Previous: >>570277328>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MachitanCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
hey
Haha I'm in Danger
this is my wife
>>570300310>>570300157Silk hats* I'm on canes now.
>21 more days until I can roll
ryan LOVE
at the cm lobby - where the debuffers at?xoggy want double dom dom
>>570300423She's a very hard worker.
ofc poor vodka is last
Oyakodon next time
>>570300597not even standing naizuri
I got whataburger
>>570300656Damn. That's a new level of cucked. Poor Creek.
>>570300656fuckkkk
my wit cards are not cooperating
neat, cute Sundayman rather than edgy
who else is part of Almond Eye core?
>>570300862COPAA!
Tachyon LOVE
>>570300889Contrail
>>570300850
>>570300771hishis career any good? got her on the way to taiki. Always liked her esp cuz shes rivalsisterfriendlovers with bancho
>Open up /pol/>Persia general thread always has an umamusume picture in the op
>>570301072what does persia general talk about
>1st>1st>1st>1st>1st>2nd > 2nd > 4th > 11th > 2nd
>>570300771Which one is the real one?
>>570301003SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>got her in 1 ticketBros I fucking love Taiki and she loves me
>>570301295>steals her grandkid trainer
>>570301295THREEGENERATIONALOYAKODON
>barely any public CM rooms>the few ones that are there take ages to fillmant fucking killed everyone huh
>>570301629I will just make three aces in 10 borrows
>>570301129Mostly the iran war.
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>Current Autis/uma/ Dancho Aka RyanFag Aka Tyler>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>Anti-V squad>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
Anyone having success with an anti xog comp?
>>570300373i dont get it
>>570301629I've had my aces for the next one since a week or two before gemini. I'm completely tapped on effort or caring. my aces for gemini took a LOT of work and didn't deliver. My aces for cancer are suboptimal and I just don't care.
>>570301629Not training this CM sorry bwo, its trash.
>>570300406
>>570301875just use falco power
>>570301990I don't run fronts
>he removed furries from the listWhat did he mean with this?
why doesn't outer post include gate 9
>>570302067Uma&Co is furry-friendly
>>570302084It's brackets, not gates.
Who is stay gold supposed to appeal to because it looks and sounds like a boy. Are the people who post it here gay men and women?
>>570302128am I stupidwhat does this mean
>>570302171fans of the horse
>>570302118sssssssssssex
who's going to be the global exclusive uma for global's anni?
>>570302084Brackets are multiple gates if there's 9 or more racers
>want to host a room>get anxiety every time I copy and paste room number >end up pussying out>this continues on loop for an entire hour
>>570301841Cute Kitasan
>>570302171>wah wah gay gay homo womanzoomer are so fragile holy shit get over it incel lmao>>570302242this
>>570302171cunny kings
>>570302307oohhhwas wondering because I was one event away from getting cloudy days and now I'm stuck with front runner savvy and ttl (also pp and dd) as my activations so was wondering if I should get themalso have target in sight and long shot>>570302359this but back in vrchat when I played it often
>>570302171DID YOU KNOW that in uma musume the stay gold clan is very popular with female fans.
>>570302371omygosh YOU TOO!!
>>570302359Host public lobbies first to build up your confidence, then if you feel like you can host rooms here, do it. Just tell if you're posting results or not since some anons join with expectations of results being posted.
>>570302414nah
>>570302371Apparently you can't even get forced into Bronze at all anymore unless you're in Open
>>570302553yes
does anyone know where the trend of drawing jealous umas because of a dating app came from?
I wish this looked better...
>>570302371
>>570301978At this rate I will end up turning her into a mother before graduation
>>570302554
>>570302598hmmmm nyo
>>570302645
i dont get the dni list
>>570302730yesim not falling for the post sexy stay gold trick btw
>>570302067Furries were never on the DNI list though
if cyGAYMES weren't hacks they would have added the DIRT triple crown to make mant easier
>>570302735
how good is dober?
>>570302868Pretty sure it was bwo
>>570302991the new one? good on specific tracks, where her ult is usable it basically cant misfire. Very specific unit though
>>570303037hai
>>570303107what about for my dick?
>>570302067the updated list seems pretty slapdash in how its made, the old one was already pretty encompassing
>>570303094https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/DNI%20%28do%20not%20interact%29%20list/
>>570303159depends on your rizz, unc
>>570303129>2023, if not older>doesnt work while the kitasan ones dookay then, mr fuckbox>>570303223kill left, sex right
>>570303228>>570152992
>>570302625It looks great man.
>>570303324hmmm, the new one has several differences
>>570152992>just starts listing random characters out of spite>is a gold tranny himselfthe fucking irony on display holy shit lmaoits only missing something about AGNES, which his SURPRISINGLY MISSING WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
new pama with scuffed green activations test, had fast learner so fug it701601777016017770160177
would you drink the kitawine?
>>570303454You seem to be upset, do you feel attacked?
>>570303457bro your free cloudy days from welfare marvelous?
yjk
>>570303457kek those greens are brutal, do you have Savvy?
>>570303534you sound like a projector, do you overheat a lot?
>>570303536was one event away from getting it, big reason why I even used the card
>>570302998to be fair, the scenario itself will feel like hell without it, regardless of meta or not.
>>570303324Yeah Vicente made the new one
>>570303597damn, not getting the 2nd event is super unlucky
>>570302998Based, waifu puller.
>>570303657sibling sex
>>570303581Please tell us which one on the list you are
>>570303545stop shit posting with my wife
>>570303561ye, and I HAD to get gw here because it's the only reason I'm remaking her at allwill probably redo anyways but could be servicable for now, the other one was being left behind without gw against other fronts
>>570303713here is the breeding that happens behind the scenes
>>570301793Why am I on this list
>she has to use falco ssr for groundwork
>>570303628Why? Share your wisdom.
>>570303713>4.0, borderline TRASH game (3.9 and below)not doing so well japan...>huge surprise hit (for a short time) in the west, yet only half the reviews of japanit's been going longer yadayada but still
>>570303816im on the list 4 times
>>570303757no, it's funny
>>570301793Why am I not in this list
>Ryan parent run>get rainy Oaks>instantly lose all my clocksAwesomeFUCK this humiliation ritual CM I am going to prep for CM16 now
I regret skipping halloween creek
>>570303850>xe has to redo every run with chains that don't finish (80% of them) AND not getting gw from inspo
The current list is fine but wtf "Anti-V squad" is supposed to be?
>>570303812I want to scratch the bit of skin right above Fuku's tail
>>570303870I was going to, then you posted cheerleader Nature and now I must go fap
>>570303923I'll marry Dia no matter what!
>>570300656How powerful would Creek's grandma be?
>>570304003His demons (everyone)
>>570303809It's kinda ok since you have savvy. TTL is good for Groundwork and DD works a lot of the time too. And if one of them fails you have those cope greens for backup
what difficulty do i set for careers? do i always pick the harder i can?
>>570304003that's the "schizo", who was actually just the NTR faggot replying to himself to make himself look like a poor victim being attacked for nothing
>>570304003its one guy trying to stir the pot further for their own entertainment >>570276719
>>570303975>zir does not realize that gw is pretty much guaranteed on inspo these days
>distance S>fast learner>all chains finish>best stats yet>barely S+i hate building for longs without my own creek
>>570303967Last CM was the last time her unique will have any sort of relevance whatsoever anon don't worry
>>570303481I wanted that vodka sour with the glass that had her shoes on it
>>570304135wasn't sure if dd is good enough as a gw proc...like even if it does frame 1
I have never seen a regular bourbon in cms
>>570304139you can comfortably do lv3 in MANT and it's unnoticeable, haven't tried lv4 but it's probably easy as well, lv5 is the risky one
I wonder what coffee manhattan cafe drinks
>>570304214>themst does not realize I'M FUCKING KILLING YOU IO'M GONA KIL LFYUOY FUCKIN DIE DIE DEID EIEEEEEEEEE SICXK AND TIRED OF YOUR FUGKCING SHIT GODDDD
>>570304354thanksies
>>570303457i STILL dont have aces done so enjoy my random backlinerslop
>>570304337http://poal.me/d6v0zchttp://poal.me/d6v0zchttp://poal.me/d6v0zc
>>570304372hand selected bean blend
>>570304242yeah but I want to see Creek wear it in the lobby
>>570304452
>>570304287It's cope cause I think it works like prebuff Early Lead but if it does proc frame 1 I don't see why it wouldn't work the same way focus and TTL do
>>570304452haru wouldn't say this
I hope our autisbros don't get disappointed because autisuma is going to end the month locked out of A+ gates again...
Post sexy umas other than Taiki and Dober to prevent me from pulling
>>570304552thats such a good image, i love it
>>570304679They're not real autists anyway, they deserve the A rank
>>570304560Umazing (no more cafe posting from me since gotta go back to work)
i'm saving for summer sex ship
>>570304742Good luck at work
>>570304736Mexicanefukukitaru
>>570304736spic
>>570304704Have a Fuku.
>>570304679we're at 534 and climbing with over half the month to goi believe in my dacchis to keep up the pace with me
>>570304704
well?
>>570304679I hope Uma&CoBros don't get disappointed by finding out they all got blacklisted because of V
>>570304951Become the raped
>>570303870pal cards are required for all cms going forward. Why? cygames greed of course. It'd be like unity without riko, except 3x worst
Which?
>>570303964what you smokin to think LS has a chance in cm15 anyway?
>>570305252
>>570303870in grand live you get five types of performance token from trainingmost training you do will be speed and wit, which gets you mostly 4 out of the 5 typeslight hello helps by giving you whichever type you have the least of
>>570300656This is one of the vilest things I ever seen, not even Teioposters could come up with such filth
>>570305295End closers use PI/MPB
>>570305295Either backliners or Fronts and I already did Fronts last CMI am NOT using COguri
>>570305295Pump and MPB work on a track where people will be running lots of Fronts and PacesIt’s prime Surging timeEnd winrates on Hakuraku are being inflated by XOguri
>>570304679Their Danchou barely played, left them, put the person with the ugliest profile uma ever in charge, joined another club and started playing the game a lot more.If they didn't give up after all of that I don't think anything could make them give up
>>570304532personally i would not do 3. I breezed 1/2 ona taishin, then had a GREAT run going, undefeated, into oaks on 3. BOOM suddenly fuckin groove as PACE wins 5 times in a row. I've never seen a rival uma win more than twice in a row before.
You vill consume WW2 chocolate, with your hons
>>570303870>>570305393and in general she just boosts your overall token income by way more than any other card
>>570300680What a burger is right because what the hell is that
>>570305445How was your doctor visit
>>570304532>>570304354Sweepy can handle level 3 in MANT with only slightly shittier race win rates.
>>570300680>sandwich breadwtf
>>570300680>Burger>Literally just a white bread sandwichI'm sure it tastes alright, but that ain't a burger>>570305653>Sweepy can only handle lvl3 mantLmao? The bot I use handles lvl5 no issue, 36+ races and all
>>570305393>>570305531also TECHNICALLY you can use her R card for the scenario mechanic but unlike riko her SSR is way better because of her unique effect and her gold skill is good instead of dogshit
do you buy a megaphone and use it right after debut and use it for the 3 training turns?
>>570305460Well since i'm casual maybe i should stick to 2 then... i'm on a run @ 3 rn tho so i'll keep an eye on rival events and see if it seems too hard.
>>570305781It feels nice but I don't think it's optimal
>Want to run Mejiro Ryan this CM because Takarazuka Kinen was Ryan's only G1 win, and the course acre the same as the year Ryan won the race>her and Dober's uniques are the key accels to take to give backliners any shot at all>Far and away the single worst performing uma contributing to team winratebut why
>>570305596>>570305713>>570305743It's a Texas chain, so they use Texas toast.>>570305743She lost a lot of races at level 4 for me, and I want these to be at least viable for grandparents. Haven't let her try level 5.
>>570305771i don't autistically follow sloptuber race schedulesregardless a megaphone in junior year will do basically nothing for you
>>570305884>Texas toastTHAT STILL DOESNT MAKE IT A BURGER THOWHERE MY BURGER BUNS!?
>>570305892You are never racing those first 3 turns thougheverbeit
>>570305713>>570305743https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty_melt
>>570305950Cute!
>>570305893not now Rice, I need to keep talking with Hello-san
>>570305393>>570305531>>570305393Good to know. Thanks.
>>570305964Never thought I'd see such Texaphobia on my Korean basket weaving forum
>>570305950fugly
>>570305879MEDIUM CM HATEEEE
bump701601777016017770160177
>>570305641Psychiatrist & it was fineThey changed my med prescription so hopefully my thingy will start working again
Did they fix the TP thing to apply to the camping event instead of Fuji's paizuri extravaganza?
>>570305984How any of that is a burger is beyond me, especially when looking at random "sandwiches" that wiki lists>>570306086>Reading comprehensionDARN TEXANS AND THEIR... AND THEIR... guns! Yeah, there, got your ass!
ywnbat
>>570306131...said no one ever
>>570306165nyes
>>570306246I already trained you.
>>570306165It's both I believe. I'm trying it out rn
Apparently Spechud is OP in Japan now, that’s good, the face of the game should always be a top tier character.
>>570306147Shan't ever.
>>570306312you don't play the game
real talk, i can't get over how cute pink taiki is. f'n love the hairstyle, the accessories def ties smaru for best uma cleavage
>>570305893
>>570306163>thingy will start working again
>>570305972yeah but you're way better off saving the megaphone for later to use on rainbows with higher facility levels even if it's not "optimal" because you train then race while it's still active
>>570305893>>570306390sex with my cute lil sister
>>570306308default or nippon supreme?
>>570306165i just got 90k/1000 from dober ura, so yeah, its working
I fucking hate non Americans so much just shut the fuck up and let me enjoy something my country made
>>570305771pretty rare, but i'm open to using 40% if the training is stacked enough to help with the g3 races
>>570306429This is my post
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781198984790364.webm
>>570306483SHUT TEH FUCK UP THAT IS NOT A BURGER ALSO THAT HORSE IS NOT TEXAN
>>570306147>>570303457okay ALL of pama's greens activated, except the other gate onestill lacking midrace so buh buh buhalso kita ttl/gw whiff of doomanyway can begin my pace experiment meow
>>570306431default spechud gets an evolved skill thats just OG Oguri ult on megacrack
>>570306397What is it anon...
>>570306583I want to die
>>570306163>thingybe sure to share with the class when its up and running again
>>570305879statistical anomaly
>>570306570awesome
KEEPSCROLLINGTROON
>>570306570uh, she has body and mind which like 5 other umas have too
>>570306570>OG Oguri ult on megacrackbut triumphant piss is already broken, how can it be even more broken?
>>570306550I know I've seen that fucking wallpaper before. It's not Backrooms. Silent Hill?
I know you shouldn't think much about it, but I'm curious. What do you think it implies in universe for races like JBC Ladies Classic? I know all Umas are girls so does this imply it's more of a women (guest and watchers) race? The stands are full of women who came to watch this possibly exclusive race?
TIRED
>>570306754So she's a bad ace AND a bad debuffer?
>>570306570>Shooting Star is changed from Target Speed to Current Speedwhat the UFCK
oreng the smartest...!!!!!
>>570306807my scroll wheel broke
no one cares, curren faggot>>570306901sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570306703>somehow RYAN chose this cute af outfitimmersion breaking, especially when they showed granny clothes ryan..
>>570306950KEEPSCROLLINGUSING THE BAR THING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BROWSER THAT YOU USE HOLDING YOUR LEFT MOUSEANYON
>>570306901you've put more thought into it than cy, anon.
>>570305879>>570306754or maybe this? dober only has all-seeing eyes but perhaps that makes all the difference
>>570306990God bless ryan
>>570306950middle click and move the mouse down or up a littlespace bar for shift+space to move up
>>570306990You don't play. Ryan has an extremely pronounced girly side when she's not pumping iron. She probably saw that dress in one of her shoujo romance mangas. Her hair is short because she's prone to lice/parasites.
>>570306950ur pgup and pgdn button beo
>>570307203I love this universe. Can't help it.
>>570307209i thought ASE was dismissed because you had to reliably hit frontrunners with eyebeams and that wasn't the requirement with Dominator
>>570307273the joke was that her clothes are supremely ugly ryanfag.
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (13/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
I WANT TO FUCK AND MARRY NEISHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT CARE IF SHE IS A LOSER SHE IS SUPER CUTE AND SEXY AAAAAAAA
>>570306950blowing some canned air into it might fix it
>>570307209why is end oguri better than pace oguri
I know Ryan is kind, sweet and has overall a good character but I'm still not training her because she's ugly and her hair sucks
>>570307487She is cute and I want to make Mejiros with her
>>570307456there's a hyperwhale end oguri mafia out there i just cant prove itthe hyperwhale end Digitan mafia might also be the same thing
3 eps in, this event is shaping up to rival halloween event for my favorite. This great image is going in my rotating wallpapers folder
>>570307456daring strike is a better midrace skill than anything paces get, and head-on hasn't been buffed yet
*sigh* Time to press the anti-Doto button again...
>>570306834imagine visiting Silent Hill but instead of getting menaced by ghouls from your subconscious Gold Ship just annoys you
>>570306956everyone cares retard
yawn
>>570307586please censor those delicious Dober pits or I'm calling the jannies
>>570307596maybe I'm just shit, but I literally can't make any end closer work except gold ship
>>570305879The longer the course, the smaller advantage you get in having an original accel ult. You can imitate accel ults with other skills like NSM, but you can't imitate speed ults. >>570306754>>570307209I don't see any meaning in these "curves." It's more like clusters based on similar skillset, and late surgers having huge variance in results.
>>570307592>570307639cope and seethe currentard no one cares for your WHORE GF
>Cheer King Halo spooked while pulling for Camping TaikiDoes Cheer King really work that much better as an End Closer compared to Late?
ohhhh he's a tourist with no randomized filenames so that's how it isyou don't belong here go away incel
>>570307209Don't care how good she'll ever be or wont be. I'll keep using Nice Nature for everything first, including CMs. I don't even build her for debuffer anymore. Unless I feel cheeky during a run.
>>570307353Probably has to do with her not having confidence she can pull something girly off, while knowing Dober can deliver
ohhhhhhhhh hes a faggot haha look at him wow so epic no one cares keep seething
>>570307551thankfully her ugliness only gets passed down half of the time
brokie piping upnow go pay off your loans
>>570307660its all in the midrace, and running multiple backliners so that at least 1 hits the positioning requirements of pump/moving past. Golshi has a midrace unique and uma stan so thats why she's noob-proof
>>570307720Creek would do this
>>570307487I get the feeling from a bit of experience and seeing her a lot. That Ryan is underrated and quite useful. I saw her a ton this last CM but I've also seen her a lot in trails. Feel like she's a bit like Arash easily overlooked but very useful.
>>570307817Only when her ult works on the track
Obviously we're playing old content, but this is when uma events shine, when they just have fun. It's when they try to be kinda serious that they fall so flat most of them
why is the mexican staff so friendly with the guests
>>570308187Umas shine the most when they raise their arms
>>570307992Anon...the other half of the genes...
>>570307660NTA, but all of my platinums are ends. At a very general level the gameplan is to abduct the lates right off the bat with Uma Stan, pile on as much midrace as possible, and hit whatever accel skill backliners want on the current track. Breaking the speed cap is very powerful because you have the best end race speed coefficient. Contrary to popular belief ends pair very well with fronts.
...
>>570307817Yes, because if you run her late it's much more likely that she'll turn off her ult by moving up too early.
Curren's new umafans cosplay revealed
>>570307660If we are including slight mutations, Digitan End is pretty strong, her ult is less likely to procc too late, Superstan on her build, can run everywhere in MANT. Oguri is similar.
>>570308280
>>570308726I'd simp hard to that stream .
the biggest issue with end oguri is that you have to devote pink stars from medium to end
>>570308726more like /uma/fans (that's where I post) ((new drop tomorrow))
>>570308870Bakushin... is erotic??
>>570308870Love her god damn optimism
>>570308870A true class prez would have punished such a lie with sex
>>570308870I wonder if bakushin ever learns her trainer lied to her...
>>570308958no one says this
>>570309039>Sex>With the only umamusume in the game that explicitly rejects your advances
>>570307603>gold ship twerking around james as he sits stunned in the chair after watching that tape
>>570308346sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570309202I told you to stop posting
cm15 status?
>Watch all the races >always first>Skip one >3rdWhy?
>>570308601also nta but you just made me realize my ends have jobbed every finals for me.golshi(noshow, brian almost) / biwa won / smaru won/smaru won/ taiki won/ triple ends jobbed / taiki won / xog w/loss/loss/ends noshow/xog w/ bancho LS w/ WFM win while taishin/tam bot 3...
>>570309296Your trainee is sad you didn't come to watch her and got a debuff you insensitive jerk
>>570309232mmmmmmmmmakes me loser
>>570308601>>570309307I've noticed this a lot lately. It's usually always an end (Brian usually) who snatches victory at the last minute. I'm looking more into them snice I have quite a few solid picks I feel. Even got the witch but not sure how well she would do in CMs.
>>570309045in biko pegasus' story bakushin seems to know
>>570309202septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem septem
this event has such great stills
me and my jobber CM team
>>570309296>>570309405>next race anon watches
>>570309414this is literally my breadI don't make the rulesnow out
>>570309482wait what?really?
distracting american boobies
>>570309405IM SORRY, but I do think that's a legit debuff in game even if they never admit it. She did win it when I watched it.
>Wahey's in japanese
Is summer Taiki the first uma that got the stupid Current Speed buff in her unique?
>>570309674I hate this troll
>>570309578Also this>>570309567fucking died to this, like Natie hearing the Prez's best joke
>>570309638She's super happy you're here and ran with more heart
>run Fuku through MANT just to get fans>inspiration pulls mile from C to A>decide to grab a bunch of mile trophies for completionist >game shits out first S rankThis is an ill omen
>>570309635https://dic.pixiv.net/a/サクラバクシンオー(ウマ娘)theres a summary of her in biko pegasus' story
>claiming threads as his own Shut up chink
>>570309414fusu
I WILL make SEX SEX SEX the most used word this thread and you will like it
Is Sweepy still the best bot or has something better taken its place?>gone for 3 months
>>570309808I've been very happy this run with her. Wish I coulda seen this art when I was giving her mana.
parents approve
SEX>SEXSEX>SEXSEX
>>570309940Nah, I think I'll kep staring.
>>570310051
>sexwith me I hope
have sex with your trainee
>>570310051when is this, did I accidently skip it?
too much sex itt
>>570310210it's a camping Taiki event
horny
>>570310209but shichi wouldn't let me hit...
>Replies to others without offering (you)s I must learn this power. I will study you wizard.
>>570310260of course.
>>570308870Comics like these would be so much cuter if they just depicted Trainer as a normal-faced guy.
hi anon!yeah, our thread has gotten too horny tonighthere, have a wholesome uma to cool you off before you sleep
really feel like exploding today
>>570310457THAT UMA IS NOT WHOLESOME ANONS GET BACK
>>570310457u-uoh
>>570310441I disagree. I hate the typical self insert look (Black hair, grey/black eyes. I'd rather the trainer be featureless. It's a far better insert than some generic one.
>>570310565i want to insert into natie's umanko
Where did they go? The clocks... A whole fleet of clocks...Victory was within our grasp!
>>570310457I've already have an uma and I'm not cheating on her
>>570310489Luck's fickle anon. Don't let it get ya down. If not feel better!
>>570309929
>>570310595japs are genius to have done the T/P head and sinbags as the blank chara. its like I already know him.
what does this mean
>>570310691
>>570310824woudlnt know I don't use taht dog shit bot
>>570310824close everything and start over
>>570310895I've closed the terminal and uma 4 times already, idk what this means
>>570310297>implying
>>570309448601 speaking. Sweepy's kit looks good to me and if it was attached to another character I might have rolled on it. Her anti-rush skill is going to be useful since either Tracen Cheer or Past and Beyond will be valid on pretty much every future CM and Petrifying Gaze should actually be really strong. I always try and get Intense Gaze to tackle the pace chaser pack and trigger my block/overtake skills.
>>570310729It's totally me!
>>570310881going to touch the creatura in funny places, enjoying the feel before she bites off my finger and then my penis
>>570311025the creature is to be respected and fearedbut mostly feared
>>570310984rapist
>>570311025you wouldnt a fusu
I'm back8238 6088
>>570310958is this your first time?
>>570310958I think it wants your Steam Wallet funds. I never updated to the Steam dox patch and have never seen that error.
>>570310565What about a trainer with an undercut and a vest?
>>570311183yes, I don't know anything about coding; I need a genuine retard-proof guide
>>570311025that's her love language
I'm starting to understand why Spe only enjoyed breeding when it was with Dober...
>>570310985I'm not sure what 601 implies, forgive me. I build my teams similar. Even now Nature is my go to if I decide to get serious and build a debuffer because of sharp gaze and if it comes to it mumer. My deck's catered around her for waifu reasons. Sweep is also a strong waifu of mine. I love her chunni witch theme. I'll get her to 5 and start playing with her with CM's in mind like I do Nature. Maybe a late/end and pace/front will do some good in my future
>>570310565at the very least, they have to be taller than their uma
me pointing my dick at fusu
>>570311264I can accept that, It' was needed to make the anime work. I personally don't like the haircut. It seems gaudy to me. Trainer-san not having a name is the difference in this case though.
>>570311276then I can't save youall it said was "start over, I need a new auth"
>>570311443I agree, however I do also like the idea of Uma's towering over the trainer. The ole meme of the man with the snu snu girl at the bar, more for a laugh then anything else.
>>570311702do you remember how you set it up?
>>570310514AIIIEEEEEcute
NOOO TAIKI DONT BE SAD AHHH
>>5703111466/9
>>570311771>>570311437sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570311437>I'm not sure what 601 impliesYou quoted two peopleand my post is the one that ended in 601. Stamina debuffing has never worked out for me, but Cheer Halo has some potential as a hybrid ace. I think Dominator has the same timing window as Intense/Petrifying Gaze. What's Nature's end closer rating? Lower than C is pretty dicey because you're giving up a lot of distance sparks.
>>570311791nodo YOU remember how you set it up?were you an oldschool-sweepy user?
>Mambo is kept illegally LMAO
>>570312193>were you an oldschool-sweepy user?yeah I was in BMT for the past few months, so I missed all of sweepy's evolutions.I used bluestacks though, kinda impressed there's now a steam version.>do YOU remember how you set it up?yeah I just followed the old instructions and made it work, had to reboot every now and then because ADB (whatever that is) wasn't working
>>570312193Did you run the initialiser program yet
s sexsex x
Is new Taiki better than standard? Skills seem similar.
>>570312367are you talking about wignet install or something else
>>570312068Oh! I'm a bit retarded, my bad. I was referring more to running a Nature late and another Uma End. Learning towards Brain or Sweep. Brain more because I've seen a lot of Brain's beat me. Sweep because that theme is right up my ally. I don't think I'd ever run Nature as a end. Cheer Nature might be able to do it with her unique but I haven't done enough end closers to really be able to experiment with that. While base could pull it off I believe. That unique is very versatile and it's level six. I have a solid Cheer Halo though. I got her to four when I was chasing Cheer Nature's 5th star.
>>570311469
>>570312446No I'm talking about the scheduled protocol
>>570312443My understanding is having a free Mile Maven is pretty busted. Taki's 5th skill is also really good. More experienced trainers will know more.
>>570312443old taiki is for the tracks you already used her for, new taiki is for the tracks the old ult isnt good on
8238 60888238 60881 more please
>JP thread renamed themselves with moonrunesI recall another thread on /jp/ that did the same thing. Really makes me think.
>>570312561I have no idea what that is, so probably not
>>570312548GOD I wish that was ME!
>>570312475>>570312068Brian**** again retarded.
>>570312592they got a stray bullet from jannies a few days agothis is their answer
>>570312574lobby is already past the sign up period, no one can join if its 15 min till the start time
>>570312374my Princess doesn't even know what that is
>>570312570>>570312571Couldn't you create a Taiki with both unique?
>>570301003it wasn't really anything specialnot as insanely flat as, say, oguri's at least
>>570312804theoretically with grandparent shenanigans you could, but there are better things you could do with less effort
I would like to apologize for my past indiscretions, this event is kinda good
What the fuck is Camping Dober's Ult good for? This feels like it's made for a very specific course in the same vein as Ines Fujin's was
Midnight CM 15 room106497341064973410649734
>>570312592To be fair they had a non moonrune thread the time they're getting deleted but the moonrune one was created earlier
Late but holy shit 20 clocks
After a week of unity for the hat rewards, I must say:MANT is still the biggest dogshit ever
>>570312592>I recall another thread on /jp/ that did the same thingthat happened because someone from the freshly made /vt/ bought an ad to send people there lol, what a cancer of a board no wonder 3/4 of the people left
>>570312592>recall another thread on /jp/ that did the same thing/gacha/ board soon!
>>570312743that's fucking dumbhow do I change that?
>>570312592stop nyoooticing you will make people think Teiobros were that kind of /jp/ bros
>>570313053>losing to Sweepy
>>570311276If you want retard-proof just use this one: https://github.com/steve1316/uma-android-automationIt's slower but it's just an apk so it just runs on your phone/emulator.
6406 02426406 0242
>>570313053make lobby with longer wait time?
1 or 2 20TP on 0 energy for a rainbow witclick
>>570313125I'm B finals and she's good enough for that
>>570313134>No one will be responsible for anything that happens to you or your own account except for yourself.lmao
>>570313040it was a vtuber thread, /jp/ mods hated that thread in specific so much they constantly raided it with offtopic posts about english vtubers, even making stickies just go get over the post limitif you go see that place nowadays you'll see that it's just one guy spamming images and another guy posting incoherent shit about how much he hates Pekora (he's been doing it since 2021)
>>570313134decided to just use the apk oldfag version of sweepy, anyone got a good mant preset I could use?
stop gatekeeping sweepyKaiNi from codelet anons
>>570312592>>570313119Not him but I am in fact from there, and the place he's talking about wasn't even that bad at that time and mostly joined the fun posting. Heck, the debuts were welcomed and memed with coin-base mooning and crashing.It's just the same case as global being too fast to be contained with others.Of course, the sudden influx of fans plummeted the quality both threads with shitposters staying until the ends of time. Sadly, both threads are now dead on their original boards, and accepted to migrate to place I won't mention.
>>570312938Results.>DiaI know it was a recycled one but seeing that uma still scares me...Let's play another.852117008521170085211700
>>570313412I know!I was there when /vt/ was created!
>>570312678There's always the buhi butcherer herself. Free to unlock, strong ult, and built in Uma Stan/gold recovery.
>>570313532>hog podiumfucking grim
>>570313532How do we stop the Xog?
>>570313483link it then delete
>>570313639double fronts + 1 runaway, trust me this works
>>570313639Feed her tasty food
>/uma/ is filled with /hlgg/ refugees no wonder this place loves drama so much
>>570313603long mouth
I'm gonna do itI'm gonna do itI'm gonnaI'm gonna Use Fronts for CM16
>>570313146
>>570313728/hlg/ was the original, /hlgg/ was the offspring bwo
>>570313532>xogsI'm tired
>>570313728Mambo!
>>570313639You don't. Oguri CM. Oguri scenario. Oguri game.
>>570313728The fact that you know things makes you one of them
Is THIS your Trainee?
>>570313904Whats your deck and skills?
>>570313691it's not about filesweepy is publicly availableit just has a vague installation guideprobably to filter people out
>>570313728I'm from without the extra g but still joined the other board early times and only early threads of /hlgg/ were good. I fucked off back when I realized it's being overpopulated by dramafags. Although same thing happened to the original one.
>>570313467boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex boy sex
>>570313920This is my wife, whom I love dearly
>>570313532Results.>Taiki's if losing, win unique procs>it does nothingOf course. Pace promoted Ogurin is the strongest, make sure to make fronts or else. Thanks for joining!
>>570300292Crazy how people easy threw over $5000 on this game only to quit during Trackblazer. They could have a RTX 5090 setup with all that.
>have to endure mediumslop with nothing but meme strategies like triple front or 2 dominators + HOguri to finally enjoy sprintkino with soulful end vs pace battles and say goodbye to MANTwhy can't cygames just implement the debuff ban right now and make it for every CM instead of just the ones they feel like it
>>570313907I don't know what you're talking about https://streamable.com/9wv6sn
when's cygays releasing the uma cohabitation spinoff
>>570314095The xogs are getting faster
>Get an idea for a porn doujin>Keep having really good story ideas, but can't come up with any interesting sexy scenesI mean I'll never be able to draw it regardless, but it's kind of annoying.
not the tiddy monster I wanted from this banner
xogs are stronger but hogdom is weaker right? single heal wincon is too inconsistent, right???
Nice bugged kusoge, globaltards
>>570313596>zero fronts
>>570314209just do what everyone in the industry does and steal ideas from other works
>>570314239You can get a useless 4 star with the legend races at least.
>>570314223sexsexignoreignore schizosexsexMEGA SEXsex
>>570314125>Ends in SprintDid you play in Aquarius...There's going to be even less this time due to Nishino inherit
>>570314182Why haven't Cygays made Uma Relink and turned the game into Winning Post or Derby Stallion yet?
>>570314125>sprintkino with soulful end vs pace battles
>>570314239she might not be the tiddy monster you want, but she might just be the tiddy monster you need
>>570314283hog + 2 consistent fronts is stronger than double hogdom but deboofers are easy to make so you will see them everywhere because MANT sucks
>>570314342ends have cheerleader Kingu's unique now doe
>>570313463he didn't dig deep enough for MANT setupleave the item thing aloneyou only have to set schedule based on your umaold sweepy takes REALLY long time to complete a MANT run btw
>>570314283Yes, while you're almost guaranteed the win with 75% chance to proc, other XOguris exists so your winrate will look worse than 75% in practice. Not to mention other possibilites like fronts making too big a lead sometimes and late/end hitting perfect accel
Regular or Halloween Digitan?
>>570314398Uhhh Latebros are we shit in another CM again?
How much stamina do you need for v. bourbon to win tss as a late?
>>570314505then how do you setup SteamSweepy
>>570314209paizuri into cowgirl into cleanup blowjob
>>570314037A bunch of random shit because I don't know what I'm doing and just rely on her carrying me
>>570314545Just gamble max and believe HARDER
>>570313463>https://pastebin.com/tTXAFwZ4This is my most "up to date" preset, I'm still tinkering and don't even know what a lot of the settings do. It's tuned for Suzuka.
>>570314545lates can win if their name is Xoguri Cap(as in peak)
>>570314443It won't matterNot enoughThey can't catch up
>>570314591Interesting
>>570314616apparently mant doesn't even work for emulator sweepy anymore
>>570314591based insane trainer
>>570313590I need to do a run with her and be serious. I love Golshi.
>>570314591I have never seen anyone take the alt-Pasa inherit. I literally had to look it up when i saw it in the skill list postgame
>>570313728in other words, full of women and SEA. GRIM
Hoguri Status?Front, Pace, Late or End?
>Sweepy gave me two 3* blues in a row (stam and now power)this girl needs to chill
>>570314125>sprintkino with soulful end vs pace battlesThere's a corner on late-race anon. Say hi to A&S, Pump, Moving Past, and SFV
biofem tores itt????
>Hoguri
orenji
love kingu
>>570314727Guess it's a good thing I didn't install the last update or two because it still mostly works for me. It does occasionally do something retarded by mistake like enter a pre-op instead of a G1 or cancel its shop order instead of confirm, but on a good run it can hit S or even S+.
I dober dog dare you to pull on this banner
>>570314591>Deck>Absolute madness>Builds a terrifying Xmas CapHow does one achieve this.
>green skills are supposed to be zero RNG skills (outside gate positioning ones)>super lucky seven has to win a coin flipWHY?!?
>>570314878pace is easiest, end and front are if you have a ton of free time and SSR credit card>>570314897irl sweepy had like 16 kids bro she's made to pass on genes
>>570314984Yeah that's why the name says "lucky".
>>570314980terrifying?
>>570314808She won the first of my platinums. The others came from Taishin and Digital. IMO she's the strongest F2P uma.
>>570309234>>570314878why are you duplicating
>>570314984Only the luckiest uma can uae it.
>>570314901Oh shit you're right, is runaway Suzu viable here?
>>570314984Are you willing to gamble with your life on the line?
>>570314984You're not a lucklet are you anon?
>>570314940Thanks bwo.
>>570313134i just tried this bot out and it fucking sucks, it's worse than sweept 0.01; there's no way to choose which support card to use and it can only do one career before you have to go back and set it up all over again
>>570315073If it happens during GL maybe
can you tank the five MANT runs the event asks you to do?
>>570314570I told you I can't save youthe only real difference between old and new sweepy is that new one wants you to run it on nodejs command prompt
>790k alreadyyep, I'm going to class 5 this week. It's like a month overdue anyway
>>570315315No. It says to win the TS Climax.
>>570315315you can do them in like 10 mins, if you fail the junior year
>>570315315>>570315440Wait what? 5 runs is easy.
>>570314534please respond.
>>570315409Bro I've been bouncing back and forth between 5 and 6 every week. I'm too strong for Class 5 but too weak to retain the Class 6
>>570315574Normal one, the halloween version isnt even out in global dummy.
>>570315538I really really don't want to play MANT last time I played I punched my wall so hard I still can't fully close that hand into a fist
>>570315667lol what a watermelon felon
>>570315538stop posting sex
>>570315598THIS this is me! This has been my standard for the past month n half. I can't hit 720, but I phase right out of 5 with a 700k easy. Annoying.
>>570315259That's the price of being retard proof. That said, if you go to training events you can add event overrides for your cards if you want it to pick a specific option.
>>570313639It's simple, we kill the Oguri Cap.
>>570315667>he gets mad at video games
>>570315598I'm plenty able to remake my TT teams because I still have aoharu umas but FUCK mantI lucked into a 810k hit right after though, so I guess my return to class 5 is delayed another week again
>tachyon: tether hint>bourbon: snowy days hintmotherfucker
>>570315667Headbutt the wall next time so your hand won't get hurt
>>570315746My wife demands mana from all. >>570315667I see, I hope your fist heals well, anon.
>>570315609You know what I mean silly
>>570315667You should take a chill pill
>Do my first real career in a week>Want to target CM15>Borrow TopRo for FCM>Forgot CM15 is good conditions
>>570315885I DONT WANT TO GIVE HER MY MANA THO!okay alright I actually do very much so but goddamn it anon I already gave it to someone today!
>>570315979Maybe the weather will clear up, you never know
I love Rob Roy. When can we expect her?
I hope none of you wasted your carats today
>>570315939https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566706703/#566713262
>>570316071October
>>570316071I want cygay to sexualize those ears
>>570316071December IIRC
>>570315775>oh someone flexing a UG rank probably a buhi->actual relatable deckmaybe I am actually just shit at this game
>>570316071>liking a plain donkey
Now the FUARK do you get 16k in URA
Isn't this game supposed to be fun? Why I'm feeling depressed and stressful?
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>570316265better cards, you will get them in the future
>>570316247who hurt you?
>>570316247she cute unlike finemo
>>570316247Sign it
>>570316071little legs BIG TITS
>>570316289Cuz you haven't spent any carats. Go on, treat yourself. The game becomes .003% more fun for every 1500 carats you spend!
I'm normalizing Creek headpat emote in my club
>>570316309I just finished a run
>>570316071I CANT WAIT TO HAVE SEX WITH MOMOKA FORMA DE UMAMUSUME
>>570316370mant
>>570316391short stacksaresofuckinghotholy shit
>>570316391can't wait to use inari, zenno, and marvelous on the same CM team in like 5 years for the optimal shortstack team
>>570316413you're a good trainer
>>570316450Come here
oh, i HAVE to do 5 mant runs. oh no
>>570316390gonna fuck this donkey librarian into a stupor when she comes out
>>570316656Do it for DANCHOU
>>570316071The real question is when is Rob Roy expecting?
>>570316390Signed. What’s her story like
>>570316598where the horny is created
>>570316247we like big ears here
>>570316087Thanks anon.
>>570316413Club is slacking way harder than usual but we're keeping a good rank, whole server may be in sleeping mode
>>570316775the artist didnt draw them big enough, send him to the guillotine
Wooooow I did 30 pulls and didn't even get Taiki fucking bullshit gameOhwell that just means I'll have good luck stored for the next banner that I really want
>>570316739She pulls out a claymore and slices everyone in half on her way to first place.
>>570316775laisu mogs
>>570317001don't pull without a spark read bwo... trust me I know from experience too
>>570316775id like her to polish my sword, if you get my meaningthen id polish her burgers
>>570317048ready* fuck i need to go to bed
I got W.Finemo in 10 pullI got D.Dober in 5I'm a happy torena
>>570316775rob would obliterate rice and her puny little dagger
>>570317119oh no you missed a y its so over
Why do people vaguepost so fucking hard anytime they talk about other boards? Is the secret club instinct really so deep in all 4channelers...
>>570317232It’s called gatekeeping, I don’t want you in my obscure boards
>>570317232
>>570317232>vaguepostsOh the ironing
>>570317001>30 rollslike rolling into a grocery shop with 50 cents looking to buy eggs
Fuji SHowtime would be better if it gave you better chances for sparks.
>>570317232I don't want people here shitting up my comfy political board
>>570317048>>570317119>>570317157Wtf is a sparky? I'm used to rainbows and such from fgo but sparky? Enlighten me please.
>>570317157
>>570317232>vaguepost go back retard
>>570317232So only those who would reply are from the actual board being talked about
>>570317232Common courtesy is the heart of it all. You don't bring their shit here and vice versa.
>>570317408macky should look like this more often
"we" have "arrived"
there's nothing vague about this postKINGU SEX
>>570317395HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, NEISHA POSTER!?
>>570317048I know gjo, I was just throwing a couple of 10-pulls for fun
oguri cap feet
>>570317535She deserves to be posted in a praising manner!
>>570317682DOX SPOTTED
>>570317395spark is the system cygames implemented into GBF after getting in trouble with the japanese government for not having a way to get the character you want after certain amount of rolls (also for not displaying draw rates), which was later implemented in pretty much every gacha after hoyo came out with the vastly inferior 50/50
>no Medium Ssweepy, end this charade for me
>>570317735not when it makes me feel all warm inside
>>570317772It’s criminal how low the rates are but we are gambling degenerates too
>>570317742She is so cute
Do anyone have the updated version and HD version of this?
>>570317772chinese gachas never had a spark system, thats why hoyoverse 50/50s took off so much over there, people did not know there were already common practices in Japanese and western gacha games
>>570313483Wtf is sweepykaini?
>>570317772>>570317965So it's just pity? I was starting to think there was an underlying system as well. It beats fgo's pity and as sad as it is. If it does that its not horrible. Though I say that as a gacha degenerate.
>>570314047>>570313483stop using the dog shit sweepy and use the better standalone bot
>>570313704This would unironically work. If there were a skill that like healed yourself for 3.5% and healed everyone else for 1%, a lot of people would take it to forcefeeed oguri and kill her timing.a shame no such skill exists.
>>570316775Here's ears.
>>570318193the spark system is fine when you are pulling for the girls but man is it pain when you need to get 5 copies of a card.
>>570318193I like this gacha more than other gachas but I seem to be a minority opinion.I absolutely hate how I can get jewed out of my pity in other gachas
>>570318219>better standalone botshare it?
>>570318349I agree, it's crap for cards. Is there any truth that jp implement where you only need one copy? Sounds too good to be true.
I don't get it... When i browse to borrow a supp, what decides which ppl i find/don't find?
Sweepy is good i can b*t on multiple accounts
>>570318491Shiraoki
>>570318375That's what keeps me playing as annoying as the pity is, the gacha doesn't seem that bad. I've gotten quite lucky on a few single pulls in the cards. Only snagging a single copy but still new ssrs
>>570318349I legitimately would consider quitting if after 600 rolls I don’t get decent pulls for the next scenario
>>570318406rule number one of things staying fun, gatekeep like a moforule number two of things staying fun, call people gay and uglymy bot can easily beat level 5 and make S+/SS uma
>>570318446Most cards need MLB to function and the only ones that don't are scenario link cards (barring the one obvious exception that got severe backlash)
>>570318570>your botwhich you forked from sweepy
>>570318526please be in mambo
>>570318654I'm not talking about something I made myself you disgustingly retarded mongoloidnor is it based on anything sweepy stole from china
>>570318491I think it shows you a mix of people who get borrowed from a lot and newfriends. Almost everyone just uses the dox sites to find card whales to follow tho.
>>570318702sex with boys
I did not know that sucking off strap-ons was a thing until I stumbled upon this one Rudolf/Sirius fanart of Sirius doing exactly that to Rudolf while the latter schlicks herself to the sight of it
which uma would be 100% satisfied and appreciative of my small pp
>>570318570>gatekeep like a mofodon't gatekeep from umadacchis in the middle of the night
Someone please talk me out of using all my carats on the sexo Taiki Shuttle because I am way too tempted
>https://github.com/SweepTosher/dumperthe amount of cheating people can and likely are pulling is stupid you gotta love it>>570318965gate keeping is fun, esp at night when everyone is tired, including myself
>>570318910>lesbians still crave cocks
>>570318910of course you suck the strapwhats the point of even having a dick if you're not gonna have fun with it?
>>570319019taiki is best girl so go for it
>>570319023What does that even do? Scrape RNG percentages?
>>570319023if this doesnt actually tell you whether an event will fail not then whats actually the point of having it
>>570316265>did dober ura for story today>13.9k>grats scenario record!
>>570319036Lescucks don't exist anon
>>570319130 >>570319159>what is readingjesus christ US hours are peak retard hours
>>570319198It's 2am on burgerland, SEAfriend
>shinko will never bite my cock and ballslife is unfair
nyoooo...don't learn about dumpyit's my secret to Ace making
I let fable take a look at sweepy and now im making UG umas every run>>570319130that just shows you the facilities outside the game like a maphack, you can see the training choices when given random events to pick. but that one doesnt seem to show you the items
>shinko will never bite my cock and balls
>>570318939relevant image for your question that got posted here a few days ago that I saved because it made me lol
>>570319119Wrong Uma for the luck to kick in ffs
>she'll never dig here
>she'll never
should I spark smaru speed one time? I have like 70k carrots right now. Or will I want to borrow a MLB one anyway?
>>570319023so what's the point of thisknowing the event will fail before you click and know it will fail? there is no advantage of pickign the bad option just because you know the event fails
>>570319461>mejiro'd
>she has no style>she has no grace
>>570319496sexsexsexcute sexsex cute
>>570319507W.C. Bouquetd'or
>>570319526there is an advantage, anona big one in MANT too
>>570319659you jpiggers are disgusting
>>570319526i know the failure/success of training is decided before clicking
>>570319751is it my erect penis?
>>570319863noit's your mom
>>570319959holy shit what a twisto!
>>570319961lmao
>>570319909i want doto to devour me in a sexual sense
>>570320010I installed req.txt pinky promise
>>570319458This is more accurate than I expected
>>570319458there is no fucking shot golshi is fine with that
here's a dumper for you
>>570319961oh shit nigga what are you doing
>>570319961ask gemini on what is wrong, I figured out many python programs like that
>>570320105>>570320127I mean it's open; it's just not detecting anything despite doing a career right now
>>570320180>>570319961ddddddddoxxed
the INTEGRITY of the game...
>>570320127I already figured out what's wrong: It's written in Python
Sweepy's umanko was insane bros...
>>570319458>shichi>size is not importantLIES!show that mant event with her and the gyarus talking about their ideal partner
>>570320180Have you scouted Tosen Jordan yet? The game doesn't work correctly in any context if you don't have her. Maybe the cheat program is picking up on that.
>>570319458Why is Curren a micro penis lover...
>>570319023Suddenly the "just run 40 races bwo" talk makes a lot of sense
>>570320394>Have you scouted Tosen Jordan yet?I actually went to pity for her since I like her stomach
>>570320090two possible angles the tiermaker was going for>doesn't care because irl Golshi is a hit with the mares and is chill like that>doesn't care because she is pegging you
>>570320094Very appreciated.
>>570312736It was me, I linked their thread. I never knew I would have so much impact.Ended up laughing for 3 hours after he took theirs down, and yet I am sorry. It was never my intention.However, I'm back to laughing.
just let me do the 3 legend races at once for fucks sake the less menuing the better
>>570320394@umagrok is this real
Does distance B really make that much of a difference? Speed is fairly high and yet this is a fucking atrocious showing
>>570320527>the less menuing the betterSaying that out loud on the premises of a Japanese game development company would get you immediately escorted out by security.
>OMG OMG CARDS WILL EXPIRE CARD WILL EXPIRE CAN'T BRING CARDS HAVE LIMITED LIFESPANwait till you hear about mortality
The final story of the event does not give you the event card. Is that a bug?
>>570319524apparently she's pretty good at lb1
>>570320596Long is the only distance where B does not feel like Mr. CBT because it's just a stamcheck, Arima is doable with high enough speed.
Kinda wish there were doujins of cafe. If rice shower and Cb can have dozens of chapters of lovey dovey romance. mayhaps cafe can get one?
>>570320624but umas are forever
>>570320880SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!
>>570320880Flash got us economy seats cause it's the most efficient, and she spent the entire flight just wrapped around me...
Kinda wanted the yjk for memes, but this is good too.
>>570320537Yes, it is real, but my detailed response is too long for 4chan. Please view it here: https://pastebin.com/raw/3mDhPfCc***This message was generated by Umagrok.***
inserting my big AMERICAN phallus into that fertile german umanko
no i should not find this small tomboy cute i dont want to hug her and play carrot ranger with her
>>570320780manhattan cafe's toes in my mouth
>>570321056
>>570321084Why not?
>>570321084How I’m moving the moment I pull her
>>570320780use your imagination and AI chat bots, they've replaced doujins for me
>>570321034She's actually a great alt for real taiki fans. Taiki's unique is only good on a small selection of courses and is often a very small impact just hitting the tail end of the buff duration. For all the sprints and mediums it doesn't do shit for, her new alt is a great option to still run taiki but have a unique that actually does something. Kind of a repeat of the maru and smaru situation. Whenever that final corner isn't in the right spot, which is most of the time, the summer alt mogs.
day 5 of not jerking itstarting to get antsy. bored.
Three dogfuckers and a midget before I rolled Taiki
>>570321084short hair is superior
>>570320780i assume you mean lewd doujins since doujins are literally posted here almost daily of cafe. And im pretty sure there are lewd doujins, you just have to look a little harder because the uma lewding police are somewhat real
Stop being retarded
>>570321245don't call her a midget, she's fun-sized
>>570321225keep holding it for another week, youll be able to semen blast like Frieren
this is hardly overpowered, Spe is still weaksauce
finished my dailies boss
>>570321225that's all bullshit broskiyou're supposed to cycle the system
>>570321252SNIFFFFFFFFF*cough cough*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFA
>>570321367yeah that doesnt sound all that killer, surely there's plenty of skills in jp by now just as good if not better
>>570321329Mrrgrrgrr If worst comes to worst, I’ll commission my own cafe doujin! With a cute cafe meet up, tailjobs, sexy missionary and full nelson and ending with Cafe in her wedding dress!
>>570321225last time I did that, I was in a school trip and sharing a room with my bros. I couldn't find a moment to masturbate in peace alone, so I gad to nofap! But after 4-5 days I just cummed my pajamas in sleep... hopefully nobody noticed
>>570321346the goal is 30 days but I don't know, man>>570321392sorry I'm too brainbroken. I have to do something. life is feeling really empty right now
>>570321371sex
>>570321437What are you sniffing
>Even with full power hachimi, it takes 30 min to do one careerholy shit, no wonder this killed global
My McQueen just took 14th place in the Oxalis Sho...
>camping taiki in 2 single pullsI'm going to go explode now
>>570321846I tried that and got Haru Urara twice.
>>570322032>>570322032>>570322032We must trim down the OP in the future
>>570320407Do we like dogs
>>570321956I just threw two pulls in for the hell of it after getting Tosho
Chrono is down, you can flatline now
>>570320094>>570320495It's canon that she fucks the player character.
>>570322060Removing all text would take care of the problem.
>roll for Taiki alt>get Rudolf
>>570321134God I love this Eishin pic so much...
