>>569450712>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>league nanahttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UvDvHAS0L7XbYmcQZCQfJATOK3_Fqwo2sWX6VY8kMvA/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q966qVcYL3EjGuY5ed4r5YiDz3ckhYwYQzKa4JJYZQ4/>league sitehttps://repo.riichi.moe/league/7/>fantasy leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KZ8FWGnlxQSKjxD9uUKrgWHTzR0Nqsk_Huu-k1gDP5Q/
>not sucky
>>569498990>hates sucky>posts sucky
Reminder that if you loop from Saint to Expert you are simply experiencing expected variance.https://killerducky.com/mahjong/random_walk
what does this mean ... did he cheat??
>reused OP
posting in a non-sucky thread.
>>569499165Even if he cheated, you can’t prove it from that graph since his score is constant. Meaning it’s probably attributable to varianceCan we get a p-score on this, detectives?
>>569499165>it's possible to get significantly worse at mahjong after 2000 hanchans
>>569499340asapin has mentioned as much. People who get good tend to be unyielding in their plays and start to go down because they don't conform to realities on the table as they happen.
>>569493869where is this data? is it possible to plot the standard deviation of the score as a shaded area over the game numbers instead of just the average?
nooo you don't understand this is a perfectly normal random distribution
>>569499670https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18BLHHcu11VtNWFVv1EeUsZmURB3hUdy7h7VY8hJzAho/edit?usp=sharing
>>569499713is this loss?
>>569499815That's just your average placement ranking history, Xapitan...
>he is turning on the bot during his bot boosts but obfuscating his discards to PERFECTLY match the rating and match rate during his periods of decline holy mental gymnastics
>>569499713Mine looks like that
>>569500028What are you babbling about schizo? Take your meds
Apologize.
can you stop acting like gossiping women for one thread
>>569499165>>569499713>>569500069>>569500078Variance.
>>569500078I'm in the hospital and a doctor asked why someone sent penicillin "in the chat" on my screen
>>569498862>pao yehawwho cares
Euthanize everyone who started using /mjg/ after 2024 (with like four exceptions).
>>569499713
>>569500257he's... actually dying?
>>569500325am I included?
>>569500325Name them
>>569500153bravissimo flet
>>569500441If you have to ask, no
number of players / percentile for each rank, taken from here https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/statistics/num-player-statsEx3 is top ~50%, while St1 is top 2.5%i find it unlikely that by luck alone you could jump between these two. the chess equivalent would be a player looping between 1525 and 2250 elo (lichess) - if anyone saw that there would be no doubt whatsoever that they are a cheater
>>569500631
>>569499165If he’s not botting, this is amazing mentaru. Imagine being able to play the same even when precipitously falling in rank
>>569500863You can go from a few games away from being a Celestial down to Ms2.
>>569500863the chess comparison doesn't work because there's no inherent randomness in chess
>>569500863Thanks for data on dead accounts, duplicates, alts, bots, completely unrepresentative of the relevant player pool for the question at hand
>>569500441Are you in the "Mahjong Friends" fantasy team?
>If he’s not bottingjust calculate how many games he played every single day and you'll have your answer
>>569500863>the chess equivalent would be a player looping between 1525 and 2250 elo (lichess) - if anyone saw that there would be no doubt whatsoever that they are a cheaterSo what Speed did playing the same meme opening for months and looping between 1600-2000?
>>569501001This is tilt not "variance". You can see when he recovers his mentaru and easily ranks back up again.Unless you want to say that that whole rank up was just variance too instead of being a good player. Which it's not. It's too steep.
>>569500631bra fucking vo, flet has truly outdone himself
>>569501070I'm in the aria team
>>569500631idol is literally me
>>569501232>recovers his mentarubut his score is relatively constant throughout? wouldn’t it change with mentaru?
>>569501232And I'm sure our protagonist suspected of being the one spamming his tilt vomit in the thread earlier is immune to said tilting, or what's your point here?
>>569501232so true mortalson so true
>>569501082First good arguement brought up thus far. On 5/29 he played 20 hanchans in a row. This is interesting.
>>569501106no idea who/what youre talking about but i notice you trimmed off another 350 elo for your worthless argument
>>569501432Check his score distribution for that day, detectivekeks. Did it steadily decline the more he played?
>mahjong is like chessWho brought this retard here? The shogiposting?
>>569501532What about the results matter?
>>569501605>i dont understand analogiesback to /vt/ dullard
>>569501232Ok Mr. Freud.
here you go /mjg/if you want any statistic related to tiles, players, teams, hands, yakus etc.. shown, reply to this post and i'll see what i can do.i haven't collected all the mortal ratings yet, working on italso>names
>>569501401proof?
>>569501684I do understand analogies, this is just a peak example of a false equivalence
>>569501521I think he meant Tyler1>Tyler1 has rapidly become a prominent chess streamer, achieving a peak rating of nearly 2000 Elo within a year of starting to play. His aggressive personality and dedication to the game have garnered significant attention in the chess community.
>>569501654If a human played 20 hanchans in one sitting there’d be a warm up period as the score steadily rises, reaches a zenith, then falls to a nadir as mental exhaustion kicks in. A bot would play relatively the same
>>569501839>>>>>names
>>569501839Did Luigi take a hike with his kyaputen too?
I really hope this is the last leagueMahjong doesn't deserve all this shit
>>569501889>look it up>find https://www.chessiswar.com/tyler1-chess/>went from ELO 199 to 1960 in 10 monthslmao chess is a joke
>>5695018392nd last pick bros, what is this?
>>569501849>>569499165
>>569501839Cute thanks
>>569501903I don't think that's a hard and fast rule. I can do the same thing and play just as well on the 20th game as I did on the 1st game. But playing that much over a long period of time does beg the question of how he is able to play so much so often. I dunno, I'm lazy and not going to compile the data, but I think it would be interesting if someone else made a chart of the average games played per day for the fella in question.
>>569502192Literally in the sheet
>>569500863>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS>"i find it unlikely that by luck alone"So you're admitting it's not zero?Your entire angry tirade is just "WHAT ARE THE ODDS??!?!?!?!" with extra "NUH-UH DOESN'T COUNT"s thrown in. At this point, you have no argument and you're just arguing for the sake of it. Come back when you did the legwork for proof yourself instead of making everybody else make charts for you just for you to say "WHAT ARE THE ODDS? DOESN'T COUNT".
>>569502056It will be. Some attention whore/enthusiastic newfag will try to 'step up' next year but the backbone will be gone, so it's going to require a ton of effort just to get the baseline experience online
>>569502142Reading comprehension sir?
>>569502057>ELOit's Elo it's not an abbreviationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arpad_Elo
>>569502192stop defending yourself, that's just embarrassing
>>569502310how is anyone meant to prove it? its enough evidence for me, i dont need to witness him activating the mortal bot
>>569502192I think so too. I did notice some general degradation of my mortal scores after the 3-4 hour mark but I've gone 12+ hour sessions without noticeable effects on my scores.
>>569502306post a screenshot. I will not look it up. chop chop.
stop samefagging retard
>>569502474Thats because you were consulting it while playing, Laasti.
>>569502417>"It's true because I don't need evidence."
if your system is basic enough you can watch the telly without losing any performance
>>569501889hes not a looper anyway, he spammed games basically nonstop until he hit ~1900 elo then basically quit. over the few games he played later he eventually dropped back down to 1600 which isnt that surprising considering he'd be out of practice after never really learning anything properly
>>569502562I don't think that's the case, no.
>>569502661
>>569502661holy cope
>>569502748Good to know my spidey senses are still in order.
>>569502872cheating faggot
this is shaping up to become /mjg/'s most toxic argument to date
TO, the thread isn't fun to talk in anymore. chat with me one on one.
The famous E3-S1 looper, talk about looping Jade
>>569503034is anyone even reading? I just scroll past all the dumb shit
>>569499165how he didn't get bannedinsane
>>569503034It's all one obnoxious retard and maybe a couple of useful idiots looking for the next k-man to lynch
>>569502973I accept your concession :^)
>>569502958Quite an easy one, no? Wouldn't really put that on my resume myself.
>>569503042Go play Doom or Doom 2
>>569503497what wad?
>>569503443I do enjoy an easy catch, what can I say.I'm busy shitposting the other guy right now, so maybe we can do this another time.
>>569503497No, I want to deepen my connection with an anon of my choice and TO has to fill in during league if I'm not satisfied.
https://youtu.be/mau7mYCkWKEcynthia-7.png
>>569503601HFFM uncut
>>569504234who is the gothamchess of mahjong?
>the killerducky random walk tool doesn't think I will loop anymoreI made it lads. I finally beat the loop. Now I can play in Jade for fun
>>569494589so a basic estimation i did years ago was that if you were master 1 and your skill would on average get 25% 1st 2nd 3rd 4th, then in 200 games you rank up about 20% of the time and derank about 20% of the time.
>>569501839RED 5AREGENBUTSU
>>569501001That's many times more reasonable because saint 1 doesn't have the same guardrails against deranking as Master 1. If you get worse/rusty at all while saint you will plummet.
>>569505150>guardrails at Master 1such as?
>>569504885trvke.not even a single 5 tile in top 10 dealin tiles
>>569505243Deranking M1 luckboost mechanic
>>569505243The SBMM rubber banding mechanics
It's still fascinating how easily and readily /mjg/ jumps at any bait without any survival instinct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H62BvcP7p6QWhat the fuck did Shibukawa do?
You'll cowards don't even loop jade
>>569505527What the fuck
>>569505527
>>569505527Now this is actual variance.Take note killersucky.
>>569505459From the comments it sounds like he's been cheating on his wife
>>569502310Circumstantial evidence is still evidence. It's not a math problem. You don't need a videotape of a guy committing a crime to judge him guilty.You couldn't really invent a type of circumstantial evidence that doesn't apply to this guy. He was caught running away from the scene of the crime, he was wearing gloves and a facemask, the tracks on the ground match his shoes, he knew the victim, and had a motive and a weapon that matches the murder weapon.It just looks ridiculous when you're trying to say that this guy who showed up at the same time a known cheater was banned and has the same stats is also the only person to ever loop from expert to saint 3 times in a row in one year while playing every day. 0 friendlies btw but joins league.
>>569505773for 3.5 years
>>569505527>name is XSIN>his rank graph looks like a sin(x)
>>569505459Dama in friendlies
>>569505773with who nina?
>>569505459ugly bastard gets a solid 5/10 wife and still needs to cheatphysiognomy never lies after all
>>569505459>le...shibukekker!
I say, bring back AI(9dan).
>>569505773>>569505883>>569506035Picrel is his wife who has been editing all the videos on Shibu's channelThey also just had a kid together last year
>uradora 3>4/10 hanchan round haipais with dora 2 yakuhaiwhy dont you just get lucky like i do?
That's what he gets for dropping Hana for some Fate shit & Mia.
>>569506454this is surely reflected in your league games ,right?
>>569506454>lastpick m1 cynthiatard looper gets uppity
>>569505459https://x.com/sibukawarou/status/2062907816869085262Google translated: <Apology and report>I sincerely apologize for the great inconvenience and concern I have caused to my fans, those involved, and all those who love the M League, due to my actions, which showed a severe lack of awareness both as a professional athlete and as a person.A weekly magazine will soon publish an article about me, and the article will include facts about my inappropriate behavior.I deeply regret and am remorseful for betraying the expectations of everyone who has trusted and supported me up until now, and for my immaturity and lack of virtue.Taking this situation very seriously, I will be suspending all activities as a professional mahjong player and in my personal life for the time being.At the same time, I have also submitted my resignation from KADOKAWA Sakura Knights. I am currently awaiting a decision from the team and other relevant parties.Despite the immense pain and shock I caused my wife, she said, "I won't divorce you this time, but there won't be a next time. I'll be watching to see how you make amends in the future."I have nothing but gratitude.During this period of self-isolation, I will thoroughly re-examine my own actions and strive to act responsibly from scratch in order to restore as much of the trust that has been lost as possible.I would like to once again offer my sincerest apologies to everyone involved and to all of our supporters. I am truly sorry.
>>569506954
>>569505869>Circumstantial evidence is still evidence.Yeah, for a court trial where people can fling shit to see what sticks. You can have a hobo from the street testify that aliens did the crime and that'd still be "evidence". That's not the same as *actual proof*, and that's why courts here in the US have a jury of people decide whether or not it applies.>It's not a math problem.Yeah it's a basic logic problem.And also English vocab problem because you're using words and court procedures without understanding what they mean. The people calling you a SEAmonkey schizo are probably right on the mark. Go to bed, Mr. Nguyen.Either put up with real evidence that isn't you screaming "WHAT ARE THE ODDS", or shut up.
>>569506954If Mson made a post like this and did naked dogeza I would welcome him back.
https://suki-kira.com/people/result/%E6%B8%8B%E5%B7%9D%E9%9B%A3%E6%B3%A2cynthia-7.png
>>569498862>league intro singup https://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_86LX-JS8QTkH5V
>>569507279
>>569507163Yet he keeps playing here anyway... rude.
>>569507172chigyubros...
>>569506954shibukeks...
>>569506954Isn't Shibukawa married to that vtuber that some people here obsess over? Why would he cheat on his money train?>she's not divorcing himSomething tells me it's not because she still loves him.
>>569507429They had a kid last year of course it's not because of love >>569506302
>open slot on sakura knightsIt's time...for the pin to return to m-league
>>569507559YOSH
https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2062910365386825795
But seriously, forget this mortal shit-he joins the same time anon gets exiled-10 hanchan a day no breaks-weird dama rates-perfect loops x 2
>>569507156You have it backward. You're clearly the only person arguing for this guy. You don't want it to go to a jury, and you won't actually let it."What are the odds" is just your way of attempting to trivialize circumstantial evidence, but that's literally how it works. Yes, the guy with the face mask running away from the crime scene with a machete COULD be innocent, but what are the odds? People get judged guilty on that for far more serious things than this. Without any direct evidence, even.If you're going to try to argue that this is physically possible to happen to a real person then show me someone else who did it. You have the entire amae database to work with. Tell me how many people you find, and tell me what are the odds of this guy being one of them and also having the same stats as a known cheater while appearing at the same time as he was banned with the same character and playstyle.
>>569507703Pattern brainrot
>>569506954June 5th incident
>>569506302she looks annoying, i see why he did it
Nina is a homewrecker
>>569508034Nina wouldn't betray me like that.
>mson & kman exiled at the same time>both returned to mjg at the same timeA split personality?
If I had Nina and Okada as sex friends then I'd cheat too
>>569506954The patterns were always thereninomiyahana-8.png
>>569506954>"I won't divorce you this time, but there won't be a next time. I'll be watching to see how you make amends in the futurewomen are so pathetic, based Shibuchad cheating on her
Asapin got divorced and he didn't even cheat on his wife
>>569508208how come they get all this attention but when i leave and come back no one cares
>>569508415We're always happy for your return!
>>569508293You don't understand, she now has all the power and can hold this over his head forever. Shibucluck is going to get henpecked to death.
>>569508495like that wasnt already happening
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4630570/RUNNING_TRAIN/
>>569508603kek fair enough
>>569508604trainchads win again
>>569506954What a douchebag.
wtf i thought noone is posting but there was a new thread
>bot witchhunting immediately stops when actual celebrity drama rears its headI'm nooooticing
>>569501839Can you check what players/teams draw the most dora and what % of those dora actually end up in a winning hand?
>>569509160Classic SEA hours.
>>569501839Kan distribution among teams
>>569509160>trains sent the miko to shibukawa's house
>>569506954What did he do? Cheat on his wife?
>>569506954He really thought he could singup to /mjg/ league, cheat, and get away with it. And that weekly magazine? Well you already know what it is and now it makes sense why it's taken so long to come out. The first double-spread of its kind. It all makes sense now.
>>569507308>league intro
>>569509651
Are there any Japanese jyanshis who could proxy for me at Tonamo 9?
>>569509534>Kirk>Kan every round
>>569509160I don't care until the full sheet is posted
>names
>>569509285>>569509534on it.meanwhile, enjoy this:
>names>multiple, even
>>569510194Can you specify if your shanten stat is 13-tile shanten or 14-tile shanten? They're not the same and statsfags often conflate the two and add extra confusion.
>>569510194TO #2>t* SSS must pick first round #5i'm noticing
>>569510331i used mahjong lib, so 13 tile shanten iirc
>>569510194why don't non celestials just ippatsu? are they stupid?
>>569509160Is mahjong big enough yet that your average Satoshi will hear about this?
>>569510194Now I want a lucklet stats
>>569503367>the next k-mananon, it's not the next kman, it's the old kman under a new name
>>569510485I don't believe for a second that that obnoxious faggot would come back and not make a spectacle of himself, he's too retarded not to.
>>569510194>j**********>top 4 lowest shanten on draw>deep negativeshow
https://sakuraknights.com/articles/news/arEaVC8WSeshLCgq6BguGvfg
>>569510959>login
>>569510959they honestly might not even drop him, Okada requested to leave the team after her yab and she wasn't dropped
>>569506454i got 4th on my next ranked gameim sorry for bragging
>>569510194Okay now lets show my stats (unluckiest players).
>>569510959Oh shit he's actually gone-Aren't there a couple of people in M-league that had cheating scandals though?
>>569510941You don't recieve the honorable title of 'shanten destroyer' for nothing.
https://suki-kira.com/people/result/渋川難波
>>569511141Hagi comes to mind but he solved it with old fashioned murder
>>569511141Fatsuma had an affair with Aki (who was married at the time) and Sonoder visited a soapland.
Hey cuties!A new thread shouldn't be without a room for so long!Come play some mahjong.(You), me, other two anons.It's going to be fun.Come!Majsoul Friends Room 26469(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26469
nyo
>>569511141I can't read the post so he's actually gone then?Did the others with scandals submit a resignation? Maybe that's the difference. The other dudes are more shameless so I bet they didn't even offer a resignation.
>>569511679they'll make a statement later
>>569511679it's under review, I wouldn't be surprised if he was forced to play out his contract
>>569511679The other guys didn't cheat on their wives for nearly FOUR years including the time when she was pregnant
>>5695114383/4We need one more anon.One more cutie.One more FRIEND!
I don't need to look at statistical data, or detectives coming up with proof of innocence or wrongdoing. I'll just take a peek at his koromo profile, see he played 18 games on may 28, take a break to sleep, then go straight into a 20 game frenzy on may 29, and just as I did with Kman back in the day, call him a botter. Also I think it's funny that he never directly defended himself, and yet while all this shit was happening he still found time to play 8 hanchans yesterday, while his "lazy teammates" tried to scramble some defense in his stead. Perhaps, just like last time, I'll be called a schizo, only to be proven right half a year from now.
>>569511438>>569511951FULL!Thanks for joining friends.
>>569512431maybe he just really likes mahjong
>>569512431it's clearly just his alt accountwhether he's botting on this one or not doesn't really matter, he's still a faggot
this kman guy sounds like a real jerk!
>>569511115what was okada's yab
>>569509285>>569509534>>569510481
WWYD
>>569512431and in half a year from now on you'll maybe realize how sad your life is for caring this much about some random cunt cheating at a luck-based game whether you were right or not
>>569513247just a little lapse of judgement
>>569513247called one of the new interviewers at m-league a shitter who doesn't know anything about mahjong on their team's live stream. The interviewer resigned after it
>>569513283Honours...are not genbutsu?????
>>569513283is the kan calls on average per player?
>>5695132879s riichi i want to see what this guy is made of
>>569513452Red 5s are genbutsu.
>>569510194your kandora stats??
>>569513283how bout kan calls among all players
>>569512431>he never directly defended himselfFunny. I clearly remember when he was accused of cheating, he didn't say he didn't do it, he instead said "You can't prove it".
>>569513283I was just curious and saw I had 3.91 haipai shanten. So I'm not sure how you're doing that lucklet list, but for the sake of stats I guess I'll mention it. (I don't think myself as unlucky though.)
>>569513620kan stats are on riichi.moe
>>569513283>Kan Calls by teamwhat does this even mean? my team has called way more kans than that
>>569506954shibuGOD graduated from mild shocks to Nina to egg rotor inside her, plapping her daily
>>569512431>Also I think it's funny that he never directly defended himselfbecause anything he says will just give more content to the schizos.
>>569513283What about players who call kan and lose the round giving ura to their opponents?
>>569513283>one of my rooms has more kans than the entire leaguelllllllllmao
>>569513730 but its organized per team and i have to expand all the team profiles to compare
>>569513287>>569513502
>>569513912>>569513998oh no no another chatgpt hallucinated stat chart moment
>>5695132879s dama
>>569513486>>569513620top 10s players
>>569507641lmao asakeks its finally our time to experience okada bodyheat from sitting in the same team room!
>>569514030based
>>569513641TO obviously put him on a gag order.
>>569513283>top dora team only called kan 3 more times than the bottom one>drew nearly double the doraIs OC the secret to flow? Tenpai Prison shouldn't have blown their load with the intro
>>569513283Uhh kan calls are also measured on riichi.moe for each team and the data isn't the sameIs this another ChatGPT generated data with made up stats?
>>569514097>kirk>ura rate 0no wonder he kans
>>569514097Are you counting all types of kans? I know there is a player that has 9 by himself
I can't believe it's over for Shibukek...
>>569513293keep crying about getting caught lmao
>>569514097>54>34what the fuck
>>569514097
>>569514097fraud stats, get em outta here
>>569514097This guy has drawn over half the dora my entire team got what the hell
>>569514097How does he do it? How can one player fascinates a whole general by himself?
>>569514168>>569514221i count the kan tags in event log jsons.that might ignore added kans? i'll have to checkthanks for nooticing
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK
>>569514097He went straight from dora bullet to dora bomb...Sasuga Charlie-kun
>>569514487Most of these stats are already up on riichi.moe so it doesn't matter anyway
>>569514123He didn't really speak much before this either
>>569514625i mean if you wanna see a statistic that's not on riichi.moe then i can do it.i have 78 Kan events totaldoes anyone remember a specific recent game where someone did added kan? just to check if that counts
>>569514682because his teammates'd noootice his conversation habits
>>569514848Do you have lucklet tsumo rate stats? You have one for the luckshitters
>>569514848If you mean shouminkan there was one yesterday during EU2 at one of the tables
>>569515141tsumo rate isn't a luck stat. you ron more often the more retarded your opponents are because they deal in more often
>>569510194The Shanten Destroyer destroying good haipai shantens. Truly living up to her name.
post the link to their team log redspy
Why does maka dislike it when I discard my terminals first before honors?I read here that keeping them can doom me to bad blocks for iishanten but apparently the analysis disagrees?
>>569515194i found the issue, i was missing both ankan and shouminkan.gonna fix and bring justice to the teams and players.
>>569515563It doesn't matter, just use RMS charts and stop thinking about it.
Kans are all fixedsorry for frauding >>569515141here
>>569516025
>>569516025>the most soulless team just so happened to have the least amount of kanshmmmmm.......
>>569511438ggs
>>569516025it really is rigged against him...
>>5695114382/4 unless anon changes his mind!Come quick before he does so!QUICK!
>>569516505you have to be in tenpai to tsumo
>>569507163Can't do the naked bowing for obvious reasons and already expressed remorse over my transgression.Don't want forgiveness because it takes more than an "I'm sorry" to earn that.All that I wish for is for you to observe me and decide whether or not I've changed for now.Effort needs to be shown that I wish to actually amend things.And I think the best way to do that is to attain the rank of S1 and then have a THOROUGH detective investigation before I dare ask to be considered for full reintegration.Maybe I'll never manage to attain that and remain on the fringes forever but trust isn't an easy thing to rebuild after all.
>>569516505Low tsumo rate is usually just retarded waits due to bad plays
just make a new account and move on attentionwhore
>>569516373you can't get pinfu with a kan
Of course you're free to goGo and tell the world my storyTell about my brotherTell them about meTheCount of /mjg/
>>569516710whatever retard
>>569511438>>569516551Started again!
>>569515691SO...discard honors first?
>>569516668I was being insincere, idiot. Fuck off.
>>56951556387 8 tiles vs 3 jihai tiles
>>569516668kys
>>569517234even 789 11 tiles, forgot the 3 9s
>>569516668Thoughts on the current allegations?
>>569517317Why can't we have a design like that...This is pure sex
>>569517471He started it, take a guess
>>569517521are the long latex gloves for fisting
>>569516668Just play and improve without announcing anything./mjg/ is full of schizos and amaestalkers so people will notice if you do actually hit Saint at any point. Good luck
>>569516668stay
>>569517839Ok, yeah I should shut up.
>>569516025ok but where are the kandoras specifically? worthless kans are not the same as getting a dora bomb out of thin air
>>569516794I wouldn't move on either if I had a giga whale title.
>>569516668nta but I welcome you back
>>569518109mortalson made a new account thoughbeit
>>569515563It depends on the bakyou. Maybe you're playing a hand where the terminal can bring in value.
>>569518109he abandoned that account thougheverbeit
>>569504421
I wanted to make a horrendous, godawful shitpost but I managed to stop myself. Thank me, everyone.
>this guy gets to fuck tight JK pussy everydayit’s not fucking fair bros
>>569517980follow the fuji school of not being able to help yourself but respond
My teammate microwaves his water....
>>569518525I have to fight this urge every day, it's simply unfair what we all have to go through for this general. If only there was some other place for mahjong shitposts.
the busty mahjong jks were… real?!
https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2062918654740906402
I microwave everything I need to heat. The hotplates use so much energy just to warm up, it's not worth it unless electricity prices are negative at that moment.
>>569516668your only mistake was admitting wrongdoing. if you had just shamelessly stuck around like a certain fuji no one would care except a few schizos
I forgot how spicy wasabi was and I took a table spoon of it for my shrimp sushi.
>>569518881That's one of the most thermodynamically efficient things you can do.
>>569519151Actual wasabi or green colored horse radish?
I hate league season because I keep having weird dreams about the game. Like how everyone is playing on alts and I'm the only authentic person here.
>>569511438gg
>>569519321>>569519136Disguisting american behavior
>>569519151Scrape most of it off into a napkin, then later rub it on your v*g.
>>569511438What a way to end the game ;-;ggs friends!I'll be back for more friendlies later!bye bye!
>>569511438ggs, shame about how that second game turned out
>>569511438heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cuties!
>>569518881Some people genuinely need to warm their water because otherwise they get brain freeze. I also know a guy like this it's insane.
>>569519136your portable butane stove?
>>569519416Actual real wasabi
>>569519727and how are you gonna bring it to the work?
sex with ichihime
>>569519727>steve
>>569519887True… then an induction plate? Don’t have to worry about burning yourself, and it uses 90% less energy than a hot plate
>>569520085kys
>>569519136your induction?
>>569520085this picture is so cool it fills me with joy every time it gets postedthank you
>>569520118well, if you got compatible cookware, sure why not
>>569514097>fifty four dora tiles drawnTWENTY MORE THAN THE SECOND PLACE GUYmahjong proves time and time again that it is an unfair game
>>569520335it has only been posted twice before
>>569520210Steve doesn’t have a sister silly!only a sister in Christ
>>569520507be an attentionwhore somewhere else
>>569520507jk steve...
>>569518525you should this your ways to this faggot here >>569507308 >>569509713
>>569520580I love attentionwhoring the most
>>569520873everyone knows that
>>569520816teach*
>names*
>>569519746I have no follow up questions.
>>569520494and it makes me happy every time
>>569519136>The hotplates use so much energy just to warm upjust leave them on then so you dont have to waste energy heating them up
>>569519416same thing
name a worse mechanic than fu I dare youkusoge
>>569520816stop posting your retarded scam site you fucking moron
>>569521619aka
>>569521619ura
>>569521619uma
>>569521619dama
>>569521619haipai
>>569521619sekinin barai
>>569521619suufonrenda
some more stats i was curious aboutif you want to see some random ass fucking stat, let me know.
>>569521619yaku
>>569521619dora
>>569506954I wonder how the Midari Nina poster feels about this. Probably cucked?
>>569522332baseline vtumor poster is hooked on furry porn right now
>>569521946please make these stats again at the end of league
>>569521946which teams have the highest win value/deal in value?
>>569521619riichi
>>569521946you've triggered my autism, change the sorting to prioritize yakuman over baiman over haneman when the number of high value hands is the same if you update this later on
CITYCHADSASSEMBLERiichi City Friend Match550817(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=550817
lollmao
>>569522881i have to update my rc client first it might take 30 minutes
>3 hours later2/4!!!!
>>5695228812/4
>>569506954>cheating on his wife Nina with a higher ranked vtuber
>>5695228813/4
>>569522663i will make them in intervals methinks.next weekend i'll give it a refresh and we'll see what changes>>569522872not possible, i'd have to do a hand score chart for that>>569522741sure.i'll make a team stat page with some of these
>Nina stops doing streams with Shibukek out of nowhereDid she knows?
>>569522881started
>>569522881full
>>569521946w-why isnt my team on the high value hands graph?
losing your mahjong career for cheating is such a retarded thing though, everyone does a little cheating once in a while
>>569524010most of us are honest actually, kman
>Sunday is 6/7
>>569521946Mortal score for every single league matchcollected by team and by playerwe need to lynch all the cheatersjane-4.png
>eceleb dramaisnt half of vtubers regularly accused of cheating on the regular, why is this a big deal for m*les
>>569523963
>>569524134Shibukawa is not a vtuber he's a professional mahjong player.
>>569524098Shut the FUCK up, alpha Xenia
>>569523963did you just...say HVT...
>>569523338>not possibleI just want the order of these teams swapped, the other ones are all in the order I would expect
>>569524251all the more, how is this drama related to professional/online life at all
>>569524098Something good happens on Sunday? Why is it 6 out of 7?
>>569524010bad things are only bad if you get caught
When Akagi cheats it's "le KINOOOOoo0OOOOO"But when you do it here you're treated as if you raped someone's mother and grandmother.
Ack
>>569524446because irl cheating requires skill and is cool as hellalso in that case cheating = skill = luckhence luck is a skill
>>569522881>E2 shadowrealmjesus
>>569524446because you will never be akagi third rate little bitch
>>569524446Cheating in real life where it requires dexterity/technique and there's an actual risk is kino, letting a bot play for you is just being a chink/russian
>>569524118on the waymanual data input is my favourite thing to do on the weekend>>569524394i can't really differentiate between 5 different limit hands and 5 different limit hands when it comes to counting, it just uses team alphabetic sorting on tie.what you want is some kinda arbitrary "hidden points" for higher value hands like baiman should be 1.0001 and yakuman 1.0003, etc...but at that point why not just make an average winning score chart.
>>569524446What makes it kino is that you wouldn't catch Akagi cheating.Just don't get caught, it's that simple.
>>569524446its only kino if you dont get caught
>>569524398Shibu got caught with adultery so he's cutting all his mahjong activities to try making up with his wife. I doubt this works when Asapin went through a similar marriage problems arc and still got divorced
train bocchi get in the /jong/ discord now
>>569524446I honestly wouldn't mind if someone cheated against me IRL. They're also running the risk of being caught life. Digital cheating makes you an absolute garbage human being. It's like comparing actual athletes that have trained their whole life to be able to play in the world cup vs some zoomer NEET playing FIFA
>>569524889Vtuber is probably just biding her time until the divorce lawyer gets her ducks in a row.
https://voca.ro/1limU1y0VDFO
>>569524981>not only are trains cheating baggot sanma players, they are also bocchi the /jong/ the 'cordTO, just ban the entire team already. Fuck these niggers.eliisa-3.png
/jong/, please recommend me some married vtubers to watch.
>>569525324Please marry me
>>569525517Nina
leak the train logs
>>569525574you didn't finish it all before making this post
>>569525758I didn't need to. I'm satisfied with what I heard so far.
They're calling it, the worst nation on Earth.
EU2 11 TABLE B BRITBONG EDITIONTetsumo Musume 120.6Team 6ex Wi7h 63.1The Great /out/doras 26.4Tenpai Prison -254.1https://cytube.implying.fun/c/souzuhttps://www.twitch.tv/souzusweetrollBut first we will be watching Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers as a preshow starting at 18:20 UTC, about 10 minutes from now. The runtime is just under 30 minutes so it will end just before the games begin. Feel free to join!
>>569525324why does it sound like vtubers type of voice
>>569524394Tetsumo complainers
>>569525324Please don't marry me. We shouldn't get any closer than this. I have a professional career mahjong to think of. I won't have any time to spend loving you. I may even cheat on you if we were to get married.
>>569525885>honour>ubased
>be shibukawa>be good at mahjong>have a wife>have a child>popular streamer>throw it all away
>>569525890This song makes me happy every time I hear it
>>569526463That vtubussy was just too good to pass on
Sometimes I look at the starts, and wonder if our grinch is reading our irc's chatlog
>>569525890why does cytube autopause when i tab out, i swear it didn't do that before
>>569525890How do I make it so that the stream doesn't pause every time I tab out
>>569524446Sounds like bullshit. Most of Akagi's greatness isn't in his cheating.The greatness in Janki is cheating. But that's because it's fun to watch sleight of hand.
>>569526854You use discord anyway, there is nothing interesting going on
>>569527104>>569527125i had this same shit yesterday, really annoying
These numbers aren't correct since they're not accounting for the grinched games.
>>569527125>>569527104i knew there'd be some issue with my cssi'll revert it if it's too annoying
>>569526854>look at the starts?
>>569527104works on my machine
>>569527136this akagis greatness is reading people inside out
>>569524680it's okay to be third rate
>>569525890Have you streamed Pingu! yet?
>>569525890Any thoughts about doing Bottom for the next britbong pre-show?The uninitiated need to know what peak British humor is
>>569527464I still tear up when I hear this
>>569520251Cheapest movable induction plate would be like two months of electricity costs.>>569519727I do have a small camping burner and a bigger one with the regulator connection cap for bottles, but using gas is forbidden inside. I could go to the yard to cook, but why would I want the street noise, bugs and bird shit in my food?
>>569527464now that was a kino arc
>>569524446Akagi doesn't cheat to win though.He only cheats to fuck with others' cheats, or to make sure he gets his ultimate life-on-the-line, fair GAMBURU. He's not in it for the money (or to win). Him winning is a side effect of others being shitters.
>>569527642they should host a Countdown episode or one of the other panel shows
>>569525890When are you streaming Pon no Michi
>reddit no michiwho cares
>>569527642How about we watch something actually good like monthy python?ichihime-3.png
>>569528050I cares
>>569527821>it was the yakuza's fault he cheated his way into a daisangen winSure buddyMaybe what you say is true when he got older but 13yo Akagi still wasn't a full-baked life-on-the-line gambler and FKMT made sure to show itHe gets afraid when Yagi-san says they will cut off his arm if he loses and it left such an impression on him that he used this line later as a taunt
>>569522881Back from the shadowrealm award
>>569522881gg cunny domination
>>569522881ggs, League soon.
>>569528263the dsg cheat was fkmt showing that even as a kid akagi was fearless, then again as a kid he didnt really know better
>>569527239surely css cant do that rightamaekoromo-5.png
>>569528480
>>569528052>actually good>like monthy python
>>569529086>shitskin got filteredand water is wet
>>569528414Wining with 1 han tanyaos felt dirty
>>569529086put peep show on the telly
The time has come... The Great /out/doras vs Tetsumo Musume...
>>569522881>get shadowrealmed for flow for the next gameI kneel.ggs
>br*tish telly
>>569529203four dora? thats insane
>>569528568Akagi wasn't fearless, he was savvy. He took the opportunity presented by the cops' presence to cheat because he knew without the cops the yakuza would kill him and he made sure to catch the detective's interest to prevent him from leaving. The game also went on which meant the police couldn't take him to ask about the chicken game he survived. 13yo Akagi definitely felt fear and it was shown when Yagi-san threatened to cut off his arm if he loses. As he got older he got rid of this fear, see the scene where a gun is put in his mouth and he could die in any moment. But back when he was 13yo he still held onto his life to look for a raison d'etre
Send out TheCount
>>569529272i like trains
>>569529272It's time to show these anons trying to derail the thread...
>>569529489crush some jeets for us
>>569529380Taskmaster is good and so are the random panel show clips youtube keeps shilling me
>>569527642How about the Chinaman episode of Father Ted
Put father ted on the telly
>>569527187Wrong team, retard-chama
>anon is trains man
>>569529626Doubt it
>>569529489That while they can only repost internet webms...
>>569529169all bong humo"u"r is the same crude, unfunny shitas expected of such a retarded country
>>569529590>TaskmasterI used to like it but the more I watch the more it feels disingenuine somehowKinda took away the fun when I started second-guessing whether they actually did try or it was all scripted comedy
>>569529678t5, now kindly fuck off, you're not our mystical grinch
>>569529380https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_RRIsMBFBIcynthia-7.png
>>569529692We will /out/skill them in their own game!https://files.catbox.moe/t5pb6c.mp4
>>569529847too many unfunny americans joining
>>569529272>>569529489>>569529692I heard Indians love trains
>>569529590I'm just pissed sean lock died before he could get on taskmaster
>>569528263The DSG was a big-brained 4-D chess move. Also it wasn't about winning at mahjong.Akagi needed to hide from the cops.Akagi needed the cop who did find him, to go away, or at least leave him alone.Akagi needed the yakuza who would normally sell him out just to end it quickly to also keep the game going, and not to sell him out.Pulling a DSG in front of everyone achieved all objectives and kept the game going.Yasuoka couldn't arrest the kid and walk away because he had no proof. He also saw that they were engaging in illegal gambling so he couldn't just arrest Akagi anyway because the bystander dude was just going to immediately cry foul and report him to the press and authorities and bitch about it. He won't get fired but he'll get a lot of shit from his bosses and the press and he can't have that.The yakuza couldn't sell out Akagi now because they have no proof that he cheated so the cop could be a witness to a "legitimate" DSG win who will back up the claim that Akagi won back the guy's money (or some of it). So now they're in the hole and need to make the money back. Also if the dude cries about unfair cheating because he lost all his money and has nothing to lose, it'll hurt their rep because everybody will refuse to play mahjong with them, which also hurts profits.I don't know why I have to list all this shit out to explain it to you by the way. The manga and anime both spoonfeed this shit directly to you. Are you just being a contrarian faggot for the sake of it?>>569529424>As he got older he got rid of this fearWrong.Akagi is a full-blown adrenaline junkie. His face is neutral and nearly emotionless but he's constantly gambling with extreme stakes, usually life-threatening, *BECAUSE* it scares him. The thrill of the gamble, the fear of dying at the table if he loses, is what motivates him. He's depressed and mopey because he wins too hard so he can't experience the high he's chasing.
>>569529960
>>569529847To add onto this, I think it's kinda obvious that all the "make a video" tasks are bullshit and pre-written, considering all the effort necessary for editing
I FUCKING LOVE BRITAIN! (pre-jeet invasion)
and after allyou're my wonderwall
YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL
>/out/doras playing againwho's going to be the next anon to go missing?
>>569530236true
>>569530635(You)
WELL SOMEBODY TOLD MEYOU HAD A BOYFRIENDWHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR
>>569530346You're autistic, the staff helps the players with the editing and even putting together things for the video, the idea is supposed to be from the players, and they're not pretending otherwise.
Guards of Sekhmet234.6(0)Temple of Noten61.3(0)Friendlies Fight Club-78.9(0)Ya-Ku-Oh!-389.6(0)https://youtu.be/c_XpzeEaKCgcommentators welcome!
Table A stream?
>>569531068>Asura!!! Zawa Zawa
is jane a britbong
>>569531165It's right there?
>9:01pm>my game hasn't started yet
Table B /out/ernative stream on the train tracks!https://www.twitch.tv/roleplaytoSurely train lines means better connection, right?ichihime-983.png
>>569529857Ugh, i feel bad for that guy
>>569531343Nice
>>569531372Good, I want to watch the britbong stream instead of my team
>>569531735
>>569531735cute
why is jj bald and fat
>>569531372>Trusting the trains to run on time
oh nonono sanmenbros
*sniff*
'rink water.'ike jelly.Simple as.
>>569531458what are those flashing lights in the distance
Bandit man your capture is off
CAMON GENTS SCOR SOM FUKEN GOOLS
WHAT A MANLY STREAM
>>569532040
BARRY NOOOOOO
Dead.
honitsu forcers get what they deserve
Shanten destroyer just got destroyed
ITS FUCKING OVER
SUJI ARE GENBUTSU
>shadowrealmed in east 2
>>569532949chinitsu
THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKER GO BACK TO JONG
shanten destroyer...
idealin
Stream approved OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzBO4umJAI
mahjong is so easyjust get hanemans and mangans browhy are you still a looper?
>>569531458A train!
go in the building and perform the ritual for your team.
>>569530236>I don't know why I have to list all this shit out to explain it to you by the way.I... didn't contradict any of that? Akagi needed the cops to leave but he needed Yasuoka to stay and protect his ass. Yasuoka himself made sure the other cops would leave. >His face is neutral and nearly emotionlessYeah. Sure. Let's forget about how he was sweating when Yagi made made the bet. Or picrel when he walked into his trap. Really fearless kid you got here. >He's depressed and mopey because he wins too hard so he can't experience the high he's chasing.Again it's only true for older Akagi. The 13yo Akagi who played against Yagi and the yakuza after the chicken game was still not a full-baked gambler. He still didn't have his win streak at the time and he still feared his life. This all disappears when Yasuoka finds him again.
Akagi is like Ayanokoji to some of you here. Buncha wordsalad identical to the dbz powerranking threads I’ve seen
>>569533913based
>>569528263>13yo Akagi still wasn't a full-baked life-on-the-line gamblerhe literally enters the room after driving a car right into the ocean because of a chicken bet
Wow, the player reps of the clubs that joined this year's RC champions league that'll start in a couple days all got some freebies including enough stamps to redeem any character.
>>569533731not sweat, it's raining inside
I asked
his internet is so ass
>>569533913majority shounenspics and "nu" anime watchers dont even know who Akagi is
>>569531458>anon is sneaking into a military base via abandoned train trackswhat the fuck
kirito schools there retarded ass anyday
>>569534116shame there's nothing good to redeem, guess I'll wait for the collab
>>569531458anon you are gonna die
>>569534108A chicken game where he knew a surefire way to survive without major injuries. It shows that he is savvy and only takes bets where he has a good odds of winning. The DSG cheat was the same situation, the yakuza couldn't kill him with the cops present and he avoided a sure loss in a 3v1 game.
>>569525890PLAY JELLY'S SONG SHE NEEDS THE FLOW
>anon gets shot by the military while streaming to usKino
>>569534397I wonder if they thought about doing it during a collab, so new people checking out RC because of the league would have more things to see.
>>569534590Isn't the pop team epic collab on right now, it's outfits only but anyway
>>569534116shiet how you get that? or is it too late
>>569534116>AIsloppaBravo Frank
they call him the tenpai destroyer
>>569534247If he can't beat Goku then he ain't worth acknowledging
>>569534732I didn't get it. One of the player reps for the clubs competing shared the pic.>>569534703Oh yea, but that's more like a mini-collab. I was thinking of a full collab with characters and stuff.
4th acceptance calls should be an extra uma loss
>>569534732you need to be a player in the tourney
they call me the penis chopper
they don't call him yaku destroyer for nothing
i genuinely don't know why i picked j**** for my fantasy team
the shanten destroyer is too strong...
you people don't understand, if she had taken tenpai someone would have won a chiihou the next round
>>569536047she just didn't know it was tenpai because riichi didn't pop up
>3 double ron at one tablekino
>>569536315it's funny knowing this is true
the cuck song...
>>569536315fucking kek
>>569536315so these are the crybabies crying about dama in friendlies, impressive.
>>569536532>damanigger victim complex out of nowheretruly a classic
WHAT THE HELL
>>569536315kek now we know
>only paypigs get uber handsfun
>>569536620kek
WE ARE CHARLIE STEVE
>>569536532that can't be true since this anon doesn't join /mjg/ friendlies
>>569534116Do we have any /mjg/ reps playing? Or is this some IRL circlejerk
furiten is just guaranteed +1 han
>>569537080By that logic, ron skipping is guaranteed +1 han
>>569536532she cries about basically everything other than dama in friendlies
>>569537182ron skipping is artificial furiten
>>569537263I would not know because I don't follow thread celebrity lore
>>569537315furiten riichi is manufactured hype
>>569537182It's worth more than 1 han if it's shanpon suuankou tenpai
>>569537182True. 4th place will do that for S4 comebacks when they need tsumo or 3rd to deal in.
>>569537406It's fake soul actually
I only seem to attract black women but have zero percent interest in them. I might be racist. Mahjong.
They're roasting my teammate
HELLWAIT JAPITAN
i like this guy's voice he sounds a bit like my malecrush george russell sometimes
>>569536980We don't know. They're all from different clubs. I suppose there's a chance that at least one player posts on /mjg/
>>569537876fuck off rc shill
Is the prison team theme about dealing in?
>>569537876half the french club has been on mjg
>>569538219he dropped the soap
>>569537876I'm playing (and POV streaming) tomorrow at least.
>>569538435how good do you have to be to join a club
>1p actually worked Who would cut dora suji...
LEAGUE SEVEN MORE LIKE LEAGUE STEVEN
>>569538524To join a club? Just walk in lmaoTo rep in a tourney like this, depends on your club and their selection criteria
>>569538646i mean like whats average club levellike an adeptchad walking in would be pointless right?
>>569538603Don't look at my score though
>>569538524put it this way; if they enforced a m1 or 200 friendlies limit this tourney couldnt flll a table.
>>569538273Wait, really? I thought that was just a joke.>>569538435Oh cool. Good luck! Which club are you from, if you don't mind telling us? I'm expecting the reps from the JP pro org to be really good. It has 3 teams participating.
>fr*nch
>>569538746Clubs are usually very beginner friendly in the west at least, the scene isn't big enough that people could afford to tell newbies to fuck off lmao and playing helps you learn and improve anyway. I can tell you that people will definitely appreciate if you know at least your basics before you go in because teaching every little thing on top of IRL manners and things is very time consuming and might be overwhelming
>>569538746average club level is adeptchad
>>569538802>I thought that was just a jokeWe even had a french team where sin titulo picked his own club members
>>569538798We could say the same about an auto table league for us, we would have like 20 people who can count fu
>>569539171don't remind me
>>569538603>the famous steve was drafted as the 7th pick>on team 7>in the 7th league
>>569538746>>569539097Oh and forgot to say skill-level wise it's on average not really a lot above gold room. A lot of IRL people don't really tend to grind online too much, it's more of a hobby they play maybe once or twice a week at most and join local tourneys when they're up. There are obviously those who grind out Majsoul or Tenhou or RC ranked games and read the books and all that stuff, but it's not that common I'd say
miko uprising cmon
>>569538524Ideally, you should at least be able to1. Set up a table and deal hands2. Calculate and score a hand IRL.
>>569539494but im a digitalkek
>>569539494>Calculate and score a hand IRL.Haha. The amount of people who even after months or YEARS of IRL play cannot or will not do scoring is surprisingly high.
>riichi multiple times >get fucked in the ass every fucking round because its endless opponents tsumo>didnt deal in ever but still lose in fourth place simply because I was the only fucker to not get a win the entire roundI fucking love mahjong
>>569539171That sounds fun. I assume they did pretty well.
>>569539692They nearly won league that year
>>569539609That's sad and kinda fucked at the same time.
>>569539494>2. Calculate and score a hand IRL.lol lmao even just ask the one autist at the table that knows how to do it
>>569539875>>569539609Just take a picture of it and ask chatgpt to score it
WHAT of Menzen Tsumo?
Wrap it up we're watching this next.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdNmVWXuYec
>>569539856Yeah true. But I think if you don't know what your hand is worth and what it could be worth if X or Y happens, you're not really playing this game for real. This also applies online. If you don't know what your outs are or what you're pushing or what you need in a certain point setup, you are not really playing this game imoBut it's fine to play more casually too
>>569540048cringe
>>569539759Figures. Club players should be pretty good.
>>569540048>WORLD PREMIERE>the biggest ***survival sandbox*** slop you have ever seenTired
>>569540048And what is there to expect?
Celestial Teapotbros... we're going to make it.
>>569540189I didn't post Steve?>>569540224It's an exciting reveal, sir!>>569540225Bloodborne remaster for PC.
bweeeeee
>>569540157Yea of course playing casually is totally ok, but being able to score a hand shouldn't be something only serious players would know. It should be a basic skill like dribbling and shooting in Basketball.
So yugioh team is just feeding to be remembered as the worst team?
>>569540048>he plays AAA sloplol, lmao enjoy your overpriced movies that play by themselves
>>569538802>Which club are you fromI suspect you'll find out tomorrow>I'm expecting the reps from the JP pro org to be really good.Apparently the pro team is functioning as the "final boss" of the tournament in the finals. They won't get a share of the prize pool.The youth team and the women's team are playing normally though, unsure how good those will be
>>569540503We did leak our script at the start
>>569540224>>569540048Dont forget the latest friendslop game that has zero fucking depth and zero server lobbies and is literally designed to be unplayable unless you have a lobby going with three of your friends all who must also pay $30 for the game. Plus after the fotm period ends the game will stop getting updates
Why did Nina hook up with Shibukawa for four years
>>569540707sounds right up /doko/'s alley
>>569540496Definitely. I suspect it's partial laziness, I think they could do it if they were to use a scoring sheet helper and then run it through, but if someone at the table is fast and does it 'automatically' it demotivates some people from ever actively learning to do it instantly themselvesI for one tend to score instantly if it looks like someone doesn't know how to (or if they're taking ten years to do it, because tourney games are timed), but I do try to at least give newer players chances to do it themselves if they look like they'd want to do it.
>>569540810Getting to saint takes sacrifice
>>569540660>I suspect you'll find out tomorrowWell if it's that obvious, I guess I'll just see tomorrow, then.>Apparently the pro team is functioning as the "final boss" of the tournament in the finals.That's pretty cool.
Yugi never loses though?
>just let him score it himself he is going to be fine
>>569540503have you ever watched the anime, every single duel starts with the opponent winning at first
>>569540810Who? Whomst?
>>569540224but wait, we also have>OLD FRANCHISE YOU LOVED BUT WE RUINED BY SHOVING A BUNCH OF GROIDS AND UGLY WOMEN IN IT
>>569540879I totally understand if someone's taking too long to do it and everyone just wants to keep the game moving. I think clubs should provide a laminated scoring reference sheet to everyone during club sessions.
>>569541208the bigger issue is that they turn it into marvel multiverse slop desu
>>569541278Usually there are cheat sheets available, even during tourneys.
for scoring i just count the han, ignore the fu and guess the number and 90% of the time im correct, theres only like 3 numbers other than the mangan+ ones you need to remember
>>569541116>>569511185
>>569539494Most of my club can't even shuffle correctly despite being taught multiple times. The vast majority of them can't score either. I fucking hate it here.
Yugioh Captain quit the team
>>569541386this is very much true and the cheap 1 han hands are also quite easy just say 1000 or 1300 and it's 90% correct
>>569541208Okay big guy, then how about>OLD GAME YOU LOVED BUT AN UGLY REMASTER MADE BY A TEAM THAT ONLY WORKED ON SHITTY PHONE GAMES
>>569541447>shuffle correctlybuy an autotable you cheap bastard
he lost all the stars on his glove
>>569541208>OLD FRANCHISE YOU LOVED>BUT IN JAPAN>BLACK PEOPLE AND TRANS TOO for some reason
how do you even shuffle without an autotable
>>569541386pinfu tsumo, it's the smaller sad numberterminal anko, it's the value of +1han chiitoielse, it's the "normal" value
>>569541386Only need to remember the pinfu numbers below and at 4han desu
shanten status: destroyed
>>569541587My club got paid by Frank to shill his client. I have no idea where the money went. We don't even have club owned sets, only the ones that people voluntarily bring in.
>4 han tsumo, so it's mangan!mfw he has pinfu
>>569541728You put all the tiles face down, build a circle and take every prime numbered tile to make the walls.
So true
>>569541447how the fuck can they not shuffle correctly...it's just mixing the tiles around.
I still don't know how to count fu after seven years of playing mahjong. I just blurt out a score real fast and shove tiles away.
>>569541786Club owner spent it on lube for his personal Miko
>>569541517>barely even gave us a melty
>>569542106You're supposed to place your hands on the mat and not touch the tops of the tiles. They touch the tops of the tiles and flip them over everywhere.
ya-ku-oh bros...
>>569541517why
Yaku-UH-OH
>>569542304I just imagine it should be like the Janki movies, except without the cheating.
>>569542530who knows>>569542586YaACK-uh-oh is right there
>>5695425306 played games5 fourth places3 negativedoesnt want to drag the team down
>>569542304>They touch the tops of the tiles and flip them over everywhere.you're being hustled, theyre secret tetsuya students stacking the walls
YOU'RE A THIRD RATE CAPTAIN PLAYING WITH A FOURTH RATE TEAM!!
>>569542592>janki except without the cheatingdid they even play mahjong in that? i thought it was just cheating.
>>569542656drag us where, we are already in the depths
I'M LOSING TO THESE RETARDS
>>569542656could just bench himself rather than grinching
>Check team IRC log>****: IM GETTING RAPED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569541517I trust you guys don't need me to clean it up, right?
>>569542874TO, I demand a new team with a better score and a new captain. Chop chop
>>569542874Become our new captainatarashiako-1.png
>>569542656>doesnt want to drag the team downeh, we've collectively sunk pretty far down already kek>>569542874nah we're good, I believe it's temporary anyway.
Damn these niggers.
>>569542729Erm, of course they played mahjong. The good guys only cheat if the bad guys cheat first.
>>569539609There was a fu calculator thingie that got PRed for the repo but it got shot down. Should probably still be in there, lemme look for it
>>569541517GRINCHER HAZARD
MIKO UPRISING
>>569539494>>569543360found it. Haven’t tried it yet but it’s probably buggy as shit given it’s all htmlhttps://eternal-anon-44.github.io/mjg-repo/fu-calculator.html
Jelly got ROBBED
test
>these retards outrank meDo people play badly on purpose on stream?
>>569541517>Not taking responsibilityWeak.
>>569543696women will really cut 3s there and say they weren't asking for it
>>569542871We don't have any birdhags on our team
FUCK Miko
>my team rapes the opponents instead of me
>team has a designated sexual emergency player>It's not me
>>569541447at my club people shuffle too well. fucking tile masseurs going at it for 2 minutes between every round
>>569544280I fucking hate those cunts who insist on shuffling for ten years every hand
>>569544269
>his club is too poor for an autotable
>>569544280Does anyone ever shove their tiles into your wall to break it up to stop you from cheating
>>569544352it's for the sake of good flow sir
>>569544492SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NORTH SEAT S4 AND THE TIMER'S RUNNING OUT ALREADY IN EAST 3
What the fuck happened to Ya-Ku-Oh?
SUMMER GAME FEST 2026
>>569544563Ya-Ku Oh-No
>>569544492>>569544559excuse my outburst I meant East seat in S4 naturally and I have some repressions that I only surface when drinking like now
I will never watch a Geoff product
Do you have a time limit for your moves in an irl game, or is it a case of everyone just telling you to hurry up if you take too long?
>>569539609I learned how to score after my first tournament where a friend of mine lost by a hundred points because he messed up scoring a 3 han 40 fu tsumo, it's easy to the point of being inexcusable to not know how if you play in person regularlyhttps://youtu.be/sxsqmzF6jTs?si=15V-wHKYyF5dC6Ew
>>569544773The latter.
>>569544446Having a club autotable implies that you have a permanent space for it, which means you need to have someone front the rent, water, and electricity for a dedicated space, not to mention dumping a good 20 grand at least for a 40 player setup.
>>569544773yeah, they set up a timer like in chess and if you don't make it in time everyone present rapes you
>>569544779He lost due to ura luck
>>569544563they got hand looped
>>569544779I 'cheated' in a tourney once where my kami tsumo'd a 3 han 50 fu hand in all last that would've dropped me to 2nd, but he scored it as 3 han 40 fu that wasn't enough and I said nothing to fix it. I'm not fucking fixing your hand value to lose placement
>>569544773i once made the mistake of saying someone was taking a long time between discard and it made things awkward
>>569544563Turns out heart of the cards doesnt work when there arent any cards. they should have known this considering the importante of wording in yugioh
>>569545056He lost to like three different things, but especially remembering a haku ton shitpost during all last and forgetting to break ippatsu because of it
Imagine not being able to carry an autotable to the clubroom from the back of your transportation every day. If you have at least 4 able bodied members (hotwheels can carry the tiles and sticks), it should be part of daily club activites.
Did yakuoh grinch? Was it easy AI?
>Adepts aren't joining the team singalongsWhere did I go wrong?
>>569544913Your club has 40 people at every session and not a single auto table?
>>569545548I unironically played pretty well, I have no regrets
>code veronica remakeCapcom is the only good gaming studio left huh
>>569544563Temporary setback
It's fine, everything is daijobu, we still fight. Please come back kyaputen...
>>569545585I LOST A FRIEND SOMEWHERE ALONG IN THE BITTERNESSAND I WOULD HAVE STAYED UP WITH YOU ALL NIGHTHAD I KNOWN HOW TO SAVE A LIFE
>>569541072>dama
>>569545842Not until AA7 and AA mjs collab
ive never seen such brutal rape he got hit all 3 times on the first hand and just died
>>569541386The fu system needs to be removed.
>>569546256>names
>>569546157aa7 would suck. hope they go the route of a new cast like dgs.american mahjong.
>>569546256>6letters >7 letters and a number
>>569546425N-word
>>569546548Nigger
>YOU KNOW MY NAME>but when i say it i get hit with >names
Ishantjong
>>569546656
>>569546656Easy entrapment
>>569545762You're not going to bring your own autotable to a public place each week you stupid neet since it's a pain in the ass to transport, setup and teardown. Having a dedicated club autotable is completely different than having your own private autotable.
>autotableWhat about the tile shufflers? Stop letting machines take our jobs.
>Tupac>Snoop DogYokoyama is a fucking retard
>pon no michi thread on /v/Why are you like this? >>>/v/740316075
>his club didn't buy an autotable with frank's money
Nipland is basically pozzed as well, wrap it up weebsTime to move on to..uhhhh...uhhh?
The new Yakuza game has a Tupac collab
>>569547463Tupac thing is so retarded it goes back into based territory
>>569547621kek its the year of collab, mjg doing collab, mjs doing collab everyones doing collab
For me it's Kanye West
>>569547486what about the one on /a/
>>569547574Nigeria.
>>569548089My wife, Aika, was soiled by pack of Nigerian nyaggers...
Is it true mahjong stars are blocking people from shipping Amos tables directly from Japan
>>569547574Mali, caliphate soon brother, inshallah.
>>569548267Kind of? I don't think AMOS will send you replacement parts if you ship it from Nippon instead of going thru MJ Stars.
Jannies are watching slopfest, post lewd Ichihime now
>>569548876
round 1 of the asura tourney is gonna end soon. make sure to get your games in!
>>569548984Yeah I dropped to 50% with all 10 games gone, fuck my luck
Is it enough to make it?
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3970399/853b3c9fd2/
>>569549060You can only play 10 games? fuck, I'm in 30% right now but under 100 points sounds bad
>>569549067Yes
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>>569549067>>569549190it's top 30% of playersmeaning the more people play (if any at this point) the 30% will just remain mostly the same
>>569549239run it
>>569549239GOOD LUCK
>>569549239want me to wintrade you?
>>569549239I hope you get 4th, anon
>>569549239DEAL IN DEAL IN GET 4TH GET 4TH
>>569549239Even if -90,000 4th will qualify youThere are a LOT of shitters in this bracket
I cum inside Ichihime nya
I wish mahjong cat mikos were real brosamaekoromo-990.png
>>569547621So what, after all that fuzz Japan actually liked AC Shadows in the end?
Detective has lost their edge …
>>569548378cant you use a forwarding service?
>>569550930Defective
>>569550930More like
>>569551093nice sound file retard
I'm playing against that whore's alt
Did I mention I have five alts on different league teams?
>>569551692What if 4 of your alts have to play against each other in one match?
>>569552095split uma at 25k everyone
>>569552349
>>569546256Why is your mangan worth 7515?
>>569552546Fuck off.
>>569550640There is a way.
>>569547574Mars colony. Whadda ya mean you don't have 69 billion for a ticket?
Bakey bakey
>>569550432make this the next thread’s OP i dare you
>stop playing mahjong ranked>life desire skyrocketsuh oh
>>569553929edit it to have big tits so it doesnt get deleted
>>569554185she already has big tits in the image idiot
>>569554185kek, poor amae
Sex with that slutty soulless paid shill panda
>>569552546Fuck on.
We still fuck!
Latinx representation looks good
>>569552810That's how Asura works. The round doesn't end when someone rons or tsumos, but subsequent wins are worth less.
You may now bake the thread
>>569555159Rons aren't worth any less.
>>569555159what are you talking about, it works the same as always, you just tsumo less, because there's less playersthere's everything wrong about that screenshot
>>569555662>>569552810okay, i now realized it's been taken in the middle of the point numbers animation
>>569556035>>569556035>>569556035>>569556035>>569556035
