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What if Dess finds a misterious cock
How well did Matpat's Deltarune video from 2018 age?
>>570226656no, it happens only in the sword route
What If SPAMTON Was Born With ULTRA INSTINCT?
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>570226789What do you mean age? That was like last year.Oh...Oh god...
>>570226651Hooman!
>>570226651Chapter 2 era /utg/ veterans getting PTSD seeing the OP image
question that is maybe offtopic butwould calling someone a lowtier(faveposter) be a funny insult or nahexample... would me saying "hello lowtiercharafan" be funny or insulting or anything?
Sophistication!Elegance!Loyalty!TASQUEFAG!
What a fat retarded clown person.His dad fucks dead deer.
>>570226995These scars will never heal.
A Tasque with no futa cock is like a Spamton without wings
>>570227149neither will hers
>>570226996your problem is that you care what people offended by such an ''insult'' think of you. People that are, aren't worthy of your goodwill. >>570227138t. renter instead homeowner
I'd rather have a Tasque take a diarhea dump in my ear
>>570227165fax brother
By the end of Deltarune the people who played SURVEY_PROGRAM when it came out and the people who play Chapter 7 will be a generation apart
>>570227191...Should've seen that coming.
>>570227302look up ''tsar bomba shell size comparisson'' is that your ultimate goal? could you stuff that up your backdoor? as we saw how huge your dildo is.
>>570226996what is a hightierhuman to a lowtierfave?
>>570227539lmao
>>570226995Me, the somewhat average IQ poster, filters all kingfag posts and shit
I could really use a drawing of Tanto in period blood rn
>>570227653Pedophiles have below average IQ and were probably dropped on their heads as children
>>570227527eehhh... i kinda reached the point where i know for sure 12 inches is my limit and that any attempt at more than that is an unchill experience
His mom “nagwench” still cooks his meals for him but despite his severe mental handicaps tasquefat still manages to find a way to AI generate incredibly retarded stories about Spyro the Dragon.
chapter 5 leak
>>570227757they got the ''cute'' and ''hot'' wires crossed in their brains. thats why so many also abuse cute animals. >>570227805unfortunate, I wanted to load you up with hydrazine so you can go to space :<
>>570226651Any one knows the minimum possible amount of recruits? Are Lanino and Elnina mandatory?
>>570226651Whos the guy holding Queen? Lancerswap?
>Oh hey, the arg updated, might aswell check the twitterites reaction to the new-
>>570227653>implying you aren’t one of the kingy wingy spammers I hope your local judge is rubber stamping the dossier on you soon for a warrant.
>>570228015ahh, the answer to the ARG was Little St James
>>570228015why did you do this, /utg/
Weird route Noelle is gonna end up like this, she will start beating up innocent people just for funhttps://files.catbox.moe/s48bot.mp4
>>570228096fave tulpa told me to
>>570228114LMAO
>>570228015Who the fuck is this retard?
>>570228015what arg?
>>570228015Grok generated thousands of child porn pics a day and Twitterers are shocked when the chils porn app has child porn on it.Said Milk Looker
>>570228047You have a bad habit of explicitly stating the things that you accuse others of, and also getting yourself IP wiped. You should work on that
>>570228015that guy wants gooseworx to commit suicide because he didn't like the tadc ending lol
I'm quickly learning some goat characters have waaaaay better posters than others
>>570228270>>>/co/
how do i numb the creeping sense of dread that my preferred ship won't happen in ch5
>>570228328<3
>unbothered
>>570228424Glad we could all agree that Ralsei posters are da best. I wouldn't mind there being more shota gota posters but that's just how it be
>>570228260Nice rock patrick
>>570228428You seem very bothered actually.
>>570228424Not even fucking close everybody I've seen post Ralsei is a retarded spammer
>>570228516You think I've been staying in this fandom for a year like you psychopaths?
>>570228402when has canon ever mattered, the fandom will continue to produce fanart of the ship
I thought Chapter 5 announcement would make me want to stay here for a while again but I'm already bored
>>570228516How did I never realize the joke is that Patrick literally lives under a rock holy fuck
>>570228114Someone should rotoscope noelle and Kris
>>570228603Do i expect someone in the general to be aware of an arg that got updated today? Yeah retard.
>>570228047"dossier", what a strange word choice
>>570228624I don’t want them to take the easy way out, I want the system to protect society from people like him. Put him on display in a very public way.
>>570228603Wow anon would you like a good boy star sticker so everyone knows how quirky and unique and different you are from everyone else here? It's hard to tell from just a glance
soon we're going to enjoy the last wait
>>570228684start causing trouble
STOP FIGHTING AND BE QUIET
>>570228114murderbabe attacking randoms on the street late at night
>>570228790Yeah at least I'm differentiating myself from people who answer questions with insults, fagtroid.
>>570228848
>>570228742It’s a thread meme you dip.
>>570228952The dossier is not a laughing matter at all.
so next correspondence is June 23?
>>570228015I know nothing about this person but going through his replies he's so stubbornly autistic, there are people who hate him are equally autistic, i feel autistic for seeking this out and digging deeper
>>570228114deer are such fucking assholes, theyre like olympic gymnast rats and they scrap with you for just being near their spawn.such horseshit man, everyone gives deer credit because strictly speaking, Moose are fucking cool and everyone wishes they lived near Moose
Who's launching the next Crusade?
>>570229005It is when talking about that .pdf going to jail, the idea of that happening is really funny actually.
Suselle is gonna be canon isn't it.No twist, no drama, just straight up what it looks like it's gonna be.I'm just gonna trust it's gonna happen cause why even have hope at this point.
>>570229069i hope Dess is inexplicably a moose instead of a deer
>>570228952Thats not a common word. Ive never heard anyone say it.
>>570228114This is Noelle showing what she learned from Dess
>>570229180lol I remember that day so long ago.Like tears in the rain, little moments lost to time.
>>570228508i'm sorry but i will probably never change my faveing preference between child asriel vs adult asriel, it will always be adultasriel number one in that debate, because let us be real here, adultasriel made alot of people gay for him and it was probably not only me that got emotional and cried when they played that asrielhyperdeath bossbattle for the first time, i have like a spiritual connection to goats because of the asriel boss battle and everything asriel related in undertale, despite all the years that have passed since i played undertale the mind and body still remembers things of this magnitude. <3
>>570229096unalive your shelf
Guys what if deltarune isnt at the direct
>>570228885It happened to the cyber city darkners
>>570228114guys lucky he had a helmet, for some reason Deer actually have claws under those things that will poke your eye out
I've spent too much time on /utg/, I say 'added to the dossier' and 'very telling ' IRL
>>570229134Toby needs to deliver Suselle to get away with Kress
>>570228594spamming the good shit is a positive thing though
>>570229347You really don’t like being called a .pdf huh?
>>570229134It can really go either way and it depends entirely on Kris
>>570229461i started shouting the phrase i ritual post here irl.........
>>570229496Why are you so afraid to say the word pedo doomie
>>570229335Yeah that's fine, I would never want someone to post a different fave for my sake. You just keep on being based... and gote pilled
>>570229092me, on tobyverse themed goat ass
Yes waiter I'll have a dossier salad with a side of telly and a bigot tower on the rocks
>>570229410What gets me is that the deer was even trying to bite him kekDidn't look like it was able to but I imagine a bite from them can be really nasty
>>570229589.pdf sounds more annoying and childish which is appropriate given what they post.It’s funny because they like using retarded baby speak like “shote” to describe children.
>>570229651Cordon Bleu For Me
>>570229461lmao grim
less kiddie diddlers more old enjoyers like carolfags and asgorefags
>>570229856Gigabased
>>570229665Yeah the bacteria in deer saliva is completely foreign to humans so that shit can fuck you up for a while if you dont clean it outlike Ratsgiant Rats
How will toby make amends with the latin american community?
>>570229598<3!
>>570230008Go to jail .pdf
>>570229976I think you should marry and reproduce
>>570229945guys makes millions of dollars and can't just hire someone to faithfully translate the game for him. I call bullshit, he knows how the localization process works so he knows the right people can make his shit work in any language.
>570230008doomer-coded post
>>570229945Toby should make like Japan and get punched out by a Brazilian Jujitsu master
>>570229707That's a shame, Asriel. It's alwaysbtragic when someone's life is taken so young. Unfortunately, however, he argued against gun control by saying it was "worth it to have some gun violence" every year and was in the process of brushing off the dozens of school shootings that happen every year by deflecting to "gang violence" (a common dogwhistle for far right commentators) when he was shot.If anything, Asriel, by downplaying gun violence and saying it was "worth it" and being shot, he lost his own argument, in a tragically ironic way. He was a victim of his own ideology.
>>570229734Keep this cucked tiktok speech out of /utg/
>>570229856This general would be so damn based if the gotefags could contribute like they do. Imagine that shit.
>>570230074Youre attracted to kids faggot. Leave me alone.Humans are so fucking weird.
>>570230285someone tried to post venusian alphys and some fag went "No, not like that!"
did you know that a goat is a kid
Undertale!
>>570230589Wasnt it undertail? Mandela effect?
I'm telling you, lesser characterfags would buckle under the pressure of some guy samefagging all day and night. Gotefriends are some of the few who can handle it
My prediction is that Asgorefags are going to crash out regardless of what happens in chapter 5 because he is NEVER getting Toriel back.
>furry game about a lost kid being approached by weird individuals and the moral is that you should interact with them and do whatever they want and not react violentlyMight as well have been made by jevacation
i should paint
Good morning I woke up thinking of Kris raping the vessel with their penis, do you guys think the vessel will ACTUALLY matter or was it just a red herring? I know the data is saved but it can very well just be saved for nothing or a quick 5 second gag, I'm worried we won't get a vessel fight
>>570230803I am not underage so I dont get the reference, sorry
Things weve seemingly forgotten >picrel>charred bla bla jealousy inferno>twisted sword>onionsan boss fight
>>570230762I dont really care. Toriel and Asgore were never really a good couple, and Kris doesnt deserve to have an intact family.
>>570230676Do you honestly think nobody notices you retards spamming 3x harder whenever people post something you don't like?
>>570230868100% red herring, if it mattered itd have been brought up by now like dess has been
Man we're not even 200 posts in and the thread is already sucking bigtime shityaaaaayyyy....
>>570230868Rouxls will use it during the Weird Route, screenshot this
>>570231024Retard, how and where wouldve it came up? Were still in in universe. We haven't done any gastery 4th wallesque bullshit. The vessel is like, your game character. There is no room for it to be mentioned, acknowledged, called upon, or used yet.
>>570231081sorry
>>570231081Dumb Doeposter
/utg/ lost its spark.
>>570230868We're going to fight it during Chapter 7 and It's going to freaking play No More Nuzzles and then be followed up with Penumbra Phantasm and It'll be freaking awesome!!!!
>>570230762Nah, that's what fanfiction is for. I just hope he's able to move on from his understandable but unhealthy obsession and rebuild his life, even if it's not like how it was before the [[hyperlink blocked]] with Dess happened.
/utg/ lost its plap
I WILL HAVE MY FUCKING DELTARUNE.
>>570230762i just hope the common speculation that "oh he's gonna go into a rage and attack kris and be the boss!" doesn't come to pass. feels so wildly out of character for himjust feels like it would drop his plan that was hinted at in Chapter 4 in favor of him just going nuts because a skeleton is banging his ex
>>570231446Dont infect this general with references to that pedophiles lesser rpg maker cancer.
>thinking that anything not related to the holiday family will matter at this point
>>570231024Vessel is 100% coming back, Thrash Machine is all the evidence I need.
How Castle Town Became Poorer Than Mississippi
>>570230868Kris' thoner.........
>>570231551I'll post whatever I want, biatch.
OUR CONNECTION.PULSING.BURGEONING.
>>570231728We're not doing the thoner boner goner bit again stop it
I definitely didn’t miss gastertards but I barely noticed when they left at least.
>>570231968Ok... I'm sorry...
>>570232017very fitting for the character
>>570231872OUR CONNECTION.HARDENING.THROBBING.
>>570231505I think the Gerson hint about the field burning in jealousy is what make people think about that, they see Asgore has a motive for jealousy if the Jitterbug gets any more serious, but I think you're right that in a vacuum it feels like a big swing, and I think the jealousy belongs to someone else, maybe whatever darkner rules the field of pink and gold who wants to enable Asgore's obsession or something like that.
>>570231968in my defense thats the only funny bit of worldplay ive done all year and im happy to see it 12 hours later LMAO
>Artists drew Mettaton with five fingers instead of fourAlso does Tenna actually have five fingers lmao
Who else is excited for that FAGGOT Toby Fox to hide the 5th forgotten man egg behind a Tsuchinoko area that has a 1/100 chance to spawn in a random fucking hallway? It's definitely so fun to be forced to replay the entire chapter because you can't access that area after you beat it!
>>570232017Stay mad, pussyboy.
>>570232325What a secondary
>>570230762I don't want him to get Toriel back at all, he would unironically be better off with Alphys or Mad Mew Mew.I just hope Toby finally stops with the unfunny unwarranted humiliations.
>>570232438Not mad, just surprised how little impact your posts make considering the tryhard nature of them.
>>570232438Gaster actually said this to Spamton, fucked up.
>>570232359>not getting them all on your first runfake fan
>>570232529Spamton cuntboy confirmed!? Zamn!
>>570230868Trust the plan, our moment will come.
>>570226995annoying as she could be, i wonder if she's doing okay
>>570230676Hoomanbros can do it as well. We're strong.
>>570230927So much of the stuff revealed in the sweepstakes was just kinda small whatever stuff that I don't know if I care about the twee that much. Though some of it probably had more going on than we know at this point
I am quite fond of. the Kris
>>570232793Lmao that’s funny considering how fragile Kris posters are and how universally ignored charaschizos are. Friskfags are the only ones who are sometimes chill but they never say Hooman.
>>570232683Bro you can't call them that anymore... It's pipisboy
>>570232935Being a krisfag feels like being in an asylum
I will have my fucking freedom
>>570232998>smelly armpit fetish
>>570232998this makes her look like a character in one of those old ashtar lore videos
>>570233072this has been spammed to the point of making me laugh whenever i see it, i really shouldn't be laughing at this
>>570232881Kris is evil, mean, and cruel, how would they feel being locked in a cage or a present box instead?
>>570232793True>>570232935This one Kris schizo showed up with brand new MD5s and filenames but already had prior knowledge of /utg/, and of course he happens to be a troon. He's a regular thread schizo pretending to be a brand new one
Krisp
>>570232997The one yesterday had some real weapons grade autism about the gendershit everyone else in the thread moved on from years ago.
>>570233209>Misgendering real peoplenot cool
>>570233209Good defense, “they are a shitposrer because I didn’t like them” I will have to remember to use that lame excuse later when talking about you.
>>570233209>He
I want Asgore to be humiliated and job as per usual so dumb Asgorefags will keep crying about it
*sitting in my rocking chair, wheezing through my oxygen mask* gasterfags and krisfags have always been shitposting schizos
>>570233542>Has
please stop fighting frens ;(
I think we should be nicer to each other... no misgendering anons
>>570233636The fighting will keep happening until canon Suselle filters the chuds from this place but then weird route will bring them back anyways
>>570233372>>570233542>>570233697Don't be a shit stirrer and you get respect
Nothing more fitting than Deltarune coming out during Pride Month
Alright I’m just going to say it outright.Japan has some baggage that Mr. Fox will not address in chapter 5. He’s not even going to mention that Feudal Japan was incredibly brutal to live in and Samurai were not nice to random peasants.
>(taps the knights shoulder) "what is about to happen to you now is going to be the reason why this chapter was rated 18 for extreme blood and extreme violence"your face when ralsei says this in chappy 5? or the chapter when the knight does an attempt on the castle town fountain?
>>570234009
i don't want to study... i want to play the chapters so i can have my perfect saves...
>>570234109fucking SAVED
Chuds are right about everything. About race, gender, government, all of it.Said Jockington.
>>570233959Be nice we're friends all we have is each other until the day It's over
>>570232935I'm a Friskfag that says hooman and there was another one that did it before as well>>570233209Gote and hooman strong together.
>>570234336You're not exactly wrong, but the """""""""""""word""""""""""""" is retarded nonsense and only used by people who are incapable of higher-order thinking. If that wasn't the case then it wouldn't have spread to all the cancerous internet platforms the way it did. Said me to Jockington as I slurp him up like a giant noodle
>>570226874Here’s to finally seeing him in two weeks, maybe.
>>570234336This is the scene where Jockington reveals he was Friend all along.
>>570234754I really like your cartoony style
>>570233959>conditional wokenessstop the larp
>>570234679You are actually just a fan of children and actual fans of the character would never associate with your icky ilk.
>>570228684What are you guys doing with your live that you have something to do other then post here every day since undertale originally released and we got a general.
>>570234702The word??? nigger or what???
It's over.
I want the Weird Route to have the shittiest ending possible to erase chuds from existence, make Carol kill Kris
>>570234336Fake Jockington the planet is dying because the right hates the environment, half the internet is full of robots and fake ai generated propaganda videos of politicians saying things they never said, nobody can afford a home and can barely afford groceries or gas, and armed police are gunning down innocent people in the streets just because chuds couldn't handle pronouns.The real Jockington would be disappointed in you. He is a socialist.
>>570235132there is only one ending tho', so it would also ruin the normal ending
>>570235132Carol boss fight is 100% happening in Ch5's weird route
>>570234596>we're friendsnobody here is your friend>>570234850>I'll be nice to you if you don't derail the thread>this is "woke"
>>570231505Im 90% sure the Asgore boss fight will have him on flower vine puppet strings.
>>570235116>AMVDeltarune is not an anime.
darkner who is this really raggedy old white long sleeve shirt that has a bunch of holes in it from being used like a toy by a lighter and their dead dog and the will of their love went into the shirt so now theyre called Raggedy Ruff and theyre like a dog made out of shabby cloth
>>570235224Based take but Jockington gives me chud vibes not gonna lie, Susie is the socialist character
>>570235304You are a .pdf which is why nobody is friends with you except for other .pdfs
all deltarune fans are frens :D
>>570234685
>>570235470>pdf>posting on the animu shota and loli website
>>570235304You should be nice to everyone that's the focus of Undertale and Deltarune :(
>>570235116It's sad how hard it is to find Kruise amvs and animatics.Kriselle you can get by the bucket full at. Animators fucking love kriselle.
tomodachi inside watashi desu
>>570235551Go to jail dude. Get put in a list my guy. Become removed from society forcibly my man.
>>570235304>nobody here is your friendI am friends with ALL of you actually, yes even YOU reading this, you are MY friend and I will respect YOUR pronouns.
>>570235565no the hell it isn't, one of the biggest takeaways from the pacifist route is that many floweys exist and you need to fight them
>>570235565>Deltarune>Multiple points where being nice doesn't work and you HAVE to fightSecondary>>570235651This reeks of projection, best keep that hard drive hidden>>570235696I reject your friendship and think you should get better standards
>>570235224What is it like living in Final Fantasy VII? Can I be Sephiroth?
Isn't Noelle's relationship with Susie kinda awful?Like everytime Noelle mentions her or talks about her it's ONLY from a fetish and kink standpoint, she's only ever displayed sexual interest, zero interest in who Susie is as a person, what's she's going through, what she's truly like. And the little interactions they've had, Noelle has constantly been trying to "play" her trying to get on her good side by putting down Kris and Berdly if she thinks it'll give her good points with her. Getting physical and angry with others if they show the slightest interest in Susie...All while Susie is being sincere, and herself, and just natural.It's unironically toxic and gaslighting as cringe as these words are.How is Toby ever gonna spin this as a positive relationship?
nintendo direct made me realize how people hate deltarune because it isn't very popular
>"REEE EPSTEINDIDDYBLUD SHITTER DRAMACORD">uhm ok i guess we wont post about the cord so we dont derail threads sorry guys>leaves thread to their own devices>haha time to log on /utg/ to see what sick discussion is happening today. maybe an artfag made some scrumptious content to enjoy >"U R LE PDF FILE I LEARNED DIS WORD FRUM TURKEY TOM VIDEO. HAHA I AM LEFTIST BAITING OR AM ACTUALLY 12 LOLE. INSERT 2020 POLITICS HERE...CHUD CHUD CHUD WOKE WOKE WOKE"
>>570235304>nobody here is your friendbut /utg/ is my only friend group... you're mean...
>>570235821Pretty sure Noelle having a crush on the image she built in her head is gonna be the entire point.
>>570235470You aren't on Xitter right now anon you can call them a pedophile
You people are talking about being nice again, why weren't you nice to Charlie Kirk?
ALL DELTARUNE FANS ARE FRENS *slight microphone peaking*YOU ARE FRENS TO MEE *medium microphone peaking*YOU'RE ALL FRENS TO MEEEEEE *heavy microphone peaking*https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xrh6tnLdvQo
>>570235852Go outside and meet real people, anons here are obsessed with fighting fake battles and schizo-posting over shadow demons they've fabricated in their mind due to not going outside and having a real conversation since the early 2010s.
>>570236007The guy who made a Christmas movie?
>>570235821I have been saying this for years and this actually interesting discussion is always drowned out by virgins who just want to shit their diapers that their mary sue waifu (susie) is being "stolen" from them like they're owed somethingI HOPE this is the point. I HOPE this is the entire point of their relationship and there will come a time where this is confronted and their relationship falls flat on its face, or at the very least Noelle is forced to confront this and learn to actually like Susie for who she is as a person, rather than the projected image in her mind that is sickeningly close to what her older sister was probably like
>>570236032Since I'll never get a chance to complain about this again, this one pissed me off the most, the author was talking about how a 19 year old dating a 17 year old could be seen as acceptable in a lot of places because the age of consent doesn't apply to some nothingburger like that and he goes "UUUM ARE YOU SAYING AGE IS JUST A NUMBER???" easily the most disingenuous way he possibly could have read that
>>570235787>p-p-projection!Your neighbors would string you up, tar, and feather you if they knew what you were.
>Woketards calling chuds "pedos">Chuds calling woketards "tourists">When Toby Fox is obviously both a pedo (noellefag) and a woketard (krisfag)You both lose, I win.
>>570236328>Toby the enlightened and patrician woke pedophileThat's why he's the greatest of all time.
The age of consent is 67.
>>570236032Can we just kill this guy? Holy shit, never go corporate lest you end up with retards like this ruining your pr.
Which Fave's put truck balls on their pickup?
>>570236328Toby is a goat god.
>>570236032>>570236263There is no way that whole thing was over a 2 year long age gap, I can't believe this, are you serious? why? that's like 1st year of highschool and 3rd year of highschool, what is wrong with that?
>>570233607>A
* if the age is on the clock they're ready for the sock* er er er er er
>>570236190The way things are now, having the relationship evolve into a healthy proper one would feel fucking bad.It's already rotten to the core, trying to fix it sounds like forcing it.
>>570236515Yes he's the reincarnation of Baphomet inflicting the woke mind virus onto the youth as punishment for humanity creating Homestuck, thank you Toby
>>570236527Wolff does not actually care, he's just throwing the discussion in the shitter so doesn't have to admit he's a goddamn moron
Please bring Ramb back
>>570236527The funniest part is OP said their 18th birthday was soon so this entire melty was over a one year age gap, dude just needs to stay off twitter and stop making insane assumptions about people he doesn't know
>>570236574>Knife
>>570236527To make it even worse, specifically 19 years old (unspecified months/days) and 17 years old and 354 days old (mentioned in replies they're 11 days from turning 18)Literally>SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 354 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>570236450>Toby the enlightened and patrician woke pedophileThis is Dess Holiday.
When the light is growing mold, and the car is getting towed, don't forget. I lub goot
She was 17 years and 358/2 days old
Snowgrave savefile shaping up well.(love status CRACKED by the way)
>>570236793Pee dee eff.
>>570236761It's they. slash them. with the knife.
PS4 DROPPED THE UPDATE EARLY THIS ISNT A BIT
>>570236527Let's be real, Wolff is likely some degree of transphobic and just wanted an excuse to call a trans person a groomer
>>570236870>neither castle funk or your power pop up on the routeFeels good to be ruining everything.
>>570236857>*rants about hating those in control*>"Like you?">"YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!"Anons, does Wolff have brain worms?
>>570236761>UP YOUR ASS
>>570234884>angy
It’s a shame that devstalker found a new unfunny social media drama to spam and samefag all day long. Even worse, people are replying to it.
>>570236857This nigga is no different from bigots calling queer people pedophiles for no reason, fuck this larper I wish Toby would cut him off already
i just want to talk about fave...*sniffles*
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD METHAT /UTG/ WAS GONNA TROLL MEI AIN'T THE SHARPEST SOCK IN THE DRAWEEER
oh boy its one of these threads
Can Chapter 5 come out already I need you guys to shut up
>>570237149Guy talks like he's Chatgpt.
>>570236780Is Desselle vs. Kress just that Proshipper vs. Lolicon meme
>>570237149I acted the way Sebastian is acting here when I was 15, It's crazy how some people genuinely have stunted development and never evolve their minds past teenagehood
>>570235795anon i'm gonna hold you gently when i tell you what final fantasy vii was based on
my pippins art is too sloppy. I will lock in and draw better pippins. I will.
>>570237145Best solution is knocking yourself out for the following two weeks.
>>570237149Bear in mind that sebastian has been flirting with fans as young as 15. This is projection. Sebastian wolff is verifiably a pedophile and a damage to this brand.
Materia should have CoL as the CEO.
>>570237149Is this PR fiasco bad enough to get him fired from Materia?
>>570237086underrated firegem post
>>570237137Normally I would recommend reporting and hiding but jannies probably stopped caring about samefagging a long time ago, just to preserve the illusion that this board is still active
I think we should crucify Wolff
>>570237149post it again! post it again! post it like 20 times more every single fucking thread for the next 13 days and watch yourself get swept away by the actual game! this is the only chance you have because nobody gives a shit!
>>570237237Yes but I think Dess should get to fuck both of them.
>>570237251Have you never worked with grown adults in their 40s and 50s? It’s like high school never ended for them and that’s just the normal people.
sises I just downloaded chapter 5 on my Vita
Fave wonders why the IP counter was taken away.
The silver drake is everyman
I think he's neat
*takes fave's hand and leads them into the closet**cartoon hearts and steam erupt from under the door*
>>570237498Stuff like this makes me unironically suicidal, everyone is immature, selfish, childish and cruel, I wish I lived in Hometown :(
>>5702375174chan's staff doesn't want you to notice how much traffic the site is losing
I don't know how music licensing worksso is it possible for Toby to pull his music out of Materia entirely? Is there a contract he has to wait out?
Japanland is such a terrible idea. I haven't even played it yet and I'm already disappointed
What's Fave's middle name?
>>570237568HE HAS NO NATIONNO ALLEGIENCE
>>570237480We know you're a pedophile and get weary around discussions or such people but you dont have to tell on yourself that hard. Its sebastian we hate, not you
lesbians can have woke fetishes, you chuds can't
>>570237679They wrote a book about this feeling once. It's called the "Holy Bible."
>>570237679Don't kill yourself think of fave
>>570237497Oh i don't disagree, I ship Desselle more than Kress but I can respect Kress even if people slander it as /v/ slop sometimes.>>570237679Don't feel bad, there's tons of awesome people out there too anon, never give up!
I have a embarrassing confession to make, one reason I’m excited for chapter 5 is because I’m hoping it inspires me to finally make some progress with my AU.
>>570237759oh? my real irl name? it's markymoo...
>flower themed japan level>high percentage of snow happening at some pointI see we're taking ideas from Sonic Mania now.
>>570237679I want to live in those Richard Scarry books and be a worm driving my apple shaped car to the library because I am a book worm. Life would be good and make sense.
>>570237853Nothing embarrassing about that, there's never too much good fan content.
>>570237949acshually toby thought out 100% of the game 15 years ago before undertale trust
>>570237828Fuck off cultist I'd rather read taoist texts over chud shit>>570237836Spamton would sell me a noose
>>570238028This reply is rather immature, childish and cruel.
>>570237949is Sonic Mania worth picking up
oouuuuuggggghhhhhhh*rubs my big gurgling belly*
>>570238212grim telly belly
>>570237837Kress is based and not /v/ slop as long as people acknowledge Kris is non-binary and not their /ss/ self-insert, Desselle is always based
>>570237759I am Tim of the Turnips.
>>570237436He owns the company, so unless someone wants to give him one hell of a golden parachute, he's going nowhere.
>>570238028To understand the Tao you must realize that there is chuddiness in the woke and wokeness within the chuds.
Noelle thinks .exe means "spooky program" because of Sonic.exe
I only hate japan ironically because toby can't hide his weeb level
>>570238268
Turtle
>>570238097>Read the book that says you're a sinner for being gay and that the people who oppress you use to hurt you :)Go play the victim with Charlie Kirk >>570238315That is true but irrelevant to the topic
>>570238112If you like 2D sanic I'd say so yeah. The only issue with it is what a lot of critics already said, that two thirds of the game is set in old areas.
>>570238353>Noelle's 30-part vlog series where she captures her screen as she examines every executable file on her PC trying to channel spirits
i have not finished the painting today i am going to fucking bed
>>570238386He just wants to impress his friends/peers zun, sakurai, yokotaro, kamiya, etc
answer the question, Steven Steven answer the question STEVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION STEVEN STEVEN STEVEN
The Asgore boss fight will happen but it will be (You), Kris, and the Knight versus Asgore
If you had to choose a country for Chapter 5 to be based on, what country would you choose?for me, It's China
>>570238479It’s relevant because the Tao is also about energy and this entire conversation is a pointless waste of it.
Fave just now realized he hasn't gotten a computer virus in 15 years
>>570238479There are plenty of Christians who believe tolerance of homosexuality and gay marriage is a logical extension of the tradition necessitated by any honest reflection on the text of Scripture and Christian principles. I recommend Tobias Stanislas Haller's "Reasonable and Holy" for a theological perspective, and John Boswell's work for a historical perspective.But why does it always come back to gay sex? Your whole view of the world is determined by its relation to gay sex? That seems weird.
>>570238646Pen Island
>>570238671The last time I bricked a computer was Halo.exe from limewire. It didn’t work.
>>570238403FUCK YOU ALL, you guys made me create an actual folder of telly televisions because of the grim telly posting being gemfire to me
>>570238646FijiLet there be a beach episode
>>570238671probably a combination of windows defender actually being decent now and you starting to browse the internet more intelligently as you get older
kris is not nb btwtoby is too much of a coward or a ambiguousfag about humans identities so i will not accept kris as a confirmed nb if he does not stop(i will use they/them because they are the canon pronouns)
This is canon
so which dark world is chapter 6 going to be? holiday house, or shelter?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570226651/#q570228624https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570226651/#q570230008>posts telling shota gote poster and numbers to kill themselves both got deleted at the same timenot looking good, doomerdoot...
>>570238951>grill tellies
>>570238984chapter 6 is the shelter chapter 7 is the entire town
>>570238671Fave discovered Ublock origin
>>570238934Having an adblocker helps a lot too.
>>570238984>>570239060you have such little expectations for what comes next
>>570233959If you want to be disrespectful call them a she because foids drool and moids rule
That guy is more off the mark than tasqueturd was earlier.
Surprised anons haven't gotten so horny for Virovirokun they've started disabling adblockers and going to shady websites
do you think chapter 5 will continue the onionsan/normalnpc/lake plot in a meaningful way? Or is it stuff for ch6&7?
>>570239263he's dead, don't follow the music
>>570239175I specified 6, not 7. And for what it's worth, I believe The Roaring will happen at the end of 5.
>>570239254>cyber bug chasing
broke: Chapter 5 is Japanese so ZUN will be designing a fight for itwoke: Chapter 5 is Japanese so Japanese composers Camellia and t+pazolite will compose OST for ithttps://youtu.be/chK5V_A6QzE?si=FWj-qUEueVqIn4ym
>>5702390607 is the Shelter which allows you to explore the entire town (currently experiencing the Roaring) by going into the buildings through the pipes
>>570226651whaddup shiplords
Fave used Purple Drank!
>i am going to use a niche gender identity to aid my point on the concept of self identifying with videogame characters>people think it's woke? sucks for them.
*farts cutely*
>>570239636grim belly
>>570239464do you read the emails?
>>570239464actual brain take: Chapter 5 was always going to be Japanese because it was set up with Carol's weeb bullshit.
>>570239667*farts in Jamaican*
>>570239468>piss and shit darknersoh boy
>>570239464quite fucking honestly the aethestic of the chapter 5 dark world made me wanna shitpost about Reimu herself being an optional fight (separate from the shadow crystal secret boss) but i dont actually think that'll happen
>>570238646>cultivation chapter
>>570239570You aren't meant to self-insert into Kris, one of the main parts of the story is Kris being their own person and you possessing them, not them being the vessel you created at the start, these "Toby is a secret based chud just like me" posts just read like recycled Undertale vs Lisa The Painful debates
>>570239753what
Toby should put Hatsune Miku in the game
/utg/ itself is a schizoboss. Driven madness by fandom itself. /utg/ too, is an acronym. It stands for Unstable Terror Germination.
>>570239827You are up until the end of Chapter 1 where the rug gets pulled out from underneath you.
>>570239906>Hatsune Mike-u.
>>570238652You're right, I am now enlightened thank you.
>>570239827>You aren't meant to self-insert into KrisHaha penis joke...
>>570239951don't reply to meee AAAIIIEEE
>>570239859>>570240067
>>570240096sorry(not sorry)
>>570240123
Chapter 2 had VirovirokunChapter 4 had TaoChapter 6 will have another very minor character that porn artists will draw giant fat butts on.
>>570239827Ok, and? Frisk and Kris being they/thems is still intended to help the game's message. You're led to believe it's so anyone can self insert into the playable human until you're hit by the reveal that Frisk has an identity outside of (You).
>>570240243who is Tao
why is all the ARG stuff so weird-route centric?
why is her name in CAPS?
>>570240293
>>570239702I misunderestimated how Japanese Carol was gonna be, that was my fault
>>570240238
I can't believe Ceroba predicted Carol
>>570240320>teasers for Chapter 3>hints at the egg rooms>being the material that truly kickstarted the Dess mysteryLooks pretty even to me desu
>>570240320Is it? How so? It and "Sword Route" are definitely the "spooky creepypasta" parts of Deltarune that are equivalent to genocide.
>>570240485
Toby should add a Mein Kampf Darkner AND a Lapidot fanzine Darkner just to keep people guessing
>>570240567Those are just both Biblioxes.
>>570240520>h.ogg>how long did it take for her to smile (answers insinuate it was because of (YOU), when you answer suselle-ish answers it placades you with a non-commital "aw", but never answers.>always around the deeper mysteries (weird route) stuff.
is it possible to bring objects into the dark world and not have them turn into a darkner? like if Kris and Susie wanted to show Ralsei something is that just impossible because the object they wanted to show him would become a person
>>570239464gasterbro, I wanna like you but I can't tell if you're ragebaiting with your music or /srs
>>570240640Biblioxes are specifically religious texts hence the foreboding word jumble attack and why there's that one Bibliox at Kris's house, there's that hymn book
Homework Jones and Prunselbros...
>>570240552
>>570240382Why are there so many butt sluts in underrune?
>>570240856
>>570240707Not to improptu schizopost, but I think there's two tiers of effects the dark world has on objects. There's the "things look like monsters in the dark" idea, which creates the darkners, and there's the imagination based "my pencil is a sword" stuff which is your equipment. My guess is it depends on the Lightners' relationship with the item. The junkier an item is, the more likely it is to stay an item. But I don't think it's possible to not transform it at all.
>>570240921
>>570240320it's the canon route
>>570240381It was originally going to be word art but then Toby realized it would be a huge spoiler if her name was Knight-shaped
>>570241006
>>570241020i don't even know if i should be pissed that the bad route if the canon route and that i am on it from the start and tricky tony fooled you into playing the retarded route first because of undertale-based trauma to play the goody two-shoes but in reality you need to play the game dark, darker yet darker to actually unlock the "good" ending for some reason.make it make sense.
>>570241094
>>570241130there is no way in hell it's the canon route because it completely overshadows the main plot like Genocide did for the plot of UT.
>>570241150
please vote fave the keeper of the reaper
>>570241269i think the weird route will only account for a lite-genocide route while there is a worse route with kris attaining the twisted sword.
>>570241289
>>570240979There's Kris's phone but who knows what the fuck is going on with that thing
*does jumping jacks*
>>570241361
But really though, what is the deal with phones, and calls, and connections, and all that jazz?
>>570241458
>>570241385Maybe it becomes the shield he pulls out in the guard animation. Bigger question would be what the knife becomes.
>>570241480Hotline Miami reference but I’m not joking this time it’s for serious.
>>570241524
>>570241480The true message of the game is that phone bad and kids need to go back to playing in the streets.
>>570241150This will be chapter 5 Ralsei after getting the Vine Scarf from the shadow crystal boss. Which massively pumps his Strength while reducing magic, finalizing his role trade with Susie
>>570241613
More and more I'm starting to believe deltarune sucks and toby is a hack
>>570241736
>>570241480random symbolism and foreshadowing that will amount to nothing because there are too many of them
Does Deltarune take place in the 00's or is Hometown technologically behind that they don't use smartphones and still use CRT TVs
None of my theories came true so Deltarune is bad
soon
>>570241731>the Vine ScarfIt's gonna turn out the schizoboss is fully voice acted by Vinny and he's never gonna acknowledge it on stream least of all play the game.
>>570229598>Absolliterally me pokemon, same MBTI, same enneagram. I warned people about Doomer when everyone hated him and they found out by not listening kekkerooni.
should i buy deltarune for switch even if i already have it on pc
>>570241847>they don't use smartphonesCatti literally uses on in the first 5 minutes of the game
>>570226651>-Fanart Archives>>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba>Undertale Image CollectionGonna cancel the hosting for this tomorrow probably, grab it while you can124GB of fan art, mainly Undertale, mainly humans
>>570241731>damage dealer ralseocould be kino if done right>>570241774>>570241913deltarune soon, trust
>>570241952Yes. Buy, buy, buy!
>>570241847it's 2020s but they still have analog signals operating for some reasonsusie mentions smart tvs
>>570227437Did he get scared from his own fart
>>570241765That's the issue of making a long running mystery series, it's only as good as the final reveal of the mystery. Toby really pays the price of belonging to the lore 'n' feefees generation of pop culture.
>>570241985
>>570242005thanks addison thank you
>>570241910He posts like 50 baitposts a day, ignore him
>>570241913sorry about trying to rape you, goatfag, I thought you were my scrumptous doomy whooms
>>570241956She's playing on her Game & Watch
Reminder that streamers who go "Who's December?" must be immediately distrusted. Not only are they not fans, they don't even have basic attention skills(Dess gets brought up in the main story multiple times)
>>570242082
love kris! cherish kris!! lock kris in a suitcase until they suffocate!!! kris!!!!!!
>>570241913nah.but it'll be kino.the callbacks would make one assume so, but we have asriel alive in this world.
>>570242251
reminder to rape every flower you see
>>570240320Because all of this has happened before and weird route hints represent Kris's intrusive thoughts and repressed memories from previous time loops that we tap into to force them to relive. Tenna couldn't remove Mantle from TV World because without it was because without those memories he had nothing to build his game from. Mantle has hints about the weird route and future events because it is a manifestation of Kris's repressed memories. You have to complete Mantle to get the best chance at getting the chapter 3 shadow crystal and a weapon that can pierce shadows because Kris can onto truly "become stronger" by confronting their regrets, pain and fear and moving forward. Yoh also get the egg by first "going to Nowhere" which is also represented by a version of the Mantle/Tenna memory game... that features a Bibliox that represents Toriel's old prayer book. Screenshot this post.
What if Dess is literally just dead, the Knight is one of her belongings that one of the lightners can't get rid of, trying to bring the Roaring because they think it's gonna keep the memory alive forever, and the whole thing is a story of letting go?
I have a penis
Deltarune took so long to make I ended up finishing up Crash 3 100% after all
>>570241847Noelle has a big flat screen TV in her room.(Berdly has been telling her to replace with a CRT for Smash). The Dreemurrs have a CRT because they don't even use it anymore so Toriel hasn't bothered to replace it.Kris's phone is a smart slab
>>570241964grim
>>570242387
>>570242508Me too, but it's unimpressive and useless and nothing comes out of it
>>570242475you mean the weird route dess troyed her?
>>570242413A bee posted this
>>570242517Did you actually get 100% or did you tick it over to 105?
>>570242486That'd just be a repeat of UndertaleWith Deltarune I think there's too much focus on Kris growing up and becoming their own person for the Knight to not be an actual person who they have to overcome
>>570242562
>>570242672
>>570241964Thank you for your service of 5 years or however long it was
>>570242656A little over 100% because I got all the gems but didn't feel like getting all the platinum relics
toby is desperate to subvert expectations, to him it's more important to surprise the player than it is to make a good story/a story that makes senseepisodic release doesn't help because future chapters are made as a direct response to players reactions to previous content
what if the knight is post genocide undertale sans that somehow survived and travelled in deltarune?
>>570242753
>>570239827>their love will become your love>your love will become their loveYes you are
*waddles into flowery field*
Thinking about all the anons we lost on the journey since we started is making me emotional.
>>570242891
Hey guys do you like my new cut?
>>570242869>toby is (headcanon)
>>570242869sorry bro you were never getting firegrave toriel in chapter 3
>>570243028Mike is a direct product of the WAIT
>>570242869If he cared about that then the chapter 5 dark world wouldn't be Flower King like everyone thought it would be
>>570242983
>>570242995Posting buff Ralseis inspired me to do exercises between posts so I'm off to hit the showers now. Thank you for posting with me!See you later! :D
Everyone's saying "maybe they'll do X" and then they don't do X and you all fell for the good ol' Expecting the Version of Deltarune that Plays Out in Your head
>>570240485Oh my...
>>570243183It's not flower king anymore tho
>>570243257hava good day fren! cya! :D
>>570243291i tried to temper my expectations but something very flowey-like will appear to us and ch5 seems like a prime excuse to do it.i do think its something deeply related to friend and probably the last thing he has to throw our way.but the way it is told sounds like we are not supposed to win this.
Y'all suck. I wish Spamton was here. I'd say "Hey, Spamton, you mow the lawn while you're here?" and he'd be like "YEAH, I’M [[Spamton G. Spamton]] I KNOW HOW TO WORK THE [[Mower]]!!!"
>>570243291Why can't you have a game that plays out the way you expect it to
toby is desperate to subvert expectations which is why deltarune chapter 5 will be a 30 minute sex scene of a new character called the flower queen keeping asgore hostage in her vines and raping him and claiming him as her toy
>>570241964it’s so over
>>570243504God, i wish I lived with Spamton...
>>570242983You're reminding me that I could have died and not be here right now had I been a little more determined to kill myself back during the ch2 days when I attempted
>>570241964I'm broke but I will download this anyway because the idea of things being lost forever scares me especially now that AI has ruined the internet and made it way harder to find things again
I love AI. It helps me generate so much Kriselle porn.
>>570243507Why can't you stop sending rape threats to vtubers Bulkin
>>570243652I'm glad you're still with us.
>>570241964What are we going to replace this with in the OP?
>>570243826WTF?!
>>570203940The "puppet cowboy" show that Asgore watched was actually a Thunderbolt Fantasy-like. This is why his dark world contains Japan. The cowboy MC is a foreigner from overseas who wears a floral pattern kimono over his ranch gear.
>>570243920lmao
>>570243834Fascinating how he demands a video game dev behave exactly to his standards yet can’t adhere to basic standards of human decency
Why is Kris so moe
>>570243890There are three links in the pastebinThe domestic art collection link is already dead but the twitter dump archive yet lives so we can reduce it down to thatAre there any other archives that should be added?
I’ll make a new whiteboard later, finish up your business
>>570244219Not everyday they just let someone touch their knife like that
Black Knife!? Why is there no White Knife!?
i am a gigantic racist
>>570244403toby...
RageFuryIrritationHumiliation
>>570241964can someone mirror this? i can't archive now but I can in a week...
Everyone's been getting their Tenna figures today
>>570244437CoL...
>>570244257I suppose thats the best option
Blue
>>570244520I bought mine April 28 but I haven't gotten it...
LATINOS ARENT A RACE
