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*fills you*
Niggers post mahjong rooms when it's a damn monday and people are still working then wonder why they're not filling up
I will continue to use THATI will continue to call them Chevachi and Chevachi 2.0
>>569912856you wouldn't do this
this thread will be straighter
wahey
>>569912949surely...
Filly buttsShe refused to come home in 30 ticket pulls + 3K carats, I'll have to hope for either a spook or selector ticket to get her
>>569912836Curren love
dozo
Umama onlyfans?
>>569912786Join Haythere.Our club is still looking for new donkeys, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>569913076I dont think I can drink that. It seems like a solid
>>569913076This is worse than piss
>>569912871nope
https://jiggie.fun/Fo0IU9https://jiggie.fun/Fo0IU9https://jiggie.fun/Fo0IU9
>>569913206SEAbro
>>569913017Guess if you have to choose one then guaranteed gold gw is better, especially since that one looks usable at low lb unlike Machan
>>569913206tttttttranny
>>569913349With carats I can roll for umas I like more than cheval. Seems like an easy choice to make
>>569913349carats
>>569913076zank u>GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>569913349ChevalEz
>>569913349love chevalove simple as
i hope i don't get umaraped on my way back home tonight definitely no mob umamusumes should try to umarape me nyooo
I think most of this generals issues would slowly go away if we boiled Uma&Co
>>569913726BOIL THEM ALIVE
>>569913726
>>569913664What do you think the security guards are for anon?Surely they would stop any assaults and you will get home safe.
>>569913726some of these last couple of threads have been pretty fun though
rate day 4 of cm14
wa la, with this 7, the general will be purged of all rogue agents and shit content otherwise
>>569913807Because anons are encouraging your AGP fetish
>>569913975worst cm possibly ever
>>569913984>4Fuku.
>>569913984>4AIIIEEEE DAI KYO DESU
>>569913984anon...>>569913975I got into A with a subpar WR...
The fact that the DNI list was usurped from the original list owner is hilarious. Sometimes I like this place
>>569913768
>>569914176Spe-chan ain't got alla that
>>569914176DAMN
>>569913983he'll understand it one way or another
need erotic fuku
>>569914213now post that to every single tranny xitter user
>>569914176some will say it is fake
>>569914213post the urara one
>>569914303not the funny orenji...
>>569914341spe's ass doesn't look like that.
[...]
>>569914438spe hag tits
>>569914438Spe has some nice saggers
>>569914176
>>569914438useless bra
>>569914410All is guided by Shiraoki-samas hand.
>>569914303
>>569914576I see, makes sense I guess
Guess I should do the Fuji event, huh?
Will there be a point in the game again where the gap between whales and everyone else is not grand canyon tier?
>>569914847yeaheos
>>569914847NoObviously not
>>569914847No, also Rice wife
>>569914847of course not dummy
>>569914847most whales are really dumb and bad at the game at least
>>569914772it's pretty fast if you use 2X LP in difficulty 4 or 5, don't bother with 1 to 3
>>569914847wish i had a rice wife
>>569915042she's wet already
>>569915247Tummy
well, at least I got into A Finals.
>>569915353>Taishinyou didn't win
>>569914847not really, and with the introduction of mandatory scenario cards + specialized ones the gap is gonna get bigger if you don't plan your rolls for only the really strong general supports
>>569915318it's so very lickable
>>569914847If you pull all the meta cards yes, front deck for mile in GL will be Kitasan, Tachyon, Maruzensky, Fine Motion, Bourbon and Light HelloThis deck is 100% possible without being a whale
>>569915532>yeah bwo five MLB SSRs is a relatable f2p deck
>>569915594I'll listen to her yapping for days if I can taste her ass tits and umanko for a minute
>>569915628That is 3 card banners anon.
>>569915247Bed breaking sex with caramel uma's
>>569914847Right now bwo...
>>569915628I'm a retard who didn't even reroll his account and I have MLB Kita and Fine Motion.
>>569915424don't worry I'm going to lose to all the triple frontniggers
>>569915628I got Kitasan and Fine Motion from their rerun and I will do 400 pulls + crystal on the Tachyon banner. That's it I can use the exact same deck as whales now
>>569915921>cancer complaining about aidsLmao
look at how happy she is
>>569916105she knows trainer is going to reward her after the race
Good evening bros
hey
>>569916105I know she's so precious
>>569914772I just ran URA for it, did 2X when I got to level 5. Was pretty quick
clanker sex
>>569914847>he doesn't knowhope ur ready for season passes and un-borrowable parents
>>569914847Right now my guy. Some of the best MANT cards are free or SRs, it is about how much time you want to spend to high roll guts runs.
>>569916248um
>>569914772it's like 10 ura runsmore enjoyable experience than anything in mant desu
>>569916316rape
I regret stopping on the valentines banner when I got Eishin, I should have kept going until I got Bourbon
>>569916474why did you do that, you silly boy?
Who is the most dangerous umer to actually secure 1st place on the spurt? It's obviously Sky herself right?In a race i was cheering for that Scarlet to swipe 1st from Sky on the turn but then i briefly wondered if that would have been even worse
good jonging gwos
>>569916474what would furashu think
Thanks for the jong room bros, it was fun as always!
>>569916650proof?
>>569916316https://files.catbox.moe/3vu72r.jpg
>>569916650>5 minutesalmost perfect timing for a run >>569916794room is DEAD I didn't take a results pic
>>569916474you got the better uma
why is it always jongcan't we do something I can understandlike connect 4 or something
It must be a sign
>>569916859>no proofalways knew jonger are lying pricks!
>>569916867>>569916581I don't have the heart to turn her into a debuffer, don't believe in them. My trainees should be all Aces.
>>569916879That's what the jiggie is for
>>569916581I love you
>>569917027not sure why, but thanks
>>569917015too blind for jiggiesI basically can't help at allliterally at all if the pieces can rotate
Hey guys I just came from reddit. Give me an Uma wife?
>>569917001it's not a lie... and all of jongers are nice
>>569916204hey
>>569917103All of my /uma/dacchis deserve love
>haven't showered in days>reach points where i sufficiently hate myself>jump into shower>double-poo+condition>scrub away the pain>wash my ass>feel clean>jump out of shower>immediately drenched in sweat>desperately trying to dry myself off but it's just sweat>grab a second towel and it's soaked in moments>puddles of sweat on my bathroom floor>walk out of bathroom, smelling of sweat, and filthyumamusume
>>569916851>cumming outsideall semen should go inside an uma's womb
where is the almond eyeclops
power falco is a really good card to run this time around huh, she gives wet conditions, front savvy and cloudy greens
who was the werewolf
>>569917001Air Shakur would 100% call someone a prick
falco's wet conditions...
>>569917001I opened the log and took a screenshot just for you, anon
>>569917320great card i used it this time too can't be bothered inheriting gw pp
>>569917257She isnt old enough for it to do anything yet anywaysIts fine
>>569916272mod the unique if you haven't
do you think there are uma brothels
>>569917601Japan doesn't have brothels!
You guys are fucking retarded.
Satono Diamond is the werewolf
>>569917671ok finedo you think there are uma handjob bars?
>>569917601only for plebian ningen womenUmas are a protected class and receive welfare and housing and men
>>569917254try lowering the water temp slowly at the end of your shower. not cold, but as cool as you can handle. or get in front of a fan.you might also be dying if you're sweating that much too, idk.
>>569917773
She's so fucking sexy
>>569917853Can you please direct me to the uma handjob bar that FineMo works at? Thanks
>>569917254humid room, turn on the a/c nigger
I wish I had ac
>>569916284>un-borrowable parentsWhat? Like you are unable to put some specific veterans as your borrawble? What do you exactly mean by this?
Imagine being an Uma and some other Uma ear mogs you
>>569918157Some inheritable uniques are stronger if it's your own legacy (stay gole)
4 more months.
all the ningen men know bigger is better
>>569918124ac hasnt been good in over decade bro, dont worry. You arent missing out on anything>>569918157If you want to inherit an evolved unique (most notably Stego's for backliners, which is mandatory), then you need to actually own Stego. Borrows only inherit the regular version
>>569914847>gap between whales and everyone else is not grand canyon tier?That's not even really that big of an issue.It's more the gap between F2P players that played since the start and were smart with their resources and those that weren't.We're not too far off it being reasonable for F2P players to have a full deck of MLB SSRs, while some people get mad if you suggest F2P should easily have MLB Kita and Finemo by now
>>569917180LIARS, THE LOT OF YOU!>>569917469>proof of jongering>my cute lazy daughter was in the lobby as wellI've been proven wrong...
>>569918224wait what
>>569916474I started playing right on that banner. I pulled both of them. I had the option to 4 star one of them. I chose eishin, because her personality is better. I didn't know about meta then.
umapusume
>deletedlollmao>>569914847>Will piggies that finance these type of games ever not have a huge advantageFuck no lmao
I'm going to get anon umagnant
>>569918516
>>569917206Looking good!
umaployed
>>569913084Isreal
>>569914847whales are not the problem, it's autists with unlimited time to brute force the RNG
Why am I torturing myself making aces with the fuji event
total clanker death.soon.
which Uma would get off to the idea of being made into their Torena's broodmare as punishment for not coming in first in a G1?
I think Oguri is Oguri Crap.
>>569917121damn dude
>>569919041like half of them?minimum
>>569919167which uma is this
Why have you not joined Carat Clash
>>569918157if you have stay gold on your account, use stay gold as a parent, and buy stay gold's unique, the unique will evolve to be stronger. if you do not have stay gold on your account, it will not evolve and be weaker.
>>569919238Umaclops
how mean but it's kinda true I guess
>>569919167Who is the Wolverine of Uma?
>>569919238Air Groove when she catches you heading out of the Tracen Dorms at 2am
>>569919285this is some serious BS
>>569907772https://twitter.com/umopap_isdn/status/2063909079152828729
>>569919345imagine being so boring that not even your makers know how to define you
>>569919420Why is air groove in breach of curfew?
>>569919285do cyjews just turn everything into a p2w cash-grab?
>>569919521she is the curfew
>>569919521council members get a pass
Had a technical interview and finished 25min earlier since I answered everything pretty quickly
>>569919561just stop caring about PvP modesIt's that easy
>>569919561what do you mean turn it into
anyone else miss the days of running Kitasan and SR King Halo
>>569919571Sounds unjustWhat if she abuses this authority to leave campus and clean her trainers dorm?
>>569919690
i just don't want to grind ugly boy careers forever
>>569919561bro thinks it hasn't been like this since the beginning
>Go back to Unity for the event>Cards stack onto trainings>>569919765yeah but I don't miss Unity team building where running manhattan cuckfe and super creek meant your kitasan negro and rice shower would be forced to run mediumslop while your team would have 1 sprint uma because the game wouldn't give you any of those
>>569919765yeah
>>569918224>>569918279Is there no fucking end to cygame's greed? First SRs will become useless due to the abundance of sp. Then they make scenario linked cards mandatory. Then they stop doing generalist cards, everything will either be style specific or distance specific. It's already bad that an MLB SSR is so fucking overpriced. You can buy multille other games just from the price of a 200 pull, and you need 600-1000 for an MLB, 400 if you are blessed by Shiraoki sama. And then the powercreep will get to the point you will need to buy umas too just to win CMs, but also need to buy them to be fucking parents. And being pay to win also means you are simply missing out on the CM and later LoH rewards for higher placement, so the rich get richer, and f2ps stay poor.I havae my pull plan up to L'Arc Condor. At what point will the gap be fucking stupid? When should I quit?
>>569919765I remember seething because I had MLB Kitasan but only 0/1LB SR Sweep.
>>569919285i mean, surely everyone here is rolling on stego. what's the problem?
>>569919835doto tried to convince her to throw the game btw
>>569919721>>569919921gatekeeping an upgraded inherit behind unit ownership is a step beyond what's currently implemented.
>>569919765i do not miss king commendation practice
>>569920034>Then they stop doing generalist cardsRetardthey literally settle into releasing generalist cards followed by specialists>pvp events will favor those that spendoh nyo your winrate will suffer>When should I quit?you missed your chance to quit yesterday but today's almost as good
>>569919101cute
>>569919561YeahOnly thing they care about $$$$, they do NOT care whether you're enjoying yourself or not
>>569919765playing URA for the fuji shartseki event made it clear to me just how shit mant istake me back home
Me and an anon who became Cafe
>>569919561They do that because whales started not dominating anymore, early URA is when there was the biggest difference between whales and others.But now in JP people started only rolling the best cards for their favorite style so now they need something else to make it harder for f2ps and low spenders to beat whales
>>569920228
>>569920218>you missed your chance to quit yesterday but today's almost as goodFuck no, I wanna own Aston Machan.
>>569920262Keep your Chiyo avatar so you get automatically filtered please.
>>569920034all this only matters if you want to be super competitive in cm, which in the end is just mickey mouse pvpthe true way to enjoy the game as f2p is saving for human rights cards and then just umapulling and enjoy the stories while collecting cm freebies.
>>569920269Imagine discovering that your trainer isnt a khv and a fucking ningen already tainted him, must be awful to be a Mejiro Uma...
>>569920437This is how you get /umajp/
>>569920382Dangerously based
>>569915532How bad would it be to run only 2 speed cards in GL? Is 1600 too hard to reach even on umas who have speed growth, or is it like aoharu where you could just highroll 1200 with 2 good cards even on 0% umas?Say I wanted to train Maru herself, would you replace her card with another speed, or could you go for a card with a useful gold instead?Likewise for fronts in general, after stamina Palmer releases, would you rather go for 2 speed and replace wit Bourbon with another wit card, or do you only use Palmer on tracks where you need the extra stamina and rely on FineMo as your only wit on those tracks?
>>569920269unironically what's the correct answer hereif you say you wouldn't know, you're outting yourself as a kissless virgin, and she can probably tell if you're lying and say that kisses don't taste like lemon
>>569919835Winning CM gives me much less happiness than just watching my uma be cute while doing a run
>>569920419smartest filter sissy
That loop you're in: left-handed.The trick: hidden in it.
>>569920613Just kiss her?
>>569920694this infuriates the curren
>>569920492okay, and? jp bros are cool. other gachas don't get uppity about this shit because there's no direct pvp event like cm, so if you don't want to get upset, don't be austistic about cm.
Anybody else building for Sprints yet
>>569920585You will need a third speed card. Once you reach 1200 the soft cap kicks in and your speed gains from training will be halved. Also stamina cards are only there for when you actually need the stam
>>569920437>the true way to enjoy the game as f2p is saving for human rights cards and then just umapulling and enjoy the stories while collecting cm freebies.That's kinda what I'm doing currently. I only plan to spend on monthly carats and anniversary selectors, and plan to get umas that seem to have a fun personality, while saving for the anniversary banners. Not pullling every uma, because that's unsustainable. Just enough to have 600 pull worth of carats for cards released on anniversaries.
well that's cute
>>569920710No? I hate it when people invade my personal space
>>569920382ma-chan is the cutestcan't wait to see her causing trouble for her mom and dad
>>569920585Front Maru is completely dead bwo. But yeah you can high roll with 2 Speed cards and Stam cards are only for when you need Stam
>>569920895>umajp does not play the game
>>569920895>other gachas don't get uppity about this shit because there's no direct pvp event like cmOther gachas shove a leaderboard in front of you and present a training dummy for you to pointlessly wail at for "rewards" worth 20 cents (unless you're the top 10 in which case it's 400 dollars because why the fuck wouldn't they).
>grind to make an ace for round 2 for 6 hours>fail>resign myself and queue for round 2>win the first 3 races>qualified
>>569920585>Is 1600 too hard to reach even on umas who have speed growth it's hard with every uma with only 2 speed cards, many people don't know this yet but the stats gained from training and events gets cut in half after the 1200 mark (and for the lower side, a 7 will only give you 3 instead of 4 for example) so it's harder to reach the scenario cap with how weak cards currently are in comparison to later on
>>569920952all me
>>569921169I mean they do PakaCup so...
They better release a giga update for 1.5 anni
>>569920034>Then they stop doing generalist cards, everything will either be style specific or distance specifichonestly this seems like a good thing to me, it means they don't need to have every generalist card powercreep the one that came out the month before that
>>569920613obviously its to just rape her on the spot, even if its gentildonna
>>569921324the big update comes out during second anniversary bwo just wait 4.5 more months
>>569921338the problem is that almost every good card after a point is for pace and late so fronts and ends just get shafted (apparently they just released a strong front card for the first time in years though)
>Grind out and end closer Cheer King>Never see her proc straightaway spurt>Check her skill list after 2 days of CM>Didn't get it
I'm getting higher stats with URA now than my best Unity runs
>https://x.com/hews__/status/2064076399187730912UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>569921324they should bring the inheritance update earlier so i don't have to play mantshit ever again, not even for parents
>>569921718Brother i love your art but not this time. That's an actual kid. I cannot comprehend how people goon to kid umas like tosho, flower and so on. I respect that you may love her design/character but this aint it man.
>>569921843what a homo
I accomplished nothing today
>>569921843You do realise that almost all uma are underage?
>>569921718id fuck sweep until she is docile
>>569922034Light Hello and Tazuna's ripe cunny...
>>569921843fictional character therefore i DON'T CARE
>>569921843the answer starts with the letter P
>>569921718westerners cant draw happy sex
went like idk maybe 10/35 before this. Hope it doesn't up my elo.. its jokemostly
>>569922140Very funny, you know what I meant
>>569922034Damn, underage umas look like THAT?
there's no umamusume brothels because so many umamusumes are massive whores that the oversupply makes them unprofitable
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>569922465She will cuck you btw
run's dead because no med S and bobo didn't finish her event but just wanna confirm if that stam is enough for smaru with 3 recovs? cacao also didn't proc from the grandparent
>>569922595she is too autistic about her love for racing and me for that
https://voca.ro/1ni1grcHvHUj
JP only umas....SEXO
Why is there a labubu in my lobby?Is she coming out soon?
>>569922650>He fell for the Festive Miracle memebwo... you'll proc festive miracle but lose angling because you didn't have enough midrace
>>569922465
Why is CB so fucking cool?
>>5699226503 recoveries = 1 gold>RADIANT STARRETARD
>>569914847>Danna-samaCute
>>569922771YEP
>>569922832ehhh I think it's pretty ok, I'm also running a seiun, so>>569922873it's for festive retard
>>569922721>loving youLmaoOne of the least romantic umas ever btw
Thoughts on lucky Pace Suzuka for Sprint CM
The last mejiro...
>>569922916I think Seiun is even worse because she doesn't have a midrace unique, but go test them out I guess
>>569922949nta but you are like the only person she lets into her world of racingwhich is about as close at it gets with hernot that>One of the least romantic umas ever btwis false thospot on there you are
>>569921143I ran front Maru in CM2, surely GL CMs can't be that bad if the only thing I'm missing is Top Runner.
>>569923035there's honestly no other fronts I could run tho, maybe besides daisca
>>569922949Keep gaslighting, girlboss!
>>569922916why would you want 4 recoveries for festive??>>569923035seiun is just as good with innate tail held high and escape artist
>>569914891ThisIts never about the whales but how persistent you are. Its just that you are more inclined to spend money if you play a lot.At least your money goes into IRL horse sponsorship and animu.
>>569921324Cygames will not improve the game
>>569923085front maru is dead because her card is coming is what that anon means>>569923125that run was dead I just took shit for the spark, normally I wouldn't take radiant ofc
>>569922595Don't make me pull Ramonu
>>569922650Festive miracle is shit inherited, you are better off getting more mid-race skills
>>569923253if you can't inherit operation cacao as well onto maru no point running festive desu
>>569923085That's not how it works. MANT shits out free Front skills for your Aces just by racing. You are not getting that many hints for free in GL and Maru Support has a shitload of Front skills
>>569922771True
Why is it that umas that go all the way to the outside will STILL get blocked I saw two of my umas sling out then get stuck in a conga line behind each other and other racerhow the fuck does that even happen?
!!!
>first run of the day>Guess I'm not playing today
>>569923035>I think Seiun is even worseI see the gaslights for cm15 are starting already>>569923284maybe I go back to my own seiun parent and cacao borrow then, will seeI want to test festive kinda>>569923359I mean I can from a grandparent, you can't really have guaranteed angling cacao and festive at the same time
>>569923257Buddy you need to pull Ramonu Wit if you want to play Grand Masters.
>>569923403WIFE
>>569923567>>569923403Noooooo thanks
>>569923369Cute Journey
>>569922916>Not only you're fucking with the precise festive miracle timing you're calling me the retardA fellow frontGOD wouldn't behave this way, you're a fraud.
>>569923075She sounds violently autistic.I can't wait for her to cone out. A mejiro that won't coerce me...
>>569923471
>>569923284witgod recommended festive, is he wrong?
>>569923471He meant Seiun is an even worse candidate for festive miracle because her biggest problem is the lack of mid-race
Only twenty-two prizes remain in the Hell Hat...
>>569923825I wouldn't use Seiun with festive of course lmao, I do kiss and cacao as parents on herI'm just testing festive on smaru per witgod video because I wanna run something new
this whole timeyou knewyou knew tailhugging was canon and you didnt even say anything
>>569923919an hour and a half's worth of work (3 uras)you can do it anon
>>569923950It only recently became canon.
>>569923773>that run was dead I just took shit for the spark, normally I wouldn't take radiant ofcretardblud can't read either
>>569923950Chrono tail hugs would be uncomfortably tight
>>569920613Umas wouldn't mind if their trainer is a KHV. It's a plus for them even.
>>569923950I remember several posts spanning months that mentioned it being canon in Yamanin Zephyr's career
>>569924130Twin braids is close enough to twin tails!
>>569917936Sexy Journey.
>>569923790Like her idea of romance is probably having you narrate races to her or something
>>569923950Because only the faithful will go out of their way to discover the knowledgeIf I spoonfeed them it will mean nothing
>>569923253I know, Top Runner is the gold her card gives. Obviously you will be at a disadvantage without it, but capping speed shouldn't be a problem with something like Kita Tachyon Biko. Skill hints other than gold you can just compensate with parents, so I don't really think she is outright dead, just not a top tier front anymore.
>>569922771does it count if they're only in global as a support card?
>>5699228062 year anni alongside cock and ball
>>569923950>he didnt knowTrainer???
>>569924503According to the schizo retard, if they're in a support card they still don't count
do you think Dream Journey would refrain from executing me as long as I train one of her sisters?
>>569922321I got the opposite. I went the entire cup getting mostly three win tickets, max 4 min 2, and then in the very last ticket I get this. I hope it did drop my ELO. I hope I get an easy curb stomp newfag lobby because of it.The vast majority of my losses are because scarlet is Mile A and loses by <2L to taishins. You would not fucking believe how many races I have done where she loses to Tyson by an amount that Mile S would have protected. Easily 30 races over the course of the cup. She's an absolute monster but she lost the 50/50 to become invincible, but she's done so fucking well and I once again enter finals with a 65% overall win rate, which is fucking terrifying because the last two CMS I went in with a 6X win rate and jobbed 3rd place to all backliner teams. Umallah please let 3rd time be the charm.
Only one mare has been STRONG enough to win the Kikukasho. Why is she not in the game?
niggas will see a perfectly breedable specimen of the highest caliber and say "nah bro I pass"
>>569924454When is Maru card coming out?
>>569924691>I got the opposite. I went the entire cup getting mostly three win tickets, max 4 min 2same, then I got false hoped in the 2nd round with getting max 2 wins and every lobby had a chance to get a 3rd win but I didn't
I DON@T WANNA WAIT A DAY TO SEE MY FINALS I DON@T WANNA WAIT A DAY TO SEE MY FINALS I DON@T WANNA WAIT A DAY TO SEE MY FINALS I DON@T WANNA WAIT A DAY TO SEE MY FINALS I DON@T WANNA WAIT A DAY TO SEE MY FINALS I DON@T WANNA WAIT A DAY TO SEE MY FINALS
>>569924818Next monthand then a rerun in August
>>569924402True, even Ido made something about that
>>569924691gl. I will cope that my umas are just in good form going into the finals.
>>569924836Wahey bwo...This is so sad. Alexa play desumacito.
>>569925009>retards don't know what a bridesmaid is>neither are they aware of DAUGHTER WIVES
>>569925084it actually was so soul crushing you have no idea and this is my first time in B finals ever since I started playing FUCK
>>569924924How beneficial is her card even if I don’t want to focus on front runners
>>569925009Who the fuck is the 4th baby uma
>>569925009anyone who hates brides will be executed
it's 20 minutes until resetthat means it's time to queue
>>569925207Maya, Curren, Nishino, Sweepy
>>569925009biko & turbo for wedding skins 2027
>>569925207dude must think Curren is a child and not a hebe whore
>>569925207Making you ask that is the point of the tweet
the bride alts are peak because Air Groove got one right away and it's still the best one.
>>569925191Her unique gives TE based on on the facility level and can go up to 25. She is a very good budget stat stick at even just 1lb because of that, but suffers from low specialty prio, so you need to high roll. If you have the stash it's a solid enough investment, but not like super priority or anything. Some people are saying theyll use the free voucher to get her and then just crystal her to 1lb.
i just chugged a bottle of wineumas for this feel?
>>569925207Mejiro Ramonu
>>569925514
Forgot how to play non-TBI need my crutch items
Cygames considers these umas second class citizens and they will never, ever get married to traina.
>>569925556Fuku doesnt seem like a wine gal
>>569924402Torena-san should just become racing itself if he wants to win ramonu's love
I'm starting to think the yuri schizo is just V
>>569925605Modders could fix it
>>569925605this is mostly a good thing
>>569925605Arent the card descriptions for the three on the right practically them getting with their trainers?
>>569925605>vivlos and verxina but not chevali kneel
yoooooooosh
I don't want to play uma today, I just want to jack off until my brain turns into a raisin
>>569925663Thats kinda how it goes actuallyTrainer slowly becomes part of her world of racing thus falling into her specific flavor of "love"But its super autistic and a very minor footnote to her career
>>569925605>that vodka dressgood riddance this didnt get in the game jfc
what kind of name is big horse anyways
>>569925907post suzuka
>>569925923You need help?
>>569925354Man I just want another turbo. She's so fun but they did her dirty having her racewhere in the game since the first day, waiting 2 years to drop her as a second Anni one star and then ignoring her for 3 years.
>>569926031nta but I do
>>569926000she's just blocker
>>569925605>Vodsca get wedding alt SSRs and they're so out of ideas they throw a random NPC uma in therelol lmao
Very cool, Fuji Kiseki, very cool
>>569925605I'm married to Laisu and her friend Ulala though!
Can I get depressed Uma smoking and drinking pictures I need to it to express how I feel working 6 days and only getting one day off because my co-workers are lazy faggots.
>>569926079Did I stutter?
My Kingu got rushed 3 times out of 5relying on tracen cheer as a key accel was a complete fucking disaster i think even Pump was more reliableEven Kingu herself probably won more off the Pump inherit than her own unique
>>569925923have fun bro i jorked it so hard to an uma fantasy earlier i dread my dick waking up again
>>569925605There is still a chance.
>>569926158dozo bwo
>>569926139This is mine.
>>569925207
>>569926367hello i work at cygames next wedding alts will be stay gold and festa
>>569926031She's not built like that. And neither are you.
>>569926216nyoI don't want to disappoint youthis team is phoned in as fuck
>4-1>1-4>0-5>0-5Yep, I'm ready for group A finals.
>>569926367maru and creek both have 2 alts already...
>>569926367Creek and Maru already have two alts, please let the other umas have some too
>>569926031>no pubesnot my curren
>>569926434damn that's crazy. At least you know your next double tp run will be a banger I guess
>>569926510>Refuses to be told whether his carrot is a good blockerYour loss. Until next time.
When will Cygames start making triple banners for story events?
curren would shave
>>569925923Sankaku complex is a shit site but it has a lot of Uma porn aggregated there and frequently has paywalled content leaked there. The ads on mobile are a bitch tho.I cranked it to this yesterday https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/en/posts/YEa7xLXAqrm
umas for small penis?
>>569926754K-Kore wa Teio Steppu ka!?
>>569926367hello i work at cygames next wedding alts will be doto and operao
fucking dogshit script needs to die
>>569926905curren chan, but you gotta pay extra for the sph
I can't wear my favorite pants to work anymore because they developed a wear line from my pp :(
>>569926905Your trainee will like whatever size you have so it doesn't matter.
>>569926801>need to make an accountfuck
kino...
>>569926801>Nothing is visible to you here.
>>569926521I'm ready to breed Chrono
>>569926616Nigga this is cygames, by year ten Kitasan will have 8 alts
>>569926905Someone made a twitter tierlist about that
>>569926997>sphbut i dont want sph...
>>569926905yaeno muteki
>>569926997For what?
what happened
>>569927131>Somebody... please... make my body clean again!
>>569927221aww, da widdle boy doesnt want curren chan to point out his small wee wee~
reminder that it doesnt matter if your winrate is 10x higherit doesnt matter if they have uncapped speed while you have s distance + greensit doesnt matter if you have more consistent accelsit doesnt matter that 99/100 times your uma should winyour uma CAN and WILL hit the dogshit luck jackpot and lose anyway
>>569927150>Someone made a twitter tierlist about thatshow horsevro
>>569927245Don't slander my stupid fucking daughter.
>>569927361yeah I lost a cm to an 8% winrate doto because my max wit front whiffed the angling wit check. Such is life
>>569925191Besides considering Taiki for Mile Maven in mile CMs, Kita Tachyon Maru are probably gonna be your go to speed cards for all of GL regardless of running style. In GM, unless you are a pace main or a whale, you'll be using Kita and Maru again. Like the other anon said, 1LB is good enough, the only real difference between 1LB and MLB is 10 spec prio and 30 mood effect.
>>569927361I don't train backliner cucks so that won't happen
when is the next story chapter
>>569926801It's crazy how shit that site has become, and the new slopcoded .app site is even worse.I thought the stay gold version of this was really hot
>>569927131i have deployed extra security measures to keep me safe from licky-chan
>>569927318She truly is Oguri Cap as in Peak
>>569927454Rewarding her with a warm creampie.
>>569927343this is the one where the author didn't want to get axed so he did some bullshit like chapter 8.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1 8.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.2 right
https://x.com/hews__/status/2064076399187730912DAMNhttps://litter.catbox.moe/or8rzlkdfos6c646.png
>>569927564should be here
>>569927361based honest neicha player
>>569927073>>569927081Sucks to suck
>>569927525the mood effect makes a pretty big difference tbf. If you are rolling for the card then getting 3lb is a good goal
>>569927703MIEMASU SENPAI
>>569927454is it really slander to say she'd accept her torena no matter what as long as he set a good example for her?
I feel less burnt out now than I did during the last month of Aohauru
>>569927706>the mood effect makes a pretty big difference tbfDo we have any actual calculations? I don't think anyone's posted TE vs Mood vs Friendship values
>>569927382Can't find it, might have gotten taken down
>>569926905Mejiro BrightWonder AcuteGold CitySuper CreekDaiwa ScarletVerxinaCheval GrandBuena VistaThese were off the top of my head
>>569927857divide mood effect by 5 and that's your equivalent TE at great mood
>>569927454>Don't slander my stupid fucking daughter.how is it a slander big dick bro
>>569927567Yeah I get a pop-up telling me to use the app every other time I visit and I refuse. I already refuse to use the newer version of the site and use the traditional booru layout. Sometimes people got to realize if it ain't broke don't fix it.
>Sixpence allowed his sire Kizuna to deny Kitakek the number one spot>TWO (2) sires that only have one crop running in the top 20 (Contrail and World Premiere)Crazy half-year huh?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>569927850SameMaybe because I have mlb kita and mlb finemo
>>569927603Yes, though it was more like 8.997
i got into A but i still think this is the worst CM to date
>>569928015Maurice my fucking goat
>>569926905>>569927382>>569927904Found it, warning, comes with porn attachedhttps://x.com/chirouu11415/status/2063990619538616374
>>569927958Kind of sucks the highest mood effect you'll ever see is like 75 I want to say? Which boils down to 13% training effectiveness, which is definitely good, but training effectiveness scales up to like 20% on the best cards and usually has permanent conditions that can't be undone. Mood just can't hold up, but it can be decent cope if having to pick between third rate cards.
>>569927905>Daiwa Scarlethow
>>569928328as a danchou i love seeing this, buy the cheer sticks
>>569928417I love chibi smart falcon she looks so dumb
who next for first time career
>>569928549KawaPri
Thoughts?
>>569928549
>>569928296I dunno man, I just think she saw a lot of large cocks online and is kinda scared of them
>>569928296Easy, the person who made that post has a small penis and merely posted the umas he likes.Scarlet is #1. #1 doesn't give pity sex to dicklets. He's coping.
>>569928612sex
>>569928002I can't even use the main site because it keeps redirecting me to the disable adblock page.For a while I thought they broke it intentionally so that everyone moved to the new site.
>>569928612Flat and hippy is classically very erotic
>>569928205>likes small>goldshipFeel like she wouldn't care at all
You people told me we'd be getting 3 daily free clocks for the rest of MANT
CHUD IS MINE
>>569928612mother and daughter double naizuri
It's getting late so I'm just going to read some manga and then head to bed. Umasumi bros
>>569928594ok
>>569928802your 30 clocks from showtime???
>>569928856I still think it's funny that golshi's roommate is her dad
>>569928835I've been able to unlock her for like a month now, I know as soon as I do it the next banner will give me 3 copies.
>>569928835you won the game
jiggie desuwa
what emulator works best for sweepy
>>569928894umasumi
>>569927318Who the fuck is running pace Grass Wonder?
>>569929167Which uma is this?
I love Rice
I want to crack Marche Lorraine so bad
>>569928785Gold Ship is probably the hardest to place on the list
>>569929308at least wait until she is playable before you start the propaganda
>>569926905
>>569925605It is with a heavy heart that I say that a wedding ryan alt is entirely within the realm of possibility
>>569929454Nah
The only thing I'm going to miss from MANT is all the free skills it gives me from rival races
Wedding Duramente and Kris SThank you for your attention on this matter
>>569929518cygames says gyarus are unfit for wifing
>>569929592Nobody plays JP
>>569929691you can buy random skills with GL
>>569929620This one is like anti-propaganda my guy
>>569929331>Gold Shipisnt irl gold ship a gentle/good lover or so i heard? dont think she'd have problems
>>569929463>bakushin>medium enjoyer>medium G
>>569927318hmmmmm I'm thinking Falco VBourbon Xoguri
>>569929763How random are we talking?
>>569927076>when the top earners are dueling each other
>>569929620SEX WITH EVERYONE FEATURED IN THIS WEBM
>>569929620>english(tranny) dub
>>569929283aston martin
Do I want Sprint S or Turf S for Sprint umas
>>569927703I can see IT
>Tfw can no longer bot in peace because retards decided to use the most blatant version imaginable
>>569930075according to uma sprint is the distance you want S on turf because of the extra wit, but that was last sprint, not sure if something changed this time
>>569929875i have neither ssky nor vbonbon so my fronts are disadvantaged but i dont have xoggers either so what to do
>>569930075None of my aces who won plat last sprint CM had Sprint S only Turf S
>>569927318I guess I'll just make a really good xoguri, bring along inari one and finally use super creek in a CM
>>569930194Turf gives power, not wit
>he clicked URA finale>deploy the pre debut runmaker events
>>569929620she doesn't sound like that at all wtf is this
>>569929592nobody cares V, and you won't
Damn it
>>569930095>"ohhhh if I'm banned so be it...">"chotto matte don't make it too obvious cygames gonna get me"kwabIcarus at #8niggers straight up did 2 runs to be in a club shit's hilarious
I don't agree
>>569930267oh yeah i confused wit with power my bad
>>569930268>play URA>get Medium S regularly>play MANT>get nothing
>Just discovered that there is an animation for Teio Step and Teio's kids can inherit the special trait that activates itSo much Soul...
>>569929707YESPLEASEDura is pretty cute too
>gives you pumped
>>569930075Sprint S, you don't need Turf S because A&S, SFV, Budding Blossom and Pump all works. You only wanted Turf S before because all accel options are really bad
>final round registration is only open for 24 hours but i have a 200 word essay due tomorrowthere goes my platinum...
>>569930535wow it even activates
>>569929446Beautiful
>>569929592>shitposts against his own club>flatlines>danchou still does absolutely nothingdamn you are either his discord buddy or you have some shit on him to blackmail him if he tolerates you
https://jiggie.fun/PS8hpx.https://jiggie.fun/PS8hpx
>>569930535Yeah but do they inherit Teio's brattiness?
>>569930623symboli kris sex
Is hachimi still safe to use??
>>569930795Never got warned with Hachimi/Hakuraku
>>569930774YES
>>569930214ehhh probably full gamble lates/ends
>>569930535that's cute, i wish the game was available worldwide, too lazy to find a workaround
I wonder if it's possible to get the sirius dates out of random events without the card
>>569930214>No Seiun Sky>No Bourbon>No OguriJust softskip the CM anon. Use 3 lates, give them Moving Past + Pump, then just hope for the best. Don't spend too much time, just make sure they pass the statchecks.
>>569931018it's theoretically possible, I got the Riko SSR date event, so I got her dates and Rushing Gale skill hint for free, was like I was running 7 cards, pretty nice desu
>>569930740not really
>>569930091No you can't
>>569931178if you have tama you can nuke your run once you're in senior year, way faster than any other run
I like twintails.I like TurboI like ScarletIs there a third twintail frontrunner I could use together with them to make triple fronts SOVLfull?
Consider the following:
umasumi
>>569931538Your Falco?
>>569931545cute orenji
>>569931538
>>569928205>>569929463I knew my wife super creek wouldn't disappoint
>>569931582
Why is it end closers are always depicted as these based Chads and fronts are supposedly cringe when ends dominate all competitive content with way less effort?(Let alone poor late/pace players)
>>569931891Tiny Don-chan?!
>>569929446Spook me already
>>569932205shut up
>>569932075
I feel like people who like Narita Taishin are aggressively SEA, but i dont have a way to prove it Like they're the really ugly kind of Filipino with the huge nose and buck teeth
Rice Shower
>>569932069buhi fronts did well in Gemini 2.0, and while ends did too, fronts also did well in Pisces and Aries and Taurus 2.0. Therefore they're being perceived as dominant, despite ends having better win rates in several of these CMs. Ends also don't require the grinding autism that fronts do in order to be very strong, but when you get a UG VBourbon with everything plus the kitchen sink, odds are she'll rape Taishin.
>>569932482A woman made this post
>>569932482
>saw a guy wearing an obuhi fat snapback >wanted to say hi >"hey babe"wtf, no one playing uma should have a gf
Stop being so boring
>>569932482I have a Filipino friend (Californian) and he really doesnt like Taishin, especially her outfit.
>>569932763he was saying that to you
>>569932763Anon uma is like one of the most female populated gachas out there, excluding love in deep space ofcCome on man even the most out of touch incel should know girls like horses
>>569932868Not even true. We have a 5:1 gender split in favor of men, no? Hoyoslop games are close to 50/50
>>569931650>>569931821Aren't both of these SOVLLESS meta fronts? Like Falco with 10 turf is by far the most oppressive front this CM, and I'm pretty sure Maya is like THE frontrunner when she comes out, no? Also short tails and low tails are both not as good as red's and blue's long high tails.
>>569932868You say that but im QUITE confident Enfield and literally every hoyoslop gacha has way more female players than uma.
>>569932482odd
>>569932783bad Curren, no drama!!
>>569933072>no one expects the spanish inquisition
we are so backhttps://x.com/hews__/status/2064098079780028826
>>569933072Compare oguri cap and tokai teio the same wayI have a theory
>>569933072HAYAHIDE WORLD
>>569928612SEXOOO
>>569933181State your theory in advance so we can laugh at you
>>569933072>Australians are interested in the small mean woman>Most of the world is interested in the big-headed woman>Colombia for some reason likes the crybaby retardAny explanations?
>>569933179Didn't this guy use to make vtuber porn
>>569933279
Tiberius of GlueMill, if you're seeing this right now, I'd like to address a few concerns: I'm not gonna bother censoring you, you have committed a such heinous act that you have lost that right. You won fair and square, I wish you luck in your Group A or B finals. However, I cannot let pass the how you achieved this pyrrhic victory, you call it a "miracle", I call it an "asspull". While you won the race, I was robbed from the biggest chance of entering the A finals myself by a mere NOSE margin. Sure, If I did win and advance, I would get blown the fuck out and get 3rd place, but at least I'd be in peace that a fat S-rank Oguri didn't steal my ticket at the homestretch. So here I am, seething like haywire and posting my POV of this "little guy that could" story, portraying it as a bitter tragedy, and because of that, Tiberius, you have earned my unrelenting hatred and are now a marked man. You are way more fraudulent than most anons in this thread including me, If we ever cross roads in real life I will roundhouse kick you in the balls, if I lose my B finals, I will come down and dunk your head in boiling oil, you are so fucking dead, you nigger faggot. I fucking hope the yakuza travel miles towards your shithole place and cut your arms off for good so you'll stop stealing off honest hardworking trainers.
Fine Motion wit might be the biggest trap ever. Takes way too long to get orange bond and when you do, that awful 35 spec prio means you'll barely be getting any rainbows anyway
>>569933313Mexicans will abnormally like cap and the Chinese will abnormally like teio
KIIIIIII MIIIIIIIIII TOOOOOOOO
>>569933181>tfw teio is a trendlet
>>569933459I got raped by OG oguri too
>>569933072>Spain on team taishin>Portugal on team ticketA fierce neighbor rivalry!>Australia on team taishinIn my experience, Australians are extremely competitive. It makes sense that they would back the strongest of the three.>Columbia on team ticketThey are the source of coffee. They "wire" the world. It makes sense they would support the one with ADHD and spastic emotions.>Everyone else likes BiwaI wonder why.
>>569933374i think so?
>>569933510i never understood why fine motion and super creek are in this
>>569933459OG Oguri is low key one of the strongest, check that hakuraku data, even stronger if she was End right behind Taishin the strongest uma this CM
>>569933561Bros are we playing a nasty ass SEA game?
I should've rolled for FineMo
>>569933510Just high roll retard
>>569933459
>>569933672End Oguri isn't good, she doesn't have the velo skills necessary to get her in good position unlike gold ship or taishin
I don't like Narita Brian. She looks like her favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold.
>>569933072>>569933353>>569933625COLOMBIA MENTIONEDidk when or why i saved this pic but it was because of cafe looking cute
>>569933664their SSRs, same with kitasan
>>569933664Meta support cards. Irony that maruzensky will remain in the webm because shes just swapping from meta ace to meta support
>>569933664>I dont understand why the best SSRs of their kind with a longevity of 2+ years are in thisYeah, it's impossible to say
>I go on deployment right before half anniFUUUUUCK
>>569933510>3 MANT plats after skipping FineMoI told you niggers. SR Marvelous + Tachyon is good enough.
>>569933717You could have rolled for Curren
29/40 round 1 --> 19/40 round 2i'm so ready to get raped once again into my 400th group A 3rd
>>569933625>I wonder why.H-Her big... FUCKING BOOBS, YES I KNOW THATS THE JOKE YOU MADE BUT I STILL LOVE HER HUGE TITS ILL SAY IT head!! I like her voice though, its mezmerizing and it makes her even cooler, I love her long fluffy hair (I saw the horse too its cute), and she has an awesome race outfit with holes (love this). That's only the first things that come to mind too at least for me.
>>569933459THE RAPED>>569933782Avenged sevenfold is one of my favorite brands but I don't like Narita Brian either. Shit imma go listen to them right now.
Holy normalfag uma
>>569934023Hire a filipino to take care of your account
>>569933459>V.BourbonYou deserved it
>>569933374yes, but hews has been around for a lot longer than that
I like Biwa Hayahide because her friends and her sister make fun of her for having a crush. Also her and trainer are autistic about making plans.
>>569934183Why Filipinos
>>569934078I meant the cardI have both Fine and Curren wives
>>569934086bigwa hugeboobs
>>569934137There's literally a whole anime dedicated to her of course she'd be more famous than your mid-ass waifu
>>569934349I also meant the cardCurren Wit had a good banner right after FineMo
>>569932482I'm ride or die with Taishin and I'm cuban
>>569927604I did this...
>>569933459IF LOSING: WIN
>>569934137why do they like Agnes Flight that much
>>569934459>he's brown
>>569934137Tachyon is literally the basic bitch taste uma, what did you expect
>>569934351BASED
BiwaHide is hot as fuck I don’t get why she isn’t more popular
>>569933459that name sounds familiar for some reasonskill issue on your part though
>>569934459cuba will be freed soon. I suffered stockholm syndrome with Taishin, the more I trained her the more I started liking her, she has pretty eyes
>>569934605Being friends with Tickezo is that much of a debuff
>>569934605ugly hair, glasses, dumb looking, bad voice
>>569934459Cubano...
>>569934459Argentina (me) loves Taishin
/uma/ actually loves Agnes Tachyon
>>569934537Worse, french ancestry.
>>569934605Giant ass head gets in the way and prevents her from seeing how the aether interacts with the physical
Now that rounds are over, post your final win rates + League and finals group.Graded, A finals.64.9%, or if you factor the 0% kings, 57.5%
>>569934605I think the whole BNW plot in all 3 careers is kinda boring tbqh
Considering getting back on my digital art grind simply because I really fucking want a Helios instant loss 2koma comic but no artist has yet fulfilled my wish and I'm too much of a cheapstake to commission one.
>>569934605weak men feel emasculated over her sexy voice
>>569934674truth nuke
>>569934605too librarian codedand not the sexy kind
Tickezo shouldn’t have big tits that’s one character design I disagree with vehemently
>>569934942Do it bro
WHAT
>>569934954She'd have a great slampig oho voice. I wanna put one of those nose hook collars on her and fuck her doggy style in front of a mirror so she can see her own stupid breeding sow pleasure face.
>>569935079But librarians are like the cutest people ever... whats wrong with that?
>>569935121rudolf moment
>>569934605I like her but whoever wrote her career needs to die, is too focused on everything but her, her sister, her friends, her rivals. Sometimes she doesn't seem like the protagonist of her own story
>>569935121Looks like the joke is on her
>>569935079but we love zeno rob roy
>>569933984>support cards that have existed since launch>"the meta has arrived" sure, whatever.
>>569934505cause she won the derby, shakur :^)
>>569935079Everyone loves Air Messiah
>>569934918>>569935302This is the big problem imo, its too coupled to BNW and others, and I don't care about that maaaaaan...
Biwa has such big hair, she would have such amazingly fluffy long twintails if I got they'd unlock her full cute easy potential.
>>569935116I would but currently I have nearly 0 motivation to draw regardless of how much I want to see Helios on the verge of tears as she gets dicked down harder than she'll ever be again.
HEWS ACTUALLY COLORED THE SWEEP TOSHO PIC SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://files.catbox.moe/3vu72r.jpg
>>569935603PEAKwa HayaHEROde
>>569934889I'm gomenasorry to hear that
Do I get a higher score the more fans I get in the Fuji Kiseki event?
Anyone here in the military? Is uma popular?
>>569935603Fuck I had a stroke typing that apparently
This is actually a good story.
>>569935734Yes.Buy the fan sticks!
>>569935734Nopers, based on career progressIt’s why its extra frustrating to hit Finale and crash
damn...
>>569935753YeahAnd its not unpopular?
>>569935878I find it hard to believe anyone in /uma/ can pass a physical exam
>>569935657>the hat staysgood
>>569928974did you do her career?
it's funny how that Sweepy pic has been reposted several times todayI mean, it's a good pic but it's still funny
>>569935946I mean the requirements arent that difficultYou really just have to be able to run 2 miles, do some push ups and sit ups, and not be a lardass
>>569935753Very.
>>569936061is that the pic that made xaea meltdown over artstyle stealing
>>569935791I have a lot more than one stroke(s) when I see Biwa, hehehe...
THEY BECKON FOR HER TO JOIN THEIR RANKS
>>569936061different niggas waking up around the world
>>569936165ULTRA FLUFFY
>>569934605>I don’t get why she isn’t more popularI'll enlighten you, then>completely shit stat growths for medium/long uma, 10% guts 20% witSpeed, stamina, and power are all 0% growth, making her trainings exceptionally frustratingly slow >5s .35 velocity ult, requires you to pass another runner on the final corner or laterthere's worse ults, but this one is pretty mediocreSo her stat growth is terrible, she's 'intended' for mediums/longs but has no growth in speed stam or power, her ult is is decidedly non-competitive, and while her design is pure sexo, the only positive thing about her performance is having a double gold heal in her kit, but even that isn't terribly beneficial, because you're going to need power sparks to make her strong, meaning you'll likely need a stamina card or two, and those come with gold heals anyway.
>>569936142We got a Rudolf over here
>>569936092Wtf taiki isnt racist
>>569935946How do you watch and play umamusume without wanting to get fit yourself? I think /uma/ should be above average among weebs.
>blackedfags now flooding the uma art community
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569912786/#q569929592https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569912786/#q569930532https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569912786/#q569933456 >all same deleted timestamp>calls himself as "V" in 3rd personWhat do we call this behavior
>>569934334I'm pretty good at the game
>>569935121
>>569936291Welp I was exposed...
>>569934605i just don't really like her as a character or designwise
>>569936371>>569936372>same second>sequential post numbersShiraoki-sama wills it.
>>569936425Oh so he's the guy that started calling me V
>>569936553>>569936425
>>569935079dont shay that.....
>>569936523I love her so much it's unreal
>that hews imagesweep doesn't wear a cape tho
>>569936425Didn't he already get uncovered by a janny just like a few days ago? Jesus Christ
Suzuka is too flat
>>569936327How did you jump to that conclusion
>>569936406why can't westerns artist not be into that shit?
I like Biwa and her VA.
>>569936425You just ignore it and let V talk to himself. See how the thread quality is still the same regardless if V is here or not
>>569936782Umazing, isn't it?
>>569936753Its your cape.
>>569936820>I will not pull Gentildonna alt>I will not pull Gentildonna alt>I will not pull Gentildonna alt>I will not pull Gentildonna altSOMEONE SAVE ME THE PROPAGANDA IS GOING TO GET ME
>>569936983you will not be playing anymore when gentildonna (original) comes to global
>>569936753It makes me want Sweepy sex even more.
Furashu machan
>>569936983>4 years from nowYou won’t even be here
There is nothing attractive about Silence Suzukua.
>>569936425oh he got banned again? time to check the previous thread if his posts got nuked there
>>569936782and that's hot
>>569936983you have 4 years to save
>>569936406Point these artists and artworks out to me so I can make sure to avoid them
I stopped liking Suzuka ever since Mantblazer came out
>>569936983Just use all of your carrots before she comes out
>>569936425He's been caught and outed multiple times by the janny. It's confirmed he's doing it for attention, and to force all discussions to revolve around him. Yes, he also forces uma&co discussions to revolve around him.
>>569936782not flat enough
>second retirement post/leave this monththis is TERRIBLE MANT IS KILLING US
>>569936983She's cute and hot
I need an uma doax spinoff
>>569937176Less than 3 actually.We caught up to 4 years ahead a month ago. We progress at 1.45* the original pace.
>>569937139There's no Mirako and NTR posts previous thread
>>569937183go find it yourself fag
>>569937402Just sweep retard
fuck i got the dates wrong and thought today was the second day of 2nd round...I'm on group b lmao
>>569937139I don't think he got nuked for posting here, probably shitting up another general
>>569937402Another one bites the dustAnother one bites the dustAnd another one gone, and another one goneAnother one bites the dust (yeah)Hey, I'm gonna get you, tooAnother one bites the dust
What'll be potentially better for cm15Triple Front, Double Front + Onige, or Double Onige + Front?
>>569937330>Yes, he also forces uma&co discussions to revolve around him.Why not just kick him then? That just sounds annoying to deal with there too.>>569937402>he didn't drop an Opera
>>569937402Who is this tranny
>>569937402FUCK MANT
>>569937432Yes. Give us high quality doa tier models for porn makers to rip and make the hottest shit ever that kills trillions of our swimmers
>>569937402>Retards burn out 80% of the way through mantkwabjiggiejongerscosmonarchs or me and the other guyminecrafterscasuals and uma dickpullersall of themwinning (ticket)
>>569937469he constantly posts off avatar to stir shit up too
>>569937402I knew fineretards were weak
>>569937402he'll come back eventually
>>5699376012 front + oonigetriple front is just self sabotaging
Are late race velocity uniques just dogshit? Why do they exist?
need more boyish umas in girly clothes
>>569937713Yes, Triumphant Pulse is extremely weak.
>>569937624/umagg/ kitten doing 1 run per day
>>569937713they're fine so long as they don't fire during your accel, right?
>>569937615V is officer in uma&co
>>569937402As long as me and my rivals remain we will live
>>569936820I'm pretty sure they juice the RNG on known VA accounts. Even if they aren't inform3d.
>>569937904YOUR rivals? I think you meant to say MY rivals!
>>569937653I'm in the most active club, play everyday and I'm a jonger too though...
I save and repost images of THOSE characters because it gets me (You)s and it makes a couple fags mad.
>>569937402>not autis/uma/thank the lord
>>569937943>princess-powered hugThis is a good way to die
>>569937943Imagine dying in those princess pillows...
>>569937402MANT moment
>>569937713late race velocity uniques are actually among the best ones. If your unique isn't:-A midway through last spurt velocity unique-Start of last spurt acceleration-Goldship style "turn my end closer into a late surger or pace chaser"skill, it's probably bad. The closer to the end a velocity unique is while still getting guaranteed full duration, the better it is. That's why Triumphant Pulse is the gold standard. It will always get full value and it triggers after accel phase so it's always strong.
>>569937943No Kawakami I just got out of the hospital... My lungs still haven't fully decompressed yet...
>>569937615They just don't care, and said that the club isn't about him>>569864843>>569864948>>569871049
>>569937892he's 100% in on it with the danchou then, the club should get delisted
Sex
>>569937862>>569937713I don't know. I thought accel was king late race. Do you accelerate, stop accelerating, and then after that more velocity means you can accelerate even more? But if your accels aren't firing then you won't accel anymore, so increasing your target velocity is bad...?
>>569937113My paizuri slave (to the second power)
>>569937945The TTG of /Umagg/ does not know you
>>569938016no one cares for soulless slop like autisuma, umaclub or whatever other gay shit that creates drama
>>569938050Late race velocity sucks, early and midrace is where it's at.Oh wait what's that? you paced down? sucks to be at the back
>>569937943did you translate this?
>>569937402always an alt puller
>>569938169There is a cap to late race speed. It’s higher than mid-race, but it is still capped.Making that cap higher when you’re already at that cap is good.
>>569938252yeppers
NTR faggot trying to stir shit up with club drama again
>>569938203I'm in that image.The moment one of you two leave, I'm gone for better waters.
>>569937943Oyakodon with Kingu
>>569937943>>569938021>>569938031I want die hugging her huge oppai I'd never ever let go >>569938293Good job!
>>569937943>>569938031God i love Kawakami so fucking much. please post more
>>569938239
>>569938148I made that up and you believed me
>>569938110They're correct. The only one that think and forces their club drama to be about him is him. He tried multiple times posting as "someone inside their club" and then create narratives about him, like how he's staying in /umaJP/ and then, got banned with the same deleted timestamp as other of his posts.
>>569938282ohhh ok. so midrace ends, and then everyone wants to accelerate as hard as possible to the late race velocity cap. and then, at that point, you want skills that might increase it further. naruhodo.
>>569938317
I run for the danchou that runs for me
>>569938293I require more of your services.
>>569938356I have already made my terms clear. If it looks like we are unable to achieve at least A rank for two months in a row, I am leaving
>>569938490Correct. That is also the reason we want “well-timed” accels, or accels that proc as close to the start of late-race as possible.
>>569938427it is true danchou does nothing about it tho even when he shitposts about HIS OWN club
>>569938216please fellow boysex poster... we've had a hard month...
>>569938148The club list anon is dead and the list hasn't been updated in months
>>569938591I know, which is why I'm surprised that we managed to get back into A this month, after a big push from the looks of it. No idea what happened there, if some of the stragglers started pulling their weight or not.Keep me a slot wherever you go>>569938618Can't relate, as I don't remember having been hurt by anything lately, besides my bathtub.
>>569938785>>569938785>>569938785
so damn sexy, she wants to be a part of trainer so much, shes feeding him her umanko water
>>569938671because mant killed it lmfao the list only had a purpose when people were actually looking to join clubs not quit them
>>569938892That trainer has more umamusume genes in him than human ones
>>569938490also, if you have a velocity buff active going into late race you're basically starting partly accelerated so that's good too
>>569938570dozo
>>569938203>800k fans>2 700k fansYou guys bot?
>>569939719Damn, I wasn't sure you'd deliver.Arigato from a /v/ma Princessfag.
>>569944480my paizuri slave
>>569926801>>569927567>sankakucomplexanyone else getting "No matching posts" when clicking an artist? but the top "more popular posts" have a lot of images of the artist.the site got bad enough when you aren't allowed to use more than 2 keywords for search but are they now blanking the artist pages if i don't pay? the nerve for a pirate site to ask for payment...
>>569945304guess i should have checked if the thread is about to 404 before writing all that
