Previous: >>570322032>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MachitanCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570347947hey
Mambo!Tahbo thread!
Teio!
Rabiposters should probably just fucking kill themselves.
Tabho a cute!
>>570347947
hey
dozo
ryan LOVE
wahey>>570347947we really gotta trim the OP but I guess fuji's event is ending in 2 days so some info is gonna get trimmed down and then we can put "SSR Matikanetannhauser" again
>>570348073Can I get a Fanta instead?
Digitan LOVE
himba gaming
>>570348220difference between himba and ohimba?
>>570348273o is polite speak
>>570348273himba is just any mareohimba is any spoiled noble mare
>5 AM>go for a walk around neighborhood>finish MANT runs on phone>take a nice long hot bath afterI should have done this ages ago.
>>570348147It actually fits even with Matikanetannhauser since the "Make A New Track's been removed
>>570348076Understandable
Last Thread
>>570348525oh you're right, when I made the change back then I didn't trim that one
>>570348437You can distract Taiki long enough with a few burgers and a lemon soda
>>570348593>spe dead
>>570348593dober hate
>>570348651Didn't know Riko was South African
should I do URA or unity cup to grind out the silk hat rewards
Why didn't uma lobbying prevent the invention of the automobile? Surely many umas must have lost their jobs as carriage/rickshaw drivers.
the mini falco cutie looks so head empty
>>570348763if you feel like wasting 5-10 extra minutes each run do unity
HOEH
>>570348763URA
>>570348593>open marry SEXPlease be gentle, Dia-chan...
still missing PP falco please finish your event this is a FL distance S run
>>570348763MANT1 G1 junior year3 G1 Classic and Senior Year
This event seems to have a few reaction images in it
i love mant
>>570348970hmmmmm do I do it
>>570349134everyone says this
>>570348763I did MANT. Got all the rewards last week, and some decent parents, too. Fuckers seriously locked BOTH rainbow crystals and 3 carat packs until the very last run, was total absolute baloney.
>>570348547>he vowed to never again touch her tailhe thinks he has a say in this
>>570348763I did unity and got some decent parents out of it
>>570348763i did them on ura had the most fun with the game in months
>>570349152how badly will it fuck up your run if you fail? do you have a whole bakery of cupcakes?
>>570349152winners go winnin
>>570349152don't be a PUSSY
TAABO NI TSUITE KOIII
>>570349152>>570349474>>570349483BRICKED>>570349401I'm back at great but it doesn't really matter because kita is a **** and didn't finish her event along with falco
Hoeehhhhh
>>570349505sorry. I'm still waiting for that to work ONCE.I did get the 2 free recoveries once which was cool. Or maybe twice? I forgot.
>>570348056How you gonna post this and no source?
>>570349743what the helly saved
>>57034950520 all stats ain't shitYou can do more in MANT with 40 energy
>>570349743Based post
>>570349505bad run now my head hurts
>>570349743what is that pose that Helios is doing
>>570348058Ardan sexo
shorties
>>570350135she's kabedonning YOU
>>570349815Bro it's slop.
>>570350252I must be drunk I see 4 breast
>>570350156I do this
So when do they replace the Girls Legend U video that play when you open the game?2nd Anniversary?
>>570348547>tfw I’ll never be able to massage Manhattan Cafe’s tail >mfw I’ll never wake up to find Cafe making a cup of coffee personalized to my tastes
hate tubohate helioshate all loud annoying young people
>>570350389We love posting slop here
>>570350743SWEEPY PLEASE COME HOME AND LET ME SNIFF YOUR LOLIFEETMANKO
>>570350783no one actually says this
>>570350395Dia-chan's HUGE boobies jesus christ
>>570350783everyone says this
>>570350867
>>570351001Oh yeah? What am I then
>>570350905I WANT TO MARRY MANHATTAN CAFE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>570351083You know
at what point in the race does stam start affecting your uma? like when do you actually start slowing down once you've exploded
>>570351184Yeah, a voluntary prisoner inhabitant of Epsatono Island....
>>570351460late race, with low power/wit it can happen before but late race is the point of death for staminalets
Quick reminder that Buttsweat's recruiting one slot.B+ club, no quota, just login regularly and do a career every few days. If you can't for some reason that's fine, just let us know.Chill out and stay safe from the MANT slaughter or throw the gauntlet and face it head on, we have trainers very capable of helping with the latter. Your oshi will win. We're all going to make it.If interested, reply to this post with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>570351703'kay sounds good, was thinking of understamming on purpose so if I don't activate my unique then she won't steal angling from my other front
Wut, when did we get these
>>570351460it also leads to a delayed spurt, not just gassing out at the very end
what do
>bring 2 power cards>overcap on power before capping speed and hitting stam requirements
>>570352217you're never supposed to actually click them
>>570351460at the start of late race which is when your uma decides to spurt or not depending on her remaining stamina. there are also a few uniques like el's and bright's that are dependent on stamina.
>cocks back on 700>not in the mood to take Cancer seriouslyThese stimmies are too late
>usually resistant to doing fast URA to clear out mission races and rewards>decide to do 2 last night to clean up>faster than 1 mant run>don't have to worry about mission goals anymore>got a decent amount of fan runs tooholy shit this is so freeing
mambo shards dropped
mejiro FARDAN hehe
i don't feel so good
Is camping taiki actually ever top of the meta?
taiki is on top of me
me as taiki
Will Clocks ever be useful again after MANT? I only do 1-2 runs a day so they stack up a lot.
Fuck yeah I love Taiki! Her new ULT is SSS! Sexy and powerful!I can't wait for OYM! Sexo Americans!
>>570352805iirc L'Arc scenario's final boss took a lot of clocks from people on jp
>it's just 2% failure chance on my double rainbow>surely it'll not fail>fails
>>570353038Nice. There's that then I guess, thanksPeople must do 5+ runs a day, idk how people have time for that but I guess it kills their clocks. >>570352978Isn't her new ult kinda B-tier?
Hehe…Benus…
will sweepy do the fuji kiseki event by default or do I have to select it before I start the career
>>570352452nice
>>570352609She's for lazy trainers. Train her however and she still do ok like OG Oguri
>>570353232Lazily rest on her mountain peaks!
wtf oberon is in the event story?!congrats /uma/bro?!
ENTERTHE DOB
>>570353106Desire sensor
>>570353550schizo ult
>>570350108ALWAYS GAMBLE
>>570352978OYM more like On Your Mom lmao
>>570353858KEK GOTTTEEEEMMMM
Laisu
>>570353106i think they changed the true failure chance (with the displayed number being fake) recently because i'm having a lot more trainings fail than usualt. schizo
>>570352452do we have a schedule for this or is it just random, I got screwed last month for wasting my time on spechud sharts when they were in the shop
what the fuck how do you make the bot not buy skills until the end
i see a lot of trainers getting together with their trainees, and i must ask how the fuck do you manage that?i need to learn how so i can properly get paired up with another trainee after my current one's contract is up
>>570354893I want to get together with another trainer though
>>570354893>after my current one's contract is up?
>>570354893falcobro...
Tachyon LOVE
>>570355449Cute tachy
this is itm*nt has finally killed this generalI am finally free
>>570354992won't it be toxic because your uma is competing with her uma?wouldn't be too much?>>570355017i didn't really think about it until recently, which basically makes it too late to try anything with my current trainee. couple that with the fact that her off-hours are spent modelling, i think it's best if i use those extra hours (given preparations for training materials are done) to simulate in my head how to set-up a meet-cute with my next trainee>>570355142idk what falcotorena has to do with this, but i'm sure he'll appreciate the advice too
Hey what did the old Italian mobster ask the Russian cosmonaut?So youse go to space in the Soyuz?
>>570355673>contract>ending?
>>570355814w-wait.... h-huh?you mean to say i'm stuck with that one forever?
>>570355886
>>570355527
>>570355607Your CM finals
damn, we're slow today, huh?
>>570355673You do realize your trainee is canonically aware of your browsing habits, right? Delete before she has another woman moment.>idk what falcotorena has to do with this, but i'm sure he'll appreciate the advice tooKEK
help me what kinda products do you guys use to get the smell off your cutting boarduma musume
>>570356464Only one person is shoveling coal into the engine.
>>570356590why is just washing it not enoughdo you have a wooden cutting board you didn't oil properly
>>570356590hot water and dawn dish soapor hot water/10% bleach mix
>>570356595mom with 3 kids that wants more
whoa! it's shit!
>>570356689I did oil it, but there's still some pickle smell on it and it's just kinda yuck
>>570356590baking soda
>>570356590baking soda and limes
>>570356863classic, my nyopera runs have been cursed
>>570356775why does every symboli fuck trainers
>>570348593>sleep bad>don't cm>agnes ace hoursI understand.
>>570357538what else are you going to do
>>570357505Thanks!
uhhh what's going on with the top 10 clubs
Uma is old news
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SMART FALCON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAT! THAT'S RIGHT! SHE TOOK HER HOEH ARIGATOU AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAT AND SHE SAID HER LAST SPURT WAS THIS FAST AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON FOURCHAN DOT ORG! SMART FALCON, YOU'VE GOT A SLOW LAST SPURT, IT'S THE SPEED OF HARU URARA'S BUT WAY SLOWER. AND HERE'S WHAT MY LAST SPURT LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL ACCELS, NO BLOCKERS, NO GASLIGHTS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE NO STOPPING ME AND HEAD-ON. SHE TOOK MY PLAT SO I'M GONNA TAKE HER QUEENDOM. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, A SUMMER MARUZENSKY BLOCKER! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA BLOCK YOUR QUEENDOM, I'M GONNA BLOCK DIRT RACES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CYGAMES! I BLOCKED DIRT RACES YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE DIRTERS HIT THE FUCKING ARIMA KINEN, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING TURF BEFORE I BLOCK YOU TOO!
>try making an end xogger>everyone in public lobbies is using debuffers so she gets too ahead and fucks her entire skill rotationI guess it was a good idea on paper...
>>570358240if they make is lewd like snowbreak was, it might winc'mon cygay i need to massage cafe and brush her tail
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>570358584Yeah I made a really god late xoguri and she just got raped by the pace ones because she couldn't keep up. Feels bad
>>570358457No one will believe you. Get Zero'dhttps://youtu.be/7rcAOE_Dvbw
i did it again chat
>>570358240I 100% bet this is another chink game, and with the exact same genshin UI and gameplay BUT racing
>>57035962320% speed growth really hits different
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really HATE this DOGSHIT game
>>570359803Dober would say this
>Ryan chose Dober's outfit for the summer event>it's criminally hot, cute, sexy, and classy all at the same timewhy does she have amazing /fa/ taste for others but not herself? The fuck?
Click spamming Doto's tits until TP is on 30 again
>>570359803This DOGSHIT game Just Trolls me>>570359846Douber can tongue my anus I want taiki melons
>>570359803>two dobers in 34 pullskill yourself, ungrateful nigger
Hello friends!!
>>570359803>>570360010lmao deserved now roll 200 like a dog
boysex
>>570359635it appears to be an AI slop kickstarter scam actually lmao
Confidence levels?
>>570360039I DONT WANT THIS UGLY FLAT DOG FUCK YOU BITCH GIVE ME THE FATTEST MILKER COW DOGSHIT NIGGER NUKE JAPAN AAAAAAAAi didnt even plan to waste pulls now i wasted 34 and gor nothing of valueDouble Charakter Banners should be illegal Do Harakiri right now infront of me cyshit
>>570360141Hello fren!
>>570360251absolute 0
>>570360330soon
>>570360289>Double Charakter Banners should be illegalretard
>>570360207No i need to save for rickey and Summer golshi>>570360445Kys
>>570358240>actually in control of the girls racingBut I want to gamble and leave everything to luck
>>570358457Funny reference ha habut Fine Motion would never say this
>>570360492you should roll so you can get Dober again
>>570360296
>>570360528THAT'S NOT FINE MOTION YOU RETARDED FUCK
is pace chaser the most noble and honest racing style?
>>570359623did whathit 1200 speed with bad cards?Got an S rank in URA or something?
>>5703600104 Tickets leftWish me taiki I am nuking Japan If i get another dober
>>570359723>>570360714I do not have good cards like LMB Kitasan so max speed + wit is all I can do with Trackblazer. Are there any decent cards to look out for in the coming weeks?t. returning player
tore-chan
>>570360834Uhhh I think Throne is good?
>>570360528Good thing that isn’t Fine Motion then
guysi just lied to my traineewhat do i do
>>570360907You forgot to include your oguri pic gwo
>>570360834If you have 10k carats right now and you don't roll for anything and do all events, you will be able to roll for Tachyon speed and maybe get her If you're broke and/or lazy, roll the Maruzensky speed banner to pity to get her, and skip Tachyon, maybe roll for Light Hello there. Maru only needs to be at LB0 to work, or LB1 for comfy.
>>570360834Agnes Tachyon Speed SSR will be very good in the upcoming scenario. Dump all your carats on that banner, every last one of them. 400 pulls gives you slightly better than a coin toss odds of MLB, which will really improve your deck. Ignore everything else, you need a solid speed SSR.
>>570359369falco after slaughtering 3 currens in sprint cm
>>570358457>HER HOEH ARIGATOUthis got a laugh out of me good job anon
>>570361076>>570361119Fuck, I already spent nearly 10k welfare carats pulling on random banners because I forgot how to play this game. Oh well!
just swipeembrace your inner hog
>>570360141hi baby poster
>>570361076whatdoes maru 0lb actually outperform the good 4* srs?
>>570360251Decimated
>>570360874
>do first taiki alt run>med S>fast learner>shits herself and doesn't even reach 1100 speedAIIIEEEEEIt didn't get speed star anyway, it was dead early on.
>>570360953>t.trainer...
>>570360670>>570360929Sorry, Narita Taishin
>>570359635>>570360213https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/projectgt/project-gt-anime-racing-meets-arpg-command-your-car-girl/descriptionchinkslop as fuck
torechantorechantorechan
>>570361165It shouldn't. Smart Falcon doesn't say "hoeh arigatou", she says "ouen arigatou" (as in, "thank you for cheering me on").
>>570361739>1:1 genshin UI and gameplay BUT racingI WAS RIGHT
>>570361380These are the cards you will see next scenario.You will be nonstop training so imagine that TE is important.You will also be able to buy specialty priority at the shop so Maru isn't that bad. Ideally, if you have 0 carats right now and 0 tickets, and you're a lucklet, you roll Maru 0LB, get Light Hello with free rolls with whatever carats you get and free rolls and hopefully get her to LB2, use the free selector for 1LB Maru, use Sweep Tosho and permaborrow Tachyon.
>>570361739I dont know how worth it was making a sound post for this
I'm a repressed homosexual, but I need to find a female partner in order to keep my conservative parents from finding out. Which uma is for me?
>>570361739Honestly, would be fine trying chinkslop after being exposed to jewpanese gacha practice for the past year
>>570361976soundposts as trivially easy to make if you're not modifying the source video
>>570360210Why does this pair get so much art? Not that I am complaining ofc.
>>570362053ardan
post something cute
>>570362173that torena is literally me
>>570361421Decimation is being cut down by a tenth, so 1/10. So you're 1/10 dead, 9/10 alive? That's good! That's a 90% happy rate.
I cant read the story with Taiki on the screen
>>570362053Ryan
>>570361837?
>>570362173I'd put the book one shelf higher just to tease her
>>570362205
>>570360721Look who I pulled
>>570362308I just said I need to keep my parents from finding out that I am a repressed homosexual.
>>570362531Fuck you
still torn on whether to spark for SweepyI am a pedophile, yes, but I'm also stingyis she usable in CM or purely a dickpull?
>>570354213these club point ones refresh twice(?) a month I think with uma shards, I just happened to check it today
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570362205orenji
>>570362949
>>570362296Don't worry, your American girl can't read either.
>>570362949BASED LAISU
>>570362949Onee-sama...
>>570362949the assassin strikes again
>>570362250Well, I learned another useless history trivia today.
>>570363061Rice Villain killed my ex-wife
>>570362360does CB stand for cheeseburger?
>>570362360mating press
I love Rice
>>570362950why do the oranges all possess the orange nature
>>570363456it stands for Cmating Bpress
>>570363391I'm a romaboo and it's a Roman term, coming from when a contubernium failed or made a mistake, they would choose one of their own (since there was usually 10) and brutally beat them as punishment, hence, 1 in 10 being "Decimating"
>>570363505they just do
>>570360251I have bob and xog and summer maru so I should be fine
>>570362531>>570362659Not quite as good as mine, though.
laisu is not for sexual
>>570363686smugzuka
>>570363598Another Romaboo here, it was actually pretty rare and was only used when cowardice was shown. I think they only known recorded case of it was when Crassus took command during the third servile war. They won after he decimated his army.
>>570363864And not a single braincell like her orange friends
>>570360834Tachyon will be Kita 0.5. She'll be your Kita if you are a Kitalet. That said you dont have human rights if you dont have Kita right now.Your best bet is borrowing topro for speed nukes, or gutsmaxxing with yeppers, urara, and ayabe, which will be either ultra highroll or S+. If I was f2p with a destitude deck I would just aim to gutsmaxx, instead printing out mediocre S+ umas what gets me nowhere.
>>570364035Individual records of it were certainly not taken, there were most likely more uses of that punishment in a more general setting, especially if it was considered the "Normal". Just like how for almost all of history humans slept for 4 hours, woke up for 1-2, then slept for 4 again. This was such a normal thing until about ~150+ years ago that it didn't even really "show up" in literature or anything, so it was only quite recently we discovered how it worked.
>>570362783pls respond
>>570364190you can't gutmaxx without yeppers SSR
>>570363852then why is her ASS so FAT
>>570364258*braaaaaaaaaap* oops
>>570362783>>570364258my sweepy is really built well but all ends are bricked in cm15, and the next one after that is a sprint which is also a brickAND THEN the one after that is a medium dirt, so also not usable then
>>570364089Her brain is just hyper optimized for oonige. Ningen just don't understand.
>>570364190>That said you dont have human rights if you dont have Kita right now.ksb is a brick in mant tho
>>570364286You definitely can. Haru is just annoying as shit and adds even more variance to an inherently variance filled deck style
I have 30TP and a dream1-3 play nuTaiki4-6 play FineMo7 play Fuku8-9 Oguri Xmas0 flatline
>>570363505it's the same with orange cats. it's something intrinsic about naturally possessing that color.
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>570364404Smooth and not a single wrinkle. Perfect for going full oonige
>>570363505not mtg
>>570364415lol, one of the biggest gaslights for this scenario
Men
>>570364258*sneezes directly into your open mouth*
>>570363598Yes, I get it. Decimals.
>>570364639she would be better if she was sex
>>570364286You can use air groove too. Obviously its not ideal, but you have to work with what you have, not with what you dont.2 speed 2 guts is gonna give you something useable in cms. 3 guts 1 speed if you believe in triple rainbows during summer, focusing on pure highrolls.
>>570364323>>570364752MOU
>>570364258she is a pure dick pull, she has nothing going for her as an ace
This shit right here is why I can't get any UG'sTwo best wit cards in the game, nowhere to be seenI swear I'll quit if I don't manage at least one UG before GL
By the by, the only good Restraint grandparent on a genericly good inherit on Chrono so far has a 1* blueSweeptards, fix this immediately
>>570365002my scenario record is also like 19k bro, I am an SS+-let even
>>570364235It's the same thing with the Pyramids of Giza, we only just recently discovered the addition chamber underneath the tunnels. It looks more and more like the Pyramids weren't actually a tomb but something else like a place of worship. It's really fascinating learning these new details and piecing them together.I'm sure you've already watched it but the HBO's Rome always helped put it into perspective for me. As outlandish as a lot of their practices were it's really not all that different from daily life in Italy now
in the year of our lord 2026 which release 3* is probably the worst spook currently?
>>570365286spechud
>>570365286Gameplay wise? Tosen JordanShe has one of the best stories though, so its fine
>>570365135Symboli Kris Sexalso as someone who did an ancient history minor in college dont just believe everything they tell you in documentaries. I havent seen HBO's Rome but baseless interpretations are often repeated as fact despite not being peer-reviewed by actual archaeologists.
>>570365385wankomanko
>>570365286maru
>>570365286Oh release, I’m dumb
>>570365393I'm not saying it's 100% accurate but it's filmed on site in Italy and the BBC put A LOT of money into researching it and making it as accurate as they could along with it being entertaining. It only had two seasons because it just wasn't profitable. I have a MA in IR and it has my seal of approval
>>570363124Slidey slopes are pretty fun aren't they? Haven't been on one in ages. You guys think I'd feel better if I did it? There's a playground near me. I could go there at night so I wouldn't creep anyone out.
>>570365385>>570365594
>>570365798what does this mean
I would have mained pace chasers if Taiki came out with her camping uniform instead of the goofy green one. Now it's too late and I'm maining late surgers
stop posting sex
>>570365798releasing in jordan
>>570365286Definitely Rice
>>570365135HBO's Rome was great. The second season didn't quite catch me as much, but I still enjoyed it. Our knowledge of the past seems to constantly evolve and shift, of which I'm glad that there are people far smarter than me working on uncovering ancient and hidden truths. Plus Rome was just awesome. The pyramids are definitely a bit mysterious overall.>>570365393Shrug. Nobody knows the full answer anyways.
>>570365870You can definitely still pivot
>>570366082Lilac love!
>>570365641Just thought I'd mention it since many of these shows are super sensationalised and make shit up to be entertaining, like you said. If you claim it's not like that then coolio.>>570365987Yeah but there's not knowing stuff and then there's selling ancient aliens und advanced underground civilizations as facts on netflix "documentaries".
>>570366014Not if I skipped Finemo and went all in on the Natie card lol
>>570365870you can do both, pace maining is pretty much just "pull all the generically good cards that come with free pulls and scenario banners"
>>570365987>Our knowledge of the past seems to constantly evolve and shift, of which I'm glad that there are people far smarter than me working on uncovering ancient and hidden truths.literally what good does that do for mecan't think of a bigger waste of tax money
>>570366194FineMo gets completely powercrept by McQueen Wit anyway
>>570366194speed star is not that important broYou guys know what is important though?DONT FORGET YOUR LEGEND RACES
>>570366308
>>570365987If you can get past the gay joe rogan part and the broken Italian accent this is absolutely worth a listen:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhaz6vd4nSI>>570366189Yeah the stories of the characters are definitely not real and just fake drama but the depictions and sets in it are awesome. Give it a watch if you even remotely are interested in Rome. And naked womenUmamusume
>>570366360>DONT FORGET YOUR LEGEND RACESmeisho doto? more like meh so dumbo
>>570366360i don't feel like clicking the daily legend races it's one star fragmentmaybe if daily program gets merged into one click
>>570366308I want to rape Tokai Teio
>>570366480
>>570365286Anime Makween
>>570366189>und
don't understand how people can get drunk and have sexmuch less how people say alcohol is an aphrodisiacI can't even jerk off once I've started drinking
>>570366821Don't know how that typo happened but ja!
>>570365798doing that takes all of her brain power
More like Symboli Kris SEX!
>>570366821>>570366994>there are g*rmans in this very thread
homestretch haste or straightaway adept?
>>570367129TRUE
>>570366852i think it's weird that you let marche's bearer stay in the room during sex, honestly
>>570367349straightaway adept can proc mid race to help secure a lead and barcarole should in theory be enough to win against the hog if you won the angling war, so I'd go with that. They're both 2.4s 0.15 velocity skills
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>>570367537oki nice, makes sense and adept can serve as a scuffed homestretch too if it decides to go off then. thanks
homestretch haste? more like homostretch gape
strange things are happening in niigata junior stakes
one week before the 3* pool gets tainted
>>570367349>no dd pp glue
finally got the stats I wanted, missed out on dd but I ended up at exactly 0 sp so maybe it was a sign
>>570367745I once had a niigata race without any pace chasers or fronts, it was all lates and ends.
>>570367772but shakur is cute
>>570367772They need to make an option to get rid of trainees
soon
>>570367772i love her
>>570367840Nice!
One week until the 3* pool gets enhanced
>>570367772I didn't understand what you meant for like 3 minutes but now I get itguess I see her as based in my book
what do they all have in common
>>570367840>1200 WIT with only 2 shitty wit cards>I can't get those stats even with 4 wit cards
>>570350783KILL slop posters
>>570368161based retardswell ironically they're the opposite of retarded but you know what i mean
>>570367772Air Shakur is LITERALLY mecool, wicked smart, aware of the twisted nature of this world, and a great sense of fashionit's like they took a snapshot of my inner secret personality and turned it into an uma
>>570368161Dumb as a bag of bricks
>>570368161All stallions
>>570368474why can't mares run away
cm1514027776
CM15 room. I want to see what to expect9183618591836185
>>570367772I love this uma
I fucking HATE special week
Two rooms? Alive thread fr...I only have ine ace ready I cant join either of these aaaaa
>>570368673don't shay that...
Is everyone using the packet thing cheat?
>>570368793Whats the packet thing cheat
>>570368793Nah, that one feels legit high-risk
>>570368793No. We're here to break records, not rules.
>>570368793THe what?
>>570368530
>>570368793I'm playing a gambling game. I'm gambling.ALL IN ON BLACK
>>570369016>gifwtf is this real
>>57036853635633441
>>570368530They prefer to chase
>>570369116Yes that's me actually
>>570367772I genuinely thought the MCR outfit webm being posted here was her OG outfit and not an alt
>>570368793The WHAT?
>>570369116That's me gambling
>>570369246A cat is fine too
I swear to fucking god Specialty Priority 35 feels like 0, I haven't seen those bitches in like 20 turns
>>570369409>I haven't seen those bitchesmaybe they're just staying away from the rampant misogynist
>>570368604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rok44C1rVUgrand live BGM is sick
>>570369649>solo front double domBut why
>>570369174>>570369649what do we do about the ZOGuri menace
>>570369272cuuuute
>>57036917456427437
Good morning my dacchis
>>570369778testing a single ace probably, since rooms usually have fronts it shouldn't be a problem
you've heard about double domwhat about....triple dom?
Nothing pisses me off more than Daughtercucks saying Special Week’s not a romantic partner.
>>570370005Did it last CM during my spare sets and it's strong but still gamble. I remember getting 3 wins from it
I would cheat on Special Week.
>>570367772
>>570370019every single uma musume is a possible romantic partnereven urara
>>570369778one of the dominators is also a front but I was just looking if Festive Miracle on falco is good it isn't unless you got fast learner somehow, not enough mid race
>>570370207except falco
>>570370207And that’s why daughterfags or friendzone cucks don’t deserve to be treated with any sort of dignity
>>570369840so close40989430
>>570365385DAMN, THAT BITCH HAS HUGE HANDS
What wit card to pair with Fine Motion instead of Nice Nature so that I don't end on 900 wit despite 10% gain?
>>570370375>implying you can't have sex with your daughter
>>570369840ZOGuri... lost?
>>570370457Curren Chang, end her chain on the first event
have sex with your trainee
>>57037041665377228
this is my wife
>>570370358Shut up
>>570369898Ohayou!
>>570370974Congratulations
>>570370375nah, putting Raisu or Urara in the daughter/sister zone makes plenty of sense, if that's how you see them. Personally, I get no sexual tone from either of them, whereas McQueen and Mayano are furiously lewd beasts to my eyes.
>>570368316do you have shitty tattoos and piercings too?
>>570370019She is obviously a romantic partner! For Silence Suzuka.
>When I'm not in the room with my dominator jobbers, xoguri doesn't winwhat do we make of that?
>>5703709486/9last one
>>570370479>daughterBe a man and call her wife, you effeminate trainer.>>570371092Disagree, if one Uma is considered sibling or daughter then all of them are and I won’t have that. all Umas are wives. No exception.
>>570371247she sure is
>>570371423>if one Uma is considered sibling or daughter then all of them areno, this does not logically follow.
Special Week doesn't even know what sex is.
Need an Uma wife that will love a sad retarded ugly loser that can't even win her G1 races please.
>>570371351very lust provoking image
>Takarazuka Kinen is at 0240 my timeFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
You guys are the ugliest most retarded faggots I ever had the displeasure of interacting with. A pathetic lifeform pretending to be civilized, but you're nothing more than trash with more similarities with indian shit than real humans, you are subhuman. You are the very reason this site is shit and unappealing to anyone with a functional brain. You shaped this place into a turd of your liking while simultaneously refusing to eat shit at reddit which is the place that would accommodate faggots like you better. Umamusume and even ningen women are fucking disgusted by your existence, they cringe when they remember you're a brown loser that loves following rules and reporting your own neighbors to the glowies, women hate cowards, they despise good guys like you, you're weak and pathetic. Kill yourself.
Dantsu please fetch me a piece of cheese.
>>570370948whiffed angling, wonder what the finish time would've beenthanks for joiningpama not as an onige is unplayable in a heavy front environment with no access to runaway, might have to ditch her after all which blow. she's just entirely useless if a third front shows up
one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week
10 children
>>570371804Please guys I'm desperate I'll take anyone.
Which uma would you fug?
>>570372373>pic related uses AiBroke my heart desu
>>570372145
>>570371804King.>b-but she won a G-Yeah but not with (You).
two hour MANT runpace pink
>>570372245Fronts only exist in lobbies, during the actual CM you will see only paces and gamblers then you will regret benching her.
>>570370834Would that help them win races?
>>570372421a better question would be, which one wouldn't you? It's a short list for meI actually can't think of anyone
>>570372421Most of them really. But I do have a tierlist of like my top 20 that I have bookmarked
>>570372567only building for the finals anyway which are more similar to lobbies...sniff
>>570372572the stats gap between your trainee and NPCs is determined on how much semen you pump inside her
Nothing is more pathetic than the self-righteousness of the self insert fag. Not because he is a mark exploited by Cygames, everyone here is, but that he sells himself so cheaply. He gets one unvoiced career and maybe a main story chapter, that he probably hit skip on for the gems, while everyone else gets card events, scenario events, limited events, official art, manga chapters and anime arcs. You are the cheapest sluts that won't even make Cygames work for thier money.
You guys are the ugliest most retarded faggots I ever had the displeasure of interacting with. A pathetic lifeform pretending to be civilized, but you're nothing more than trash with more similarities with indian shit than real humans, you are subhuman. You are the very reason this site is shit and unappealing to anyone with a functional brain. You shaped this place into a turd of your liking while simultaneously refusing to eat shit at reddit which is the place that would accommodate faggots like you better. Umamusume and even ningen women are fucking disgusted by your existence, they cringe when they remember you're a brown loser that loves following rules and reporting your own neighbors to the glowies, women hate cowards, they despise good guys like you, you're weak and pathetic. Kill yourself.Hmph!
>>570372373minimum
>>570372659Air Messiah for one. Tap Dance City too?
>>570372730finals will have people thet rebuilt their aces with throne....
>>57037237310 minimum
>>570372516Thank you!
Is Brian a usable parent for end closers? I don't want to waste hours training ry*n
>>570372874maybe like 2 geekssince there's little time maybe they will cope and use one with the gold skill but is lacking something else
>liking Taiki Shuttleforced meme by murrifats
>>570372859what about in Global? The only JP umas I know are ones that have been propagandizing, like pic related
>>570373019Yeah her unique is very good on most tracks
>>570372942Chizu
I goofed up...
>>570372858>>570372890based taiki impregnators
>>570373094She is so far away...
>>570372856hot
I ain't fuckin the Anshinzawa sisters
>>570373135Family farm wont run itself you knowChild labor is cheap and builds character
>>570373031yeah but what if you get matched agiants those 2 geeks....I'm not stressin about it though. If I get matched with a nerd like that I will simply lose. I'm already not running meta because I dont care for the hog and I'm done running fronts except for Bourbon because she's one of my favorites....
>>570372859Are you gay? They are still above average.
>>570371745yet
>>570373183We will make it
Why does uma Doto have cow ears? Ojisan Doto's ears look pretty normal to me
>>570373256>ningen women
>>570370207surely you wouldn't want to date someone like turbo
>>570372859>Tap Dance CityFucking homo.
>>570373420lol noglobal will eos long before thenjust look at what happened to priconne>b-but it's cygames doing it themselves this time!!yeah and look at all the care they've put into it (NOT)
>>570373427she's a cow
>>570373581We will make itThe game might notBut we will
>>570373427Doto is a good cow
>>570373135I'm doing my part!
>>570373427big fucken tiddies
>>570373279that's fine as long as I feel satisfied with what I've donebrute forcing pama would make me mald so would rather take it easy with someone else, thinking suzuka...flator mcqueen because she synergizes better with kitapama will get her time when runaway makes a returnher and kita will actually be unstoppable in longs
>>570373540turbo is literally the most rapeable uma that has been release to this day, even in jp
>>570372942why is this horse a mouse
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>570373518Umas love ningen women too
>>570372245Thanks for the rooms! Only got in one, kinda hard from phone...Saw my Mambo get 2nd at least!
>>570370974Dia a cute
>>570365987best part of that show for me was how they tried to show how was life for the common people and not just the elite
>>570373837
>>570373269>>570373681imagine the family barbecues...
>>570372856If this is Shichi's idea of dirty talk then I'm all for it
nobody likes mambo
>>570373962Dont say that...
Mambo
>>570373950dober and shichi are evocative of 3D troublesome women it's actually kind of scary. Were women on the dev team for these characters or something?
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
Sweep tosho just took my UG virginity and now I'm looking at her art and I can't stop.
>>570370948This retarded whale joining with this Maru ruins it for others I saw him win every lobby he is in
>>570373542Something is really wrong with Tracen to birth out turf monsters and psychopaths in equal measure.
>>570373540I would impregnate someone like turbo
>>570374206
>>570373881thanks for joining, thought you maybe were busycan always reserve if you lmk after a result post or two, takes like 2 seconds to remake a room anywayyeah lates do hit their stuff pretty often here I've noticed, like it's not bad at all just that fronts and hogs are so strong it makes them look weaka unique heal at that is also pretty impressive
>>570373183>a whole cheese wheel can cost anywhere from $100 to over $2500Dantsu...
>>570374228but you're supposed to play against the strongest umas possible to stress test your team
>>570373864but you're not an uma umamusume belong to humans humans belong to umamusume it's in the bible
>>570374228That SMaru is your Finals opponent
steamy...
>>570373946imagine how cute young taiki was and how cute your children will be
>can always reserve if you lmkkeep it on discord you fucks
>>570374228what is this mentality called
>>570374625sex with turbo after she's used up all her energy and is covered in sweat without any strength to fight back
>>570374629"midcore"
>>570374228I don't even understand why would she be that strong... is it all the unique?
>>570374629the kind that hosts pubs with "SS or below"
I wonder if this still works
>>570374295It's all good! I was a little busy, but it's fine, I'll join whenever I'm around, will probably host some myself soonish, I kinda miss running all those rooms...Yeah that seems to be the case, unfortunately hog and fronts are very powerful indeed, just another day of lates suffering... Maybe when throne comes out I'll borrow it and see if I can hit one medium S on Mambo while also getting mile A (cope)
tokuwhat
Why does Tachyon have long B when she never raced above 2000m?
>>570373932Yeah
the thread personalities are backguess that's a sign it's time to snooze
>>570374228>that>whaleyou don't play the game
>>570374840M-MUH JAPANEEZU?? IN MUH INGURISHU TRANSLATED JAPANEEZU GEEMU????? NANI KORE??????????
>>570374849the OG P O T E N T I A L uma
>>570374849potential for triple crown
>>570374840trannylators do your job
sex
spend so much time doing parent runs that I forget what to do when I fire up an ace run>>570374840they literally translate it for you right there
>>570374849
retire early and you can dodge all fraud allegations
>>570374849Potential, training, and offspringShe’s a launch 1 star with a recovery unique, I doubt they cared that much
>>5703747482 accels late race for a front is huge. That SMaru is missing killer tunes/escape artist but other than that she's pretty good
>>570375176i don't remember daisca being particularly fragile
>>570374795I think remaking might be totally fine as long as it's not a front, since there's so much resetting involved. meanwhile with everyone else you *mostly* only need distance S for a run to be usableusually don't like changing my lineup as the cm goes on but maybe I will with my third non-front ace, we'll see
I ate a bowl of beans and it was so good I ate a second bowl and now my tummy is all inflated
Uma for this feel?
>>570375246I tried the same with my mile A Falco and I could barely get second or third in those lobbies with 2 debuffers helping :(
>>570374228The state of this place of that Maru is clearing the lobbies.
>>570375390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m_ZHPEocSw
>>570375390thirdworld-san...
>>570375390THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>570375390Release the brapbeast!
>>570375445*medium A, sorry I'm traumatized by Gemini 2...
>>570374748Just abuse their poor midrace with a proper strong non xoguri inherit front
>>570375469join with your aces then tough guy
>>570375390Take a nap brohttps://youtu.be/RMJsqXzz5zs
does inherit festive actualy work or is it a meme
>>570375289she broke a bone at one point and did end up developing tendonitis which forced her retirement
>>570375335Yeah I almost never feel like making fronts, too much needed to perform well...I wish my SS+ Inari hit Medium S even though ends aren't the greatest this CM, I will remake her cause I also want to run her cause she's a cutie, but I'll stick with whichever of my faves gets a good run, we're "almost" done with MANT at least
>kita and diafags are literal thirdies that eat bowls of beansoh my kek
>>570375705>mid raceThat thing barely has early race
>>570375783based oshi gamer....
>>570375176niggas biggest achievement was siring daiwa scarlet
>>570375830You need a proper diet if you think only thirdies eat beans anon.
>>570374228Just namecall them bro
>>570375901I'm a fraud cause I'm also running XOguri... but at least it's a CM12 XOguri...
>>570376000eating beans is different from eating a two bowls of beans for dinner
>>570376046nevermind FUCK you
>>570376000the thirdie is straight up eating multiple BOWLS of beans
My daughter is calling me
i thought beans were a big part of murican diets
>>570375390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH57odl_k
>>570376017opera mare's stiff nipples...
can't get drunk because I ate too much food so I feel nauseated and can't fit any more liquorugh
>you have to eat ALL the beans
>>570376163Nyoooo... don't shay that... I have 100M fans on her surely she also counts as an oshi pick...
Don’t pretend you haven’t opened a random can of vegetables and eaten the entire thing before
no...
I have literally not had a single good cheer Neicha run ever, not even one
>>570375783true no need to brute force aptitudes anymore which'll be nice, still enjoying mant but I am curious about gl I won't liegoing back on forth whether I should get tachy, I think kawakami is too weak as a third ssr speed so probably will do the full 400...has to be the right choicehonestly would not mind inari myself, looks interesting for fan runs since you only need to upgrade mile for all relevant A'sdo have smaru but still...variety is importantI assume you have daring strike too?? that with tail nine will go so hard I think she has a shot, better than sweepy at least
>>570376441Not even once
>>570376491is this a fakeout where she wants to terminate the contract so they can get married
>>570376510It will happen. The first two weeks I had such bad runs with Valentine Bourbon that I began to actually believe she was terrible.
>>570376441Yeah I think you're alone on this one
>>570376596is that how it works?
what's wrong with canned food
>>570376413completionist status?
>>570376413One of my fav is (V)bourbon so if you actually really like Oguri that's fine
>>570376441never have I ever opened a can of vegetables
>>570376441I once ate a heated up cans of beans during a longer hiking trip. You know for the feeling of eating a can of beans
>>570376732Mr. CB's parents eloped
>>570376750nothing, but eating raw canned vegetables straight from a can is disgusting
too many cryers
>>570375768It's like making any front into a mini Seiun Sky
>>570376810>disgustingWhatIs just foodBut likeWet and crunchy
pork n beans is still a delicious and healthy meal and you all have been fooled into thinking it's only for poorfags, just like with rice porridge
>>570376750literal sloppa
>>570376832Dont say that...
>>570376441i only do this with fruit
all vegetables are disgusting
I have not done any runs for a week. Danchode does not have the balls to kick me.
>fuku fails immediately>no gw no pinks in the first inspiration>no healing items at all spawningconvince me not to abandon the run
>>570376806but I want to cause a huge drama at Tracen, too
>>570377121Mambro...
what do you even eatall the food I prep is rice + meat + legumessometimes soups or salads
>>570377103sweepy...
>>570377129you can do the race missions + gain some extra fans for danchou instead
>>570377103Brian...
alright time to train the other meji- OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER EARS
>>570377416>you can do the race missionsno because they're fucking SPRINT races
>>570377516>he's never seen an uma's erect ears
>>570376756Working on the Mambo one right now, the sprint races are a pain in the ass since I have no good sprint parents... Oguri should be very easy in comparison when I get to it...Personally I always thought the 100M fans was more impressive than the completionist but it really depends on the uma>>570376512Yeah the aptitudes is my main problem, almost bars you from running certain girls which is very annoying...I'll probably dump a bit on Tachy, always have crystals if I get very unlucky, unless I just want to save those for Ramonu, will have to seeYeah Inari is great for fan runs! I do have Daring Strike since I have MLB CB, she seems fairly decent with that combo, just need to luck out on the medium S and a good run...>>570376759Based, I do really like Oguri myself, I can't wait for the anime version in global, too bad it'll take 50 years
Umong Us
>>570377516stag beetle
touching uma ears
LovesOnly You
>>570377708Pearl sexo
How do you tell if it's a golden inspiration?
>Out of clocks before classic summerI'm giving upsorry not sorry danchud
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>570378146oh did you just wake up?i feel like you usually start shitposting earlier than this.
>My trainer showed up with another man
That fucking demon is doing it on purpose
#LookAtCurren
>my danchou showed up with another man
>>570378313>two modestly dressed umas>taikigirl i love ya ta bits but cmon...
>>570378290It's not shitposting if it's ironic.
>>570377607The aptitudes is also a huge issue I have with MANT. My German wife was never particularly strong in Unity cms, but I could use her without crippling my team...
>>570378502I don't get the gold city jealous meme. she's not once possessive or jealous over you in her career
>>570378313fucking semen demons and mambo is there too i guess
>>570377907My paizuri slave
>>570377607>I do have Daring Strike since I have MLB CBRIGHT I even borrowed it when doing sweepy runs...must be nice. kinda wanted it myself but I rarely run enough end closers to warrant pulling, especially since I have no crystals. extremely varietypilled so hard for me to commit to specialty cards which is probably going to explode me later, but that's okayeven if you splurge crystals we'll get like 2 by the time ramonu pulls around I'm like 90% sure so you're MOST likely good either wayspeaking of parents I need to get started on 9* speed ones, have decent gps already so just need to spam fan runs until I hit it with umas like seiun...all the basic inheritance onces
>>570378592who cares
>>570378313taiki is so much the best girl it's not even close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtY5mfsSoxs
>>570378609Liam Neeson keeps popping out first when I hear Rob Roy so hearing Rob Roy being a semen demon and imagining Liam instead of the uma is bad juju
>>570378592She doesnt get jealous or clingyBut she does like when (you) complement her, then gets mad when you say you are just regurgitating complements from her fans (you) read online...Trainer can be dense
>>570378732>grabbing the tieThat's rape
One flyer, please!
>>570378957no, this is rape
>>570379017how can a girl rape a manlike even if the girl isn't into it the guy can stick it inbut if the guy isn't into it there won't be anything for them to forcibly stick into themselves (it'll be all floppy)erections are consent, body don't lie
>>570379017Uhhh, my rights as a human being??
>Displays current song metadata (title, artist) and album art in Windows media controls>Play/pause/next/previous support for lives and home jukebox>Overlay slider in Live concerts for seeking playback position>CySpring physics frame scale uncap>Allows uncapped frame scale for CySpring cloth physics at high FPS>Option to hide NowLoading screens while still invoking completion callbacksHachimi with the HUGE updates today
>my trainee kicked down my door again
>>570379227>erections are consentkek
why is summer taiki's clothes somekind of a bra-tank top fusion
>>570378495It is very unfortunate, I also pulled VFlash but she's hard to use due to the apts, same with Opera, I have the NY version and really like her but the mile apt being so bad is so crippling in MANT...>>570378707I kinda went all out on her cause I didn't have any good wit cards, was just using Marvey and Tachy, got "lucky" and got MLB in like 220 rolls, plus I like ends so it seemed like a worthwhile investment...Oh that's good to know, I haven't used any of my rainbow ones yet but I don't want to hold them until I eventually quit the game before using them...Yep, need to do that too, thankfully I have some decent 3* speed sparks already, shouldn't be too terrible to get a full 9* one...
>>570379318because it's sex and hot and cute and sex
>my trainee showed up with another dog
>>570379357>but the mile apt being so bad is so crippling in MANT...not for mile CMs though
>Mejiro Dober>has a Doberman as a petBravo John Cygames..
>>570379227
got a 3 day ban for saying I hate dogs on /uma/ onceI still hate them though
how the fuck do you look at shit like this and go "yeah, yeah hes so fucking right dude, yeah im learning so much, im gonna win cm15, yea!!"fucking stupid
she's so pretty>>570379357ohh that makes a lot more sense thenyeah cb is great for normal stuff too given the numbers AND sp bonus...relevant hills too not just for ends
>>570379689wanna know how i know you're brown
>my trainee is not an uma, but an inu
>>570379430Hey you cant just call blast onepiece a dog...
>>570379689>was banned for saying cringe SEA shitgood>>570379820sex with seibahsex with durandog
>Your favorite Uma>3 things a talking doll of her would say>Where you'd squeeze to activate her voicelines
>>570379761SKILLS*
>>570379531Yeah that's true actually, I liked building for the one that just ended cause I could just go full out on mile sparks on most of my faves that had bad apt for it...Unfortunately with the upcoming one we're at 3 mediums for this scenario...>>570379761Cute Makween...Yep she's great for general use too, too bad for the 5% RB in MANT honestly, but I don't regret pulling for her
can a race dog beat a race horse
>>570379761thinking about CB's hills....
literally only black folx have dogs herefucking barking all dayhate those fucking shitbulls
Dogs are...good...!
>>570380047stop living in the ghetto then>>570380056kinda regret "wasting carats" on my cute doggo, but man whatever, she is cute and lovable!
Ugh... men.
It's always the racists going "AND i hate dogs, too!", it may just be that you're the shitter here
Here's your real dober dog
>>570380216
>>570378313oh lord this outfit is really something...
>>570379297>>570378482>>570378305>>570378146Stop making Kingbros look bad.
>>570380274Symboli Kris Sex
>>570379881sex with FineMo
>>570380258 >>570380274Don't ask a racist about his wives skin colorDon't ask a racist if he likes dogsUma Musume, love doggos and Hishiamazon
>>570380274schlop schlop schlop
>>570380023>can an animal evolved for tracking beat an animal evolved for running in a foot raceare you retarded
i love my golden retriever
>>570380321but she's bada baddie i'd say
>My trainer has a loose tie
>>570380321
the image limit...
there are kingbros and kingubros
>my danchou kicked another flatliner
>>570380704Boop
>>570380704
>>570380506dogs are faster than horses. Sure they can't run for very long, but thats because horses can sweat and dogs cant
lied and told my dentist I've been wearing my mouth guard but she told me to come back with it on mondayno way she doesn't immediately see that I was lying from how unchewed it looksI might have to find a new dentist
I do not like AyabeI do not like DoberI do not like GentildonnaI do not like Air GrooveI do not like Sirius
>>570380704Images must die
>>570380506>dumb avatartranny has never heard of greyhounds
>>570380704What about it?
>>570380545I love you so so much
>>570380895She obviously knew you were lying. Just admit you fucked up and start using it.
>>570380023>>570380506>>570380841>The Greyhound Dog can reach a full speed of 70 km per hour (43 mph) within 30 metres (98 ft), or just six strides - but sleep almost 18 hours per day.1 second of googling
>>570380826god i fucking NEED to slide my hands up in there
>>570380826>>570381153why can't real girls wear clothes like this
sit the FUCK down uma bitcheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Ud1Nhf_RQ
>>570379227>but if the guy isn't into it there won't be anything for them to forcibly stick into themselves (it'll be all floppy)this is true, and sometimes that happens, eg some early Christian men were reverse rape experiments, but enough of them were uninterested enough that it didn't work, so the harlots couldn't make them get it up. Barring that sort of mental control and placing it aside, most of the umas are so attractive, and in such close relationship to their trainers already, that hearing one say they're taking things to the next level with (You) would be a massive turn-on. You'd already need to have practiced the asceticism of a monk to have a shot at physically resisting (ie keeping little (You) flaccid), and even then there's always viagra.
>>570377834nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>570381280because we hate you, stupid retarded moids.
>>570380841>>570380927>>570381037
>>570381037and that's still not as fast as a quarter horse sprinting, those fast fuckers can hit 55mph for their quarter-mile races.
>>570381507>slop answers by "make my shit up" geminipost ignored
>>570381280have you never seen a korean girl
literally no longer able to think without AIsad
>>570381507>AI slopshut the fuck up
>unironically responded with sloppa[-]
another retarded avatarfag sedated
>>570381326>weighed down by a human
>>570381580No?
>>570381507>source: quora
>>570381597AI is always right and will always be 100% right and NEVER lie about literally anythingdont you know?its not like there have been very recent cases of lawyer trying to cheat using AI that made up court cases, including IDs and everything that aren't real in the slightestamong plenty of other thingsAI IS BASED OKAY!?
I will accept your concession.
>>570381826google "korean girl streetwear" and look at the literal first picture
>>570381784>horse is too retarded to run on its ownskill issue
>>570380569
>>570381580not since college and she was small so it wouldn't have worked
>>570380895she's going to sneeze in your mouth on purpose if you keep lying
a human can beat a horse in a hundred meter dash too that doesn't mean humans are better at running than horses
>made the schizo that DOESNT PLAY THE GAME angry againhehe
>>570381924Why is Ines Korean
>>570382081HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>570380569not breaking any rules bro why you so mad
>>570382145she is very hard working and has 3 jobs like any good korean
>>570381924>nothing but ultra mega whores or other off putting un-sexy trashgimme pic related, that shits comfy and cute
>>570382189Why is she brown
i hope next bread has a jiggie
Have you ever taken part in an eating challenge?
>>570382234Naruhodo
the only 3 jobs ines should be doing are stroking my cock, sucking my cock, pounding my anus
>>570382386>>570382386>>570382386it's world cup so here is world cup bread
>>570382328THATS JUST A SWEATER AND PANTSTHATS NOT FASHION
>>570382335because brown is best
>>570382328This is like half of portland or seattle
>>570382401my sweaty paizuri slave
>>570381504impregnating dober over and over again with a boy each and every time
>>570382328this ruined female fashion for a whole generation
>>570377453why does rodya have horse ears
