Hope i did this right edition Previous thread: >>570431882 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk. -DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://deltarune.com -The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9 -Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune -Books>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (Undertale Artbook)>https://pastebin.com/hLxHi0a0 (Legends of Localization - Undertale) -Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ -Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH -Fanart Archives>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba>https://utg.vidya.pics/ -Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 -Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh -Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE -Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg -/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/ -Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font -/utg/ Canvases>Current: [REPLACE WHITEBOARD LINK]>Previous: [REPLACE WHITEBOARD LINK]>Current: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh>Previous: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh -Pippins Wiki>https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org -Thread Template (paste the current whiteboard links)>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
>>570477204You fucking RUINED EVERYTHING
*swims in*
Toriel blocked the FUCKING way!
>replace whiteboard link
FUCK i missed the canvases links
>>570477381>Am a giant sea creature>Opens my maw and swallows you whole as you swim in
>>570477204>Current: [REPLACE WHITEBOARD LINK]>Previous: [REPLACE WHITEBOARD LINK]
It is all right, my child. You did your best.
>>570477712sniff sniffSooo where do i get the canvases links?
>Hey neighbor-beighbor! When's yah brother Doug gonna come by? Huh huh huh!>My girls'd love to see him! He's a sweet little man!>girlsWhy does Catti want to see Asriel?
>>570477204WhiteboardsCurrent: https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25822986-2477-7370Previous: https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25816656-1063-8595
Sephiroth is the vessel
utg how the FUCK can remove screws that won't budge? No, they are not stripped, the head is perfectly fine. I put lubricant on them and one came off but the others just don't wanna move and it's making me go fucking insane why won't these pieces of shit move fuck me and my entire life
>>570477840>Current: https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25822986-2477-7370>Previous: https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25816656-1063-8595You get them from the OP but always check there isn't a new one by ctrl+fing Whiteboard
>>570477905Catti really wants her copy of Cat Petterz RPG back
>>570477204Hooman!
>>570478020Thanks!
Sora! It's Vessel!
death to namefags
Catti owning a copy of Cat Petterz is like if you had a human friend who owned a copy of Human Petterz and you were an elf or something
Kris is the vessel……….
what if fave captured you and sealed your body away into a tiny cube and the only part left in the physical world was your ass and then they kept your ass cube as their personal toy for the rest of your lifequeried horse ralsei
gaster x player can never be canon because the game isn't 18+ and it would make him a pedophile
we all have a bit of pedophilic tendencies in us
If Toby did what the Pizza Tower guys did and asked an old game dev to use their character in their game, what character would he use
>>570479024i think you should seek remington therapy.
>>570478017Longer screwdriver? Maybe a power one.
>>570479107he's already using ness
>>570479107he's already using varik/ares
>>570478017those're some weak-ass wrists, my boy.
Noelle dumps Susie after doesn't understand why Mario saying Toast is funny
>>570479107the save point frogs from mother 3
>>570478881SpamtonGODS will win bigly when Toby launches the Spamton Ero Gaiden 18+ spinoff
I just watched a fly go right into my cereal and kys itself...why did you do that, fly...there's a tomato here you couldve retired on...did you not want to be alone...i wont let your proteins go to waste...idk how good a host id be, but, live on through me, we're gonna watch our saturday youtubes, and chronicle your last moments on a digital platform, you wouldnt understand it...
>>570479163Ahem, well, the problem is I'm handling delicate electronics so I'm trying to use minimal force so I don't break anything
do not eat the fly or the cereal it landed on
>>570479652Oh your fucked. Best you can do is reset the run and hope for a better seed.
>>570479107Squall Leonhart
mr. ant tenna, the "lord of screens", represents friend/eram the same way queen has toriel/carol vibes and ch. 5 has the asgore stuff. a malicious TV personality, like some kind of game show host. tenna's face/smile is meant to call back to friend/eram's actual smile appearing on the screen, their face being "the sensation on your screen". that's why the michaelbomb is friend-shaped, it's related to tenna's contract issue that ruined spamton's life.he's gonna die.
Are any of you eating anything rn?I'm just having some buttered toast and beer before lunch
>>570479652How delicate? I’ve screwed some motherboards into place and snapped some heat sinks into processors, nothing has broken on me yet.
what should i eat
>>570479107He's been doing that his whole career, sort of
>>570480212why the fuck are you drinking beer you’re eighteen
>>570480430Drinking age in Chile is 18!
>>570480518that explains a lot
ramb didn't deserve a true shop but these ones yes
>>570480518>Just turned 18>Already on the path of casually poisoning himselfReally sad
>>570477503too many pies...
>>570479515Spamton is already confirmed for (You) as well.
>>570480590Relax it's a very low alcohol one, All it does is make me a little sleepy.
>>570480291Popsicle
>>570480661Genuinely feels like the only reason Ramb doesn't have a proper shop is because Toby couldn't be bothered to make an actual full shopkeeper sprite for him, unlike his favorite specil precious boy Spamton
>>570480836there's no reason to keep your name on when you're not posting about your project
>>570480725when i was 13 i was already drinking. a decade later and i turned out fine enough. and besides you sound like a faggot with all that 'poisoning' talk. it's just a drink.>>570480212i'm currently sipping on some dr pepper. i haven't eaten anything today, though. not sure what i'm even in the mood for. i suppose if i get peckish enough i can just order a burger and some fries. it's already 7pm though.
>>570481005It's because Ramb runs a bar not a separate house. All shopkeeper menus are in their own rooms
I'm a little bedridden for the next few days since I had a surgery. I want to work on a quick deltarune theory. video, would anyone be interested? I've got it mostly mapped out but there's details and such and it's sort of hard getting it together since I'm exhausted from the surgery.
>>570481085you clearly stunted your brain
>>570481218if i smoked weed when i was a teenager i probably would've
>>570481085>you sound like a faggotAh the classic chud response when someone points out something valid
>>570481085>it's just a drinkEvery alcoholic says this despite how much alcohol might have ruined their lives and physical healthAlcohol is a poison no matter how you wanna spin it
<3
>>570481285nice deflection
>>570481321>>570481334braaaaaaaaap
>>570481364Kris’ therapist…
>>570481201what are you actually looking for? you're a little vague here.
/utg/ when you point out the addictive and harmful drug is addictive and harmful
>>570477910I'll use this as an anchor.
What If Gaster Found A Mysterious Crystal?
please don't drink utg!my sister has serious alcohol issues!she's woken up in prison before, with no memory of how she got there!
>>570481780it's only addictive and harmful to those who can't control their drink
personal creations anchor, show me what you got
>>570481892Catti...
>>570481787 (me)>>570481993>Right after I postedFUCK!
>>570481780Every addict or casual consumer will always try to play down the severity of their habit or deflect as to not have to deal with accepting that what they're doing is harmful
>>570480725not everybody who drinks is an alcholic
Are there fun deltarune playthrough to watch? I'm bored
>>570481787Hi can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>570482089snapcube 2 is the best playthrough because she's great at voicing all the characters, plus huge fan of the game
>>570482083I never said he was an alcoholic, it's still poison even if you're not one
>>570482072i suppose you're the paragon of virtue, then. you don't have any habits or addictions, i suppose?
>>570482083this thread is full of self hating weed ralsei types who are hopelessly addicted to hard drugsthey think everyone has no self control because they dont have any
>>570482083Every drop of alcohol is poisonThat's like saying "not everyone who smokes is a nicotine addict"
>>570481930keep coping drinkslave
>>570482089Watch SnapCube's playthrough. If you're not a bigot
>>570482365yeah that's what i thought. get off your high horse, faggot.
>>570482070I'm not the usual person, your post made me realize we didn't have an anchor yet so thank you
>>570482345I think we discovered why /utg/ hates alcohol.
>>570482345Toby RAPED me *downs another beer*
>>570482089watching other people play undertale/deltarune is physically painful
I'm 23 years old and don't know what alcohol tastes like.
>>570482431lmao keep seething. drink all you want but if you can’t accept it’s harmful you’re pathetic.
>>570480661>2026, we are forgotten
>>570479713*eyes red and puffed up from crying*It was delicis...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7UryLM4QRs>montage plays as my cells begin to use the building blocks of the food to begin mitosis>camera zooms out to see a cascade of of cell division
>>570482275No, I don't have any addictions, not because I'm a paragon of virtue but because I care about being healthy and not ending up in dangerous situations
>>570482523alcohol isn't harmful if you aren't weak willed.
>>570482089I like BornLosersGaming, they take their time to be thorough and think about things while they're playing
>>570481632oh, yeah. Umm...anyone that has been looking to work on videos. I can do the entire workflow myself - writing, compositing, sound design, etc. but I wouldn't say I'm specialized in any of them. The video is about a "lake skip", how it's going to fail in the normal route and succeed in the weird route. Them crossing the water in the trailer is related. So the least amount is someone that could find clips or knows after effects and the most is someone who's fully interested and wants to do anything related to making deltarune theory videos. It's vague because I have no idea who is here, interested, and if someone comes up with something I didn't think of I'd be more than willing to adjust to add in their skills to the final product.
>>570481460Will see ya on the headlines in a week walking statistic. Maybe tell Elvis I said hi?
i just cant drink alcohol cuz it tastes fucking fetid, fucking super taster.
>>570482653>coping
>it's another /utg/ reveals the majority of posters are underage and have no real world experience episode
>>570480661They're the victims of being normal game characters trapped in a game where all the other characters are oshikatsu tier. Especially since because of covid Chapter 2 was easily the most popular. Spamton alone gave us TADC
Guys what did i miss
>>570482771It is summer, after all
>>570482771not being able to admit that the drugs you’re taking are drugs is very immature, yes
>>570482653>>570482771>I'm not like other drunks
>>570482505then go buy some?beer is easy.drink it when its hot from the fridge and you'll love it.otherwise drink actual alcohol and that starts at 40%
>>570482771I've never drank and I'm 30. I don't care if other people do though, it's their choice.
>>570482505The chemical itself tastes pretty fucking terrible. All of the most appealing alcoholic beverages do their absolute best to NOT taste like ethanol. You're not really missing much, I've tested all the various stages of inebriation, it's not much to speak of.
>>570478017What are you trying to take them out of? Could be rusted in or you're not getting enough leverage.
i'm 24 and i've had several drinks before and hated all of themit tastes like your head is being squeezed
>>570482089>No one mentioned Joel Vinesauce Vargskelethorwtf... he's by far the best one, go watch his VODs NOW!!!! he is funny boy
>alcohol isn’t bad but I will complain about microplasticsmhmm
>>570482890They would NOT fucking say that
>>570482731kill yourself.
excuse me sir for intruding on your thread
>>570482945>anon hasn't drank for their whole life>"you should pick up drinking"dipshit
>>570483103you mad ;)
>>570483142
>>570483159this post just tells me your underaged because you think you can just suddenly develop an alcohol addiction just from a single beer like in fallout new vegas.
>>570482226her voice for Kris is really funny
Man I already lost the high from the release date announcement I feel like a junkie who built up too much tolerance.
>>570483292>your
>>570483159anon, you don't become a habitual drunk from drinking once.drinking is a social thing.maybe you shouldn't drink if you are asocial.that dude is an adult he can do what he wants and can buy fucking alcohol.
I'm 21 and I dont drink alcohol because all the types I tried taste like shitinstead, I ruin my life by drinking 5 cups of coffee a day, I already developed a stomach ulcer from taking too much energy drinks as a kid, now im slowly killing myself with coffee because my family stopped buying energy drinks after i threw up everywhereyes my favorite is spamton, also I dont do drugs like weed because I have 2 friends addicted to weed and they kinda act retarded all the time and I dont want to be like that, I do like them tho>>570483045Joel has the best Deltarune playthrough I agree, he's the best mix of funny + caring a lot about the game and characters, his theories are cute
>>570483292>just take a light bro one cig never hurt nobody
>>570482505booze is so overratedyou're not missing out on much
>>570482704Not that you HAVE to drink, but part of the journey is finding combinations that get you from sober to buzzed in the least disgusting way. There's a citrus blend for me that hides the yucky taste the most, and the best success I've had in hiding the burn was shaking tequila in crushed ice. I've yet to try doing both because in theory it sounds like the magic formula but I don't like the taste of tequila and mixing it with citrus sounds horrible. Beer just go well with food, and finding a good beer is its own journey.
>>570483402My favorite types of beer are anything that's lemon flavored. They taste good.
>>570483045joel and jmike are my favorite baldy deltastreamers and the reaction of mike when spamton said his name despite not putting it in the name entry was hilarious
>>570483271that is a very cute goat :)>>570483329>Man I already lostexcuse me sir but there seems to be a severe lack of HOPE eminating from your post
I will always associate booze with the drunk retard /doe/fag whose art looks like child scribbles
>>570483292this is cartoonishly retarded you sound like the evil villain from a kid’s anti-drug PSA
>>570483058LmfaoBtw the caps of bottled beer introduces alot of microplastics into the drink. Bottoms up!
>>570483536:P
>>570483360>drinking is a social thingSo? Doesn't make it any less harmful
>>570483596>retard /doe/fagexcuse me sir but that is very rude>>570483673:D
>>570482089watch vinesauce Vinny's playthrough
>>570483596I kek'd. Glad to see I'm memorable, might have a bit of a sip in your honor.
drinking is harmful, yes. however... internet addiction is also harmful, and look where we all are...
>retarded namefag attentionwhore is a kressshitterHighly telly [image of Tenna smoking weed]
>>570483329It wasn't a very good announcement desu40 minutes of sitting through a dogass Direct with anticipation turning into anxiety and dread that it might not show up, all for a 30 second trailer with 5 seconds of new footage
gen a and early gen-z'ers are going to be so raped growing up man it's unbelievable. they're more conservative than actual bible thumpers.
>>570483292>>570483360it says a lot about you when some anon mentions they haven't drank before and based on their age isn't interested and your first response is to say how they should try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFYCDUlal_s
>>570483798:3
>>570477503>>570480805This is the only other image found on the deviantart account which posted this spritesheet. I like the implication of Toriel choosing to stand like this during her battle
What if Floradinn (and the rest of the ch5 mobs i guess) is the last "funny little creature" type enemy we get, every other chapter from here on has to be more serious
AU where Deltarune doesn't exist but all the theory videos still do.
>>570483625>>570483942braaaaaaaaaap
>>570483058>>570483651>worrying about microplastics
>>570483908I never put a name in the "Name" field thoughbeit. People knowing who you are doesn't automatically make you a namefag
>>570483928>if you don't like drunks and stoners you're a Nazi
>>570484054one-shot'd by Toriel's butt slam...
>>570484045:)
>>570483045Problem is chat is awful and tells him to do shit that causes him to miss important things instead of just letting him discover things on his own. Like he missed on the "YOU are welcome anytime" from Carol in Chapter 4 because one guy told him to turn on the Santa
>>570484168nobody said anything about nazism
What if ERAM is a cousin of Toriel or Asgore
>570483874art still as shit as ever
>>570484123
I just took an antidepressant for the first time and I feel like I'm melting I can't eat and I have no energy wtf?? This was supposed to make me feel better
>>570484267;)
>>570484275>because one guy told him to turn on the Santathat was the funniest fucking shit. that he read that one chat message and did it and it caused such a shitstorm is so funny to me.chat should've just let him miss it. i did on my first playthrough.
Why are we talking about drinking again?
>>570483928It baffles me some of you have turned "raped" into the new "owned" or "triggered" Chan lingo is so shit
I would legit spam every single thread with 'Oriels if I had zero decency
>>570484467I casually mentioned i was drinking beer and dunces started fighting over it
>>570484375I never noticed any difference when I was medicated, so I stopped taking it. My insanity cannot be cured.
KRIS LEWD DONT OPEN
post painter’s art again to scare this kid off
>>570484467The underages that are visiting for the summer outed themselves as not knowing the bliss of a proper cold one, their xittersisters told them alcohol is icky and for boomers
>>570484375excuse me sir, anti depressants are supposed to be given time to settle and normalize within you, give it maybe 7 days and you start feeling maybe less depressed, anti depressants are meant for the long run>>570484392:3
>>570482505I've been around beer drinkers and it smells like fucking putrid piss, I think I would end up sick if I had to smell that up close I don't know how they do it
>>570483898Honestly this place is really the only piece of raw internet Im "addicted" to, I dont use any form of social media that isnt explicitly to talk to my close friends and no one else, not even to lurk or "doomscroll". I check a couple art sites regularly mostly to stock up on porn for whenever that gets nuked offline, and Im not really using youtube too much anymore either beyond backing up what I can from that too. Give me a few years and if this place isnt here anymore I might just be ready to swear off the internet forever
>>570484691:D
>>570484275>>570484403I was the chatter who told him to do that lol it was funni :)
>>570484568LOVE always wins, after all
>>570483874Cute hug, hope you've been doing well.
>>570484754C:
Guys what chapter 1-2 moment should i post translated?
>>570484958"It means Tity"
>>570484958that one. you know the one
>>570483874Did you use to post in /omog/?
>>570484958the ferris wheel poster dialogue of noelle wanting susie to push her to the ground and laugh
>>570485040No tell me
>>570485040excuse me sir, you dropped your vaguepost crown.
>>570482089Joel is my personal favorite playthrough (though his chat is kind of obnoxious and does things like shutting him down whatever he gets speculative), also his reaction to the chapter 5 announcement was fucking hilarious
>>570484547Damn. I never drank in my life.
>>570484949O/////O
>>570484548I wish they worked like magic>>570484691But It's making me WORSE!!! I think I'm gonna throw up
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>570482345Why are you here kris
>>570484058We still have to fight an armada of Dancing Santas so there's still some Wacky Stuff coming our way
>>570485058Yeah I was the resident drawfag there and still post there but I don't really make Omori art much anymore cause I just got a bit bored of it, ran out of ideas. Been doing mostly OC stuff and will probably do some more Deltarune stuff before/after Ch 5 drops.
>>570484107Nnnnnnnooo, they compared plastic and glass gottled brinks and the glass had significantly more microplastics. They even tested for blowing air on the caps and rinsing them, and it reduced ghe amount, proving its the caps. Thebglives thing only suggest some microplastic studies have been influenced, not all.
937.800>https://youtu.be/VkVvU6p6AEE
>>570485229OwO>>570485258>I think I'm gonna throw upin the scenario that you do an actual full throw up of the meds then IMMEDIATELY call the doctor because the doctor will probably want you to reduce dosage or switch meds brand to try solve the throw upping.
>>570485364Good night!
>>570484547Welcome to /utg/ lmaoIt will change when chapter 5 is out
>>570482771Seriously this kind of preachy straight-edge shit is unique to high schoolers, I can have a couple drinks once or twice a week and leave it there and most sane people can. No clue where this “any alcohol is le alcoholism” narrative comes from besides total ignorance.
>>570484107>xitter logo and handleyeah I'm sure this is the peak of scientific trustworthiness
When talking to alvin in chapter 2 about gerson, the whole string is a tease for chapter 4, with the last comment saying "let us pray that the angel will smile upon her". I will be the first and only person to say this has sinister undertones and alphys gets split in half in chapter 5
>>570485447>pec cleavagewhy do you want me to jack off again
>>570485615this shit will become completely unusuable for days after the chapter drops.
>>570485681>alphys gets split in halfby me
>>57048552467 67 67 67!!!
>>570485770that's a rotund rear.
>>570483961I don't think I've ever heard Joel be this excited for something before.>WHY ARE WE GOING TO JAPAN!?Lmao
>>570485607<3
>>570485191
I want Queen to lock me in a chastity cage and call my penis small.
>>570485681If Alphys is at all into relevant her subplot will be about becoming a teacher on Gerson's level so she's probably going to face some challenge such as being split in half
>>570485761Because we'll be playing the game, right?...right?
>>570485856<3!>>570485880lol>>570485931>but it refusedexcuse me sir
>>570483928As a zillenial I don’t know what the fuck happened, I guess I’d just chalk it up to most people being retarded and wanting boogeymen to blame everything going to shit on (even though it’s like 80% boomers being the most selfish generation ever)
>>570485931this but hers is bigger
>>570485447Aww sweet I was also a drawfag there a long time ago... I instantly recognised your art man always a pleasure to see you around!
>>570486057I'm gonna have a light snack.Bye, fren! :D
>>570486049the first few hours are going to be a race to see who can spoil the entire chapter for anons who are at work the fastest.
>>570486107I'd prefer for queen to have a vagina. I'd also prefer for her to be on-model instead of pornified, but only because it's hotter and not because I think that makes me better than other perverts.
>>570486314thank you for posting! cya!
>>570485447Wow, you like loli Frisk too? Based.
>>570486049Because /v/ banned deltathreads so all of the /v/tards are going to flood the place, mostly
It'll be a bunch of people baiting one minute after release with ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS CHAPTER SUCKS!? AND IS SHIT!?It happens every time
>>570485029Sorry for the late reply
>>570486374why they ban it? too many homos? but that's all their threads
>>570486440Anyone else think this post sucks
>>570486370Its an omori fan of course they like children
ANYONE ELSE THINK CHAPTER 5 SUCKS SHIT GAME Just trying to get ahead of the curve, here, carry on
>>570486350What if she has barbie anatomy but she lets you hump her that feels most canon
>>570486374I'm asking again, is there someone who can be contacted about the retard janny?
>>570486440I will post this.
>>570486557Go talk to mods on IRC
>>570486557This is the quarantine zone, they want good threads over there.
>>570486502“Muh generals” I’d guess, it was taking up a precious thread slot that could be allocated to culture war bullshit and gacha>>570486557You could try the irc probably
>>570483928they live in a self-policing internet panopticon
Chapter 5 was nothing like my headcanons and it RAPED me and now it sucks
Everyone hated Tenna the first day the chapter was released and called him bootleg Spamton lolAnd then everyone loved him and Toby posted about chapter 3 and how he was worried people would think Tenna is bootleg Spamton
>>570486556That also sounds really hot. Just humping her leg and cumming from that sensation is kind of humiliating and pathetic. But I'm really obsessed with eating pussy right now, so I'd prefer if she had one. Eating a woman out while wearing a chastity cage is a really hot scenario. Typed Berdly.
>>570486374/v/ threads have been awful recently with the janny deleting threads and the local schizo sperging over Chara for the half the thread so I'm not looking forward to it.
>>570486557Good luck, but they created /vg/ for a reason, and the site is hostile towards furries
>>570486553i can't believe toby made the knight [INSERT CANDIDATE HERE]
>>570486440Is there a single recent release that hasn’t been treated like that on this site though?
More like scotch egg Spamton (Tenna snacks on deep fried pipis)
>>570486884Said Chara poster was literally ritual posting at the end of the threads, maybe you guys were begging for them to get deleted
>>570486765>Everyone hated Tenna the first day"dumb assholes who get off to shitposting about the game on here instead of playing it were negative and shitposting" wow you don't say
>>570486803Haven't you been obsessed with eating pussy for a few months now?
https://youtu.be/NP4sPRIyHKM?si=nTWf8TNxBjeg4TmhI'm not wrong for thinking Undertale has the better soundtrack overall, right? It feels like there are significantly more standout tracks. Whereas Deltarune has a truckload of "pretty good" tracks and some big highlights
>>570486765this is hilarious because both are bootleg mettaton
>>570486940I TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS [CANDIDATE] I FUCKING TOLD YOU
>>570486962Nope, this site encourages that behavior
>>570486512I guess that makes sense nevermind.
>>570486765I still think Tenna is bootleg Spamton.
>>570486336Given that it’s THE shipfag chapter I’m dreading the amount of posts that will be literal schizo lies for the first 24 hours just to cause drama from self-inserters
>>570487065You might have clocked me on that. Yeah, it's just really hot.
>>570486997>one guy being a sperg means the thread should get banned and not the guy
>>570482089Joel's is kino, Jerma's is great if you can handle him somehow reading the lines worse than Joel, and snapcube's is also very good if you don't have tranny derangement syndrome
>>570486940BERNIE?!
>>570485138
>>570486940Rudyknight with Dess characteristics
i think undertale is just the better game, really. and it's way more shorter which is a plus for me.
Honestly I thought the scene where they revealed that Ralsei was a double ended dildo in the light world then Susie and Noelle shared it on the ferris wheel was pretty well written all things considered, I get it now
>>570486884>recently
>>570486997>Trying this shit on /vg/ that has several Charafags and ritualpostersLol. Plus last year there was a Susie ritualposter that nobody whined about. Keep your shitposting on /v/.
If Suselle is confirmed the threads will be unusableIf Suselle is blown up the threads will be unusablePrepare for hell
>>570487321>Everyone who doesn't like avatarfags is my thread nemesisWhat causes this kind of brain damage?
>>570487152Threads shouldn't get banned in general even if there’s a sperg that tries to ruin threads because of Chara there.>>570487316It's been worse recently.
>>570487150Lol I was just wondering if it was you, I wasn't sure if there were 2 guys or just 1 who went around talking about slurping pussyjuice
>>570487128They could always make things good instead of bad if they want us to like things
>>570487124Mettaton was conceived after the both of them. hell Spamton predates Undertale
Rouxls post is gay poster is deadInverted Roulxs post is gay poster is deadDeltarune tomorrow poster is deadKris snail poster is dead
>>570487520>Trying this shit on /vg/ where there's actual avatarfags like Kraut or DoomerKeep the shitposting on /v/, bro.
>>570487153wtf SnapCube really is trans, I've been baited by the voice training, never ever again, I hope his Deltarune Chapter 5 copy is laced with EXPLOSIVES.
flicking my dick to the beat of the Undertale Themeddd-dd-d-dd-DDDh
>>570487710I shit on both those guys constantly dumbass.
>>570487592I think it's mostly me. There are probably some other guys that post about it on occasion, though. I just think Queen (and sometimes Carol) fits a certain BDSM fantasy that really gets me going.
>>570487718It’s kind of hilarious how the stereotypical trans voice is entirely a matter of them being lazy
>>570487124>bootleg mettatonsensible chuckle
>>570487153Snapcube singlehandedly destroyed the sonic community with her woke dubs
>>570487153>>570487718Snapcube is a professional VA who works with other professional VAs. It can be hard to remember that when her main output is livedubbing some nonsense without a script in a discord call
Every time a trans content creator is mentioned here I just have to brace myself for the inevitable meltie derail
>>570486723>>570486730I don't have the know-how to do this properly but I want some measure to be taken to prevent /v/ from flooding us. Especially because of the cp spam in their threads last release. I can't deal with that shit again.
>>570487814I'm surprised you crosspost, even. Anyways the ritual post was composed of two people and your anti-Chara posting doesn't work here.
this girl is a femcelshe objectify susie
>>570487128Make a better game
>>570487254I pretty strongly prefer deltarune but I think a lot of that comes down to the gameplay being a lot more refined. I’d imagine someone who weighs story more would prefer undertale on the merit of it actually being finished already, though I like homestuck so I’m pretty on board with long convoluted plots
yagi lost
>>570487928Oh come on anon, the Sonic fandom was already torn to pieces from the very moment a legitimately bad game that everyone could agree was bad came out (Sonic Heroes)
>>570487992They cp spammed here after the 10th anniversary stream too. I'd recommend just playing and waiting a bit if you really want to talk about it, that's what I do. 3&4 discussion was also massively derailed by rape fetishes mad about a rose animation
snapcube always struck me as insincerely wokelike they hold opinions that they do not entirely understand or agree withkind of people who 10 years down the line get caught snorting coke off of a 15 year old or somethingthat or they're just a little cringe
>>570487931Yeah it sucks but you can't expect much from this site
You're getting too old to play this game.
>>570487992They will not be sympathetic.
>>570488121Slide the slider to Sonic 06 and thatd be true
>>570487614where on earth did you get this idea?
mettaton sleeping in panties
>>570488085Toby's favorite little chocolat won.
>>570488192The game isn't for kids anymore
>>570488154This applies to the majority of seemingly politically engaged people in general, it’s more about signaling things for validation and some sense of community than actual beliefs
>>570487602>>570488051/v/ doesn't know what a good game is. Besides this is probably one of the most bad faith websites on the web and I'm talking about posts meant to bait specifically. Dipshits
>>570487513If its confirmed it will be unusable (Annoying)If its blown up itll be unusable (Hilarious)
>>570487992If mods don't cooperate (the /v/ermin will still come here even if DR threads were allowed), the most effective way to filter them is period art and period talk, I am being 100% serious, this is based on previous experiments and the way they talk about us
>>570488003>your anti-Chara postingYou really are retarded. I never post on /v/. Have you ever considered that maybe there isn't some "schizo" following you around and that maybe people just don't like your shitty avatarfagging. Food for thought.
>>570488374This
>>570488230I've seen more people defend 06 than Heroes.Though the worst of them all is Shadow the Hedgehog. That whole game evokes the same nausea as holding forward on an invisible wall
>>570488408>spoilerthat won't work on the worst of the worstthe period blood filters only the miserable, not the diseased
>>570488016what the fuck is a femcel?
The best cause scenario is something happens that dumpsters all over Krusie, Suselle, and Kriselle (nobody cares about Ralsei or Berdly)
>>570488502Berdly was a big Gamecube fan and thinks most 3D Sonic games from the 2000s are quite terrible and the Sonic fandom is coping trying to defend those
>>570488502I will defend Heroes and Shadow the Hedgehog both those games are a little bit fun
I used to like snapcube until she literally came out as a "little" in the immediate aftermath of the isuggestforcefem "the only way we will have trans liberation is alongside pedophile liberation" tumblr drama.
>>570488425Everyone here filtered the insane charafags years ago for posting walls of text nobody ever reads. I can’t remember the last time someone accidentally replied to them.
>>570487513Noelle x Susie -> Normal routeKris x Noelle -> Weird routeKris x Susie -> ???
>>570488652What the fuck are you talking about.
>>570488502BLACK HEARTED HEROBRAVE HEARTED HEROI AM ALL I AM ALL IIIIII AAAAAAAAAAM
>>570488582Honestly Ive been thinking since chapter 1 that no ship would happen explicitly, Susie turns everyone down because she's known all of them for barely even a week so its fast to get with any of them. I dont think its the most likely outcome but I think its still on the table
>>570488652Thats not snapcube you're thinking of Patricia Taxxon. She also came out as a puppy not a little.I know ball
>>570487992>>570488153I don't remember any CP being posted but maybe I wasn't here if it was right after the chapters released.
Upswings in certain topics always give a strong vibe of people who don’t play any of these games but use /utg/ as a clubhouse just because it’s relatively fast
>>570488623They're buggy as hell but their presentation is legendary
>>570488273
>>570488514It may not stop all of them, but it's enough to clear most of them aka the retards who respond to the most obvious and off-topic bait made by the stronger retards that also come from their shithole, worth a try based on what I've observed
>>570488757Reading the post explains the post. There are no complicated concepts there.
>>570488953I regard Beta Spamton as a faggot
It'll be a bunch of people baiting one minute after release with ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS CHAPTER RULES!? AND IS PERFECT!?It happens every time
>>570488502CAN YOU SEE ALL OF MEWALK INTO MY MYSTERYSTEP INSIDEAND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFEDO YOU REMEMBER MECAPTURE YOU OR SET YOU FREEI AM ALLI AM ALL OF ME
any1 else notice that when they have recently eaten a heavily nutricious pizza that their uhm, ""goat milk output"" increases?
>>570488850No Taxxon has been like that for years. Go to snapcubes tumblr she also has a big post about embracing little play.
>>570488870They might be conflating it with pixiv stuff as I don't remember the actual trash coming over here.
>>570488953>there is no proof this isn't what mettaton's ghost form looks like
Chapter 1 link if anyone wants to play ithttps://gamebanana.com/mods/659254
>>570488891There's definitely people here who seem to basically resent Toby and Deltarune but are still here almost every day because I guess they want to fish for (You)s but that's kind of a phenomenon everywhere on the site not just here
>>570489216happstablook would murder for that charming smile pointy nose and two legs
damn if chapter 2 is long when you replay it
>>570488850I really hate it when people say something obviously reasonable and sensible but word it in a way where you know they're tying it to their own fetish thing and then jerking off to itlike how some gooners will say "Don't be racist" while posting a video of Asriel Dreemur getting schlonged by Ice-Es giant black schlong
>>570488953>there are people who don't know the time when this was revealed and there was a million drawings of this fucker made by /utg/ drawfagslost history...
>>570488953fat beta spamton...
>>570489141>[Lies]
>ITThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol3R4DacE2I&t=12
>>570488374Despondently suicidal crazies and triumphantly manic crazies are equally annoying in my eyes
>>570489342Most of the ch2fags seem to have left, that's all
>>570488870>>570489175there was spam of irl right after or right before the chapters released in /v/ and here during the 10th anniversary stream
>>570489342After Chapter 3&4 we got a bunch of people that are like 19-25There's not a lot of people who were here for SURVEY_PROGRAM left sadly
>>570488326Stop making games lame and gay
>>570489243It's because everywhere else on the internet will come to your house to kill you if you have even 1(one) criticism for Living Saint Toby Fox. 4chan is basically the last website you are allowed to be negative about literally anything.
>>570488953that's just one of his bob sparker fanarts
IF YOU KILL YOURSELF OVER DELTARUNE don't post it here some fag will repost it for the next seven years and the thread will become unusable
>>570488701Collecting all shadow crystals will let Kris and Susie enter in the Shadow Dimension, they end up trapped there, and as time pass they slowly fall for each other... After a year in there, they find December lost in the Shadow Dimension and Kris kills her for grooming him and then they escape and save the world from Shadow Carol Holiday and get married. The End. Ralsei was a double ended dildo in the light world in this ending too but it's unrelated.
>>570489378excuse me sir, that is not a lie
>>570489558then who will remember me?
>>570489510I have been a fan since the ut demoI watched my brothers play it and it's one of the main reasons i learned english at such a young age
>>570488425If you never post on /v/ how do you know what happens there? Your lying doesn't work here when your shitposting is all about telling people to go to /vg/ and when /utg/ has several Charafags posting for years. Maybe you can try teaming up with doomer though.
>>570489534Did you miss the latino Twitter meltdownPost-Elon Twitter is basically a cesspit of negativity and misery and ai generated child pornYou're a very unaware person
>>570489558I'll livestream it and post the only link here just so the whole internet will be showing up here to ask about it.
>>570489783>just so the whole internet will be showing up here to ask about it.nobody will care, people see videos of people dying every day on twitter
>/v/ threads getting nuked within 5 minutesgee imagine if jannies actually put that effort into the whole board
>>570489510I was barely 19 when surveyprogram came out. I remember playing it the week it released. It wasn't the biggest deal ever because we werent that far off from undertale releasing at the time, only a few years. Chapter 2 was the real explosion that got so many of Deltarunes giant quirk chungus fans on board
>>570489558I stopped going to /v/ when someone posted a gif of a guy blasting his head open with a shotgun to get the thread deletedChara was right in hating humanity honestly
>>570489689Why are you still namefagging?
>>570489729Twitter has always been a cesspit of negativity and misery.
>>570489884at least with AI we can comfort ourselves with the idea its not real gore
>>570489243People resent Toby and Deltarune?
>>570489884oh yeah the first time I saw that video was when I was like 16 on my school chromebook"thats the ugliest blue tarp ive ever seen- oh shit oh fuck oh my god what the fuck"I was so full of life 10 years ago
>>570490041lol
>>570490041>Developerfag for $500
>>570489865That's a bad thing, their schizos are leaking here.
>>570489865You are the containment thread now.
I was 28 when the survey program released.
>>570490137people seem to forget that /v/ was still a fairly popular board in 2015, before the Election turned the site into a constant struggle to recreate gamergate
>>570490245grim
>>570490137I remember this post and it's been 10 years where does the time- actually no it felt like a lifetime ago
>>570490041The Homer review is basically somewhat good criticism but the writer was very explictly seething at Toby's success which is why it's full of nonsensical jabs at him
>>570490137the thought of toby replying to one of my posts makes me aroused
Deltarune will recreate Gamergate
>>570490245I was 16
Prediction for chapter 5 release day:They are going to make a deltarune thread sticky on /v/ and after maybe six hours they are going to go through and permanently ban every single poster that posted in it. Sounds like the kind of thing they would do.
>>570490305Sometimes I wish I were old enough to have experienced this site pre-gamergate and pre-electiontourists
>>570490245I was 22.
>>570490041>(CoL)
>>570490245I was like 10
>>570490041people resent anything that is known. when rappers talk about 'haters' who just enjoy hating on stuff, they're not lying, there really are people like that
>>570490489We're the same age. Legally, we must have sex with each other.
gamergate didn't do its job
>>570490245I was 86
>>570490428Noelle will go: "Kris... I have a dick and balls. And Alphys... she's been touching my dick and balls... with her dick and balls... that she also has... and Kris... they're smaller than mine, but, BUT, they're scary. her dick turns solid like a rock, or a pebble i guess... when you suck her dick its like shoving your face in a couch cushion, and she doesnt even look at you! She looks at porn instead! At full volume! i've never been more humiliated...."
SURRENDERSURRENDERGO UNDER BRIGHT WATER
>>570490245I think I was 24
>>570490758Peter Thiel...
>>570490245I was 29.
What if chapter five is actually about Noelle's Bat Mitzvah?
deltarune bad or good it will be soon
I'M OLD!
>>570490839Kris be like>"Wow it's just like what Dess did to me"
>>570489510I still have the original survey program from when it released>>570490245I had just turned 20, I will be 30 when chapter 6+7 release in October 2028.
>>570490041Lots of people do because he's successful and they aren't. It's jealousy.
>>570491010>>570490839What if the whole cast was canonically molested.
Spamton drops his kromerD'oh
Kris love
>>570490886>smelly armpit fetish
>>570491165The game would be a lot more relatable.
>>570491165All by Dess?
>>570489783I dont know why people dont do this more often?
>>570489510I played survey program but I wasn’t posting here at the time
>>570490703well if that's the law...
>>570491208
>>570491279Nah, that's thinking too small.Every adult in Hometown.
>>570490574it really hasn't changed that much. it's fashionable to act as if it has and the world is ending... but it really hasn't
>>570491353same
>>570490967BAT!!!!!!!!!!????????? said Dess
>>570489865Constant off topic culture war bullshit? Who cares. Deltarune thread? Deleted within minutes.
What if something like this happens on deltarune chapter 5?
If Toby woke, where are the jews?
baby making sex with tenna
>>570491630toby IS the jews
>>570491590Then I'd have no water left because the Ai generator used it all up
golf minigame in chapter five
>>570491590is this real?
>>570491395Giving Kris all the chocolate milk they want
>>570491630snowy seinfeld
>>570491630escaped the genocide
>>570491439It doesn’t feel like world ended so much as living in a very backwater favela country these days
>>570490978only 934.200 seconds left.
>>570491439hello hello fellow jevil traveleri am here to say thatif i roll a zero on this post jevil is confirmed for the 3rd time to be in deltarune chappy 5
>>570491689>supported doctors without borders...
>>570491658pregnant tenna eating peanut butter and pickles ice cream from a vat while you massage his pregnant cankles swollen due to hormones
>>570491630Cattenheimers
>>570490245I was literally half that, it’s crazy to think about how long it’s been
>>570440929>>570441012There's a button next to the messages to jump to the source code, can be helpful for things like this
>>570491901no....not that kind of sex with tenna
is toby an antifa terrorist?can he be processed in japan?
>>570491868Failed, JevilGODBut check out this 6
>>570491868I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
>>570491630It is funny this post was assumedly bait to say Spamton because money and long nose but everyone is saying things that aren't Spamton
They should make a game where you get to have sex with Jevil and nothing else
Silly little chocoholic
if I roll a 3 I get to post 1 (one) pornographic image of my choice without suffering a ban
catti is going to be doing some fake occult spell shit moments before the fountain opens, shes not going to care about the encroaching darkness, and then whatever fucked up spell she was casting will actually happen in the dark world
>>570492103make it count
>>570490574You don't actually want that The gamergate and election tourists are what turned this place normie and woke. Back before then we used to be the most disgusting site on the internet.
>>570490305It hurts to imagine how good this site could be if election tourism never happened, literally not an hour without some incoherent political bullshit thread going up on /v/ nowadays
>>570491901I would do this for tenna because he deserves to feel loved
>>570491868that's not how you do it...
>>570491630
>>570492057And games will finally become art
>>570492045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD2pOtRGaG4
catti is going to be eating a comically large hamburger moments before the fountain opens, shes not going to care about the encroaching darkness, and then her burger will actually happen in the dark world
>>570492149hal turner
>>570492225>they/them>"jews"
>>570491590Catti...
>>570491868who is jevil? this 7 says that spamton gets more screentime in chapter 5
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>570492103better be good
>>570492280dark world catti is just regular catti but 300 pounds heavier
What if Tenna was bald?
Is using the Japanese translation for UT and DR for learning Japanese a bad idea?I wanted to try something I'm very familiar with the story and original script.
>>570492149At least it was sincerely edgy, nowadays it’s just full of retards that do nothing but get mad and trying to make other people mad for no fucking reason all day
>>570492503What the FUCK
>>570492141>>570492453I think I'll save my coupon for another time hahaha....
>>570491901The dyslexia hit and I read it as pregnant tenna eating pussy for a second
>>570492558Translated versions of things you're already familiar with is always a great language learning exercise
>>570492503At least spoiler that shit or something ewwww
>>570492670pussyeatingobsessionanon...
>Undertale Alphys is hired by Asgore to replace G(aster)>has a crush on Asgore>Deltarune Alphys is hired by Toriel to replace G(erson)>stutters and blushes when Toriel compliments her>asks Kris to tell their mom she said hi with the same blushing expressionHmmm...
>>570492503This is what women want to fuck the most.
Gotta get my gaming socks ready for chapter 5
>>570492814>WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?>Gaster asks Sans and Alphys as they review the plan to woo and fuck Toriel:
>>570492814It's not just because Alphys' a female character in a Toby Fox game that she's a lesbian, fuck off yurifag.
>>570493001>angy
>>570492386i know transgender jews, its not that crazy>>570492503cute,,,
>>570491658until he's about to pass out from exhaustion and his dick and balls are covered in his own cum from from all the times he's orgasmed
>>570493081pretty crazy, the guys in the little villages would think it's stupid
>>570492225would make sense of chara and the monsters, but not frisk.
>>570492503I must kill this creature
>>570493248people in little villages think a great many things
>>570492798That's not me, but the funny thing is that I'm the one who recognized him last threadI guess he got it into my head
>>570492503soulful
>>570492386>they/them>(((they)))/(((them)))slightly concerned how well that works.
>>570493512excuse me sir
>>570492814
>>570493196and then falling asleep next to him and doing it all over again in the morning
Which character in Undertale/Deltarune would you like to have sex with the most
Would Kris be more miserable if Toriel hooked up with Sans or if she hooked up with Alphys
>>570493604I kinda like this ship
Sex without Toriel
>>570492670eating pregnant tenna pussy until a small curled up dice fist ends up in your mouth
>>570493802but what's my motivation?
>>570484225toriel getting caught off by how much stronger you've become...
>>570493802:(
HelloI was wondering if you could play that song again.The one that goes>Bee boo boo bop boo boo beep
>>570493660Muffet by a lot.Noelle got second place though.
>>570493858Sex versus Susie
>>570493676I read this wrong as if kris (female) would be sadder to fuck sans or alphys and the answer is alphys 100%
>>570493660on model: mettatonoff model: male chara
Why even live if Carol Holiday will never be my sugar mommy and mpreg me
>>570493816
>>570493676kris has no reason to dislike sans, he's just some guy to kris.
>>570494013there are real life women out there who will do this to do
>>570493395still where most jews lived
>>570494042excuse me sir, but i have something to say to you ur gay LOL
CHECK SONGVIEW
>>570494202Powerful postKraut you got heckin gnomed in 2026
>>570494042missed you CoL
>>570493660Catty. Both sex AND marriage.
>>570494296What
>>570493862She needs to get a dress with stronger fabric this is just plain unacceptable
>>570493632If I had him with me I would spend weekends just having sex all day long until monday, probably
>>570494296>Song That Might Play When Sans Gets Fat And Has Sex With Another ManChapter 5 might rival Undertale after all
>>570494180I wish
Played through Chapter 3 today, and I feel like the "this chapter is too long" thing is overblown, but I also get it. I took a 15-20 minute break after board 1 and then did the rest in one go, and while it wasn't that long on the record (about 4 hours), it felt way longer for some reason.Still, I would say people saying it drags on way too long are overexaggerating a little. Nice to replay the game a bit, since it reminds me of how overblown a lot of people's complaints about certain things are for a lot of things.
>>570493660fave
>>570494034The way he’s joked with kris has been kind of mean-spirited in a way I could imagine leaving a bad taste in his mouth even before he started fucking his mom
>>570494319uh, kraut? you okay?
>>570494296>Berdly (Reinstated Concept)Holy fuck... Holy shit...
>>570494397Lazy bum stealing Spamton's plot arc...
>>570494417I’d attributes a lot of it to there being relatively little enemy variety and most regular enemies having pretty boring patterns compared to chapters 2 and 4 sandwiching it
>>570494417I was more excited for you guys with the chapter 5 reveal, but this post brought back the feel of first playthrough of chapter 3 and NOW the hype is hitting me
pleasure from sex with catty is directly proportional to just how much of a horrific mistake it would be
>>570494525for some reason i was was reminded of that one tranny deltarune youtuber that tried to groom people on xir's discord.god, i fucking forgot this ogre's name.
Toby funded BLM...
>>570494296>Sex With Carol (Battle 3)What the fuck Toby
Toby funded breast implant surgeries...
>>570493982Malecharaanon is a mettatonfag. I didn't know that
>>570493816Just suck it out then spit it on the floor and continue
>>570494397He had his chance, Asgore was taking awfully long in the MTT Chuckle Club bathroom post-show for a reason>>570494691I've said this several times but it is hilarious that the most enthusiastic to be a mother in the verse is second only to Undyne in who to trust least with a child
>>570494765Lold and boned
>>570494719so did you if you've ever paid taxes
>>570494682The pippin's bullet patterns and spare mechanic SUCK!I HATE PIPPINS!
>>570494397
>>570494417it feels long because there are very few save points, so you have to keep playing it in one big chunk. and replaying it if you were good at the board but you fucked up the physical challenges.
>>570494719BLM (Big Large Men)
>>570493660Either Alphys or Mettaton
>>570494417Highlight of Chapter 3 for me
>>570494808there's more than one malecharaanoni was the one who wrote the rapefic
>>570495062horrible taste what the fuck
Is it weird I love literally everything about Deltarune except for the fact you can't run from battles
>>570494808mettaton and chara honestly have a few things in common (kinda evil, obssessed with number go up, pink or red eyes) so i guess it makes sense
>>570495151The entire escape section was oddly heartwarming, probably because of how the gang was able to shrug off a pretty dark moment and have some fun on their way out.
>>570493660Hoomans (Frisk and Chara)
>>570495173Tenna trying the new low-fat sugar-free Diet TV Slop:
>>570495173You cant talk to undyne like that anon
>>570494893Yeah I usually used the r and s actions to handle them, only enemies I had much fun with were shadowguys and shuttah which was a pretty big step down from chapter 2. Doesn’t help that the midbosses were also pretty weak even if tenna and the knight are great fights
>>570495173this coward won't tell us his fave btw
What would Tenna's cum taste like?
>>570495173>tasteSex is not interior decoration, anon
>>570495273You WILL engage with the quirky.There is NO escaping it.
>>570495548the smell of a burst lightbulb
>>570493660Muffet or chara
>>570488652>>570488850>>570495142dude why can't people just be trans without all the other extra weird shit, like jesus christthe "egg" shit is an immediate identifier that someone is a groomer every time as well
Don't like how my first thought when seeing sphynx Tenna again was "carolanon really wants to fuck this"
cant believe how cute she is
oh brother not again
>>570494192So did many other people, they're not specialSome of my ancestors lived in little Ukrainian shtetls and some of them lived in little Dutch polder villages and all of them would disagree with many of my beliefs and so would their own ancestors disagree with them if you go far enough backProtestants think Catholics are crazy and Karaites think Rabbanites are crazy and 1 Maccabees complains about fake jews restoring their foreskins but you shouldn't let it bother you
How do you cope with the idea fave would find you disgusting if she was real :(
if you like mettaton you have FANTASTIC taste
I'm back, how much has the thread derailed?
>>570495960is the little version of me in your head hot
>>570496062That's great Snowy but can you please pass me the pencil
>>570494928Having points of no return you're not told about and no save points is so fucked up.
>>570496062trans jews exist as much as trans christians doneither are normal
>>570496285I have 0 reference for what you look like and I'm horrible at imagining what people look like, so you're like an abstract concept. You're just a word that's a person.
>>570496313i think toby has this big blind spot where saving the game and walking away is concerned, the playtesters had to bully him into adding any into chapter 4's overworld sections.
pen is
>>570496173She would just say "Oh, he's kind of like Berdly!"
>>570496245Hot damn
>>570496173that's just you telling yourself to improve your lifestyledo exercise, eat better, treat other people nicely
kris butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrqHe5Ly_IU
>remember that i'm wasting my saturday on social media (4chan included) instead of playing the backlog of games i paid for>get angry at myself>open social media again because it's my coping mechanism when i'm upset
>>570494389thats a fantastic way to spend a weekend with him>>570495548the dust on the back of the tv
>>570496534
>>570496409did you hear about those alexandrian jews that don't know hebrew or even aramaic, they think their septuagint is just as good as the actual torahit's disgusting is what it is
Least talked about thing in Weird route/Mantle game award, despite it being the fucking red devil horns
>>570493660Chara even if it'd only be after a ritual for resurrection/"ghostification". How does the corporeal fuck the incorporeal?
>>570496614blue
>>570481993
>>570496285nta but yes
>>570496417ZAMN!
>>570477524i am kyle and i am racist
why did Tenna saying Toriel "laughed glowingly" while watching TV give me a slight chub
>>570496880FAVING IS FORBIDDEN!
>>570497208tenna misses his wife
was doing the laundry when i suddenly thought to myself “what if I wore panties” god im a faggot
>>570497208You imagine Toriel's chubby body wobbling slightly.
Short, chubby Fave who looks up at you longingly
>>570497354Noelle will never be relevant again
>>570497365Now I have a boner
>>570496614
I 'member the period between rarecats and chapter 3 when we thought friend was like an actual cat
>>570497354Put them on If you're not queery you're not gonna feel anything and never do it againIf you are, you'll know
>>570496534excuse me sir, but do you perhaps enjoy talking about this popular game called deltarune?
>>570497416>>570497623i dislike these images
Hometown has a strict immigration process, in which anyone who shows sexual attraction to Toriel before moving to the town is denied. This is done because otherwise there would be a sexual assault case every other day/week.sans, somehow, managed to cheat the system.
I'm a Fave, I'm a Fave, I'm a fat little Fave
>>570497596>period
>>570497440Spamton uppies...
>>570497867He's just tuning up his new TV
>>570486440Not even two minutes into my playthrough and I see five of my least favorite colors. Detestable garbage
>>570497623>>570497416i like these images.
>>570497969LMAO
>>570486440i already like the chapter because the floradinns are cuties and i love them
>>570495151Sneaking into the basement with all your cousins after the adults are asleep
>>570486962It's like that everywhere now
>>570497440every pippins
Guys how do i stay up to date with the current whiteboards?
>>570497931he is a nice man who has only good intentions of wooing her the old fashioned way, with joy buzzers and whoopee cushions
>>570498228At once?
Krs
>>570497630yes, i am very excited for "DELTARUNE KAPITEL 5 - DIE ROSAGOLDENEN FELDER" to come out in 11 days.are you excited? i am excited.
>>570498321A Vessel for my airpods
I will have my fucking freedom
Fave doesn’t know why Big Arms is Knuckles-exclusive in S3&K
Mettatenna would be good if it had more fat Tenna and also if Mettaton fucked Spamton while Tenna watched
Longest 11 days in my life.
>>570498328>DELTARUNE KAPITEL 5 - DIEexcuse me sir, but that sounds like an unnecessarily edgy chapter
>>570498583whether 11 days or 11 years
>>570498623CHAPETER FAIF.
>>570498428No... They're gonna become deaf...
>>570498283god, i hope so.
if someone is excused even one more time I'm going to raze this general to the groundsaid Flint from mother 3
>>570498760This anon is excused
>>570498760excuse you?
ermexcheese me?
>>570498245you ctrl + f for 'whiteboard' in the thread and look to see if the starwalker fella posted a new one
>>570498871Don't make excuses for them
Fatsriel...My beloved...
>>570497354Sometimes when I'm doing work I imagine Catti is doing the same work and it becomes more interesting.
do you guys think there's "big penis humiliation" like "small penis humiliation"what if Toriel laughed glowingly at my big weiner
>>570498245take your name off
>>570498895
What if Red and Green becomes a schizo color combo like pink/yellow and purple/lime
Do NOT masturbateLet your testosterone level increase
>>570498996wow nice dick idiot do you fuck pringles cans with that
>>570498913>themthat's just one person.
i used to actually talk like noelle when i was young and my mom used to beat me and my sister disappeared for a time so i relate to her a lot
>>570499025He has a good track record unlike you he can keep the name on until he fucks up
>>570499028kris's girlfriend
>>570499089excuse me sir, but masterbating actually increases it
>>570498996I believe I've seen a version of this in Hazbin Hotel porn where Moxxie was a bottom specifically because his cock was too big to be used properly and Blitzo batted it around a bitOn an unrelated note, Brattypants Futa x Male content but Bratty got tired of thrusting in him within 10 minutes and she didn't really like the smell anal gives off regardless so she has Catty suck her good and deep one last time before politely asking Alphys to change her back
>>570498996I remember the talks in here about doing big penis humiliation on TennaIt was very hot, there was also art but as far as I'm aware it doesn't really exist on the internet
>>570499028the vessel's girlfriend
>>570498996>doesnt know about tenna big dick humiliation
>>570499376>>570499448poast
>>570499136kek
oh... I am a dark worl . I get it nlw
>>570499071omega flowey and christmas holidays evil santa and red determination/green kindness gaster in between
>>570499257>anyone who makes a post i don't like is poopyzoobooanonchapter 5 cannot purge this place quickly enough
>>570499089I'm not a moid so I don't have to worry about any of that.I win, I will masturbate every day until the day I die.
i still don't know how flowey can be in a game where he can't logically exist.
I wish to cuddle with my love Noelle Holiday
how big is Toriel's penis
>>570499071Carol's final form
my moobs disappeared as I lost weight and now all I'm left with are pecs
>>570499612I didn't say that, you did. Their bad track record is trying to hammer down the tall nail with score who actually contributes meaningfully to the community despite being a newfag + whatever else I made up in my head that they probably do based on their irritable nature
>>570499850hahaha thats crazy... pics?
>>570499786excuse me sir when i say this but i think it might be smaller than ralseis
my laptop is th dadk world???
>>570499089Masturbation keeps you from going bald!?
>>570499786she doesnt have a penis but her clit and labia are pretty voluptuous
>>570499716Flowey was always a symbol of both Asgore's inadequacy as much as he was Asriel's own survivor's guilt—an abomination literally born from the effeminacy of the fool who sent a boy out to war expecting him to act like a man would
>>570499951Hot.
>>570499875he should take his name off because he clearly doesn't understand being anonymous is part of board culture and basically the only reason this place isn't reddit
Nice huge dick you stupid TV. Too bad your fupa is even bigger. Now for the taste test
>>570499802This gave me a seizure now I'm writhing on the floor
>>570499884which would still be pretty big t b h
>>570492982>>570493604Sans and Asgore reconcile their differences but then they both walk in on Toriel and Alphys in bed and Sans immediately goes home and uses his dimension hopping machine to find a world where Toriphys didn't happen (yet, Alphys does say Toriel is hot at the end of True Pacifist)
Which color should I get this kobold sex toy in, the "natural green" or "signature purple"?https://bad-dragon.com/products/phoebe
>>570500135the prophecy's final tragedy...
>>570493660Queen but she humiliates me and all I do is eat her out before she lets me hump her leg to completion.
>>570500192who is fave
>>570500192it HAS to be green, don't fuck this up
>>570500192well obviously pick the purple one and imagine it is susie from deltarune
>>570500274doesnt exist toby forgot
>>570499502https://files.catbox.moe/afxgxn.PNGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fmrpf2.PNGI'm sorry if the quality's not the best, this was before I learned how to take high quality screenshots on the WBWe should all cockshame Tenna again for his huge dick, I think
>>570500449I'm just honestly not sure I WANT to fuck Susie Deltarune, something about her specifically gives me pause in a way it wouldn't for Noelle or Ralsei. But I like the purple separate from imagining it's Susie>>570500320Noelle or Ralsei
>>570496809I look like this
My brother is married with kids and a job and here I am a 29 y/o NEET who can't get hired wishing I could sleep for 10 days straight just to play the pixel teenager game
>>570500145Take your name off
>>570496809Fat fuck
what if
>>570500087
>>570498996Yes and I have beat off to itI particularly enjoy erectile dysfunction caused by largeness
>>570500874Me...
>>570501029>erectile dysfunction caused by largenessHuh, I didn't know this was a thing but it makes perfect sense thinking about it, said faveWhere do you even find such a thing? Asking for fave's friend of course
>>570499951boss monsters are like hyenas
>>570500874Why did your brother marry kids that's not okay.
>>570496809>>570500890>pie + chocolate milk + pancakes + punch>repeat>carbs + dairy + sugar + carbs + more sugar>repeatKris is unironically a fat fuck, somewhat gassy too. Obese gassy dog.
It doesn't get better.
What if Toby announced a week long delay the exact second the countdown hit zero. Would you cry?
excuse me sir, but could you please post some of those ""dank memes"" for unc? pleeeaaase??
>>570501520
>>570501647>>570501293
>>570501756Can we have dominant women WITHOUT penises anymore? Lamented Sans.
>>570501756We could've had it all.
>>570501540It's getting better every day.
>>570501935It is not, in fact, getting better.
>>570502019works on my machine
Lawd chapter 4 is borang, damn!
> "How much Ms. Santa want this cookie, Part 3?!"> "How to make my chocolate chips bigger?!"> "How to get eaten the right way?!"> Is there a wrong way?!> "My good neighbor was-"> Your neighbor was. What?
>>570501894Demented Sans*
is it ok to watch anime when your husband is dying, a daughter is missing and the other daughter is noelle?
>>570502175Is the anime good
>>570501647>>570501894You'll have to be the change you want to see said The Player.
>>570500017i think flowey represents something much more vulgar.flowey represents both scientific hubris but at its core it represents nihilism in its worst state.nihilism from a normal point of view becomes "i don't care lol" but nihilism in the hands of a person that believes in the clean slate and the goodness in all becomes dangerous.it makes a loving person cynical.it rots the brightest smile into a scowl.asriel is not dead as much that he lost everything and in turn changed into something not even his loving mother would recognize.buried alive, thought dead, losing everything including his sense of self, the feeling of warmth when someone you love hugs you.he is a person with less than zero control.forced to watch everything he loved burn.and the only angle of control he can have is to control how fast it burns.it's not crazy to act this way.he's so beyond hope that anything will change that you are the only variable that he didn't account for but laughed at you as you tried as he has a million times over.he is a kid with the tools of a god, but the tool lets you reset to the day your family (and you) dies.
>>570501894Femdom and then it's just pegging or futawhat's da point
>>570502175Let a girl have some respite
>>570502257It's K-On
Fave likes Amazon position art
>>570502175Yes Carol. Watching anime can be a good way to relieve stress. There is actually a multiplicative effect between watching anime and me eating you out. Watching anime while I eat your deer-monster pussy is actually the most efficient use of your time as mayor.
There cannot be total sexual conquest without the penis. Femdom with no futa is by definition incomplete and unsatisfying.Postulated Berdly.
>>570502343Will do
>>570502382I'm more into Reindeer positions
If Rudy got lung cancer why didn't he like start his Dark Meth empire in the dark world instead of deciding to die like a pussy in a hospital bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbQdFG6tiIs
>>570502475you aregay
>>570502529Shitpost tier art
replaying chapter 1 and 2 was time consuming... but i still need to do much more
>>570501647
>>570502529There's no way Carol has any chub, even if she's gone through 2 births. She's the skinny to Toriel's chubby.
>>570502382Fave is based>>570502475Berdly is, unusually, not based.
is Col just short for "CarOL"
>>570502591Best way of putting it
>>570502529this could almost be absolutely beautiful but its really bad. thats a human woman made into a reindeer through horrifying surgical means tusk style
>>570502538very good question, actually
>>570502587There can by definition be nothing gay about sexual relations with a woman, even with a woman of penis.Offered Berdly by way of rejoinder.
>>570502783>>570502783>>570502783bread
>>570497354i mean do what you want but i don't think they're designed to fit people with cocks
>>570502790I dont even necessarily disagree that futa isnt always gay and a perfectly straight autistic man can like art of Marge Simpson with a penis or whatever but its the total retarded logic of domination cant be complete or satisfying without a penis that makes you gay
>>570503015>a perfectly straight autistic man can like art of Marge Simpson with a penisExplain this to me. I have no stake in this game, I just want to know how this sentence could appear true to anyone
>>570501271>Where do you even find such a thing?that's a great question. you can find it nowhere ): it's incredibly rare
>>570503015The phallus sows seed. It is the active principle in the sexual exchange. To be the passive principle, to receive, to be sown, to be plowed: this is what it is to be dominated sexually. This symbolic logic is embedded deep in the psyche. To deny futa is to deny what you are.Riposted Berdly.
gay is simply an insubstantial term to describe the full breadth of human sexualityif somebody was "gay" would you expect them to jack off to hyper futa toriel condom filling? you wouldn't get that idea in a million years.
>>570501756I am so hard rn
>>570503750Most generally all of sexuality is too individual to be properly broken down into labels and they exist more as a shorthand that loses information
