Face of Dota 2>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>568732749
>hoodstank
maso
Buff Hoodwink
New feature idea:Every item is given a weight (or maybe simply use gold value), and the couriers are slown down according to how much they are carrying.If they're overloaded, they even take small pauses along the way to catch their breath.
>>569420726I really like this idea.
They really need to roll back on some powercreep stuff like they did with facets. I'd be fine with them removing neutral items for example. The RNG game deciding shit has run it's course
add !votescramble to the game. this would allow teams to force a scramble if one side is getting stomped too much.
>play bloodseeker vs death prophet and bristle back>they start diving us level 2 and never stopam i supposed to just abandon wave and tower? because idk what the fuck im supposed to do when they both just start facerolling
SEX WITH WITCHDOCTOR
How do you cope as a boomer returning to Dota 2?I played Dota 2 between 2012 and 2016 mostly, after 2016~2018 I got partially burned out and only played stuff like Ability Draft. I started at 3500 MMR, and I made it to 4500 MMR.I picked Dota 2 up almost a decade later and it's genuinely insane how much better everyone's gotten and how much worse the systems evolved and how punishing they are for returning players. This behavior/communication score shit is insane. I intuitively knew it was probably fucked, so I started playing on one of my throwaway accounts (luckily I have lots of them and on separate devices so Valve can't even tell I'm "smurfing" - not that anyone would be able to tell). I started with my lowest scored account, where I had nothing to lose.>every game, I play like a monk, no pings, no chat abuse because I had voice and text and tipping disabled at 5800 score anyway>I play exclusively position 4-5 (as much as you can claim to do so in unranked/turbo mode)>never griefed, never fed intentionally>I go from 5800 to FUCKING 5011 - and I was only reported 4 times in 3 gamesWhat. The. Absolute. FUCK. I thought this "overwatch" shit was supposed to prevent you from being punished for rage reports? And Google AI told me that as long as I never talk and never ping, all "toxic" reports are instantly dismissed by the system automatically.And worst of all, according to Dotabuff, the games were between 700 and 1700 MMR. I assume based on the badges of the players who had their Dotabuff enabled. I'm not saying they played good, some players played like I would expect - barely sentient and running into certain death. But some players were genuinely playing high skill heroes (Invoker, and - according to what I read - Kez, the highest skill hero) at a level I saw in 4K+ MMR and 1v5ing our entire team. And in every game there was at least one dedicated tryhard support. Supporting at 700-1700 MMR. What happened???
>sumail spent years being sufail and>subs for falcon once>absolutely clown on liquid>even manage to make falcon push tempo instead of hit creepsSo what, was it just team diff? Is it just that Nigma drafts and plays too much like shit to back him up?
>>569426480I gave it a shot but idk what happened, used to be around 4.5k mmr too in around 2014, played a shitton until 2017. Tried again in 2023 and a bit recently but was back in the archon bracket which seems to be accurate, realistically I should be stomping all my games if I was better. Yeah, I guess people got really good. If you could just get last hits, farm, push, and buy a bkb you would be a high ranked player, now it's the minimum. 1kmmr supports pull camps and stack lmfao. You have to dedicate tons of your time to dota.
>>569420726>>569421494>>569421536>>569423814>>569426480>>569427494>>569430110all me btw
Why does blat only does these meme playoff formats
lost my job and have 10k left in my bank account, what hero do I play until I rope?
>>569434851>10kconsider yourself lucky
>>569430110main difference in ranks these days is just how aggressive you are, the more you can push it without feeding the better
drawfags?
>>569439312im tired, dotard
>>569442061draw something please.please.
is it worth moving to europe just to not play wtih peruvians
Yes, just fuck my wife. I don't mind.
>>569447658Why are they nerfing her? She's dogshit lmao
>more unwarranted hoodwink nerfsGuess I'm sticking to Deadlock for the foreseeable future
crying about a tier 1 support getting nerfed is nasty work
>>569448930>hoodwink>tier 148% winrate hero btw
>>569448930>>569449256
they're nerfing carry hoodwink, not support hoodwink.
>>569450102she had a 52% win rate at dream league you cant take blast seriously because of the format
>hoodwink gets nerfed>game dieshuh
Battle report says things are getting better.Trust.
>Fixed Spirit Breaker permanently changing teams when he reflects Venomancer's Noxious Plague with Lotus Orb and then casts Planar Pocket on Venomancer before Noxious Plague spreads, then after it spreads to a neutral creep Venomancer uses Helm of the Dominator on that creepwew
>>569450151Support Hoodwink is awful. Her power is in her flexibility.
>>569426480Yeah behaviour score is gay. I keep my chat disabled but can never seem to escape 7000-8000 range. I just hate seeing the number so much, like fuck stop making me feel bad and would rather it be hidden like it used to be. But I have given up being good at this game and it feels a lot better than grinding for internet points. Like who gives a fuck. I never really did. And if the average of player gets better I will happily stay dog shit.I am actually enjoying the game again too. Drinking a cheap bottle of wine while chain queuing turbos is a fun, chill and cheap weekend night in
>>569451834And people wonder how shit like Tyrian purple was discovered.
Oh boy, it's another hard "support" zeus that takes camps and last hits in lane.We lost obviously.
>Kez and hoodwink nerfThat’s it, i will move to deadlock
>>569419417win or lose i am reporting all ratfuckers.Anyone else doing the same?
>>569455665just you and all other spergs.
>slark! why aren't you farming lane>go to lane>undying slap, earthshaker smack>die
>>569426480>sub-8k bs psycho complaining about other psychoslmao>I thought this "overwatch" shit was supposed to prevent you from being punished for rage reports?If you got an Overwatch conviction, it'd be -1,000 per conviction. You didn't get one, just chip damage.>""""only"""" reported in 3 gamesYou only get to say "only" when it's 1 game or zero out of 15.>>569452039Fresh accounts start at 8k bs/cs. If you can't get above 8k, that's pretty much your fault.
>>569423885>buy tangos and branches>the quelling blade>learn to last hit>stack camps if the harassment is too heavy and ur support is a shithead like most of the games>if no support or gank just forget about the tower, losing it is not that bad>once 6 gank with ur team and get back to farmNot that hard,,,
Ratfuckers > fairyfuckers > mutefuckers
>>569427494He's subbed for falcons before and falcons played noticeably worse than with Ma1rine. He's probably doing so well this time due to having a break.
What did you guys get on Quartero's
>>569461047on the what now?
>>569461356Quartero's Curios, a guy who gives you free sets and immortals.
Dota
>>569461047>>569461713We're doing... plot now? And is Quartero now a permanent "battlepass" now? I can dig it.
>>569462271yeah I'm thinking
>>569462645Yeah, every IRL season he changes the rewards, the random sets on certain tiers are still random.
>>569463259>Fall 2025>2025/08/05-2025/11/05>Winter 2025 >2025/12/12-2026/03/06>Spring 2026>2026/03/11-2026/06/04Huh. The current one has no delay at all. I think this is just permanent now.>now I have to spend a million shards on first season, because I returned mid winter
>>569424282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI
>Bug I uploaded to GitHub with (what I believe to be the) fix didn't get included in the patch man wtf, I wanted to jerk off about it on LinkedIn. >>569461047I got Violent Precipitate, which I actually don't find very cool, but I will rarely say no to something unavailable.
Noob faggot spamming turbo here.How do I into primal beast? I love the hero and the simplicity of his spells but I never know how to execute them, I just seem to be focused and blown up at the time.General tips, item builds plox
>>569461047I must of been drunk because my CM turned into a doggy one day and don't remember how
How often do you guys change your computer's oil? Starting to get some frame issues, figured it could use a change.
I might use AI to make porn of Quintessa, because there really isn't any artists drawing her and I'm trash
gyro sounds like the kind of conservative that hates homosexuality
bounty hunter patch all ima tell you niggas take it and run
>>569462271>>569462817hugging linakissing linahand-holding with lina!
>>569468772But think about it! You could be like, the 4th drawfag ever to grace /d2g/!
Is there way to disable fuckface Winter Wyvern hero's ability to stun me when he's on my team?Every fucking time fuckface Winter Wyvern hero stun me it's in the middle of me going on someone as a ranged hero because he's a fuckface and doesn't understand DPS. I have never been saved by this fuckface spell in 15 years.
>>569472581So hard to make time to draw. I gotta work out. I gotta go to work. I gotta spend time with family. I gotta play dota. I gotta eat, piss, shit, shower and sleep.Idk how drawfags have the time to get good at drawing. They're just naturally more skilled than everyone else.
>>569467817Primal Beast is just shit after all his nerfs. He used to be top tier OP after release but now he's just a shadow of what he used to be. And he'll always drop off hard after midgame if you don't end the game early enough.
>>56947272715 years of Dota and you don't know how about Disable Help? Come on Anon.
Okay guys, call me paranoid or what not but im reporting the guys that are griefing in ranked and plain playing like shit purposely and i can remember most of the names.This guy spams monkey in all his matches and when he plays with me, he get like really bad negative scores... when he plays in the oposite team, he plays like a professional player.Can anyone explain this behavior? Are they matching us with bots?
>>569473334That's what everyttone says, but it's nowhere in the menu/options.
>>569473393You have to do it, while you're in a game with him.Navigate to scoreboard and there's should be options there. You won't find it on main menu. Keep in mind you will have to do this with literally every player you meet if you won't them to not interact with your hero.
>>569472870Fuck if I remember who, but one of them got really good in just a year or two. I know you can do the same anon
>>569473476And they dodge hooks in fog at perfect timing.
>>569473364it means that he's good but your shitty plays hold him down
>>569472727so you are going to grief your team because you dont know how to tell your support when to do it
>>569473259Aren't you just supposed to farm Agh's and Blink and just initiate with ult then Uproar? Break can really screw over some heroes.
>>569473510I should... maybe. Maybe...
>>569473364yeah stop feeding him when he is on the enemy team
>>569474305Actually i was rekting him lol.
How can I grow up, get a life, and stop posting here. Posting here is basically a rock bottom indicator for me, hope it gets better.
>>569473476Oh. That makes sense. I never looked very hard for it because most of the time when a pudge hooks me it's good, but for some reason with Wyvern at my bracket (3k and below depending on the year), they only use the spell at the worst possible time.>>569473364I am 3k items guy and this... (holds up quelliing blade) is my new weapon... It costs 100 gold to stun Monkey King for 4 seconds. Some MK think they can outplay me... Maybe. I have yet to meet one who can outplay Sheepstick...
how can valve be this fucking incompetent
How are there new players in every unranked and turbo game I play. Literally every one, my team has an idiot with under 100 games. Why would any Gen Alf or Zoom Zoom play this shit when this is a dead genre??? Are they all fucking peruvians just spamming on EU East? I thought this whole ass genre was dead, I haven't met anyone new who plays this shit in like 8 fucking years. Who the fuck are these people, and where do they come from, and why do they auto report you when you try to give them any constructive criticism. That's how I know they're zoomalfs, old fuckers would argue back when I call them 10 IQ braindead shitfucks instead of reporting.
Patch ruined techies.I'll wait for new patch.Give me old techies back. I wanna stack my bombs.
have you guys ran into cheats
>>569477345wait to play rank games and there are even more noobs than turbo and normal games... no im serious here.
>>569478056If you read the threads i am complaining about in every fucking thread... its filled with maphackers and scripies or bots. Bots see u in fog, they follow each other in fog and skill everyone in fuking fog with insane inhuman reflexes.If no one noticed this is a low skilled player or plain retarded.
>>569478580There's weird shit going on. I was losing a game the other day, and deep into my jungle farm patterns, when I see 5 heroes running toward me in a straight line through radiant jungle. I know from watching replay they have no wards up. So I don't go into main jungle and just wait for extreme top creeps to respawn. The whole time this is going on my mid and offlane are taking mid and bot T1. I was already completely shut down at this point, I lost the fuck out of lane, so it doesn't make sense to me that they'd be 5 smoking jungle to find me while the only 2 online carries were taking free towers, unless one of them could see me in fog. They chased me around map for another 10 minutes while my mid farmed any hero that wasn't in the deathball, and then he 5 wiped them like 4 times and we won the game.
>>569479037Didnt it happen to you that some guy comes to you in a hidden place and you say>oh dam he warded there???and then you buy sentrys and place sentrys around the whole perimeter and there is nothing? Hard mode there are no invis or smoke.
>>569479194It's always the dire offlane jungle/old rosh area. The old good ward spot is gone, so half the supports just blow off warding there, and then always some mid spammer like Brood/Tinker just runs up there with no vision and fucks you despite the fact that 4 of your teams heroes aren't showing and it's extremely dangerous. You check replay and there are no wards and spiderbro is just mousing over and starring at fog of war for 5 seconds watching you.
>>569478056every dayone of the reasons i stopped playing dota
was it justified?
>>569477345>why do they auto report you when you try to give them any constructive criticism.Because no one logging into dota is looking for some clown trying to lecture them about how to play the game.
>>569479886You and everyone with your attitude are fucking idiots dude. You will be the downfall of the entire human race. Human beings evolved beyond apes because we can communicate and teach each other. Everyone but you and Cucko Santo fag from Valve who implemented current communication score system understands this. But keep thinking you smart ape, and other apes dumb ape, and only dumbest ape talks to other apes.
>>569479842no
>>569455846>Buy smoko>Walk into lane with my friend, ass shaker>open all chat>Slark! why aren't you farming lane?Hhehehe another trick >:^)
>OddsBrutalize my low IQ retarded fat boomer whore wife>EvensPlay LD or Nigga siren>ZeroKill myself>DubsKill myself and my subhuman wife
why
>>569481508cause he hits like a double decked bitch, so may as well make it a thing.
>>569455992>redditcuck sweeping for Valvekill yourself>If you got an Overwatch conviction, it'd be -1,000 per conviction.source: your anus>You only get to say "on--ACKI didn't do anything reportable in any of the games. My communication was as perfect as it could be, I never fed and I never griefed. This subhuman dogshit game just punishes you whenever some redditcuck reports you. There is no intervention.>Fresh accounts start at 8k bs/cs. Wannabe Valvejanny doesn't even know the basics. ALL accounts start at 10,000 score in communication and behavior.>If you can't get above 8kThen it's literally exclusively outside of the player's hands. There is nothing you can do to increase your score. You can only hope the subhuman Russians (99.9% of the playerbase because all White people abandoned Dota 2 ages ago, like I did) forget to report you.No wonder these threads are literally deader than dead gatcha game generals. It's just a bunch of jeets and redditors sweeping for valve in between tranny roleplaying.Back in my day, /vg/ was a vibrant and lively community. There are only 9 people in the in-game /vg/ channel too.
Veno lookin like amputee SF decided to cosplay Evangelion.
ti is cancelledquartero will replace it
are quartero sets community sets? no way valve still has some in house dota cosmetics designers right
I don't understand what arteezy sees in skiter. I've never seen him have an impressive game. must be some circlejerk thing
>>569486024He looks like he needs human shota correction.
These new sets look so shit and uninspired
>>569487568does he really say skiter is good?
>>569487568wtf do you know
>>569488016All the pros and ex-pros say skiter is good. They argue he's a sacrificial carry that enables Malrine/ATF.... But that narrative falls apart when you realize Satanic has filled in for Skiter and Falcons absolutely dominated with him.
Is Invoker good at all
>>569489693beating up some powerhouses of pro dota2
Reminder that the behavior score system is near perfect and solved moba-associated sperg behavior.Shitting on Valve for neglecting the game and adding their furry OCs - goodShitting on Valve for the behavior system - you're a retard, stay banned
>>569490131skiter realized his fraud scheme was in danger and returned early. i think satanic was supposed to play entire group stage.
>>569490131this midwestern neet loser is up at 7am defending his favorite dota esport pros
>>569490431the narrative fell a part upon learning winning a couple bo1s isnt indicative of anythingalso you have me confused for someone else
>>569490510keep wasting your life watching esports and xibbe and monkeys forever little neet retardyou have nothing
>>569490640again that aint mekeep wasting your life being a schizo on 4chan
why did they even add shield runeshits cancer
I want to play with sheepsticked (Reya) saggy tits
purple venomancer? I mean sure whatever, I guess color palettes and glance value doesn't matter anymore
>syllabear can hit independently nowi will find you in minecraft campo santo
>>569450450
>>569490131He also played with them against BB where he carried the team on his back. The point is that the idea that Malrine and ATF need a carry to sacrificially enable them to succeed is nonsense.>>569490349Yes, Satanic was supposed to play the whole group stage.
Also my radiant - dire winrate imbalance evened out this patch. It used to be 10% if not more
>>569491729>>569450450Is this a dota 2 pro thing?
>>569492589Dota +
why is veno indian
How is this bd2g shit not dead?
liquid got a bonus invite and got instantly eliminated lol
Bought a courier cosmetic that needed 100 watched games on some old league to unlock full effects and I got one with the 100 games watched gem and it looks NOTHING like what's on liquipedia
ez 2-0 for SAliqshit embarrassed twice in one lan lmao
what happened to sheepsticks vtuber career
>>569500993https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues/27593 FUCK me man the only time I actually shell out money on cosmetics and it's a bugged one
>>569485505I'm not a Valve janny or jeet or whatever other boogeyman you can come up with, K, because unlike you, I'm not a crazy schizo / retard manbabby who can't maintain 12k bs/cs because you take too much chip damage from being a retard in game. 8k isn't the hellzone you think it is. Hell, I dropped down there once myself and I'm 12k now. Had zero issue.You're just like Quinn, except Quinn gets to have special treatment from Valve employees because he's higher MMR than (You).>No wonder these threads are literally deader than dead gatcha game generalsYeah, it's just full of screaming retards like (You). And right now, among other reasons to avoid this cesspool, that 1k MMR BR furry who thinks it's a conspiracy that he can't win games when it's just him solo feeding. There's no conversation to be had because it's just one-way screaming from retards on a soapbox who want their dick sucked. If people want to talk about playing Dota they'd go elsewhere instead of putting up with faggots like you two.You want people to talk about Dota 2 in a Dota 2 general again? Maybe contribute better material instead of tardraging non-stop for however many years you've been whining about this.
Being "good" at Dota2 in 2026 is cringe. The heroes and playstyles in the current meta is in its gayest faggiest state ever, if you enjoy tryharding with these people and this meta, you are probably a bad person.You should be playing Turbo with all the other Chads.
>wakecup>no terrorblade changesbrehs...
>>569505649he's strong rn though
>>569506059tf didn't he lose every game at dreamhack?
what kotol do
chat, when do i develop consistency?
>>569506949when you start having more than 100 creeps minute 30
>>569506295he's good in pubs who cares about esports
>>569507840isn't he even more dogshit in uncoordinated pubs?
>>569507969this could be an argument for any hero in the game i dont really get your pointa counter argument would be that he's ten times better in pubs than he ever could be in pro play because the enemy team would be indeed too disorganized to know how to shut him down
>>569504593>I'm not a Valve janny or jeet or whatever other boogeyman you can come up with, K, because unlike you, I'm not a crazy schizo / retard manbabby who can't maintain 12k Uh oh, you immediately outed yourself, jeet janny-wannabe. You cannot "maintain" 12k, everyone starts at 10k.You got FELTED, jeet scum. Now do your usual jeetery screeching routine, I've already won.
>>569507969Yeah he is. Anon's full of shit.
Bros did valve actually abandon us?
>>569509067Yeah sure okay buddy. Let's talk after you take your meds.
what does wr do
>>569509076youre archon
>>569510084youre herald
>>569509624solo anyone at level 6 with 0 counterplay
>>569509243Yeah. They did. And we should be mad about it.
dead and locked thread
>>569510630I am mad, why hasn't Naga siren gotten an arcana yet?!
>>569510193and youre guardian retardwe can do this all day. out of all the hard carries tb is the one whos in the best spot rn, idk why you cant wrap your head around it
>>569511250and youre still herald retardThe best hard carry is also clearly Hoodwink
there's an old, possibly even ancient lost meme that I am searching for. It's daft punk and Pharell Williams with ogre magi and chaos knight heads that says Get Lucky. Might have had more than that but I distinctively remember those two. google has done nothing for me and /r/ is dead
>>569511531youre so cringe
The sad part is: Valve doesn't need dota. Our servers could shutter tomorrow and there bottom line would not suffer in the slightest.And Valve knows this. So they don't really give a shit about dota.
youre wasting your free time watching nerds play a video game youre terrible at
what should i play instead of this shit abandonware game
>>569511548why dont you move onto better things instead of trying to relive the fun you had playing a video game more than a decade ago
is hydra breath still a meme?
I don't wanna play League, but Dota seems like a dead end at this point. Are we just gonna be grinding Quartero sets forever?
Quartero's Purgatory
>>569513976I think it's pretty good against high health heroes like morphling or centaur, though you are sacrificing the mobility of pike and heroes like drow dont really need it cuz she shits out damage already and has a built in aoeI like it on venge and sniper though
another sufail disasterclass ft. the usual shiter disasterclass
Waifurunner patch
Again getting the loss wave... i was getting people that could build their characters and all of the sudden i get handicapped people against professional well coordinated players.This is not fun.
>>569501368they never fixed the sf immortal third blade so why would you expect them to fix other things
patch did nothing next patch when
>>569511991imagine they put the rest of the TI money back into dotawe could be living like kings
>>569519470it ruined tiny
sumail redemption arc begins NOW
king is washed :(
>>569519401I didn't know it was bugged I shouldve done some research beforehand
>>569520294?
Aurora grand final run starts now
you know this video game has become extremely low skill when the likes of skiter cr1t kaori sneyking can compete at the top level
>>569523160Sounds like cope stop hatting
what chen does
based CISgods dabbing on lesser races
>>5695229192nd place goats
>>569522919I'd be cool if either Aurora or LGD winning
I'm going to all in on betboom
im going all in on another gpk choke job
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. ANOTHER WINTRADER GAME.
gold go ching
dotard dick :3
BoomerCHAD here again. Who do you even root for nowadays at TI? Since China basically dropped Dota 2. Last 2 TIs I rooted for whoever played against the team(s) that had cr1t (heckin traitor!!!1!) and 33 (kike cunt) in it.
Personally, I'm thankful that League of Legends is filtering all the French and dog-eating chinks and koreans.
Alliance won the international 13 years ago this summer
>>569544149I develop a burning hatred for Swedes after that day, but Forsen helped me come back to the light
>>569544149I miss it, truly the greatest day dota ever had.
>>569544149dota pros have gotten worse in every single way except how to hit creeps and use quickcast consistently
>>569545751dondo tried to stay relevant and could not
>>569546117desu dendi was always kinda shit, he was like a proto-brooler but he wasnt autistic enough to do it well like OG or these new breed of russian zoomers, who as far as i can tell, spawn out of biolabs for the sole purpose of playing dota the real god gamers were 2013-2019 era pro teams who routinely broke the game over their knee so badly that it forced valve to redesign the game each time, most notably with copious amounts of rubberbanding and "no rush 20 min plz" style design which has sucked all the edge out of the game. i guess OG was like the last hurrah since they were like the last team to play their own style of dota that no team could deal with but really their playstyle contained the disgusting, brown soul of modern dota in a big way
Dendi and Na`Vi literally shaped the pro scene in it's formative years. It'd be disrespectful to say otherwise.
its kinda true theres no more distinct playstyles or metas. its been the same for a long time now. no soul at all
>>569548360was it gaimin gladiators that pushed the insane anti-push bias to its logical conclusion and went "lets just farm every game to 80 minutes and wait for them to get bored and give up lol"maybe it was a bunch of team that do it. i just distinctly remember quinn saying "if you want to win, just never push unless all 5 are dead" though
Goddamn >>569486024I appreciate the creativity in this description
biblically accurate Hoodwink
Modern day 5ks like me play better than anyone on TI1, 2, 3 or 4 finals
Why'd they give this nigga an ugly model render now instead of a hand-drawn portrait?
>>569551035Heroes have polygon limits.
Sex with Quintessa
>>569551926He's not a hero though
>120-143 in last battle reportI should stop ragequieing (i won't)I'm sure Valve has some system that flags you for shitty matches if you decide to queue after multiple straight losses instead of stopping for that day. >look at this loser, make sure he loses more games and the only games he wins are stomps where the enemy team can't get double digit total score
>>569552408goat sex
Wait is that dota powerpoints who made the blast slam powerpoint? Like the thread menace one?
>streamer accuses random of stream sniping/cheating>doesn't analyze replay99% of the time its unlucky wards or obvious gameplay
>>569552408Throat goat with DSL built for BHC
I lost to this retarded draft: but only because my team was more retarded. Thanks, matchmaking.
>>569550785depends if you are playing that era of dota or todaymodern day 5ks legit dont know how to even play a sidelane without spamming mangos and salves so theyd get all thrown down the shitter hole on day 1 if they played old dota
>>569550785100% anyone pretending otherwise is coping
>>569560584>carry VS>mid Tinker>offlane PhoenixSeems legit. What's the problem?
>>569550698New Hoodwink content from drawchad?
why...
>>569566303damn boy you a beytuh bitch
>>569563521that's offlane oracle, support phoenix
>Slark godEasy game. Easiest game of my life.
>>569567784>getting carried by snap in the big 26
>>569568456I couldn't kill anyone on their team. Look at this shit. How is slark supposed to play against this?
>>569565661yerp
>>569568972Going in my Hoodwink folderThank you based drawgod
>friday nightNA DOTA IS DEAD
>>569568936I would not pick slark in that game if any of those heroes were picked before you. Maybe if it was only Ogre or Slardar, but the others are obviously heroes you shouldn't play slark against. If you pick Clinkz or something instead and just build MKB Orchid (because lets be real, no one one at that MMR is buying BKB until they needed it 10 minutes ago) snap wouldn't have had to carry you.
>>569569743I think spectre was banned and I only play three heroes. AM wouldn't' have been good either.
>>569568972Glad to see that you're still around
>>569570028It's okay to main 3 heroes, but it's also usually a good idea to pickup a few heroes that are similar to the ones you play because it's easy and gives you more flexibility in drafts. Outside of laning stage and differences in positioning, Clinkz likes to run around the map doing mostly the same things as slark. If you can play AM, you can play PA. Anyone with 80 or above iq can play Juggernaut. Etc.
>>569570847Probably a good idea.
New Hero Blake Sextus.Can't wait to get his sfm model. Gonna have him rawdogging Hoodwink.
howd i do guys
>>569550698>>569568972Sex with Hoodwink.
>hoodrat
US server is so completely fucking dead, it's funny how they're still faking the 300k online number
>>569506949Since when are hard carries in need of babysitting consistent?>>569507275Also, this.Play Luna, if you want to be consistent, idiot.
/d2g/, I'm playing with friends on my old steam account that i hadn't really played since 2015, when I played on that account it was around archon. My main account is around Divine, so I can't play ranked with my friends due to rank different unless I go to my old account. Will Valve give a shit at all? The evil redditors i'm sure would say its smurfing but I mean its just an old alt account that already has like 1000 games on it. I just don't want to get my main banned but from what I've seen it seems vague on what Valve defines as a smurf vs an alt account
>>569513976Depends on who you build it on. And against who. Normal Hurricane Pike users still prefer Hurricane Pike. You can always just get it on Sniper and do a "full send" build, but that's make it even more vulnerable to blade mail.
>>569557181Quartero and Quintessa to put the blue in blue plate special.
>finally reach 9k behavior score>PC hard crashes which didn't happen once in 5 years>animal on my team unpauses and leaves immediately despite the fact we're winning and the game is doing ok>abandoned and -1000 BSGET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>569576152All those details you talk about, like how many games or how old the account is, don't matter as much as you think. Both accounts are flagged already unless you used a different pc+ip address for the smurf. Who knows if that means you'll get banned like that though.I know they issued warnings to smurfs in the past showing up as an in-game notification, but that was years ago.
>>569578020You tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn't really matter.
8840215989 more wintrader matches, that wind account is being boosted https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405033260/
>>569583386They are banning you on steam community if you talk about this shit going on rampan in practically most games.12 years of development...
>>569579602I HAD TO FALLTO LOSE IT ALL
>game filled with issues>y-yeah... we changed your favourite hero armor 1 to 2 and it hits 41 to 42Thats all their development
>>569496275Dota - ore like cuz I'm not paying it HAHAHHA XDDD
>>569578020>>569583386rapegatini cuckatani>>569567784carried by offlane bvll mandigo, common carrysissy occurence, just a good ole rapegatini cuckataini
>>569552408>negroid phenotypeewwww
>>569592171Her voice alone is pure sex. She's meant for breeding. The negro phenotype is ideal for large population booms. Looks at sub-Saharan Africa.
ez game. i was getting chased for 5 whole minutes at one point>pounce, purge, pounce, shadow blade, ult, pounce, purge, wand etc etc
>>569593601Forgot pic
Every ranked match has griefers now... good job valve and steam, im impressed.
What's the point of smurfing if you're just gonna end up in 1k mmr? Can anyone explain? Did they think they'd calibrate higher?
How do these not get automatically banned?
>>569596996Check their friends lists, or if they're in a stack, they may be boosters.
>>569596996The real question is who on your team died 51 times. WR and Riki are particularly easy heroes to farm shitters on. I have 25+ kill Riki games on every iteration of Riki since like 6.83 and I am an absolute 3k shitter.
>>569599714you can see his account.>>569597150his first 100 games were just him running down lanes and feeding. then he calibrated into herald and he's just been spamming riki. with 95% winrate.
i m actually gonna quit dota. i swear.valve doesn't give a shit about the game if they allow this to happen
>>569600357Yep. Found his real account. Divine 3.
Literally lost 2k comm score calling out smurfs. lmao
i got matched against the same smurf 3 games in a rowlmao
>CityCity already kicked from OGHow did this guys career go downhill after winning TI and getting kicked from Spirit? He's been bouncing teams and roles for a while now.
yep, 3 games in a row against the divine 3 riki smurffml
Yeah, i think i'm done with dota.Since I started playing ranked again, i lost 2,000 MMR and 4,000 comm score.Griefers and smurfs in every game. No matter the MMR. This is a complete and total shit game and valve has no interest in fixing it.peace
>>569603290See ya tomorrow.>2000That's actually impressive.
>.
Turdy, comin in!
>Be me>Be sissy cucklette known as Augar AKA Augsissy>Addicted to BBC as all good uber cuck argentinians are>Dogshit at dota, as all good brazilians are>Have a full on sissy cucky melty in all chat, screeching, screaming, feeding and filling my diapers>Lose com score >Have an even bigger sissy melty>Post on 4chan because my entire favela IP is perma'd everywhere else>Learn nothing from this>Have another violent tranny melty in days, derank down to HERaldrapegatini cuckatini
i m still crusader 1, you dumb faggotexplain to me why i have to play against a divine 3 smurf? how is that fair?
furry pedo and 1kmmr
>Be me>Be sissy cucklette known as Augar AKA Augsissy>Get called out for my cucky sissy melty high estrogen moment>Have a massive nonstop tranny cucky ultra mega melty>Get carried againrapegatini cuckatini
>>569558761yes he is sponsored by them
>Brood Mother Skin>Last time playable in pro was 10 years ago (not hipster satanic picking)Great PatchA Shitting Mobile game dev company have a better balance team than billion dollar company.While releasing retarded OP new heros.Atleast you see something different.
>>569606993That's as much attention as microbvll heros AKA what made dota great are gonna get from campo santo.
>>569596996the point of smurfing is to be low mmr so you can play with your noob friends or just shit on people every once in a while
>>569607675Augay is also dogshit so he likely feed them 5-10 kills.There is a reason he has low mmr.
>>569608650At 53% recent winrate, he's better than a lot of shitters out there. Lemme see. I might even meet him eventually.Latest game>Slark-Ogre rack up 8 kills versus Razor-Ench, who die 10 times>other lanes are meh, Clinkz mid just fed and was useless all game>Riki smurf tore them all a new asshole>Clinkz, Bounty, Treant on the same team>SlarkDunno their drafting, but there was a monumental fuck up here.>Spectre>got 7 kills before 12 min.>ended game with 8 and most damage dealt>Riki smurf lost the lane, then tore them all a new asshole>Slark-Earthshaker lost the lane>bot fed smurf, he tore them all a new asshole>Zeus held his own against WR, tried to gank, but lost every runeHe really all chatted a lot at that smurf after the first game.
>>569610084Cuckatini rapegatini
>>569587909>>569604309>>569605781>>569610437Hoooly trannygetimati cuckatini melty. rapebroken by based crusaderGODS, rent free, seething in june of the big 26. son im crine unc lost his marbles frfrski :skull: :skull: :joy:
>>569544886same, rat faggotry made me livid for almost a year. then that audio_2000 faggot took that shit to another level turning the game into 4d chess
>>569602291just stereotypical zigger behavior, he more suited to play single player games.
