# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>569789345
>>570165643>#56969 69 WOOHOO YEAH 69 69
Light Thiu, dark Thiu, faux Thiu, real ThiuReal Thiu, poor Thiu, house Thiu, field ThiuStill ThiuStill Thiu
>>570166558Which thiu prefers to bottom and which prefers to top?
>>570166676Sad Thiu is a definite bottom
>aspshleyadorable
What will happen to Julia in Burial?
>>570167040They both prefer to be on top but Sad Þiu is more doormatty so he agrees to it more often.>>570169904God willing Our Heroes will be too focused on each other to care about Julia at all.
Sex. With sisters.
>>570169904Inshallah she shall shoot Andrew in the nutsac in self defense
>>570176950You gotta do what the sisterwife says. Them's the rules.
>>570165643
>>570179496>fat cunt coming
>>570176068Do not use Ashlah's name for things of this nature infidel
>>570161970Who the fuck makes these types of games
>>570180783anyone
>>570180783Katawa Shoujo is literally a home-grown 4chan classic, anon. You should read it, it's free and good. Hanako the best
>>570179496>somebody brother-sister without dynamics>specifically around sexual game basedSentient.>Demon hate stickAndrew will DESTROY ??? in at least one ending.
>>570180918The only VNs I've ever played was this definitely-not-a-VN that we talk about all day here and other VN's on Nemlei's (pbuh) arcade which I would've never considered playing (or reading whatever the hell) if it wasn't for Coffin.I don't really care for games in general, Coffin is the only game I've ever found an interest in.
>>570179496>best mod tell pussy Andy
>>570179496>Detroit cum tits
>>570181791classic
>>570181791When the fuck was Detroit mentioned
>>570181430What do you do with your time Anon
Colts legend Andrew Luck
>>570179496>anal best
>>570186641>they call him the health inspector
>>570185810Jork it lmao got em. No seriously I do nothing all day. I fucking hate how unproductive I am. It's all the addiction to dopamine that's fried my brain for almost the last decade. I relapse everytime no matter how hard I try. Pray for me anons.
>>570189440Draw something Coffin-related!
>>570186641Thanks
>>570189515I actually did plenty last year. I don't think anyone would remember but I'm the Microsoft Paint anon who uses his older sister's pictures as reference for drawing Ashley in fanart. I also made the Shits and Shot fanfart in picrel, it's a meme drawing but don't expect my serious drawings to be any better either. I've been to most /calg/ aggies too. Anyway, blogpost over.
>>570190280>the Microsoft Paint anon who uses his older sister's pictures as reference for drawing Ashley in fanartI remember you! Does she do the poses as well?
>>570189440Do you have a job? If so, nothing to worry about. You're doing your societal obligationIf not, blame the market for being shit
>>570190638No, I, uhh... Use her already existing pictures, and I don't care how much of a creep that makes me sound like anymore! I wouldn't want to come up to her and say >hey sis can you let me draw you like one of my Finnish girls for a fanart of this incest game I really like? This one 20-person /vg/ thread for degenerate strangers on the Internet would really appreciate it.God I'm such a shit brother>>570190775I don't, never did. I used to make fun of Thiuposters here and now *I* am a neet Thiuposter. I have become Thiu, destroyer of worlds.
>>570191663>hey sis can you let me draw you like one of my Finnish girlsThere is nothing wrong with telling your sister you need a female model for SFW drawings
>>570191827I know lel I am exaggerating for (failed) comedic effect. She loves taking pictures so I have plenty of samples to take as reference anyway so it's fine.I've drawn cringy shit like picrel too. I'm not ashamed of it but it's clear I had no picture of me and my sister making love to take as reference there.
>>570191663I remember these, I still love this one lol
>>570192140>I had no picture of me and my sister making love to take as reference there>hadOh?
>>570191827>There is nothing wrong with telling your sister-Woah there buddy, talking to your sister? That's literally incest, sweet home Alabama or something. You have to have no communication that isn't identical to one you would have with a stranger, otherwise it's literally unironically creepy and problematic fr fr.
>>570192345N-not that I would have any now! I- I-I mean, this is how it would be said in a sentence regardless, y'know, I didn't have such a picture to draw from then, and- and I- I don't have one right now either!! It's basic English anon, you guys should really get your heads out of the gutter!!
>>570192313Ah yes. My favourite alcoholic beverage.B EE R
>>570192393It bewilders me that zoomers actually think like this (especially in America). Recently there was some ChatGPT commercial about a brother and sister using ChatGPT to plan a camping trip, and people online were outraged over how incestuous the premise is (it isn't incestuous at all). We need to shit fury upon normies by normalising siscons/brocons in the west and turning all non-siscons/non-brocons into outcasts who are spat on in public for being so obviously retarded that people can innately tell at a glance that they are not siscons/brocons. THE DELPHIC REVOLUTION WILL FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE SOCIETY. THERE MUST BE A MULTI-GENERATIONAL HAZING RITUAL AGAINST STUPID CUNTS.
>>570192938
>>570193084Laylee today, Laylee tomorrow, Laylee forever!
>>570190280>>570192313My fucking hero
>>570191663>20-person /vg/ threadThere's at least 50 posters desu
>>570193602if only IP count-kun was still with us
>>570193660*were
>>570189440Always makes me happy whenever I see my edits being used. Thank you Anon
>>570194448Why’s it so fuckin small
>>570194448It's one of the best edits. The dichotomy is subtle yet perforating. The expressions ostensibly convey two different feelings yet actually communicate the same idea, which is scarily similar to Nemlei's own writing wherein the story being shown to the audience isn't necessarily the story that is being told. It genuinely encapsulates the current ethos and I wish for it to be remembered.
>>570189440Just remember that a relapse doesn’t have to mean an end to trying. Avoid the “well I already broke it”/streak ended thought. Carry on as you would had you not relapsed
>>570195295>>570189440We're all gonna make it
>>570189440>>570195295Your dooming? The Knicks are about to win it all and your dooming? NEVER lose hopeNEVER give upThings WILL get better
https://x.com/Luzcckity/status/2063013089876787534NEMLEI, GIVE ASHLEY SPECTACLES IN THE TIMESKIP AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>570195976Ashley is actually smarter than Andrew
>>570195114the original was small, ask that guy.>>570195251>I wish for it to be remembered.Made my day
The siblings share a single brain cell
>>570195976
>>570196774She's getting smarter
>Nobody cared who I was until I put on the glasses
Ashley says hi.
>>570198889Is Andrew about to muff dive?
Nemlei you fucking WHORE!! YOU FUCKING CUNT!!! FIX THE FUCKING LIGHTING ON ASHLEY!!!
>>570195976>>570196320>>570196774>>570196932
>>570198213This 3d model actually looks decent
>>570200993She looks so proud of being a retard
>>570202923Same tho
>>570202869Among Hus
>>570179496>simple head faggots
Do Andrew and Ashley ever get, uh... "physical"? Like do they take off their clothes and... and put on some 80's athletic wear and workout in giant cube?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA
https://x.com/i/status/2064484126904746249
>>570179496>Conversation devlogWHEN?
I don't get why Nemlei doesn't do another Q&A. It would be a trivial way to generate engagement in these trying times, plus people have many more questions to ask now that 3A has been out for a year. Between this and refusing to sell merch before the game is finished, I wonder why Kit9 doesn't just tard wrangle Nemlei and start pushing for some business decisions.
>>570207359Tomorrow
>>570195976>>570196320>>570196774Imagine a reality where Ashley got a major in Microbiology. Andrew could have refined her, instead he enabled her worst tendencies and personality traits so that she became ruined for anyone except him.
>>570209039All according to suunnitelma (TL: "suunnitelma" means "plan")
Once you realize Andrew could have made Ashley a better person all while having complete sole possession of her, it quickly sets in how antithetical his methods are. He's genuinely, a fucking moron. A moron who doesn't actually have a long term plan. His, "intellect" is a mask too.
>>570209254Andrew is spinning his wheels just as Ashley said. He's not a calculating manipulator but somebody acting on impulse (and the impulse is to behave as though his cope were real). When his cope is that Ashley is impossibly evil and that a divine responsibility to compensate for her has been thrust into him, the rational course of action will just turn his cope into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>570208310Nemlei is a woman
>>570213258Nemlei is a whore
>Hey Andrew, would you still love me if I was a worm?
If Nina lived, could Julia x Nina work?
>>570215042Nina thinks Andrew x Nina would work
>>570215341Nina is also wrong.
>>570214837*wereAshley canonically uses the subjunctive correctly (while Andrew doesn't!)
>>570215341>>570215423Julia and Nina living together.Julia patiently listens to Nina rant about Andrew.
What did she mean by this?
>>570215650Andoryū-san. You know how kawaii imouto is because you have imouto. So you better not play weird tricks on her, Graves-sama's son. I won't forgive you, sayōnara...
>>570215042
>>570217292Faggotry
>>570218324Girls can't be fags
>>570218324It's literally June
>>570215617Nina putting Ashley in a cage!
>>570218514So what?
When is the next devlog?
>>570215459>See? I told you it was "were", not "was". Now that you've looked it up, are you going to apologize?
>>570218514I was born in June and I'm not gay. Explain that, liberals.
>>570218860You seem gay to me
>>570218860>I'm not gay.
>>570218860Julia was born in June. Julia is gay. This is her in heat.
>>570220898Julia isn't gay, just because she dated a lesbian (Andrew) doesn't mean she herself is a lesbian
>>570218860
>>570221398>Well, I'm not a fagWRONG
>>570220898>PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - She's enraged. She *will* snap your dick this time.>HALF LIGHT - Here it comes. Death.
https://x.com/memory_cardddd/status/2064399477973135457/photo/1
https://x.com/i/status/2065046930325938187
https://x.com/assfkrscc/status/1819762514651128106/photo/1I rabu this artist
I like sisbutt
>>570221879*CRACK*
>>570218685Cat's gonna whip me for this one...
>>570229440I just realised Vivian is Nemlei's self-insert...
>>570229440Sex. With Nemnems.
>>570209217>Sunni telmaSubhanemlei
>>570229897>>569733568 THANK YOU
>>570230278You're kinda weird man
>>570230402Sekkusu
>>570229897Nemcat: *glomps you*wyd?
>>569733568>devilish smileThat's just how cats are in Cheshire
>>570230773probably suffocate
>>570230773Cum.
>>570230773Flood my pants with semen
The last thing I remember is Andrew getting chained in some appartment. Which route is that? Did anything new get added since then?
>>570234494
>>570234494That's the Shoot Route
>>570234918Now kiss
>>570234494>Did anything new get added since then?Yes! The April update added several new scenes to the existing episodes. Nemlei also said the next devlog will reveal the release date for the next chapter, so stay tuned for July 1.
when are they getting their fortnite skins?
>>570235916In a few years when Fortnite starts selling User-Generated Content like Roblox did.
>>570235916I read that as foreskins. Surely our Jewish Graves wouldn't harvest those, no?
>>570235695Is the burial ending the only thing that got added? Why did Andrew drive into the ocean?
Ashley is the GOAT
>>570235073
>>570237123No, there's a lot of little extra scenes added. But the Burial at Sea gag is the only new "ending" added.
I'll post the new census form on the 15th btw
I feel like I've given up on my new year's resolution to finger my sister
>>570242091Good. Not for you. But good.
>>570242210I don't understand
>>570242091NEVER ABANDON YOUR WAY!
>>570164387Is this a reference to something?
>>570242091Anon I'm not saying you shouldn't want to finger your sister, but it's also such a meaningless end goal because you're putting the carriage before the horse. You can think about fingering a woman if you're already mutually sexually comfortable, but fingering your sister doesn't "just happen" on its own nor can it be engineered. And I'm afraid there is no way to force Delphism.
>>570179496>bad ass rapeIs it a badass rape or a bad assrape?
>>570244945Rape is never good.
>>570244945It's badass rape.
>>570244945Rape, but even more epicsauce
Would you rather Julia survive or die?
>>570169904Let's hope Burial is about the burial of Julia and her sister, and not the burial of andy and leyley
>>570246621That depends on how she dies and how it changes Ashley. I shouldn't like to see Julia die at all, but my preferred Julia death would manage to horrify Ashley and make her see the truth about everything.
https://x.com/i/status/2064940048030843034
>>570246621Die
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard anal correction>>570246621I hope she dies in at least one bad end. I want to see how transgressive Nemlei can get.
Ashley should stay as a virgin
Andrew should come out as a gay bottom
>>570253205Is she a virgin still? In true woman behavior I can see her giving her virginity away on impulse like to Six Eyes or to a rando to make Andrew jealous only to regret it immediately afterwards and blame Andrew for her decision.Just like how she wanted to be fucked by the guards or impregnated in order to get food.
>>570253847If that happens - I'm killing Nemlei, Kit9, and everyone who ever posted in these threads excluding myself.This is a threat.
>>570257448>You ready for when I call that bluff?
>>570253847>Just like how she wanted to be fucked by the guards or impregnated in order to get food.She didn't actually want that, she was just baiting Andrew.
>>570257532Are you?
Does Nemlei have siblings?
Coffinthetically speaking, what should I get for lunch? Pizza buffet or drive through mexican?
>>570260836Pizza feels more Nemleian.
>>570260836Do you want to become morbidley obese or mexley?
>>570261405>mexleyEncantamos nuestra hermanas de Mexico!
https://x.com/i/status/2065089750445474171
>>570260361Just like you are being baited, anon.
>>570263230Meh, that type of boob drawing just feels unreal to me. It should look like a pair of sister Leyleys you might actually hold IRL like picrel.
>>570260836>Coffintheticallygenius
>>570271910According to Coffinstistics, hussies and floozies commit at least 50% of all brother-stealings in Coffinland, despite being a fraction of the population.
>>570273675Who commits the rest?
>>570274873Other sisters make up 49% of the rest. 1% is men
only solution is THD
>>570266240Ah yes, the classic "realism" argument. Tired of tit-erasure.
>>570273675Well, that's the problem with statistics is they don't encircle the whole picture. First of all, hussies and floozies make up 100% of brother-theft, because if they're stealing a brother it necessarily classifies them as a floozy and/or hussy.
She did literally nothing wrong
>>570277586The only thing she did that was right was breaking up with Andrew.
Which characters would like TADC?
>>570278648Everyone blames her for asking Andrew out when it's Andrew's fault for accepting. Julia did NOTHING wrong
>>570278659Julia, Doug, and Six Eyes
You guys keep making posts about her dying. I am telling you now that Julia is going to survive in every timeline and will be happier afterwards. Nobody believed me when I said she'd come back in Ch3, but you'll learn
>>570280416Renee watches it, and deeply relates to Gangle in Episode 4.
>>570280742The only "problem" with Julia is that she's normal. The only mistake she made was being attracted to Andrew. Once she completely cuts the Graves siblings out of her life, I believe she'll go on to find love and live a long and happy life. Andrew and Ashley aren't normal. They aren't compatible with normal. Only they can make each other happy.
Trandy and Gayley.
The Coffin of Julia and Nina.
>>570283714Take a look at the sisters on that sister!
>>570284985She should get a sister reduction.
>>570285946You should get a head reduction. Everything above the neck must go. Everything below it too.
>>570286065I don't agree.
>>570286272Your consent does not factor into this equation.
>>570286312Your equation is outdated and defunct.
>>570286981I hate this pose so fucking much its gross stop shoving it in so much porn aaaaaaaa
>>570287964It's a cute pose
Predict when Burial will come out.
>>57029002410 minutes
>>570275401Tit erasure? You are a bystander to sag erasure, and let me tell you that if they ain't big enough to sag, they ain't big enough period. That's the real tit erasure.
>>570290242Bullshit
>>570292148I understand, anon.
BURIAL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Kit9 just flew over my house and bombed my neighbors after declaring martial law
>>570295534Korean extermination campaign
>>570286981This but with a massive throbbing cock between her legs
>>570296823How many times do I have to say this? Ashley is NOT futa-coded.
>>570297215Ashley is not, but that image is
>>570297762>most breedable fertility goddess physique ever>anon's first instinct isn't to impregnate it but to imagine it with a penis
>>570297865That shit is borderline hyper. Extremely poor taste.
>>570298083The proportions are fucked up, it's 50% fat bitch body but then someone did some Unit 731 shit and stuck a skinny bitch's appendages to her
>>570297865Yeah, problem?
>>570298083>borderline hyperNo it isn't, it's just a fat bitch.
>fat bitchHoly shit, it's Fat Bitch Friday already!
>>570298164I don't see it, that's just what any decent BBW looks like
>>570298704>BBWBeautiful Black Woman
>>570298704Am I the only one who thinks BBW sounds like a weapon?>15 Killstreak, BBW ready for deployment. Repeat, BBW ready for deployment.
>>570299332Lord Unknown is gonna be Andrew's sweet black mama
>>570299370My sister is a fucking weapon! But I think her insecurity about her weight is why she don't like to get on top of me when we cuddle anymore...
>>570300024Fat bitches weight pressing down on you is like being touched by god but women are too retarded to believe this, so it hurts their feelings instead
https://x.com/Angel00954/status/1982745824200462463How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>570298083>borderline hyper"I don't like it, but I don't want to just outright say that so I'll make shit up instead."
>>570275401I do like huge big tits, I just didn't like how that guy drew them. I can bring in even more Titshley pictures to prove my titty alliance.
>>570277586Julia stole my brother I had chained outside. This neighborhood is not what it used to be.
>>570304389>>570275401Not to toot my own horn but I'm proud of the tits on this Ley
>>570299332>black>beautiful oxymoron
>>570302925Not him but it's pretty bad man, especially the "you're into some weird shit" subtle degradation fetish on the side. I don't like it either.
>>570304780That is literally just what chubby women look like, what's so unrealistic about it?
>>570304635Sorry anon but tits too saggy. They have to be perky and virginal or fat and MILFy. No in between. They can't be fat and saggy at the same time otherwise my taste in incest boobies would be my grandma's.
>>570304967She's lying on her stomach, what do you mean too saggy!? There's no other direction for them to go!
>>570304910I'm not saying it's hyper, but the worse thing is it's not even Ashley. It's just an appearance of Ashley without her petite skinny appearance just to put some cow stuff on it for some guy's fetish. I personally don't like that type of shit.>inb4 muh complaining about goonersYes because if I viewed this game as just another material for masturbation I wouldn't be lurking in these threads for the last 3 years. I like lovey dovey canon romance fanart, not just porn.
>>570305297Just give Ashley a few years.
>>570305159I know you're not a professional artist, I apologize. But those tits don't look naturally bubbly like the balloons we usually come across on sister's chests, that goes to the sides in a specific shape when pressed. You should work on them. Please don't get into politics and start a world war because I rejected you from the Leyley's leyleys drawing academy, okay?
https://x.com/Skullid_666/status/2065001798574670187
>>570305297Might be one of the best images I've seen posted ITT, good shit Anon I like it so much I'll give you another (You) for the road >>570305297
>>570305715Still would
https://x.com/Anomalocaris7x/status/2064364085303517221
>>570304558You shouldn't chain your brother up
>>570305558SHE IS LYING ON HER STOMACH.
>>570305936>SHE IS LYING ON HER STOMACH.No she isn't.
https://x.com/Sea___Lean/status/2065235810912551240
>>570305967That region is called a STOMACH.
>>570306075No anon, they're in Finland. Or Ireland.
https://x.com/Anomalocaris7x/status/2064155035081052348
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/490645148/#490687336Turns out there were minigames/puzzles based on timed inputs.
>>>/gif/30774222
>>570297642TW: Puke MILF
>>570306454Why do those retards on /gif/ title their incest threads "momcest/incest", as if momcest doesn't fall under incest? They should just call them the incest threads.
>>570306543>gifI haven't gone there since /wsg/ became a thing.
>>570306334You didn't know that? You can blitz through them by sprinting>>570306543They make separate threads for momcest and sibcest
do not engage with haggots.
>>570306702You are the only one actually engaging.
>>570306686>They make separate threads for momcest and sibcestThey only recently started doing this, and even in the thread that just got linked, the momcest thread is right back to styling itself the "General Incest" thread again.
>>570306210British? I know they're supposed to be Northern European, but they also say "dude" a lot, especially Andrew with Friend B and their currency is "bucks". When talking about the depth of Nina's grave they say "six feet". Culturally they're about as American as they are British. I say, don't think too hard about it because it doesn't really matter.
older brothers owe me sex
>>570307008>my sister will not say this to me directlyHow else am I supposed to understand if/when she's dtf
>>570306998>When talking about the depth of Nina's grave they say "six feet".That's because "six feet under" is an ancient euphemism found across all European languages
>>570306998The Graves are just a vague amalgamation of different European archetypes thrown together
>>570307234Because the imperial measurement system is the superior one.
>>570306998Brits and Aussies still use feet and inches for some things
>>570307684What a coincidence, because I use inches for some things too.
>>570297215That doesn’t mean anything retard
would ashley still love andrew if he were gay?
>>570307983>ifAndrew has canonically eaten semen.
Ashley and Julia escaping Andrew together by driving over a cliff as he chases
>>570307258Exactly. They speak like they've learned English online and have adopted bits and pieces from all variants of the language. Their location is vague enough that it could take place anywhere in the Western world.
sisterboobs
>>570307983>>570308084Computah. Make these guys super gay and horneehttps://youtube.com/shorts/PuIcv3VIJ2c
>>570308265>They speak like they've learned English online and have adopted bits and pieces from all variants of the language.Just like Nemlei.
>>570306686Tfw I did that puzzle before I discovered sprintingAt least I'm skilled enough to have made it through
>>570306542Without Stains
Are these the biggest tits in the Nemleiverse? Apart from Joutilainen of course.
>>570311442Nemlei's witch tits...
if she so bad why sexychekersmate, libtars
>>570314230I've never seen 2D twerking look right.
Do you guys want me to drop the census form a few days early
>>570315031Add a question "Do you hate niggers?"
>>570260836coffinthetically? peopleif by mexican you mean actually from mexico, then you might actually get some human meat on your order as the cartel disposes of bodies in meat processing plants, so go for it
>>570306998That just means they're Canadian. It makes sense too, with the medical system trying to kill them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww
>>570319729NEMLEI ROBBED US
I have just felt the same burden Andrew experienced as a child because my nieces are over and immediately they started watching brainrot compilations on YouTube. They don't even wanna play Minecraft. Leyley was the original iPad kid and Andy was the iPad.
>>570321872and when you try to take her iPad away from her, Leyley starts screaming, crying, and plotting to murder you
>>570324832Ashley has a great butt and I'm tired of imbeciles pretending otherwise.
>>570308619This Andrew looks like he drives
>>570306029ESLley
Applying a wrench directly to Andrew's balls
>>570330114To crank his nuts?
>>570308619This CG is literally me
>>570311442That cat is ZONKED!
SexWith Andrew
>>570332956He has brain damage from Witch-san's huge tits constantly turkey slapping him
>>570334165
>>570334184I want to get turkeyslapped by huge tits
>>570305802Two (Me)s? In this economy?? God bless anon!
>>570315031No, do it as you always do. But add the question "how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning" please I ask you everytime
>>570337236Huh? But I didn't add the question.
>>570324832>Ashley, you don't have to arch your waist to the point that you're about to break your fucking back just to show me your ass
>>570337236Fuck it! Why not throw the full Wechsler adult IQ test in there at the start too?Total respondents Summer 2026: 2
>>570337419>Seriously Ashley, you don't have to arch your back like a pro and wiggle your shit back and forth EVERY SINGLE TIME we hug
>>570337576No but for real why did he say that? Nemlei's writing is getting confusing, I really didn't get all the arched back ass show-off hug scenes in Episode 6.
>>570337576The amount of fanart that has this insane lol
>>570337889Another
>>570337989A more recent one
>>570314230>Yes, I wanna see you twerk your shit honey.
>>570314230Renee's skirt goes below her knees, gooner
>>570338659KekGood art anon
>>570307983>ifAndrew is the worlds biggest faggot
Andrew is a cortisol addict
>>570338242Did he deserve it?
>>570179496>sister Juliaword cloud really loves Jane.
>>570340916This is a hussy general. Some posters just haven't accepted that yet
>>570340916I love Jane! I want her to slap me in the face.
>>570341420Prepare for trouble! And make it double!
>>570341325
>>570341325>hussyThis is Jane posting hours, please do not insult us with the inferior sister trying to take credit.
>>570179496>status ugly artistWho?
>>570179496>universe makes hussies completely retard boyfriendDeserved for ever touching a hussy
>>570327407
>>570342068Watasi
>>570332956>>570334184Nemcat: :3
>>570311442>>570342638This further illustrates the deep relationship sisters have with cats: cutest when they're retarded.
>>570342638Genuinely one of the best Julias ever
>>570338659Secondary. Ashley would never say this.
big fucking sistermilkies
>>570345518What's the matter?
>>570306542>>570310148Janidrew! These two need mopping also!
>>570346125Kids these days have no manners. Doing it for free is the most thankless job there is!
>>570346125Maybe Jannidrew would know about it if anyone in this thread informed him!
>>570345458>>570343320>>570310148>>570306542>>570306029KILL CONFIRMED
>>570345905Hereditary Graves resting bitch face syndrome
>>570347065What's RBF called on guys? Because I have that.
>>570347143Autism
>>570347679kek
>>570347679>t.
>tfw the Coffintwt artist with shitty takes used to be someone from a diffrent Fandom on Tumblr before she somehow spiraled even worse.
>>570349293
>>570349486Kilbit
>>570349293Not to twitterpost but remember that one former /calg/ user who took to Twitter to blame us here for the mosque shooting? He recently posted a character analysis of Ashley, and it was one of those dog shit takes where you start off convinced it is brilliant satire, but as you keep reading it dawns on you that this nigga genuinely believe this shit
Why did that anon specifically choose renee for those puke slop pics?
>>570349912No, I'm not aware of him. QRD?
>>570350074I don't intend to start a harassment campaign, and someone already linked his tweets back when the mosque shit was fresh. Basically he was railing against us on Twitter for apparently causing "irreparable damage" to the Coffin community, and that we've no right to consider ourselves the original fans of this game. And apparently chuds like us are drawn to Coffin because we see Gravescest as an Aryan eugenic breeding experiment.
>>570349856Most garbage takes I've ever seen in my life. I'll literally come here to make copypastas out of his verbal diarrhea.
>>570351196What takes?
>>570350963this is actually a truthnuke if you replace all the right wing shit with the idolisation of incest and the flanderisation of Ashley's character that this general contributes significantly to. Half the posters here don't even care for the story or even really for the characters, they just want to use it as a vehicle for their incest kink. i've started lurking instead of posting because the fetishposting has lowered the quality of discussion beyond all conceivable metrics. This is my first post this quarter.
>>570351278https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566450125/#566586798
>>570350963>chuds like us are drawn to Coffin because we see Gravescest as an Aryan eugenic breeding experimentThis is hardly what makes Coffin a chud game in the face of Dr Fauci starting a hoax viral outbreak to lock people up in their homes, where he and his conspirators administer the actual lethalities. Ashley also uses 4chan vocabulary like "shill" and Andrew knows the exact temperature needed to create a body.
>>570351821cremate a body*
>>570351396>flanderisation of Ashley's character that this general contributes significantly toWdym? /calg/ is basically the only place pushing back against LE ASHLEY BPD DEMON SEXOOOOOOOOO, even if there is one Anon who fantasizes about beating Ashley Russian-style.
>>570350963He's right though
>>570351196Back when she was part of the Tumblr Degrees of Lewdity Fandom she was less unhinged ironicly enough. I guess coffintwt really destroyed what was left of her sanity. Shame cause I kind of liked her art.
>>570351401KEK I forgot about this.
I wish I was dead
>>570353121I wish you were dead too, Andrew, for what you did to Ashley and yourself because you hate yourself.
>>570350963>>570351821Whether you consider Coffin a right-wing games hinges on your attitude toward Andrew. Do you see him as a victim trapped by external forces? Did you cheer when he beat his sister? Do you think he dindu nuffin? If this is you and if you think that is the intended message of the story, then for you Coffin is a left-wing game: you think intergenerational trauma or intersectionality or whatever the fuck absolves the lowest dregs in society of all culpability. Look at a very topical court case right now to see how suicidal empathy leads people to genuinely believe that savagery is not one's own fault.On the opposite hand, do you believe Andrew has agency? Do you think the toxicity is something he helps maintain on account of his personal weaknesses? Do you think the cycle of abuse has already evolved past whatever Renee taught her kids? Then for you, Coffin is a right-wing game: you hold individuals to account for their decisions and no one is to blame for murder except the murderer.This helps explain why Redditors and retarded teenage girls paint Ashley the way they do (evil white oppressor essentially), and also why so many people here at chud central think they could fix Ashley (saving the white race).
>>570353641But Anon, fixing Ashley IS saving the white race.
>>570353121*were
>>570354195Die.
>>570354195You want to be resurrected?
>>570354576HEY! Me first! I was first!!!
>>570354887Hitler has been on the waiting list forever. He gets dibs on the next resurrection.
>>570354576I AM THE RESURRECTION AND I AM THE LIFE I COULDNT EVER BRING MYSELF TO HATE YOU AS I'D LIKE
>>570355002>My spirit will rise from the Graves and the world will know that I was cute :3
>>570353641>Did you cheer when he beat his sister?This doesn't automatically mean you're left-wing, it could also mean you're brown
>>570356530No homo but if I had to fuck a man it'd be Julian. And if I had to rape one it'd be Andrew
>>570356904I agree. Julian is a cute, fuckable twink.
>>570356904>>570357408It's June, anon. You can just say you want to fuck a cute boy, we all do
I want to have a heterosexual relationship an Ashley that heterosexual sex and childmaking.
>>570347679I remember I was telling my sister "There was one moment in high school where I stopped dead in my tracks and realized I might be autistic", and she just replied with the most resigned tone "Anon, you are autistic."
>>570357408This street art is in Peru right? I think there was a Peruvian anon here at some point...
Pretending to be Andrew's BF so that people will think he's gay and not suspect he's actully fucking his sister! (You get to fuck him from time to time)
Does she know?
>>570357643>a heterosexual relationship
I love my wife Noelle!
>>570357478Im not gay though. >>570358340I dont know where this is. The other street art of Jewish andrew and Jewish ashley is in Philadelphia though.
>>570350963>nazis cannot create and explore, only destroy
>>570359424>Philadelphia
>>570351396>MUH CHARACTERIZATIONNemlei personally fucked up the characterization in the third episode. If you want to have deep discussions about characters - you're a fool to be seeking them in post ep3 coffin threads anyway.
>>570359790>Nemlei personally fucked up the characterization in the third episodeHow so exactly?
>>570353641
>>570359912It's just an Andrew yume
>>570361025Hey, it's the sister helpline!
>>570361051>The Coffin of Andy and Leyley if it was made 15 years ago
>>570361025Ashley lives…in a society. Also, that man is gonna lose his nuts when Ashley finds him.
>>570361051Ashley looks like she genuinely reeks.Andrew looks like he doesn't bathe and just sprays cheap cologne on his clothes.
>>570359912Ashely maintaining a woman moment against Andrew for over a year knowing what she's like.
>page 9POST SOMETHING NOW
>>570364998Something Now
>>570361575It wasn't just a woman moment, she shot her shot and got rejected by the only person she ever cared about. Distancing herself from him is a pretty normal reaction.
>>570364998something now
How many of you mfs searched real brother sister sex on web? Be honest.
>>570366114....me
>>570366114Definitely me. There used to be a lot of incest videos on Motherless that I thought were pretty convincing but I hear the site is cucked now so they're probably gone or were forced to put "step" in the title.
>>570358340Peruvians have a long history of loving sisters.
>>570356530Why does Julia* still wear the arm socks even gender flipped?
would you accept MOMMY saving this thread?
>>570367025She should be puking in my mouth rn
>>570367025
Are Andrew and Ashley Übermensch?
Just got a very Thiu coded ad
>>570351396fuck right off then faggot, we've been fetish posting since first bake
>guuuyyys Nemlei is such a sooper serious writer you have to take her characterizations seriously STOOOOP reducing them to fetishes and kinksIf you guys had read a book or ever had a relationship with a woman who was not related to you, you'd know that the entirety of Coffin is a woman having a multiple hour long humping her pillow session fantasizing about killing her parents so she can marry brother before pissing herself in a quivering orgasm. The WHOLE GAME is one long woman narrative driven shlick fest.
I ain't reading allat. Good for you or sorry that happened.
>>570364998Something now
>>570368402A damning indictment of Neetzsche's philosophy if so.
>>570370050Did I make that? I don't remember. If the real maker of this image is here may he speak now because otherwise I will assume it's one of my edits.
>>570350963Coffin is an aryan game thoughbeit
>>570361051>>570361240more like if The Coffin of Andy and Leyley was made by autistic tiktok old school-glazing tranny
>>570354195there is absolutely 0% chance ashley would catch an improper use of the subjunctive before andrew.
>>570359614I mean modern day ones are like that, their idea of art is AI slop saying some funny racist shit. Chuds can produce good entertainment (e.g. Katawa Shoujou), however actual 1488 types don't produce anything.
>>570365379Not when she's that attached to him.
So wait were the wardens really pocketing the money that was meant to feed them? I don't get it.
>>570369353I read Dune. First book was alright, second was below mediocre, third was mega dogshit. I thought the game was well written until recent developments.
>>570374591>I mean modern day ones are like that, their idea of art is AI slop saying some funny racist shit. Chuds can produce good entertainment (e.g. Katawa Shoujou), however actual 1488 types don't produce anything.
>>570375668Fucking Northern lights radiating from that photo
When will there be a Coffin Fortnite collab?
>>570349293>>570349486>>570349912>>570350074>>570350963>>570351196>>570351278>>570351396>>570353641
>gave a fuck enough to reply every single one
>>570376495Sometimes you gotta remind people
Why exactly do you care about the political opinions of those you've never even met in person?
>>570377108They see normie social media as a battlefield for retarded culture wars and 4chan as their favorite political hug box, and it’s anons their own Militaires Sans Frontières
>>570355002>raise Hitler from the graveMaybe it was a typo all along? Should it be raise Hitler from the Graves.Will Andrew and Ashley birth Hitler2?
>>570376315>>570376495this is always the low t bait when someone posts that so I fixed it
>>570378602big if true
Have you seen Ashley draw she already is Hitler 2
>>570376315>>570379108Need one that just says>FUCK
My biggest fantasy is caressing my pregnant sisterwife's belly from cuddling her from behind. Kissing her neck, hair and cheek. Telling her it will be alright and I am here for her.
>>570361051
>>570379475Be careful with this newfound power.
>>570379475I left an invisible booger on the other one with my butterfingers but I locked in for youanon
>>570379760Waheyyyyyyyyyyy it's trandy and lola
The TCOAAL characters watch anime.Ashley insists that Eren did nothing wrong.
>>570379615Does your sister feel the same?
>>570380762NoiceGet down Julia she's gonna say it!!
>>570382919NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570382919based
>>570382559Andrew would watch the anime that he thinks are smart like Steins;Gate and Code GeassAshley would watch anime like Elfen Lied
>>570341325>>570382919Hussy summoning ritual
>>570380336>>570380762Won't this mostly be used to tell people to fuck?
>>570383697Make sure you have the right food for her.
>>570383110
>>570383983I guess you could say I really fucked the dog on this one
If I see you in the streets bitch ya ass is DONEI don’t need your opin-YUNDo what I fuckin’ WANTYou such a fuckin CHUMPPockets all swole, lump sumDAMNBitch you a fuckin BUMOh my fuckin godSmack a bitch todayThank god I ain't have to smack a bitch todayYeah! Smack a bitch todayThank god I ain't have to smack a bitch todayhttps://youtu.be/-D4happ4TQU
>>570384416Leyley!
>>570350963>nazis cannot create and explore, only destroyI swear this person is so lacking in the self awareness department that they have no idea how meta the whole "Left can't meme" joke is with their own postings.
Julia got cake
900 Arch Linux package repositories have been found to contain malware and rootkits. I have noticed that the Linuxtard is absent. Perhaps he got done in by this nefarious actor.
>>570386786She sure does
>>570386975I thought he was a debian/ubuntu shill not arch? Or are there more than one?
>>570380762>fuckshleygun
>>570390353that sure is the filename
https://x.com/i/status/2065553512772043192
"tAr SoUl AnD bRoThEr, I oFfEr tO dRiVe yOu To My ReAlm.""Yay! Wait, drive?""yEs. EnTeR tHe 1977 AmC gReMlIn. JuSt mOvE tHe McDoNaLdS wRaPpErS tO tHe FlOoR. ThE bRoThEr cAn rIdE iN tHe BaCk.""Wait, you can DRIVE to the demon realm?!""YeS. My ReAlM iS oUt PaSt ThE aIrPoRt. iT iS a LoNg DrIvE, yOu WiLl GeT hUnGrY. I rEcCoMmEnD pUrChAsInG cOrNeD NuTs WhEn We StOp FoR gAs."
Wahey!
>>570396423true
>>570399895
>>570395516But how does the fat cloud hold the steering wheel?
>>570402705He realizes he can't and makes Andrew drive instead.Also thinking about this, would ??? remember or even know how to drive? I'm sure he was a human before ascending but when did he leave his physical form? Would he even have seen a car before as a human?
>>570403087Why did they draw Baby Saja as Andrew
>>570403103I can't imagine he was around past the point of cars being anything more than a novelty
>>570403103>>570404282inb4 he ascended just last year or some shit and isn't some ancient spirit
>>570402370Is this a reference to something?
>>570405081https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-dis-nigga-look-so-mad
>>570400663
What if the hitman's car had a CD player, but it wasn't installed correctly and the memory wire wasn't hooked up right and every time Andrew started the car, it started playing the CD all the way from the start and Ashley was slowly going insane, because she'd heard the intro to Thunderstruck from AC-DC's Live at Donington 1,000 times now and the driver didn't seem to mind, like that Summer I worked as a landscaper?
>>570409736...what?
>>570403087kino
Sister sex
>>570372314I love Nemlei
Depression sex with Thiu
>>570416894Every time I see this image I cant help but wonder what it would look like if it was a Þick instead of a phone
>>570417225Uh, yeah. That's the point of the image
>>570417324>pregnant on the rightSo uh, who was the other pure soul in the realm between in episode 2? I doubt Renee wanted to get preggers again but it was a popular theory that it was the soil of a fetus
>>570417324I need her to lay on top of me
>>570419818
I need her to lay on top of me
>>570419996Huh?
>>570419907
>>570419996>>570420116OH
>>570420116
>>570419969I need her to Ley on top of me
>>570375540Retard
>>570420303
For architect anon.https://files.catbox.moe/z7ehkc.png
>>570422217>anonWe are legionAlso, gross
Why do you like evil women so much?
>>570422217Why does Andrew look like The Scream?
>>570423156Poor composition skills mainly.
>>570422960Capable women with strong personalities are hot
>It's raining outside...Is this a metaphor?
>>570427295Rain is typically symbolic of change. So, probably? Though I also wouldn't doubt it just made for a convenient game mechanic to pan out a puzzle. Not everything has symbolism.
>>570427295>the rain is there to stop ashley from watching (which she does in the dream form ep 2) and to demonstrate her own sadnessjust my own headcanon
>>570427295>>570427476>>570427636I like that solving this puzzle involves literally sweeping a heart under the rug (and while doing so, you find the pink button for the pink switch). Is he sweeping Julia's heart under the rug, or his own?
>>570422217Yeah I didn’t laugh at this one. Just looks like Faust
>>570422960dey make my pp hart
>>570427829>his ownThis makes more sense thematically. He's literally hiding and denying how he really feels.
>>570422960Ashley isn't evil.
>Andrew writes, but Ashley doesn't care for poetry>Ashley draws, but Andrew doesn't care for visual artsThis dichotomy is NEMLEIAN.
>>570344757I couldn't think of other dialogue
>>570431503
>>570430467>So, which do you like more? Mom's cooking or cooking mom?
Zero enthusiasm. Zero interest in to play? Constantly nagging? If you don't like it, why are you playing it? To entertain 11-12 years old? To get more views from them? If not then why are you playing a psychological game that can effect underage audience? Let's say you don't give a fuck about them, then do your fucking job properly. Stop irritating the viewer with your dumb baseless criticism. Stop trying to insult people who like the game. Their views for the gameplay of tcoaal decreased gradually. Because even when I was 12 I wouldn't stand for this losers.
>>570432262Probably should've spaced this out better.
>>570433182>o entertain 11-12 years old?Where is this strange misconception that the game was targeted to non-adults even come from? Steam page makes it abundantly clear, most major content creators who have played it have a majority adult audience. Anyone who claims the contrary I'm going to assume is trying to moralfag from now on.
>>570433182
>>570433367Based
i ended up speed/hate reading halfway through flowers in the atticfucking book sucked
>>570433550Ashley's neck is BRUTAL
>>570433648>you got a FAT neck, Ash
https://x.com/Selverna/status/2065681607948894572/photo/1
>>570417324more...
>>>/v/740944068
>>570433550doesnt this violate gr15 even when they are human?
>>57043534199% of that thread is AI generated kek. Haggots are truly the most witless "fans" of this game.
>>570435434Anon has AIDS (Artificial Intelligence Derangement Syndrome)
>>570435429No
>>570435434This seems like the perfect time to admit that I’ve flooded this general with disguised sloppa over the past few months and I regularly see them reposted by others even when I can still notice I made telling mistakes
>>570436156idgi but I'm cackling anyway
Gonna say itDecay shouldn't have been a dead end
Do Ashley's little legs get cold? I worry about Ashley's little legs.
>>570437273It isn't one
>>570435606
>>570437273>he only saw Shots and Such
>>570435942I know it's slop everytime and I post some just cause it's nice. Not everything is a great victory in your pathetic life free of achievement.
>>570375668Why didn't anyone respond? I was actually curious...
>>570438749PrtScr it and I'll respond
>>570438335cope and literal seethe, I don’t think long filename anon (You) is even one I’ve seen post it. But I appreciate your appreciation anyway, even if it’s wrapped in a weird level of hostility and reaching
Picrel is so peaceful
>>570433182>>570436156https://files.catbox.moe/7w6n3c.mp3
>>570198889In my heart this was >>570198888
>>570438335why are you upset? I didn’t want you to be upset. I want you to like them and use them I don’t care who knows if they still like them… everything I do here I do to bring joy… it wasn’t a flex I just thought it was funny that anon didn’t notice this thread has some too.btw I’m not the puke guy, I thought it was just someone trying to find the next obeseshly style shtick and using obvious prompt and dump ai to do it, but apparently that anon does this to many characters and franchises
>>570439890Please tell me this is TTS
>>570375668Well it seems like starvation wasn't the plan (as it would damage the organs)
>>570439890I am cryin
>>570435942I have never seen this image attached to a non-shitpost.
>>570419818>>570419907>Despite her protests and initial shock Renee is surprised to find she's actually happy to have a grandchild.>It's like all of her stress was a result of being a parent herself >but now that dumbass1 and dumbass2 have to take all the responsibility for the little rugrat they created>it's actually...fun. >She just hopes dumbass1 and dumbass2 don't sus her out.
how do you make sisters (or women) not insecure about pic related?
>>570442064Be much bigger than her so she doesn't have the "a men's large fits me just fine" realization.
>>570442257Gross, that defeats the point
>>570307684Yeah mate I use feet to jack off
>>570307983yeah, probably even more convenient as she wouldn't have to satisfy him sexually and he would be too closeted to act on his urges with a man
>>570442620Is it easier to say your dick is 6", half a foot or 15cm?
Nemlei WILL use RPG Maker to its fullest and give us a turned based JRPG final battle against LU
>>570442806Yeah that's one good reason to use centimeters, penile size in inches makes it unnecessarily difficult
>>570444728>>570442806Measuring your penis in centimetres is instant ick
We all know ??? is a fart cloud, a fume ball, etc. But what is Lord Unknown?
>>570444814A tree nigga
>>570444785I don't know why some foid would think that because it sounds like you're desperate for every single unit of length on your weener, but I only do so because it's my native measurement and therefore inches feel cumbersome. Like between 6 inches and 7 inches there are 2-3 centimeters, it sounds reductive and counterproductive when you're not raised with it is all.
>>570445191>I don't knowI meant I CAN SEE*** what the hell is wrong with me...
>>570444785try mm
https://x.com/i/status/2065730487864443367
>>570445191There's a lot of room for fraud in rounding up to meet the higher value when you're just over the half inch.But dick measuring isn't an exact thing..
>>570445876No joke my dick is exactly 6 inches to the millimetre. I JUST barely made it, bros.
>>570446089What's the most accurate way to measure a dick?It's a fleshy rod and the angles affect a lot.
>>570446273No matter the curvature of your penis, you are thrusting it one direction and so you should measure it in a straight line with a normal ruler.
>>570446273Hussies on the Internet will call you a shrimp dick for being under 9 inches. Sorry anon.
>>570446528Goddamnit meant for this >>570446089
>>570446273The only accurate measurement is to just fuck a woman. Like >>570446528 implied, women have absolutely no understanding of imperial measurements (which is why feminized Eurocucks use metric). A 5'10 guy can tell a chick he's 6'1 and she'll believe him because what the fuck are the other 3 inches when you're 5' tall yourself? Every male is gigantic compared to you. Likewise, guys inflate their dick sizes to women and they believe it, because "Yeah, it probably is 6 inches" is believable once it's in your mouth. Just don't be retarded, fuck your sister btw
>>570443335lmao, we will get another "interact in a specific order/choose your path according to flowers/count all leafs" puzzles. Nemlei sucks at anything other that story and character design
>>570447445Not gonna lie, the flowers are pretty overused at this point.>>570443335Coffin with LISA the Pointless' gameplay would be kino.
>>570447130This post inspired me to lie to women and have sex with my sister
>>570447130>which is why feminized Eurocucks use metricMaybe there's some truth to this. I asked my sister how much she thinks her breasts weigh and she said "I don't know, probably 3 or 4 kilos. You fucking pervert!" which actually would line up with her cup size. And I WASN'T being a pervert, she was talking about maybe getting a breast reduction due to back pain and I wanted to mathematically prove that it wouldn't do anything.
>>570447445>>570447531Next episode will contain shmup rhythm game RPG-based word puzzle FPS elements with 3D graphics and Nvidia ray tracing and it will be kino.
>>570447717>knows his sister's cup size>knows what the volume of his sister's cup size should be>"I WASN'T being a pervert"Nigga...
>>570215341TCOAAN
>>570447445>>570447857>mfw i have to add a level that isn't a path or maze puzzle
>>570448247The Coffin of Andy and Negress
>>570447717>she was talking about maybe getting a breast reduction due to back painProtect your sister at all costs. Chain her to the basement if you have to. Assassinate every surgeon that could do that in your region. DEFEND HER BOOBS!! They're YOUR boobs!
>>570448034>NiggahUmaN... WhaT dO yoU wAnT?
>>570448514Triple Q is up there with Sodajews as one of the best nicknames we've come up with
>>570448450I want her to quit her job so she can be a sistergolem guarding the house
>>570448514I want to fuck my sisterBut also I want to not want to fuck my sister
>>570448756Being a sister is a full-time job, but try explaining that to the globalists.
>>570447130>Just don't be retarded, fuck your sister btwkek
What if the real devlog is the voices
>>570448831>[Thinking...]
>>570420818Nigger.
>>570451695Noseless andrew...
https://x.com/i/status/2065736427959472220
>>570453592I fucking LOVE sexy nuns. I wanna titfuck a sisterly sister for Jesus.
>>570453592
>>570453592>>570453732Why do I see a cross instead of a star of david?
I have been listening to Halloween Chiptune for the last few days that it has started humming in my brain when I'm not actively thinking about anything.
>>570454112Why would a nun wear a star of david?
>>570455552The joke is that ashley looks jewish…
>>570449815As if!
>>570454423When I had first found this game I obsessed over it for a straight two months or so, and I couldn't let go of it even when I went to bed. So I downloaded all the Coffin soundtracks (yes, even Buzz) and slept listening to them.
>>570455695If Jewish women looked like Ashley there would be no antisemitism.
What will Burial's release date be?
>>570457613August, trust the plan
>>570458773I am going to eat your brains if you're wrong.
Which stage of the siscon pipeline are you on? I've accepted that I either have pseudo-romantic needs with my sister or am outright in love with her. But I'm also past the depression phase where you are oppressed by constant jealousy and perceived abandonment.
>>570435606AI exists in this state where you can neither praise it nor criticize it. If you're critical of it, you're a bleeding heart "free palestine" libtard neoluddite, and if you say it has any form of purpose or use case then you're an indian babyraper chud. Basically, you're a fag is what I'm saying.
>>570459774>Which stage of the siscon pipeline are you on?Wouldn't you like to know, special-agent Sanchez
>>570460118Foiled againThey will never get into the secret siscon Telegram network!
>>570457613The never of ever>>570459035Here lies anon, he starved to death
>>570460335If a collective of sisterfuckers exists, it does not have a label, it does not call itself anything, and in fact its "membership"—insofar as one could even call it that when not even they do—cannot be quantified or calculated.Sisterfuckers are making moves. Allegedly.
>>570459947The former accusation is exclusively made by the very Indian babyraper chuds in the latter, who worship AI because they think it will make them white.
>>570459774>Which stage of the siscon pipeline are you on?I have intense sexual fantasies about my sister, but I don't really talk to her because I'm not actually that into her. When I'm fapping, I get crazy ideas about cumming on her or her stuff, but after I finish the feelings vanish and I go back to be a normal and sane member of society
>>570460761I don't believe in calling literally everyone I disagree with Indian (or other variants of brown) casually. The simpler answer is that like a lot of hot-button issues the nuance has gone out the window with AI because it has been subsumed in the culture war, the participants of which not being particularly interested in a novel and philosophically robust worldview for the betterment of humanity or at least subsections of humanity, but rather browbeating the "other" because all that matters is the immediate sensation of "victory."
>>570459947>>570460761>>570461020The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?
>>570460942Why are so many of you faggots not even friends with your sisters? You got given a friend during early childhood FOR FREE, so what the fuck have you been doing all this time? It's inconceivable. My sister is my BFF and I practically simp for her, as all brothers should.
>>570461260>subject appears and is discussed organically for a small handful of posts in a calm and (almost) intelligent manner>Ayo teach! That nigga got a gameboy in his pocket!
>>570461580>Ayo teach! That nigga got a gameboy in his pocket!Based snitch.
>>570461423>Why are so many of you faggots not even friends with your sisters? what the fuck have you been doing all this time? Largely a personal failing on my part, I can admit that. My brother and I are best friends, but we were also 6 & 8 years older than my sister respectively. So it just happened that when she was a kid, we were teens and didn't want to hang out with her. As a result, I think she probably felt kinda alone growing up. My parents would always put things up to a vote, and my brother and I would almost always vote on the same things, so she never really got a chance to do what she wanted. As a result, she has a wildly different personality to my brother and I. Me and him are rather quiet and reserved people while she's the outgoing and partying type. That also answers why we aren't actively friends now. We get along, we just have different interests. If I could go back in time, I'd definitely make more of an effort to spend time with her when she was young. You know, watching her dumb TV shows with her, just to show that I cared.
>>570461580This is a Coffin of Andy and Leyley general. There are a million other threads for you to talk about AI and Indians
>>570461772Keep up that same energy for the guy talking about his family situation.>b-but that's differentNope. Apparently not, it doesn't matter if the subject is tangentially related or arises organically. Not coffin? Can't talk about it. Thread cop said so.
>>570461705I can somewhat relate because I have 3 brothers all at minimum 13 years older than me. Though one of them miraculously embarked on an autistic mission to be there for me my whole life and be was basically the third parent. Some years back he drunkenly hugged me and cried while saying "I hope I've been able to be a good brother"What I'm trying to say is, tell her everything you've just told us, and give her a hug.
>>570462108cope, that's still infinitely more on topic
>>570462256>that's still infinitely more on topicNot coffin, not on-topic. It's binary. Thread cop is a hypocrite, go figure. Also your whining is off-topic, bee-tee-dubs
imagine talking about family in the general for a game about keeping it in the family, couldn't be saar
>>570462460It's a general for "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley" not your blogshit. Stay on-topic please.
The Sister Helpline is the closest thing we'll ever get to Episode 4! You'll take it off my cold dead hands!
>>570462574Damn, you're asshurt.
>>570462808The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?
troll posts or blog posts which would you rather see until the next update?
>>570462865>>570462574>>570462376>>570462108He's a faggot for selectively whining about "off-topic," but shitting up the thread further to demonstrate that he's a hypocrite won't actually fix the problem and will in fact just turn this into a war of trying to get the last word in.
>>570463090Sorry, you right
>>570463090>HeThey* more than one.
>>570463065Blogposts can actually demonstrate why the game's themes are culturally relevant and prove that Nemlei masterfully broached the topics she did; trolling contributes nothing.
>>570463065I have nothing against blog posts provided they aren't completely "cool but who the fuck asked"-tier and don't dominate the thread to the detriment of actual game discussion. Troll posts are bad, but the real issue isn't the trolls, it's the people who let themselves be trolled.
Kami9, please bring this game to consoles once it's done. Or even Android, I'd love to play it on a retro handheld.
>>570463993What possible reason would they have to port it to consoles when this game could run on a fridge from the 70's?
>>570463993The game will be released for Stadia
>>570464161>when this game could run on a fridge from the 70's?Bullshit, this game is fucking JavaScript inside of a Chromium instance. It's such bloatware that it murders my quad core laptop with Intel HD Graphics. FUCK RPG Maker MV, FUCK JavaScript, FUCK Electron, and FUCK Chromium.
>>570464461On the other hand, Coffin could run natively in your browser
>>570463183Nuh-uh, everyone ITT is me
>>570464780Websites are all shit and laggy and bloated even on an octa-core desktop with a 9070 XT and 32GiB of RAM. Web development is a fucking disease. Steve Jobs killed Flash because it was "slow and resource-hungry" yet webfaggots have endeavoured to make websites even slower and resource-hungrier. We have orders of magnitude more computing power and yet software is worse. I DEMAND that Kit9 start over from scratch and reprogram the game entirely to target a single core Pentium.
>>570462221>What I'm trying to say is, tell her everything you've just told us, and give her a hug.That feels kinda dramatic though, I don't want to make a big deal about it. Her and I get along well enough, we just aren't good friends. And I think that's just kinda how it is. We're still there for each other, which is all I can really ask for.
>>570465240We will be reprogramming the game entirely in Scratch.
>>570465964>Her and I get along well enough, we just aren't good friendsThat's an oxymoron and you know it because you were just daydreaming about counterfactuals. You feel guilty for never truly being there for her and you know you want to change that. Give her that hug and tell her what you've told us, she'll hug you back and I promise you that.
don't understand how faggots exist when women like renee exist
>>570468327Look at the Ashleys on her!
>>570468327She should get an Ashley reduction.
>>570469305Breast reduction is satanic
>>570469431flat is justice and breast reduction is the answer
>>570469662Artificial flatness is just as disgusting as artificial bustiness.
>>570469662Unfortunately breast reduction just leaves you with scars and deformity.
https://files.catbox.moe/hejgwi.jpg
Don't understand how straggots exist when boys like Thiu exist
>>570470039Sometimes you have to impregnate your sister
>>570472904No you don't
>>570474796Yes, you do.
Will Julia survive in Burial?
>>570476545She won't be relevant, Decay deals with Andrew while Burial deals with Ashley. Julia is irrelevant to Ashley's arc.
>>570476545Julia will slip on a candy wrapper and fall into the gorilla exhibit only to be thrown around like a volleyball
>coding coffin into optimised assembly legit doable
>>570474796Hussy collarbones...
>>570459774No sexual interest but I get on with some of them better I've noticed, while one of them has a body shape I don't find objectionable and our personalities are a little more similar. I feel like I'm more attracted to women like her than the others.
>>570470640They didn't exist in ancient Greece. Christianity gifted women a monopoly on sexual intimacy & longhoused us SΜΗ
>>570459947The worst part about trying to look for incest stuff on r-----t is that nowadays it's mostly indians and ai generated slop or both.
>>570476779>optimised>coffin
>>570478209Coffin is optimized for maximal enjoyment
>>570478317And maximum Javashit lag!
Leyley!
>>570478692An excellent daughter
>>570465240I use the text browser lynx a lot nowadays.It's really changed my interaction with the web.search engines were an issue since so many have shifted themselves to being unusable but I've found https://lite.duckduckgo.com and https://www.mojeek.com are both useable, I use invidious instances to find the videos I want and watch them with mpv or yt-dlp.Sometimes you hit a hard barrier when a site needs javascript but I just look for alternatives.It's pretty low stress.
>>570474796Sometime you have to summon unholy forces to gender bend your little sister and have him impregnate you
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>570480714Didn't she abort that critter
>>570476693Why would she be relevant?
>>570481648Believe in the one true divine route.
>>570476693>Julia is irrelevant to Ashley's arc.Lolwut? Julia was one of Ashley's only friends before she started dating Andrew. That's extremely important to Ashley. The game tells us that Ashley spent all day sending Julia death threats (and I remember something about Ashley even following them?), of course Julia is going to be relevant.In fact, I bet the moment where Ashley learns that Julia is dating Andrew is going to be a major scene
>>570460761>implying Indians are smart enough to use ai properly
they buffed the hussy magic skills, anyone know if Julia builds are raid ready yet?
>>570476693Ashley will say sorry to Julia in Burial. Screenshot this
>>570485669Fake fans will lose their mind when Ashley learns to forgive those around her
>>570486171>All of the graves become christian and learn to forgive each other
>>570483585Julia builds will remain unviable as long as they continue to get stunlocked by gaslighting element attacks.
>>570486171>learnsAshley has always been kind and forgiving.
>>570491535Strokin' my 'ley
>>570478692Is she wearing a skirt?
What should the next OP image be?
>>570496997Dr. O'Neal
>>570453592>>570496997Nunley slut
>>570496997Dibs
>>570496997I nominate the /calg/ oc>>570433367
>>570497475
>>570497663OH YEAH TRUE/calg/ OC! /calg/ OC for the OP!
>>570433367>>570496997OC, obvs
>>570498335Nigger
>>570498335
>>570498446>>570498458OC is the Freudian slip
>>570498657I genuinely can't tell if you're trolling or think you're actually smart.
>>570498335Retard
>>570478692>got to this part in my most recent playthrough>decided to spin around next to herWish I had recorded it
>>570499202We love our precious daughter don't we folks?
>>570499202God someone please record this
>>570457091Mayhaps
>>570499440Man, Shapirocest would be so hot if not for the age gap.
>>570499723And the fact that ben is an ugly rat weasel.
>>570499723What do you mean? Aren't they literally clones->10 yearsHoly shit that adrenochrome is doing wonders
>>570499723
>>570499723>if not for the age gap.You guys get so close, then throw it all away
>>570500390Hmm?
>>570500842Age gaps are based
>>570500901Age gaps are Delphn't
>>570500390Are you saying Ben Shapiro fucking his sister is hot?
>>570501392>>570501392>>570501392
>>570370050why is there mold in her body?
>>570504528Poor hygiene
