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>>570178140
DUCK!
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please don't get the thread fucking nuked again to continue the poem.
>>570178140My boy, Kris? He is gonna kiss that.
>>570178140lol the previous thread was fun
Try staying on-topic this time?
TV DAISUKI!!!!!!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!
GOOD NEWS! WE ARE NOT DYING!WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!
Remember guys, stay on topic this time.
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Delete this immediately. /utg/ is BANNED from /vg/.
DO NOT BE BADBE GOOD BOYS
What I love about Deltarune is:
Kris is a male. He will kiss Noelle
I hope I don't miss ramb and eram kino in the next chapter using a mantleless (killing bad so i will not kill the nes npc...) savefile as a mainAre you guys chuddies that kill innocent nes npcs?
FOR CHARAAAAAA!!!!!!
My favorite video game, Deltarune!I love talking about VIDEO GAMES online with my friends!Fahaha!
*farts on susies nose* that'll be ten dollars
Can the topic be fave feet again?
>>570178140Hooman!
I can’t believe we got the thread nuked lmao im cackling like a fuckin school girl bro
Kris is a whale. They will krill Noelle
You idiot. In this debate...its kirk or be kirked.>YourBestDebater.mp3
>>570178372the sexy, sexy animals
I hope they went through and banned all the off topic addicts. It'd be nice to talk about deltarune chapter 5 without all the off site woman around.
>>570178258>>570178373Enby* don't make the same mistake Charlie Kirk did :(
>>570178372It's a charming romp with good music!I like Kris' struggle with identity and relate to it!!!
>>570178279I did before but I'll extra-promise this time just to be sure.
So... last thread might have taken a bit of a weird route...
Wait they shot berdly kirk?
Woohoo! Chapter 5! *sweating bullets and straining to smile*
>>570178331
>>570178193>berdshit still rushes to grab the first post in every thread for attentionsome things never change
Can you guys take berdfag off /v/?>>>/v/740825541>>>/v/740825681>>>/v/740825996
>>570178479https://voca.ro/1zvmsv6NTnku
Maybe I'm crazy but I don't really see a reason to think ch 5 is going to be the Japan Dark World just because we see a shrine with a torii
>>570178437rot in hell, robinson
ANAL WITH FRISK (FEMALE)
>>570178437That's off topic man. Unlike this.Toby Fox? The guy making this game? A hack.
>>570178540yup... that's all of our users accounted for!
would fave have been pro or anti charlie kirk
I bet it was the horse chatter. You guys better be on your best behavior.
>>570178412>Temshart
why do wokies love the games that tell them killing charlie kirk is bad?do they have no media literacy?
We are SEBASTIAN WOOOOOOOOOLFWE POISON THE BRAAAAAAAAAND
Trump it’s me your best debater…CHARLIE KIRK
>>570178458doomshart post
Kris is Non-Binary and got groomed by Dess
>>570178543i will never fall for ruddin propaganda they're too ugly
WHY DID SEBASTIAN WOLF SEND HIS DICK TO A 15 YEAR OLD 15 DAYS BEFORE CHAPTER 5 RELEASED. WHAT DOES IT MEAN. WHERE DID IT TAKE PLACE. HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR HER TO SMILE.
>>570178372The musicThe schizo lore shitThat's about it
>>570178437He* actually, chud
>>570178543I would never leave fujo
>>570178743asriel would say this
What if this Sphinx caught you?
>>570178605>>570178458
Vessel it/its is better than they/them
Reposting the exact same shitposts word for word from the last thread is really lazy
alright guys we should actually knock the kirk stuff off nowI assure you that thread deletion has diminishing returns
I want to fuck Frisk's ass (female) while Chara (female) rapes my ass with her girl cock
>>570178778They/Them* actually, tourist.
>>570178565Erikkka forgave him though, bro, get with the times>>570178626>Copes and Memes starts to play
>>570178339>>570178521>>570178743Asriel...
>>570178778I will fucking RAPE you
Yeah I'm actually fucking off to /v/, I'll check back tomorrow to see if this shitty discord raid is finishedCiao!
>>570178834fine I’ll stop
>>570178904>/trash/ artist
>>570178865Yeah I don't, I watched Charlie, kill that fucker. Crimes require punishment.
>>570178894Ummm guys anyone else suddenly want to become a tourist and misgender Kris?
>>570178834Counting or not counting shitposts?
>>570178569This but both female humans.
SOMEONE ALREADY GOT THEIR TENNA FIGURE WHAT THE FUCK!
When did the thankyou form open?When will the 24h ends?
Only Toby Fox, the deltarune undertale creator, can ragebait me.As an unironic woke chud none of the rage bait in this thread works on me because my beliefs are too inconsistent to get a direct hit on. But Toby? He can make Deltarune, the threads topic, take to fucking long to make. And that will drive me crazy.
>>570178678think again
Guys I wanna talk about Deltarune but that seems to be off topic right now
>>570178990Dess…
By the of the game Kris's pronouns will be was/were
>>570178813I'd tell him he's fat and ugly unlike the handsome and thin tv head man from a different franchise made for gay autists
>>570178820I'd love to be called an it...
I fucked up the thankyou form because i'm retarded and i'm still mad about it.
>>570179128It is being embarassing
>>570179070The specter of Charlie Kirk is not preventing you from discussing Deltarune.
God, Hometown, and Fave
>>570179036Toby killing himself to rage bait u
>>570179142make another email
How Long Did It Take Her To Cum?
>>570179020Here's how Tenna measures up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULoyWoF6IYo
>>570179215i don't think you can get it with new emails any more
>>570179020I know that's part of the "joke" but this shit literally looks like it came from a dollar store
Favelicious definition make anons go loco
>doombrap ip wiped 4 times in a single day
BUT IT IS STILL WAITINGHOW MUCH LONGER NOW...?MY CHARLIE KIRK.
>touristyup, thats going in the filter
>>570179020he looks so cheap
king ding daster
Asgore and Carol should be an unironic otakus fluent in japanese and mog alphys
>>570179192Oh. Okay...
>>570179020>>570179253NOOOOOOOO NO NO NO FUCK I NEED MINE NOW
>>570179215i thought if you bricked your save in the previous rounds you wouldn't get replies anymore.
>>570179210I'd follow him to hell to beat the ending out of him.
Toby is laughing at his western fans. The good merchandise is for the Japanese market ONLY.
dossier
>>570179256Thank you for posting a THD song that isn't fucking Charlie's Inferno
wingy dingy...
I just orgasmed to AFAB Kris, sorry.
>>570179253Reminder that Spamtennatards completely hallucinated his ring indent on the figure btw
>>570178813I'd be concerned considering I don't have a CRT and even if my monitor was CRT...He'd know all about this thread and my posts. Do you think any Tenna could keep his composure if had direct POV for any of the posters here?
>>57017925114 years of constant grooming
Why is the default enemy the Vessel?
>>570179253Ok so when's the first picture of him grabbing a dick coming?Or rubbing a clit? Foids?
>>570179326>doombrap ip wiped 4 times in a single dayI feel kind of shameful because I used to think he was sorta functionalNot "normal" but at least someone that was sort of average IQ
>>570179432It is ok actually I'm sorry for being mean it is cool...
Imagine it is 2 weeks before your big game update and the freak in charge of your music trademark rights is spending his evening calling your fans pedophiles. Toby must be so sick of this guy lmao
temfag's overstimming
Just two more fucking weeks of this!
>>570179542
>>570179020this man is larping so hard he's putting the small parts disclaimer in fucking japanese
>>570179554your fave is still gay anon sorry
i-is temmieshit back? that specific style of gore spamming and post cadence feels extremely familiar...
>>570179020>>570179253This has to be an employee because it isn’t going to ship until Q4
>>570179665temfag isnt here general shittery isnt temfag accept that the nigga is gone
>>570179640Holy fuck I would ruin my life trying to get a real penis if I was Spamton too, wooh mama
What if the vessel had santana body morphing pillarmen powers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHY3_mcGaWU
>>570179763you paid 20bux to a pedo lol
>>570179757The saint has returned to us....
Ohhh my god look at his face, perfect size and lips to suck on my clit
>>570179763Gore spam is your bread and butter retardFlush yourself you piece of shit!
>>570179763I saw you on 8ch /vore/ bro
>>570179808what?
>>570179620>folding immediately
>>570179763*temfag shaped poster awkwardly adjusts his suspicious mustache*
>>570179723
I will miss the cozy nights of funposting
I need these old men to get raped right now
>>570179917it ebbs, it flows
i like dice
where would you be right now if toby never cursed the world with his creation
alright before this thread gets blown up too, sebastain wolff is what berdly haters think berdly is like
ok fuck it nevermind keep chasing shadows
Hey guys, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
>>570179572So She Spent Her Entire Life Edging.Move Forward With Your Answer.
i can't believe we're getting more castletown tenna in 14 days. even better: more spamtenna pandering!!!!
I hope my friends don't stop posting here because of how shit everything's gotten I'll miss them.
Dess took her mom's viagra and overdosed so hard she turned into the knightrate my theory please be kind...
>>570180070>>570179542>>570179723>>570179914
>>570179762Not at all, the person uploading the pics is definitely notProbably something about Fangamer EU having done a funny because they're Europeanhttps://x.com/anchrovy
Feelin' like I'm back, man, ridin' like my last chanceIt's Gotham City you could go and call in Batmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAPFrZK3kY4
I don't think I'll be able to stay alive till Chapter 6 and 7 come out :( please post Jevil in my place when I'm gone
This will be Chapter 5's Weird Route btw
>>570180205Don't forget, I'm with you in the dark.
>>570180126>more castletown tennaIf you didn't give him to Mettaton you're gonna walk in and he's just gonna be like this
>>570180229it fucking sucks and you suck and dess sucks
>>570180314<3
>>570180205even now yadda yaddasometimes you gotta stop feeding the vultures for a lil
>>570180334i will have sex with his body i'm NOT giving him away
I FUCKING HATE THE HOLIDAYS
>>570180260I need to put this thing up my pussy goddamnit it all to hell fangamer SEND IT TO ME, TO ME!
>>570180402>t. Grinch
I HATE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many hours do we have in the game? Because I have like 75 collectively and i'd assume that makes me a freak but im routinely shocked by how much time people can put into certain games
>>570180450Not now Noelle
>>570179584Oh cool I never saw this chapter 4 stuff, why does the thread not talk about tbis kind of stuff anymore?
I hope the new darkners have massive tits
Why was Susie accepting of Kris' gender if she was a bully?
>>570179950...by their weights being too high for the number to display on a scale
FRISK DAISUKI!! CHARA DAISUKI!! HOOMANS DAISUKI!!
Test
>>570179253Sables dick is so much bigger than Ables
>>570180537susie is a bully not a bigot
I honestly forgot that our local dumbfucks like Temmierapedandgapedbymormons, Doomerfatassliesabouthowgoodhislifeis, etc. would go into spastic overdrive trying to use these 2 weeks to make a futile last stand
>>570180537Misgendering is a crime punishable by death in Hometown (Undyne does it)
Song titles leaked in japanese btw its been like 2 hours but weve all been doing Charlie kirk posting to talk about it>picrel
>>570179762Correction Q3
>>570180794That shit is fake and if it's not, you'd wish it is because those tracks sound generic as fuck
>>570180650Label's is fucking FAT though bigger than either
>>570180537Susie would threaten brutal murder but she would never EVER disrespect her victims gender identity
>>570180537Susie probably couldn't guess correctly, so using they at least doesn't make her look dumb(er).
>>570180537
>>570180794>SUGOI_GASTER_RAPE.OGGholy fuck its real..
>>570180794Post the translated titles if you've seen them then.I get all my news from you guys. If you don't post it here I wont know.
>>570180794>NOELLE_BECOMES_STRAIGHT.oggwtf is the dog doing
>>570180421Are you gonna put him in head first or feet first?
>>570180794"Pawridice" nigga.
>>570180537Susie is a chaser (Kris is Non-Binary, Noelle is trans)
>>570180915Why didn't she just grope Kris' crotch to figure out what pronoun to call Kris? Would've been way easier.
>>570178250I DON'T NEED A- Wait, what? Christ, people, keep it together.
>>570180794>tennaweightloss.oggw-what? no, NO...! WHY... WHY WOULD TOBY DO THIS?!
>>570181061>>570180794can someone actually post the fake leak in here if we're going to talk about it?
we're about to go full circle to talking about kris' penis size for the second time tonight
>>570180537Ive genuinely heard the argument that a bully wouldnt go so far as to undermine someones sense of identity as to why Susie wouldnt misgender Kris. You know, as if name-calling isnt in the first page of the bully playbook
>>570181135She tried but Kris got a thoner and Susie lost her nerve and walked away awkwardly
>>570179757Didn't T*******g say he would return for chapter 5? Fave gonna c*y...
>>570181051Both
>>570180205I carved out a refugee camp in whiteboard
>>570181217Kris is non-binary and has an average sized penis around 18cm
>>570181135She doesn't know about human biology to grab him by the cockussy
noelle will become straight in chapter 5 and suck kris's krih with an unseen ferocity
>>570181217penis discussion is a sign of a healthy general ecology
i wanna gag on kris's blue or yellow penis
>>570180794>Reed 'em and weep
i don't know what to post about
>>570181225A real bully, especially a teenage bully, just wants to hurt someone so they'd say anything regardless of their own convictions as long as it's hurtful. Even a gay or trans bully would say slurs or misgender another person if they'd want to make it hurt.
I want to respect Kris' pronouns before they stab me with a sword killing me in cold blood like I'm garbage
>>570181380your favorite character's penis and how it scales up to other deltaruners
>>570180514I think since it's been a year from chapter 4's release, people have assumed there's nothing left to talk about it anymore. Which is strange, considering a chapter releases in 2 weeks you'd think people would be going back and rethinking things rather than resting on their laurels. But also this general mostly just characterposts anyway
The carol drawings last thread were cool
>>570181272He’s trying but he’s awkwardly pussyfooting because he has to spend money and dox himself for ban evasion
>>570181272He obviously never left and has been called out on his downright retarded vocabulary repeatedly and still hangs out in the threadcord bunker.
>>570181217doing full circles around Kris's penis
Is Undertale Yellow really as bad as people say?
>>570181439Noelle...
Another person ALSO got their Tenna figure already
>>570181135Maybe it just never occurred to her.
>>570181390The argument they were giving me was misgendering is genuinely "Too far" for bullies, like its so much worse than physical assault. There are people out there delusional enough to think that way
The only merch I would buy is the playing cards because it's tasteful
TURN ON THE TV IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNELhttps://deltarune.com/chapter4/thankyou/
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DODON'T FUCKING BE RETARDED WHEN WE'RE CLOSE TO A NEW CHAPTER
Kris doesn't wash their cock/pussy btw
I’m turning Japanese
>>570180794>mus_spamtozempicshot.oggNOOOOOOOOOO
>>570181673WHAT IS HAPPENING
Oh I’ll turn that TV on if you catch my drift
It’s really funny watching the ‘iscord run defense for ‘emfag so often too. Looks like he did find friends to play video games with after crying about it.
>When less than 24 hours are left.I don't understand what this means
>>570181673I'm scared.
What did Asgore even do lol? he seems kinda chill, stalking aside, respects Kris' pronouns too
>>570181673
>>570181730YOUR FU JO
>>570181513Which
The two lucky bastards who got their Tenna early share something in common: They both live in the Netherlands
>>570181785Don't expect any more ARG stuff until June 23rd.
>>570181673>https://deltarune.com/chapter4/thankyou/>Available entrants: 1,571>Total received: 1,229
>>570181451size doesn't matter, it's fave's penis, because it belongs to fave it's perfect for me
>>570181730Why did i laugh
>>570181818my brain is melting i thought that was charlie kirk on the tv
>>570181813Asgore killed Papyrus, unironically
>>570181673oh shid, did they accept any subscribed email this time?
>>570180205I’ll always be in the magma
>>570181858The ones on the anchor
Berdly calls Kris a stalker for calling him a faggot under his publicly visible vaguepost directed at "cheating human Smashing Bros. players," so Kris breaks into Berdly's room and shits on the floor to show him what real stalking is
>>570181673Does this mean only 1500 people have been eligible for these waves of emails? I have never received an answer to any of these on any of my emails, all of which are subscribed. Tight knit
>>570181673> took up entrant space on one of my alts with “spamton”
>>570181813if the "asgore ran over dess!!1!!1" theories are actually correct im dropping this series
I really dont give a shit about this arg question shit toby, I want answers from the GAME itself, the one you're expecting me to pay for
>>570182042yeah this make more sense, I was thinking they just put a hard limit on it this time
>>570182042I think so>People who were eligible to respond>People who submitted a response>When we're getting the results
>>570181673>only 1200 people still in the gameI'm so fucking scared what if all of them are retarded and we lose
>>570182110And you'll get the answers? Like, this is a low-effort thing to market the game.
>>570181964How?>>570182082See you tomorrow
Yeah, I am a toy, and a FRIEND.
>>570182146why did toby make this into a FOMO thing where you had to respond correctly the first time or be locked out of it for literal years after the fact
>>570181879Northernlight....
Muffet opening her asshole to me
>>570181538Yes
>>570178140>>570178331>>570181287In light of recent events, the boarder checkpoint has been re-opened. Please have your papers read.Glory to /utg/stka.
>>570182110this
>>570182196I just ignored it the first couple times it was a thing, but a third time actually kind of pisses me off because now it REALLY feels like some crutch he's falling back on
>>570181673>4 entries over 1225run it back we gotta do it right this time
The friend who played chapter 1 on release with me is now a trans woman and I miss her
>>570182249It makes sense for it to be closed mailing list so they don't have to accept and sift through a ton of spam and bullshit once they start actually doing something with it and it gets 100x more attention
>1200 people left in the arg>Nobody is chornicalling answers>over half of them are 14 year olds on twitter>the othet half are the same basic answers like 1225 and flower kingCan we do this again for 6 & 7
>>570182331Nigga it’s literally guessing an event that’ll happen in the future chapters of the game
>>570182389Same
>>570182078Based spamGOD...
Out of these 1229 people, only a few will receive something relevant in their emailThey will never share it
>>570182410SIX SEVEEEEN
Let's discuss dicks, thenWhat does the TV Cock look like? Long and thin? Thicker than he is long? A perfect balance between length and girth?
>>570182410This is exactly how its going down and im fucking livid lmao
>>570182403This
Kris putting on condoms alone in their room
>>570182436Yeah and he cant think of any other way to do it? Not even something as simple as changing the fucking chapter number in the url to match the new one? Just reuse the exact same bit again who cares, people will lose their shit anyway, why should he try and think of a new way to continue this arg to justify it's existence
>INTERIM RESULTwell that sounds gastery as fuck
>>570182538ask spamton
>>570182630Woah... go on...
I think Ralsei is the knight and I am dead serious btw
>>570182687But it’s actually sans wearing a wig
>>570182410We got all of the answers documented and verified through crowdsourced sharing last timeThe point of making it so selective is that these people are actually engaged enough that they will share with people if they do get one of the more unique responses
>>570182285Lmao good game
>>570182538>What does the TV Cock look like?https://files.catbox.moe/yjmurc.jpg
>>570182630Did they steal it from Asriel's room???
>>570182630Holy shit... Their technique is pristine!
>>570182801you mean the other side of the room
>>570182630...waiting for Dess
Toby updating the website to make us forget sebastian is a pedophile
kinda disappointed that the loadeddisk just disappears after chapter 2 if you don't use it
Anon left ASTOUNDED at fave's secret condom application technique
>>570182921You're right lol
>>570183014chapter 3 established that spamton isn't dead as an item, he presumably just fucks off if left as the disk
>>570179020I would never let my indie game merch come out looking like this for double digit prices
>>570182642These questions are coming from Gaster (Deltarune is a SURVEY_PROGRAM, right?) but aren't being relayed by him, the ARG voice is still a little strange but doesn't have Gaster's manner of speaking or stylization (not ALLCAPS).I unironically believe the person addressing us in these is the second voice in the intro (someone working with Gaster) and that person is Dess.
fave finishing, petting my hair and pulling the overly full condom out of my throat
>>570182949...to put it on him with her mouth
>>570183140I like this interpretation
>>570183195...to put it on them with her mouth*
>>570183168hot
>>570183195>him
>>570183195...and they do the same for her after
>>570180502I just finished redoing my saves today and have about 70+ hours, but I did leave the game running while I was distracted by other stuff a few times.
>>570179018I read this and for a millisecond thought they meant Fujo and Guro how fucked am I
>>570183340...and Asriel is made to watch.
>>570183340...for the twentieth time this week
Spamton is more popular than Sans, Spamton is a global sensation.
>>570181673>Available entrants: 1,571I was one of only 1,571 entrants and I completely fucked up my answer FUCK ME
>>570183392you are enlightened pippingod
The thread has calmed down, do not talk about Charlie Kirk
Noelle goes gaga in chapter 5
do think fujo does debates
>>570181538I thought it was the second best fangame (after ribbit)
>>570183680Lady Gaga confirmed as the mystwry guest dev
>>570183701>Counting or not counting yuritard violence?
is it more likely to be 1,571 people that did all 3 submissions or 1,571 people that got replied "move forward with this answer"
>>570180529there's a chance
I'll be fucked if gaster emailed me on what my favorite food is because I can't remember what I submitted
*unleashes a swarm of spamquitos into your stinky stinky room*
I don’t want the comfy era of /utg/ to end…
>>570183114
The faggots on twitter havent acknowledged the website Oh my god the arg is dead it is dead this is wasted fuck fuck
>>570183868shutup faggot
Any good Fell!Gore x Human fics? Sentimental ones.
>>570183868Don't worry, we have like at least two more years of this nonsense. Maybe more.
>>570183849I’m naked and unafraid
getting a condom blowjob from my babysitter dess...
DR WHO GOT CANCELLED?said Bratty
>>570183931I read a fic once about Asgore raping Clover is that close enough
>>570183825>Flower darkner with huge tits that poses like those old stereotypical pin up posters (because Asgore is a truck dad)God please
>>570183982Like putting down a blind, elderly, diabetic, arthritic dog
>>570183868What do you mean post ch5 is gonna be legendary
>>570183507I don't think that's true, but I do like Spamton more.
>>570181673>initial answer would have been a "Move Forward" response>gave a different answer when submissions re-opened>"What are you getting at?">don't get to participate in the ARG nowthanks tobert
>>570184062You know this will never happen
>>570183973just feeling the girl who adores you wrapping you in the rubber so you'll be safe
>>570184062You know this will happen
>>570184065It won’t be like we had……
If Dess ends up being mean to Susie I think I will actually hate her, not kidding
Shayy is live
Would you let Dess roll a condom on you
I’m genuinely worried that this general is going to be unusable due to butthurt shitters once suselle happens
>>570184374only if I got to roll one on her
>>570184374I don't think a condom can be rolled over a pussy but sure I guess?
>>570184430Just have your finger on the print screen key, it’ll be funny.
>>570184438>Silly Kris, the condom is for you or Azzy!
>>570183982I don’t wanna go…
>>570182538Tenna asking Mike on a walkie talkie what he sees under the fupa...
I've jerked off with a condom a few times and it kind of feels really good but it's also harder to get over the edgeI guess that's what having a foreskin feels like
fuck you *goes on a date with the wing ding man and never comes back*
>>570183916Tumblr is going crazy and organizing around it and shit. Twitter posters are mostly bots or bot like meat puppets so they don't really have the mind needed to solve args. That needs discord and tumblr levels of autism
>>570184430/v/ and half of /vg/ will literally never recover
>>570184478You could probably design a pussy condom that gets all up in thereIt might need a strap around your ass to stay on your hips doe
>>570184478Dental dam>>570184438>>570184374I fucking LOVE condoms so either of these is fine for me
>>570184663Is tumblr the way forward??
>>570184663You know what maybe its not so bad i got suspended by xitter bots...even if i cant access the private underrune fave porn accounts i was following....sigh...
My gums are bleeding like crazy
>>570184430Me too... I am so scared, guys... SO fucking scared...
>>570184701Youve just invented the reverse strap on
>>570181673This is a veritable failure of an ARG if there were only 1500 eligible applicants. There should be tens of thousands after 3 rounds. Its highly likely no one gets it and 1/3 of submissions will be identical
>>570184430I hope it gets so bad deltarune turns into the next homestuck where it becomes ban on sight on all boards for several years.
>>570184862>There should be tens of thousandsPeople need to actually read this shit, anon
>>570184680I’m being honest when I say I’m genuinely worried because they’re already obnoxious at this point and they wholeheartedly believe it won’t or might not happen
I'll see you guys at chapter 6 in the newly established deltarune board
I want to live a nice comfy life with underfell asriel...
>>570184430if the Noelle thirsting over Susie is anywhere near as obnoxious as it was in Ch4 then it's going to get unbearable here for the rest of the yearthat said, any ship getting hard confirmed after almost a decade of baiting burns the general down without exception
Can confirm. If Susie ends up with anyone but Kris (me) I am going scorched earth.
>>570184926Why are you here then? You can leave at any time.
This isnt an ARG. "Guess a number betwen 1 and a billion, you only get one try" isnt a puzzle.
>>570184862They intentionally made it as low as possible because they can't handle more than that.
>>570184758sanscel…
Dess showing Azzy and Kris how to put condoms on
What if by the end of Chapter 7 Kris gets impregnated by someone from the dark world, preventing the roaring in the process, what if that's the prophecy, non-binary pregnancy, what if?
>>570184940It will straight up break their minds. They’re already permanently stuck on chapter 2; now imagine when the thing they’ve been saying won’t happen for 5+ years does happen
>>570185039The number is 1225 dumbass
>>570185097And they’re going to take it out on us. Hooray.
>>570184993It would be pretty if it turns out Kerdly gets confirmed.
>>570183340Kris using his long tongue to set in Dess' female condom
>>570184430This is why my prawjeckt will only be filled with male characters, I'll take the Spamtenna crowd over the Krusie/Suselle/Kriselle crowd
>>570185090Kris' pussy is property of BDC (Big Dess Cock), not happening
if chapter 5 makes us lose any of the drawfags I’m killing myself
>>570185017Because Suselle hasn't been hard confirmed...YET.
What size condoms does Dess use
>>570185271magnum
>>570185147Well of course they are, they’re chimps
>>570185267Did you learn nothing from alphdyne
>>570184971Fat Darkner Males General...
>>570185271Condoms?
I didnt even get a fucking newsletter and Im a day one truck freakOut of the past 4 newsletters Ive only gotten 2. Fuck fangamer.
This fucking game has been taking so long to finish I have been over my yurifag phase for like 6 years now, I can't give a damn about Suselle anymore can we get more Spamtenna instead
>>570185343yes. yes we can
>>570185337I signed up like 5 different emails on each tier and somehow only the email selected to only get release news still gets newsletters in its inbox.
>>570185337I was so anxious for the next newsletter I signed up with every single extra email I had and got like nine newsletter emails throughout the day yesterday
I don't care about shipping
>>570185159>hisIt's their
>>570185312I haven't learned a single thing since I made my first post on 4chan on July 22nd, 2006. I've been getting slightly more angry every post I've made since then.
>>570182719Theres no way to know if any of those are real as people immediately submitted fake responses to be assholes.
>>570185083need a fic about this
>>570185231especially me right
Hey guys? does anyone remember the uh, the... the secret boss from the first chapter? remember guys? haha, like, the one who people used to compare to Sans? must have been a huge deal right? ummm, what was his name again? I haven't played the game since but I bet he must have done some crazy shit in the newer chapters lol
i push everyone away from me, time to drink
Deltarune took so long to make my child went from being a new born to being almost ten.
>>570185472Get ready for the shipshit festival chapter
>>570185472It feels weird not hating romance but genuinely despising shipping
>>570185312NTA but I think I'm afraid of Susie x Noelle just being Alphys x Undyne 2.0 more than anything else at this point, it's too load-bearing to not fuck everything else in the game up if he fumbles it.It's easily up there with "the real message was escapism all along!" for me.
>>570185231...not including me
>>570185631ewwwww why did you breed
>>570185526Sorry to burst your doomposting, little guy, but the biggest doc had all the rare and unique answers verified manually by seeing if the email sender IDs matched up. I should know because I was there.
I never gave a shit about shipping before but I really like Susie and Noelle rubbed me the wrong way in chapter 2 so here we are
IF JEVIL ISN'T RELEVANT IN CHAPTER 5 IM KILLING MYSELF MYSELF
>>570179056is this based on the vivziepop style image
*rubs belly full of all the great carols on the whiteboard*
>>570185619jigaw joe haunts the narrative
Why couldn't the holiday girls be tall and jacked tomboys like real reindeers? Why does Toby have to shit up every single good idea he has? I can't take it anymore!
>>570185147You deserve to suffer for Tobys sins
>>570184257We'll make our new comfy space together, you'll see
Okay actually, the worst ending to Deltarune would be if the entire focus was on just Susie and Noelle in chapter 7, and it’s literally the power of love that defeats the roaring, which is caused by them kissing. Also Noelle needs to have turned into the angel and be evil.I don’t even care about suselle, it’s just that if it becomes that important, then eughhhhh.
>>570185815Jevil has been relevant in every chapter, his items are really good for speedruns thanks to big attack and magic boosts
The only ship I like is a crackship that has no basis in canon, I am apathetic to anything else
>>570185847No it’s stroidcore (straight moid)
>>570185861Why are the holidays relevant and Jevil isn't when he's better than all the holidays combined
This one in particular is so cute
>>570185861what fucking reindeers are you seeing
>>570185482their because it belongs to both Kris and Dess
>>570185994Not anymore looool
>>570186021You've got it the wrong way around, Jevil is the only one relevant, and everyone else is irrelevant.
>>570185231If there's any comfort about the ebb and flow of /utg/ it's that as contentfags leave, so to shall new ones grow. They may be gone but you can make sure they're never forgotten. Perhaps you can be the next one of earnest heart to rise?
>>570185971I could accept doomed yuri where you kill the angel/dragon, but I think I would actually hunt Toby for sport if everything lead up to that.
>>570185971>Okay actually, the worst ending to Deltarune would be if the entire focus was on just Susie and Noelle in chapter 7I like how these hypotheticals always hinge on the idea that every plotline such as [literally everything connected to Gaster] is just gagshit swept under the rug, like the ultimate manifestation of how shipkeks think that the story is meant to build up to some dumb romance
>>570185721Kiddo, youve never heard of inspect element?
Spamton and Jevil interacted, Jevil will cause another Spamtenna divorce and Spamton will kill himself
>>570185546Green it
i'm excited for the music leaks...
>>570185231itll be me
You mean Spamton will kill HERself.
>>570186171Broccooooliiii ceeeelerrrrryyyyyy lima beeeeaaaanVEGGIE TALES
Who is the STRONGEST character in Deltarune?
Im pirating chapter 5 day one
>>570185721Sorry to burst your bubble but i faked that screenshot
>>570186405nubert as of chapter 5
>>570186394kiss me on my hot mouth little boy.
Dess's condom application technique is immaculate, she did it for azzy and kris in the same room
>>570186394>You mean Spamton will kill HERftfy
>>570186407Me too but it's because I'm poor otherwise I'd support my woke hero tobias fox
>>570186513said Dess
>>570184641That is quite literally the opposite of what having foreskin feels like. Uncircumcised people have more intact nerve endings on their dick so it's actually more pleasurable.
>>570186405Player>giga queen
dess put asriel's cock in a chinese finger trap once
which deltarune character is most likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction?
let's talk about diaps guy's diaps application technique
>>570186369Just imagine the consequences of a leak confirming a Bonetrousleseque track
Hi! Two tickets to the Deltarune Movue please!!!
>>570186090
>>570186521Jevil is a trans woman theory...
Fuck Deltarune and all its fans. I hope you all get exactly one more chapter and Susie marries a man.
Condom porn is the best
>>570186654I would cry until I threw up out of anxiety
>>570186672>The Amazing Digital Bigot
>>570184641>mutilated goy cattleewwww
>>570186217I think it's pretty reasonable to be worried that shipfaggotry could derail the rest of the game.Noelle is arguably the most pivotal character in Deltarune and over half of her scenes are just unrepentant Susielusting.
>>570186242Kiddo...
>>570186217After the recent slew of media that involves building up a story only to completely fucking blow it right at the end, I’ve been trained to be worried.Good thing Toby isn’t fucking stupid.
please be nice to me…
I hope Kris is snowgraved, put into a coma and wakes up 10 years later where Susie is married to Snowy and then Kris starts dating a teenage Papyrus
>>570186672Would you like to purchase the limited edition Fun Gang Popcorn Bowl™? (it looks like halloween candy buckets with Kris, Susie, or Ralsei's face on it)
>>570186761I really want to believe toby is going to do something where it shows being a susie obsessed freak is actually a bad thing but after what he said during the anniversary stream I have no hope left
>>570186694did she get bottom surgery or does she just let it hang (chaos)
Susie should marry a man...
I am happy with Chapter 3, to me the game could have ended with Chapter 3 and I'd have been satisfied, I am not interested in Noelle, I am not interested in Dess, I am not interested in Ralsei, Chapter 3 was the perfect chapter and Deltarune will never be that good again
oh boohoo the attention whoring artslopfags left, whatever will we do
I hope Susie marries Berdly
I wish /vg/ had flags
>>570186880You fucker
Deltarune shouldn't have been episodic
>>570186761It's like I've said before, with the way that people here talk about Deltarune you would assume that stuff like say, Chapter 4, was just some silly romcom unserious love triangle shit meant for lonely retards looking for a dating sim, then you actually play it and you're getting hours of actual heavy loredrops and action and you realize that the shiptard crowd are actually fucking hallucinating
>>570186914She hides it with a smaller version of the mask she wears so I don't know...
>>570186861*gives you slice of strawberry cake*how’s that fuckass
guys give him a (you) he’s desperate
>>570186909i feel the same way. it's not going to make or break the game for me but i feel that Noelle's character has room for a more interesting exploration of her feelings for Susie than >awww she has a crush and they're in love :)played completely straight like Alphyne wassiiiigh... it'd just be a bit disappointing, is all...
>>570186090>>570186689My bad. Messed up the post
Fat Tenna shedding a tear after Dr. W.D. Gaster, DDS, forbids him from having a yummy little candy for at least an hour after his dental cleaning
>>570187183i’ll be charitable today >>570187062were they too edgy for you?
mmmm *throats delicious artslopfag cockpussy*
>>570187136>just some silly romcom unserious love triangle shit meant for lonely retards looking for a dating simPeople are understandably worried that toby is going to trash everything and turn it into thatRemember we are dealing with a man who think's the alphyne date is really heartwarming and cute
>>570186694in yin/yang women are chaos and men are order. This is no coincedence that the bosses Jevil and Tasquemanager are swapped from their philosphical gender as well as the bosses ElNina and LaNino are swapped from their grammatical gender. Nearly every boss in this game is trans.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYKRIS DREEMURRVERSUSGORDON FREEMAAAAANBEGIN:
Got recommended a game about being a barber for “beastfolk”. I still don’t know if being a human barber for monsters in hometown would be considered weird.
>>570186949>to me the game could have ended with Chapter 3 and I'd have been satisfiedyou would be satisfied with a completely unfinished story because chapter 3 had a sexyman you like?
You can tell a lot of people here were the kind of dudes to argue Chara morality shit off of vibes and bumrushing through only the mandatory parts of the game
>>570187324Which game? Is it good or just furrybait slop?
Nothing in the past few threads was as edgy as painters posts
*gives all the artslopfags a kiss*
kris sex! 13 days! i love kris!
on dear
*opens shirt and reveals swollen leaky breasts* who’s thirsty for artslop?
>>570187281>People are understandably worried that toby is going to trash everything and turn it into thatyou guys really operate on the same wavelength as the people who want kris to be generic pure evil, get their head chopped off by susie in chapter 5, and then when you ask "well gee what happens in the other two chapters" they just fortnite dance and ramble some irony-poisoned dumbfuckeryit's like you guys are all andrew hussies that are just projecting that you would torch your own story to the ground just because you think it's funny
>>570187428that shit isn't edgy it's just gross
*waddles away with belly full of artslopmilk*
>>570187136>and you realize that the shiptard crowd are actually fucking hallucinatingI mean I loved the latter half of Chapter 4, but you can't pretend that it didn't start with Kris chucking you in the cuckbox and 30 minutes of shipfaggotry.Toby has doubled down on shipping nonsense at every opportunity.
>>570187428It felt more round and curvy to me
>>570187428You can’t cut yourself on fat rolls, dummy
>>570187284*The two of them throw sign language signals at each other*
>>570187413This is the trailer https://youtu.be/_mg3Lz7FMMQ?si=U_uFU3wj2l-h8CpIThis still doesn’t answer the weirdness question
>>570187582lol
>>570187428oughh painter is so edgy I will pick up 2 hour old thread drama owie
>>570187510What the fuck are you even sayingI'm arguing that people want a nuanced story that doesn't just devolve into focusing on one cringe aspect the game has so far only been dancing aroundThat's the opposite of wanting a generic pure evil kris or a power of love ending
>>570187482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SnawmK2Lzs
>>570187282I was joking but that actually makes a lot of of sense, sadly Gerson breaks the flow of "trans secret bosses" >>570187467I love them too and I want to have sex with them too!! sweaty, animalistic, rough sex...
>ugh... Gerson? that shit SUCKED! WHERE ARE THE SHIPPING YUMMIES-why is /youteegee/ like this
>>570187701a what story anon? A FUCKING WHAT STORY ANON SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST SAY IT SAAAAAAAYYYYY IT YOU FUCK
>>570187281Stupid subversive kike.
it's not fair I wanted to be part of the ARG but because I'm a wagie and couldn't respond on time I got locked out entirely waaaaaaaah
Grown adult TV man Tenna meowing and mooing and rolling onto his back for rubbies while his antennae flick like ears
>>570187510Toby wont intentionally torch deltarune because it's funnyHe will accidently do it because he genuinely believes that suselle is well written and cute
So, who are you taking to the festival tomorrow?>Susie>Noelle>Ralsei
>>570187889suselle won't torch deltarune
>>570187575It started with Susie and Kris discussing the events of Chapter 3, followed by a visit to the Church, some loredrops about the Legend and Prophecy, Kris and Susie planning on how to get the codes to the Shelter, and ended with Asgore Ch5 foreshadowing. After that, you're finally free to move around in the overworld, where you can do a bunch of shit like hanging out in QC's Diner, have a tea party, play minigames, follow the crystal quest with Seam, see all the Castle Town rooms, fuse old items, renew your Lancer Cookie and Spincake, and more, all before going to Noelle's house to see the scenes you're complaining about.
>>570187389You mean the shitty vague loredump at the end of the game that no one who actually played the game alone understood without reading or watching an explanation?
Wait, /utg/ is filled with people who actually think the fever dream and the Gaster plotlines and all the meta elements and the symbolic imagery of water and darkness and all that stuff will just be a red herring?
>>570187428what is the deal with this forced meme
REMINDER:>Jevil? Toby forgot>Ramb? Toby forgot>eRam? Toby forgot>Roulx? Toby forgotAll because he needs to focus on his fetish for fluffy boys, fuck this nigga and fuck Noelle too
>>570187889
>>570187936The Suselle scenes he is complaining about are mandatoryHanging out with Susie and Ralsei are not
>>570187958yes, it's all just building up to a dumb gag because i hate buildup resulting in dumb gags and toby fox hates me which is why he's doing it
>>570187645Oh from the Opus folk, neatAnd no, not weird, Hometown would just think it's neat to have someone help style their hair in new waysBarbers in small towns are basically gossip time anyways
>>570188012someone said painter was edgy or something
/utg/ is unironically defending the chapter 4 humiliation ritual
These ropelike strands, called the chalazae, help to hold the fave in position.
>>570187936So about those codes...chapter 5 instead?
>>570188049Spamton is fluffy?
>>570188090I said it was filth that /utg/ celebrates like fine art
>>570188068>The Suselle scenes he is complaining about are mandatoryI'm noticing that the people who dislike these games the most are the ones that refuse to engage with anything that isn't strictly required and are also ultra buttmad at Chapter 3 and think it's the stinkiest and worst chappy because they're reminded to actually play the video game
>>570185627Ok doomer
/utg/ is ooiginnallrically defoognsna the chaptungga 4 huumuooua rigoo
If you were the human barber in monster hometown, would you shave multiple monsters bald on purpose, pretending it was an accident?
>>570187781it's got some of the best darkner designs imo, I wish they kept the Guei sprite where it stands up on its arms and looks like a bird in
Gaster has TWENTY YEARS of fucking buildup behind him, he better come out of the screen and suck me off Toby Fox you fucking hack
>>570188248Me trying to make a sentence after seeing booba
>>570188268Undyne’s killed for less
>>570188149It was richly deserved
>>570188248kek
>>570188237People are only complaining about the face melting cringe of the suselle scenes thoughThe rest of the game up until now has been great
>>570188237There is no playing in those scenes it's just one long cutscene where things just happen to you and you can't actually do anything
>>570188217Fluffzy spwammers...
>>570188283Unless deltarune is literal malware that breaks my device i am disappointed
>>570188248Me trying to make a sentence after seeing cocka
>>570188402This but unironically, I want Gaster to kill me
>>570188217Kinder than calling him fat
holy shit some of you assclowns actually don't like the game beyond fuzzy cwitters
>>570188283that's what the final scene of sword route is implying where mini kris comes out of the game, you just replace the hero's sword with a pingus
>>570188248Me trying to make a sentence after seeing pippinses
>>570188419caca
>>570188232>>570188242
I really liked chapter 3 because I play video games and it was like a video game and I like those
>>570188248Me trying to make a sentece after seeing Kris' throbbing thoner
>>570188504Why do you keep saying this when we like everything but toby's fuzzy\scalie critter shipping scenes
>>570188504"fwuzzy cwitters" as a joke was created for a reason, and that's because it's genuinely true
>>570188283I genuinely hope so, for Gasterfags sakeIt wouldn't even have to be much, but i would be extremely bitter if Toby ends up doing nothing and being that irresponsible and hacky with his Uboa ripoff
>>570188504don't call him that he's a jester
>>570188192the blastoderm at this stage consists of many faves produced by repeated fave divisions
>>570188382There was CoL who lost his shit when he got there because he's retarded and autistic
>>570188607This insinuates that the b in boner stands for boy.Does that mean girls have goners.Wait...
>>570182078Toby himself might read your reply and write a response anon. Did you think about that?
I really liked chapter 3 because auufh Tenna nhmngh Tenna! please T-Tenna Aahhh my pipis!!!
>>570188589the actual gameplay was repetitive and it had some of the worst humor toby has ever put out
>>570188703I get a pretty big moner when the subject of goners is brought up
>>570188703gaster's green girl goner
ts (skull emoji) (skull emoji)
>>570188749I would not poke the dragon that is Tennaposters
>>570188703When we were being formed in the womb, our penors that were to develop got gonered away to stay a clitterfritter
I didn't like Tenna, I'm sorry everyone
>>570188703The W in W. D. Gaster stands for Woman, bravo Tobey
I hate Noelle. I dont even care about weird route because I don't care what happens to Noelle
>>570188841Mmngh...poking dragon Tenna's hot tummy as he rests on his hoard of TV awards...
>>570188851it's ok Kris he shouldn't have said that shit
>>570188787I'm not looking forward to replaying it but Tenna was great and I thought more of it landed than chapter 2
I FUCKING LOVE THE HOLIDAYS!
I wish chapter 3 didn't had so much content cut out
>>570188885I am Woman Dick gaster and this is my little Goner
>>570188703Big if true
Noelle is the only character I care about I hate Susie and all the darkners
>>570183140Yeah idk why people discount Dess as the asker because of the Bat comment; that's just to debunk that Dess is the Subject of the questions?
>>570188906I like Noelle. I really enjoy weird route because Noelle gets to be a real character
>>570188951I laughed good job, +100 points for anon
>>570188702>CoLCaptain of Light?Collector of LOVE?
>the character that /utg/ does not give two shits about from a story perspectiveit really do be like that
If Noelle just rolls over and accepts Susie lying to her about the darkworlds being a dream it's over for Suselle. She needs to be angry that she was lied to to because she's just a soft thing to be protected like everyone thinks she is. She needs to strangle Susie like she did Berdly, then, and only then, can Suselle work.
>>570188845and this is why girls pee from their clitty
>>570188950Something I only discovered recently when prepping my saves is that for some reason you can JUMP during the cowboy shooting sections by pressing X (B on controller). Just reeks of "there used to be obstacles you'd have to jump over but they're gone now"
I was playing Deltarune in the living room TV today and my dad was watching (im 21, he's 40), it was just funny because he couldn't wrap his head around the idea of a modern game deliberately using "game boy graphics"
deltarune was good actually
>>570188951I NEED to have your little gooey worm goner in me please woman dick Gaster i'm begging you
>>570189106emphasis on was
>>570188676Fave got in a fight... they were throwing lamps.
>>570188951I'm killing someone if after over a decade of teasing Gaster penis is anywhere close to "little"
>>570189048The 3 + 4 release turned me into his strongest soldier, I quite like how he contrasts with Susie in regards to the value of the dark worlds
>>570189106It was. Then they CHANGED it.
>>570189081"You know how some movies are still shot in monochrome because they like the look? It's like that."
>>570189194you're going to make me listen to the album AGAIN i'm still doing it like twice a day. i have a problem
>>570187858I want him to do just that, and I would give him all the belly rubs and head scratchesHe's so cute...Imagine what his purrs sound like
>>570189174yea you get it, I just wish I could complete my mission and stop the roaring but that darn kris keeps getting in my way!
>>570188735Toby will clap and tell me yes spamton made the girl (me, foid) reading this smile!
>>570189048Fucking hilarious that he gets ignored so hard because he doesn't fit into the love triangle subplot, why are you guys like this?
>>570189048Ralsei? Ralsei development literally defines the direction of the story
>>570189048i'm actually pretty interested when he talks about himself being a darkner and the "formerly the yoshi metaphor" stuff i just don't care for the people he brings around so i don't bring him up much
>>570189081>Play yaoi games on the living room with your family around
>>570189272I haven't done it THAT much but I do think it's the only album I've listened to in full since the release date
>>570188943but do the holidays love you?
when do you get to complete the mission if you just skip any chapter
>>570189048I thought you were talking about Asriel and got really confused
Morrowind /UTG/ server is up! Password is "sans". I didn't care about a password lock before cuz the only random that joined was chill but like four random faggots joined last night gtfo Find on the server browser, feel free to reply with questions about how to set it up, new players to Morrowind are welcome
>>570189351Didn't it ask for a location?You were in Spamton...
my MISSION is to FUCK TENNA but Kris won't let me FUCK
>>570189367>yaoi gamesI have never forgotten that ass slapping music rhythmn game an anon shared
If there was a family of monsters themed around summer vacations what would their names be and what species would they be? Another species of deer? Something else?
>>570189048I started to like him when he cries
>>570189569Yeah…
>>570189615seagulls
>>570189335So when's that actually supposed to happen
>>570189615species of water and earth (sand) elementals
>>570189525Damn, cool, post screenshots guys, I won't be able to play for awhile
Trans RalseiSuselle canonSpamtenna real again/v/ will be on suicide watch
>>570189615Salamander family cause it's a fire element in some stuff
What did he see?
>570189525temfag btw
>>570189764isnt she lovely?
>>570189615summer vacations have far less mythos and symbolism than Christmas, maybe they'd be dogs or something since those are associated with play and modern families and that's what children get time to interact with on summer vacationi'm not good at this
FULL LIST OF THINGS I LIKE IN DELTARUNE 1. Gaster2. Weird player meta shit3. My Discarded Vessel 4. Finding things in the code.5..FRIEND6. Kriselle7. Weird Route 8. Shadow Crystals and schizo bosses.9. Egg and forgotten man.10. All the weird guys who are obviously gonna turn goner.11. Bringing Dess back from the dead in defiance of the prophecy but only if her canon design is attractive. Everything else? PISSES ME OFF!
You're trans! She's trans! Are there any more trans I need to know about?
Can't Toby just make a game for straggots instead of faggots
>>570189764>Ralsei transitions>But also immediately nukes flower king by self destructing
>>570189876go ask cavemanon or something
>>570189810>temfag out of nowhere
The Holidays all give me cuteness aggression and I very desperately want to pet all of them. I want to feel their soft fur in my hands. Reading reindeer facts has made this feeling worse.
So I've been playing some more Elin recentlysaid Spamton
>>570189851>all the darkners turning to transmission darkner from Asgore's truck
>>570189876One day my presidential retard will make putting the gays and groomers in your game a federal offense. One day....
CoL whats the list of things you like in Deltarune
>>570189876i've played so many bad straggot games that i will cherish a good faggot game
I haven't been able to schlick it to fave all day long and it's pissing me off a lot
Rudy really did get shafted in terms of the plotI hope he at least gets the Spy Kids 3D treatment if not a knight reveal
>>570189962Why did you hack me with this curiosity what did i do to you
I've said this back in the chapter two hiatus. And I said it in the immediate post chapter 3 and 4 hiatus. And I'll say it again. The game would be MASSIVELY improved if Susie and Ralsei was COMPLETELY cut from the story to focus on the things I care about.
what's stopping me from buying an entire supermarket cake and eating it
Should I get Mina the Hollower
>>570190131the chaotic nature of man
>>570190131the prophecy says very clearly "anon will not eat the cake"
is anyone expecting Asriel to show up?
deltarune would be good if you got rid of kris and susie and ralsei and the dark worlds and the darkners and hometown and all the undertale characters
>>570190131your wallet, your potential lack of drive to leave the house, and your stomach
>>570190131Tenna thinking out for the 100th time today
>>570190058A curse of orgasm denial on you! May you not find a relaxing moment alone for a whole week!
I've said this back in the chapter two hiatus. And I said it in the immediate post chapter 3 and 4 hiatus. And I'll say it again.Tenna would be MASSIVELY ballooned if vegetables and fruit were COMPLETELY cut from his diet to focus on the things I care about.
Hey
>>570190212Toby hates the prophecy
no characters hometown only chapter 7
>>570190217That would just be Twin Peaks, anon.
>>570190116doe and boye
Susie belongs in the story because I like her but Ralsei is just a little gay faggot queer boy and I hope he gets shoved in a locker or at least a closet
Deltarune would be better if you could just kill the darkners that are trying to kill the lightnersJust cut their fucking heads off
>>570190397Susie…
Just got the pipis from the spamtenna cutsceneLife or death for the pipis?
FULL LIST OF THINGS I LOVE IN DELTARUNE1. Spamton2. Tenna3. Spamtenna4. Susie5. Kris (they/them)6. Gaster7. Every single scene Roulx is in8. Jevil9. Egg and forgotten man.10. The battle system11. Berdly12. Ramb13. Mike14. Asgore15. The music16. Nubert17. The Queen18. My Discarded Vessel19. Gerson20. eRamEverything else? REDDIT
>>570189962In fact, you know what fucking sucks? How little there is to read or watch about reindeer online. They’re a major part of Christmas but that’s the only time people care about them! It’s like people forget they’re real creatures and are interesting!They’re the only domesticated deer on the planet and some people ride them like horses! They used to exist in ireland!They’re such wonderful creatures…
>>570190231
I'm gonna wait to play Chapter 5 until there's an AI talk to characters mod so the game will be good
>>570190231FUCK YOU!!
>>570190340he literally lives in a closet
>>570190425Susie is a darkner sympathizer
>>570190480>not a single mention of the wonderful reindeer that work year round for Santadisappointed deeranon
>>570190257How mindbroken would /utg/ be if Toby did a post and screenshotted it to post on twitter as proof after the game is done?
Dragon quest did party chat in the 90s and Toby did it in 2015 deltarune sucks because he got lazy
>>570188237>Not OPWhen it comes to deciding what the game deems the most important, shouldn't one focus on the things the game won't let you ignore? Could be a ton of side content for fishing but would that stop a romantic relationship being the core focus if that's the thing you can't skip?
>>570190687ackshually they weren't in frisk's party they were in frisk's pocket
>>570190456>No Lancer
>>570189680You've heard of Noelle Holiday, now get ready for Juliet Vacation! Watch out for her signature move: sunstroke. Be careful however; if you feed too much into her rebel tendencies you might find yourself into the solar flare route.
>>570190767I guarantee you if the game didn't focus on those Ch4 scenes you'd be bitching about how Toby was lazy for not showing you how Susie and Noelle didn't notice Kris running around the house with the SOUL in hand and how it didn't explain what they talked about for so long
>>570190687Its actually crazy looking at party chat in the ds version of dqv, that updates like every 2 seconds of gameplay, if you wanted to see all the party chat text youd be hitting the button about triple the amount of npcs that are in the immediate area
FRIEND is us. it's the player character. the friend inside me is YOU
fave just finished watching idiocracy and it really scared them for reason. fave remembers that there is no god and that the remaining amount of time fave has left on earth is all fave hasfave is uhhhh ralsei or something
>>570189035Cwitter of LV
>>570190998Hey isn't that image from that video someone posted here showing people how to give themselves schizophrenia so they can have a fave tulpa and trying to convince them it's a good idea
>>570191080no fucking clue man all fave knows is that life is finite and existence is cruel
>>570190925Why do people slobber over Toby again, his game is objectively lacking in simple things
>>570190998idiocracy? you mean that documentary made about 2026?
It's actually kinda crazy how fucking awesome and cool and perfect Susie is and yet she's canonically paired and going to date the most fucking boring woman ever created, I'm not an anti-yurifag but god damn couldn't Susie have gotten a COOL girl? Noelle is reddit incarnate I genuinely dislike everything about her as a person I'm not joking or baiting every time she acts like a scene girl "rawr xD" type I sigh heavily
Taylor Swift's "You belong with me" playing over pictures of Krusie and Kris looking sad
>>570189106>>570189174chapter 1, my beloved
>>570190767Isn't this ultimately a conundrum of game design? You have to put a lot of stuff to the side both for pacing and also because it incentivizes exploration
>>570191239What exploration you can literally skip chapters
>>570191080Yes, the video is a tulpa tutorial
>>570190687Party Talk function is in Deltarune but it's unused. You can even active it trough hacking but the text file is empty and only has one default line. Toby wanted to do it but then changed his mind and decided he couldn't be bothered to do it.
>>570191160>blah blah blah SUSIE blah blahi miss chapter 1 susie, i miss her so much. i love susie. each chapter her QUIRKY stat goes up by 1 and that upsets me
>>570190480Wanna share some of your favorite reindeer facts, anon? I know next to nothing about them...
>>570191160>It's actually kinda crazy how fucking awesome and cool and perfect Susie is and yet she's canonically paired and going to date the most fucking boring woman ever createdSusie's getting paired with herself?
>>570191160It's just like they say, Alphyne 2.0...
>>570189048keep smiling
>>570191315Then fuck Toby someone should mod it and and objectively improve the game
>>570191315He gave up when he realized it would all need to be translated into Japanese
I'm always sure to check on the undertale settings when the seasons change
>>570189717here's a group photo from a few sessions ago
>>570191468You and I both know whoever goes through the effort to do that will write the shittiest, unfunniest dialogue that exists only to reinforce their own personal headcanons
>>570178331>(The inscription on the plaque reads... "The first hero. The cage, with human soul and parts.")>Is this one supposed to be you? Real weird. And vague. So it suits you, faha.>...for some reason, it reminds me of these... heart-shaped pillows my mom hoards.>She'd give 'em to me and Elly as stocking stuffers, some years.>But I always got one just for me, on the day of the festival.>Elly would always get so jealous, but I don't know what she'd even want them for. They just take up space in my closet anyway.>...guess I'll get another one tomorrow too.>...
>>570191661Better than nothing don't like it change the dialogue yourself
The way that people talk up Noelle really reminds me of mid-2000's fanfiction.net character bashing shipfag fics
>>570191468here you go infinite dialoguehttps://gamebanana.com/mods/614438
>>570191468It's honestly a fucking shame, and why I think Deltarune won't be anywhere near as enduring as Undertale is.I'm STILL finding new phone calls with Papyrus in Undertale to this day.
>>570191348You're retarded you're upset she got character development? she isn't "quirky" like that lame bitch Noelle she is just happier now and can be less angry and mean all the time>>570191428Alphys has so much more going on for her>Gaster replacement>Helped Mettaton transition>Gross otaku pervert freak>Scientist>Cool area, every scene she is in is entertainingNow compare that to Noelle>Generic "nice" role>A shitty friend for Berdly>A freak in the lamest way possible, invader zim 2000s type>Boring prim and proper student>every scene she is in is fucking BORINGgod I genuinely do not understand what Toby and other people see in her, I guess its just a sex thing
>>570191160Susie and Noelle bonding because they both like the AVGN infuriates me. Its such a boring stupid thing that reads like the wish fulfillment fantasy of a loser tv troped wiki editor played completely straight. Out of context its awful but within Deltarune its just boring compared to how Kris, Ralsei, and Susie bond (as friends chiefly) through their Dark World adventures.
>>570191718Go and mod it in now yourself then, why wait for the middle man?
>>570191902it wasn't avgn it was board james
I never stopped to listen to the full music here it goes fucking hard
>>570191798Undertale is fucking boring and is a tech demo compared to Deltarune dude lmfaothe ACTUAL reason Deltarune won't be remembered longterm is because 70% of the enjoyment came from experiencing it from release to now, it wont be the same to play every chapter in one go once its all out
I seriously don’t give a single fucking shit about the papyrus and undyne calls and think I used it once ever and then never again.Yeah man, I’m really going to use that in every single fucking room of the game so I can read 2-3 sentences that I don’t care about. Just because I love the characters doesn’t mean the game absolute MUST have that.
>>570191860BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE FEEL LIKE SHE'S STEALING YOUR MARY SUE FUCKTOY
>>570192057carol you gotta finish writing your name
>>570192012Thats even worse
>>570191239Typically in game design you have a main thing you focus but then try to develop side aspects of the game. Skyrim has Alduin as the main quests while civil war/the various guilds/etc. act as the side quests. While Bethesda games might be a bad example since a big example is that the story of your Dragonborn (if even that with mods) is yours to make and far less a focus towards the "official" story of the Dragonborn, you could apply this logic to more constrained games (for example CoD Zombies might have radios to give you lore about how the zombies arrived but the focus being more on survival or whatever the easter eggs are nowadays). It's deciding how much you trust the player to look around the game (always going to be a super minority if achievements are anything to go by) and have great things to see while also having great things they can't miss.>>570191285Anon's talking in general. Transcending beyond DR specifically here.
Noelle would be a way better character if she rebelled against her mother by taking copious amounts of drugs and getting mindbroken and fucking me- I mean, Kris for drug money.
>>570191315do you realize how autistic toby is? the game would literally never be completed if this was a feature. he'd have to add unique dialogue for every room and every possible game state and we'd be sitting here until 2048
to whoever drew the carol cake drawing on the whiteboard - it is so beautiful
>>570192094Role playing games are for wishfulfillment
you can come to conclusions for stupid reasons but that doesn't invalidate those conclusionsI never like Noelle and I like her even less now that she dares to encroach upon my beloved Susan's moist love cave
>>570191902I agree completely with you>>570192094As I said, I wouldn't mind it if Susie fucked a girl with a better personality, I like yuri
>>570191239Yep. From Sakurai himselfhttps://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/by-director-mr-sakurai-kirby-air-riders-development-insights-part-5/>We always try to keep the perspective of the players in mind.>But when it comes to the actual development, that can add a whole lot of time and labor.>I want to implement things because I understand the reasons behind the players' desires. But it would be utterly impossible to grant every request. So we have to decide what should be implemented with that balance in mind.
>>570190131Supermarket cake tastes like crap
>>570192093>Yeah man, I’m really going to use that in every single fucking room of the game so I can read 2-3 sentences that I don’t care aboutMore fun text for me then
>570192058What a retarded post
>>570192094Lmao I'm not part of this conversation but the image paired with the text is making me kek
the people who glaze Susie always feel like people whose favorite characters are always the safest corporate-approved picks
>>570191315I haven't given up on this, if it WAS to be used, it would be after whenever we team up with Kris
>>570192214Sakuai is a better dev than tobyHe makes games for good boys and girls
>>570192058>the ACTUAL reason Deltarune won't be remembered longterm is because 70% of the enjoyment came from experiencing it from release to nowThis is because most of the time between release and now was spent waiting for the fucking chapters to come out, not because this is a inherent flaw with the games. I played chapters 1-4 in one go and they work perfectly fine like that
>>570192094You have to go back
>>570191770I was so into Numbah 3 and 4 fics
>>570192169To be fair it's fucking text, it's not exactly resource consuming.He did it for Undertale in 2 years when he wasn't a millionaire and didn't have an entire team doing everything that wasn't text or music.
>>570191160>>570191860I chalk this up to Noelle in the main route being a personalityless blob with 1.5 scenes about anything other than her being an obsessed lesbian.At least in weird route and sweepstakes she gets to be a brooding, willing victim and the 'girl-out-of-place' that we explore Hometown's estoeric nonsense and Kris's traumatized history through.
>>570192282I have realized you really love Undertale for some reason and always get upset when people call it bad in these threads so I will stop saying it's bad just so you can feel better, but I do stand by what I said, I just wont repeat it so your feelings dont get hurt
>>570192485>someone loves undertale in the undertale generalThis cannot be happening
>>570192326cuck
>>570192552>>570192552>>570192552soon to be bread
*slurps up all the yummy bait in the thread*
>>570192485nigga why are you here
>>570192464Anon... I think you're forgetting that Undertale was a MUCH shorter game than DR is
>>570192198No they aren't Bulkin, you're just retarded autistic loser manchild
>>570190131the cake is a lie!
>>570192319>safest corporate-approved picksThis is Ralsei
>>570192163>Noelle whoring herself out for the $5 in Asriel's dresserC'mon girl you can do better than that
>>570190131Realizing eating a whole cake alone is incredibly depressing
>>570192485I am uninvolved but replying to you to call you a moron, enjoy the (You)
>>570191195Claaaaaaaaassic taytay
>>570192551>>570192583I only really care for Deltarune, I played Undertale as a kid and thought it was cool but it's really just mediocre compared to how perfect Deltarune is, Undertale's cast is lacking and so is the story, only thing it has going for it is the gameplay (which is great just like Deltarune)
>>570192615Fuck i hate that i missed this when we were doing prehistoric memes
>>570192754What do you do if you don't fuck with it
>>570192741i agree with you but youre being a faggot about it :/
>>570192741so it's not a tech demo and you're actually talking about your subjective tasteyou remain a moron*shoots your dick off*
>I played Undertale as a kidThese posts always ages me
>>570193125I have to be>>570193149*it bounces on the floor and hits your penis*now we're gay and frotting, fuck you
>>570193464there are probably anons in the thread who pretended to be Sans in elementary school
I liked this drawing from the whiteboard
ASGOREFAG YOU MOTHERFUCKER KILLING THAT BEAR IS WHAT IS CRASHING THE SERVER LMAO WHY IS IT SO FUCKING BROKEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
