Dota2 dead edition>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>569419417
>puck is a pretty lady!
second for Marci!
THE DIRGE COMES
>>569841880Really cool magnets
VECTOR OF INFECTION
>"First Blood! They sing the song of our deeeaaaath..."
I want to laugh, but it's just too depressing.
are we back
Europoors do your job
We must revive d2g 8.00 will save us
>mirana is ba-ACKheralded.com
mirana is a baddie
>>569855395cant help but that face looks like tranny, same happens with the transmagina
>>569855535I think you may have damaged your brain with your tranny obsession.
>>569855535thanks for letting me know which things u find tranny and jewish etc. i love that for u
https://voca.ro/1lRO7Biv1lbZ Life drain require gas go out so life come in. Pugna POV
Quintessa's puffy goat lips around my big human cock (BHC)
>>569855535Valve is one of the most woke companies, what did you expect?
>>569845369>>569846247He has to be playing high. That's not sober gameplay
Buff Hoodwink
>>569867903source?
>>569869323>hires pro BLM activists>donates money to the democrat party>works with sweet baby inc>bans problematic anime games from steam>campo santo>stared the woke movement before it was even a thing>deadlock character design
>>569869641so you got nothingthey dont even have a pride event
>>569869779>they dont even have a pride eventlol, just lmao
>>569870395doesnt show up on my storefrontwhy do you hate yourself?
Welp apparently Visage is highest winrate % in most brackets according to the in game trendings section
Playing in shitpool is such a coin flip. my 3 last games were autowins due to an abandon in the enemy team so now I'm scared of an autolose if that happens to me
How does leveling stats work? Have I lost my mind but can you sometimes level stats after you have gotten a talent, but with only one levelup?I can't find any info on this.
>>569846247>*Cue looney tunes chase music*
OMG TOPSON I MAKING A STREAMER MEME TEAM!
>>569871740leveling talents doesnt take away a level anymore unc
>7.41dhttps://vocaroo.com/1h6v3HGSWPIG
fucking HATE being dragged through 60min games that are lost at 20. stop defending its megas vs they have all their t2s LET ME GO NEXT
>>569876120looks like it wasn't lost at 20 bitch shut the fuck up
>nigma couldnt go 3 months without sumail carrying themking to safe lane
Lich is so fucking broken free mmr
>>569874441not gonna listen to your farts dotardstop it already
>>569883871the fart bandit and his vocaroo antics have given a bad name to honest slop creators like i
topgod mentioned
>carry sissy gets mad I can't read his mind and chain pings me>give him a tango>he puts it on the ground and destroys it well played, you're laning 1v2 from now on
I play turbo only so I can terrorize everyone with sniper mid. snip not banned? RAPEY TIME! I bet your mid doesn't have these cannons (pic very related to sniper)! HO HO HA HA!
https://voca.ro/14B4PwmiWvZH if you only listen one this year. This one very good!
>>569893590eat more beans
>>569894263My ass small I 145cm. I eat rice mung beans give rice fart. You big American ass hamburger fart. Don't think your fart better because your big gas American beef fart.
>>569899450>little boy farts from little boy manadding vocaro to my filters
holy arteezy melty
Ehh Well
>>569891912Why didn't they add this skin...
>>569900143I 53 year old! Fuck you!
>league will get classic modewheres ours...
>>569911932you have it but no one actually wants to go back to play that dusty ass version of dota
>>569913401sorry man I'm not giving my ip to ruskies
>>569911932how would that even work? cribbing features from dota?
>>569911932No one would play it.
>>569915631afaik they keep older patches around for older replays (or used to) it wouldnt be that hard
>>569916147Lmao everyone would play it, there's a reason everyone stopped playing this shit game after 7.00
>>569919739lmao delusional
how is this place so dead
>>569920720Haven't had a good patch since crownfall
>>569920940still theres more players and more tournaments and more viewers than sf6, by a factor of 5-10 at least.and yet theres no one here. very weird
>>569920720No hats, no esports, no interesting players, no events but the goat, boring patches that remove stuff (even if facets were bloat they made for discussion), no art, no other content, game is becoming more and more full of non-English speakers, no Marci gf, too many shitposters jumping on each other, too many Hoodwinkfags, it goes on...
>>569921707>too many HoodwinkfagsYeah Hoodwink getting nerfed to shit really made a lot of people stop caring about this game
>>569920720I mean dota 2 is nearly 15 years old, people have moved on. 4chan is dying too.
>>569922939What to play then? im tired of the bs happening, not the game.
>>569921707Noooooo Marci!!! :(
>>569926159She's fine
mason became the worst kind of dogshit he just picks any hero and hits creeps on the edges of the map and inevitably loses because his team is playing 4v5 what a retard
>>569928532in dota classic he wouldve won
i agree, this game needs to be put down, and i hope any force does it. Sadly dota needs to die.
>>569911932You can play dota 1 whenever you want doe
>>569930539i don't think classic wc3 even works online anymore without janky p2p
>>569928532yep he hasn't grown or adapted at all, dude is stuck playing the game like it's 10+ years ago when he was in his prime and as carry you could just afk outfarm the enemy team. IDK why he doesn't want to get any better, he could easily get free coaching from other pros and improve, he has all the time in the world and streaming dota is his full time job. I guess he's just content with what he has.
that feely when you remember the passage of time
>>569928532>>569932079mason to the haters
late night queueing like
>>569846247schizo file name
I can't believe sorapoi died in the Philippines earthquake... leaving his fairy wife a widow...
>only an hour long game versus high-ground techiesi should consider myself lucky it wasn't longer
Mason is smoked up with his team, has a double damage on PA with a rapier and initiates on a techies hiding in the trees and dies to bombs LMFAO. Starts flaming his team and complaining the game is boring.
>>569936592mason is done with dotahe's like 10k mmr not even trying to play in TI qualsHe only puts in his hours for money now, hasn't had passion for years
>>569937404sad. if i ever got like that, then i would just stop playing and try to find something to make me happy again.
>>569937582Yea but if he streams something else he gets 100 viewersStill might make money than dota tho lol
>>569934862literally me
>>569937404Yup, take a loot at his youtube. Dude gave up. >>569937582It kind of happens to everyone, most people don't even like their jobs. What can you do.
>>569938184There are plenty of dota 2 streamers who play pubs off stream
>>569934862me when i see you mid lane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPubbCUfjgg
>>569934862still 70% winrate on maapo feels good manehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJUta6e2OGM
>>569938619only to heal their mmr lost while streaming
>>569871683me ooga team booga
rapebunny is on
SEX WITH LINA
>>569928532>>569933715>>569936592>>569937404>>569937582>>569937737>>569938184Threadly reminder that monkeys_GODever won, loved by his fans and family, more popular and higher MMR than that retarded faggot.
the shit niggas do to bump this thread
so nigma really went and put sumail at the pos 1 spot what a waste when have a lot of pos 1 talent out there that could have been given a chance
just got back from my first day as an 8-hour wage slave. time to unwind with some dota
>>569950407how does it feel to be a failure at everything you do mason? you wasted 20 years of your life playing a game and youre not even good at it
>>569952735Truth? I started my first full time job ever (29) just two months ago. I was really enjoying it until last week one of the women I work with got upset out of nowhere and accused me of gaslighting her and being disrespectful. Fucking cunt.
There should be some form of draft where I can choose what hero i want to be banned. Idk why it's not a thing.
Oooooh yeeeeaeh.. it's ya boy: MVP
>think i'm gonna relax with some dota>get hour+ long techies gamefml i wanna sleep after that
>>569958107>>569952735only 40 more years and then you can sit back and play dota all day when you're 70.
>>569960398bleak
>>569960398retirement wont even exist by the time he reaches 70 lmao
>>569961905The good news is that dota will certainly still be around. If valve ever decides to get rid of it, some nerds will bring it back with their own servers and take it over. There will probably be senior lobbies where old people play. >>569963994At this rate, 100%. Countries are pushing back retirement ages every year. Wealth inequality is approaching unseen levels. People are becoming increasingly poor while the cost of living keeps increasing. Wages are not going up. There's a chance people won't even be able to afford personal computers in the future, and will have to rely on subscription cloud gaming. We have seen nothing yet.
Dont play very late at night, i had the most cancerous matches... not even that bad as when i get account booster matches
you now remember facets
post em
I miss these days.
>>569959484>zionism enjoyer
>>569969020unc evolve
>>569969763gets harder to form new attachments as you get older unless you have kids or something, its why redditors spend thousands of dollars on retro games and old consoles. those formative years are the most powerful
>>569970195you really cant teach old dogs new tricks
>shartour pro dota in 3 hours for the first time since ancient times
>>569978847>open qual>”pro”
>>569980775lots of pro teams have gone through opens
>>569980775og had to go through open qualifier to ti on their first win
how are EU open qualifiers TBD? aren't games supposed to happen in like an hour?
participating in open Qual doesn’t make you pro THOUGH
>>569984879they randomize the brackets in 1 hour and start grinding the games out
>>569984879click on show all
>>569911932Can't you just make a custom game that is just old patches?
>>569988337customs break after every slight update
any qualifier hub this year? I'll take a uzbekistan one over nothing
>>569969020lots of soul in one picture
>>569991829quinn must really regret falling for the caster meme
why can lycan have invisible wolves
>>569991829sheepsticked is honestly disgusting to look at no wonder she got a vtuber model
>>569991829Might take a look.
>>569991829Prime Quinn probably could have but that nigga is washed out
Why are there so many teams named after Crystallis in the qualifers
>>569996096You're just not intelligent enough to get it
>>569996096its a tranny meme
Don't forget Quinn got swept in back to back TI's
Is Pablo the next Dota superstar?
>>569988657qualifier hubs are dead, not enough support when bts ran themnow everyone knows its not worth the investmentall we can do is blame ourselves for not supporting the community
>>569911932>rumorsits fucknig NOTHING
I don't know what BKB does anymore. Or, more specifically, I know what BKB is supposed to do, but I don't know which individual spells and effects and shit it negates and which go right through it.
>>570001519every spell that goes through bkb is on the liquipedia page for you to see retardbro
>>570001519the effect makes you debuff immune, +60% magic res and gives you a small dispelllet's say you get hit by earth spikes and unstable concoctionyou take very little damage from earth spikes but you take full damage from concoction due to it being marked as physical. if you get stunned towards the end of the bkb effect, you get stunned for the rest of the duration when it expires.if you have a magical dot on you that let's say slows you down, you don't get slowed but you take reduced damage from it.with pure damage it's a little different because it purely depends on whether the effect goes (doom) or doesn't go (OD's orb) through bkb
>>569991829Can they?
>>570003065God no but it'd be funny if they did
>>570001519you just have to know how it works simple as that bro
>>569998924Who the fuck is pablo?
>>570005767me
>>569993507someone doesnt like milk
still so fucking funny that we went from 40m TI prizepool to 2-3mdota 2 has been withering and we are the uncleaned gutter that remains
>>570012810the only funny part is how fucked pros gotfuck them and their fake careers
>>570012810Say thank you reddit
>42-minute turbo match >Ogre doesn't have scepter NIGGA I EVEN BOUGHT YOU A MOON SHARD, WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A SCEPTER
>>570014408and tobiwon!
>>570010686big floppy titties don't make up for a flabby homebody
I'm REALLY freaking out
>>570014312orgs pay pros 10k a month lmao the only losers are us
>>570018718maybe like 5 orgs can afford that loltundra ditched the scene entirely and they made 14 million in winnings
topson is so fucking shit he's dragging arteezy stack downthat cringe pablo guy sucks ass too
>>570018870the betting ones (most of them) can pay that easy
>>570015354youve never had sexeven a fridge mid like sheepsticked is out of your league
>>570020428so 3 russian orgsloleven if its 10 total that means 50 guys earn real money playingthe dream of becoming a pro is dead
120k/year is barely covering the cost of living in a metrono benefits, no career growth and zero skillset crossoverno wonder quinn pulled the ejection cord
>>570021541are you retarded do you think a dota pro would live in a major metroguys like mason, ppd, quinn etc all live put up in some quiet suburb in the sticks or in the periphery of a third rate citydude it's crazy from your posts alone it's so clear you're not financially independant
>>570021541120k is more than enough then you should also be building a stream audience with the clout you have from playing pro dota or YouTube
>>570020657all of the russkie orgs are sponsored by bet sitesthen you have 1win, and then you have the 2 oil money teamsonly orgs left that wouldn't have the money are a few euw and chink teams
>>570021881>are you retarded do you think a dota pro would live in a major metromost do>are you retarded do you think a dota pro would live in a major metroguys like mason, ppd, quinn etc all live put up in some quiet suburb in the sticks or in the periphery of a third rate citycause all these guys are done with pro dotalol>dude it's crazy from your posts alone it's so clear you're not financially independantyou dont know a thing about me and stop pretending like you do
>>570022092>120k is more than enoughits 2026 bro and if you're streaming to supplement your pro income then you have zero free time
>>570022217youre here everyday watching esports and streamersyou own nothing
>>570022390you acting like dota players would do something other then play dota in their free time
>>570022163give me hard numbers instead of being vague about it fag
>>5700221631win just gave the whole team rolex people dont understand pro dota still have a lot of money in it if you end up on a big team
>>570022502that isnt me
>>570022563Parker came out and said they were getting paid 5-15k and they aren't even the biggest names in the scene
>>570022554yeah they need to practice, but you cant practice on stream
>>570022939>parker is getting paid 3k a monthyep that sounds about righthe lies to save face and offered zero proof of his claim
>>570023106parker is from peru retard he can feed his whole extended family for that money
What I really want to know is how much talents/casters makes
>>570023106i don't even know why this seems unbelievable to you csGODS easily make double that money
>120k isnt enough to live in a major US metrothere is like one relevant US pro left. the rest are all various flavor of eastern europeans, south americans and chinese. why is this even an argument
>>570023442dont they keep saying they get paid like shitmerlini even quit over it
>arteezy stack doing the same draft that got gorgc stack out of the qualifier against the same teamit's OVER
>>570024137most of these guys live with their parents anyway
>>570025717Ok so your argument didn't make any sense considering the demographics replacementfirst worlders dont care about esports career anymore so the current salaries are more than enough to maintain some thirdie family from kazakhstan
>>570025883i'm not that nigga
>>570025398They aren't getting passed L1GA
>>570026145gorgc stack almost had them and the arteezy stack is clearly much more high skilled so they have a chancethe l1ga draft is also kinda ass this game
>>570020505every accusation a confession
>>570027681lactose intolerant coded post
>>570023656csgo has double the market share
>Topson drafted sniper midwhat a fucking dogshit retard
>my analysis after years of watching these niggas playtopson cant be on a sniper mid type hero, arteezy and qojqva are too greedy to let pos 2 be on a carry from mid, I know qojqva is on aura bitch centaur duty atm but his playstyle will still be one of farming instead of providing utility
>>570029651years of your life wasted watching other men play a video game instead of playing it yourself. lock in unc
>>570024137120k was a lot of money in 2005
>>570029926and 80$ was a lot of money in 1964 whats your point retard
>>570029842its really not fun having to deal with mentally ill individuals who clearly need therapy or help every single pub, a stream is just something you open on a second monitor and its fun to laugh at streamers losing their minds having to deal with those types
>>570030078that 350k is a reasonable income for a metro in 2026
>>570030163dude it doesnt matter all the pros are thirdieswho cares about what you have to say. like youre still hung up on that shut the fuck up
>>570030317you cared enough to reply as a miserable personso someone else probably cares too
give up all your dreams of independence and become a dota pro
RTZ is losing ;_;
>>570029481But he keeps winning with sniper mid in his pubs when his supports sits on his ass since 2min!
How does a team with 3 Dota pros that has been playing since the start at the biggest team lose against randoms?
>>570031597let the griefer mid pick sniper when there's already an NP on the team
>>570031597L1GA plays tournaments and scrims, retirement home are streamers
>>570031597former pros*
>>570031597Only ceb and artour were good reallythe other three retards were dragging them down
>>570032049>artour>ever goodLMAO
sex with hoodwink
>>570033168This, also she will be the main character of the next event
>>570032163RTZ is the best player in the history of dota.
shart
watching botson stack get stomped while doing cardio was highly entertaining time went quick
>>570031597Dogshit draftsThey needed to stick to their confusing shenanigans, aka constant pressure, ganks, choke the enemy team and force them to make mistakesInstead, in the first game they failed a team gank twice in the same spot and in the second game they got Topson in Storm, which he almost never plays and you could see him struggling to LH vs Invo, Ceb as Kotl doing absolutely nothing, Qojva feeding like crazy, Pablo playing like a retard and RTZ getting outfarmed by an Alch.They didn't get comfort picks and then they didn't even draft for meta picks.I have no fucking idea what Ceb was thinking there.
>>570040387lol first game draft was nasty af np sniper against storm spec batrider not much you can do about that
live struggle session rn
>>570041334They have like 70k viewers between the 5 of them while they are not playing the game.I think they are doing fine.
>>570041334but for how long are they gonna blather on
Lmao these washed players are having a cope session on why they lost to L1GA
Dota is interesting in that you have 17 year old cracked out zoomers stomping games who just play by feel and then you have 30 year old boomers analyzing every single move getting owned.
>>570012810Blame the caster cabal.They fucked themselves because they actually thought they were bigger than hats lmao
Why don't they phone up Mason to form a qualifier stack? He is the best player in dota.
D2g LOCK the FUCK IN
>>570041818I mean even if L1GA is a tier3 team they've been playing consistently together and play scrims it's just a cohesion issue. I'm sure arteezy could fare well as a substitute on a top 8 team if he scrimed and trained with them and such but this meme streamer team wasn't meant to go far
>>570041717babysitting children all day sounds like such a chore
>>570010686>"yeah tell her not to bring a bra and have her tard running across the-">"what do you mean she did it all on her own?"
>>570010686lol the eng side get stuck with some of the ugliest women im sick of it ngl
>>569852025are they removing 70% of the items and all that garbage in the jungles?
>>569852025are they mailing every player a free therapy voucher so they don't use pubs to vent out their shitty lives?
eyy yoo
>>570055318is that mason
>>570014312>instead of Compendium Battlepass and paid hats we get>Quartero and FREE hats100% upgrade.
Leave it to valve to monetize and abandon another game on auto pilot and leave some of the die hard community put some life into it. Sadly nobody cares for "community" updates or content.
>>570053415why arent you playing hon reborn
>>570059568I can't read whatever runes these people are throwing in chat.
Chat, can we dox this guy?
>>570063043Why? Do you want to suck his dick?
they added a bunch of stuff to make losing feel nicer but all of it just leads to getting gaped faster
what's the best hero to break high ground quickly other then meepo
>>570067115troll or tb
gayfurrypedo1kmmr >>570063043
>when your hater gives you a (You)
>>570067262not played troll in like 5 years mostly play mid, might switch lane but idk
he has little girl gifs saved up too, imagine the kind of shit he has on his hard drive. sick individual
>>570067115meme hammer invo/pugna
>>570067115any zoo hero
>>570063043this nigga really has his name as pride month you need to seek help
>>570071060Yeah, I remember being homophobic too... when I was in the closet. It's okay, anon. People will still accept you if you come out as gay.
>>570071060what is wrong with being comfortable with who you are?
didnt think people needed attention that badly
>/d2g/ openly defending homophobes and racistssuch a relic of the past
a lot of other esports ate off dota back some of these others games wouldnt be making the money they do without dota paving the way
we need him more than ever
do drawfags still post?
>>570079175uuuuh there was a hoodwink poster that was drawing earlier.. or maybe it was last thread.. idk
>>570079175yea i still post here but im not one of the good ones nor do i draw frequently
>>570079175why would they? this was posted last thread and was ignored>>569462271
>>570079175I think there were 3 or 4 new posts so far this year
>>570002025o shit lol >>570002209Thanks dawg >>570005401y-you too
Sometimes I cry at night knowing that crystal maiden will never be my girlfriend. Gonna drink heavily knowing that she doesn't even exist irl. just a fake character in a video game. wish I could have a beautiful, light-hearted, friendly and funny gf.
ded thred
>>570089545Life draining this thread
>>570089672looks disgusting
>>570031597topson has a retarded hero pool and picking sniper into clock bat storm is a horrible ideacockva is not an offlaner and they allowed the enemy carry freefarm both games so they had to play against a 15min radiance spectre and a 12min radiance alchemist when they were supposed to win those lanes
>>570031597L1GA has pros too that have played in TI's.
flesh
how do you reenable alt directional move. why did they fuck it up
Think I'm only gonna play ice-related pos5 heroes from now on. AA, Lich, Wyvern, CM... Maybe even slide in Tusk
Will RTZ play in this TI?
>>570105458if he makes it thorugh in the second open qualifiers.will have to beat team bald and puckchamps though.also Cocka pos3 is a liability so probably no
>>570105458not with that teamhis best chance is the carry on an actual team getting his visa cancelled or being bedridden
>>570012810So, are we getting a compendium this year or what?
>>569926159
>>570078286haven't you heard the newest script? gaben is a problematic chud billionaire now and should have his megayacht taken from him
>>570109101do you think mirana taught marci to read or if she just remained an illiterate servant girl into her mid 20s
>>570110189Mirana's (sweaty and unhygienic) crotch
https://voca.ro/1kEYcI5yaX9I Fart gas cloud team win all Dota competition
>>570067115At your own MMR?Invoker/pugna meme hammering it, LD, any zoo hero really.If you are smurfing?Brood, easy.
Just had the most intense game on Wyvern
>>570118271MwahahaThe french
>>570118271>Le direYeah, that's what I'd call that game.
>>570089672God, I’d lick the sweat off those thighs
I NEED sex with drow
>>570124790This but Hoodwink
I haven't paid attention to the game in a while. What's the current pro meta?
>>570131264Picking Hoodwink and losing because the hero sucks
warding is the best way to keep the mapies away... they put me to play hard support all the matches now and spending all the gold in ward is worth... for some reason mappers are scared of wards lmao
nisher
Can a Wind Waker target (allied) move while tornado'd or is it purely just (You)? Kind of sucks to save a guy with Wind Waker and he still dies because he can't move and the enemies just crowd around him.
>>570135901If you play clockwerk, you can scare them even more with constant rocket flares.
>hmm>today I will Ringmaster Impalement Arts>Aghs it up!>...>Wow, it's a weakEesh, I'll stick to Tame the Beasts and Gleipnir.
>>570139363only the holder of the ww can moveits still a premium save on ally especially single euls wont allow you to target ally
word on the street is that theres a new maphack for wards again and reddit is beginning to propose a very problematic region lock
>>570139974Region lock would save the game, the reason most western people left is the presence of rusnigs or peruvians
https://voca.ro/1jpPTP3ZoVn7 I eating beans every day. I won't allow American cow ass hamburger fart beat China fart.
>>570139363Your teammates can't move when you cast it on them, only on a self-cast are you able to move.
>>570140239forcing russians and peruvians play among themselves is a war crime
>>570140239>>570139974Region lock would be the final nail in the coffin
>>570139872>>570140452>only the holder of the ww can moveFigures.>its still a premium save on allyYeah. Just hate feeling helpless when it's not enough and I spent like 40 minutes saving up for it.
>>570140681Whoops, wrong pic. Oh well.
>>570140506It would revive the game in the west.
>>570140918No it wouldn't
>>570141078t. rusnig apologist
>>570140681you only buy the ww when you are desperate for a savelike versus chrono or duel
>>570140681>everybody who ever posted these has Dire as lower winrate>alwaysHuh. Is it universal? Is Valve doing stuff to fix this?
>>570140681Wind Waker is really OP but it's a mid or offlaner item it's too expensive for a pos5 even with the +100gpm enchant
>>570143984valve made dire fountain bigger
henry is streaming right meow
>>570144308grown ass man watching streamers btw
>>570144526problem?
>>570144308wtf i thought henry jumped of a bridge
What are you even supposed to do with ClockwerkHero feels like bad Tusk
>>570146020Initiate and die, mostly. You're tanky AND fast, so max battery assault and just walk next to enemy support in lane.Valve gave his Cogs additional skill expression, so that's something. Also, what the fuck is this Agh's? Is this new? I mean yeah, you battery, then hook, then cogs them. Blade mail, and whatever will be will be.>Radiance>Shiva's>DAGON!Temper your expectations, offlaner. Or I guess it's support now?
>>570146948Yeah I've been running it support but once you hook in you just melt idk it just feels like his skill set has way less gank & kill threat than Tusk or even Treant if we go melee support wise
>>570147257I don't recommend Clock as a support. He doesn't do very well naked, like, say, a Shadow Shaman.>but Pros!Please don't.
>>570146020>>570146948clockwerk doesn't really need to die for his initiation anymore since he can pretty easily get out when it gets hairy (walk/jetpack through cogs). he's very disruptive by just throwing cogs at people after that. probably op honestly but people suck at him
Let's make something clear - Pudge, Tusk, Clock, Weaver, Marci, NP, QoP, Invo and Spirit Breaker are all Cores. They need farm, they need gold, and they need items. When you play them as a support you are 1. declaring your utter dependence on your team to make up for your suboptimal build, and 2. that the enemy is already worse, and the lane will be won, because if you lose the lane, you're a creep past laning, and basically playing to lose, hoping the game goes to 60 minutes. If you picked a core as a support, lost the lane, and won the game, you got carried. It's as simple as that.>>570148521Clock is inherently an aggressive initiator, so unless he stunned the whole enemy team with his hook, 1 CC from outside his cogs, and he's dead. Especially if the enemy has a Skywrath.
>>570148935well you're not really supposed to initiate as clock in the way that yo would instantly blow up afterwards. you hook a straggler that is out of position, then press q and start chucking cogs at his backup
>be taking a shit>Anus begins relaxing and expanding>Before any of the shit log comes out a massive fart is propelled forth>This fart is filtering through my entire shit so the speed and volume of gas means that it's literally blasting micro holes and sieving through the feces >The air is filled with the smell of dead animals, inside of the toilet is completely covered with atomized micro feces some of which now float around in the air as well>Turd logs flow like a mudslide, the huge fart has actually caused an internal pressure differential so the entire bowel movement is effectively suctioned out>Fart again >It blasts tiny remnants of shit into the water with a plop soundDota 2.
>>570149298Oh sorry I meant to say also, the guy on my team was bad and they keep pickin the bad heroes! Grr!
>>570149263Well, if you're playing a support Clock, and are, therefore, suboptimal about it, sure. But people that can play Cores suboptimaly properly do not wonder how effective they are, and they don't need to watch video guides on it.
>>570148935tusk is the third most doesnt need items nigga in the game
>>570149637>The mildly inconvenient punch>Kicking enemies out of their base is optional>BUT!>you can dodge stuff with the snowball>and also grief your entire team into a 5-man Black HoleOkay. Valve really needs to bring back Sigil, not only for all the people that bought the VG one, but because Tag Team was a mistake.
Dude, does legion commander has increased exp gain?We was wrecking his lane and when i am not even 6 he got lvl 7. He was backing all the time, not farming at all and dying. How is that even possible? is there a cheat for exp and gold?
https://www.twitch.tv/helenalive the queen is live
>>570149985>mildly inconvenient punchthis is true regardless of him being core or supp>bro the one shotsmaybe in 1k
I wonder at what MMR do they start warding the twin gates it's just too easy to gate and get an early kill on their carry
>>570150296come on now bitch talking about paying money to play with her via epal
>>570150305If your Pudge, SB, or Tusk are underfarmed, and are not inspiring dread in the enemy, you're failing. Simple as.>Spirit Breaker's Greater Bash is RNG, and scales off movespeed>his first talent gives armor, his agi gain is dogshit>haven't seen Mask of Madness built once on him in monthsSome things are just beyond explanation.
How do you deal with a >we teleport all on top of you team and dive T3s at 18 mins teamThink necro+pudge+riki+es
>>570150247Watch the replay. He probably sat alone in exp range so he still got levels, and/or farmed jungle camps that you didn't notice.
https://voca.ro/11FuJ6yXdpWc Girl Pugna breathe it in
Why is there a scat obsessed jeet shitposting in this general?
Am I the only one who thinks quarteros sets look a little bit off, like a little bit low quality? Like an off-brand plastic toy.
>>570150296shes hot as fuck and crazy in the head, i want to dump a fat load in her.
>>570152273WardsBlink/ForceBKB
>>570152778Eh, after the cowboy hat Ursa, that ship has sailed. It's fine. What isn't fine are sets like the Doom face tentacles one that makes a hero completely unrecognizable at a glance.
https://voca.ro/1iipYCIrV9IR Four Niggas in a line
>>570152273unironically ward your jungle and turn 360they will be underleveled in about 2-3 mins
we used to have a proper game
>>570156136free my niggas negronomicon
>>570156136>every game at least 1 retard tried to jungle lvl 1
>>570157248nothing better than picking pos5 lina rushing talon and jungling the entire game
>>570152919Yup and I think the brunette look fits her way more than the fake blonde
>>570157248>>570157507Something that I don't even wish upon my enemy.
>>570153425>Doom face tentacles one that makes a hero completely unrecognizable at a glance.That's a pretty ridiculous take you can still recognize Doom due to the size and the color palette
>>570158037not to mention you look at heroes top down and facial features are lost
>>570158037Not on the end screen. That little square cutout. I look at it, and it takes me several seconds to figure it out.
why don't people buy dagger on storm spirit? it saves at least 1/4 of his mana on engage and fast engage is his core gameplan
>>570159096No, Storm's core gameplan is rightclicking, and Dagger doesn't trigger Overload. You're thinking of Puck.
>>570158037>you can still recognize Doom due to the size and the color paletteI'm not a doomer but shit gets unrecognisable sometimes. Sure in theory Doom is a big red guy with wings but there are way too many big armour sets and shit that make heroes hard to tell, especially on the scoreboard screen.
>>570159096he needs big items fast to not be a useless piece of shit
>>570159553>witch blade firstHe also needs CORRECT items.
They should make it so that you can add prismatic gems colors on any immortal cosmetic with particles
>Storm Spirit>maxes Remnant first instead of Overload>goes Witch Blade, instead of Orchid>what the fuck is this dogshit?>watch a youtube video recap of a pro match>pro Storm>maxes Remnant first>has a Witch Blade and no OrchidIs this why pub Storms are such ass? Pros at fault AGAIN?
>>570165031>maxing the passive firstwhat is this 2015?
>>570165149Storm was a right-clicker that loves mana regen then, and he's still a right-clicker that loves mana regen now.>but KayaYou're looking at the wrong stat.
>>570165312you aint right clicking anyone to death at lvl 7
>>570165312>storm wants to right click so DO NOT buy item that enhances right click (witchblade)???
>>570148935so what are good pos4? i really like to play SB and i am confused what else could be a good for the roaming position.
WHY did they get rid of self-deny??? You could self deny as pudge, techies, and with bloodstone. What a horrible change made by a bunch of pajeets.
>>570165584Yes. Buy the superior Right-click item - Orchid Malevolence. It gives you a disable, as well. Orchid is superior to Witch Blade in every single instance, for only 500 gold more.
>>570166258Pugna can still do it.
>>570166258suicide is wrong
>>570166467Orchid isn't that great, especially with the Bloodthorn nerf of no more Hyperstone. Now it's a situational right-click item, not a near-mandatory right-click item.
>>570166726>s-s-situational!Shut the fuck up, and Silence the enemy you're jumping on, idiot. Do you know how many fucking times I had to watch a kill get away, because Storm couldn't silence them? It's fucking pathetic.
>>570166898I'm not the guy you're arguing with but I agree that Orchid isn't mandatory on Storm anymore. Silence doesn't stop people from running. You want to lock them down, go get an Atos or Sheepstick. But don't act like Orchid is the only answer to early game tempo.Early game especially, slows are more impactful. So Witch Blade slapping them with a big DoT + slow is why people take Witch Blade on Storm nowadays. Hell, they do the same on Puck instead of Blink Dagger first item for the same reason. Are you going to start a crusade about that too?
>>570166258alch can do itaba can
>>570167195Puck has more mobility, CC and an innate silence. It's... excusable. On Storm? No. His CC is fucking pathetic, and Overload gives a slow already. Jumping a Lion, Silencer of Shaman without a Silence is BAD.>Early game especially, slows are more impactful.Fuck this dumb revisionism. Early game HEROES depend on their spells, if you allow them the ability to turn around and use their spells on YOU, you fucked up.
>>570168002>a stun is somehow worse than silencelol
>>570168763>1.1 seconds at level 1That reminds me. Not only should you not be maxing Remnant first, you should be maxing it LAST.
>>570169063>maintains that a stun is worse than silence that reminds me to stop replying to retards
should i start playing dota 2 as a new playert. depressed and horny
>>570169889so you rather have a 1 second stun than a 2 second silence?
>>570169940get a gf, workout, learn a language.thats all thing i should have rather done than play 2k hours to be a subhuman dota2 player
>>570169940I do not recommend Dota 2 to people with depression as losing 2 games in a row will suck out whatever dopamine, serotonin and norepinephrine you have left.
>>570169940>>570170217this right here
>>570166130The best pos 4 heroes right now?Shadow DemonChenVenomancerJakiroAm I missing anyone?
>>570172198Bounty Hunter if you can play him.
>>570166130>roamingFirst of all, what rank are you? "Roaming" in pubs means you just auto-lost a lane and let enemy carry freefarm, as the suicide lane is a lost art.Second, KotL, Grimstroke, Ringmaster, Undying.
>>570172198>>570166130Pos 4 farming Sniper is underrated
Dota 2 classic will save the game
>>570172556
>>570172198I agree with this, everyone keeps recommending Rubick and he seems way weaker than Shadow Demon pos 4
>>570172679cant save which does not need help
>>570172437Crusader 1, i was spamming offlaner but got quite a losing streak and would like to switch to soft support/roamer.
>>570173169>I'm gonna pos 4 griefDon't. Just spam Undying (Decay 1st, Tomb 2nd, max Decay 1st), it'll get you to Crusader 3.Now say "thank you" for preventing you from throwing 200 MMR away.
>>570173347>>570172437i am a undy spammer and he is my most played support hero but i feel like he is better for pos5 and i am not really sure how i would play him different on the offlanenever played Kotl, or Ringmaster, i think i will try themalso what you mean with Second, what hero is that?Grimstroke I feel is too difficuilt, atleast when i played him
>Turdy, comin in!>A rolling shit!
>>570174334rude
win lane lose game
>>570174565Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
i ve discovered that i m took weak of a man to play pos 1 or 2.
>>570177441I will be the judge of that.Post bussy.
>pride month in steam namegood riddance
do i get less shartero xp in turbo
>>570178043Yes. Scroll over your level number, it'll tell you exactly how much xp you get.
>>570178240okim not getting that level 5 shit before i go on vacation
>tfw got all the way from Guardian to Ancient spamming Pugna but lose if I play any other heroI wish this game had some rank you couldn't lose after achieving it so that I could practise other heroes.
12 years ago I had 20 regular dota friends. Now it's zero. Everyone moved on slowly, year by year.
buff Meepo so he drains more xp again from teammates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjySeTk1DuY
^faggot
>>57018422620 years ago I had 12 regular Dota friends. Now it's about 8. A few people have moved on slowly, but they were never that committed anyway.
>>569930923no they host it quite regulary on official bnet and fake bnet serversbut if you join you may get kicked(very based dota2 should have that option too)
>>570177441Can I add you I need dota friends
>>570189152nta but you can add me i am gonna write at 21:00 CEST, so in aprox. 16 hours, in the /vg/ channel . You will notice from the message who i am.
>>570170016Yes. A stun is in many ways way better than silence. Not even that anon you are arguing with, but I'll take a short stun over a slightly longer silence any day of the week.
>brought dog back from a walk and he had something in his mouth>it was a squirrel's front legnightmare fuel. it was chewed to the bone with bits of flesh still on it.i thought of hoodwink.
>>570189682In the /vg/ channel? What is that?
>>570180572Unironically need some advice here anons. When I play other heroes they all seem just flat out worse. I can win almost any game by topping hero damage with nether ward, building damage with nether blast, and sucking my allies during fights so they just fight indefinitely without losing health. He even has a save (against physical only obviously), and he has huge range and movespeed and good armor/damage so he dominates lanes, I normally play 4 and just shut down the enemy carry. Not to mention the little midget farms like crazy and I end up with heaps of support items. The only thing he lacks is a stun but usually the other support covers that. What is the point of learning a different hero when Pugna will always have more of nearly everything?
>>570140506unfortunately this is the truth since everyone in the west already left after being forced to play with rusnigs
>>570193534Why don't you just play unranked? Generally that's how i learned heroes.
>>570193887That's how I learned heroes 10 years ago too, unranked is a ghost town though. I play on a small server and even ranked queues at Ancient 1 take 20 minutes to find a game and it's usually with all Divines. I know what all the heroes do, and I play a quick turbo game when it's been a while and I want to try someone new, but even heroes I feel I'm good at I just don't have near as much impact as with Pugna when supporting.
>>570194170Oh. make a smurf. crash it to 1 MMR and play your heroes that way. Just know that you may be sharing lobbies with Ancient and Divine smurfs doing the same thing. Seen it done before.
>>570193534One day, you'll start running into core players who'll know how to buy a Nullifier to fuck you over and you lose all that MMR.
>>570165031>>570165312holy fucking trench takes
>>570194345Wouldn't I have to play 100 games of unranked for my smurf? But also this is just sidestepping the issue. Other heroes are just shit compared to Pugna. >>570194418That's part of his strength, he forces enemies to waste their gold on a Nullifier instead of something useful against my carry, and then I have the gold to just buy a BKB. Not to mention that you can usually just kite the enemy for the Nullifier duration, or if they use it on my ally I'm just sucking them for infinite HP anyway.
>>570194630>Nullifier>"waste of gold">not "something useful"Yeah maybe the problem is that your understanding of the game is still 2k level.
>>570194630>kite the enemy for the Nullifier durationyou may be stupid
>>570194767>>570194975>spend 4350 gold and an item slot which could have been a Butterfly or whatever>ability only lasts 4 secondsSure it's painful as fuck to play against as Pugna, but my main role isn't Decrepifying allies, it's healing them while doing massive damage with Nether Ward.
>>570194975>wand>force staff>euls>blink>ghost scepter>glimmer capeKITED
>>570195158This works too if you press the BKB button first.
>>570184980All he needs is his evasion talent to be swapped to magic resist and he would be fine. Or bring back Eternal Shroud.It's dumb how they clearly saw how wraps would interact with Meepo, went with it anyways in 7.41, underestimated it, then change wraps so it doesn't work at all on him anymore, and called it a day without giving his MR back so any high magic damage just melts Meepo now.
>>570195158>thinks FORCE STAFF, EULS, GLIMMER, or GHOST SCEPTER will stop fucking NullifierYou really don't know anything about game mechanics, huh? Nullifier fucking counters 4/6 of those items you listed you retard.>>570195135>thinks Butterfly is better than NullifierYou are the perfect example of a 2k player who doesn't buy Nullifier because they don't know better. Reading the wiki is free. Type less, read more.
>>570194630Nullifier vs a pugna results in a dead bitch nigga one way or another and it's not necessarily gonna be pugna, but if they deem it so it can always be pugna, because you can't do shit about it (no control whatsoever) so just buying the item can be an instant 4v5 already which is bad for your carryand most times life drain solo isn't enough to save someone getting ganged pre-18 and people will wisen up at some point
>>570195247make bkb activate on all meepos
>>570198473Honestly think it would actually be viable if the other meepo's got the MR from the activation but nope, they don't.Forgot to check my report. Hell yea.
How hard is it to get a kind-hearted, fun loving girl like crystal maiden as a girlfriend? I would do anything.
MAPHACKING IS GETTING REALLY BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>569920720dead game xd
>>570199349based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVHBhDM_vVw
>>570201882>>570199349let's see paul allens battle report
>>570200694hit the gym
Question to all the profile hiders - do you hide the number of games and wins so I can't compute your winrate for the reason I think you do?
>>570203751Hidden profiles are the default, you dumbo.
>>570205431I'm not talking about public stats. I mean the default Profile of your User Feed - Most Recent 20 Games pentagon, and below that Matches -> Commends , and lower Wins -> Match MVPs.This is always public and I can check anyone's from inside the game. I mean the people who clicked Edit Profile and started messing with theirs. Specifically, those that remove total number of games played and/or wins.
>>570203289been lifting for over 10 years but they dont care about muscles. muscles are for gay guys
>>570206551you could lift for over 10 years and still look like shit
>>570206551They do care to the point where they'll overlook personality flaws. You're just doing something really wrong.
I wanna fuck the squirrel
>>570206938>>570207295im ugly and have an overbite
Did some update fuck up directional move on alt for anybody else? How come it doesn't work for me anymore
>>570131264Drow rough sex in every game
>p-please centaur, please b-buy a blink dagger instead of another heart
>9class has 100k viewerswtf
STOP PUTTING ME IN DIVINE GAMES I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM I WILL FEED
How come nobody noticed all ice related supports are OP? Lich, Wyvern, CM, AA. They all have some sort of teamfight breaking ulti too
>jump on support >hit them>They use ghost/whatever >Use nullifier >Hope they die in 4sIs this how you are supposed to use nullifier?Actual question, am a 1k hero trenchlord trying to grasp the new items.
carry and pos 5 in strict solo in unison talking shit to the mid and me on the offlane that they got raped by the enemy offlaner and that he is more useful than us, i tell them it's because he got to lane against them and i first phased and got countered and they just afk junglei hate loser's queue so much it's unbelievable
>carrysissy lane went very well and he came out ahead>still queues up a midas and decides to hold us hostage for 55 minutes
>>570222936>Carry sissy thinks she can hold me hostage>I'm LD mid, my fashy brother is lycan offlaneYep, easy 20 min game.Just #microchud things. Sub 10k building damage Cucks need no apply.
>>569841421dota2 is still alive enough to make you seethe
>>570223085I was pos5 that game. But yeah I've started playing Lycan, Beast and Dark Seer with helm when I play offlane just to speed things up. Tired of getting held hostage for one hour when I play non core roles though
I picked antimage and got 6 slotted and lost against bounty hunter and naga siren because they also got farmed because my team was feeding them.The bounty hunter and naga siren didn't get any defensive items and just used bloodthorn on me so I couldn't escape after losing the manfight.I had a heart and a linkens and therefore I didn't have enough damage to beat them.Why is antimage weak and what items was I supposed to get to counter this? How come people just get a bunch of offensive items and then win 100% while you're supposed to get linkens and bkb and manta and heart to defend yourself and then you can't defend yourself?
>>570227613>used bloodthorn on me so I couldn't escapeMantaSatanic BkbReflect it
>>570220462you pop nulli on them as soon as you jump so you can faceroll without worry
>>570227770Assume that I've already used those items because this is later in the fight. And those are defensive items that ruined everything so I can't win at damage
>>570228208What are your offensive items?
Time to do some ket and watch Arteezy play the second open qualis
>>569864926This game is so fucking ugly now. I recently came back, first thing i am greeted with is some tranny goat talking to me.Like, all its missing now is some diaper-furry fetish faggotry from Deviant-art.All new heroes some ugly cartoon rejects. No edge, no semblance of dark fantasy at all. Nobody is playing them. They don't even bother releasing skins for them.
>>570229513the goat you replied to isnt on the home screenmeanwhile you have grimstroke the edgiest hero since tb in the recent releasesyou are full of shit and mentally ill
>>570229938>meanwhile you have grimstroke the edgiest hero since tb in the recent releasesthen you have snapfire, kez, pango, dawn, willow, rm, hoodwink, marci which are all safe toxic positive character designs. can you stop arguing in bad faith for once it's really sad to read
>>570228307All I had was the butterfly meanwhile the naga siren only had a heart as a defensive item with a crit, skadi, bloodthorn, Butterfly and bounty also had crit, Butterfly, bloodthorn, moonshard.These people were having fun and didn't need a bkb or anything, and were beating me because their damage was insane, meanwhile I needed bkb.Isn't antimage supposed to be a real carry?
>>570231987primal beast aint nice
Why do snipers get a maelstrom for farming purposes when the specialists array exists? Ranged carries got their own battlefury and they build maelstrom as if it's relevant.
>>570231987muerta>murdered and back for revenge>wields guns
>>570231987Hoodwink is not safe toxic positive
>>570232060Butterfly isn't an offensive item, what were your actual offensive items?
>>570223505Time to learn Chen, visage and enchantress.
what are the boomer's chances today? Is their biggest opponent Gorgc's team?
>>570233513ZERO
>>570233186They seem weak to be honest I think the safest best to rush the game at my MMR is picking a support with an ult that breaks the game during teamfights like WD, Lich, CM
>>570233186What's the 80 IQ guide to Chen?
>>570234557Early1. Get cc and push creeps, set up a lot of ganks specially around your power spikes (mek, level 6, big creeps, etc...) trade a lot, he hits hard2. Cry to do torm at min 20 on the dotMid (20-30)1. Build auras and stack aura creeps, push you are about to cease to exist Late1. Split with ancients2. Sell your items and disconnect+abandon.Don't play Chen before 2-3k MMR cuz your team won't fucking push.
>>570233779Visige does that if you can micro flimflam.He also gets to spam Laguna blade.
>>570227613>heart AM in the big 26anyway you're supposed to ignore nigga siren and kill her team instead am is trash vs illus but he can safely ignore them
Wcyd vs Tide Hunter in this game? Asshole is tanky and deals so much damage in lane. Can't even instant ban him anymore.
>>570236812Pick him
Is forcing players to play tutorial matches the solution for smurfers and noobs playing ranked? Like 10k hours before playing rank games etc?
>>570237186Nah just a region lock/ping limit would be fine enough
>>570237468>ivan now connects through a swedish vpn into weuoh wow you're so brilliant anon!
>>570242428>Thinks its about keeping ivans out of EUWLol, lmao.
>>570237186smurfing, cheating, buying accounts etc. is as important as breathing to the types that do it, so i doubt it would accomplish muchi do think region locking is pretty much the only reasonable way to deal with it, because certain countries have a disproportionate amount of MMR subverters and other cheaters and they ruin it for everyone else
ah the brazilian schizophrenic is here
>>570215743you inspired me
TOPSON AND RTZ IS PLAYING GUYS!!!
>>570244353https://www.dotabuff.com/players/112174204>crusader 1 after 2k hours>in shitpool so huge rank discrepancy within a lobby>feeds almost every game, has to get boosted by his legend friend for a positive winrate
>>570244353Shouldn't you be sucking your boyfriends dick right about now?
>>570244921thread bully leave!
freemynegroesniggabook
>>570244353Post damage taken/doneAlso>Vanguard>Not another heart
>>570245384Free negro book Give visage his facet backGive lycan his old shard and make the current one baselineReduce the board cd on beast master by 10sLet Chen control 2 more creeps.
so it's literally as in LITERALLY impossible to win mid against a puck that isn't legitimately braindead as pudgethere is quite literally no way for you to win this matchupI just had this matchup and I legitimately hooked him 5 times which in itself is a massive achievement given that he can phase shift and avoid the hooks and I couldn't kill him not even oncebravo icefrog
>>570246421https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8847722505>lowest core damagesounds about right for your retarded meme build
>>570246680>a time traveler from 2012hello! mid is about picking lane winning heroes and trying to rape the enemy mid out of the game. and if you can't do that, because you got outdrafted or something, then you resort to nuking down the lane and rotating a lot. and if you can't do that then you lose the game
>>570245384yeah why not they wouldn't even be that good rn, basically stuck to beast even the 60 min niggabook is basically just for feeding the enemy team
>>570247285>goes mid and doesn't get kills, rotates and pushes lanesounds like you lost mid
>>570246680>why am I losing to one of the most OP mids with a meme pickjust shut the fuck up retard
>>570247449it's not balanced thoughif you are able to win a lane just by picking a specific hero, that means the hero is broken and needs to be nerfed
>>570247623go email valve devs who cares freakyou grief your team by picking dogshit
>>570247623i agree nerf viper
>>570246581Lol valve got away with removing facets took a whole patch away
>>570236812drow, ursa, tide, necro
>>570246971>Highest building damageNah he carried L bozo carry sissy
>>570247923>tidemeant slark lol
>>570247834they tried some shit which wouldnt have worked if they pushed it on every herothe end result was a net benefit to the game
>>570245262i will not and never again suck dicki bet its you koska you fucking retard stop crying so much over fucking inhouse games and stop inting after being a bit in the back>>570244921i have a higher winrate than my retarded friendi just started playing ranked, i havent really played ranked beforei am also just creating spacehow the fuck did you even find my profile i thought i hid all informationwas it my guild or my pp?
>>570248341>i just started playing ranked, i havent really played ranked before>Ranked MM 849 49.82%
>>570248078If you pick tide you don't have to lane against tide.
>>570248821you are only envious of my inhouse wr and mmr
>>570248341It was your pp.im sorry it's tiny.
>>570249068>d2g inhouses in the big 26son im crine :joy: :joy:
They gave botson washed stack a slightly easier bracket
>tfw no football hero
>>570249719What football you talking about
Pray for me
>>570250398-25 mmr inboundI've done the call the agents are on their way.LOBOTOMIZE 3 turbo games to avoid them.
>>570250398\o/
are they gonna commiserate for hours again
>>570251531who is they
Man, the bird needs a nerf.................................................................................................................................. unkillable, absolute 1 shooter, tank, invi... like please stop.
>>570252649Holy shit this left so many turd marks on the ramp
>>570174334>whole peanutsthat's a big turd
>>570232239IMO Sniper needs attack speed. Especially if the enemy team can close the gap and turn the fight on him. Take Aim is a huge deterrent in a fight and he needs every knockback he can put out.You can ask the same question for Daedalus and other shit. "Why doesn't Sniper rush Daedalus?" And the answer really is just attack speed. Doesn't matter if you do 400 damage a crit if you only fire like 5 shots max. If a Hydra's Breath is the only thing you have in a fight at 15 minutes, you're gonna be a useless fuck while a Maelstrom halfway into Hyperstone will be a huge menace for fights and pushes.
who is the low poly lycan in the recent quarturio?
Whats better to play turbo or unranked all pick
>>570257161me, try not to fall in love
>>570250517Agents failed to connect. Finally finished the tutorial
>>570257434Agents connected on the wrong team.FUCK!!!
Oh lordy im in the valvesteam loss wave...................... absolute sh1t matches, the worse in my life please send help.
>>570257986Sorry that's my fault I sent the agents to the wrong /d2g/ user :(
>>570220462Nullifier pulses multiple times so you can cast before or after the ghost.Against Euls though, you want to cast before because you can't cast while they're tornado'd BUT if you casted and the projectile is mid-air when they Euls, it'll still hit them.
>rtz stack already strugglingpack it up guys
>>570261461>a bunch of washed up retards who can't actually function as a team are strugglingwoah...
>>570261461they gave them a easy bracket this time annd they still cant get it done
>>570261746you make dogshit posts day after day your life seems sad as fuck bro
>>570228208You need to hold manta for the bloodthorn and spam the fuck out of counterspell. You also should have got Skardi instead of heart.>while you're supposed to get linkens and bkb and manta and heartYou aren't supposed to do that
>>570263221can you even find games at that behavior bracket or does it take half an hour or more
man rtz is so shit these days
>>570262960kinda weird to take it so personal bro
>>570258371But seriously, whats the agents stuff?
>>570263892im not making it personal i just see your posts day after day and it makes me wonder about your dogshit life i mean
shartourbros...
>>570263221>jewbar not maxAbsolute chad
>>570263992weird flex bro but oki don't have issues with your virtual homofriends brothey just suck
the trench niggas should now see why you buy bkb
>>570264629>buy bkb>spell pierces immunitylife not fair...
>>570264924If you're talking about Doom, pressing BKB after getting doomed mitigate the damage so well it basically becomes a nothingburger spell
>>570257434>Finally finished the tutorialAnon...The tutorial ends once you get to immortal draft...
>>570244353another great dota2 offlane game that didnt take long at all!!!https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8847945467
>>570265482Enable strict solo queue dumbass
Topson and Ceb got carried by Ana and Jerax honestly it's so clear now
>>570265362I don't think that I'd even want to experience that mess, even if I was good enough to climb that high.
>>570263787i can find games after like 5 to 10minutes queue but imagine playing this game xDDD>>570264147lower your score the more racist homophobic and transphobic you are
>>570266238If you managed to climb to immortal you'll get to immo draft in the blink of an eye keep in mind low immortal is accbuyer galore the games there are really low skill
>>570215743>Blink lame>Crimson Guard + Pipe>Be tanky>Make team tanky>No blink>Run at enemy
https://youtu.be/fv4T4E5N0TA?si=10h8mjTsNpoX3y0bnecrophos>breathe it in don't tilt anon haha <3
>>570266873is that the dota powerpoints guy in the pic?
>>570266973no that's your pos2 that's why you should be super nice!
what is arthur doing, is he scriming all day?
rtz stack looks miserablepablo terribletopson washedceb terriblecockva bad off rolertz dooming terrible item choices
>>570265284I understand that bkb is better than nothing, but it is not what it used to be... sometimes is better to just buy other items like manta, linken etc.
>>570269936bro thats you in that webm >>569846247 just shut the fuck upThis is who tells you to not buy bkb anymore by the way
I mean Arteezy has a real item builds and hero pool issue. His team being total dogshit doesn't help too
>>570270450rtz clearly is the weakest linkThe less their draft relied on him the better they did. He has the same issues of overcooking everything as he did in his prime but now he is washed as well.
Dota is a young man's game. Move over boomers.
How do streamers working together lose to some random fucks no one knows
>>570270640Nah they're all equally dogshitCeb is washed draft and game theory wise, Topson just plays like he's mentally clocked out and euthanizing a pub, the german guy is just plain terrible, the pos4 is some literal who but I admit he's at least trying
lmao these washed niggas are still talking about why they lost just keep it moving you got your little viewer boost from the TI content
I dont get arteezy's infatuation with NP 1 like it's definitely some ego pick for him because that shit is not good unless you're a tier 1 team who's super coordinated and playing on tempo
>>570270868Yup the amount of time he passed up Drow for NP is just flat out strange
>>570270730if you remove the 30+yo off the game youd be with a 45k concurrent players game
>>570270838Seriously, they should be playing the game more instead of theorycrafting why they got owned by no-names. I bet the kids they lost to play 8+ hours a day and tryhard every game.
Artour should've made an NA stack with Mason and peterpandam they would've cleared to at least 2nd place at closed quals
>>570270736They aren't working together.
is it over or will they play more
time to root for /our/ swedish autist xibbe and his macedonian pimp gorgc
>>570271263It's over, they got a second chance and didn't manage to do any better
>>570271345lol those niggas might be your guy but they for sure aint my guys but they got a pretty good bracket zero tenacity is going to be a interesting match for them but if they can get passed them no reason why they cant make it to closed
Mason 1Arteezy 2dogshit_forever 3rodeo 4ppd 5this stack will save NA at TI16
lmao banned dusa for what ???
this is artour's humiliation ritual for giving up on mason and the NA boys in favor of the reddit european cabalquinn also got thoroughly humiliated yesterday by the monkeys forever stack
>>570272680dude quinn was playing with fucking archon women lmao its obvious he was just doing it for pussy, dude hates dota (justifiably)
>>570272795quinn just needs to understand these vtuber birds wont take his v card. just squash the beef with mason and team up with dogshit forever for the NA savior stack
>>570272680lmao prime quinn could have carried but he is washed so doesnt surprise me
never seen anything more dead in my life
kinda sad that mason doesn't even try or care to get in on a qualifier stack. Is 9.5kmmr laughably low or something? What are pros at?
>>570272981mason is hardstuck 9k, he just doesnt have it anymore, his sidekick (boris) is twice the player he is
>>570273150i will keep saying it NA should not be a solo region merge it with SA like they did with the whole EU would force the competition to get better and if NA dies out from it so be it but GL shouldnt have a free slot
>>570273150This is what the open qual 2 looks like. the fuck lol
>>570273248pro territory starts at 15k which is around top 200 EU
>>570273249>his sidekick (boris) is twice the player he isThat'd be quite the feat.
>>570273446Wow, that is significant. Insane that the mmr difference is like divine to guardian in terms of the numerical value. Even more actually. Mason literally sucks.
Mason just refuses to broaden his hero pool that's really what's holding him backhe would climb so fast picking SF TA Muerta every game
>>570273985whenever I tune into his streams he is only ever playing lifestealer or necro and afk farms with radiance like its 2015.
*raises loli hand*when is mason-sama coming on today?
gorgc found his calling as a coach
>>570276036>grifter makes a living grifting
>>570276036lmao nah nigga found a way to finesse why play dota 2 on stream when i can watch/coach and get the same money i would playing without the stress
for me its ar1se dota
>>5702767032014 called
>>570276801member when you could stack mines on the same place haha
mason literally got forcibly removed from all of his friends and put in a pool with only bad people without souls because he said naughty words sometimes and that killed dota i think
>>570277086the mason persecution does correlate with dota losing his soulI mean there was also a massive north american and western european exodus and it didn't regenerate with newer gens like it did in the turd world so this game is a barren wasteland community wise now
you aren't a little girl or a human looking animal. you are a grown ass man who should be in prison for being a gay furry pedo at 1kmmr
>>570273985>pos 1 Muertawut
>>570277868?
>>570277086mason was and is a toxic griefer, the kind you complain about in your pubs, the behaviour score system punished him accordingly and he decided to buy a behaviour boost which got him banned
>>570277967Mason's a pos 1 mainer. The Anon was saying he should play SF and Muerta every game, in pos 1, to win. Pos 1 Muerta is not a strong pick at all.
>>570279306>Pos 1 Muerta is not a strong pick at all.are you insane
>>570278394It's kind of sad that Dota is his entire life and he has no friends to queue up and play with. He is permanently muted in game and other people reacting to him won't give him any content in his streams. He plays the same heroes every game, and does the same build as well. He is hardstuck at around 9kmmr and will never improve. In fact, he will only get worse with age. His viewership on twitch is declining steadily, and will probably only be a few hundred people in a few years. Whoever at Valve had it out for him completely won and probably tunes in every now and then to laugh his ass off. If I had a worst enemy, it would be confining them into the dota hell mason currently resides in. Complete checkmate.
>>570244353based
>>570270258Ok, lets say that in that case u activate bkb. what happens next is:>bkb runs out>pig survives >you have 20 stacks of quills and bkb is out>pig activates the quills once more>deal massive damage and u dieI would rush as much dmg as possible, do as much damage in short time as possible and run back.
Team bald has 0 excuses not to make closed Qualifiers now
>>570276703Sex with this thing
>>570279526think you're kinda making shit up a lil bit, you cant queue ranked with friends after 8.5k and the whole reason these ppl play is for points, dota 2 as a game with freinds is not available to players like mason
>>570269936>>570280082(a) That webm isn't about BKB, since quills are physical damage (1k MMR players take note!). That webm is just the PA player, who lost that game because they refused to buy BKB, being a really stupid fucking retard who doesn't know that she has a Quelling Blade in their inventory. She could've solo'd that Bristleback in 5 seconds if she wasn't a braindead idiot going on a Scooby Doo style chase around a tree while holding a Quelling Blade. She also wasted the crit buff on the courier. So even without the QB, PA could've killed the Bristleback if she didn't waste the crit on the courier. Multiple sources of failure in one play.(b) *THIS* webm is about BKB.Look at this PA kill themself on Bristleback's Blademail and make herself an easy target for Storm to pick off afterwards. The saddest part about this point was that the PA, despite all her attempts to be useless BROOOOOLER, was actually making a comeback and winning until this point. Because she had excellent teammates carrying her feeder ass (even the Radiance Tide). Then PA solo fed 6 times in a row like a retard and lost the game because she refused to buy BKB for like 15 minutes.Fun fact: BKB blocks reflected damage like damage from Blademail, and prevents most of Radiant team from casting any cc spells on her for the duration. For more information, check out the wiki page for BKB: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Black_King_Bar
>>570280330What was their excuse before
i dont consume enough calories for this game and its showing, i used to be so much more alert
>>570288297chicken and rice is the only thing you need
>>570289337i have one of those things
Deer wife, deer life
>>570293423those are nipples
>>570294406yes anon, women have tits.Deer women have them too.
What are u supposed to do when you have a leaver in ur ranked match? Playing to the end just to lose because the carry is an account booster
big mac index as a function of the health of the economy and wages but its how viable pos 3 desolator mars is as an indicator of how healthy dota 2 isthe higher the purchase rate and winrate of desolator mars the healthier dota 2 is
the amount of smurfs are crazy
>>570305534you just gotta beat them
>>570305534you just gotta buy bkb
>>570305534you just gotta eat them
>>570283491they went up against the best team in the first open Qualifier this time they beat the hardest team in the bracket they were in unless they choke
>>570305534you just gotta fuck their moms
>>570294406That's areola
>get older>get worse at video games every year wow cool stuff
MAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKThe wave of valvesteam programmed losses comes in form of people afking/leaving the game now. One game after another like this, how am i even supossed to play this fucking shit? can anyone tell me how to play this fucking shit with 2 afk/leavers and we cannot leave the game or we get punished to not play THIS FUCKING SHIT? this is valve and steam sirs, the worst garbage companies that torture their own players, good job, GOOD FUCKING JOB.
Where were you when Anthony "Jubei" Karmelo stabbed BananaSlammaJamma to death?
>>570319098the claude 5 program that we used to create "real" players that can "organically" lose games for you broke this last maintenance so we had to fall back on a gpt-based solution where they just abandonit should be fixed by next week, sorry
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>570319098The leavers will continue until you learn to buy BKB.
>mfw I'm a DPS hero>mfw enemy offlane builds blademail>mfw I build bkb
>>570324872>enemy offlane buys a farming item>you have to buy an item twice an expensive to counter itsounds like a win to me
>>570328956BKB serve dual purpose.#1 Anti-Getting-FUCKED UP tool#2 Fuck U UP laugh at ur BLADEmail tool
>>570324872>>570329187Big things happening in Crusader
whoever came up with this lion melee attack shit needs to be fired and made penniless
>>570329485You will LOVE GoodSven, and you will LIKE it.
>>570321840did brood kill the god nyx? that's the vibe I get
>>570329485It's fucking hilarious and you're just a whiny little bitch who can't adapt.
>7 losses non stopGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGVALVESTEAM
>>570332521>It's fucking hilarious and you're just a whiny little bitch who can't adapt.
I need more Hoodwinks for my Hoodwink folder...
>>570282694I get worried each time you post a webm from the thumbnail because it might be the webms you made of my axe gameplay last november
just kitted out my favourite heroes for litteral pennies. why didn't I do this years ago?
Liquipedia is nearly unreadableI appreciate the work they're doing documenting mechanics but every hero page is a fucking mess, you have to mentally filter out useless little details before you get to what interests you
Forced to play ranked matches with leavers is the new meta?Is valvesteam planning to solve this issue?
>>570340587If someone else leaves you're free to leave as well
>>570340587just leave the game if you feel you can't win 4v5
>>570303718This but for Dawnbreaker.
>>570340587Sub 6k mmr issue
does anyone know how to keep your rank emoticons after you become uncalibrated
>>569969020SOVL pic
give me one good reason to not buy basher on void
>>570348295Because it doesn't work?
>>570348295Erm, just, erm you can't! Okay you just can't meta forge!!!YOU ARE LITERALLY CRUSADWR STOP META FORGING!!!!
>>570348595what do you mean it doesn't work?It doesn't work as in it's not good or it literally doesn't work as in the bashes don't even proc and they can't stack?
>>570348759>Multiple instances of Skull Basher-based Bash do not stack.>Does not stack with Bash of the Deep, Greater Bash, Time Lock and Sai Mode. If any of these are present, this ability is inactive.can you read what the item does before making your retarded posts dumb freak
>>570348862you could have just told me the latter instead of making a 100 page post you fucking mongoloid
>>570348936ouh you big mad teehee
>>570348936you're a retardhe told you it doesnt work but that wasnt enough for your pea brainif you really cared you would have looked it up yourself
>>570348759Both, do you really think people wouldn't be buying it if you could basically double your bash chance, I'm all but certain it even warns you if you mouse over it while playing him
>>570348862Didn't it stack at some point?I vaguely remember heros not being able to buy basher (troll, slardar, etc...) sameway venge and pudge couldnt blink.Then they removed the restrictions in dota 2.
>>570349527no
>team bald qualified for the closed bracketgorgc to ti?
>>570354239>not gorgc playingboring
>>570355053they wouldnt have qualified for anything with his effortmeanwhile shad absolutely put the team on his back
>>570354239Nah but talented team getting to closed with a new squad is great but those closed is a war zone might be one of the first teams to drop out depending on bracket
They made it even harder for western european sissies to qualify for TI by merging CIS and WEU
>>570361523lmao but NA gets a free slot nasty work
>>570354239It's rather strange the top 4 teams are required to play each other now.
I wonder if part of the deal is giving gorgc exclusive rights to stream the games or something because this bitrate is so shit and Xibbe was doing 12 hour streams everyday, his stream with team comms would've been 10x better than gorgcs atm
>>570364701Lmao gorgc is just mailing it in with this streaming shit
>>570344919sure i dont hate it
Dota quality is defined by one strat>How viable is it to pick lycan and knot rape the enemy ancient at 27 minutes 1v9 style
>>570365474that tooinversely when there are earlier 5v5 teamfights and anti-siege technology, dota is worse
>>570249719>Walrus Kick
>>5703615234 teams qualify.... and they already have 6 teams qualified....
>the biggest update Dota has gotten in 2 years is queueing minigames
every game is either hardcore lose or total domination over opponent, maybe once in a 50 games you will have actually even match. is this statistical normality, or is it a bad game design?
>>570373926you're jsut bad
>>570373926Have you tried buying BKB?
>>570374880Does it make me do more damage?
>>570375121yes, since you deal 0 damage when dead
>>570375227hmmm... makes sense
>>570375121Gives +16 flat damage, and more if you're STR.
wcyd
>>570377543You can win that
>>570375930off model trash
>>570374880>>570374686reading comprehension test failed
Hi
>>570379410negroid begone
>>570378716What are you talking about, that's exactly how she looks ingame
>>570379525>>570375930where is the spade
>>570373882Can you save your progress in the minigames if you get a match?
>>570373926I'd say is normal since the probability of having 10 players ACTUALLY trying to win and not griefing is pretty low
5 minute turbo queue dead game
>>570378749you're still bad and now in damage controllmao
>>570373926The games i've been playing lately are pretty even thought there's definitely a pattern of games that tips around 10-15minutes because that's when one team angles to take the first tower and the enemy team defends it tooth and nail instead of trading with an enemy tower. I've also had a lot of comebacks where my team is getting ran down because they have the better early/mid game but they can't close it out and often wipe on HG or around a T2 then my team comes online and we torch them in one or two teamfights and we win. Most of my losses are usually due to role diffs in carry or mid or my team not having the will to group up as 5 and push while the other team does
any draw requests?
>>570393526gorgc portrayed as a mastermind coach
>>570393526Hoodwink looking up at the incoming nerfs in despair
how do you recover behavior score when it's fucking yellow? do I have to play turbo for 50hours?
Dotards, I'm still sad that only one of LGD and Playtime can reach TI. They should give SA one of China's slots since XG is already invited anyway, and they have been the only relevant Chinese team for months now.
Bring it back.
>>570394723be a good boy
>>570394835They should merge na and sa give them 2 slots instead of handing gamer legion a free slot
>>570395794it awful to play on that much ping for something that matters
>>570395594I can behave the question is for how long and if I should straight up create a new accif I need to play for like two weeks to get 3k behavior Id rather get a new acc going
>>570396041your new account will be identified as a smurf and banned
>>570395979Would be around 100 ping using Peru servers
>>570396350which is a huge benefit for playtime lolthey used to split the servers to spread out the ping disadvantage but its still a dumb system
>>570396178since when is this shit? I have like 4 or 5 but they are all around 6 7k good goy score
>>570396565the last ban wave was aug 20, 2025
>>570396678yeah I havent played since like 2022 or so
>>570397508check your alt accounts they are probably all vac banned
I wonder why they stopped collabing with esport teams for cosmetics. Like the Tusk set for VG/fy, the PA Alliance set and so on. Like they totally stopped nurturing any sense of community in the game it's fucked
>>570400224I wonder how many years until you ghouls realize no one cares about the game outside of thirdiesnot even valve cares especially with the life support ai balance patches every now and then
>>570401402if you dont play or care why are you here
Why did it dip from March onwards? People didn't like 7.41? 100k players were iranians? The hell happened
>>570397682I dont give a fuck about my main acc with 10k hours anyway, it's guaranteed not banned but my first ever alt isnt banned, has red behavior score tho, checked just now my alt I created and it's banned for "abuse smurfing etc blabla"how the fuck did they know lol
>>570401720Too many Hoodwink nerfs
>>570401972>>570397682meanwhile this one isnt banned?only 16hours out of 100 to unlocked ranked so ugh, but atleast I have one usable acc
>>570400224valve wants to make money and they prob figured out its not worth it to bother anymore.
>>570401720It is quite the extreme loss, in fact the most so far I think, I wonder why it peaked last August too
>>570401720They took away a whole patch and replaced it with nothing
When does the humiliation ritual of being a dotard end
>>570403583Never we must keep going on this journey
>>570403280True both that August peak and the March dip is odd. It's not the Monster Hunter event either because that was late september - early feb
why does this dogshit game want me to patch something between each fucking match?
>>570401720they turned off the free monster hunter hats
>>570405205updating spyware
>>570405763what reason do dota devs have for spying on players?
>>570405238Interesting Monster Hunter hat theory
>>570412058Finding the Hoodwink and Ench lewds
>>570413326based devs? no way
>be ape>win games with person>friend him because trying to act human>lose a game>unfriend himWhy are brazilians like this? Is this peak brazil?
>>570414793they arent humanthey dont even talk their own language and speak the language of the based white dudes that colonized their dumb jungle monkey asses years ago
>>570414987https://youtu.be/J-B16DzAhkU?si=ZR-4HZTUA4ko-cAz
>>570414987kek, but come on... its ok to lose a game or more. the idea is to have fun. i even told him that i am in a really bad streak that we shouldnt group to play. but whatever, u cant friend apes it seems.
>>570415434he wasnt in for the friendship but for the free wins, just an egoistical nigger
>itss in my naturehttps://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/445752-its-in-my-nature
>>570329187>>570329405To be honest, Sniper benefits the most from going full retard. If you pick Sniper to play safe, you picked the wrong carry. Drow is more your speed.
>>570401972>>570402841all of your accounts are flagged together because of hardware id retard bro
they shot a podcaster in the neck and he died and then they celebrated
>have to quit job because of legal issuesthank god: wagie life was not for me.
>>570425123ive been unemployed for 2 years, starting to feel like an extreme loser so yeah i gotta get a job again. only have like 30k left so ya it wont last too long
>>570418110I am stronger than most mortal Crusaders...When I pick Sniper...I go big AND go home.
>pos 3 leaves lanes and goes to jungle the second he doesn't get his way>now got to deal with 6 slotted kez 30 min into the gameprobably the most fragile role in the game.
idk who brought the pos shit and no one is explaining me what is the new woke speech
>>570427512Did you buy wards, harass, pull side camp, and aggro melee creeps onto your ranged creeps like a good 4 though?
>>570424705he was only 31 tooborn in 1993 we couldve been in elementary school at the same time
>>570427762no. i picked techies and spammed blast off in lane. axe wanted to farm creeps though. not get kills
>We helped!
>enemy is clearly a smurf (level 0 account, low number of games 10%+ MVPs)>they pick pos 5 Zeus>check other players>pos 4 Invo with empty mini and regular profiles has a level 0 Steam and 4 friends>okay, buddy>two of them are other enemy players>an empty profile with Dota+ since 15/5/2026>and a 49% hardstuck>did I just catch a booster stack?>my team all seem legit>they lose every lane>except a few very well coordinated ganks, they just lose every fight>jesus christ, I won against 3 smurfs>take a closer look at my team>my lane partner has <48% winrateI think I just survived an MMR assassination attempt.
goodbye d2g
>>570428908dont go
>>570428908
retard dead game>>570430661>>570430661
