeLike clockwork
>>569327406granny's smelly feet
>>569327587what are you at and what is your last month rank/current rank within B+? if it's B+ but at 30/30 it'll be A for sure" that's good to tell people if you want recruits
>>569327802Then you are not a fucking /uma/ club idiot
Is MANT over yet?Trying to get back into the game.
>>569327802Rare Brick moment
>>569327964
>>569327964come back during grand masters
>>569327557You werent paying enough attention.He said that Ryan and Dober can still win if they hit their ults. Thats more than he said about Ends or non-XOguri Pace Chasers.
>>569327964>reddit tachyonLeave, and no.
Im just going to watch the NBA finals instead of looking at this shit thread. Everyone ITT will be rooting for the Knicks right?
>>569328052New Yorkers do not deserve anything good to happen to them
>complainers are THIS small!
>>569328217Keep proving how terrible of a person you are
>>569328052that lanky french fuck is going to bully KAT and close down the paint. the spurs are the better shooting team right now.knicks in 6.
Would you consider furioso and her trainer childhood friends or did they not meet early enough for that?I mean she doesnt live in the dorms and spends all her time at her trainers apartment both before and after coming to tracen...Her and her trainer should just get married with how much time they spend with eachother.
What is she plotting?
>>569327964over soon, come back in like 2 weeks to get prepped up for the next big banner
kingu love
>>569328268How to convince her trainer (me) to dress up in baby clothing after she destroys the next race
>>569328268Staying...Speedily!
>>569328260How many kids should they have?
>>569328023>>569328024>>569328339Finally its over, I want to go back to comfy farming again.
>>569328443I mean the answer is enough kids to keep the funabashi umamusume racing scene alive for the forseeable future?
digging into McQueen's dignified anus
>>569328674nooooo don't do that.....>>>>>>>>>>>dignified
>>569328217I was in the pool!!!!
Please give me a loose hair Stego alt, Cygames, and I will give you a lot of money.
A reminder to help your Umausumes stretch ALL parts of their bodies
Name an uma
>>569328769oh....ok!!
I will say Happy Birthday for No Reason.
>>569328774chevachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii>>569328912gold schizo
McQueen sitting on my face
>>569328818I hadn’t noticed before, but it looks like Nishino Flower has her tail wrapped around her trainer’s arm
>>569328217>>569328938Kita smothering my small thing between her big boobs...
What an awful thread, this was a mistake. Goodnight!
>>569328952No Reason is the best reason!
>>569329065Thats because it is.
>>569329082my oh my
>Danchud is a treacherous leech that left autis/uma/ for better rewards!>autis/uma/ is now a bad club because the treacherous leech danchud left them!Am I missing the point or the schizos can't make up their mind? If he left, then this is a good thing for the club, right?
>>569329095See ya, the thread is infinitely better without you here!
>>569329140that's hot
>>569329152/uma/ club is hating on everyone and wants every A+ club to fail so they remain as the top bitch
>>569329152nyes, but people want club drama however they can
>>569329290Buena leaves little marks on her onii-chan’s neck every night
>>569329152Literally nobody said autis/uma/ is a bad club, it's just unclear if they have the leadership to not implode now that they lost their leader.
>my aces job in every lobby>loosely estimated team-wide win rate is 15%louder tracen cheer was a fucking gaslight.fuck fronts.fuck piggies.and, most importantly, fuck lolis.
I don't have the receipts but here's a summary in chronological order>autis/uma/ dancho burns out>/uma/club dancho will give him a spot as a send off cause 'you seem like a cool guy' (>quits club on reset day>peaceful resolution>accepts invitation to /uma/club retirement home>some shitposter posts his profile >you are herethe veracity of this information may or may not be correct but feel free to make it more outlandish and exaggerate as you want
>>569329517we're holding strong, bwo. we just gotta make it to gl next month and it'll be our time to shine in the sun once again
>>569329325m-mommy..
>>569329143Succubus..
>>569329619You forgot the part where /uma/club refused an anon's application because 50m monthly isn't enough for them, meanwhile autis/uma/ ex-danchou only makes around 30m
>>569329290>1%
Just woke up and my hair is so sweaty it wants to run VBobo and SMaru on CM.
So is /uma/club actually full now? I thought autis/uma/ danchou was just passing by...
>>569330069Good one nonny
odds i start working on the completionist title for my oshievens i keep looping for better parents with uma stan
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>569326932This is bait but I'll biteLeft behind on what? The latest and most hip STDs? Kissing men?
>>569329935You forgot the part where aforementioned 50M guy ruined Danchou Cup and is now on the blacklist
>>569328260>Would you consider furioso and her trainer childhood friendsi dunno anon if childhood friend is applicable butthough they do both share the same hometownboth share the same love of said hometownbecame trainer and trainee in said hometownalways hang out with eachother day and night both at trainers apartment and out in townboth transferred to tracen together after akikawa scouted furioso for the school(trainer had to take the central exam three times for this while furioso waited for him to pass to have him become her trainer again (she helped him study by sneaking him books from tracens library))and both went back to their hometown together after her careeri do agree they should just get married though, their relationship is cute especially when furioso outright said to her dense ass trainers face straight up confession style that she cares about him outside of their contract as trainer and trainee AND outside of their mutual love of Funabashi
437 million fan paypiggy looking for club. Trainer ID: 782582159844
>>569330284do you even like stinko anon?
>>569330338You forgot the part where /uma/club clearly stated it was because his the numbers were not enough
>>569330334on human evolution. you're the equivalent of the chimpanzee if you're still straight.
Flat umas erotic
>>5693282688 hour googoo baby session
>>569330571Anal is gross and men are uglyAlso they can't get pregnant
>>569330571Got it, so the latest cocktail of STDsI'll stay behind as a chimp
>>569330675yet.
>>569330582which one is our flattest uma?
>>569329447yeah, mine>>569330012i dont speak schizo
>>569329619Guess what, it's just /uma/ schizos shitstirring as usual. I'm in autis/uma/ and we were sad that danchou left, but that's it. No one in the club is even talking about it anymore, I guess most of us don't really have any hard feelings about it. Ryanfag and Cafefag are cool guys and they're really trying to keep the ball rolling. >>569326675 said it all already.
I've been here since day 1...
>>569330727in your dreams, homodefinitely not in your lifetime
>>569330582But also cute.
>>569329619this is 100% correct minus some details that make it even more of a nothingburger but shitflingers will try to twist it into some drama because they have nothing better to do>>569329935/uma/club was still trying to recruit someone that wanted to play enough for the rank and would stay. after a few days they take anyone at any rank just to give them a boost of carats and try to recruit next month. in fact if you go back and look at the conversation i'm not even sure the /uma/club danchou knew he was talking to the ex-autis one until he joined
>>569330582
>>569330820Dream Journey. Sexxxxx
>>569329619the important extra bit is that he did not tell his club members he was going to /uma/club and they found out from the thread screenshots. would have gone better if it didn't look like a betrayal.
>>569330450invited, bwo
>>569330820Global? Nishino Flower with a 67 cm bustFuture? Dream Journey dethrones her with an even more impressive 66 cm bust
>>569331139But will the model portray it accuratelyMarvelous model is larger than the listed numbers
>>569331023>>569331139wildwe are approaching concave levels of flatness
>>569331038Oh beautiful Palmer... I wish I hadn't skipped
>>569331039Reddit tier faggotryWho cares what your anonymous brethren are doing, do you need a gay blogpost for every danchou and minor celebrity in hereYou're the reason why our avatarfags thrive in here
>>569331392clubs are literally all about nakama, it is not anonymous.
>>569331038less than a big thinkmedium think
THERE ARE STILL 5 DAYS UNTIL DEBUT.WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU COMPLETED THE CHAIN? YOU STUPID NIGGER GAME
>>569331139>Dream Journey dethrones her with an even more impressive 66 cm bustDelicious
>>569330582I can fix her. still can't believe her story actually has you helping her gain weight, as an architect I was very pleased
Sorry bros looks like my run stole your bioweapon
>>569331494Isn't speed star a gaslight skill
>>569330582I want to lift her tail and smack her bony butt
sex
>>569331603depends on the track
>>569331039The former autisdanchou was never a strong communicator
>>569331647this is part of my job
>>569331647
>>569331647no, that's a medical procedure, you dumb coombrain
>>569331817Pretty
>>569331647We do not speak of what happened to trainer while in hokkaido after sped chuds career.
>>569331817musume
>>569331817>>569331714>>569331647This is grim. Im finishing Suzuka today. Is commander spe a free alt unit or a skin. Im really confused
>>569331817Friday
her blow game must be insane
>>569329619I still think it was my fault for encouraging danchou >>569238469
>>569330582>>569330982sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
why does /uma/ like the umas umama avatarfags as more when he avatarfags but they hate Topro because V avatarfags her?
>>569332027Skins are different units in this gameThe free Supreme Racist won't also get you the original chud for free
>>569332208SO YOU'RE THE MAIN REASON HE DECIDED TO UNQUIT
>>569332208bastard, I could have used that /uma/club spot, I need the cash
>>569332306Umama is a teasing twinkie & the boys can't get enough of him
>>569322990>>569324131>>569322172>cut marks on thighsMenhera desu no
>>569330450Invite sent!
>>569332189Its "fun facts" like these that all but assure the devs want you to make porn of umas despite the company policy.
>>569332208It's just funny how you were sure it was him and you were spot on
>>569323835I'm starting to really doubt it. Her stat output is so damn low and she ghosts the event chain so often that I did some testing on umalator and TTL tested worse than 200 extra wit, which I think is a reasonable estimate for how much stat loss you get by running her over NN or CB.
The creation of Taiki Shuttle is mankind's single greatest achievement.
>>569332556>crit perception>inspiration on ally>ally betrays you turn after
I'm going to make some oguri crepes
>>569332385>>569332453>>569332556I was half serious that it was fine for him to do, and half joking with my post. I think everyone would have agreed with me if they also saw the post and figured out it was him.
howa
>>569332860Mejiro Bright is a Stayer
>>569323835TTL and groundwork are mandatory. PP + DD are just nice to have. If you lack any of the above you will lose to a front runner that has them. Anything but the best for fronts is cope. Not trying to be an asshole, it's unfortunately just how that running style is
It's been almost a week.How do you feel about Inari One?
Hey anons, I asked earlier about tachyon card and many of you helped me decide to pull since I got no other SSR for speed besides kita. But I want to ask if my card pull plan considering I plan to main Ends and then Paces as second is okay.Considering I will try pull the scenario tax to minimum usable every time it's necessary...>Tachyon speed + light hello >Mr CB + Super creek>Ramonu wit>El condor pasa speedNow I'm not sure if I should pull in Duramente speed and or Mcqueen wit or I can just borrow>Orfevre Guts>Narita Taishin witAgain unsure if I should pull in SIL speed or wat for Almond Eye...Am I missing something super important for ends and paces here anons? I feel this should give me a lot of wiggle room for whatever I want to borrow
>>569332968Ult is super inconsistent since you need to activate a duel, but she obliterates lobbies when she hits it
>literally nothing club dramaOr maybe it is something I can't tell. Wake me up when another cuma happens
>>569332968i feel that she has fluffy hair and juicy titsi wish to feel both
Is training Sky with B mile bad?
>Game 1 >Brunson is kill>French alien wonIm still not going to do my MANT runs fuck you. Im going to just lift and bike.
Not sure how skill buying will pan out but I think I'm done with building Inari One. I capped speed, S'd power and wit, and just barely snagged enough guts to >601 in finals for the optimization, got uma stan.I wasn't paying attention to chains tho. I hope Kitasan and CB finished their chains. Even if they don't finish I gotta set my sights elsewhere till the rest of the team is at least equal.
>>569332968yet another banger of a cutie for us endchads. we can't keep getting away with it.
>>569333054skip flowerskip SiLmaybe even tamamo shit got mogged by finemo power
>>569332839It was just a drama blown out of proportion anyway. Some probably felt betrayed but some probably doesn't mind.
>>569332716>>569332930perfect timing just finished this run2 speed 1 pwr 3 witlowrolled wit so def doable...even if sus stam since she has a recovery
>https://x.com/gematsu/status/2062339418468258155Are you fags excited for VIDEO GAMES and IDOLMASTER!?
>>569332839kek it's fine. i'm glad he's still playing the game and so is everyone that liked him, plus if he rekindles his love for the game he's right where he belongs anyway>>569332453you baka, they always take a refugee after a while its just not advertised because they'd rather get a true member
>>569333340Sir this is an Uma Musume thread.
>>569333054duramente speed is probably not worth it unless you are a late player who can use dia wit from the same banner, and you'd also likely skip pasa (only sparking mei satake) for it
>>569333357I hope ryananon goes evil because a known anon being a danchou and still being cool is gonna be sad for me as a conspiracy theorist
How it's going
>>569332929Well, you can tell by the way I use my walkI'm a racetrack's uma no time to talkMusic loud and turf warm, I've been kicked aroundSince I was bornAnd now it's all right, it's okayAnd you may look the other wayBut we can try to understandThe Keiba Eight's effect on umadacchiWhether you're a uma or whether you're a trainerYou're stayin' alive, stayin' aliveFeel the racetrack breakin' and everybody shakin'And we're stayin' alive, stayin' aliveAh, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' aliveAh, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Been a while since I ramen posted but I've just been making the same bowl pretty much every time. But a few days ago I was craving a shoyu style broth but didn't have any chicken broth to use as a base so I haven't made any. However today I remembered I have some better than boullion so I gave that a shot. Turned out alright, though I didn't add enough tare and had to splash in onions sauce at the end.
>>569333403>He wasn't here last night when we were having FUN without a single schizo around>>569333282That makes the dickus biggus
>>569333282i want her to bite me
>>569333424>you'd also likely skip pasawait isn't pasa supposed to be THE next speed card??
>>569333474Going alright.Sex with Eishin
>>569333474Undress, now.
>>569333503>plastic cutting boardpeak SEA
>>569333503Was pretty good with just the noodles
>>569333054desu that's pretty nice, you should already have some passable cards hopefully like the recent event ssr speed card for ends, the laptop bitch that doto sold out. you even have room to pull some umas between ramonu and pasa. uma dupes do matter past a certain point since it does end up being free stats and better ults.
Stego so so cute.
>>569333551for most players yeah, but in particular for late/end players using pokke and duramente instead is viable
>>569333503>>569333634I want that broth, for my meat.
>>569333634Assembled. Undershot the egg so I had to scoop out some yolk.>>569333616I've been bullied enough about the cutting board and I'm immune now
>>569333503bro I can see your face in the reflection of the soup...
>>569333472you could always become a miserable sack of shit and take the schizo pill and just pick a danchou at random, last i saw they were making things up about umadash danchou being a shitposter so that may be the hot new trend
>>569333213Anybwo know...
>>569333503When are you going to try and make your own broth from bones and stuff? Haven't made one myself but curious about it
>>569333686No one fucking cares you mentally ill tranny. You will never be a woman
>>569333213For 15? Obviously not ideal, but you can cope with it
>>569333772>>569333634Air Fryer spotted
>>569333910I ain't never heard anything bad about umadash danchou. the bad eggs are the terrorist protector, and the few flavors of club member betrayers.
>>569332968Nothing because I've been dead inside since 2014
>>569333914It's not great but it's not as bad as training other Fronts with Mile B
What a fucking slut, holy shit
>>569333996The air fryer+rice cooker community is the only community worth being part of
>>569334092FYCJ YIu
>>569334117YEPPERS
>>569333482me at the club
>>569333914less mile spark = more clocksmore clocks = more glueup to your risk appetite bwoski
>>569332968my feeling for her is my default feeling for Umamusume characters: weak, vague positivity
>>569333657I plan to pull tosho, ruby and inari alt... but I saved 4 crystals for ramonu so its like if I dont have to pull at all, I'm sitting at 110.000 carats because I have been saving since this year is gonna be brutal on me but I trust saving got me ready for this, after ramonu I can take it easier>>569333754it's kinda hard to see what makes poke gold better than just old trusty prof of curvature since I don't plan to invest too much in lates and the lates I like I will warp them to paces and ends
>still zero bansEdenGODS won
>>569334092Sex Wonder
Today is the last drama day because tomorrow will be CM talk... At least we had some really good drama this time
front running requires too much fucking sp so kinda forced to do this...will just settle for 3rd placethe opera is 2* medium and my seiun 3* so med s chances aren't the WORST....
I FUCKED UPNO
>>569333996>>569334117While I'm not a RC chad, I'm a AF extremist, so I every much agree with this message!>>569334283This as well.
>>569334250yeah since you want to play pace/end you should definitely get ECP and not worry about pokke or duramente
>>569333943Dunno, I maybe went a bit too overboard and bought like 4 cases of the tonkotsu broth from costco because I'm pretty sure it's not going to stick around. As long as I have it around, it's probably too convenient for me to spend a day making homemade tonkotsu myself. And same for making a chicken broth when this better than bouillon does the trick well enough.>>569333996It's great, think it's like at least 4 years old by now. I need a new one pretty bad, but I'm probably just gonna use this one until it dies first.
>>569333331You lost 5% speed by missing 601 601. That's definitely a bigger deal than missing TTL.
>>569333914B aptitude is enough if you have clocks to spare.
>any clubs open?>yeah this one apply to it>apply>>>
>>569334250>it's kinda hard to see what makes poke gold better than just old trusty prof of curvatureyou can skip poke, but for reference it's gonna matter a lot that we have much higher stat caps very soon, so running 3 or even 4 speed cards is not impossible to consider.
americans will say some shit like "why would i want a rice cooker, i can just cook rice on the stove" and then own a device that only exists to toast bread
>>569334403No Stam/Guts Threshold on CM15https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/hanshin#2200-turf
>>569334324Belieb in Palmer
>>569334475Anus Fujin
>>569334324Mile B is a non issue if you buy angling after debut and push 300 spd anyway
2 more days until Taiki card
>>569334008Against my will, I have a long and deep memory for this place.Both many good things and "bad" (read: shitpost material) things about every club.I will never post them because of one treasured memory I have:the abscence of petty behavior>>569334490TRVKE
>>5693343242 boys and a gyarui wanna fuck em all
>>569334490Rice ANTAGONIST would do this
>>569334489I see, I know they won't be the best but by then would kita + tachyon + El ne somewhat enough to keep up?
>>569334475well yeah we want the best of the applicants and we're waiting to see who else is applying.
>>569334552Cute
>>569334506>Training for CM15Don't talk to me or my wife's son again you filthy nolifer.
All my front runner parents and grandparents are selfcesting between Bourbon, Maruzensky, Seiun Sky and Kitasan. I should have rolled for Ines
What the fuck did witgod mean by this? You use thrones again in Grand Masters?
>>569334697yeppers, since the group card released late
>>569334697there's 1 CM where you can use throne specifically because the pal card for GM got delayed because cygames are retarded
>>569334682Your Suzuka gwo?Your Daiwa bwo?
>>569334623yeah realistically even with your huge savings I wouldn't call poke mandatory. you might slot in sr sweep tosho or an event ssr sometimes but she is genuinely not a bad card.
>>569334697throne is used in the brief period of time between the release of grand masters and when the scenario card was actually released. also you can use it in UAF. it's pretty good in UAF.
>>569334645What did you think they were training for with Mile F...?
>>569334697he literally posts in the pic for what CMs it can be usedfrom what anons said, the goddesses card was released with a delay so throne was a replacement until everyone got raped by it in Japan
>>569334761Too many long sparks for Suzuka. Daiwa is okay but too many aptitudes
>>569334740>>569334757>>569334784i will now pull for throne's assemblage since it is usable for 3 CMs
>>569334697A&E comes a month into that scenario, but you still want a pal/group card in the deck, and throne is the best of those that exist at that time when you're not getting the scenario bonus (like, it shits all over light hello).
>>569334873i'm not going to stop you
>>569334391Yeppers. Making one from a scratch sound and looks very troublesome. Though I heard if making one, they make it on a large quantity so they can just use it for their next batches, and something making it jelly-like state or freezing it.
I've been trying to make better aces and they're still shittier than the ones I made two weeks ago
>>569334913fuji after I came all over her cute face
>>569334514believing...!!!failed a 17% training that I needed...last borrow too but have a plan now at least haha....>>569334546ong? I've never lost with her in medium and long races because her unique is actually insane for career, can do tenno sho spring at 400 stam and kikukker sho at 300. insane stuffI'll take your advice and buy angling then because I've experienced the horrors of mile B once...>>569334603based nonny
>>569334848You can do fine with Long C for Suzuka it isn't that bad if you buy skills mid run or highroll speed
>>569334983I'm about to do that too
i don't cook rice, i hug her
>>569334475apply to autis/uma/ bwo... we haven't got you yet
Wife.
>>569334873Thanks, can you also share it and remove randoms when we need once your follower list inevitably fills up?
>>569333239+ Daring and RadiantDidn't get updrafters or mile or end corners, kinda hurts. Hopefully she'll perform. Onwards to Kingu
>>569335046me on the left
>>569335009>spoilerNyooo... There's always tomorrow at least...You will have better luck!
>>569334983
>>569334117I recently bought a rice cooker (rice turns out pretty nice) and I use my air fryer almost daily...
>Ramen anonDoes he live on a spaceship?
>>569335049Surely you mustve by now
WHALE GODS will save us and pull for the throne for me why should i do it?
who is nonnyis it a new lolcow we can make fun of
>>569335225>WHALE GODSit's the f2pgods who are making scripts for reroll bots
>>569335049I don't want to join a Ryan club bwo...
>>569335205whats your name, bwo? are you the guy with the flower featured uma?
>>569335247me, I'm nonny
>>569335247Nonny is german for faggot
>>569335158SURELY.........here have a cyclopsneed moreOH FUCJ I FORGOT TO RESPOND TO THE GUY WHO MADE THE ALMOND EYE ONE I JUST REMEMBERED I FORGOT TO REPLY TO HIM SHIT
>>569335247nonny is the new bwo (a word only trannies use)
i love palmer but my god is she cancer to train between her lack of mile aptitude and low starting speed
>>569335301Yea, that one exactly
>>569335294well now you're not welcome here.
>>569335336Holy based, I love the cyclopsThank you!
>>569335372my bad bwo, didn't see /uma/ in your bio, just didn't think
>>569331494but that's good you can glue the run before debut
>>569335486SNIFFFGYARUMA SPATS!!!
>>569335486
wa lajust like that, autis/uma/ is full again
Out of the three fictional characters ever created, Mayano Top Gun is two of them.
>no clocks to waste on a CM uma and don't feel like paying 50 carats for a run>can't improve TT team because I'm already pushing CM effort on the entire teamDanchou... gomen... I'm going to play mahjong or something
>>569335639dang, just missed my chance to get in. best of luck anons.
>>569335708Mating pressing you
>>569335640?
>>569335708why would you improve tt right before a new scenario
>>569335639>he didn't wait for Totopo's cooldownNo... We couldn't save him...
>>569326240>Join today and I'll cast a magic spell to ensure you get Sweep within your next 30pulls.581714576515
https://youtu.be/IR9YLJPNT_oDidn't know they upload English commentaries
I like Autis/uma/ new danchode it's gonna be a comfycoded club now
>>569335832Totopo needs to join Bricked and become their new Danchou
>>569334324>settle for 3rd placeMa-chan no...
>>569335967would be a nice bit of justice
>>569334324>Palmer copies Helios' personality>Seiun's pose
>>569335639ohnono brickfags our response?
>>569335732if you're totopo i'll leave the invite out in case someone leaves or flatlines, a space will open up tomorrow :)
>>569336203
>>569336274Ryanfag is going to do the classic former Mambodanchou move
I can't find the fucking cyclopsdid I dream of it??? I swear to god it got posted
I think... I friggin LOVE Daiwa Scarlet!!
>>569336274does it seem likely a space opens? I was going to join that one tonight when cd ended but there are other clubs so it's not a big deal if you don't think a space is opening.
>>569336394the other pages?
>>569323835Nice stats, can you post your schedule?
>>569336513i have a person who hasnt done a career in 5 days, when does your cd expire?
>>569336514
>>569336394Implying her parents werent all for her being flirty and alone together with her trainer at the onsen
>>569336514Don't expect one. It's AI art
>>569336513I thought you were in an almost S club
>>569336574Just over an hour>>569336686Yeah but I'd rather comfy desu, feels better to sometimes carry and sometimes chill on it than to have a grind even when there's no good event active. The rewards are did but not that different
hey
>>569336497I would say she raped him but he allowed it
Why is she such a stacy?
>>569336874>Just over an hourthen you'll have a spot open, bwo
>>569336889
>>569336889Hey
>>569336926No one would deny his cute trainee, esp not CB
>>569336889h-hey
>>569336989based, I'll be there then bwo.
>>569336556about this more or less, minimum 35-40 races depending on trainingssometimes I risk a 4 in early december, so you get to do 5 in a row with the protection of a new year rolling overnot afraid race in summer eitherI don't recommend having an agenda past junior because you want to check every training before racingI KNOW YOU DIDN'T ASK BUT I FEEL THE CONTEXT IS IMPORTANT
got everything except still at mile B award
Bricked is the only 29/30 soon
I legitimately thought that Dream Journey and Stay Gold were the same character for a while lolFucking generic ass mfs
>>569337061You supposedly play JP but you never help anyone asking questions here. You post the same shit over and over again with the same text. What are you good for you spamming fag
>>569337156forgot to add that website doesn't have the medium pre-op races so don't look at the names specifically
>>569337290This, but Grass and FineMo
>>569337290The only thing that is similar is their obscene flatness though.
>>569337374>>569337290
>>569337374stupid, you are now drafted to war. good luck !
Autis/uma/ is now 31/30, I kneel...
>>569323916I may fap
HOLY SHIT EVEN MORE CLUB DRAMA?? I thought it was over for sure.The Prodigal son of Bricked comes back to /uma/ and helps autis/uma/ fill up and go back to A+ while Bricked slowly bleeds fans and dies.Amazing
>>569337119i love her little end of career speech about her trainer
spe-chan has a huge ass...
>>569337339he'll never answer because he's a shameless retard who doesn't care how much he shits up the thread
When are we getting an Ikezoe anime with him as the trainer for the umas he jockeyed IRL
KEK BRICKEDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>569337516
>>569337629proof?
>>569337629me too
>>569337536There's an almost 500 rank disparity between them bwo...
>>569337536i want Cafe to bounce on me like that
>>569328268Not giving you Swinging Maestro before Tenno Shop (Spring).
>>569337156>fronts need 3k SP>better play a med-long scheduleI mean, the difference is like 200SP but still
Honestly I would legitimately commit seppuku if I was Brickcho. How fucking embarrassing
>>569337558all of her scenes are great. for such a funny uma they gave her a lot of great emotional scenes, even in support cards like the final event of her speed ssr. also I love that she can be used in Transforming concert and look forward to her other concerts. I might switch to a sweep bro depending on how good her career is though
>>569337156Thanks>not afraid of race in summer eitherI knew I should've done those double rainbows on classic year Takarazuka and raced in summer to compensate for the SP! Most of the time I ended up coping with a sad solo Kitasan rainbow after using some whistles
>>569337982Sweep shines more in Main Story 2 than she does in her own career, to be honest with you.
