Previous: >>570176383>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570199802
7 and everyone in the thread leaves until they jerk off
One uma per poster this thread. Claim your trainee before someone else does.
Teio!
Do not care about your dayDo not care if you didn't get itDo not care about your shitty foodPlay umamusume
>>570200197Rice bread!
>>570200375I quit the game at the start of the month thougheverbeit
>>5702003267 and no one can cum until the next CM starts.
>>570200337AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>570200375>Play umamusumeOnce MANT ends I'll have this same enthusiasm you do.
tsurupetta supremacy
>>570200375This cunt's shitty support card ruined one of my aces and I missed A group.
Umas for me?
>>570200565Biko Pegasus
>>570200565yaeno muteki
>>570200565Grass Wonder
>>570200326but i can only jerk off to other people's trainees
>>570200375I'm out of borrows.
>>570200326I just did less than an hour ago.
I have a fever and the only cure is more WEIIIIII
>>570200320Golshi wouldn't want people to play MANT
>>570200883Air Groove is so underrated
>>570200883my husband and my wife
nyo... When are we getting more clock gibs?
>>570200915Her children are very cute
>>570200375fine motion didnt say this
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>570201005Air Slut or Slutty Groove, I don't know which sounds better
>>570201091>Way-Off Model
>>570201005uma sluts?
>>570201005Licky-chan...
>>570200962Bro, your cock management?
>wedding groove is bad for latewhat the FUCK
>>570201109Etsuko does
post something sleepy
More like Little Bitch!
kingu love and devotion
>>570201227I played the game during MANT bwo
>>570199859I got up early this morning because there was really heavy surf that washed out over the beach and destroyed the berms the city put up, leaving little ponds behind, although I've always called them lakes since I was a kid. I love when that happens. I took some pictures and video of them, and one was like a hangout for the local herons, pelicans, and seagulls. I found a driftwood 4x4 and wanted to stick it upright in the middle of the biggest lake, which was pretty long, maybe two blocks or more, but I couldn't get it to stick, so I just dragged it back home with me. That lake was deeper than I thought too, what I figured was knee-deep was closer to waist-deep, so I got a bit soaked. I felt good after walking around outside a bit and messing around in the water though, so I went home, showered off, and played Umamusume. Then I was back to my regular bad mood.
Belno's FAT tits in my mouth.
>>570201637Ok Jou
>livestreamed a career run for the club discord>danchou got mad I didn't buy glowsticksAt first I thought he was joking but he really started talking about how everyone needs to pitch in
>>570201679mambwo...
>>570200565Hishi Miracle No Reason
orenji
>>570201679mambro...?
>>570201734Is that really true, though?
have sex with your trainee
>amazing 18000 rated sweepy>all the skills, 900 stamina, 1100 power, 1000 wit>no fucking Medium S
>>570201465So did I, but Sweepy is too stupid to use clocks in MANT.
>>570202085This is kinda lewd...
Would /uma/ rather do 1 MANT run or watch my cock for 3600 seconds?
>>570201679You disrespected him in front of the whole club. If you're lucky he'll let you off with cutting off a finger, but you better do it now, before he has to ask. Otherwise...
>>570202231I'd rather lynch you and chop your dick off
>>570200326That's an ugly lesbian.
>>570201679I'm most of the time joking with glowsticks and that danchou would kill me for not running G1s in MANT, but it's funny how it could unironically be real.
>>570202485What the fuck is her problem
>>570202485>grannyEw
Im top earner and never buy glowsticks even when I have nothing else to spend on to hide my freak nolife level slightly
>>570201679>danchou forces members to do runs and prove in a livestreamThat's a danchou I can respect
>>570202061...
>>570202638>freak nolife levelHow do you still have clocks? I'm a nolifer loser like you, and even with limiting my runs to maximum 3 clocks per career/skipping clocks on g2/g3 I'm still down at 150
?!~?
>>570202638I don't know that you need to worry about that, as long as bots exist. The top earner in my club gets freaky fan counts compared to the rest of us. I don't make assumptions about the person's life though. I just figure cheating is involved.
7 and everyone jerks off to Spica trainer instead.
>>570202727Wouldn't
>Cafe's two alts are Valentines Day and WeddingWhat is Cygames trying to tell us?
>>570202817cafe is the industry plant waifu
>>570202794Yes you would
>>570202694me on the left
I always visit /x/ before going to bed
>>570202727the joke is that he meant golden week and grass (whose ass is fat) thought he meant grass wonder
Bros, I kind of don't care about Cancer Cup. It's over for me.
>>570202901>flat ass>ugly faceShit uma
>>570203028What if trainer really did mean Grass Wonder???
>>570202994Hishi Miracle
I wish they would show you the real weights of your trainees. Especially the ones that are conscious about it like McQueen.
>>570203145you just know
>>570203061ok fineretard
>>570203189They're fatasses
>>570202901stallions don't wear bloomers, stop posting lore inaccuracies
>>570203189
>>570203281>obsessing over a rich whoreSeek help
I WANNA FUCKING ROLL
>>570203342stallions are forced to wear bloomers after they do the triple tiara
>>570203097
Holy shit Riko is amazing on MANT
>>570203415Let's hear a hip hop enka ballad.
>>570203415S.maruzen soon>>570203437Orfevre is too beautiful
>>570203415The upcoming banners are shit, good months of saving.>>570203437>off-model
>>570203145what did they mean by this
>>570200338daiwa scarlet
>>570203189Mcqueen's weight was 496 kg in his last race
>>570203594why is gold ship a chestnutter
>>570203787No
ButtSweat's recruiting one slot! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, no quota, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply to this post with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>570203594is this umareal
>>570203902Fuck off
I want to sniff Spe-chan's butt
they arent sexy no no no they cant be... but shinkos hips tho and imagine how soft biko is
>>570204017>t.Ass Wonder>>570204179Ugly boyumas
>>570204179>>570204243
>>570204179stinko is sexybiko not so much
I have just made McQueen fail two careers. She gained a single cane reward from Fuji as a result. It was a pair of medium shoes. She will be proud to occasionally wear them in her new career as a retired wealthy shut-in.
>>570203896always has been
>>570204367Kill Boyumafags
>>570204531
>>570203896
>>570204605>Fuji's cum dumpster
>>5702046530YO AND ALREADY READY FOR THE COCK?
>>570202727It should've been me.
I always forget, do I need to start the run after story mode drops to get progress or can I submit my daily run at story mode drop time and it'll count?
>>570203787yaeno muteki makes my goo sticky
good night
>>570204842If you start a run and wait it will count when the story drops but without the bonus points from umas
>>570204453it started with shinko then nishino and now bikoi want to play carrot ranger with biko and let her overpower me just so she ends up on top of me
>>570204902Sniffing Dia's asshole without her permission!
>its not an editHOLY
>>570204910Thanks, good enough reason to wait because ngl I'm burnt out and just doing a run a day now so danchou doesn't kill me.
>>570205002>Kentucky She's fake as fuck
>>570205002
Any cuties around?
>>570205002I need umamilk
>>570205093hey
>Club Member mentions an earthquake taking out his powerHope he's not from the Philippines, he was the 5th highest earner and it'd be a shame if I had to kick him.
i can say with full confidence that we are finally free from agp posters
>>570205349Not quite because the second part of the puzzle, the retard replying to the gay attention whore, hasn't been banned.How do I know this? It's the fag reading this, lole
When does new event start, in 14h?
>>570205504i dun get it
Playing Opera O first timePost Opera O
>>570199802have sex with your trainee
>>570205537jordan is pokke's kid but i don't actually know what's up with the comici feel like i've never seen the two interact at all
>>570205917
>>570205978Unironically what would you do in this situation
>>570206050Surrender my human rights
>>570205978She's shit
>>570206087Ardan wouldn't do this.
>>570205978>palm of the handgiven how much I sweat that's gonna be so smudged in an hour
stupid sexy fat retard
Guys I think I'm retarded.
>>570206321
>>570206152Ardan would deliberately get trainer's cock hard
Dicta is so fucking cute I can't wait until she's in the game
>>570206042i wonder when this was madeit's got, i think that's an off-design for stego? it could be sunday. plus meno's missing, and only one kid for groove when she's up to three or so noworf and journey being considered separate from gold clan generally, reallymaybe the artist just didn't wanna bother with the rest, same with the other missing pairsalso groove's neck is fucking huge
DID YOU KNOW that in UMA MUSUMAY the T.M. clan was offiically renamed to TEMU
>>570206505
>>570206479sometime before Stego's reveal during the concert last yeari wonder which Uma will get revealed during this month's concert
[-]
>>570206612>Ugly Ryan
Do mongolians make cumis out of umamilk?
>>570206612god tiny vodka is cutei didn't know that girl was urara's dad. i wonder if they'll ever add nippo, it's a very powerful design. he did pretty well too, three g1s and a whole lotta silversi definitely forgot dober and bright were ryan's kids. i guess that's their whole neesan event in MANT
>>570206843>add nippoNo hags
Nobody likes Nice Nature fuck off.
>>570206885SEX with PEERS
>>570206838Must be nutritious
Everybody likes Nice Nature fuck her.
>>570206612Child sized stego.
>>570206952>stallion
I did my best and spawned this abomination after 12 turns of slow metabolism
>>570206850What a slut for praise
>>570207107I read that as slow masturbation
taiki's fat melons
>>570207249
>>570206624this is why ai is taking artists jobs
>>570207332fusu
>>570207391a truly competitive woman
We fucked
>>570207594No
Yes I will be rolling on the BBB banner tomorrow Beautiful blonde bombshell
>>570207683
>>570207763why would there be two of them
>>570207679i wanna see digitan with her hair down i think she'd be pretty
>>5702003267 and you gotta jork me off while dressed as teio
Hersheys chocolate smells like vomit
>>570207875Digitan is ALWAYS pretty.
>>570207820why wouldn't there be? they're separate existences
>>570207918pretty FUCKEDby me
what's it like to get your entire soul drained from your balls by an uma
>>570207918second worst racing silks in the game
>>570207953
>>570208010like melting
>>570208010Extremely painful believe it or not
>Digitanfags want to fuck THIS
>>570201517>I ran around in the mud and dragged a big stick around, good timesDog energy post. Have a great day, anon.
>>570208010kinda like when you get drained by a normal woman
>>570208020Taishin is the absolute worst. Ryan's is pretty bad too but it might be because Ryan is the one wearing them. Taiki Shuttle's racewear would be good if it weren't bright green. I put her below Digitan's for sure. Pokke's is pretty shit. Nakayama Festa would be good if not for the stupid hat. The hat is mega points down. hmmm... Well I cant argue that Digitan's racewear isn't goofy as hell... but I don't think she's second worst.
The inside of a vagina gets incredibly warm when a girl is horny.
hey
>>570208020I rather don't hate digitan's G1 silk. I don't LOVE it, but there are definitely worse
>>570208307or when they aren't dead...
ALMOND WHORE
>>570208358hey
>>570208358Honeynade
what caused the start of the ohimba era?
>flight won the dahby>digital won everything else>but tachCHUD is still the favorite child
>>570208603>ohimbawhat's ohimba
>>570208814the things spechud hates
>>570208105you're a big guy
>>570202727Why is Umamusume A with her
>>570208929https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/1991108276/
>>570208770Digitan ran a lot of races, but she has so many G1 wins across turf and dirt that it's crazy he wasn't a more acclaimed horse.
>>570206612Stego has the best family
>>570208770it's the breeding money
Mare sex
The world is a dynamic mess of jiggling things
>>570208814the opposite of this
>>570208307Digitan umanko would be very comfortable
>>570208770Some things can't be explained by science and logic. There's just something about TachyON.
Air Jihad when
>>570209463when Saudi Arabia buys Cygames
>>570209173who's that on the right?
hi bros just arrived, anything happen today?
>>570209248What does a "comfortable" umanko even mean
>>570209705warm, wet, slippy and grippy, but not too tight nor too loose. Good distribution of pressure so it doesn't feel like it chokes your base or your head too much. Snug fit, but can stretch a little to accomodate extra growth.
> Google doc I used to check to see which skills were consistent or good for team trials got nukedUhh anyone got a replacement?
>>570209024Because he's American. Even if he's JP trained, japs are still obviously biased to foreign bred horses. They rate lowly El as well despite being the strongest horse they trained before Pui.
>>570209828
>>570209835https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetrackshttps://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
STILL 1 MORE MONTH OF MANT
>>570209880I need her legend race NOW
>>570209835concentration is a must have on all umas
>>570209676community took another few steps toward completely dying
i am so sick of this game shit it's unreal
>>570209896That's not a skill ranking
>>570210142Just believe in yourself
>uma porn of mating press that only displays the dude's anusShit>uma porn with leglock, handholding, kissing, wrapping arms around neck, or a combination of all the aboveThat's the good stuff
>>570209945>1 more month left>just dropped below 150 clocksI need another clock stimulus...
Umas wouldn't leg lock baby trap you
>>570210174Can't do, I ended up taking Fighting Spirit as a recovery on Xoguri because I didn't have any info on consistency and a random google search from some faggot said "it triggers 80% of the time for me". It doesn't.
>>570210309yea picrel would just rape me (I requested it personally)
>>570210203>1 more month lefthe doesn't know...
>>570210309Very true
My clock funds only crept up after diligently hoarding them like i was told even as far back as URA. My reserve didn't dip at all, i just treaded water.Despite this I somehow went 3/4 on plats in the MANT era...
>>570210581there's so many anons that have managed to burn 1000 clocks in three months on hour-long MANT runsthey're never going to make it through l'arc
MANT proves that if umamusume was just gameplay and CMs it would be dead as fuck
>accept lvl3 fuji challenge applied>try backliner career>all clocks lost in first yearI see, so this event is heavily skewed to frontniggers again.
MANT killed my dog
CMS where you can have 90% winrate and get put into the highest rated lobby ever
>>570210783>doing high level fuji mant runsnot even frontniggers want to suffer that>0 front races>random ass backliner just zooms through youeverything can go wrong
>>570210309They would tail lock baby trap you
>>570210715Do we still have to keep a clock warchest for L'Arc after MANT is done?The only time i went measurably negative is when i was doing a bunch of emergency ace runs and getting frustrated that the ace runs kept falling into disasterif i snowball with a conservative parent run i only ever had to clock a couple of times before classic summer and typically spend no clocks after thati dunno how i would manage to burn upwards of 25 clocks a day on five borrows like this was a thing that could happen at all>>570210745I mean if we weren't just shoving past CM to CM i would be able to take the time and chill with some new uma career stories instead of having them stockpile like a video game/anime backlog...
Oissu.
>>570210876Are horse tails that strong?Unlike dog or cat tails they seem pretty weak and decorative
what uniques do I want on my xog other than nyopera's this CM?
>>570211015horse tails are only strong enough to swat fliesuma tails are as potent as the scenario demands
>>570211007
I am Curren's oniichan
What do golden borders on white sparks mean again? I forgor
>>570211037Past and Beyond...There will be so many frontrunners that even pacers might get shoved back to 5th place and in that case you'll need the extra boostSaves me some headache because all three of my aces can just use the same Dober i have even if she has a bunch of late surger whites
>>570211147bullshit and false hope thats what they mean
>>570211015Cat tail has bones from base to tip and relatively short hair, while horse tail has bones only partway down, with the rest being long hair. Umamusume tail differs from both in that it looks like it's ENTIRELY hair with no bones and often behaves accordingly, but sometimes behaves instead like it's a tentacle that is controlled by unexplained forces.
>>570211147In the sparks page during career? It means it fired during inspiration event you had before
>>570210968there's enough art of venus park (one of the scenario rivals) with clocks that people should be scared
this game isn't fun
>>570211104looks like kita-san can lift trainer with her tail (SEEEXXXX)
>>570211404
>>570202727>2 min ago>already 5k likes why is grasstore so popular
>>570211581its supposed to be cute
>>570211713Grass' trainer is a handsome ikemen and she's constantly worried and on the lookout for thieving cats (umas)
Just saw one of my edits I posted here as the thumbnail for a YouTube video.I'm not going to say what one, but to the normalfag sloptuber reading this, fuck you and get out.
>>570211782wow, so they both have ass?
Already back to my original clock count before Fuji event
>>570211581It was fun when you first started and only cared about properly raising your uma without thinking about the meta and pull schedules
>>570211581But it is cute though
>>570211783I'd be happy if someone wanted to share my edits
>>570211929I still don't think about the meta and pull schedules. Well, any more than I did when I started, at least. My 37% wr is fine because this niggas like these exist >>570210797A finals is the final stop
>>570211948matitan
>>570212035sex with mayonnaise
>My zero priority power card is landing rainbows more often than my KSB and Tosen Jordanuh huh, i understand
>>570211783I am going to go watch every sloptuber uma video now to find out what picture you might possibly be talking about
>>570212035Mayano is my second favorite vidya character named Maya
>>570211783bet the sloptuber is indian
>>570212247sex...
>>570212116I had a URA run yesterday where Cafe didn't land on stamina once before senior April.
>>570212247I need a reaction image to express my erection
>>570211782which umas have UGLY trainers
>>570211783It's me and fuck you too!
>>570212441Ardan
>>570212441Shakur's
>>570211620
>>570212441gold ship made her trainer bald from stress.
did the Confusion meme come from /uma/? i started seeing it on social media...
>>570212441Gold Shitty
>>570212560what is the confusion meme
>>570212610She gave him a makeover and now is kinda pissed off at all the attention he's getting from mob uma
>>570212441Super Creek
none of (You) are ugly, bwos
>>570212818>posts uguly crapdevious gaslight
>>570212441Dicta Striker
>>570212818Oh, they're still selling Oguri and Tama Kuripan plushies atm until the end of the week or soThey sold out of the tracksuit ones..
>>570212818True! We are all beautiful inside.
>>570213123no
>>570213143shonna...
>>570211725>>570212305Rice is cute
>>570213561
>>570213381her shoulders are too sexy, shes like pure eroticism
I wish I was Curren specifically so I could tease my trainer up to the point where he can't take it anymore and can't even think of me without getting a hard on. That's all.
>>570213381Rice sex.
>>570213715gay af miss me with that
why does Groove have such big breastsjust rude
dozo
>>570213635I want to nibble on them
>>570212818Would Ogurin wife be supportive like this or just eat all day
>>570213813but is it really gay if I wish to do it to a man, as a cute anime girl?
sex with Porn City
Oguri Crap is disgusting.
>>570214062yes
AGP is one hell of a drug
>>570214020Oguri Cap does lots of nice things. She put the star on the holiday arboreal structure and she will put a kiss on your cheek and a smile on your face in just the same way.
What happened to the brownoids shilling MANT won't kill global?
>why isn't this thread shit?just enjoy nice things
>>570214220Ogurin...!!!Would she be able to cook her trainer some food and not devour it immediately, if it was for her beloved?
This could be you.
bored as hell tired as hellstill can't work up the energy to do a MANT run
>>570214362That's pushing it. I think that she would probably devour some of it, but that she would cook extra to compensate. Maybe.
>>570214432Ogurin's half eaten food is okay
>>570214383that's okay
okay but what is the cord sticking out of Ogurin's Opantsu
>>570214064love when artists lean into the age-gap relationship toreshichi have
>>570214472>oguri's half eaten foodbold of you to assume she'd leave anything behindwhat would happen is that she'd keep trying to make extra and then also keep eating everything over and over again, unknowingly training her stomach and gaining weight
Oguri would eat her foal.
>>570214367what if i don't want it to be me/
>>570214705now you're getting into it
>>570214367Sirius is incapable of raping anyone after what happened to her in the chilly autumn of '86
>>570214693I'd pat Oguri on the butt for trying her best
>>570212947What the fuck, but I look like him
>>570214746Mambo mentioned!!!
>>570212441Jani Tore isn't handsome.
>>570214527A THONG SHE'S WEARING A FUCKING THONG
Umas for this feel?
>>570214907no one would "bully" fat ugly and balding ojisans
waheygood morning
>>570215031gross, why cant ai not write sadism (small hat) porn?
>>570212441Ruby's trainer has extremely low self esteem - probably not handsomeSilly symboli deliberately picked the weakest, most pathetic trainer she could find - probably not handsome (but maybe he cute)if gold city's trainer was handsome she WOULD 100% slip in something like "you only have your looks..." between her insults, she doesntMaruzensky complains about getting rejected by everyone else then asks you out last, this means you are either very old or not handsome
>>570215054I mean those are prime bully material for youngins.
>>570215121QUICK I'M DYING AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE WEIIIIII
>>570214907you just wanted an excuse to post jani
>>570215186
>>570215020I DON'T MEAN THE THONG
>>570215225correct
What is agp
>>570215236retractable charging cable
>>570215054But that's their target....
>>570215296a gay pony
>>570205002is it me or they look bigger in this costume than og?
>>570215175>Silly symboli deliberately picked the weakest, most pathetic trainer she could find -silly bros....
>>570215338These girls groom older men like me who are well off in life... It's difficult...
>>570215236Emergency release cord
>>570215175Shichi makes you pretty
Oguri wears a thong
>>570215186https://youtu.be/ZKeNTokpbaw?t=139 here is your wei wei
>>570215236>>570215394that's her insulin pump
do NOT trust an uma that says wei
>>570215175Any more you can think of
>>570215175Maya trainer is a fat old balding ojiisan
>>570215438Oguri love
>>570215534I'm not old!
>>570215630Maya trainer is a fat balding pedo ojiisan
bad time to be posting oguri propagandawe will be hating her until hogs fall out of the meta.
>>570215668WTF!
>>570215725
You guys don't really hate Ogurin, right? She's so adorable you can't hate her even if she rapes your team.
>>570200197Doto-san...I kneel
>>570215795Still want to have sex with her
>>570215846>late
What do you guys think about Straight Descent for the next CM? Would you take it over Head On?It seems like it might be a decent gamble skill, both the start of the race and the late race are on down hills, so it has a chance of providing GW value too.
>>570215846Same happened to meMy SS+ Oguri ended 9th somehow
>>570215523falco's trainer is probably decently handsome since she assumes he'll cuck her after he's done with her career
>>570216009I'd take both if possible
>>570216009It's good because it's cheap, but if I had to choose I'd take Head-on over it.
>>570215534NOOOO TORENA DONT MAKE MAYA AWARE SHE CAN OUTPOWER YOU
>>570216073It's overpower, esl broOutmuscle technically works too
>>570215795She bores me.
How many pulls we dropping on Tachyon banner bwosIs 400 the agreed upon number?
>>570216201You ideally want mlb Tach and 2lb LH. Obviously MLB Tach and any amount of LH copies after 400 pulls is good, but to get those ideal numbers you might have to do 600
>>570216201We agreed on 600 bwo
>>570216201i'm pulling until 1LB light hello corner cutting is fun
>>570216137>t.
Never forget
>>570216201nyes
>>570216073Getting overpowered by cute and tiny umas...
>>570216349Me on the left~~
>>570216286Why not 400 and crystals?Is there a reason you wouldnt do that? You should have plenty of time to save up more crystals for Ramonu and Pasa right?
>>570216349>>570215534I'm stronger than my trainee
>>570216436I mean it depends on how many copies you get. If you have 3LB Tach after 400 pulls then yeah pop a crystal and be done with it. If you need 2+ more copies then you should be dumping another 200 pulls
>>570216436because rng what kind of question is this
>>570216443>we've gone from cyclops to noclops
just got a turn 3 charming, surely this run will be good
>>570216137Thanks gwo
>>570216513>what kind of question is thisI dont know much about upcoming banners other than Ramonu and Pasa so I dont know if people would use crystals to complement pulls on other banners, Speed Maru I guess?
>>570216325I look like this
>>570216009Bro why are you having sp trouble with pacekeks, they're not fronts. My ug2 hoguri doesn't even need fast learner to buy out all the pace skills even when running a 6 ssr deck
>>570215795I think Oguri posters are cute but game Oguri is very boring
>>570216664
>>570216349W.C. Bouquetd'or
>>570216616Ramonu and Pasa are the ones you would rather use crystals on probably, yeah. But also 2027 is when we'll start seeing more mandatory supoka pulls, so saving crystals to have more rng protection when we start getting squeezed is nice. Obivously very possible someone hoards to the point where they stop having fun and then just quits, but thats why I'd prefer to be a bit more conservative with them and not use multiple on the same card
UG2 or 3 are still f2poor rank albeit
>>570216443oh nyo oguri lost her glasses
>>570216752Would you shit and piss in your trainee's mouth, /uma/?
>>570216671I think Curren is very cute and I love her devious personality.But I don't like Curren slut posting...
>>570216823Why would they make one uma just the perfect wife. What was their goal
>>570216201I'm really tempted to only do 200.I feel like if I get a decent LH, I can get through GL with KSB as my only SSR speed. Obviously once L'arc hits I'll be good with Pasa+KSB.Its just GM that has me worried, since I wont have my borrow slot available. That scenario will be rough with just KSB.
>>570216862maybe a golden(haha) shower if she asked scat is a hard NO
>>570216862Of course.Curren already told me that she's used to that from all her fan appreciation events.
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>570216201However many I have left after sexoship (forma de hatless)
>>570216953You will hate yourself if you only have KSBJust get Tach man
>>570216792her eyes have become mouthsto better feast on the delicacies of lifefor that is all she sees
>>570216863same
dokidoki
TAKARAZUKA KINEN GATES
>>570217080what time does the race start
>>570216886Her body is too rude and obscene
>>570217080is 17 good or bad
>>570216953My friend. If you don’t have 3 strong speed cards once next scenario starts don’t even bother rolling just for light hello
>>570217105look at the image again15:40 JST
>>570217186
>>570217176Thanks bwo
>>570216436I used my crystals on KSB and Creek, I need to save for Ramonu and Pasa. If I don't get Tachy MLBd after 2 pity then I'll deal with my bricked account.
umamusumes open leg and fuck
new cryer
We're pulling for Wit Teio, right?
>>570217306No, why would I
>>570217306Yeah
>>570217306we're getting free rolls so yeah
>>570217306whale card
>>570217358Any post with this oguri image is untrustworthy
>>570217306The whale card you want is Oguri Cap for its effect
I will never see ogurin as sexy
>>570217508Is 5 initial friendship even meaningful at all. I’m happy we have foresight and know what’s good and what isn’t. Imagine this shit going blind
>>5702176355 friendship is one training.
>>570217665one training is 7 isnt it? 5 is what you get from events
>>570217635It's 1 training on all your cards, you want to start rainbows ASAP so it helps, but it's a whale card, as a F2P you would never pull the card.
Ines Fujin
inesexy fujinsexy
>>570217239She looks like she sucks my cock.
>>570217156The 3 speed card meta for GL is a gaslight.KSB and borrowed Tachyon will be enough.
I fell for the wit finemo gaslight so I'm not trusting you niggers ever again
Good morning bros
>>570217796And this?
>>570217872in GL you can buy specialty priority at the token shop trust the plan she will be good there
>>570217895Asking for anal.
>>570217872It's honestly fucked that so many of you fags pulled FM as a non-pace trainer.
>>570217895looks like she leglocks
>>570217080PLEASE BE AN UPSET
>>570217872what was the gaslight? She's really good and in every one of my decks
>3 wit cards>7 turns of no wit rainbows
>>570217858>gaslight speed cap is increased, and training after 1200 threshold is halved. You are not capping with 2 speed cardswhat are you on
>>570217858Ok then what do you do in GM if you only have Kitasan
>thinken of making S.maru for cm15>what if i go all in on mid race, use operation cacao to trigger S.marus ult>and then have festive miracle triggered by triple 7 as speed carryover with angling>tfw have to somehow get groundwork from inspiration, get groundwork combo, get a 3rd unique from inspiration, get a 3rd heal mid career, get the aptitude inspiration, and get the statsuhhhwhats an easier ace to make
>>570218030drop cacao and get A&S + festive miracle
>>570218030you do not need festive
>>570218027You feed your umas to the whales
not quite there yet but I'm starting to understand how LoL players feel keep playing something that actively makes you miserable
>>570216436The sped up gibs/events made it so you get a full crystal every 3-4 months rather than it looking like you got one every 6 months when they first came out on global. So you can, but getting <4 full crystals a year, it's up to you to determine how you value them.>>570217270I've only used one rainbow crystal and that was after the Kitasan rerun went terribly, and I had to get some human rights to get her from 2LB to 3LB. One part it's good enough there, and another part that if I luckshit another copy from something like the monthly 2*+ tickets from the shop and I already capped her, I'd feel like absolute shit for wasting something that valuable if she capped only through crystals. Find good breaking points in a card and you may need to find compromises, just hope you don't have to suffer for an entire scenario for it.
>>570218030smaru comes with 3 heals all on her ownsimply bring falco
>>570217939>>570217931She leg locks during anal (lewd girl)
>>570218173there are no quitters in umamusume. Have you been reading the stories at all
Can we all appreciate Curren right now?
>>570218221She's practising for the real thing...
>>570218191I started playing during first anni and have 1 crystal already
>>570218341I'm not a fan.
>>570218339yeah and there are lots of quitters, they're just unnamed npcs
>>570218219oh yeah i forgot she already has 3 healsi dont have falco>>570218071>>570218106who do i believe
Verxina makes me laugh
>>570218470festive prevents you from getting run down by hogurisno festive lets you go harded on midrace to fight other fronts
>>570218508gentil don't be mean
>>570218341I will on the last CM of MANTblazer.
>>570218339I only read the ikusei stories
>>570218508Verxina makes me horny
>>570218403now you understand
>>570218470I answered "drop cacao" since I thought you're intentionally going for the festive miracle meme. drop both and just get A&S + affinity stick like a normal person
I'm so fucking sick and tired of MANT bwos the writing has been getting so stale, repetitive and BORINGthere's literally nothing to do but the endless gameplay loop sunk-cost fallacy won't let me uninstall and play other games I genuinely want to DIE
No time to die yet, bwo, she's coming out tomorrow.
two more months!
>>570218339>there are no quitters in umamusume.BWOETSUKO'S SHITTY MANT IDEA AND STORY HAPPENED BECAUSE OF ONE QUITTER
>>570219251Is she any good?
>>570219251we are hoarding, cygay shill
>>570219251those juicy taiki breasteses are far too stiff
>MANT isn't even halfway overwhy even live
the duality of jewtuber
>>570219442only 20 more weeks...
>>570219443>vor 2 smoochen
Why is this game so popular with men despite the target audience being lesbian women? It fucks up my mood that none of the characters like men or will have normal families
holy sparks
>>570219443>do notHave they considered that people might actually want to play the game for the next four months?
There's so many umas targeting only women: Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren, Ardan etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
this is like a cuckoldry fetish thing isn't it
>>570219656Quite the opposite
So slow, do I just cum back later?
>>570219443I’m gonna listen to the man with the better thumbnail
non-ikusei events aren't canon
>>570219753If you're going to cum on their back, make sure you don't get it in their hair
>>570219753do your MANT runs
>>570219753i'll cum on your back right now
>>570219317First instance of an ult that gives current speed so you can see Taiki do a little teleport. Don't think it's as "if losing, win" as Pulse is especially as an inherit, but it's fun. Do keep in mind Camping Taiki is stronk by having 30% power growth, so you'll be needing really good speed hits for her.>>570219425She's just shy because it's early! Still 11 hours before she drops on global.
Non-Matikane
>>570219753>So slowThis is a good thing
>>570219770which one
>>570219753I'm gaming gomen
I need big titty taiki already
>>570219969top one obviously
I'm still doing lvl 5 fuji even though I'm done with it because i need the cocks.
>>570220002she needs my dick inside her
remember to always gamble
>>570220038she needs my dick inside her
>>570219753it's over MANT finally killed global EoS soon
>>570220345No she doesn't
>>570220419That'd be nice
>>570220425and she needs my tongue in her mouth sucking her salvia
>>570220425there's enough for you too big boy, no need to be jealous
>>570219443>he got kidnapped by Flash
>>570219753Yeppers. All the forced sister dramas will happen later
the debut races have been filled with runnersI will be doing my usual write-up either later today or tomorrow.
>waste TP for Fuji Kiseki event>3(THREE) back to back acupuncture without fail>ace runns>maybe one out of 20 runs and it'll fail I hate you Cygames
>>570219443>so this is agnes tachyon>yes>and this is the next good speed card, el condor pasa>yea>which is 8 months after tachyon>yup>and there are no other good speed cards releasing after tachyon>yea>so you will use tachyon for 8 months>no it lasts 4
thread is going so fast nobody will notice you're gay
7 and everyone notices you're gay
what's that jp site with the training number cruncher? the uma.moe one is too vibecoded for me
taishin testooooo~
you're both gay
I'm bisexual probablydoes it matter if I'll never have sex anyway
>>570221001I mean Pokke technically releases in between those twoBut yeah just roll on Tachyon
I too am in this thread. (and also gay but that's irrelevant right now)
>last borrow>Medium Soh shit oh fuck
>>570220940Just noticed that one of my POG picks will be running this Saturday and is predicted to be the favouriteCome on Mea Gloria! I believe in you!
>>570221106GamewithjpOn my phone so I cant give you the exact link/submenu that has the training sim sorry
>>570221115Translator's Note: Taishin means plan
>>570221001what about summer maruzen whore card
>>570221378https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210thanks anon
>>570221157that's between you and your waifu unless you're a bottom
>>570220940>>570221363Tell me your predictions so I can bet on them and blame you if I lose
>>570220038We need small titty taiki
>full 18* medium spark parents on nishino flower for cm15>basically guaranteed med Si don't even care that her ult does not work
how much stamina do I need for this cm?
>>570221615>unless you're a bottomokay so what then in this case
MOST NORMAL PARENT/FARM RUN INSPIRATION
>>570221725she needs my dick inside her
wtf swepy died......
Is sex with Kingu also first rate?
>>570221908like 6 years ago bro
>Chrono is half frenchwtf why are frogs cute
>>570221946Sorry anon Taiki is way cuter.
God, all my blues are shit.
Machan is so fat
>>570221980frogs are not cute, only Chrono
>Croix du Nord has a good gate this TakarazukaPLEASE GOD, MAKE HIM LOSE, FOR THE SAKE OF HIS FATHER'S BALLS
>>570221980AIIIEEE DON'T DOX ME
>>570222173you sure?
>>570222173
which way torena
>>570222275she reminds me of Teio so I hate her>>570222317
>>570222275>>570222317venuscord...
>>570221946>>570222165relations of the sexual variety with both of these females
>>570221776who's your waifu? it might be ok
>>570222275>>570222317None of you are real
>>570222275>>570222317
>>570222345Me watching Creek be sexually bullied by Sweepy
>>570221639Saturday:Tokyo:R5 - UtahliteR6 - Forever Blue Hanshin:R5 - Mea GloriaR6 - UndineHakodate:R5 - Daimei Big Boss Sunday:Tokyo:R4 - Schnell Asteria/High TractionR5 - Bell Wood Deep/Red InsightHanshin:R5 - IncarnataHakodate:R5 - Take Care/Scherzo Tesoro
>>570222345Left is for fugs and right is for hugs.
>>570222461
>>570222424Thanks bwo time to make me rich or broke
>>570222345Weirdly enough I prefer the sukumizu that Creek is wearing
>>570221001>>570219443People wont survive without Tachyon, anons should MLB them bothWhat a proper deck in the future looks like>MLB speed Kitasan>MLB speed Tachyon>MLB speed El>MLB wit Fine Motion>MLB wit Ramonu>Borrowed MLB Scenario cardStat cap will increase starting next scenario
Okay but I really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really relaly realy relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
We are fans of Curren Chan
>>570222568>People wont survive without Tachyon, anons should MLB them bothi remember reading this exact sentence about FM
>>570222568>MLB FineI'm already done for
>>570222353both are equally cute
>>570222682>>570222693Stat gain past 1200 will be halved you need as much speed gains as possible.to reach 1600
>>570222665It's her voice that really gets me.
oisuuu nice nature deeesu
>>570222665
>>570222786teio and stinky teio
Still in bloomers is so cute
>>570222693Last chance would be on August thats together with Maruzensky speed for fronts or just use your 0.5, 1st anni, 1.5 anni selectors on Fine Motion
how is your f2p btw cope lasting
>>570222501
>>570222831Sattsun being announced for Stego is what roped me back in to really playing Uma again, but Stego is just perfect on top of having such a good voice.
>>570222926>Still [...] is so cuteTrue.
>>570222926Horny Still
>>570222985I was never f2p, but I saved any money spent for the special carat deals they put out and that's it.
>>570223078You just don't expect such a small girl to have such an insane voice like that. Fell In love instantly desu.
>>570223104This is an oxymoron as Still is always horny.
good morningreally feel like giving teio a go after seeing some random rice performmoving past and barcarole sounds decent with nsm on toppulse and barcarole could work too but a bit too greedy I thinkeither way I already have decent parents so no need to waste borrows on this idea>>570222926>>570223104stop posting these pics of me
>>570223205She's pure...
>>570223078Stego clan has the best VAs
how much longer till we have a new scenariois the next CM the last CM for trackblazer?
At least with the Kiseki event I can get claw machine again from recreation >>57022298550% plat and 50% MANT CM winsbretty good
>>570222802>1600I can't wait for globalniggers to realize that even JPfags didn't go for this because there's not enough fucking turns in the game to reach 1600 aside from shorter tracks
>>570223205That's not an oxy moron that's just redundant.
>>570223070I don't like this because the artist forgot to give Tachyon a tail
Shaved cock and balls today, shits nice
>>570223337Rare Doto expression
>>570223246"Pure".. Sure, whatever you say.https://files.catbox.moe/ehg07g.jpg
>>570222786For the L'arc scenario which accels work to not lose to the frogs and Kingu's dad?
>>570223337>>570223476These are fine additions to my collection I have had few additions to my collection since MANT dropped
Brianfags are getting too uppity lately
>>570223719All I said was that you have a strong umanko
>>570223235Teio steppu will never activate
>>570223719Seiba uma...
>>570223829how come? I still don't get 100% how it works
>>570223914They do say that people change drastically after their first time.
She never goofs up
Akebonos trainer must be a fatass since he never once complains or has trouble eating uma-sized amounts of food
>>570224043post IT
>>570223914
>>570223810post uma sexo
>>570223990I wonder how much I'll change...
>>570224180I bet Stego would enjoy being choked
boysex
what did Falco mean by this
>>570224474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnHVFsGNSY
>>570224527Light Hello... is evil?
Light Hello is dangerous
>>570224435Shakur is not that big.
More like Shart Poop-co
>>570224652
>>570223235>pics of meProof?
>>570224747Do you remember who her roommate is
>>570224815
>>570224895Oh right that fat cow
>world cup starts todayHuh?I thought it was in like 3-4 daysWhich team would your trainee suport?
>>570224985>>world cup starts todayim ready for the shitshow to begin
>>570224929rude
>>570223283pls respondor ill post cock
>>570225036Its most likely smaller than mine so I dont care
Gold Shittiness could be fixed instantly if she was a mare
nobody respond to him i need to see it
>>570225024Umamusume? More like ushimoosume
>>570224985The good matches start after the group stage
I'm more and more confident what difficulty of the races in career is predetermined prestart by some hidden random variable.Late surgers cannot be so fucked up. Xoguri lost half of the races, no matter the skills, it's Kiseki lvl3 challenge, but still, I'm sure there is additional factor involved.
>>570224920What did Shiraoki-sama mean by this?
>>570223283soon, but you'll still be running mant for the entirety of the next scenario anywayyes
im so fucked up
>>570225342Why do you say that?
>>570225505i can never look at kigs the same way after what danchou did to me...
>>570225356pasa might actually be sexy...
3 DAYS UNTIL CROIX JOBS
>>570225160>some hidden random variable.The seed
>>570225602almond bros...
I'm more interested to Lovcen jobbing at the Kikukasho tbdesu
I've done nothing but play URA for the last week, I need to remember how TB works
I want Finger to win the dirt triple crown
I want to finger crown
I want Dia to finger me
>>570226179
I want Finger
>>570225157There are some good ones like Brazil Morocco or Netherlands Japan
>>570225878Danchou, rape this man.
>>570225841we're putting you down
>>570225796Cute Journey
>>570225657>>570225356Tits too fat and saggy
HASHIREEEEEEE somethingBLOW my GAAAAAAAAY
>>570226573what the fuck is Dia's problem
sluttono diamondo
>>570226727I don't like it when artists draw umas like they're eye raping you, makes me feel anxious
>>570226872Umm...did Bourbon gain a little baby fat...
I can't concentrate
>>570226872eat my ninjin, Bourbon
>>570223652I had some as well but didn't screenshot sadly. Wasn't able to get their own plushie
Is it AGP hours again
I need more borrows
It's THEM
Its always AGP hours
>>570224985My dumbass thought that logo was /jp/'s and realized the connection I MAY BE STUPID
>>570227189I KNEEL
>>570227259fun fact they actually made the blue lock mangaka design the new japan kits I think or something like that or maybe it was just promotional thing
>>570227132the Ardan, Teio and Chiyono ones aren't here yet, so probably not
>>570227189wtf how do they get them so fast!?
Yae
>>570227615what do you mean?
>>570227189how fat is ebayan in this game
>>570227784no
>>570227784no that's not Yae please stop that
>>570227861The weight of horses is shown when they go into training as a 2YO so you will have to wait with that question until then
>>570224985
>>570227784bam
>>570228016Curren is pure
>>570226553Delicious sag. I bet their milk is rich and creamy.
>>570228261pure sex
>>570228261Pure slut
>>570228371Bachiguu
>>570228517DAMN Curren has alla THAT?
>twinkle shopDanchou...
>out of clocks already>its vodka in victoria mileits so fucking over
>>570229000rip
Roughly how long has Machitan been called Mambo? I'm pretty sure it started a few years before EN launched.
>>570229000Buy skills
thoughts?
>>570229231None.
>>570229000>Vodka>Nishino>Doberwhat's up with mares being a menace in this scenario
>>570229231None
>>570229231Sex.
>>570229000it looked like vodka didnt trigger nsmlucky
>>570229280>in this scenario
>>570229231none
>>570229231life sucks and then you die
Finally got thisstill missing Fukushima and Kokura
>>570229231saving them for next thread
>>570229547brat sex
>>570229547perky little nips
I can bake now at page 8 or do we use up the images first? If someone else wants to bake feel free to.
>>570229775go for it bwo
>>570229354So much vitamin C...
>>570229775kinda lazy today, I think baking right now would be fine
>>570229547Crispy human made lines yummers
>>570229815>>570229836Got it>>570229909>>570229909>>570229909
>>570228139Biwa cabeza de chancho
