I... Love... Mecha Man EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2062956748055748692>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>569142127
Mechablazer <3333
Flambert <3333
Phenomamech <3333
We've made it. Just in Nick(Herman) of time.
Malevolant, what's your ship is called? I didn't pay attention to it.
>>569735781https://litter.catbox.moe/yiqx0z05bw6n5axp.mp4
>>569735889hnnng
Invisimech <3333
>>569735889>fujopost>catbox linkNever again...
>>569735889
This Golem dude? He seems like a pretty cool guy. Though he is wonder wtf is up with Rockstar and GTA6.
getting sleepy, pls sdn be alive when I awaken again
>>569741465night nightsdn won't die anytime soon
>>569741465When have we ever let you down, anon?
Love Mandy. Simple as.
>it's been over 3 months and daily graceposting is still a thing on /v/meanwhile we were banished to /vg/ less than a month after the last episodes were released. injustice, oppression, torment even.
>>569747570I like it here better. Tourists aren't welcome here.
My life for Mandy
>visit /x/ for the first time in months>first thing i see is a succubus thread with a malevola pic in the opdispatch is haunting me wherever i go
>>569750170You'll never be free from Dispatch.
It happened again. [[[Golem]]] sabotaged Flambae twice in a shift with the same trick...
Gotta make sure he knows his place
Feeling pretty gay today
>>569764740Gay as in happy?
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
Blonde Blazer is a slut!
>>569768442>>569715384She is not, why are you guys trying to portray her as such??
>>569770179She's a SLUT
SGF: ShitBox Edition.We might get something from AdHoc about their ShitBox release. Might get the endless mode announcement.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixDQYlUxN8
>>569771402I'M READY TO BE DISAPPPOINTED AGAIN
John Halo remakePlague Tale with wokenessPersona RemakeBack 4 Blood 2: TPS Editon
>>569771374Stop! SHE. IS. PURE.>:
>>569771402Sea Of Shits: PUBG Update
METRO!!!! METRO IS BAAAAAAAAACK BABY!!!
>>569772458why are you like this....
WORLD PREMIERE: Indie slop
>>569772774I hate MMO Friendslops.
>>569772430no woman with an ass this fat is pure
>>569772675METRO is a shit tier novel made by a washed up Russian writer. Nobody cares about another game about it...
>>569773347I do.
>>569773347The first novel was alright considering that he started writing it as a teenager. The first game was also alright, but the OG version, Redux made it worse. Don't care about 2034/2035/LL/Exodus at all.
Things are pretty grim...
>>569771402magican dishonored and napoleon dishonored are the only games that interested me in any way so far
>>569775836They all do look alike aren't they? The utter state of gaming in the year of our lord 2020+6
All hopium is gone. Going to fill a tub of copium and drown myself in it.
At least I got Persona 4 Revival and 6.
It's so fucking over, /SDN/ xisters...
>>569771402oh well. but pc gaymin show is still ahead of us
>>569777640I can't do it anymore... my hope... is vanishing.
Just wait for that Netflix animated series bros haha
I trust that Niggerman will deliver some day soon.We just have to trust the plan.
well there's always... uh...
You guys are such doomers it’s honestly incredible
>>569782561Honestly I expected nothing but it's always fun to doompost every now and againIt'll make getting actual news all the more exciting
They’re going to make crappy spin-offs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVxQ7VLmHIpc gaming time
>>569783868I CAN'T DO IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!NIGGERMAN SAVE ME!!@!
Black people?
>>569784268you must. it will last for only two hours. with cringey skits inbetween.
The presenters are cringe kino.
Forcing Robert to eat spicy Indian curry. The kind that has five red peppers beside the name of the dish on the menu, so you know it’s REALLY hot.
We have to get something, right? RIGHT>?!!!
>>569785510he's still not over being forced to eat all the eggs, give him a break.
>>569785736He has to swallow the eggs whole too.
>>569785605nah
>the presenters' house numbers are>13>55Holy based...
My head hurts so fucking much...
>>569785605i mean, what could we even hope for? it's too early for a sequel announcement, the next confirmed big thing is the xbox release and they didn't even mentioned it in the xbox show, so what could they show us here?
You will all get NOTHING and LIKE it
I'm tired /SDN/... I
My team is getting rinsed by Morocco.. It's over..
I can’t go onFUJO SAVE ME HAMSTER POSTERANYONE…Please……
Damn, a Thief remake. I fucking love Thief. But they will fuck it up, won't they?
Is the Gothic remake good
Why do you guys even watch these shows
If only you knew how bad things really are
>>569735092>>569735121>>569735302>>569735781>>569736197>>569736558Could this be considered a form of mental illness
>>569791391I'm alive (Golem is pretty cool btw), I missed the xbox showcase, can someone summarize it for me?
>>569792527Not a single exclusive for a shitbox
>>569792829KEKonly thing to hope for is new Purse Owner models on rule 34
>>569792527season 2 announceddirector's cut announceddlc announcedmandy sex scene announcedmalevola and fambae secret route update announced
>>569793178fuck you
alright theres like 30 minutes of this shitty showcase left but i have to go out for a promised drunken escapade with a homeless dude i befriended three days ago someone please summerize what i missed when i return
>>569791391I'm here.
>>569797209phew
>>569798717LOL
maybe we'll get news tomorrow
https://litter.catbox.moe/qs7sl2bghv8v5lg7.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/tuln8bs7oxiatio1.mp4
WAKE UP!
>>569810482No. I'm going to bed. This was a horrible day for me.
>>569795050ok im back so did i msiss antything worwhwfile or not te;llm e bros fuck i love u all gdnigtht
>>569811145Awww. G'night then.
>>569811317>did you miss anythinglollmaogoodnight visiholic>>569811145and you too BBfrend
>>569814023lol
damn visi mogs here
>>569813197I need a bf who go -cling-
>>569817675>bfFemale or gay?
>>569816762of fucking course she does, she's a hotty
>>569818492Yes>>569820842The anticipation is driving me crazy
>>569820842Are they gonna chu or mwah of what
>>569826676Is that Guy
>>569830570hell yeah brother
>>569829962It's meant to give the viewer the sense of antici-
>>569831832Anon. ANON.
>>569832970-PATION!
>>569833418You scared me
>>569747570https://youtu.be/Plfwgvo59PI?si=jJ9Gr4KRl-J6Hfph
>>569816762This is the look Verso gives before pump dumping your favorite girl and destroying the world because he’s le sad
Summer's technically not begun so summer announcement any day now
>>569836726we're turning into GTA6 schizos if we follow that rabbit hole
>>569839867I'd hate to see us devolve to that state.
Grrrr
GIWTWM
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>569854235night night BBFriend
>>569842152Wonder how many people here know about the GTA6 schizo shit.
>>569861307I imagine it has to be known even by people who don't play games at all. It's outrageous the antics they've been up to. Just to get a sliver of information. From calculating the position of the solar system, to detecting the amount of oxygen being expelled in the offices at Rockstar. It's madness.
>>569861734Not to excuse such behavior, for the love of all that is good. Just release trailer 3 at least so your employees won't be hassled by these guys for a bit.
>>569862071It's advertisement campaign that makes no sense to me. Even screenshots would hold them over for a little bit so idk why they went radio silent for a year.
>>569862762It makes no sense to me either. The only way I can rationalize it is because Take Two Interactive and Rockstar are in a special position. They make Grand Theft Auto, the most popular franchise in gaming that has made billions of dollars. They pretty much have their consumers at their beck and call. Which is annoying on behalf of loyal fans and potential customers curious to see it. After being met with complete silence for year and counting. Nevertheless the ball is in the companies court. And Take 2 and Rockstar are petty bastards about it.They've been known to push back releases for marketing on the sole fact of rumours going around. It's ridiculous but it is what it is unfortunately.
Bump
How does he do it
>>569865462Red and blue make purple
>>569873070He is genuinely cute and handsome and has a lovable personality. He seems lost at times. Women like that.
You WILL give me s2 news
>>569875412But how did he get both at the same time
I saw the portents in the sky and consulted with the shaman. Dispatch announcement next week. Troost.
>>569877470BREAKING S2 NEWSthere is no season 2
>>569877568But did you gut open a goat and look for signs in its entrails?
Mandy is an investment. You just know she's gonna turn into the hottest milf in all of LA in 10 years
How vinegary do you think Robert’s feet smell in the morning or after a day at work
>>569879247Robert doesn't sweat sweaty
>>569879247Probably not too vinegary. His balls on the other hand…
Sick and tired of Courtney talking about my sweaty balls every day
>>569881996They’re quite fragrant
Robert is part Asian and inherited Asian genetics so he stinks less than other white people
>>569890539How would Mandy react to the news that his Aryan genetics are tainted by yellow fever?
>>569890736probably force him to dye his hair blonde to cope
Robert has a cute little pecker
>>569893842Nah he has a 5 inch monster
>>569894695A short and fat one?
>>569894972Mandy says it's not short
MY HANDS SMELL LIKE WASABI
*slips**falls in the pool*Help!I am coping here!
>>569899962*Holds you under*
I'm not gonna watch the next videoslop show. E3 or whatever is coming up next. The last one broke me.
Oh no no non no no ahahahahahg... Xbox truly has no games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn2m4Xhk2UE
>>569904250Your first mistake was expecting something out of those shows Especially in current year
>>569904949>>569904913>case in pointI used to be a halo fan and the only thing they can come up with is an unreal demake of a 25 year old game
>>569905080Modern gaming is creatively dead. If it's not a remake of a 20 year old game, then it's a sequel, or a poor imitation of what came before, just last night we've seen 2 Dishonored clones.And PC is just left with scraps like indie friendslops.Watching PC gaming show was an embarrassment. There was not a single game there that even piqued my interest and say "That's neat".
>>569814023UmWhat is he pointing at
>>569906785It’s either an outie or a navel piecing. Or it’s a literal hole to his guts. I don’t know.
>>569905538It's been this way for like 10 yearsOther than dispatch I usually just play decades old games these days
>>569906785A piercing Waterboy has in his belly button.
Don’t go.
>>569909425Go where?
>>569910152Just don’t.
>>569910697Okay... buddy. You can let go.
Bob-Bob belongs to Bae-Bae
>>569911547He does not. No.
>>569912995Calm down, Mandy.
>>569914230BEEEWBS
>>569856972Are they thinking of adopting?
>>569873070He barely showers.
>>569914602They better not. I’m of the opinion that children shouldn’t be raised by one sex alone. Even if you’re a single father or a single mother, you should surround your child with good examples of the opposite gender. A boy raised by two women should still have men around to look up to. A girl raised by two men should still have women around to look up to. I was raised by a single mother with sisters and I was glad I had uncles around to balance it out.
>>569915713In the hypothetical scenario of which Flambae and Robert adopted a child. Flambae does have Prism granted she isn’t the best role model neither is he. Though to be fair they were apart of the Phoenix program. With Robert and the rest of SDN. I’m sure they’d grow for the better. Even then Flambae does seem to care for his niece. I can’t imagine it would be any different were it his child. Not to mention him and Robert have female friends aside from Prism. That could provide as a figure to look up to and gain guidance from. I mean look at Mandy/Blazer. Who better could you have?
Are Visikeks okay? I see fewer and fewer of them with every single thread.
>>569921934they've all drunk themselves to death on either alcohol or copium
Robert and Chad would be great dads
>>569923274They would be better than their dads.
>>569923274Chad would be a great mom
Flambert but with sound.https://litter.catbox.moe/mbrrtwq2e0xdgmpi.mp4
spitting in her mouth
>>569924995He’d make them a lot of food but also demand they stay fit and healthy.
>>569925020I am scared to click that
>>569926203Calm down, Tacticul.
>>569927420B L A Z E I T
What if flambae has more than one nieceWhat if he has like ten
>>569927813Then he’s fucked. He’ll get cooked to death the way killer hornets get cooked to death by those Japanese bees.
hahda fuck. lifes great. ill go to heavnen for sure and ihope u will too. i lvou all nbros gniht
>>569929614goodnight visiholic
>>569927104It's not a trick. It's just the clip above but with audio dubbed over it.
>>569929921godnight bbren yeah. i got a job again. have money now can dirnk reall alcohol again. fuck i love life man good nigjtj i love u all i realyy hope u all happy and shit i raellty do
>>569929614Goodnight.
>>569930616I'm not saying that you should quit drinking, but at least try to cut it down a bit, okay? We're all worried for you, man.
>>569930786ill try man ill try. i want o see seaosn 2 i really do. now goodinght fore hte third time i need sleep i love u bros
>tfw broke Robert's hip again
I NEED MORE ROBERTSI NEED MORE BOBTERSI NEED MORE BOBERTSI NEED MORE FLAMBERTS
I’m gonna have fun bullying Blazer glazers when Wolf Among Us 2 comes out and we get more sociopath Snow White
>>569934864I wouldn't mind a little sociopath desu
>>569935160BURN THE TREE ROBERT
>>569934864She wasn't even in the trailer. It's so fucking over. No sex with the Snow Hwite Woman...
>>569934851Beg for me
>>569935702Yeah Because Wolf Among Us takes place decades before the comic, so Bigby and Snow canonically aren’t allowed to get together yet
>>569935702Surely it's because Erin is too busy recording lines for dispatch season 2 right? haha...
>>569935702>>569936180https://youtu.be/pb55ycOwGFA?si=Ra5UfqtJroU_eMCA
>>569936341>7 years agosurely we won't have to wait this long for season 2 news
>>569936783How can you get season 2 news when there won’t be a season 2?
OH NONONONO
>>569934851Here
>>569936095PLEASE>>569937910THANK YOU
>>569936140Don't much care about sex. I just want romance. The stolen glances, the smiles, the nodes, the holding hands... oh yeah...
chu
>>569939871fucking slut>>569939895fucking slut
>>569940569slut fucking.
>>569940569it’s not slutty it’s romantic
>>569943759they should add more comics specifically for all the characters that weren't already coveredIt would be an easy way to add more content
>>569943759He will have his trilogy. One day.
>>569944620They should have3- comics (one for each character at least)- animated series - collectable figurines - card/tabletop game - spin-off games featuring different teams
An episode or comic on Sonar has a lot of potential.
>>569943759In a hypothetical hero origin story for Flambae, who would be his arch-nemesis?
>>569947472You mean as a literal hero? Post season 1, theoretically?
>>569947496If an anon from /x/ “accidentally” summoned Malevola after drawing (“botching”) a magic circle, how would she respond? The anon also looks like pic related.
>>569947721Season 1 : pre-incarceration Season 2 : post-incarceration/DispatchSeason 3 : filler slop
>>569947807I'm pretty she would just fuck off and portal awayprobably get some tacos
>>569947993>Season 1 : pre-incarcerationMecha Man>Season 2 : post-incarceration/DispatchRobert>Season 3 : filler slopVillain of the week
>>569948096>Robert>“He refuses all of my sexual advances. Therefore he is the bad guy.”Chad…
An Ayatollah themed dark wizard/cleric.
>>569948292Other than Robert. Chad really has no nemesis or rival that we know of.
Would a fully powered mecha-man even stand a chance against a rampaging flambae? He got pretty lucky last time
>>569949534Or was it Flambae who got lucky? He could have been decapitated.
>>569949534>>569949917It was a close match. Had Robert not been able to activate his blades. He would've been cooked inside of the suit like a Brazen Bull. Where as Flambae was lucky enough to have been only cut by said blade. Sure losing two of your digits would be traumatic but it's better than being bissected entirely.
>>569947472>>569947721>>569947993>>569948096>>569948292>>569948565>>569948613Flambae’s oldest sister (also a pyrokinetic; there’s a 1-in-4 chance of being one in his family) who he looked up to as a kid was brutally disappeared by the Taliban’s shadowy supes. Eventually he avenged his sister by torching a bunch of ‘em, but he never did get rid of the organization as a whole.
>>569950535Why? For not wearing a hijab? Wouldn’t it keep catching fire?
Muslims this, Muslims that.
>>569950410> Had Robert not been able to activate his blades. He would've been cooked inside of the suit like a Brazen Bull.Truly an awful fate Glad it didn’t go that way
>>569951350Thankfully.
Flambae is a consequence of unchecked immigration.
What superpower would a Somali have?
>>569953068being able to accurately track any ship at sea the ability to go without eating for months
Imagine being anti-immigration but then meeting the love of your life and it’s a fucking immigrant of all things. Also they have cool powers.
>>569953462never ask a white supremacist what the color of his wife's skin is
>>569953580White supremacists fantasize about dating E. Asians because they have this suspicion that only Chinese, Japanese, etc, have been able to rival the white man in any capacity. Even Hitler admired the east.
“Me big rich American man. Shh. Shh. It’s okay. Me take care of weak Asian lady.”
aaaheeeheeeheee gaijin nooo stooop kyaaa
It’s fucking Monday. You all should be grumpy and bumping only infrequently.
>>569955635The only thing I'm bumping infrequently is my private parts with Mandy heh heh (god I wish)
:(:(
>>569955349Of all guys, why ask him? He's got nothing to shake. But yes. He can.
>>569959651I still don’t understand this merman thing
>>569959789I don't get it either. It's just a fanfiction trope.
>>569921934>>569922645I'm still here you retards.>>569929614Night Visiholic, stay safe.
RIP visikek I can still hear his voice sometimes as if he was still posting
>>569967090>:^(
>hopium gone>drunkanon gone>fujo gone>visikek gone>malevolachad gone>sonarbro gone >bbjeet gone>bobert poster gone>hamster poster gone >depressed phenomaman poster gone we’re getting closer to death
>bbjeet gonewe can't go on without him
Fujo ;_;
>>569967327What do you mean? I'm still here.
>>569967327it's over #3265967994151588746
>>569967327It's never been more over. Except that 39th thread where everyone else were ready to move on.
>>569967327This is sadly the uncomfortable truth. >>569967470He was destined to leave one day. >>569967597You too will leave us in due time. Now I’m sad. I’m going to bed.
>>569972053night dude
>>569972053G'night. Hope you have a better tomorrow.
>>569972053I'm never leaving. I'll be the last one to leave...
>>569972467RubRub
I'm leavingfor bedgoodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>569973001night BBfriend
>>569973001I love you too, number 1.
>>569973001g'night
See you later and goodnight, /SDN/.
>>569975723g'night
Off topic but I fucking hate remake fags. They're gonna ask for remakes for games that don't fucking need them (even more than those before) because some of the remakes soon are gonna be from the seventh gen. The seventh gen's gameplay is still around today, so again even more needless than before.
everyone is asleep but me
>>569984969You gotta hold the line
>>569967327>>569967470it's quite funny that he's the only one from this list who's actually gone. good riddance i guess.
>>569980195I hate them too. And I hate remasters. The Thief 1 remaster that was announced two days ago genuinely made me pissed because of how shitty it looks. Like my uncle used to say, ban all remakes and remasters play the OG or fuck off.
How would you not fuck up this date
I'm back on the Oregon trail. Pray for me.
>>569998960what did you ate this time?
>>569998960Don't be a bitch Ford the river
Season 2 announced in the nintendo direct
I’m just a widdle goy
>>570002256>look inside direct>it's all remake slop
reee I hate tuesdays reee
Hug PhenomamanHe really need hug
>>569771374Youre a slut!
Courtney and Chad have a slut contest. Who wins?
>>570014749Malevola
>>570014749Sonar
>>570014749your mom
Robert was a slut. A total manwhore. Once. Just sat there and expected to be serviced. But that was years back before he got a girlfriend, who later dumped him, sending him on a downward spiral into abstinence and drinking and erectile dysfunction. He has the penis of a fifty year old.
> He has the penis of a fifty year old
>>570015519That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
>>570015519> Just sat there and expected to be servicedThat sounds so hot. Unless he’s the type of guy who makes zero sound.
>>570010284I’ll give him a hug.
>>570024623you'll die
Humid car sex
>>570027186With Flambae and Phenomaman at the same time.
>>570027320Oh god imagine the smell
>>570025459It’s a sacrifice worth making.
Robert please PLEASE change your socks
>constant stress sweating at work this is why we have the spare sock bin
>>570027428Smoky melon
You fuckers are being weird today
>>570030861it's only gonna get worse with time
>>570030861New haircut?
>>570031856what 6 months with Z-team will do to your hairline
>>570030861Saitama…
Flambae designed his own suit. Clearly he has a thing for chests showing. Does he take pride in his hairy masculinity?
WAKE UP ALL OF YOUS2 JUST FLEW OVER ME
>>570035646Of course.
>>570037935Where??? Anon don’t joke
>>570035646He goes to nightclubs with his suit on. He likes shorter guys inhaling his chest musk. It’s a dominance thing.
>>569995032They're doing a Thief remaster? Are you fucking kidding me?
>>570027869No they should be given to someone.
>>570037935I SAW IT TOO
>"Robert, do I look nice and fuckable in this dress?"What is she trying to tell me?
>>570043270Say that she looks kinda mid. Lower their sense of worth and then strike.
>>570043632good idea >"I think you look like a vapid whore"
>>570043998She's all wet now.
>>570044518Robert's a smooth talker
>>570045395He looks a bit Chinese here.
>>570047594>>570047820It was an aaaaccident…
>>570048110
>>570048593This is called cope. Now break him out.
It’s all your fault, Dispatch fans
>>570058730chu initiated
>>570053458chu deployed
>>570061325Based. FUCK wolves.
>>570061594>Fuck wolves
>>570061443Waterboy has had enough. He is Waterman now.
We need to put all our hampters together for a big hampter dance gif
C'mon, everybodyClap your handsC'mon, everybodyIt's the HampsterdanceC'mon, everybodyCla-clap your handsC'mon, everybodyIt's the HampsterdanceHere comes the music, yeehawDi-de-di-da-di-de-do-doDi-ba-di-de-doDi-de-de-di-de-de-de-do-do-day-bi-di-doDi-de-di-da-di-de-do-doDi-ba-di-de-doDi-de-de-di-de-de-de-do-do-day-bi-di-do
yeehaw
>seeing all the other threads of games I follow excited to talk about news must be nice
>>570072862
>>570073341Imagine the stress relief
>>570073341I'm gonna get chest hair all in my mouth
Mandy likes pathetic men
>>570073341>>570074660>>570075696Robert's so lucky.
>>570079818He is surrounded on all sides by hot men and hot women, and hot coffee, and yet he is still not satisfied.
>>570080856the greed of this man
>>570072060it has been a year since beef passed away from that twinkie induced heart attack but his ghost refuses to leave bobert
>>570085768cute
>>570086676cute as potatoes
>>570072862it's over (again) (Again) (AGAIN)
>>570088638>>569735092>>569735121>>569735302I never noticed the butt until now>>569736197of course it's absent on this one because Robert has no ass
>>570088940>of course it's absent on this one because Robert has no asslol
>>570094123g'night
>>570094123night BBfriend, not a Blazer dude but that pic is hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPgOIqI7KrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1uM3OHM1XM
>>570097102soon hopefully
>>570100793When is soon?
>>570103597thought it was the next hour but it seems like I'm wrong
I've got nothing to say, so I'll just bump the thread.
>>570109863When in doubt post Mandy
I have a lot to say, but I won’t say it. Also bump.
IT’S OVER
I like eggs and sausages
>>570111824You know who wishes she had eggs? Mandy
>>570111846She is infertile :(
>>570113361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOTmy9J4KQU
>>570111846>>570113361She's crying rn
>>570113526LOYS, LOYS OI SAY
>>570113526
ROBERTROBERT YOU NEED TO FUCK ME NOWQUICKLY BEFORE MY EGGS DRY UP
https://youtu.be/91r7-hKLgqgFlambae's first act after becoming a hero would definitely be to kill someone in a fit of road rage
>>570120994So that's how he ended up in the Phoenix Program.
>>570120994Well. Did the person deserve it?
>>570123227fuck yeah he deserved it, he cut him off in traffic
How you think will /SDN / be affected by the xbox release?
>>570124783I turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>570124783there will be one newfag which we will bully out of existence
>>570124927Unless of course he is a BBfag in which we will welcome him with open arms and assimilate him into our hivemind
ugh
>>570125480>it will be BBjeet 2.0
>>570128350At least the general will be lively then?
>>570128350 Hopefully. This general could use a bit of gasoline poured on its cinders.
Tacticul, my nig, are you alive?
>>570129096I'm right here
>>570129832How's the story going? It's been quite some time.
What are the odds they add new romance options in season 2
>>570131779I haven't forgotten it, just stuck/busy with other thingsIt'll be finished when it's finished
>>570131973Approximately 34%
>>570132249Good. See you then.
>>570131973Unlikely since they said they wanted to focus on their existing characters. Still it’d be neat to introduce one more option to pick. Ideally someone from Z team.
>>570134540>inb4 it's PunchUp
>>570135610>we heard you wanted a gay romance so we made Punch Up romanceable based Niggerman with his malicious compliance
>>570135610>>570135851If I had to settle for Punch Up. Then I better get a scene of him riding Robert reverse cowboy style. Seeing his buns gyrate into Robert’s pelvis. All while Robert gives a reach around with one hand. And pinching Colm’s nipple with the other. Do it Nick, if you’re opposed to Flambert, Phenomamech, or Watermech that much. I dare you!
>>570127948What?
>>570138416Huh?
>>570138531Why’d you grunt?
I like the smell of gasoline.
>>570138969Whuh?
>>570138969Who?
>>570138982Me too. My mother would always get mad at me for it, though. “IT IS BAD FOR YOU DON’T INHALE IT”. Idc lol.
>>570138982>>570140049You're gonna get cancer
>>570140416It's not the gasoline that'll get me first. It's the 2 packs of cigs a day that will be the end of me.
New peak just dropped
Which one of you visikeks wrote this
>>570148127Good lord.https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/230422842-soul-searching
>>570148127the writefag visibro left us to do greater things it seems
>>570148561I kinda miss that fag sometimes.
>>570149673so do i. wasn't he also one of the visiholics? now there's only one remaining, grim.
>>570113361A Visikek here, this is slander or uh libel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XscaGDxuQqE
>>570154103>>570154468>>570154709>>570154945Heckin’ adorkable manchildren
>>570156890she'll be infertile in a few years so it won't be libel then
>>570156890Visi's womb had to be removed to make room for implants.And even before then all the smoking obliterated her eggs.
>>570158746LIES
>>570158902She associates condoms with disease, not pregnancy. The signs were all there.
>>570098131baking would be the perfect distraction from the pain and misery in his soul over fumbling the tightest ass in all of LA
HOPIUM RESTORED
>>570161180How are they gonna top this in season 2?I vote couch sex
>>570161497Gross. A second date with Blonde Blazer on Hollywood sign where she tells her origin story.
>>570161850followed by couch sex?
>>570162171Sex is gross and icky. So for procreation purposes only. And once a year for Robert's birthday as a treat.
that's not something she would say especially after getting out of a sexless relationship
>>570162909Robert playing the straight man in all of these is the best part
daradaada fuck ey whera ther the maevlolants therare no mlaveola pics in his hterads are they gone again or what fuck. anyawy i love u bors iu really do goood ingiht fuc,nm,. its gonna be alright okay its gonna bel alright dint leave dont leave plelase
goodnight visiholic
>>570165389gooodnight man but wher are they where are the malevolants. i hpoe they alright. i hope u alrigh too. i hope u all are alright.really. good nighjt.
>>570165951g'night
Why is she giving him that look
>>570167324Robert and Chad in their 50s
>>570159358Could be for other reasons.
Robert and Flambae playing Twister “to settle a score”
>>570174851who's the best at twister?
>>570174851hot
>>570174851Anyone remember that one pepto-bismol commercial
>>570177046Elaborate?
>>570180220There was a commercial for pepto-bismol that consisted of a late night party playing a game of twister, and one of the participants on the twister mat was a sweating red faced fatso who looked like he really needed to fart, with his butt right in face of the other participant lady.
It's only june and it's already too goddamn hot
>>570181486Well... Can't say I recall that one.
Robert is a sweater.
Waterboy love
>>570187286those flags/colors……
It’s been three days since Robert and Courtney’s car broke down in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, forcing the two to stay at a trashy motel nearby until help arrives. There’s no running water, no air flow, and they’re both incredibly horny. Do they still have sex?
>>570189693I am not versed in lgbtbbq lore. What do they mean?
>>570190927what an incredibly dumb question. The better one to ask would be would they continue to do it after their condom supply has run out
>>570190927I’ve had sticky humid sex before. Not sure if I’d do that again. >>570191486You haven’t smelled sweaty unwashed vagina before have you?
>>570191712Courtney's sweaty unwashed pussy...
I haven't washed my cats in over a year and they smell just fine
>>570191076Sorry for the delay but here's the colors and what they mean.>Blue, Purple, and Pink- Bisexual>Green, white, and Purple- GayNow you may ask, isn't the rainbow flag the gay flag? Well yes it is the original gay pride flag. But the newer green and purple flag is used to represent gay men specifically. While lesbians use an inverse color scheme to represent them specifically. It's stupid how many there are, I know.
>>570193763can you tell these fags to stop stealing colors
>>570193864I don't think there is a single color palette that hasn't been used at this rate. Besides, not like I am an ambassador.
>>570190927that room is gonna be extremely steamy
>>570203832How much does Phenomaman weigh? Robert's got some gains
>>570164903>>570165951MalevolANT reporting in. I need a female bully like Mal in my life
>>570206927
>>570206927imagine being groped and sexually harasssed by her every day at the office
>>570207076O_O
>>570207018
goodnight /sdn/ I love you allEurofags make sure you bump the thread every now and then
>>570207018>>570207342Oops... posted those in wrong order>>570207535will do
>>570207535g'night
Ate spaghetti today>>570206927>>570207018lol thought you guys were ded.>>570207535night BBfriend? if not BBfriend night anyways.
>>570207804it is indeed BBfrend
>>570207804>>you guysIt's just me bro, the other guy is temporarily unavailable
>>570207967fug, ah well
>>570208018(:
>>570209229well glad at least one of you are among the living.
>>570193612Cats always smell nice
My cat is stinky
>>570222186>>570218268Would Beef be stinky?
>>570224262Beef is always stinky
Good morning/sdn/I'm at about a Chase right now
>>570228541rip sorry your day started off a shit
>>570225592Aren't all dogs stinky?
>>570228583I didn't get enough sleep
>>570195465You're. You're our ambassador to the gays.
Mhmmm. No sleeping on page 9.
>>570232320LET ME GO BACK TO SLEEP
>the sight of Robert's massive 5 inch snake
How do you respond
>>570237250Yes. No, thank you.Can we just hold hands?
>>570238676Now I feel like you're just blueballing her for the sake of it
>>570239378If she wants, then she'll have to take it. But you've already knew that.
>>570239491She literally has super strength, this isn't a battle Robert would win
>>570240683It's not about winning. It's about leaving them wanting more.
>>570240946>Robert with a crushed pelvisAll according to plan
>>570228541Woke up at 6am today. Have to work until 8pm. Might cut my hand intentionally again just to get off work early. “The scissors were rusty I don’t feel so good”. It works bros. Every time.
>>570243757You’re crazy.
>>570243757>gets tetanus and dies
>>570243757Brilliant.
Beautiful woman
Is your team in the World Cup /sdn/
>>570254750I don't watch Soccer.
>>570254750I wasn't aware the world cup was even happening in the US until the news started talking about it
>>570254750thankfully not
>>570258390POV: You're Phenomaman.
>>570259293It's a hard knock life
>>570259796https://youtu.be/FM7ALFsOH4g
>>570228713Not if you regularly bathe them.
>>570262083He need hug ;(
Reeee
>>570264537Or a kissAt least until morale improves
>>570267024Chu
>>570243757who the fuck actually works those 12 hour shitfts?
I got drunk on vodka O:
>>570272301the bottle claims another
>>570273695Yes, also saved
>>570263932True but once they get outside, they start to stink again.>>570229031Happened a couple days ago for me, had a killer headache because of my lack of sleep.
>>570268420A lot more than you'd think. Whether it's in construction, healthcare, etc. It could be for a whole set of reasons.
>>570268420>>570276438Could SDN do 12 hour shifts?
>>570277808I imagine that's possible. Crime never sleeps. They pretty much serve as a private emergency service. It'd just be like working as a 9-1-1 dispatcher. Except the calls bring greater and outrageous situations.
Don't know if this has ever been shared here. But I found a document that features a good amount of the messages left on the Dispatch Phone ARG. Feel free to look if you're interested in learning more about the going on at SDN's office.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1n6e63brGjVKO5Kbvekwkbm79CVwYE46DPghhXHChoVQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.bfw2ywyh1gxb
>>570279576I wish the phone line was still running, or at least reopen it again for a little bit so I could record all the lineshttps://files.catbox.moe/cnt5eu.mp3
>>570279576>Wee Woo We Woo! Big bust at the Torrance butt plug factory. SDN’s got their eyes and asses out looking for the culprit presumed to be walking around like they’ve got a bunch of fuckin butt plugs up their ass. Shouldn’t be too hard, we’ve got our best and brightest looking round the clock on this one!Bat hands wrote this post
https://files.catbox.moe/rbzfid.mp4
>>570283826>Sonar post>catbox linkNope. Never again.
>>570287386>ROBERT NO MY HAIR IS DRY
>>570278859What’s he pondering about
HNNNNNGH
>>570291664You think she looks at all the deepfakes of herself?
>>570285818I bit the bullet, it's nothing bad.
>>570291764There's deepfakes of her?
