ye olde: >>569403625>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg
She won
>been playing for 10 hours>look up how to unlock the doll>buy a thing, find doll and beat doll boss>beat her after 4-5 tries>have fun using whatever weapon i want and summoning spirits>die to the first day boss
Posters who won big time: cc, practice, creasy, viteazuPosters who lost and were subsequently raped beyond recognition: trash, simpojeeta, deviljeeta, ERPfags
if you namedrop this thread you're a fag!
i'm an ironeye main and love muh bowwas surprised to see how slow all the other characters use a bow
>>569499909they won a south east asian sausage in their rears maybe
>>569499909>including yourself at the end of winnersNo you’re the biggest shit poster in this general
>>569499909We could trim this down a bit and remove non hundos no?
>>569500184please don't talk about your country's traditions we are not interested
Posters who won big time: Posters who lost and were subsequently raped beyond recognition: trash, simpojeeta, mushjeeta, creasy, nine box, belan, viteazu negro, terr, sens, zorbease, practinx, ERPfags, avatarfags, dsjeets
posters who won: me eating egg toastposters who lost: browns who schizo out for hours at PWgods
Posters who won bigly: NamedroppersPosters who lost and kept losting: No note players
>S tier100+ streak >A tier75-99 streak >B tier50-74 streak >C tier 25-49 streak >D tier 10-24 streak >F tier0-9 streak >Z tier -1+ loss streak
I won bigly
>>569500870You won sex with me sissy
>>569500860You forgot to drop the rules like no duoing, seed checking, avatarfagging, cheating relics, savestating or using ironeye
>>569500870won the creepiest pedotranny award also see >>569500658
>>569501083>t. c tier copelet
elf sex
ackshully it doesn't count because you didn't follow my totally arbitrary rules chud
I win when playing makes me smile, it's every day bro
>>569501264>>569501071Embarassing mushpaki shittery still going I see.
>>569501083Duoing is valid. The game is designed to be played with friends. If you're not playing with friends, then you're not playing optimally. It's ok to play suboptimally. But it's not ok to expect everyone else to.
>>569501267Isn’t that the part of the point of a completely arbitrary challenge
>>569501462Duoing is arguably the least valid though alongside cheating relics. You’re limiting the rng and communicating using outside the games structure. You are also guaranteed to have at least two people trying their hardest
>>569501504>Having a percentage of wins is an "Arbitary challenge"Huh?
nt adel, we'll get him next time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hUA3tY8UHkThis song reminds me of erg
>>569499746Having fun? She's one of the harder characters to play without good relics but she gets really strong
>>569499746cool story grok
>>569501658You forgot seed checking practinx, being able to "limit the rng" on that level clearly trumps the other two.
wylder>haven't used him yet as he is the most popular characterguardian>he's okay, haven't won a run with him yetironeye>my favorite, it just worksduchess>she's okay, haven't won a run with her yetrecluse>want to make her work, but having to suck up mana after every spell cast got boring quicklyexecutor>haven't used him yet raider>my 2nd favoriterevenant>just got her and pretty fun
>>569501763Cringe. This is what I enjoy listening to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b87a15T4QGw
>>569501462you're alone on this one, the common consensus is that duoing is not valid for streaks at all
i'm such a laggard soz
>>569499898>ED Gladius, Artorius, Mohg, maybe Dancing LionYou can shield poke ED Gladius it's fine, you have to dodge the attacks where he swings the sword in his mouth 3 times and each time sends lines of fire. If you block that one close range it hits you from behind very nice Fromsoft.>MohgEasy >Artorias>Very easy he's a massive shield poke victim you just need to dodge the final hit of his nightreign combo because it hits you from behind if you shield poke it>Dancing LionEasy just remember to move backwards so you're always in front of the Lion and not under him otherwise you get dead angled. With post dmg healing +1 or +2 chip affinity dmg is no longer a problem, shield pokes have massive motion values so despite you poking for 300-400 dmg you're healing a signifiant amount of damage and you don't need full hp when you have Guarding + taking dmg negation.
>>569502164gg that fight is awful without negation at full
>>569502162Nobody cares what your "consensus" is, it's a damned if you do damned if you don't situation, anons are just jealous of better players it's simple lol
>>569502125based grampa rap>>569501763perfect circle is cool
>>569502309Well no the threadshitter is going to do threadshitter things but duo streaks aren't valid because you're playing a very easy version of the game.That's like saying your streak is valid if you go play bow ironeye in solo mode for 1000 games, who cares.
>>569501658>>569502162>You’re limiting the rng and communicating using outside the games structureYou are fully expected to communicate with friends while playing the game. That's why they implemented such a robust password system. If you don't want to use the tools you're given, that's fine, but you're playing with a self imposed limitation.
>>569502384Valid to who? to you?
>>569500860>5 away from B tierSo close.
Even doe we literally barely duo'd (30 games out of 100, not even 50%, also EXCUSE US for becoming friends, proposterous right?) and there's multiple gg posts on our own daily but let's just ignore that because it doesn't serve my schizo narrative
>>569502457Valid to people in this thread which you presumably care about otherwise why would you post it here?
>>569502696I mean the visual codex says 100 if you think it's valid or not that's more like your problem
>>569502235>you can shieldpoke ED Gladius except when you cantproved my point award>MoghEasy until phase 2*Anyway, ED Gladius is a horrible matchup for bird, don't spread blatant misinfo. The only time its not is when you have great loot.
>>569502857>>you can shieldpoke ED Gladius except when you cant>proved my point awardAh so you're not a serious person and just threadshitting for replies, fair enough
>>569502326>based grampa rapPull up to the function and call me grandpa to my face, young blood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIUzq7X020A
>>569502818Zorban's codex says 84 for streak because of his flawless climb going through the lower depths.Is that streak valid?
>>569503121I didn't do that all played all D5 games with no VC and mostly on the PW solo
>>569503017I would, also Aquemini is a good album
>>569502963Saying "shield poke Guardian is an auto win vs everything" and not including the hardest hitter in the game that counters shield poking is not a serious statement and typical delulu-clown posting from you.
>>569501462said no one ever
>>569503251>Duchess with RoBThat's Executor's weapon, chud
>>569503251why are you holding the sword by the tip are you stupid?
>>569503390(You)
>>569503423She uses it better due to FP and restage. You lost exejeeta.
>>569502309no one is jealous dumb nigger people are rightfully calling out fraud streaks
>>569503423>>569503460I am stupid. Also I just got a Recluse relic line with Dormant Katanas. RoB weapon art dex respec build inc.
>>569503543you sound upset lmao
>>569501763>>569502125for me it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xetSFt4BuFw
I miss Mike27
>>569503683Never understood how people can listen to Miku songs, its like a cheese grater against my ears
>>569503251two nukes wasn't enough
>>569503390you forgot to factor in that zorGAWD is a machine against the hot dog
>>569501240 (Me)Meant for this brown tard here >>569503669
cc
>>569503543Nah they are right, you are a jealous shitter, its that simple.
>>569504564it can be both
>>569504029>The 3 shittest bosses
>>569504403why everyone here wants to fuck cc?
pw streaks are moot with players like cc practice devil shifty
even doe shifty is highkirkenuinely a queue terrorist
>>569505051A goal terrorist*
>zorfat saying shield poke is OP Vs gladius after losing to it several times as shield scholar after getting dead angled and swarmedWhy would you lie when you stream all your games
>>569505693You know what they say Never trust a scotsman
whose side should i choose? practice and cc? or trish and tinpo?
>>569506252reject the false dichotomychoose creasy
>>569505693It's not just that it's the high stam and high fire chip dmg FORCING non shieldpoke gameplay, thus it's not "auto win" anymore as he claimed.
>>569506252Terr
I unlocked a new fetish recently and unfortunately it's not a very good one
>>569504127Nothing to do with shield poking thoughbeit.
>>569506252'zuk and maddy
Trashpo being so defensive about people saying duo streaking isn’t real streaking is admission by guilt that they know it’s fake
The game is making me madder than normal today. Feels like I'm not doing anything right.
>>569506704Highly important post to /erg/ culture and history
>>569506704okay you win it's not real... I am a sh*tter...
>>569506562What is it?
>>569506704Trvke
>>569505693But I played Shield Scholar once vs Gladius and I died not to being dead angled but trying to dodge the attack where Gladius dashes twice then does the Heolstor nukeWhy would you lie when I stream all my games?That's also Scholar and not Guardian who has much more hp Save the threadshitting for the professionals, you're clearly still in training.
>>569506252the side with normal people
>>569506680has everything to do with "shieldpoke guardian is an autowin" when you factor in the implied "his" before shieldpoke guardian and that he's a machine vs the hotdogs
>>569506704But he only duo'd 30% of the time!!Just like how Devil only cheated in 30% of his relics and Practice seed checked 30% of each map!!
Will queue but I'm dodging tricephalos, augur, caligo, ed libra, balancers, dreglord, mystery boss
>>569507109cute and valid
>>569507109based adel enjoyer
>>569506539Said no one ever>>569506808Don’t ask dummy we don’t need anymore threadshitting
>>569506704Finally facts and logic have prevailed. It’s funny seeing them samefag though like someone gives a shit about their streak never mind wasting time to defend it
>>569506935Pick shield guardian for dogs every time or you're full of shit (we know this already but still)
>>569506808It's male on futa
>>569507473If Gladius shows up tonight sure I'll do it until I fight ED
>>569507265
>>569507109Dreglord is kino thoughbeit
>>569507507What about futa on male
>>569507620anons wouldn't know since they die night 1/2
>>569507507straight >>569507693gay
>>569506704Duofags in shambles
>>569503762you’re not cultured enough is all>>569500658>>569501264>>569500184finally some accurate posts
>>569508068Shut up dummy
Why does nobody play duchess
>>569508175She's so strong that she's boring.
>>569507725You don't need to make fun of belan, practice, sludge and terr like that
>>569508530kek real shit, just checked and the only two losses in my results history are vs artorias and mogh
>>569507693Don't like it at all honestly, futa on female is still the best however especially when it's small dom big sub
>>569502125>>569501763>>569503017Actual asscheeks in music form
now that the dust that was long settled got kicked up and has settled again I think we all agree duos are cringe and duostreaks are fraudulent
>>569506684this desu
>>569509253this
>>569509480obsessed and mindbroken
hate duos! bully duos! make duos cry!
>>569509480raped-victim post
>>569508126you’re mad cus it’s true
>>569509480facts
>>569509253>>569509604You're too afraid to post your own music.
>>569509964No
>>569507620they made him too easy for the goycattle audience, his stagger animation lasts too long and his phase 3 transition lasts too longthe mini stagger after dealing X amount of damage is also unnecessary
>>569508175I do
That scholar corpse in the basement had like 12 perfumes on him, what the fuck, GG
I haven't seen any of the known duos in weeks so I don't know what the paranoid schizophrenics are hollering about.
Reminder that Deviljeet lost and got raped by PakiBVLLS
>>569510904Yay gg bullying the worm every time! lol that body I was wondering wtf was up with that. He must have a build that starts with 6, but where did he get the other 6? I wonder if he did it on purpose, like asking for everyone's perfumes and then dying so teams like us could get them.
>>569510981You have them blocked then>>569511079Be quiet pedotroon
>>569510904If he had 3 start with x perfume relics it fits.
>trash>shitbox>trooncakeNightmare lobby + worst thread shitters lobby, despicable
>>569511079>>569510904amazing giga bouncers guys good work. the perfumes came in handy as hell
>>569511023We all knew that don't trigger his PTSD though he'll start screeching about terr again
>>569511079You can't cheat your biology. YWNBAW
>>569511079Multiple undertakers is OP you didn't beat the game
>>569511079Scholar starts with a full slot of any item and he has double slot capacity, so he gets double the amount of perfumes. You could theoretically just start with 12.
>>569511487true undertaker is very strong and powerful
carried by practice award goes to >>569509480
>>569511651said no one ever
>>569511540Oh right. I'm dumb, thanks!>>569511431Right? We destroyed them. I love getting two armament Raider weapons. He's the best invader blessing me nearly every run. >>569511487It's so good and so fun. Ult spam, cloak spam, unga spam. Dishonest melee gaming where you stack as much damage and staggering as you can before you need to learn the move set. Castersissy melee style.
>>569511023strange brown post
>manta back on nightreign>no post about iterg has fallen
>>569512140qrd on manta?
>>569512070the powerstance attacks cost a little too much stamina I think I'd rather 2 hand 1 colossal and do crouch attacks while tranced desu. But it hit hard
>>569512140kys shiteazu cuckgro
>>569512265how do you crouch attack?
>>569512070Kill yourself, worthless rape victim troon.
i miss cc
>>569512334You have to delete a folder called "system32" and it unlock crouch attack desu
>>569512070See >>569511454 and >>569511214
Is a colossal sword passive good for undertaker?
>>569512335this looks like ai
>>569512194shifty's girlfailure waifu
shitcake is so lame and pedophilic and a chronic 3 barrer...let's all just block him
>>569512427mean
>>569512471Yes
>>569512550dude you post about them like 10 times every thread go add them on steam if you want their attention so badly
should I not buy Duskbluds on principle even if my little brother already bought a shitch 2?
GG ED Caligo.
>>569512982yes, don't buy it
>>569512471No, not really. Her stamina is kind of bad, it's better to use fists because of it.
>>569513060gg comfy run, forgot I had upliftings awardthat tail swipe caught me off-guard
>>569512982You have no principles, you're just a bitter faggot
>>569512265Yeah it costs a bit much, I usually do a jump attack, swing twice, hit cloak to refill melee and do two more attacks if I can. >>569512471Do you mean dormant colossal swords? Or like colossal sword attack power? Either way, yes. I personally love the Godslayer sword on her. It's insanely good for Caker because of the strength and faith scaling. Not to mention that if you find two handing buffs it hits like a truck and I really like the light attack two hand move set. I think the issue is that the other colossal sword is much, much weaker so if you're running dormant colossal sword there's a chance you'll be using that one which is just okay. Also I feel like even though there are only two purple drops in the pool I still don't get either one very often which is frustrating. I really wish I had a good dormant colossal swords relic with like night invaders or phys 4 on the deep relics so I could slot it into my builds without weakening them. Also part 2, like the other anon said, her stamina is bad so for a weapon like that you need to make sure you drain your stamina first then cloak up to refill the bar otherwise it will feel really sluggish. Doing that then ulting to refill your stamina and cloak, you can repeat the process and if you're stacking a lot of damage that should be enough to delete most field bosses.
>>569513398gyat
>>569513269thanks for the (you)
>>569513398got a dormant colossal swords + dormant colossal swords attack power depth relic and just kinda trying to find a good home for it because it feels like a gigantic waste not to use it so I'll give it a shot
5 hours until SGF, high on hopium
>>569512982The very suggestion of you not buying it caused some considerable dilation so no don’t buy it.>>569512136There’s a lot of those being made right now for some reason.
>>569513601>doesn't deny itA nerve was indeed strucketh
>>569512962>stop curbstomping the mentally ill freak of nature who shits up our threads and queue you chudnah, with every post he'll be one step closer to accepting reality and finally hanging himself
>>569503669 (Me)Oops this was actually meant for this retard here>>569512962
>>569514572>t. the raped
>>569514572>>569514578mindbroken by trannies award
>>569514720don't describe your current state of being thanks
Does lifesteal fist work on Death Knights? Couldn't tell if it just didn't or I was just skill issue-ing and hitting them wrong
>>569514802You are very much more raped than the tranny you keep seething about
Who is doing all this raping? i hope it's revenant mains
Make your choice
>>569514909>outing yourself as a leftardmaybe reddit is more up to your speed
>>569515125sudden enemies is legit you can one shot some POI bosses doe...
>>569515173A leftard wouldn't say tranny or make rape jokes however, rape-victim anon.
>>569514557Anon do you really want highguard 2 / Concord 4 (5?)
>>569512490It is>>569512962He’s a chaser and gets off on chasing them in front of everyone sadly
>>569515053raped people rape people
>>569515173>>569515306>>569385413>>569431935
>>569515125Sudden death so I can go "Neat" when it randomly kills something I had no idea it could kill like the Leyendell knights through their shields
>>569515306not true plus you're defending troons as if your life depends on it so you are a leftard
>>569515289Trish cute
>>569515409Don't reply to yourself and don't use words you don't know the meaning of raped maggot
ded q
>>569515380Yes, xhe does. He’s just THAT raped. Crazy, isn’t it? (That said I am somewhat hopeful for SGF in general)
>>569515409True, the guy defending trannies is a really weird chaser. Probably terrjeet again telling everyone about his gock fetish.
>>569515969>>569516047being this mind broken by trannies is the raped behavior
>>569514858Don't bother trying it with dlc enemies.
>>569516325We knew this already but be careful, xhe will start crying about xher rapist Devilbvll again.
>>569516408Does it not work for any DLC enemies? I guess I never tried it, I don't end up with Clinging Bone/lifesteal fist very often when playing Nightreign
>>569516148name? so i can unblock
>>569516432Stop talking about yourself in third person Deviljeet
>>569516648nah you probably had a good reason to block me so let's leave it at that
>>569516047Lol. You felt attacked looks like.
>A fucking jellyfish
oh it’s just belan, nvm then
manta is so retarded
>>569517206shiftycope
>>569512823Don't know why there's so much Scholar x Underraker art. Scholar is clearly gay.
>Tarnished edition>Maybe I should try an ER run>Remember the game isn't fun at all with all the exploration removedGay
>>569517434It’s literally just because they were released together. Artists are notorious shitters who don’t play the game.
>>569517483uoh
>>569516612From what I know it doesn't work against anything remotely notable enough to be useful against, which is a stark contrast to the base game where you can lock down mini bosses.
>>569516356>>569516960Shut your maggot faggot ass up terrtroon your general is dead and never coming back this means you should take your gock chasing somewhere else
>>569517434They buddy up together in their remembrances and it reveals undercaker was the one there when scholar originally died.
>>569517483What does this even mean?
good morning erg!!
Poster who won big time: >>569505051
>>569517749Right, that's a shame. I still do find it useful for some annoying enemies in Nightreign, I just hoped it would extend to humanoid DLC bosses as well like Death Knights and Divine Beast Warriors
>>569517684Yes it's that and surely not their friendship that both their remembrances explores
Undertaker should be with ME instead
>>569517837>originally diedAre all the nightfarer's dead? How does that work with Revenant saying Wylder is so close to death that he'd be dead already without the Roundtable Hold sustaining him
before anyone crucifies me I know this isn't a good buildbut I was just having a mighty giggle realizing just how many + colossal sword relics I had for undertaker
>>569517684>>569517434>there are people here who legit haven't played the gamegrim
>>569517483>>569517707obese pedo posts
>>569516040>simpojeet post
>>569517976mornin' cutie
>>569518484The build is absolutely fine anon.Find the Godslayer Greatsword, 2 hand it and press r1 while searching for passives that increase 2handed dmg
>>569517434He's just a soft boy, not gay. He asks for her help, he sees her deep dark secret and decides to help her, she saves him, she feels calm with the crystal he gave her, one of her relics is his monocle case and they were released at the same time. She's not used to people liking her, much less wanting her around and he's seen all of her, even the side she's ashamed of. It's a cute ship.
>>569518423No. Scholar is an albinauric with essentially a terminal illness. His remembrance is about that albinauric disease that eventually kills them affecting him again when waking up in the hold and wondering why it is happening to him but no one else. His story is about how he is different from the rest of the nightfarers.
>>569517935Once you've explored Elden Ring once you can't do it again and you know that 99% of the game's locations have nothing useful, so it just boils down to legacy dungeon AB pathing, which is just a dark souls run with way more horseriding.
>>569518972truke
>>569519149randomizer>but-randomizer
>>569517483Play seamless with me
>>569517483if you go long enough without playing then it will feel like exploring the lesser known places again
>>569518749
>>569519358not him, but are there randomizers that actually randomize sensibly? Like replacing which weapon is where, which spell is where without totally breaking the intended type of things you find
>>569519358my boyfriend wanted to try randomizer mod before i finished the dlc and we met a new enemy type right by the storm gate and it made me cry
>>569518252>>569518493a friendship is not a romance
>>569519149Rl1 run? Randomiser? Mods? You just sound like a lazy faggot
>>569517807Yup. Definitely attacked. Subpar falseflag too.
@shiftyYou coming to the z-tier cookout tomorrow?
>being jealous of a scrawny old manGrim.
>>569519821>>569519997thefifthmatt's randomizer lets you already heavily customize the randomization rulesets, and more features are in development, he's still actively working on it.If you want to keep the plot and flavor intact, just leave key and quest items non-randomized. For other things you can easily make rulesets like "only put spells and crystal tears to boss drops". You can also set any given item to "not randomized" to keep the game flow intact, if you have the vanilla game knowledge required.Enemy randomization lets you do whatever the fuck you want, you can go full autismo.I'm one of the freaks with 1000+ hours in ER and something like 400 hours of those have been spent in the randomizer, it has yet to get old.
Let's all appreciate Trish and Devil
>>569520405>duofag neet>cheaterOk appreciated
>>569520805what you should be saying is "stop namedropping" instead of trying to put down your superiors.
>>569520405Appreciating them with all my holes
>>569520037Single men and women who interact in real life cannot just be friends
>>569520296 (me)Meant to address this to @terr
ggs caligo
gg regular dog
Manta viewers are so raped and bad (shifty and shiteazu included)
>>569520212>continuing to dig your graveNot a good look indeed
>>569518028Don’t respond to yourself faggot maggot threadshitter
>>569521250shifty can you block pratinx? he doesn’t like gaol, he is a laggar and a cheater too
>>569521450> he doesn’t like gaolwe did 4 that run though
dsg status???
>>569519197nigga got a giraffe neck like fr
trish having a full blown melty itt after finding out doing a duo streak doesn’t make them a good player
>>569522090raped long ago
>>569522773I've seen enough, send in the belangod
>>569522773oh shifty...
never a boring game with roxy
>>569523091that wasn't me, as you can see it was gaol terrorist, completely different person
gg mystery bugscursed run including roxy dc and rc after like 15 mins
>>569522317Troontinx is a man i.e. a he, not a they.
>>569522773dayum that's like shifty n' shit uunngggg oh yeah so good
>>569523187oh right, we hate gaols here right?
>>569521142outdated worldview btw
>>569521349Well now you’ve just proven the point
>>569524391t. neutered goycattle
when was the last time you had a match with three identical characters?
>>569525137Triple Undertaker is the most common one by far bc it has actual synergy (ult spam)
Caligo is complete and utter bullshit. Sorry but I prepared for the possibility of forward breath this time, and as soon as I saw her inhaling, I ran perfectly 90 degrees perpendicularly to the left, and she still caught me on the very edge of the breath for a one shot kill.Fuck this fucking ass game.Still won though, but I'm mad. This game suuuuucks.
dancer dead angles you like crazy wtf
>>569525284>struggling against freeligoName?
>>569525372Yeah, because all of her attacks are at least 270 degrees around her body, if not 360 degree4s.
gg caligoI had nightmare rng that whole run and was relying on ROA the whole time. I burned through my starlight shards early which is why I pinged them in the shelter lol
>>569525596By the time I bought what I wanted, I was out of runes. Sorry.
>>569525137Triple wylder vs ed birds last week and ed libra like 3 week agoTriple undertaker vs something about a month ago Triple raider against something about 2 weeks ago
ggs animus, 2 sleep pots wasn't enough to put him to sleep at the start so sad
daily creasygawd jubilation ceremony
>>569525767gg big bugs! Thank you both for all that lovely loot, I was beyond stacked. It's been too long since I got to use my favorite spell in the game, Frenzied Burst. Standing across the entire map zapping people like Cyclops is so fun. Getting to do like half their HP in Phase 1 during the roar because of the range...Also I have 7 of 8 of my last games have been evedark. 1 more and I'll have a cute page full of purple.
>>569521142Dumb and strange/untrue thing to say
>>569525137last week, triple wylder with pepe and shifty vs gigadel
>>569525137A few days ago triple Undercaker. We posted our gg at the same time 3 Raiders did theirs.
>>569526147Who asked
>>569521142>>569524881Translation: "I'm desperate and horny, and anyone who shows me any kindness, I will become unhealthily obsessed with"
>>569526487It's just the truth anon. You can pretend otherwise but your parents knew this truth and so did every generation before. Only this new sheltered generation raised on the internet who don't interact with the real world think otherwise.
>>569512140I'm watching LobosJr play Nine Sols. I like pointing and clapping at the screen when streamer i like says thing i like is good
>>569524682>post-rape humiliation ritualThanks for the free entertainment
>>569526487Translation: "My brain and reproductive parts are raped by xenohormones and full of plastic"
back in queue
Guys I haven't played since the DLC came out can you carry me and guide me around the new map it's too confusing I don't know where to go or where the crystals spawn or what the new PoIs are. I made it to DoN 4 before I stopped playing.
>>569527909>>569526645You're definitely one of those "you owe me sex" style rapists.
my solo attempts are officially cursedI got morgot spawning in while fighting the dog under the castle two runs in a row
>>569528367we like morgott here
terrgawdcreasykingbelaryantinpodeityshiftyhero
>>569515053Revenants couldn’t rape a fly
>>569528619>tinpodeitypoltroonpoo*sorry guys my bad
>>569527208Keep going. You’re on a quest to keep digging that hole.
>>569528619*terrjeetacuckoldsakshammy mistake bros typo there
I hate this place so much
>>569529429why?
>>569529429hello!
>>569529462half the posts are rancid spiteful shitflinging made just to hurt people/piss people off without the slightest attempt to be funny or witty
>>569528801>begging to be raped moreBe careful what you wish for your asshole might not take much more
i love cc
>>569529961We should bring each other up instead. I like playing with 100 streak S tier trishtina!
>>569529641uoh
>>569529961>>569529429>he says while contributing nothing to the thread as well
>>569530430Stop saying uoh
>>569530282ELF x CC
>>569530571go for >>569530571
>>569529993Well now you’re not even trying to hide it.
>>569530621no
1 hour until nightreign dlc ED yellowstar tomorrow
>>569530874sugger gay fuckfest isnt for 2 more hours sussy nani baka
need bell bearing huntress gf
>>569528249Just watch some jewtube guides or explore casually in d0
>>569530980It 1 hour were I live. You must love inna 1 hour time bubble like a fugging bakak
cc please queue, i don’t want to be alone with trash
>>569528249its actually really easy. just go clockwise. day 2 will mark crystals on your map. just keep in mindfor lake great church there are 3 orb drops. the left waterfall lobster, the exterior church boss, then the right waterfall lobster. mimic trolls can be killed before they spawnif the underside cliff church is zamor, you need to kill the dragon outside for the grace or the dupe basement boss. zamors are almost never worth bothering with theres like 4 of them and they give shit for runes and the interior is FULL of statue imps
I heard the tarnished edition finally got announced.How much extra content is it going to have?Also is it going to be a free update for people who already own the game in other platforms?
>>569532070550 yen purchase for existing versions.Couple starting classes, equipment and horse armors
>>569528249most expeditions start like thisexercise common sense on what bosses you can handle and looking for crystals. A lot of the time day 2 is simply do the ninvaders then do a castle.
>>569532070You’ll have to pay £13 for itTwo new classesThat’s it
>>569530840Looks like your brown asshole has been completely excavated to the point you're just spewing nonsense drivel what a sad sight
a brahmin will enter the q in 3 minutes
each floor of the hollows griefing towers should've counted as an evergaol prisoner defeated
>>569532507Is there any reason you’re so fixated on man ass? I’m not interested in your gay ERP. Just commenting on the obvious.
tactical "get eaten so boss dies faster" move
>>569533781gg nice job lolthanks for the double legendary at the forge
nice 503 Byte image nerd
>>569533781WHERE'D MY IMAGE GO
>>569533781
>>569533781How is this even possible
imagine thinking i missed the rollbakathis was on purpose. you know it, i know it. the best people know it. they look at me and say, "nobody gets grabbed like you do". yea. when you're famous they just let you do it.
>>569534357same way i managed to do this yesterday
>>569534363>getting grabbed by adel>using the wrong death poker AoWnightmare lobby webms hurt to watch...
>>569534654I like the big explosion who cares about DoT
>>569533781>>569534257I look like this>>569528254Got his ass
i miss nrg
>>569533768>still flailing about like a mindless retardIt's over you lost stop replying you're only embarrassing yourself
I miss vancian magic
how do we stop tinpo
Is it more affordable to purchase the services of a bot or an Indian to make posts on erg?
>>569535613block
from what
>>569535796Latter
gg mystery horse, how did you know it was horse and not libra, dropped 3 LL items that run
>>569535796same thing retard, most ai bots are acutally just indians
seed check
>>569535956gg! Full purple page.
>>569536027is that like a tribute or
>>569535390Way to dodge the question. Guess I struck a nerve. Keep it up.
>>569536195more like a buck check
>>569536027>>569536195LOL. I like that.
Why am I in queue again? I hate this game. Honestly, fuck it. I swear to god, if I get artorias or caligo again, I might lose my shit.
They need to buff groundslam by like 3x its normal power. Because it takes a day and a half to perform the move. The animation to get up is so incredibly long, that it makes the move worthless. You are better off just performing a normal attack combo. You'll do more damage and stance damage that way.
>>569536859I get what you mean but you gotta accept the fact that there are good ashes of war and bad ashes of war, it's part of the rng
>>569536859It needs to come out faster, even if it did triple the damage its awful to use.
>>569537101No, everything should have at least situational usefulness, if not universal usefulness. A slow groundslam could be situationally useful if it did more damage. Because it would still leave you vulnerable after the fact, you couldn't spam it all the time. But you could find situations to use it sometimes. Being completely useless however, is not ok.
>>569536575Play Onimusha demo
>>569536319Sure didn't but your continued coping post-rape is definitely a sight to behold
>>569537703I'm not in the mood for another action game. I want something like Zelda. A bit of exploration and puzzling, with some light combat.
a floorgawd is queueing
>>569538414stop falseflagging as me
Anyone else feel like they overprepared when they get an ultra kitted out run then the boss isn't Everdark? Got my Duchess up to 3000 damage per Blade of Gold in my latest run. That was downright silly. Gnoster had no idea what hit him.
gg dreglord
gg the teamwork was off the charts on that one
ggs dreglord
>>569538640that always happens. I had a purple GB RoA, double balancers, like 4 purple skill attack passives. ended up being normal adel
UIf that's ED libra, we're so fucking dead. Soemone dodge. Oh no, I hear the intro music.
>>569538710>>569538725ultra nightmare lobby
>>569538640A stacked run into a normal boss is one of the games favourite combinations, followed by nightmare run into ED Libra.
>>569537998Every reply you make says otherwise.
abhorrent vomit inducing lobby from the deepest most foetid slums of Uttar Pradesh
>>569539584don't bring up your place of birth unprompted deviljeet
>>569539765>>569539584Got his ass here
>>569522317>>569506806You guys won okay I am a cringe troon and your based
>>569511634nice
my rando streak isn't real either because I got carried through some 2 and 3 bars
>>569530383We won trishbros!>>569529961At this point for me the threadshitting is just background noise, in elden ring we had a saying "shitters gonna shit"
gg hot birds
>>569539479Your schizojeet headcanon does not equal reality get that through your brown skull already
>>569541245bro is playing the ps1 demake
i still dont know the posting condition for practinx gg posts, when and why does he do it
>>569541261There you go doing it again. Go ahead. Keep it up.
How does Power of House Marais work in Nightreign? I got the executioner sword, kept it in my offhand as I was using cold star fists and killing everything I thought it was like a general damage buff to you, but does the damage only effect the executioner sword?
>>569541647Adds stacks of a buff you can only see on the character page. Stacks to 100.
trish the eternal
>>569541647all damage you do gets buffed
>>569541245how can you play the game like this?
>>569541763trish the Banished...
>>569541743>>569541806Okay that's cool, we got the crater shifting earth too, so I had gold cold start fists. But they were only saying the attack was 200 at the end of the game. Thought that was kinda low so wasn't sure how the buff worked. Do you need to actually use the executioner sword or its just enough to have it on your back while using another weapon?
They're not announcingm shit btw it would of been datamined weeks ago lol
>>569541647>>569541743Also if you drop it the buff icon disappears but the actual buff stays. You can easily see this with Grafted when your stats don't plummet when you drop it
>>569541965I used to watch a lot of anime in 240p when I was a kid, so i have no problem with this.
>>569542342etna sexooo
>>569541763Trishtina the 100-Streak S-Tier?
>>569541419it's usually ED balancers for some reason>another sens lobbythey are duoing at this points
Trish the cutest!
>>569542352That's a larp we were watching it at 480p
>brown retard troon is liked by nobody yet still insists on sticking aroundJust like in real life.
>>569542642do you look like this?
Deviljeet seethe ^
>>569542471You guys tried to say cc and terr were duoing with him at some points. Already out of narratives?
>>569542559>>569542419>>569542036>>569541763Quit talking about yourself, cabron.
Imagine meeting someone in the thread and becoming friends to play the videogame together... that would be fucking disgusting and proposterous
>>569542471Why did he used to dodge balancers when they were still new to depths?
>>569542841Callate maricon
>>569543050Ay caramba, carnal. Suicidio, ahora!
>>569543050me la pelas con tu cara embarrada de cagada
>bronze genius trans goddess is liked by everybody yet still insists on withholding feetJust like in real life.
>>569542790Stop noticing things.
>>569542198200 is an insane value to have on fists, which normally look more like 50~100.
>>569542790Terr was duoing with him
>>569543285Least delusional troontinx post.
>>569541623You've completely lost it this is just pathetic
>>569542724I look like that and I service bwc daily
>>569542419>>569542559>>569543285Fair and sensible points that I agree with thank yu
>>569541261Skulls can't be brown. What a silly little post.
>>569522773Time is a flat circle
>>569543528Quit replying to yourself.
Was gonna queue but the thread is just tinpo and trish samefagging as per usual. Think it was the same as before I left for work 8 hours ago.
>>569543502I love erg girls
As a bloodborne player, do I go fth, int, or hybrid for what Arcane feel?
>>569544089Hi
what will they reveal???COPEREIGNERS WHERE WE AT???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkWcy9GvvUM [Embed]SEVEN MINUTES UNTIL I KILL MYSLEF!!!!!
>>569544246hi uoh
>>569544089That's right, get out of MY queue goober
oh well
oh boy am i excited for nightreign news at summer game fest
Bleh I'm so upset it didn't do my super trance ult. I must've panicked and misclicked.
>>569544586>>569544709what happened
>>569544224I'd go for INT/FTH though the investment is high and melee options are scarce. Pure INT is probably closer to hunter tools than pure FTH.
>>569543463>just repeating himself over and over againWind up monkey. Every single time.
>>569544586>>569544709be honest to me, i won’t judge
>>569544698me too cc, wanna watch it together and chill?
Nightreign dies today.
>>569544434By not having trish blocked you are actively encouraging this kind of posts.
gg very large fish I'm glad i got the chance for revenge so soon, gaol terrorist will be delighted to hear the nears
>>569543528your so valid
help me im fighting adel and my raider is using flame of frenzy and my ironeye is using a lightning greatbow
>>569544770>>569544939Giga goat, only 2 LLTBT, had a chance to get both of them, but I normal ult'd instead of trance ult'd and botched it.
>>569545000kill yourself
>>569545096There's no such thing as a lightning gb
gg big fishI had a nice hammer with skill up that I dropped for my 3rd curved that I should have pinged but both of you were already running away and the rain was on us
>>569544957i'm already watching it with friends sorry
>>569544990>this kind of postsxaar
>>569538852Called it.I would have played more defensively from the start, but I didn't realize at first that I was the only one without a less likely on. So all attention was on me. After I caught on, I just started running around the field while condemned chased me. One of my falls was because I saw a madness heal in my peripheral vision, and moved over to grab it. But it was on top of a portal and the portal killed me. Just a dumb ass way to die.Another one of my falls, was because I was trying to heal, and I didn't see the condemned right in striking distance in front of me. In all the confusion, I was just blind and got crushed.Another fall was because I thought I could get in, ult and get out. With the undertaker there, I figured it would be safe, because she would follow up and distract the boss long enough to get out. But the boss and the condemned both were just way to aggro and overwhelmed me before I could make my escape.Basically, it was a complete shitshow for me.
DON'T LET IT END!!!! PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOO NIGHT FARER BROS... I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
>>569545236cc please watch sgf with me!
>>569545236fuck my chungus life
>>569545289oh yeah, another fall was because of the inescapable eye. No madness heal on the field, and none in my pockets. I ran as far as I could, until the eye finally triggered, and gave the condemned just enough time to get a good jumping strike on my head.
>>569545264I made a slight grammatical error and you're still a bioweapon.
>>569545157i readed it wrong it was holy with lightning power up
>>569545000don't use xbow please that's my thing
>>569545289What?
>>569545627Chicken butt.
>>569544698is anyone actually expecting news? we'll at best get someone duskbloods related
Cuphead fans just won bigly
Please new soulsborne game that isn't Duskbloods, please new soulsborne game that isn't Duskbloods, please new soulsborne game that isn't Duskbloods, please....
>A game we've been waiting to see for a long timeBLOODBORNE 2?????
I'm watching SGF with nightmare nimi. Hbu?
>>569546028bwoh your cerulean onslaught??
>>569546249>nightmare nimilmao cuck
Help. I lost 5 of my last 42 games. That's greater than 10% :(
>for more than two decadesuhhh miyazaki sama????
gg greg
>banned from /v/ because I told a shill to fuck off with his cunt of war threadYou gotta be shitting me. Must because I called him a jeet.
Miyazaki cries himself to sleep every night wishing he could be FUMITO UEDA
miyazaki is such a hack loser
>>569546135Bloodborne would have been shown at the god of war circlejerk stream if it was coming back
>It's another "one billion games I don't give a fuck about and not a single peep from FS because Miyacucky is a nigger" episode
>>569546556uoh
Is there some kind of neckbeard loser videogames award show going on or what also I hate these fucking faggot dumbbell and triangle captchas FUCK OFF
>chinkshit
>>569544919Point that finger back at yourself tard
>>569546512>Must becausepoint that rancid brown finger back at yourself
>Ching chong ping pong pao pao waoNext game please
hilarious thread today btw
>>569546789They're announcing Dark Souls IIII after this though
chinkslop
Nuke China already man
>>569546585I appreciate that Miyazaki doesn't *normally* announce games years before they're released. I hate having to wait so long. Games should come out within 12 months of their announcement. Ideally within 3 months. Just long enough to milk preorders and all that gay stuff.
Does the west eat this chinkslop stuff or something? Who the fuck cares about the Smwall Dong Dynasty.
>Random nip devs being brought out and introduced>Michaelzucky is jerking off at home
>>569546741Phone autocorrected "must be cause"
Snoop Dogg jumpscareTupac jumpscare
>>569546862they're announcing a new type of mindaids ITT
>>569547043I am a tremendous wuxia fan
>>569547043Chink companies make it, chinks eat it up, Western players ignore it(over 90% of Steam reviews for that Wukong game were Chinese, less than 3% were in English) but the CCP dumps money into "overseas cultural promotion" initiatives so their studios can buy their way into these Western game expos.
>>569545797June 8th is the Duskbloods appearance at the Nintendo Direct.
Oh Elden Ring.... ohhhh Elden Ring.....
>>569547160i transheart bbc
>>569547448LOOK AT THE SKY
>>569547448what's up bro
>swedesnuh uh im not falling for skaane trickery again
>Shattered by someone… or something…It was shattered by Marika though this is revealed right at the beginning. Why is the narrator saying it like it’s a mystery?
>>569547531>See's normal black person>instantly thinks of transgender BBC cuckold porninteresting crowd /dsg/ has cultivated.
>>569547339True. The CCP has a very vested interest in keeping its soft power without actually understanding what enables that is.>>569546789Not really no
>>569547796cause its comedic and tongue in the cheeks
>>569547902whose cheeks tho
I completed the no hit mode thing on mortal shell 1. It was super easy
>>569546543>>569546551Truth. Ueda just cock slapped him if we’re being honest.
>>569547974good job sludgey
>BoatsBLOODBORNE 2 CONFIRMED
>Legendary franchiseUhhh Dark Souls 4 doubters? Did we get too cocky??
>>569547974Yeah. Even the “good” souls knockoffs will keep you occupied for a few days at most. Nothing else in the genre has the staying power of Fromsoft games.
>>569546281dead “”””””meme”””””>>569546556they could wait for more eyes to be on it but yeah I doubt it
>>569547951the player's
>>569547796do they tell you she did it i thought they just said it got shattered and she disappeared
>>569547796Fromsoft changed the story and lore of Elden Ring constantly throughout development, it's extremely likely that they hadn't decided on how the Elden Ring was destroyed when they made the trailer.
>>569547356thats why i said at best, it'll probably just be some tarnished edition trailer or just nothing
>>569548409I thought George wrote it
>>569548178It’s funny from stole the final boss from mortal shell for Elden ring though and it was still shit
>>569546697You just can’t help yourself. It’s a compulsion. Just stop.
>>569548178Lies of P and AI Limit are peakinocenmakinokinoslopkino though
>bandaiNANI??!>sci fiIt’s over
>jeets in charge of audio sync
Gundam huh? I wonder if they'll finally manage to make a good one
>>569548896I want to like Gundam Games but I never do.hopefully this changes my mind
>>569548178I found remnant and remnant 2 to be quite excellent, but it's also because it does so much of its own cool mechanics that it's maybe not even that applicable to call it a souls game
GOOSE EGG BROS WE WON!!!!
I guess they blew their load with cuphead and RE in the first 30 seconds. disappointing
i dont care about video game trailers fags get in the q
>>569548550Your lack of self awareness astounds me
>>569549212Why not? We're all watching together. This is a shared /erg/ moment
>>569549018Wouldn't surprise me if the devs copy armored core, its pretty much the only big successful mech game in recent times
>>569549018>>569548896as I was watching and I saw the face I said to myself "What in the fucking gundam face ripoff is that?", then it was gundam, but yes most if not all gundam games have been dogshit (zeonic front was based, gbo2 was gatcha slop but pulling a good suit like this felt nice)
>>569548512George only made the skeletonHe wrote that the elden ring was shattered, the names Marika and her children and some other stuff stuff that's just the barebones of the setting
>>569549253There you go again. Proving the point. Digging the hole.
>>569549371Armored Core VI was unreasonably good. I should reinstall.
ENTERhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4767480/Lords_of_the_Fallen_II/
>>569549527lords of the middy II
>>569549417wow who is this
>>569549432I wonder if he was supposed to do more but he didn’t finish
Please.... one crumb of soulsborne.....
>>569549527How many times are they gonna remake the same game
>>569548409>>569548634Truth.>>569549432Source? I don’t think we actually know what the extent of his help was.
Game trailers really use a lot of ai slop
summer games fest forgot about mario
>>569549527>slop of the fallen
>>569549527No one gives a shit terr shut the fuck up and stop shilling your slop
What's up guys
>>569549527how many times did they make the sequel to this shart i swear it has happened three times
>More Star Wars slop despite interest in the franchise being at an all time lowGrim.>>569548743Jesus Christ. I thought it was just me. Hire better staff members instead of Rakesh, Geoff.
>fortnite slop>star wars slop>mmo slopwhere is eldog ring 2
Zoomers don't care about star wars. Is this trying to win back boomers who played episode 1 racer? Too little too late
gg great triple caker run. we all have the same build! so called free thinking cakers???
>>569550141not up to much just having sex the usual
>>569549668Zaku 2 high mobility type reuse "P" device
>>569550382everyone returns to vigormaxxing builds eventually. Even trishtina the 100-streak S tier
>>569550382Clone build
>>569550382Wow, that sure is a lobby
Sound is so desynced
>>569550382Almost got trolled by balancers day 1.And yeah I need to see 1k+ hp when running the dex relic. ED augur is just very nice, has saved multiple runs for me.
Looks like a bit of desync
>latinx slop fighting game What the actual fuck
>>569550518It's nice basically having wylder HP so most things wont oone shot you trough negations. She so squishy...>>569550747That seed was kinda spooky day 1, it just wouldn't let us do the invaders lolI fuck with that double spears build very nice I used to do that too, the fire purple one is nice
>>569550382Kill yourself.
>>569550674>>569550809bharat quality sound engineers saar
Welp that’s switch 2 segment lmao
>>569550382ergawdesses
Imagine spending money advertising your shitty game here and the sound being this desynced
>>569550382why are you still here when you're only embarrassing yourself and making everyone else uncomfortable?
>>569549507Extremely hypocritical thing for you to say thread shitter
>>569551321humiliation fetish
>>569551226<3
>>569549417
wtf is "anshar studios?"
Saw? They're actually trying another one ? Strange world, the first 2 saw games were utter ass
>>569551891saksham studios's parent company
>chud soulsno thanks
lotf2 looks litty
Lords of the slop 2, hopefully they tune up the combat from 1 I liked it but it had a lot of issues
>>569552191dat bih gah
>>569550382gg pure innocent maidens defeating stinky garbage man! We destroyed him and I was blessed with this amazing relic for her. Truly a blessed run.
>europe mentioned>black guy walks through the door
>>569552341Ohh amazing relic. We are multiplying...
WODKA KURWA
>>569550969 (me)meant for this worthless maggot here >>569552341
ESLs should just speak their own language and leave it to subtitles
this is awful
humiliation ritual
>>569552407true
Can see the guy in the suit. How embarrassing
dogshit event
NOT VIDYA
Amougus cartoon...
>>569553182theyre 10 years late
>>569550396… did no /erg/poster, ever
ewww i hate monster hunter
Mush grooming expansion
>>569553534Certainly not me. I’m not married yet
>>569550674>>569551053>>569550809>>569551891>>569552083We need to cease subcontinental hiring
chink-rollslop
why do these unreal engine chink soulsslop games look and feel so sauceless compared to fromsoft
How do we ban Chinese game devs from Geoff’s shows? I swear this is the same gameplay trailer from every Chinese studio
This has got to be the most stiff and lame action game I've ever seen
I want to fight curtains in NR
>>569551959It looks way more polished and high effort than the first 2, though I think the first was serviceable enough. Unfortunately this one is done by a very whatever dev, so…>>569552407Very gay but predictable.
>>569554147Sure this new saw looks polished, but its dead by daylight pvp slop so into the trash it goes
>>569553925Lack of invasions.It's why they're all destined to sell like shit and be forgotten two weeks after release.
>>569554085true they never even have multiplayer
>>569554431holy pvpcuck cope. Get the fuck out of here faggot.
SONIC GODS WE’RE FUCKING WINNING!!!!!!
Anime slop...and attack on titan at that too lmao
>>569554502kys lard ass
>>569553647jeeeej>>569547531got his ass
If you expected anything drop your tag so we can call you stupid
>>569550518Yeah we all seemed to have settled on it for her. She survives a lot more stuff with 40% DNAF with that extra bit of HP. Playing with the augur relic again after not using it for like 300 games I've come to love it all over again. I really do end up with a sliver of HP missing a lot and during really messy fights like ed libra it gets me back up nicely. >>569552446I get it, everyone wants to Caker because she's so fun and aggressive. >>569551226<3
Well that's that, Nightreign's done.Such wasted potential
Nightreign lost
>race car dindu road man game>trailer for dlc of rapper man Gaming is dead
>>569555287>>569555409did the fest end already?
Nothing but slop, the summer games fest just gets worse and worse each year
>>569555240You will never be a woman. Not in a million years. Not ever.
That Palworld girl is super cute might masturbate to her later
I thought telltale went bankrupt
I thought telltale died
Glass Him
>>569555718Keep us posted
>>569551086Holy shit you’re right it went by so fast I didn’t even realize guess that’s it for Duskbloods >>569555616There’s like 20 minutes leftMaybe… they’re saving it for the last?
>>569555718Why would you say this
practice would use ED augur if he had the colors for it
Forced walking in games should’ve died out already, makes me not want to play your game
>>569555965Duskbloods is at the Nintendo direct next week.
STELLAR BLADE COOM KINO SEQUEL WOOOOHOOOOOO
>>569555714it's all about being a tranny nowadays, get with the thymes dad
Executor mains how hard is it to charge up the cursed sword in trios?
ishizaki san where are you
>>569556258we will never get kino like this again
HIGH GUARD TWO
it's so over
we lost
it’s ogre….
we are the cancelled
how do people still care about final fantasy
Ending on fucking final fantasy, just kill me already
highguard remake???
thank you nintendo for killing souls
>nightreign is officially dead and abandoned
nightsissies...
Only excited for Stellar Blade 2.
>>569557468Gamers won bigly
>>569557324fromsoft is so bad now. they release a live service multiplayer game then kill it within 6 months. never renews bloodborne. next game is a nother bteam live service game. wtf happened bros?
we are the raped
>>569557579The hebes are going to go crazy for this one.
>>569557269>>569557554>>5695574682 hours wasted holy FUCK why did they make it so top heavy???
I'm sorry you guys didn't get the announcements you wanted. That must be so hard for you
They said nothing about diddybluds and horse armor edish either so we gotta wait until the next announcement about anything
Its ok, next year the chinks will reveal all their wuxia nightreign clones...
Its so over for us
Here lies elden ring nightreign, abandoned by its creators after a measly 7 monthsRest in peace
>>569557869gonna have sex with you to let out my anger
>>569557603it turns out that actually the japanese are a silly and confused people without paternal han guidance and big yang energy
>>569557603They specifically said in the lead up to Nightreign that it is not a live service. I don’t know why so many of you assumed it would be. They don’t do live service
we had a good run
This last segment is so gay final fantasy is so lame why the fuck did they give this 10 minutes long
>>569558348No we didn't
>>569558210>online multiplayer game>continuously updated live like a serviceif that isnt live service then what is
Why did they remake a game over 3 games
>>569557246>>569557269>>569558363oldtroons love they chickynuggs, get in line
>>569558590Money, why even ask this question?
Sad there's nothing more for this game. It was better than anyone expected and it deserved more. The characters deserved more. I'll probably play it for another few months but eventually I'll stop and I'll be so sad about it.
>>569558590dood its just like the freaking original freaking 3 discs bro you wouldnt get it
lmfbao
>>569558857This but do it irl
>>569558868>laughing my fucking brown ass off
>>569558489dancefloor-rocking truke
As usual, that was a fucking disappointment. I knew there was going to be no Nightreign announcement, it’s clear they’re done with the game at this point, but moving away from that this industry really does feel like it’s in the fucking shitter. There were like 4, maybe 5, *maybe* 6 games in there over a fucking two hour period that looked like they were worth the time of day. And it’s been this way for years. State of Play might have actually beat it out. Goddamn.
from software doesn't actually exist
Part of the reason Miyazaki is so good is he will abandon beloved IPs on a whim to make new stuff.
>>569559482I only care about cuphead 1.5 and cuphead 2. Nothing else looked good.
>>569559708are you gonna do a new speed run?
>>569559660he's literally been making the same game for over a decade.
So it's over and there's nothing for us? We get nothing? There's fuckall? We just get shit on? A fart in the wind? That's it? That's all? That's all there is?
>>56956009117 years. Longer, if you take the development time of Demon's Souls into account.
>>569559660erm......
>>569560268>he ACTUALLY thought we were getting fromsoft content
the limveld castle ravine is stuck in my head what do
>>569518493>there are people here who are heterosexual and don’t play bad games Must be quite shocking to you I’m sure.
Now what
I guess it's time to try invading in Elden Ring again
>>569561350We continue streaking
>>5695613501/3
>>569560268it's not even like I was expecting Elden Ring 2 or something crazy like that, but damn there really was nothing
>>569560268You got what you deserve
>>569560289>>569560268>>569560091>>569559482>>569558752… is this it? the truth nuke to destroy /erg/…?
>>569561356yeah me too!!!!!
>>569561350You kys and spare the thread, hopefully
things would have gone down differently if gemmy were here
>>569561350uoh
>>569561356>>569562121make sure to make webms
erg girls chainsawing the hosts...
>>569561350creepy...
Mahiro but with boobs
real shit
Well. That’s that then. Honestly feels a bit retarded of From to not promote Duskbloods here. Kind of feels like they themselves aren’t so sure about it. >>569557673Kek. He got owned.
>>569563071so Asuna
Dream lobby?
gg onii chan
>>569563331That was unfair.
shit wylder
>>569563331>they all have spidey sensejeetSo f*cking cool...
>>569563585He was only able to attack twice. That was disgusting.
>>569563585Stop making D tier posts. You're supposed to be an S tier now
>>569558348cc, do you wanna play TMNT splintered fate coop with me?
>>569563331wretched noob lobby
>>569561350hope that microsoft paid them a bunch of money to have their next game on sunday
>>569558348cc please dont give up on us
FC time
I only really PVPed in DS3 how do I do it well in Elden Ring? I know in DS3 the emphasis was on neutral, spacing, and roll catches with parries being another common "theme"
>>569564547press L2 button
>>569561350now we play balancer duchess and beastslop like god intended
>>569558443>>569561908>>569561919This this this this so much this
>>569561302Why are you even here if you don't like nightreign
>>569564547its like that but watered down and retarded and there are like zero trucombos and we are all waiting for our moment to l2
>>569561302Why are you here?
Does anyone still use undertaker necklace?
Seriously considering not playing the next Souls successor Fromsoft shits out. I can't say I like any of the enemy designs in Elden ring of Nightreign. I didn't enjoy Dark Souls 3 either.It's like I still play these games, because I want to recapture the feeling I had when I played Demon's Souls and Dark Souls for the first time. But I can't ignore the fact that the worst parts of those games, the stuff I really disliked, not only persists, but grows in the share they claim over the content of the games.I don't think I can stomach another "prepare to die" overtuned experience.
gg gigagoat the crystal rise bugged out and i couldn't open it :L so it took me so long to catch up
>>569565325Trishtina the 100-Streak S-Tier does. I already have a ult buff+ninvaders relic though so I don't need it
>>569565325I still use it but im considering it swapping it out for a relic that just has "improved attack power when ult" because the buff is really short, you don't get much value at all unless you use fast weapons
Libras scream hitbox when he gets madnessed is so silly strong
isa is still the best non-skillslop melee build
>>569565787Hello sissy
>>569565465>sixth sense intactHe's so cool...
>>569565465geegee
>all you're getting is a shitty one shot mode and a single dlc thanks for the 50 bucks gaijin
>>569565492>>569565483This and in no respec undertaker you usually end up using a slow weapon unless you use fists. it feels like the buff decays slower than it goes up and it's only 20% at max stacks. I just don't have a good relic to change it rn
>>569565972mmmmmmmm 5 million sales mmmm
>>569566187sorry decays faster*
...
Lots of ed libra after seeing about 3 in my previous 200 games
>>569565972ishithacki you were supposed to be better than miyahacki...from has fallen...
>>569565972not the worst looking japanese man
>>569565159>>569565003>/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) GeneralDon’t reply twice.
>>569565325It never leaves my fist wylder build.
>>569563973that would make zero sense>>569566546keep it to yourself threadshitter no one asked
gg jellywylderman you should really queue with randoms until you have at least a full set of relics
>>569554297Yeah, that’s understandable. Shame. The WW1 setting seemed like it had potential. >>569554085They got one taste of FromSoft soulslike money and all immediately jumped to sink their teeth in.
fishe
Anyone else watching SUMMER GAME FEST? What is Fromsoft's new game? Has it come up yet?
>>569567279>>569567310>nakadashiNani?
sad day 2 circle
>>569567749either a really new guy or an alt
>>569510079This is not the general for that cuck
>>569558659>>569563865>>569555718best posts all thread
>>569565869>the HORSED Actually never mind*
>>569566629So that's why the threads have been so bad, it's because of schizos like you who haven't even played the gameNow I understand who pic related was referring to, well at least you self admitted to it so that's good but also go fuck yourself
>>569565807Dormant Fists & Phys+12/+16 clears
>>569568180calm down thread shitter
>>569565807lol, lmaoiSA is a clunky ass mechanic that gets outdamaged by skill slop, casters, status builds, crit and even melee dregs
>>569568291I'm not taking anything from a schizo who dptg
>>569568514>melee dregsshitter post discarded
>>569568180>screenshotting your own posts from the archivebrutally raped behavior
What if guardian wore a nice suit
>executor named enricogamer>worst player I have ever played with
>>569569181>brown character attracts brown player>is dogshit Many such cases.
>>569569097That's not my postYou lost schizo you have 0 hours in nightreign don't speak to me
>>569568707you are an insane person
>>569554602AoT is good. Or it was at least. It deserves better than… whatever that was.
>>569569381you mean to tell me you dug through the archive for a random whining schizo post like it's some kind of profound quote worth saving? you're telling me you're this pathetic and raped?
>game dead>queue dead
>>569500857This didn’t happen
>>569568180There are people here who post and play about Elden Ring exclusively. The fact this is just occurring to you is a sign of your own newfaggotry. Also see >>569569097
>>569569603booty blasted that cuck goddamn
i liked /nrg/ better, all the schizos stayed in /erg/
>>569500857>>569570631truth
>>569569543>>569569603>>569570631>>569570684Fantastic I have set off the weird schizo by telling him he doesn't play the game Loser
I feel like if you're slotting a phys2 into a red slot you might as well replace it with the balancer relic?
Goodbye /erg/
>>569571063depends what's with the phys+2
>>569571013grow up sissy
>>569571013>i have humiliated myself with my raped behavior, time to double down on it
>>569571157No no no wait don’t leave me was it something I said
What are some OP, braindead easy/comfy builds? I'm tired and just want to break the lategame/DLC over my knee.Doing a greatshield + big weapon str build and this is the comfiest fucking shit ever, I just guard counter after a barricade shield and almost everything dies. Also did a int battlemage with moonveil but its fucking stupid how I don't have a reason to use my cool spells when the damage from moonveil is absurd. Any ideas for dex and faith? I assume dex bleed builds also break the game but I haven't tried it myself.
>>569569125hes me
>>569570631So far they've proven to be the worst posters in the thread. Kind of crazy to be honest. All they do is seethe post all day. They don't do fight clubs, they don't stream their play throughs, they just seethe.
>>569571536There's no good dex faith unless you count golden vow requirement as a faith build. Just do 80 faith erdsteel dagger.
>>569571495>>569571442I have 620 hoursYou have 0 hours You're just a jealous loser I think because we still enjoy playing nightreign go away jealous loser
>>569571970I don't mean a dex/faith hybrid build I mean, dex and faith as two different builds. What's so good about the erdsteel dagger?
>>569571536>What are some OP, braindead easy/comfy builds? i hate people like you, you're basically saying you don't actually like the game. half the fun of playing is trying out new different builds and weapons
A laser just dropped on me and I couldn’t ult I’m done I’m done I’m done I’m down holy shit I’m so bad
>>569572120i am going to play the game later i have one hundred and seventy hours slut
>>569572242It has a quirk where holy and flame infusions make both physical and elemental damage scale off faith, unlike most weapons where it's only elemental, so it basically gets double scaling. It also has fast multi hitting R2s, further capitalizing on the insane AR. Combine with the buff from Sacred Blade or Flaming Strike/Flame Spear to shred through everything, and any faith spell you want.
>>569571758I don’t think you can reliably point to and identify them anywhere near consistently enough to say that. The actual worst posters in the thread definitely do play NR by simple probability since most still here do play it and the fact that the worst behavior certainly stems from NR related… “topics”. A lot of us still seem to play both though. I suspect we’ll start seeing shrinkage both ways at this point anyway.
who is this raider lmaoDon't tell me it's the raider glazer from yesterday
There uninstalled. I’m gone. Holy shit fucking hate myself so much
>>569572553Yeah and I've had my fill of that. Found out how simple greatshield guard counters make the endgame slog so I'm looking for more ideas in a similar vein.>>569573065Sounds cool, I was actually thinking of a high defense berserker type character for faith with as much regen as I can stack. Not sure if that would work very well though or me all that good
>>569573224bitch
>>569573013>>569573013>>569573224>>569573191Names? For the Raped list?
>>569573224>>569573191What has had happened
>>569573224It's just a loss just move on bird friend
>>569573269I am it’s fucking over I can’t recover from this, I can’t fucking play anymore. This is honestly the worst thing I’ve ever done
>>569573080It's the elden ring players for sure. All they do is hate post and seethe post. It's all shit flinging. They don't even play the game anymore. They have nothing to talk about other than hating anons.
>>569573254You can make a prayerful strike facetank with all the defensive buffs you can find. Or an 80 faith roar of rugalea build with all the roar buffing items.
>>569573543>prayerful strike facetankconsidering that but it feels like it would play a bit too much like my str character, I want to break the game in different ways. Never heard of the roar build though
>>569573394zdps team including a D1 raider it seems that might as well not be there (except the classic griefing ult), on the dlc map. Too slow, no snowball.Literally zero damage against gnoster, I fell asleep.
>>569573405you'll get up again
>>569573717It's literally the faith build you were describing so I don't know what you want.
another victory for Trishtina the S tier
>>569573191No I haven't been on Nightreign yet, I had to work today
>>569573754Total raidjeet death
>>569574087I want to make french fries but also keep queueing...
how are you supposed to dodge the red moth lasers
>>569574521fat fuck
>>569561976Nothing is stoping you from doing it yourself: >>569547156
>>569574648Ohh I love stuffing myself with french fries then take a fat nap
>>569574648There is nothing wrong with trish getting a fat ass so she can make it clap
>>569574883>>569574878>>569574521yes eat up girlie xoxo
>>569574883>>569575110yess after this run we got augur ough...im in the bird btw
sex with the trishtina unf unf unf
sex with fat erg girls
>>569574853Nothing stopping him from… building a truth nuke to destroy /erg/?
birdtina
fat girls are hot I want to rub their bellies
Chubby tgirls are so hot unf big mommy boobies
stop talking like this please you’re going to trigger another terr melty
>>569576115>>569576556based
gg zdps birdsi kinda panicked on character select but it turned out fine since we're all god gamers
gg worms i zigged when i should have zagged I'm not really used to being the bait but my new duchie straight sword build was decent
>>569575614Doing what miyazaki is too scared to do because the sony and nintendo cartel are keeping him hostage.
>troonerlillies with no sixth sense
>>569577142>>569577197erg goddess lobby
>>569577142We got 2 out of 3 staggers but it didn't feel that much faster. truly zdps
>>569577334tactfully burned it to attack the worm. ydptg
strong boys
>"tactfully burned it to attack the worm. ydptg"
I completely ignored stellar blade 1 but now I might play it because of hebe blade.
the ergkyries
>>569577142>>569577197so many girls in erg
gg red tinpo
someowne...
>>569577582SB1 was really solid and fun but yes you just read my mind
gg big fishers
I had ergieburgies for dinner
having ergiedawgies
>>569576982
>>569579286Hi
gg cold dogs with the boys
gg normal dog how lame we were totally ready for big
>>569581271Literally found every single fire L2stick besides RoB and legendaries
>>569581262>>569581271At least i got this magic wylder kino from it
>>569579083>>569579023>>569577912You’re being annoying stop it
>>569577220Oh. Yeah. You’re right. He (we) should do that…
>>569561350Now we sex spread em
>>569581262>>569581271The girls are wearing boys clothes
>>569561350what are you playing next elf?
>LLTBT, zdps, shitty rise pingsthis run is the full course shifty griefing session i see
