Previous: >>569821253>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>569840472finals status?
Your thoughts on Spe-chan's armpits?
>>569839956maybe
>>569840692ero
>>569840636>1/5>1/5>0/5>then out of fucking nowhere 4/5 qualifying me for A FinalsMake it make sense
can we keep the ERP to the last thread? (unless it's directed at me then it's fine).
>>569840692>>569840812Less carrots for Spe-chan please...?
I am no pussy
>haha rape sex breed (uma) haha I will totally do all these things to a girl hahagrow up
>>569840671god I love salted butter so much its so fucking tasty holy SHIT
>>569840692Let's go go!
>>569840852good stuff anon! I think I only went 3-2 with two tickets IN TOTAL, so got pretty lucky too
>>569840891I've got a carrot for Spechud
>>569840895Nishino pussy...
Special Wife
>>569840907you first spe cel
I drank a glass of coke for the first time in like a year and holy shit it's tasty I still remember pepsi being better but I'm back to not drinking soda for the next couple of months/years
>>569840636lucked into A finals running my TT team also I love Air Groove.
why are you still playing this kusoge? what keeps you going?
>>569841116I drank prebiotic pepsi straight for a week
>>569841167GL mite b fun
>>569841167it's funI downloaded PoE2 again after the update and after 5 hours I was bored and went back to uma, kinda addicted to it
>>569841212Prebiotics are a meme
>>569841130BASED AND RARE GROOVE ENJOYER>>569841167fun, what else
>>569841167I run for danchou because danchou runs for me
>Want to give Kawakami a CM victory>Try to train her>She fucking beat me every fucking raceWtf why this is happening to me?
>>569841396Which club so I can ditch mine and join yours next reset
>>569841167My daughter hasn't been released yet.
>>569841167I like taking care of people and umas are magical fantasy creatures that always exhibit personal development when you put effort into them.
>>569841442Rebricked
>>569841167THE TORTURE IS ALMOST OVER, I CAN'T GIVE UP NOWBesides the only other game I regularly play is Hearthstone
UG5 wasted on no Mile S
>>569841510PFFFF HAHAHAHAHA, BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR ANON THAT WAS GOOD
>>569841478>>569841059>>569840907>>569840891>>569840812>>569840692Cute fatty!
>>569840636MADE IT
>>569841396must be nice to not be in mambo
>>569841167it's actually fun when you don't slave to max out your borrows and distance S and fast learner x3 every CMwish I'd had a shot of the 5 or 6 E+s I had from daily runs
>>569841362Her wedding alt spooked me first roll and I am a firm believer that you don't choose your oshi, your oshi chooses you.
Fucking mile>>569840636All those all pacer? How did you manage to get 3 wins?
>>569841510Why are you putting false words in my mouth? You are of the Synagogue of Satan and I demand you get behind me
>>569841615
>>569841167I unironically like being a man who can be a good role model for younger women
>>569840636Of course I made it to A finals like I always do I'm no shitter
>>569841167i find the characters compelling
I miss him...
>>569841705please don't encourage the whale room spammer, or possibly the guy that's larping as him
>>569841615She's hungry
>>569841613god I love City and her retarded friend
>>569841167There's no other raising sim in the market
>>569840852this image is so fucking funny, will be literally me tomorrow whether I luckshit 1st (I won't, only did 11/40 in Round 2) or coast into 3rd.
>>569840907For me it's>haha googoo gaga play breastfeeding cuddling paizuri marriage marriage kissing I will do all of these things with Super Creek haha
>>569841697you're unironically right about that.......it's not a one-sided relation ship AT ALL>>569841705FUCK mile!!!they're all different styles, since as you say pace is mega brickedfrom left to right: front, end and pace
>>569841809How many brothers have we lost... we need a full list after mantslop is over
>>569841772I'm a shitter and I also always make it to A Finals
>>569841615I have a love-hate relationship with fatty. Her i hate her in every official art, but i find her pretty in fan arts
>>569841848I want a Creek nursing handjob.
>>569841167simple
>>569841848Someone's upset they didn't find out Super Creek is infertile until after the marriage
>>569841829
>>569841167I like the story and characters plus I like making aces and TT umas.
>>569841167Name a better game released in the last 5 years that is not woke slop, doesn't have piss paint everywhere telling you where to go, and has interesting mechanics that make you use your brain. Nothing released lately is worthy of my time more than Umamusume
>>569842160factorio space age
>>569841917no a one-sided relationship is what we have
>>569841945It affected everyone. Even in my small A club our danchou posted a message saying "yeah the MANT burnout is real, but thankfully it affected everyone and not just us so we didn't lose rank"
>>569842078sounds like (You) problem, I gave Super Creek all these and more are on the way
>>569841167Sunk cost and gambling addiction
>>569842234meaning?
>>569842160Sons of the Forest
>>569841809He married Almondanchou and got her pregnant I hate him that's why they left /uma/
>>569842287This is everyone's answer if they were being honest
>>569841917The game decides what I get and I am at peace with that. I will keep loving mares and having fun with it regardless.Good luck in finals!
>>569841167vodka wife
is groundwork meaningless on runaway or still relevant?
>>569842372Lucky Almondanchou..
>>569842372I choose to believe this is real
>>569841167I love this franchise and everything it represents, I love how they take themselves seriously and respect IRL horse history, I LOVE UMAS, I love music, I love keiba weekends, and I love my dacchis with whom I share all of it.Even when game repeatedly keeps stomping my balls and spiking my blood pressure, its still worth it.
>>569842360forget i said anything i'm scared of women
>>569842392thank you dacchi and good luck to you too!>>569842449you still want it>>569842504cute!!
>>569842372>the Almondanchou birth vids
>>569840636A finals here, almost didn't think I'd make it after how Day 1 went (2-1-2-2 and 0 Biwa wins) but my whole team swung back with a vengeance today (3-4-3-5), with all three snagging 5 wins apiece with a 5-win set to top it all off.
why are you pretending to be somebody else
I'd genuinely be the worst trainer ever. I'd fatten every girl I'd ever be given
>V Schizo bakes>Anti-NTR schizos gone>/uma/ goes on as usualnyoooooooticing
>>569842504Did you know you can enjoy all those things without playing the game
>>569842504>I love how they take themselves seriously and respect IRL horse historyWell except s1 of the show where they just blatantly made shit up that didn't happen
>>569842504incredibly based doberanon
>>569842209>spagesecond worst factorio overhaulat least raised rails are good when they aren't hiding everything behind them
>>569842640Aren't we all?
>>569842732yeah but the base game was released more than 5 years ago and it had to fit
>>569842372how come AI sluts arent being marked by the anti JP schizo, why only the NTR and fusu faggots?
>>569842562if finemo had a dublin accent i would lose to her so hard
>>569842668That's what Rednu is doing and some idiot gave him 300 dollars worth of subscriptions
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>wrote out a real response to a question last thread without noticing there was a new thread bakedi hate this
How cucked do trainees with female torenas feel?
>>569842942Not a lot because they can choose which trainer to steal from their opponent umas
>>569842889Smart
Finally free from Fuji and her steaks.Show me what have you been doing for CM15 I wanna copy your secret strats.CM15 room142412391424123914241239
>>569842904why do endfags always get ignored by this post?It's almost as if...
non stop uma sex
Win rates?Suzuka did better than I thought she would. Felt the most consistent at holding the lead if she got it.
>>569843029I'm entering my CM12 aces and no one can stop me
>>569842676I Spe doesn't want Suzuka I can have her
>>569842754it's not my fault I had plastic surgery performed on me so I could be a body double for my Boss
>>569843029I still haven't done my borrows today, so my sweepy is pretty scuffed
>>569843037With Amazon?
>>569842823Schizos make no sense, big news>>569843101Is this fucking Face Off?
>>569842942Sol Badguy and Ky Kisuke love (platonically) Riko so not as much as you'd think
>>569842904why does the helios tranny keeps spamming this every thread?
>>569843032endGODS are on the always interact list (in progress)
>>569842942teenage girls with older female coaches don't even fathom the feeling of "cucked."
>>569843039post your uma and skkills too
my oldest uma image? it's this
I need umanko
>>569842504>I love how they take themselves seriously and respect IRL horse historylmao if they took themselves seriously, they wouldn't have gutted McQueen design so hard IRL McQueen was buff and savage af. Big dude alternated between being a chill guy and intimidating other horses in his racing days.
>>569843189Suddenly makes the list a lot less reputable You guys need to stop pretending you're based chads for using daring strike
>check up last thread>actually MANT is fun and takes skill unlike clicking on big rainbows >when MANT is all about getting big rainbows during summeryeah, the Stockholm syndrome is kicking in
>>569843171and I love (romantically) Riko so it's all covered
>>569843096No I mean things like Pasa running in races she explicitly didn't irl, she wasn't there at the race where Suzuka broke her leg
>>569843208based
>>569843272dumbass I liked it from day 1
>>569842676S1 has the same problem as a lot of the early uma stories where they didn't know what they were doing and/or didn't have permission to use all the umas they needed to (and for the game they can't exactly make up a placeholder)
>>569843039It's not a lot but it makes me happy that I got to A finals with a meme cute team
>>569843264Thanks for your input but I'll now stop interacting with frontniggers
>>569843301Stego wasn't invented yet prease undastandu
>>569843101>>569843167what a thing to say
>>569843349>everyone who points out ends are brainless retards who soak up free wins shit are front fans>Not pace/late players who are stuck in the fucking ditch
This is 2 speed 2 guts 2 wits.Why do guts cards hate guts so much?
>>569843101you can't make up shit like this
When all is said and done, I just want you to
>>569843039bad but we made it so all is goooood
>>569843382
>>569843272there will always be le contrarians
>>569843341Why does Chiyo have a higher winrate than her mom?
>>569843189This is still one of my favorite images
>>569843452Lewd
Someone in an earlier thread asked to post Inari BTFOing Tama-chan in the Legend Race, here you go.
is MANT over yet?
>>569843101Venom?
reading last thread made me like girls again
>>5698436102 more weeks
>>569843474Umama...
>>569843619Quote the specific posts that made that possible I need that so hard now
>>569843619Wtf did he mean by this
>>569843620me out of frame, looking at my precious ogu
>>569843474>curren has overwhelming lead pressure in rooms for some reason>kept denying my scarlet 1st>in rounds she's jobbing catastrophically>my same scarlet that was jobbing to curren has a 38% wr in roundsWTF does curren have a hidden bonus when she's trying to steal scarlet's trainer or something?
>>569843586Here's City as well
ThroneKnightGlory
>>569843101you're a legend in the eyes of those who race on the battlefield
>>569842160Modded Starcraft>>569841167I am a gambling addict.>>569842732>Complaining about railsJust make them further away from your stuff
>>569843771IsFuckingWorthless
>>569843753god she's so...
>>569843815>someone's playing cosmonarchy toowhat the fuck
>>569840636Nobody here actually couldn't make Finals A... right?That'd be soooooooo embarrassing....AhThis is the most I've cared about a CM in so longIf I don't get Platinum...Ahhhhh....
>>569840636A finals but I had to sell my soul and use a ringer.
>>569843828pixelated?
>>569843452Shoutout to black hair mob umas.Shout May NameWicked LadyTudor Gardengotta be one of my favorite genders.
>>569843742I legit have no clue I was looking at other fronts too but they have about the same midrace so it legit makes 0 sense, are you running 2 greens + ttl? might be thinking that's the problem...like gw whiffing at times but that's the only thing I can think of
>>569843320s1 also had the problem that it leaned into goofball antics too much and a lot of characters that started there are to this day not taken seriously enough.
>>569843208accessed 17 minutes ago huh
>>569843870Don't get too uppity
Nishino flower might be the biggest gaslight ive ever seenher unique LITERALLY DOES NOT WORKShe's shit as an ace, AND all the parent gaslights were retarded too because who would want to inherit such a shitty skill?
>>569843872noI can't say how I feel she might be here...
>>569841809Why didn't /Uma/Clubchou save him...
>>569843815This surprised me, I felt like everyone including the pros switched to the remaster since unlike WC3, they didn't botch the visuals in SC
>>569840636Groove's tits looking very delish
how are you guys not basing your comps off hakuraku yet
>>569843320>and for the game they can't exactly make up a placeholderi thought there were a couple careers later on where they did actually use a prototype then replace her later with the real horse when they got permsi sure don't remember whose careers those were though, and i want to say it was like year 3/4? so pretty late
>>569843943YADA
>>569843925
>>569844027I gave up installing that program because>github
the umas are asleepit's safe to say I actually love ningen women
>>569843870it's about timeyour pasa is strong and seiun is an auto win if she keeps 1st placelet's get it
>>569844068>>569843437I will have sex with that uma
>>569843878shoutout to mob umas in general they're very cutei know it won't ever happen but i kinda wish there was a side mode where you could train a generic with random bases
>>569844061
>>569843881My scarlet has almost everything
>>569844027I'm just too lazy to use it for that specific purpose>>569844091>He refuses to use github, or can't deal with itLmao?
>>569844027I could but I'm not a sheep
>>569844068
>>569843029Results. >sweepy enjoyersVery based. I hope people bring runaways to make fronts collapse, thanks for joining.
Is Cheer Halo skill core for End?
>>569843906>Vodka has seven G1>she only serves as Daiwa's cock sleevewhat did they mean by this
>>569844276Only if late-race starts on the final straight
So, did you win?
posting while laying on my stomach and kicking my feet and twirling my hair around my finger rn
>>569843039Unchanged from yesterday after another 14-6 day
>>569844365I gave up on this CM a long time ago, I'll just focus on getting the next one perfect
>>569844394odd thing for a bald ojiisan to do
>her retirement race is about to happenany other frontbros hoping she wins? I went to end it on a kino note
>>569844091it's a website>>569844216it only takes like 5 minutes of analysis
>>569844096based!
Man, I never see her during CMs. Even Jordan seems to appear more. Heck, I've not only seen but LOST to a Bakushin today. Mambros, your response?
>>569844234thanks for hosting! gonna be fun once more anons get their aces done
One Fast Learner away from 16K URA
Rate my team going into final front bros
>>569844491>it only takes like 5 minutes of analysisI really don't care enough t b q h f a mI do my funny dailies, and refuse to give a serious shit for CMs beyond trying to get into A Group of seal clubbing hour.Said seals being myself and others.
>>569840636Group B FinalsI barely put any effort into this CM so I don't really care
>>569844580fair enough
We're all A finalists here
>>569844508white woman jumpscare
please buy sympathy so my groundwork will proc
>>569844547She is a Late with a recovery for a unique she is quite possibly as close to unusable this CM as possible
>>569843221She wouldn't say that.
>>569844575>bourbonigger>smarunigger>another front1/10, sovless hack
Frontnigger meta making me consider dropping the gameWhen is it supposed to end
>>569844674It should work on 3 umas fuck that skill
>>569844848just buy gold sympathy
>>569844476How could any 7 year old boy see this coming down the turf and not cream his boxers?
>>569843865Paused the game and started looking at gameplay tips.One of them said you could bind control groups to R,T,F,G,V,B. I was using 3-7 for the command center and production structures and it was killing me, far more comfier to have those to the right of your "main" hotkeys.Play TRENCHES if you haven't.https://litter.catbox.moe/a6foly.mp4>>569844575better than mineEXPLODE
>>569844575What are you usually losing to? Other fronts?
>>569844775sexooooooooooooo
>>569844827never, and that's a GOOD thing you need enemies to beat
>>569844827it's only bad because you see the same 3 umasbut people are too afraid to use anything else so what can you do
>>569841167I don't play, I just farm cute uma pictures from the threads
>>569844827>struggling against fronts when pace and end have been beating them since foreverKWAB
>>569844924ends of course
>>569844640
>>569844121The ubiquitous Taishins make me nervous Taishin (& Cheer Halo but those aren't very common from my experience) are the only Ends which could catch up to meThere's almost guaranteed to be one of them in finalsThere's also other Fronts with midrace to worry aboutI'm less worried about that but the demonic trio of SMaru/Falco/VBobo are so common for a reason...My general WR this CM was 52.5% Barely better than a coinflip...
kingu's sweaty aromatic body + my tongue
>>569844950>people are too afraidThey're not, technically. The issue is that every zoomer under the sun can't resist the urge to metafaggot every single game possible. Random shooter? GIMME THE META GUNs+SET UP!Racing game? GIMME THE BEST CAR+SetUp!etc etc
>>569844827>Frontnigger meta making me consider dropping the gameYour oonige with everything on early+midrace?
>>569844975you are not beating chocolate robot with a pace this CM my dude
>>569844986Why only 60 races
>>569844924Sometimes but usually ends
>>569845078But you will with End retarded nigger
>>569844950katsuragi ace so cute
>>569844827next cmwe're going back to pump + moving past late gamble KINO
>>569844898I love Neo Uni
>>569845147bitchgahh whatever...I need to brush
>>569842590post them
>>569843815how do you mod starcraft
>>569845005nvm you've convinced me
>>569845207what the hell
>>569840636I am a seal clubbing seals and that's my fate for running pace/late
>>569845201you neglected to mention that it's another hog-or-lose cm thoughbeit
bwos... i failed her...
>>569844803>>569844803BE NICE TO MARUZENSKY THIS IS HER FINAL CM BEFORE SHE RETIRES FROM THIS GAME
>>569845067can you actually raise a blocker oonige this chanme in aoharu? between the statline and wanting all the early/midrace skills
>>569845321based team lineup guy...hellosprint will be butter
MayanoTopGun
>>569844827Friend, things are still gonna get much worse with the SMaru cardThat's why you shouldn't be afraid to grab a XOguri and 2 doms next CMFrontkeks will always screech regardless when another position gets them to actually fight for the win
>>569845250them
>>569845440GIANTPEDOFILE
>>569845321how's your vodka working out? what's her setup?
>>569843039Seiun is my best late game performer, she never lost if she got Angling, but the issue is that her mid-game is lacking and she can't win against other fronts. Cursed run that did not get any Mile hints like Productive Plan etc. Couldn't justify to bother remaking her with Taiki card without 50 RB. Should have borrowed Chocobon parent for her instead of Pasa, but I was too lazy.SMaru is my premier choker, I think 777 was too greedy and she keeps jobbing in late race to Ends.Daiwa is cope body just to fill up slots, because I don't have other better options. Fast Learner run with unlucky hints, Kita cucked me. Same as SMaru, jobs to Ends.
>>569845345hoguri is a pain but isn't invincibleyou can make gods bleed with enough luckthis is the essence and joy of the late gambler
>>569845275Neo Uni’s alt is a “Support” unit, wherein both her skill evolutions buff your entire team
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (8/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569845251very carefullyIIRC it's some injection method to fuck with the exe file that's usually employed by malware developers, which causes window defender to pick up and delete the game's executable>>569845383Probably? Just look at the top runaway 2 end team you can fetch all your midrace off Taiki Shuttle's lv5 hints
>>569845484>>569844827>he thinks fronts are bad NOW>When we're about to enter OONIGE: the scenarioOH YOU POOR POOR ANONSFLAT WILL RULE THIS GAME
Went from +4 days of sacrificing a McQueen for the daily to doing 3 careers in a row.
I finally got 10 plushies...
>>569845583more like FATI understand why they made Suzuka without breasts, she would be way too strong with them. Also this artist revived my interest in mini-GTS, it's a complicated feeling
>>569845383I actually ran into a blocker today. VBourbon passed her about a third of the way into the mid race.
>>569845764Weird dog
>>569845765What the fuck I must impregnate Shakur now...
>>569845583>oonigeWon't quadruple ASE enabled by SGolshi deal with it? Honest question
>>569845583that doesn't look very flat...
is THE ZONE just their Guts stat actually doing its job?
>>569845714me too but it's because I'm doing URA runs for fuji instead of MANT for CMwhen I'm done with fuji I'll be back to daily Es
>>569845730i'll never get that achievement because i hate doing the minigame
>>569845765I fucking love Air Shakur
>>569845815Not really, stam spending of oonige has always been super overblown, and more importantly ASE will whiff a nige
>>569845793Flat Suzuka IS stronger. Big breasts don't work with her.
>>569845765you ARE pulling for Shakute, right anon?
>>569845857No it's when all the wit checks proc at the perfect time
>>569845765>>569845906holy SEX
>>569845815ASE has a range and a debuff Natie is never getting close enough to hit it on a super niger
>>569845815Can't be hit by ASE if you just RUNThe key to killing an oonige is to run your own.
>>569845730Explode
>>569845403Hiya.Here's hoping. I didn't get Wedding Curren so I hope the OG can serve me well like she did in the last Sprint.>>569845512Before I got knocked down to Group B, she was the only one getting me two wins.I had two Vodkas (guts heavy one, pic-related) and 2spd2guts2wits and decided to run the guts heavy one to see the results. The buff from dueling was stronger than expected, there were plenty of times where she just got locked in 5th but several moments where she just rocketed from like 7th to 2nd or 1st.Also had spring runner so the uncapped speed felt a little less bad (but still rough)
I noticed all these time training non-mile umas winning OP races only gives you 20% horns. I always thought it was 60% since all the icons look the exact same
>>569845815>Palmer with gold heal in her ult and Suzuka who gets a gold heal from the new scenario linksure thing bro
cease the Suzuka propaganda don't make me unlock her with star pieces
>>569845991a tail of two cities
>>569845201Shichi would totally do that
>>569844150they really should let you train mob umas. 0* rarity, no unique skill, no innate skills, base D in all aptitudes so you functionally have to use your sparks to get the terrain length and style you want to run as AND need inspo luck to get them competetive, base stat total 350. for comparison, bakushin 1*'s BST is 400 and 5* is 550would be cool to let you play as an underdog other than urara.Not random tho. I wanna customize my trainee's appearance within the limits of mob options, . I've played mmos for 20 years and playing dressup with your character is always a big chunk of the fun. It'd be great if winning careers on mobs could unlock more customization options too.
>>569845583>>569845853STOP GIVING FAT TITOYOTAS TO FLAT UMAS I'M GONNA C
It's B Finals 3rd place for me.
I've been spooked by almost every relevant front but all my actual favorites are late/end
>>569846023neat. i'm surprised you weren't running completely dry on stam, though maybe that's what was keeping her stuck in fifth. you got multiple heals or is that actually just enough for a 1600 late? also not capping power on a late feels weird. guts good i guess
>>569846158mmmnyo
>>569844827I don't mind a variety of fronts even if life is difficult. Seeing Seiun/Bourbon every single match is what makes things suck.
who asked
>>569845490
>>569846329MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>569846307Quadro Turbo...
>thought maruzensky was going to retire from THE META 6>Realize she's just swapping from ace to support cardWho's taking her ace spot?
If you don't roll for all of your oshi's alts, is she even your oshi?
>>569846241EXPLODE
>>569846456I used the paid ticket on her.
>>569846456>can't use her on turf anymore>barely better for dirtidk man can't I just wait for the parade one?
>>569846453You'll have to think from then on
>>569846453once oonige is let out of jail
>>569846453Suzuka.>>569846623>implying oonige abuse requires thinking
>>569846453VBourbon
>>569846453Suzuka
>>569846617Oh some alts have different affinity? Never realized that, any notable ones in global yet/soon?
>>569846609
>>569846079
PREDICT HOW THE GAME WILL SHAFT ME 1. NO GROUNDWORK (50% CHANCE PER CAREER BTW)2. NTR DECIDES ITS HER DAY OFF & I GET SCREWED OUT OF FCM3. NO RAINBOWS UNTIL SENIOR YEAR
>>569846761He too was a cute and fluffy horse. Glad he had a good retiremement life
>>569846758NY Urara has Mile A in kit and CG Oguri has medium B but long A like Grass
>>569846617I'm not rolling on camping dober. Og is better most of the time and the racing outfit looks better anyway.
>all of the scenario link characters are frontswow you guys weren't fucking kidding about next scenario LMFAO
>>569846709wife
>>569846709The Matikanes are pretty cute, just like their umas
>>569846912Giving Concentration to every fronts is fucked up
My favorite front Agnes Tachyon
>greeted by Teio todayWhat an awful day.
>>569846912Sorry anon, frontrunning is the most romantic style and there is definitly a frontfag lead dev/manager.
>>569846820Stop expecting bad outcomes when you get blessed with good fortunes, we will all make it. I believe, good run incoming.
>>569846758some do, but in falco's case future versions of falco LITERALLY LOCK HER ULT TO DIRTabsolutely retarded if you ask me, I really dislike future uma design where every released uma is like "MEDIUM TOKYO RACECOURSE ONLY" or "SPRINT WITHOUT CORNERS ONLY"
>>569846912>Agnes Tachyon>FrontYou'd wish maybe then she would be useful
>>569846301I never noticed her stamming out from the races, usually she just got left in the dust by Fronts or a Endguri / Taishin blasting past her. Or she probably got blocked because she's dumb. It was definitely just the benefit of guts helping her not gas out as bad as she should have, I took no recoveries.Either way it was a good lesson for piloting guts decks. Definitely requires more patience in MANT than I have
fuck how much longer until wit bourbon the secondI want frontkeks to stop complaining about groundwork
>>569847083Man Suzuka is so perfect...
>>569847014You have to run a dog shit wit card to get it
>>569846912>a f2p card is going to give all fronts TTL and Concentration?????????????
>>569847157
>>569847168literally every front except kitasan is running it anyway
>>569847168You are running her anyway gwo
>>569847058They did that for Falco, because she was a true menace on turf. Easy to mutate too. Shame, would have been cool to get the roundest umadol on turf too.
>you're finals uma gwo
>>569847332based, I hope they win
>>569847168>dog shit wit card
>>569847332Yo thats based. Urara is the cutest uma anyway.
>>569847058>SPRINT WITHOUT CORNERS ONLYkino
>>569847332Stronger oshirunner than I amI kneel, I wish I had the cards to do Guts decks
>>569846912is this gonna be a thing where you only get to pick one skill like last scenario?Also, what's this? If this skill is strong then all the front doomposting won't matter
>>569846820>Only 84 stats gained>29 are staminaLooks like you already got shafted
>>569847332She has a pretty goof kit for this CM when you ignore turf G
Stego cute.
>>569846074Am I doing something wrong? Because it does look like she dies in medium and long races
>>569847058It was inevitable they do that, the only alternative for profit (this is a gacha) is direct power creep like we're seeing now. 99% of umas are just strictly outclassed by a few recent ones. I'd have preferenced umas with niches to that.
>>569847536that's a meme gold lane change skill
>>569847332I wouldn't even be madThat nigga and Urara would deserve the win.
>>569847536it's lane legerwhatever
>>569847151You have no idea what you are asking for. What come next is worse.She also has gold frontrunner corners and concentration in kit.
>>569846456my oshi doesn't have any alts
Friendly reminder that front nieghas will make everything they can to prevent you from rolling for Tachyon speed, next scenario is a paceCHUD scenario ooniges ain't shit they suck dick (mine)>>569847536You can type the skill on gametora and see what it is, it's a late surger movement skill with a different name
>>569847728Pick a better oshi
>>569847608turn spot struggle off retard
>>569847726I don't care that fronts are getting strongerI want people to stop shitting up the threads posting about their self-inflicted torture
>>569846456I sparked Gentildonna (half with cash) and her alt (half with cash) so if I don't actually roll for my oshi's eventual alt I might as well not call myself a fan because if I did that for Gentildonna and she's not my oshi, what would that make my oshi if I didn't?
>>569847728Windybro...
>>569847332would you need a lot of money to make this or can this be done completely f2p?
>>569847332i had to dig around in the cord>end Bhey it works
>>569847058Umas with ultimates like these by and large are trash outside of their dedicated CMs and have a short lifespan.Ironically, Year 1-3 Umas are a lot easier to Solo Oshi with since their uniques are generic and you can just make up for a weaker unique with a stronger kit(Still in Love almost killed this but she was shot in the kneecaps)
Is Dodging Danger fine to take on its own?
>>569840472good bread
>>569847332Very nice. I wish I was that good.
>>569847608The ONLY reason ooniges gas out is because their increased stamina drain gets multiplied to silly degrees during Spot StruggleAnd they're NOT Spot Struggling against those inferior ordinary fronts, thus you need another oonige to suicide with them
>>569847726eh shes actually equally good as vbourbononly difference is she doesn't self-cuck with support cards(Also suzuka is better than both)
>>56984789899% of guts decks are gambling with f2p cards + 1 SSR borrow
>>569847521is that light o? that's very goodi'm guessing it doesn't keep the secondary triggers when inherited?
>>569847973dodging danger is actively detrimental on its own because your uma will always wide swing, which means more stamina consumption and a slower finish time
>>569847332i kneel
>>569847332>this Urara alone won more than my entire team this CMI... kneel...
>>569847054>Anon was rightI...I'm sowwy...>>569847547I'm white spark maxxing
>>569847972W-what did they do to SiL?
>>569847972What killed SiL? I'm pretty sure she is still one of the best
why don't ooniggers simply run sprint races and skip needing to train stam?
>>569848116Are your aces at least Ug?
>>569847547/uma/ still thinks blues are priority
>>569848096The videogame didn't give me a 3rd green skill to proc groundwork with tho and I'm tempted to just get it because 2 greens + TTL is a crapshoot
>>569848147>>569848146Fronts got buffed and they've deliberately chosen (and in the case of del mar) created Medium CMs where her unique doesn't work as well as her first CM
>>569848245Pace*
>>569848245weren't fronts shit for quite a long time in JP? outside of the cat
>>569848000yeppersliterally all her skills are relating to straights (plus two forms of groundwork)
>>569848243Consider that If you dont proc TTL your front dies anyway regardless of if she hits groundwork or notits good enoughmaybe grab focus if youre scared
>>569847332
>>569848304They still are. It's a pace/late game for the most part with Ends still having some level of relevance.
>>569847981Naruhodo. So my own bignigger+debuffer, that doesn't sound umazing. Hopefully bignigger becomes really popular so I don't need to make my own. Thanks bwo
>>569847956my End B Brian was my ace until Round 2 where I swapped Sweep (she was S+ and I just wanted a couple wins to see her interviews) for Oguri without Straightaway Spurt... even with that debuff she is now the ace, I guess the Wit penalty barely matters if you're 850+ so I won't bother trying to get an End A Brian for finals (and it's not like I'm going to win even with that)
>>569848148sprints baseline paces are even faster than longer races so the ooniga isn't as strong.
>>569848242AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
b-bronze looks better anyway
>>569848163nyo, all umas on my team are SS, with only one coming up short of SS+
>>569846453I hope you've been grinding out those stars, because Oonige is coming back with GrandLive
>>569848245that just means i can pull her and still be an oshigamer instead of a metafag
>>569848582I got 33 left, am I safe?
>>569846709SHE EVEN HAS THE LITTLE HAT
> 85% win rate> I think I lost to end closers maybe 2 out of the 80 racesDoes the front domination truly dwindle down in later patches, or is it some exaggerated nonsense where they just let the other styles compete?
>>569848335Based Neko. Cant wait to get herI dont train fronts tho
we love fat umas in this general
>>569848646post your characters
>racing game>so you run fastImagine hating fronts
>>569847332give this man a medal he is BUONO!
>>569848673True
>>569848646Fronts get relegated to LoH because they get absolutely shit on in CMs. Most fronts you see in CMs are shit like debuffer Turbo.
>>569848148Early race doesn't last long enough to build a big lead.
why did they put position keep in the gamethis shit sucks
>>569848646They'll eventually get displaced by pace chasers and some other backlines like orfevre unless it's a combo like palmer/halloween mayano/anime kitasan for some longs
>>569848680Oink oink
>>569848630Yeah probably, I don't think GL will be until the middle of July at least
post something sleepy
A finals bros let's all dab on the B cuties
>>569848785AkebonboBouncing on my lap
>>569848634But Makitan has a full-sized hat, it's CB that wears little hats
>>569849019yada
>>569848969BOING
>>569849035ANON SHE'S GONNA BREAK YOUR PELVIS
>>569849025Will rape you in the ass first
>>569846912All of these skills are underwhelming most of the time.>Dirt in body and mindonly useful on a dirt course ofc>ConcentrationJust get lucky>Trackblazer>needing heals for mediums>Come What Maypretty good, but only for mediums.>>>>>Lane LedgermanFor the CMs during grand live, you can get use out of:>Virgo - Oi dirt 2000mAll 4>Libra - hanshin 1600Conc>Scorptio - Kyoto 2200Conc/TB/CWM>Saggitarius - ArimaConc>Capricorn - chukyo 1200Conc>Aquarius - Tokyo DIRT 1600FSA, ConcI miss unity giving everyone NSM and every other skill sucked balls.
>see this pic >>569846709>get interested in my oshi Nishino's seiyuu>google her name Haruna Kawai>jav actress Bwos????????????
>>569849019
>>569849232Good.
>>569843906name a single character in game who doesn't have a goofball scene you faggot
I'm gonna need to know the madman here who actually does the opposite
>>569849491i'm almost tempted now that it'll be used for 2 CMs
>>569849418Me. I'm all business.
fuck triple frontthis is late cm
>>569841167Honestly because I have nothing else to play, and this is the current "thing" I'm into. Once I get over it or found the new hot thing I can get over it pretty easily
>>569849491>witchad iamgefigured i shouldnt pull on it, glad to have it confirmed
>>569849571Just borrow it anon, several bots will be putting it up during the first hour.
>>569849491I thought about it, but the markets gave me a signal to not do it
>>569849328>the longest CM during GL will be Arima at 2500mwhat in the wit and speed spam training is this, a bakushin scenario?
>>569849760As a Luna-wife enjoyer: This.
>>569848131330 SP left brosWhat should I get?Tail Held High (100 SP)A Kiss for Courage (160 SP) Ignited Spirit Wit (140 SP)Victoria por Plancha (160 SP)Mile Straightaways (90 SP)Sunny Days (81 SP)PLEASE SPOONFEED ME & HOLD MY HAND I AM DEEPLY INSECURE ABOUT MYSELF & MY DECISION MAKING ABILITIES
>>569841167I don't know why but cyge gachas have a firm grip around me they scratch a certain itch for me, I am still going to back to GBF sometimes even though I'd never go back to Azur Lane again just for e xample, and uma is pretty good as gachas go
>luna
>>569849491I mean some whale has to pull it in order for everyone else to borrow
>>569849491it makes MANT actually fun for 2 whole THO
>>569845028don't underestimate tamtam, she isn't as consistent as taishin, but mines slayed a few UG fronts
>>569849853How many tries
>>569849853Unlearn ramp up because it's a dogshit skill and THH is way better
>>569849853THHMile StraightsIgnited WIT
>parent run>distance S groundwork all events finished>ace run>none of thatThis game sucks actually.
>>569850003A lotA lottttttt
so why did cygames decides some skills not work at all in some tracks? its a track and its a skill isnt it as simple as skill should activate? why do we need weird ass activation rules?
>>569850073that's how game balance works
>>569849491The best thing about seeing this fucking card in the schedule means we're officially in the 4th corner of MANT
>green texting
>>569849970Tamamo is more erotic
O lord, bless me with more (probably) autistic umas and I shall forever be in your debt.
how long will Smaru be relevant/meta in CMsshould i invest hint tomes on her
https://x.com/_reitaru/status/2060700460408074265?s=20
>>569850276Dead once her card gets released
>>569850273Shiraoki-sama wouldn't do this
>>569850031It is done I'm believing in you Anon...
>>569849952There are botters/scripts for that
AKIKAWAAAAAAAAA
>>569850305Chrono wouldn't do this
>>569850276Don't worry about being stingy with books, we get them at a greater rate later down the road and most umas we have right now are not future-proofed. Play for winning now.
>>569850413>>569850070all those fans without a club
>>569850413any time bwo
Most kissable uma?
>>569850273As shiraoki-sama wills it.
using my authority as a trainer to take advantage of Shichi
>>569850385She absolutely would.
podium to finish a buono day!
>>569850459No club is worthy of a player of my caliber Not oneI am the beginning & the endAlpha & OmegaNobility to my very coreShining like a diamondThe belle of the ball
You hate us because you aren't us
Shiraoki-sama willed it so it's ok
>>569850579
this girl is absolutely allergic to winning by anything more than a nailbitershe's the best
>>569850493Certainly not my beautiful, adorable and smart daughter Sakura Chiyono O.
I wanna do speakable things with Sweep Tosho. I wanna learn magic with her. I wanna ride brooms in the moonlight sky. I wanna brew all sorts of potions and test them out. I wanna get my own wizard robes so I look like her. I want to be taught by her grandmother in the ways of magic. I wanna be her partner in crime, slaying all the evildoers with our combined magical power. And after that's done, I want to go to an ice cream store and get cones that shoot all the way up to the sky and eat them all.
>>569850305Chrono did that with me last night.>>569850442Forcing my tongue into Chrono's mouth
Shiraoki-sama says fuck your trainee
SEXXXXXXXXXX
not looking forward to more mediumslop next CM
>>569850665me on the left
>>569850636
>commander of japan spe might as well be hardcoded to being arima kinen only between Best In Japan + her unique only being 0.25 spd anywhere except nakayama>soon we're getting stuff like falco that doesn't work on non-dirt>only going to get worse in the future with uniques that want the track length to be an exact number, you to be running a specific style, and the planets to be in perfect alignment>all just to sweep one (1) CM (conveniently released right after their banner) before they become irrelevant again foreverNot looking forward to the future bwos...
>>569850607>7Truly Shiraoki-sama is beyond my understanding
>>569849853Tail Held HighMile StraightsNot sure about Ignited Wit, you already got DD and PP combo, what are downsides of also adding Ignited Wit? Upsides?The other option is Sunny Days, but it only gives you more reliable Groundwork proc.Tail Held High and Kiss for Courage as a definitive mid-game combo? Does it beat slight randomness of Mile Straights, because I feel like its somewhat useless in late game for Seiun?
I hope the fall of frontrunners happen soonThey're fun to use and I have so many oshis as frontrunners but they're so bad to train. I'd just retire as a lateGOD gambler
>>569850804KYSChevacchi is gay for Kitasan
Which are the mentally ill umas?
>>569850887your oguri "as in cap" non denominational holiday edition?
>>569850930I can be her Kitasan if she wants...
real talk, if I have corner accel already courtesy of Mr CocknBalls, what's actually the better choice from Guts Bijin's event? pay 20 energy for 30 stats and upgrading CA to CC? or just take the PTO?
>>569850887Roll for umas that work on every track then? How about inherits that help you achieve this?
>>569850930
>>569850887Not a problem for people who prioritize umas they like
>>569851046You always take PTO retard
>>569851046If you like gambling then upgrade if not PTO
>>569851016sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569850887just make your trainee the best she can be
>>569850804beeeg horse
bwos what do I do with my digital hentai collection. If I delete it it just grows back and now I haven't deleted in a year and a half it takes up too much space. Cant even read nor watch everything and yet I'm still hoarding. Can't delete or it grows back but its too annoying to prune and choose too.pic unrelated
>>569851118
>>569850918>but they're so bad to trainhow
>>569851097Corner accel will work 1/10 times at mostIt's a dogshit skill
>>569850887they can only make so many skills until you realize they are all specific speed boostsskills that could interact with the race in other ways would be outrageous
>>569851209come nowit's infinitely easier to train backliners and pacers
>>569850932Fuku and Ticket both have mood disorders, but it manifests differently
>>569850932Opera is a narcissist
i have only just now noticed that the umas you have set for race/upgrade/story all show up in the lobby in front of their relative doorsthat's cute
I personally think you should post some images that emphasizes an Umausume's hips
With the way that idols fans talk about their favourites, I'm actually slightly glad that I'm not a trainer. Imagine knowing that your barely-out-of-highschool trainee is being talked about as if she were a sex toy online. Fucked up.
>>569851046top because i don't want to make yeppers unhappy (for some reason)
>>569851503/jp/ is not the average idol fan
>>569851503does this really happen?
>>569851503the average idol fan is not a disgusting westoid gooner zoomer
>>569851251I know but I'm a firm believer of Corner Connoisseur. ALL IN ON CORNER CONNOISSEUR
>>569851046> -5 yeppers friendship for PTOBricked...
>>569851487
>>569851209breo is RAGEBAITING
>>569851650Grass's ass isn't this fat
>>569851595yes... it's worse... disgusting fat balding unc 30yo boomer...
>>569851503Little does this trainer knowAll the umamusume are talking about their middle aged trainers like they are sextoys on anonymous online training forums...
>>569841167Cute girls are the only thing I have left. Though I feel like I absolutely need to stop caring about CM and TT, and just oshi pull + URA for the rest of eternity.
>>569850887ChiyoGOD still wins CMs with OG Chiyono, a year 2 uma with a barely passable kit.
>>569851686
>>569851503Do failed Trecen idols becomes umaJAV idols?
>How about making a video?
>>569851798I will not be tempted....
>>569851503>With the way that idols fans talk about their favourites, I'm actually slightly glad that I'm not a trainer. Imagine knowing that your barely-out-of-highschool trainee is being talked about as if she were a sex toy online. Fucked up.Female track and field stars know that the people watching them just want to goon but don't give a fuck. The most unrealistic thing about uma musume is that the umas care about what people outside of the bubble of their sport think.
>>569851826>-5/7 friendship
>>569851714N-Nooooo! My innocent trainee would NOT do that
>>569851775If using your favorites worked, XOguri wouldn't be a problem.ChiyoKEK might get lucky here and there, but face the music. Some Umas are born to be winners. Some are born to be second rate.
>>569851714I'm afraid of what my trainee is saying about me, as I know it's nothing good
>>569851802Yes
>>569851714Imagine all the creep shots of tracen trainers floating around online...
>>569851958Gaia Force bros...
>>569851604That decides it. A fellow ricechad won DIRT CM on his mutated HERO because of it. Nothing ever happens. I'm all in.
>>569851714I don't think they are, actually. They don't need to when all they need to do to fuck is just ask. Good luck finding a trainer who'd think twice before dicking down their trainee.
>>569852074Being a trainer is to be in a position of authority and trust over an umamusume.A trainer should NEVER abuse their position and sleep with their trainee.Especially since the trainees arent of age.
Trainer... I-I'll never make inappropriate comments on an anonymous board about wanting to violently use you as a cum pump, lock my legs around you back, impregnate myself and baby trap you so you would marry me and continue to impregnate me well after I retire from racing haha.
are fronts still p2w or will i survive with just 1 ssr
>A trainer should NEVER abuse their position and sleep with their trainee.FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>569852238I want to sniff Rice's asshole
>>569852208>t.
>>569852292Specute
Torena...
>>569852065Based fellow RicechadLETS GO GMABLING
>>569852208Yes, they shouldn't. Doesn't mean that they don't, however. Clearly Tazuna should enforce this rule harder.
>>569851650>>569851798pumping
>>569851714Dia would do this
If the trainer wont fuck the traineeThen the trainee will fuck the trainerSimple as
La bestia
Please stop posting Cheval, the propaganda worked, I'm already going to roll for her, all you're doing at this point is unironically making me sad I can't have her yet.
>2-3>2-3>2-3>2-3It's fucking over.
>>569852473
Maybe it wasn't the right time to queue
>>569852208True except for the last point, most Umas are of age outside of America.
Fucking your trainee senseless puts them in a great mood
So, uh, anyone failed to make the finals today with 0-40?
KIMI TO
>>569852292mating press
>>569852534>Leading the chargeSoulless..He didn't win
>>569852654ISSHO GA ICHIBAN (YAY)
>>569852581>Trainee enters her race prep room with her trainer in a bad mood>Exits in a great mood>Trainer exits absolutely drainedYeah makes sense to me
>>569852715Yeppers he didn't >>569852654HASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOIYUME GA KITTO KANAU NARAANO HI KIMI NI KANJITANANIKA WO SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOURI EEEEEEEEEE
>>569852292You better be prepared then Spechan
>>569852807Trainees are ravenous...
>>569852827The Supreme Commander of Japan.. I kneel.
>>569852469>+0.9 speedIt is what it is
>>569844335how would you know?
>>569852331me on the left
>>569852934Stop dressing like a whore and flaunting your body around the trainees
>>569852914I check the track here https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/You can also put Tracen Cheer and see if the acceleration works.
We fucked
>>569852807>pleasing parfait is a code for "lets have a pleasing quickie before the race"
>>569852469IF LOSING, WIN
>>569852410me on the uh me onme on- me in the middle.
You guys need to come up with new material
>>569852914It literally says it in the description of the skill
>>569852963for your information a kind student recommended these pants to me and she's a model so she knows what she's talking about
>>569853043You need to blow me
>>569853043You need to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh suck my dick?
>>569852989I knowhttps://files.catbox.moe/d9ty3g.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b1woca.png>>569853043Does this girl have umatism?Why is her mouth like that.
>>569853043I need you
>>569852847Chrono wouldn't do this
>>569853043I just came up with some new material iykwim and returned to the thread with mental clarity
>>569853043LET'S GO CARLOS
>>569852995Even Ulala is a horny uma wanting to get dicked down by her trainer?!
>>569853043white woman jumpscaredsymboli kris sexno one here actually wants to be an uma[x] would say and do this
>>569853212
>>569853043No
>>569853386add new answer
>>569853276Urara is unironically however you shape her to be. Peak daughter experience
>>569853435why do you have this saved?
most kino name?
die /uma/
>>569853447Shaping Urara into a horny slut
>>569853484Kumiyabe is kino
we need an Inari One OP
>>569853551who?
>>569853520Maurice
I want to reject my trainee by telling them I've alreduy umapyoi'd with another trainer
>>569853582https://exhentai.org/g/3731308/e1abe102eb/
>>569853520
>>569853276all umas get horny some of them just take a little bit longer to understand why food doesnt please and fill them up anymore
does vborbons ult brick smaru
>>569853702nyo
>>569853652Probably the #1 uma hentai artist. Never seen another artist draw uma porn as much as him. Unfortunate though because Kumiyabe likes NTR...
I checked >>569754152 and they are deleted with different timestamps. Are scat poster and ntrfaggo different ?
>>569853652>NTReh no thanks im not chinese
>>569852619I made it to finals yesterday and went 0-20 today
my balls are empty but my heart is heavy...i have done umapyoi.
>>569853763anon, can we not talk about dumb shit during comfy sea hours
>>569853821you have done it with an uma right?
>Seiun Sky run>get Mile S>get Speed Star while at 200-ish Witthis game loves to mock me
they should make the time between round 2 and finals as long as the initial registration period
I failed to make A finals. I need an uma to hug and comfort me until it goes away.
>>569853702nyo smaru cucks chocobo unless chocobo has an insane lead
>>569853912Need smoochies?
>>569853874umas aren't real I just closed my eyes and tugged one out to a slow burn romance fantasy with one tho
>>569853753>>569853935should've clarifieddoes putting vborbons ult on smaru brick her
>>569853874are you asking if anon fucked a horse?i sure hope anon didnt...
>>569853993Brick in what way? It can proc her unique if that's what you're asking.
>>569853763Yes but the schizo making the collage of these is obsessed with NTRfag and will keep trying to force that narrativeJust hide and press the button Umamusume
>>569854028What's a horse?
>>569853874no...a ningen who was oddly insistent about her hat staying on
>>569852847>>569853409chrono needs to do this to me
>>569853854Half the posts right now are dumb shit thougheverbeit
WE'RE CLOSE TO THE 800K MARK ALERT
>>569853980Chiyono is one of the few characters from this franchise that I legitimately have never considered fucking. She's just cute. She deserves all the headpats and hugs in the world.Honestly this goes for the entire trio of her, Ardan and Yaeno. Just exceptionally adorable creatures.
>>569854078I'm very sorry to hear that, I hope you have alerted the proper authorities about this
>>569854180why's she like bamboo memory so much?
>>569854161>already down to 26k at barely halfway through MANTgrim
I'M UNBRICKEDFLAT PAIZURII WON
>>569854063You know you could just defend yourself without speaking in 3rd person right
>>569854180>he doesn't look at Ardan with lustful eyesyou must be joking, how can anyone look at her purely
would you let your trainee live with you?
>>569854302
>>569854242Congrats on your new carrot uma
>>569854063>Just hide and press the buttonYou know what, you're right. Thanks for the advice curren.
>>569854324i live at her placet. hagsky trainer
>>569854063bwo please just refer to yourself as "Me" instead of naming yourself https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569639147/#569643732
Looking for a new club to join, I'm not making any progress with this oneID: 833556376321
>>569854414Are you okay with a 30m quota
>>569854414It's over.
>>569854414hey happy birthday bro
>>569854312I need to ejaculate between her boobs
>>569854223Who is?
>>569854414>A2mmmmnyo
>>569854414mambro...
>>569854414Apply to exceluma
>>569853683Oguri wouldn't turn into a horny bitch
>>569854523I can't read japanese but cute Yaeno
Huh, did they add new skills
>>569854135
>still mistaking Yaeno for Bamboo and vice versaone day you will have to pay for your sins and God will not be kind
oooooo umadachi
>>569854302>>569854403Genuinely what prompts this behavior and for what purpose
>>569854569
>>569854695whatever you say bamboo muteki
>>569853043sorry i was busy making a 1* wit ulalawe went to the hot springs it was nice
>>569854569She wouldn't, but she would want missionary sex for the purpose of procreation as long as there's food on the table she can reach for during sex, the fat fuck
>>569854554You cant just call anyone a mambro when it has something to do with clubs!That's my stick
>>569854706>schizo has AGPevery fucking time jesus
>>569854726KILL YOURSELF
>>569854706Purely attention and forced thread recognition
>>569854695Yaeno pregnancy
>>569854672Umalator claims it counts for her unique by the way
>>569854695if it makes you feel any better I'm doing it on purpose. I would never mistake Bamboo Memory for a jobber
How are you ever supposed to compete if you didnt start playing at launch?With gibs at most you can get 2 good SSR MLB if you are extremely lucky and start playing right before a good bannerYou cant even whale your way out of shit decks as a noob either unless you spend some absurd amounts: 5k carats are 70$ so you need to spend 210$ per spark which is fucking insaneIs saving crystals and carats for 2 years the only way to unbrick accounts created a year after launch?
Why can't Teiobwos be cute instead of 400lb old men
>>569854695Yea has a very cute and pretty ear piece
>>569854826we have an anon here with 1 MLB SSR and has 7 plats or something
What did Rodolf say?
>>569854414ExcelUma will be really happy to have new members. They're a new club having a hard time filling their spot because of MANTInvite him danchou
>>569854679Spurting..
>>569854706>>569854403
>>569853652>norn aceshocked she has a character tag honestly
>>569854797r-rude...
>>569854695CUTEKI
>>569854706Even after being caught he's still doing it so it's just unironic attention whoring
>>569854843I'm 5'0 and can't put on weight no matter what I try
>>569854791Oh shit, thanks for the heads up anon. I remember reading a post how it's an umalator bug. I guess I'm finishing this run then I'll see for myself
>>569854942Please be female or a cute twink
>>569854896She is super hot. Its not surprising at all for me.
>>569854942Veeery interesting
>>569854967He's filipino
excelUMA still haven't posteed their sheet autism despite requests!
>>569854912ok now I feel bad I like monks and I think Yaeno Muteki's alt is really cool. good on you for defending your oshi
>>569854826At any point in time, you can make an account and get to pity 1 banner.Leveling your TT and doing trophies can get you to a 2nd pity.If you start playing during an anni period, you will get gibs for another pity.You can start playing with a good anniversary card if you know what you're doing.
>>569854618>traineer>do you want an ear cleaning?>sure, but, put on a skirt
>>569854695I love them both but I would be lying if I said that they both aren't one headband away from looking like the exact same person.
>>569854942>5.0grim
>>569854874white whatever this thing is jumpscare
made soupit was good
>>569854302>>569854063>>569854706>same fucking deleted timestamp >both posts is refers himself in 3rd person
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>569854978i mean i'm not surprised people drew smut of her, between design and attitudei'm just surprised she has a tag and disappointed rudy doesn't
>>569854942>5'0Is that so?
>>569855115Rudy is ugly
>>569855105i did an aoharu run and got kind of insane luck on team training but shit statsalso i forgot just how few skillpoints non-mant runs give you
>>569854989Not in exceluma though
>>569855105done just now. right before work even!
>>569854403>>569854706He actually refers to himself as "NTRfag" and "V". This is honestly just very sad to look at..
>>569855105Still doing Unity runs for the hat rewards. Sorry Bakushin
>>569855008why would I have to put on a skirt to get my ears cleaned? nonsense
>>569854926wait a fucking second
>>569855105waiting for TP to refill
>>569854706This guy's beyond saving
>>569855243Release the unedited files! i can't join you for i myself am a danchou
>>569853993Putting Operation Cacao on Maruzensky is bad if you're looking for some precise timing on Kiss for CourageIf your "win condition" is to hit 3 recoveries for XOguri unique then using Cacao for that is fine AS LONG AS you only have 3 uniques.
Charisma
>>569855402size queen
>>569855402Steamy Edo umanko
>>569855386is using cacao+smaru for midrace worse than using smaru's ult as speed carryover+angling
>>569855402we say rizz here unc
>>569855523an smaru will beat bobo if she isn't too far behind if that's what you're asking
>>569855604but that is untrue
>>569855586what happens if i unwrap her ears?
>>569855586You'll never have panache if you're playing the stooge, child.
>>569855604SMaru is 0-25 against my VBobo
I request the masturbation sheets
>>569855721post both
>>569855739we dont fuck horses here, freak
>>569854706You're all using his thread btw, sad no one counterbaked
>>569855523Odds are that you'll need an early proc to be able to win mid-race
>>569854706I can't even blame others anymore for hating him or wanting him gone. Every post he makes just makes things worse for him. He unironically need help, meds, and even therapy.If he's this bad online I can only imagine how insufferable he is in real life.
>dia and kita massaging each other in their shared roomi know what im dreaming about tonight
>>569855649That would be wayyyy too lewd, torepi.
>>569854942>I've tried everythingI can guarantee you have not tried stuffing your face with cake.
ya'll just gonna scroll past without sayin' howdy?
>>569855284Let him talk to himself not like he's harming anyone>>569855872Who cares desu
>>569854942interesting, I'm 6'0 and I can put on weight with no problem at all
>>569855523It's really hard to overtake once the wide swing from final corner starts, so it's better to use your unique earlier to overtake or hold 1st. From my experience whoever's in the 1st place always gets the inner rail.
>>569855950It should be illegal to be this sexy
>>569854858i technically have 9 plats, 0 mlb ssr (3lb kita, 1lb fm) and have been playing since launch - i roll umas.
>>569855950howdy
>2016 secondary newfags are still talking about some literal who personality maybe this site should have died after the hack for goodmy filter is not enough anymore since there is zero gameplay discussion going on and all I see are stubs
>>569855940These two gyarus are assaulting my cock's virtue...
>>569856101Why would you torture yourself like that? Hide the stubs retard. Enjoy your mysteriously slow thread with occasional funposts and game discussion.
>>569855950Howdy!
>>569856101?I mean you can always use reddit and discord
>>569854706I had my few shares of schizofit through other boards but even then my schizofits were never this sad and mostly melties of pure unfiltered hate
>>569856165Huh, forgot to crop that. Now it looks silly...
>>569856282I thought it was intentional..
>>569856282Symboli Kris Sex
>>569855986im just gonna go all in on early+midrace and hope angling is enough late race with smaru
what the frigyou're not sweepy
>>569849057I want babies with Tamamo
>>569855950HOOOOOOWWDDDDYYYYYYYYYY
>>569856335just pray for a perfect midrace carryover anon
>>569856318No...>>569856320Yes!
>>569856356Why is he here
>>569855105Best I can give you is 5 URA runs for the Fujiseki event
>>569855950GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRACEN!
umasumi
>>569856528I have been doing the low-race-count Trackblazer thing that some anons have suggested. It seems to be working well. Even the level 5 difficulty is quite easy, and the careers don't take terribly long.
>>569856242Damn, why is there not more art of nature cosplaying as teto?>>569856508You know me, wherever I go I'll always squeeze in a few fate images from time to time as relevant.
How many skill points does Skill Point +1 give?Is it literally just an extra point every training
>>569856685yeppers
>>569853276>canonically wants to be piped down by Torena-san>The community sees as "daughter" because she is eccentric and optimistic>any mention of seeing her as "wife" will get you crucified and labeled a pedoThe jews maybe my enemy, but I can understand why they see the goyim is cattle
>>569856726Wow thats pretty ass
Great. Now one of the V haters started to attentionwhore for no reason
>>569856762
>>569856593umasumi anon
>>569856658Why not just run URA?
marry your trainee and reproduce
>>569856795Not him but if you're talking about the Daiwa post and not recognizing him then you're genuinely a newfag around these parts.
>>569855008>>569855312>>569854618you got the direction backwardsAffection: 100Once it reaches 100, she's fine talking casually without a skirt on. *Only with the two of themA public morals officer who throws morals into chaos.Trainer-saaaan, I want an ear cleaning-su.Fine, but put your skirt on.
>>569856682>that name
>>569856852
>>569856685Yes, GL is all about stacking that bonus from buying the SP increase for every training at the shop, and cardsTachyon speed gives SP bonus+2 btw
>>569856901>caring about thread celebs>newfaglol lmao
>>569855940palmer's body is too dangerous
>>569856658I tried it too, and it's definitely feasible, but I don't see any benefit in it.
>>569856931Sorry liz, racism will ALWAYS triumph
>>569856943So will my sweep SR be viable in GL?
>>569856795this thread is schizo warsthere is a seat of power for the taking so other schizos will try to take V place now and pretend they're not hated by everyone too
>>569857058>SRbwo..
>>569857080ESL…
>>569857058yeppers
>>569856901>hurr durrr he create rooms bwooo>hurrrr he is a /fgo/ celeb how do you don't know him bwooooooooFucking retard. Of course it's a Mambo member
>>569856795Hating V (You) is the default state of being though?
>>569856943GL have shops too...?
>>569856775Not at all. Like the rest of your stats, it's influenced by training bonuses, rainbows, and training level. Speed training Lv.1 to Speed Training Lv.5 is just a flat +5 to your speed, but you already know intuitively just how much of a difference it makes. Every card ever having Skill Point Bonus is why you have umas with 40+ skills in the future, too.
>fate
>>569856852when's her dad's generation getting added
>>569857058As a third speed card if you have Kita and Tach, yes. But dont expect to max speed with her and 2 other SR cards
>>569857058Yeppers, KSB + Sweepy + Tachyon is what most will use
>>569856901>muh Daiwa avatarfaggerinokys subhuman retard you spend 25 hours a day on this sitethat's the only way to explain how you can recognize every poster retarded newfag
>>569857179I'm planning to play Kita Maru and Sweep
just woke upthread is giving off some dark energywhat did mambo do this time
Can someone bake and kill this schizo thread already?
>>569857225going to be reliant on high rolling then with Maru's low spec prio
>>569857242Kill the images first pls
sex with Sweepy
>>569855054Yaeno's hair and tail are washed out while Bamboo Memory's have a deeper more chestnutty-colour.
>>569856795You know nothing, John Umamusume. If I wanted to attention whore there'd be just as many people attacking me out of nowhere on a daily basis as they do V or Umama. My training wheels are still on here in /uma/ and I don't plan on taking them off.
>>569857242We will continue schizo talk next thread too
>>569857235They know what they did...
>>569857282I like that
>>569857153the ride never ends
>>569857282No, NTR threads don't deserve that respect
>>569857028The benefit is that there are no races you're forced to win. You pretty much can't lose a MANT run. You don't even have to win all the Climax races for the good ending
You people are fucking retarded.
>>569857282why?
>>569857351And I STILL have been winning all three final races, even though I don't have to. It's just extremely easy. I lose a few earlier races, but who cares? I can just run other ones to make up for the losses.
>>569857375I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT!?
>>569857375So?
>>569857305But the archive says youre a faggot attention whore from fgo kek
>>569857463>>569857463>>569857463
>>569857375sorry my parents didn't pull on any wit banners
Uma uma umya unya.
>>569857375No I'm not, I'm a virgin
Do we ever get gym uniform outfits for the home screen? what about swimsuits
