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would gaster still date (you) if you were trapped in the body of a grey teenager?
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
goat, normal = :/goat, samurai = :O
i want to brand gaster with the SOUL logo using a hot iron so he knows that he belongs to me and only me
he just got added and is already saying shit he wasn't suppose to knoooowww im winging my ding
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Fave is banished to the Boston Dimension.
>>570432139He would get off on it, I betRaging hard boner the whole time, would shoot ropes as you press the hot metal on him
>>570432250>gaster inserted himself into the players tomodachi life save file just so he could be pampered by (you) and play dress up
>>570432348I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
We can't trust the Faveler.They probably lied about our triggers and rigged up our trigger to our own bombs instead of the other boats.
>>570432356Fave can room with me
>>570432870Fave is banished to the Stupid Faggot Dimension.
>>570433037Does that dimension have good amenities?
>they call me Wingus Dingus
https://files.catbox.moe/yehee9.webm
i love him very much
>>570433103Yes, actually. They have to have wheelchair access ramps because everyone is a complete dunderhead who uses handicap mobility devices since they can't walk from all the anal.
>>570433413>can't walk from all the anal.Is it possible for me to just visit this dimension and perhaps have commerce with the locals?
why dont we just make... a utdr altchan? i could make it for us.
Just saw someone propose to cancel Toby Fox over the chapter 5 japan stuff because “he’s being racist”You can’t fucking win with anyone
What if Ralsei shyly asked you for a blowjob?
>>570433546I’m not getting in that deep
Fanart never portrays the second face on Gaster's torso correctly.
>>570433513Only eyes blinded by stupidity can reveal the way...
YES FAVE DID ITTHEY TOOK THE BOOTS
im going to sleep. to dream of gaster
>>570433546Actually a good idea. Some of this place is fucking retarded with moderation or lack of it.
Kris love
Which Deltarune character would have the tightest pussy HARD MODE: No Kris.
>>570433998Spamton
>>570433546I’m genuinely down for this. But my only fear is traffic being too low? Unless you advertise it to places outside of 4chan. But if you make it, drawfags get to be the first mods
>>570433546I'm all up for it, I wish you luck getting the cash to host the site and a trusty moderation team
>>570433998>No Kris
>>570434067just make a discord you’re literally just talking about discord
>>570433546that's just another discord server, neonate
>>570433546that already exists and people here have posted complaining about the moderation there, you'd just be creating an alternative with less traffic and less moderation
Fact: Asgore, Rudy, and Carol would be happier in a threesome relationship than Asgore would ever be dealing with that massive bitch Toriel.Carol and Asgore could watch shitty anime together and weeb out and then they could bang Rudy together. It’s the ideal solution to everyone’s problems.
>>570434278The biggest difference is that deltaruneforum allows underages
>>570433546More Discord servers more drama YIPPEE! I CAN'T WAIT!!!
>Less trafficThis isn't as bad of a thing as you're making it out to be. Less traffic is actually good, because it can be moderated and have actual discussion of game or characters or art threads
>>570434378Please just make a discord just go to discord
golem get ye gone
>>570434286Carol would just watch Asgore and Rudy have sex and then become conflicted on if that makes her a cuck or not. But then she would just keep masturbating to her husband's moans. Then Asgore would invite her to lick her husband's anal creampie and she'd get REALLY conflicted, but she'd do it immediately.
>NOOOOOO IT'S DISCORD IT'S DISCORDDDDDNo, i hate usernames
>>570434461Gay goat
>>570434513many people are saying this!!
When did the anon mention having to create an account to use the site?Not comparable to discord, you're all retarded
>>570434423>implying Carol wouldn’t be the power cuck ordering Asgore to fuck her husband to her exact specifications as if Asgore was nothing more than a giant fluffy sex toy
megidolaon
There will be no accounts, no usernames, there will be forced anonymity, no trip codes and you can post Noelle being raped in the /weird/ board
>>570434667with blackjack and hookers
>>570434625I think Carol would be more passive in bed, even if it's just a stereotype about powerful people. She might actually want Asgore to order her around, but Asgore is too passive to want to do that and too socially-unaware to realize that it's what she wants.
>>570434667>you can post Noelle being raped in the /weird/ boardAnd the main board, too?
>>570434667This is like a kid trying to run away from home to find parents who will let them eat ice cream and play with toys all day
>>570434667>/weird/ doe rape boardbased would scare away redditors
>>570434067If drawfags already have a whiteboard and magma to live chat why do you need a separate totally not discord? This is retarded
>>570407330Tanked
>>570434753Yes? This site is dogshitThe other forum is dogshit
wha happen
tomorrow will be the last day the timer will have a double digit in the days.how does that make you feel?by wednesday, the final week will be upon us.wednesday 24th 17:00 at GMT+1 (Prime Euro Time) is 981.000 seconds awayrelease will be at 17:00 in the GMT+1 timezone16:00 for britbongs.11:00 for the east coast of america8:00 for the west coast of america.in under 980.700 now.DELTARUNE WILL BE WAITING.
>>570434804BASEDASED
>>570434667/fat/ or bust, bitch
Yes I am stuck in Fave's stomach alooooneI'm seeing what it's like to be in a stomach
>>570434887Floradin, it is dangerous. Floradin, are you not aware of the danger? If you get on the train, Floradin, an evil man might deprive you of your innocence. Floradin, do not get on that train! Floradin, let me tell you a secret. I am that evil man.
The reason Rudy is in the hospital is because Carol forced Asgore to rupture Rudy’s anal walls while she filmed it
>>570434906peculiar creecher.
>>570434889I've got a day off that day, I'm buying snacks and soder and a pizzer I'm ready
>a save space discord being called for not even a full week after chapter 5 announcementNot that anything will come of it anyway but fucking lel
What do we call the new altchan?
>>570434982idk what you said but ok!
>>570435098fortune channel
>>570435098Underchan? Deltachan? Sans' Funhouse?
>>570435041i won't need to have the day off because i have work ends when it releases. i miss literally nothing and if i miss anything, i'd be off by an hour at the most.its not like i will miss being here because if i am here when it releases, yo ufuckers will spoil it to me or some shit.i wont be here for a few days when it drops, unless i accidentally normal route and need to know how to undo this.
>>570435113Floradin, evil men might try to teach you something. You do not want to learn it! Floradin, evil men will try to teach you what semen tastes like. You should not learn!
>>570435064>safe space discordretarded postdiscord has pfps and usernamesanons want somewhere with anonymity but good moderation
>>570434760No one chats on the whiteboard. Quick messages are not chatting, while magma actually has a chat
/v/ has officially autosaged deltarune threads lol
>>570435254how do you know
Would you rather get a handjob to completion from fully dressed fave or jerk yourself off while naked fave sits there naked not touching or being touched by you.
>>570432016
>>570435254Oh boy I can't wait for the k*** ****** d*b*ting to kick in full force because they have nowhere else to dump their stimmies
>>570435178>good moderation>drawfag moderators instead of impartial /vg/ janniesIncredible idea I can't see anything going wrong with this!
>>570435293Amazing
>>570435161were you or anyone else here there for the 3+4 drops? I like chopping it up with the anons here but if song leaks were actually posted before it might be best to leave a bit earlier
>>570435315Kirk Picard Debating? Nobody talks about Star Trek here, bro.
>>570435379Yet
>>570435274he would roast you into the shadow realm until you go sad and floppy and a handjob would be like rubbing your cock against a food grater (because of the thorns)
>>570435254was there an announcement?
I want you to look at this
>>570435332Who ever said drawfags were gonna moderate?
>>570435520Damn, never thought that they might actually look like this.
>>570435520lovely little freak
>>570435178imagine having fucking painter as a mod. Are you insane
>>570435254What are you talking about. I can only find the one thread that hit 590 posts.Did you post so much on /vg/ you forgot other boards autosage at 500?
>>570435584What are the odds toby unironically forces us into a trolley problem now
>>570435374I played the game.what else?i just took my time doing it because i didnt want to skip content.
>>570435584lol
>>570435668I'd simply let it hit the 1 guy cus 1 guy less than 5 guy
>>570435525Well then who's getting picked? The assumption is drawfags since they're the ones who will be orbiting it most. Carolanon? Fujoanon? Surely it's not going to be some rando so who
>>570435668>thing Undertale Yellow did>in the chapter with the weeb aesthetic Undertale Yellow also did
>>570435632>>570435273>>570435315https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/740983970/#740985363https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/740941704/#740949161They made threads and they dont bump lol if it has the word "deltarune" in it or the image
Replaying Chapter 4 and Rudy Knight doesn't seem too out there with what Susie says in the church after you ask around for clues about the Shelter.
>>570435802If you let it hit 5 darkners you dont lose any recruits because you are not responsible, but if you flip the switch to hit the one you cannot get full recruits because you're responsible for it
>>570435821>surely its not going to be some randoI'd rather trust anons than named posters since the latter turned /utg/ into a shithole in the first place
>>570435802But the fries at Five Guys are so good. If I had to choose between Five Guys and one guy I'd choose the Five Guys because it tastes better.
>>570435872can we get anti-vaxxer ceroba in deltarune?
>>570435821Let's make the anon who posts from his job at Walmart all the time the only mod so he has two jobs to complain about.
>>570435879/vg/ wins again flawless victory
I hope rudy dies soonabsolutely worthless character
>>570435872>said aesthetic also chokes out the western-inspired aesthetic the audience was actually sold on prior
>>570435879Is there some kind of head mod who can be appealed to because this can’t be more than one janny
any1 wanna confess their sins today?
>>570435613That would be awesome
>>570435821>some rando so whoWhy can it not be some rando? That's the best option. I don't want them to have any identity because that's how powershitting starts
>>570435613what’s the problem with that? it would be someone who cares about the game
>>570435953Are you trying to make fucking burgerpants into a moderator
>>570436026Do you want to moderate the altchan Asgoreanon?
>/v/deltarune threads are bannedIf this lasts until release day, /v/ is going to be retarded as fuck and either come here or spam the entire catalog repeatedly
How do we stop the Asgore erasure
>>570436254why does he hate him so much, bros?
>>570436225>normal people tourists flood to the faggot thread. making all of the LGBTQs madthat would be brilliant.
i can only carry 50 cuptains at a time
>>570436225I was going to say something along the lines of /v/ j**nnies doing anything in their power to make the retardation on /v/ someone else's problem, but that might be interpreted as complaining about the rules or moderation and that's a no-no. So I'm going to say anything about that at all, no siree, not a word from me.
it's saturday
>>570436361why do you post exclusively in the faggot thread
>>570436361this is the faggot thread lil broand youre here every single day
I went to the faggot thread and everybody knew you.
I'm Black Sans.
>>570436443i am aware.>>570436423self-inflicted torture and my innate desire to torture the handicapped.
>>570436517
>>570436536do you know you dont actually "torture" anyone and your posts can be easily ignored? youre too much of a techlet to even evade bans, so you cant spam the thread with anything either. very odd, little hoglet.
>>570436157If you'll forgive my candor, this entire scenario honestly sounds like a drama-fueled nightmare brewing as with any separate and outside congregation I've ever seen from a /vg/ general a la Discord and being in a central role seems like it would suck very badly for anybody involved. I am content posting Asgore here I think
>>570436347I don't know but it's pretty sad to see>Barely in any official art and most of it is drawn by Temmie>Geno route merch where you murder the entire underground is a-okay but god forbid you want merch of the cutie patootie whose only sin was acting out of rage and has been repenting ever since
>>570436712nah cmon itll be fun
>Black armor of the Roaring Knight.>Draped with a shadowy mantle bearing her crest embroidered.>On her mother's wishes, December made herself a symbol of fear, undertaking the cleansing crusade Carol desired against the DARK WORLD.>"Direct thy maledictions, thine ire, and thy grief towards me alone."
>>570436662cool.
>>570436820[SPEECH 25 - FAILED]
Arigatou Toby-sama
What games should I play while I wait for ch.5
someone make the altchan i need some lulz
>>570437060deltarune chapter 1-4
How pissed do you think Flowey gets everytime I open up my true pacifist save just to double check how the underground is laid out. Not reseting the file, just constantly bringing everyone back to right after the barrier broke
>>570436892oh you're mad mad aren't youyou aren't from /g/ are you? you're a scared little techlet who plays a tranny game then cries about it
>>570437060>11 days leftUh, I dunno? I'd say Fallout: NV because that's what I was doing. But if you like being thorough about making a build and completing quests then you will not have enough time even if you played 8 hours a day from right now.
>>570435254>>570435879>>>/v/740981957
>>570437137never been on /g/ in my life.i only hear murmurs of absolute units like "how do i convert X time into microwave time"
>>570437225so you're a fat retard who can't code? LMAOOOyou're tech illiterate so you can't actually hurt any of us??
pen is
>>570437175>deltarune threads autosaged>cunnypedo threads stay upWe live in a society
>>570437254I can only program PLCs on two languages and only one of them is considered legitemate.
My TV actually just fucking died right in front of my eyes
>>570437442Good.
>>570437302It's only been 5 hours with a cropped naked little girl's midriff in the OP, I'm sure they'll get to it eventually
>>570436091You know what? It would be a strong bit.
>>570437385>PLC stands for "Penis Long Cock"grim telly>>570437442your post appeared just as i was about to send "grim telly" to someone else lol
>>570437506It stands for "phucc'n long caulk."
>>570437302>>570437489How long before someone mentions deltarune in that thread and posts a deltarune-related image? Haha, not that any of us would do that.
>>570437583Post FRIEND, he's akin to the cheshire cat anyway.
>>570437583lmaooo
By the way whoever's talking about making an altchan, do not fucking do thatevery one of those is just an invitation for random people and bots to come spam [illegal content] when they find it, it happens all the time, you do not want to have to deal with that shit
god fave fucking loves eating entire sleeves of ritz crackers on their bed as they browse the web
>>570434667>you can post Noelle being raped in the /weird/ boardhold on, let him cook
Kris is just Brendon from Home Movies but evil and gender ambiguous
I'll make the altchan but as it owner I will ban anyone who they/thems a character. He's and she's only.
>>570437773>>570437787Now, now folks. According to Rule 4, I could NEVER condone posting anything Deltarune related on a /v/ thread knowing that it would autosage and destroy said thread, as that would be vexatious and tantamount to a "raid". I am saying that if someone already on /v/ did that I would personally find it hilarious.
Did papyroos and sans put crash bandicoot in undertale?
>>570438001Crash Bandicoont is the Dark Souls of autism. Said Sans Undertale (yes, he said that).
>>570438001No but they did put N. Cortex there and he made Crash Bandicoot
>>570438136"N" too, is an acronym
>>570437887so, observable reality?seems reasonable.
>>570438156Neutral run
The only good thing UTY did was this scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fobGQpucZNk
You can tell most of the Theory discourse around future chapters is purely just done for sake of engagement bait and hype.
>>570438136>first name neo>scientist whose creations backfire on him>of short stature>wants crystals for ultimate power>tries to bargain and deal with evil entities he can't control or understand>breaks the 4th wallIs Neo Cortex a schizoboss?
Cortex is yellow just like Kris and their name starts with the same letter
Yeah you guys are smoking crack. The word deltarune isn't autosaged janny is just awake and doing it manually. That why the sneaky plant one with the new.flower rudinns hit 600 posts.
>>570438553His leitmotif almost sounds like the freedom motif if you squint your ears
>>570438553He's Gaster's shadow archetype, he even has his own FRIEND
Sonic fans are evil autismCrash fans are schizo autismMario fans are humble autism
>>570439058Undertale/Deltarune fans are pure autism
Who's lawful autism and chaotic autism?
>decide for the hell of it im gonna actually fight jevil instead of putting him to sleep>its genuinely the most annoying fight in the game and starts looping attacks because toby ran out
Ralsei!
>>570439245the autism here has no flavor. it is all and naught at the same time and because of this, it is both malevolent and benevolent.
>>570439263>>because toby ran outOh no he is heading for the road! THE CAR IS COMING RIGHT FOR HIM!
>>570439263If you aren't getting close enough to the bullets to generate enough TP to tire him out, of course you aren't gonna be having any fun. You're playing a Deltarune battle like it's Undertale. The challenge and fun comes from trying to gather enough TP to beat him as quickly as possible.
Ral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l87afB2iFc
I just like the /v/ threads better because we can actually talk about the game and shit. This one has too many goatfuckers that just ruin everything. I'm convinced they don't even play the game and just live on a farm and fuck goats.
>>570439757*gently shits inbetween your inviting lips*
i love buckethead <3
>>570438504Its chapter 5, it's about time
>When the light is running low>And the shadows start to grow>And the places that you know>Seem like fantasy>There's a light inside your soul>That's still shining in the cold>With the truth>The promise in our hearts>Don't forget>I'm with you in the darkSo who's actually singing this in universe
>>570440110Temmie, duh
>>570440110It feels kind of obviously Dess after Raise Up Your Bat just had "I'm with you in the dark" in the chorus
>>570440110dess
chapter 1 being a giant homestuck reference irks me a little bit
>>570440110the sunflower from pvz
>>570440265Every Chapter is a giant Homestuck reference you dummy
replaying chapter 4 and i didn't even know of temmie singing Don't Forget
>THE FIRST HERO. THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS!Poor Gaster, you can tell how excited he was over the vessel. Why did we get faggot kris
>>570440110Dess's lullaby for baby Kris
>>570440385Why the fuck would Dess be singing a lullaby to baby Kris when she's Noelle's sister and not related to Kris, in what scenario would Dess be singing Kris to sleep
>>570440449There's this picture of Dess holding baby Kris and telling Carol how she traded Noelle to asriel
>>570440449what are you, cinemasins?
>>570440449Everyone got tired of her singing at home, so she had no choice but to haunt little Kris through the window
>>570440325don't switch
>>570440374He forgot about the vessel
>>570440676i will impregnate gasters beautiful son
>>570440374Every Kris is tailored to the player, mine lifts 500 kg and sings opera
fave was born in a coop, raised in a cagechildren fear them, critics rage
you're all FIRED
I'm trying to find what Catti says when you select the "Parents" option in Chapter 4 near the beginning, because choosing "Susie" locks you out of it. Surprisingly hard to find. It doesn't seem like it's next to what she says in the text dump site I found.
sometimes i forget that this game doesnt have subtext, it just has text. the vast majority of popular fan headcanons are clearly telegraphed ingame
you're all HIRED
>>570440929Oh I found it* Trying to decide between.* Levitation spell, to save parents.* And immolation spell.* To turn the tree, into blazing pyre.* ...* After that, I'll try. A bigger ladder. Maybe.* Kris... careful. You know not... the forces you betangle.That last one might be if you choose Leave.
>>570440932lil bro noticed there is text in the game
>>570440110Noelle
Kris was born in a dumpster
i'll complete my save when its 3 days before release because i want things to be fresh.i don't want to be like "oh yeah that happened roughly 1 year ago! when i played this"
my life is like a video gametrying hard to beat the stageall while i am still collecting coins
>>570440932everyone in hometown wants to fuck asgore except for Toriel
>>570441118Why did Berdly say this
>>570441284dess drew this
when you realize you're turning 67 in 67 days
>>570441012What is this ass dialogue who talks like this
>>570441520carol literally talks exactly like that in all of her dialogue so far
>>570441467ruddin (flower) is the new spice.
>>570441520A chuuni catgirl (forma cat)
colonel spamton's bucket of krissy soos
>>570441584How long do autisms last on the thread? pippins is dead.
>>570441270>>570441284sex with both of them at the same time
so wait in which chapter should asriel show up
>>570442029He'll show up in this very chapter
Reminder the book about human souls was labeled as "Book 1" and Bibliox foreshadowed another soul book existingIn Chapter 4, the newest librarby book was about monster dust and that factored directly into Gerson/the Old ManSomething involving souls that requires a lore drop about them in the librarby will happen in Chapter 5
>>570442029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgEHe's been here the whole time.
>>570441924oh no.the thing that i said would happen did happen.its rattling keys in front of toddlers.its the new thing.they'll get bored when the new thing comes and that is partially understandable because new content creates dopamine for these trogs.they don't have a "fave" or any sense of loyalty.just prepare for lots of plant-based jokes and insults this month.
Because Deltarune is Final Fantasy 8 the final dungeon will be a cool as fuck Metroidvania castle
Why did Toby drop all the cool guitar shit from chapter 1's soundtrack, he was cooking with that Susie's themes and Chaos King but he never really did that again.
I can’t beat the knight, I accept failing the shadow crystal storyline. Throw at me your modest disgusted fave pictures
>>570442434Zoomers will see a resident evil castle and call it a metroidvania.
>>570442650
>>570442696It's a big nonlinear Dracula castle with a Dracula (girl) and you have to go around killing all her midbosses to get upgrades and progress it's SOTN 1:1
Has anyone played that new Tenna centric fangame
>>570442825>not a (You) self insert on a date with TennaNo
>>570442774Its a Resident Evil zone where you go around exploring and solving puzzles and killing stuff so you can proceed, it even has the fixed camera angles.
>>570441284midriff peek sexo
>>570442643lol
>>570440075That sword looks like Starwalker
>>570443443
imma post my favorite autism before the game drops one last time.you do with that information as much as you want.>https://voca.ro/1LvWWHmfo2iA
i love my boy ralsei
>>570443828last one is a bit of a stretch but yeah the other matches up
>>570443853
>>570444042
>>570444091
i love how toby replied to the tumblr post about krusie about something wholly unrelated while completely ignoring the krusie part
>>570444308
>>570444320This is meta narration on how krusie will be irrelevant
krise
>>570441520A copycatBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>570444025i just sucked at matching it up right, there is a single beat more in the deltarune one, but all roots themes are just the omega flowey intro jingles with hard alterations.lets not forget that the weird route needs you to use a THORN ring.where are thorns from?somewhere, somehow, something that shouldn't be, shouldn't know, is watching you.and the closer something is attached to the weird route, the more it bears the handwriting of something flowey-like.you now remember the halved flower-sprite in ch3 in the middle of the desert for no fucking reason whatsoever.you now remember how spamton shot friendliness pellets at you, you remember how he was suspended by vines, you remember how similar the mantle spoke in this mocking and taunting manner and how you didn't even beat him, but how he fled and granted the mantle to you.you now remember the writhing mass in the deepest dark.
>>570444337
>>570444503>i just suckedgay>jingles with hardgay>how spamton shot ""friendliness pellets"" at yougay>mantle spoke in this mocking and taunting manner and how you didn't even beat him offgay
>>570444603dark times ahead for you, mate.
>>570444569>>570444641>oi crikey blimey mate n guvnawhat did britishposter mean by this
>>570444320You should have come to terms with endgame years ago
>>570444709no, its 'strayan.that's why they don't have sex.they mate.
>>570444709
>>570444762is it true that australians have alot of chest hair and always wake up in the morning by kissing their gay partner on the forehead for good luck?>>570444885:D
>number retard behind faggotposting>not even impressed
>>570444917i wouldn't know.i am not australian.
>>570444762>>570444917>>570445005You must be educated on what is "fair dinkum"https://files.catbox.moe/ztr2oq.webm
>>570444917
>>570444921big if true>>570445005big if true>>570445059>virus link>>570445089>goat link
>>570445118Are ya at least a little bit excited?you big oaf? you bumbling fool?you total fucking retard?fuck you?
>>570445118
>>570445216>Are ya at least a little bit excited for delta rune?ja of course, why would i knot be, trying to finish my replay chappy 1 on occasion, keep getting old man thumb aches from the switch console though>fuck you?erm? rainbowflag emoji question mark?>>570445323
>>570445376you need to redo the whole thing?
After failing to beat the knight, it makes me think none of the threadshitters probably have
>>570445376
>>570445460i am moreso only replaying all the chapters for reasons of getting back into the game and also for reason of getting my first save file started up on my switch console, i played deltarune on pc before.>>570445563gooter
Fave does not want to go to work today
>>570445556>After failing to beat the knightHow long have you been trying?
>>570445609i am doing the same but only ch4 because i missed the "thank you"-scene and unbrick my savefile.i will play it 3 days or so before it drops.
>>570445609
>>570445556I've recently done a no-hit, so I can try and help. What parts are you struggling on?
>>5704458162 hours I think?
>>570445828wish you luck on your delta runing>>570445889
>>570445939i wish you luck too, even if you're a cunt.
>>570445892I’ve watched videos of no hits. Even with my items being the best they can be, the goop teeth spit attack doing away 80% of kris’ health even with the mantle with one tiny graze was just raping and gaping my runs. I don’t get very often honestly and I’m pretty good at dodging that attack, it’s just sooooo bad when you take even a little hit.
>>570446059what? how am i a cunt? i am a gay man
>>570445913Took me probably 3 hours. Struggled approximately the same amount on the Jevil fight, and the two are kind of similar in that you eventually just lock the patterns in your head and memorize where you can linger without moving too much. Once that muscle memory sets in, it gets easier.
>>570446295don't worry.you're a cunt.
>>570445939
>>570446373i prefer to get called "Special Agent Bussy"and remember that i like my wine fruity, not stirred.>>570446383
>>570446503the most cursed thing: the popsicles i bought are called "bussy"
>Chapter 5 is already revealed>YouTubers instantly slapdash together "Chapter 5 prediction" videosWhat "prediction", retards? The footage is already out, you're not "predicting" anything, you're just regurgitating trailer content.
>>570446503
>>570446572bro? share your bussy?
>>570446616Gotta profitt off of people who don't follow stuff too closely
>>570446704goat
>>570446715them sumbitches pulled a decade plot to dunk on germany>https://www.sunvi.de/media/image/product/59617/lg/bussy-mix-wassereis-gemischt-a-40ml-karton-200er-pack.jpg
>>570446984>it's realgrim tellyvision but yum yum at the same time
>>570447127yeah, and i have a pack in my fridge rn
>>570446704Ugly>>570446876Cute
>>570447150>keeping prime bussy refridgerated so it stays prime and in fresh condition for a longer durationbig brained wise man>>570447224all shapes of ralsei are good!
>>570447224
>>570446168Alright, here's what you're gonna wanna do.First of all, don't be afraid to use every single ReviveMint you've collected up to this point. You can farm infinite of them in Chapter 4, same with the new Spincake patch allowing you to use it during this fight as well, which was originally not possible as you wouldn't be able to get a new one in Chapter 4. It may not sound like much, considering the Spincake is only useful when you're at low health and not when you're already swooned, but it can help out in rare cases.Second, Ralsei is really fucking nerfed during this fight, as he's a primarily supporting character and you're not gonna be able to find yourself in a scenario where it's better to HealPrayer than to RudeBuster. Get your best attacking scarf on him, but if you have two LodeStones, equipping them on him will make your life way easier.Third, use HoldBreath at the start. It's really fucking janky to get used to at first, but once you get the speed of it down, you'll find it makes dodging way easier. I know you're probably already doing that, but just in case.Finally, hold X to move slower. It sounds worthless, but it can help you get way more TP during attacks like the Sword Tunnel. Extra tips:>The first attack, the Stars, has bullet shards that explode towards multiple directions. You can see where they're gonna go, their direction is telegraphed by a small beam of light before the big stars blow up.>The Box Splitter attack is easier to dodge by taking advantage of the fact the border pushes you back to the center automatically. Focus mostly on moving either horizontally or vertically depending on the direction of the slash, and use the box fusing back to weave through the bullet holes that open up.
>>570447373the prolapse jokes went full circle now
>>570447519pro plaps? i hardly know 'er!
>>570432016https://files.catbox.moe/3rzd8l.jpeg
>>570447629lol
>>570447629>"how typical of him"
how much time passed between chapter 1 and 4 in-game?
>>570447742'bout tree fiddy
>>5704477423 days, right? Chapter 5 would make for day 4.
>>570447742chapter 1 begins thursday morning around 8amchapter 4 ends early hours of sunday, like 3am
>>570446616If you're getting angry over chapter 5 speculation how do you hang out here without getting an aneurysm
ok it's time for my replay
>>570447981I'm not here for the game itself
>>570448019You're starting NOW?!
>conversation about bussy ended grim i was emotionally invested in the topicoh well might as well say then thatthere's for real an IRL hockey player goalie that has the name "Bussi" not even joking https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Bussi
>>570447629She made her choice with bone man
>>570431882Hoo...
>>570448049If you cant beat this game in 11 days i think it qualifies for an adhd diagnosis
OST: pushing up daisiesOST: root of (all) evil.
>69. Penumbra Orgasm
>>570448694...man!
>>570448258https://files.catbox.moe/xypsvn.jpeg
>>570448843anon no bad >:((((((
>>5704488432016 Tumblr called they want you back
>>570448843
All aboard for chapter 5
>>570449147The trolley problem's getting really complicated
>>570449147Toby would totally do some dumb shit like this wouldn't he
>>570448843i'm laughing at this for some reason they just look so fucking stupid like i know it's meant to be hot or whatever but like papyrus is giving straight teeth and the ectococks always looked fucking hilarious
>>570448897https://files.catbox.moe/5zprtc.jpeg
>>570449147this feels like minecraft rails and redstone mechanic
i like this tobycore background
>>570449413Actual Soriel hides behind the link
>>570449479i wonder what this dead empty landscape means.its always at the edge of the dark worlds.
>>570449413Toriel got implants
>>570449391>papyrus is giving straight teethBecause he has no other choice and no lips, anonSkeletons would be HORRIBLE at giving blowjobs, unless the receiver doesn't mind having teeth constantly scraping against their dick I can't see how it'd be worth it
>>570449413>Papyrus joins in without warning
Deltarune.com/hey-is-ch5-released-yet.txt
>>570445556I beat that fucker in 20 minutes, Sans was way harder to learn.
Sans took me like an hour, the knight took 20 minutes. I need difficulty. I need a challenge. I need. Fight to sink an hour into. I shouldn't have to remove the mantel and all my armour and weapons if i want a fun fight
>New boss comes out>"OMG HARDER THAN SANS??"
>>570449867That's your fault for being such a tryhard
>>570449885"Jevil is the new sans!!!""Spamton is the new sans!!!"Notice how no one said this about gerson? Thats because his fight fucking SUCKS. Toby? Make better games. Unsubbed.
>>570449713yes i know there's no alternative that's why it's funny imagine what it'd sound like it'd be like the minecraft skeleton noises i imagine you slap his ass it sounds like a cartoon xylophone
>>570449885Only the knight is open for that discussion, and no he's not.
>>570449953They overnerfed the fight to the point of not needing to do the route or using the item, my weird route file skips the s rank boards entirely because of this. It is dumb and stupid and too easy now. I only have like 21 hours logged in steam
>>570433546It’s going to get blasted with CP. That’s the way these things go. You need to make sure you have measures in place to deal with that.
>>570449698have you ever read the journey to the west?There's a part in the story that the buddha asks sun wukong to jump to the pillars that hold up the universe to be made emperor. Sun Wukong does so only to realize he's leapt into the hands of the budhha who holds the entire universe in his palm and the buddha tells him he's never left his hand.I figure its something like that.
sex with goats
Alright bros I can't contain it anymore. I've been drawing too many parallels to Deltarune and Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree. Many of the story beats allow blanks to be filled in if you run them parallel to Deltarune so far.>Hometown, which with it's strangely limited infrastructure, is comparable to a small-time 20th century american mining town>What are they mining? Something in the ground. You know, if you strike the ground with a sharp object with determination, like miners do.>Not just an entire new resource, but an entire new fucking REALITY to exploit: DARK WORLDS>Carol is the mayor, she has the most authority on how this new resource is to be exploited>Her authoritarian disposition leads her to use force to conquer the DARK WORLDS>How does she do it? She can't be seen doing it herself or she'll look bad / reveal exploitable resource to potential competitors. Uses family to occupy new an upcoming empire like an oil baron, specifically December (Rudy maybe have been originally the Roaring Knight then December took over, or was too ill to begin with)>December gets in too deep and becomes LOST, but Carol knew that was always a risk>Asgore catches on to what Hometown is REALLY settled on with a lead on the "Roaring Knight" (Black Shards / Scadu Fragments)>Carol relieves Asgore from duty, can't risk him knowing too much, even if December is in troubleParallel to Elden Ring:>Messmer, despite being a demigod of imposing status and power, holding an entire military campaign and ownership of land, is still a KNIGHT. The greater authority (Marika) is hidden from association (this is a failed attempt to veil Marika's wishes, everyone knows she wants the crusade)>Marika abandons Messmer, leaving an endless crusade in his handsThe blanks get filled in when you consider that the DARK WORLDS may have been populated with entities that were not similar to current darkners (more like titans, perhaps?) And these titans need to be summoned, then cleared out.
If Toby is so Japanese where's sun wukong and the sha wujing who is a depicted as a kappa in japanese versions of journey to the west for reasons nobody knows
if ralsei dies i'm dropping the game
Ralsei turn to stone : ((((((((
>>570450324>pleasetobyletralseidiepleasetobyletralseidiepleasetobyletralseidie
>>570450324this but wholeheartedly unironically
>>570445556i beat the knight 3 times but for some reason now i cant beat it again
Ralsei multiplies
>>570450315i mean super saiyan nubert is a roundabout reference to Sun Wukong so we're sorta there.
>>570450324>obviously you wouldn't let that happenIf the roaring happens in chapter 5, wouldn't the prophecy panel susie destroyed have to have?If its ralsei dying, and you believe the roaring is in chapter 5, hes fucked
Black Myth: Deltarune
ralsei narrator
>>570450471Have to have happened* Retard
>>570450405>le rip and tearI hate this characterization of Doomguy. Quake 3’s devs had a much better idea.https://youtu.be/P9oKCHOaREo
11 days, folks. That's... a fairly short amount of time if you think about it.
Deltarune should be a military shooter featuring a man with a shaved head
>>570450558Being fair that's just caleb but doom guy but ngl it is far more interesting.
>>570450659Jack Rune, leader of Delta Squad.
Private John Lancer, sir!
mischievous creature
>>570450078wukong? the monkey?them chinkonese are whacky.
Being here makes the wait longer you all have adhd
Deltarune but it's by Hideo Kojima
>>570450657>working lots of overtime so I can sit on my fat ass and do everything in two days of unpaid time off while paying the billsoh yeah baby
I got fired for being a useless fuckup, so I have all the time I need for Deltarune.
One of the only things we know of anything past chapter 5 is... purple..? All the other windows correspond to each chapter, this wasnt explicitly called chapter 6, that wasnt written, bla bla penumbra pluey roaring chapter 5, chapter 6 is probably purple.
>>570451104as they call it "homosexual lighting"
>>570451104It means Chapter 6 will look mostly like the Ruins
Kris in Chapter 5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sFbAt0paec
>>570451263Reverse undertale is literally already comfirmed............Chapter 7 will be above the underground, but, in deltarune we're already above the underground, so, instead, its some meta, go above the game device theory stuff
>>570451104How can I make this about Muffet
>>570451326>Reverse undertale is literally already comfirmed............No it's not
>>570451314https://youtu.be/4e9f5wg9Kqk?si=icnkxNTDLerHWbr6
>>570451029Why is the game releasing on a Wednesday anyway?
>>570450916vampire kris...nibbling on my neck...feeling up my body...saying how tasty my blood is...mmmmffffffffff...
>>570449147Toby really wanted to have all this shit in the Holiday house segment but no save points, thank god he has playtesters now
>>570451383Fight a king in a castleGo to a cyber cityFight a tv robotLong blue zone with a knightsans sells the ice cream in chapter 5Chapter 6 is purpleChapter 7 is the surfaceSorry kid, youre wrong
Why is he releasing a demo on a Wednesday...
>>570451328spiders love to dwell where plants are.but we have so many more likely contenders for the chapter that muffet is out.
>>570451458It's like yuri day in Japan or something I dunno
Chapter 6 is based on the Ruins, you sayChapter 6 will be an area frozen in endless, static grief, you say
chudcer
>>570451525>literally nothing in common with waterfallPfft
>>570451729Other than the literal waterfall
>>570451781SHUT UP
>>570451729Gerson?
>>570451846They both have a titan
>>570451483vampire kris eroi
I dont believe it im sorry, besides what we know about chapter 5 is fire, not snow. This would be snowdin no? Unless weird route is that severe? Shrug
>>570451781>>570451936And reading a bunch of shit on glowing blue things
>>570451729Has GersonHas lore panels to readHas waterfalls.Has rainHas an enemy with a goofy speech pattern.Has a piano puzzle.Has a scene where you fall from a great height.
I think some of us need to replay both games
>>570451525>sans sells the ice cream in chapter 5This seems like a stretch. I figured with the water and all chapter 5 was analogous with waterfall.
>>570451483Noelle...
>>570452349Sans's room, nintendo switch 2 version is cannon, sorry kid. It has the most content, therefore those devices should be the only cannon taken seriously. This includes the dog shrine under thr sink in snowdin on its predecessor, the switch 1. Check and mate.
just finished my re-play of chappy 1 and holy fuck was ralsei autistic in the king boss battlelook ralsei man, i love you dearly but please call my number at 555-COME-ON-NOW
>>570451781>>570451936>>570451972>>570452101>>570452753I am going to fucking kill you
>>570452753*canonPersonally I mostly expect the chapter 5 darkworld to have more regular Snowdin references/analogues actually. These are hints, but way less obvious than the hints of previous chapters.
>>570452073Chapter 1 is about toys and games, the theory doesn't dictate what every part of the Dark World will have just that you may be able to infer something from it.Like with the Secret Bosses.Jevil's fight uses the regular Soul Mode, like Asgore and Omega FloweySpamton NEO's fight uses the Yellow Soul Mode, like Mettaton.Chapter 3 doesn't have a true Secret Boss like the others, so Purple gets skipped.Gerson's fight uses the Green Soul Mode, like Undyne.So people assume that the Secret Boss of 5 uses the Blue Soul mode, like Papyrus, which also leads into the idea that it is literally just Sans and/or Papyrus as the Secret Boss.And also if we ever fight Ramb, as he's the obvious candidate to have become the Secret Boss of Chapter 3 he'd use the Purple Soul Mode.
Reverse undertale is just some long winded faggy way of saying that chapter 7 will be meta surface device gaster before the story bla bla bla bullshit whilst filling in the gaps with whatever reaches are avaiable, some bigger than others, admittedly the 4 we have are close. I'll see how i feel after chapter 5. But, it doesnt mean anything. This game breaks patterns all the time
>>570452753Seriously why is the deflated wacky waving inflatable Ice-E in the Holiday basement, is it like the one thing Sans decided to steal for some reason when the Roaring happened and he jumped ship to the Undertale verse?
Does toby know hes 40
>>570453307Is there credible evidence they're in a relationship nowadays? Not trying to sound creepy about it or anything just curious what the vibe is from Temmie's posts on if she's still single or what.
Temmie, my virgin bride…
>>570453526I feel like it'd make sense?
>the dog replied to a krusie post by tumblrwhat the FUCK did he mean by thishttps://x.com/tumblr/status/2065525106328096880
>>570432016A continuation of the earlier Fuzzy and Wurf dancing post.>(He's doing his best to hide how nervous he is on making sure she doesn't fall over while performing this move.)
>>570453697Honestly really gross that Tumblr is going out of their way to signal boost already successful straight cis white male creators instead of marginalized artists still desperately looking for audiences capable of appreciating their work
parallel story by the way
I want more ARG pages. I want more noelle blog posts. I want another minigame.
How come every official Deltarune post gets millions of views but Deltarune's ATH playercount was only 100k?Is the fandom really 90% secondaries?
K
>>570453697>the dog replied to a krusie post by tumblrWhat's strange about that? The dog has been making a kruise game for years.
I need to get a haircut today.
Kris is such a hot piece of rapemeat
>>570454597Susie...
>>570453915I want you to take a long hard look in the mirror and think about what you stand to gain from wasting your life time baiting like this. Limited life time that you will never get back, that you could've used to work on learning a new skill or helping someone in need or doing anything that actually contributes to the world. Instead, you chose to larp as a Tumblr caricature from a decade ago in order to fish for angry replies.What are you doing, man?
if all krisfags disappeared would /utg/ improve or worsen
>>570454305Deltarune is that type of game that utterly maximizes engagement because 90% of the game's player base is part of the fandom. I don't think there's a thing such as a normalfag who played Deltarune and just left, like Undertale
>>570454663Slight improvement but not nearly as dramatic as charafags or azzy .pdfs disappearing.
>>570454597In the sense that he's the meat I use to rape Noelle (I would also like to rape Kris though)
Well personally *I* would like to have loving consensual hand-holding with Kris!
>>570454627>assumes I must me baiting>literally incapable of conceiving genuine concern for the representation of minority voices in the public sphereAt some point in your life you got in bed with white supremacy without even thinking about it. Or, given where we are, maybe becoming a Nazi was a conscious choice?
>>570453697What is that thing he's asking to bring back?
Chapter 5 will suck. Everything has been downhill after 2.
i want chapter 5 to have another giant robot
>>570455402Spamton...
I love life and living so muchI need to kill all human beings because they keep interfering in my awesome life
The entire game sucks because they didn't show all the ending reveals at the start of chapter 3 and also those reveals didn't confirm all my theories and ships and wants and desires and make me escape the wheel of Samsara
>>570434556>>570455256image already posted in this thread so pretend i posted it again with this comment
>>570455596Dess... Asriel... Chara...
>>570455704excuse me sir
>>570454918kris will have long drawn out sex with you too anon dont you worry about that
So is asriel gonna show up or are they come up with an excuse for him to be absent again
>>570454550I REALLY need to make myself get a haircut today.
>>570455985>excuseme sir
>>570455985He's getting mating pressed by Papyrus so neither will show up in this Chapter.
>>570456064can we still get dess’s canon design tho
>>570456184>drinking alcohol in an unhealthy amountexcuse me sir
>>570456203All copies of Deltarune are personalized, your Dess looks exactly how you imagine her to look.
>>570456264I shall be doing that tonight, wish it was with her though ;-;
Lucky bastard, that should BE ME!
>>570456260Sugoi
Kris... is a dark fountajn..?
Last for now
>>570456523>how is babby dark fountain formed?>uuhhh ralsei how about you explain this oneexcuse me sir
HARDROCKHALLELUJAH
>>570456523>Susie when Kris gets food poisoning
And don't forget to eggscuse me, too, sir!
>>570455347Pjackk, a nonsense poster who got randomly banned as part of a huge wave of random users getting banned for things they didn't do.
Asgore, you must fuck my husband raw or I will have the city foreclose on your home.>Oh, golly…
>>570457224my sides holy jesus
>>570457339Asgore will open a Fountain inside of Rudy
>>570457248>a huge wave of random users getting banned for things they didn't doAI bot ban waves are so funny, except when it happens to you and/or your favorite artist.
Its called reverse undertale theory becaused its a good gamef which is like.opposite
>>570456541>not going all out on torielpostingexcuse me sir
>>570453697Wait this is real? I thought this was a fake post someone made. Is Toby finally dropping the whole fake Japanese dev thing and returning to his internet nerd roots?
>>570457419>implying there isn't one inside of him alreadywhat did you think they found in there?
>>570457525Those were just new pics
hey guys!
>>570457419The Patriarch of Holidays, cleaved in two
>>570453526>Is there credible evidence they're in a relationship nowadays?No, the sentiment has always been from people who can't comprehend the concept of a man and woman just being friends.
>>570453526hes married with his ring finger blurred out and she hasn't been doing that and he lives in japan so probably not
>>570457665>Sans>Blackexcuse me sir
>>570456424
I'm White Sans.
>>570457581Some cancer from smoking too much Shadow Crystal
>>570457878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E6mosF267I
>its a sunset>the roaring follows
>53. Crusader of Light
>the rawring :3excuse me sir
I'm white sans I love hockey I drink milk and eat coleslaw I love squishy dumpling mystery boxes
I'm White Sans I love Scott Pilgrim and Kevin Smith movies and midwest emo
forcing deltalolis to eat live earthworms
>>570458354>hockeyCanadian slip
>>570457635*slides my hands down your pants and grips your hips* hey...
>>570458354>I'm sans I love hockeyexcuse me sir, there must be someone you confused sans for
>12. Pick a Lily
Which Deltateen is Canadian.. oh it's Noelle who am I kidding
I’m Mexican Sans hombre I love tacos y burritos y empanadas y tortillas and I like to do the dance that goes “La Cucaracha” I mow your lawn good price hombre!
>>570458569>Noelle>Canadianexcuse me sir, there must be someone you confused noelle for
Rsik
I'm irish sans, I love potatoes and car bombs
I'm white sans I forgot to add that I really really love Japan
Sighing and wondering aloud what Asgore could *possibly* do instead after his afternoon garden watering plans are canceled by an unexpected rainfall, and as he starts to innocently mention finally catching up to where I got on the detective novel we're reading together I cut him off by taking his hand to gently guide him to our bedroom to do away with innuendos (although we did end up snuggling in bed to read together afterwards, which was quite lovely). Tracing words along the fur on Asgore's back beneath his floral shirt with one of the horticultural care tags he ordered in bulk as a new campaign in an attempt to educate potential customers about proper garden maintenance, and as he places the last plastic slip within a flower pot I quickly dive back out of his clothes to smooth down his hair so he won't notice the admittedly sappy message I had just finished writing along the lines of "you're my greatest motivational sunrise to greet the day and my most beautiful twilight to embrace as I let it all melt away" when he gives a contented little sigh for a job well done as he turns to lean over and rest his chin on my shoulder to whisper "you're my perfect golden flower... captivating in every way and my favorite to be around" (he had defeated me so effectively with this romantic maneuver that I nearly swooned right then and there, but maintained enough composure to be merely utterly infatuated with him to the point I had to pull him into an impromptu make-out session in the back room). Walking around a home improvement retailer hand-in-hand with Asgore attempting to find a specific sink part we need in accordance with his staunch refusal to press the assistance button "to not bother the workers", until we eventually happen upon it within the first aisle we looked with a minor sense of accomplishment for succeeding on our own (part of me would've thought this stubbornness in this matter was silly, if it didn't give me an excuse to hold his hand happily for an hour)
i'm italian sans, mamma mia i love spaghetti and pizza and let's-a-go
am snas
i'm sans, i love kiddos
Does anyone have that text snipped where him pronouns were used for Kris
im sans eh eh eh eh eh
>>570458569Ralsei is Susie's Canadian boyfriend
i'm filipino sans i love jollibees at lumipat sa ibang wika nang kalahati
>>570458848>pronouns>Krisexcuse me sir, there must be someone you confused krissy for
What is it?
>>570458430kris chara and frisk would eat a worm no problem
>>570458962your balls
>>570458708asgoreanon, i like your dedication. but whenever i read your post for some reasons i always imagine a tiny me inside me head trying to read your post in one breathing. and when tiny me encounter a sentence too long tiny me in my head gasp for breath and then continue reading. which happen quite often
>>570458876Ralsei is British he says lift
>>570459191>Ralsei is Britishexcuse me sir, there must be someone you confused ralsei for
>>570459191oi susie, luv, do you wanna wa'er bo'ul
Guys, I really miss my bitch wife
>>570458528>>570458642>>570458925>>570459245What is this new meme
Dancing on the wind up and down again Round and round the bend Fa la la la la la From a flow'ry bed to the clouds ascend Tumble down again Fa la la la la la Yet with each descent do we rise again To our hearts' content Fa la la la la la Fly away my friend for a day and then We'll begin again Fa la la la la la
>>570459342Nern...
>>570458824Wow Sans is me!
>>570459342you too, huh? why did yours abandon you?
UT/DR might be the second worst online fandom ever but Homestuck is the undisputed #1 and Toby was at the epicenter of it.He really is one of the most qualified people on earth to handle a fandom this bad, and I give him props for doing as well as he has.
>>570459342Rudy, stop posting, you need to rest.
>>570459402>new meme>newexcuse me sir, there must be someone you confused meme for
>>570459450Get put on a list, go to jail, have your hard drive confiscated and shown to a jury by a judge.
I don't like this meme because I got sick of Charlie's Inferno like a year and a half ago can't we talk about Party Mom and Invisible Dad and pretend it fits Asgore and Toriel or something
>>570459614>angy
When a meme just reads like one guy obsessively spamming that's when you it's comedy
>>570458430You don't need to force Frisk and Chara to eat one.
The Holiday bloodline yearns for Dreemur cock
IT WAS A FUNNY SPAM!!ADMIT IT!!!
I wish I had the confidence of all the open pedophiles on here. They know they're repulsive and despised and they revel in it. Imagine having that little care...
susie's well defined bhild celly
>>570459690Not angry at all, but your neighbors wouldn’t let you live another day if they knew what you were. I hope you keep your head down and don’t make eye contact in public. They can see it in your eyes.
>>570459931>more angy
Lolicon are the most oppressed group in /utg/. We face hate, slander and harassment just for existing. Love is Love, Fave is Fave, live and let live... isn't that what Deltarune is all about?
Berdly will be proven right in the end.
>>570460126Again there is no anger, your government and internet provider already knows who you are. They just need to pick you up in a party van which could happen at any time.
i should've just kept spamming the funnies, it would have been better than the current convo that is developing
>>570460154Even though Toby is a lolicon and this is a loli website... truly we live in a society.
>>570460267Bothered post
>>570460442Actually you exist outside of society, and society would bury you under a newly dedicated jail without hesitation just to make an example.
>>570460320Let's theorycraft about chapter 5 Do you think the fountain will be opened by Asgore or someone else?
>>570460472You seem pretty bothered to me otherwise you would handle getting made fun of for being a .pdf better.
I can't help but laugh at the deluded anti postsIn between jerk8ng it to dfc Noelle
>>570460320no it wouldn'tyou aren't funny, nothing you post is funnyyou're just kinda annoying like an itchy bug bite
Loliphobes are filled with such violent hatred. It's honestly shocking to see...
>>570460626
>>570460883Very cute MettaFrisk
>>570460636first of all, apologies for my low knowledge on the characters that have opened fountains, i have yet to refresh my memory, but i vaguely recall that the knight character opened most of them right? and didn't kris open the one that leads to chappy 3? but to answer your question, idk it's possible asgore does it, but sounds slightly unlikely to me ears, but if asgore does do that then asgore has to be in the know about alot of things regarding dark worlds which opens up a whole can of theoryworms i would imagine. in a positive way though, i hope.
>>570460782NTA but you got ip wiped 4 times in a single day after making dozens of spam posts this week doomie, you are the most bothered person on this general by a long shot
.pdfs will be put through the shredder and mulched for fertilizer
>>570461045That guy draws a cute Frisk.
Futachad here. Just wanted to come out and publicly state that we stand in solidarity with lolifriends.
>>570461198Lol
There is not enough soul/vessel/anon x Kris art.
>>570461351In the future that support will come with a picture of your face and your name so that everyone else can know what you support too.
>>570441467>ends in 67
>>570461668>>570441467HOLY SHIT WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THIS EARLIER
>>570461569Where does this violent bigotry come from? Who hurt you?
I don't care about loli and nobody here will have their minds changed and there is nothing to discuss
>>570441467>67GODS...
I love the Deltacunnies
>>570461810>where does the universal societal level hatred come from, along with all those laws that get out people thrown in jail and put on lists for the safety of society
>>570461526
What fresh hell am I coming back to
>>570461971Some people still make the exact same arguments about same-sex love. Are you a violent homophobe, too?
>>570462051Bad poster hours
>>570461916There's no discussion, It's just doomer shitting his diaper as usual and people laughing at him
>>570462051Mr. Wolff was right .pdfs are a problem in the ut/dr community.
>>570461969What about Undercunnies?
>>570441467gerson /utg/ real.
Fave loves anal
it's time for the announcement
Punching down at pedos is so funny, they kick and scream and cry because they know that everything said about them is true and impossible to defend so they act all smug as if they don’t have to hide in shame and fear every moment of their lives. You love to see it.
now if only doomdoom would stop lusting after teenagers
>>570462704ASRIEL LOOKS LIKE HE FUCKS HUMAN MEN
first chapter complete... 3 more (plus the ones for weird route and aborted weird route)...
(To the tune of Paradise by Coldplay)Se-e-ex wiiith DellltaaateeeeensSe-e-eeex wiith Delllllttaateeens
>>570462704>>570462864GOATime
>Not a single good poster online right nowGrim Tenna
>>570462704time to worship one of the many runic deltas
>>570462939>>570462985it's time for the 2nd announcement
DESS HEADSASSEMBLE
>>570463076ASRIEL IS BOOMBASTIC VERY FANTASTIC CALL ME MISTER RO-ROMANTIC VERY BOOMBASTIC I WANT LICK ASRIEL AND ITS VERY FANTASTIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3klVnJpCFYThis will finally play again in Chapter 5
>>570463251DEEEEEESSSSS!
>>570463076>>570463334
>>570463447it's time for the 3rd announcement
>>570463567*gllk* *mmph**gllk* *mmph**gllk* *mmph*>seems the 3rd announcement got interrupted, more after these commercials
Toby scholars, has he ever mentioned Kanye West or his music in any post?I wonder if he's listened to Yeezus.https://youtu.be/uU9Fe-WXew4
>>570463567>>570463795HOT GOATS IN YOUR AREA
does anyone have a checklist of all the missable content in chapters 3 and 4? I wanna do complete saves where I've witnessed all the dialogue, obscure or not, all the secret areas and whatnot and I need a guide
I really really really want to fuck ralsei rn
>>570463840He would have probably heard a couple hits especially like, Power getting used in Saints Row 3. I really doubt he is a fan or intentionally looked for his music. If he was ever a fan of rap it was probably ironic on some level.
>>570464037https://docs.google.com/document/d/18sn2VYNHGs-CvSVaxTtlFN-8RXl96o-1WoOl9sVFBQM
>>570463840He never mentioned Kanye publicly to the extent of my knowledge.
>>570464249>virus linkdidnt click LOL
>>570464037i use these 4https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3498432736https://docs.google.com/document/d/18sn2VYNHGs-CvSVaxTtlFN-8RXl96o-1WoOl9sVFBQMhttps://pastebin.com/4EVFX9Cg
>>570464329>>570464249thanks my dudes
Reminder you can just start a new save from chapter 5 and it remembers the "best outcomes". EG Tenna will be alive which means all ch3 darkners recruited too. From there you just need to start the fresh ch5 save in the same save slot as where you beat optional bosses, and you can collect all the shadow crystals and boss equipment in Castle Town. There's no point in "preparing a save" except for Weird Route.
i liek thiscreature
Gaster's motives are not hard to figure out if you accept that Deltarune is the creation he falls into. He's the Royal Scientist. The Royal Scientist's main job besides improving the lives of monsters is to find a way out of the underground. The purpose of the Deltarune experiment would be to one of these two ends. There's not actually any concrete evidence of him having ulterior self-serving motives, only that he is willing to cross ethical boundaries in pursuit of his research and that he is emotionally attached to it.
>>570464560Doing this bricks your customized vessel.
Every single night I have nightmares the literal only thing I have to look forward to is Deltarune Chapter 5, I wish I wasn't such a coward and had the courage to kill myselfBut Toby Fox, if you're reading this, you can save me by redeeming Asgore....
>>570464630Floradddin our beloved throw-away side street thug that doesn't even care that much.i yearn for the floral content.
Gaster's motives ... are complex...
The games story happens without your influence
Do Spamton and Mettaton keep their pussies in their upgraded forms or nah
>>570464732what about chapter 6 and 7?
A single snail made the roaring happen
>>570464949I don't think I will be alive next year and I definitely will not by 2028, but hahaha siiix seveeeenn
You have to spend a day with kris inplace of susie, how'd you torment the town
>>570465164Susie sucS anyway
>>570465164I'd kiss them in front of Toriel and in front of Noelle, then I'd have public sex behind the church
https://youtu.be/go856zoFL-Ewhy didn't anybody tell me that gaster's theme is literally just from ff7
Kissing nole at the festival
>>570464649IDK I get the vibe Gaster became obsessed with the world of Deltarune in the sense he came to view himself as its caretaker or someone uniquely positioned to be able to SAVE it. Not only that but it already depicts people he was familiar with as being alive and having happy lives on the surface... for all we know he might not even be aware anymore that it's not explicitly all the souls from Undertale saved and taken to a new world? I mean that's what it looks like right? It's even a common misconception that Deltarune is a direct sequel, and the first moment this idea breaks for returning players is when Asriel gets name dropped. One thing that always sticks out to me is if you game over (rare for us l33t players I know), and you choose not to continue, Gaster says something like "then the world fell into darkness". That implies that without his intervention with the SURVEY PROGRAM, that Deltarune's world was categorically doomed.
would your fave survive if he was in a death game?
>>570465364It's also from Pokemon RBY. It's a pretty simple melody.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJJ-QkZ8cM
>>570465364Someone posts about it at least once a month
>>570464649I think Gaster will be as close as Toby gets to writing a villain. He has good goals but is willing to slowly ruin and tear apart the lives of a whole town across many years to accomplish them, and has a perverse sentimentality about his ongoing manipulation
>>570465364>It's even entry 17 on the FF7 soundtrackThankfully ive already internalized that Toby cribs a huge amount from other works but what makes him so great is how he elevates the material he cribs to such towering heights. EG the player/protagonist separation in Deltarune is far more interesting than it is in OFF. He's kind of like a rap producer in that way....
>>570432016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsXxTC678k0first time using krita animation thing
>>570465458i think the ferris wheel will be in the light world segment after the dark world.you know the screenshot i am talking about.
Tobye East (get it because he loves japan)
>>570465364It's a basic melody, that's why get schizoposts about finding similar stuff everywhere in the game.
>>570465805Holy shit, I really like it anon.saved
>>570465805Like tears in the rain…
>>570465940It's number 17 in the soundtrack and you learn about a guy called Professor Gast
total Kris love
do you think you toby will make gaster an interesting character worth of a decade of teasers?
tfw no one to co-op Shredder's Revenge with ;-;
>>570466284I think he's gonna be stimmy stimmy yumyums idk
>>570465778He is like Tolkien except for video games instead of languages and folklore
>>570464560>Reminder you can just start a new save from chapter 5 and it remembers the "best outcomes". EG Tenna will be alive which means all ch3 darkners recruited too.It doesn't.It does one of two things.If there's a Completion File, it goes off of that.If there's not, it creates a default save file, which includes Saving Tenna and recruiting all Ch3 Darkners as the default for Chapter 3.Importantly, the above is actually a separate system from the Shadow Crystal bosses and their respective items.If you ever beat Jevil in a Slot 1 save, all future Slot 1 saves can grab Jevil's Shadow Crystal even if the Chapter hadn't been completed and a Completion File made.
Good morning anons, how is everyone doing?
Toby Fox is the insane clown posse of video games.
So what do (You) guys do in preparation for a new chapter?
>>570466927Translate.And make my ideal save file of course.
>>570466748
>>570466927wait and bother people because you cant really hold a deep conversation here.
If Florudinns are flower darkners that's a little anticlimactic right? There was a lot of theories about plant darkners and they turn out to be lazy carefree bums
>>570466927Do the weird route again
I should really fight those secret bosses.
>>570466927Play Chrono Trigger again. 3+4 were recent enough and I did a replay of 1+2 for both routes at that time so I’m just dropping right into chapter 5. I don’t feel like fighting Jevil or getting Shadow Mantle again.
>>570467064i think IF flowey appears, he'll be a weird route exclusive.
>>570466927Playing Mina the Hollower right now, fantastic game and lots of anthros which equals stimmy yumyums.
>>570466927Consuming all the theories and fanarts that pop out during the waiting period
>>570465967>>570466147thank u, here's the alternative versiongoodnight
>>570467146I beat Gerson, but I didn't get the mantle and beat the Knight. Been saying I'm going to do it for months, guess I really need to get it done next week.
how have you people not beaten all the secret bosses yet it's been a year
>>570467408It's easy.
>>570467408but how will you beat the ever-growing darkness if you can't even beat something as weak as its herald?you will fail.
>>570467474I suck at bullet hells
>>570467474Im physically disabled and only have control of 3 finger
>>570453903Her expression is so great I love this
>>570467474I only played through the chapters once and missed the first one.
post gems before the new bread arrives
>>570467847
>>570453903fuck off will ya?
>>570453903keep on fuckin’
>>570464947Yes and cocks too
if Toby Fox came out as trans every wholesome chungus leftoid fandomite will start to find more and more esoteric reasons to cancel them, like saying Ralsei was whitewashed after he took off the hat
>>570466219we must love Kris at all costs...
>>570467597how do you play at all then?when you say 3 fingers do you mean total or on each hand?
does mad mew mew need to buy her genitalia separatelyif she drilled a hole to insert a pocket pussy into would she need to bond with that piece specifically
>>570468359
>>570466219What happened to Kris' arm
>>570468682it's like a mr potato head peg slot down there, slot in whatever you feel like having for the day
>>570468817couldn't find it
>>570468546I lied sorry
>>570468869yeah but does she feel it when you fuck
>>570469035No
>>570468682this is a good question actually>>570468869where in god's name did alphys find that figire for it to have that functionality
>>570469179Man i love Floradinns
>>570469258the japanese innovated and invested into genital technology instead of making anime in the ut universe
>>570468682I think that once she fully bonds with her body it turns into normal monster bodystuff and normal monster body rules applyThat's why you can beat up Mettaton EX but not Mettaton box, he hasn't fused with his body yet
Profound conversations are being had in this board as always.
I had a dream last night where me, snippip, and fuzzy all went on a date, stole a car, and fucked on the couch. best dream of my life.
10 DAYS AND 23 HOURS(10*24)+23*(60^2)946.800 seconds of wait.
>>570468930aw man, i like hearing about how disabled people play games. it's always comforting to know in case something happens to me.
Do you think toby is still fertile
>>570469504I love you.
>>570469573no i'm pretty sure temmie has sucked everything she possibly could out of him already
>>570469672Whos going to be the brave drawfag and draw temmie sucking toby
>>570469308the little :3 mouth is the secret sauce i think
>>570469573toby has had 7 miscarriages
Floradinn should fuck and impregnate my wife with his big flower cock while I hold her hand
>>570469780That would be incredibly traumatic
>>570469615we have work to do.the question is as it was: doe or doen't? proceed or concede?
>>570469759If anyone draws that i'm gonna have to ask them to join my translation project.
welcome to the final thread it's been fun!
>>570469929Your attempts to be heckin edgy and fit in with the cool edgy 4chan kids are embarrassing
>>570469780I once read a real world AU Soriel fic where Toriel had had 6 miscarriages
>>570470019IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUNDgive us ball!
>>570470028Jokes on you i was the one who made the temmie sucking toby comment
>>570469841
>>570470117Temfag behavior
>>570469862especially since they'd have to leak out of his penis at the end
>>570470196Got a problem with that buddy?
spamton on jackass
>>570469862He's a big guy.
I wish kris had a fuckhuge fucking greatsword and slashed their foes in twain with it
>>570470421he's like the smallest guy
>>570470437Bro? Your Real Knife?
>>570470320Embarrassing behavior
>>570470508nah man i want like a claymore for kris
>>570470524Apparently being called embarassing by someone here is supposed to affect me.
deltafoids not knowing proper baneposting etiquette breaks my heart
>>570470117>>570470320this has to be a falseflag right?someone wouldn't put a name on and then immediately start making themselves completely obnoxious.
>>570470635You’re not looking cool little bro
who is this
>>570470774a diddy noid
>>570470709Yes anon everyone is actually trolling you and never ever being genuine
Why are Latinx like this?
i want to paint more.................
>>570470675i don't blame them.i blame them for enough already.
>>570470939I dunno, must be something in the pozole
I think everyone and everything conspires against me
What if Toby's been a trans man this whole time?
>>570471045they are.you are not crazy.they fucking hate you.
>>570470962Then do it
I will literally demolish the mexico united states border if we dont get a Portuguese translation i swear to fucking god toby youre messing with some serious fucking shit man this is like a hate crime mixed with terrorism
>>570471156They hate you more, budda
>>570471230/utg/ on the left and me on the right
>>570471123Wouldn't be surprised considering testosterone is a fucking monster of a hormone compared to estrogen
>>570470871In this thread that's always the safest bet If you genuinely are the 18 year old making the fantranslation please stop trying so hard.Also just a little advice but take your name off for posts unless it's relevant to the post. Namefags shitposting never goes down well.
Hey guys I heard this place is the le heccin edgy incest shote place!
>score64 crash out one day after he finds out weirdsei hasn’t been here in monthsHuh
>>570471306Same!!
I think it would be funny if Dess is hard confirmed as not being the knight in chapter 5.
why are these guys so lame?why is the music so bland and repetitive?why did this part drag on for so long?did toby think these guys would be popular? were they designed by an intern or his girlfriend or something? industry plant?low point of all of deltarune so far honestly
>>570471391He actually saw me in the thread yesterday and came back
>>570471230/utg/ on the right and me on the left
>>570470142PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE
>>570471370Ok but seriously, i am not trying anything at all.
>>570471582don't say this, you'll trigger the guy who gets mad anytime it's brought up that SCC kinda suck.
Can we have Kris as the next OP
>>570471123Would explain censoring his biologically female titties.
STOP FUCKING NAMEFAGGING
Flowers' slaves generalWe love Big flower cocks
im what you call a nigga
>>570471582They were designed by the same artist who did Tasque Manager
>>570471227yeah but i don't care.
GOOD I WANT THIS PLACE DEAD
>>570467728I tried to go for a "surprised cat" look>>570467994No>>570468082Sure!
>>570471582I think they were designed by somebody else right? But loads of characters are so that's not an excuse. They fucking suck, easily the worst part. I don't know what Toby thought.
>>570471830Coming into an anonymous forum with a name and acting all edgy and attention whoring is not the way to make people like you
>>570472024>chara when they absorbed the souls
>>570471123Toby and Fujimoto now have 2 things in common
>>570471494Ngl all the choices would be kinda meh besides Asriel Knight which is kinda repetitive?>Carol She's already evil, frigid and nobody likes her except for Noelle so there's no emotional conflict she's just a bitch and whoopi doo we get to get rid of her >Rudy Knight while more compelling, Rudy himself hasn't had any forced interactions with the player and we're more than fucking half way through the game and there'd be players who haven't met the main antagonist. plus he's like terminally ill and is meant for trauma bait for Asgore/Noelle>Mettaton/Papyrus Knight Actual meme theories.>Alvin Knightsee imageAsriel has a personal connection with the cast being Kris and possibly Dess, Seam, and such is the only candidate that could work in that role. Dess herself represents like the unobtainable past so finding her might be an impossible goal. I think Carol will hopefully have a boss fight in chapter five or six because she feels like she is set up as an antagonist but people thinking she's the knight is silly.
noele if real
>>570472112I am not putting on an act or tryharding or anything. It's ok if you find me annoying, but please don't assume i'm trying to seem cool.
>>570469384counterpoint: anime exists in undertale
>>570472491She's so beautiful...
>>570472491noelle if sexy
>>570472491Amazing
>>570472032yeah don't worry.time will do its thing with you.and i will have my peace from you.what is it called when you ask for something?SUGGESTIONwhat is it called when you ask for something with a gun pointed at them?PERSUASION
>>570471582Chapter 2 drags period, i need to finish mansion tonight and im dreadding acid tunnel
when catti is important in chapter 5 that means there will be a boom in catti art right?i just have to wait 11 more days
>catty>important
>>570473232Of course
>>570473090*BUUUOOOORP* mmm, excuse me…
>>570473232Boom of her being cucked, maybe
>>570473283>Mixing up Catty and CattiSave bricked
>>570473158the acid tunnel is fine, i like the rouxls fight. the ferris wheel is worse but you can skip it (if you want to brick your save).
>>570473283Let them dream, this is the last chance for unimportant background characters to do anything before the roaring and plot happens.
Where the fuck is the new thread
When will Catteigh show up?
im a nigga
>>570473329that's definitely possible because my intuition is saying she gets involved because she sees noelle, kris and susie together at the festival and it mindbreaks her into following them to the dark world.
The guy who makes the new threads must have fucked off or gotten banned or something
>>570473505When Chester and Togore get their own yaoi segment.
i'm crying the 24th i have an exam, it's not fair
>>570473793I have it on the 18th and I spent all day shitposting on /utg/ because of the new chapter
This is it. The end of you tee gee...
>>570473505Making up an extremely autistic cat sibling seems redundant when Catti already exists
utg is... kill?
>>570471854I'm starting to realize how much of this thread is just secretly imagining everyone else is your thread nemesis and it's also making me realize why you guys are so crazy.
RELEASE ME
impregnating fat fave chicks
Bread for the bread god
I managed to, somehow, get the 24th and 25th off on such short notice.If my boss walks back on it I'm killing myself in real life.
>>570474356>POV you've been told they're both yours and you are in the process of fainting
I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL DR IS COMPLETED BEFORE I KILL MYSELF
>>570474639Good lord in heaven... bellies...
>>570473793boohoo i have work.
>>570474245it's not that deep that guy isn't my nemesis, he's a decent poster i just think it's funny that he gets consistently annoyed when people say SCC are forgettable.
>>570474608i saw the release date pop up at work and i almost immediately went over to check the holiday spreadsheetno-one else was off, so i grabbed my chance
I'm unemployable so things have worked out fine for me vis a vis Deltarune Chapter 5 Release Date
>>570474639how will i afford all the mcdonalds...im done for...
>>570474356>fave wraps her legs around her to make sure you can't pull out>after cumming your soul out laying on fave's breast as she rubs your head>fully doze off to sleep as she kisses your forehead
>>570475007I just don't get it, like we have no names for a reason
D I EI NO N EH O U R
>>570474925You don't add tilde to the word di as far as I'm aware, grammar mistake
>>570475459SPAMTON FRYSPAMTON CRY
Less than two weeks until Friend Inside Me
>>570475415we have like 30ish consistent posters, when you're here enough eventually you're gonna start noticing people even when they're anonymous.
why anyone would get a job in 2026 just baffles me. there is quite literally nothing to look forward to in todays society.
>>570475576Ah thanks! I'll fix it right away.
>>570475795Uhhh, how about not wanting to starve and having a place to live being motivators for one to get a job?
I'd bake the bread but I'm afraid the second I do someone else will also post one
>>570475795I need money to live
>>570475795I wouldn't mind having enough money to buy things when I need them instead of being stuck with broken shit for months at a time
>>570475907Have a second tab open and refresh the catalog before posting, then post the link straight away. Tip from a retired threadmaking pro.
Going homeless is very affordable, you guys should just do that instead.
>>570475795I make $73k a year and I want to make a lot lot more my only motivation in my life right now is money and sleeping
>>570433514Are the forgotten man and gaster even the same person? They seem fairly distinct but maybe forgotten man is a part of gaster given the whole shattered across time and space thing
So is anyone already baking?
>>570476720Nope, go ahead
FIRST ANON TO BAKE GETS TO STAY ON MY GENERAL
>>570436225I don’t really get why given the last one I participated in was pretty tame story/theory discussion, more tame than the majority of that shit show of a board
why does poop smell bad shouldn't it smell neutral?
>>570477235it's full of bacteria which give off bad smells. this is why people get smelly socks and armpits
>>570477204
