Previous: >>569873839>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
wahey
This thread will be boytter
is it rude to call my trainee "my uma"?
would umamusume Hitler be like real Hitler but with an uma army or an uma wanting to exterminate all female ningens so only men x uma exist?
RICKER
>>569891478and just like that, i now have every ryan event done
>>569891595Would you call a human trainee "my human"?
>>569891595Its sexual harassment so keep it to your dorm or trainers office.
SHIRAOKIIIIIIIIII
Doto thread
>>569891562WEIIIIIIIIII
Shut up, FukuSemen Blast <3
Howdy-ho /uma/! It is once again Muv-Luv Monday, which means a new week has begun! Hoping the recent increase to TT scores doesn't stop any of you from retaining your class 6 status and of course good luck to everyone still trying to squeeze into cm finals. Even better luck to those who managed to qualify of course, no matter whether you got to A or "only" made B. Didn't make it and looking for something to drown your sorrows in? While alcohol is the tried-and-true method for situations like these, how about a healthier alternative? A Muv-Luv: Alternative! The games are currently 50-60% off on Steam and even cheaper on websites that just let you download things for free and are sure to take your mind off of things.
>>569891386Cheat on your Uma with Curren
>>569891683i admire your perseverance
>>569891713Blast calls me ningen
>>569891651in the umaverse hitler was actually a woman and was trying to put men into breeding camps to create a perfect yuri society. she died and lost and thats why yuri is gone from the umaverse forever.
>>569891713If an umamusume called me hers I would get an erection
>>569891702dog
die>>569891386rickrickrickkeeerrr
>>569891781No thanks.
>>569891771WAHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
>>569891562
>oh you passed me?>well let me activate my "i win now" unique lolFUCK OGRE CRAPSTUPID AND UGLY AND FAT
>>569891780>Muv Luv MondayI'll wait for Chizuru Chewsday
all of your soundposts are broken bwo
Surely you have the expert title of your oshi, right?
>>569891790Blast also leaves books about Uma and ningen cohabitation in your work bag and on your desk in your office.
>>569891802In the umaverse Hitler won and that's why every single place we've seen is literally an utopia
>>569891683I've never even considered doing that... hmm. I still probably won't bother.
Good afternoon, umabros. I really like Silence Suzuka design. Is she for (you) and how romantic is her campaign?
>>569891562Retarded fucking faggot who spams the DNI list and bakes troll threads Do Not Talk to him
>>569891386Rickey? More like icky LOL!
>>569892040whos makign these? I need a Nazi El and Grass
>>569891780Hi muv luv anon, love you
>>569892112>is she for (you)Kinda>and how romantic is her campaign?A lotIt's like your girlfriends or the girl your dating asks you to go to certain places together.
>>569892040>an utopia
Rickey RAPEhttps://files.catbox.moe/tzbtpn.png
nice try hoggerthis sweep is strong
>>569891780isn't that shit like 500 hourstoo busy doing my MANT runs
>>569892112>Is she for (you) Yeah>and how romantic is her campaign?It has its moments
kingu love
>>569891780i'm too busy reading fata morgana sorry
>>569892175Black cat03, he also draws ryona but not of Umas
>>569892112Very much for (you)You literally prevent her canon death with the power of loveShe even has one of the most romance-coded support cards in the game:I love running.I just love running wherever my heart desires.I love the scenery I encounter along the way.I love running on mountain paths. Ilove the cityscapes I look down upon from the mountaintop.I love running uphill. I lovethe horizon I see when I reach the top.I love running through the city.I love the wide sky beyond the clusters of buildings.I love to keep running. I love noticing the first starthat has suddenly begun to shine . I love running. I love running on the turf, in races. I love the view from the front of the pack, where I can escape all the noise and hear only the sound of the wind and the beating of my own heart —more than anything. The scenery I love— gathers with every run, every sprint. And recently... your face that I see when I look back after finishing a race—
>>569892112good taste. she's for (you) and her career is romantic in a certain way but she's completely autistic so it comes across very lowkey.
>>569892040>an utopiabro, an goes before vowel SOUNDS utopia is a yuu sound, not uuu sound
>>569891386JOIN Haythere
>>569892112Her confession during the hot springs trip is especially romantic
>>569892008for a while
>>569891938>Chizuru ChewsdayYou know I liked everyone in the main cast, but I think I liked Chizuru the least. She's still cool though. I also dont have any other Chizuruxuma images so sorry if you've seen me post this one already>>569892183Hi! I love my /uma/ bros too! Hope you've been doing well and staying sane in the MANT era of the game.>>569892374It's a decent amount of reading, I finished the original in about 50h. I'd recommend it if you're willing to put in the time, but it's quite back-loaded meaning you gotta go through the (necessary) bad to get to the good. Obviously not everyone's cup of tea, but I think it's worth it.>>569892445How is it?
>>569892161wtf...
>>569891780I think visual novels are cringe but good luck getting back to class 6, anon
>>569892536English is a silly language
>>569892536>utopia is a yuu soundyou know someone is a weeaboo when they illustrate the sound with yuu instead of you
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>569892539how many you at, bwo?
>>569892536>>569892276>an heroAs an oldfag this brings a smile to my face that we still have this criticism
>>569892754LETS FUCKING GO, RICKY-ERS!!
I want to piss on an my trainee, what Uma is for me?
>>569892356I want to see Tore raped like this
Hello friends!!!
>>569892659I'm also not actually that much of a vn guy, I usually stick to books. I just really like Muv-Luv and 999Thanks and hope you have an easy time retaining as well!
rawwr
>>569892892
>>569892969
So why is posting pron not allowed but posting a link to it allowed
>>569892445we /vn/ now
>>569893062Mostly because I don't like the people who post porn here
yayayayayaya
>>569893062why wouldn't it be allowed
>>56989276124/30 soon 23 because anther one quit.I went from a comfy club that was stable for months to losing 8+ in one month because of MANT.
>>569891781What if my trainee IS Curren?
>>569893062what a retarded question from a retarded person
>>569893276i know that feel bwo. hopefully you all can gain enough people to be stable again soon
has anyone tried running xog with fighting spirit as one of the healsor do i just glue her
>>569893297Cheat on her with Falco
>>569893050RELEASE THE AI-CHAN CYCLOPS, I AM NO LONGER ASKING. THIS IS A DEMAND
>>569893062>Not work safe *image* on work safe boardand you can still get banned for links, but they mostly let it slide (you can't even report imageless posts for NSFW either)also you can actually post NSFW images on /a/ as long as it's official anime/manga artwork as well
>>569893276kinda based actuallyare you guys gonna die soon
>>569893367I will refuse to roll for Ai if I have to see her in cyclops form
>>569892892The German, who else?
>>569893343she sits like a mare in the last panel
>>569893343I refuse to believe he's only 27
>>569893062Stop trying to police us you dredges
>>569893276Praying for you guys...is merging an option maybe?
>>569893395>and you can still get banned for linksI've only seen this done in particularly egregious cases like sex with mares
>walk into office bathroom>fucking stinks like someone is unleashing hell from their anus>no one else is in the bathroom, figure it must have been so bad the smell is still lingering>wrong, someone's full shit and toilet paper are still in the bowl>toilets are automatic flush, so it just didn't go down or the auto flush bugged out and the guy just left in either case >can't get too close because of the smell, so I use my foot to reach out and hit the manual flush button>doesn't go down>oh fuck>try a couple more times>finally goes down>smell is still horrible, have to go use a bathroom on a different floorHow has your day been so far?
>>569893579This is the most teio-coded post I've seen all week
>>569892539This Luna is a FAKE
>>569892953hello
>>569893395Anus Fujin
>>569893062advertisers and jannies don't click every link they see here
>>569893579next time wash your hands
>>569893579I always use the bathroom where the finance people work since they're autistic about neatness. Unironically is the best bathroom and it almost always is unoccupied
I haven't done a run in like 4 days
>>569893554I think that will only be an option if we don't get people back after the new scenario drops.
>>569892356bratty catbox not working when I need it the most
>>569893579>teiobro>employedstopped reading there
sorry danchode but i got hooked back into dn classic so i'm only doing 1-2 runs everyday from now on
>>569891780>>569892637Happy Monday, bwoddy! Uh hh I still haven't made my TT uma but don't tell anyone that! I'll re-read Muvu Luvu eventually though, still got a lot to do.>>569892445I read a little bit of this a few years ago but it went over my head too quickly...
>>569894054Cinderella Gray....
is level 5 kisexy event worth it? Or should I just do 4x
>>569894054
>>5698942965 if you don’t mind spending clocks4 if you do
>>569894054WOAH yummy P*ssy and tits...
Oguri is SEXY
am i tripping or do race tracks with huge corners break the game's racing AI
>>569894087Every good company needs a token obese whale irregardless of how good they are at their job
>>569894223procrastination during mant is always morally correctI bought Photonflowers yesterday since it's on sale so I'll be going through that eventually as well.
people say Oguri doesn't know what sex isI think it's more realistic she has an insatiable libidoonly she enters sex beast mode for it and doesn't have any memory of her actions afterwards
cow wife
owari da...
>>569894596wtf is her problem
>>569894596don't call her that
>>569894596I wish to impregnate Daiwa Scarlet
>>569894649GET READY
>Legend race requirement is just 12/12 racesDid they nerf this or was it always just 12 races
>>56989479321
>>569894596I don't have female friends, Scarlet will be pleased
>>569894849They really did nerf it
>>569894649THE FIRST VICTIM OF THIS CMWILL THERE BE MORE?
There's so many umas targeting only women: Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
>>569894778I will not get any of thisi didn't qualifiedThe game put me in A-grade but i couldn't win any match
>>569895000Umas are so easy
>>569893579you took that shit yesterday didnt you
>>569894793Huh it was changed then?
>>569895142Don't worry bro, there's always next cm
>>569894596Sucks for her, I guess. I'd pick her rival over her any day of the week. Tomboys (or attempted ones, in the case of Vodka) are perfection incarnate.
>>569895182Only for female trainers
>>569895112Agnes Tachyon
>>569895142next time you can forfeit during round 1 after getting a win so you go to group b insteadalthough getting no wins at all is rough
>>569895250>there's always next cmwell, noeventually there will be a final cm
>>569894793There's only two umas you can do legend races for this time. You can't do 21 races if they only give you three days for each uma.
if it wasn't for this I could complete mant in under 1 hour but noooo
>>569895315No there won't because this game will never die!
>>569895315The final CM of our lives... Heaven...
>>569895387>There's only two umas you can do legend races for this timewtf why cygames be holding out on us like that yo
>>569895282Stop
>>569895303Since my team wasn't so bad this time, i thought i could at least win 1 time in A grade.
>>569894596Sorry, Daiwa. I gotta go.
my 3 favorite uma's are symboli, sakura and mejiro
biwa CUTEhyde
>>569895492You first
yayayayaya
>>569895528fuck I also want to impregnate Aoi, what do I do
>>569892494>a suzuka I don't havevery nice, thank you
>>569895676me next?
>>569895506>Since my team wasn't so bad this time,who's gonna break it to him...
>>569894596daiwa "chair" scarlet
>>569895718I dont know who you are so I cant say whether or not I want to impregnate you... but if you're an uma you've got solid odds
I'm a (super) straight while male in his 30s, course I prefer two hot woman making out. I think as men we should leave all umas to female trainers just as was intended.
>Whiff Angling>Still somehow win
>>569895543thats crazy bro
>>569895112Kawakami "Gorilla" Princess
>>569895854lucky me then...
>>569894596>>569895806DaiSca is a sapphic homo lesbian slave to her broken sapphic homo lesbian instincts. She will never a cock.
>>569895454it be like that
Finally got well rested bwos
>>569895482because they hate YOU in particular
Palmer is kinda cute, bit surprising really
>>569896130what did I do...
i want to rape maruzensky maybe
>>569895986Slut
rooms...
>>569896171Pama is a sapphic homo lesbian slave to her broken sapphic homo lesbian instincts. She will never a cock.
>>569895986I'll free up some of my schedule next week then. Make sure to start ovulating and be here by 7. I'll add in a complimentary breakfast too, cutie.
Type shit you get on g1 daysDo I hit or NHK mile?
>>569893276gotta start doing your dailies dancho
one day my danchou will look at my account, inactive for 7 days, and purge me from this mant pain
dozo
>>569896353Hit, NHK mile epithet is only 30 stats
One day I'll smoke weed with my danchou
>>569896434That's not water.....
>maruzensky
>>569896353Only the Triple Clown races matter.
Clearly all umamusume are bisexual since saigemusu has seen fit to perpetually blue-ball us on whether or not they want to fuck the trainer or eachother. Or both. Or neither.
>>569896369I will once I have enough time to play the gamewhich hopefully be in July.
>reduced from 21 to 12kek I guess people complained
>>569895962Does she still call the trainer prince if the gender is set as female?
>>569896434it's going into the trash if it isn't warm
>>569896268jiggies...
>>569896565Fine Motion gloved handjob
>>569895142That happened to me in Libra, I qualified for Group A on my first ticket, and then in Round 2 I proceeded to lose each and every race. It was awful.
>>569896449They also give chances at white sparks but fair I guess
>>569896565Can FineMo be specifically me-sexual please....
>>569896287that's the least I can do...getting heated already. thank you nonny~
>>569896171You're out of your mind if you didn't think she was already cute after her first story event.
Give me an Uma wife.
>>569896516wtf...
>>569896434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwaWfk6J1zo
>>569896565But I hate bisexuals.......................
i just did an unity cup career first time since MANT launchedwtf i missed thisi missed just pressing training and the career being over in like 15 minutes
>>569895112Seiun, Grass, Oguri, and Teio are probably most popular with women, sure, but targeting *only* women? Come on now. >targeting only menMaruzensky, Super Creek, Gentildonna, and Rice Shower probably come the closest.
90 points left: Lone wolf, strategist, or mile corners? or do I get rid of Radiant Star and get all 3?
>>569896707You should be in my bed.
She chos on my bachi til I guu
>>569896590There's only 2 umas for this legend race
>>569896821Apologize to Aoharu right now
>>569896312Good Trainer
sex with hags?
>>569896861mile corners
>>569896727
>>569896727Only if you're female
HOW DO I COPE BY NOT GETTING A FINALS THIS TIME AIEEEEEEEEE I HATE IT
>>569896818what the fuck could I have possibly done to you to deserve that?
>>569896949Indeed
>>569896934Stop using my wife for this please
>>569897025You don't, sleeve time for you
>>569897025as a very wise man once saidyou either copeor you rope
>>569895806I love how the toreinas are actually different version of (You), like how Shichi's trainer is an earnest simp who feels no shame about saying the most outlandish things (because he really means them), and Daiwa's trainer unintentionally keeps provoking her tsun behavior because he's a dense motherfucker.
>>569896949PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I like when dacchis call me "nonny"
>>569896884WTF
>>569897295Only the tranny Umama uses that kinda speak
>>569897295>dacchis>plural
>>569896934what is it about the Mejiro family that draws in AGP havers like moths to a flame?
>>569897295That's just Umama (and maybe V?) the resident avatarfags of this general
>>569897295>dacchisthe club dacchis? they're the one calling anons here nonny?
Tracen thrives on prison labor from the trainers that umapyoi their trainee. This is not America. Once you are arrested, you are forced to work day and night until you die of old age or exhaustion. You are smart enough to beat the system right? Surely you won't be so dumb and naive and umapyoi your trainee?
>>569897154giwtwm
>>569897295It's funny but I prefer umachachos that one makes me laugh a lot
>>569896851>Super Creek has the hots for her female trainer in anime -> lesbo>Rice Shower is in love with Bourbon -> lesbo>Maru ummm umm Rudolf maybe? -> lesbo>I have yet to read Gentildonna's career -> lesbo?
>>569895871is it just me or did the caster say that Agnes won?>Agnes reaches the finish line with Biwa hot on her heelsHE NEEDS TO GET HIS LICENSE REVOKED
>>569897025I'm literally the same and I'm sad about it for 2 days nowI knew in the 2nd day or 2nd round I'm not gonna get itit legit makes my day worse
>>569897489I am a slave to my lust and Mejiro Ardan is my misstress
nonny
>>569897074Freak get rid of the worms please
>>569897448>cute>lots of screentime and fans>feminine dress and mannerisms>high class nobilityIt's just like my manhwa, xister
Nonce
i harden for ardan
is it time for total flatliner death
>>569897448color palette
>>569897530>wrong on all four countsimpressive, do these next! McQueen, Suzuka, Mejiro Ardan, Satono Diamond, and Mihono Bourbon
>>569897705Also huge sluts behind closed doors. Ie they're the perfect women
>>569896934I will make tender love to you
>>569897154NOOOOO I DON’T WANNA GO IN THE SLEEVE NOOOOOOoooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ
>>569896851Do you just skip events? The Halloween event was pure MihonoRice kino with Tama and Creek as the wingmen.
https://x.com/MrHunking_hk/status/2064010894636392746that's a very very hairy Uma
>>569897448do I want to know what AGP stands for?
>>569897621Did you already do your day 2s?
>be gentle and frail waifubait that exudes femininity>few events later.. what will be her alt? bunny suit? microbikini? naked apron?>no, they turn her into a womanizing ftm tranny
>>569897771I put stickers in the chat at reset solely to present the illusion of being more active so Danchou won’t purge me
>>569897938I really liked the Halloween event. But Rice is specifically designed to appeal to male protectiveness like a gentle, slightly timid imouto would. You know nothing, apparently.
>>569892637>How is it?i'm really enjoying it. it's sort of difficult to talk about without spoiling huge chunks because of how the story progresses, but i do absolutely recommend it. maid is very cute
>>569898003It's just fetish stuff so. Look it up if you really want to, I guess.
>>569897956>agerestricted adult contentsoon I will not be able to goon to anything but my imagination
>>569898003probably notautogynpehilia
>>569897847My guy there is a whole S2 anime episode that is Teio and McQueen going on a date and confessing to each other. KSB and Diamond do it too.
>>569898030yeah on reset3 out 4 lobbies were:lose win lose win loseactually soul crushing
>>569898047Don't worry, they gave the microbikini to Agnes Tachyon in her alt so she could appeal to men.
>>569898212their costumes in that episode are so cute
So which AGP is who so I can add them?
>>569898163I'll add it to my wishlist then and maybe snag it on the next sale!
>>569898183>people who got hooked on Bambi Sleepahhh........THAT class of beings. I understand the concept, but I can't really put myself in their place, since I have zero desire to be a woman.
>>569898243>on resetI WARNED YOU ABOUT QUEUEING ON RESET BRO!!!!I TOLD YOU DOG!
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>569898243Damn, I'm sorry bwo... unlucky you didnt get assigned to me, I sandbagged all the matches I could in round 1 and round 2 just so more people can get in finals even if I dont get anything out of it.
>>569893104this is very cutemichel is such an autist
HOW DO I COPE WITH ALL MY TRAINEES WANTING TO MUNCH RUG AIEEEEEEEEE I HATE IT
>>569898395Yeah it's really not for me either. I don't judge though, it doesn't really affect me at all what other people are into.>>569898503I am waiting for tp to refill because I dont want to use any of my 160 toughness 30s....
>>569898212>have a scene where they tell each other how important their mutual bond is>therefore they're lesbian therefore they're intended to appeal solely to womenwrong on both counts AGAIN, it's impressive how you keep doing this. Counts as 4x wrong since both KSB and Dia-chan do it. Now do Ardan and Suzuka!
Don't use my fucking wife to yuribait
>>569898692She did the original sin with Oguri
Posting canon lovers
burridoto
>>569898614I dunno, stop training Mejiro Ardan? She hates men, too.
>>569898738super tits....
>>569898161>don't believe the evidence of your eyes and ears>believe this anon's head cannon
Can you guys stop using random filenames when you post? It's annoying to have to renamed everything I download
>>569898795Cute. Saved
>>569898537>even if I dont get anything out of it.I thought people did to get more chances to get paired with scrubs on finals
>>569898343I couldn't find an image befitting the emotion I was trying to show so just imagine that I'm giving you the fluoride stare from behind the screen.
>>569895112>Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren>targeting only womencome on nowi could *maybe* see meno, but absolutely not the others
>>569898881no I want to be anon, you can tell who is who by filenames
>>569898464I should have saved 1 attempt for later honestly but I was being frustrated and dumb >>569898537yeah it actually sucks major penis because it's my first B finalsI did have a hand injury during the time to train the aces but it still sucks and annoys meI'm probably mega metafagging for cancer because it's my zodiac sign and I want plat
>>569898910You look that cute behind the screen?
>>569898878I've saved that trailer, retard, because it was funny. Yes indeed, Uma Musume was far more fanservicey and yurishitting. They reworked it for broader appeal while still keeping elements of yuribait, so they could reel in faggots like you and normal heterosexual otakus as wellIs this really so hard to understand for your small, frail mind?
>>569898823Name one that loves men
no one here seriously has agp.no one here actually wants to be an uma.you just want attention and see projecting yourself onto objects of desire as the only way to get it.
>>569898881just download an image deduper every now and then
>>569898910what about this one
>>569898667Ah I see we are the they didn't kiss and scissor on screen so it doesn't count level of denial. But saying they have a bond with thier trainer and mentor is totally a love confession to (You)
>>569898881who the fuck doesn't have randomize filenames turned on in 4chan X in the big 2026
Post umabutts
>>569898910I am gonna imagine going balls deep in Yaeno Muteki instead
>>569899135>you just want attention and see projecting yourself onto objects of desire as the only way to get itHey man it works don’t hate the player hate the game
>>569898881I used a very distinctive method of naming my files, so once I figured out I could randomize them with 4chanX I did so. I like to be anonymous
>>569898910so cute. i think majority of the images in my bamboo memory folder might be from you
>>569899227obligatory
>>569899096I accept your concession
>>569898774the original sin... ice skating
>>569899205I'm not downloading a 4chan extension bro. If someone identifies me based on the random numbers generated when I first download something for the first time then so be it.
I can never tell if someone is retarded enough to reply to it or if it's talking to itself again.
>>569899000Umama...
how on earth did /uma/ ever fall for the >MANT has no RNGgaslight
i let her keep it because i like sirius
>>569899132honestly? all of them >inb4 lol Doberyes, even Dober by the end
Every week I put a random 1px black dot in all my favourite reaction images to break your MD5 filter btw
>>569899435retard
I would like to slit the throat of whichever dumb chink's idea it was to make it so infirmary has a chance not to cure debuffs
>>569899205I have never used 4chan X and never will
>>569898902Its possible as a whole, more scrubs means easier finals, and they also get participation rewards, so everyone wins in a sense. But the chances of that actually benefitting the one doing it are slim to none as they're so random and the pool is so large. I do it cause I feel bad for people that don't get in finals at all, I dont really care about a few carats the only thing I want is the plates and maybe a pic to post here when I run my off meta oshis and they somehow win.>>569899001I've seen easy matchups and hard matchups both in reset and outside of reset, I think you just got unlucky with the matchups, it happens unfortunately so don't beat yourself up over it.
>>569899469We know V
>>569897531The announcer just does that in close situations for whatever reason, you can see that Biwa is ahead by just a bit at the end in the video and it's not because she has a big head
how come the ERPing always stops when CM practice rooms get posted and it comes back when they're over?
>>569899094You know what, sure, why not. I indeed do look like Yaeno Muteki Umamusume.
>>569899205using 4chanx is for unemployed faggots
>>569899584because the ERPers actually play the game? idk
>>569899342Yes, I concede that Scarlet is 100% for (You) and her yuribait elements with Vodka are there to draw in yurishitters who pretend they're all lesbians. This has been fun. Glad we're on the same page, now
inshallah all you gays will be gassed
>>569899509It's to represent Japanese Healthcare. Their hospitals don't work half the time so its reflected in game.
>>569899543I'm just a weak torena, going to try harder for cancer
>>569899635get off the computer Yaeno it's time to train.
I'm not gay but I like playing along with anons because it's fun
>>569899457Yet every career is filled with yuri subtext thicker than your mom
is it nap time or something?
>>569899245What if I imagined you going balls deep in Yaeno Muteki and myself as Yaeno Muteki. Have you ever considered this possibility.
>>569899584you answered your own question>>569899707V...
>>569899635Cats can’t use computers
Im not gay but I show my dick to the bros
>>569899574>spoilergoddamnit I was going to say that!
>>569899635Lies. That's Bamboo Memory Umamusume.
>>569899902proof?
>>569899830why a bodysuit?
>>569899509it's weird how using summer for a debuff cure is kind of just good value nowmood up, worse energy than relaxing normally but no chance of rolling a 30+night owl, and a guaranteed curenot important in mant obviously because item shop op, but still
>>569900000cause is sexier
>>569899902Yeah but thats not erp at least thats just cock which is funny at least
Dia sneakily jerking me off under her oversized sleeves while we're at the race course.
>>569900087>it's weird how using summer for a debuff cure is kind of just good value nowif you have to do this your run is gigabricked
roooooooooomsssss
>>569900000checked
I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO MANT, DOING 20 MINUTE RUNS FOR FUJI IS SO MUCH NICER
As a het male trainer this game has nothing to offer me but endless rejection. My oshi has only eyes for her rivals and female trainers.
>>569899869why do you want to be Yaeno Muteki?
it's my headcanon that uma anatomy means they have full control over their internal vaginal muscles and can simulate having sex my simply sitting on you, making stealth sex so much easier.
>>569900000
>>569899924I wonder how spic /uma/ would be like
>>569899842If you say so. I haven't noticed that. Where's the massive yuri subtext in Creek's career? Suzuka's? Ardan's? Mejiro "you and I will be one forever" McQueen? Gold City? Hell even Daiwa, supposed to be legendary muff muncher, is head over tsun heels in love with (You). So I think you're just making things up, really.
>>569900271LOOK AT HOW SAGGY SPE-CHAN ISSAGGY MILKERS
it's my headcanon that you are all the uma you post.
>>569899883True. Good thing I'm not a cat or a kitty or anything of the sort, though.
>>569900000Nice
>>569900416I will always defend spic posters these are funny
>>569899869I'm considering this possibility right now
>>569899869I admit the possibility has crossed my mind when I posted that. I have no problems with it either, I will do my best to make sure you feel really good
>>569894649My condolences. I won ONE race so it was too close for comfort. I might switch to Open at least until MANT is over.
>>569891386WHY IS THERE A DIRTY PEDO ON MY SCREEN!?>>569900000Nnnnnnnnnnice
>>569899963Her name is Bamboo Muteki.(Still annoys me slightly that they gave this insanely cute outfit to HER and not yaeno, but oh well..)
>>569900454Are you on the spectrum? Would explain why it is so hard for you to pick up on something so seemingly obvious
>>569900271Same, unity is fun and shorter. The team training in the back is a huge plus too
>>569900271>>569900754retards
>>569900513Nyaeno Cuteki
>>569900416devastating amount of sovl
Grand Live will save /uma/
>>569900737I can't wait to roll for this alt it's so peak
>>569900823no u
>>569899715I mean the yuri bros get whole ass manga arcs, anime fan service and all the card and event content. (You) get...an unvoiced career.Everyone here is a mark but you are the more pathetic one.
>>569900615Daiwa is the queerest queer that ever queered
>>569899924>digitalfags gloating over beating 2 geriatrics and 1 living fossilKek
>>569899786This CM was particularly difficult... it's ok. I had to remake aces properly before round 2 because even round 1 was killer this time right away, there was no room for lazy builds this time. Ganbatte, anon chan.
>>569900858from the thumbnail I thought she was naked in an M pose
just drank a big glass of refreshing water.symboli kris sex
big uma
>>569901048Stop her trainer is female
>>569901035Digitan is only a year younger
>>569899635I can see her pheromones...
another day of making 1 star guts parents and flirting with posters who want to be the uma
>rival race vs Maruzensky>random Chiyo wins
>>569901079BIG Bono…
>>569900416Kek, I like the Spe/Broye version of this meme
>>569900661>>569900678Oh to be spitroasted as Yaeno.. Who said that.
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
It's time
>>569901048Tits WAY too big
This thread is the most attention Yaeno Muteki has gotten since her launch in JP
>>569900912She will save /uma/, indeed
>>569900858
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>569901432You mean Bamboo Memory? Then yeah!
>is it all you got? it is quite small bro but we'll make it work
>>569901357It's another xoguri vs fronts episode
What uma has the cutest posters?
>>569900912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnHVFsGNSY
Should I focus on speed or wit during the first summer camp?
i want to go home and umasturbate
>>569901549if you say so anon...just so you understand you arent allowed to help other umas with their training.
>>569901614Dober for sure
why are you even replying ._.i swear everyone here is fucking retarded
I want to tug on Tachyon's ears and rub her forehead
>>569901614Teio
>>569901594me on the left and right
>>569901686
>>569899924I love these latinx badly traced memesIt's so dumb and absurd it loops back into being funny
>>569901614taiki shuttle
>>569901536now it's time to train her to give head in more productive ways
>>569901896/uma/ wishes it could make oc like the spics do
>>569901239cute nonny~
>>569901717That's literally dependent on rainbows, cards, what facility levels you have, what stats races gave you. Ideally you are training Wit in non-summer and training Speed / Guts in Summer with Megaphones and Ankles. If your cards managed to get in Speed a lot during non-Summer then you obviously want to do a few Wit training in Summer and hopefully Fine isn't being a cunt.
>>569900750I'm not on spectrum. Now please answer my question in return. Where's the yuri subtext of Creek, Suzuka, and Ardan's careers? and it is more prominent than the for (You) elements?
>>569902087slapping that ass
>>569901758I'm scared of dober posters but I do agree with this
>>569902129>condomshe wouldnt
>condom
>>569901896this is so true, Spe mogs Oguri when it comes to background and accomplishments
What's even the point of these threads if you're not being gay as fuck in them? (Does AGP even count as being gay or is it like a weird gray area between trans and homosexual..)
>>569901302slut
>>569901264don't post that, the yuriniggers will rope if they see it
>>569902087don't call me nonny only my grass wonder wife is allowed to do that
My trainee would use a condom because safe sex is good practice.
>>569902325>Spe mogs Oguri when it comes to background and accomplishmentstrve...
>>569898503Too busy fapping to Chrono
>>569901742giving training advice to another uma in front of Yaeno!constantly giving out pointers to new uma where Yaeno can see me!
>>569902216>>569902273I imagine her opening it, and then hurling it away in a fit of tsun frustration. It's there only to give the viewer and idea of what's on her mind, once Ichiban gets going she doesn't stop until you come inside, no gay shit like condoms allowed.
>>569902367Guilty as charged. If only I had a cute torena to put me in my place.. Or something like that.
>>569901819It would be very painful
forcing daiwa to take the morning after pill
Y'all need Jesus.
>>569902805I volunteer
>>569891386Ffffvvvaaarrrkkkk a rickey thread
>569898910>569899635>569899869>569900513>569901302>569902805did this faggot really switch to Yaeno after being blasted for avatarfagging with NTR? you should be hitting the button in any case.
>>569902325Lies detected: 0
>>569902889she spits it out later
>>569902935Rickey is super cute, but I dont want to go through the green skill hunting she requires...
>>569902894This might have more impact if it wasn't for that one gif...
>>569902935rickeerrr
bratwurst and rice for dinnerknoppers for dessert
>>569902894the only thing I need jesus for is one of his nails so I can give myself a lobotomy
>>569903119hehe isn't it pretty funny that a carpenter got nailed to woodthere's a word for that i think
>>569902941No V you switched to Mirako
>>569903019you WILL pull for Rickey and you WILL farm 10 greens every CM
>>569902941>Meds
>>569903093>bratwurst do germans really eat brat sausage?
>>569903219Lou Gehrig's disease
>>569898503I was gonna go to Gentildonna but I was suddenly hit by a wave of depression because I'll never be her trainer and now I don't feel like playing or gooning anymore
>>569902173pfff that's it? what a "man" you are
I just realized Spe is proto-Almond with the "I better keep my ass in Tokyo" meme
I can only flirt with one poster otherwise it feels like I'm cheating...
>>569902918I'm too lazy to go fetch another muteki image so this is My Reaction.
>>569903342failed sweepy runs have to be recycled somewhere bro
>>569903093nani sore
>>569903627reminder that finemo is infertile
>>569903627You'd like that you harlot
just realized I don't have an Eishin Flash rabi
>>569903093Eishin Trainer..
>>569903697Satono Crown is also cute but either way you're in need of correction before we can move on to more conventional training
>>569903801only insecure men will find that to be a problem
>>569903408>trainers have to take care of their physical strength so they can fight back from the eventual rape>their sculpted physiques makes trainees want to rape them moreSo, you should just become a fat bald ugly bastard?
you know, Shakur probably has those long (but not bulging/thick) blue veins on her hand that you can just trace your finger on like it's a trail it isn't that prominent or anything unless youre near her but it becomes really visible when she's sweating and exterting herself and it contrasts really well with her pale skin
is there an emulator that still works for uma? bluestacks and LD instantly crash
>>569903093Nice
so playing fronts is this easy... huh
>>569901896
He clings to his unvoiced careers because that is all he has. He can't accept that he is a mark too and is happy getting crumbs.
>>569903940what the fuck are you talking about dude
>>569902325maybe if you're retarded
...
>>569903940>hands fetishA woman wrote this or Kira Yoshikage.
>>569903801Three goddesses 100% fixed that issueThough all your children might end up umas... small side effect
>>569904027Groundwork... doko...
>first time VF doesn't release a guide>everybody, even Group B 3rd rates complains about really strong umas in CM lobbiesWhat a weird coincidence
wow fujivery coolthank you
>>569904173...
Do you guys go to cons or cosplay?
>>569904203sponsored by bakushin
>>569903908I'm sure she'd be happy to adopt the children I father on other umas
>>569904205ok v
>>569904205On contrary, CM was actually easier when VF was making guides. They must have moved to Witgod for this CM.
>>569903940shakur is the oshi for people who got rejected by/had unrequited feelings for the emo dyke in high school
>>569904238I got both crystals on my last 4 rewards lmao
>>569904339>Do you guys go to consi'll be at touhoufest in a little over a week
>>569904128Spe-chan: won the DerbyOgurin: didn't won the Derbycase closed
>>569903940I know exactly what you are talking aboutBut what a strange thing to fixate on coming from another shakurfag
>>569903901Good thing umamusume are naturally stronger than humans. I certainly wasn't planning to just give in. Nope, not at all.
>>569904339yeahwondering if I should attend the same one this year in 2 months time
>>569904339Never been, never will
>>569904339I go to the casino
>>569903940i have those too
>>569904339No, I would rather kill myself than that.
>>569903661Which poster do you like flirting with
>>569904210I need her
>>569904413these are the extra rewards bwo. i got everything a couple days ago
>>569903908Need to breed.
>>569904339i used to but nowadays it's just goys reselling stuff you can find on mercari but at triple their priceor maybe it was like that all along but i just didnt know
>Schizos 3 day ban is up>suddenly V on every postnyooooticing
>>569904339>cosplayRarely>consWent once and never again
>>569904339I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.
>>569904821Shakur would say this
>>569904331...
>>569904821See this is why you get bullied by Doto
>>569904437>multiple shakurfags in a threadhow strangeshe's the next arrival, right? good luck in your pulls
>>569904551
>>569904487Can I cosplay a trainer with you
>>569904451it's a shame that uma are naturally stronger i probably get all sweaty and musky during training so much faster haha
>>569904950cute selfie but i think you have the wrong number ma'am
>>569903916The biggest cause of rapes comes from the strong scent they give off, umas are sensitive to human smells
Aah, I just finished Air Shakur's Dahby prep. I'll just leave the training manual in the clubroom because it's not like there's some clumsy friend of Shakur's that will accidentally stumble into this room, accidentally take the manual and accidentally give it to Agnes Flight's torena haha nope no way that's ever gonna happen.
>>569903801yeah with THAT attitude
>my danchou showed up with another man
i will rape maruzensky with all of /uma/
I really goofed up this time
>>569905575mambro...
I would betray my club for maruzensky
>>569905495YOINK
>>569905017There are like three of usAlso thanks, good luck on your next target too
>>569905575autisumabwo....
>>569905076unironic couple goals btw, really cute
>>569904821Literally me
Doto really acts like this and thinks that is okay
>>569905828>>>>>>>>brave
Finally Ura S
>accidentally started a trackblazer run instead of a comfy ura run for event pointsfuck
>>569905575autis/uma/bwo...
>>569905654He's dead in a ditch bro.
>>569905730>>569905958why'd he have to betray us, bwos...
>>569905828she's not wrong
>>569904487Ill probably go to a local one in september.>>569904729Yeah I have noticed this too that there is a lot of junk, but the more bumfuck the place is the less corpo and more soul it has. I'm glad mine is still in that category, only God knows how long.
>>569904181>this faggot doesn't like handsDegenerate. Tasteless. You deserve to be put down like a dog
>>569906005You betrayed him by dropping out of A+ for so long
I cannot imagine anything more cucked than your danchou and the founder of your club leaving for another clubI mean, really
>>569906005The OF was too tempting...
>>569904986...
>>569906005umaclub dancho's pictures were tempting....
>>569905958ALLEN DELETE THIS
>>569906110he originally wanted the club to be A though iirc. i guess getting a taste of A+ made him greedy.
>>569906112It's quite damning and would never let that leech into my club
>>569906025my Suzuka wouldn't do this
>>569906110this >>569906212https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550863689/#550882264
>>569906167GET BLASTED
>>569906286she's lying to you
>>569906005>growth and progression
>>569906371BECAUSE YOU REEK OF HORNY UMANKO
>>569906315he should have just joined the numerous A+ clubs when they opened up a slot. /uma/ club has a tight quota requirement that i don't think he can meet with his previous performances unless he bots.
>>569906315>>569906212>aiming for A rank (for this month)>focusing on growth and progression (getting more than A rank in the future)
>>569906348AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>redditshower
>>569906501allen gave him a slot pro bono
we have club (guild) drama, everyone orbiting the one biofem, off-topic politics discussion, ERPing, shitting on content creators...is Uma an MMO?
>>569906591aka groomed
>>569905828
>>569906591what's the catch bwo
>>569906752I do this
>reddit agnes
>>569906807the catch is kicking him next month since he already served his purpose
this is our block, deal with it.
Club drama peaked with CUMA
Trust Nobody, Not Even Yourself
>>569906894stop making me like Still. she deserves to be happy
>>569906904>throwing him like a used cum rag next monthPlease be true.
>>569906894
>>569906894nyo.....
>>569905768Yeah me and you
Rapidly increasing my BMI
>>569907023
I would die for Maruzensky
>>569907093why is that the first thing you think of
>onee-reddit-samakill yourself kindly troon
mods do your fucking jobs and kill all the avatarfags and ERPers already
My club only has 7 founding members left...
>>569907348The troons yearn for the danchou yaoi fanfiction
>>569907250
>>569907189you can most certainly try to slide in, emphasis on try
who will even take him in once /uma/club kicks himI know I'd never let someone like that into my club
>>569907403I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>569907426The chronogenesis fag should track club member seniority so that it gets slightly harder for me to kick the other founder should he ever slack
fuji......... the carats........
>>569907471I wonder what maya will look like when she is older...
Good night friends!!
>>569907457
Stego cute.
>>569907662I forgive you shichi. I'm going out with light hello anyway
>>569907471Why so bratty? You know you'd take me as the trainer
uma ears as irrumatio handles
>>569907662Shiichi during my wedding with based Aoi (who was never rude to me nor ever treated me like shit unlike Coal Shitty)
>>569907662oh wasnt this one captioned with>Gold city who caught her trainer walking through town with another womanor something like that?
>>569907662so what happened here? did her trainer tell her he's getting married or what?
>ningen women
>>569907093I sincerely hope this isn't the case, it'd be very awkward to see him joining an A+ club...I'd accept him back at autis/uma/ as a member no problem, but my king now is ryandanchou
oh
>>569907956Something like that>>569907957She likes her trainer and saw him walking through town with some other womanNot that trainer and that woman are dating, just she saw them walking together
>>569907479umanko, they already have convicts inside
>>569907826I don't think you could handle me~
>>569908050>I'd accept him back at autis/uma/Actual abused woman mindset
>>569908035Gold City bukkake
>>569908116So she just assumed the worst case scenario in her head, typical women
>>569908120Finally a good excuse to delist them
Gold City is my verbally and sometimes physically abusive girlfriend
>>569908271Yeppers.Pretty much just that.
>1198 speed and 180 in greenshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=i2s9pyTl5Su_2v9LNIadP4oZ
ArrrrrghI forgot to the legend race before reset!That's an extra 23 days it will take to unlock Tama.
>>569908271Shiichi is a woman moment elemental after all.
Flat
>>569908462made for naizuri
>>569908462that's me
>>569908124Stop teasing random anons by posting such erotic umas then!I do agree with the couple cosplay stuff too though. I've never cosplayed myself but my best friend will occasionally do it with his gf and they always look cute together
11! 12!
>>569908124I could handle you I bet you're a pipsqueak
>>569908271as if you fags wouldn't commit sudoku the moment you caught your trainee with another man
>>569907459>>569907662sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569908569nuh-uh
>>569908605right? I really want to show off my cute, sweet and handsome trainer
>>569908271With all the daily abuse it is a reasonable assumption that City's trainer would try to hook up with a woman that isn't her asap
https://jiggie.fun/Fo0IU9https://jiggie.fun/Fo0IU9https://jiggie.fun/Fo0IU9
>>569908725I don't want to fuck 90% of my trainees.I'd be fine.
I did a trainer/uma cosplay with my friend at a con recently but it was really awkward repeatedly having to explain we weren't a couple. at least i got a bunch of pictures with other uma cosplayers who wanted them tho. there were only like 3 other trainer cosplayers there and one was a T head (based). i'd recommend it to you bros
>tfw forgot to claim the free CM tickets and just wasted 60 carats
>>569908789Yeah, me.
voted most likely to be assaulted by her trainer
>>569908725Pfft, be realisticI would take him out with me
>>569904339No, my current country of residence has awful laws so I'm not really interested in going to cons which are basically a place for women to have fun cosplaying.
>>569908725can i take him?
>>569908865This is why I always back out and claim them before doing my first entry.
>>569908817Nah citys trainer is down bad for herHe would neverCity on the other hand WOULD think that though if her onsen event is anything to go by (not that she really has to worry about losing her trainer)...
>>569908914heh, you're a funny one
I could easily rape every single poster in this general
>>569909137>>569909136rape them then
>>569908789you dont happen to be into bald guys by any chance.....
>>569908405it's possible to lose legnend races..........?
>>569909230>>569907796nibbling uma ears
>global catches up to jp in august 2036lol!when are you guys thinking we hit eos
>>569909249yeah fronts can die to the spot struggle+rushed combo that giga kills stamina and lates and ends can get boxed in/fucked by pdm.
oh shit, I almost forgot to queueeasy to forget the second day when you've already qualified
>>569909249If you get blocked for 15 seconds while your accels expire then yes.
ROFL! when will you schizos stop being obsessed about gacha garbage?
>>569909209what matters is your age, nothing else. 31+ or bust
>>569909137You wanna try and see how that goes, then..?
>>569908827But I just started a career...
>>569909532>29 year old zoomerFUUUUUCK
>>569908838I want to fuck 92% of mine
>>569909547licking the abs
>>569909513holy SEX NEISHA!
>>569908725I'd probably beat the shit out of him and call it even because I'm secretly banging his
Good evening, puppy-chan.
>>569909715glad to see you're still here and posting bro
>>569909703Not the armpits? Surprising. Not in a bad way, either.
god i wish...
>>569909608now you have something to look forward to!no but seriously a lot of people are into that......you'll have no trouble finding a cute gal
yaenomsayin
>>569909852why wouldnt I be?
why are you all so horny
Chat, am I bricked?
>>569910081I haven't jerked off in almost 24 hours
how many days until MANT is over I want to play GL already
>>569909947CheersMy ex didnt care either and liked playing with my beard while we were laying in bed. I just like shitpost a little since I know the chud opinion is bald=bad. I like to think I look pretty cute.Hope you find your cosplay trainer to show off at cons!
>>569910184>daysHahahahahahahaha. It's next month.
>>569910132Well what are you waiting for, an invitation?
>>56991018438 days24 days until I can pull on THE card.
>>569910073I remember you saying the mant fatigue has been getting to you, but I guess no point in quitting before Gentilwife comes out, eh?
>>569891386who's the most KAKOYI horse girl?
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNl (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>>569910275no I'm waiting for my new toys to arrive tomorrow
>>569904128Special Weekmom died at birth and his adoptive mom never liked him, so he was raised by humans therefore way more friendly with them than with horses, especially of chestnut color like his adoptive mom. known for only finishing below 3rd once and winning the japan cup against Montjeu the horse considered the strongest in the entire world at them time, earnings the title of the supreme commander of japan for his jockey's patriotic speech after the race>Oguri Cap born with weak legs due to malnutrition in the middle of nowhere, so his early career consisted of NRA races no one cares about. after transferring fo the JRA, his biggest accomplishments were winning the Arima Kinen against Tamamo Cross in his retirement race, who was considered the strongest in japan at the time, then winning the same race 2 years later in his own retirement race after a period of ups and downs. called gray monster/beast for showing that gray horses could also runbasically, Oguri is just country level while Spe is multi continental
>>569910395QRD on all of them?
>>569910395Glad I haven't been put on this list yet.
>>569910108No, but I am.
>>569910360>>569910261thanks bros wake me up in 23 days
Grown ass, balding, 30+ y/o men erping as anime girls. Vile.
I struggle building Sprint umas more than any other distance
>>569910498Anon...
>>569910468>>DNI list ownerwhat part of DO NOT INTERACT do you not understand
>>569910496>>569910468youre not supposed to respond to the list owner, it's right there in the post
>>569910374>mant fatigue has been getting to youDaily play fatigue has been getting up to me back with Unity already, MANT killed my want mostly completely. That, is where you start using THAT!Naturally, I still do runs when the need (A+ CM) arises, but you get the idea. Everyone is trying to survive MANT, that's all.
he's so cute
>>569907104>>569906894
Why the fuck did Tamtam and Ogurin lock in the end. I dont belong in A finals, I was happy with B...
>>569910603I don't follow the rules.
>>569909768I knew what it was and still unspoilered it, and yet I am still madGood evening
>>569910529
>>569910637tell dancho I'm killing myself
>>569910498it looks like you've been unbricked to me
i'm 32 and have a job where i work outdoors. is there an uma for me?
>>569910608>he is still sweeping in juneoh no, he doesn't know
>>569910395>Chiyoniggerwhich one? there's like twenty of us.
>>569910608Stay strong bro, only a bit over a month.
ummm? bwuh??? bwo??? bweh? hmmm?bvro? bvo! brehs??? ehhh?bwurh??I'M IN A>>569910663CONGRATS
>>569910205BASED.........
>>569910395Reminder that it's the Helios faggot posting this.
>>569910625Did you see the news???
>>569910847Daring Tact
>>569910790
>>569910910Congrats!
So... any jongers? I'm waiting for TP to refill
>>569909768Bark bark
I finally got Brian a round 2 winshe's so cool bwos...
wtf is a helios faggot?
>>569910596>>569910603It's okay. You nonnys can tell me instead. QRD on all of them?
>nonny
>>569911064I could maybelet's try getting a roomMajsoul Friends Room 26866(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26866
>>569911019
>>569910848>sweepingI don't.>>569910857Plenty strong, with the help of THAT, don't you worry.
>>569910970Do you have any reason to believe this
>this thread
>>569910819>brb, tracen ;_;
>>569911332At least Doto is still cute
>finally get mile s after +10 failed attempts>lose every late year g1 race in senior year against umas with +B speedThis fucking game.
>>569911283Nta but you keep mentioning THAT what the fuck is IT?
>>569910468most are either schizos, avatarfags, attention seekers, or faggots
>>569910275I am waiting for Laurel
>>569911326Keep being blind then.
>>569911437YOU know what THAT is....
>>569911391
How many more days now?
>>569911402erm your cocks?>>569911437viagra
>>5699112163/4join onegai
>>569911232
>>569911483But I DON'TI thought it means credit card but I dont see how it makes sense in context>>569911627I dont think thats the case!
>jong rooms get filled but cm rooms don't
>>569911476So you dont actually have a reason to believe it, you just dont like them. Could have just said so
>>569911754mant moment
>>569911152Please don't call us nonnys
They aren't sending their best today.
>>569907565Skill issue methinks
>>569911754I'm at 5 TP and I don't wanna refill...and I'm salty
>>569911754I learned how to play mahjong years ago, but I dont have aces ready to join rooms with...
just got completely raped by this f2pGOD
>>569911673sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569911897stingy....
>>569910395Please add autis/uma/ ex-danchou to this list
>>569911754It was fun for the first few CMs when everybody was new but getting steamrolled by the /uma/ piggies in rooms lost its appeal somewhere in late Unity / early MANT
>>569911754Anything but another MANT run.
>>569911991that's not chevacchi that's rulership you TOURISTPLEASE JOIN JONG IT'S STILL 3/4 WE HAVE CUTE ANIME GIRLS
>>569911754I need to know if you saw the news!!!!!
>>569912138????????? BITCH I SAID SEXNOT "SEX CEVACHI!!"I know it's rulership you dumb cunt get your head out of your faggy arse
>>569911754>a single ace takes days of trial and error in which all the elements need to align for you to get something workable, each attempt taking anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour>this isnt even mentioning the slew of RNG involved in parent creation that predates even attempting ace creation, and no we can’t reuse old parents because redshift doesn’t work here>you need 3 of these aces to join a roomMeanwhile>install jong>play tutorial>join room>play jongI wonder
>>569911754I never joined cm rooms until a week or two before since I don't have aces till thenI don't join them much anymore because of the usual reasons
>>569912220stop being rude
>>569911754I don't join /uma/ rooms anymore because my name keeps getting screenshot, and I don't want to cause issues for my club.
>>569912138>that's not chevacchi that's rulership you TOURIST
>>569912327FUCK YOU!
don't cry little roomchad you'll start having filled rooms in three weeks
>>569902325Best background has to be Sunday Silence desuNearly dying to illness and then surviving a truck crash where the driver and other horses die then winning a double crowm
>>569912138thats the same uma
jong bwos we won't get a 4th I think.......................................
>>569912197WHAT FUCKING NEWS I WASN'T THE ONE YOU REPLIED TO EARLIERbut if it's about """that""" then yeah I'm hyped...looks super good haters can suck it
I can -fill- your -room- anon....
how do i stop spending 6 hours a day edging. its impacting my fan gains. i dont want to get kicked from my club...
>THAT
STOP FUCKING VAGUEPOSTING HOLY SHIT
holy shit we filled
>>569912786>>569912786>>569912786>>569912786
Why is this card never in the discussion for must pull cards for Fron Runners?>wit card with 15 TE, 5RB and can get 60 mood effect>early lead, front savvy, dodging danger and non-agemasen concentrationThis looks liks a must pull
>>569912794I'm not very good at jong but i didnt want to leave you folks at 3/4please be gentle
>>569912838Releases a month after Wit Bourbon.
>>569912838wrong game? is that even an uma? certainly not anyone I recognize
>>569912592Sorry I auto assume every vaguely homoerotic sounding post in lowercase exclusively is you...And no I'm not talking about """that""" i'm talking about the once a year "THAT" event that got announced todayUgh...This is why you should go back to [REDACTED]
>>569912981no worries bwo we're all friendly
>>569912838But it is. It's just so far away it's not worth discussing. Aston was meta for sprints, and this card is like Smaru's card meant to replace her.
>>569912838Sure thing. Just send me $1200 and I'll MLB it.
>>569913042yadabread is over so you can post it now
>>569909137You could, not sure if you'd want toI'm a teiobwo btw
>>569913574There's a Tendie Direct tommorow at 9am CST!!!! Finally I was tired of seeing Micropenis and Basedny fans get newsNow the REAL show startsI assume the """that"""" you were talking about is the P4 remake trailer?>YadaBrat...................
>>569912694>I can your anon....What did he mean by this
>>569913971yeppers, that was itokay so it WAS that...mostly only care about the boogies but maybe there'll be something else cool. NOT expecting much desu
Do you guys actually own a switch 2? Not hating, just genuinely curious because to me it doesnt seem like there's enough games on there to justify it. But I also never used my switch 1 in handheld mode so maybe I'm just not the target audience...
>>569914412>boogies I am so done with Pokemon nowWind & Waves or whatever it was called looked like absolute ARSEAhI just want FE/Xenoblade newsStill waiting for the day you get Xeno pilled...
Can you take it to discord
>>569912838my paizuri slave
>>569915030GIW
>>569914804I just want more legends tbqhand yes...soonhaven't heard a single peep about FE ever since it was announced nglgot bored of 3 trillion houses...>>569914682nyes60 fps alone was enough for me to upgradeUMA MUSUME
I'm watching you guys
I will scatter
>>569915927you won't.
Me and the Anon who became Mejiro Mcqueen
>>569897271HOLY fucking sex I NEED to have SEX with Ramonu I would fucking beg and cry and get on my knees for it if I had to
