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Dwiftor Edition

>Latest patch:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/6672420817338381588

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki/
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
https://deadlock-api.com/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://edl.gg/
https://www.deadfrag.com/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>570385173
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sorry screwed up the latest patch link

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/667242081733838158
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Silver!
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Techies Venator is so fucking funny
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Hot take: Shitlow is comfy. Why would you want to rank up and fight sweats?
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>''shoot 'em before they escape!''
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>>570455251
I'm pretty sure they removed that ages ago along with the ability to manually select regions.
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>>570456324
what did he say in voice chat?
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terminal amount of baiting niggers today. no ones playing as a team. just watching me die so they can try snipe kills.
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>Mo 2 is supposed to help you escape
>If you get hit by a pellet you instantly become a bag of bricks
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They should remove the KDA from the tab menu morons feed and they go "m-muh kda...i-its low!!!" and they all go to the gangbang on blue instead of clearing waves (and then of course eat shit again because this isnt overwatch and they're behind)
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>>570457019
If this shit happens join them in between lane nannying and buy trophy collected since you’ll stack to max in 5 minutes
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Holiday should of been a Black Man.
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Silver is still overpowered. They should increase bola cooldown and reduce wolf DPS.
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it's truly amazing how I can be sat wondering why I'm slowly losing a 45m game and then post game stats pop up and my lash did less damage than me on a support build. late game. think about how impossible that is. and that's who I get.
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>>570456197
You are talking like in shitlow you are not matched against sweatlords while your teammates are drooling retards
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>Climbing through Phantom 2 steps forward, 1 step backward
>Main (Billy) gets buffed
>Every game is way more easier even by the time I get into ascendant games
Man this fucking sucks
I didn't ask for my main to become unkillable giga CC hitler what the fuck yoshi
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>>570457580
They should give a "hangover" after wolf ends

-20% movespeed,-20% stam recovery -20% debuff resist, -20% accuracy, for 20 seconds of course
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Someone IIT told me that deadlock api was better than statlocker so I used it for reference making a build yesterday and can verify it is not
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Did an update happen while I was asleep?
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>>570456535
shoot 'em before they escape
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Did some YT/Twitch influencer release a video on how overpowered Drifter is or something? I've had three teams now with a Drifter that has 0 kills and double-digit deaths.
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>>570460821
yeah they're probably following this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C5eqwbSq5A
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>hardstuck p5 for weeks
>my main gets nerfed
>climb to a5 within a few days playing the exact same
ok
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>>570460904
thought that was gonna be a riff on this https://youtu.be/Sy_jUYCsqJA?si=DQikiZ_c07lFD5Lz&t=19
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I literally feel like I need a smoke break after every game win or lose and I don't smoke. Hyper stressful bullshit every game. Can I have some fun at some point? Why do I have to be constantly wrestling retards that won't listen to try and win matches?
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>bebop who doesn't land a single hook
>says he's playing on a controller
I've had three losses in a row, why is Yoshi still sending MMR assassins to my games.
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none of you shall complain if you're not hardstuck SEEKER
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>>570461263
Its crazy man this game is unique in that the people aren't just awful on your team they're a special kind of awful in Overwatch for example you'll get a tracer thats just stupid you know like jumps in gets killed cant aim in this game you get people who fundamentally dont even know how the game works "oh you have 400 hours? here's this literal 2 hour player who has at max 5 or less matches who doesnt even know half of the cast's name"
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>>570455773
>>570456040
Did (you) draw these? cute and nice
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oops I guess we're lowering your skill rating
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me ooga
team booga
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It's another episode of being the only competent player on my team and somehow getting MVP, the highest damage, and highest kill count of my entire team as Rem. Literally no one pushes until I tell them. I'm going to go insane. Feeling like picrel.
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surely once we all group all of our 5 carries 10k souls behind will be able to win the teamfight
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Can someone explain the lane stats to a non moba playing retard?
We have all the tower damage, all the kills, but since we did not reach the threshold of +10% net worth over the enemy we technically tied the lane, at least in the eyes of this grading system.
Is denying and keeping ahead on souls really the end all or is statlocker just useless dumb shit?

Asking because I've had games where it feels like we crush our lane phase and take their guardian pretty quick but the enemy catches back up and fuck us mid / late game.
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>>570462916
What would you rather have us do? Farm a sidelane? Farm jungle? That's fucking boring I'm here to BROOL! Oh yeah finna boutta make me 2/12 into 2/13! Let's go!
>Ok so play Street Brawl
No.
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Who's the nigga of deadlock?
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>>570462941
Stat locker does not mean shit but compared to other mobas lane in this game doesn't matter
The only exceptions are if a late game carry gets mega fed 5+ kills but even then it can be manageable if you play correctly.
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>>570463154
Forget about who's Deadlock's nigga. Real question is, who's Deadlock's niggest?
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>>570462150
>>570462409
link to your statlockers?
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>>570462409
>play ivy
>build lots of utility
>some fucking how wind up with more damage than people who should be shitting out damage
rigged games
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>>570463253
>nigga
infernus
>niggest
KKKalico
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>>570463246
Adding on to this, some of the best counterplay in this game is just to not interact with lane.
Up against Apollo and your lane sucks? Just perma roam for boxes. Assuming Apollo doesn't get fed he will just be useless for the rest of the game.
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Silver is genuinely unplayable now, rework or buffs when?
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>>570463154
all my team mates are niggers does that count
>>570463246
>but even then it can be manageable if you play correctly
lets be real though they don't. they keep forcing fights indefinitely and your shiv ends the game 2-15.
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>>570463579
>all my team mates are niggers does that count
link to your statlocker so i can take a look?
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>>570463439
Sure feels it. Scripted Throw King.
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>>570463348
>>570463676
here https://statlocker.gg/profile/888853854/performance
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>>570464019
I kneel ABL sama... and fuck niggers!
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>>570456197
No it's not, I just had an actual griefer on my team lol. Every rank is a different flavor of misery.
>Emissary
Outright intentional feeding and new installs.
>Archon
Meta abuser one tricks that still don't know how to play the game
>Oracle
People that know how to play but have an ego so high they aren't willing to do the most basic tasks
>Phantom
Boosted accounts that are actually at around Emissary level

I just want to play the game man
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>>570464696
and youre a godgamer that deserves to be at a higher rank despite not winning at shitlow?
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>>570463496
They're reverting the nerfs next patch
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>>570464793
Didn't say that, and thanks for the garden variety response.
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>lose 2
>win 4
>still down 1 rank from where i started
this will never not be funny
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https://files.catbox.moe/ou9q5w.mp3
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>>570465324
Shiiieeet
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Are you guys excited for the deadlock split screen mode exclusive with the gabecube.

https://x.com/legit_dl_leaks/status/2065813285811716455
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>>570466207
i can't wait until project 8 reports on this
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>>570462941
Its not that complicated bro if they have the same items as you, you arent ahead
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>>570466207
>split screen
THEY'RE coming
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>>570466207
>split screen
>for a pc exclusive
>in 2026
>posted by an account called "legit dl leaks pls trust"
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>>570463246
>lane in this game doesn't matter
Only reason this is true is that games last so long they're typically determined on late game scalers unless you're Phantom+.
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name an ability more fun than hookshot
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>>570466648
gaben is bringing comfy coach gaming back with the boys
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>>570466713
Had a game where Bebop kept spamming hooks in lane. He only hit 10% of them but I wanted to slap his clanker ass for having the balls to constantly use it off cooldown.
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>>570466543
niggers like you are pathetic
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I love victor
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why do people hide their names when posting scoreboards here? what are they afraid of? like every time you queue people can see your name in game so why is it so bad here?
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>>570467140
because there are people autistic enough on 4chan to stalk you out of boredom. I still remember d2g.
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>>570464019
F-Forgive me for my foolishness ABL-sama... I did not know it was you... I shall proceed to play donation Rem umtil I demote myself to Initiate like the worthless dog that I am.

And fuck niggers!
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>>570467140
usually redditor newfriends who take the anonymaus legion thing a bit too seriously
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>>570467248
and whats the downside of that?
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>>570467301
>Getting doxxed by some random schizo is actually le fine ok
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>>570467375
how do you get doxxxed by someone knowing your steam name? and what is someone from here gonna do with a dox anyway
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>>570467027
What did that anon do? What made you so upset?
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>>570467496
hes just making shit up stop giving it attention
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>>570467294
based retard schizo
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>Team's Silver does 11k player damage in a 30 minute match
LOL THIS CHARACTER IS FUCKING USELESS!
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Whats the limit for how long I can AFK before getting kicked?
got a couple of niggers on my team throwing and I'm just waiting it out
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>>570467301
People are bored and want to create recurring lolcows within generals. Cropping matchlogs helps avoid that and maintain anonymity because we're in... A site where anonymity is the point.
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>winrate actually increases in non-subhuman elo due to pubshitters switching off
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>>570467140
Im famous
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>>570467569
That's actually pretty high for that hero
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>>570467569
I wish my Silver could do 11k damage.
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>>570467693
okay this i get desu. there are posters like swallow rod in tf2g which the gennie is obsessed with for no reason
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>>570467140
First time I posted my deadlock match, anons posted my profile and nationality in the thread. There's too many schizos and there's 0 disadvantague to hiding your name.
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>>570467558
yeah yeah bucko you do not forgive & forget, hide that steam name!
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>>570467981
he posts here too and will probably be a lolcow if some random autist gets bored enough to start scouring through his games to look for moments. I literally remember some 500 mmr retard called PSG in d2g who would have random ass clips made in his games just to try embarrass him. he was clearly mentally disabled.
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>>570468110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk
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>>570468110
>posted your nationality
heh so you're brown?
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>>570467569
based downplay agent making SSSilver look shit
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>>570467140
because you're schizophrenic.
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>>570468110
>nationality
Literally how would they get that info
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>>570468203
>he posts here too
i know. has posted since the beginning
>I literally remember some 500 mmr retard called PSG in d2g who would have random ass clips made in his games just to try embarrass him.
ive done this in this gennie. there was some guy complaining about feeders in his matches. i did a few webms of his own gameplay like >>506757090. i guess im just mad i cant do this since people hide their names
>>570468565
ye
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>>570467140
post your steam account then
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i feel that someone may have gone a little overboard with the botting of the survey
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>>570468842
>I don't like this information, therefore it's fake
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>>570468842
I don't know any of these nobodies
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Silver players would rather throw the game then just go back to base during laning phase.
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>>570468647
fun fact steam id websites scrape that info if you've EVER had it there and they don't let go of it
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>>570468915
i never said it was fake i think he's using real bots
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>>570468764
https://steamcommunity.com/id/oulero/
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>>570468842
Metro should be top 3. probably #1 or 2. Metro, Deathy, Poshy would be my top 3.
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>>570468842
Where is metro?
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>>570468983
sssilver does 500 damage effortlessly at level 3 she might as well just stay
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>>570468915
>>I don't like this information, therefore it's fake
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>>570469050
>dark souls fanatic
i apologize, i was not aware of your severe mental illness
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>>570469215
Why is he doing the M.Bison pose?
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>>570468983
That's Infernus players, not Silver. I see so many of them run in to tower dive, get nuked to 1%, and then hide instead of trying to get back to heal.
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>>570469134
He's #6 mate
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>Max out bullet and spirit resist on MO KRILL BLYAT
>Buy witchmail
>Run into enemies and press 1 over and over
It feels good man
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>>570467140
because unfortunately a tiny minority of bored schizophrenic dipshits will start harassing you for no reason if you let them get a hold of your profile and they randomly decide to fixate on you
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>>570469141
nta but these silver players will have a max of 10k player damage throughout the whole game and then blame the team every time I have never had a silver player on my team who wasn't a flaming retard
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Why can't victor be real
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I have never seen a useful calico.
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>>570469538
Because you fuck kids
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>>570468496
She was mid before the nerfs, now she's the worst hero in the game.
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>>570468994
Wait, what websites? Something like statlocker?
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>>570469538
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>teammate's build order is absolutely nonsensical
>"Well I guess he is a newbie. No idea why there is a newbie in oracle MMR though"
>check his profile after match
>1000 HOURS IN DEADLOCK
>check his statlocker
>see this
how is this even possible for this guy to still be in fucking oracle matches?
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>>570470183
statlocker isn't real.
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>>570470183
He is clearly metro maxxing you wouldn't get it
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I like stat checks and not thinking give me someone to play
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>>570470751
Victor
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None of the characters I have fun playing are good but it isn't fun losing constantly either
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Who is the best for mindlessly spamming one ability? Kelvin?
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>enemy has a 65k souls victor
>win anyway because they had a silver
lmao silver is so fucking worthless
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All of the characters I have fun playing are good but winning constantly is also fun
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>>570471318
>my mains are Abrams, Billy, Victor and McDykenis
>I toss a coin every game whether I get an easy victory or get raped and do no damage
Frontliners are a scam when the best frontliners are just the carries.
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the Silver nerfs will continue as morale continues to improve.
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>>570467140
People like shallow god literally get cyber stalked by the anons here
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>>570471583
Maybe the reason people are quitting is because they keep nerfing Silver?
If people see that overpowered heroes get a slap on the wrist and overblown heroes that are like high B tier get constantly nerfed to shit they know that this game will never be balanced.
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>>570471840
daily peak has risen. the hemorrhaging has ceased. more nerfs are warranted.
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people are quitting because they haven't given silver her rightful werewolf model that has her insanely puffy cookie jiggling about
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>>570471583
>>570471840
>>570472067
As Silver jobs harder, the game gets closer to salvation... at last I truly see
We need to bring back the days where the casters looked at a Silver first pick like this, then.
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If they revert all the Silver nerfs the player count will recover.
If you want Silver to stay nerfed you want the game to die.
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when are we going to start downplaying seven bros? he just got hit with a MASSIVE nerf and he's never picked in pro matches, but when he is that team loses too. clearly seven is extremely weak and his high wr is a fluke. buff seven!!!
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I have a pillow!
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>>570472836
He's the most downplayed hero in the game
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>it's a "frontliners push way too far up and the backline gets ganked causing the game to snowball" episode
>it's a "frontliners never show up to team fights because DOOD SINNERS UP GOTTA DO EM NOOOOOOW FUCK OUR BLUE WALKER WHO CARES" episode
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I had a dream where if you killed someone with a bridge buff they dropped it like a soul bag that could be claimed.
They will implement this.
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>>570472524
this was the only time I've seen the casters predict something correctly.
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>>570473007
great art. <--(doesn't actually know art so tells you how to feel about this comment)--
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does tankbuster damage on an AoE ability trigger it for everyone hit, or just the main target?
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>>570474486
everyone
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Remove parries, they are cheats.
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Consistently losing as victor rn because my nigger teamates refuse to support me.
They see me at 25k-30k souls above them and they just assume I can solo the whole game.
THEN they have the audacity to blame me when we lose.
DO SOMETHING YOU FAILURES
I ONLY TOOK THE FARM OF ONE SIDELANE
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE BEING THIS FAR BEHIND AND DOING NOTHING!!!!
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>>570467140
it's an anonymous imageboard you retarded nigger
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>>570472836
retards let him free farm instead of raping him off CD.
t. Rapist Player
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>>570472836
seven gun is literally the weakest in game not even kidding
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>>570467140
Its fucking /vg/ and the only people using this site are mentally ill schizophrenics
I'd rather not get stalked or doxxed by some retard who has no better use of his time other than looking for my old usernames via steam scraping sites.
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What orange do you buy on dynamo?
Mystic shot + ballistic enhancement? Or is it not worth it to get the 4.8 spike?
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>>570475259
Based rapist.
I derive so much joy from making m1gger farm drones afraid of their own jungle.
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>>570475259
I'm doing my part!
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>>570475708
>Steals his team's sinners
>Walks up to the enemy carry with a 1k+ bag at half health
>GG go next
I HATE REM PLAYERS SO FUCKING MUCH
EVEN IN ASCENDANT THESE NIGGAS ARE 50/50 AGENTS
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>DESTROY lane with lash
>Seven literally refuses to use his ulti every teamfight
>Nobody else but me deals anywhere NEAR enough damage to win teamfights
>everyone picks fights they 100% can't win EVERY time so every fight is a 6v4
you'd think "closed beta" would weed out the retards without a brain holy fuck.
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>>570475624
recharge rush + anything really
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>>570476026
I usually do the following:
>after lane phase quickly farm as much of the enemy sinners as possible
>if friendly sinners are available, grab half
>roam the jungle looking for people either looking for me or trying to farm as well
>nuke them with the pillow if they are alone
>cash my souls for mystic reverb and head back out to gank more idiots in the jungle
Love me jungle. Usually go 0-2 deaths too for about ~10 or more kills.
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>>570467140
>>570469442
>>570475182
I posted my dota2 shitlow game and got accused of smurfing and being another Anon in divine who is a mentally ill fag. No dox yet but I'm constantly getting singular specs in my shitlow lobbies so I'm paranoids I'm being stalked by some autist.
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>be shiv
>do nothing
>be invincible and unkillable at all times no matter what and no matter how hard I lose lane
what a dogshit character holy fuck
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>>570476349
>>cash my souls for mystic reverb
I FUCKING HATE YOU NIGGER YOU ARE NOT A DAMAGE HERO STOP BUYING DAMAGE
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What is this yellow dot next to Abrams?
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>>570476473
Silver is one of my preferred preys. She's so squishy when not transformed so a couple pillows and a heavy melee rapes.
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>>570476561
his love for you even though you abuse him.
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>>570470183
How can one possibly have a lower win rate on Wraith than Lash/Vindicta?
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Parries shouldn't stun Light Melees
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>>570476561
gun range
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>>570470183
Statlocker ranks are deflated for anyone Oracle or below. If it says you're Emissary, good chance you're probably Oracle in game.
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vindicta would be better if her Q was a stun instead of a root.
It makes no fucking sense why a sniper character who relies on her ulti gets a root where they can just walk behind cover anyways...
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newfag here, is there anything that counters Knockdown? Or am I just supposed to take it like a good little boy when every mother fucker buys this item.
I assume its just this games BKB where it's so good that no matter what people buy it because Valve is shit at balancing items.
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>>570476748
true, they should instantly kill you since only retards light melee parries
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>>570476983
Dispel Magic. Indomitable and Unstoppable if you have money. Reactive Barrier or Debuff Reducer if you're broke.
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>>570476983
dispel magic cleanses it and counterspell too but you need to know the timing to parry it
some heroes can't use items while ulting like seven
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>>570476983
there's like 4 items that hard-counter knockdown you retard
>dispel magic
>counterspell
>unstoppable
>indomitable
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>>570477173
WHY DIDNT YOU LIST DIVINE BARRIER YOU PISSLOW RETARD HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DIPSHIT
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>>570477378
NOOOOOOO I FUCKING FORGOT FUCIK I HAVE TO SUDOKU TO BRING BACK HONOR TO MY FAMILY
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>>570475624
Kinetic dash and blood tribute

Heroic aura also good

>>570476983

It scales off height so you can just crouch twice to dash down and it does nothing. Can also cleanse it en route with divine barrier
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Suka blyat I hold Q ok?
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Threadly reminder that flawless advance is bait, takes way too long
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>>570477696
it takes about 0.4 seconds to deal 500 damage
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>silver players...don't look...
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>>570477748
Wrong
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>>570477819
why did they nerf this dogshit hero lmao
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Silver is hilarious now seriously everytime she has been on the enemy team she's been a free win put suppressor and mystic slow in my build put a little helper on a minion and Silver had to RUN AWAY from a group of four minions because she couldnt kill them SILVER HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM FUCKING MINIONS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>570478107
The hero is so fucking ass, even before the nerfs she was struggling for item slots and now it's even worse
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>>570477819
>named goth mommy lover
why are silver players all gooners, man
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>>570479000
They're legit all tranny furries and they're horrible at the game
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Viscous, Celeste, and Silver nerfs are entirely driven from Eternus players that don't want to adapt so Yoshi decided to hit them with a sledgehammer.

Like who tf was complaining about any of these characters being OP outside of a small handful of idiot streamers? It's not common opinion in the playerbase at all, it's basically just a few loudmouths.
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>>570478551
Listen brother I ran into the maxx ult silver with 30% hp and fed her a reset, she's le op okay you're just a boosted shitter unlike myself (Eternus 7 DAYSHIFT gaymer)
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>>570470183
>don't use statlocker
>don't use QoL Cheat
>don't upload games
>only teammates upload games
>teammates only update your losses
That's how, some characters I'm terrible at and lose a lot on I have inflated stats on because people only uploaded my wins and others have absolute dogshit stats because people only uploaded the losses.
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>players in phantom still don't understand you CANT PUSH THE LAST FUCKING WALKER IN A 6V6 BECUSE THE ENEMY TEAM HAS 25% BUFFS
luckily the enemy team counter-threw by doing the same thing 5 minutes later lel
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>>570479284
Schizocope
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>>570479335
yeah, their team will have good defensive ults and my team will go "let's push blue in a 6v6 we have rejuv" as if that wouldn't just INSTANTLY waste the rejuv
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>>570479335
>CANT PUSH THE LAST FUCKING WALKER IN A 6V6 BECUSE THE ENEMY TEAM HAS 25% BUFFS
Since when? Still wouldn't do that anyway unless we had a massive lead.
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>>570479284
based retard
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>>570479239
Listening to "pros" for balance suggestions is always ALWAYS a mistake and will kill the game in the long run. Pros are a minority that can play around whatever nonsense they deem is OP, the actual playerbase will shrink if what they consider annoying or overpowred stays the same.
>b but pros shouldn't have to play around this dogshit hero they decided it OP
Why not? They're "pros" aren't they? Out of all the players they should have the easiest time countering what's strong, right?
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Yet another loss because of nigger teamates
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>>570479418
>>570479569
>calling anyone retarded when you trust incomplete data sets
So trvvvvvve I'm totally an aimgod that hits 70% of my headshots, it's my teammates keeping me down!
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>>570479335
I've been in the legit same scenario when i was climbing through phantom
>Enemy team has a lash + billy with ult
>Insist that we look for picks and take jungle instead of inting for last walker
>Team ignores me
>Runs into the enemy walker, gets lash ulted + chain gang'd into the walker stomp
>Flames me for not being retarded enough to join them
You can explain the most optimal play patiently and sometimes people just won't listen, GG go next better luck next time
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>>570479556
Walkers provide nearby allied heroes (28m) 15% Bullet and 15% Spirit Resistance.
also the walker lava attack debuffs the attacking by 10% resistance as well

so basically its like taking an unfavored urn fight plus the enemy can hide inside their walker's legs and you can't hit them
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>>570479239
>>570479767
Le pros think Silver is OP because of her bola that cucks movement, that's it. It's literally the only reason she's a pick/ban character in nightshift and why they all say she's S tier
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>IT'S ANOTHER LOST LANE CAUSE RETARDED TEAMMATE DECIDED TO HEAVY MELEE FOR NO REASON EPISODE!
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>>570479821
yeah you've lost it bud
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>>570479813
Something tells me that you were the nigger in the team, anon.
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>>570479930
seekergod here.....i find that if your teammate is feeding (probably playing a BROOLSLOP character like shiv or calico) you should just let the enemies take guardian at 5 minutes. then they leave the lane and go gank other lanes while you can get solo farm, and usually slows down the feeding since its a 3v2 in your teams favor
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>>570480115
mmmnope.
only one with souls and kills
try again nigger
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Remove lane phase it's pointless
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>b-b-but eternus streamers do this!
don't care
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>>570479894
I hate all these hidden stats but I have no idea how they would convey them like they do in dota2 since you can't just click the walker to read this. Unless you told them and they took the fight anyway I don't see how you can get mad at them over that.
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>>570479918
They nerfed the shit out of bola and then killed Silver anyway, these nigger parasite pros keep ruining the game by only picking a select few heroes due to their incestuous echochamber hugbox while actually OP heroes get a slap on the wrist after a month of dominating pubs.
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>>570480440
>hidden
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>>570480273
I had a teammate once called "5 subhumans in my team" or something like that. He died like 7 times in lane. Turns out, he was the subhuman.
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>Teammate has arcane surge and/or kinetic dash
>Never once dash jumps, is likely some L-R faggot that doesn't read items
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pov: your bebop just threw the game
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Remove Bebop from the game, he is a nigger character for niggers
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>>570481571
If I see echo on Bebop, it better be on uppercut.
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>>570481652
>>570481626
also its completely fucked up that bebop is categorized as a tank/frontliner since most just go bomb build and are squishy as fuck, meaning enemy team gets a billy and you have no frontliner
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>did the most hero damage and building damage and healing as a support Paige that only bought utility to buff allies
not much more I can do, sometimes I hate this fucking game
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>>570481775
I had a Bebop on my team with 18 deaths who bought practically every single purple item you can think of. His only green? Trophy collector
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The game should perma ban you if it detects you going bomb bebop
Why would you play around his worst ability you fucking mongoloids
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For me it isn't even 50/50 anymore, it's more like I lose 75% of games.
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>I am so low health that I have a critical portrait, but I am pretty far from the enemy, I could surely escape
>I know what I'll do! I'll hook a full health enemy towards me so I can put a bomb on them for muh stacks! Surely I won't instantly die!
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You guys ready for the EOMM controversy to drop and reduce the playerbase by half for having dogshit matchmaking?
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>>570482132
because its HECKIN EPIC when you bomb someone and they dispel/counterspell/do nothing and have spirit res and it does 25% of their hp they kill you!
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Me? I play bomb bebop and die for stacks because I just like seeing my numbers go up.
If I lose? Lol lmao, I'm listening to music anyway so I'm not really invested to begin with
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Is enduring speed even that worth it? I like the movement speed increase but I have to be honest, rarely does it and the slow reduction actually allow me to get out of bad positions. I'm wondering if just switching to Fortitude for the map mobility would be enough
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Fucking niggers
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>>570482267
I'm eagerly awaiting this schizophrenic cope. it's the only interesting thing in the thread since everything else is about some filthy mutt.
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Make Bebop's uppercut do heavy melee damage and remove the bombs. Boom, hero's fixed
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>>570482487
EOMM is very much real in this game.
Other why else are you getting people who literally have no clue what they're doing in your Ascendant game.
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>>570482327
I like it on short range heroes, or heroes that rely on walking, like Infernus with his dash.
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>>570481080
what kind of retarded comment is this? do you watch their gameplay the whole match? who cares?
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If you use parry you shouldn't be able to jump or dash for 0.5 seconds after it ends. You made a mistake, you should get punished.
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>>570482620
>why else are you getting people who literally have no clue what they're doing
because they're bad?
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>EOMM isn't rea-AAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!
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>>570482620
>why else are you getting people who literally have no clue what they're doing in your Ascendant game
people using bots to fix matches, once your elo gets high enough all your matches are filled with bots, this is like the biggest problem with the game right now and no one is talking about it it's fucking wild
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Add a new item

Explosive parry
If your parry succeeds the enemy hero explodes and instantly dies, if you whiff your parry you explode and instantly die
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>>570482992
Ok but they do need to add unstable concoction to the main mode
Make the feeder tard actually useful for once
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>too hot to wear long sleeves
>can't aim because arm sticks to the desk
fuck.
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>>570482816
they could be slonked out on weed bro! hehe weed is epic!
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Deadlock looks like this?!
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>>570483146
Fat
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>>570483203
remember to say thank you uncle dane for saving deadlock btw
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>>570483213
not even close.
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>>570482710
nta but "its jsut le game brooooo" is no excuse for being a gay retard so fuck off
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>>570482487
>no you see, you just so happened to get a guy who doesn't know you need to secure souls in your phantom lobby!
>It is what it is! They just had a bad game! Nothing to see here
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>ping that I want to run Urn
>pick it up on green and ping yellow
>nigger team pushes the walker and dies while I am running urn

I hate Arcanist so fucking much. I wish I was better at this game to get out of this hell hole.
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>>570483540
just punch the skulls.
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>>570479821
What is sampling for 500?
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>>570479767
>Out of all the players they should have the easiest time countering what's strong, right?
Exactly. They're good at numerical breakdowns but their subjective complaints are extremely biased in favor of their own solo queue stomp fantasy.

I wonder if the developers care too much about post launch tournament play that they're acting way too obsequious to this crowd.
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>>570483460
>has to forge a chart to hide his fattyness
lol
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>>570483578
brool with them so that your team wins the fights.
unless you're way better than the lobby and can get solo kills easily.
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>>570483832
woah woah WOAH WOAH that winrate is far far too high more nerfs to graves more buffs to wraith please
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>>570482327
No it was kind of a psyop since forever because it doesnt actually apply when using stam or airborne which is a surprisingly large amount of the time and increasingly so as you get better, then they nerfed it
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>billy is 0 and 10
>tell him hes diving for no reason (he went to walker by himself with no creep wave and no vision on enemy team while they all just respawned)
>"IM NOT FUCKING DIVING BRO IM NOT DIVING YOU STUPID FUCK THEY ALL JUST APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE ON TOP OF ME THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO OK LOOK AT YOUR K/D BRO YEAH MINE IS BAD BUT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY KILLS EITHER OK IF YOU'RE SO GOOD YOU SHOULD HAVE LIKE 20"
>We win anyways because haze and wraith did nothing but farm all game while billy slammed his head into the enemy over and over and I hard pocketed them as healing rem
>Despite this Billy still manages to finish the game with a k/d of 4/16
What is actually wrong with these people
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Just finished masturbating to victor but I don't feel like playing because Holliday pisses me off and I'll see that annoying bitch every match
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>>570484017
but the skulls are getting punched!
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>>570484376
I can't stop holding down Q ok
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>>570483578
You shouldn't run for urn unless the enemy team has two players down anyway
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>>570483460
>I'm underweight
But I feel fat...
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>>570484494
It's not even the fact that they die over and over for no reason, it's the fact that they die over and over for no reason and then afterwards REFUSE to accept that it is literally nobody's fault but theirs and that they are single handedly losing the game for their entire team by doing this. If they would just respond with my bad guys or some shit like that after getting called out I wouldn't be so dumbfounded but these players always conjure up some delusion about how actually it's not their fault at all that they're 0/10 it's actually YOURS OK CHUD
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>>570484376
people dont like taking advice in this game tell my team to buy metal skin they dont listen there goes the haze ultbot slaughtering them all and while metal skin wouldnt save them it would do SOMETHING warpstone too but they literally cannot stop buying L > R
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>>570484660
You are, starve yourself more.
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>>570484017
You can say this now but she unironically had a 59% winrate like weeks ago lol
Let's not pretend she was in a balanced state, she was the state mandated freelo pick.
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>>570484924
Because people refuse to counter buy properly
It's like that anon said, Graves will be u playable in high ELO because she is the designated noob stomper
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>>570483460
>be 5ft7 manlet
>always a skeleton
>start going to the gym and eating more
>recently hit 85 kilograms
>apparently this means I'm obese despite looking better and feeling better than ever
Wut, I'm not even that bulked up.
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>testing range against Abrams dummy with 4500HP, 18% of both armor types
>make build that easily kills Dummy at 25k souls, with tons of ammo to spare
>in an actual game, same build can't even kill a much weaker target, even when hitting all shots

Why though
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They need to add a fucking forced "Do not put this character on my team for any reason" button that cannot be overridden. I'm tired of having idiots trying to learn Holliday on my team, and they're ALWAYS on my team.
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amazing how valve is capable of capturing the essense of a negro so well in bebop in that he is more niggerish than the actual nigger characters
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>>570485176
because the dummy is at level one with no boons or upgrades or anything?
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Spirit damage is still disgustingly overpowered and there's no good anti spirit damage item in the game.
You can buy every single spirit resist item and still get blown up in a second.
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>>570485105
The problem with the BMI system is it doesn't account for muscle. Lots of bodybuilders with sub10% bodyfat are considered obese according to that system
>>570485182
If only Deadlock had a proper pick/ban system. Nope, you get pure RNG instead
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>>570482816
You don't make it to ascendant without having any game knowledge.
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I hate that all the various mobility nerfs served to make the game less fun. I'm not happier that wall bouncing uses stamina, or that melee cancelling was removed or that I can't turn as well as lash when ground striking. It's all just less fun.
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>>570485280
Bebop was invented by a magical negro that's why
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>>570479894
>fighting under any enemy tower
>unfavored
What game have you been playing? Resistances do nothing to help you, the tower sure isn't going to actually hit any players. You can hit players all the way on the other side and dive under the tower for fucking free. Valve has been consistently making towers worthless when it comes to defense.
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>>570485593
Black people are so smart, not like us whities.
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>>570485176
Probably misunderstanding one of the systems, you dont need a dummy if you know how they work

It all revolves around diminishing returns, if you want max gun dmg you need weap dmg+firerate+armor shred, you gotta know that weapon damage is early game biased and firerate is late game biased, you gotta know that the shop investment gives you weapon damage so you will have some naturally from buying items
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If the game had an actual ban system I'd never see Wraith again and it would be so great
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>cheater on mina haven't missed a single gun shot
Is it even fun to play like that stupid fucking retarded faggot
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>>570485347
Sir your spellbreaker?
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>>570485658
I played a custom game where walkers were actual threats and one person was tweaking out over how it was bad game design or whatever.

People are just being unreasonable. I swear the Drifter's that teleport into the walker, do a whole dance and walk out free while barely using stamina...
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>>570485995
spellbreaker is fucking awful
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>e6 full time "pro"
>buys tankbuster

We are so early
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bros the euroid pros are still playing silver in scrims
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>>570480120
>. then they leave the lane and go gank other lanes while you can get solo farm
never happens in my games, instead they just keep pushing walker with their advantage, get a bigger advantage from taking everything in the lane as I can't leave walker without getting ganked, and then either force another lane to assist causing THAT lane to also snowball against us or the lane I'm in takes walker and just becomes gigastrong
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>>570485963
it's only fun when they make other people mad because they're mentally ill from the lack of parental figures in their life to beat them senseless when doing something bad
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>>570486170
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
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Is anyone here with more than 2k hours in this game?
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>>570486220
I'm watching scrims right now and she hasn't been picked in 2 games straight
Abrahams tried to make a hybrid version of her work apparently, don't know how well it went.
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>>570486329
zamn how to get me a yt boi that looks like this?
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>>570486170
whats wrong with tankbuster on certain heroes?
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Hear me out...

Refresher silver
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>>570486237
Why are you even allowed to play with a vac ban?
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>>570486050
"Waah, it's unfair that I can't dive an enemies objective and get a free kill"
Like, they shouldn't be overpowered by any means, but right now it's like they don't even exist 99% of the time when you need them to.
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>>570486329
>Tattoos
Into the trash it goes
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abrams buffs when?
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THAT'S IT IM BREAKING OUT GUN PAIGE FUCK YOU GUYS IM GONNA THROW WORDS AT NIGGAS AND YOU CANT STOP ME
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>>570486527
why did valve allow third worlders to host cheating bots and invade one of their games for a decade?
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Mina Ha is a pedophile
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I started playing venator after like 200 games in a row of drifter because I really liked the simple gun character, and I am enjoying Venator as well. However, the issue is when I get into 1v1 fights with people, even with decent items at a decent range, even souls and I hold m1 on their body I do like 400 damage while they fucking nuke me with cooldowns and do 900~ damage just holding m1 on me in a few seconds whereas if I was playing drifter, i can comfortably fight and win against people 8k up on me even with low stacks. Is it just my accuracy or what? Or if you dont get to use Venator's cooldowns due to no walls nearby you aren't as effective as other characters who can throw out damage? It just feels like I am permanently doing 1/3 the damage of other characters and it is genuinely miserable.
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Paige is a zoophile
just like me frfr
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>play support geist
>still more damage than anyone in my team
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To the Venator that lost to me today.
Eat my ass you two bit fairy~
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>>570487217
Doing damage as Geist is dishonest because you can inflate your numbers with cross map bombs that the enemy just heals off
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>>570485593
Bebop, can I come over after bro-o-o-o-ool? (After brool)
I can teach you a thing about being co-co-o-o-o-ool ('bout bein' cool)
Did your mom get back from her scrapyard shift? (Scrapyard shift)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip? (Give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little Lash that I used to be
I'm all beefed up now, baby, can't you see?

Bebop's mom has got it goin' on
Bebop's mom has got it goin' on
Bebop's mom has got it goin' on
Bebop's mom has got it goin' on

Bebop, do you remember when I kicked your ass? (Kicked your ass)
Your mom came out wearing a welding ma-a-a-a-ask (Welding mask)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (Way she stared)
And the way she said, "Can you just stay over there" (Stay over there)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since you're just a bot, your mom could use a stud like me!

Bebop's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Bebop, can't you see? You just can't compete with me
I know it might be wrong... but I'm in love with Bebop's mom
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You niggas are gonna find out soon that Spirit Silver has been broken the whole time.
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>>570487217
>support geist
do I want to know?
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Metro will be making an announcement on the current state of deadlock in 2 days.
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>>570487217
>be slightly less retarded than the retards on my team
>perform better than the retards because i am slightly less retarded
hmm
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>>570486971
Ven m1 tends to suck because you are incentivized to stack flat damage with no attack speed due to his skills scaling off that

It just requires a shift in playstyle, if you are not building any attack speed then you should play more around your cooldowns like a pocket or lash. You are lowkey a mage

Alternatively you can get attack speed and just use the skills for utility but you have to remember that they wont do much dmg
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>>570487385
They can't heal shit, I damage them enough before we push
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>>570487449
I got flamed for spirit silver on release week. 2bh it was the weaker variant back then before the nerfs
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I'm convinced there is no hope for my newfriend, guy genuinely has to be retarded or something
>He's played 30 games at this point... with a 16% winrate because he's only ever won 5 games
>Picks random characters to play
>Literally never uses his abilities, only ever shoots his gun
>Forgets to buy items
>Always by far the lowest net worth person on the team
>Feeds his ass off (him dying 20 times is the norm)
>Still ended up getting placed seeker (how the fuck do you get placed initiate if 0/20 feeders get placed above you genuine question)
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>>570486220
They will keep picking her until they give her a passive that causes the team that picks her to instantly lose and the devs will keep nerfing her until she gets that passive because the "pros" keep picking her
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Any good gun Infernus builds?
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>>570487893
he sounds genuinely retarded or like hes never played a moba or a game with abilities before
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>teammate doesn't join our 50 second urn fight so we fight 5v6
>doesn't even pressure enemy walker in return
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>>570486329
Such a fucking dumb whore. Mina has two red gloves but because she want to be 'le unique quirk chungus' she only wears one glove to show her shit tattoo.
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Speaking of which, I just realized that enemies can remove your debuffs so there's no reason to put anything at them, you should support your teammates instead, your buffs can't be removed and they actually work
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Is calico the best champ for just jever fighting and always pushing lanes then running away?
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>>570485379
yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be out damaged by a Paige as a dps carry, and not have any soul lead over your team as the sidelaner.
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>>570485379
>You don't make it to ascendant without having any game knowledge.
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>>570488245
They can remove buffs with curse technically
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>>570485379
>You don't make it to ascendant without having any game knowledge.
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>>570488552
Depends on the Paige build, during the melee urn patch, Paige dragon build was really good, she still is as long as no one looks at her and she can spam AOE dragons
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>>570488407
please dont play this game if you dont want to teamfight.
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>>570488407
No there is like 12 heros better for that at least
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>>570487893
Why is he even playing deadlock if he doesn't engage with most of the mechanics? Maybe he should stick to fifa
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Hi, I'm Shiv, and I'll be on your team today. Don't worry, I'll be solo diving their tower and I'm on the lane against Wraith and McGinnis so I'm sure I'll be feeding lots. You can thank me at the end of the game.
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what does victor add to the game other than boosting barely sentient double digit iq third worlders above oracle, who will instead go 0/25/0 as abrams whenever victor gets banned or picked by someone else
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>>570489107
shiv is the new holliday. worthless ape nigger
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>>570489127
The game needs more frontliners so yoshi turned him into one rather than his base spirit carry design sorry anon.
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>>570488980
why would I be digging up old replays when my current experiences disprove your schizophrenia?
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>>570487893
Wraith is right there
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>>570489327
Why the fuck would you take a screenshot of the stats without the build my man
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>>570488407
Calico is ass dont use her
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what do you guys bind to M4/M5?
I think I want to put Punch/Parry there.
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>>570489527
I use them for the most important active items
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>>570484414
What is this website
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Who is the best leech abuser?
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>>570482992
Core item for Rem Donation Builds
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>>570489652
Inphernoys
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>cheshire cat leak was fake
told you so niggas
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>>570488407
>Is the brooltard character actually the best ratting character?
No, not even close.
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>>570489652
McGinnis
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Did we really need to buff the knockup merchant?
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>>570489527
Crouch for sliding and one of my actives
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>>570487893
Tell him to play street brawl
He can have more fun playing the way he does until he starts understanding more about the game, then he can play normal.
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>>570490083
they havent changed dynamo since last month
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Why does /dlg/ hate tank buster?
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>>570490292
its just 1 retarded seeker
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>>570490292
Only THOSE players hate it and are very vocal about it.
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>>570485593
Why she smiling like a plantation house maid after sunset.
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>>570490292
Envision the scenario

You have tankbuster. Enemy has spirit resilience. You use an ability, KABOOM big damage. Fight continues. Now the enemy is critical hp. His spirit resilience activates. Your current hp modifier does nothing. You die because the enemy spirit ehp doubles and you bought tankbuster
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>>570490258
No the other one
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>>570488220
It looks alright.
t. atto hater
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>Night shift is actually shitlow because they consistently buy tankbuster
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Why are femoids creaming themselves over a dead man???
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Dynamo ult on mid crystal is cheating, should be auto VAC ban.
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>>570490884
I see your appeal to authority and accept your concession
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Damn, I just can't help it, I love going gun ginnis , maxing ult first and buying merc mag and mystic slow. People really underestimate how devastating it is even without pure investment into it.
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I am so fucking tired of russians and I yet again demand they get their own servers.
That is all thank you for your attention on this matter.
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>>570491069
Because he's tall with long black hair kind personality but tough exterior.
If Victor was a manlet he would be the joke character of the community.
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>>570491401
Don't do mid with a Dynamo up then? It'd insane how many times I've seen my team call mid while I'm screaming at them that Dynamo has ult. Every time, he jumps in and they take it. And I'm left saying I told you so.
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>>570491069
legs like tree trunks
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Thoughts on spirit Venator?
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>>570491971
Its shit, honestly not worth even going for the 4.8k
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>>570491889
>Dude just surrender, okay? You don't need to die, just stay in base
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Is leech a good item on mokrill?
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>>570486891
if you're talking about the tf2 bots, do third worlders even have the money to host that many bots for that long?
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>>570491729
Sorry goy, you VVILL play with ze Russoids and you VVILL lose while getting screamed at in orcish
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>>570491971
Its just not good until they make traps have a permanent duration, or make the duration scale REALLY hard with spirit

Trust me, i tried to make it work
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>>570491971
Obviously not optimal, but urn changes made trap maxxing really funny, no one looks for traps in the middle of a chaotic fight and seeing people try to back up only to blow up immediately to a trap is hilarious.
Wish they improved on his t5 trap investment or upped the resist scaling he gains with spirit.
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>"hey guys im going to solo side lane for the souls"
>3 niggermates proceed to rob my sidelane
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>>570491729
>implying it wouldnt be a dota situation were they would just never play on there own servers
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>rem goes opening rounds before guardian ward
is there something I'm missing here why the fuck would you do that?
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>>570492270
scamming little timmy out of their australium and using it to cash out money and bulk buy a bunch of old ass netbooks to run bots on and shove in a turnip shed
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eomm research update: mmr assasins are kept in "obscurus" so they can be seeded into even eternus games
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I like to believe if you keep rage queuing, Valve gives you continuously shittier matches as part of their engagement algorithm.

That 4/11 Pocket could not be a real sentient human.
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are people this stupid in dota or what?
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>>570493156
how is it even possible to be obscurus with over 400 games?
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>>570493486
If you don't play in a long time the game will put you back into obscurus
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>5 minute queue in oracle on a weekend
but yes, tell me about how EOMM doesn't exist, it definitely takes this long to find 11 people within 2-3 ranks of oracle V
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T3 spirit items, sorted by winrate in ascending order

What do you see dlg?

>>570493486
If you stop played for a while you get booted to obscurus
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this general sincerely believes the pros collude to pick silver just to get her nerfed because ?????

utter mental illness
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>>570493864
they should buff the items with <10 pick rate
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The Baroness a year before Doorman..
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>>570493486
playing only street brawl wont give a rank
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>>570494423
i miss the building to the left of the baroness in your image
it was neat
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>>570493864
counter items are meme
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Fourth fucking loss in a row because my team is fucking retarded. Why does it keep giving me people who don't do anything but brool?
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>>570494792
you're not going to get competent teams until release when they overhaul match making and the ranking system for peak numbers
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>>570494423
classic deadlock map when give me 8v8
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>>570457545
Holliday should have been anything other than a 4'2" woman cowgirl larp from fucking indiana of all places
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Dispel magic needs to be disabled for purchase if you're on a hero with a free escape or invulnerability spell (mina/mirage/wraith/infernus/callico etc)
Just dodge the slowing hex projectile with your ability :)
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>protect the urn runner!
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>>570494671
Sort of, you will naturally have a lower winrate when buying a counter because its implied you are behind

The real insight is the worst item thats not a counter
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>>570495841
Sorry but picking up the urn gives me a huge dopamine hit so get to it buddy
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i am kinda interested in the mindset behind russians i had a russian graves who fed the enemy then afk farmed till 25 mins and died went ggs and sold everything and kept on feeding while we were literally winning he legit had 10k damage and 0 obj dmg like by far the worst stats in the game lobby was eternus 1 supposedly like why do they perform bad and blame someone else what is this ego?
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who's a good third que if I'm really enjoying shiv and apollo?
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>>570495841
>The guy who picks the urn up is the guy who died 10 times in lane
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>>570493486
play before ranks were introduced.
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>>570496291
bebop
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>retarded silver players jump ship to other characters
>result
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>>570496291
Yamato
>As tanky as Shiv, but is also Apollo but better
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>>570496291
Abrams
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>>570496643
Bomb Geist is an even worse throw pick than bomb Bebop
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>>570493864
these lil niggas is too strong.
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>>570489425
?
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>>570496274
russians just aren't right in the head
played a 42 min game where we were off to a bad start but made our way back into the game and then in the last 15 minutes when we were in full control they were so damn angry all the way until the end (we still won but they were just angry all the time)
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Increase decay's damage per tick, reduce the duration. There, fixed it.
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>>570496274
gg team noob i throw ok suka?
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>>570497673
the whole point is heal reduction though.
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>>570497768
The point is DECAY. You buy HEALBANE, the BANE OF HEALS for heal reduction.
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>>570489127
he makes me happy
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>>570496274
russoids are low impulse control and have zero mental so they chimp out and quit the instant that something doesn't go their way
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>>570496274
>>570497653
>>570497974
Russians are farming your tournaments
They literally own you
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AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGGHHH
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>>570494586
I'm guess it became one of the bridge buff buildings or what
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It's actually hilarious how blatant the difference is between "normal" games and those that are just supposed to be a loss
people just do their shit, they communicate even if only a little, actually try to play the map properly
then you get a game where people run around like headless chickens farming jungle near green while the entire enemy team is fighting for urn on yellow
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>>570469798
nah the steam id websites. you look up someone it'll show you whatever they had on their name and their nationality even if you've since removed it.
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>>570493864
It's difficult to look at the winrate of those items because it's inherently tied to the heroes who buy it
shit like counterspell or debuff remover are very neutral and can be bought on just about anyone, but Radiant regen? surge? those are hero specific items
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>>570497673
Decay is slept on imo, if you buy it and just use it on cd for dmg its a lot
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>>570469752
>have 23% bullet resist and 19% spirit resist
>silver jumps on me and presses 1 button
>-600 health
>2 seconds later I'm -2500
>I'm supposed to believe this is weak
she's not as dishonest as something like yamato but I think the CD nerf was fair. I wouldn't be opposed to shoving it to a 100s CD and making her able to use it on demand though.
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Radiant regen Haze... think about it...
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>>570498569
>yamato
>dishonest
??
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>>570474486
it charges up your entire ability so anyone that got hit in the same instance of damage gets tank buster applied. it's still a mid item though. like it's honestly so pathetic sometimes you'd almost be better served just buying a decay.
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>>570498661
>hooks you and flies through a wall 30m away
>pssh.. nothing personnel.. kid
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>>570498547
it's a lot of meaningless fluff damage that morons jerk off to when they look at the post-game stats.
using when a fight is actually gonna happen on a target you want to stop healing is meaningful but the amount of times some retarded viscous slaps this shit on my ass when nothing is happening 20 min ingame just for me to heal up 20 seconds late
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Why does decay feel so weak, while spirit vessel in dota feels so strong
They're both % current hp DoT and anti-heal
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>>570498787
*dispels ur magic*
hmpf... nothing personnel, kiddo
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>>570498547
It's really good vs the meta gunners right now because they have bloated HP, if you can catch them with dispel off cd they're good.
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>>570498496
You can sort by hero but this was a tankbusta diss
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Who is the best WM1 leech abuser?
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>>570498898
Getting a lot of spirit res and debuff resist is easier in Deadlock
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>>570498570
im thinkeg...
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>>570498661
>Crossmap teleports next to you through walls with 2-4 charges
>Can be used on enemies or allies
>Gains 40 spirit power
>Rapes half your health
>Ults
>Rapes the other half of your health
>Immune to CC and debuffs throughout all of this
>Automatically wins mid
People keep pretending that she's balanced when she's 50% pickrate and 53% winrate for a reason. Wait until she gets a remodel and watch the pickrate spike to 90%.
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>>570499315
>>Can be used on enemies or allies
The hook can be used on creeps too lol
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>>570499238
That's the thing though basically every single hero in dota has 25% spirit resist baseline. Probably down to health.
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>>570499109
Leech is only good on wraith and hybrid victor
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Damn did everyone stop watching metro because of the accusations? He cant even get 300 viewers now
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>>570499425
>Get Yamato low
>She presses ult and hooks onto her ivy who is flying away
>GONE
NOTHING PERSONNEL
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All I want is team mates that don't int in lane and then force shit fights while having 0 comms. I don't even want guaranteed wins. I just want a chance bros...
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>>570498887
>meaningless fluff damage

But enough about Tankbuster
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>>570499628
Leech is statistically the best item in the game
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>2024 Yamato: dishonest
>2025 Yamato: honest
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>0/10 mo and krill starts ping spamming
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>>570500805
>jumps into a 5v1
>thanks good thanks goo- thanks good jo-thanks
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>>570499745
what accusations
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Im so fucking tired of my nigger teamates losing me games.
3 losses in a row because they refuse to push or make disasterous choices like going midboss while the whole enemy team is alive as soon as it spawns.
Try to communicate with them? muted.
Try to solo a lane as a carry hero? They act like parasites and steal your camps.
Oh hey! our other walker is gone because you wanted to come into MY LANE to ult some guy and NOT kill them.
HOLY FUCK IM DONE WASTING HOURS ON END TRYING TO GET THE THE "COMPETENT" RANKS.
At what rank do I not need to constantly TEACH these niggers how to play a MOBA or that the game their playing in fact ISNT a hero shooter?
>its on you if you lose
Im consistently in a massive lead with the most kills and least deaths.
You cant win games alone.
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>>570500918
hes rumored to be a furry
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>>570501028
You are the only constant
Stop crying and start carrying you fatherless nigger.
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>570501142
>bait
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>>570501081
Everyone's a furry now, that's not an accusation.
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>>570500918
He was grooming on discord allegedly
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>say headed to green because i want to defend it
>for some fucking reason every single fucking guy even though there's NO ONE pushing it and there's only a creep waves leaves every other lane to crowd on it resulting in now another wave getting attacked and destroyed
I swear these are literal fucking bots what the fuck is this shit?
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>>570501028
>Im consistently in a massive lead with the most kills and least deaths.
this just means you play early game stompers and cant close out games lol
probably a spirtinigger
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Is Drifter the worst character in the game currently?
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so now that deadlock is confirmed eos soon what vidya are anons thinking of going back to/checking out next
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>>570501386
Drifter is entirely reliant on the enemy team's IQ if they aren't feeding morons then yes you dont even have to kill him just don't feed him and he's borderline worthless mid game
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Just rework calico
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>>570501349
>assuming the whole games revolves solely on me.
I have 5 other players on my team you know that right?
Show me a game where 1 player and only 1 player won the game solely.
Oh wait, you fucking cant.
kys
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>>570501556
look up metro deadlock smurf he got to phantom 3 winning 34 out of 37 games
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>>570499745
I stopped watching him cause he is annoying as fuck. Plays like a donkey and then blames his team. Thirsting for 19 years olds is based tho.
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>>570501028
>HOLY FUCK IM DONE WASTING HOURS ON END TRYING TO GET THE THE "COMPETENT" RANKS.
I peaked at Oracle 5, people become "competent" but they're unwilling to defend walkers because it hurts their ego instead of not knowing any better. It doesn't get better.
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Lighting scroll is a good item to take on viper unironically
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what rank do I have to be to play on a pro team
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>>570501607
>look up pedophile
No.
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>>570501398
I went back to league for 50 games and wanted to kill myself
People joke about Celeste as mobility creep but at least you can do almost all movement tech on every hero. In league if you don't have a dash or some other broken movement tool then its over.
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we have you now
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>>570501789
how DARE a 21 year old metro talk to a 19 year old CHILD
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> Lose three games in a row due to MMR assassins and bad teamcomp
> Get a game with a Sinclair who starts out by going "Fuck wrong gamemode"
> We also have Vindicta
> I'm positive this is another loss
> We turn it around and win it because their hyperscalers actively avoid fighting until the rest of their team is dead
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>>570501735
Does every game last an agonizing hour?
No?
Then factually it does get better.
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infernus is the best hero because he is fun to spam on.
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>>570501398
a real hero shooter, not this experimental troon humiliation ritual shit
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>>570501976
Games still last long enough that only late scalers have meaningful agency. Dude I've seen like every rank up to Ascendant, I'm telling you Oracle is still a circle of hell.

People know how to play, they don't want to play. It's all fun and games until you hear Ukraine vs Russia in voice chat AGAIN and people start griefing.
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>Get guy who is ultra positive constantly
>Hmm something is up
>When the teamfights start him and his stack just abandon every fight while they chit chat about random shit
>This baits not just me but the haze too
Toxic positivity is a new one.
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>>570494423
Why did this version FEEL bigger?
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>>570502142
>said the smurf terrorizing nigger shitlow lobbies
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I want a unranked mode
Sometimes you just want to run meme shit like Melee, Riposte max apollo without inting people's games.
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>>570502359
Actually im a new player, does he get bad in higher elos and is only a low elo shit stomper?
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>>570502286
So what you're saying is NA lobbies are better
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>>570502342
Cope shitter, learn to play, watch replays and actually start improving
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>>570502491
hes just wraith but worse
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>think gun builds are boring and gay
>finally cave in and try gun paradox
>shredding objectives and heroes like a hot knife through butter
it's still gay as fuck
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>>570502480
STANDARD IS ALREADY UNRANKED WITH THE AMOUNT OF RETARDS THAT PUT IN ZERO EFFORT
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for some reason the yamato was angry at my paradox. it's crazy how this happens in every competitive game where people feel personally slighted at an imagined offence and therefore are morally right to run it down. the moron mina also backed up the yam for some reason and the mina is "pro" or something fucking wankers.
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>>570501398
im playing porn games
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>>570502610
I hope your parents give you more attention so you stop trying to rage bait anons.
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>>570502953
>3 tankbusters
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>>570503227
Your mom gives me plenty of attention if you know what I mean ehehehehh
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>>570502953
can you explain the logic behind your build
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>>570479335
So what should you do if it's 6v6 and you have rejuvs? Force a fight over urn or their jungle or something, then if you get a numbers advantage off that push the walker? I'm shitlow so I'm genuinely asking. People waste rejuvs in this elo and I try to make confident calls but I don't want to make bad ones.
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>>570503437
if you have rejuvs you can do a 6v6 for their walker but good luck getting your entire team together since 1-2 people will be afk jungle farming always
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I actually got so mad I gave myself a headache.
Yoshi better keep his doors locked.
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>>570503367
Not that guy but its mostly standard
>Gun spike into Spirit with health items
Only weird thing is using both enduring and fleetfoot but I can see the logic since victor is so slow.
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Metro says tankbuster is OP
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>>570502509
While NA lobbies are worse at the game they don't intentionally grief, at least not to the same extent. So yes.

EU and Asia lobbies are littered with cheaters and impromptu race wars. When I have an Australian and Indian on the same team I KNOW it's a lost match, they'll be shouting until minute 50. Comms are unusuable, it just sucks.

Anyway, even past this the issue with Oracle is everyone has main character syndrome and they end up reverse engineering Seeker type gameplay. It's like horseshoe theory.
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>>570503367
I just prefer to play victor how he was intended by the lord.
there's no escaping his gun has good dps so the 4.8k is worth it so I buy fleet and escalating res since those benefit the transition into spirit.
in terms of both doing damage and surviving to be a menace the more health you have the more pain batteries you get so radiant is absolutely huge.
after that rapid recharge, range t3 and Eshift.
I'm still working on perfecting the build but I refuse the be a gun whore.
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>>570504163
buy kinetic dash instead of fleetfoot noob
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>>570504163
>not even highest obj on your team
just get close quarters instead of monster rounds then, exact same damage against npcs but also more damage against heroes, + melee resist against calico etc. also fits victor's playstyle perfectly
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>>570504163
if you want to buy gun things, get opening rounds and spirit rend
radiant regen isn't that good when people buy healbane/toxic. it falls off really bad
i really like this build 629760
i personally find hybrid victor a meme... if you want to go spirit go all in on it
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what do i do when i go on a 5 game losing streak? idk what im doing wrong, but i usually do pretty well stats-wise
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>>570491971
Meme build it's funny when it works but if the enemy isn't retarded you're basically worthless.
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>>570505307
Post statlocker.
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>>570505307
flame your teammates, make it THEIR problem so it isnt yours anymore
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>haven't played for exactly a month
>log in today
>Obscurus
Jesus
Elo rot is merciless in this game
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>>570505307
Play a braindead tank carry like victor or warden.
Alternatively play a midgame brooler and try to salvage your other lanes you can't
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Calico's love of her cat is actually quite endearing. She's got a goofy ahh design right now but as a character I think Calico is fine.

Her voice lines talking to Ava are quite cute
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>>570503745
It was when it did max hp dmg
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>>570479335
>THE ENEMY TEAM HAS 25% BUFFS
what
like i agree it's good to create an advantage before making a walker push but what do you mean
are you saying if there's one wallker left a team gets +25% resistance when near it or
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Is fist viscous good now or do I need to play a cubical slave if I want to win?
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>>570504297
Nta but its bad because his windup+ammo too high
>>570505237
Spirit rend sucks
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>>570505307
5 games is literally nothing, could be random chance
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>>570498272
>NO, DON'T FARM, YOU HAVE TO JOIN MY URN SUICIDE MISSION!!
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Metro says to always do urn
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>>570504573
can't really judge how a game goes with someone buying only movespeed items to run it down.

>>570505237
spirit rend is nice but having resists let me be a menace in most games with how many cooldowns I eat and time I waste for the enemy but it is a hard choice.
the 4.8k gun spike is all it takes to have a third of my damage be gun even with defensive gun and speed gun item like I buy and radiant regen accounts for a super high amount of healing it really is underrated imo. healcuts are a problem but when you get to the late game and have to worry about spirit burn or toxic bullets it's not actually a problem only healbane which applies instantly cause you have eshift and if you pop 2 before eshift all debuffs you might have had even long duration ones will fall off.
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>>570507320
Metro also says to fuck teenagers so idk...
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>>570506701
Either make Calico look like this or an actual catgirl and her pickrate will triple.
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>>570507418
That's why he's my goat
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>>570507693
Considering how much Marvel Rivals steals from other games, they should just make Calico look like Storm
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>>570506731
Walkers give +15% bullet/spirit res and the fireballs lower enemy res by 10%
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Calico is still a ass hero and a borderline troll pick, if you made her hot it would only boost her playrate by 10%
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>>570507929
this is actually why it fucking infuriates me when retards feed her in lane and then I get to deal with her on a lead. cause then she just rapes you all game.
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>>570479335
who fucking cares, the more fed team wins anyway
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>>570508029
a fed calico is still f tier and does 0 damage even if she somehow got a 15k lead, seekerbro.
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>>570508362
>check lategame combo with just running in pressing slash arctic bomb silence wave and ult
>5k damage
>this is supposed to be weak
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>>570508637
concession accepted, stay in seeker.
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These guys in your team
Your move?
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They should unironically change her numbers to just make calico a bomb spam champ with some escape options
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>>570508746
Lower game volume, put on a podcast, turn mind off, play on autopilot.
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>>570508746
>check steam profile
>private
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>>570508746
go to base and alt tab
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>>570503767
>Anyway, even past this the issue with Oracle is everyone has main character syndrome and they end up reverse engineering Seeker type gameplay. It's like horseshoe theory.
desu being stuck high arch low oracle is kinda comfy and I don't really see a reason to go any higher. Maybe pre-rankflation but it's not worth the ego's.
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>>570508690
sure
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im eternus btw
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>>570508746
I carry them.
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>Here's your team bro
Three games in a row now someone on my team ends the match with ZERO kills. ZERO!
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>>570509634
>permabrool
>still least damage
incredible
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>free win because enemy team decided to go for midboss while all 6 of us were up
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i buy leech on bomb geist btw
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if you guys hate ranked so much why dont you just get 6 guys from here and climb together?
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5 out of my last 10 games have been me losing on support viscous with lowest souls, but also getting top damage on my team
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>>570509887
>get 5 mentally ill trannies to play with you bro you will have so much fun!
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>>570509784
Arent you always supposed to buy Leech on her?
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>>570509634
>Victor player complaining
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>>570509887
>if you hate rank so much why don't you just play more rank with faggot-niggers?
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>>570509887
why would anyone under eternus want to play with niggas who could potentially be just as bad as the throwers they're complaining about who could then act like it wasn't their fault in this thread?
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>>570509897
spamming splatter from 90 feet away is the exact same shit as bomb geists/paiges statpadding 100k aoe damage with 0 kills
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>>570507170
the point isn't "you have to fight the urn" seeker-kun
the point is that when 6 enemies are fighting in the yellow lane you can take enemy walker for free
farming up and not appearing in fights is fine as long as you actually put some pressure on other parts of the map
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I need her to strangle me
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>>570510027
i mean sure if you have 50k and bought all of the other gun items you need
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>the point isn't "you have to fight the urn"
Metro says fighting for urn is almost always the correct play.
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>>570509634
I fell to Arcanist and I can honestly say that teams feel more balanced there as there are noobs on both sides. The best part is that I get to be the single team carry against another single carry on the enemy team, it's like Chink drama where there are single heroes on both sides while the rest of the army are mindless rabble to be massacred.
Recently I managed to climb back up to Emissary and it's back to braindead retards on your side only while the enemy are all high positive k/d.
I'm glad this is true because now I can really quit and be free of this torture.
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Kelvin is just bomb giest but actually good
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>>570510337
metro is a boosted animal that got tired of getting his shit pushed in in every other game. in time he will get tired of getting his shit pushed in in deadlock and will limp over to the next fotm competitive game. his takes mean nothing even when they line up with the correct one.
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what is the average games won to climb a rank?
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>>570509634
I know video game skills do not directly translate to irl intelligence but there's a correlation in the sense that someone who is smart all around can easily grasp vidya. Similarly someone who can't comprehend basic videogame concepts can reasonably be inferred to be dumb irl

That said I seriously wonder how these people behave irl. Videogames aren't HARD, so if someone is so unintelligent that they just suicide repeatedly and make a match unplayable for everyone you can only guess at how retarded they are when it comes to everything else
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>>570509634
ive won multiple games were enemy drifters were up by 10 kill streak midgame and they throw it all away late game by attempting to solo invade our jungle and get raped
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>>570494423
If theres one change I dont regret, it's the portraits
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>>570509634
How does the shiv have less souls but more kills than drifter of all people?
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>>570510240
Taking a walker is just better farming.
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>>570494423
the game looked prettier
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>>570510337
if the enemy literally full commits to urn letting you take a free walker in return why wouldn't you just take that trade?
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>metro is bad at the game
shitlo detected
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BigChungus420 said Victor is the coolest character
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>>570511165
?????????????? the difference in their souls at that stage of the game is negligible + serrated knives?
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Nerf kelvin
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>Game puts 3 carries on the enemy team (We have none)
>The wraith is a level 1 smurf?/cheater account
my bad mr yoshi I just wanted to have a fun game.
Seriously though how the fuck does the matchmaking system think this is a balanced team.
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>>570510029
>Victor player
anon are you retarded? theres no victor in that match
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>>570510995
>enemy drifters were up by 10 kill streak midgame and they throw it all away late game
h-haha yeah... w-who the fuck does this... definitely not me... haha
>by attempting to solo invade our jungle and get raped
Nevermind what an absolute retard. There is never any need to go to enemy's jungle as Drifter.
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List of heros you can actually get away with solo invading enemy jungle
>calico
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>>570511478
That still doesn't answer why the drifter has nothing but is caught up in soul count.
Probably spent the whole game farming camps and doing nothing with the boons and items.
What a waste.
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>>570511541
>infernus player is a schizo
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>>570508946
>niggers were toxic checking steam profiles because god forbid a player is new
>now those same niggers scream "smurf" when they see a private profile
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>>570511720
you're brown
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Why the fuck does calico have a ability that makes her invisible on the map again?
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>>570511990
>god forbid a player is new
then they shouldn't be in this rank fucktard
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>grind to ascendant
>still get placed in oracle lobbies
bro can this fucking retard yoshi add draft already so that we get semi-normal lobbies? wtf is this shit
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why are queue times so fucking long despite the same amount of people playing TF2?
am I just too good bros?
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>>570511990
new players don't private their profile. only niggers that shit where they eat (actual toxic players) and smurfs private their profile
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For the victorfags which I know we got a few, this is when the build comes together. I even fed my ass off after laning phase. I feel ashamed how badly I enabled this warden.
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>>570511705
Door man?
Just set up doors before hand.
Rem?
Tunnels
Lash?
Press 2, also you kinda spook people away just by comboing them.
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>>570512061
>point out the obvious weak link
>"you're brown"
I'm sorry, were you that drifter?
Damn dude, I guess it's your world and we're just living in it.
Maybe learn to aim or something. Hear there are programs for that.
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>>570512267
i like your crocodile profile pic :)
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>>570512064
what does it matter when 90% of the playerbase never looks at their minimap to begin with?
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>>570512351
didn't read plus you're brown
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Why yes, I WILL dive into a 6v1, do nothing and die and I WILL do this from mid game to late game until we fucking lose
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>>570512593
I accept your concession
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>>570512593
dude, indians and whites are friends bro!
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>>570512427
I do too it's photogenic as hell but it's an alligator.
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im just not gonna int into urn, sorry
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>>570512690
It's really surreal seeing a non-suicidal Billy
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>>570506701
>>570507693
>>570507895
All of these would be great, I'd play her more honestly since she's got a fun playstyle.
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>>570512267
Vic's whole schtick is death maxxxing, and making space though. Also the fuck you gonna do about cage + wall, rush dispell inlane?
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>>570513048
When I did the christmas challenge I think I enjoyed her the most out of the heroes I had never played before.
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>get matched against a 5 stack premade
Strict solo queue when?
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>retarted Kelvin on our team
>spends all his time on yellow farming
>walker destroyed on that lane, still pushing it
>doesnt join urn fights, just keeps pushing yellow
>doesnt join team fights, just keeps pushing yellow
>lose

Lobotomized faggot
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>>570513409
me unga team bunga
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if your shiv lane partner doesn't alt fire boost in the first minute of the game you know its already over
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what even is the point of graves now? shes doing worse than victor post-dispell removal patch
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>>570513517
wtf is thsi real??????????????
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>>570513179
The way I view victor is you want to focus on your build more than counter items so just position and movement to avoid that in lane

he benefits more than most heroes from synergies in items and abilities, becoming exponentially stronger that way which was even more true back when he could reduce aura damage with spirit resist but even now I just L>R on victor.
this also tends to be the case for most carries counter items are overstated desu
not useless just overstated. Like I buy divine barrier if I'm against pocket or I literally can't play the fucking game
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>>570513595
You're not supposed to pick her
Icefrog killed her until further notice.
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>>570512690
I've had enemies AND teamates ream me out for diving into a group of enemies as a hyperfed victor.
Enemies I get since they're mad as fuck but I've had teamates purposefully abandon me because "all you do is dive them bro".
What else am I supposed to do as victor? he's literally braindead easy and guaranteed MVP so long as you're constantly pressing buttons
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>>570513595
I'm pooplow so I still do good on Graves and get people raging at me
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I rented Celeste out for my kid's birthday party and she showed up dressed like a stripper, asked her to leave and she started swearing and kicked my front door when I closed it.

0/10, avoid. Clearly not safe around children
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>>570514346
She's only really infuriating when a graves player remembers she has her 2 ability and actually does area denial.
I've had graves players on my team that only W+M1 because they ran out of skulls.
happened two games ago and I could feel my head palpatating after they proceeded to bitch at a haze they failed to kill all because they forgot to hit 2.
Some players only know how to play pyro and it really shows
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Mina x vampire shotas
name a better duo
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>>570514869
hot
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>>570514869
mina x stray dogs
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>>570514869
Why do the shotas have to be vampires?
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I miss my husband Tails
I miss him a lot
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Incredible stuff happening in the game folks (enemy team btw)
Genuinely not sure how people are even dropping games in arcanist or below, all I did was play a few dozen streetbrawls until I knew the items and hero abilities pretty well and I've been on a 70+% wr tear

>>570513595
According to the websites I just checked she's still top 5 characters in the game by WR. And my anecdotal experience is that her zombie spam is still giga cancer until like 20 minutes in since they're tanky as shit. She falls over after that, but I know asking deadlock players not to get bored and int within the first 10 minutes is hard
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>>570469050
nigga how the fuck do you have 2.5k hours in ds3 that games doesnt even have good build variety
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Is that other stupid faggot cat and rat character real
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>>570515558
People drop games in Arcanist because they have new players who got sent there and people who have tanked because they're trying a new character.
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>>570514283
I dont care what the fuck you do, long as you dont pick fights you cant win.
That shit pisses me off, it's literally no different from ANY moba and retards are still 1v5ing their entire team
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>>570510337
that shit is a trap, and traps are gay.
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>>570515226
adds another layer to the power dynamic but ratty ixian shotas own her too
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The next ixian will be a MOMMY BIG!
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>>570514869
paige x huge doggy studs
>>570515206
based
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At least Silver's still good for one thing...
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>>570517852
Losing my games?
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>McG player typing zz in all chat
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>>570513409
wonder if it was the same kelvin that joined an in-house in this general, dude sounded like a genuine drooling retard and was trying to sound in-character too
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>>570513409
these are the people who ask for a "splitpushing" character in this thread and say they never want to fight
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>>570516240
you should basically always be trading urn for walker until the 3rd one basically.
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>>570512118
>grind to eternus
>get put into eternus 4 lobbies
>they're worse than oracles half the time
convinced this game has a boosting epidemic already. I remember how bitter I was hitting 5600 MMR in dota and realising that's where all the accounts get sold and matches are literally at the mercy of who got the account buying mid player who thinks he's better than everyone at 1k
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Buff graves gun dps and autoaim range already.
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>>570517973
subway ingredeints are ass and they barely give you any of them
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>watching Zerggy play
>an American talks on his team
>he laughs and calls them a burger
Why are EU players so xenophobic
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>>570518747
They should just make her skull summons into a fast zombie that leaps at people, take away auto aim and make it into bebop gun basically and then buff the dps
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vindicta is so much fucking fun bros its unreal
especially when you max her W and now ANY assist immediately refreshes it.
I can stay up in the air basically the entire end game
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>>570518880
americans are so hit or miss on EU servers. they either yap all fucking game with the most dog shit game losing calls or they're great team mates. no in between. I could see why it'd come easy to make fun of them.
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I think graves would be a much more interesting character if you actually had to put some micro effort into directing your ghouls. As it stands, her "summons" are just really slow heat seeking missiles.
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>88620156
This match made me unironicly want to uninstall absolute miser game once laning ended.
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>>570519171
>tfw I see me in this screenshot
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>>570519223
I pray you at least were on the winning team and not the team that collectively just threw off some of the worst unga bunga macro I've ever seen.
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Make Grave's ghouls able to scale heights. Being able to counter two of her abilities because I scaled a pillar is pretty bad ngl. Or make her ult a one minute CD.
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>>570519171
>counter spell
>dispel magic
>indomitable
>ethereal shift
is all of that really needed?
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>>570519030
>they either yap all fucking game with the most dog shit game losing calls
Why do they do this? You know you have an American on your team because they never shut up
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>>570519171
>Dispel counterspell AND indom
>On mina
>No knockdown
>Ricochet when there's only 2 real threats
You made that game way harder on yourself than necessary
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>>570519345
uh...
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>>570519352
That game? Yes. Still lost, it felt like no one on the team was trying to win at all.
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>>570519171
your team doesnt even have a hard caryr lol
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>>570519364
they don't actually understand macro on NA for the most part so they'll make calls to fight things like 40 seconds before mid or something when we have superior ults for contesting. really annoying. you basically have to mute them and talk over them.
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>>570519364
>>570519551
These, seriously watch this >>570519171
match after laning. Not trying to say I deserve to win that but it was a complete clownshow like they all fresh installed. They kept just running into pointless fights all game when enemy team slowly took our walkers and we had none.
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silver be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GVExpdmoDs&list=RD0GVExpdmoDs&start_radio=1

Rem be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oypjVTCDg7k

Grey Talon be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjcV3CYfCsM
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make grave's ghouls able to fly and go through walls
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>>570519728
Sure I'll watch it. I've been wondering what low rank looks like in 2026
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>>570519914
also her ghouls should be able to go through the screen and kill other players in real life
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>>570520009
anything NA is low rank.
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>>570520090
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>>570519728
If this causes you misery. You have to step up and become a shot caller. You need to drill people all game. Every game. If you know a disasters going to happen. Try to avert it. If you see an opportunity. Try to capitalise on it. Look at ultimates and weigh up whether you can take fights confidently. Call when dispels are used and on who so people know they're open to utility. Suggest people buy counter items. "Their team is full spirit we all need spirit resilience". CALL TARGETS. Some people are positioned like shit. Abuse it and focus them. Call your CC on targets. It reinforces this focus. 12/18/24/30m are urns. every 5 minutes there's a buff. Camps up at 2m and 5m. Boxes up at 3m. Announce all of these things in advance so people on your team stay mindful of playing for objectives. I think you can guide these people to victory. But you have to be pretty relentless and non stop. Treat the game like you're playing a voice activated RTS.
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every time I see Victor he's a non-factor. why does he have such a high win rate?
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Supporting my m1gger
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>>570520493
Because the good victors already climbed out of your elo
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>>570520350
It's not worth the energy, I do this with people that will listen but I genuinely do not believe anyone there on my team was trying to win the game.
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>>570520350
>I think you can guide these people to victory. But you have to be pretty relentless and non stop.
Yeah doesn't mean it's worth it.
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>>570520597
supporting your h*lliday you mean
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>>570520618
but I am the top elo.
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Fuck it im dropping calico for wraith
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>>570520597
I think I'll play some Ivy I need a break from being a m1gger.
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How do you actually suck this bad on graves on yamato while WINNING
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>>570521106
>intiate
>still queues Rem
I can't imagine giving up all agency to pray I get the least lobotomised player to carry me.
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does watching my replays improve my aim?
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>>570521224
im seeker 2 but yeah its miserable sometimes lol
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>>570521106
>>570521224
you can hard carry with gun rem in those ranks (assuming enemy doesn't have a smurf on a better carry hero). going support build though... why
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>>570519786
me be like:
https://files.catbox.moe/95ikk1.mp3
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>4 almsost minutes to get into a match
Is NA dead at these hours?
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>>570521758
Yeah, pretty much. the no lifers are asleep and the wagies play like two games before going to bed between eleven and twelve.
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>>570521758
What characters are you trying to play and what prio? It goes almost instantly if you have at least 1 of each role prio'd (tank/gun carry/support or spirit), but if I try to solo prio venator or seven it's 5+ minutes almost every time (arcanist)
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>>570521106
>silver
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>>570502491
he's okay but in this meta being okay means your character is absolute detritus.
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>>570454927
idk why I play this game when it honestly just fucking blows and every update somehow makes the game worse
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>>570519728
>>570519171
Good lord the movement in this rank is bad. Not just you, but damn you waste so much stamina for no reason. Maybe you're just used to always have SM but even with 2 stam you just spam that shit for no reason. You'd be shooting a trooper 5 metres from you then dash up just to keep shooting it

Despite having even souls your team remained behind the whole game. You're pretty guilty of bad macro yourself. At 34 minutes Billy is running urn which would be huge as on the other side of the map your team is also taking a walker, instead of going to urn drop you go to where they already got the walker, giving the enemy urn and letting your team get half wiped. Your team then later gave another urn for free.

I think you should've rotated and invaded more. You had a good early game lead and could've 1v1'd a lot of heroes easily, taking enemy farm and increasing pressure as they have to gather to deal with you. Which would have strangled their farm hungry team a bit more. Also your team never turned kills into objective. Unironically you would've been better off not trying to brawl with your team, instead pushing objectives and winning duels againt defense

You should've recognised your success in lane and used it to snowball and pressure the enemy. Instead you just jerked off on blue and did camps
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>made it into archon IV without a loss streak into emissary V.
Its around the corner somethings fishy i can feel it
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>>570522747
>having even souls
*kills
Kills remained pretty close even while losing, but your team was always 10k souls behind at least
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how strong is vindicta atm?
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I do not think there is any elo hell worse than Asc 5-6.
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>>570523059
i think shes better rn
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>>570523059
unironically really good as long as your team has atleast 1 or 2 lockdown stuns then you just rape from above.
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i have been gone for two weeks how is the king of the hill urn? just as bad?
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>>570523258
imo its in the best state ever rn
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>>570523258
AOE slop. some pros are talking about "taking a break" already
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i hope we get some tuff animations for reaching a new rank. I hope they dont just give you the notification like in dota shit looks ass
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can you skip ranks in this game?
Like go from Seeker 1 to 4 or whatever?
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>>570523059
I feel like vindicta will pretty much never be good since she's not useful for midboss
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>>570512690
This except change lose to win because this braindead retard hero can go 0-15 and still be impactful by holding W+M1 and mashing buttons
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>>570523589
thats Shiv bro
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>>570523546
If you do particularly well (I think it's a certain % over the 2nd place person in each category) the game will smurf detect you and boost you two subranks or so.
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>>570523546
yeah, if you go on a win streak and dominate lobbies you'll skip brackets entirely. When I was new and placed initiate 2 I learned about farming and lanes and rocketed into emissary after rolling game after game. Skipped right through the bluegreen ranks
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>>570523725
>>570523865
alright cool, cause im at the point where 1 win = 1 rank up and even though I dont really give a fuck dominating lobbies is a little boring
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>>570523865
>When I was new and placed initiate 2 I learned about farming and lanes and rocketed into emissary after rolling game after game
when was this, by chance?
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I wish I could play normal deadlock but there's seriously too much shit to keep track of in the normal gamemode and the balance around that gamemode seems to more or less prioritize dumbass top players that are only interested in themselves, a competitive scene that barely exists for an unfinished game, and a youtuber or two who thinks they have a good idea (they don't).
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>>570524156
2 days ago
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>>570524156
march-april, started playing just a few months ago. i have thousands of hours in shooters but 0 in mobas
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What two heroes should I queue with in order to ensure I get Rem?
I don't care if I gotta wait.
I need a calm support game with my favorite shota
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>hit a 6 man Lash ult
>lose the team fight
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>>570524378
because your shit ass ulti displaces and disorients EVERYONE.
Im focusing 1 nigga and you fucking launch them across the map to do some retarded gay shit.
No wonder you lose bro.
Pick the best carry and ulti them only, not the whole team.
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I literally do not get why people are so obsessed with urn and doing urn fights that lose the game YOU GET BASICALLY NOTHING FOR DOING IT PLEASE STOP DOING IT
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>>570524268
damn nice climb, asked because in jan-feb the devs were fucking with the ranks which caused low ranks to jump up multiple brackets. i've never heard of anyone skipping brackets outside of those january ranking "fixes"
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>>570524565
Had some retard argue with me about getting urn at 50k souls.
Like what do you need to buy that you don't already have nigga?
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>>570524346
i have rem double prio then ivy and victor (no prio for both)
i get rem 9/10 times, the one time i dont its vic
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>>570524813
thanks fren.
You will be visited by good dreams tonight
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>>570523085
Oracle.
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>>570524504
Please let me have this. It was such a cool play.
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>somebody ints their brains out
>check profile
>seven OTP who didn't get their main
every time
"most honest character" yeah fucking right
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Is it too greedy to get cultist sacrifice on a support?
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>>570525453
aren't there better options? unless you're an ivy that has nothing else to do except shoot
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>>570525452
>60 winrate with sub 2 kda
what
does he have a stack boosting him?
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What do you do in a matchup like this?
As a Sinclair I think I'm very dependent on team, especially frontliners.
Shiv was a giga braindead faggot this game, and we 4 paper thin "carries".
Should I have just bit the bullet and built full HP colossus bullshit and became frontliner for the team?
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>>570524961
but hes smoking crack
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>sneedbop the robonigger pulls seven into the middle of our team when we're all low and trying to retreat
>he immediately pops unstop and ults
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>>570525856
He's aware of his problem and the crippling soul debt as a result.
Just remember that when you ask yourself where your sinners went
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>>570526026
>REEEEM DID YOU STEAL MY SINNERS AGAIN TO FUND YOUR CRACK HABIT?!!!
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Archmother > Hidden King
maybe the faggot king would get more followers if he wasnt so fucking scary looking
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>>570525704
>vindicta, haze and ultbot seven
get refresher, tcd and superior duration and spam infernus and lash ults into seven&haze ults with vindicta finishing them off
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>>570526026
rem must be rich to afford crack, its all fent and meth these days
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>>570526195
his theme mogs archmother's though
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still weird to me that this game was made by the same people as Portal, TF2, and HL2...
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honest thoughts on rem?
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>>570526458
should be played by cute girls ONLY
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>>570526195
hes a trve working class Patron God legend. Bourgeois Archmother will get destroyed by the proletarian soul
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>silver on enemy team
>free win
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
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>>570526458
>>570526506
I boosted my duo up to phantom
She only plays Rem and Paige
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>>570525453
Honestly cult sac is pure shit I wish no one on my team bought it in any situation on any character I really believe this item to be hot and steamy.
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What's the reason behind nerfing silver so hard? She's like mid tier at most.
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>>570526458
i would love to choke on his 2f long cock
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>>570526715
It falls into the same trap as buying trophy collector for the souls
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should I ragequit this street brawl match that im about to lose for the fifth time in a row?
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>>570526752
she can 1v3 while being 10k souls behind
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>>570521758
I've had 4 minute queues since I reached Ascendant. they're faster if you queue brawlers though.
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>>570526506
>girl
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>>570526754
Mina...
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Mystery Niggas in my games bro.
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>>570526849
If three retards stand still while shooting and not using abilities then maybe.
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>>570526752
because it increases player retention.
the nerfs will continue as morale continues to improve.
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>40 minute game
>have to shit
>no pauses left
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>>570526752
They want to kill the game, every Silver nerf causes more people to leave
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>>570527498
>morale improves
What fucking morale this game is in a shit state every time they do anything now
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>silver ult literally called trans formation
lol sweet baby inc slop
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Do I drop a deuce or load up a SB and try to finish it before I finish myself
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>>570526754
Canon
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>>570527295
wtf i touched the stove and i burnt my hand? how is that fair
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>>570527821
I'm having fun. sounds like it sucks to be you.
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>>570526754
thats a kid you sicko
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flopping tranny wokeslop deadcock
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>>570528745
You fucking called?
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Lots of faggots in this thread...
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>>570529002
Have you seen Rem's cock?
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>>570529002
ugh, so many gay boys ugh i can't stop thinking about all these fags and their cocks in my threat
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>>570529179
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>>570527512
Maybe you should stop telling your team to pause for bm and use it for its actual purpose



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