Previous: >>569768984>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
wahey
Is Tachyon used after Grand Live or is it another Fuku/NTR situation?
She's leaving today.
>>569800475You use her in Grand Masters, yeah. Though it's not because she's like super strong still (still a perfectly fine card) and more so because it's not worth rolling on another speed card with Pasa around the corner.Then once Pasa releases she is only really used in pace chaser decks. So a lot better than Fuku/NTR when it comes to longevity, but still nowhere near Kitasan tier
>>569800338
>>569800475I don't think anyone is thinking that far ahead.
Nakayama Festa
marv sunday?
>>569800475pacegawds use it
>>569800475tachyon maru are your 2nd speed cards for pace/front for the next couple scenarios
>>569800819"Will I use this card after one scenario" is the minimum ahead you should be thinking
Digitan LOVE
For parents do I want to double O and get as many golds of the skills I want as possible or as many white skills as I can will suffice?
what's the pull plan for Late sweaties
Consider the following:
>>569801126Now that's a Yamato Nadeshiko ass
>>569801093match with legacies = golds > white spamknow the trash skills so you can avoid themie. restart or second wind for frontrunnersstorm & dragon's white version for endsshatterproof for pace etc
>>569800451Cap on my lap
Good evening and good luck bros. 30 mins left.
I WANNA GROPE KITASAN'S TITS!!!!
I love Ramonu, but I don't want to play p*ce. Why did Cygames decide to make like 60-70% of the cast pace chasers at some point even.
>>569801271>know the trash skills so you can avoid themyou roll on each spark independently having more skills doesn't decrease your odds of getting the whites you want the most
>>569801126Americans make the best Japanese
>>569801126Tachyon/LHRamonu WitAncestors (maybe)Pokke Speed (if dolphin/whale)Manhattan cafe wit (if dolphin/whale)Pasa SpeedDia Wit (with Dura speed)Orfe GutsFlower PowerStill in Love SpeedThat's all of 2027 covered.>>569801393Ramonu (base version) is viable as a late surger and is listed as such on many modern jp tier lists
>>569801362don't grope your friend
>>569801408SKILLPOINTS ON RESTART AND SECOND WIND ARE SKILLPOINTS THAT AREN'T GOING TOWARDS FRONTRUNNER STRAIGHT/CORNERS/SAVVY OO WHICH GIVE YOU SLIGHTLY BETTER CHANCES TO GET THOSE SKILLS AS SPARKSYOU ARE PARENT RUNNINGYOU NEED AS MANY SKILLPOINTS GOING TOWARDS SKILLS THAT DO SOMETHINGRETARD
Smooching vodka (ignoring the tail placement in this image)
you did this, right?
>>569801393
>>569801609slopka...
I'M FREE
jiggieJIGIDESUWA
>>569801641nyo
>>569801760>tfw wanted to use Kiseki for this CM>Paces brick your team because no reliable accel>can't use herI'm sorry Kiseki...
have sex
>>569801760FUJI IS REALLY FUCKING FUNNYI'M DOWN TO 30/70 AND SHE STILL HAS ALL MY CARATS, CRYSTALS AND RARE BOOKS HOSTAGE FUCKING BTICH
>>569801841
>>569802083Bedazzled
>>569801641
>>569802034is that an offer
>>569801560yeah a double circle for 2% more surely will help!
>>569801947One of my friends switched to running her solo ace front after day 1 and went 15-5 day 2 and 12-8 day 3
>>569802197>Solo ace Front Crazy SOB
>>569801560He is saying that a parent with a ton of useless white skills isn't bad, as they don't clog up sparks from inheritance. All inheritance sparks are rolled individually, there isn't a limited number of rolls that can be blocked by uneeded white sparks. Learn to read before sperging out next time
Okay /uma/ I don't want you complaining about not having clocks anymore
>>569802153Good taste!
>>569802342I am not doing runs for you Danchou
>>569802034as soon as I get my cast off
>>569801393pacegawd game
>>569802196>yeah a double circle for 2% more surely will help!Correct. You aren't padding your resume you're trying to get sparks that do something. Any other witty remarks, you sentient onahole?>>569802340>He is saying that a parent with a ton of useless white skills isn't badAnd he's wrong.
I love my wife
pacepawgs...
>>569802425You can do it them for yourself
>>569802579>>569802647sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
Last Thread
cant believe blast onepiece (wanko) (wankomanko) trainee isnt even out yet (japong)
>>569802731i need sex
FUCK I missed marvelous races again didn't II just wake up too late
I LOVE MILEKINO
>>569802731>sex right in the middle in big lettersI WIN
>>569802579Thought this was Flower from thumbnail & got excited : (
>>569802895Y-yeah!
deyo sdebu daaa
>>569802804
>>569802731creek mouth...
>>569802731
>>569803076oy neigh
>>569800416WEIIII
>>569801126Here is mine, can’t be asked to stitch together a new one so ignore the stuff that’s passedI’ve changed my mind on a couple things:-Biko Power is strong, but I’m leaning more towards the Brian Power/Air Groove Wit Banner as a holdover on Power cards until we get Kris S Power-I sincerely don’t know what to do about Pokke. It’s one of those cards that needs to be MLB’d to get TE. I am still leaning towards skipping, but then you have to contend with what to do about Ancestors. Unironically A&G might be the final straw for me to make me drop the game despite foresight. I hate that stupid banner.
>>569802991peak performance
>>569802895I did too but let me guessFronts won every room except sprint, like every single time
Qrd on ancestors?
>>569803149>Unironically A&G might be the final straw for me to make me drop the game despite foresight. I hate that stupid banner.Don't cry, you can just permaborrow them for 4 months!
>>569802731>Oguri literally better
>>569801514Flower Power isn’t as good for backliners, as her generic gold skill has a Front of Pack requirement.
>>569801387
>>569803470A
https://jiggie.fun/2zdiiehttps://jiggie.fun/2zdiiehttps://jiggie.fun/2zdiiehttps://jiggie.fun/2zdiie
>>569803372Sure, but then what do I do about this thing, and Pasa right after?
>>569800338B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll job to you if we get matched together in the CM today.
>>569803149power cards are not really high priority you can safely skip them if you arent convinced
>>569803676>B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new managementwhat did I miss
>>569803470CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC WHY ISN'T IT WORKING CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC COME OOOON
>>569803028
>>569803690I am convinced. Just deciding on which is better, the slightly stronger individual card that shares a banner with a mediocre card, or two decent cards on a double banner
>tfw have never used any of the highlighted Uma in a CM
>>569803627skip it and pull Eishin Flash / Ancestors instead, you can borrow pocket
>>569803816MANT casualty
>>569803676/uma/club did it again....
>>569803340mandatory pal card for grand masters except instead of coming with free pulls and a sgared banner with a good card (like Light Hello+Tachyon) it drops a month into the scenario with no freebies. It also has its TE locked behind 3LB and MLb because fuck you.>>569803430True, but you roll on that banner anyway for the scenario card. Maybe dont need to go super hard on it though since Kris S power is like 3-4 months after (but I didnt want to list cards until current JP).>>569803627You borrow her and pull Pasa like a sensible person
>>569803768
>>569803860Why did she shut the door?Why are the lights out?Why is she licking her lips?Why is she wearing her Halloween outfit?This is just a training meeting.
>8 mood downs followed by the worst summer everalright fuck you too i didnt even wanna play today
>>569804008>both of them were bottom
>>569803997>>569803768Oguri Mare
>>569803627>what do I do for TWO SPEED CARDSyou're the reason sloptubers make guideshttps://youtu.be/Ao_xvKLyytM?t=125
Gold City feet in my mouth
I made this team in 2 runssay something nice about them
>>569804008AAAAAAAA SEX WITH MY PUNNY WIFE LUNA CHAN AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>569802731>usually dick eyes>oguri literally better>trainer probably need sex>creek mouth>behind sweaty obnoxious sunday
GO QUEUE IT'S JOBBER HOURS
yosh, ikuyo to confirm I am gonna be in B finals
>>569804357EXPLODE
Go queue now
>>569804008I fucked both of them btw.
>>569803149Why are you pulling for speed Sunday and power Biko?They dont seem very good.Also as others have said, just skip A&G and borrow it for the whole scenario. Its what everyone else will be doing so you wont be behind. Don't brick your account just for one scenario.
>this is the card that broke the japanese salaryman's back>this is what made them shit and piss their pants in angerjust stop at one pity? it's quite shrimple.
>>569803908A&G only gets one banner?>>569803978Only one borrow slot, and that gets filled by A&G…
>>569803945mcqueen.pngburnout txt
>>569804357JOBBER HOURS REAL (I'm the jobber)
>>569804608heh.
>>569804757>Only one borrow slot, and that gets filled by A&G…no shit retard, the borrow slot becomes the scenario tax slot
>>569804382literally giving me hope just to mock me at the end
Dont forget to do your legend races
>>569804872So how do I ALSO borrow Pokke???
I'm in boys this is gonna be the best third place ever
>>569804946You aren't seriously going to skip pokke are you
weewoo first podium of the day
>>569804757There are two (2) CMs you are borrowing A&G over Pokke. After that L'Arc starts (where you roll on the scenario card) and you should have a full SSR deck already
>>569804946Not the required pal card for the scenario, you go use your other speed cards while waiting for Pasa.
>>569804828How dead would this game be if we didn't have forsight for which banners to pull on?
Now we can have an IRL meetup place
Genuinely headache inducing. I would rather just not play than deal with this.
>>569805101i dunno how those nipfucks did it tbqhwy. i guess they just really love underage daughter-horses.
>>569805108that's where trainers have their usual meetings
based Haru Urara bringer
>>569805163MANT moment
The only thing I understand about this CM is that speed carry over is the most important thing for fronts in 1st
I love Rice
No clocks in box today.
She's doing better in round 2 than round 1
>>569805108>"Jaja Umamusume: Sexy Derby"
>>568434726An update for youCrinkly Fries (sire - Sunday Silence, dam - Haru Urara) is retiring after her 9YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 44 starts, she has won 12 times, including 3 G1s, 4 G2s and 4 G3s. Her final placement stat is 12-15-7-10. During her career she received the following awards: 2015 Best Mare Sprinter (US)
Humiliation ritual time.Post one with Creek, and Inari. Preferably with their unique epithets.
random moods on round 2 is so fucking retarded and gay
>>569805597>me, poorfag, getting awful mood>taishinfag, whale, getting great moodI hate this so much
2/5 and then bam: all front runners in the next 3 matches.
>>569805674You can't get Awful mood in CMs
>>569805334What skills are most likely to speed carry over?
>>568918087An update for youRamen Up (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Phalaenopsis) is retiring after his 5YO season and will now stand stud. In 22 starts, he has won 9 times, including 3 G1s, 4 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 9-5-6-2.
I swear
ez gg
I'm in
>>569805631
>They didn't bring an oonige with a lot of early and midrace to stop the A&S instawin
AIEEEE DON'T QUEUE, BUHIS AHEAD
>>569805778Corner skills since the accel phase starts at the very end of the final corner. But it's track deoendant if you are asking generally. Any skill the procs shortly before the accel phase carrys over
It's safe to queue right now bwos
>>569805876>implying daring+spurt isn't the real instawin this cm
>>569805876Wanna know how ooniges perform this CM?The Suzuka in this screenshot is an oonige
>>565945120An update for youMr. Sperm (sire - Winning Ticket, dam - Phalaenopsis) is retiring after his 8YO season and will now stand stud. In 40 starts, he has won 7 times, including 1 G1a and 5 G2s. His final placement stat is 7-10-2-21.
I was promised 200 clocks.Where are they dacchi?
>>569805824this game's so gay
please cygames...I just want to be in Group AI will do anything
i'll be queuing during EU hours.
Isn't this one of you anons?
please? :)
>>569806069Anything? You really are A Group material, Scarlet...
>>569806069What CAN you do cowtits?
>>569806038LITERALLY IN THE SAME FUCKING SITUATION AGAIN
I don't know how to make SS umas.
>>569803676What club did your danchou join?
Last boss kinda team.
>>569806193>>569806287I BELIEVE
7 and this last match will get me a win to get me into A group.6 and I throw the B finale.
>>569802731>increase seiundo it
>>569802991We need more american umas
>>569806083I did this to Kitasan.
>>569806083DOGGY STYLE SEX IMPREGNATION UNTIL WE RECREATE THE 101 DALMATIANS MOVIE
>>569806193>>569806287BELIEVING IS OUR MAGIC ANONSLOCK THE FUCK IN
>>569805891nevermind lolHOEH
>>569806310Just do what you'd do to make an S one, and then do it again but with the same trainee. There you go, double S.
>>569806374>>569806483see you in B finals I guess3 out of 4 lobbies it was lose win lose win lose
>>569806472kek
>3/5>2/5I'm doing the rest later, what the FUCK
>>569806012hey I wasn't here when you gave the update for my boy Sniff Test but I saw the post later. thank you for making him an absolute champion
>>569806527you're not supposed to queue on reset bwo...
This uma spot struggled and rushed at the same time and died
heh, nothin personnel buhis...
>>569806527surely you'll win your B-finals.
Your lobbies today sir
>>569806527IT'S TEIOVER
Oguri carrying my ass
>>569806716As long as I don't get end slopper obuhis, i dont care
>>569806685>Leading The Charge all the way downkek
>>569806527Sorry to hear that anon, but mile cms are a scam anyway...
>>569806527no...
>>569806310fast learner helps a lot
>>569806546global or jp? JP i take it?
>>569806716
>>569806193You need change the black one to the more pure one, then you can pass
FUCK V BOURBONFUCK V BOURBONFUCK V BOURBONFUCK V BOURBONFUCK V BOURBONFUCK V BOURBONFUCK V BOURBON
cygames are lucky im not the CEO and lead game dev if i played my own game and saw the entire lobby running front runners i would be developing the most diabolical red skill to kill front runners right now
>>569806560np, I don't do much really. I only make sure the horses are in the best condition possible and that the races they run suit their aptitudes. Anything else is just proof of their own power
SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN
>>569806985>i take itwe can tell ;)
>>569807115I think her shoes are cute
>>569807101Heaven
2/5 every round yesterday and today. I'm gonna go back to not giving a shit, I always got into A Group when I didn't care.
>>569806985believe it or not anon I can use images that other people posthere have another JP horse
>>569807115>pace/late team
didnt ask tranny schizo go die and play the game
>>569806527That’s what you get for playing frontSLOP
>race at 11:00 PM, "jobber" hours yesterday because of work>go 2-2-0-2, get absolutely stomped>my taiki won 0 races>race today at 3:00 PM, when race opens, because whatever I gave up mentally>3-4-3-3>taiki managed to win 3 races>taiki even had a race where she a sovlful duel with El Condor Pasa but lost by Neck because the El had a Spring RunnerDid hours to try and inflate your WR change?
>>569807287i refuse to play fr*nts
I'm not in the mood to do runs danchou I will see you tomorrow......>>569807328daisca is cool atleast
it's not jobber hours right now because i'm not playing
>>569806193>tfw your umabf is a group B finalist
Sex with hags
>>569807280I figured you're stegoCHAD, one of our local JP champions, chill out. I post JP uma all the damn time as well
>forgot to queue at resetAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY MATCHMAKING
I am developing a technology to keep all torenas safe from mejiroposters. it's almost ready
>>569807470sex with peers
>>569807521
I'm seeing so many fucking UG buhis in group A
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNI list owner>poalfaggots>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>>569807649
How the fuck do you get UG....
hey, it's that famous /uma/ club memberholy shit I lost hard first time I see a Seiun Sky winning
>>569807698all me
>>569807767Want 16k+ score?Spend that much in cash at minimum
>>569806193GO GO GO GO
>>569807767I send a check to cygames and upon receipt my next run gets rainbows and good items and I don't lose random races and blow 5 clocks on the first leg of the triple crown
>>569807698danchou is innocent though...
>>569807698>Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPONDOh okay, then since your post is about them, I will ignore your post as you requested. That thus means I will engage with all of them!
>>569806374>>569806483>>569807901sorry late response, same ticketLET'S GOOOOOOTHE GHOST THEORY WAS REALgenuinely wtf was day 3thank you for cheering me on! even if it was the first ticket>>569807106I don't see maya as a woman...sowwie
TWO ARDANS?
is it this CM or the next one where they update the game so the finals winner gets to have their way with the loser's trainees?
>>56980776718 blue parents with scenario sparks on them
>>569807789K-kowaii. The arial shot makes it look like drone footage.
WHO the fuck is this guyA Groups best...
Now that Uma is a global phenomenon, when should we expect the next full-fledged spinoff game?
>>569808060We're getting a persona-lite Uma game in 2029
>>569807115I've lost like 2 or 3 times to Vbourbon just on my 1st queue, and all of them were with a huge lead with my End barely catching up
>>569805564It's Goo Goo Babies time, Tamtam.I have Creek with her unique Epithet, but before I realize it I used all of my tickets.
>>569807953WOOOOOOOO NICE JOBVery well done. Proud of you!
>>569808060uma MOBA
>>569808227
>>569808267>had sex with his creekDIE
>>569807953LET'S FUCKING IKUZOOOOOOOOO
I saw some guy with SS Umas running an A+. The sandbagging is real
>>569807389i followed this post and ended up 0/5
>>569807953>>569806527One anon lost just so the other anon can win
>>569805791which g2 did he KWAB
Which Uma is more likely to support Israel out of white guilt for the Holocaust ?
Sex with Tamamo and she says this
Nice
>>569808468Tough luck.
>>569808060Just give us Uma Post
Idiots already failed to follow a single instruction>DNI list ownerI'm filtering that entire blogpost
>>569808529shut up bitchass they're all seeded differently it doesn't matter
>>569808591
>>569808741Wtf feisty...
>>569808615that is one thicc boy.
>>569808642What, like real Uma eugenics simulator?
>>569808346i hate how good those 2-3 fan images of her arethey make your brain work so hard on filling the missing pieces I love it
Sorry Tama-chan can't beat the Xog
>>569808681Dantsu Flame is cute. Does she have a crush on her Trainer during her career or just a friend?
>>569808060Mayano dating sim
>>569807979Woah. Ardan victoly maybe?
>>569808963Yeah, you could say that. She has a pretty cute jealousy scene when she sees her Trainer talking to a senpai during the Christmas event
TWO RARE UMAS SPOTTED
rare mambo encounter
>>569809170ALL IN FUKU
>>569808060vampire survivor game but with umas
>>569809160I need Dantsu Flame in my life.
>>569809273i say this and do this
>>569807459you mean umagf
>>569809040unfortunately nyoti think both had like 40-50 races each and only 1 had a single victory
I am the king of Group B. Do not queue when I'm around.
>>5698093747 AND IMPREGNATION HAPPENS
>>569809273huge 7th!!!!!!!!
>>569808060a Battle Royale
>>569808060uma tennis
>>5698093747 and Matikanefukukitaru gets knocked up by her trainer.
Time to lower my mmr for the finals
>>569808060uma fighter would be cool but definitely not cygames-approved. also people would be pissed at any hypothetical roster
>>569809567no one does this
>>569809484Shiraoki-sama wills it
>>569808719switching up avatars?
think this is the most whites I've ever gotten on a single runtoo bad it was 2 star pace chaser and 1 star stam lmfao
>>569809557
What's the anti-XOg tech for next CM?Double dom + end ace?
post final WR%s>above 50%I'm ready for the 12k mmr finals lobby
>>569809557HOLY SHIT
>>569809484>6th sense>7th place
>>569809557Her trainer is me, by the way.
>>569809384Rough... but I figured already. I'll pour one out for them, two actually.
>>5698095577 and that trainer is me
>this guy got 4 fucking inheritsI never stood a chance...
>>569809772what style is your maya-chii
>>569809871>>569809887https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
Fell asleep for Marvelous Sunday Derby!It's CM week anyway so I'll go back to sleep.See you next week!
>>569809909end closing
>>569809897IF LOSING
>>569809887Damn nice
>>5698099827 and I jerk it to Sunday in response
holy soulless
KILL 6 BILLION GOLD SHIPSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
after going 4/15 yesterday with 10 head losses (somehow thats not a joke), started with 2 wins, then got 2 front heavy rooms.. then cy gifted me a podium for A finals.
>>569809982I forgot too, so that workssee you then>>569809984closing in on maya-chii
>>569810119
V status?
Umama status?
Confess your Uma sins and to be forgiven.
>>569810119MY OWN MARU BLOCKED TAISHINAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>569810343I have an obligation to insult avatarfags
>>569805312>Hard-TryingHoly shit, that's the 550k fans epithet.
3/3/4/0 = 10/20 (50%) today 23/40 (57.5%) for the Round in total42/80 (52.5%) for the entire CM AhhRelentlessly averageThere's only one way to vent frustration ROOMSEN GARDE32044357
Final numbers
>>569805564I got my Creek with Speedy Stayer
>>569810432you were speed matched anywaysshould've ran two ends and oonige
>>569808539Prix Foy
WE LUCKSHIT INTO ROUND A FINALS! WENT 8/35 AND PULLED IT OFF ON THE LAST MATCH!GONNA GET MY PARTICIPATION REWARDS!
>>569810608me after crashing my foot right into my bathtub after standing up from the shitter, minute before going to bed
>>569805897Nnoooo you’ll get raped!
bruh
>>569806012You tried so hard, Mr. Sperm...
>>5698108073rd Place A > 1st Place B
>>569809765Hope she misses a recovery since u=ma doesn't work
>>569805897>Deio stebbu>Halu Ulalaholy SOVL team
>>569809765Pull a Tonya Harding.
>>569810872that sperm? me
>>569810513>Head*puts gun to mouth**BANG*86150974
>>569810807A win is a win
I think my late debuffer neicha is pacedowmoding the taishins, is that possible. Haven't lost to an endcloser all cm
What is her problem?
>>569811154what sucks about learning new stuff is that my curry could've tossed away the third wit (marvelous) for my power helios for escape artist but that's how it goes you live and you learn...at least it didn't bite me now
Sirius CM status?
>>569811327anges is dumb and useless
tama tummy peroperoperoperopero
>>569811436>no screentime>not even in her own career storyKWAB
>>569811154Ugu.... *hic*63132236
Started a 2x run with the wrong deck
>>569810432You were going to lose anyway. Gray umas are faster.
>>569811691Status?
>>569811680Not going to recover anything if you're still in China.
check out the piggie that ruined my 3 win streak
Ok, so I started playing like a week ago and I did this moron's story and was just hoping for the obvious other shoe to drop in the part where she finds out you're lying to her and you fight but then you make up and she learns an important lesson about yada yada yada... but then that never happened because she's legitimately fucking stupid so you just deceive her during her whole career.Gonna be honest, I wasn't expecting that. Also funny cause she had a super high Wit stat by the end.
>>569811434What does this mean?
just came back after 3 months, is botting still safe?
>>569811814>that name
>>569811814based.
>>569811814he's using TT umas
>>569811926Kind of? Do not use the headless ones
>>569811814>losing to TT umas and posting about itshameless...
>>569811814>welfare cardnah
Stego cute.
>>569811857SIRIUSLY LICKING HER TUMMY
>>569811814>losing to TT Umas
Not today Sweepy
why does my taishin never win
>>569811926yeah, they'll send a very scary notice that doesn't do shit>>569812000meanwhile headless users:
>>569812170I'm glad she doesn't, fuck you.
>>569811663>Fronts decide to go into conga line mode>Bourbon gets a free mid race winArthur fisting right now 33376317>>569811350>relying entirely on 35 Priority Finemo for Wit gain (Bourbon is even less reliable)Would that have been wise..?
>>569812112Based
imagine if I had mile S and spring runner...
>>569812168Cunny won in the end
>>569812170she looks like a winner to me maybe she doesn't love you
>>569811814>I'm using TT umas
>>569811829Her high wit doesn't mean. She would still say that 550/2 is 225.
>>569812268I've near capped wit several times now with just a few tries of bourbon and fine on 0% umas, never gave it a proper go since "le bad" narrativeit can low roll ofc but curry has 10% wit growth so that helps especially
>>569812268congrations bro!!! you won the room match!!!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=LHfXBSjcBozWj5saRnNnY7QO
>>569812170no mile S or FCMyou're simply just too slow
>>569812168what a loyal teio. pulling out everything just for you.
>>569811814bro lost to someone using TT umas
I don't deserve to join lobbies here as a B finalist
>>569812170<900 wit, <1k power, Mile A, and so few skills skills.
holy shit last attempt and I fucking made it
>>569812605Nice
Today I did 3/5 three times and then fucking nothing for my last run.Frontsloppers, your time is gonna come.
>>569812605grats anon!
>>569812605Good job
>>569812350Both brat too>>569812550Just have to BELIEEVE only 700 wit too
>>569812828what the FUCK
>>569812767Thanks, hope your time comes as well!
>>569812605Enjoy your 3rd place
Ran 9.4km, but I started gassing out around the 6.5km mark. Came home and started blasting wet shit, what facility do I need to train in
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S ILLEGAL
>>569812910stamina
>>569812847Any reason you changed avatars?
am I stupid or if you aren't using a dedicated debuffer, you're throwing? It makes it so easy.
>>569812870what...
>>569812268Close....31961737>>569812434AhThat's surprising...I feel like it'd be 900 or so at best>>569812478SankyuThis will help with data collection
I installed nuSweepy
>>569812605OMEDETOU
>>569812910Get the lube and I'll get my jumbo condoms, we're training your stamina
>>569812910Train at the infirmary
>>569813053he made a second sweepy?
>>569812910Use a Miracle Cure lol
>>569813053I'm scared to use the headless version...
>>569812910You should eat a giant parfait like McQueen
total clanker death any day now...
>>569813053>i installed a dog shit botgood job getting your steam acc stolen
>>569802153What the fuck literally me
>>569813053I'm on headless, one update before it started doxxing your Steam account. How is Nu different?
>phoneposters jelly they can't sweep
>>569813051What a buff Suzuka...73113649
Neo Cutieverse
>>569813051https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=LyqcWZdetb7sPnvaYHcEbQjq
>>569812910you better replenish your electrolytes
>>569813413>he unironically does not knowgrass poster as usual the dumbest faggots in this third world thread
SAD umasumi
>>569812910You lacked the Guts to sustain your run towards the end of the race.
el condor pasa titties
>>569813562sleep tight!
>>569813395isn't headless the steam version?are you using Icarus?
CYJEWS TOOK THE CLOCKS AWAYFOR THEIR GAME I SHALL NOT PAY
>>569813591El Condor Teta
>>569813591el condor tatas
>>569813685>>569813395both use steam, literally the point. it always doxxes your acc
>>569813562umasumi
chat, you can run a singular, continuous mile right? it doesn't even have to be fast, just continuous running.>what's that in kilometers?who cares.
>put in the bare minimum>don't make it to group A>get mad why am I like this
>>569813414Mile Straights ° saved me....35168999
>Kitasan Black Biggest Fan>Except when she isn't an instawinSHAME
>>569813485anon meltyyyy~
>>569814029That's why I don't put any uma on that banner, just some dumb shit like the hot spring banner
>>569813880...
What the fuck?
_____ Wonder
>>569813880can't anymore after i spent 3 weeks eating mcdonalds and drinking cola non stop
>>569813880If you're running you're gonna be fast nigger, if you mean jogging I am pretty sure everyone can jog a mile other than super obese mutts
>>569813880>who cares.I do, so does 98% of the rest of the world that uses the metric system.
>>569814145idgi
>>569813880
>>569814228teiobro...
>>569813706I think it’s particularly notable that they only did the clock giveaway during the first 7 days of the month, when most people would be deciding whether or not to renew their monthly passes. Just long enough to make people give them money again and feel safe playing, but not long enough to get a good store of resources going again.A classic Cygames rug pull in action.
>>569814216this uma is my girlfriend
>cyge rugpulled us because they didn't give us enough clocksbeggars during indo hours love to see em
>>5698138801 mile is a Yasuda Kinen the length of the current CM
>>569813685>>569813801>one update before it started doxxing your Steam account.It runs on Mumu (Android). Updates are manual and I'm on a version that came out before Steam support/doxxing was added.
>>569814289trannx
>>569813952>the Best Day Ever at the end Reminds me of the Rudolf Teio webm54361490
>>569813880Fat FUCK here.I can jog a mile, 3 miles even. Most I've walked is about 10 miles.If I run for more than 50 meters I DIE.>how much is that in feetwho cares
>>569814457>defending cyjewsIts late in umasreal, anon, get to bed
>>569813413the face she makes when i pull it out
>>569814248>If you're running you're gonna be fastnot everyone runs at the same speed, anon. if i put you in a race against usain bolt but you both continuously ran and at a similar level of sustained effort, do you think you're crossing the finish-line with him?
>>569814596mile time fatbro?
>>569813880No I can't.
>>569814601There there, don't cry. You can pretend my clock stash is yours for the rest of the day.
My mercenary pulled me into A finals. I feel bad for benching the Palmster but I am too burnt on 'blazer to train a better one. Really hope hag umanko saves the game.
>>569813880>chat, you can run a singular, continuous mile right?h-haha
>>569809617
>>569809772Had a couple of really frustrating losses. Got blocked, got PDM'd, got fucked by RNG. Still happy with a 3/4/5/4 result.
>>569814657Yeah but it's still fast. I don't think I've ever seen a person running slowly, that's just a jog.
Oh, didn't notice this was out
>>569813880yeah I can run a 7-minute mile if I go all out.
>>569813880one mile ain't shit, the pace is what makes it impressive
>>569814596>can jog 3 miles>explodes at 50 meters of runningdo you have a setting between "jogging" and "maximum-effort sprinting?"
tama why you got these wack ass platforms on your shoes
>>569814946>free 4* tamanice
>>569813880>what's that in kilometers?hmm... I wonder how many Kilometers these 1600m mile races are?
>>569814580SEKAI SAIKYOUUUU91176163
>>569814796>hag umankowhich one
79/80, 98.75% WR
>>569813880I probably can but I just walk instead.
>>569815043Jogging is all about that breathing and vibing but running requires your legs and blood system to be put on so much stress if you're fat if you're a fat fuck you should never run.
>>569813880I walk around 13 miles a day 5-6 days a week, so I'm sure I can manage to run a mile.
>>569815151God I hate El so fucking much.
>>569814216american woman jumpscare
>>569815174this is worse seal clubbing than taurus 1
>>569814484mumu one is not headlessthat's oldschool Sweepyheadless doesn't have game window at allit's just sweepy talking to server until she's done with the run
>>569803076
>>569815174>seal clubbing in open leaguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTCakUZlXK4
>>569815152
>>569813880noI run out of breath mid jerking off
>>569815147i'm not sure. having to do conversions is silly. a mile is a mile, it's easier for me.
Now do it in the actual CM
I always seem to do better on day 2 of A block than day 1.I won 75% of my races today.Are there really that many people who intentionally sandbag after getting into A Finals?
>>569815339Well then back to my last question how is Nu Sweepy compared to that? Does it know how to use clocks in MANT?
>>569814737You can laugh, but I’m at my last straw with this game and this company. Many others are the same. Your insults are petty, sure, but when Cygames adds insult to injury, it actually matters for the health of the game and community.
>>569798084>never had an uma dreamthat's a terrible misfortune, I'm sorry anon. Keep at it and you'll get one. the other day I had the most insanely romantic Grass Wonder dream, never had a slice of life romance like this, I was her trainer and we both confirmed our feelings for each, I didn't want to wake up.
>>569815151/devilish/ Condor Pasa89226795>>569815250Die
>>569815738Holy fuark thats so fast
FUCKING MAMA IN EVERY FUCKING LOBBY.
>>569812170Tracen Cheer, Pump and corner acceleration are pretty unreliable. If you get rushed you don't get cheer. If you go past 6th in the first half of the race, you don't get cheer. If you're not 6th you don't get pump. If RNG doesn't agree with you, you don't get corner accel. So you're just relying on hopes and dreams and e-shadow to get your accels and that's just not sufficient.Also your stamina is below 577 so you don't get the speed boost even with great mood. No greens at all, even lone wolf. No double circles. No mile S, not even turf S.Good effort though.
>>569815738>>569815250>front el>taishinYOU'RE BOTH USING A DISHONEST UMA SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>569815735Anons having romantic uma dreams last time I had an uma dream it was Oguri Cap raping me.
any other B finals bros in here?
>>569812096Stego cute
>>569815735That's it. I'm making an Umamusume Tulpa.
>>569815174>Open Leauge horses>40 races in career>38 races in career>41 races in career???????
>>569815923Just you
>>569815784HiSleep Amazon
>>569816012He clearly chose Open because he didn't want to burn himself out working too hard.
>>569816029Why are you changing up avas
>>569809772>70%Pretty good, better then I expected
so...when is the official /uma/ watch-party for Beginning of a New Era?
>>569816073
>>569815923Only winners can post in this general
>>5698159232/5 every attempt yesterday and today, bro.
>>569815907Chef anon...
>>569809772Smaru is pretty good
Tsundere and Yandere
>>569815563I spit in your mouth you filthy toad. You won't do shit, you're a coward and a fraud.
>>569816198Hishi Awake-azon
>>569815370Source?
>>569816279slop slop
post podiums...
>>569815738Ups & downs...48191278>>569815896LITERALLY NOT DISHONEST IN ANY WAYNO MID RACE UNIQUEI SPENT 10* ON FRONT SPARKSDOESN'T EVEN HAVE MILE SCOMPLETELY FAIR GAME
>>569816279>bad bitches mean girls team
wtf this is happening too often, when a race end it just goes blank and stays that way
>>569815174>higher winrate than everyone in /uma/crazy
Manhattan Coffee
>>569816402Bwo...
>>569816401Let's see your Mile Laisu gwo
>>569816465If that happens quickly press "To Title Screen" so it saves you the time of quitting the game It also keeps happening to me
>>569816465your ram is dying bwo
>>569816402LOOOOOOOOOOOOL sorry but it's kinda funny................
teiobros, is it unhealthy to jerk off in bed? I started because it felt comfy, but now it's becoming harder and harder to get an erection while standing up...
>>569809772I'm a bit surprised at how clearly one maru and bourbon were both better than the others.
>>569815174Based sealclubber. Don't let those snot-nosed kids think they can escape the beatings in Open.
>>569815558>Does it know how to use clocks in MANT?idk manshe's still runningI can't see shitbutthere is no decision-making setup like mumu sweepyno borrow parent (I think)just deck, trainee, (your) parents, skill priority, and schedule
>>569816578>>569816632dont worry, ryan won the next one
>>569816402me in A finals btw
>>569816449HOLY FUARK THAT SEIUN SKYThank for hostan!
>>569815923Probably, once I use my last three entries.
>>569816460Falco isn't mean
>>569816449Why isn't V joining these?
https://jiggie.fun/1QU4yihttps://jiggie.fun/1QU4yi
>>569811814>Ug5I cant believe that shit is possible in mantblazer. what the hell
>>569816710Based
>>569816706So only useable for fan farming? I'll stick with old school, despite the flaws (too stupid to get past the Fuji mode window FYI)
>>569816449I'm sorry Teio... I'm sorry Spe...58159928
>>569816662I don't like jerking off on bed because I sweat and cum all over my sheets and then I have to sleep on that it's disgusting
allegedly in the thing that replaces CMs front runner meta goes into overdrive because a) 12 racers instead of 9 means higher chances of getting blocked and b) you're graded on the placement of ALL your umas, not just the highest placing one and "3 front runners is the most reliable way to secure first second AND third"the first part makes sense and is fine, but i feel like the complete opposite is true for the latter. outside of wacky edge cases only 1 uma gets to activate angling and scheming. 3x front runners are synergistic for pushing ahead early and mid race but they actively deny each other their primary accel. i'm running 3 FR for this CM and i very rarely crowd the podium. its far more common to see 1/6/12th results
>>569816891We already had a UF posted back during CM12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xio2v47CWgYlast ticket. last chance. last tango
>>569816360>picI’m in A finals, though.Winning is meaningless if the game doesn’t respect your time.Losing is even more painful when you know your time wouldn’t have been worth it even if you had won.But you wouldn’t understand that. Your lips are too firmly wrapped around Cyjews cock to know when they’re pissing down your throat.
>>569816402
if i wait until the next wheel spin event does the 2x tp become super effective and work on it and fucky kisucky at once
>>569817000Why is that disgusting?
>>569817147It becomes 4x TP
>>569817005Nothing replaces CMsLOH simply replaces dogshit events like Fuji Kiseki slop and Racing Carnival
>>569817051nyope, group b finals, ikuyooooo
>>569815563I think I have more clocks than I started MANT with. Skill issue on your part bro, everyone said to horde clocks.
>>569817174Because I don't want to smell like cum when I wake up?
>>569817248sex with my punny wife luna chan
>there are anons whose cum has a scentnice diet. just eat better.
>>569816990>58159928slotted in the other curry for fun (no gw or anything)WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. GAPED IN REAL TIME
>>569817062fusu
>>569817305
>>569817391Yours has as well, once it starts getting crusty and dries out, you filthy turd
>>569816662I've rarely done it. The only times I did it were when I'm listening to ASMR to simulate the experience and for the immersion, and when the ASMR is with the tag of submissive man. I'm not sure if it's unhealthy or not never paid much attention to it. Should be normal though tbdesuUMAMUSUME
>>569816990I feel like Chicken LittleBecause my sky has fallen...57094490
>>569817270why not
an umamusume ear slap can break your skull
>>569817563This is how I want to die
>>569817270I like it when you smell like cum though... it smells like... home.
>>569817252is it against other players or just vs computers? cause if its vs shitty A+ computer umas 3x FR makes a lot more sense
>>569817428
>>569817270if you ate more fruit your cum would both smell and taste better
>>569817631pffft. cum doesn't have a smell. women are lying when they pretend like they can smell it.
CUMASUME
roommate stole my cum towel again
Tasting your cum is gay
>>569817665>taste forgot that teio poster are unironic hyper mega ultra faggots and probably trannies
So what other front cards come after Speed Maru and Wit Bobo that are mandatory?
>>569817738FUARKK don't expose me, nigga.
>>569817664
I only masturbate on my bed when I'm watching VR porn with my onahole on hand otherwise you're supposed to goon in front of your computer.
>>569816385sowwy bwo, no clue found it in one of these threads
cum doesn't have a smell retards
Dober can definitely tell when her trainer has bust a nut right before training though
>End Oguri and Inari are dueling>Now We're Cruisin!>Looking bad for Oguri>oops Curren is out in Front>Triumphant PulseEVER DISTANCEEVERY SURFACEEVERY STYLE
holy FUCK i have an erection
>>569817804>>569817828>they never got curious about their cum's taste >never researched how to improve the taste You anons aren't adventurous
>>569817930Dober WOULD say this.
>>569817975but I have a laptop so I can goon from the bed very easily, that's how this habit happened anyway
>>569818124I'm glad you're recycling it
>>569817957
whoops I thought he said it does have a smell
>>569818106All those velocity skills are wasted or way less effective?
>>569818056all umas can tell that, how do you think they can tell when you are cheating them?
>>569817975I simply cannot jack off sitting in front of my computer unless I'm impaired with alcohol. It makes me feel indescribably retarded
>>569818124There is no point in considering the taste if no one will ever taste it
>unfunny cum discussion and random furfag spam[-]
>>569818124Cum isn't food, teiobwo...
>>569816662i only jerk off in bed, but i don't have that standing up erection problem.>>569817000just clean yourself up? do you not clean up after you jerk off when not in bed?
>>569818235Carryover since they activated before acceleration started, therefore you start your acceleration on a higher floor compared to normal.
100%EZ AS
>>569817519The Sky rises84669532>>569817426What the FUCK is that image
>>569818023>t. anosmiac
>>569818191I want more art of her with BueBue is very cute and precious
>>569818297V please
>>569818359what image
Sprint? Oguri Cap.Dirt? Oguri Cap.Mile? Oguri Cap.Medium? Oguri Cap.Long? Oguri Cap.She just does everything.
>>569818390Go and demand more then, on xitter.
>trying to make an S med End OguriITS BEEN A WEEK ALREADY LET ME OUT OF THIS HELL AAAAAAAA
>>569817262ryancho...
>>569818243I thought when my trainee found myself busting inside Marvey's womb and passionately kissing her while we hugged for hours was a tellThe smell thing is creepy
>>569818503Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>569818359>Running Seiun Sky not as end closerlol
>>569817738>>569818023It's because you cannot smell your own semen's smell or it has become normal for you, but cum in fact smells. Do not ask me how I knew this.
>>569818369I never once had the kung flu thougheveralbeit
Fine motion bros...
sex with teio
>>569818695>oshi gamers be like
>>569818359
i'm glad the mares don't have to see this...
You guys join lobbies too fast
>>569818297You are just upset because you can't cum
>lobby drama again[-]
>>569818676I'll be able to confirm this for myself soon enough
>>569818795You're too slow
>>569818359Seiun was supposed to stop the Pace menace....87874284
>>569818561dont worry bwo. i have better luck winning b finals than i do a finals
>some people still trying to convince me to pull for throneWhy should I?
>>569818676it only smells if you don't do a good job of cleaning yourself after and also you don't shower for at least another day. then it smells like maple syrup.
>>569818969what people
>>569818962it's okay, I'm a B finalist too
>>569818898why is she looking at me like that
A self respecting man knows the taste of his seed, curiosity is a normal human emotion
>>569818969shutthefuckupyoulyingfaggot
What's funny about this is that I've become so desensitized with Teiobros that I'm not even shock anymore reading their posts
>somehow managed to worm my way into A finalsFuck, its gonna be 3rd isn't it.
Why is V sperging out again
jong?
I hope one day we get American umas. Go For Wand and Bayakoa would be amazing careersIn 1989:>Go For Wand won Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies>Bayakoa won Breeders' Cup Distaff>Go For Wand got the Eclipse award "American Champion Two-Year-Old Filly">Bayakoa got the Eclipse award "American Champion Older Female Horse"In 1990:>Go For Wand got the Eclipse award "American Champion Three-Year-Old Filly">Bayakoa got the Eclipse award "American Champion Older Female Horse">They faced each other in Breeders' Cup Distaff >That happened>Bayakoa never won again and retired 3 races after thatPic is Bayakoa bc that dumbass ran with her tongue out like a dogalso here's the link of that race:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgdF4oe9JdA
at this point room host should just save that set of 6 umas as practice partners and just run practice mode rooms
>>569818795It's 2 faggots joining every single lobby instantly. Don't even bother trying to join a lobby unless umama is banned
Teiobros are either the most based posters in this thread or the most disgusting deranged animals, there is no inbetween.
I need a Hakucocku replay of this one40791506
WEIIIIIIII
I HATE GENTILDONNA
>>569819292thanks for hosting
>>569818676All I know is your diet directly affects the viscosity of your sperm
>>569818731Taishin keeps stealing her wins, man...
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>569819337dont say that....
Why is the staygoldtranny still here shitting up the thread
>>569819319
>>569819548GAY
>>569819337>
Rare uma
>>569819217Oh yrah I was gonna grind ranked all afternoon today but I forgot... anyway coming up in a bit then!
>>569819548STRAIGHT
>>569819337
>>569819513Stop trying to make me like Ines by putting her next to Natie and Joudan.
>>569819337Back to the cuck chair, Verxina
>>569819337many are saying this
give me mares or give me death
>>569819550do NOT hand mirako the phone when ordering food
>>569819117i actually thought being curious about your seed's taste is normal>>569818989It has a distinct smell that I can't explain but normally you wouldn't be able to smell your own even if you smell it closely>>569819356That and taste. Too much caffeine and alcohol in general is bad for your seeds
Oh.I didn't actually expect to roll her, especially not in a single roll. I'm happy. One off my wishlist.
>>569818934>>569819292PHEW23969340
Here you go jongies, come get some.Majsoul Friends Room 29631(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29631
isn't it kinda weird that umas are willing and, often times, enthusiastic meat eaters?
>>569819778damn that's good advice i'll go do that
>>569819932>Wedding Curren>Wedding Grooveyou don't have to censor Umama's name you know
>>569819912>digitan is a cardrollerUmarollers BTFOd
why is nobody running vodka on the mile race
The sex update will save global, be patient.
>>569819513had sister and her friend walk in on me singing this song with my headphones on when I was 15 and I still get made fun of for it
>>569819285We have the cum eater, Teioslug, the one that "fake humped" with his friends during his childhood, the NTR enthusiast, Teio rageposter, the fatfucks. What more Teioposters am I missing
>>569819986There are no true obligate herbivores
>>569819171What was your team?
>>569820036She is too sexy. Most players find it too difficult to pay attention to game mechanics while training her, and there is danger that the phone will become damaged by ejaculate.
>>569819778I love my Shichii'm using random umas because i fucking refuse to grind trackblazer and get a good ace
>front maruzen (normal, not summer) with Mile A, 1149 speed, 1056 power, only spring runner>misses angling, unique is obviously useless, no speed carryover on the final corner, no skills at all>pace brian with Mile S, 1200 speed, 1018 power, and lone wolf right behind her, even activates budding blossom>maruzen, only maybe 1 and a half or 2 lengths ahead, somehow creates a lead and keeps gaining more and more distance she rides all the way to the finish lineThis is a clown show game where nothing makes sense and I'm getting tired of it.
>>569820145The teio brat slut poster
>>569819986How come?
>>569819912Those cards aren't in global yet
>>569820147Cunnilingus
>>569820237based
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Mambros...
>>569820258It's not.
trannycorder slain
>>569820126gotta lean into it, anon. when they make fun of you for it, start singing it immediately AND dancing.
>>569819778why are women like this?
>>569820126>and I still get made fun of for it
>>569819778>you're always so stiffoh you noticed...
>>569820036i've seen a few gutsmaxxed vodkas but no wins. all the usual late-surger gambles, maybe ignited PWR, and straightaway/corner accel being viable should have made her an option. i imagine even the f2p/low-spend players are flooded with 3* to choose from these days.
>>569820347stay hydrated, family
>>569820347she stole my water...
>>569820479rip ur soundpost
>>569819932"The problem with being faster than light is that you can only ever live in darkness" - Seiun Sky80694707
the gyaru virus must infect all
>>569820631Tell your class rep, or someone from the disciplinary committee
>>569820036Lates are utter garbage because of the way this track works. They also can't stack accels like they could last CM, or can next CM.
>>569820656the image on its own still works so ehits super old, one of the early badges
>>569820693she looks like daphne from scooby doo
>>569820020It's a courtesy
>>569820693must breed her
is 400 lb teiobuhi still alive?
>>569820848That one turned out to be fake, a sad day for Teiobuhis.
>>569820693Why did they make Daphne from scooby doo into an uma?
SO RE WA
>>569820968TEMU OPERA O
image limit aler-awww
Tamamo Cross is fast
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DON'T. DO NOT. LET. HIM. BAKE.
V SAVE USSSSSSSSS
>>569821121You could say she's lightning fast
Imagine a single /uma/ thread without images. Paradise
FUCK YOU CHIYOTRANNY
SHOOTERS SHOOTBAKERS BAKE
my trainee chokes me...
why is no stopping me never proccing
>>569821253>>569821253>>569821253
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Maybe the trick is hidden in that left-handed loop you're in.
SEA V tongues my anus
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>>569821229Cause you stopped
>>569819246tongue slut
