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Hey chess
>>570423990>FIDE rating: 2398would adopt 100% of this general
>>570427460our best player is like 2300 LICHESS which translates to 1600 otb so yeah
>>570428796>2300 LICHESS which translates to 1600 otbis this true
>>570429023yes
Why is this brilliant?
hope the guy who started the other thread got banned for splitting. FUCK that guy. i don't care about post times i just want to see him gone.
>>570433129I hate him so much it’s unreal
GOOD MORNING /CHESS/ !!!! Got your daily puzzles in ???
>>570433417Yes how about you
>>570433129but his thread was made earlier and linked earlier lol idk why it was deleted
>>570435052I agree let’s have a discussion about this in great detail
>get the general moved to vg over chess being linked in OP’s >last two threads have chess linked before lichess >his lichess thread got deleted Imagine how angry he must be right now.
>>570436856your post wasn't chess related I think you should be banned
>>570436856Is pic the pbt?
>>570436856>get the general moved to vg over chesscom being linked in OP’sOut of all your many delusions this one is weirdest
>>570438993It’s the truth
>>570438993you must be new
>>570423990Not really into chess but damn this bitch looks greasy as hell. Does she have Asperger’s?Also what’s the chess thread doing on a video games board anyway?
>>570449370>dude like you need to wash your hair every daynice try, big shampoo
Finally my goal elo of hitlers birth year2300 li btw
>>570457134I'm 2000.scam and 2100 lichess stop lying to yourself clown
>>570458626Hey little buddy
>>570423990Couldn't we technically move the general and become /sp/ergs since chess is classified as a sport now?
>>570462750no this makes the 4 people in this general very angry
>>570462932I don't think that the thread is fast enough to stay alive on /sp/ on a normal day
>>570436856>referring to chess.com as chessYou have been fucking brainwashed by danny the Jew, please leave immediately.
>>570462750Where do e sports hang out? If you ask me we should go back to tg and give up on vg
>>570480364Obviously on /vg/?
>>570480618I don’t know bro, it’d be like saying competitive battleships is a sport just cause it’s played in person. I don’t want the jocks to bully us too
>>570432940Looks like the idea behind h6 is to get your king off the back rank so you can move the knight without a potential back rank check/tempo
>>570483067If shooting is an olympic sport, then so is chess. I don't wanna hear it from those ball fetching sweaty male lovers.
Play Anonymous 10+5 https://lichess.org/x6OIeb6O
>>570429023Idk if you're trolling but if you're not that's closer to like 2000 FIDE. Stjepan is a good example.
>>570492979Is 2000 fide automatically a master title or that’s not how it works?
>>570491205good game anon.
>>570494127
>>570492979>2000 FIDEstill trash compared to Eline's 2400
>>570495112Is that cat okay he looks stressed
>>570498490I think he was mixed
Awfully quiet today. Are the schizos finally gone?
>>570499380Don't summon them.post rapes instead:https://lichess.org/VlIFVXSM#94
>>570500356Good one Ben slayer
I downloaded this and am doing the puzzles on a real board because Stjepan told me it would improve my OTB calculation. That makes sense, but man is it 1000x more inconvenient than online where it just feeds them to you instantly and endlessly.
Anyone else gonna watch the chess match in front of the white house tomorrow?
>>570502217The best part is he did it while sporting the Israeli flag. You could tell Ben was pissed kek.
>>570504970Finegold is a Jew though, right? When family competes, noone loses.
>>570505065I doubt he's the type of Jew to support Israel though. He's like a rabid MSNBC politics kinda guy
https://litter.catbox.moe/ge5ooukx9ue5xylv.mp4Did I show you guys my second best ever game on a stream? I beat a guy almost 400 points higher than me with Aman commentating it
>>570505259Even crazy leftist Jews make an exception for Israel
>>570505521Is it safe to click this?
>>570505065Yeah but the progressive atheist type.>>570505521Sweet game rabbi. You should come with me on my trip to Tel Aviv.
>>570505259>I doubt he's the type of Jew to support Israel though>implying any jew is sincere when he claims not to support israel
>>570505521it so laggy do you have a link to the VOD so i can get it in better frames?
>playing against third world streetshitter>he's at 0.00 seconds>he continues playing >?????????????????????>stilll at 0 seconds 10 seconds later
/chess/ IRL meetup in Israel would be kinda cool. I just know one of you looks like McLovin.
>>570507618Please don’t dox me. And ya that’d be fun let me know if anyone needs a place to stay while visiting
https://lichess.org/vXT1WlI8
I think Memeteam is onto something with the Israeli flag. There has to be some sort of psychological advantage to it, especially when playing arabs.
I buck broke a Nigerian here. He had 8 minutes left and Ngxe5 broke his mind so bad that he let the clock run out
>>570512132Buck broken yeehaw!
Why do so many chess players like kids? First is was Alejandro Ramirez, then it was Pia Cramling's father, now it's BRICKxBRICK.
Gamer alert!!! Zefcat has cracked the YouTube algorithm, her last three videos are instantly her most viral! https://youtu.be/8VRLk4Wq0B0
>>570513523I just like the positions we get from it, I’ve been playing kings indian defense for a long time. I play it like a system cause I’m lazy and stupid
>>570513672Fuck, you can see her boob crack throughout the whole video! She really is trying to work the algorithms
>>570511417I just got one fresh off the presses, he was Turkish thoInstantly requested a rematch, which of course I didn't accept
>>570513672Her channels blowing up! Good for her
>>570515657
>>570515829Haha that’s awesome, you ragebaited him good. Did you report him afterwards?just to add insult to injury
>>570515829No way, it matched him with another Israeli flag in his very next game and he got smoked again https://www.chess.com/game/170159156014?username=AS_TANDOGAN
Good night /chess/
>>570516505miss u
>>570515657>>570515829>>570516253Kek. Post more of these brah.
>>570516505Good night anonsama.
rape rape rape https://lichess.org/Ecw3gyXs
>>570518283What’s your favorite kind of grape?
>play the Scotch>become a rapist https://lichess.org/NQnOFxuqWho knows this feel?
>>570521621Gangrape
>>570521621I know the feel when you play the Scotch and become a rapist.
>be me>see everyone hyping up the scotch>stoked to play it so I quickly cram the most common lines and queue up>opponent plays the philidor
>>570521621>>570522236>>570523518I, for one, disagree with the use of the term "rape" in this context. I think it normalizes and trivializes male-victim rape. I also think the pedophilia towards late teenaged players in this general is quite upsetting and immoral.
>>570525023Zefcat is 24 brah
>>570525216Hag
>>570525216I of course refer to Alua Nurman, Pinkamena, Fatality, Karla, Eline, etc.
>>570524528Just play d4 anyway and if they take it's like a better Scotch
>>570526328Karla is like 30 now and I don’t know any of those other made up names
is this entire general just uncs now like damn nigga y'all unironically pushing 40
>>570529209I’ve played an anon here that tells me detailed stories from the 60s and 70s
>>570526328Alua is a beautiful young adult woman who obviously enjoys being beautiful. Eline isn’t a teenager. Agree on the rest.
>>570539789>agree on the restHow old do you think Karla is?
>>570539789The fact that she likes it doesn't change the evility of the pedophilic desires in this general. Eline might not technically be a teenager but if you're lusting for her you would totally go lower if you could. But what would I expect from 4channers, I'm probably going back to r/chess soon. Be better, incel.
>>570540393This is like how closeted gay guys can’t stop talking about homosexuals. No one was lusting over any of those people you’re just projecting bro
>>570540393Get help sicko
GOOD MORNING /CHESS/!!!
>>570524528I still don't understand why the philly exerts such a commanding influence on the minds of e4 players in this general
>>570541950>>570542132SHE'S 24 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FREAKS!!
ZefCatt aka PezFat is charging $75/hr for lessons at the Saint Louis Chess Club kek. You can get an IM from poorfag countries for a third of that.
>>570554692You can even get washed GMs for less than half of that. Crazy stuff.
>>570555197yeah but then you'd have to learn srpski jezik or g*Rman
>>570555628You can get this ruski GM for even less and he speaks England.
>bigger rating = bigger teachingsbig if true
>>570556235For 25/hr I'm taking that chance. I could probably even find a GM in some war torn country for 20/hr and pester him enough until he drops the price down to 15/hr, but that's for another day.
>>570554692>ZefCatt aka PezFatWho?
>>570555197>>570556050>I now remember theonozone(1800lirapid) charges 50$ a weekWho is the biggest chess scammer of all him or pegasuschess?
>>570556910/Our/ chudette kween Sara Herman.>>570557192>theonozoneHe's 1600 liblitz now kek.
>>570462750official reason chess can’t use sp: they talk too much about girls over there. actual reason chess won’t use sp:there are a couple of europoor posters here who are terrified by the idea of flags showing their samefagging.
I love chess, hbu
>>570569194we don't need pathetic page 10 bumps like this ty
>>570570189chess is GAY
Hello. I am here because Nick Fuentes said he started playing chess. How do I learn the game?
Sorry this is a Hasan general. Nick Fuentes general is over on tg
>>570569194Chess is an indian children's board game, and I'm sick if pretending it isn't.
>>570580006Which country has the most GMs?
>>570578486HASAN PIKER IM COMIN TA KILL YOU1
>>570580254Isn’t that guy a school shooter?
Good morning everyone! Hope yall have a chesstastic day!
>>570584232Send me a challenge in your dreams! Haha
>the samefagger is upwhere have you been?!
>>570584595He looks like the alien from Prometheus
>>570580006chess is european
>>570582219Hell wear your skin like a coat, as the Irish do
As a general rule, when multiple pieces can deliver mate, the weaker the piece, the prettier the checkmate.Agree or disagree?
I play chess because I like the horsies
>>570590203Underpromotion m8 is GOATed
>>570597514How about an en passant checkmate where the pawn delivers the mate is that even possible
get catmixer on the phone RIGHT FUCKING NOW i need to talk to himin an un-urgent way
>>570602681Post a game
>>570603389https://lichess.org/uf97en1Q
>>570604370let me play 1+0
>hours of death>then a little samefag hurricane
>samefag has gotten to stage of complaining about samefag while samefagging>self aware meta humor >le troll
>no memorization>says the memorization guy
>the general has devolved into le green text mode in order to replicate heckin 4chan
Can post a longer challenge bullet is so shitty
>>570605920I think it's some massive cope about his shortcomings. In all his training videos, he keeps mentioning how important it is to not memorize openings and that he never does it. But if you watch his game recaps, he always mentions when he is out of theory and how he has no clue what to do when his prep ends. I think subconsciously he knows that he's doing it wrong but just can't admit it to himself.
>>570606239I don’t even feel good winning against people I “know” in bullet, it’s very icky tactics
>>570605056https://lichess.org/YtORzYAw>>570606239https://lichess.org/wMnkNmwv
>>570610109i literally dont understand why the zefcat chess in house md video is getting so much traction its a video idea done before even attempted by chess dot com "IM (danny) reacts to chess in media"
https://lichess.org/bfMDuMTF#1best opening in the game
>>570615171Sir the Scotch is the best opening, not that abomination
>>570615343Post more scotch wins still trying to make early queen e2 work
Is he the next Bobby Fischer?Think about it.Both Genius. Both American. Both Hated.And yet. They still play on. Unbothered. Unfazed. Undaunted.Can't Smoke the Moke.
>>570615343disrespectfully, the shanxi wall is the greatest opening in the world
>>570617426Even though I beat Ben, I still took his advice: trying is the first step to failure.I think that variation requires study to make work, but I don't really want to put the time into learning it rn so I gave up on it
>>570618882As someone who’s played scotch classical variation it’s nice to switch things up.
>>570617908Fischer learned Russian to read their chess magazines.Hans knows Russian, too.Fischer took on the Soviet chess machine alone.Hans took on the chess mafia.The similarities speak for themselves.Oh, and not to forget. Their Jew scores are only a point away.https://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=3454>Jew Score: 4 | Not a Jew.https://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=18>Jew Score: 5 | Barely a Jew.
>>570615343Queen's Gambit is undefeated my nigga.
>>570620882Is the Moke actually not Jewish? I was convinced he was.
>>570627645i want moke to choke on my chode
>>570617908Fischer was a genius who happened to play chess. Hans is a tweeting zoomer with brainrot. Fischer was a world champion with great charisma. Monke is a bumbling moron who struggles to keep a normal non-chess conversation going. Fischer was brilliant on the board. Hans blunders pieces on move 12.
ultimate fide chess on the white house lawn has begun happy 250
>>570602681Can someone check if chexually is still on the team?
>>570620882>>Jew Score: 4 | Not a Jew. Hans didn't deny being a Jew in the Matan interview when directly questioned.https://youtu.be/yVK8rrONK6k?t=628
And I’m proud to be an American!
>>570644408... Where at least I can play free.And I wont forget the patzers lostWho gave that right to me.
>>570645236!!
>>570636748It’s the most cringe shit ever it makes me embarrassed to be American. Unlike the Serb who’s false flagging in here
>>570645923Good morning /chess/!!!!!! Anyone got any fun chess stories today?
>>570646238i chessed so hard this morning my neighbors complained lol
Anish can't even spell existence, what a dumbass
>>570647125He's an ESL sporgenborgen dutch faggot what would you expect?
>>570647614surprised hes not "american" yetrex is running out of money?
>>570645923>Unlike the Serb who’s false flagging in herewho are you talking about?>>570647614>dutch
>>570649160>uhhh THAT WASN'T A REAL DUTCHMAN OKAY????? REAL DUTCHNESS HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED!!!!
>>570649814If only you knew how bad things really are.
5+3 https://lichess.org/Q9vgzteV
>>570657557shut up faggot
>>570657598What's your problem man? Can't fall asleep?
>>570657815my problem is that you're a faggot
>>570659981How so? I just tell people good night and good morning.
>>570661178how about you go rope instead faggot
>>570661810It's not gay if the balls don't touch bro.
New one from my computerhttps://lichess.org/NWIsM7aUWill probably still lose but walking around on my phone in the rain was irritating
>>570661080God I wish she would shit in my mouth and lock me up in a cage like a good little white slave.
>>570662603when you're an observer and notice a blunder but don't want to be too harsh because you're probably just as bad
>>570663289faggot
Have you guys heard of this narrowdickski guy? Apparently he was some kind of prophet https://youtu.be/IxeIMPEhoS4
>>570665064Kramnik literally killed him… according to this video
My rating finally broke 1100 on chesscom. I learned chess and started at 220 in November last year.
>>570665064Naroditsky is like that one weird guy in high school that everyone likes to bully but once you get to know him you realize he's actually kind and helpful. He really did deserve better.
>>570665973I don’t get why he cheated then he wanted more views to his channel?
>Lei Tingjie is playing on team Dragon ChillingI’m ready to goon
>>570665973>he's actually kind and helpfuThe was just his streamer persona, you could see glimpses of his spiteful neurotic personality below it as well as the subtle contempt he had for the average person and especially his viewers A kind helping person wouldn't cheat nor exploit his kid students to farm FIDE blitz elo
>>570620882>Hans knows Russian, too.proof?
I just hit 2000 eloi am retiring
>>570670838IKTF. Just have to close out this game up a bishop and I can camp
>>570670838stop using "elo" to mean your fake chess rating
>>570681561We are up to 3 hour necrobumps regularly, even with samefagging. A monument should be built to commemorate the state of /chess/.
meanwhile, at tcec, ice4 lost the 4k crown to c4ke
>>570670838>>570673053Why are most people in the chess community so obsessed with specific round number rating goals when ratings vary across every platform? I get the impression that a lot of you don't even enjoy chess anymore and only keep playing because you're already so invested that your entire ego is tied to hitting the next milestone.
>>570681561Very based. OTB rating is the only one that matters.
>>570670838Now do it OTB
>>570670838bullet is a meme>>570673053correspondence is an even bigger meme
>>570681561sorry I meant ELO
>>570683193>bullet is a memegood, i love memesif you hate bullet it just means your brain is too slow, unc>>570682884jealous>>570681561jealousthank you all for the (you)s
Did they change the rating range of the chesstempo puzzles when you are not logged in? I remember you used to get harder problems than lichess, I think the rating range was around 1600-1700, now I only get 1200-1300 rated problems. Am I confusing it with some other website maybe?
>>570685882>if you hate bullet it just means your brain is too slow, uncit's ok to admit bullet isn't chess zoomie
>>570687416yeah it is better and more fun
>>570686278Why not sign in and set it to hard?
>>570670281https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDBtlYndAUgChess Russian. The only kind he needs.Turn the auto-track translator off.
>>570695978I miss him...
>>570695975Хaнc бpaтья.....
10,000 ChessTempo tactics to build intuition
>>570699441Why say that? Knowledge is power.
>>570695978I watched it last night, he implies it’s mostly Kramniks fault but adds a disclaimer so he won’t get sued
Should I give up on chess or is this guy a cheater? Just a couple months ago this guy was blundering his queen every other game and struggling to see basic tactics. Now he’s playing elite games like this when he really needs a win:[Event "?"][Site "Chess.com iPhone"][Date "2026.06.14"][Round "?"][White "Mrwilsonislive"][Black "Omarishab82"][Result "1-0"][FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"][WhiteElo "1300"][BlackElo "1289"]1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d5 3. Be2 dxe4 4. Nxe5 Qd5 5. Nc4 Nf6 6. Nc3 Qf5 7. O-O Be7 8. d3 O-O 9. Ne3 Qg6 10. Ncd5 Nxd5 11. Nxd5 Bd6 12. Bf4 Be6 13. Bxd6 Bxd5 14. Bxf8 exd3 15. Bf3 Bxf3 16. Qxf3 Nc6 17. Bc5 dxc2 18. Rac1 Ne5 19. Qc3 Nc6 20. Qxc2 Qg4 21. h3 Qg5 22. Be3 Qf6 23. Qc3 a5 24. Qxf6 gxf6 25. Rfe1 Ne5 26. Bd4 Nd3 27. Bxf6 Nxc1 28. Rxc1 c6 29. Rd1 Re8 30. Rd8 Rxd8 31. Bxd8 a4 32. b3 b5 33. bxa4 bxa4 34. Kf1 Kf8 35. Ke2 Ke8 36. Bb6 Kd7 37. Kd3 Kd6 38. Ba5 Kc5 39. a3 Kb5 40. Bb4 c5 41. Bc3 f5 42. Ke3 Kc4 43. Bb2 Kb3 44. Bc1 c4 45. Kf4 c3 46. Kxf5 c2 47. Ke4 Ka2 48. Ke3 Kb1 49. Kd2 h6 50. f4 {1-0}Me on the other hand, I’ve been studying incredibly hard the last 2 years and have fully immersed myself in in chess and I still struggle to get games anywhere near this level (90%+ accuracy in games 25+ moves long). Am I just bad or are jeets really this damn good at chess?
>>570702893Old meme, not funny.
>>570703069What’s that mean? Sorry, I’m slow and I need to be spoonfed.
>>570704184Too weak too slow
>>570706193this is an epic necrobump. it feels like the thread is so alive!
>>570706434i still wanna play you larpovhttps://lichess.org/qAYbzFCQtell me if the time control is too long
>>570706434>every post is a necrobumpIt was a joke because we mentioned popular taunts yesterday and the guy said he was slow. >>570706858I’ll let him join this time
https://youtu.be/EY27lgnPKWITwo weeks two slows
Thoughts on the English opening? Seen some anons mention it here and it looks kinda cool.
>>570710774It's just 1.d4 in disguise. BORING
>>570683193Correspondence is the only real Chess>>570682449Why do you get $20 in gas instead of $19.26, ego much?
>>570713406>he's too poor to fill it up>he's so poor he looks at how much he spends
>play a casual blitz game against rating sitting 2100>beat him>he offers a rematch>beat him again>he offers another rematch>beat him and he lets the time run out instead of resigning
>>570714682nice necrobump
>>570713491I mean, Nta, but even if my tank is full at 59.10 dollars for example, I’m still gonna add that last 90 cents because autism
Sameschach Negruhfeld
>>570713406>"uhm ackshually chuddie the only real chess is the one where you avoid time pressure completely and just cheat your way till the middlegame by using opening books"You're not a serious person.
>>570714682Chad time waster vs virgin improover
>8 points off bullet all time highIm scared bros. Last time I did this danny sent me to the 1500s through the hidden elo
>>570716248Just cheat for one game to get the points
>>570716765Thats a good idea, maybe if I cheat for just 5 or 6 danny will put me in the queue to send hidden1500s back down
>>570717245Let me know, I can make a new account and lose to you so you get your points
>>570720868Id appreciate that, mating with knight and rook or just 2 pawns are my favorite if you could set those up
UpdateBroke my bullet all time highFinal positionSlowkeks OUT
>>570721265Send me the move list here and I’ll play it out with you, we gonna get you to 2000
>>570722650Nice one fren I grant you immunity from Danny’s curse,Just chant 3 times: Danny no more Banny!!
>>570723542Lets play this onehttps://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1123666Then well go through fire on the board in order from there, ill be shirov
>>570723761Much apreciated!
I'm going to chess club tonight
>>570725635She is so based.
>>570715819>He doesn't set up a physical board by the fire>He doesn't sit with a position for an hour calculating all the complexities >He doesn't memorize the first 10 moves of his pet openings >He needs his opponent to run out of time to win>Don't think just wait for a bloondahKYS Zoomie
Can we normalize posting lichess rating with a challenge? I really don't want to play with someone 1000 rating above me
Actually reading about Fischer is such a buzzkill. I wanted to believe /pol/ was right and he was a 200 IQ mastermind who saw the world for what it really was, but no, he was just a based retard, more retarded than based, who happened to be good at a game.Look at this pathetic shit. Like a 9 year old forced to write an apology for calling a classmate a doodyhead.
>weird little samefag spam now it’s so tiresome.
>>570727781If you want to, just do that yourself or post a rating range. People here won't want to identify themselves like that.
>>570728323That letter was about almost forfeiting the match over money, despite the fact that he didn't even care about money.
>>570727781Maybe it’d be easier to post your own challenges and ask that no one join that’s above a certain rating
>>570727781BRICKxBRICK here, I am in the same boat, sometimes I play guys here that really rough me up and I would prefer to set a rating limit around 300 elo below to avoid getting frustrated because I get really emotional about this game sometimes.
Good night /chess/ frens.
>>570729241Post a game brick?
>>570729430https://lichess.org/NRinlBnS3+21835 and below only ok?
>>570729721Thanks. I didn't think you'd really be him kek. Don't get too emotional about that last game mmkay?
>>570733002
>>570733002ill get you next time benchod
>>570729721Bricky boy is really playing the Petrov now?
>>570734769if by playing u mean sucking at opening theory, then yes
>>570695978he said his next video is about chess mafiai predict it never comes out and hes found in a chair with the "danya treatment"
You never know what is around the corner. Love who you have while you have them. Let them know you love them. Live your life because we don’t know how or when we will leave this planet. We are ultimately the relationships we have and the people we affect. -Kev
Online chess elo is a rating of how good of a person you are
>>570740537Thx big k
>>570744537The lower the better person you are
>>570749843big if true
Whats the link to the team again?
>>570752389Saved.
Oh noo that sucks haha you were up so much material
>>570753043this is a real game u had? nice one, whats this mate called with the queen blocking in the king and bishop delivers mate?
>shogi got a gacha game before chess
>>570753176It's a sort of Balestra mate against a foux back rank.
>>570753176Yup. Englund gambit where he mouseslipped ke2 on move 2, then i blundered 2 pieces because i was discombobulated but his king was weak enough
>>570752687Those cats are very well mixed
If someone found this during a game I would instantly report them.
>>570759308Post the position without the arrow next time. I dont quite see the end after the king runs west but the idea isn't that crazy.
Here's how chess club went:I arrived a few minutes late, there was only one kid who hasn't started already. It was a prepubescent boy. I demolished him, he kept making illegal moves, but at least he understood when I pointed them out. The first game we played started 1. e4 c5 2. Qh5 lol... Then I played a boomer who said 10+0 is the devil so he set up 20;d5. I played the Taimanov and it was normal under he blundered the the pawn with e4-e5, which of course is overprotected in that opening. I went on to win, I basically had his knight trapped on h7, traded into a 2 pawn up queen endgame, and won when he blundered his queen playing on delay. He was muttering under his breath in frustration the whole game at having nothing to do lol. He's 1600 OTB, so not bad, but I'm glad a got a slow rapid OTB game in. It really sucks though not having the movies so you can't analyze. After that, we didn't have enough time for another long game, so we played 1+9 lol. I beat him 3 times in a row. I think he was getting tilted because by the end he was never going under 1 minute. I basically won every game with tactics, though one was a R v B endgame, which normally I'm terrible at with low time. It's completely meaningless, but it does feel good to be the king of the podunk chess club
>>570760110Part of the idea is to tear open the d file so the queen cuts off the kings escape. In a blitz game you’d have to have good intuition to find it. I think there’s a similar Anand game with a tactic like this.
I finally found that video of Fischer talking about how Jews hate work.https://www.bitchute.com/video/UpUz6IxMWokf
necrobump>>570767028why is it always about jews with you people
>>570774149Fischer’s fucking hilarious no matter what he’s talking about. Absolute treasure of a person.
Good evening /chess/!!!!
>>570729721>30 moves after queening
>>570774720Morning:)
>>570776278>4 seconds remaining on clock>waste a bunch of checks to build up time increment safely>win
>>570776881Eline would have found a mating pattern
>>570778230Do you have pics of her you can share?
EVARRRRR
Good morning /chess/ saars. It is a good day to play some dalit chess today.
>>570783078nice necrobump bro
>>570783213Silence heathen. We shall burn you at the stake like that heretic known for mixing cats.
>>570695975Very, very basic level. You can't say he knows Russian at that level. That's probably not even A1 on the CEFR scale.
polgar bunda tho
>>570796435Garry hit dat fo sho
>>570650223She's a beast, better metrics than judit polgar
>>570802652>She's a beastwell duh she's indian
>>570666130I remember he used to frequently beat Magnus on lichess titled arenas pre covid when nobody knew who he was. He was playing under the mysterious name RebeccaHarris, and there was speculation that it was some former elite grandmaster like Kasparov. I think he cheated under a pseudonym to build hype and mystique so that he could begin his online chess streaming and commentating career to make lots of jewbucks. He probably secretly seethed that Levy Rozman managed to make the most in the chess world. More than actual grandmasters. Let the goyim deal in the real world.
The engine gives this position as 0.0. Isn't that weird? I would expect it to be winning easily. Advanced connected passed pawns + knight. But the rook is too powerful in the defense I guess. I clicked it through some and it's not even like there is a narrow path to the draw. A ton of moves draw.FEN: 5k2/8/5KP1/5P1N/8/8/8/6r1 b - - 0 67
>>570813054nice necrobump faggot
>>570802652She’s not gonna be shit. Gonna flame out after the child abuse phase of her career is over.
>>570813054Guess the rook can sacrifice for 2 pawns and the knight is poorly placed. I wonder if it was winning at some point but a knight move blundered a draw or something
>>570820184Seriously these “remarkable” kids always fizzle out. Some faster than others.https://youtu.be/x3jTaKHWPhE
>>570813092get in here. the samefag bot has just been turned on after a night of being off. this is everything right now.
>>570821173 (me)Still one of my favorite clips combining my love for chess, dark souls, and beating kids.
>>570774149>why is it always about jews with you peoplewhy do you always have to pretend that jew hatred and zoomer hatred don’t exist outside chess and that it’s a complete anomaly? why pretend you haven’t heard a ton of conversations on both subjects both inside and outside of chess? i would wager a guess the answer relates to your name.
Stjepan's video on how to build an opening repertoire is surprisingly good
>>570823957link it i could use it
>>570824038https://youtu.be/XT05vyg6ITE
>>570824372love this guygonna watch it after i finish this oldschool runescape video
GM Stjepan Tomic
>>570823957>>570824372seems like a glorified ad for noctie more than anything
do you think 2700s ever watch these "educational" videos and laugh at how terrible the advice isI imagine it would be like a mathematician hearing a high schooler explain their field to them
>>570834692Nothing 2700s do is applicable to normies. Stejpan unironically has better advice than superGMs for how to improve as a club player.
Just beat an Iranian.
>post necrobump>schizo tranny doesn't say it was a nice one>:,( what did i do wrong
>>570837047Pay him 300 billion dollars then
>>570837047can you keep your posts chess related thanks
Chess mentioned at wage cage all hands meeting today
>>570840168how about you go fuck yourself faggot?
>>570841663i would if i could but im too small
>>570837176What's wrong with transgenders in chess? I noticed you used a slur in your post against them but I don't think they did anything wrong here.
>>570844081No faggot has ever been a grandmaster. They're the stupidest class of people that exist objectively
>>570844260What about zestyreza? The genny told me he was gay.
>>570844081I wish he’d try to compete in women only events, that would be epic seeing progressives malfunctioning on this one>trans women are real women>there’s no difference between male and female brains>no she can’t compete with real women because she’s not a real…
>>570844861Why do you think they would have an issue with this? From what I can gather online it seems progressives are pretty cleanly on the side of trans women being allowed to participate in women's chess. Pic unrelated.
>>570844861he does, he won the french woman's championship.
>>570847214nice i hope u got a fat paycheck
>>570848525he*need to pump up those numbers, i want woman world champion to be a tranny
>>570844260I heard they have higher IQs but that’s probably because the lower classes beat them into hiding.
>>570849339No they have rotten fag brains, lots of women and blacks have been grandmasters, never a fag
>>570849339Ya cause Dave Rubin and Milo are such smart guys.
>>570844081>she
>>570849502What about Anthony Santasiere? He wasn't a GM but was around before the GM title and was retroactively estimated at World No. 53 with a peak rating of 2556.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Santasierehttp://chessmetrics.com/cm/CM2/PlayerProfile.asp?Params=199510SSSSS3S114802000000111000000000026510100Paul Morphy was rumored to have been gay. Danya seemed pretty gay always saying "damn gurl," and remember that time he ignored Dina thirsting for his cock so he could play bullet with zestyreza for 4 hours into the night? Hans once called Danya "sexy" and of course only a gay man would cheat with a butt plug. The evidence is simply too great.
>>570844260>No faggot has ever been a grandmaster.It's all the STDs eating their brain away. Further proof that this nonsense is an abomination to God.
>>570850820>the only gay GM wasn't a GM
>why doesn’t classical chess get more views?>classical chess:
>>570850820What about [not a grandmaster]>your brain on having sex with poo
>>570851182What use does the title of GM have? If it is not to display some sort of strength or strength relative to other players in the world, what is it? Is Paul Morphy less of a World Chess Champion than Gukesh? Is Capablanca less of a player than Danny Rensch because he wasn't technically a Grandmaster?
>>570851209KEK
>>570851708See >>570851812
>>570851812Capablanca was a grandmaster and Danny rentch isnt, cant tell if pretending to be retarded or just a rotten fagbrain
>>570851209This guy is such an idiot. I mean what kind of retard do you have to be to murder and dismember someone and then go and do a live TV interview about it?
>>570852035Minor mistake, gosh. Do you think that Capablanca is less of a player than Rensch because Capablanca was not an IM while Rensch is? You are wrong when you say Capablanca was a GM, the title having been introduced in 1950 and him having deceased in 1942. I have found no evidence of him having received an honorary GM title or any for that matter.
>>570852814I believe he also tried to wipe his cameras memory by putting it in the washing machine.
>>570853063No rotten brained fag abomination has ever been a grandmaster, fin
>>570853464Why do you keep referencing brains when neither chess-playing ability nor relative chess-playing ability is your concern whatsoever? What you care about is having gained a title and either being alive after 1950 or having been given an honorary title. I would say you're trolling but people tend to act really retarded when they feel strongly about something but can't explain why.
>>570853728Still waiting for a homo grandmaster citation, obfuscation is a common tactic of The Fag
>>570854279I accept your concession PBT. (You) me when you're able to answer simple questions about your retarded worldview.
>>570854524My original assertion was there has never been a fag gm. You rebutted with capablanca and rentch (straights)OutcomeThere has never been a fag gmCauseRotton brains and despised by GodOriginal assertion proven true upon examination
Two retards fighting again. We were just starting to have a good time too.
>>570837047Just beat an Israeli.
>>570858632/chess/ can’t stop winning today
>me 1 hour after studying
https://lichess.org/D7ZWnfKO
I've been OOTL, Carlsen quit but Nakamura never became world champion?
>>570861393me too
look at this
>>570875760karla?
>>570876323You are a mentally ill schizoid
White to play and mate. A game I had against a homosexual grandmaster the other day. He chooses to remain anonymous.
>>570876893im off my meds karla please help me
>>570842882
>>570877063Black* my badThe game not the player.
>>570877063Black mates in two. I also have to connection to this game just like neat mating patterns like the Bolestra mate(?) from yesterday
RAPED https://lichess.org/bDTKKYHk
>>570878953Some similarities to this other classic clip I love, Judit vs Maggsy Bogues park game:https://youtu.be/hvbZCRid5CYThis is a good clip to show normies, short, sweet, validates women in chess.
>>570880134ESL channelBut based Magnus for playing that Sicilian
>>570880898I like when she asked a rematch and he responded “it’ll be a better story to leave it like that” Feel like a lot of people would have been tilted, comes off as very classy.
>when you match with a girl and your autism gets triggered
AH AH AH slow down buddy, greed is a sin
>>570884479Got em!!!
>>570881949What would you do in this situation, /chess/? Noob stomp out of autism, throw, play around her level? The latter for me.
>>570844260>No faggot has ever been a grandmaster.
>>570851209White on right
>>570892983I ran out of ChatGPT free requests, you could fix it if you want but I was satisfied with the first one
>>570894176Nigga that was the easiest edit ever with any of the free image editors out there. Shamefur dispray from the intellectuals of /chess/
>>570891715>dating app whoreStomp her and then immediately unmatch without an explanation.
>>570901620>heh, time to stomp this whore>meet up>she plays 15 moves of your Ruy Lopez prep perfectly>she squeezes you in the middlegame and you lose a pawn which she effortlessly grinds out to a won K+P endgame and she mates you with a rookWhat do?
>>570903008Put a baby in her. High likelihood she's not a total retard in that case and your child gets above 2000 FIDE.
>>570861393You can grind openings by playing anon games online and then resign as soon as you get to the middlegame.
>>570903751>hit it off with her>decide to go back to her place>you tell her that you don't need protection>you needed protection >you get married, raise your baby girl for the next two decades>she has a successful chess career and with the coaching you and your wife put her through she is a very strong prodigy and becomes a GM>her favorite opening is the Ruy Lopez>she plays competitively dropping out of college to pursue her chess career and wins the Candidates>she plays against the reigning WCC Hans Niemann and defeats him>you live the rest of your life>you are now 83 and are suffering from a terminal illness, and so is your wife>your doctor says your situation is rapidly deteriorating and you will not live much longer >your daughter has but one question to ask>she admits that she has always wanted to know more about how she came to be>she knows you don't have many stories of you and mom from before she was around>she tells you she found one post on an old chess forum group that sounded like you, dated 9 months before she was born>she reads the posts>>when you match with a girl and your autism gets triggered>Ibetshes1100.jpg> ...>>dating app whoreStomp her and then immediately unmatch without an explanation.> ...>Put a baby in her. High likelihood she's not a total retard in that case and your child gets above 2000 FIDE.>"anon..." she says.>not referring to you by name, nor by "dad.">is this how I was conceived? am I but a twisted experiment of your creation?>you feel the life seeping from your body...>is this how you feel about mom? >you feel your time running out...>is this... (You)?What do?
>>570904915real schizo hours
necroban
>>570915073Very nice. Always happy to see fellow smithmorriggers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBXBo7ZH-EWhat chess game does this song remind you of? For me, it is Robert James Fischer vs. Boris Spassky, in particular Game 6 of their world championship match, which I have attached in .gif format. Therein Fischer played 1. c4, the English, despite often being credited with saying 1. e4 was “best by test.” Yet he played what some people in this general have called “d4 in disguise” in his most famous game. Curious
>saar we must do the needful and stop the very bad enshitification of mr. rensch saar
>>570903751>>570904478Samefagger goes to sleep.>>570917975Samefagger wakes up to do the needful.
>>570918435>saar you are the samebenchod who plays on krishnadotcom saar
>>570919327>I have taken some screenshots of youtube comments this time! OK.
>>570919457
This dog had 1534 Elo before he passed away RIP
>>570919905RIP dog who had 1534 Elo before passing away
>>570919703>>570919905>>570920304Same poster.
>>570920304Thanks man his name was Patches, also he had really big balls that we never cut off because he was extremely gentle anyway>>570920430Not true
>>570921184We’ve already seen some really shameful LARPing in this general in order to try and get things going again. But clout chasing somebody’s dead dog represents a new low. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>570921597That was actually my dog man show some goddamn respect. Fucking asshole
>>570921597You know what they say: when life gives you (You)s, post sexy brown girl pictures.
>>570921930>>570922919Same poster. Again.
>>570921930He really is a jackass isn't he? What should we do about it?
We're so close to the Steam summer sale guys!! Are (You) planning to buy chess 2?
>>570923340depends on the discount honestly
And now the samefag frenzy to show how that couldn’t have been samefagging before! So fucking predictable.
>>570923005Not true>>570922919I don’t want to talk about it because my dog just died and also my future wife (who is white btw) has a 1997 performance rating in the meme tournament. Shit’s just not going well for me right now.
>>570923460It's not even that expensive. Why not treat yourself for once anon?
>>570923537Sorry to hear that. Have you thought about getting her a beautiful qazaq ulttyq kiimi like picrel to cheer her up after a bad performance? I'm sure she'd love it!
>>570924018Ohayo misa Woman’s Grandmaster Chess!!!! Mishi Mishi Chess girl!!!
>>570923572it's not about treating myself i'm just really broke right now and chess 1 is fun enough i guess
>>570924018Why would I want to cheer her up she needs to get her ass in gear.
>>570924018>>570924572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjjgwAMkSp8
>>570924572Not cool chud. We respect women over here and if you don't get in line I will be forced to react. Ever heard of punching nazis before? Yeah, that's what I do.
>>570924883She holds herself to a higher standard than that. She knows what the business is.
Wow, that’s some really funny samefagging! Political humor!
>>570924883>>570925167>>570925181Same poster.
>>570925298Not trueThere’s only three of is here at any given time anyway.
Spend all your money on Chessable opening courses
>i cant post a screenshot that would easily prove in a second i am not samefagging for hours >but please just believe me! >g-g-general be poppin’
>>570925564>>570925298>>570924693Same poster
>>570925841in zoomerland this is a 10.
>>570925945
There's a 60;d5 tournament next month I could attend. Should I do it?
>>570925841>>570925945>>570926183Same poster.
>>570926183God she's sexy. I'd say what I would really do to her if we were alone, but that's anon's wife.
>>570926421>;dSecond time I’ve noticed this in place of the + character. Are you using an agent to post?
>>570927016Partially true
>>570927240I'm not sure I understand this schizophrenic post. Delay is different than increment. What is your rating?
>>570923526It's sad that catmixer actually samefagging now gives you the illusion that you were right all along and not a literal paranoid schizo.Go to a psychiatrist before you end up stabbing someone thinking he's an alien spy, it will almost certainly gonna be someone you are close to,seek help now before it's too late
>>570927574
>>570927980? post elo
>>570928081Where are you playing with a delay? Larping the 1960s before the Fischer clock was introduced? Also I don’t see any using the semi-colon to indicate that, is it not usually a slash?https://forum.uschess.org/t/notation-for-delay-or-increment/19108
>>5709280811900 FIDE. And you tough guy?
>>570928832>The only place a semicolon is used is to separate the time control(s) from the increment/delay setting that applies to all of the time control periods, so there can only be one semicolon. It is true, though, that semicolons can be used in other contexts in TLAs.So why the fuck would you use the semicolon if there’s only one time period? Dumbazz
Lichess has a pride flag up this month but dotcom doesn't? I am afraid the Jewish owned site might be more based bros.
>>570929306Answer my question larp larp larp sahur.
>>570929186>>570929306>>570929718same person btw
>>570928832Just scroll the the USCF tournaments list . Plenty have delay with that symbol.
>>570929306>lichess gay!!>cc great!!Keep paying for things that should be free little goy
>>570930104Nah man. You show me. Specifically where a single time period and a semicolon is used. I see a lot of slashed and “ d5”
>>570930680You're the one playing on a fag month platform retard. Got put a gay flag in your bio, you're clearly part of the movement.
>>570930104>>570930680>>570930698>>570931028all the same poster btw. this general is just one schizo in a constant argument with three of his other personas.
>>570930104You made me pull up the fucking rulebook shithead. Though I don’t doubt y’all just do whatever at your podunk club.
>>570931340>>570931436
The Taimanov is so based... https://lichess.org/RX4K2Rty/black
>>570932251i wanna cum in her turkchink ass so bad bros its unreal
You can’t say that. It’s meant to be implied.
I was playing on the clock and got a high priority wagie call right at this moment and missed the M4(until he let me do it the next turn)
>>570922919Why is she looking at me like I'm unworthy of being in her presence? She's holding back outright contempt here. I'm beneath her, a lowly patzer chud. I quickly avert my eyes to the floor and defeatedly shuffle away without saying a word, my heart sinking while embarrassment and shame overwhelming my faculties My eyes well up with tears. I am broken and will never recover from this, my only opportunity for love in this life gone.
If you play the Perk against me you WILL be mercilessly raped
End of the e4 vs d4 debate:E4 has cooler openings (ruy Lopez, Sicilian, KG) but FAR more cringe openings (petrov, scandi, caro)Alternatively, any response to d4 will be fairly interesting.Given that most opponents play cringe, d4 is better
>>570941957>>570937871>>570936627>>570935423>>570934304All this samefagging is driving me nuts.
>play tactics>winWhy is chess like this?
EEEEEENOUGH. Post 5 examples of catmixer the samefaggot samefagging. For now, I think we should all use the "name" feature to identify ourselves so we can call out the non-named posts as him.
>>570950723Nice lazy-ass necrobump
>>570951765Catmixer you forgot your name. You might want to name yourself "larpov" though as you seemingly are trying to pretend to be him.
>>570952149I’m here to talk and chess and chess accessories. Let’s keep the subject on track. That okay, hun?
>>570950723>. Post 5 examples of catmixer the samefaggot samefagging. >>570929939>>570931340>>570945678>>570953408>>570927016Maybe moving to /sp/ after the world cup wouldn't be such a bad idea, at least flags would mitigate both the samefagging and the paranoia about it
>>570953830There is no "paranoia." It's one guy trying to ruin the thread
>>570953830You're right, I think we should move to /sp/ too. Thanks for the examples. On a more chess related note, here's a game I lost in the lichess anon pool as black.https://lichess.org/IrUCQJdsDF2e
>>570953830I think this is a great idea. Can we hold a poll?
>feel like i'm playng like Bobby Fishcer's left testicle>win>check engine analysis>?!>?
I’m excited for our next big move.
>samefagger necrobumping every once in a while to keep the thread from 404’ingall the general is at this point.
>>570956434>every once in a whileI wish
>>570957012wow, that’s a really funny meme. it will bring life back to a general where people samefag at all times!
>>570957265I don't think it will, we need a larger base of 4chan chess players to do that and a lot of them have been scared off by the continued samefagging since Christmas. We used to have a lot of organic activity here, now it's just sad. The vibe was different, I felt like if I posted I would actually be talking to people rather than some weird uncanny imitation of an anon by the samefag.
I don't mind the samefagging, but moving to a flag board would be nice. Unrelated, when are we hosting /our/ next tournament? I missed the last one.
>>570956434I hate the guy obsessed with alua or whatever the fuck her name is more
>two samefag-sympathetic posts coincidentally hit the general in a row
>>570957950Why does everyone on here keep calling me anon or OP? My name is Bradley.
>>570959363Use the name field, people will start getting to know you. It's how Karla and Joey started.
>>570960005Thank you Samuel.
>>570957265What the fuck up catmixer
Sure is a nice day for chess eh lads.
>>570959104same, it's irrational but I despise simps more than any other type of poster
We can all migrate to #chess.space in rizon, there I can ban all the schizoids
>>570961368Or we just move to /sp/ like normal people and get flags. Simple as.
>>570961748This will save chess
is catmixer the new bogeyman now? used to be pbt
>>570962109I heard he’s actually a nice guy
Voting here makes no sense. Why don't we host a tournament and vote in chat there?
>>570961748It will just die due to being too slow
>>570962485That’s a great idea Bradley. Can we elect this guy team leader?
>>570963832I'm not really good at this stuff. I vote for anyone but me.
>>570964274The fact that you don’t think you’re qualified to lead is exactly why you’d be a good team leader. Let’s hear it for Brad the Lad!
Was about to get flagged so I played some random shit move. The game ended and I couldn’t figure out why for a second. Turned out that move was a checkmate. I love crazyhouse.
>>570978649That’s crazy… houseNice one
only 3 threads are between us and the archive. will the samefag wake up? will we die? who knows? for now, we use herbs. and we wait.
Play the Scotch to make Redditors seethe
