# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>570501392
Yup, it's feelin like Fat Fuck Friday
You got real lucky. Do not make me wait again.
>>570755758Damn I wouldn't have baked if I knew. I honestly panickedThis has the opposite effect, I am not going to bake next time
I was baking but someone beat me to it. Guess I'll designate myself as the baked from now on, just out of spite of this faggot
>>570755892A bunch of pussies would shit up the thread if that bake went through
>>570756008>as the bakedAs the baker>just out of spite ofOut of spite for
aww he's seething pretending to be multiple people :,)
>>570756031We don't negotiate with terrorists
>>570755758Blobshley is funny as fuck though
>>570756117what the fuck are you even talking about lol, who? why?
>>570756331If you see a samefag accusation, assume it's just trolling and ignore it.
>>570756473Yeah but it’s like usually it’s toward something. Blud done lost his marbles
>>570756607Yes, there's been a lot of misplaced glass orbs recently.
>>570756473>assume it's just trollingWhile you should ignore it, I think it's not trolling but a genuine schizo. As in, he really thinks everyone who posts stuff he doesn't like is one person making a coordinated effort to attack him.
>>570756882The thing is that he's not the only one I see making samefag accusations, so otherwise we have a non-insignificant number of people who need to be institutionalized, which granted is possible, but I prefer the simpler explanation that it's one of those things that gets easy replies.
coffin except they're black inner city kids
>>570757782The Cof Bin Bix Nood of Aundre and Ashy
>>570757782
Ashley is the lesser Leyley girl.
>>570757782The Graves are spiritually black
>>570757948huh?
>>570757913andrew should've gotten dreads so he could be king von maxxed
>>570758165NEED to be balls deep in her while she calls me a stupid nigger
>>570758464sisters do be racist
>>570758669What's going on here?
>>570758669Nice cock, sis
>>570758669sisters do be having rather voluptuous mounds.
>>570752460There is no non-toxic route>>570755615Has this been the OP image before? I'm apprehensive about duplicate OP images.
>>570759889>Has this been the OP image before? Yerr>I'm apprehensive about duplicate OP images.Gotta be on time
Sisters should be a lil chubby
>>570760178For shame. For shame. And I say this as an architect.
Sisters should be athletic and tomboyish.
Stick.
>>570760607My sister cut her hair short, but she's not a tomboy because she's girly.
>>570749884 #>will no longer be able to bump the threadThank God finally. I was so tired of seeing Thiu.
>>570760634Brickley.
>>570760837Please don't bully Thiu :(
Nyeh!
>>570760607Truest fan. Any other hussie would've been grossed out by butchering your own parents, but Ashley will get in on the fun with her two hands and cover herself in the blood through working together. Truly a perfect wife for a brother.
>>570761004NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570760607Hell yeah, skinny bitch... Tuesday? Yeah.
>>570761327Oh c'mon Julia it's just a brick don't be sucy a pussy
>>570761662>sucy a pussyI sucky da pussy rog time
>>570762604A sweet and excited swing on that cute little teenage siships..
Why the fuck are the store tags changing so frequently? Are steam users debating on weather the game is a black comedy or a horror romance or something?
>>570763204Is this changed manually or does Steam update it automatically based on what discussions say or something?
>>570763204What is she cooking?
>>570763495If I understand it correctly SteamDB just documents changes made based on the positional tags on the store page. So every time a group of users play the game and think, "ah that was a horror game" or "that felt like a weird dark comedy romance" it will change which it's categorized as. The odd thing is though the frequency in which it's been happening lately. To me this indicates that either:1. someone is having a debate over it2. there's been a recent influx on new players (the steam review numbers dont reflect this however)3. someone is making a conceded effort to intentionally manipulate the data to troll users who stalk the update history tab
>>570764157>3. someone is making a conceded effort to intentionally manipulate the data to troll users who stalk the update history tabHE'S ONTO US
Threadly reminder bratty sisters need to have their turdcutter penetrated until morale improves
Threadly reminder cute hussies need to have their noses kissed until morale improves
>>570755615>There are people who think Ashley will actually leave Andrew for another manReminds me of all "Andrew will ditch Ashley in Decay" baloney before Ep3 release
Julia got cake
>>570764607Nigga you like poo
>>570766740Siblings should do each other's hair
>>570769171Siblings should do each other up the butt
How do I let my sister know that I'm open to fooling around without having to explicitly say it? Is there some sort of code or something, like a colored handkerchief in the back pocket?
>>570771142You mating press her a few times
>>570771142Sag your pants, it's what black people do.
>>570766740Six Seven is actually trying to hit it which is more than any of the Episode 3 theories had going for them. Ashley has a different flavor of crazy from all the other pliable, emotionally vulnerable young hussies he skims off though so it'll probably blow up in his face when he tries to be something other than her fake grandfather.
>>570771970I hope to god it involves castration
>>570755615
>>570771142Leaving incest romance stories open on your computer or books laying around.
>>570772928>delphic pussy
>>570772928where the fuck is marbles? We said it so many times. Why do I see “nderstand” but not marbles?? I’m losing my fucking marbles!!
>>570772875He dies to Lord Unknow, him fumbling Ashley will be played for laughs.
>>570772928>nina post ass
>>570773583ctrl+f says it was said twice.I have checked and rechecked the cloud because sometimes it bugs out if you don't F5.There's no marbles to be lost.
>>570773616 Ashley will shoot his nutsac to pure giblet viscera for trying to touch her.
>>570773776I cooked it by using a picture that said marbles instead of saying it
Sex with Ashley
>>570773710
>>570774374
>>570777829Why is her torso so short?
>>570773616>fumblingThis implies he had a shot lol
I hope during Burial we see Ashley lusting over Andrew a bit. Even if she wants to remain a child, she is a woman with womanly feelings. She probably does have the hots for Andrew, but denies them and feels shameful for them. Not because of the incest, but because deep down there is a part of her that wants him in the same whorish way all the hussies do. Also, the very idea of sex goes against her childish desires.
>>570760634Stickley!
>>570772928>bitch mean ashley
TAKE THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS!!!!!!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNvo0fqyvLSKnZq8HKUfwep_ZDXascIFaKSJBq5tMgIbKL5Q/viewform?usp=dialoghttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNvo0fqyvLSKnZq8HKUfwep_ZDXascIFaKSJBq5tMgIbKL5Q/viewform?usp=dialoghttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNvo0fqyvLSKnZq8HKUfwep_ZDXascIFaKSJBq5tMgIbKL5Q/viewform?usp=dialog
>>570780397No?
>>570780424Oh...
We hate our government funded psyop census don't we folks?
>>570780563Yes, it's too Nemlei focused when it should be sister focused
>>570780397what do i get out of it? what's my incentive?
>>570780397But I already took the census, and I also ate breakfast this morning.
>>570764806Ugly hussies will have their butts fucked until morale improves
>>570781718This is genuinely Andrew thinking he was the perfect boyfriend
>>570781718>>570782025>anons make things up about Andrew>get mad at him for their fantasies This general really is full of women, huh?
>>570780397>sign in toFuck you.
>>570782739I will fill out census form saar, just post username and password to this thread and I will fill out the information for you.
I have a feeling that Andrew would like hollywooundead
>>570782812What a kind and thoughtful Anon! Thank you!
>>570781172If you dont im gonna tell Julia that you want a hug
Breakfast status?
>>570783371Status: broken
>>570783371inseminated
>>570783371Why is Julia so hormonal lately..? Yeesh....
>>570783371Julia canonically has an IQ below that average Sub Saharan.
You ever get the random desire to cut a dude in half with a chainsaw
>>570782210Lmao literally
>>570783701Andrew wishing he hadn't killed Nina so he'd have a side hussie for his side hussie.
>>570784230?
>>570783701>>570784548Neener is back and she wants Drew.
>>570784640Horizontally
>>570780397>>570780563>An FBI intern stumbles into his boss's office, nearly dropping all of his papers>Jim Glowerson doesn't notice, as he is busy admiring his commendations: pinned to the wall is his medal for organizing his first terrorist attack>"S-sir, the report is ready...">Glowerson turns his head, "Good. Now we can figure out what caused that mosque shooting.">"Yes...", the intern lays out his files on Glowerson's desk, "We've determined that white supremacist violence is caused by thinking your sister is cute.">"I knew it! I must brief Netanyahu immediately.">"Netanyahu? Why not the president?">"You'll learn someday, kid", Glowerson pats the intern's shoulder, "But now, you have more important work to do. I want you to start handing out Steam keys to disgruntled white teens. You know which game.">"But sir...the perpetrators weren't even wh--">A second intern storms into Glowerson's office>"Sir! We've determined that white supremacist violence is caused by being Hispanic!"
>>570785653kek
>>570785653>”Actually sir, it seems to come from not getting enough cock when you are a fag with ludicrous dick sucking lips.” Glowalski said.
>>570784785What happened to this fan mod?
>>570772928>tell wife /calg/ love probably understandWould she?
>>570787253Depends if shes your sister or not
>>570787253There's at least one wifefag here whose wife roleplays as his sister, if you believe
>>570788824>>570788956based
>>570788621Hell yeah>The slaughter's on>I'd love to see you come undone>Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive>So grab a plate, have a taste>這口味讓我陶醉>I'm still preying on a butcher's veinhttps://youtu.be/vjBFftpQxxM?feature=sharedCoffincore
WHAT AM I HOLDING BACK FOR AT THIS POINT? WE ARE NEVER GETTING BETTER! I SHOULD DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITH YOU!
>>570757913Hoodcest. 80 percent of incest committed by 20 percent of Snapes. blm=brother love much. Bbc=big brother cock. White boys woudl not understand.
>>570772928>fag dick longOh hell no bro
>>570792306For self ass only
This would've literally solved everything.Forever...
>>570794338Better late than never
What would Nina be like if she lived?
>>570785653I ironically have nothing to hide from the globohomo
Have the sisters fallen?
>>570800663Fallen in love with (You)
>Made for non-blood related white men
My autistic sister tried microwaving cake mix and baking soda at work. She thought it was a normal craving but her coworkers asked her if she's pregnant. After relaying this information to me, she said she's transferring her pregnancy onto me like a seahorse, told me that I am ovulating, and has spent the past 30 minutes rambling to me about the sacred yaoi texts on AO3.
>>570803557Looks like you're already well acquainted with the mpreg yaoi
>>570803795We call it "imboygnation" 'round these parts.
little andy
>>570804223>little andyLittle Andy is redundant, because all Andys are little
>>570803557Fujos are nasty, vile creatures, worthy of neither pity nor mercy.
>>570804251Imagine how erect Andrew was when seeing his mom's naked body when he prepared to butcher it.
>>570804223NEMLEI ROBBED US
>>570804416Andy's Andy is very big though
How often does Andrew check out his sister?
>>570803795>>570804129
>>570805058Fuck she's so hot, I still can't believe Ashley ever struggled making friends
>>570805665Hussies work to keep the pretty ones down
>>570805665>>570805747>Neeners assertively in your path
>>570805924More like NIGGERS!
>>570803557>transferring her pregnancy onto me like a seahorseThat still involves sekkusu...
>>570805665Ashley has undiagnosed autism. It's bad.
>>570803557If your sister gets pregnant, and she passes it onto you, is it incest?
>>570806651Whaddaya call a group of Autistleys?
>>570806737It depends if the brother is a whore. Boyginochomerism means your child will have the DNA of every hussy your brother has slept with.
>>570804974>>570805058>>570805140She may look okay since she is drawn to us but Ashley Graves is little more than white trailer trash
>>570807103Boyginochimerism*
M-more like Nina Graves.
A Happy Family :3
Will Julia survive in Burial?
Someone on GitHub ported betterhalf to android?
>>570809494Kit9, you know what to do.
They added a link to the BH discord on the home menu.
>>570805058
>>570810040It is commercial, then.
>>570764157If you click the green number you can see which games were effected, it's a steam wide change.https://steamdb.info/changelist/35960588/https://steamdb.info/changelist/36586201/For reference the April update effected only tcoaalhttps://steamdb.info/changelist/34785013/
Sex. With Nemlei.
>>570810040>Better Half discord
https://x.com/denden_draws/status/2066895559827595729/photo/1
>>570815675>mixed signals
This game made me straight
>>570817105Coffin is sis hypno.
>>570817105Coffin is straight conversion therapy, Jack in a castle is gay conversion therapy.
some coffin fans from tf2 modding community added andrew's cleaver and ashley's gun to the game. thoughts?
>>570820784Would smoll Ashley still be such a bitch if she got properly dicked?
>>570820784Thickley is a gift to the world.
>>570820994Both of these items exist in the game and were just renamed using an in-game item, they weren't "added by the tf2 modding community"
>>570820994>>570821407>tf2 name tag gets called a modI feel old now.
What do you do if your cute sister starts wearing thongs?
hey guys! artfag here, again. after a long time being absent in here.i just made another edit art, but in black and white like in a analog horror style, except it isn't.looks pretty neat, huh?
>>570828591That's Monument Mythos, right?
>>570829230no, that's something different I wanted to make. it's just a new whole and also fitting style that I did based on the game's choice of colors and aspectplus, I never watched Monument Mythos because this series is not so entertaining to me at all
Sex with sisters
Ashley as a nun looks so fucking hot.
Hey does anyone have any can post that picture of Andrew and Ashley in an F-14 please & thank you.
>>570833573>being a nun is attractive >nuns are celibate>not being celibate ruins itQuite the conundrum.
>>570814054You see this, wwyd?
>>570828591Pretty cool, anon.
>>570833573Sex Nuns and corruption of them is my most hated genre of porn and I'm not particularly religious.
>>570835053Laugh (I am the one who tripped him)
>>570808251Coffin fans fear healthy family dynamics.
>>570834390They just have a really cool aesthetic. Hijabs are lame because they're monochromatic
>>570755738it chewsday innit
>my new job blocks 4chanI want to cry. I miss you all so much. I’m phone posting from the bathroom. I hate it here. I want to be with my /calg/ friends. I want to quit. I can’t even lurk at my desk.
What are the odds Ashley's hymen broke even if by accident?
>>570782210What he actually did is worse though
>>570782210If only...I wish I could be a cute girl but I got no such luck
Ashley (not Leyley) will kiss her inbred kids on the mouth.
What if I broke both my arms just so that my sister was forced to pamper me? Would it work, calg?
>>570820994Everyone’s so distracted by calling name tags mods that they missed>Andrew Graves Clever$1 well spent
>>570845339Ancient incest meme proves it can work in theory. It wasn’t his sister though.https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/reddit-broken-arms-story
>>570846364Andrew Graves StatTrak™ Name Tag Mop "Janidrew" (2 confirmed moppings)
>>570847024gross
This game just reminds me how alone I feel in this sisterless worldhttps://youtu.be/YaV-IEIoIjI>>570847024Damn, now I think I need this so much. What is the best way to ensure bones are broken cleanly and ensure a speedy recovery (but no so fast before I can have my sister jerk me off)
>>570847024>>570847827>>570848214>Have you ever heard the tale of Broken-arms the motherfucker? It’s not a story the Delphi would tell you.
>>570849250Can such power level truly be attained?
>>570847024
>>570850286Any anon ever tried this? Does this work?
>>570847024>it can work in theoryOhhh Andddyyyy, dear brother, come heeerrrreee~~!
>>570850286>>570851240
Why didn't the family try talking out their issues like reasonable adults?
>>570854169BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY
https://x.com/i/status/2066759607347998973
>>570858106All true btw
>>570837671Think again
>>570858292Take that!
There was an image of Andrew dressed up as the guy from Memri TV who wants you to beat your wife. Someone post it.
>>570844660Brothers gotta wear bows
>>570857205Fucking vortigaunt anatomy
>>570865131>slopster
>>570865841Ashley should get a breast reduction.
>>570865841Those boobs do NOT make sense.
>>570865906The problem isn't the size, it's the physics: absolute titcows IRL with 2x bigger mamwangamwangas than those don't look like that when they lie on their back
>>570865164Does any of you remember the first slopsters made in 2023 during /v/ times?I member.
>>570859279
>>570866325I find it mildly amusing that someone put a slop filter on my Ashley keyboard draw. I've seen both my original and the slop version shared online in equal parts. I keep telling you: the memes we create in /calg/, even before Episode 2 came out, will shape the future of humanity.
>>570866571Post OG
>>570866325I love slopley
>>570865937>>570866127The physics does make sense.
>>570865013Would she be less of a nightmare if she received love and got boundaries?
Mop vs. PlankWho wins?
I LOVE HUSSIES
Does anyone have the art of them with the hitman's car where Andrew is smoking
>>570873161that is an extremely cute ashley
>>570872493Nvm found it
>>570872358>mop needs plank to rest on>plank needs mop to stay cleanBoth have already lost by having the fight in the first place.
>>570874108Not visible in the image, but these are the plates on the vehicle. The nice thing about it is that they can park at hospitals and Andrew can get away with it by saying he's a Proctologist.
>>570817857sillyshley
>>570873331All 'Shleys are cute
can't believe i paid 11 dollars for this shit
Still ThiuStill Thiu
>>570878020Yeah, you should have bought sooner, but it's still quite a bargain.
>>570867459That is the original
>>570880949post the sloppa
>>570881772Sloppa version. More than anything I'm proud that my pasta itself has become an exploitable meme
>>570882027Example:
>>570867459>Post OGAnunoby?
>>570867459HereWould Andrew like Tupac?
>>570882678>Would Andrew like Tupac?Nah, he's a faggotHowever, Ashley is a real ass nigga. And real respects real
>you're a faggot if you don't like negro musick-ian
>>570882027Amateur sloppa too
Every nigger I've ever met in my life folds after 3 tracks of this masterpiece. They can't appreciate white man's music.
>>570883689Doth it speak upon the subject of gang-ish street activities or women, mayhaps? I cannot respect music lest it involve subjects I am sub-Saharanly familiar with, un4chanateleyley.
>>570882678>>570882757Andrew prefers Biggie because his music discusses the current ethos with a measure of depression, whereas Tupac is just shameless bombast. Ashley would call both of them niggers.
>>570884516>or women, mayhaps?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uryRdqFdvhw
>>570884516Your pic is me
>>570796284
>>570885342The whole post is
>>570886112Do you think Ashley would burn at the beach or tan?
>>570887353She would tan to the same complexion as Andrew, which is picrel
>>570888435That sister is the only vidya sister that I know of and like aside from Ashley, and I don't even remember which game Wise and Belle are from. I only know cause a whole bunch of Coffin fans are also fans of that.
This makes me wanna see some Nuggetshleyhttps://files.catbox.moe/tr01ce.mp4
>>570889872
Found this in my liked videos, I don't remember this animation at all.https://youtu.be/eF0moLdqiJQ?si=LtIK4AeO9pBCjGHM
>>570890809Anon you're meant to remove the glowie queries from your links.
>>570890521Are there more? Has anyone tried it in the game art style
Hark!Hast thou listened to the authentic Coffincore song of old? It literally has "delphic" in the name!https://youtu.be/SgpWXDSSHE0?
>>570892173Only real delphic oracles know this
We're over halfway through Price Month!
>>570893062Who?
>>570893062>Price MonthInshallah the price you shall pay for this faggotry is eternity in Jahannam.
>>570893530Sheikh, is that you? Is it true you get 666 sisters in Paradise?
Every time I see a video on Instagram calling coffin larp media or something equally retarded a part of me dies. There's no convincing these people and it really is their loss, but Christ it's such a terrible rationalization for "I don't like this game wahh".I wish the algorithms and echo chamber effects would kick in here and let me just see interesting or good reels regarding the game...>inb4 your first mistake was using Instagram
>>570895934Your first mistake is using social media in the first place.
>>570896076I wish that were an option, but I like having friends irl... The thiuposters are not to be emulated.
Neglectful mother explains why Ashley's an awful person. Not why she's a fucking sociopath.
>>570896661>having friends irlAnd how exactly does having an Instagram direct message differ much from just texting someone? I, and several of my irl friends don't have social media.
>>570896661>i like having friends irlyou can still have friends without them being a part of your online lifei manage to do it by setting a phone number/in person interaction only boundary and it's never stopped me from getting invited to hangouts or roadtrips
>>570897264>>570897481Probably just a consequence of being a zoomer, but all the plans to hangout or meet up are made there. I tried to just go without for a while but I ended up missing hangouts and all that. Could be a consequence of having some of our early teen years interrupted by covid.My sister manages to go without social media largely by just not having the same kind of interaction I do. She only talks with people through school most of the time. To make sure I'm still on topic I should mention she's very cute.
Renee Graves
>>570897805>consequence of being a zoomerOn paper, I am too. (97). Idk man, to me it just sounds like FOMO. The truth is, more than likely you'd be invited to things if you just called around and asked what was going on.
>>570892724Reminder that the Delphic Oracle is part of the Oedipus myth
>>570896986Ashley is a cinnamon roll!
>>570888845Zen zenless zero. A gacha game
July status?
>>570902235Ashley is a lil' sweetheart
>>570904007Sometimes. If you're Andrew. But still mostly not.
>>570903979Available.
>>570906461Wrong, she has a new man (Inkyink)
>>570906461>all that informationman we’re perfect for each other
https://x.com/5T4R_DUST/status/2065730487864443367/photo/1
Coffinuinely would you start a family with your sister? If sex is icky you are allowed to use the turkey baster method
>>570858106
>>570909459Idk man me and my sister are both fat and chopped
>>570910464She can't be that ugly
>>570906461>ruler: 5.5Julia's perfectly average cock
>>570910332Descent route is so good
>>570902235Ah sweet! OM NOM NOM
>>570910332>>570913312
>>570914008*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*Ahhh...
Lemon muffins
>>570914109If I was a warden, I'm 100% raping Ashley
>>570914562Chop chop chopGet butchered!Get butchered!!Get butchered!!!Chop chop chop
Smile and wave brothers, smile and wave.
>>570914109Chapter 2 was even better IMO. The comment on Andrew's cum being half her diet was perfect.
>>570914562*If I were
>>570914836*If I is
>>570914836I feel like you reply with this every time anyone says "if I was". Not that I'm trying to stop you, you should stick with it at this point
>>570914865*If I wuzSomeone insert the Blackdrew edit I can't find anymore
>>570914947>editIt's the only honest depiction of their souls
>>570916069Andy's a grime soul, not a tar soul
>>570916283He's still a nigger all the same
>>570914109This face so funny and so hot at the same timehttps://files.catbox.moe/3idauk.jpg
>>570918646...does the link not work or is it just me?
>>570918732Yeah it don't work for me either
>>570906461>5'5Always imagined Julia as barely reaching 5 feet
>>570919110Julia is pocket sized
https://x.com/mezasehappyend/status/2066447504837910781
>>570918646>https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/reddit-broken-arms-storyHe truly makes the best coffin art.
>>570918732>>570918843I fucking hate catbox.How about this?https://files.catbox.moe/5ra9s1.png
>>570921395This inspired me to fuck my sister's face.
>>570921564t-the what..?
Janidrew, save us.
Do these two boys still have their foreskins? I need to know for pride month.
>>570924539She is so cute. I wonder if Ashley is crass even with other people she doesn't know. Would she really be that broken if she had real friends?
>>570924616She definitely would have benefited from knowing more girls who were as trashy as Ashley is. Is Ashley...n-coded?
>>570923507They live in Europe, so unless they're extremely religious, probably not. Circumcision is mostly a Jewish/Muslim thing. It's only so popular in America because John Harvey Kellogg thought it would prevent men from masturbating.
I heard through the rapevine that Nemlei's next game will be an aneki brocon game
>>570924947b9
>"YOU BACKPEDALING FUCK OF A BROTHER, YOU CHOSE ME! YOU DID! YOU DID!"Yeah I don't think she ever had a chance to be normal, chat.
>>570926654normal is gay
>>570926654Nooo I just WISH the love of my life was normalcattle! Especially if she's my sister, how could I EVER love her if she didn't put the social taboo of incest over our love!
Julia's a bitch.
Sex. With sisters.
>>570821252Little girls do not become psychopathic and neurotic like that unless they get fucked. Someone was getting a taste of loli ashley.
>>570920136stupid smug sister needs snuggle correction
>>570882757>>Would Andrew like Tupac?>Nah, he's a faggotI don't think Andrew would care that Tupac was gay.
>>570931426Tupac is overrated trash, Andrew would like him.
Gay.
>>570882678Andrew would be a secret MF DOOM fan.
>>570932780>secrethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIU5Pij3MQ
When's he dropping an EP?
>>570922289WTF?
>>570934801He already did. He went by the name "King Assripper"
https://x.com/i/status/2067011178144895182
>>570936964
>numlayStill waiting for someone to 3D-model the Nemcat
>>570939891>>570941474Fucking Nemlei like the Airloopy Renee plushie drawing
Playing Better Half was a mistake cuz it forced me to confront the fact thatA) I might not be entirely straightB) I'm specifically gay for nerdy effeminate boys like picrel
>>570942597Oh cool is that pic from the /cal/g/ay meetup?
>>570942597Bowdrew first from the left
>>570942597
>>570942597This just tells me femboy is an AGP troon who (presumably) hasn't sliced his cock off yet. Same demographic. I bet at least half of them have some history in coding and programming.
>>570918815>tfw you miss out on tickets to the fag meetup
>>570945274From what I understand as a bystander, the "femboy" subculture actively pisses troons off. I would assume this is because they like much of the same stuff, but aren't so delusional they think they can become women, which is insulting to the type of troon whose validation stems from the illusion that their psychosis is a natural progression rather than an aberration resulting from trauma and severe sexual deviancy.
Julia is extremely cute.
there aren't enough posts about me in this thread
There are too many posts not about Ashley in this thread.
I want to break Ashley's hymen to make Andrew jealously overreact and come to terms with how he feels.
>>570949537
>>570949537MANY are saying this
>>570949537People saying this are listed as a critically endangered species, with no country or organization making efforts to save them from extinction.
>>570951194>tl note: anon considers any number larger than what he can count on his fingers a large number>tl note: anon was born with flippers and has no fingers
>>570950693Pondering my Jorb
>>570950473He'd just kill you.
>>570952318I guess I still had the last laugh since now I will live forever as his nightmare.
>>570952318I could beat him in a fight
imagine Ashley, BUT WITH A DICK
>>570952749Cockley, if you will.
WAHEEEEYYYY IT'S ASHLAY WITH A DICK
>>570932070what does Lord Unknown sound like in your head? for me its CDI ganonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezKhgjTzVkE
>>570950693Planet of the juls
Julia so fat she has an orbit
>>570788621>>570789905this needs a proper edit :)https://youtu.be/dG25r_F2JMw
>>570952896What if coffin but theyre Russian and its explicitly stated theyre in omsk
>>570955573yo julia so fat, when she walks into the foodmarket the manager tells her trucks park outback
>>570958846need me a sister that will kill any whore foid that tries to use me for their own gains
>>570953436Aldia from DaS2
Sisters sure love donuts
>>570958846Leyley!
>>570959131That's a pretty big doughnut
>>570959361For you
>>570959131sisters tongue hussies anus
>>570959171Daughter.
>>570959171Faster!
>>570959131>>570960070We love our daughter, don't we folks?
>>570961217Andy too, he was a good lad.
>>570961482He's okay
>>570960070Wife
>>570961649Nope, he was a good lad. Grandpa Graves said so and he was right about literally everything.
What is Ashley good for?
>>570964049hugs
>>570959361>doughnutIt’s “donut” be normal
>>570964049nothing
>>570964905Should have been sent to the military, at least there Renee could earn back her money.
>>570964049Being a living onahole
>>570931991>I bet Andrew wouldn't like 2nig because he's a faggot>I bet Andrew would like 2nig because he's a faggotAshlah puts dispute and disagreement in the hearts of the infidels.
>don't say anything bad about a character>this isn't good enough
>>570968724>kid leyley
>>570962229>discipline wife and children despite modernity telling you it's bad>do not abandon your child or his new family even though he fucked up big time>let them live with you>care about the future of your grandchildren "let's make Andrew a lawyer" "let's get the girl a good education">acquire a fuck ton of wealth and own a company>let your grandson work in the company>noone wants him there but nobody even dares to say anything because you the boss and he's your grandson>grandchildren are incestuous so generational wealth will accumulate within the familyHe didn't deserve it bros... Why did the Graves have to go out of their way to sacrifice and eat them too?
Ashley pfps: i love leyley she is literally me purr :3 purr funny evil girl i want to fuck my big bro sooooo bad :3Julia pfps: I love the emo cyclops girl so much. I really want to date her. Have I played the game? Erm... she is pretty!Andrew pfps: 6 million was not enough.
>>570968871>doesn't know that saying "kid Andy" and "kid Leyley" is a /calg/arian thing to doDrei gläser reaction image to you, sir!
>>570969392You forgot >Leyley pfps
>>570969540>the evidence: a small handful of posts at a concentration of 3x/month
>>570969747Leyley pfps: Let's start a shooting spree in a mosque!
>it's YOUR FAULT you stupid fucking chuds!
>>570969759The evidence is that I saw it being said once in /calg/ and thought it was cute! God, you're such a cunt, Anondy!!
>>570970158>we are never beating the chud nazi allegationsThese niggas posting on rightful chud clay. Vidya is chud territory, always has been.
>>570970158Stupid librul, don't xey know that if they were real fans they would shoot up a church instead as Leyley said?
>>570970158Ironically, we were around before she was.
>she
>>570970158Fuck... Browsing this thread must be the reason I've had thoughts about bombing mosques! It explains everything really. I knew that one anonymous guy was a bad influence on me.
>>570970158THESE FUCKING IMMIGRANTS
/calg/ has ALWAYS been an anti-racist general
sisterwaffen
>>570971906Go fuck a nigger like your dad did, whore!
>>570971906>this post is sponsored by CSPAC (/calg/arian Sisrael Public Affairs Committee)
/calg/ has always believed in TND
Ayoo, what's that I'm hearing? Y'all are racist or something?
>>570972548Total Nloozie Death
>>570953436KEK
>>570959131Be sure to lovingly give your sister donuts!>>570970158That right there is an ex-/calg/arian.
>Andy, there's the nigger
>>570975021Lovingly tongue your sister's donut
>>570975320Look at that expression, wow. I didn't know Andy was that racist.
>>570964706Retard
>>570970158>4-chanFOUR DASH CHAN IS AT IS AGAIN!?
>>570975494THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN JUST SHOT A MUSLIM
>>570970158>reheating a tweet abt some larpGOD shooter's steam profile a month laterthis is what content droughts do to people
>>570975876There is no drought, only fools and their obsession.
How would you feel if Nemlei added this at the start of the next episode?
>>570970158>check their twitter>they retweet bunnycleaver's postsoh, fuck off
>>570976491who?
>>570976491>leftist is a paedophileImagine my shark
We should get back to posting about really important and game-relevant matters, like sex, with sisters.
>>570976087Nemlei could never. SurfaceLevel was short.And I *did* have breakfast this morning.
>>570976491>>570976770>not loving little girls in the big 2 6
>>570976876Please do not use negrified zoomer slang in my white millennialcore general, thanks.
Great now the thread is going to get derailed by some fag whining about "moralfags." Thanks dickhead.
>>57097687626 is far too oldcut that in half and we'll talk
Oneechads prove their superiority once again.
>>570970158
>>570977004But millennial-san, "-core" is a zoomerism!
>>570977004Bro boutta start tweakin
>>570976876what about the big 6 7?
>>570978520YES SIR
>>570978150>>570978520Raping Leyley into being my cumdump housewife!
>>570978864don't you bring that disgusting unwashed micropenis anywhere near me!
>>5709785206 7 8 9
>>570978996You're gonna wish it was micro real fast. Think you'll lose the ability to control your bladder or your ass first?
I miss Douglas.
>>5709790017 8 9?
Julia's R63 name is Julian, but what's Nina's? Nick?
>>570978864>>570979086Unc on that Epstein type shit
>>570978864>>570979086jeet hands typed these posts
>>570979203It's not often that you hear about it nowadays
>>570979364No, actually.
>>570979436sure thing, saarwhatever you say
>>570979239Her name is NINOOOOOOO
>>570979705I came up with a better name: Nathan.
>>570979827I was making a reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlE5jloXnhENino is a real name though
>>570979827>NAAATHAN
I'm getting 10k in a civil settlement, what would ashley do with the money
>>570981772She's buy a stuffed bunny plushie, some lemon muffins from the store, and some stuff to make a nice homecooked meal for Andrew. She's then let him handle the money because she knows he would be more responsible with it.
>>570981772>what would ashley do with the moneyBlow ALL of it on food, clothes, soda, and a new vice she'd pick up
>>570979203Because 9 is a fucking nigger
>>570982064>buy a stuffed bunny plushieperhaps this one in green and pink
>>570978864Extremely low quality
>>570983139Cute. Looks like one of the pluses from Trivia Murder Party
>>570979203Out of 10!
Get a job
Working is for peasants, not princesses
>>570929654Makeup Ashley is a huge SLUT!
>>570988870my sister wouldn't have a nigger ass
Say what you want about entities, but at least they're not prejudiced. Neither ??? or Lord Unknown have made negative comments about Andrew and Ashley's alternative lifestyle.
>>570989170Trying too hard.
>>570989292fuckoff brownoid, the butts are small in this bloodline
>>570969082People think his idea of making Andrew a lawyer was delusional, but I reality be astutely identified Andrew as dishonest, high verbal IQ, and deficient in empathy. Perfect lawyer material. He knows him better than his parents do.
>>570989654Still trying too hard.
>>570989790try playing the game retard
>>570989929>try playing the game retardIt's obvious you literally haven't played the game even once, hence the deflection.
Only black people like ass? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT mufugga!
>>570990173As we all know, blacks are well known for liking proportional asses.
I'm blickity black, I'm black, yall!
>>570990095want to make a wager on that? if I prove you wrong you have to give next months EBT and return the bike you stole
>>570990434Man, here I thought we were doing a bit. You're actually serious about this? Man, imagine getting mad about a picture of an ass. Not even a huge one, just a nice proportional one. That's honestly a little pathetic.
>playing the gameWe, no thanks. Just bring me more big Assley
>>570990558backpedaling hard now huh? you should go pedal that stolen bike back jerome.>proportionalthose aren't canonical or even human proportions
>>570990804>those aren't canonical or even human proportionsAshley has a huge juicy ass in canon. You would know this if you played the game.
Yeah I think bitches should be wider than they are tall
>>570990938>Ashley if she locked in
>>570990970Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet nigga, Fat Fuck Friday?
https://x.com/NRevelion82068/status/2067384091796783555/photo/1
>>570990872>Ashley has a huge juicy ass in canon.3rd world gore webm yourself please
>>570991059You know it.
>>570943438Criminal that you didn't use the vomitdrew pic
>>570991112Aw hell yeah, now we're talking
Asshley is perfect
>obeseshley spammer is a 500lb nigger kek that checks out
>>570991229Look at the shitter on that sister!
>>570991253Erm actually I'm down to 450, my mom said so
>>570991253I'm white, but you'd never believe that because you're mad.
>>570991434six eyes gets to fuck THIS!?!?
>>570991429>I'm white
I'm hoping on the Ashley booty wagon. Fuck my side project
>>570991429Wait that Ashley was meant to imply that being white is gross which was the joke, not that I'm the raceschizo.
>>570991608>>570991623We love our little sister to be BIGLY big!
>i'm whiteSaid the swarthiest nigger you've ever seen>i'm blackSaid the pastiest cracker you've ever seenWhat actually causes this?
>>570991653That's okay, I forgive you. I'm actually going woke now because he's such a fucking retard he's turned me off of racism.
>>570991429cope more jamal
>>570991068Ashley's butt is fantastic.
>>570991429thats not me but hes right, you're brown and dont play games
>>570991965Looks photoshopped.
Ashley? More like Backshley
>>570991759The latter is caused by Tupac. The former, funnily enough, is also caused by Tupac.
>>570991965>Achievement>19/20Checks out
>>570992102Backshley? More like Blackshley
>have child>give them opposite-sex middle name>have second child, a different sex this time>make their first name the elder child's middle name, and their middle name the elder child's first name What would the consequences be?
Racism or pedophilia. Whats it gonna be today klandrew pfp
>>570992508Por que no los dos?
Fighting tooth and nail for your right to say the n word and how its not racist when you "15% congolese" and look whiter than mayo is one thing but all this did was get you new followers who think youre "based". And those guys love black people and totally arent racist right See I usually never judge people soley by the edgy jokes they make, theres nuances to that. But you are the company you keep. And when all youve ever done is keke with racists instead of fucking blocking them that tells me more bout you than who raised you
>>570992673Not readin allat
one of the reasons I got into tcoaal was so that i could have something recognizable that people could use to tell my stance on fiction is instead of following me for art not reading my DNI and then crying about me liking dark shit. I need something to even this out a bit I thought being an RGU fan would make my stance a bit more clearer but RGU isnt super well known and is the extreme opposite of Tcoaal in terms of how they handle incest. I prefer how RGU portray sit more but I like all things balanced yk
>>570992741The prequel to this one was okay, but then it became way too much
>>570992673>keke with racists instead of fucking blocking them
>not a heckin racism in my murderous incestuous all white video game forum!
>>570993023Can't believe I forgot to save this one. Thanks for reminding me
>>570993526Now THAT is some good chub
>>570992673>>570992798>after a little digging find who you're quoting >they make Ashley blacked pornMutt's law. Every fucking time.
Niggas really mad at 10pm on a Wednesday.Bro relax
>>570970158He literally had Nazi shit all over the profile and was a poster here, kill yourself
>>570991253>>570991417>>570991429Which one of us is the obeseshly spammer thoI’ve been asleep all day
>>570994293We all are.
>>570994293But you can't have been asleep all day, because I woke up early and am just about to go to bed
>>570994391>>570994293This doesn't make any sense. I woke up at a reasonable time and will go to bed later. Something weird is happening.
>>570994336need to see the backview
>>570994765https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omfr12DmzFk
>>570991950Fuck I want to lick her cute feet
>>570994121Assuming here you mean 4chan and not /calg/ specifically, probably. There have also been two separate instances of Brazilians doing loosely Coffin-inspired murders on their family and a random girl respectively. Then there's the two Norwegian troons who styled themselves on Coffin having a falling out that involved one of them beating the other to death with a bat. Do whatever shitty sites they used to discuss the game also carry responsibility for their murderous imbecility, or is that a standard only 4chan has to be held up to?
>>570996036Look at the NemNems on that Nemlei
>>570996809Pretty sure he's being facetious. Pretty sure. Either way, the thousand-year sisterreich starts soon.
>>570996809>Then there's the two Norwegian troons who styled themselves on Coffin having a falling out that involved one of them beating the other to death with a bat.This is basically a modern day Final Fantasy House
If only Jannishley could here our prayers and mop up the thread.You know anon, she could if you clicked the little three dots next to the post. Just sayin'.
>>570992395Incest recipe. Little bit a this little bit a that.
>>570998479If jannies started deleting posts every time anon had a melty over pictures and called everyone brown we wouldn't have a thread.
>>570998654Oh no, I'm saying Ashjanney should delete (You)r posts.
>>570998829Which ones are mine?
>>570998630Actually going to try this with my children for science.
>>570998949Uhhh, uhhh, uhh.. T-this one! >>570998829, FUCK, that's me... Uhhh, God, since when is /calg/ so hard??
>>570998479I don't report posts outside of the absolute most extreme shit.
>>570993796PAWBREW
>>570996809He literally posted /calg/ OC on his steam profile
>>571000075No he didn't.
>>571000260
just drank me a 40oz of malt liqour before beating my sister
>>571000847based
>>571000106LURK. We literally had the person who made it point out his OC was there when it happened.>>571000260No one even said that retard>>571000314That is literally my ‘oc’ you’re posting
>>571001140>That is literally my ‘oc’ you’re postingNo it isn't. I made it.
>>571000260>denying he was here just because he did a crimeISHYGDDT. Why would someone obsessed with Ashley not be here, let alone one with /pol/brain? For all we know he could’ve been the original of some of those nazshley edits we use.I definitely noticed a /pol/fag shitposter seemingly not posting ever since.Besides, look at those lips. Made for cock. He was definitely in here, faggot like that.
>>571001193That’s just because you’re me.Notice how I fucked up with the hook in the bottom left
>>571002205I didn't fuck up the hook. It's like that on purpose.
>>570755615I asked AI about Delphism out of curiosity and it seems it does know what it is. How did it know? I thought it was our own little word
>>571002992We are the system.
>>571002992/calg/ is retarded and hijacked a word that already existed for a different purpose
The purpose in question.
>>571000106>No he didn't.He posted my masterpiece, pic related
>>571003964I've seen this image do the rounds on social media, I'm sorry but the idea the fag was a native /calg/er is laughable, we are a peaceful land, its inhabitants kind.
>>571002992How'd you phrase the question/which model did you use? I've found that if I point them in the right direction they get it pretty quick, but otherwise they're totally lost. Hell without search capabilities even a 9B parameter model doesn't know what coffin is.>Source: me using Qwen 3.5 abliteratedHave faith in the chinkshitAlso new captcha or is that just me?
>>570992673you talk like a commie
>>571002992I think it’s because the coinage of it is lowkey retarded.Adelphos means brother in Greek.Adelphe means sister in Greek.They both have Delph. However, adelphism is already agreed to be a word for brother sister relationships. Despite this, we’ve elected to use Delphic and Delphism.The issue there is Greek Delph already has other meanings even for incest, and an especially more famous one.Notice when you ask the AI it brings it back to the Oracle. Because of this if you ask about Delphism and Delphic in terms of incest, it will wrap back around to talking about the Oracle of Delphi.Specifically the time the Oracle of Delphi prophesied to Oedipus that he would kill his father and marry his mother to which he unintentionally fulfilled, breeding her four times.A more accurate verbiage in my opinion is “Delphism” should be for hag and “Adelphism” is what we should be saying instead of Delphism. It’s also funny because it’s like theism and atheism
>>571004781>adelphism is already agreed to be a word for brother sister relationshipsThat would be adelphogamy. But adelph sounds retarded anyway. The Anglo-Saxon-Jute prefers to say Delphic.>A more accurate verbiage in my opinion is “Delphism” should be for hagThe Anglo-Saxon-Jute has no use for haggotry though, so this is semantically useless.
>>571004170bait not believable. you’d have to be retarded to think he wouldn’t be here. his entire profile was Ashley shit and put Ashley at the front of his list.Are we not all addicted to here because Ashley broke our brains and we need to talk about her and see new pictures of her?
>>571005361No, actually, I'm here to talk about the game, not some mentally-ill twitter troon.
>>571005361I'm here to wait for Episode 4, the other major branch, and see Nina appreciation.
>>571005454Ashley is not a mentally ill twitter troon. Beat this man to death with hammers!
>>571003964This image is old, who gives a shit if he used it? So did thousands of other people.
>>571005630She's just their totem.
>>571005750No, no you don't understand it was a scary /calg/er!
>>571005091Yeah well how about the Anglo-saxton (((jute))) gargles my ballsack
>>571005769You sound like a retard.
>>571005750>>571005778You guys are genuinely retarded I hope this mecha straw man shit is bait. You’re making shit up to get mad at. I’m sorry, but he was fucking here. Stop being afraid of Twitterfags judgement and face the facts.
>anon casually having a schizophrenic episode>makes it our problem
>>571005971These people act like /calg/ is some secret club on the dark web and not that you very quickly find it when you search for coffin memes or Ashley pics. Literally anyone remotely interested in coffin could pass through here.
>>571006031Jannies already deleted the schizo that thought this conversation was about blaming /calg/ thankfully
>>571006289Well of course it can't be about blaming /calg/, he wasn't a /calg/er
We must take /calg/ back from these Xhittertroons and Redditors. BUILD A WALL
Personally I’m glad if he was here because that means the poster I think it was killed himself after getting mogged by muslim mall cops
>>571006684Anon, we have at least one person here who regularly calls everything he disagrees with some variant of brown or muslim like a low IQ chimp, so clearly this hasn't resolved the issue. You sound a little crazy.
>>571006360Except he definitely was. I don’t care about your covering for the glowies. Stop pretending to be retarded. He was here and it doesn’t matter.
>>571006826that’s not the guy I’m talking about, way more specific than that. if I thought that was him I’d have to believe in ghosts posting to 4chan.
>>571006915>He was here and it doesn’t matterIf it didn't matter, you wouldn't be spending all of this time insisting it's the case. How about you produce some evidence?
>>571007043>projecting
>>571007280How about you "project" some evidence?
>>571007317where’s your evidence that all the stolen /calg/ content shared is unrelated to calg
I suspect some Xhittertranny is assmad we make fun of his favorite people here. My guess
>>571007472>where's your evidence he ISN'T from here, huh?! Huh!? Didn't think about that, did ya?Intellectual titan. Again, produce evidence that substantiates your claim he was from here.
if this were bait it’d be working too well. who the fuck cares that he was on /calg/?
>>571007571see >>571007043
Notice how everyone was quite literally making fun of >>570970158until one Xhittertroon/Reddigger took offense to it
when are we going to talk about the video game?
>>571007546except the stolen OC is evidence that he was here, try again. this isn’t a hidden place. it comes up on the first page of googling coffin of Andy and Leyley
>>571007712property of six eyes
>>571007593have you tried not being assmad about stupid shit? this whole thing is a meltie about the fact there was proof he used /calg/ before, and retards acting like that’s an admonishment on us and desperately trying to deny it. He’s just some guy who killed himself
>>571007707Never, someone decided they were bored and wanted to visit the thread to stir the pot, and everyone(?) else decided they want to feed him the attention he came for.
I don't know what you're arguing about but it's probably dumb so I'm not gonna read it
I'm kind of curious to see how fleshed-out Burial actually is, and if it being shorter is due to a comparative lack of flashbacks or just that the current-day story is in fact resolved quicker.
(((Ju)))lia status?
Guys I think /calg/ is inspiring me to do a shooting.Ever since I got here I’ve thought about it. Every time I log off, I think about how I wanna take shots n such.So I’ve decided to go through with it in the name of /calg/. Tomorrow, I’m going to shoot up my sister’s big fat ass with a barrage of cum. This one’s for you.
>>571009318
>>571009318this is just a joke, no way this is real.you don't ACTUALLY want to have sex with your sister right?
>>571011808Nobody would fuck their ACTUAL sister, even if she's hot and has fat jiggly tits and a hot lithe body and suspiciously erotic reactions to your tongue going into various orifices.
It would seem my stating the obvious has been the source of some controversy.>>570996809>Do whatever shitty sites they used to discuss the game also carry responsibility for their murderous imbecility, or is that a standard only 4chan has to be held up to?Of course not. That’s why I’m shocked to come back and see hours of coping faggots while people desperately tell them to stop being retarded. I doubt they were even here the day it happened.Notice that no one, not one person here, ever actually said that /calg/ is to blame despite it seemingly being what the people crashing out are frothing over.It’s irrelevant. Twitter troons blaming us is inconsequential. Denying that he would’ve visited is stupid as hell because like anons have said our own OC is on his steam gallery and this is the best place to worship Ashley.I mean fuck, what’s next, we try to deny he even knew what Coffin is? Please prove he knew Ashley, I saw that leyley sprite on social media, it’s not proof he knows what Ashley is. At that point you should just deny the manifesto or steam profile are even real.Regardless, thread quality would go up 300% if resharing twitter takes to vent about was a thread no-no and thread related is proof. I’d rather not even be discussing this cocksmoker ever again, but some brain damaged faggot keeps going on Twitter to get mad and has to expose us to it to bitch>>571008389For the best, it is stupid.
>>571012169You posted a lot of words, and I'm not reading any of them.
>>571012370Good.
>notice there's a coffin thread on /v/>check time>notice it's about the same time this general goes to shit for a little whilemaybe i'm just overthinking it...
>>571012667No, it's a pretty reasonable observation.
>>571012169>not one person here, ever actually said that /calg/ is to blameThe person crashing out on Twitter is an ex-/calg/ user thoughbeit.
>>571011983How bad are you that her enjoying your kisses is suspicious?
>>571012851>ex-/calg/ user>4-chan
>>571012934>doing it wrong>youmatch made in heaven
>>571012667>it's haggot slop
>>571012965>assmad because we know you're lying
>>571012934He's just a stupid faggot. There are genuine normies on this website that don't even know other boards exist and just go on /pol/ because it was linked on iFunny or wherever.
>>571013043It always is. Rest assured that no matter how obnoxious our autistic regulars are, nothing compares to how obnoxious our autistic tourists are. Those threads are a case study in somebody getting trolled so hard they suffer a mental breakdown, and the best part is that he wasn't even getting trolled.
>>571012851Erm excuse me, sources?? do you have evidence of that? Did he ever SAY he used to use /calg/? How do you know he knows what 4chan is, he called it 4-Chan after all!? Don’t get me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angy.
>anon talks to himself because he's still mad
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>>571013475I literally can't imagine being so deranged I feel obligated to continue an argument long after it's over. He needs help.
>>571013521nigga the marbles are for you, we’re not samefags we are your gangstalkers
>>571013657What are you even talking about?
ENOUGH WITH THE M*RBLES YOU'RE CORRUPTING THE CLOUD
>>571013475
>>571013703We are all in a CIA operation to radicalize you, in conjunction with Mossad. We follow you everywhere, we know your IP:192.168.1.254I’m telling you this because I’ve been burned and I’m going rogue. I have a safe house in Siberia while I plan to take all the other agents and put them… in their Graves.
The... coffin of andy and leyley?
>>571013821Marbles anon! Finally got you to post this marbles picture again, I googled so many times “this nigga dun lost his marbles”, “this nigga lost his marbles meme”I just never saved it even though I had the phrase “this nigga done lost his marbles” in my head for weeks.Thank you for finally posting this image of the marbles guy with marbles in his head, marbles anon.
>>571013994ANDY aND LeyLeY!! ANDY anD LEYLeY!! ANDY AND LEYLEY!!!!!!
>>571014223You'd fucking think we'd talk about that instead of letting tourists dictate the conversation. Or worse: letting our most disillusioned shitposting oldfags do so.
>>571014109Sorry. I was actually trying to post it the other day too. Forgot it was in a different download folder.
>>571014312Thread meta is still threadNow what did you want to talk about with coffin? I’m trying to enjoy finally finding my marbles here, but if you have a topic, I’ll try to keep my marbles together.
>>571014517I don't really want to talk anymore desu I'm kind of just tired of this thread because every time I come here it's just shitposting, and it genuinely feels like the people who spend the most time here hate this place, so I'm just going to wait for the next update on my own and play it on my own and not discuss it with anybody.
>>571014616>most time here hate this placeDiscordtroons who hate the fact this the most prominent anti-haggot stronghold, also, the only place that seems to have had any impact on the game itself. Mopbros... we're causing seeth
>>571014616I shitpost and I love /calg/. Though I try to not participate in thread shitting despite constantly getting roped into it. There is a difference.
>I'm content with being a haggot tumor
>>571014757This is what I'm talking about. Can't be serious for one second. Nobody wants to talk about the game, nobody here gives a fuck about the game, and I'm increasingly convinced that almost nobody left has actually played the game. I don't give a fuck about haggots because they're secondaries.
>>571014223I am ready to pass the torch for this surpasses my seizure webm (webm related)
>>571014757anon you need to find those marbles. there is no discord. you accuse the most benign shit of being from a discord you can’t even prove exists. its time to stop. ironically this is exactly what we’re talking about. i know it’s bullshit because i see it even when its me that’s supposedly from discord. Just plain deficiency of marbles
Why am I being such a stupid faggot arguing with myself? I know that every "user" posting in /calg/ is me. It's all me schizophrenically having conversations with myself, which would be fine enough (happens to the best of us) if I didn't spike my cortisol having my tulpas engage in constant flamewars with each other. I really need to stop being a faggot, but I won't, because you're all me and I've decided that all of me involves faggotry.
>>571014853What if I told you there are perverts and haggots that are interested in and still enjoy the game and franchise, and they’re not even brown
>check thread>gone to shituh... sex with sisters?
>>571015232Why is Morpheus white
>>571014949>you can’t even prove existsThese faggots quite literally operate on Discord, and their chats get leaked all the time.
>>571015272Everyone is either grey, white, light grey in coffin, as are all the hair colors black or grey. Only main character eyes, plushies and other important objects are other colors
>>571015253>gone to shit>goneThe thread is shit, it's always shit, and every now and again there's an okay post about the game or cute sisters in general, but for the most part the people who hate this thread the most run the place. It's not fun, it's not entertaining, and it's not fixable. The thread continues to exist, but it's fucking dead.
>>571013994maybe.
>niggers are white in coffin universe
>>571015424Thread was observably okay when I was here earlier.
>>571015351Someone post Anon explaining why black people are incompatible with Nemlei's art style
>>571015272You can be whatever you want in the Matrix.
how about you guys stop talking about how bad the thread is and fix it by making me some banger posts
>>571015651>how about you guys stop talking about how bad the thread isFair>making me some banger postsFresh out. All I have to offer are bitter tears instead. It was fun while it lasted, but I'm not going to shit up the thread with doomposting when its own userbase has its own ideas about how it can shit it up instead. Au revoir, calgary.
>>571015424So, If I understand this correctly: >I diagnose the problem>you autistically accuse me of being a schizo when there's quite literally a mountain of evidence to suggest that the quality decline of this place can be directly tied to small persistent group of retards>you move the goalpost and say those who like to point out observable patters about regulars don't actually care about the gameHow exactly does that work? Quite literally everytime I try to have a conversation about this game, these same faggots shit up the thread. But *I* dont care? You know what, I'm with you. Fuck this shithole. If you retards had any heart at all you'd actually want to treat the problem, but instead you run from it.
>>571016121I didn't accuse you of anything
>>571015992>>571016121See you both tomorrow.
>>571016121
You HUSSYPOSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD, FOO
Sisters. With weapons.
Uhhh let’s see, uh.. fuckin… what if Julia was Andrew’s sister and Ashley was a yandere hussy. Is that something? I dunno.
>>571016558But that doesn't work.
Where do you get all these poorly drawn guns
>>571017212Coffin fans struggle with firearms, I notice.
>>571017212Ask Nemlei
>image limit reachedAWWWW FUCK. I saw we were almost at 750 but didn't look at images... Sorry.
We're at bump limit anyway.
incest.
Do you want a sexy (SFW) Ashley for the next OP
Always
Oh.. you're baking? I just started too lol. And I nominate >>570755660personally. I just want something cute for once
>>570994293I hope obeseshley is nice and full now
Could someone add the census link to the next bake? Please?
Census link in the OP btw
I'll throw it in.
Ashley with or without tights? For the OPhttps://cdn.donmai.us/original/2f/98/__ashley_graves_the_coffin_of_andy_and_leyley_drawn_by_basilcopperhand__2f98227e3221d5c4193b7048fa361784.jpghttps://cdn.donmai.us/original/39/34/__ashley_graves_the_coffin_of_andy_and_leyley_drawn_by_basilcopperhand__3934c309ee509ce5b7a79d103d673107.jpg
It’s about to be fatshley ai slop if you don’t hurry your ass up
>>571018536without
Blobshley! Obeseshley! I summon thee!
>>571018682Ok, waiting for Pg8
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>>571018884No way, fag.
>>571018896Just ignore it and wait for Pg8
>>571018948This desu
>>571018896If it gets deleted by Jannie’s I’ll be chill about it.
Why wait for page 8 when we’ve seen people don’t even have to wait til 750
>>571019064It's just good civility.
>>571019091That’s how you get fat bitch threads, sorry. I cannot WAIT for another bake.obeseshley.png
>>571018884Watching this thread and that one like it’s the boat scene in The Dark Knight
This doesn’t look good chathttps://files.catbox.moe/j1e6bg.jpeg
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>>571019449The slippery slope
Thread over? I think not
>>571026651this thread still got a lot of mileage in it
he was here /calg/
