Previous: >>569292291 >NewsVersion 3.0 Special Program will officially air on June 6 at 19:30 (UTC+8)Agent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786Season 3 Teaserhttps://youtu.be/ew9nVnCl8AY (EN)https://youtu.be/L5DEAV17cYY (JP) >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/JNfm_nR4OWo (EN)https://youtu.be/Ay0MISsoU2U (JP)https://youtu.be/a_ibBjQh6Xc (EN)https://youtu.be/3z7P7JCReOE (JP)https://youtu.be/jeH3xLmbnFo (EN)https://youtu.be/VtO9fprNtp4 (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HERO >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I miss 1.0
I want to be Nangong and get my heart pounding if you catch my drift, any ideas
wormflops killed the game
things that dont sell>males>seed
I love my bnuuy wife
>>569323636the people making decisions about the game have been in the industry for years and think very carefully about everything they do. if you think they release characters with very little promotion and no meta relevance and then cry while looking at chinese mobile revenue estimations you're a fucking retard.
What do we think about pre-wormed units?>seed (seed sr)>yuzuha (kama)
>>569324274The difference is that 1 appeals to gays and the others makes them angry
>>569324493Fufu's popcorn machine is male so she's also pre-wormed. And Lucy has her boars which are all males.
Why did this game flopped so hard?
If you see me out at Random Play say hiBut if you meet me in the Hollow I'm a talkative guy
tailless seems to be a male demon = pre-wormedshifu's magic bird = pre-wormed
>>569324274Don't care, she's still my favourite <3
komano raped my dog
does this game still have yuribait?
>>569324461well they clearly don't know what they're doing because they thought seed was going to be a huge sucess and she flopped and killed the game lol
Posting the updated filters again after checking the previous thread for buzzwords and stock phrases./flop/i/worm/i/wimp/i/homo/i/troon/i/pedo/i/cuck/i/pag/i/aids/i/feminist/i/horse(y|[\s]*king)/i/t[r]?(a|oo)naka/i/kekypow/i/tr(u|v|oo)k/i/slopped/i/wonnered/i/ugly[\s]*(idol)?[\s]*brats/i/target audience/i/fan favorite/i/wu[\s]*w[io]n/i
>>569324608took their best themes and aesthetics out behind the shed and shot them
I love my wife Aria!!!
>>569324782Cute Corin!
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>569324756Your efforts are appreciated
>>569324747Seed going from cool robot to footfag bait was definitely a mistake, but she's no different than the average non void hunter character so they couldn't be expecting that much from her.
(You) can make spook shack great again!
>>569322516>>569322571wow no way the schizo was samefagging himself?only every day!
>seed flop + sales posting>/zzz/ replies with they don't care and post cute seed pics>SBilly flop + sales posting>/zzz/ replies with they don't care because they like cool menMeanwhile when someone is talking bad about angels of delusion the general is turning into shitstorm.I don't see this kind of thing when other characters flopping.Heck when Cissia flops no one cares about the negativity or her sales but rather post more positivity and cute sexy pictures about her.I'm noticing something here.
>>569324751RUN ARIA I SEE HER
>>569324819Corin a cute!
Aria stole my virginity in the back of a Denny's parking lot
>>569325196he took my gimmick
what if remielle flops toowhat's going to be the cope then
>>569324908
>>569325421It's true. I'm the fence she visited.Just sold off anon's virginity to an obese balding man who's constantly adjusting his belt.
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>569325069I love how well this goes with anything I'm listening to. I love Piper.
>>569325523Remielle flopping on me
What if I love Aria? Huh? What then?!
>>569325421You telling me that there's a PARKING LOT FULL of them?
>>569325926
>>569325301>his enjoyment of a character is determined by how much it sells to paypigs instead of how much he loves a characterjesus fucking christ the modern gachafag is completely soulless
Aria put my brain into an Aria body, what do I do now
>>569325979rape this guy again >>569325421
>>569325774
>>569325421That was Jane
>>569325979Make spaghetti and then sit in my lap and watch me play Forza
I love playing ZZZ!
I love Pulchra!
>>569325196no one falling for this lil bro give it up
>>569325969evidently taylor swift is the best musician because she makes the most money
>>569326726Your post has made me mad
Running up to Sunna from behind and hitting her square in the back of the head with a baseball bat so hard the bat shatters
>>569326857based Zhu
Running up to Sunna and telling her to duck just in time
>>569326936Based.Running over that ugly idol brat.
Anon diving at the last moment and taking the bat to his ribs to save sunna
>>569327378bibi!
>Make Spook Shack Great AgainHueahueahuehueaZZZ is really getting killed off. There is no way it is surviving with NTE and the likes releasing one after the other.
Putting a roofie in Sunna's drink and getting her raped by a pack of feral dogs.
>>569327542sunna nearly taking a drink but she clumsily trips over her hammer and spills the drink onto the floor
>>569327732>trips over her hammer....into a hidden trap on the floor, a pitfall leading to a small room filled with homeless men and viagra.
Putting ice in Sunna's drink and getting her greeted by excited fans!
Dressing as Sunna and wearing a wig and meeting the predator that was stalking Sunna
Eating Bubblegum while Sunna watches
Drop kicking Sunna through a window into a cage full of dirty diapers and used HIV positive needles!
Molesting Sunna (forma de crossdressing anon)
>>569327869however the trap door doesn't open because anon forgot to unlock it, and for some damn reason, Jane is in there
Locking Sunna in my bathroom with me after eating seven cans of beans and five pounds of asparagus.
Eating Cissia while Jane watches
Encouraging Sunna to call Pulchra "my thigger"
>>569328559Male vore is awful, don't do that
>>569326208Whale shark
Join mehttps://jiggie.fun/0b4igu>https://jiggie.fun/0b4iguhttps://jiggie.fun/0b4igu
>>569326726Sad but true. You dont have to like it but her songs make money. Thats how reality works.
the girl /zzz/ loves the most
Treating Sunna to an incredible date night, bringing her back to my house and roughly fucking her and getting her pregnant to permanently ruin her chances of becoming an idol
>>569328980i wanna sniff her underboob sweat
>>569328980La Rata Sexualona
>>569328980TRUE.Source? She came to me(And I came in her) in a dream
>>569328980Shes dead
>>569328980You sure?
>>569328980Truth bombChildhood sweetheart always wins
>>569328717Agreed but I didn't mean THAT kind of eating
>>569328980Sorry, I'm already married to Lucy.
>>569329284>Shes deadnever
Playing Project Zomboid with Sunna and making her clear out Louisville alone
>>569328980That's not Fufu
Playing 1v1 splitscreen call of duty with Sunna and watching her screen to kill her and telling her I'm not screen watching when she gets mad.
>>569329925Banyue.... Why?....
You can say you dislike her but deep down you like her /zzz/, we know it
>>569329925She tanked that btw
>>569328867R&E
>>569329979I'm neutral on her personality, but her thighs are too big, her ass is too fat, and her tits are too big for mePass
>>569330123>but her thighs are too big, her ass is too fat, and her tits are too big for meare you gay
Playing Project Zomboid with Sunna with sprinters enabled
>>569330156It's the one anon who is obsessed with skinny flat women, he brings up Roxy a lot. I honestly don't know why he is even playing zzz at this point.
Do they have sports in New Eridu? And if so, which ones? I know Lucy has a baseball bat and is full of baseball references, but that’s all I can remember as far as a sport being acknowledged in game. I ask because not being able to tap into the athlete archetype for an agent is a massive missed opportunity.
>>569330156its just that one super based and well opinioned anon that wants a girl as flat as a board and will be pulling roxy
>>569330468>as flat as a boardsunna?
>>569330315>Do they have sports in New Eridu?Yeah the national sport is "Chase Sunna with knives and rape her if you catch her"
riendome muy fuerte
>try billy on hollow zeroshit animation and cringe voiceno wonder this shit flopped
>>569330315Tennis is at least confirmed
>>569330507Sunna has budding breasts like the teenager she is. They even have jiggle physicsAlso her ass is too fat according to flat anon
tonight i'll dream of her
how much work is it to unbrick pulchra? I want to put her on one of my teams but every time I do she drops that teams shiyu/DA score by like 6k points
>>569330649Women’s tennis players are incredibly hot so this is promising
>>569330649Astra tennis skin where
>>569329925I dont remember this ?
>>569330713Take the schizophrenia build pill and make her your main on field DPS
why does Sbilly say "Super hero landing" when you do the bike attack? It makes no sense at all he doesn't leave the ground?
>>569330315I assume any sport that requires large stadiums like Football, Football and Baseball are off the table since space in NE is limited, same goes for sports that require certain temps like Hockey and Curling. Lastly I'd probably take any super obscure sport off the table
>>569330827>>569330829Astra Angel thiren when?
>>569330870Because his kit is stapled together and they already recorded the Deadpool reference and wanted to keep it in despite removing the move that it would be tied to
What happens if I steal Nangong's halo
Faithful companion?
>>569330895Off the top of my head that would leave Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball, Boxing/Fighting sports as possibilities.Honestly not bad options. I wouldn’t be against a 7ft tall Volleyball player agent who serves and spikes bombs at ethereals or something wacky like that.
Worshipping Shunguang's armpits until my pants are completely soaked with pre cum.
>>569331426I'm here, Night Emissary! Where are we going?
>>569331426*rapes the goat anally*
>>569330713Well the best part of Pulchra is that she can activate King of the Summit and at M6 her buff is okay if you're new.There's not much else you can do for her, even if you spent an absurd amount of time disc grinding on her the damage won't amount to much. You'd just have to hyper invest into your DPS I suppose.
shungus!
>>569331458Lighter's a boxer, right?>>569331513Abdul...
All three would just stand around crying after messing up
>>569331548Goodnight Ariaposter.
>>569328615Now that's a butt
>>569330468Actually I'm only pulling Roxy if she has slender legs and a near flat ass, but I like what I see of her so far
>>569331718He’s a boxer but he was more in an underground fighting ring so not exactly a sanctioned professional athlete. Though it does essentially imply that boxing is a thing in New Eridu.
>>569329979It's just one pedo seething over the success Shunguang brought into this game while their ugly idol brats flop despite how the devs shill them for two patches.
>>569330312Also to answer this, it's for the atmosphere on top of the game sometimes having really fun events; also, when ZZZ first launched, the proportion distribution of the cast made what I wanted seem unironically likely given I wasn't expecting there to not be a single character thinner than 4 of the launch characters who were all around the same size+ I loved TV mode but it's gone sadly
>>569331718Lighter is more a bare knuckle brawler than a boxer. Underground pit fights kind of thing.
What other games are (you) playing? I'm playing HD2, Uma and NTE
>>569332232Mostly Quake mods, which I've actually slowly been learning how to program and develop forOnce I'm good enough in Blender I'll be importing my own models into it too
>>569329662YOU MONSTER
>>569332232I'm playing Twilight Princess. Midna's the worst sidekick in the series so far. I started skipping her conversations then I started skipping the cutscenes too and now I'm having a good time.
>>569332232Ace Attorney
>>569332447My PoV (I'm a chair)
I wish Belle was my sister.
>>569332232HD2, Forza Horizon, Skyrim, Legend of Dragoon Rape and eat
>>569332117>pedo>ugly idol bratsthe idols are not lolis though?
>>569332815>>569332974this hurts...
what ethnicity is pulchra-anon?
>>569333131The this is painful
>>569328980childhood friends always lose. especially if they only show up and exist after i already got engaged to Hoshimi Miybai, my fiancée.
Shunko please give me your socks
>>569331502THE 404 ROOM
>>569333387The average plantation owner's ideology.
>>569332232Forza
AIEE MY COCK IS BURNING YUZUHA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>>569332346I don't think I know anything about quake other than it being an arena shooter.>>569332414Last Zelda I remember liking was Minish Cap with the funny hat>>569332540I really enjoy them but for one reason or another I end up not finishing them so next time I play I have to start from scratch...>>569332754>HD2Have we played together? holediver?
>>569332232The new Path of Exile league, of course. Also FH6
>>569332232I gave up on Helldivers 2, but I still play a mix of Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2, Saints Row 3/4, and nba 2k14 all split up last week, I also log into The First Descendant for the 30 day bonus stuff
>>569333573small pp prank
>>569333709No...
>>569332232clearing my backlog until season 3. Currently playing AI Limit and then once I 100% it my final game is Crimson Desert.
>>569333709Finished Minish Cap last week, very good game. My highlight of the series so far
>>569332754>>569333523>>569333825You have seen my bibicar and the yuzucar, how come I have ONLY seen the fufucar? post your other liveries.
>>569332232Horizon 6 with some Mechwarrior 5, helldivah on the side and even a little bit of payday 3
>>569334159Who's your favorite heister?
Is this Dan?
>>569331565>squad wide +30% crit damage from disc set>squad wide +30% damage to target with M6>her aftershock relies on agents using specialssounds perfect for a budget seed/cissia team that have high crit rates and use their ex specials often. and since A rank mindscapes are basically free getting her to M6 isn't too much of a problem
>>569334079I haven’t seen the Yuzucar. I have a handful of vinyls prepared for the Diayln and Nagicar, but I’ve been putting off throwing something together. I’m not working in the Horizon editor sober again
>>569334453
>>569334480Yes.
>>569334159I used to love speedrunning stealth heists with my buddy on payday 2, like the other anon asked who do you play as? for me it was always Dallas and he would play Jacket
>>569334640Nice, hope you have plenty of medic bags handy
>>569334640A-aria anon these are way too many coincidences...
latinx in the thread
>>569334673>>569334760You know it, buddies. Jacket is pretty fun in 3, too!
>>569335242Lies
>>569334537Like with the bibicar I promise to improve it somedayTM.
>>569334826Ah, that cannot be the case. I'm mih ton.
>>569335482Very nice. Your ZZZ logo looks a lot cleaner than mine. Where did you pull yours from?
>>569335879Used this website to remove the backgroundiloveimg dot com slash remove-backgroundI then manually adjusted the edges and removed the bottom part to leave the logo on it's own, happy creating!
Faithful...?
>>569336324faithful companions heave my balls
>>569336167Perfect mine was extremely low quality. Thanks
How did Lucia get away with having such an exposed butt while other characters have spats and the like?
>>569336324Look Lucia you kept saying how I needed you for Billy. I did get you and well, Billy is out now, and I haven't seen a SINGLE Lucia fan defending him.
>>569336324i am a faithful cumpanion!!!
>>569336324>>569335770Companions
We need more Cissia
>>569336734I agree
>W-wait... You want to stick your penis up my what?
>>569336687>Yuzuha and ManatoHow many times do I need to make myself clear that it's not canon at all???? We've had several events, a skin line, their whole friggin story. Yuzuha and Alice is CUTE and CANON.
>>569336820t-....the pussy in the back..back of your knee?
>>569336808Sloppy makeouts with Cissia
>>569336734>>569336808She is the only character I regret not getting, even if I'll never use her.
> Your POV when you piss off Ellen enough
>going into 3.0 with 0 rolls because I lost ten 50/50s in a row (I'm not joking) and three 75/25s as salt in the woundI'm so fucked I'm not even going to be able to get Remielle. I may as well skip all of 3.0 and just get Sunbringer.
>>569336820Not so smug anymore you brat
>>569336925I don't think you want to make out with someone who eats dog food routinely >>569336934I got her in a single 10 roll and I only bring her out randomly
Hey everybodyI'm black and I like Jane Doe
>>569337175>has to skip the fat tits tsunderengmi...
>>569337279I've dropped around 40/50 rolls, can't remember. But since she didn't drop I just saved them for Promeia. I just like anomaly agents a lot.
>>569337405It's a shame she didn't come home. Sorry about that anon
>>569337175It's time to use that like I've been doing for the entirety of season fucking 2 because this game keeps raping my 50/50s
>>569337279Tfw got rerun Sneed in a 10 pull but Cissia refused to appear after 60 pulls
>>569337790Thanks for funding my game
Norma posted this to Interkn0tGRAM with the caption: the weak should envy the strong
>>569337765Im honestly considering paying if necessary for her rerun.I really, really like her.
>>569338219You've got 9 months to save up
>>569338078cute
[BREAKING NEWS]EVELYN CHEVALIER FROM THE STARS OF LYRA GROUP HAS BEEN VIDEO TAPPED SEXUALLY ASSUALTING SENIOR JU FUFU FROM YUNKUI SUMMIT!!![BREAKING NEWS]
>>569328980Shungus is a catfish. I rolled her mid story thinking I would get Wungus in the deal. But no it's only the dog turd brown half.
>>569338529*smack*
>>569338219Hopefully she will have more partners besides seed. I wouldn't mind building out a dedicated team for her even though I have the full Aftershock team
>>569338606Did you miss all the promotional material? I knew we were never keeping the white haired shungus
NO CISSIA DON'T DEVOUR MY DONGUS AGAIN, I HAVE VITAMIN DEFICIENCIES FROM CU- AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>569338809That would be nice. The thing is I don't really have any agent that works well with her. Maybe Chinky?I don't have Trigger, I don't have Seed. I don't have fucking Dialyn. Kinda weak on the attackers side of agents.Curse hoyo for making her ATTACK ELECTRIC out of all things.
>>569338732Someone should edit that sound on to it
>Be me>Average andy trying to chase DA scores>Look up cucktubers>M0W0 or M0W1 like me>Exact same team>I try to press buttons in the same order they do>Their stun window somehow lasts 10x longer than mine>Their score is 10x mine after the stun window despite me doing the exact same shit as themWhat the fuck hacks are they using
>>569339127Say it aint so anon....
>>569338529Evelyn and Astra seem like the type to pressure a younger girl
>>569339287Your builds bwo...
She barely eats. How does she possibly sustain these things?
>>569339287They use private servers and lie about their builds to keep you engaged and coming back to their videos to check things and see why yours isn't working despite being the same
