Previous: >>570300292>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MachitanCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
We fucked
Mayano's anime is the only thing that keeps me going now...
Man I Love Almond Eye
>>570322196Yanko has tits at least 3 times that big. She's top 5 in the cast in bust.
Every run today was shit
>>570322196did forever young kill mejiro with his mating or what
I hate you all
>>570322263Even the worst run can be turned into something beautiful if you never give up
>>570322263how can you do more than two, theres not enough rp for that
Stay Gold is ugly as fuck and a boy and not only are you a gay pedophile for lining him you're a gay pedophile with shit taste. I hope the retard who spamd her every evening gets the rope sooner or later
Grand Live won't fix the game
>there are people complaining about debuffs before S. Golshi releaselole
>>570322474Surely quadruple Dom won't be that bad right?
>>570322143Agnes Digimonnnn...
>Natie >Rudolf >Grass Wonder Rate my cm team
>>570322664dominant strategy
>>570322664rape squad/10
>>570322196
>>570322664
>>570322585Quad dom + Intenze gaze + quad subdued
>>570322196Uhhhhhhhhh
Are you botting?What club are you in?YesMambo
>>570322196>spoilerYou're on thin ice
>>570322585>You'll get hit by dominator and all of that shit in non mediums too as adventures of 564 ignores conditions.
>>570322196I've been banned for way less, it's not fair
>>570322989Yes/uma/ club
>>570322196it's alright her cunt's blurred
>>570322989YesMambo
>>570322771Please tell me you're just rounding it out and haven't actually been using your valuable daily legendaries to grind 2* bits
>>570322989i used to but I pussied out when they sent that warning a few weeks agoalso mambo
>>570322989I upgraded to SweepyKaiNi and now I can't go backMambro btw
>>570323103>Dom and Murmur on Longs
i love you alland Taiki too
>>570323196golshi looks so much better without her STUPID hatEvery ugly uma is a stealth bombshell
>>570323392What about Vodka?
why are all the botters in Mambo? And why is one of the Mambros lying about being in /uma/club?
>>570322686marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry
>>570322686>MR
>>570323526and kill?
>>570322914I want Sirius and Agnes to tagteam stare at me mockingly.
I want Cafe and Ayabe to tag team against me
>Ágneš
>>570323491Mam"bro"s are all evil they killed innocent anons and then their own leader and pissed on his grave what do you expect?
>>570323748>and then their own leaderWhat? Mambochou is still alive and well
>>570323464Every.Uma.
I want Kwaboli but only after the frog arc.
>>570323464Get offf 4chan Daiwa
>>570323675
>>570323196i have unlocked all the 3* from it, and it feels like base goldship can be used in a lot of CMs so i wanted to 5* her
>>570323464A cute
>>570323891This is not in line with the fan created content guidelines
hugs
>>570323929marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry
>>570323891I don't think you should be posting that
>>570323929>tail wrapping is canonical marking behavior
>>570323875cute 5head
>>570323918>base goldship can be used in a lot of CMsWho's gonna tell him
mr is short for marry
just sliiiiiide across the track like butter
>>570324059Seiun wears boxers??
rickey on my dickey
>parent run with kingu power borrow>1 (juan) 60% megaphone all run>still get these stats and medium Sshould i just run her for cancer at this pointshe has everything but poomp
>>570324230>345 guts
>"Yep yep done 5 starring Gold Ship">"Now for her summer alt!"one must imagine him happy
>>570324041she is fine in longslop... if you have pulled literally zero umas and you love golshi
>>570324230She doesnt have second golden corner from the throne
>>570324182show that obuhi build
>>570324315I thought we all agreed we won't remake aces!
>>570324318i ran out of sp
>>570324183Boys wear boxers
dober is my lover
>>570324398I was gonna call you retarded for borrowing yeppers wit but that no stopping me launched you like a rocket
>>570324059marry kiss marry fuck sex
>>570324468I wear briefs my boys need a house
Did they fix the double tp thing yet
>>570324059Pack a micro bikini for Seiun Sky
>>570324041i spent 30days on goldshipi guess i couldv spent in on 240remaining taiki
>>570324510hanshin 2200 bunches up everyone at the final corner. Graded would use nimble nav but Open is more than fine with 50 RB
Edencucks? Your response?
>>570324568Not. danchou
>>570324398>late surgeruhhh
>>570323954They can't sue AI
>>570324650>Icarus is backAre they using the headless bot or no?
The creation of Taiki Shuttle is mankind's single greatest achievement.
>>570324654(pace chasers have nothing)
newbwo here, uma tactics pro says not to roll on the summer units but moomoocow says to roll on them. who is trustworthy?
>>570324732>name is literally Icarusno way... you think?
>>570324650is their bot linked in the server?
>>570324650>owner is RemezzoSweepydev must really feel like Oppenheimer right now
>>570324806you roll on them if they make your pp hard and if not you save for cards
>>570324806typo, i meant camping, not summer
>>570324806if they make your dick hard roll on themif they dont then skipThere are so many support cards that are good that you might want to get that rolling for meta umas really isnt worth it. Just roll on who you like
>>570324806Anyone without Summer Goldship is strictly relegated to Class 5 for the foreseeable future
its prob that pajeet remezzo. sweepydev is too based for stuff like that
>>570324806literally who and literally who
>>570324806I dunno who the first guy is. Unless you really like them don't roll. The Taiki is generally good kind of like base Oguri the Dober is very situational
>>570325032Cutepano Rickey....
>>570324806Uma Tactics Pro has an AI banner so you shouldn't trust him.MooMooCow doesn't play the game anymore so you shouldn't trust him too. Just trust your dick.
>>570324806you roll for goldship
>>570324806You know whatIDGAF anymore BE GASLIGHTEDYou deserve it for being retardedWe as a community need to ignore these posts
It was a good day in team trials.>sprint was the 1000m stretch, Maru beat anything at all with B sprint>long was the 3600m, Rice wins by a distance>Bourbon has no accels but just midmogged everyone so hard she didn't need itThe power of mood ball and turning off your opponents' firm course menaces
>>570325149FineMo would NOT say this she would always strive to be as helpful to newfreidns as possible!
>>570325149kys nigger
>>570324806i smirked at this post, good job
>>570325149I have a bone to pick with people that buy speed starin 14 fucking CMs speed star has never been a good buy ever, in the history of Global. It is a gamble speed carryover that only procs in the final corner, IE the fucking accel zoneso it wouldnt DO anything for youit hasnt done ANYTHING FOR ANYONE IN MONTHS, IF AT ALL
>>570324806>>>>>>units
All I know is that I want to breed Gold City
>>570325215Finemo would say this!
>>570324806Unc didn't say to roll, he just said they were viable. If you haven't rolled on umas at all and want to fill out your 1&2*s, either pull on the Seiun Sky & Narita Brian banner or wait for the Summer Goldship banner. Otherwise be smart and hold for Summer Maru support card or, even better, reroll on the Light Hello & Agnes Tachyon until you have both MLB'd.
Guten Morgen /uma/
>>570325283It's good for Sprint/Miles
What's with all the Rickey propaganda lately?
>lost 5 clocks to agnes digitan in nhk mile cup>rival was dober>each race ends up the sameim crying
>>570325496The Queen of Dirt (Anal) is coming soon...
>>570325442The only situation I can think of is CM10 in which it could work (but running pace pasa was kinda shooting yourself in the foot)
>>570325496She's cute
>>570325560i dress like this
>>570325509FUCK
>>570325560A whore too
I'd rather take a proper gander at this
newbwo here, would rickey root for t1 or hle?
>>570325496I like frontsI like dirt umasI like rng umas and fuku is kinda uglyI like touhouI like for (you) girlsI like spunky girlsI like fangsI like brunette umas (I have a whole list)I like shotacons because I used to be tinyI like meta
Rickey is a Team Vitality supporter cause she's a fan of goatwoo
>>570325662Intercourse with this uma
>>570325380
Sex with asexual umas
I hate Germans
>>570325801Hello Suzucutie!>>570325772The Touhou unique animation is very cool, it's what's kinda tempting me as well....
>>570325792>Dig Here, Rickey!>*unzips*>Reorganizes my balls
>>570325847And now?
>>570325781yeah i doubt that bwo
I hate slop even more than Germans
>>570324806Don’t trust the retards here telling you to go with your gut
>>570325283I bought it, I'm sorry
GUTS GAMING
>>570325283>never been a good buy>It is a gamblesounds good to me
what the fuck is the guts stat anyways you already have stamina
i like rickey's design but i cannot in good conscience roll for her knowing there is only one dirt cm a year
>>570325283It was a good mid-leg skill just last CM, stop being silly.
>>570326131I don't know, but it has to be there for a reason. Game devs would not just put a completely useless stat in the game.
>>570326215>1 dirt cm a year>remake TT teams 2-3 times per scenario>get a cute girl appearing in your lobbygood buy to me
>>570326215it's the grinding for 6 green skills that turns me off. Even if there arent many dirt cms I would still be happy slotting in her in as a permanent dirt team trials uma
>>570326338>Only six greensenjoy gold I guess
>>570325496Paid CCP shills
>>570326321i do TT everyday and i dont even remember who is in it
>>570326280guts increase your last spurt speed and accel and lets you duel stronger and longerit also acts as midrace for fronts
>>570325283I won Scorpio with it
>>570326321You remake your TT teams more than once a scenario? That's crazy. I'm in 6 and I think I still have some Unity umas in there.
>>570326383Me and my trainee got matching friendship rings too
>>570326383I did this with Still and now she won't leave me alone wtf
>>570326484I mean I usually just get the first result that's better than the old one and then remake when the semen retention gets too close for comfort
"I hate rng" posters been quiet since umamusume turned into "and hoguri wins again" game
Whoreguri
>>570326383My trainee wraps a strand of her tail hair on my ring finger as good luck every day.
>>570326576nta but I have never remade a TT uma mid scenario. Even with the umas I made in the first week of mant when I had no idea what I was doing I regularly reach like 830-850k score, which will be enough until GL
/uma/ posters been quiet since umamusume
Is it true that all dirt uma like anal?
>>570326556Wife
>>570325283it goldi buy
>>570326769But that would mean grandma is an anal queen...
>>570326258WHAT DO YOU MEAN MIDLEGITS FINAL CORNER
>>570326873YesAnd Urara
>>570326769So what would Digitan be into...
>>570327008Zenbi shuki shuki
>>570326909True
>>570327062Ulala's asshole would be too tight
>>570326894many tracks have the final corner start in the midleg DES
misclicked and bought the DVDs
>>570327128Not fucking late race, what
>>570327008she takes it in both holes
>>570327062so this is why she never had foals... smart catholic girl
i'm going to save up 200 pink tickets at this rate and not need to use any carats
>>570325283I always found it strange that the same general that shits on Rising Dragon fellates Speed Star.
>>570327149what the fuck is a DVD anyway
doctor's appointment in half an hour I wish I'd cancelledugh
>>570327149Ok unc
Basically every skill that /uma/ has glazed has barely been usefulspeed star, on your left, moving past and beyond, baccarole, you name it
>>570324806There is no meta uma which will fix a shitty deck. If you plan on long term prioritize cards. You can dickpull of course too, just keep in mind carats are expensive.As for breadtubers, moocow is not a good player. I don't know about his general advice which might be good, but his champions meeting "advice" is dogshit. Uma tactics is a front runner jp whale, but he's legit.I watch Zelarinth, freshmintybreath, and lightbirb and Seriru. Some have new player guides I can recommend them.The only "must" have here is Seiun Sky if you plan on being a front runner main, because she's the bread and butter for parenting for us frontfags.
"surely my impressive spurt will win this race" as your pacer is 5th going into late race
>>570326894Last track the late race starts at the tail end of the final corner so speed star can either be a midrace or a speedcarryover skill
I kinda wanna use Uma art for certain tokens for my magic cards, but I feel like that’s a bit much…
>>570327365bakaroll and mpb are great thoughOYL was good for URA miles when you combo it with FF
>>570327367>just keep in mind carats are expensive.Not really, it's only a few hundred for a spark which isn't that much if it's only a couple times a month
Digitan LOVE
>>570327423If the fucking thanos copter can be a magic card then Tanino Gimlet can be a goblin token
>>570327448BUHIIII
>>570327360This sweet girl screams very loudly at night during anal sex
>>570327483not a buhi, anything under 1k/month is still dolphin tier
we're just making up numbers as we go now
>>570327493vivlos definitely visits old men in after hours
>>570327534Maybe
>>570327563spending money is whale sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YXzsEKwiNM
>>570327534While wearing the strap on, right?
>>570327448The only good value are the selectors during anniversaries. $20 to save you from aneurysm is worth if you actually play this game. The irl money to carat ratio is horrid, but what gacha's is not so whatever. Maybe the daily carat pack, but even that is stretching.
how long does it normally take for the BLACKED clubs of this general to accept membership requests?
>>570327743what the fuck does this mean
>>570324806I roll for Taiki being a good girl, and got rewarded.It's a game just do whatever you want.
How is this
>>570327476Using meme rice shower as a black assassin token
>>570327725
>>570327725>Is that so>Curses Tabaru with outer gate
>>570327691>Maybe the daily carat pack, but even that is stretching.$7 for 20 pulls is insane, I lose more money a week to carelessness.>>570327448it's indo hours
>>570327819Halloween Kris S as a zombie token
>>570327775Hello Rajesh Kumar. I apologize for the confusion. Please allow me to rephrase. I meant, "How long does it usually take for the in-game 'Uma Musume: Pretty Derby' clubs associated with this general and community to accept new membership requests?
>>570327943did the club you applied to actually have a spot?If you reply to one of the ecruiting messages here then usually it's pretty instant
I failed a 10% in predebut and instantly aborted the run. Is it fair?
>>570328072Yeah that's fair
>>570327448a few hundred for 1/5 copies is fucking awful regardless of how much you're actually willing to spend
Helios is so cute
>>570328047Dear Rajesh, thank you so much for getting back to me so quickly. No, I did not apply after any recruiting messages here, and instead picked one from the list that's neither too tryhard and neither too scrubby.
>>570328241ok retard then they're probably full
Sunday
>>570328447I don't even know who to support
>>570327196Final corner literally means final corner. You're probably thinking of corner late-race, like for Pump or Angling.
>>570328241you only really apply to recruiting messages nonny. You can start by advertising yourself perhaps, maybe a recruiter is online.
>>570328516Tamawife!
>4 flatlines yesterdayI don't like that, danchou
>>570328559I made my call
>>570328606>>570328516Her body isn't suitable for motherhood
hope danchud doesn't take this self hating indian poster
do some MANT runs for me while I farm for wheelspin in other game, sweepy
wait what do you mean Barbie Taiki soonHow can i pull her if i'm saving carats...?
>>570326909>>570327062>>570327110>Urara's face when she gets it in the pooper
>>570328697Never hurts to try
>>570329090Messing up Tama's poverty body
anyone got a gif of sweepy in her og outfit doing this?
>suddenly tamamoposting
>>570329356just checkeddon't have it
>>570329360
Mejiro
Evil horse
>>570329610elaborate
If I got a nickel for every time I've ever liked a tiny flatty shortie animal girl named Tamamo I'd have 2 nickels
what's so evil about tama
>>570329640Pregnant in high school...
>>570329880mare killing chud
>>570329880She's a bit cross
>>570329880just look at that face
>>570329880
our fuarkin hero
>>570329880This...
>>570329734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSlGPvp8MPs
>>570330030
>>570330135
You guys are the ugliest most retarded faggots I ever had the displeasure of interacting with. A pathetic lifeform pretending to be civilized, but you're nothing more than trash with more similarities with indian shit than real humans, you are subhuman. You are the very reason this site is shit and unappealing to anyone with a functional brain. You shaped this place into a turd of your liking while simultaneously refusing to eat shit at reddit which is the place that would accommodate faggots like you better. Umamusume and even ningen women are fucking disgusted by your existence, they cringe when they remember you're a brown loser that loves following rules and reporting your own neighbors to the glowies, women hate cowards, they despise good guys like you, you're weak and pathetic. Kill yourself.
Tamamo slapping me in the face
>>570330221I think I'm gonna live.
>>570330221That's not nice at all
>>570330221heart
>>570330221I'm not a Tachyonfag thoughbeit
>>570330221You used to get banned for posting wordcount filler
>>570328585Dear Sandeep Vinpakka, this is my latest achievement.
>>570330221DAIWA TITS ARE SO FUCKING SAGGY AND SEXY
>>570328447SURELY croix doesn't win this haha
>inari banner20knothing>taiki banner20krudolf dupenishino flowerhalloween riceplease i just want big tata taiki stop giving me children cygays
i'm too poor to date ebayan...
>>570330513Why the fuck are you rolling on shit umas
Umas that would prefer their trainer has a tiny cock?
>>570328447Post-training weights have been announced.* ( ) indicates change from previous raceDanon Decile 522(+6)Museum Mile 510(+8)Sugar Kun 520(+2)Mikuni Inspire 510(+6)Claude Dunoir 516(+2)Byzantine Dream 470(previous race overseas)Family Time 482(±0)Tagano Dude 514(+12)Cosmo Currenda 526(+6)June Take 506(+8)Shin Emperor 502(-6)My Nel Emperor 494(+4)Shake Your Heart 462(±0)Stinger Glass 486(+2)My Universe 498(+30)Meisho Tabaru 506(+6)Regaleira 494(+12)Mystery Way 508(+2)
>>570329953>Mejiro Bright would pick fights with Tamamo CrossOk that's enough to convince me uma Bright is hiding something dangerous under her ditz personality
>>570330601
>>570330221dont shay that....
>>570330621rickey
>>570330621No...
>>570330621Curren would prefer her trainer has a small cock
>>570323337Inherited 564 can only activate one gold. So you can only use one on a single uma.Keen Eye+564 for medium/long is kinda fucked. It recovers as much as any other gold heal, on top of being a debuff. There is no SSR card with Dominator, All Seeing Red Eyes or Mistifying Murmur even in JP for an obvious reason. Meaning you cannot make a debuffer S.Golshi. But yes it allow for og Natie to use both of her gold stamina debuffs on long.
We're all smarter than this, right?
No umas would prefer a small dick trainer
>>570330928No I would fold immediately if my cute and sexy trainee said she loved me
anyone ever had their wisdom teeth pulled out? how bad is it
>>570330928Any trainer who doesn't have erectile dysfunction would lose to Still immediately
>>570330859I HATE CURREN
>>570330874>for an obvious reasonIt's not obvious to me, explain
>>570330928The only ones safe are Keiba-brained black-hole levels of density trainers like YankoTore
>>570324760You are downhill on the start of spurt, so you can kinda use their downhill accel, but not the gold one since Nishino Wit has 0 RB.
>>570331007its alrite they sedate the part that hurts anyway
>>570330928Is there a trainer that would say no to their trainee telling them "I love you" while showing them their soft cotton panties?
>>570331007Modern techniques means you just bleed for the rest of the day and it's sore for another two
>>570331007it won't hurt aside from the anaesthesia needle stinging going in, but if you're squeamish the pulling sensation might be uncomfortable
>>570331191so it's just like friday night with dancho!
>>570331181This is a child...
>>570331007I had mine taken out a while back and you tend to be heavily sedated if they're taking out more than one
>>570331259>>570331181Out of ten!
>>570326131It gives you a second homestretch haste.
>>570331259My cock has the ability to get hard. I lost to Nishino Flower...
How do you know when to use which Taiki? New one is for medium and long courses?
>>570331007in europe they sedate your mouthin america they just knock you the fuck outeither way it wont hurt, maybe it will hurt later but they do give you pills for that
>>570331095it's fucking broken and abuseable
>>570331007it's badvery badyou'll be eating soft food for a weekyou won't actually feel it during the procedure, but the healing will be painful
>>570331007It's a nothingburger usually. I had 3 wisdom teeth removed on 2 sessions. First 2 came off easily and barely bled. Third one was a bit harder to get out, and took a bit longer, also it bled like 24h. Neither session was painful though. That regular drilling at dentist hurts more.It was pretty funny, the dentist barely used any tools when removing the wisdom teeth. He just grabbed my chin and sort of cracked them out by hand.
>>570331007do it without sedation coward
>>570331306>>570331328A child is fine too I guess...
Funniest thing?When you click on third or more race in a row and your trainee goes on long-ass tirade, but you already clicked the "Race" button and her voice gets quieter and quieter as loading screen progresses.
>finish maru ace yesterday>
>>570331007Had mine removed a few years ago. It’s relatively painless nowadays. Inhale as much gas as you want, and now they are smart and block the cavities very well. They gave me some opiates too afterwards, good times. The annoying part is healing, you can’t eat well for a couple days. You will be fine
>>570331328>>570331181>>570331467Has there been a greater character assassination in uma that Nishino? She doesn't act anything like what the fanarts portray her.
>>570331467Fillies are tracen academy's most infamous semen thieves
>>570331529that's a BIG STRONG STALLION
>>570327448>it's only a few hundred for a spark180k hungarian forint for 0-2 lb is not fucking cheap. I live in a fucking poorfag country, that's 40% of the median salary here.
>>570331560Wtf I want to fuck a colt...?
>>570331529that's a colt, not a filly
>>570331493I'm so glad this artist got driven out of and fucked off from the uma community and just draws chinkshit gacha now.
>>570327563>under 1k/month rangeWTF, thats gigabuhi territory, I personaly consider dolphins to be people that buy monthly packs/subcription and only buy SSR scamcha/step-up packs during Anniversaries.
>>570331643Imagine doing this to a real child in a car....
>>570331671ass not poverty enough
>>570331671Tama in shimakaze cosplay fits rather well (makes my cock hard)
>>570331338New one is for when og taikis accel unique is bad
>>570331528>he didn't unlock the secret routeBro...
>>570331743is taikis unique bad on this one
>>570331669xhe still draws uma porn. >>570322196 there was yanko art, and it's recent
>>570331306wtf is the connection between the best tech and these umas
>>570331714>real childfaggot
>>570331714Glowie GOD
I'm tired from work. Can a qtdacchi make me feel better?
>>570331769The hanshin 2200m? Yeah, OG Taiki is best in most sorints and miles. You can use camping Taiki for cm15, just know that you are relying on neck and neck proccing at the start of the accel zone and that pacers outside of the hog are all very unreliable
>>570331743How can you tell if it would be bad?
>>570331714
I really want to fuck Nishino hard.
oh yeah?show your nishino flower for cm15fucking posers
>>570331762>>570331901I love love love when uma's droop their ears when they get flustered, it's so fucking cute please post more
>>570331007The operation itself is a breeze. Got knocked out with gas and didn't even realize it, woke up with all of my teeth extracted.It's the post-operation aftercare that sucks. Woke up after the first night with blood all over my pillow. Then you have to use a little baster to squeeze water over the surgery sites to prevent blood clots. Then obviously have to eat soft foods.
>>570330928Is there any trainer here who would not have sex with their young trainee? I don't think so
>>570331881OG Taiki (and Nishino Flower) uniques proc at the second half of the final corner. When you look up tracks on gametora or any race sim you look at where the accel phase starts and go from there. The earlier an accel procs in the actual accel phase the better, since obviously faster accel means more time spent at max speed. Taiki's unique procs really late into the accel phase, so it's bad.Pic rel is the 2200m Hanshin course for next cm. As you can see the light blue phase starts before the corner 4 mark, meaning it starts at the end of corner 3. Dober's and Ryan's unique work well then, while Taiki and Nishino are shit outta luck.
>>570331507Time to Bakushin.
morning
>>570332275Morning!
*determined descents*
>>570332275It's 8pm...
>>570332309Yeah, Nishino can descend on my cock.
Bourbon wants sex again...
>>570332371Bourbon wouldn't do this>>570332369Nishino wouldn't do this
>>570332371Well time to give it to her then
>>570332438
>>570332331Ausbwo...
clankers aren't sexy at all
>>570332275i hate being awake i hate being alivekill meumamusume
>>570332128Thanks for this. Very informative!
Good morningI want to trainer to finger me into a complete mess then feed me my grool before throat fuckong me
>>570332508No problem, dont be afraid to ask questions in the future if you dont know something
>>570332557silly symboli....
>>570332275OHAYOUUUUU
>>570332557dober would say this
>>570332481Then why do I want to fuck her?Her soft fat organic body that sweats and pisses and shits
>>570332569do females exist
>>570332612Believe it or not, yes
>>570332557Dober is a closet pervert and horny bitch that secretly masturbates every night and would say this
>>570332670oguri.jpg
Good morning bros
>>570332603What a lewd outfit.
>>570332557>>570332601>throatfuckDober would only want raw impregnation creampies with a disgusting m*le
me on her shoulder
>>570330221>shit was so cash
>>570332720Good morning Pearl anon!
>>570332729It's really slutty.What does that say about Bourbon...
>>570332794Good morning!
https://www.youtube.com/live/_tVn4-b4UoU?si=IOd1XasPVUDYom6Y
>>570332795I want to see Bourbon's slight embarrassed albeit deadpan face when I point out how sexy her racing outfit is...
>>570333180I want to make lewd comments about her fat tits, wide hips and round ass.
>>570331007I had perfect teeth including my wisdom teeth but for reasons not relevant here I had to get rid of a couple of them, it doesn't hurt at all. So long as you get anesthesia, you will only feel a weird pressure, but it doesn't hurt.If your teeth are fucked in the sense that they have to drill or cut your gums, it hurts a bit, but nothing a big boy can handle, you'll be fine. Close your eyes so you don't see the blood splatter.
>midrace accel and studiousis halloween bob the only good welfare card?
>>570333378power marvey carried millionsspeed jordan is pretty good too
>>570331007It's alright. You're still able to eat on the same day.
>>570333763Umamusume B is fucking insatiable, she wants another hot load?!
>>570333378everything after speed jordan has been turboshit
>>570333837BASIC BLO—
>>570333837i want to put my face in her crotch and die
>>570333378every welfare from now is basically a cleat dump
I just accidentally trained on senior japan cup turn woopsRun was shit anyway and I'm only finishing it for fans/event points, but still...
>>570334327DANCHOU DON'T LOOK
>>570334327oh my god
>>570331714real children are fucking disgusting
>>570334350>>570334440I bought 2 glowsticks in the final shop please dont kick me danchou....
How do you even run end closers for CM15 if spurt doesn't work?
>>570331714ewwwww that's faggy as hell dude
MejiroMejiroHikari wo michi wo
>>570334550notice how all the end closer """mains""" suddenly disappeared? yes.
>>570334550you pray with pump, moving past and nimble nav
>>570331714This is why I'm scared of Mayaposters
HASHIREEEEEEE somethingBLOW my GAAAAAAAAY
>>570334550we already went through CM13 and you're still asking something this stupid?
Why are you guys latching on to Still in Love? Like I get that the character is cool but she's so far into the future that it's hard for me to get excited for her.
>>570334550what do you mean it doesnt work i just got done with medium s golshi.....
>>570334550I ran Admire Vega on the derby CM despite spurt not available and she still won decently with just Darin Strike. The long last straight is a big plus for end closers which is the same in this CM
>>570331095Imagine the sheer fucking headache if you could put dominator on everyone.
>>570334550Confused Still is cute.She'd make this face when I deny her sex
that's a cute name
It's over...
MANT won...
It's comfy...
>>570335410I-I can see her ass cheeks
>>570335448That's intended
>>570335448she always have something in display this whore
>>570335671Her nipples are one waldrobe malfunction away...
Fuji Cuteseki
Fuji Slutseki
>Yanko became friends with Dodocute
>my trainee showed up with another man
>sex icon debut outfit>both 2 alts tries to cover her up
>my trainer showed up with another boy
>my trainer showed up with another uma
fucky kisucky
>my trainer laid his head on another lap
>my trainer showed up>the room was ripe with the stench of male pheromones Ugh.... *inhales*
none of you are funny
>>570336151Dober would do this
>>570334550>how do you run end closersyou don't.
>my husband showed up smelling like another woman
>my trainee can open doors
>>570335895>game has a support system toowhat the HECK
>>570336151Lewd bitch...
>>570336325Dia, for the LAST time I'm NOT your husband.
>>570335448no you can't
Open, if you dare
Has anyone wondered if there is a weird paradox where the higher the difficulty of Showtime the easier things might become? Because the danger of being blocked isn't as severe if other racer's aren't that slow as shit
>>570336336
>>570336536God Curren just extracts every drop of sperm out of my balls by just posing cutely...I'm literally under her control
>>570336495TSKR
So there's a Taiki Support card as well as a different variant as well both up. That doesn't seem fair.
>>570336590
>>570336495My trainee wouldn't do this to me.
>>570336642She's so fucking cute I want to take care of her forever.
>>570336605Bamboo Cutemory
>>570336694
>>570336616taiki game
>>>>>>>>he fell for curren
>>570336728Many are saying this!
>>570336616taiki gameu des
>SR Bourbon guest event shows up>If i make her sad i can get a convenient Corner Recovery hint and it doesnt matter because she's just a guest card>Don't make her sadi cant do it
>>570336495
>>570336495fusu
>>570336849You love umas too much to make hard decisions
>>570336501That is not how that works
Did you know? Taiki is the only Doto's friend who doesnt suffer from any sort of abuse from her. Her +5 energy event where she molests Doto represents how Taiki's hugs literally cure evil.
>>570336895why do they keep turning her into a dorg
>>570336957I want to bully Doto's fat tits
>>570337106they don't turn her into it. the creature merely resembles Gentildonna
>>570336957i want to get bullied by Doto's fat tits
>>570336930IT'S REAL TO ME DAMMIT
>>570336957You fail to see the underlying message in this. Taiki is more evil than Doto. Nor do you see that they are both connected to the true evil mastermind, Fuku
>>570336957
>>570337412me on the left
I want to get attacked by fat Doto tits and then fight them off, overpower them and then play with them to my hearts content
>8% double rainbow>fail>8% double rainbow the next turn>failRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>570337564>lovey-doveyIt's not, Curren is raping me to maintain her cuteness...
this is what uma graphics would look like in 2030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw0Q4ueWbJQ
>>570337606If you were playing mant this could've been avoided.
>>570337606Should have laughed at her jokes
>forgot to check in for cm finalsit's over
>>570337606Should have kissed her when she asked for them, professionalism is a meme
>>570337564Literally post-sex glow
The only reason I'm playing this game is to pull Rob Roy and cum on her glasses
I slapped Curren's ass when she was flirting with me and she went bright red and got stun locked.
>>570337906>>570337957>>570338098I got tilted into throwing her into another double rainbow a few turns later at 27% and the training succeeded..
Spe is saggy...
chiyopit
>>570338385
Kitasan is literally perfect
>>570338560I want to have brutal violent sex with this cripple, just the way she likes it
I don't really borrow Fuku very often but we're over halfway through MANT and i've never actually finished her event chain...
so ded todayis there a vtuber concert going on?
>>570338650Sex
>>570338784cute katsuragi ace
>>570338650I feel like Verxina is just a blue haired version of her
>>570338750there is no way cygames approved showing umamusume covered in cum
Flats are so pathetic
>>570338750Symboli Kris Sex
>>570338750gta6 came out early
>>570338737It's much like Turbo's card in that you need to gamble 3 times to get it the letter is actually quite touching even if it doesn't play out the way they wanted
>>570338429saggy tits made out by intense plapping nights are so good.
>>570338956a cat in heat
>>570338750Maybe it's time for a cancerous CM 15 cancer room519793485197934851979348
>>570339042but I only have 1 ace done
>>5703390981 ace and 2 debuffers sounds good
>>570339149but the ace is a late surger.....Also I generally dislike using debuffers. I'd rather give an uma I like an actual chance to win
>>570339172Those could bludgeon someone
>>570339032It's SEX. Not that weakshit safehorny plap. FUCK! COITUS! PENETRATION! PONOS IN VAGOOO!
>>570334550arent endclosers in cm15 basically just late surgers (mpb+pump) with daring strikecould be worse, you could be a pace enjoyer without xoguri
>>570339042I'll join with some recycled aces...
>>570339296I want to rearrange maya's guts with my cock
I still don't know what this means, but they are all girls so I guess it's okay?
>>570338882
>>570339347Now it's harder to pull her hair during umapyoi but I guess Rice likes it rough
>>570339347
>>570339347Oniisama wants Rice to spread her legs when they're in bed together. The fuck is Rice gonna do about THAT
>>570339365You know exactly what it means
>5 Mejiro Jobbers>0 Taiki Shuttles until the pityLooks like I’ll be swiping the card on the light hello banner this is bullshit
>>570338882Very nice
>>570339231Kingu would never talk like this.
>>570339407buttmoggeded
>>570339472
>>570339231>PONOS IN VAGOOOAn explanation like that is not enough for me to understand.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really realy really really really reallyu really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really realy really relaly really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really erally really really really realy really really really really really really realy realy really really really really really really love Stego.
>>570322032>>570322032NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED THE COW TITS NIT THIS UGLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WHY WHY NOW ALL MY CHANCES OF GETTING HER WIRH FEW ROLLS ARE ALL GONEEEEEEE AAAAAAA I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO DAMN MUCH AAAAAA
>>570339407
found in the wild...
new cryer
>>570339593I hate Nice Nature's regular haircut so anything different is an improvement
>>570339347Rice is cute in any hairstyle
>>570339686The Tyrant must fall someday...
>>570339680poor thing.
>>5703390426/9it really is a slow day skynet must be spreading to every system right now
>>570339692Kill it with fire
>>570339680Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really realy really really really reallyu really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really realy really relaly really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really erally really really really realy really really really really really really realy realy really really really really really really HATE this DOGSHIT game
>>569948412An update for youBest Fruit (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Buena Vista) is retiring after her 4YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 23 starts, she has won 22 times, including 10 G1s, 5 G2s and 5 G3s. Her final placement stat is 22-1-0-0. During her career she received the following awards: 2021 Best 2YO Filly (JP), 2022,2023 Best Miler (JP), 2022,2023 Best Sprinter (JP)
how are yall niggas running rooms alreadyim still making a dober parent
>>570339647Don't worry about it too much and just J-J-JAM IT IN!
>>570339931I've been trying to make a dober parent since MANT started
>>570339832Dia's cheeks are pinchable
>>570340018Too much wurst and mett
>>570338867i approved it
Holly BazookasI could have gotten These canons but i got flat Board dober Shit insteadAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS TRASH GAME SO MUCH
I really like Duska.
>>570340219Forgot pic
>>570340241Cow love!
>>570340418I want to put a bandaid on her ring finger and watch her reaction
>>570339042Results. And anons said nobody was doing end closers.Thanks for joining.
>>570340219>>570339905>>570339680Are you fucking shittting me....Fucking nuke japanThis cant be realThis hast to be a Nightmare
Man... I wish rainbow trainings existed in MANT.
>>570340618Do i really need to roll 200 Times? MC fucking kill yourself cygame trannyThis should be illegal The Programmer needs to do Harakiri right now
Doto would do this
>>570340608If only she had Medium S...
>>570340728I always feel sorry for her
>rushed in cm14>tracen cheer and strelitzia gone>rushed in cm15>MPB and strelitzia gone
>>570339728>hating fluffy horns
>>570340241cow sex
>>570340618Dogfucker...
how good are the camping umas
>>570340878ace on my face
>>570340878all umas are rapists
>>570340618I threw 3 single pulls at it and got camping Taiki, which means I'm not going to get the Light Hello card until the end of GL
>>570340902they are cute
>>570340618skill issue
>>570340796Umas always catch their prey...
>>570340902Dober is good in specific tracks, until you realize you have to inherit Moving Past somehow. Camping Dober also has the second best outfit in the game currently (original Dober as first) Taiki has a current speed increase unique
>notices Light Hello and Tachyon are on the same bannerHow am i supposed to pull both of them?
>>570340902there will never be another hoguripull on whatever umas you like
>>570340618Fucking deserved shit taste faggot
>>570341046get 90k carats
>>570340940Do you wanna Swap2 dogs for taiki
>>570340878Mr. CB pov.
>>570341046You pull for Tachyon and get spooked by Light Hello.Same way you pulled for Ayabe and got spooked by NTR.Or how you pulled for Riko and got spooked by Rice.
>>570341046Thats the neat part, you dont - better hope you got at least 1 rainbow crystal and 400 pulls or you're COOKED
>>570341128>>570341204I think i'm bricked then
>>570341129I'll trade you the Fuku alt
>>570340721Holy shit it's actually the scatjeet melting down deserved fuck
>>570341254Hag Hello's ass would be flabby with stretch marks
Become puppy-chan.
>>570341284we told you, bwo
>>570341353She will become my puppy-chan after I send her to France
>>570341353beastality, but I'm the dog
>>570341353I will become her papi
>>570341005>current speed increasehey isnt that actually good
>>570341284You should aim for MLB Tachyon, 2LB Light Hello is "good enough" at least according to Witgod and his advice has generally been helpful. Of course, this is all RNG you can get absolutely screwed on your pulls and end up with 2LB tachyon after 400 pulls and nothing else
>>570341254Hags wearing clothes unfit for their age make me go wild
>>570341635it's amazing, gold head on and that unique are good stuff
Nobody actually likes El. She's just a pretender.
>>570340902Taiki has triumpulse but better
>>570341671i bounce like this
>>570341671we all bounce like that
>>570340618Hope you never pull Taiki unless a spark. Deserved for shit taste
>>570341671I bounce like this on Light Hello's sweaty buruma ass
MY CM TEAM CAME TO ME IN A DREAMRUDOLFGROOVEBRIAN
>>570341802>>570341090dont shay that.....
>>570341671I claim the Opera Mare in the back
>>570341636>3LB R Riko>1 copy of SSR on last 10 pull before pity
the O in mejiro stands for KING
>>570341764>>570341005>if second on the last 200m, get steroidsjpbros, how often does this happen
>find open leauge discussion>I like talking about open leauge>>"Its so good you can just grab old umas and shove them into the game and get guaranteed third in A finals at least!!"why the fuck do people even play the game if theyre gonna engage with it like this
>>570342220
>>570342169Pretty certain most of the evolution skills are like that. Either they give acceleration on top of target speed, or they give Triumphant Pulse-levels of speed, or they increase current speed
>>570342220we're tired of mant, and just want to coast to gl
>test some aces I made in 2-3 runs>0/20fuark I was hoping I could be lazy this time
>>570342220the point of open is to accommodate newcuties and veterans who can't be assedminmaxing is autism
>>570342220Eh, I'd rather have the lazyfags. The true anomaly for me is people intentionally going to Open League and trying as hard as Gradedfags
>>570342387minmaxing is the entire point of Uma how is it any different
I don't even know what date the obuhi cup starts
>new....cuties?
putting umas from previous cms is also a form of minmaxxing
:l>:)
>>570342437no, a good uma in graded is just maxmaxingplaying numbers games to fit under a rating cap is something 0.01% of the open playerbase will want to do
>>570342482Believe it or not some people actually are new and install the game during mant. I've seen a couple questions here asked by newcuties and I'm always happy to answer them
>>570340618you deserve to only get mejiro ryan on every pull till spark
>>570342531What makes a good uma in graded is what makes a good uma in openonly difference really is that your stat totals are lower overall. 800/900 power or wit as opposed to capped power and wit
sleep is minmaxinggoing to work is minmaxingbrushing your teeth in minmaxing
>>570342502Thank you for reminding me to do my legend races, I had forgotten
>>570342705>sleep is minmaxingthis, but unironically
Don't send your oshis to open league. If you truly love them, give them the chance to win a platinum. Doesn't matter if they win or not, we read their stories and we all know they would prefer losing in the Graded League than winning in Open
>>570342759but Smalco loves Open races?
Pretty Derby made some good stuff from her loins
>>570342705none of you have ever minmaxxed sleep so you only sleep 6 hours and change your sleep schedule depending on your days offnone of you have gotten a work with crazy schedules where you have to minmax your hoursnone of you brush your teeth
>>570342759I'm soulless and I love spreadsheets and I want my oshi VBourbon to win against little timmy playing A-rank URA hishiama on open league
>>570342845Sex! Marriage even!
>>570342869>spreadsheetslike what
>>570342930Personal paid spreadsheet from my favorite youtuber, of course. I'm not telling you what it contains.
1* guts 2* long
>fuku is an agemasen
>>570342759>If you truly love them, give them the chance to win a platinumIf I've done every CM so far and haven't won a plat, I doubt I'll manage to get one later.That being said I'm mindbroken so I send them to graded anyway.
>>570342845I will handle Spe's offspring
>>570342869>love spreadsheets>can't make his own
I wouldnt say you need a spreadsheet, just a rating calculator to double check your work
nyo..
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
wahey
>>570342989I feel you
>i've been on the same career for 12 hours nowFUCK
>>570343223Why would I want to be one?
>>570343445sexo
>>570343239el condor pawgsa
>>570342759I'll keep jobbing on graded even though I am a shitter. There's no point in playing if I'm not going to use at least a couple of the girls I love.But I may send a xog next one
>>570342759I'm not even good enough to train an Uma to get placed bottom in Graded
>>570342865For nearly the entirety of high school I only slept 4 hours because I would stay up to 3 AM reading visual novels or watching anime, even when I started working I still did it, except I might take a quick nap when I got home.13+ years of doing that made it hard to fall asleep at a normal time, and genuinely impossible to sleep more than 4 hours (unless I stayed up over 24 hours).
cm15 pace test32188562>>570344662wtf are you me
>>570344662you are going to get early onset dementia in your late 40s
post something cute
>>570344828I'm not even going to make it to 30 because if Kitasan doesn't finish her support chain again this run I'm gonna FUCKING kill my self.
>>570344992
>>570344662You may actually just be a short sleeper. It exists
>>570344758lol this blur tool is funnyone more27003825
>>570345282Oh no oguribros what happened
>>570345349this is a honest front lobby
>>570345349most room joiners here actually arent running the hog
*spreads cheeks*
>>570345430>most room joiners here actually arent running the hogas an ogurifag i'm proud of you guys
>>570345112
>>570345629We NEED to accelerate faster
>>570345430wrong time of day for the metafags
>two wild duramente appears
>>570345736Agreed
I want to slap my trainee's ass unsolicited
is this upcoming cm really xoguri dominating like last medium cm? I really don't want to use xoguri...
I get these way often recently
>>570345847orenji wife
dead thread
>>570346056you don't have toopen lobbies seem very diverse
>>570346056You either run the hog or fronts, same as Aries
>>570346101sex
>>570346101Sorry Umama I'm doing my last borrow run
START IT I NEED TO SEE WHO WINS
>>570346128Smaru and v bourbon I guess
>>570346062Sei is super clever, after all.
>>570346101why is she showering with a towel on how is she going to dry herself after
>>570346062I've done like 300 runs now and seen the hat maybe twice, and both times I couldn't afford it.
>>570346194I don't know who that is but with that name it's most likely some troon, please stop calling me that
>>570345847best class
>>570345282got up from bed so proper results this timefine hit determined descent and nsm frame 1 so pace is totally bricked in full front lobbieswonder what to do thennnthanks thanks
>>570346764>that SMaruHoly buhi.
>coolest uma you've ever seen>actually she's animanga-onlyFFFFUCK OFF
>>570346764Thanks for the room!My poor Inari... Had to hit Mile S when the mile CM is over but no medium S...
>>570346926How did she birth a jobber
hmmmm this or takarazuka classic year? have a motivating phone that would carry over to summer too
>570346867W bait DO NOT look at the full ssr one>>570346948seeds are a bit wonky rn I hit long A from a gp with this fine so no S here either
>>570346975It's okay, since Urara is the cutest uma ever. She doesnt need to win races.
>>570347083What the heck, I HATE seeds...
>>570346764Determined descent + head on + NSM = still lose.
>>570346926it always hurts>huge>browntaiki blizzard would've done iron man numbers on global
*seeds you*
>>570347319Kris LOVE
>>570341046You only need LH on 2 LB. Tachy does require mlb, if you do 4-600 pulls, you will get some LH, while sparking for tachyon
>>570346926stop reminding me that we've been robbed
>>570346926Nipple Teio.
Still a Silly
>>570346926How does that work? do they have permission to use them in the anime but not in the game? or do they just use them under different names?
>>570347526Satono Daiyamondo desu!
>>570347557Too late Still, I saw your naked ears, now you can't get married anymore
>insta is down
>>570347578Whenever they dont have the "rights" to an uma they use a diiferent name. See for example Taiki Blizzard being called Snowing Hazard. They're never media exclusive, but they dont put the changed/fake name umas into the game and keep them anime/manga only
>>570347578Different names.
>>570347685Whole meta is dead
>>570347664Is Edo umanko good for you?
>>570347685good for you, that means you have more time to make new videos
>>570347375There is actually holes in all three of them that way you can't cheat by double or triple wrapping
>>570345117My god.
>>570347947>>570347947>>570347947
>>570347717What about Tokino Minoru and Northern Taste?
>>570347976Sorry, unfortunately I have no idea what you're talking about. Those two umas are not in the gameI assume the director and tazuna are just too important characters to not include
Are we filling up image slots?
Yeppers
