Kangaroo Wife Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>569331812
3 NIGASON CART
janny JANNY JAN JAN JANNY DO YOUR JOB
>>569689995The characters aren't furries, not even the Pyro is.
>>569689995>3 boob threads in a rowtitchads stay winning
>>569689995Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>569689995baaaaaaaaaaaaaasednow watch the schizo post the steam group and start malding>>569689930>>569689930>>569689930reminder
>>569690507cry more faggot, it's SFW and on topic
>>569690729he's already malding look at the previous posts lmao
>>569690596Furry tits aren't attractive.
>>569690818
>>569690596We just had 3 butt threads before this though.The universe always finds a way to balance itself out
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>5696910512, it was interrupted by sniper/spy, unless you're counting the deleted one
excuse me, i'm in need of plapping shupo and olivia and fempyro and zhao and yordle and konata butts
Did Zesty win yet?
>>569691224>unless you're counting the deleted oneyeah, I waslow res devianart tier pics don't count as OP
>>569691279no, but I've creamed the rabbit
>>569691279plap the rabbit
>>569689995Haha, furry wife that's a funny OP sister, thanks for always being online to make your epic OPs!don't forget your tf2 steamgroup next time silly girl: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>569691534many are saying this
>>569691534stop ban evading, tard
>immediately agreed with himself within 30 secondsoh yeah not samefagging on his phone at all
>>569691534Trvke nvke
Hey this is a nice thread, but that OP looks a little off-topic? Here's a concept for next time. Gravelpit Dustbowl.
Very nice OP
>>569691926why are you still pretending you're actually 5 guys at this point
534590856887926Spammer meltdown
>>569690802Why do you have to project your bestiality fetish onto TF2 characters?
>>569692167poorium members rule tf2g
>>569692062that was already the OP just last thread retard>off-topicthe fuck do you mean newfag that's sniper's wife, in sniper's van, with the mercs looking at it
>>569692089Indeed.>>569692062Good name.
>>569692117Probably a group deletion, doesn't mean they are the same poster.
>>569692297you're a retard covering his ass, you can see it was an IP ban in the archive
>>569692283Here's a new one!
>>569692283Mundy's wife is a human being.
>>569691856>depicted: the steam group schizo when he hasn't posted his steam group in 5 minutes
>>569692414Proof?
>>569692468nuh uh
>>569692295If you find this face attractive you are a PDF.
MGE gods own this game
>>569691887>>569691590yuppp
>>569692618check the deletion times and the posts deleted I'm not going to spoonfeed you when you'll just dismiss it again to cover yourself
>>569692928Just because they were deleted at the same time it doesn't mean it's the same poster.
>>569692838ok, and?
>>569693089I'm sure it's just a coincidence the 4698th time all the posts were deleted at once and they all had the same posting style
>>569693218What's she looking at on the phone?
>>569693218And? That is based
>>569693309for real I don't know who he's trying to fool
>>569693218post the full
>>569693218me on the left
>>569693218me on the right
>>569693490that is the full
if they're not gonna let spy be good at killing players can they at least make him effective at annoying players? give him a projectile-based dart gun that causes darkened tunnel vision
>>569694597i know there's more...
>>569694651Classified would be that way
>>569694981oh yeah? how come?
>>569694981no...
>>569693490https://files.catbox.moe/039fdw.mp4
>>569695578holy zased
>>569695578TOO BASED
>>569695578there WAS more to it...
>>569695578(voice) spy: pornography
>>569692138>856
>>569695578https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GxkeVxsaBgA
>>569695578mental BASEDness
>>569697223true
based konatadmin.
>>569698963>meltying over a stupid memetoughest neu tf2 admins
I relapsed.What have I missed?
>>569699536https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Smissmas_2025
>>569699536the mvm update
>>569699649>yet another all class RP tauntwow nothing has changed
>filtered by mge brotherholy shit what a faggot
>>569701015konatasisters for you
>>569698963isn't konata filled with anime porn? what is this dude waffling about screaming about cropped porn
>>569699536Outside of Smissmas we also got some patch notes, most noticeable change is that Spy disguises have been fixed (no more headless Pyro or footless Demo disguises instantly giving you away)
>>569698963>I am already in a bad mood because it's JuneThe sooner he realizes his homosexuality, the better it will be for him
>>569703227there is no single greater self report to being a closeted homosexual than basically his entire streak of behaviora walking stereotype, if you will
>>569695578kinda based
>>569698963There really is no escape from unhinged people
>>569706439I mean expecting the admins of "konata" to be anything but unhinged is silly in retrospect
>>569695578The ear and tail twitching is what makes it a 10/10
>Hey dude are you here for the LAN?
>>569691534Honesly should be in the OP given the state of this place
>honeslyESL samefag's still going huh
>>569698963he has one of these melties every single week over literally nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>569691534What's funny is there's people who go konata who are unironically in that steam group lmao
>>569708549yep
>>569714086 is it misty
>>569716143he doesn't actually know because he doesn't play the game, he's just rambling and samefagging
>>569692414How do you hover over the trash cans to see exact time of deletion, I wanna see this for another archive
>>569720594>How do you hover over the trash cans to see exact time of deletionI mean, exactly like you said? You hover over the word deleted and it says. It might be exclusive to arch.b4k and desuarchive
>>569698963>I'm already in a bad mood because it's Junethis nigga thinks the internet is real
Show me your loadouts with Little Guys
I panicked a little when I found out Splatoon Raiders was releasing around the same time as past Summer updates, but then I breathed a sigh of relief because I realized there is no way they're ever going to release the MVM update so I won't be missing out on anything important
>>569726889are the Splatoon Raiders preorders up already?
>>569727041Yes for like a month already
>>569727041plapmeat
>>569721291Shame, need it for some other blue boards
>>569727041sex
>>569726568
>>569728437I meant like a little pet or something
>>569732310oh I thought you were calling Engineer a little guy because he's the shortest class, lolI don't really use pets outside of Archimedes
hellooo MvM update when i'm tired of no communication eric where's a blog post
Heavy gets a new machine gun primary that removes the need to rev down the gun to fire, but as a trade off it takes an incredibly long time to reload
>>569733221Fucking anything other than another Minigun would be great
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>569734998Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>569735712this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
>this is b4nny's setupWhat's you're excuse for not being good?
You know it's a good game when your teammates are so dopey that you genuinely can't tell if they're spies or not
>>569702608doesn't that crash servers or did they fix that
>>569732971what is this from? i'd like to watch the full shitpost
>>569737375I don't have that amount of desk space for a mousepad. Also, why do neither of his monitors have necks? That must be uncomfortable to look at the screen.
>>569738541It was fixed a few days later
>>569737375I don't feel like throwing *checks his profile* 31k hours of my free time to be good at a game
>>569737375How the fuck is this nigga playing
>>569689995this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>this is the winner of the $5000 mge tournamentwhy aren't you getting paid to play this game anons?
>>569740653I can't compete against that. He's dedicated his life to the craft
>>569740653>mgeI'm not into buff men
>>569740653that isn't even a table, that's a step-stool from walmart he put on his moldy mattress
it isn't about the setup anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwM2kMKgtdU
>>569741362it is in fact about the setup
>4k hours in this game on and off>played maybe 50 hours on heavy>play brass beast + shotgun heavy for a bit>it's actually pretty damn goodgranted, it's basically mandatory to have a medic up your ass.but i never realized how much difference the resistance does
>>569744930it do be fun
>>569716143probably
>>569733221Make it akimbo because dual wielding is coolhttps://youtu.be/SaS49xsM_Ug?t=163
gooooood morning /tf2g/
>>569752192honey plap
>>569698963That Kvas tard single handedly makes me not join there if I see him. He is an insane underage freak who started talking about his foot cheese unprompted and larps as a mudslime, along with blogging about whatever he wants instead playing (he sucks,) and it's cringe as fuck
Ca-Ca-Ca-Casual, Ma-Ma-Ma-MatchmakerJill’s Casual Matchmaker, yeah, it’s slow as HellOhh, Mamacita, now you’re clicking the badgeNeato and snappy, now you’re playing a matchOhh, empty server, it’s a requeue attack!
being that cringe should get you banned for 24hrs, no questions asked
>>569756390What do you mean bro, it's hilarious he's making fun of casual to the funny meme song from the hit kids movie minecraft!
>>569756390
>t. sad little chud with no whimsy in his life
>>569756660If it where funny i think everyone here would appreciate the post, but it's rather low hanging fruit attempt at beating a dead horse. Stop taking general opinions or criticism to heart big girl.
>>569756390Hi Jill, can you bring back quickplay now? Thanks! :)
>>569756860meant for >>569756513
Hello superfans,I am pleased to announce that a live-action TF2 movie is currently in the works and slated for a 2028 release. It seems like I'm finally getting laid off, so in addition to raiding the office fridge I've also decided to leak the cast early. There will not be any coinciding updates to celebrate the release of the movie. On a related note, the MVM update is also cancelled. Enjoy!>Scout: Timothée Chalamet>Soldier: Mel Gibson>Pyro: Hunter Schafer>Demoman: Idris Elba>Heavy: Jack Black (YES he will break into song)>Engineer: Warwick Davis>Medic: Benedict Cumberbatch>Sniper: Oscar Isaac>Spy: Grant Vincent>Ms. Pauling: Zendaya>Administrator: Oprah
>>569757312buddy i was being honest, that post was so funny. it should be the next OP for real!
John Schoenick, my arch nemesis
>>569757954meant for >>569756860
You will not imply that Meet Your Match was badThat is harassment and death threats
>>569758201This joke too is funny, i can see why everyone likes you
>>569758241holy plap
>>569758241plapmeat
>>569754118
>>569756390If they get banned this place dies
You severely overestimate your importance
>>569758241>Zesty is a hateful and dangerous bigot who is evil and constantly harasses people who he dislikesI don't understand why the Emporium went for this angle, Zesty comes across like a lanky dork not some menacing villain. Also, it was them who harassed him and sent him death threats.
>569760482so true sister, its awesome that you talk about zesty every day all day!
>>569760482classic case of projection
>>569726568I love my son.
Friendly reminder Zesty gets mogged by EmporiumGODS and competitiveGODS because he is ultra trash at a game he has dumped thousands of hours into while some zoomer with a hundred hours could join a comp discord server and dunk on his ahh. The new blood has a hold of this game and dysgenic old man Zesty can't cope with this fact while compGODS become idols and EmporiumGODS become rich directing the new and improved artstyleZesty will forever remain a bitter chud who couldn't get on with the times
>>569761118>he doesn't know about the zestyjugend
oh boy i love it when the general leans into discussions about e-celebs
>>569760482>>569760657stop please you're going to make me masturbate
>>569726568I'm not rich enough for a pal. This little birdie is free.
>>569761689>>569697223
>>569766378stop being mean to her chud
>>569764779why are you using the font from TNG for your hud
>>569754118kek
>almost the one year anniversary of the mvm update announcement
>>569758241>You will not imply that Meet Your Match was badit was though
>>569769572plumpyou forgot to give her tf2 hats tho
>>569768416never ever forever
>>569768416stop complaining eric is working super duper really hard on the update and having to make jill actually fix the match maker
>>569761342>>569760482>>569760657>>569769572plap
THIS SUMMER>https://youtu.be/DqPiLxn6_UEINTRODUCING GREY MANN S LATEST AND GREATEST>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3555272381PAINTABLE FOR MAPPERS FOR MAXIMUM CUSTOMIZATIONhttps://youtu.be/DPtn9KzfsGIThe H E L I C O P T ER (New MVM Boss)
>>569744930Heavy is fun actually.Shit opens up when you realize tap fire and bursts are very effective at medium distance instead of trying to put pressure constantly by holding m1.Then you gauge the appliances for jump revs at the open after a shotgun bum rush and you're better than most Heavy-mains who brag about killing F2Ps.>never realized how much difference the resistance doesI'd say BB is as good as stock Minigun on the power scale.Watch FatMagic's video about Brass Beast, he tells stuff about countering Snipers, sneaking for a flank and burst firing for spread recovery. He made a video with Dane, telling all that nitty gritty details.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHL_xspWZc
there's no reason to burst fire, heavy's minigun doesn't have bloom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk0WrrSQnvw
>>569776429Remind me. Does sniper flinch when heavy shoots him with the minigun from afar?
>>569780324No
>>569780324No, but you see if you perfectly tap fire at him with the brass beast every quarter second, you can plink at him for 5.7 dmg per shot until he headshots you
>>569780324Further than 750 units and it doesn't cause any flinch, which isn't too long and farther than Sniper usually engages. This is why you need to carry a shotgun to flinch them up because tossing them a sandwich and acting like a friendly wouldn't work either.>>569780984That is certainly what happens about 90% of encounters because sometimes you get split between shooting at an approaching Demoman or checking your back for Spy and end up eating the headshot anyway because Sniper is a mile away and just peeked out of cover.Go to 23:05 mark at that Uncle Dane w/FatMagic video linked above, FatMagic speaks about countering Snipers and blocking their shots but it's not a reliable technique to speak of.
>>569776429they should buff sniper, methinks
>Further than 750 units doesn't cause any flinch, which isn't too long and farther than Sniper usually engages.>farther than Sniper usually engages>750 unitsWhat kinds of snipers are you running into that are engaging from distances shorter than the 2fort bridge? Imaginary ones?
>>569784436post the gluttonous snake
>>569784453Fuck. I mean Sniper usually engages further than 750 units.
>>569784453grok makes mistakes sometimes
>>569784621who?
>>569784436they should buff the amby, methinks
>>569768416>1 year anniversary of the MvM announcement>Followed by the 10th anniversary of MYM>Next year is TF2's 20th anniversaryIt's not looking good bros...
>>569784436>>569784885>>569785268plap
>>569784885the gluttonous snake
>Stupid dog! You make me look OP!>OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!
>>569785268Stop posting these images.
>>569789550Stop talking to her like that.
>>569785268Keep posting these images.
>>569789694Why?
>>569787129I have no idea who that is
>>569791719massive plaps
>>569791719sex
>>569787163Peak and canon.
My 2 favorite classes both begin with the letter S. That's right, it's scout and soldier. What did you think I was going to say?
>>569797052Spyro and Sengineer
>>569752192>>569758241>>569760482>>569760657>>569769572>>569784436>>569784885>>569785268>>569791719baby making sex with honey, eu, pauline, and the rest of these girls
>>569769572oh this was a midna picespecially baby making sex with midna
why is TF2 the only game valve hasn't ported to source 2?they make tons of money, I don't understand why they just left it in the swamp while focusing on dota 2 2
>>569804206CS:GO and Dota 2 have always made more money than TF2, so unfortunately they prioritized them instead.I imagine that complexity wise, they were also the easier games to port. Porting TF2 would undoubtedly break all of the physics, every weapon that does something unique, probably a lot of the custom map logic, etc. Valve is a company that always chooses the easiest most profit generating option
>>569804206cs was only ported to source 2 in 2023, that's 5-6 years after valve stopped caring about tf2
tf2 definitely needs more plapcakes
>>569806742true sister
>>569806742Today ain't yer day plapcakes
>>569806742what is a plapcake
>>569807345it's this
>>569807345its what the discord gals love to jerk off to!
>>569807461You are a PDF.
>>569807541Ewwwww
>>569807461wtf I love plapcakes now
>>569807345cakes built for plapping
>>569806742correct.>>569807003>>569807461>>569807764plapped
based hours
>>569808201Trans Furtress 2 hours!>>569808219Onions milk, sisters love that!
>>569808201>>569808565truke
>newfag schizo doesn't know about the filtero i am laffin
>>569806742>>569808201Nvke.
>>569808565>>569808867many are saying this!
>>569808867olivia plap
>>569807003>>569807764>>569808867baby making sex with femscout and olivia
>>569810319you missed one >>569807461
>>569810506yeah her as well but I don't know her name
>>569784453This minigun flinch resistance thing wasn't a thing at launch. Valve just decided to shadow patch Sniper to have that when they introduced the cozy camper.It's just stupid.
>>569810821Oh I'm aware. The minigun being used to flinch snipers was even in Meet the Sniper, ironically enough.
>>569810768you don't know kanna?
why can't I outsnipe the SNIPER WITH THE MINIGUN VALVE?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>569810768it's Kanna Kamui.
>>569733895This would require Valve to get its head out of the rectum of 2005 and recognise that Heavy is Heavy and not "Heavy Weapons Guy [man with minigun]"
>>569812850Kanna Cnuuy
>>569812025>>569812850now I dobaby making sex with kanna
My biggest gripe with Heavy was slow mobility and lacking any kind of movement trick besides jump revs which doesn't help at all. There are valid options for moving faster but all of them come with some sort of drawback. Even Engineer revealed to have Sentry jumps and SC jumps, what does Heavy have besides being slow and dragging feet?
>>569814258Gloves of Fapping Urgently but compies didn't like Heavy moving faster than a snail and complained
>>569814258Natascha.
>>569814258they should give him a single shot 8 gauge hunting shotgun or some kind of goofy imperial russian blunderbuss that he can use to FaN jump with
>>569814258He's meant to be that way otherwise he would be too OP.
He actually wouldn't be, as that wouldn't detract from his glaring weaknesses.
Would it be better to prolongate the marked for death effect from 3 seconds to 5 or more than whatever Valve came up with?
>>569691228many are saying this
>>569819529absolutely
>>569819529huh a way for heavy to get somewhere faster? AAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE HOW DO I KILL THIS TUB OF FAT THIS ISN'T COMP APPROVED!!!
As it stands I'd just vote for buffing Dalokoh's Bar.>underrated and underused between lunch box items>overheal barely helps with destroying a single unattended Sentry>only works when you need to punch people (KGB or Eviction) which is a big risk>from switching to GRU or EN you already lose around 20 maximum health and drain follows>extra overheal is not even close to being enough for equipping something like Warrior's Spirit>scoring a melee kill with KGB with a lunchbox equipped, you still have a wind up to deal damage from rangeI would increase the overheal you gain upon consumption from 50 to 80, so it'll function very similar but it'd empower a loner Heavy that punch stuff.With this change you'll get 350 max health and 430 health for a brief moment with overheal. That's plenty for standing your ground.
I still don't get why they nerfed the BASE JumperLike, who even fucking used it?
>>569822307annie plap
>>569691228>>569822307Sometimes it doesn't matter if it's being used, the possibility of it being used threatens compfags
>>569822669fempyro plap
>>569821617Buffing the Dalokohs also buffs the fishcake, all good for everybody
>>5698195295 seconds sounds good, real long time in game but is a more palpable downside, give eviction notice the slight damage vuln, and maybe make a new melee weapon that has some intense melee that would actually do well with the health drain, thats how I’d do it, fuck you jungle inferno
>>569823408this is hate speech bro i reported you directly to gay ben jewell
Oh, new blighthttps://youtu.be/jIdmVv5kl_s
>>569825617This so much sister
>ctrl+f sister>signature use>VNRmy favorite map is koth_harvest
>>569700142the critical fail isn't that badit's short and fits well in a killcam after a particularly embarrassing death
>>569812145better question is why can't heavy's $200 custom tooled cartridges (fired at 10,000 rounds per minute, costing $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds) oneshot sniper? a single one of those bullets should shred him apart instantly even at long range.
>>569823742Yeah that sounds good, and also -5% more damage, just so they can’t say its a revert>>569823742Jungle Inferno and warpaints were the worst thing to happen to tf2 since casual
I'm still upset the raising the bar reprint never happened. I was hoping it might have tf2 beta content.
The TF2 Emporium Yellow Pages project, a complete phonebooking of anyone associated with the Emporium, is now underway. Any publicly visible information about anyone in the Emporium will be found, archived, and assimilated into the Yellow Pages. When complete, the Yellow Pages will be made public to everyone so we can all meet the trannies responsible for ruining Team Fortress 2 and causing Valve to not work with the community anymore.
>>569833480Cool, got any weapon ideas?
HELP MY FRIEND IS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
>>569835117Is it a strange one? I need a new one after some jeet stole mine
>>569835012I'd suggest some sort of tranny deleter weapon, but that already exists (Panic Attack)
>>569835632Can we get Panic Attack 2 (literally just the old one but slightly changed I want the beggars bazooka shotgun on engie)
>>569822307>Like, who even fucking used it?no one, but compoids 0.00001% of the population complained, so it was gutted
>>569835802eagerly waiting for the next yordbro olivia doodle
>>569836474https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b7/Soldier_mvm_get_upgrade01.wav
>>569836474
He's so perfect bros
>>569837025how do you feel about his kangaroo wife sniperanon
>>569835802Buff it back to original plus more fuck compies let soldiers go crazy and give the gunboats some legit rivalry, and give it back the hot air balloon effect too it would be funny, they’re gonna ban it anyways so why kneel to their homosexual laws
>>569835802I like his annies
vinny vinesauce is looking at silly tf2 maps right now
>>569839774Oh no
>>569837852must grab that tummy
>>569839774oh no someone sent him a jump map
join #tf2g on the rizon irc network faggots its free easy any platform and anonymouse repopulate the tf2g irc gogogogogogogogoggoooooo nownownownownww discord is for retards
>>569837852I like his pears
>>569815197KS-23.
>>569842232same
>>569839774oh shit he's on trade_alley
>>569835802>>569836137>>569837852>>569842232>>569843046plapping>569836474paizuri
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/17/Engineer_autobuildingdispenser01.wav
>>569845968me at this thread
>>569828997His magnum dong slaps them away
good night
>>569849580goodnight sleepy tf2gs
Watching the new b4nny kino, why does he have a f4de
>>569856886b4nny does as b4nny pleases
Does b4nny even blink
Whatever d4ddy wants, d4ddy gets
>>569860335no, he's like a snake
>>569863385>Me when a map takes places outside of the barren wastelands of the US in the late 1960s and doesn't use the Cold-War era secret base motif
>>569842508too modern
obsessed
>Removes macro skill factors from the classHeh, nothing personal kid.
>I. MUST. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP!!!
>>569867781Step aside, rusty
>I. MUST. STOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP!!!
>minigun's sounds still get bugged whenever he gets critzepik
poot summer update here
>>569879178heck no
medic and engineer melee weapons should be exempt from random critting because of how they disproportionately gain crit chance vs the effort required
>>569879667heck yes
>>569879628engineer is spy
>>569867781translation?
>>569812145I miss overwatch 1.0 where bastion could btfo widowmaker and any other hero with minigun headshots
>>569880104naaaah!>rancho relaxos>pulls out ridiculously giant pink cookie and sucks it downhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c8/Eng_guzzle_06.wav
>>569879667Doesn't Sniper crit a lot too?
>>569880475Micro -> In the moment gameplay aspectsMeso -> Social and unpredictable gameplay aspectsMacro -> Larger game state and strategic gameplay aspectsBasically the gunboats lower the need to be consonous of health as a resource inabling the Soldier to just more or less to just start glomping players instead of considering wherever or not the hp trade off is worth the risk.
>>569881619yes, but the chances of him getting nerfed are zero because he's valve's favoritealso one could make the argument that he at least technically has to actually do the damage himself instead of offloading it to other people or a turret
>consonous>inabling>to just more or less to just>whereverdo you smell toast burning by any chance?
>melee hits are easier to land because they use the bounding box rather than the normal hurt box>melee hits are way more likely to random critWhy is melee buffed so hard? Why can't we go back to the good old days when melee was supposed to be a shitty last resort when you had no ammo left?
>>569867781I think Soldier should have an alternative to the Gunboats called the Glassboats>85% damage reduction from rocket-jumping>any fall damage will cause instant deathIt would simply be a high-risk high-reward version of the Gunboats that would benefit from being able to consistently slow your falls with rockets
i want blue pants...
Sorry chud but I've healed my team 400hp's worth so I deserve this crit and quarter über
>>569882239Because melee being nothing more than a shitty last resort isn't fun. Having a random chance to absolutely clobber some dude is funny. However, when classes that are supposed to be weak by themselves and at close ranges have a high melee crit chance, that is aggravating to the players who caught them out. Engis, medics, or snipers that otherwise would've been dead to rights instantly killing their attackers who outplayed them, is quite frustrating - this wouldn't be such an issue if their melees didn't crit, or if they had a base crit chance that wasn't modified by the "recent damage dealt" calculation. As it is, they all basically have a 50/50 chance to do 195 damage via melee at all times.
>>569863385Weird way to fall off a chair
>>569882730That would require us to change the hue on a few textures, which is a quite frankly an *insane* amount of work.
>>569882730i wish they would at least fix the blue at the belt area to make it consistent but nah, whoever at valve just ignored that
I think the most underrated aspect of tf2 is how you can customize it, not even counting loadouts. The sheer variety of custom huds, other mods, the ability to use sprays and all of that stuff, it's the only pvp game that you can "pimp" quite like it
What's the worst weapon idea you've ever heard?
>>569888247>>569882621
>>569888420Stop being mean to her.
>>569882621sniff
>>569886845*forces sv_pure 1*
>>569886845that used to be the norm
>>569866827> too modern> designed in 1971???>>569888247Saw someone argue for a reload booster for the Air Strike, which was a take.
>>569890467yes 1971 is too modern for tf2, which takes its inspiration from the 50's and 60'sthe comic even ends somewhere in the 70's iirc
>>569892393Laser guns in the game but irl shotgun from 1971 is too modern for TF2?
90% of TF2 players don't know how to play the game and rely on being carried every single match
>>569893139glad you can read
>>569893139I like its rope
>>569882621>Soldier instantly dying from airblastFunny, though kinda silly that I have a rocket launcher idea that just disables fall damage entirely (at the cost of a lot of other stuff)
Speaking of KS-23https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3557316759Two creators: Oldmann and Jonnhy (Hoppkins). From the description:>item made by Oldmann>suported by Hoppkins and the Motherland dev teamGive everyone who said "this looks good" a self-made, why not?
team painted is what it currently is, but i was thinking of making it orange to stand out more. issue is i feel like then all of my loadouts that use it will have to be the same when i like a little diversity.
>>569895139if you like a little diversity then why would all your loadouts have to also be orange?
>>569895949because i only have the one all-class unusual after cashing out and only kept this one
The pomson should unrev the heavy, unscope the sniper and half every meter on the victim
Just got a game of Valve comp bros.
>tf2g discussing the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj0LzWjaFpY>tf2g shitpostinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFd2KmJn-A
>>569905028>So, you want DEMOFLOYD and FEMPYRO, do you?
>>569905069Why is demofloyd so funny?
>>569737375God made me retarded and bad at games because he hates me
>>569896306so then.. the orange unusual hat will be the bit of diversity
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>569913025monday work day
>>569913025I've played every single bit of tf2 and am no longer in need of any discussion
>>569913025No zesty stream
>>569913025get a job neet faggot
>>569913368Employim rage
>>569913368Get him a job at the deli Viva
>>569913514Viva is finally running his own deli? It seems the grind finally paid off!
>>569913025No funny gun discussion
>>569913368Bit mean.
was posting about an mvm update a bad think and eric is being punished the the elites at valve?
>>569913025lack of shupo, fempyro, yordles, zhao, plapcakes and pokemon waifus posters are probably working
mina the swallower
>>569916610teamfortress2
>>569918495the most fun you can have online-pc gamer (allegedly)
>>569916563Please. Don't be silly. Those people are too mentally deranged to have a job or let alone keep one
sure thing blogposting gorefaggot bagboy
I don’t like mormons
summer update in 2 weeks, right?
>>569921023Need her to flatten my balls with that hammer
>>569919917>said the attentionwhore goretranny
>>569921023Need to empty my balls in her
>>569921023hey miss pauling, fetch me the film reel of the blue midget engaging in intercourse made by esteemed director moistcavitymap
>>569921023Perhaps.
>>569892393>>569893139MvM happens in 1972, the comic ends in 1979. They go through almost all of the 70's, 1971 isn't out of the question.
>>569928938I'm tearing that hole bigger with my painis
MVM update status?
>>569934793releasing as soon as I finish plapping megumi (never)
No way all these snipers aren't part of the "aim community."
>>569935464They're certainly all part of the gay community
MVM update trailer will open the Nintendo Direct tomorrow
>>569938815Followed by Fempyro in Smash Bros
I want Pikmin 5TF2
>>569938980I want egg making sex with meowscarada TF2
>>569938980I want to have sex with your avatar, and by proxy, (You) too
>>569939727holy egg making sex
>>569939727...
>>569939727Meowscarada does NOT have all that
>>569942562not until you max out her beauty stat, that is
>>569939727nta but standard meowscarada is already more than enough sexo
does anyone have that video where Pyro is dead in the 2fort flag room and muffled caramelldansen is playing
hagscarada
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/85/Soldier_autocappedintelligence02.wav
>>569913025Least intelligent general ever. Prove me wrong.
>>569951735i think that's because of how relentlessly horny the people here are
>>569952557HEY! I may be horny but I'm not stupid
>>569952698oh yeah?so what's 2+2 then?
>>569953436uhh uhh it's boobies
>>569953589that's what i figured!
>>569953589correct, because there are 2 boobies
>>5699534362+2 is shup the fuck up.
>>5699558942 shupos?
>>569956119W + M2?
>>569955894shupo shupo?
>>569956119Aimbotter
Give demo a secondary that does nothing but doubles the capacity CLIP capacity of his primary. I just wanna pill people all day and not deal with his anti-fun sticky cum launcher. And no, the sticky jumper nor the shields are even remotely appealing.
>>5699562942 + 2 = 4 big shupo tits
>>569959087Can it double the primary ammo pool as well and give you more self knockback so pill jumps are a thing
gayload is so fucking boring it's unreallike some retirement home curling ass shit
Frankly funny how little images are posted here vs some of the other generals
>>569959214okay but what if...?
>>569960543no that's subtraction and I don't like thatI'll still take the big shupo tho
>>569960543me on the left
>>569960543This is how I feel when people I know (right) have made livings from playing eSports games and I'm (left) still playing TF2
>>569964181Even b4nny hardly makes anything. The only real way to make money off this game is to be a workslopper
i don't play this gameif spies could see other spies through cloak and disguise, how much of the game would it ruin?
>>569966393much
>>569966393All spies would constantly be fighting each other and not doing their job of getting rid of sentries or snipers so yeah it'd suck
>use YER on any server with seasoned players>they just call out that you stabbed them
>>569967858it's not just that, it's that the knife lies and plays a very distinct backstab sound when you stab someone. those people are probably in discord call teamstacks though. also do keep in mind they can replace the backstab sound with a custom one that's much louder.
>>569966393Highlander it would ruin a lotCasual not that much. There's no team coordination and spies don't know the revolver exists. Might help the game better. lowkey it would force f2ps to do something that's not "cloak in the corner for 5 minutes for 1 fail backstab"The sniper would get inadvertently buffed though so maybe to counter this change you should make heavy one shot sniper at any range or distance
>>569966393everyone can see through disguises after a few hundred hours anywaysseeing through cloaks wouldn't matter because now cloak is useless because the enemy spy can just call you out if you're behind their linesit'd also be really funny when spies cross eachother and just ignore eachother to go stab the enemy team which is what I do when I bump into one while invis
Reminder that comp tf2 is autistic ear rape
Dispenser took 40
>>569970110our tele took 12; fall back
Fempyro took 50 loadspush
>>569976986woah woah buddy that's some pretty nasty hate speech
>>569833480Let’s start with Vipes then
>>569980018he hasn't been in there for like a decade, only (you) care about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edkv49fVJCcThis video really takes me back to 2024.>bots finally removed from the game>some of the best maps addedWe didn't realize how good we had it at the time.
>>569980018Live empoorium clitty leakage
>>569980374um the courier is based dough
>>569980334>some of the best maps added>first map is Embargo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FQX07pn_zASpectatorbros...we're so fucking back...
>>569980018Vipes won, you lost.
>>569980845SHUT. IT. DOWN.
>>569980845>Spectating is now considered an "exploit"Casual and its consequences have been a disaster for TF2kind
>>569983147Hope somebody nukes the casual source code so hard it reverts all badges to -1 and makes it unusable forever so people will have to git gud
>>569980845>pyro can airblast spectating players
>>569981086https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/8060The GitHub police is already on the case
>>569985452>Guy on the leftWTF Medic was in a movie???
Revolver you can load 3 shots into and fire in quick succesion
>>569984724so how long will it take to fix this "exploit"
>>569986164Depends when Eric finishes wiping the cookie crumbs off his shirt (it's a busy workday for him)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_YaxHVOlkg
>>569988476https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v2SlLIS9eU
>join match>see our team is 60% snipers and spies>hear the "oh dear" team wipe sound effect before I can select a character>game ends while a played the game for 2 secondsPlease go kill yourself if you don't know how to play a power class. You're wasting everyone's time.
>>569990064https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/57/Cm_sniper_pregamefirst_6s_05.mp3
>>569990064i really hope you picked sniper for those last 2 seconds
>>569992267What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
>>569990064I have a rule where I don't play spy if there's more than two more spies or die three times in a row to some niggers spy checking constantly
https://lowprofile.teamfortress.community/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWY_ILRgV-Q
>>569833480Good job publicly announcing it on site filled with emp troons, now they gonna purge everything they can you fucking retard.Will you include non emporium members that have deep ties with emporium too?
>>569996723>implying it's not an emporium psyop
TF2 FOR SWITCH 2 BABEEEEEYYY!!!
>>569992267PDF
>>569992267Let me guess, a 1000 year old vampire?
>>569999510unconfirmed age dragon taking the form of a 9 year old
>>569989973ooouuugh im retvvvrning...
>>569992267>doesn't loopwhat wizardry is this
>>570001171works on my machine
TF3 was announced during the Nintendo Direct. No way
>>570003080I was a bit confused on why they decided to have a 5 minute segment dedicated to the new thumb wrestling gamemode, but otherwise it was a shit direct.
Direct sucked BALLZ. Good thing there's a new Idle Time...
The Nintendo Direct sucked ass but I got Deltarune ch 5 at least :3
I thought he was doing an episode with mastercoms
>He was gay, Leyendecker?
>the rick may update is actually evil because.... a valve employee might have been rewarded.... for doing a good job....
>>570007064>be tranny>one shot at justifying a legal name change>Vera
>>569992267
>>570012435Everyone doesn't equal 1 person.
zesty is streaming a new idle time RIGHT NOW
>boot up tf2>queue up and get koth sawmill>match already has one minute left and my team is getting camped>lose and the match endsFUN! SO MUCH FUN! I LOVE CASUAL I LOVE CASUAL I LOVE CASUAL!!!
>>570018243
I haven't queued into Virginia servers in a while. I usually get like 15 ping to them, and the next closest servers are Chicago or Atlanta at 50ish ping. Anyone else having this issue?
Does anyone else dream up epic frag movies when they listen to music?
>>569998719PDF boardPDF website
>>570022026Oh so you just fucking admit to it now
>>570022026PDF? What does that mean?
>>570022026Only /gd/ & /tg/>>570023453Portable Document Format
athletic haglivia assmogging miss pauling
>>570022026
>>570023748Your forgot /b/.
>>570026451Captain Kirb
>>570027497thanks
>>570026451https://files.catbox.moe/7au62s.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/v0mf52.png
>>570027883it wasn't necessary, but now I don't need to filter the booru
>>570027883https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GxkeVxsaBgA
>>570027883mental basedness
someone post the flamethrower particle bug fix video that was posted a month ago, I can't find it
>>570028260she's got new goon material to spam, thats not mental sickness
>>569689995>My post made the OPNeat! Anyway, here's the artist for it. I was on vacation.https://x.com/superiorfoxda/status/2062397750705090713
wacko should go back on vacation
dead gamedead general
>>570043560Who killed it?
i will find himi will capture himand no thread will ever die again
guys i need a new pfp with Konata. i was gonna go with this but its AI, help me out
I sold my strange holy mackerel 6 years ago to buy friendslop and now they are like 40 dollars
>>57004537240 dollars is not a lot of money anon
>>570045287just use it, unless you have bluesky syndrome it shouldn't matter if no one else knows
>>570045372I sold a 1-of-a-kind sunbeam hat in 2014 for the equivalent of like $30 in shitty unusuals today. Trust me anon you could've done worse.
>>570045552it matters to me>blusky syndromedont use blusky, its just that i know
>>570045484its not but im stingy (which is why I sold it for friendslop to begin with)
>>570045372some people completely cleared out their backpack back then, i know one of them. its his biggest regret, dont stress it anon
>>570045372the strange festive one is cheaper and I think it looks funnier
>>570045287
snailloyd is better than you.
>>570046597Trvth nvke, snaildier sucks and isn't funny.
lost in the marketplace of ideas btw
this is what you look like trying to force your shitty meme here for years
>>570045484it is for pixels on a screen
>>570048154>webmhttps://youtu.be/JA2TPK0NeFI&t=28
>>570046597Stop before you upset her into having another meltdown please.
Post your latest killcam screenshot
>>570051916
>>570051916Some twatty demo killed me on 2fort when he couldn't even see me today and the killcam was a closeup of him grinning but sadly I don't take random screenshots of my games.
>>570047771Demofloyd won that's why it keeps getting posted here by many people.
>>570045287decided, went with a va-11 picture>pic unrelated
typed b4nny girl in the porn site search bar a second ago
>>570053326i havent posted it in years, i should start posting it again though.
>>570055860I agree!
>>570060050what's she saying
>>570061412ching chong ling long ping pong, maggots
>>570061412maggot
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1360393/sniper won
>>570043560creaming the rabbit game creaming the rabbit general
>>570065849IP GRABBER
Is the black box just outright better than the rocket launcher 9 times out of 10 or am I missing something>You get around 1/3 to 1/2 of your hp back per clip>Reload rate is the same for both so outside of the 1 extra rocket your overall damage output is roughly the same>Priority classes like medic, engie etc die in 2-3 rockets anyway you dont really need a 4th rocket
>>570065849IP GRABBING LINK DNI
>>570067462@grok is this true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grc9_R5iGog&t=7483>I just got word that Phoneyland has been acceptedPhoneyland hater sisters...
>>570067039>>You get around 1/3 to 1/2 of your hp back per clip>20 +20 + 20 = 60maths wasn't your strong suit eh?>the restthat extra rocket is everything if you actually want to get in and out without dying
>>570068008At least this means we're getting the Summer update within 2 weeks assuming there aren't issues. Again.
I'm not watching that but what is it with Valve that attracts this entire secondary cottage economy of (((content creators))) whose entire thing is going "ooohhh did you know... le company... does things for le money... ooohhh Gaben wants... le profits..."Like I get that Valve isn't your average vidya dev but you don't see this sort of trash content creator for other games/studios
People that dicksuck Valve are ruining the game and the industry, fact
>>570068008phoneychads...
>Ermmm did you know Valve is actually a CORPORATION and that means it wants to make money??>"This is not a deep insight why are you making an hour long Youtube essay explaining it">Yikes... another Valve dickrider...
If you recognized yourself from the observation that Valve dicksuckers are ruining the game that's your own personal admission
sucking dick at tf2g
nobody cares about your guerilla marketing campaign bwoh, you are the raped, you are bloody bastard benchod sir
>>570067137konata paizuri
>Jerma officially declaring on stream and in front of 10k+ people that TF2 is his number one game of all time, even surpassing WoWBased. Truly the one TF-tuber that matters and has ever mattered at the end of the day.
>>570068008THE>RIDENEVER>ENDS
>>570069923Fuck off, dumbass.
>>570069089sorry about what ur dad did to you bro
When was the last time you drowned to death? Pretty sure this has never happened to anyone except bored people and people that haven't figured out the controls.
>>570069089baby making sex with honey at tf2g
>>570069923>boycotting valveno one's ever doing that
>youtube man says fuck valve>this is pointless/redundant>youtube man doesn't say fuck valve>this isn't doing enoughYou aren't real people. You're walking alienation techniques.
>>570072854you live in lala land
bait used to be believable
if we send him to valve again to ask for quickplay back all will be well
>>570070295>>570069923>>570069373 >blud got banned for badmouthing the JermanBASED as fuck mods
>on the day of the grand opening of Phoneyland, police were called to the scene due to numerous complaints from visitors about the rotten smell>after several days of investigation, the decomposing body of a humongous overweight man in a blue suit and hat was discovered beneath the site>while police has yet to confirm the claim, it is highly speculated that the remains belong to the notorious "Mobster", last seen on 30 Oct, 2025 inside a frostbitten industrial complex making a... let's say, a sandvich made of tears and comeback dreamshttps://youtu.be/BStd6il0H0M
>>570069583jerma wins yet again
>>570069583tbf he's talking about tf2 when it was good, not the shambling corpse it is right now
>>570078818TF2 still is good.
>be vipes>send dick pics to minors in the emporium>two members find out and try to expose him>he gets banned from the emporium for exposing himself to minors>has a huge crash out targeting the two members saying they harass and doxxed him>somehow managed to convince the entire internet he was the innocent one>gets away with it entirely because he’s backed by 4chan plebs, redditards, and kiwi fruitsWhat is this called?
>>570079232a fanfic?
>>570079232A masterful gambit that paid off. I knew there was something off with him.
Hey /tf2g/, it's been a while. I see you cucks are still nerding out over e-celebs and other online influencer drama. Anyway I thought I'd pop in to say hi, because I just hit a 20-bomb killstreak on solly. Didn't even need a pocket, just pure skill flying in and out of the enemy team's airspace dropping fat frags right on their heads. Totally pwned those noobz. Someone on the enemy team actually begged my teammates to votekick me for "cheating" but I just flashed my Hale's Own Professional Killstreak Original and my Platinum Dueling Badge and I could see my teammates backing away from the votekick button in awe. I was feeling merciful though so I didn't whip out the Primeval Warrior... yet. Anyway, smell you wimps next time
>>570079232that explains why he never would say why he was banned from emporium. he just kept lying saying he left the discord by his own free will
>>570078818Clearly.
i got a 25 streak as demoknight once
>>570080615how many of them are nade kills?
Nade Eater
>>570079232> be drew and metabolic> both co-run massive repository of lewd images featuring children> drew known for once sucking a fellow cub scout's dick when he was 12> metabolic was the kid at his school who was known for autistically reaching down other kids shorts and grabbing their dicks> during one night of jenkem-fuelled fun, they decide to jack into Vipes bank account, steal all his money, bankrupting him> continue to try to make Vipes out to be a villain for years on end on 4chan because nowhere else will listen to themWhat is this called?
>>570081621a fanfic?
tf2?
>>570079649Good post
>>570081621Untreated autism
>/tf2g/ - Trans Furtress 2 Gayneral
>/tf2g/ - t. CHAD Fortress 2 Gainseral
>>570083358many are saying this >>570083208no one is saying this
>>570081621a massive trvthnvke
Why has this thread been so slow? They used to be faster than this..
>>570079232I love that you can feel your seething at the end, your palpable butthurt that no one on the internet believes your decade long smear campaign against this random nobody and you've wasted your life
>>570083626It was, then people gave up trying to deal with a schizo who decided to live here and spam demofloyd / gore and call everybody trannies that the mods refuse to ban more than once every 3-4 months
>>570083816Demofloyd and PurpleMisty are 2 different posters.
>>570084006The dude spamming floyds and calling everybody trannies is the same person, refer to the screencap IP bans
>>570084056
>>570084205ok retard
>>570084418>Everyone that gets deleted is the same person
>>570084701why do you still pretend you're 5 people
>>570084915This is edited.
ok retard
>>570084915dude just report him and move on with your day, it's not worth replying to him. he's a complete loser who spends 12 hours a day trolling, you're trying to use reason on an inbred permabrown
>>570085330I am literally aryan.
>>570085330true but it's also education for newfags like>>570083626to see what we've been subjected to
>>570085469Thanks for the reply!
>>570085469that's not a newfag, that's him. he's always the one posting "why is tf2g so dead" and "bit mean" when someone inevitably tells him to stfu
>>570085694STFU? What does that mean?
>>570079232a massive trvthnvke
woah that day at work sucked let's go home and play some tf2!>queue casual>badwater, other team is stacked with partied compfags>get rolled>queue again>hightower, other team is full of aimbot tier scouts and 30k hour snipers>can't leave spawn>queue again>put in 4 matches in a row, losing team 3 seconds before the entire match ends>queue again>frontier, other team has 3 separate compfag butt buddy pockets >get rolled>queue again>kong king>more aimbot tier scouts and cancer kunai spies>get rolledgee casual fucking sucks i wonder if community is any different?>inceltopia>stacked compfags both sides>stalemates 3 rounds in a row>leave and go to skial>dustbowl>finally have 1 fun-ish game>next, borneo>3 cancer snipers join>get rolled>check server favorites>all the servers I used to have fun on are sitting at 0/24>go to furry pound (last resort)>stacked compfags both sides again>uninstall gamewhy even bother?
The reason why nobody posts or thinks about snaildier anymore is because it's a dead meme.
>>570085912How can a scout aimbot?
>>570068008FUCK YEAH!! I LOVE PHONEYLAND
I like to get my point across
>>570085927Trvth nvke!
>>570085912how does it feel to have lived long enough to see your favorite game(s) go down in flames?
>>570086139It hasn't gone down.
>>570085927That's why you keep bringing it up and seething about it unprompted right
>>570086139it's not going down in flames. it's on fire, but eternally writhing and convulsing on the floor, as the pain of the fire burns it alive, but it does not burn hot enough to melt the flesh, and maybe end the suffering. it prays for that day to happen, but it never comes. damned to an eternal hell on earth with nobody to come save it.
>>570086309love this lil guy
>>570086309Nu-uh
>>569689995Fps_max 0 downsides?
>>570086538if u like ur pc to become a space heater while it sits in the menu or spawn room chugging out 1000FPS for no reason then be my guest
>>570086309based
>>570086703Samefag
>570086474"Evil can never create anything new, it can only corrupt what has already been created"
>>570078818He's asked when is the MvM update, though.
I like it when an third world nigger obsessed with a dead nog loses in the marketplace of ideassnaildier won so fucking hard
koth_suijin is a fun map, as long as you don't actually play the objective
>>570088442Trvth nvke, Snaildier broke him so hard it lives rent free in his brain
MVM update? What MVM update? We never promised any update did we Eric?
>>570088443t. disgusting fucking sniper mainYou better look like an anime girl in IRL or I'm gonna slap you for having such shit taste
>add competitive >add leveling system>don't add a level based matchmakingam i really supposed to think in good faith that this is the mastermind company behind the half life franchise, the most popular and long lasting games oat counter strike and dota and the most respected, """"""""""ethical"""""""""" billionaire gabe newell?
>>570091379>>don't add a level based matchmakingHave you tried queueing for anything not super popular, can you even imagine how long queues would take if they added that
>>570091929some of my queues take up 5 to 10 minutes with payload, capture and attack defense checked. it's counter intuitive either way
>>570090787I do not main sniper but I do like to hide in the leaves of the trees, camped out on their branches, taking potshots at people>>570091379Matchmaking is bad in all forms other than>put players with similar ping into a game ASAPtrying to gauge skill level based on a leveling system is naive, and only ends up making new problems without solving any old ones
Hop on
>>570096126
>>570090787I main Sniper and I hate Sujin
>>570096126"I play on surf maps"Translation:https://youtu.be/FwFsvx1KfgA?t=13
>>570098546You hate it because maps like that increase racial hatred towards sniper 100x.
>>570098796I enjoy KotH in theory but more often than not it ends up being an uncoordinated deathmatch mode, that goes for every KotH map. The Japan setting looks out of place in TF2 as well and I dislike the map's mechanical design overall with so much dead space to the sides.
>>570098939The uncoordinated deathmatch aspect of TF2 is the most fun for me. It actually baffles my mind that people would rather be beholden to grayon eating teammates or have grueling auto-lose games in shit like gayload instead of doing fun shit like flying into the frontlines and trying to land sick air shots.
>>570099208This is why Atom Smash is pretty much a perfect map. It's pure DM. It recontextualizes the brainless "throw yourself at mid" of KOTH and makes it something more deep and interesting. Every class is viable, and it doesn't have the issue where snipers and engineers existing make you want to jump off a cliff. It's better balanced, better designed, pure fragging. But it's trapped in misc hell and the average TF2 player only wants 2fort funny moments (aka engineer slop where nothing happens for 3 hours).
>>570091379Valve killed hype behind tf2 on purpose.
>>570102051Whatever you say but it has shitty tranny sounding tumblr announcer. So no, fuck off.
>>570103197No, it sounds like a male voice actor parodying Dr. Kleiner. You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
poppy paizuri and vex pronebone in tf2
>>570104332"Hehehe! The radiation here is... WITHIN LEGAL AMOUNT!" fuckass cringe humor. I don't care what is your excuse for this tranny OC announcer.
>>570104584The announcer isn't why I or anyone else likes the map anyway. Go watch some Zesty Jesus videos and dilate to calm down you tard.
The Spytech update, whatever happened there
>>570104813I didn't said anything about the map though, you raging faggot. The map is fine and fits the game. But since your first argument was to glaze the announcer now I know that you like the map fully even with it's faggoted announcer. Cope, seethe, dilate and kys.
>>570105961>summer items have (allegedly) already been picked>no spytech stuff announced or uploadedIt's dead. "Enjoy" the Phoneyland update.
>>570107295To be fair a lot of the items have been uploaded on the workshop but the website is still downThe fuck happened? The original deadline was May 1st, but a month and a half later and still nothing. The one time the theme is cool and they fuck it up...
I landed a really cool airshot with demo yesterday on a scunt and had me wondering: does every man's hand smell unique after beating their shit? The smell on my hand right now just feels so distinct. It's literally ontologically me.
>>570083208unironically the truth, and the sisters here love it
>>570068008>Gets added>Drama for 1 week>Map drops to gray bars in 2 weeks>2 months later shoved into the Misc section>Only one casual server in São Paolo has players'Tis the fate of new maps
>>570110691Citadel is fun.
>>569698963that kvasorob retard has singlehandedly ruined castaway.tf and any group he touches. a faggot dramaqueen looking for problemskonata admin is based for telling the retard to fuck off
>>570113515Castaway ruined itself though.
holy shithttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=271749
>>570114746265 mb is nothing, three new maps maybe. try harder
>>570114746It's the mvm update!!!
Is Valve still banning cheaters or was it just a one time thing for fixtf2?
>>570079649aryan post
>>570079649Oh we have a tough guy here huh.......*unsheathes my twin professional killstreak market gardeners* Well, let's see how tough you really are!*rocketjumps into the air*TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS*air strafes around and smacks your face*Not so tough now, huh?????*grabs you and throws you up*It's time to finish this little charade*holds my market gardeners above my head*YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!*rocketjumps upwards so that you get critted on my shovels*Heh.... easy.....
>>570115385You can do this too on TF2EASY MGE. 100 FREE CASES WITH CODE "VIPESWON"
My default stance is to kick cheaters even if it's the enemy team pointing them out, but the angrier the person asking for the kick sounds the less I want to kickFor example>Red kick your cheaterI'll probably start a votekick meanwhile if I see some shit like>kick your fucking cheater faggotsI want the cheater to stay around longer and F2 just so I can see the enemy team get progressively angrier the longer the match goes without a successful votekickThe best is when you get meltdowns about it where the cucks on the enemy team are crying like>guess red loves cheaters>whole team of faggots>still not gonna kick your cheater huh?>cant win without cheater carrying LOLEspecially the ones trying to pretend to be nonchalant while still complaining about it 5 or 10 minutes later, you can smell the seethe through the screen, it's amazing
What the fuck
>>570115897wife
>>570114746Lol this is funny sister
>>570115897
>>570116058
>>570116058wife
>>570116282overall a better comic than the shitty tf2 comic final
Trans Furtress 2 comic^
A reminder that Peppino Spaghetti is a Team Fortress 2 veteran
>>570116836Post your work
>>570116859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Libic29tjbs
>>570115897>>570116058>>570116282>>570116502I thought this was edited until I checked the official account.
>>570116058Why are they making furry characters now?
>>570117091Buy an ad buddy
>>570117091
What would the meta look like if the crossbow didn't exist
>>570102051it's worse nucleuspd is also the exact problem people have with kunai spies, only now it's an entire gamemode and everyone is forced to deal with itthere's a reason it's unpopular outside of halloween (where it's more goofy and therefore more fun)
>>570122263The same, but less fun for medic, while more fun for everyone else.
>>570122263nobody would play medic except me and I'm a demo main.
>>570122263Overdose would probably be the meta since a speed boost for a measly 15% damage penalty is nothingBlutsauger would be a good choice but I could see some Medics not wanting to sacrifice health regenSyringe gun remains the weakest option
syringe gun is the strongest option because it's the medic primary I have the most kills on
Wait what the fuck. Since when does the triple jump from the atomizer not hurt you?
>>570128502It never did for me.
>>570128502like almost a decade ago
nerf scout. give me a challenge.
>>570128829Play on dustbowl
>>570128920too easy
>>570129169I make it look easy
>>570128829backscattercritacolasandman
Holding the sandvich out makes me think "hell yeah nigga"Holding the 2nd banana out makes me think "this shit is kinda ugly"The 2nd banana is my most-used heavy 2ndary but I hate how it looks. Wish it had a reskin that looked nice.
>>570129169Play on One Thousand Uncles with the the Force a Nature, Cleaver, and Sandman
>>570129629Fun fact: the jigglebones are inverted
EEEEEEEWWWWW
>>570079232Didn't you fuckers first start accusing vipes of stealing workshop submissions because you were the ones who stole his ideas and wanted to deflect from it? You constantly accuse him of what you are guilty of. Doctor's prognosis: faggotry. Recommended treatment: suicide
>>570130101meant for >>570129819fuck thousand cuckles
>>569890315whos gonna tell em?
Does anyone else suffer from an affliction where they feel obligated to keep playing the same game or two over and over, namely, team fortress 2I feel like I'm neglecting my duty to practice frags, missing out seeing all the interesting players on the game, or otherwise wasting my time if I even consider another game for a change, it's like I can't convince myself to take a break
>>570137196I kinda used to have this issue, though it was more fear of missing out of my daily weapon drops so I could save up to trade for cosmetics. Mandatory wait periods on trading and massive metal inflation due to third worlders hosting idlebots for drops majorly killed any and all of my fomo.Truth be told, I could've just taken a break for a few days and then started playing something else, as I've done that before when I had the same feelings of obligation you have - it genuinely works. Watching a couple videos about other games also gets me in the mood to actually play them, especially when the person in the video makes obvious mistakes that bother me because I know I could do better.
Everytime I buy something from someone else, either the item I bought becomes way cheaper or the item I sold becomes far more expensive
>>570139119the bogdanoff's spirits haunt your every transaction
What should the next OP be?
>>570142017
>>570142017tow_phoneyland to cement another Emporium victory
>>570142175Would.>>570128829Babyface, Guillotine, Candy Cane
>>570142017>>570115897
>>570142017my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>570142017Spy edition nigga!
>>570143113Bit mean.
>>570142175cute ngl
>>570142017>>570067137>>569955098>>569808867>>569807003>>570088569
>>570143635Definitely not the last one, that has no right to be in the OP.
What's the absolute most retarded rarity distrobution for a case valve has ever put out?As in which elite or assassin grades make absolutely no sense for what you're getting
>>570142017>>570142293
>>570143892>>569807764>>569807461>>569921023I forgot these 3, my bad
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chudPlaying TF2 all day until the sun comes up
>>570082027No I actually know both of them personally, everything I said was true.
>>570081621> metabolic was the kid at his school who was known for autistically reaching down other kids shorts and grabbing their dicksNot gonna lie I can see this being true. I used to be friends with a kid when I was 14 who had severe social difficulties. I was at his house swimming one day and we started doing wrestling moves on each other in the pool, like powerbombs and suplexes and shit. At one point, he grabs me from behind for what I assume will be a German suplex and instead jams his hand down my swim shorts, grabs a handful of my shaft and starts trying to jerk me off. I yanked his hand out my shorts, didn't punch him or anything because he was basically half a retard, and just explained to him that you don't just grab another dudes dick and start jerking him off.
>>570146596Did it feel good though?
Where's the summer update?
>>570149229
>>569727041was this generated by AI? why do all gook games rook the same>>569784436black-tier ass game
>>569784436plap-tier ass game
this general is lacking plapcakes
>>570149992trveunfortunately I can't post my best plapcakes here...
>>570149810>black-tier ass gamewhat does this even mean
>>570149992many are saying this
what's with animefarts and their incessant sweeping and dicksucking for zesty jesus? none of this is organic, btw
Botter threadBotted general
no need to sign your posts
>>570150317tourist
>>570150914ok
>>570150317It's a jeetschizo obsessed with calling things black
Rate new thread schizo
>>570151098who?
>>570149229>>570150302>>570150327holy sexo
>>570151308check any butt thread on /v/ and you will understand
>>570151567aww...
>>570115897The helltaker poster memed this into existence
I just hope we get new Australiums, man
>>570143054seconded
>>570154339I just need my dick inside Kindred, man
>>570151939check the post above you for a general idea>>570154339kindred plap
>>570151939There's only 1 billions Indians.
>>570154551>>570154719Ackshually, her name is LambKindred is The Lamb and The Wolf combined, as they represent both aspects of death. Defiance and acceptance
>>570154339baby making sex with kindred
>>570154867>>570154867>>570154867GOTTAM
>>570154881I don't care what its name is my cock's going in there regardless
>>570128502Since they changed it to only allow the triple jump with the weapon out deploy speed penalty makes up for it by a lot. agonizing
>>570023453Pottis Defense Force
