Previous: >>570018694 >NewsVersion 3.0 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/FAuF7Q4IyHEVersion 3.0 New Region Gameplay Demohttps://youtu.be/_nJW1twvikwAgent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786 >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/JNfm_nR4OWo (EN)https://youtu.be/Ay0MISsoU2U (JP)https://youtu.be/a_ibBjQh6Xc (EN)https://youtu.be/3z7P7JCReOE (JP)https://youtu.be/jeH3xLmbnFo (EN)https://youtu.be/VtO9fprNtp4 (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HEROZZZ30BANGBOOROSCAELIFER0617ZZZSEASON3 >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
I love my wife Burnice
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>570055232My FVARKING heroes!
Rewarding my little angel with clavicle kisses.
I love my wife Sarah!!!!
This thread is going to be shit I can smell it...
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>570055560Plug this into your filters, bwo.# Filter Stallman copypasta on /g/:#/what you're refer+ing to as linux/i;boards:g# Filter posts with 20 or more quote links:#/(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){20}/# Filter posts like T H I S / H / I / S:#/^>?\s?\w\s?(\w)\s?(\w)\s?(\w).*$[\s>]+\1[\s>]+\2[\s>]+\3/im/^>>569759541\nstop reposting random nobodies\?$//flop/i/worm/i/wimp/i/hom[m]?o/i/troon/i/pedo/i/cuck/i/Wuwa/i/wuwa/i/pag/i/male/i/aids/i/melty/i/feminist/i/horse(y|[\s]*king)/i/t[r]?(a|oo)naka/i/kekypow/i/tr(u|v|oo)k/i/slopped/i/wonnered/i/dog[\s]*poop/i/(target|intended)[\s]*(audience|demographic)/i/fan[\s]*favorite/i/wu[\s]*w[io]n/i/ugly[\s]*(idol)?[\s]*brats/i/i[']?m[\s]*[a-zA-Z]*[\s]btw/i
>>570055529Very cute clothes, she would definitively use something like that.
>>570055749pants are illegal in gooner incelslop zero
today is vegetable soupgarlic breadcherry cola
Banyue Shifu says:>The man who does not face death is a coward; the man who does not fear death, a liar.
I love my bnuuy wife
>>570055232Such silly goobers I want to fuck both of them
>>570055661Play the game instead of shitposting allday!!!!
If you see me out at Random Play say hiBut if you meet me in the Hollow I'm a talkative guy
So urban!Amrite Fellas?
>>570056257This is what the average Billy spammer thinks is cool
Would it be a healthy relationship? Would she fall out of love with you after a few months as the infatuation wears off, or is it genuine love at first sight?
>>570056257looks cool which means its fake
>>570056410>healthyno>genuineof course
>>570056410Just don't look or think about other girls and you will be golden
>>570055687Here's the updated list, anon.https://rentry.org/zzz-filters
>>570055821
>>570055821We can get some ultra skintight pants but not comfy or stylish pants... maybe if one day they add Luna from Padme that can change.
>>570056617>s1 character that never appears in any eventsproves my point
>>570056609are my balls being drained so constantly that the thought of sex begins to disgust me? Because if that is the case, no problem
>>570056612Thanks!>>570056617Sexy. I want to kiss her into a blushing puddle.
>>570055687don't forget to report this for spammin/flooding
so we have sunnaposters, ariaposters, but I rarely see nangongposters. minus the 1 guy in here...what gives?
>>570056860Report what for spam?
>>570056698Despite being the head of her faction, Koleda gets fewer cameos than every other member of Belobog. The same goes for Caesar and Calydon, despite Calydon as a whole getting probably the most cameos of anyone other than the Cunning Hares.
fixed koleda's design
some of you guys seem to misunderstand that vivian is some obsessed yandere stalker psycho girl but let me assure you, she's just a phantom thief by trade. None of the assertions about her stalking Phaethon, living in the randomplay closet, listening in, are untrue and unproven
>>570056869Ask the 3 spammers responsible for 80% of those posts
>>570056860Don't forget to report this for announcing a report
>>570056869She's ugly, has weird eyebrows and has a nasty scar No one likes her
>>570056860NTA but I'm fairly certain that a single post doesn't constitute spamming or flooding.
>>570057034holy seethe
>>570056716Right between her shoulder blades while pushing her down.
>>570056869Myanager~~ if you wanted to see me, you just had to ask~~~. Bee Tee Dubs, click my link NYOW~~~!My invitation code: GUZ6CV8M2KJoin the Zenless Zone Zero Version 3.0 Return Event to earn up to 340 Polychromes and get a chance to win game consoles, figures, and merch! Return to the game or register and link an invitation code to claim Polychrome ×60!https://hoyo.link/E0T2fpjgC?s_c=GUZ6CV8M2K
Sex? With Bibi?
>listen to an EN VA stream out of curiosity>gagWho the hell watches and enjoys this shit?
>>570055529This outfit is significantly better than what we got for her, honestly. Devs need to give us more cosmopolitan clothing options.
Vivian supports Belle an Wise making a baby together, it'll be the purest form of Phaeton.
>>570057321how often does she need it?
>>570056410>>570056483>>570056708>>570057010>>570057321Rape and eat
>>570056869Posting Nangong usually gets me too hard to keep posting, is my problem.
>>570057010I like bibi ass
>>570057350Are you the guy who was bitching about Astra's VA being "in a cartel" just because she invites other VAs into her stream to pull for new agents?
so sarahposter now avatarposts with nangong?
Bibiposters are frauds
EN>JP
How many days does an account need to be inactive to qualify for the event? I have an alt account that I used to pull promeia.
>>570057601I just want a girl who cares about me...
>>570057651this is bait
>>570057415Multiple times a day, every day
>>570057262
>>570057530Is it not obvious he's just doing a humorous bit because he wants someone to help him? He's not pretending to be a Nangong ritualposter or anything
>>570057651I do prefer burgers to omurice
Bibi, s-stop being lewd....
I like the JP dub, it's cute.
>>570057745Myanager, it's 60 Poly. Don't'cha wanna make sure you're good for 3.0? Come oooon~~~! :)
>>570057651This is truth.
>>570057651The strawberries are mine!
>>5700552322 best characters in the game. Great bake OP!
>>570057913I need a better reward
>>570057934NO WAY
>>570057651Unironically true
>>570057520I don't give a shit about VA lore. Are you the cuck white knighting the dumb chink bitch from yesterday?
Wait, when did she get a wardrobe update?
I like that we all can enjoy ZZZ in multiple languages!
We love chink bitches around here
>>570058016Come give it a try!
>>570058000I like big trips and I can't deny, Myanager~~~... Here ya go~~~....Click it you fucker. Click my link. My invitation code: GUZ6CV8M2KJoin the Zenless Zone Zero Version 3.0 Return Event to earn up to 340 Polychromes and get a chance to win game consoles, figures, and merch! Return to the game or register and link an invitation code to claim Polychrome ×60!https://hoyo.link/E0T2fpjgC?s_c=GUZ6CV8M2K
>>570057902Aria says WINK WINK in EN and WINK in JPEN wins
>>570058225NORWAY
>>570058225*sniff*
Doing old events after main story is funny>Vivian telling Player Proxy she's "Not a Fan of you" after Eous ties with Robin
Someone post a Shunko pic and make the redditranny seethe since she outsold Banyue and Sunna
>nangongposter went lewd in less than 10 minutes
>>570058338Everything outsold Banyue and sunna
>>570058273It's not a competition, but she sounds cuter in Japanese for me.TIME TO WINK~!
>>570058243Nangong would say this
>>570058371Read >>570057469
>>570058086you sound like you're mad for no good reason
>>570058338no one said anything about skunko
>>570058338https://youtube.com/shorts/SsIxfbJIVXc?si=1zfhcsw7tXLjfVXJ
>>570058167i can't believe we can rape corn in multiple languages
>>570058287Outfits ready now!
>>570056626Maaan I wish this was still the standard for ZZZ clothing design.
>>570058243No thanks Sunna is cuter
>>570057651Let's hit the road~
>>570058754Piper's EN VA does such a good job of conveying old energy with a relatively young voice.
>>570058681NO WEY!
>>570058462Don't like how babyish JP voices are personally, her EN sounds just right for they hyper active happy robot
>>570058498KEK, I can easily tell you're the one that's fuming the most right now though....
>>570058754Remember to buckle up!
>>570058752Sunna's a pussy.
>>570058754God fucking dammit how is that image so erotic to me?
i like jp voices because im a retarded weaaboo and japan is the best!!
>>570059064Be nice Mr. false flagger!
>>570059064This but unironically
>>570058338Sunna and Shungus are a team though
>>570058886How is it? Super-duper cute!
I love Shunko but I just can't stop thinking about her breasts. I have depraved sexual fantasies about them hooked up to a milking machine that extracts her sweet fox milk for my consumption while she moans softly with each pull.
>>570059064Sorry bud, Japan isn't in anymore. Kids these days are more into China and South Korea
>>570058897I don't know, I love her JP voice, KR one is cute too, EN sounds a bit rough, like she's too old and not very idol-like... but she's a bit funny.Still, just my preference, no need to try to convince me!
>>570059224why do the other angels try to whore out their sunna so much?
>>570058925anon you can't even describe why you've got such a hateboner for en vas
>>570059026Yada
>>570059457Norway
its funny how everyone likes idols and no one likes ysg
>>570059383Because it gets a reaction out of her.
Reminder that these two are part of the new Team Phaethon.
>>570059558One is cute the other is only good for sex
>>570059597Anbyrotic
>>570059493
>>570059558I don't really like either but if I had to choose one I'd prefer the idols.
It's over for ZZZ.
I love Shunguang and the Idols and also Dialyn, but I couldn't get Dialyn.
>>570059851Harumasa....
Unironically give me Dark Wall kino for Season 4.If we're going to start fighting at least let us fight for the people.
> What's a girl gotta do to completely tear you into pieces?
Whose going to be on the anniversary special rerun banner?
>>570059973Dark Wall horde mode fights would be a good basis for community progression content that you could still contribute to solo. Slowly push it back and the entire player ase unlocks new areas/content at certain milestones.
Even with her symmetry autism Alice is still less trouble to care for than an actual rabbit
>>570059425>pp-please tell me why you hate my chink queen Nah, she's fucking trash along with her goblino friends. Watching them stream to cringe at them is one thing, but enjoying it... lol.
>>570059346I like it especially when she says "Grab the mic and stand with me" and "Hey there Delulu" and "Sing your heart out" and "It's my turn to shine" and "I can help too!" Those are my high pass hallmarks but i haven't heard KN or CN
>STILL NOT EVEN ONE SINGLE SOLITARY GWORIMLYFUARKINGFLOOOOPPPPPED
>>570058167Reminder than Corin is canonically 18 years old now
>>570060360Belle is 26...Zhao needs to show her the Watch
>>570060360
>>570059028Piper is effortlessly erotic.
>>570060161even a child can defend their opinions to a degree, anonyou just hurl insults and refuse to back up your claims with any kind of reasoning
>>570060360I was beating my shit to her since the beta
>>570060479Creator, it is a very good thing that I was already seated for that one.
>>570060161>Watching them stream to cringe at them is one thingYou sound like someone with irony poisoning.
Zhu Yuan is running out of time, she needs a husband and/or children
>>570060774This but Yanagi.
>>570060774I volunteer as tribute.
>>570060890She's technically single mother
>>570060890I will give Nagi 10 children before she's barren
yanaggers sure shows up in a lot of food colabs and not soukaku
jackalope girl onegai
>>570061161Eating and drinking Yanagi (sexually)
>>570060774I want to marry Trigger and have a few kids with her before it's too late...
>>570061031She needs a biological child.
>>570061161She actually has half the same appetite level as Sokaku she just manages better
wish i could go to the sushiro cross promo
>>570061356Harumasa needs to be careful.
>>570061356bitch queefs corpse dust she ain't having any kids
>>570061356>Let me birth your child anon
ZZZ... flopped.
>>570061682Where are her manual expression sessions?
>>570062081why did they censor her booba?
sometimes I'll press EX and Billy's bike won't come out, is it because he's too low hp?
>>570060328She says those things in JP too!I think my favorite is her ult in default outfit - 今この瞬間!妄想リアルに!(Now, in this moment, Delusions become real!) and from the skin ult - あなたの妄想は…もうすぐそこだよ!(Your delusion... is almost here!)When you pick the skin too 今日のアリア…妄想デヴィルだよ~!(Today's Aria... is a devil of delusion~!)All the voice lines from her EX-skill and non-EX Special are cute too, specially things like Hop Step and Intro Change... これにFinale!. They're all super cute! There's one where she just laughs a little bit and it's super adorable, god, I just love her!
>>570060719simp>>570060524I don't find it interesting to play mental gymnastics with you.You'll white knight this literal who VA no matter what I say.>you don't understand her like I do>this guy knows nothing about herOn and on.... You parasocial pushovers are all the same.The fact that you care so much about one random anon's opinion says it all.
>no i don't need to provide any arguments because i'm right and you're wrong
>>570062179yeah, he cant do it below 25%
>>570062461did this guy ever fuck his rat
>>570062281I think the fact that I can't understand a single word of Japanese skews my opinion but you're right, everything she says is gold
>>570062461did they model this guy after bbno$
Sunna smells like?
>>570062461Reminder that Jane raped him the Denny's parking lot
>>570062347>you don't understand her like I donobody said this>this guy knows nothing about hernobody said this either>mental gymnasticsyou can dislike anything you want, but if start talking out of nowhere about how you hate something, then can't even explain why you hate it when asked, you come across as a massive tool who just wants to hate on things as a form of posturing
I'm looking forward to the NTR and netori kino that Remielle will bring as soon as Japanese doujin artists all jump into her bandwagon.
>>570062638Awful bait
>>570062580My cologne (old spice that that I didn't read the label of before spraying it directly on myself)
>>570062638looking forward to the NPC that is just a pair of breasts on a scooter with a lady attached.And the fat lady with the heart of gold and also huge tits.
>Remielle wanting to assasinate someone goodIm really hoping its not just a copy of Blade “killing” Dan heng in order to bring out his true form to save the day type of deal. Knowing mihoyo i feel like thats the case since theirs multiple Sunbringers
>>570062638
>>570062580Sunshine, candy, and rainbows!
>>570062507Yeah, that makes sense, understanding it makes a big difference I think, but also yes, all her voice lines are great!
>>570062835do you really think they'd let the newest shilled vh waifu to be in the wrong
saggers
>>570055687Keckiepow, nice melltea. Woowaa
>>570063341Naggers
I'm finna keep it 100 with y'all folx, Billy is not that fun to play. He doesn't feel snappy, you lose control of him for big stretches of time to just watch animations play out
>>570063341I've been in love with this particular image for awhile. I love her face and saggers
>>570062835https://youtu.be/kOwa-JDl-BY
I did it. All parts finished for jointing and exported. The machines can finish it now.
>>570063408You're supposed to swap characters during his longer animations, anon. That's how you take advantage of animation downtime on any DPS agent.
>>570063509You're printing a Typhon unit?
>>570062723She's not going to fuck you bro. It's obvious you're the seething anon from yesterday or another of her rabid simps. EN sucks. EN streamers suck. End of story. I hope your fat ass lost some weight after raging from my posts 5 times straight. Loser.
I think we're long overdue for a (playable) deer
Post more saggers
>>570063548I forgot to add I don't find the bike backflip counter that satisfying to hit and thats like his whole gimmick, the backflip barely looks like a damaging move, he does a backflip and that somehow does damage even tho its not even hitting anyone
>>570063785>you can dislike anything you want, but if you start talking out of nowhere about how you hate something, then can't even explain why you hate it when asked, you come across as a massive tool who just wants to hate on things as a form of posturing
>>570062835My guess is something about vike because of the 3.1 boss leaks
>>570064038If that's actually Vike, it feels like a colossal waste to throw away one of the OG void hunters on a beginning-of-the-season boss fight.
>>570063692Yes.Prototype, 1/10 scale, colors not final.
>>570063252Well one of them has to be in the wrong, and given Remielle is closer to Yixuan's spot and Yixuan is the most slandered character in the game and Sunbringer is in the Shungus spot...
tf happened
>>570064368Looks good. Planning to paint it?
>>570064426Midnight adventure = bottom surgery
>>570064697What?
Apart from the Venus/Kami-North quests what would you all say is essential Season 1 Sidequests to the world building and characters?
>>570064426Should I know who this is?
she giv u this lookwat do
>>570064832>Venus>Kami North>Pegasus Couriers>That PubSec guy who wants your help rescuing civilians in danger>The military officer who wants your help rescuing his squad from an ambush
>>570064963Piss myself
>>570064963Fertilize all her remaining eggs
>>570064832There was a commission that dealt with mining operations to harvest ether crystals, but I feel like the topic of harvesting ether crystals was never brought up again. Porcelume is an ore and something entirely different.
>>570064368Gib me Aria
Why did she do it?
>>570065262corn....
>>570065039That lone pubsec elite fighting high level Ethereals to get to trapped civvies with only a baton and bright orange armor has more of my respect than 99% of pubsec
Are there any characters whose tragic backstories left a lasting NEGATIVE impact on their character and personalities greater than Orphie and Magus'? Magus is heavily traumatized from her experiences in the hollow zero disaster and suffers from intense PTSD, often losing control in battle as she descends into a fit of rage and anguish. Being stuck in a gun attached to Orphie gives her basically zero autonomy. It is also unknown if she's even capable of experiencing normal human sensations as a result. Meanwhile Orphie herself is a growth accelerated clone with the life experience of a child thrust into service as a soldier. Also had a cybernetic tail, spine, and horns implanted into her body to facilitate Magus. Similarly to Magus, having what is essentially another person physically attached to her also prevents her from living a normal life.
>>570064635Thanks.I'm intending to make big enemy units not need major painting, but still need a couple of decals. Characters will still be resin printed and painted. And since I'm already here, a few new parts to make an optional Typhon Destroyer are next.>>570065221Soon. Faceplate is giving me headaches, and need to do her accessories.
>>5700642383.1 isn't the beginning if you pace it right. The Sigillum fight in Winning Waves was also during patch 3.1 and worked insanely well.
>>570055687Cuckypow mealtiewoowon btw
>>570065661..the cuck award
Why is Magus being such a cunt to Shifu?
https://files.catbox.moe/0pj9ql.jpg
>>570065870because she is ch*nese
A DUCK WALKED UP TO A LEMONADE STANDHE SAID TO THE MAN, RUNNING THE STAND"HEY, " BUM, BUM, BUM, "GOT ANY GRAPES?"
>>570065958*smack*
>>570065958Show your tits, now
>>570065410I really miss those low-level stories, man. We lost something significant when Phaethon stopped doing actual proxy work for people straddling the line between legal and criminal.
https://x.com/i/status/2064459882812858869bunny
>>570065870She's trapped in a fucking gun attached to a lazy dummy she's mad at everything except Proxy Cock/Vagina
>>570066194>beanswhat the FUCK
>>570065469Dialyn lives every single minute of her life hearing the voices of the dead and is only able to somewhat drown those voices by distracting herself with an even noisier work.
>>570066304thump about it
>>570065781But enough about wise.
>>570065474Keep me posted. I damn sure need Aria figures t. Anonymous
Look at this evil creature
>>570065661>anon can see the filter list>still makes a post that would get filtered
>>570064426He trooned out thanks to Lucia's existence
>>570066649>Wow, I feel so full of eggs...
>>570066635I understand. That's why I've taken tips from the chinese one. It actually helped me simplify some things.
>>570066649Reminder that this memory is from a failed loop
Wս can't stop winning
oh god its worse than I thought he's selling dakimakuras of his AI generated vtuber avatar
TURN AROUND
>>570067182EVERY NOW AND THE I GET A LITTLE BIT LONELY AND YOU'RE NEVER COMING ROUND
>>570067143qrd? literally who?
>>570067256Watch out you rust bucket
>>570055906Thank you for your wisdom, Shifu.
>>570067143That's a female
Sex with Zhao is completely unfeasible by the way. Assuming that, since vaginas are typically about five to six inches deep when aroused, she's about the same for that figure due to her humanlike anatomy, adjusted for her smaller scale, then even with a small penis, you would barely be able to penetrate her. And if you forcefully tried to penetrate her deeper, you would seriously harm or even kill her. It's the same kind of physics as with seagulls dying from swallowing a fish too large for itself and its insides rupturing. At most, you might be able to finger Zhao, but even that might end up painful for her if you pushed too deep or tried to fit too much within.Sorry Anon, you can't have sex with Zhao, you will literally kill her.
>>570067882But I'm 6 inches...
>>570067326biggest(?) maybe 2nd biggest guide maker on yt for ZZZ and the creator of interknot network
>>570067882But I'm 6 centimeters...
>>570067882This is why Alice is better.
>>570067962>>570068003proof?
>>570067968>biggest(?) maybe 2nd biggest guide maker on yt for ZZZ and the creator of interknot network..at least isn't a tranny
>>570068039I asked my wife Sunna and she said not to post it online
What's gonna come first? Velina or Pyrois demo/EP/animated short
Telling Sunna I'm going to post my penis online
Telling Sunna I'm going to post her penis online.
>>570066998Damn that's cuteHoyo should sell them for $300
Is this chart accurate? Can I really only expect to hit pity once per patch? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTiSx8OSyx-BZktnpT-fh_pQHjjkD8q3sp3Csy2aOI-8CV_QroqxzhhNjiCZNV4IdzhyK3xbipZn9WD/pubhtml#
CMONDONT BE NERVOUS~
>>570068519Yeah, there's usually around 100-110 pulls available per patch for a F2P.
>>570068553B-but I don't know if I should cute the red or the green wire...
While I am lukewarm to the character designs I am pretty hype for season 3. New game modes and story is picking up.
>>570067882And thats a sacrifice I'm willing to make. That buncun is one use and I'll make the most of it
IM HYPED FOR BANGBOO LAND WITH BANGBOO GAMES FOR BANGBOO GAMERS
>>570068626But this shouldn't really be an issue since I'm not trying to pull every character and 50/50 fails will at least guarantee me every other character I want.
>>570059893The stuff he wants are dicks
>>570068553*Wets my tighty whities*
>>570068637>cuteYou're nervous as FUCK bro. Calm down.
>>570068750Well what if you want both banner characters with no savings retard what then
>>570068553Aight bet *fist fights Nineveh*
>>570068473What would you be willing to pay for a set of parts like such?
>>570068750does kind of suck you need to wait 8+ months for a rerun of a character that you missed the first time around because you were saving.also that's not factoring in ball pulls. yeah I can (probably) get my 1 wanted agent per patch but that doesn't leave any room to get her W-engine too.I'm still hurting from having skipped Alice's ball :(
>>570068703Velina does nothing for you?
>>570068881IM GONNA EXPLODE IF I DONT GET THIS RIGHT TELL ME WHICH WIRE TO CUT YUZUHA
>>570068553>B-but I don't know if I should wear the red or green tie...
>>570068889Have you considered that I wouldn't want both banner characters? Not really excited for anyone in 3.x besides Sunbringer. Sunna, Aria, Cissia, SBilly, Evelyn, Yuzuha, and Bibi are the only agents I want, and I don't think they're going to be getting reruns in the near future.
>>570068962Yeah probably. That's what my warhammer collection looks like right now anyway
>>570069027Follow your heart.
>>570069392Alright I'll cut the red wire, what's the worse that can happe
>>570069215Sunna is literally coming back next patch retard holy fuck kill yourselfAbsolute clown LARPing the game he doesn't play
>>570069027
>>570069215Uhhh big dog Sunna is coming the banner after next
>>570069379I'm asking for a rough number.The files will be free.
>>570069549And I didn't get SBilly this time dumb fuck, so like I said, I can get every other agent I want. Why are you having a bitch fit about my fuckin' pulls? Am I telling you how to run your account, nigger?>>570069635Cool, so this is the strat. Any idea about Evelyn, Yuzuha or Bibi?
>>570069654OhhRoughly $50 to $80 depending on material quality, shipping fee and if instructions are included and legible
>>570069740YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL WE GET 1 PITY A PATCHTRY GOING TO THE SHITTY GENSHIN SLUMS AND SURVIVING OFF THE *MOLDY BREADCRUMBS* OF F2P REVENUE THEREYOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL ZZZ IS SO GENEROUSFUCK I HOPE YOU GET CAUGHT IN THE NEXT BANWAVE FOR BEING SUCH AN INCOMPETENT FUCKING BITCH
sniffing yuzuha's cute red bush
>>570069740Evelyn reran once already like 6 months ago? Could appear anytime. Yuzuha is fairly unlikely she had a recent rerun. Nangong might be Imminent if Sunna is already returning
>>570069863Duly noted, thank you.
>>570069961Boo fuckin' hoo, faggot. Go cry to Mihoyo.
>>570069740Sorry forgot to add, Bibian is probably going to come sooner than later because her last rerun was long ago.
>>570069901*sniff*
Is it worth rolling for YSG if I wasn't around for her first banner? I have the free Zhao.
>>570069961https://suno.com/song/21fcb1e4-0aeb-46b1-86ab-4bdf0ee96d62
>>570070210Do you like her? if yes, sure, if not, no.
>>570070167such blind optimism. Reruns are a privilege, not a right!Zhou is over a year since she was available iirc
>>570070210Yeah. She's prettier than Velina
>>570070167Double cool. I think I'll have enough for most everyone I want then as long as I pick up all the crumbs. I've still got Officer Mew Mew, the Resort, Boo's Got Talent, most of the Hollow Zero shit, and plenty of side quests. I think if even going to hard pity every time should be alright as long as I don't need to worry about W Engines.
>>570070210Having either Zhao or Sunna is generally the minimum requirement to make pulling YSG worthwhile at this point. Since you've got Zhao, go for it if you like her.Though I definitely recommend trying her out first. Some people don't like how she plays.
Meat Eating Wabbit
Wise having fun with Belle's stand in
>>570070304Bibi has fans, poor Zhu has nobody clamoring for her return>>570070372Should be good, lad. Be optimistic on early pulls too.
How many s billys and angels of delusion would it take to outsell one Ye Shunguang?
Telling Sunna she should eat more salad
>>570070794Would it be cool or cringe to stop expanding the roster with new characters and instead give alternate versions of characters a-la Limbus Company in order to continue fleshing them out and letting players experience their favorites more on teams? Like, what if in the story, Nicole gets an upgrade that let's her synergize with SBilly, or Soldier 11 gets an upgrade that lets her make a strong duo with Soldier 0 Anby for plot reasons?
>>570070772Sunna marked them for death
Squish
>>570071096Sunna that doesn't look good on you
Soukaku!Well? What do you think of her??
>>570071672i don't
>>570071642Telling her to take it off?
>>570071672My future daughter
>>570066649>Little Belle>Cute as.hell>Little Wise>Looks like a little fag.
>>570071797Sunna looks very soft and squishy
>>570071236I'd certainly prefer if they spent more time developing older characters further rather than introducing new ones that they need to try and make us care about in minimal time. Alts like Sanby and Sbilly are a good way to do that.
>>570071672Slow.
>>570071672tie the bratty little demon to a chair!Shove cakes down her mouth, one after another!Soukaku has eaten 40 cakes!That's as many as four tens, yet it's still not enough!Realize tying her to the chair was unnecessary because she isn't struggling and is actively begging for more!Run out of cakes!shove the entire rest of my pantry down her gullet!Her huge leaden gut breaks the chair!Her belt is long burst to ribbons!A dump-truck of dorritos and a milk truck of Mountain Dew!Her greed sickens me!This is an affront to thermodynamics!
>>570071917
>>570071706Man, when my grandma was alive, I would ask her about things all the time. What did she think of the Soviet Union, what did she think of the fall of the Berlin Wall, what did she think of the Falkland's War. So many times she'd respond with a simple>I don't.Miss my grandma.
stop posting asses
Hello zoosaars
>>570072362
>>570072450donkey
>>570071672Cute, but her obsession with food is kinda annoying compared to Cissia. I guess because Soukaku is pretty much all about food and not much else.
I will destroy Yanagi and Soukaku.
>>570072450
Renting out a major screen in Lumina Square to broadcast a huge countdown clock that says "hours until legal" and a picture of Sunna next to it
Anon, where did you procure these photos of Soukaku
I work to keep my mind off the wait
>>570071797That looks better
>>570072707Breed
>>570072938turns out if you feed her like 25 burgers in a row she'll get the meat sweats and just start taking off her clothes.
>>570072938What do I get if I tell you?
rabits are for breeding
Vivian fell down and took 15 photos aimed up my loose basketball shorts and then pretended her phone camera didn't flash with every shot
>>570073254>>570073330
>>570072460Soukaku should be cute, not sexy.
>>570072938Well...she told she was the wind element and kinda...we had sex.
>>570073539This sure was a great character demo
>>570073508Stupid foof
ARA PUROKISHI-SAN GOKIGENYO DESU WA~!
>>570072815Would
>>570073539Isn't it kinda crazy how TOPS can just have people killed without due process? How does that mesh with the New Eridu government and NEPS? Like, if a target was killed in a public fashion, would they just go >Oh, that's TOPS jurisdictionWhat keeps TOPS from targeting someone like Koleda who's really successful in her business? Would the Mayor have to call in Section 6 if they got too rowdy? But even Section 6 gets bitched by NEPS, so what about the NEDF? Do they have higher powers than the City Government? They seem to be equal to TOPS, but Obol Squad seems to be the only ones worth a fuck. I'd like a look at how the internal politics of New Eridu stay stable, especially when you have shit like slave auctions.
>>570073762Well-funded marriage, sexual intercourse, and children with this brat.
>>570074053>due process and legal limitationsPretend I'm making like a silly face and spinning my finger around my ear and making a "doi doi doi" noise
>>570074053You a 40k fan? Imagine the Imperium and how it has tons of regulations and laws and firm hierarchies of power and then think about how your authority is actually only as good as the person you're trying to use it on believes it to be
>>570073905She's exactly like my wife
I need to squish Sunna
>>570074214Wh.... Why are you mocking me? People have rights. Even if someone has committed a crime, guilt and punishment should be ascertained and carried out through lawful means. That means a trial and sentencing with access to competent legal council and representation! You can't just send a hit squad to brutally murder someone!>>570074483That would be cool for the setting, but with all the talk of procedures and legality in ZZZ paints a picture that the society hasn't devolved quite so far as to have a might makes right approach. So NEPS and the NEDF just turn a blind eye because they don't wanna get on TOPS' bad side?
>Alexandrina Sebastiane has been officially cleared of wrongdoing in criminal court this afternoon after a pitched battle in regards to a public indecency charge that lasted for several weeks.>Due to the results of the trial, Parliament is currently in session to revise public breastfeeding laws to only protect women feeding individuals below voting age.
>>570074502>>570074585
>>570073357Fucking like rabbits
>>570074890hehe get STRETCHED, kid
>>570074772Now lock her up for killing Lucia out of jealousy.
The Twin Marionettes are named "Augilia" and "Augetta". This is their grandfather.
>>570075095I remember this
>>570075147I think he should be proud his granddaughters became the most fun boss fight in ZZZ with the best soundtrack in the game.
>>570063252>all the Old World void hunters turn out to be main antagonistsKino....
>>570074954
Turning Aria into a metal gear
Will /zzz/ have a melty if Lucy's skin is censored?
>>570075551Great song and video. Cute dork. Still don't and won't have her.
>>570056257im URBANING ALL OOOOOVVVERRR OOOUGUGUGGHHHHH JUST URBANED ALL OVER THE THREAD! IT IS EVERYWHERE. ZZZ IS SAVED EVERYTHING IS URBAN NOW!!! ALL OF EXISTENCE IS NOW URBAN!
>>570075459I want to do overhead presses with Sunna
>>570075585
will something good happen?
>>570075925Uhhhhhh... touch?
>>570062580Definitely sweet, like sugar. Some kind of baked good.
I will hit on Vivian in front of Phaethon's face.
Sunna is CUTE
>>570075894I follow, that does sound like fun. Imagine her impotent protests.
>>570075554She would be the cutest metal gear.
>>570074642Damn I love these kinds of questions but I'm too sleepy now, and not caught up on the story. Government and TOPS make an impression of parallel authority somewhat. TOPS nominally acknowledge the government but kinda do their own things, and having their own non-police Krampus enforcement dilutes government's monopoly on power. Defence Force seems to be the tiebreaker and some corrupt generals like Lorenz use it to make alliances of convenience and profit off of this struggle.It would be nice if Proxy goes back to being in grey legal zone, but also to see more about the balance and structure of power (though that would be extremely dangerous territory for Hoyo as a huge Chinese company), and how Roscaelifer ties into that.
>>570076017Vivian will then hit you (with her parasol, it will result in a concussion and possible permanent brain damage)
would you watch the Sunna stream
>>570076227I would not only watch it, I'd jerk off to it and ask her to kiss Nangong and Aria for bigger donations.
>>570076227Just turn off the stream, stupid.
>>570076341Jeff...
>>570076227>she is here
Watching the sunna stream but every donation is a "sing this song" donation
>>570076227Why did Billy and Nicole both donate a million
>>570076121Maybe Chink players just don't care about deeper stories, but I like seeing the inner workings of governments. It was some of my favorite stuff in Attack on Titan, I love it in Metal Gear Solid, it's great in the Halo books (pre 343), and bureaucracy is always nail biting in 40k stories like in Gaunt's Ghosts. Politics is a mind game, a war like a dance or a duel where both sides try to keep their daggers hidden until a death blow is all but guaranteed. The more skilled the opponents, the more beautiful and deadly the dance of death becomes as they loophole and lawfare each other.
Sunna is SEX
*farts*>*scratches ass*
>>570076590Doesn't Sunna have a very matured singing voice? She's actually really good.
>>570076903Me rn
>>570077074Making Sunna sing "somewhere over the rainbow"
>>570076903*kick*
Sunna is so happy!
>>570077231
>>570077269Why? Is she finally pregnant?
>>570077269>>570077496
pedo ai slop lol
Sunna wtf....
>>570077614Asians really out here making this shit of another man kissing their woman
Wise getting arrested and pleading insanity
How do I post the sound reactions on Outpost chat?
>>570076868Chinese and southeast Asians hate those kinds of stories because they only see the world through "me stronger and more blessed by divine providence" lenses
>>570077812Buddy....if you ask to ask..then it's too late...you missed getting them from the limited time coop event...
Belle is gonna be mad
>>570077963Whaaaaat??? Surely they'd love court intrigue and what not. Just look at their history. Constant games between concubines, eunuchs, and government officials, not to mention the different dynasties. Did they forget about the various warlords that were around during the Sino Japanese war that made and broke alliances on whims? This should be right up their alley!
Sorry, no Sunna today.Just me.
Bibian got too excited and bit my penisShould I go to the doctor
>>570078342*rejects*
>>570078103C'mon, bro... Well, I'm glad I didn't ask in Outpost chat. They'd have clowned me for sure. Is it just Seed and Ju Fufu? Kinda lame.
>>570078342Also good.
>>570078342Oh..uhm that's okay. Do you know when she'll be back? Can I meet Aria instead maybe too?
>>570076772HOW did Billy and Nicole both donate a million?
I'm completely out of loop regarding 3.0. Is Velina good, meta-wise?
>>570078338You're halfway on the money. They like that stuff because it's their """history""" and to them there are clearly defined bad guys and good guys and prevailing arguments that they expect to see everytime they view it.
>>570078745she's good meta-wise if you have anomaly characters and plan to pull remielle dan
>>570078991Why remielle? Does she have synergy with her? I mostly play Miyabi for anomaly. Is she good with Miyabi?
>>570078460>Is it just Seed and Ju Fufu?Nope. Lot more. Sorry, Sarahbro
>>570078745she'll be bis for remielle
>>570078803Oh, so because ZZZ isn't wushu chink shit, they don't care to see a political intrigue plot? That's so bizarre to me. Like, as a Christian, I like it when I read a story and it's "Faith good, demons bad", but I also have an appreciation for "Church bad, indomitable human will good". I like stories like Modern Warfare where the West are the good guys who stomp the evil Russians, but I'm also not blind to the reality of the bullshit our government does and can appreciate Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 where it's clear we aren't the good guys and just as if not more corrupt.
>>570079137Maybe I shouldn't have specified Seed and Ju Fufu....
>>570072556>Cute, but her obsession with food is kinda annoyingbut it's also pretty tragic, as seen in the section 6 special episode:>To keep on surviving... I've had to eat many precious treasures. Everything I ever loved... I turned into my own flesh and blood.>If... If I don't even want to eat anymore... then I don't know where all those precious treasures... where they've gone...
>>570079254You just outlined the whole problem. You are a God fearing American or American-adjacent. The majority of the Chinese population and playerbase do not enjoy or seek any comparable stories to yours because they have a deeper superiority complex and their core belief in both spiritual and state matters are set in stone to the point that going against their expectations is an insult to their very existence.
>>570079092remielle's kit is rumored to require 2 anomaly units in team and velina is the best in 2nd anomaly role bringing the new 'wind' element>is she good with miyabias far as I know, no. Wind element is designed to kill miyabi because you can't cause disorder with/against wind
>>570079592>Wind element is designed to kill miyabi because you can't cause disorder with/against windDamn, they really want us to pull this Velina.
>>570079254Pretty based worldview ngl
>>570079536I guess that makes sense considering that, outside of the Mongols and India here and there, they really just fought each other. It wasn't until relatively recently they were drug onto the global stage and got their asses embarrassed every step of the way until like 15 years ago. On top of not knowing the outside world for much of their history, the outside world humiliated them, so they defensively go "China Number 1". Even when it's obvious they aren't. Face culture and all that. Izzat with chopsticks. Why the fuck does spellcheck not put a red line under the word "Izzat"?
>>570079414Saw it when I went to get the screenshot. I didn't laugh :).
Shittalking nangong on twitter, becoming friends with her in the end
>>570079717they also kinda hinted in the livestream that she will get even better in the future, which is also why people think she's bis for remielle. we'll know for sure on next beta
>>570079162She's good with my Aria?
>>570079536Not him, but I'm reading back the posts and line up with him pretty much to a T. Is this and what you're saying why I despise chynawank arcs? I don't understand that superiority complex mentioned.
How long do you think it'll be before we get another Wind agent? I don't dislike Velina, but I don't really have the hots for her either.
>>570069901I would eat her out till she kicked me off her
>>570079904Izzat must have become such a common word in the past year that the datascraper just accepts it as normal
Can someone post the pic of fufu smoking
