# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>570165643
First for my wife Noelle! She's so pretty!
>>570501527Agreed!
>>570501527Ivy is better, and has a peppermint butthole.
>>5705015703dpd, not my wife
>>570501570Is it wrong that I just quickly rubbed one out to this?
>first 5 posts are NGNImagine being an outsider and coming here thinking this is the game this general is about lol
NGNers get out!
>>570501661God she activates my oral fixation.
Douglas trying to do dad jokes.
Ashley succeeding at sister jokes
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard correction by rough penetration of the anus without lube
>>570504962>sister jokes
>>570505064A sister joke is when she knowingly gives you a raging hardon and leaves you hanging.
>>570505064the joke was so funny it made him gasp
>>570505064His facial expression here is odd to me. Can't tell if he liked that or not.
>>570505062>without lubeDude, even as the male you're not going to enjoy that.
>>570505358That's the dichotomy of Andrew, isn't it? He likes it, but he doesn't like that he likes it.
>>570504814Maybe the Graves siblings have a selective memory of their father? People do tend to remember the bad stuff the most. Maybe they did have some good times with dad, but they're so overshadowed by the horrible things Renee did that any positive memories are just footnotes? Like maybe one morning the kids had fun making pancakes with Dougie, but the actual highlight of the day was a huge argument with Renee and nobody remembers dad teaching Ashley how to measure ingredients?
>>570505865They respect him enough to stop fighting on his request
>>570505865The twist was Douglas was actually a good dad but Renee was so toxic it didn't matter
>>570502685There's nothing wrong with jerking off to a pretty face, in fact you would be gay if you couldn't.
>>570505565If its with a cute girl like Ashley I simply won't mind. Also I'll endure the pain if its for her own good
>>570506027>unable to see their partner is toxic sludge>unable to function without their other halfLike father like daughter.
>>570501392What do you think went through Andrew and Ashley's mind as they had to undress their parents in order to properly cook them? Do you think Ashley ever compared her own breasts to Renee's? Or Andrew's cock size with Douglas? Do you think Andrew considered keeping Reene's pubic mound as a trophy or compact onahole for when he got the urge?
>>570506387They both have pink eyes too. This is Nemleian af, I want more Doug scenes
>>570506735I know I would keep Renee as my onahole. Her body is amazing
>>570507048What about her anus?
>>570506308I want to jerk off onto Ashley's crying face
So when are we getting the proper version of this game?
>>570506735Does Renee have bigger tits compared to Ashley?
>>570508014No. Anon just commissions artists to depict that for his cuckhold fetish.
>>570506735>Or Andrew's cock size with Douglas?Not really applicable since it'd be flaccid. >Do you think Andrew considered keeping Reene's pubic mound as a trophy or compact onahole for when he got the urge?I 100% would've fucked her before dismembering her though. Her body would've still been warm
>>570508239But Ashley knows Andrew's cock well, both hard and flaccid since she sleeps with him a lot, probably saw it grow as the years passed.>I 100% would've fucked her before dismembering her though. Her body would've still been warmSameIn story I guess he didn't because Ashley would have killed him.
What the fuck is with the thread quality today?
>>570508640You'll never guess.
>>570508609>But Ashley knows Andrew's cock well, both hard and flaccid since she sleeps with him a lot, probably saw it grow as the years passed.Unironically, are you a woman? Any man would know that flaccid size is no indicator of erect size. >>570508640It's literally fine you drama queen
>>570508640What is so wrong? Its a genuine question, I know I'd feel weird seeing my parents' naked bodies even if they are dead. More so if I was the cause of their deaths.
>>570508640Brazillian hours.
Renny-anti mass suicide when Ashley forgives her for what she did
>>570506735Sisters > mothers and hags >>>> hussies. Ergo, Ashley has nothing to fear about Andrew getting a good look at Renee's naked and hairy pussy.
We love slightly older women
>>570510242Ashley totally has an issue with Renee's more developed body, probably feeling like an inferior version of her mother.
>>570510670Ashley has issues with Renee's everything, to be fair
>>570511516That little sister has some BIG fukken sisters
>>570511632Sisterbazookas
>>570512178Chubby sisters... erotic...
>>570510861>>570511425>>570511516>>570511698>>570511854>>570511860>>570512178AWOOOOOOOOOOGAH
>>570511425Woah mama! She's not just a tomato, but a San Marzano, I tell you what!
>>570508640>Brandah, i've heard of that company. they also make Product™ and Service®
Will Julia survive in Burial?
>>570513534No, Inashlah
>>570513534No but Renee will return from the dead
>>570501392Ayyy you made my doodle op.Thanks. I'll be doodling some other stuff later.
imoutie booty
>>570516932Nice ass but it's not even Ashley at that point...
>>570517773>but it's not even Ashley at that point...You act like that's a hyper BBL cottage cheese ass and not a... slightly larger but proportional ass. People like you need to be sent to labor camps and forced to mine coal.
>>570516932We love imoutush>>570518023I wouldn't bother. Someone will always have a gripe with everything
>>570516932By gyatt that Sistass.
>>570505358That's pain, she grabbed too hard.
Why was she incapable of maternal love?
>>570519525She housed her murderous psychopathic possibly incestuous children for 20 years for FREE. How is that not maternal love>inb4 "andrew paid some bills"Asking an adult to contribute is perfectly normal and not at all the same as charging rent or kicking them out, and you know that
>>570519525She suffered from terminal woman-moment, unfortunateley.
>>570516932Based
Fuck I love butts so much
>>570501392
>>570521506I swear, the word cloud had said "sister Julia" for like 5 straight threads
>>570521685Because it works off of what's said, this means that Julia is being said around the same amount as sister, nemlei and coffin.
>>570521828>this means that Julia is being said around the same amount as sisterGod's in his heaven, all is right in the world
>>570521982>God's in His heaven, all is right in the world!
>>570510670>>570510242>>570506735People like Renee because she can be drawn as a fatter equivalent to Ashley
>>570521506feet nigga
>>570523018>feet nigga
>>570511061Is this a facesitting metaphor
>>570522908I like Renee for her personality. I like confident and decisive women
>>570521506>I use arch anyway Dude....
>>570505064Wait… there’s Ballbusting in coffin???
>>570522873God how I would fill her up with cum just to see her soft smile and hear her heavy breathing as we lay together in the afterglow and I tell her I love her
>>570523018Based
>>570506735All time post
noooo the le heckin problematic age gap uhm yikes
Start spreading the newsI'm leavin todayI'll make a brand new start of itNew York, New York
>>570526363blud's lost his marbles
>>570526469You know it baby, help me find em
I’m convinced the thiufags are one person and I love him
>>570526830In a way, that's not wrong. We're all Thiu
>>570521506>ashley andrew incesttrue
>>570527112Does this mean you’re NOT posting from one vessel?
>>570521506>pervert evil today better
>>570527112Is this some sort of tulpa thiu ending or something
>>570527459Flurkshley wasn't on my thread bingo card.
>>570528256>is that safeNo, actually, it's extremely dangerous. You should never pull her in with one arm to kiss the side of her head otherwise you could get bopped in the nose and get a nosebleed. Safety first. Except for sex.
>>570527929PLAY THIU'S GAME
>>570528710When it’s on steam
>>570518023You are so cruel. I just point out I like her design the way she is and you have a power fantasy about sending me to labor camps... Not cool man.
>>570529972After a certain point it's just being insanely nitpicky. It's not like it's a gross exaggeration considering all of the characters have cartoonish proportions.
>>570529972Sorry nigga but you gay
>>570516932>>570529972I think it would fit Ashley more if the definition between her back and ass was less prominent which is most common in smaller/skinnier girls.
>>570527929No but having a tulpa is the ultimate Thiu experience
>>570530491I think you should chew on rocks until it stops hurting.
>>570529508It's literally FREE in the OP right now
>>570529972you can literally see there’s more ass than the line is covering
>>570530617They never hurt to begin with.
>>570530643don’t care im not going to alla that noise to put it on steam deck also pirating nemlei how dare you n such
>>570530807>also pirating nemlei how dare youNemlei released it for free on Itch.io
>>570531032And she deleted it too
>>570531421She deleted it to make it harder for casuals to find her content. It's a test of faith.
>>570530491Exactly that's my point and the only reason they give her that look is to make her sexier as if she isn't sexy enough already. It's not necessarily bad but everytime I say it out loud I am crucified like a dissident of Rome so therefore I MUST be speaking the truth. >>570530676As much as this? >>570516932 C'mon man.. Anyways I don't want to keep this going any further to avoid being accused of le derailing the thread. Here's a big-asshley if you so want it (this is the biggest one I have, sorry)
>>570531586>man fails to understand the point>unilaterally declares himself rightMany such cases
>>570530676Those shorts are clearly a little loose though, it's not like it's a tight perfect fit that shows the figure so I think the pic shows how NOT flat Ashley is well.
>>570531673TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL!! TAKE ALL THE BIG ASSHLEYS YOU WANT!! What more can i give you...
>>570531889Damn, this anon is very persuading... I'm beginning to be convinced he's right.
>>570531889I'll explain the point then: the point wasn't that you prefer petite asses. That's a preference, and one I actually respect. I just think you need to have your face jammed into a toilet like somebody whining about how the free hamburger they got has one too few pickles.
>>570532024This is how the Delphic movement will gain the support of the masses and win the elections. Through mass sister ass propagation. We won't even need a coup or anything.
>>570532075Your madness has kept you from noticing one thing: I don't necessarily prefer petite girls>Okay, so you prefer Ashley petiteNo, I prefer Ashley as she is. I rest my case, your honour.
>>570532374>No, I prefer Ashley as she is>posts off-modelpottery
>>570532483Nemlei can only draw in busts without hands
>>570532483I told you guys you can have all the Asshleys you want, I just have an excuse to asspost without just dumping them and I'm taking full advantage of it is all.
>>570532483Not him but that's a perfectly on model skinny Ashley what are you even talking about
>>570532885>big hands>feet with caveman toes>bulky kneesNot Ashley
I post this thing called "whatever I want"
>>570532970based
>>570532970Same
>>570532941bro has not seen a Nemlei drawing in his life
>>570533041We love the entire sister
>>570533145Ashley has dainty, slender hands, not meaty gorilla paws. Until every detail is perfect, the drawing cannot be considered Ashley.
>>570533286
>>570533785See? Slender hands. Delicate, even. Her knees are also not blocky abominations.
>>570533286Drawings of any Coffin character are the sole preserve of Nemlei (pbuh.) Only Nemlei's (pbuh) artwork and artwork explicitly endorsed by Nemlei (pbuh) can be enjoyed without sin.
>>570532941>handsLet's not go there
>>570533898>blocky abominationsWe call them "kneecaps" nigga, look down you provably have them too
>>570534187Ashley doesn't.
>>570530794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHnmxBLFJ3Q
>>570533969Based Nemleian iconoclasm
>>570532614Her hand drawing skills seem to be improving at least.
>>570534226>sister gf with no kneecapsImagine the facefucking...
>>570532483>>570532941>>570533286>>570533898Autist has no idea what perspective is
>>570535723Sorry but unless it fits my very specific definition it's not Ashley. I hate to be the one to tell you this.
>>570536478I don't think that's what the original anon meant at all but you know that don't you
Sisters can add +10000 to their cuteness aura just by holding your arm be safe out there brothers
>>570505062>14/6did you put the date in the image right now, did you post this image today because it had that date in it, or is it all just a coincidence?
>>570536645What are you talking about? I'm saying that unless the proportions are right, the drawing is at best "some girl" that vaguely resembles Ashley.
>Hey Ashley! Nice hair, whoops.>Hey Ashley! Nice ass, whoops.
Ashley takes it up the ass.
>>570537086kill yourself already, no one is this retarded
>>570506735Definitely would love to keep Renee's pussy as a pocket onahole.Her naked dead body must have looked so delicious
>>570540503The fact that you want me to die for my opinion is proof I'm right.
>>570541673That’s a pretty absurd outlook on disagreements. When’s summer break over?
>>570542973I agree, but it's rude to suggest he's underaged for telling someone to kill themselves over an opinion when adults are perfectly capable of being unhinged autists. It's not his fault he enjoys disproportionate hypershit knees.
>>570506735>>570541245mf I’ve been saying take her mound as a literal pocket pussy when you butcher her for like 15 threads did I really just have to change that to onahole for people to say anything
>>570543181There's an alternative theory, but you're not ready for it.
>>570543129>>570536478>>570537086>nigga literally doesn’t know what perspective is even when it’s pointed out
>>570543387I've got some perspective for you: post on-model fanart instead of your weird man-hand fetish goonslop
>>570543387let people enjoy being retarded. maybe he has one eye and has no depth perception did you ever think of that
>>570543569>everything I don't like is le baitHow very reddit of you. Also cool samefagging.
>>570543181Any other acceptable methods to preserve Renee's body? I'd love to keep her as a fuckdoll, perhaps stuffing her with wood or plastic.I mean Andrew definitely could. I still would imagine he'd feel funny watching her naked breasts that once nourished him or her hairy pubes and loose labia. Hell maybe it leaked if she fucked Douglass that day earlier.Ashley probably watched him very carefully, afraid he'd be aroused and she would get jealous.And did they also eat those parts? Did Andrew and Ashley cook their parents anuses?
>>570543651you have made a boner, so I win the argument. be gone with you vile man be gone from me
>>570544058Inspect element used, concession accepted. Perhaps next time you will post properly proportioned Ashley instead of freak-knees.
>>570543731I knew this creepy ass chick that told me what you need to taxidermy a severed penis so it’s theoretically possible to convert her to a RealDoll
>>570544246You actually leave a thumbprint of sorts when you do the inspect element on tags and it’s not there
>>570516932Any anons ever been mooned by their sister?
>>570544713Wouldn't you like to know?
Posted Assley, watched my Knicks win it all, jerked off to Ashley for 45 minutes, come back to see you all arguing, and now I'm off to bed to dream about AshleyPossibly the best day I've had in months
>>570540205Based
>>570544753Yes, I would
>>570544713no
>>570544806Oh, well fair enough I guess. No, my sister has never shown me her butt with the intention of scandalizing or mocking me.
>>570544787That's crazy but I do NOT recall asking
>>570544787omega based
>>570544828>>570544859How unfortunate, being mooned by your sister seems like it would be funny haha. Unfortunately I have no sisters
>>570544859What about other intentions
>>570545063What about them?
>>570545058I am>>570544828And I don’t have a sister either lmfaostill, sounds like paradise. very saddened by the realization it has not and never will happen.
>>570544787>g*yball
>>570545173Has she ever deliberately shown you her bare ass and if so for what intent
>>570545274I don't like your questions, officer.
>>570545248>gif that doesn’t animate
>>570545385>doesn't animate*isn't animated
>>570504814>>570505865>>570506027Dougbros...
I interpreted Anders as a nickname
>>570546571I bet you did
>>570505865To be fair Douglas was enabling Renee's parental neglect by trying to reassure her that they didn't do things wrong when parenting their kids in episode 2 or how he didn't really try to convince Renee to not take the Surgeon's deal. He's not as bad as Renee, but he's still not a saint. Granted the tidbit of Douglas seeing Andrew fondly in episode 3 (and the fact that he's happy with both of his children in both of their birthday photoes), does make me think Nemlei intends to make him a better parent out of Renee.
>>570547062My heart just exploded from cuteness overload. Now I'm going to be 300k in medical debt. Thanks, asshole.
>>570547062>Douglas was enabling Renee's parental neglect by trying to reassure her that they didn't do things wrong when parenting their kids in episode 2Her long term parental strategy doesn't even make sense. If they're successful: no bound, therefore no need to help and support you in old age. If failures: well, you tried selling them into slavery and they ended up killing you.
Broke my ankle rollerskating and now I get to guilt trip my sister into pampering me until I can walk around on my own again
>>570544553She's a whore, just like her mother!
>>570549493You had a chance to make a post on the internet, and you posted garbage. Truly awful.
>>570549328Has your sister ever mooned you?
>>570549328Like she has to give you footjobs because you can't do it yourself anymore?
>>570549328Which Nemboy would be good at rollerskating?
>>570550040Wait, are you saying he's giving himself footjobs?
>>570549968No but when we were younger (she was like, 1 or 2 and I was 6 or 7 (shut up)) our parents made me take baths with her to make sure she didnt drown>>570550040Only browns have foot fetishes because you only recently evolved far enough to invent shoes >>570550065I have no clue
>>570550070I dunno, generally that kind of set up is with broken arms and handjobs, I'm just trying to figure out the mechanics at play here.
>>570550309So that's a yes.
>>570550640No but I did have to start wearing underwear in the baths because she started trying to grab at it
>>570543480Just so you know, >>570540503>>570542973>>570543387these are not the original anon. I went to sleep a little after I said I didn't want to be accused of derailing the thread. Sorry, I just had to say it.
I had an awful nightmare today in which Nemlei apparently died of AIDS or some shit like that, and the only way of knowing each of the game's endings was through a fucking multi choice quiz on how personally view the characters I had never been more grateful for waking up
>>570552932I know that feel, I had a nightmare where /calg/ got bumped off the catalog
>>570552932>tcoaal but its a cyoa >the cannon ending is that it was all a spite dream after teenage Ashley got grounded and sent to bed early, in reality shes just a pouty teenager, has a good relationship with andrew, and theyre all a picturesque suburban family.
>>570553072Is it sad to admit I've had this dream more than once?
>>570546749I just said it retard
>>570546571Ander dingus
>>570552357He already knows every post is (Me)>>570544246
>>570553262It was Anders. Ander isn’t even a name
>>570536802Closest thing I had to this is when our family was broke as fuck so she had to hug me from behind as she stood on the back pegs of my bike while I rode us to school.I genuinely think that was the last time I felt anything to Intimacy
>>570553109That's weirdly cute but I still want murder cannibalism incest demonolatry chopping up bodies etc
>>570553369That's sad to hear anon. Where is she now? Talk to her, ask about her life, and once she's comfortable with you hug her like you've never hugged anything. Please, do it for her.
The canon ending will be Ashley getting up from a desk, Andrew logging on Ashley’s computer once, causing him to discover this whole game has been her writings on fic sitesHe then rapes her after reading
>>570553072I've actually had that fear a few when I couldn't immediately find the general in the catalog What makes a general deletable btw? Complete irrelevancy? 0 posters?
>>570554046What the fuck Nemlei
>>570554046>Mom found the fanfic with my brother
>>570554293Renee doesn't need to read her daughter's fanfic to get what's going on
>>570551882I meant the footjobs
>>570554151No joke many many years ago maybe 2017 I would do at request readings/voice recordings from people online and this Asian girl asked me for one with a script she wrote and I was like “yeah sure”, I didn’t read it all before starting and it ended up being like 25-30 mins of reading but basically The listener (her) was in the role of a girl that writes incest stuff online, her brother discovering it, and then deciding that she wants him and confronting her, raping her into submission to twist her into taking the leap from fiction to reality.I sometimes wonder if that was a Nemlei encounter
>>570554036Oh nah me and her still hang out. Im rolleranon if that nickname is still remembered here
>>570554589I wonder how many of these women actually want to bang their brothers vs the ones who just have a gooner brain and wouldn't do it irl if given the chance
>>570554589Huomenta kaikille! I mean... ohayō minasan.... (vittu!)
>>570554696>the slit eyesKekMake them tighter
>>570554589Based
What if ??? is able to pull some strings/use some demon magic to legally transfer ownership of the hitman's car to Andrew and it's completely untraceable. The car is now in his name and all the paperwork, electronic records, etc. associating the vehicle with the hitman vanish, like magic. Andrew does have to register it, though, and get new plates and all that, but there's a mix up at the DMV and Andrew gets the wrong plates. He gets someone's vanity plates and they say "ASSMAN". What would happen then?
>>570555093Probably keep it while Ashley mocks him for it
I love drinking at work I love having 5 whiskey sours at work, no im not an alcoholic im just built different
>>570555671Drunkanon, is that you?
>>570555671This will be Andrew as an assistant professor
>>570556204We're all drunkanon. drunk anon is not a name or a title but a creed to live by
>>570555671Doug-coded post
Sex with sisters
>>570554293
>>570554668>rolleranonWhich one were you sir? I can't seem to find your name on the list at the moment.
>>570556204Drunkanon doesn't work, Nemlei pays him and his sister the monthly "IRL Graves siblings" pension.
>>570559615>Which one were you sir?He and his sister are rudies
>>570530676That just means she's even assier than previously imagined.
>>570559615The ones that roller skate and do shit together and then also are passionate about penance of the flesh.I used to frequent here often then suddenly stopped coming daily around the time the last big update happened because EVERY THREAD was the exact same
Coffinest core>Don't you check the work outside>I can make you feel alright>It's alright to cum inside>It's alright to feel alive>Lick my lips and smack my ass>Slow it down, don't go too fast>It's alright to cum inside>It's alright to feel alivehttps://youtu.be/F2orYTdFzOs?feature=shared
>>570555671Had to stop drinking at work. Wasn't even fun anymore, just made me sleepy.
>>570559792What does that even mean...
>>570561296Oh, I wanna get down with youAnd I don't care who came with whoI'm not concerned to be left behind'Cause I'm all wound up and short on timeOh, I wanna get down with youAnd I don't care who came with whoI'm tryin' to find love, you don't have to call'Cause I'm all wound up, and I like to ballhttps://youtu.be/F2orYTdFzOs?feature=shared
>>570561519Yeah idk hes kinda a retard for using that term like everyone played the same Xbox era game.Rudie is the term for a member of one of the roller skating gangs from jetset radio / jet set radio future
>>570561519"Rudie" is a nickname for reindeer, deriving from the famous "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
>>570561284Does your sister understand derstand unders the concept the concept of understand derstand unders the concept the concept of understand derstand unders the concept the concept of understand derstand unders the concept the concept of love love love love?
>>570561284Then why did you say that was the last time you felt anything to Intimacy>then suddenly stopped coming dailyOh yeah, that's fine. Fake fan..
>>570561656>like everyone played the same Xbox era gameWe're underground, dude. These cats can only learn about us through the grapevine, you know what I'm saying?
Me pulling up to the newly discovered continent Outbreederland with Twisted_Clowns.mp3 playing on my shi
It's one of those "edge to incest hentai before hanging out with your sister" sort of days...
>>570562601It is NOT one of those days
>>570562601Its not *one of those days* because thats every day
>>570563236You jack off every day?
>>570565978D-doesn't everyone??
>>570566195I don't blame Teendrew. I would require 3 jacks-off a day just to get by without uncontrollably smooching with and impregnating my sister.
>>570561683She understands it decently enough though she teases me that I dont have a gf>>570561731Because as I said above I dont have a girlfriend. I am WILDLY antisocial irl and have npc energy, only interacting with others if they interact with me first. Im pretty sure if some chick came up to me and flirt with me even if I did realize that id shrug it off since id assume shes not actually into me and is just trying to use me. Other than that, I dont count the closeness between me and my sister as intimate. Sure we're really close and good siblings and sure im a big fan of sister fucking but its not anything beyond a really close sibling relationship.>>570561782Nuh uh uh I dont trust newgen fans that'll just larp the fandom. If they weren't there they won't get it
>>570566195Depends. Some weeks I can stop gooning, then I'll go through a cycle of nofap until I start archiving fan art and see 20 erotic Ashleys... then I'm uncontrollably horny again. It's a vicious cycle.
>>570566653Your sister is your wife. That reality may be platonic, but it is the reality. Rudie sisters ARE wives and together you will fly like a butterfly.
A younger Julia inviting Ashley to Sunday School.She deeply regrets it.
>>570565978You don't?
>>570501661This sounds hotter than I thought it would
>>570566653>but its not anything beyond a really close sibling relationshipFor now.
>>570567376Poor Julia must be very dissappointed in herself for losing her virginity before marriage...
Julia was upset that Nina wouldn't grow old with her by her side.Now I want an alternate universe where Nina lives and Julia falls in love with her instead of Andrew.
Has anyone ever composed a list of the most notable anons here? I think this general contains a particular set of people that you just don't see elsewhere
>>570569036Sorry but Nemlei is a fujo who occasionally enjoys sibling incest, no yuri for you sir
>>570569386>drunkanon>analanon>koreanon>kurdanon>thiufags>resident troll>resident schizo>fanart anonMost prominent I can think of
https://x.com/i/status/2066140612290859264
My sister's ass is huge, she looks great in pajamas. Watching her gait from behind is mesmerizing.
>>570501392I'm honestly surprised by how many people got filtered by this game. Like, I know some people that I thought had genuinely good taste when it comes to consuming media, and they flat out think this game is garbage only consumed by cumbrains obsessed with the incest shit, even though the writing of the characters and their relationship is genuinely really compelling.
>>570570934You need to go in for a hug but instead firmly grasp it with both hands.
>>570569556There is definitely more than one analanon
>>570571446Nemlei made two games about male homosexuality yet right from Chapter 1 she shut down any notion of anal sex in Coffin. Nemlei is a cruel mother.
>>570569386I sat down and listed everyone I had in mind like two years ago here and everyone here hated me for it lol. They're right of course, but still.
>>570569556Damn, I did not expect to be listed.There are also two Turks here as well, /calg/ is basically /int/ but for incest. Delphic /int/, if you will.
>>570572386Delph/int/
>>570572386/int/cest
>>570571962I mean, it's possible to be homohobic but be into gay porn of the opposite sex. Lots of dudes I know who hate gay people love lesbian porn. It's just gooner shit.
Woops, thought I cropped it safely there. To apologize, here's the fullhttps://files.catbox.moe/cphwar.jpg>>570571446I asspost whenever another one of the more dedicated ass-anons do.>>570571962She's building tension for the inevitable coercive buttfuck route, trust the plan.
>>570572596>>570572631/calg/ is also clearly /lit/, our coinages have forever changed the history of man.
>>570568594My brother got Catholic married but him and his not yet wife had had sex before marriage. Part of Catholic marriage is you have to do months of counseling with a mentor couple, and one day they tackled premarital sex. My brother said they made them feel so guilty his not yet wife started crying. So yeah, Julia definitely regrets it. Christians are demented
>>570572965>our coinages have forever changed the history of manIndeed they have
>>570572965The SODAJEWS and the FARTCLOUDS they worship indeed do not like our DELPHIC IMBOYGNATION general where PRISON SISCONS come out of the closet and abandon HUSSIESONAS on the Internet.
Any predictions for Burial?
>>570573467>Andrew what the fuck are you saying??
>>570573606sex
>>570573467>tfw spending ten minutes on /calg/
>>570573787I've been here since late october 2023 and I have no idea what imboygnate means
>>570573787What? You've never wanted to have delphic love making with your sister's sistass before?
>>570569556>didn't even mention homework anonI will NEVER forget you homework kun. Or your sis-totalled car.
>>570574054>I will NEVER forget you homework kun. Thanks, anon. I appreciate that>Or your sis-totalled car.I will never forget that either.
One of my favorite /calg/ sentences recently.
>N E P H E W B E A R I N G H I P S
>>570574025You un4chanateleyley kind of outted yourself as an occasional /calg/ger fake fan and not a regular oldfag here, which means you have to re-lurk your 5000 year pre-post lurking trial moar like a secondary. I'm sorry, thems the rules.
>>570574382>N E P H E W B E A R I N G H I P SKek this is the best one
>>570574382Delicious
Great nostalja, this thread.
Shrooms!
>>570574684You mean nos/calg/ia
And to think the indians use "sisterfucker" as an insult
>>570574684/nostalg/
>>570574847>>570574983Since we're talking about (g)olden times, let's resurrect an ancient topic of discussion.How is /calg/ pronounced?Kalj? Kalg? Kal jee? Kal guh? See ay ell jee? Colgate?
>>570575162>Kal guhI've always said it this way personally
>>570575162Calgee
Which will get more attention, Deltarune Chapter 5 or TCOAAL Burial?
>>570575634I thought Delta 5 was illegal now
>>570575634Burial isn't even close to relase Lmao
>>570574394>Phonefag
>>570575634probably deltarune, those guys are rabid, and kind of infectious. TCOAAL is 2edgy and I think a lot of the normgroid anger over it has fizzled out, we're all just hanging on because we're invested
>>570575162For me it's Caligula
>>570575820Why do you say that?
>>570574817Tardley, don't eat Shroomdrew's tip!
>>570576030I'd say earliest possible relase it's August, and I'm being optimistic, otherwise it's probably gonna be in October, worst case scenario November
>>570575953Not including colgate is criminal
>>570575953Calgari
>>570511632That's what keeps the brothers coming back for more
>>570521685It means we need more Jane.Jane posting is demanded by the word cloud, foolish Julia should have heeded her warning.
>>570580018>foolish JuliaMany such cases
>>570559743>IRL Graves siblingsI resent that. Nemlei pays me to shill merch. Speaking of which, goy, you will be purchasing the ??? and Nemcat plushies.
*snaps your dick*
>Insane unfounded theory that's only amusingWhat if doormatlia is actually Doormatlas's daughter? so Andrew was boning his half sister who looks a little like her.
>>570582237What if somebody knocked you unconscious and stole your kidneys?
>>570582237I don't think Coffin takes place in Baltimore
>>570582313Not if I get their kidneys first
>>570575162coffin thread
>>570572802comic angel 2026 04 p139-158
Snuggling. With sisters.
Fuggiling. With sisters.
>>570588718I suffered a stroke trying to read "Fuggiling"
>>570544334Oh man that gives me the hardest boner. Renee taxidermy Real Doll would make me diamonds. Lucky Andrew and Leyley who got to see Renee's naked body while it was still warm.
>>570589480In my head I read it as "fugg-e-ling", but I'm an ESL so what do I know.
>>570544334>this creepy ass chick that told me what you need to taxidermy a severed penisFuck, where do you find hot women like those?!? You have to put a ring in her, RIGHT NOW!!!
>>570588718>FuggilingThe fuck does that mean zoomide?
>>570590421>but I'm an ESL so what do I knowProbably your first language, I would imagine. Fuggling accomplishes what you were setting out to do because it's effectively pronounced how you intended it.
>>570543731>Did Andrew and Ashley cook their parents anuses?Probably, I mean sausages are made from garbage like pig tails, balls and anuses so it would make sense if Andrew and Ashley stewed them for flavor.
>Having a nice morning>Anon wakes up and starts casually chatting about his cannibalism and taxidermy fetish
>>570543731
>>570590885It goes with the game, are we gonna pretend Our Heroes™ aren't cannibalistic serial killers? If anything I demand a good end where Andrew and Ashley change their surname to Sawyer and move to Alabama to start a family until eventually giving birth to an inbred kid who goes by the moniker Leatherface.
>>570582237The other day I got so high I almost asked what if friend b is Nina’s dad
>>570592705The only thing more insane than the fetish are the "people" who will literally bend over backwards to tell you that because the game has dark themes it's perfectly natural for someone to talk about turning a human corpse into a sex doll and how corpses make his dick hard.
>>570590475Idk what happened to her or what her @ was but it was a voice chat in a group for clown porn
>>570593168You're responding to b8, m8
>>570593529Guess I'll kill myself, then.
>>570593168Why? Discussing it isn't the same as doing it. Seriously thought police have truly brainwashed you if you can't even talk about it in a theoretical sense.Besides its a reality, Andrew and Ashley had to take off their parents clothes in order to properly cook them. Otherwise in game they would be eating cloth and as such had to watch their naked bodies too in order to dismember them.
keep 4chan weird, normies go home
>>570594883This so much. Only the best of the best comes from 4chan
>>570593574Easiest trick in the book: casually say shit that is universally repulsive to the senses and then act like it's not only normal, but in fact (You) are the weird one for being disgusted. You see the same shit from the guy always posting about how ashley getting the shit kicked out of her turns him on. If you call them out on it, it only encourages them, being a spectacle is part of the fetish for people like that. Use this >>570594883 classic deflection as an indicator of this happening
>>570595112Yeah, got it the first time, didn't need the primer nerd.
>>570595196The overexplanations will continue until post quality improves
We like our sisters a bit Nerdley.
I still think Ashley can't help but compare her own body to her mother's more mature one.
Everyone's arguing about something i'm not reading so they won't notice me saying I prefer Ashley having a small tush.
Sisters become smarter the instant they put on glasses. It's just science.
>>570595112i am having fun, you are nottherefore i am winning in the thread, and since i am doing well in the thread, that means im doing well in real life.
>>570595961ruined it
>>570595614Your take is dogshit but that ass is good
>>570596032Bold of you to assume that's an actual take and not fishing for responses.
>>570595630>something i’m not readingthey hate him for this one simple trick
>>570595961I wanna stick a thorn in his side (my dick and his backside)
>>570595630Ashley keeps hers hairy while Renee has a neatly trimmed bush. Ashley probably had to ask Andrew if he preferred it trimmed or hairy after they finished butchering their parents.
>>570596536Wahey!
>>570596825honhonhon
>>570596825Waha!
>>570595112>repulsive to the sensesIf you’re not desensitized yet you need to lurk more 4chan
It's perfectly natural to turn a human corpse into a sex doll.>t. Necromancer
Sisters use the t-pose to assert dominance.
>>570596905French sisters...
>>570598937>"Je t'adore Annnnndy~"
Its perfectly normal to use a human corpse to practice your pirouettes with>t. Necrodancer
>>570599313Frenchley makes my oui oui hard
>>570596306I want to eat Vivian's icecream
>>570600457I want to eat Vivian's chocolate "icecream"
>>570575162Cal-gee
>>570575508>>5706030459 out 10 whores choose Calgee fish oils.
>>570575162klug
Did Andrew groom Ashley? Just seems odd how she has no objections to how handsy Andrew is.
>>570605456No
>>570605456go back to twitter
>Princess Shirt Ashley still dominates the metaNemlei needs to patch this shit, Princessley is broken as fuck.
>>570605456They're attracted to each other because neither of them ever managed to form stable emotional bonds with anyone else. Ashley accepts it but has weird hangups about sex specifically, Andrew rejects it but can't make himself go all the way because he still can't connect to anyone else. In fact not wanting feel like a groomer is one of the main reasons Andrew won't accept a romantic relationship with Ashley despite really really really really really really wanting one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ifjLdWj4y0
>>570606568Can't win against the queen
>>570575162/kælg/
Andrew's not a genius, most of the people in TCOAAL are just dumb.
>>570610449>queenIt literally says "princess" RIGHT THERE. God, you're such a stupid retard. Did you even play the game, huh?
>>570605456Unintentionally, yes, he continually grooms her.
>>570610714>>570610714Which makes Me (the player™) a genius
>>570610721True, she doesn't become a queen until the old one dies.
>>570611347Don't worry, she wouldn't have to wait too long
i bet ashley eats food with her hands instead of using utensils like the stupid bitch she is
>>570614864That's because Ashley is cute and based.
/calg/, I start my job now. Now it's your turn: I entrust bump duty to you.
>>570614864>stupid bitch>says she does smart, resourceful, sexy, cute and clever thing
>>570617256Ashley eats dick with a fork
>>570616281Dude, I know we are the incest cannibal general and all, but don't say that shit out loud. There might be women and children in this general, this is not a place to just blurt out the J word with the hard B. Do better.
>>570616281>/calg/, I start my job now.Holy shit, me too. We really all are one person
>>570617513Kek
>there are brothers whomstd've don't kiss their sistersTruly repugnant, be better
Do you like little sisters in video games Karugo?>>>/v/741105508
>>570621197She's very cute
>>570614864‘Fraid not, but she has the opposite tism
Do you ever think about the little tidbits about Andrew and Ashley's accents? I mean, I always imagine an American one but I would be interested to hear British too especially with all the British lingo in the game.More specifically do you think the Graves' accent has the wine-whine merger, or do they pronounce "what, why, white" as "hwat, hwy, hwite"? I was just replaying Episode 2 and I pronunced all as -hw- and it sounded interesting. Just a thought.
>>570622876>southern belle sistershoo wee
>>570622876Coffin takes place in this alternate universe where America is part of the European Union, they live in Gotham that’s why it’s always dark and there’s so much murder and criminal syndicates
How much sex can I have with my sister before it becomes incest? Like, you get a few freebies, right? I mean, I'm sure everyone has gotten a little too drunk at a party and woken up in bed with their sister. Those are forgiven right? I'm not a full on sister fucker if it happens once or twice, right? And surely they replenish over time, yes? Like if I have sex with my sister and wait a month or so, that whole incident is forgotten and my freebie can be reused? And if my sister and I decide to go premium, who do I contact to setup a preemptive pardon and how much is it? Do I make the check out to Trump himself or to his campaign?
>>570622876>Hwere reckonest thou he was off to dear sister?>Huwie, a shindy of coitus-and-hallucinogens with daemons, surely. Huwie dost thou ask me, I wonder?
Brothers can have a little bit of sister sex. As a treat.
>>570624850>1 partial sex
>>570625583Gaslight District ahh image
https://x.com/sukiscoffin/status/2066287993522966567/photo/1
>>570626968That sister's got some sisters on her.
>>570621197I absolutely love little sisters in anime and vidya. I make sure to fap to them at least once
>>570627993Really racking up the frequent masturbator miles, huh?
>>570630375I mean, I'm gonna fap to little sisters anyway, I might as well show the new ones some love. Plus, you never know if one is going to be a FOTM and get a bunch of fanart
>>570631002Certainly not an amateurbator.
>>570631480Hell naw. This fappin shit ain't no joke, nigga! We rep lil sisters, nigga! Till I die we jerking off to little sisters! All day erry day
>>570631725You should be kissing your sister, not fapping to sisters
>>570634139But doctor… I have no sister…
>>570634892This is very unfortunate. You *may* have to resort to sister adoption.
>>570634892YO ONIONS PAGLIACCI
>>570634139But I already fap to my 3D sister too>>570635601>PAGLIACCIJesus wept...
>>570635601>PagliashliOperrraaaaa, my wife she is a cheating biiiiitch, and she is not my sissztereeeerrrrrrSooo nnnoowwwe sheerrr muuuuusssttt DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
When I hug my sister I've started lifting her up and spinning her around. It's fun. Do you think it'll make her less insecure about her weight?
>>570636134>Do you think it'll make her less insecure about her weight?Unlikely.
I swear me and my sister are on the spectrum to some degree.we're at a family BBQ and she was sitting on her phone on the sofa so to annoy her I decided to push her over and instead of being annoyed she found it funny so we entertained ourselves for 15 minutes straight on the premises of me pushing her over every time she tries to sit up straight and me having to try to surprise her while she tries to anticipate it.both grown ass and sober adults btw
How do you guys deal with having to wait so long for the next update? Last one came out in April of last year IIRC. Working on Burial & Decay simultaneously was a mistake as it's slowing down development significantly.
>>570637809>dude me and my sister are SOOOO autistic>proceeds to describe completely normal behavior
>>570638174Anon I have some grim news for you....
>>570638285>omigod stacy you're out of controooool lol!>stacy you're an animal stahp it!
>my sister called me on the phone almost screaming for me to come out and kill a spider in her car>said spider was smaller than my fingernail
>>570639441>parky my car under a tree in my yard>one warm (almost) summer morning my sister borrows my car to buy more monster>covered, head to toe, in fucking spiders. Just spiders everywhere.That was not a fun morning for her, but the memory of it? Funniest shit ever.
>>570596825
>>570640597What classes would Andrew and Ashley be? Ashley might be Pyro. Andrew might be Spy.
>>570640597The concentration of genuine oldfags in this general is heartening and concerning.
>>570641564Incest minded Oldfags have nowhere else online to go
>>570641857>incest-minded oldfags"oxygen-minded humans."
>>570641903Hey now, not all oldfags are good old wholesome real fan who happen to be grandpas. Any oldfag knows some of the trolls that terrorized (or perhaps still terrorize) /calg/ were here since maybe even before /vg/.
>>570642439>were here since maybe even before /vg/.I was here since 2006
>>570640731Obviously they play Heavy/Medic together.
>>570642848Oh yeah lol, that makes sense.Would Ashley be a good Medic? Would Andrew be a good Heavy? I feel like they would play like shit regardless of class but have the best time of their lives laughing their asses off.
>>570643256I feel like depending on what time in their life. Andrew would be Ashley's medic, but when Andrew is more assertive he's the Heavy instead.
>>570637440:(
DIES IRAEDIES ILLASOLVET SAECLUMIN FAVILLATESTEDAVID CUM SYBILLA
Thoughts on Ashley cunny?https://x.com/doki_090909/status/2059103624257478958/photo/1
>>570646117
Andrew is very gay
Fuck this is so romantic, I truly need a relationship like thishttps://youtu.be/YaV-IEIoIjI
>>570648023Andrew isn't gay, but he is a faggot
>>570648023He's very gay for his little brother, Ash
I want to cuddle with her after taking a relaxing post-work bath and chow down on snacks and junk food while we watch anime and youtube video essays on true crime and arboriculture and beekeeping vlogs
what if ashley was a troon and thats why renee hates """"her""""
>>570649164weak bait
>>570649164We'd love him all the same
>>570649164*were
>>570648098Moments like this are rare due to a lack of towers in the modern day.
Does pot really help with sleep or is that just junkie propaganda? No matter what I try I can't get more than 4 hours of sleep at a time.
>>570653516I mean it relaxes you i guess but it also starts to develop a psychopsymatic dependency on needing it to sleep
>>570654294Which then eventually wraps around to being unable to sleep even when high
"I can't make anything better. But I could make her happy...?Don't I love her?"
>>570508789Seriously. I make small dick jokes all the time but every woman who’s seen it has been visibly impressed.
>>570658046Women who have seen it:>mother>grandmother>gender swap Snapchat filter you
>>570534953>no kneecapsTfw my kneeless sister has killed fitty hussies
>>570658290I used to be a pretty big degenerate before God saw fit to ensister me.
>>570658481Do you think that you, as a man whore, deserve the grace of a sister? From here on out you shall be christened as deuce bigalow, in honor of being an overused slut
>>570605456Welcome to millennials, a slap on the ass was a greeting in high school.
she's going to fuck six eyes, it's better to accept it now than later
>>570660276For closet homosexuals
>>570646117Not sexualized enough
>>570660557B-But I was slapped by girls too and we'd also slap the girls...
>>570660456I can't wait. I plan to laugh at Ashleyfags for stanning a cheating whore.
>>570605456They groomed each other, did you not play the fucking game?
>>570501392>Andrew loves Ashley a woman but Ashley doesn't really love Andrew as a manWhat do you think of this
>>570660718Anon, you missed your shot
>>570660718A few years ago my sister just squeezed my ass at Burger King
>>570661371did you cum?
>>570660802Andrew is a bastard man, the abusive scene is probably before that, and they never established a committed relationship in current Burial, he’s still scared of fucking her and is with Julia.Which is a whole other thing because that idea would mean cheating on two whole bitchesPersonally I think it’s not going to be sex but a close relationship/suggestive enough that it may drive Andrew into a jealousy fueled lipstick meltie on steroids.
I once accidentally elbowed by sis in the tit and so as revenge she full grabbed my crotch and squeezed it trying to crush my balls but she didnt squeeze hard enough so all she did was give me a boner
>>570660989False, she definitely wants to be his wife. But>part of her still sees Andrew like a little kid sees their parents>nobody could possibly love her, or so she thinks>wanting sex is for moids and hussies, or so she thinks>she cares more about controlling Andrew than making him or herself happyso just like Andrew it's there but she's too fucked in the head to act on it in a way that doesn't hurt them both.
>>570661836I would have gotten a boner either way
>>570625029>Huwiet.
>>570661371But why? Are you fat? If yes she was mocking you.
Ashley in arrested development, wanting to stay side-by-side as siblings throughout her shit, using sex as a coping mechanism / manipulation.Andrew going through puberty and getting the pp become the big pp. But because Ashley was the centerpiece of her life, he eventually targeted his big pp toward her against his will.Renee being a heartless, contemptuous whore that she is, turned a blind eye to all of this.
>>570663452No I'm a twink
>>570666049>tfw your dumb bitch sister won't let you read Coleridge in peace
Coffin but the age difference between Andy and leyley is 10 years
>>570665692>twink
>>570666323Wrong, Andrew in universe actually reads Nemlei
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1733060/Ever_Seen_A_Cat/...i- is this who I think it is?....
>>570661836God I wish that were me
>>570662785Oiii ‘ughie, ‘aglander dun took me blawdy wife, n prevented me bloody son
>>570667495Very Nemleian
>>570435341>>>/v/740944068That haggot just dumped a bunch of porn at the end of his thread after it hit bump limit kek. None of it tasteful, either.
>>570669092Damn, /v/ is an absolute shithole.
What if Nina lived ..?
>>570666665Andrew in reality is obsessed with the nuances of NGN's characters
>>570669092stop reposting this thread
>>570670283Anon’s wife Noelle really encapsulates the current ethos
>>570667495Just bought all of those games to further financially support Nemlei
Just pirated all the games to further set nemlei into financial ruin
LAST CHANCE TO NOMINATE QUESTIONS FOR THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS!
>>570670725What is the airspeed velocity of an unladden Swallow
>>570670662NOOOOOOOOO NEMLEI WE'LL NEVER HIT 2 MILLION UNITS SOLD AT THIS RATE
>>570670725>Do you smoke or vape?1. Yes, cigarettes only -> How many do you smoke a week?2. Yes, vape only -> You are an idiot!!!!!!!!!!3. Yes, I vape and smoke -> See 2.4. No -> Welp. You are literally (not) Andrew. Survey terminated.
>>570667495Anon wake up new old Nemlei dropped>>570670504Waste of money since Nemlei has long forgotten the password of that account
>>570670791What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
>>570670840Her overheads can't be very high considering she's a solo developer working with RPGMaker so i'd imagine even after Steam's cut and whatever maintenance costs are paid out she's still a multi-millionaire now.where's the announcement and unique artwork in celebration of such a tremendous sales count for a solo indie dev
>>570667495The rape scene in “Ever Seen A Cat? 3” was pretty crazy
>>570670725You already know mine. How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
>>570671167It wasn't rape. The kitty verbally consented.
>>570670725Also, should I keep the operating system question? I feel like the /calg/ OS flamewars have ended.
>>570671225break. fast? Me slow.
>>570671248And then /calg/ argues for a whole thread
>>570670504same
I don't even know anything about Warhammer, but why the fuck does this actually go hard?https://x.com/GonadLad/status/2066410431980400651/photo/1
>>570671408Thinking about adding a "Was it rape?" question to the census
>>570672062Idk about coffin but it wasnt when it was with MY sister
+Breakfast question+Rape question-OS questionSpeak now or forever hold your piss
>>570672062Some deranged fag will guaranteed callout and start arguing about it if the yes gets even close to 50% or higher
>>570672302Ask which is gayer, Ashley with a dick or Six Eyes with a pussy
>>570672302would you hypothetically let a sister experiment on you with a ball torture kink if it were to lead to incestuous relations
>>570672368Is that something I should look forwards to?
>>570672302sister butts: big or small?chubby sisters: dickable or not?do you prefer fictional/pornographic incest over incest with any of your actual family members?would you fuck yourself if you had a depressed femboy cloneidk
Regardless of whether or not it's rape or not, Andrew willingly continues to fuck Ashley in SnS, even though he knows she doesn't enjoy it. It misses the "enthuastic" part of enthuastic consent.
"I've done far worse than kill you, Andrew. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for eternity in the center of a dead realm. Buried alive, buried alive..."
>>570672896I mean putting out while not caring for it, that doesn’t have to be rape the iffy part for me is the inebriation, it’s especially bad if it’s the first time, should avoid it in general but at the very least have the decency to have had normal sex before. If that’s a problem and you need her delirious to get it that’s exactly why it’s a terrible thing to do to her
>>570672302Keep the OS question, I'd like to see how many people here have Linux
>>570673439Does owning a steam deck count
>>570673862Unless it's your desktop daily driver, no.
Anons I think i am becoming a functional alcoholic. Last 7 shifts ive worked, ive gotten lightly drunk for 5 of them. I dont drink on the weekends but its become a habit to drink during my shifts bcz I sober up so quick
>>570673439What about non linux *N*Xes?
>>570672368>he says, already fuming about an argument that hasn't happened yetThe irony is beyond you, I'm sure. Wasn't rape, by the way. Drunk sex is also not rape.
>>570669092We don't care.
>>570675562You can type in "Other". Speaking of....TAKE THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS!!!!!!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNvo0fqyvLSKnZq8HKUfwep_ZDXascIFaKSJBq5tMgIbKL5Q/viewform?usp=dialoghttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNvo0fqyvLSKnZq8HKUfwep_ZDXascIFaKSJBq5tMgIbKL5Q/viewform?usp=dialoghttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNvo0fqyvLSKnZq8HKUfwep_ZDXascIFaKSJBq5tMgIbKL5Q/viewform?usp=dialog
>>570675707But I want to tell you about my netbsd toaster?
>>570675780Type NetBSD into the "Other" field!
>>570675707>To fill out this form, you must be signed in. Your identity will remain anonymous.no thanks
>>570672896Leyley is raping herself by refusing to enjoy sex with the love of her life. Ashley however, will love her inbred kids. I mean, enjoy sex with Husbandrew.
>>570675881That's how Google docs works
>>570675707Tf is the password. Idk your wife i tried ashley and leyley
>>570675984The tourist filter in action
>>570676215Just because I dont no life and sit in this thread 24/7 doesnt mean im a tourist.
>>570676571
>>570676571>he is unawarethe tourist to end all tourists
>>570676215
>>570676704Nigga im drunk and tired rn throw me a bone
>>570676786The answer you seek shall be found early in this thread.
>>570677292A very generous hint.
>>570677403A very generous sister.
>>570675707Need a "maybe" option on this since I have my sister as a friend on Steam and Coffin is on my profile under "favorite game" and "completionist showcase" but she's never brought it up lol
>>570677292May 1000 locusts descend upon your nutsack
>>570676571It means exactly that, heretic
>abusive boyfriend attempts to murder you multiple times>beats the shit out of you and threatens to do it again>asks to fuck you, having advance knowledge that you don't want to but will say yes anyway out of fear for your lifeI'm not even a feminist, if you think Ashley was in a position to consent here then you are dangerous lol
>foidbabble
>>570680493No, disagreeing with the Quran is not automatically foidbabble.
>brownjacketingI'm sorry, I thought it was the wasn't-rape side that was supposed to initiate the melty, yet here you are baiting. Ashley wasn't raped, but your fat gay ass was apparently.
>>570680712>suddenly muslimsI don't like them either anon but you might need to take a break
>>570680971You have to understand he's literally so angry about the rape argument he periodically needs to rehash it until he feels like he's won. He's an absolutely dumper-devastated simp who gets mistaken for a woman because of how he argues.
>>570680971>>570680934It's not suddenly Muslims if it's their exact belief system. I'm not accusing anyone of being brown, but I am saying it is unfair to call anyone opposed to Islam a foid.
>>570681187>islam out of nowhereYou're obsessed.
>>570681245>foidbabble out of nowhereAnd you're not?
Islamafoidbable
Fortunately for everyone else, I'm not rehashing the rape/not-rape argument. Foidanon can seethe and call people brown all xhe wants.
>>570681112>disingenuously poisons the well ("foidbabble")>the other party recognizes this>accuse them of being mentally unwell due to said recognition>"yeah we just have a deranged individual here who thinks one of the characters in a psychological horror game did something non-wholesome chungus. It's best to not discuss the game at all"
>>570681634You sound deeply upset. Perhaps you should take a break from the thread?
>>570669092Based
>>570675707Finally!
>>570680712You already did this before and our local sheikh decimated you. You should actually read the Coff'ān sometime, maybe you'll learn about hitting your wife when necessary or something instead of being such a female.
Ashlahu ackbar
>>570675984It's "Noelle"I didn't fill out the last few censuses because I couldn't be assed to fill out the question. There's really no reason for it, anyway. Does he really think people are sharing the census link in other places with the intent to skew it?
Sis, wake up, new bait dropped
>>570682725>Does he really think people are sharing the census link in other places with the intent to skew it?I know someone posted at least one of the censuses in the /calg/cord
>>570683101>/calg/cord
>>570501527Kill yourself imp
>>570682725Thanks, I really wasn't gonna be arsed to go on a scavenger hunt just to fill out a census. Also>noelleHow does that pertain to coffin. Has it just been too long since I last played coffin? Like I get that this is a nemlei general and not just a coffin general but some of these dudes need to understand most people are here bcz of coffin not a million other niche rpg maker games
>>570684567Yeah I always felt the first question was way too meta. But then again it is the /calg/ census, so fair enough.
>>570684567Sorry sir, we don't speak to occasionals in this establishment. You've been given your answer. Have a nice day!
>>570684814You sure loved talking to me when I was telling stories abt me and my sister hanging out
>>570684989Sir SIR sir, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down, SIR, you have to call down sir or I will call- sir, SECURITY!
>>570685172Holy fuck she is enormous
>>570684989Your sister will shape da future
>>570685336She is NOT enormous. How could she be after starving for so long??
>>570685510Our children shall shape da future
>>570685586Her head is like 4 feet above the top of the register! She's a GIANT
>>570686010Nephilim ashley...
>>570685961I'm on my knees, Anon. Platonically impregnate your rudie sister. Your children will be powerful.
If your sister wouldn't platonically bear your children, are you even friends?
Just finished my translation of Episode 1, it will be fun playing this game in my native language. Wish me luck.
>>570687058Tell us what language you fucking nigger
>>570508609I did some research and it turns out men CAN be erect after dyinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erectionThough this is almost always if their killed via hanging
>their
>>570688203Even acknowledging his fuckups is still acknowledging him. He's going to keep doing it as long as he gets attention, it's part of his fetish.
>>570688203>>570688616What are you even implying with this?
>>570682705Cute
>>570687058>>570687328Toki Pona?
Is the lady in 302 Nina's mom?
>>570693286ni poki moli pi jan Anti en jan lele
>>570693779Google gives this as Khasi, which I'd never heard of before
>>570694678It's coffin of andy and leyley in toki pona
>>570666542>TwinkSir, that's 12 year old
>>570687328That's very rude... And for that I will give a hint in picrel instead of saying it out right.>>570693286Made up languages are gay
>>570695901That's how gays cope with being pedophiles please understand
>>570696074Amerifat isn't a language
>>570696476Those... Those are cheese curds. That was the hint.
>>570696476What the fuck is so American and fat about cheese
>>570696074>Made up languages are gayPerfect for this general then
>>570696589>>570696074You do realise that that cheese curds are not a regional food in the slightest, right?That's just anywhere that's poor and has cows.
>>570701282You do realize the hint was the name, not the region of origin, right?
>>570675984No sorry but the answer is in every goddamn thread since I got here long ago, they’re right, you are a tourist
>>570675681>fumingLmfao sureAlso, there he is, didn’t even have to actually get the results in yet to be proven correct
>>570702273Maybe you should have put a copy of mortal kombat next to it but that might just confuse him further
What are the odds Nemlei will give us an onscreen explicit rape scene? Given stuff like this, any chances?https://youtu.be/z1pDN1Af_rs&t=159
>>570696231despite making up 28% of the population, straight white men account for 67% of the sex offender registry
>>570705331I'm not Kurdbro, I'm just not stupid
>>570705753Magic 8 Ball says... Try again next devlog.
>>570670067If that's a halo, I don't think she's alive.
>This bitch again
>>570705048You seem deeply upset. Seething, perhaps? A little dumper grumpy?
>>570708574That looks like the halos from Blue Archive
Yo it’s lil’ Andrew on the mic with some brand new lyrics, check this shit outHave bitches killed, put them in they placeNo bitch should ever wake up feeling she safeI like to put my sluts on the grapeJust so I know they easier to rapeThey call me the Teflon Dom because the charges don’t stickWhen I’ve forced my way into a chick wit’ my dickOne time a bitch tried to snitchI took care of that sitch when I buried her in a ditchHoes so fuckin dumb it makes me fuckin numbThat’s why I eat them down to every last crumbThat’s not a reference to pussyI don’t do oral cuz I know it’s gayI mean when they get mad cuz I’m pushySlashing em and consuming their flesh really makin my dayThere’s not much to sayI like to play my wayBitches got a black eyeAnd I know I ain’t a bad guyI just teach em to complyUnless they wanna die
>>570705923>67
>>570709583SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
>>570709583
>>570710153>An Ashu
What if Andrew puts his Andy inside Ashley's leyley but she enjoys it instead of bitxhing? Do we call this a burial?
July status?
>>570714251About two more weeks.
>>570714619CALENDAR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>570714840MR KIRK GET DOWN
>>570716089>Kirk9
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>570711380Yes.
>>570675707Feel like I'm being unfair to anything I put in #3 and #4.
>>570675707I refuse.
>>570720061*ahEM*
>>570722345I know what I said.
>>570720061The CORRECT ranking by TRUE Coffinfags is 5 through 1 as it goes down, so a straight line from the top right to the bottom left.
>>570725310>Candy Scabs above Better Half
>>570714251
>>570725889In every other census I put Better Half on number 2, but I recently realized Candy Scabs is just a cute short thing that the fag simulator can't really compete with for me. But otherwise Better Half would definitely be number 2.
>>570727801>fag simulatorkek
>>570727801>fag simulatorFujo game dev
hic
>>570729740Still fag simulator
>>570731671>hicjacet sepulcra Gravesiorum
>>570718706>WE ARE JEFFERY EPSTEIN >WE CARRY THE FILES>WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE ISLAND >WE'LL HONOR HIS PARTIES
>>570733518Unc finally learned about real humour
>>570733447That is a nice ass
goofy BITCH
I thought humour was supposed to be funny.
Cowgirl your sister
>>570710506*ashluIt’s like a snafu but it’s Ashley
>>570720061>other Nemlei games
>>570736101
>it's okay when andrew cucks himself but it's bad when someone else does itwhy?
>>570736663
>>570735286based
>>570736663Well you see by cucking himself he's actually building up tension and regret. This is built up faster and made much more prominent as he attains (a hussy) and has an unfulfilling marriage where he hates his wife and kids. Finally when he's on his death bed and his family is crowding around him, he can tell Ashley how he really feels and die in cathartic bliss.However Andrew is a selfish retard and has left out how Ashley would feel about all of this and how it's going to be anything but happy for her or how she is unlikely to live that long because of [insert self-destructive behavior here] causing an early death.
Has anybody seen my marbles? I can't seem to find them anywhere.
Sister cunnyhttps://x.com/belovedgore/status/2066638368876724699/photo/1
>>570739598A child should not have hips like that.
>>570740307It's 2026 grandpa, the amount of estrogen in the water because of mass birth control pill abuse is causing it.
>>570739598Is she supposed to be next to pops?
>>570742230what the hell is the placement of Andrew's headit legit looks like they taxidermy'd his head and put it on some rando's body
>>570727801JiaC #1
>>570739598>>570740307We live in such fuckass times that even the pedophiles are fake ass niggaz>>570742230Why does Julia always walk in on sibling time? How rude.
>>570735286Cowgirl is better than doggy, because you never turn your back on family.
>>570743528Proto-fag simulator #6I love you Nemlei but no, just no
>>570743680It's not even that gay. Andrew is a bigger faggot than any character in JiaC.
>>570743679OHANA MEANS FAMILYAND FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND
>>570743679Is this how non-missionarian degenerates cope with their debauchery and sin? You only have sibling sex in missionary position (the only position, all others are sodomy) for the sole purpose of procreation. Lights off btw. With this rate your guys will start to suggest hand holding even.
>>570739598would pamper and treat her to some icecream so she can hopefully grow up happy
>>570744080>sibling sex in missionary position (the only position, all others are sodomy) for the sole purpose of procreation.Cowgirl is better because you get to hold hands
>>570740307We live in blessed timess
>>570744239Fraud
threw out my back railing sis, this sucks
>>570744196you can absolutely hold hands during missionary
>>570744604It's really not practical imo. You'd be putting basically all your weight into your hands which isn't nice, not to mention the arm posture is uncomfortable. For maximum handholding, it needs to be cowgirl.
>>570744196What the fuck dude, you can't just talk about degenerate shit like that out in the open. Just because you're a sexual deviant doesn't mean we have to listen to your weird fantasies about wanting hold hands with your sister or whatever. Just typing that disgusted me, go back to whatever fetish forum you come from, will you?Holding hands, tch. What has this general come to...
>>570745195I hold hands with my sister, is that so wrong?
I can handle the cunny, but I draw the line at hand holding. Degenerates like you belong on the cross.
>>570745536I am thinking about herSexualey
>>570740307>>570740448>>570740448I’m tired of them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin kids sexy
NIGGA HEIL NEMLEI
>>570745854Sonnenradshley
>>570745854ALL MY NIGGAS DELPHICNIGGA HEIL NEMMERSNIGGA HEIL NEMMERS
>>570745909
>>570746056Uncle H would like Ashley, I think.
>>570745838It’s why Nina had to go. Mom doesn’t let me have water. That floozey bitch drinks water like she’s an elephant or something, how can I compete with that?
>What are you gonna do about it, Aaaandy-->*GHghKk*
>>570746264this would unironically fix her and probably him too
>>570674950You shouldn't do that.
>>570746264I wish we had more Descent Route
>>570746226Ashley there’s toxisoda in the water. If this is why you killed Nina that is very stupid. Why are you so fucking stupid, Ashley?
Ashley is big smart
>>570747131Why *I* killed Nina? I seem to remember someone else closing and sabotaging the crate.
>>570670972>passwordCryptoanon, perhaps this may be difficult for you to understand, but people have a legal right to access their money. The bank cannot deny you indefinitely because of a lost password.
>>570746226Both of the siblings canonically drink the water. It was confirmed in Episode 1.
>>570748542Isn’t that as adults in the apartment?
https://x.com/i/status/2062270684101820556
I’m doing my part!
Tomorrow I start wagecucking and so will no longer be able to bump the thread. I already miss you guys God I don't want to work please don't leave me /calg/
>>570749884How the hell did you manage to get one?! Every fucking place I apply to either ghosts me or interviews me and never calls back. I'm not a woman so I can't work at a handjob parlor either.
>>570750425>I'm not a woman so I can't work at a handjob parlor either.Not with that attitude you can't.
>>570750425>How the hell did you manage to get one?!Unironically, my mom's friend works there and knows the VP and got me an interview. Now, I nailed the interview, but I couldn't even get one for 5 months before. The market is impossibly cooked
department of tourism here, need help making advertisements. is it burial or descent where they have a wholesome moment on the bridge and dont become a shitty toxic couple
>>570749884You can still post at work, I would know.
>>570752460Burial. IIRC it's specifically "never say never" Burial
>>570752460Burial, but Decay is probably going to be the good ending in the long run.>>570752614It's both, Sane's bridge scene is a bit different. Ashley prompts Andrew to say a few words instead of throwing the throwing skulls IIRC.
>>570752830>good endingHave you not learned?
>>570752548Yeah, I've done it before. But I'll probably have to wait a bit to make sure nobody will see me. If my computer is easily visible, then I can't post here at work
>>570749057Ashley is literally engineered in a lab to be as adorable as possible.
>>570753509I guess the experiment was a total failure
Everybody is scared to post because they want to be early for next thread lol
>>570754815shiii u right
>>570753509She's too naturally perfect to be lab made
Where the fuck is my bake chat
>>570754815It takes like 5 hours for a thread to get bumped off /vg/. We have until then to figure something out.
Do I finally get to make Dr. O'Neal the OP image?
>>570755193I will NOT bake because I feel like someone else already is
>>570755615>>570755615>>570755615
>>570749884>will no longer be able to bump the threadThank God finally
>>570749884Good luck, anon!
