wise old man edition>Deadman All Stars Season 3 Launch!https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-all-stars-season-3-launch?oldschool=true>Summer Sweep-Up 2026https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/summer-sweep-up-2026?oldschool=1>New Regional Worlds Launch TODAY!https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/new-regional-worlds-launch-today?oldschool=1previous >>569631969
uhoh gnomemonkey is speaking up about his strong opinionshe's really against going for purging staffs(BiS) in DMM...is this another one of his great ideas such as: lightbearer at inferno, or south pillar at collo?
>>569751948heh what about "rape damage" you know lol
>>569752101>just get a shitton of quest points and a grandmaster chore list for every member of your team brohe's right
is odas team just going to show up to the finale in rags wtf are they doing
their plan is to farm fangs then gwd
is anyone going for priff? nhallies? blood furies? voidwakers? i guess it's a bit early in the week but it seems like things have really stalled out after dt1/barrows
gwd sucks, and it's all that effort for a subpar item, if they even get the staff then they still need a magic fang too to make it goodtheir fallback from that is dragon hunter wand which is actually auto-loss tier because it has no spec bar
>>569754560Retard?
I was scrolling through clan chat messages today and noticed that everytime i'd scroll past a block of messages and come back some would dissapear, others would be in a different order. Is this some known bug? Or maybe people logging out removes their messages?
>>569754560i think some are going for nallys and bfuries but a lot of that stuff like priff will just take too long for any benefit
can items with "stackable: no" on the wiki be banked?
not if you're a UIM
I've asked people iny clan to pvm probably 100 times and accepted once....
>>569752101gmonkeys ego is so big it can only be subdued by an even bigger ego, so its probably a good thing oda picked gmonkey or else he would be picked in the last row and lay flat for the entire duration of the event, because people dont listen to him.
>>569754805we say that but the Nuggets are practically going for quest cape with wgs+final dawn+dt2+ds2of course that's why they're on the same level as Oda's team rn
okay yeah it's actually over for oda's team now that he took the wildy agility log into multi
!!!
>>569756449gz
I need 12 magic log for DT, i was told they are in rumour sacks and ive farmed 200 sacks and got 4 only, what is this
>lets go wildy agility for food!unironically the worst dmm team in all-star history
just go callisto
>>569755927Gnomonkey will never admit that he's wrong
gnomemonkey trying to carry 4 retards
desert treasure was the most annoying garbage ive played so far. do you uncs really find this fun? quests are so bad in this game
>>569757184runescape uncs will eat shit off a plate if they saw andrew gower push it out of his unwashed asshole
>>569757184They should remove dt prep
>>569757123he had the best take on their food situation: questing then buying kwamsinstead they all go to wildy agility for food, then oda going back out literally walks into the whole framed team in multi. like how badly can you play seriously >>569757184im an unc and hate questing. i like pking and flexing a big bank
I used to sell dt kits, gather the quest garbage and fleece lazies for mils
>>569757184It was more annoying 10 or so years ago when I first did it using runehq, way easier now.
>>569757184dude i totally agree i paid 15$ a month to play this single player mmo they should just give me the quest points when i talk to the quest npc shits hella crazy tho fr
odablock pooriors
honestly if oda somehow pulls this team together for the W he is genuinely the goat but we all know that probably wont happen. would be absolutely kino though
ziggy zhit got hella ranced
>doing crab>people talking about politicsfucks sake man..
>>569758003Hop
lil zoomie would piss and shit yourself over barrens chat even in the year of your lord 2026 lmfao faggot
>>569758168I remember chuck norris gramps
my character is older than you
EVscape was the worst pick baldy made
funny how if port khazard didnt drop out this wouldn't have happenedoda would have had a better pick at 6 over dubies and evscape wouldn't be playing since he replaced him
odas team is crumbling so pathetic
good morning
>>569759889omg I just woke up too
What went wrong?
EV is drunk he's been drinking jack and cokes since he woke up
https://x.com/Odablock/status/2063633814136488049Mental is crumbling
>>569760707How do you recover from this
are the dmmers sitting in a sweaty arena with people watching them as they playhow do they take breaks
2 more strength levels then I can finally farm my defenders
>>569760110omg
playing poe2
dont do that
playing osrs
Awesomesauce
i cant do fishing i have a house portal to barrows
2 hours later>skill specs is camping the karambwan spot
gnomesissy getting bullied
just raped someone and stole their spot #hiscores #highranks
gnomonkey debunked this actually
the only reason odas team is down so bad is because of chat hoppers tbf
insane bait
EVscape is so cooked, he should have taken some of oda's millions to come play this event entirely in the UShow you gonna do everything on 300 ping and expect to perform well during the event itself, but also transition smoothly into the chicago LAN 0 ping finale...
>>569763204this fat faggot destroyed any chance the big O had at winning
did oda actually offer to pay for him to go to the us and he refused?
>>569760707kinda pathetic how evscape has positioned himself as the fat streamer that is okay with everyone bullying him for being fat
someones gotta be the duff
can a misogynist and a misandrist fall in love
oda just lost everything LOL
>>569765898retard brought his b ring to a barrage slayer task LOL
>>569765898NOOO HOW could evscape do this to oda its not fair
why are they bullying the GOAT
somebody tell the warriors it's deadman allstars, not allstar deadmen
oda picked the worst team imaginable and is now reaping
i think they should maybe do wildy agility
>>569766710When is someone going to rage out and start calling people slurs
PIP IS DITTER 2.0
the drama begins>you killed the man, not the idea
I thought I saw some drawing of oda and a big guy in a rowboat on redditand the big guy was lifting oda out of the waterbut I think it got deleted I did not save it
PIP : Lets go roam around ppl might be doing mm2. 10 seconds later changes his mind " Okay lets take lever to Ardy" PIN THIS SHIT
>>569767262salvaged it from my firefox cache
oda bout to get DQd lmao
>>569767475Lol is he doing this for content at this point?
>>569768024they have basically 0 chance of winning atp so i wouldnt doubt it. theyre gonna be going into the finales with nothing
>>569767437cope oda is a retard and went into multi with his team's only set
same drama every time
why would a muslim pick 2 degen drunks to be on his team when theyre probably the two worst picks in the whole draft i dont get it
they are not playing to win you fool they are doing it for content and views and money
Okay but Oda listen. You were TAKING ALL YOU GEAR TO KILL LEVEL 1 SPIDERS. Are you RUCKING stupid?! They are 1 hp take a fking dorgeshun crossbow and bone bolts YOU ABSOLUTE FKIN IDIOT ODA. YOU ARE THROWINT BY BEINT A DUMB FK. Sorry brozzer but it’s true, use your damn brain you idiot and lock in
NEGATIVE BLOOD MONEY?
at -40 blood money you have to farm out a VLS and give it to Westham
so did pip snipe or not
do people really farm this boss
what the fuck is this shit minigame
>>569771213not unless you're 3/4 on a soulreaper axe
>>569771315Outfit farm and leave minigame
>>569771213Its the only dt2 boss i have less than 20 kills on because it both requires me to pay attention and has no payout
>>569771571I know that, I"m just saying it's fucking garbage
I'm a potbellied manlet incel and I'm glad pride events have been cancelledsorry not sorry
>>569771907Are you maxing your contribution at least, youre already on the boat and you might aswell get 5 more fish for your trouble
>>569772423same
>>569772423based
its a bad look for a captain to shit on the team he picked. oda seems to have no capacity to lead
>>569773649any more insightful takes captain obvious
>>569773649Why was his team so successful the last two seasons?
>>569773750faux was probably a better pick than ev
>>569773919because he didn't pick as many fat people
odas toxicity and faux wouldnt mix well i dont think im surprised gnomonkey hasnt broke down yet
its not over yetinsert clap emoji between each word
>>569772593sure thing murphy
monkey's sure contributing a lot spending half the day logged out
>>569773919Because Rhys carried both times.
>>569773919his teams were not successful ever
Ditter didn't snipePip didn't snipe
>>569774936ditter undeniably sniped but pip didnt do shit
>>569771315ty 4chan luck
At least they're having fun and morale is high
>Oda Jobberkek
>>569754714ok so i reached the conclusion that the notification history and clan chat history are not shared, that means if chat messages get bumped out of "memory" the notifications will remain, even when you press the clan chat button>whats he talking about tldr: schizobabble
Why does the lumberjack outfit cost 8000 logs
to fuck skillers that can't get it in 10 minutes of temple trekking
One method to obtain the set is to use barrage/chins and the other is to chop more trees, makes sense imo that the method with more requirements and rng involved is faster
pick a direction
one direction
actually I dont remember if this iteration requires you to kill them at once but w/eup
hoping for a n s w e but whatevar
>>569782263mod north
a qp
why did gnome agree to play dmm he's so far above this retarded ass shit its unreal, what a waste of time
gnomonkey admits that he has the worst stats but doesn't volunteer to be the scout
i invite all the fans of deadgamemanmode to make their own thread
>>569783547why does one team have almost 50% of the total kills? whats the point of a pvp tournament if one team is so heavily stacked compared to the rest
>>569783852>whats the point of a pvpit's osrs pvp, there is no point
>>569783525he's the weak link on his team, he just wants to do what he'd be doing right now on his main or his hcim which is colosseum, the winning teams are in the wildy killing shit and he cries whenever his team suggests doing the same
>>569783852>pvp tournament in an rng gameits just an excuse for jagex to run a staged event where they got to raise like 500k in over priced tickets
>>569784186whats the matter, afraid people might actually have fun?
>>569784290plenty of games you can go and play if you want to have fun, runescape is meant for suffering
How does one recover from this?
runegame pvp isn't a game of skill or prowess, it's just so someone can soiface at their ebin pk and stroke their e-peen
Odacuck is such a retard, they should just quit and not make him captain next Allstars
>>569784047his team have no plan, just a 'leader' that wants to be fed a max set and a bunch of retards with no direction.. they have the best pvmer in the game and don't even make use of him
>>569784628Nah, keep him. This is so funny
>>569783852not westhams fault people drafted pvmers over pvpers.
>>569785248all the best pvpers should be captains
Is it worth playing this game if I am only able to play on mobile? S26 Ultra btw so it would be on the best that mobile has to offer. Whatcha think /osg/? Old acc, so I'm not starting fresh.
wish i had an s26 ultra
which stream is more entertaining to watch for this event?
watching odas team is just kinda depressing if you're not a sadist
skilling is nice on mobile and theres some insane people that pvm on mobile too
Why is there a literal entrance to hell under taverly?
why not?
>>569787238idk purpps team just talk about sex and gay shit all day, west hams team seem like their lives depend on winning, odablocks team seem like they're on the verge of mental breakdowns, haven't bothered with the other teams because i cba
>>569783852because dino picked b0aty instead of greg
KWAB
>>569786894mobile is fine, i played exclusively mobile for like 2 years and the only thing that i found annoying was questing
here if u want a break from depressing dmm vibeshttps://www.twitch.tv/nanto_osrsgonna do a bit of cg to get an enh spoon and then ZUK
>>569788431>>569788448another humiliation ritual for odabigot. its been a good pride month so far
"men" saying "vibes" is ick
playing for vibes, bro.
>3 tick 8-way switchyeah i'm not watching
>>569787048got one because you posted this yesterday
>>569790218can i have it
>mobile gamingwhy? literally just buy a cheap laptop or something, would surely be better
maybe she lives on a north sea oil boat or an oil rig and cant sit at a laptop did you consider that
i sailed past those the other day theres no internet out there
in a game mode where blighted ice sacks work everywhere in the game, gnomonkey is the last player to finish DT1
idk i told you guys this but im taking a break from osrs when the steam summer sale comes out, unless its underwhelming
>just claimed my 120k Herblore xp from Fossil Island>almost Legend's Quest ready, will get another 120k xp>Sins of the Father coming up, 90k xp>can get 891k xp from achievement diary lamps>combat achievement lamps, kudos lamps, dozens of other quests...Man, what were Irons complaining about? This skill is FREE.Even if I needed to actually make potions to make it, I've gotten hundreds of seeds from passive farming contracts (literally a minute for each contract).
>>569790298if i dont like it sure but its pink if that matters
>>569791831>1m xpNow what about the other 11m?
>>569792478Uh...bro..?
Oda might legit clear 100 deaths by the end of this lmao
>>569792478It'll get you to like 78, that's over three quarters of the way to 99.
>>569792851true
>>569792851Yeah, 1m is definitely over three quarters of 12m.
It's finally over
Someone I met in the ge yesterday said they would help me get 1 armadyl kc. He even had pet. He said to meet him back at at ge today at this time, but he still hasnt showed up, and its been 30 min already...
>>569792957its true, herby has been free ever since contracts (and a bunch of other things added after that). People used to camp master farmers and melee nechs.
wtf is gnome doing, he needs to gain like 7 mil xp lmfao
i have eceleb fatigue
Bursting dags? That's what I did 5 years ago when I was low slay.
>>569794225we should start another thread where we talk about the game
>>569794425you should go back to discord
>>569794129No one gives a fuck
>>569794836i do
>>569794836i care
>>569794836i want to kiss you on the lips
>>569793540just bring your best ranged gear and an invy of food. you can brute force one kill.
Step 7 of a master clue and the items aren't hard to get.
>>569794425dmm faggotry is what a week? Bit over a week? That's not so bad after 2 months of leagues. Stay strong champ.
>>569795150I'd ask you out if you were half that cute irl
how do you know they're cute when they have a helmet on retard
>>569793052>a bit more than 1.5x the drop rate for full outfit Are you sure you want to continue on this account? Your rng seed is kinda bad.
reeee where is my leagues rock golem jamflex
your going to get your golem before i get my garland
alice in guamderland
>>569795903I have 99 con and prayer so yeah
where are all the type bs
>>569799287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4kVWCSzfK4
Summer Sweep up: Allow logs in the log basket to be used during ship upgrades.
small indie company please be understanding sarr
>>569798830god imagine getting bagged up 6 times by GrandpaFaux
hes a marine hes trained to kill
>>569798830ffs raikesy they should've went with mintmadcow
soonge
odablock is one of the most entertaining people on the internet. osrs is lucky to have him
>>569800787need someone to do your timers?
2 hour cape oh my days
>>569800986why would you ask this its like the groomerest shit ever
i never used a timer for any of my runs. fuck you and your gay meta
>>569801091what?
>>569801509lets hop in a call and you can screenshare for me kitten
>>569801659okie dsn?
>>569801747r1v3rs cu0m0
can somebody tell me why gnome is barraging dags for xp instead of armoured zombies?
I would guess its his task or alternatively hes afraid someone will find him at zombies
he thinks he is being sneaky by sitting in catacombs instead of the coa tunnel
>>569802056>>569802058but raiksey is already there grinding axes seems like a lot of wasted effort
bring back ditter
new spyro omfg
slopro
>>569802947OMFG
Jwu what happened with oda?
i thought the monke would do better, i expected him to be like port khazard just worse at pvp
im a crash gal idgaf about spyro ive got a crash bandicoot plush not a spyro plush
ok who gaf
port khazard plays with mouse acceleration so it makes no sense that hes better than me that should be literally impossible
>>569803814source for that?
port khazard i hardly know her so
>>569803909he spoke about it last dmm
whats you guys favorite bankstanding spot i need a nice bank to stand at
>>569803814I've thought about this before. With the right DPI I think if you got used to the acceleration it'd be decent
i dont share that kind of crap with strangers sorry not sorry
>>569804128so hearsay
>>569804272no thats not how it works when you're talking about yourself
>>569803269oda needs a handler to get anything done. there is no competent shotcallers on their team
>>569800787status report
>>569804406https://x.com/OdablockClips/status/2063689310931742997I just saw this lol people again doing the ditterbitter shit, this'll be last all stars
i use mouse acceleration because i used to use trackpad and it was always turned on then i just got used to using a mouse with it and now if i turn it off it feels weird idk so maybe port kazard is just like me fr
are we thinking a coffee or a tea
>>569805030cofe
i prayer flick better on high ping worlds
I can't prayer flick at all
>>569804550>>569788716double mage wave
ive opened 120 hallowed sepulchre grand coffins and only got 1 elite cluescroll ill never greenlog the collection log at this rate
Oh my fauci i hecking love dmm all stars my favourite goys are all competeing i love chugging my favorite gaymer drink while i grind for 75 hours on an iron rock
I only drink water
me too but sometimes i add instant coffee or a tea bag for additional flavours
>>569807380i would say i love dmm nor do i chug gaymer drinks or grind for 75 hours on an iron rock but i do enjoy dmm
got blocked by an OF model because i told her i dont like talking to bots or the dudes that run the account #shrink
i dont grind iron rocks or enjoy dmm but i do chug a gamer drink every once in a while
>>569807906what gaymer drinks do you like friend
i just chugged a soft drink with plum flavor it says both zero calories and 45 calories. doesnt seem legal
>>569807962i like mountain dew and gamer supps. and sprite+tea but i dont know if that counts as a gamer beverage
The absolute state of helmets.He was accusing people of stealing his bolts btw.
>>569808490>nooooo my broads
>>569808490>nooo my boltsmaybe don't use expensive shit then
i was gaming at triples but i ran out of supplies and eventually missed a flick ripwill go back to the drawing board and see what setup to bring next
Wait, if youre buying bulk from someone youre expected to pay 15% or more from the GE price??
I used to be an evil libtard that was jealous of other peoples' achievements and make fun of them for them but since then I've reformed and become a happy chud that celebrates other peoples' achievements
>>569808490lmao crab gamer. This has to be a ragebait? Wouldn't a bone crossbow/msb be better xp>>569809952gz
>>569809952very based anon
All this dmm talk is worse than leagues first week holy fuck
>>569810384hate it when people talk about the game, realy sucks
>>569810384https://litter.catbox.moe/5zkdiza19okszz48.webm
oda fighting skillyhaha i use nicknames because im parasocial :)
anyone else dcing
my new clicker is here goodbye forever logitech i hate you
how can gnome make colo look so easy on this fucking shit ass gear
too bad he can't get everyone quivers
>>569812954Thats because he has close to 40000 hours in game
>>569812954to be fair it is zero damage or something if you just click the right buttons at the right time
>>569813415Wheres your quiver then meri
he's slightly stronger than the gear would be in the main game but the content is more about doing it right than your gear
>>569813423is this match rigging like odas has a deal under the table with westham
>>569813423So im guessing the weasels are currently winning?My first time watching this
why does her electric whisp look like that
zaddy zoda's getting geared, probably gonna pick a few of purps boys soon
>>569813882oh my fucking god
>>569813808shut your bitch ass up
>>569813467I have not gotten around to clicking the right buttons at the right time yet also wtf how did you know it was me
>doing hard clue scroll>get through 4 clue parts with ease>next one requires a song from perilous moons>can't even do the quest yetI fucking hate this game sometimes.
did you see that guy on x the everything app who is rainbolt but for cars
>>569813502a theory is that dubies is good friends with westham and he is throwing on purpose
all good, according to the manual it's still called "retweet"https://docs.x.com/x-api/posts/retweets/introduction
imagine renaming one of the biggest sites on the internet because you're an autist who loves the letter X (enough to give your firstborn the most cringe name possible) and people still call it twatter
say on nieve
>>569818381an x post
wow colluseum doesn't seem that profitable when you just choke over 45 minute run
>>569818785no it is dude
Most of the gp relies on you beating sol for the splinters from extra quivers and big unique chances
choking is part of the strategy trust the plan
Whats the point of frogleather armour? Is there i cant even see chunkmen using it when implings exist
>>569819953just hoppin around
summer sweep up: frogleather armor revitalization proposal
>>569819953fashionit looks the most like actual clothing out of the leather armor sets, and makes you look jacked
every 10 seconds in Odablock's chat you can see a cheat callout from a random chatter, and once a minute you can hear odablock complain about other people cheating
im meriipu
just ate that now im going sleepy modei have 111/131 easy clogs and im gonna get 96 thieving tomorrow i think
dubies is such a shitter bro
>>569820826frog leather prep rework
>>569822694what does your meal have to do with oldschool runescape? seems off topic to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3dUErkx_uc
solution: add a Frog Leather Armour Patch unlocked by a sequel to Lilypad Labour Dispute
>>569823117i just told you how its related but whatever
>>569823484Kinda wonder what would change in history if he never existed.
>>569823484>>569823737great runescape talk guys
They should have a quest where you fight Hitler
well if they would give us project zanarus
its 6 7 day looool 6 7
i now know more about mta than god, here are my thoughtstelekinetic room should have a points buff. 2 points per maze makes the thing too slow. the bonus after 5 mazes in a row is good. the maze guardian should have some way to left click telegrab it.alchemy room should have its points given doubled. that's about it; it's too fucking slowenchantment should give a "take 5" option on the shape piles. spam clicking is stupid. everything else is fine.graveyard should also get a "take 5". there's no reason for so much spam clicking. everything else is fine
game died when pride died. jaytroonie and st0ck quit.
>>569827923>people paid to go see this
>>569829420700 dollars
>antipoison>super antipoison>antidote+>antidote++>anti-venom>anti-venom+>extended anti-venom+Is all this really necessary?
referring to people as sex or skin color automatically makes you a bigot in the eyes of jagex. remember, al kharid, the desert cities, and karamja are all controversial. 'w-why?'THEY JUST ARE OKAY STOP BEING BIGOTED. WE'RE GOING TO MUTE YOU FOR 48 HOURS NEXT TIME IS 2 WEEKS.
>>569830751
>>569760574thinking evscape and dubies are even remotely gooddubies at 1st pick is actually insane, has no idea how to escape and how dmm worksevscape is probably the worst player in the eventjust look at his death to Lake in moritanya slayer towerbro has no idea how to tank and freeze log/ tp
uh...who is he mad at?
Why did they make vamps so ugly in rs3?They had like thigh highs and leotards but now their all wierd bat things
I don't play rs3, so I don't know how they look.
>>569831981
fuck off youtube, 99 wc with a bronze axe only IS NOT a flex and I shant be clicking on that video so stop recommending it to me
so sailing bounties are good now?
>>569832261It is a flex it's like an endurance thing like a marathon but its like a mental marathon at a special Olympics
>>569832089desu this is the old 2011-2012 late hd era style. it looked rough but you have to realize the game was incredibly jank back then. hd era had some soul but had a lot of misses. like some of HDOS looks good but a lot of it just looks rough. mostly for all of the new areas. it works for all the OG stuff imo.hot take im not a fan of the upcoming official hd update for osrs. just doesnt look right. but yeah i like rs3. it really is the classic wow vs retail wow scenario. rs3 is a good game nowadays and we are getting player model rework tomorrow. you can obviously play both games but you need 2 separate characters since u cant log into both games on the same character.
>>569832657The hd update barely looks hd, it's just shaders, no changes in models or textures, i have no idea why its taken them so long
>>569832089would
oda is basically lebron on the cleveland cavs except 5x worse the S tier player, the random mid guy with some rings already (raiks), someone decent but very inexperienced (gnome), and the rest absolute stinkers
>>569833148oda is relatively good at the game but he isnt a true no life loser like a lot of osrs "pros" i mean do you realize how much b0aty plays for example?id rather kms than play osrs as much as he does. id literally go crazy.
>rank 1clog ironmeme has 1500daysBruh
>>569833606cope harder he plays 8+ hours a day
>>569833606you're underestimating his pvp autism someone who has made literally millions pking via rwt and streaming has as much incentive as the nolifes
Oda and sparc mac dont rwt
sparc mac got his red phat in 2005 by looting the deathpile of a guy who died afking at the varrock east bank
>>569834696yes thats a lot. he actually plays a lot more than 8, actually. i'm pretty sure it's at least 12.
>>569835157im talking about odablock you fucking retard oda plays 8+ hours a day you god damn mongoloid so thanks for agreeing with me
>>569835902odablock does NOT play as much as b0aty does.
Oda crashing and burning on Pride Month is almost poetic
>>569835902watch it punk
ban all gays
>>569836119https://streamscharts.com/channels/odablock?platform=kickhttps://streamscharts.com/channels/b0atyget odas chud cock out of your mouth and stop coping
Spring TV Screensaver, Vintage Spring Paintings for Frame TV, 8 Spring Paintings For 2 Hours 2024
odas team doing wildy agility... that's literal 1st hour activitiesgnomemonky was "making money" doing collo with budget stats and gear, spending years to earn the equivalent of 1 revenant killeveryone else is feeding killsit's not looking good
the only reason to keep watching is to see if they make the best comeback in history tbf
ca we talk about merii for once please
i wonder what kind of music merii listens to
>>569836438i dont look at all of that stuff. in fact i do not care.if i am wrong i do not care. i feel right. i really do FEEL right. honestly i probably am. and if im not right? i dont care. because you got angry. you got angry at me. you are SO mad.angry little scaper. sitting in a tree. c-l-i-c-k-i-n-g
yeah thats what id say despite undeniable proof showing i was wrong toowhat else do you feel do you feel like a moron
safe spot path find
i imagine her listening to that song with the spinning leek
>>569836564id rather talk to her
>>569837113thats finnish
im american so its all the same to me
>>569836970who are you replying to?
not me i dont thinks
>>569828706>the maze guardian should have some way to left click telegrab it.Nah, telegrabbing it without losing ticks is what makes the room engaging. I like it.>alchemy room should have its points given doubled. that's about it; it's too fucking slowSure.>spam clicking is stupid. everything else is fine.>spam clickingEnchant, grab, enchant, grab. It's a two-tick cycle. Best room by far. >graveyard should also get a "take 5". there's no reason for so much spam clicking. everything else is fineAgree
The ONLY MMOs I enjoy are RuneScape 3 and OSRS. I have at least tried all major MMOs and most are so shockingly boring that I genuinely cannot play them for more than 30 minutes to an hour. Never to be played again. They are just so boring. I have no idea how people play these "games." Shockingly boring. That's all that can be said
project gorgon was alright atleast until i got turned into a pig and nobody would give me an unpig potion
Idk the only other game i play is warframe but i think i just like grindy games
>>569836470it was pretty pathetic, gnome spent the entire day prepping for colo just to make 100k/hr while the "shitters" were farming barrows and zombie axes. and he wasted so much time and money dying on wave 10 just for the chance to show off what a great pvmer he is. if they didn't force him to get his magic stats up he would've accomplished absolutely nothing. meanwhile, the wildy agility runs that he kept shitting on were more impactful than anything he contributed. i hope somebody is willing to pull him aside and tell him to check his ego.
>>569840050I used to play Warframe then they changed my favorite frame (mag) and quit
what do you even do in war frame just shoot bullet sponges like destiny?
but reddit says that gnomonkey is the only one being useful on odas team
>>569840981low bar. theyre all shit
Why did it take over six months to add simple sailing interface improvements that took plugin devs less than a month?Why are port tasks still shit?Why are trials so punishing?Why are the majority of non-rosewood ship upgrades unreasonably costly and useless? Like there's no reason to ever build an ironwood hull. Why not give the skill incremental upgrades like with construction?Why are ship graphics still so buggy? e.g., constant pop-ins Why are boat paints stupid rare when sail patterns are literally just dyesWhy are most of the potions and food sailing introduced useless? Seriously, who wanted super fishing potions? Why are there two buildable bank chests, each costing over a million, in some remote cave the player has zero reason to ever enter?Why are none of the new seeds introduced not attainable through nests/contracts/master farmers? Why does swapping items around in your inventory while salvaging incur a tick delay?Why is ship combat STILL FUCKING GARBAGE?
oda has been completely sissified
imagine if project zanaris came out we couldve did the osg dmm all stars
ive done 30 16 delves b2b with no uniques, thoughts?
>>569841521>Why are trials so punishing?They found that some sweatlord redditors love sepulchre so they dumped that into sailing (water agility). > no reason to build an ironwood hull The defense upgrade is noticeable, but it only makes sense to upgrade that for a combat ship. The rosewood hull is a lot more expensive. > why are port tasks shit They thought people liked to draw some overly complicated ABA routes where you visit a port, get a task to grab something on another port and juggle multiple tasks like that. This system really should have been simplified. > Seriously, who wanted super fishing potions? People boosting for mory elite lol. The food is useful and a direct upgrade over manta rays and karambwans. You can catch like 650-750 marlins an hour with deep sea trawling. > ship combatThey won't fix this lol they've given up on it and apparently can't even balance the bounty xp rates at this point. Normally if they introduce something thats 20-30% better than the best rate they poll it, currently great white shark bounties are some of the best xp/hr.
>>569841946think you should probably do more kc
>>569841521>Why are there two buildable bank chests, each costing over a million, in some remote cave the player has zero reason to ever enter?which?
>>569842880>People boosting for mory elite lol.dude holy shit i didnt even realize they added this. so you only need 90 fishing now hahahaha
i had to go earlier did nanto kill zuk with that fucked up setup
If you ever need to ask "why x was made" the answer is always to make the game easier.
>>569841946mazed
>>569843120deepfin point mine
does anyone know of asian pvm fc?
i guamed 6 hours after forbidding myself from guaming until i get my infernal cape...why am i like this....
evscape has to eat a summer pie to walk upstairs
>>569846332why
He cooked a plan and ate it lol
i've done nothing but merchant wrecks from 86-98 just for the chance of a d cannon barrel on the way to 99 and got fuck alllast 1m xp to go and i'm probably gonna end without one
>>569846510LOL
so wait, the DMM servers open again in like 5 hours? 6am EST?
>>569846591>platinum tokens are in the loot tablelol wtf
>>569846591This is why you do krakens
EVscape was already carrying extra weight before allstars
Didnt they already do dmm right before dmm for reddit?
>>569849897based
hoping for some more sailing tweaks and fixes this wednesday
wish someone would fix my sails
i could use a wish right now too
a fremminik or dwarf related raid wouldve been cooler
i hope they put whatever you need to traverse the purple water inside raids 4 so irons wont be able to go to whatever they decide to eventually put out there
i hope that peace never finds you
>>569849897seethe
holy FUCKi was able to fortify my masori chaps!!!
>>569853065wow man thats huge congrats
>>569853402thank you :)
>konarfags WISHED their invy looked like this after 10 minutes into a task
>>569853065gz>>569854154gz
>>569840259small worldI played saryn, they nerfed her and I just quit
>>569840181it's his first dmmhe has no idea that a 5 man rev trip is self sustainable and solves money
>>569841521>Why did it take over six months to add simple sailing interface improvements that took plugin devs less than a month?python codebase vs 2007 british java spaghetti code + gower brothers are literal drooling retardsthe shit they pulled on classic makes me shudder on what must have been the shitshow of rs2
>>569854707The difference might as well be that one group is stealing paychecks and the other one isn't.
>>569824740just report it
>>569854834what
>>569828706this minigame had all its points/hr doubled last year, stop bitching lol
Dear Nut Bladder,Thank you for your sailing bounty task suggestions last week. I tried them this weekend and I hate it. I already have 33m XP and already have dragon stuff on my boat before all this 4x droprate buff, so I don't really need all of it. I got an extra bottled storm at least. Please tell me your current doings. Myself? I'm still salvaging while playing Stellar Blade, it's fun so far (10 hours in).I hope this message reaches you in good health and good spirits.
>>569855108The paid devs might not be as motivated as it is their dayjob and they are working in a woke shit company that (hearsay) doesn't pay their developers well. Part of the issue could then also be that people leave after a few years, and it might take that long or longer to get really familiar with the codebase if it really is a mess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wNLM4xMaKIit's up
another successful trip wow what a great task!
bondies are out here picking up fucking vambraces?
to be fair bondies can dump them noted into the ge so its less effort
>>569855489dont talk to my boyfriend like that, thanks
i filter shit below 10k as a bondie i dont have time for that shit
>>569855976nigga has tablets and normal bones in his sack lmao
>>569856572and its quadruple the price of the average konarfag task lmao
oh my word bruh
have a good night everyone it’s meto those of you still playing I wish you the best in rng
>>569856761did some konarfag fuck your gf while telling you how much gp he has or something
is this "konarfag" in the room with us right now?
konar is ehc
I like kesha
>>569860421what kind of tranny makes shit like this
>>569860601that image is from a reddit ms paint comic that ends with the player smoking duuuuuuude with the wise old man with fire spellsabsolutely hilarious isnt it
>>569855489...Why would you do that if you don't need any of the loot?I'm not 99 sailing, and why the xp isn't amazing, it's adding up. I doubt I'd have to motivation to do this without levelling at the same time.Anyway, still killing these sharks for my 2nd dragon hook, then I'll move over to veiled krakens for 2 dragon cannons and will hit 92 sailing soon to be able to use them.I'll still need a crapload of dragon metal sheets/nails afterwards, and may as well finish some keels with the parts I already have. Maybe I'll move back over to vampyre krakens for a bunch of easy money to drop over to my main while I'm at it.
>>569862064My friend said the XP was insane so I wanted to try it out but I just hate sailing so after doing 2 tasks I quit it again.It's my own fault grinding 2 hooks and 1 bottled storm before jagex decided to make everything 4x more common. Waiters win again.Also fun fact! The Belle's folly went from 1/400 to 1/256 and now it'll be 1/75. Great thinking by Jagex! Doubled the employees, halved the updates.
is 1 max hit and a little accuracy really going to make blade/rapier/mace any more worth using
>>569862823+1 max hit makes blade better than nally at tob, it won't do too much for rapier I think and it'll be nice for maceI think they just want to nerf nally without actually nerfing nally
Should I rush 99 hunter on my iron? It feels so useful compared to a main
>>569863161for what reason? the hunter rumor loot isnt too great if thats what youre planning on
>>569863161if you really enjoy hunter i'd rush glory and leave it at that.
>>569862823I have a blade of saeldor on my UIM, and was originally planning on getting nox halberd to replace it, but now I need to rethink it.- Nox halberd is tradeable with no charge bullshit, so trivially baggable- Saeldor requires uncorrupting/uncharging to bag it-- Less bad these days because crystal shards are way easier to get- Nox halberd is 2H-- Good for bosses because I don't need a defender on me-- Bad for slayer because I'll have my defender on me anyway- I have to kill araxxor for the rancour anyway- Halberd is good for zulrah/kree-- Do I really care?- Saeldor is cool because fewer people have itIt was a pretty easy decision before, because the easy bagability was well worth a side-grade.UIM is so fun.
>>569863630imps have a ton of useful things>>569863686that would be 83 for dragon imps i'm guessing?
why was oda killing spiders in deep wilderness instead of next to crazy archeologist?
>>569863161What do you even want from it? Like a few hundred thousand gp to start your account? Early magic logs for DT1? A nice crossbow?Early hunter rumours are definitely good, but I don't really see much reason to rush 99, plus the loot from sacks does scale with your other skills.
I dropped my Blade when I got the Rapier and then I dropped the Rapier when I got the nally, that item is too good for what it is
>>569863953if you don't want to boost yeah. you're getting 75 for moonlight moth's at the same time btw
>>569863161I wouldn't suggest rushing it, like right out of the gate, because you'll probably have shit transporation to the rumors / worse accessible locations (eg having to use the shitty orange salamander spot rather than the one near ToA, or the bot / newb infested feldip hills Red Chins rather than Priff).The "efficient" way to treat Hunter is to get to 80 with birdhouses over a month or two (very, very easy, and will give you ~2k nests for future herblore + brews, and tons of tree seeds to speed through Farming). Then catch like 20k red chins (~92 Hunter) to get your ranged high enough for CG (93). Then you could finish off the remaining half of the xp to 99 with Master Rumors (unlocked at 91).That's the best way to get the most out of the skill. Squeezes everything good out of it. Don't just rush rumors (I recall the early tier suck anyway)>>569863953>impsThe only relevant things are medium clues (kind of a meme until you reach Cerb (91 slayer) and glories (they truly, honestly barely matter)
>>569863161They're making it way better with the summer sweep up, I think rushing hunter will be the new wintertodt with all the slop that hunter sacks give
Team muslim is getting shat on like gazans lmao
BIG O PLEASE LOOK FOR PICKS TODAY AS A TEAM 5min/hour WALLAHI TRUST ME BROZZER O IT COULD WORK
>>569864159>glories barely matterTo elaborate a little, an Amulet of Strength is usually going to be +1/2 max hits over a glory. An amulet of magic is the same accuracy (not that magic accuracy usually matters much anyway).The teleports don't matter. It's a big noob trap, rushing a glory.
>>569864028Remember how underwhelming everyone thought it was on release? Shit sat at like 20m, and then people were like "oh, this is actually amazing".
>>569864159>The "efficient" way to treat Hunter is to get to 80 with birdhouses over a month or twoI can't wait for them to kill that shit.
>>569864775birdhouses will still probably be the go to for hunter training because of the nests which theyre buffing. i think it only really kills it as an option for mains
>>569864649>tfw was an immediate nally enjoyerI didn't want to raid or do CG, and the +1 tile gimmick sounded fun, so it was perfect for me.I made 3 while going for a fang (went very dry), and sold them at their 20m floor, kind of regret that at least. They exploded a few weeks later and I missed out on like 100m
>>569864775When is the Summer Sweep up anyway?
cant believe leagues is almost over
>>569864992Oh shit, I need to remember to log in and claim my massive herblore xp drop.
>>569864775Yeah it's a bit late, irons (and mains, it's still EHP for them but irons obviously benefited the most) have had 9 years to abuse them.But they are kind of unhealthy for the skill, so it's probably for the best. Just should have been 8-9 years ago.
>>569865019same on my alt but it's unbonded and idk if I wanna bond it just for that and selling 30k points
first week of leagues vs last week of leaguesexcept I did not collect enough energy so the first week was also like the last week
odas team just logged in and theyre already getting humiliated and sissified LOL
>>569864901I don't think rational people are going to slog through half of a year of birdhouses at low hunter levels for a handful of nests; the yield on lower tier birdhouses is so low.Hunter isn't even slow, you'd just train it normally and then do it at a higher level for nests when you really care and are one of those degenerates who actually likes hourlyscape shit.
I did falcon kebbits and salamanders and uhhh I forgot what else I did before herbi I think I did a lot lot lot of birdhouses to be fair so yes
>Storing all of my dragon keel parts in hespori>Only 22 LMS points left for looting bagsI haven't really done any LMS since the waves of bot bans and the recent changes, I hope it's not super cancerous again.
How long until jagex nerfs ruby bolts?
>>569866408Its pretty bad now since the ones are left are people who are good enough to get wins
>>569866569Shit. I'll probably be able to eek out a few points, but I used to get like 5+ points a game just farming bots.
>>569866692The recent lms changes are making worse i still hate they made it an outlast fest
>>569866408>use slayer points>don't be a pussy and kill thieves in level 1 wildy edgeville dungeonI never did LMS once on my maxed UIM.
>>569866408i sit in lms all day and im not great but medicore. most people in the first couple rounds are worse than me, i only consistently die to the giga sweats who usually get bored after a while22 points is nothing chinese cartoon poster. u got this
Day 3 standings.
>>569866893>>don't be a pussy and kill thieves in level 1 wildy edgeville dungeonYeah I'm way too progressed to do that. I did that shit when I was like 1250 total level.>>use slayer pointsYeah, but I'd rather not.I used to be so flippant with my LMS points absolutely piss through looting bags and wilderness supplies, but I've been much better about kicking rats when it is safe to do so, and cut down on my point spending.Maybe it's low enough that I could realistically eat into my slayer points and not feel bad about it.>>569867301It's not so much about IF I can get any points, but enough quickly enough without wanting to kill myself interacting with this game's awful PvP "properly".
>>569867778i unironically used to think oda was one of the best pvpers in the world lol
>>569866893Wow your dick must be so small
>>569867873tbf he is its just that hes dogshit at this team oriented stuff
>>569867868do you play on full screen or resizeable?do you have death dotter on?is your mouse dpi really slow?if yes to any of these i dont blame you for hating it>>569867873he is this changes nothing
holy shit I just found out about swap left click... that is powerful DAMN.Basically theres no reason to have a seed pod, you can just have a wealth or glory in your invy and one click tele off that
im fishing my trawler
>>569868024I just think death dotting is the most retarded shit ever.
>>569867942>>569868024he is but he just happens to play like a retard?
>>569868121i feel that but you have to adapt and use it for advantage. i used to rage at people dding, i sucked against it because i pked on private servers mostly. it's a facet of the game you need to learn if you want any momentum
I honestly find it when people dont stand still way worse than death dotting
And as for me.Finishing off this master clue step once I get an Arclight.Thinking of just pushing slayer to boost for morty elite diary and afk fish.Finish off the seeds then going to Master Mixology.Inventory stress is starting to set in, but still feeling rather comfy to do what I want.
>>569868123him being a bad leader and putting together the worst team in all stars history doesnt make him a bad pvper
>>569868123being an S+ tier solo pker =/= being good at leading a team of headless chickens in DMM. look at all the pking hes' done: chanced everyone multiple times, could outlast dino in his fucking green chaps, etcoda (and everyone who does well in the seasonal game mode) ALWAYS swaps gp so they get a head start on everybody. they dont know how to get a good day 1 start at all
>>569868317Enjoy 2 week long mixology stint, assuming that's what you're going for.
There's another deadman? I can get my Armageddon scroll?
Today started out rough - low moral, poor decision making, and a horrible breach performance. Now I think the pivotal moment was Oda telling the team that he wants to win and they can’t keep laughing about deaths, etc… after that everything changed.DUBIES - started grinding out barrows and got a ton of items for the team. Despite his shakiness and not escaping - I’d give him a (B) for today as he contributed a lot to getting the team much better gear.ODABLOCK - I think Oda definitely felt the moral today earlier and it showed. I think he knew the team needed planning and just realizing that EVSCAPE was a very poor choice of a teammate. Now, once the team started grinding out ways to get food, coins, and smart choices Oda definitely seemed better. I will say that his breach choice was a throw. He contributed a lot to getting perilous moons items and wildly agility items for the team. I will give him a (A-) for today.EVSCAPE - I’m not sure where to begin but EV is honestly the worst player this DMM. He constantly makes jokes that just don’t land, dies consistently not only in pvp but PVM deaths as well and really just hasn’t contributed to the team. I’d honestly say he was worse today than yesterday. So he gets an (F) for today.Raikesy - I think he was strong today. Got the team zombie axes, grinded out levels, and was quite positive throughout. Not a ton to say but he is a team player so I’ll give him a (B+)Gnomonkey - proving to be the best choice on the team. Highly knowledgeable and made great choices with colosseum putting his team on the map. He doesn’t say stupid stuff and he is truly the best value player on the team. I’d give him an (A+) for today.Lmk thoughts
omg when is this eceleb garbage gonna end?
ecelebs, content creators :|ecelebs, osg 4chan trannies :O
>>569868437Already got the outfit.Have a fair amount of points left over except for red? Going to be ready to buy the chugging barrel for future use and maybe just buy the other two items for green logging purposes.
>>569868718calling anyone here an eceleb is very generous
>>569868581dubert making a barrows tele in the poh was actually a great playhe's still planked a lot for a 1st row pick but that genuinely saved them in the tank gear departmentyou also need to understand EVscape is on like 300 ping in australia
>>569868762the point was that you retards have the same behavior just directed towards different people
I watch plenty of OSRS youtube stuff, but there is just something about DMM that makes me give absolutely no fucks about it.>>569868723The chugging barrel is so fucking nice if you're actually going to be doing any bossing.I did mixology most of the way to 99, and while I thought it's a nice method, god damn, everything becomes shit when you have to put that many non-AFK hours into it.
The crazy thing is that Oda is always handicapped for whatever reason, but that’s what’s entertaining to watch.. the skill gap in PVP with Oda & everyone else is insane.. would be too boring if Oda was OP.
crazy how many anons are doing agility on oda's cock
>>569868891>Implying both arent annoying
>>569869118yeah sure but one is actually about the game and will be a week long topsthe other is literally thousands in the archive everyday
>managed to 3t fish for an entire hour straightAlright I think I've earned myself 10 hours of afking with a fish barrel now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CRMJ4KF-IBest PVPer btw
he did that last DMM seasonal too lolhard not to fuck up sometimes when you're on like 3-4 hours of sleep bro is also just retarded
8 hour car ride today i will fish squid the whole time for fine fish offcuts for crab hunter i love crab hunter
I predict Odablock will bump off Dino for max during one of Dino's pointless roams, putting the Nuggets solidly on the bottom
the only reason odas team is so far behind is because hes the biggest streamer and hes getting sniped
Today i will lock myself in mta for wand and book
i legitimately used to do master wands for moneyi think the driving force was convincing myself that onyx enchant in the room was great xp. if it is i dont remember but that's how i justified it
does anyone want to watch finding nemo (2003) in the cord
>>569873373find a single female pvper thats on the level of any of these people including the shitters like mammal and faux
>>569873373>oda still more kills than dino despite all dino's roaminglmao it's so over when oda kills him
>>569873373this guy is the most retarded crybaby manchild in the osrs space and that has a lot of competition
is renderscapes entire shtick just him being an annoying faggot about social justice stuff nobody cares about? reminds me of that snowflake account guy named mountain man or something that called himself the "premier leftist osrs creator" or something
>>569873373Imagine how useless a woman would be in this event lmao
recruit a woman but have it be esskay and put her all over the promotional material
I wish I didn't have to be associated with people like that, I'm so tired of all the whining and attention seeking
esskayuwu on odas team over evscape
Errm, Type-Bs can produce monthly blood money.Unbalanced gameplay.
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>>569873373chudnuke
I think you took a wrong turn somewhere this isn't the right thread
I really despise melee Yama but spending 200 hours to get 90 rc and then make 200k souls seems like a lot.
>>569873373they should've put 5 women in there and watch them all be last row picks.
>>569875390you'll have to get 99 rc at some point anyway.
>>569873528GrayGray would be a solid 2nd draft.
>>569873373does this nigga even play the game
im genuinely curious if there are any high level female pvpers ive quite literally never seen it before
there are, u must not watch the clip channels
>>569876069hanannie maybe
>>569876530lol
>>569876530he said female
>>569877170Hanannie is female
good bait
DMM allstars recap!!
you guys think they would ever add expert/master diaries?
>>569878017I'm literally a transgender male on HRT, I don't own any masculine clothes, my friends and family all refer to me by a feminine name and pronouns, and this renderscape guy makes *even me* think >wow, what a faggot
>>569878747We know nanto we know
>>569878716no that sounds like a rs3 thing when the level cap is changed to 120 iirc there are challenging player made master diaries/quests/clues i remember seeing them a while ago but forgot the names of them
time for Dino to feed Voidwaker
So what exactly isthis DMM? It's just like 30 streamers playing on a private client?
>>569878747fail larp bro thinks mtf trannies call themselves transgender male
>>569876530lol so is that a no?
>>569878716What would it even be? Shit like>Perform the Magic cape emote on top of the Magic Guild>Mount full gold Castle Wars armour in your POH>Build a demonic throne at your house in PriffdinasAnything over and above the current Elite diaries would be absurd
>>569879853it's a safe space server for streamerslop yea
>>569878716they'd be too scared to gate anything useful behind them
oda the generous strikes again
>>569879982So how does anyone even die when the whole world is open for literally 30 people?
never would have guessed kesha
>>569880298pois are highly contested because slow xp is like poison for them
>>569880298because there are only so many relevant spots for gear and training and they all want them also breaches somewhat force them to engage with each other
>>569880298in addition to what others have said, their progression parallels each other, so they generally do want to be at the same major hotspots for quests, as well as shit like barrows/moons gear/vw etc, at the same time
>>569880379pois?
>>569880684points of interestwildy agility courseany important quest start or end pointsbossesyou get the gist
>>569880298pvp enabled everywhere except for varrock with one worldthere have been 50+ deaths in 3 days
is oda the only person on his team with any significant pvp experience
hold up... let him cook
>>569881298(skillspecs killed dubiedobies at warriors guild)and then gnomemonkey dies the same exact way right after... 61m followed him uot of the GE and just specced him onceFIRST TWO PICKS btw
>>569877882oda fans are 90% of the viewers basically, every other streamer is fodder to oda, in terms of success and skill
>>569881607yeah whatever you say cope harder tranny
they should have banned oda a long time ago for rwt before he took off. now a bigot is the face of the game
i think that death actually shows gnome's arrogance in a very bad and honest light>ugh.. someone just ragging me.. ..>dies to one dds spec welcome to dmm you fat lesbian
>>569881686oda supporter = tranny btw
90% of the all stars cast are obnoxious faggots the only chill ones are the farmers guys and b0aty maybe dino
Kinda excited for the new quest, is it feasible to get an account with all the stat reqs but none of the quests done up to where I can do the new quest in the next 3 weeks?Just bought a new acc since my old one got got for selling.
>>569882789yes easily
>>569882789its like 10 quests you could do it in a day
>>569882789arent you scared of your acc getting recovered by the original email
oof the gnomemonkey narcissistic collapse is happening in real time
literally his whole team is trolling i hope framed wins
>>569883171this is where his dmm inexperience really showsmiddle of the week with little sleep he's shown he's free
yellow kiwi and a breakfast burrito for breakfast time to rune
why is the purp team all just laughing and joking, shouldn't they be seething since they're one of the worst performing teams?
>>569883054Not really, I know the guy who sold it to me, he would regularly buy gold from me back during covid. He quit but I keep in contact cause we play another game together. There's a possibility, but there's also a possibility someone could get my IP if I accidentally click a sniffer and then they get a jeet zendesk support agent who unlocks my account and removes 2FA and authenticator and my pin. It's happened before. I don't put any faith in jagex and that's why I was selling in the first place to try and liquidate lmao
>>569878017Hello 41%, would you like to buy some rope and a crude chair
can i get a qrd what is going on with gnomonkey? i dont know what dmm is but if gnomonkey is having a meltdown(?) it would be pretty funny cause i despise that guy
>>569883827allstars is streamer/influencer handpicked DMM, which is a PVP everywhere event. Think pvp world. It has some other unique mechanics but that's the meat of it. Allstars is team based so a bunch of streamers drafted other streamers to be on their teams, and gnomonkey is on odablock's team, and he is sweating ultra hard but keeps failing because he sucks ass at pvp. That's really about it, he's having melty after melty and it's funny.
Ourguy Mr mammal wins again
>>569884053show literally 1 meltdown
tons of homophobia
just noticed that pk'ers are all fit gigachads who have their lifes sortedmeanwhile helmies are mentally ill basement dwellers
firm_environment_808 won
oda about to lose everything
>>569884476rhys is fat and cant do a single pullup as seen in the jagex vid lol
>>569884584im not talking about e-celebs im talking about regular people i have joined the facebook group for osrs to find people to raid and all pk'ers over there are hot gigachads
>>569884476nearly all of the all stars people play a hcim on stream
if oda loses everything i genuinely see them forfeiting the chicago event or something that would be really fucking bad
>>569884735why would he do that? hes getting 40k viewers on his kick stream thats probably over 3k usd an hour
>>569884713>facebookfuck you
stupid anime poster
your just mad becaues shes making raid friends
i love our little animes but they arent the brightest and thats ok
>>569884926>>569884926>noooo you can't join facebook groups you must join my streamer mandated discords to raid!!!!!!!
>$3k an hourplease tell me that these fucking retards aren't getting paid that much for making weird noises infront of a webcam
sorry to anyone who just saw that i accidently launched my account into rs3 instead of osrs it will not happen again
the ladder/stair dancing is the most boring shit ever
>>569884476Oda's the pker and he's a 5 and a half foot skellymode bald manlet
we should talk about how if that is an intended mechanic or not
>>569885537>muh streamer!!i know that you helmies are obsessed with streamers, you couldn't even play this game without them but holy shit
>>569885631Not an iron, your observation's just based on nothing lmao
im a helmie and i dont watch streamers or use guides
>>569885765my observation is based on observing regular people in a osrs facebook group that i joined to find people to raid with pk oriented people in there are literally rich fit gigachads, helmies are mentally ill fat fucks who dont even wanna show their face
>vtumorsso how's life on the sex offender registry treating you
jagex manipulating odas rng to fuck him over wow
Interesting bc all the pkers I've known have been burnouts lol
>>569885631Ironic coming from someone avatarfagging egirl streamers
Wtf is going on with Oda? I've been watching the stream as background noise for a few hours and he's trashed EVScape more than 4 times now. He does it in a subtle way so people don't think he's flaming EVscape but it's like constantly little shots at him. You're the captain bro, even if you assigned him to plan, the team has been a shitshow since the start. You need to step in and assign roles or make a plan. This is embarrasing. Literally watching a humiliation ritual.I feel bad for Oda's team. I feel they went into it thinking they'll just feed oda all the resources (kind of like what happened last season) but he planks and loses all the teams resources. (Why would you go deep wild with all the teams good items to kill fucking spiders...?) then cry about dying. He's single handedly ruining the event from continuing because he's so tilted. Dude shouldn't of even attended the breach, just catch up. Instead they went to su1c1de free kills to everyone.They can still catch up, they just need to put their head down and get to the basics (Mystic/Rune) and do shit as a group. What the fuck lmao
Someone told me master wand has 10% magic bonus now but mine doesnt hello
>>569888182>shouldnt ofopinion discarded
>>569888182>rune day 3 lolthey need to start sending toas and doom while oda roams or gwd as a group in budget gear
>>569888724its a reddit post. literally every post about dmm in this thread is copy pasted from reddit.
can we talk about me for once
People who say plank need to be murdered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCsrZTBzqYEim like this
just made a whole plan for odas team now im gonna spam it in his chat and hope he reads it wish me luck
>>569888724Send it bro let's send some raids anyone want to pot tob let's send some tob no plankers my tick counter says you're missing ticks and not doing dps wtf bro how do you noodle on the crabs just send a barrage
!price plank
940 is so cool
>>569888845oh right i usually dont fall for that>>569889812send a company a job application for the first time in your life
donator on oda's stream:>gnomemonkey is the only member of your team with any plan or strategyoda:>yeah, fishing. he's asleep bro.brvtal
>>569890279I'm working right now :(
>>569890387hes the best planner on their team by far hes offline and they just come up with random roles and then waste 30 minutes talking about it then come up with some other shit ad infinitum until they all wipe again
>>569890721he spent 1.5 days doing colo for 200k worth of alchs
>>569891087so he did more than anyone else
>>569879909male to female is literally impossible btw you can cut your dick off but nothing changes 23=xy
https://youtu.be/bbouJc_Fph8Rs3 just became better than OSRS.
i cant wait to give rs3 another try, when are they actually resetting things?
>>569892013not until they remove slop like PoP and porters and elite skilling outfits and anachronia and croesus and archaeology and gw2
>>569891465raiksey made more money at colo because he didn't waste time dying on wave 10and that's after he got six zombie axes while doobie did barrows and ev did moonsgnomonkey fans are delusional. it's very weird. he's sleeping right now with no clogs and the lowest stats in the game.
>Frost Dragon drops don't spawn on their SW tileFfs stop changing core mechanics Jagex
>>569892013wtf this actually looks good lol
if rs3 added plugins i might play it no joke
how is oda so popular, view bots?
OK gnome lucked outGWD bosses are insta-respawning
why is gnome crying
>>569893195he can sing, dance, and acthe's very skilled at the gamehe's a comedianhe interacts a lot with the chathe does massive gold giveaways often
>>569893542for subs
>gnomonkey crying on streamHAHAHAHA
my biggest fear is sitting on grass in shorts and a gnome crawls in my pussy
>>569893558??I guessokRWT
>>569893752yeah i dont think so
>>569893542something seems to have happened irl
>>569893758german or sadist?
My first week of progres...
he is crying because hes happy, something trannies will never experience
id cry too if i had to come home to that everynight
>>569894379>1 defenserape
transphobic gnomonkey fans is crazy to me
>>569894379>1 defensementally ill faggot
>>569894285>>569893772>>569893836https://youtu.be/A-cXOIS9mcg?t=15474
>>569894576he mogs her wtf
>>569893542zammy hasta drop 2x
i think she's a man her voice used to be deeper
>>569894595>>569894663I can't do anything else but account builds..
>>569894576this is just what makeupless fat women look like
>>569893763>second "?"? ok go fight him then lol.
why did he have a mental breakdown over a single death
>>569895135least autistic osrs player
where have all the times gone omg leagues is almost over did I really achieve everything I wanted to I dont think so
>>569895135he knows hes getting exposed for being a pluginbabby who is an utter liability in any group outside of abusing cheat clients for pvm
>>569895076i mean i like shilling pvp oriented players cause they mog metnally ill helmies but i wouldnt call him skilled, if he was skilled he'd play esports games(skill based games like counter strike or dota and such)
>>569895305he's easily the least retarded member of his group
shit bait
>>569895305They're all using cheat clients though
reddit is downboating me for raining on their omg 2013 was so honest without bots parade when I called autotypers bots like they were patting themselves on the back over how no ge was such a magical time when the op image clearly has autotypers right there
>>569895447ok? the first place at the special olympics is still a downie
>-1wow nice downvotes meriipu
>>569895525>>569895195
>>569895645yeah!! I am farming them left and right and omg you even went to go check
she is at -9 herehttps://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1fp0c7c/you_are_aware_that_you_choose_what_buttons_to/lotya3y/
chopping redwoods #wood #update #thuglife
>>569895447with no stats and no clogswhy are people defending a guy who does nothing but sleep and cry on stream?it's so weird. are you his wife?
>>569895959hedron said all 4channers are pedos
>>569895894DO NOT FUCKING CLICK
>>569895959you just don't get the vision. on day 6 when lord chunky's team finally feeds him enough gear he'll be able to make a sick pvm video doing inferno and a quiver
>>569869856hey i also love crab hunter i cut up all my squids a while ago but i need many more may i join you while i play wc3 campaign
>>569895959the same thing applies to you in reverse
gnome planked to a b-tier pker in two hits lmao>i need le hecking s-tier gmhc pvmer in my team!!
>>56989640361m was literally banned this year for rwt it's so crazy that he's doing jagex events
>>569896617its all a racket
>>569895076doesn't he have the most deaths in this event rn
>>569896959yeah because hes being targeted
>>569895525>>569895525i like when ehp tick manip troon freaks ever act like this game was being catered to them or they were the popular subset of the community and that osrs being a pvm game now is so new and bad
i dont understand what the fuck gnome is doing, he keeps teleporting all over the place and doing nothing
>>569896617yeah and oda ran an entire scam clan of rwt deathmatching , they bend rules
if i was hit by 61m outside ge i think i could probably tank more than 1 hit am i crazy to think that
>>569896959fight him if you think that matters
is it really all evscape's fault
>>569897348it does matter? death is not only losing items
is gm really planning to skip the breach and just sit in toa? this is stupid
>>569897579if he went to breach hed be pinned down and raped for everything he has
thats the smartest thing he can do to avoid another brutal gaping from a superior pker again (literally everyone in the event)
>>569897368well the problem with evscape's plan is that he immediately had everybody split up to do tasks that other groups were doing as a team so they kept getting killed and unable to execute anythingwestham's team has been very cohesive with mika acting like a general. other groups have adapted and are sticking together but oda's team keeps focusing on solo content.
you use wikipedia, i use grokipedia. we are not the samehttps://grokipedia.com/page/Old_School_RuneScape
>>569898174WW wasted so much time pking so much shit rag trash and now they have to quest all day
It's so over
>>569898421>Elon Musk (rsn: Xai420) is the top HCIM GM in the game with 6900 EHB) [24][25].really grok?
did gnomo really cry? or do you mean he just mildly complained about something
>>569898754that is true though
just upvoted all of meriipus posts id die for her
>>569898854no he literally started stream crying and wiping his tears while his wife consoled him
>>569894379>60 attack 1 defense buildCongratulations, your build is already obsolete if you wanted to do any pvp
just downvoted all of meriipus posts i hate that bitch
>>569898986kwaboty imagine getting paid thousands of dollars to play a game and still crying over it
>gnomonkey laughing at odas homophobic ranterm yikes?
dmm is turning him into a chud he'll be transbashing his wife by the end of the week
>>569899483
>3rd gamemode of the yeargrim
>>569900000
horse girls w
happy pride
>>569899029I'm going to get 82 and boss and have fun completing everything
>>569896403Burn in hell you fat neckbeard
relax merii
irontroon triggered
>>569894576der chudette
>>569901801uhhh what did I do now my last post was about orange site
Mr no sleep would rape all these phonies
she can borrow mine if she wants to
>>569902815feetfags need to be culled
>both oda and gnome moves camera with arrow keysoh, no wonder they're dead last l0l
>>569873373I don't know who this person is, but why is literally everything he talks about gender politics?Does he even play this gameon his topic though, I literally only know of two female OSRS players (one being the autistic lady who just catches hundreds of thousands of imps)
People who say L0l need to be murdered
whats the point of bank keys if everyone just puts good shit in team storage
>>569903364kek lma0 stfu
>>569892013>the engoodening of RS3 continuesGenuinely, based Mod Norf, can't believe how much he's accomplishing. Especially over there in their game, not a soul alive thought that game could ever be redeemed.Actually looking forward to trying the game out again in 2027, the first time in like 13 years, that's my plan. See if their ambitious 2026 roadmap worked out.
>>569903364L0L
>>569903376because regular dmm doesn't have team storage and jagex can't code L0l
jagex need to start hire jeets
after jagex spent all that money paying wow streamers to play the game they're now paying people to post on 4chan pretending to be hype about rs3
>>569902997gay
>>569904296where can i sign up to get paid by jagex for my genuine rs3 hype
i tried rs3 for a couple weeks and it just has too much bloat for me to care. they need to get rid of stupid shit like the circus but they never will and if they did itd take years
>>569904296Nigger if I was hired by Jagex, I wouldn't be saying "I'll play it in 7 months and see if it's good", I'd say "I'm playing it RIGHT NOW it's so heckin' great!!!".And at least (You) me, coward
>>569894576ok what was this for btw?because 61M DDS'd him? it aint that serious...
>>569904904apparently he was happy that his team was farming him a zammy spear for toa
gnomonkey just home teled at wardens??
i think oda's weakness if that's not a clan pker. he doesn't know how to rag like the weasels do.
>>569904904maybe youve never experienced it because youre a miserable hag but sometimes when you have a bad day and people show compassion and kindness it feels really good
i can't believe hedron posts on osg
>>569903585
What word upset you, "Based"?That's been in the 4channel.com vernacular for like a decade now, anon...
oh wow they finally figured out the pneck tech
>>569866408>>Only 22 LMS points left for looting bagsit's a fucking 1/3 drop from anything. kill a few spiders for 10 seconds and bam
Before breach.
>>569906043Fat whitey neckbeard monkeyspeak
>>569906565oda sissies humiliated
any tips on whimsymaxing?
GAMOOOON GAAAAAMOOOOOON
do your clues to get some cool clue gear to wear its really fun theres a lot of stuff you never see and you get lots of cloggings its very whimsical
>>569907487You spelled it wrong we say maxxxxxing we spell any word with an x with more xs it's cool gamerdude reddit talk get with the times unc
good job gnome on losing zammy spear
thank god they bullied gnome to going to breach, we're going to get to see his bussy gaped
>>569906564For some reason he's too cowardly to go into level 1 wildy, he said so himself a few posts later.It's actually impossible to die going for wildy looting bags in the Edgeville dungeon so I don't know why he's being such a pussyThe general has at least 6 verified maxed UIMs (a disproportionate amount for some reason), but modern /osg/ UIM posters all post as if they're some rare breed and nobody else here could know their struggles or match their intellects.Hate how smug they all are
The day sailing becomes a diary requirement is the day I quit. I need my diary cape for abyss rc.
literally using detached cam to cheat :D
>>569909248sailing is one of the easiest skills in the game to train
>>569909339blud is using a dorg cb oh my days
>>569909418That may be true but I refuse to acknowledge this illegimate skill.
OMFG
actual dog ass team lmao
>>569909885Just click salvage hook u already clicked fishing spots for half the exp rates
>>569909339runelite is a cheat client we know
mika>oda wtf
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOMAND WE STILL THERE
>>569910038nah i'm good
meanwhile weasels are follow dancing in the sorc garden lma0
Post breach
>>569912965lmao
OW should be DQ'd for feeding other teams.
>>569912965i legit think oda might troon out after this humiliation
how come odablock is doing day 1 content on day idgi hes the #1 pker in the world he should be running around the map getting sick clips on twitch
>>569912965why does the yellow team have so many more kills than everyone else
they discovered the genius idea of always staying together in a team based game mode
>>569913434chat hoppers are telling other streamers where hes at so he cant get kills
i spent all my money on gear upgrades and now i cant afford frickin prayer potions
he doesn't stream on twitch nice try tranny
Dubies is so fucking retarded
>odablock warriors gameplanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Zoh761OsA
>>569913440they basically spent the first day killing anyone they could find even though nobody had anything so 30+ of those kills are literally nothing but blood money and now theyre behind on quests and stats
>>569914129what does blood money do and why would they put themselves behind for it
odoas team is literally crumbling right now loool
>>569914401https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Deadman:_All_Stars_Season_3#Blood_money
Odas shot calling is brutalAfter this breach - they should’ve listened to Gnomonkey. Oda has twice gotten his team pinched between two teams and then blames other people for the plan. Also saying that no one told him multi to the east is CAP.
>>569914528so the team who is better at pking gets to buy more brews? so the whole thing is designed to be a stomp fest? seems lame
>EV, you needed 10k for the wildy agility wasn't a viable concernBrother
>>569915118yeah it's a PVP tournament after all.>b-but what about pvmers and skille-stick to leagues lol
>>569912908faux has more food in his invy than oda's whole team has in the bank
its odas fault for picking a useless unbalanced team
>>569915501A team of Oda, Rhys, Westham, Greg and Dino would be complete trash
Look up arab countries' average iqs
>>569915626not even gonna lie bro, we is hungry
>>569915718giga cope
oda: only good for pvp, shit leader and commsdubie: mid pvper and dogshit at everything elsegnome: good pvmer, shit at pvpraikesy: honestly no idea but he hasnt shown muchevscape: lolreally nice team
>we work really well as a teamno, you dontlolyou outgeared everyone and oda failed to make good calls. go watch what westham's team did during the breach, they had a clear plan and stayed together and mika and eli were saying where to go and who to attack and they ended up fucked everyone while in worse gear
Oda's team literally cannot think ahead more than half a day it's so funny
>>569913440because they have four clannie pkers and one pvmer who's letting them cook and not holding them back with his ego
>>569915501>people paid 1k usd to go watch a live event where the best pvpers will have brew advantage against a bunch of shittersliterally lmaoing
nahhh gnomeflunk thinks they cant afford a 20k mixed hide top
Kinda wish we had /osg/ dmm.Think it would be fun messing around with you fucks
We could've with Zanaris
how the fuck is gnomonkey still this far up his own ass after his legendary crashout this morning?
>we need to be careful if we are training our stats...>what do you mean teams would sweep GWDThis is the captain
Can't believe 40k people are watching Oda's shitshow
idk but this is kinda putting me off gnome, he should have stayed away from this meme mode its turning his regulars off
>>569916852Oda is right and Gnomonkey is a retard. You have to take risks in DMM, ESPECIALLY when you are this far behind
>>569916907gnomonkey was always a fraud and im glad faggots like you are getting turned off, if only that mentally ill neet port khazard attended this dmm thing he would be exposed big time
Incoming gnomonkey crashout
man it really could be a rocky movie storyline if they somehow claw their way back
>>569917047port khazard already played last time around and did well, if anything he actually gained respect because he showed hes not just a one trick pvm pony
>>569917047Port Khazard is a fucking god.
they should do wildy agility i think
>>569917342same
>>569917301>>569917310he is not a god he is a pathetic little neet who has the worst videos i couldnt last 2 minutes watching his videos
>>569917452how can he be a neet if he makes money as a content creator, you sound jealous
should have been ditter instead of gnomonkey
>>569917565he definitely made some money with youtube but its not big money, hes a neet cause he is a "sweat" from denmark and i categorize all people who are from those countries(like denmark, sweden etc...) as neets
>>569917310Jeet Fagard you're so cool for naming yourself after something in game. So freaking epic...
>>569917047>>569917452>>569917712>anime avatarfags so much he has to draw black dots all over his imagesyour posts reek of fat
>>569917927which discord did you get sent from to defend your streamers honor? i bet you're one of those mentally ill helmies
>>569917712so just buzzwords ok thanks and feel free to not reply again
oda blaming everyone but himself
he calls others mentally ill but he is literally mentally ill he shits up many boards
alexa play njz hype boy
>>569916467this is coming from the same community that pays 15 bucks a month to click on virtual trees and bankstand for hours every day. honestly, this is so humiliating for us.
no more streamer talk
>>569916467>supporting a game you've enjoyed for potentially 20+ yearswow thats so awful
>>569918564im glad that oda didnt pick faux because faux deserved better than to be part of odas shitshow
>>569917452He's fucking good at the game and I admire him for that. Also the fact that he's not an attention whore with face cams makes him a good man.
is the vg fc polluted with trannies? if not, whats the name?
>>569918706yeah it is, all of them are. this game is absolutely filled with trannies
im having a blast witnessing gnomonkey meltdowns i wish neet khazard attended he would be in meltdown mode as well
>>569918807ok
>>569918452personally for me myself i just buy bonds
based oda staying for 100 wildy agility ticketsif he tabbed out with 95 that would've been so tilting for me
true, sad he was allowed in this event
>>569918667stop trying to hurt me
>fagmonkey unironically cried on streamwhat teh fuck
>>569919473>>569919473>>569919473new
>>569919451of happiness, something your miserable life would know nothing about
>>569919086>tranny punching down on bald peopleits so over for us bald bros
HE DIDN'T REDEEM THE TICKETSYOU MUST REDEEM
