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post buono
Kill all gold kkklan posters Disgusting fucking cheating family
Digitan LOVE
Goldshi game Goldshi life
>>570556839
I only have two images of Stego saved and this is one of them
>>570557035Staygoldtranny probably loves this shit
Me when danchou tells me to do my MANT runs
>>570556839>The only race Meisho Tabaru won since the Takarazuka Kinen was the Takarazuka Kinen
>>570557067I don't understand how a girl can want to become a man
>>570557093based honse
>>570557078You should run for the danchou that runs for you
>>570557093Problem?
>>570557035very sus of you
>>570557203Revenge for the Osaka Hai
>>570557203>they were the only G1s he woni know who i'm voting next year
>>570557078>his danchou doesn't give him sloppy blowjobs for every TB runs you finish
>>570557203Would be funny if Tabaru will also cuck the next triple crown attempt
>>570557174
>>570557158if you did you're probably a tranny yourself
>>570557078Sweepy in Juvenile Fillies...
>>570557352
does anyone have that picture of daiwa wearing still's hood
>>570557203>Mainichi Hai>Kobe Shinbun Hai>Takarazuka KinenHe is a Hanshin merchant indeed
>>570557203based villain
I desperately need the stay gold line to die out instead of being a fucking nuisance. First Star Anise gets fucked and now the first fucking spring triple gets cucked, and for what? Some loser horse with shit genes who can't win for shit? Fuck outta here, Croix deserved better.
>went to bed way too late>wake up >meisho tabaru wonfuck yeah
>wake up>Croix lost>consider suicide
>>570557442Uh oh melty
>>570557158Women can’t handle being a man.
>>570557442Croix needs to learn how to run in the rain
>>570557534Did you bet?
>>570557326If Tabaru wins the Arc, he will likely retire this year since Tabaru is already 5 years old
>lose with 1.1 odds
>>570557582not with money but my dignity
>>570557442It’s not exaggeration to say Gold Clan is the face of the IP
>>570557442>First Star Anise gets fuckedanon? she would not have won regardless
>>570557621it actually crashed hard and Tabaru's odds shot up in the handful of minutes between the start of the rain and the start of the race
>>570557442>the gods themselves opened the skies and drenched the field to prevent YOUR HORSE SPECIFICALLY from winningAt some point you have to pick your battles and I think with all the coincidences lining up as they have you should stop where you are
>>570557621It went down to 2.4 and then 2.5 when it started raining
>>570557612>If Tabaru wins the Arcgood thing he won't>502(+2)
I have exactly 5 Fuji drops leftwhat is the optimal difficulty for 5 drops?
>>570557442Kwab deserved nothing, learn to run in rain if you don't want to get cucked
>>570557621final odds were 2.5
>>570557442It's really interesting to see sportsniggerball fans get into KeibaThey're repeating the same lines all the time and say the same things over and over again.You only deserve a spring tripple crown by winning a spring tripple crown, should have ran better. Meisho Tabaru defended his title.
>>570557442bruh calm down, those are just horses running
>>570557612The shitter could barely beat a rain nerfed KWAB what makes you think he can win L'Arc
>Orders Tabaru to drop the jockey known as T.M. Opera O and force him to retire>Pays french druids to summon a localised storm to fuck with CDNWhat's the next part of his master plan?
>>570557778these are potential umas we are talking about
>>570557442stay raped
>>570557750Lemaire is straight up a shit jockey who got carried by the horses for most of his wins how is he popular
>>5705577255 so that you also get as many cane rewards as possible. Every difficulty is easy if you're playing in Trackblazer and running few races like a sensible person.
>>570557885CDN will 100% be umafied. Tabaru too. More of a question of when
what does doto think of tabaru being the cooler Meisho?
>>570557885these are living animals first and foremost, and one of them just died
>>570557869>What's the next part of his master plan?the fuck are you talking about meisho doto has nothing to do with anything anymore, he's an old fag waiting to die at this point. If my post ends in 4 he dies this month.
>>5705579717 and you die this year
>early game Scholar's Hat>buy it>this happens in the next G1 race
>>570557869Fuck I was retarded it was Meisho Soten.
>>570558009it would seem both meisho doto and I will live longer than either of us would like.
>>570557937>CDN will 100% be umafiedIs it possible to install JP and global uma on the same PC? I need Croix.
AND STILLLLLLLLL
>>570557885nta but what does that have to do with anything?
>>570558061
https://umapyoi.net/news/3272cum boucket d'or is REAL
>>570558061You can't post that
>>570558074You need a VPN for JP Uma
>>570557941nothing because there already is a better Meisho
>>570558061That’s your daughter coded trainee friend
>>570557941ALL PART OF THE UMAPLAN
>>570558061This is also training
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (13/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
Guys let me stop your argument for a secondI just wanted to announce that I love Taiki Shuttle and I will be marrying her in the future
>>570558061Urara is for hugs not fugs...
>>570558092>3*huh, I expected her to be next half-anni 2*>>570558074Hold your horses, we don't even have Equinox, there is like 3 Anni worth of horses in the queue before 2025 classic gen
>>570558246I watched the second chapter of the event story earlier and she was super cute in it.
>>570557971Doto, the villain wants you to think he is a decreipt old man, but he is an evil mastermind.
Every time I see Rulership I feel the urge to cross the line with incestuous oyakodon
>>570558061Ulala has been addicted to this as soon as she discovered umapyoi from that villain Rice.
>>570558246>I will be marrying her in the futureShe wouldn't marry someone like you.
>>570558268if sounds of earth is a 3 anyone can
>>570558271Nobody here reads the stories
>>570558268>Hold your horses
>>570558324Suzuka would do the same with her trainer
>>570558246Your wife is impossibly hot.
>>570558378proofs?
>>570558321I mean there is barely a reason to play the game besides career stories. I agree that event stories mostly suck or are just ok tho
>>570557971
>>570558061Chowa
Doto is the only horse I want to die
>>570558420The event stories are silly fluff but the characters are still cute in them, and that makes them worth reading/watching.
>>570558430what is old man doto's problem
>>570558420i liked this current summer camping story
>>570558430this is deeply sad to me. All his friends are gone. Anyone who meant something in his era is gone, all he has left is his hate for someone who he thinks was once his foe. He's got nothing left aside from that and his cat. It makes me rethink wanting to grow old.
How mandatory is throne for the sprint CM Leo Cup? I am deciding between base or wedding fine motion, base fine motion is better in every way, but wedding fine mo has Neck & Neck. I could run base fine mo and borrow power daiwa scarlet, but then I can't borrow throne
so when do the release the breeding scenario?
>>570558271The CUTEST>>570558310Meanie>>570558396And she knows it
>>570558673>>>570558310 (You)>Meanieyou call me mean but you don't claim I'm wrong.
>>570558598I want to grow old so I can be like those keiba ojisan and watch as great grandson of Tabaru cucks some other horse at Takarazuka
If a dog loves you, then Taiki will marry you(and you aren't a chud)
>>570558809>(and you aren't a chud)go look up the type of people into competitive shooting and get back to us, lmao
>>570558430Opera O HATE
>>570558430So he really do remember TM Opera O, and that light bite was cute
>>570558321Careers and CMs are a way to keep people playing the game between stories, not the other way around.
>>570558612You should be borrowing Guts Bakushin instead.
>>570558784I'm listening...
>>570558598Dunno, just seems like a horse doing horse stuff to me
>>570558897
>>570558740I'm just simply ignoring your boring statement since you are just here to be a mean turd and I am not here to argue with you. This is the last time I reply to (You)
>>570558912I think we have forgotten what made this game special in the first place.
>>570558408
aw man. poor horse
>>570559040Toreina was raped on the blistering Summer of 2018...
>>570559085
>>570559131How do you even win a lawsuit against an Uma?
>>570559040Erotic...
>>570556839>Max cutoff for this week could be 25200 If playercount continues to massively fall, Im worried about the future of this game.
>>570559224have you never played a live service game beforego back to /#/
>>570559085He was only 4YO too and a G2 winner...
Swiss DAHBY horses in 20min
>>570559040Smug uma...
>>570559224GL will save us and anniversary will be cygenerous
>>570559224Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
run took 4 hours since I kept getting distracted and doing other stuffapparently I would literally rather do my dishes than do my MANT runsit's like being in college again with a paper due on monday
>>570559280My other live service game im currently playing actually has increased playercount since its debut, not losing their playerbase by 40% in the 1st year of debut.Do you guys think they will give Global actual 1st year anniversary some freebies to stimulate the game?
>>570559224Yeah, there's still a very significant chance that they'll keep the game going in spite of the harm it does to all of us. All we can do is watch the numbers continue to fall, and hope for our freedom...
>>570559224Don't you have a steam charts thread to be posting on?
>>570559418MANT fucked everything up. I've been going back to URA and it's prime comfy.
>>570559418I feel the burnout myself. I was doing 5 runs a day for the last month and now I'm at 2. Gonna take it easy for the rest of this scenario. I was able to go full tilt on it for a very long time, with TV shows playing on my second monitor, but now I'm down to doing parent runs and once I've got a really good dirt parent or two even that will be boring. Grand Live cant come soon enough.
Remember when Christmas came and went without any holiday gibs
Croix du Fraud
>>570559509Child.
>>570559509sex with JS OLs
>>570559475no?
>>570559552Meisho Tabaru is a shit horse who just got lucky
>>570559418Im just doing G1 only parent runs on MANT since I can use clocks there so the process is quite fast like 30 minutes than the usual 45 mins>>570559394But what about next week I think which is Global's actual 1st year anniversary
>>570559475if you actually knew what you were posting about every day or two then you'd know 60% retention after a year is incredibly good
>Tabaru vs Croix is global's Kita vs Dura
Who should breed Curren next?
>>570559694I have no clue since I only play 2 gacha, unlike you guys who probably had like 5 already. Im just worried since we still have like 5 more weeks of MANT weeks where we could end up like 22k which is going over 50% playerloss before the start of Grand Live
>>570559418I don’t even do a full run a day anymore. I start building my aces 7 days prior to the deadline and my only objective is to get to the a finals, MANT is boring
Tabaru is based for cucking that crown
Funny thing is that the rain only poured at Hanshin specifically, started before Takarazuka Kinen and subsided right after Takarazuka lol. It really was Divine Intervention.
Race was rigged as fuck by Uma. Why else would they put the fucking loser who never won a domestic G1 in the art for this race who just so happens to be the shit horse's grandad
>>570559619>"g-guys, Golshi spawn j-just got lucky TWICE in Takarazuka Kinen"
>>570559864Of all the mean-spirited things Rice would DEFINITELY say that have been posted in these threads, this is the one she would say the absolute most.
>Tries to sugar mommy for Torena buying him an outfit>Her card is declined because of no funds>Gives me charming insteadI love her
ONLY 2 MORE CMS UNTIL MANT ENDS
>reddit ship wonthis is the worst timeline
>>570559947TF YOU MEAN ONLYYOU MEAN STILL
>>570559418I cried that episode
>>570559960More like gold slop
>>570559947I'm gonna need to make sprint parents in MANT...
>>570559947AND THEN ONLY ANOTHER 6 UNTIL YOU CAN STOP RUNNING MANT FOREVER
>>570560008Just do it in Trackblazer instead. It'll be easier
>>570559960Sorry bro the Japanese gods agreed that this is the best timeline and even summoned a rainstorm at the exact moment of the race to KWAB him
>>570559947>>570559981So how many more Trackblazer days do we have to play after the final CM has concluded? The wait between Unity and Trackblazer was brutal.
Lovcen and Finger bwos, how are we feeling?
>>570560024i'll just skip GL too
https://youtu.be/5qU_pHgVWno?si=m-sYTFdEcWdAL-s2&t=266
>>570560116our dirt HERO finger is too powerful to be stopped
>>570559960a G1 is a G1
>>570560126The best thing they can do for GL is to bring the affinity changes forward
>>570560116I believe in Finger, for he is shining
>>570560116LOVCEN WILL DELIVER WE HAVE DOUBTED HIM ALREADY BEFORE
>>570560116I believe in Lovcen
>>570559883This is such a shit semen slurping hobby. Every single race is just faggots discussing the ground conditions. >If it didn't rain then my horse would have won>if the turf was a bit softer my horse would have won>My horse lost? Because it rained 2 weeks ago>Your horse won? He's a firm conditions merchant>Send my horse to participate in this extremely prestigious race? nah, weather forecast is rainy, let's scratch himThese retards talk about the weather more than actual horse racing
>>570560089https://UmaCaratCalculator.comUnder timeline you can see how many days until 2nd anniversary, where we will get Big Concert.
Oh, I'll make her Iku with my Dictus alright
>>570560024I never farmed parents seriously and will certainly not start now in MANT
>>570560116
>>570560247Her umanko game must be insane
Here is your Takarazuka Champion>>570560116Lovcen has the buff of being from an ultra unpopular sire (World Premiere only had 25 foals in his first Crop including Lovcen)
>>570560240I'm not making a Jewgle account just to see a timeline you fucking
I fucked up in a way that is forever immortalizedUma Musume Pretty Derby
>>570560237Just have a horse that's good in rain lmao
>>570560414Bwo...
>>570560145>drastically slows down in the final sprinttabaru bros our stam....
i have not won a single mant CM
Kitasan lineage will outlast any Staygold child lineage because he's just a better parent
>>570560237at the end of the day this "sport" is still gambling
>>570560394the other anon is retarded, use https://uma.moe/timeline. Schedule changes every once in a while (it adjusts depending on the current pace I assume)
do you guys skip rival races for 39-40 stat trainings total or just 39-40 on speed for example?????
>>570560431that's literally the gold clan special
Aiiiiieee what are these stallions doing in my tiara tour
>>570560145>skies clear up right when he winsYou could tell the universe really wanted Tabaru to win
>>570560505If Tabaru really want that Arc trophy he better start learning Late Surging or End Closing like his dad. Front Running in bogland for 2400m is basically suicide (see Croix last year) This is why I said Juryoku Pierrot has the best chance to win the Arc than
>Takarazuka Kinen is the BLAZING HOT summer race>rains
This guy is really seething, maybe he was one of those that bet like 10+ mil on Croix?
>>570560573Gold Ship alone has close to 1k offspring.
>>570560718never spent a summer in the tropics?
>>57056058644 speed is my rule of thumb, if I train every 39-40 speed I might end up low on skill points at the end of the run
>>570560727Doesn't mean shit if they're not breeding because they're shitter horses
>plays MANT at max difficulty LV5>wins every races without any problems>plays MANT normaly with no difficulty added by Fuji Event>loses many times
>>570560563Same here. Only 2 chances left...
>>570558991hot...
>>570560573>kitafraud's children are all frauds as wellKek, all those fancy G1s (lol) yet they still couldn't win when it matters
>uma be like
>CM is in a week>still haven't started making any acesHonestly I don't even feel like making one or participating
>>570560563I've only won a few open leagues
>>570560718>Blazing heat evaporates seawater>Water becomes cloud>Coulds become rainI don't see any problem here.
Night Session (German invader), a grey, dam Night of Love won SA SWISS DAAAAHBBBYYYY as a front runner!
>>570560828hoping for a cingray s2 announcement during the concert this week
I made this
>>570560683They're idiots if they really do send him to Arc. He's a front runner and just doesn't have the stamina.
>>570560237Calandaganbros our response?????
>>570560924Upvoted
>>570560808this is my least favourite tabaru design
Brian
>>570560789Worst part is that I play everyday and put effort in every CM and even whaled
>Doto relegated to the 3rd best MeishoIt's over...... Samson and Tabaru are just too superior....
>>570561013How much
the guy seething because Croix du Fraud lost might be the same guy who started spamming random letters with images to reach file limit when we got split threads, it gives the same autistic screeching vibe
>>570560945Teach him to End like papa
>>570561145I don't like his screeching too but I think that is a crazy line of thoughtplease be true it would be funny
It is official now that I got the approval of her parentsI WILL MARRY TAIKI SHUTTLE
>>570560945Pool training with stacked stamina cards all summer camp long. Easy
>>570561145I find the extreme seethe over Tabaru winning really funny
>>570561237>7Shiraoki-sama approves
>>570561237Taiki a cute
>>570561106Doto was a consistent monster. He's still almost double Tabaru's earnings and Tabaru is extremely inconsistent.Doto10 Wins /27 Starts [27-10-8-2]Tabaru5 Wins /14 Starts [14-5-1-0]
>>570560116Bereshit will not disappoint mama anymore. Just let Lememe mount him.
I'm saved for another 2 MANT runs.
>>570560116Finger must win simply for the possibility of seeing a Finger umamusume by 2028
>>570561145honestly this makes a lot of sense now that you mention it
>>570560857I'm just sitting this one outCan't even do parent runs anymore because my fav borrow parent got changed into a trash one
>>570560857I'm recycling Aires and just making the sprint ones so that I can coast for the next 6 weeks
>>570561396>Taking her husband off of their sonChrono wouldn't
People pretending Tabaru isn't trash just because he beat Croix by bullshit means is laughable. No fucked up turf and Tabaru gets dog walked just like in Osaka Hai
>>570561468Thats my plan too, except I remake my Ogurin with just 3 heals
>Rice>Suzuka>now UniverseWhy do horses die at the Takarakuza Kinen?
>>570561389Doto would be dominating if weren't for TM Opera OTM OPERA O HATE
>>570561597>Suzukawrong race
>>570561131Let's just say I piggied, not whaled. Just clearing all discounted carat packs
>>570561604don't forget...
>>570561426Did you fail at math?
>>570561237I bet this is so normal in the umamusume world
>>570561663me on the left corner
>>570561663Me on the top left
>>570561468My Ass Wonder for Aries is actually pretty good for this track, I might just reuse if I can't make better aces
>>570561597dumb
As musume i bet Tabaru and CDN will be paired like Rice and Bourbon are
>>570561525No horseshoe malfunction to save Croix du Fraud this time
>redditshower
>>570561691>>570561693Digitanhive
suzuka has been around since the beginning and now cygey is astroturf her into a pair with fucking stegosoulless slop
>Tabaru is trash>Tabaru beat Croix>Croix < TrashIt's funny when someone tries to bring down their favorite's opponent and inevitably brings down their favorite too, lol
>>570561663When will Digitan get her Hype and Aura moments animated? Being the first one to end TM Opera would make for a great scene.
>Danon Decile did NOT win
seething
>>570561754you would understand the art if you weren’t a secondary
>>570561730nah, Croix has his genmates
who won the race?
>>570561898Goldshi
>>570561773No bro you don't get it, it d-doesn't count because muh rain shamans
>>570561898Regaleira
>>570561898/uma/ lost/v/ma won
>>570561802? Opera's streak was cut in a G2 and his first G1 loss post-undefeated streak was to Doto. Agnes and Jungle Pocket losses came afterwards in the autumn.
>>570561830He is busy farming 3rd places lol
>>570560718Ackshually, in the last 6 years, it's always raining during Takarazuka, or atleast before Takarazuka. This year's Zuka is maybe even more muddy than 2024 Takarazuka Kinen where Blow The Horn won and Do Deuce jobbed so hard that made Yutaka Take cry. https://youtu.be/gN4Com1gBGAChrono Genesis also won Zuka under rain.
>>570561754they astroturfed the relationship with Spe and Suzuka
>>570562014There is another..
>>570562036Are you telling me that Croix is actually just a fraud
>>570562014Another Dahby winner curse
Suzuka should have just hung out with the rest of the class of 97. Makes more sense than the artifical Special Week connection
Okay but I really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>570562014The curse of Neicha...
>>570561754stop watching so much porn, your brain is melting away
>>570562207STEGO CUTE
>create an identical clone of mihono bourbon down to having groundwork and concentration in the kit and having the exact same fucking unique>except this time the unique is a trash inheritwhats the pointwhats the fucking point
>>570562204But she hangs out with Taiki and Fuku all the time
>>570562335>whats the point>whats the fucking pointShe looks cuteand sex
>>570562340Yeah, but I meant in the anime
>Actually complete all of Fuku's card event>Win 40% off stuff like prepared to pass, head on, and Triple 7s>Win FineMo agemasen>Win max discount from Kitasan Prof of Curvs>Find Anshinzawa and get Charming from herRNG is seeded it's SEEDED Why is this just a URA event run FUCK
I'm being blackmailed...
>>570562394in the anime she hangs out with spicaman
>yesterday I got 2 events I never got before in MANT>now I got this new oneMaybe I will be able to complete all MANT scenario events before GL
>>570562459Should have been air groove, fuku and taiki
I can tell you are falseflagging
>staygoldnigger is a yurifaggot Of course. Cancerous tranny.
>>570562528>>570562532duality of men
>>570562323>>570562449For reference it's a joke because Stego is small but everyone sees this as the titanic.
>>570562340Season 1 of the anime wouldve been better served if it was a direct adaptation of both Fuku and Suzukas stories. Fuku and Suzuka raced together. Fuku won a race over Suzu in spectacular fashion. Fuku has a real plotline about her older sister, and could be used to lightly introduce some of umas supernatural elements in a diagetic way. Special Week was a terrible choice to have as your main character and to force her into a story she's not a part of. And it's not like cygames didn't have access to Fuku in season 1. It's just incredibly odd.
>>570562607>everyoneonly mentally ill people
>>570562335I almost said because golden Groundwork from the paid Bobo card is mandatory for front runners, but Bobo can't run herself as a card, but it's actually released before paid Bobo wit, so idk.
Don't know why people think it's a ship thing when it's been established that Stego and the rest of her class are rivals/friends.
>>570562152No, it's just that Takarazuka kinen is usually won not by the strongest horse of the generation due to it's nature. There are exceptions of course like Orfevre.
>>570558598He doesnt even hate him. He's ignoring a bucket full of carrots to gently nibble on the opera man. he LOVES him
I still haven't completed a run with Concentration
>>570562647Special Week fits your hero/protagonist archetype almost 1:1
do only umas who win get to have disgusting breeding sex with men?
>>570562647>It's just incredibly odd.As was said before, Cygames did not know what to do with the franchise even a year or two after the game released. Now they know that it should be Keiba but animeOne day they will update the early career storiestrust
sex with mares
>>570562798yeah but its a sports anime they dont really need that
>>570562709Not nice to call Japan mentally ill.
>>570562607NEAR FARWHEREVER YOU ARE
>>570562779Just do a throwaway URA run with borrowed Silence Suzuka stam.
Kris S and Rob Roy anime when?
>>570562894>borrowed Silence Suzuka stam.uhh bwo?
>>570562871but I'm not, are you retarded?
>>570562607On a completely unrelated note I want what Stego is having. Maybe I should get a waffle iron to try it. I also need to find the right bacon for me to try the chocolate covered bacon.
>>570562904Kris S would work better as a rival than a protagdo Fat Mirako -> ZRR
>>570562853>sports animeNot even, that’s what it is now especially with cyngray but at first it was more about the characterization of irl horses and their achievements
>>570561396Bereshit should attempt the Tenno Sho and Japan Cup instead
>>570562732They would have had to read the stories first to know that much
>>570562607this feels like a writer who came in late into a series run introducing their cool oc self-instert and they make them date their favorite character from the show
>>570563001It still is.It's only Cingrey that made it into a sports anime.>B-but Seasons 1-3Really aren't as balls to the wall sports anime like Cingrey is.
>>570563001>but at first it was more about the characterization of irl horses and their achievementswhat? That is what it is now compared to before
>>570563062Anon? They are just standing there, what the hell are you talking about?
>>570563062Spechud to move back to golden gen. Suzuka to move back to her actual gen. Solved.
>>570562904Right after the Ace movie
>>570563062Or it's just a picture based off the fact that Suzuka won a Takarazuka Kinen with Stego being in second place. For the Takarazuka that just happened.
>>570563165we all know this will never happen
>>570563016>Tenno Sho>When the rivals are Croix du Nord, Masquerade Ball and Realize Sirius
>>570562894Doesn't release until the end of the year I do have the Tazuna SSR card that I used while doing to grab All Rounder earlier but it gave me fucking Focus instead
>>570563001Special Week wasnt even a big eater irl. Her being a fat fuck is wrong too!
>>570562852Better curren
>>570563278>Doesn't release until the end of the year???
>>570563152Did you ask Spe about this?
>>570558991my cute daughterwife loves being on the receiving end of domestic abuse even though she knows she could mash me to a pulp....
>>570562607I totally thought this was a titanic reference from the thumbnailSpeaking of Titanic, the el classicohttps://youtu.be/BwBK2xkjaSU
Tabaru just simply love rainhttps://x.com/i/status/2066060553827840008
>>570558991>>570558897what is wrong with this creature?
>>570563318I've been up for 12 hours and got off work 2 hours ago, please understand
>>570563409You lose if you work
>mfw i see (you)
>>570563281Grass should have had the fat fuck memes
>>570563062brother, they didn't retroactively add stego into Suzuka's main/ikusei story calm down
No Triple Crown for the Kitason
>>570562904Kris S and Gimlet you mean
>>570563380I can understand why filthy gaijins would think that, since not knowing Japanese means they'd completely ignore the giant text next to them that says Takarazuka Kinen
sweepy, clear falco missions for me*throws Falco into MANT*
>>570563453But if I don't work, how will I be able to support keiba?
>>570563573that's what Mom's credit card is for
>>570563506They should for Kitas. I can’t take bruscamente seriously
>>570563564The japs themselves think it's Titanic lil bwo
>>570563561Kris S vs world!
>>570563564https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2065996414589776299Read the fucking comments you idiot.
>>570558061Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>it's still up
>>570563667nta but I only see everyone talking about how Tabaru who is Stego's grandson, won while being a horse known from being a front runner like Suzuka, so Cygames predicted who won and how it's about 1998 Takarazuka lol
>>570563713>>570563747IT'S JUST TRAINING
Urara would do that
>>570563787
>>570563747Ulala is very pent up after getting no game in our world
why not?
>>570563864>40Do you really, REALLY need more?
>bruh do more races in MANT>bruh you're not doing enough races>bruh do 35+ wins and it's easy to get SSY'all a bunch of liars retards.
>>570563651Nice https://youtube.com/shorts/7eK2y_SAzrI?is=BDq08-cekh-U_CYI
Wait so to get a MANT parent with Restraint I need to first run Sweep in URA until I get the spark, then take her as a parent in MANT until I manage to inherit the spark (involving tiny% RNG checks both to proc it at inspo and to actually get the spark at a decent level) just to build the grandparent, and THEN do it all over again to build the parent?
>>570563802NOOO PUT THAT DOWN
>>570563914Post deck
>>570563747I love how we're only talking about Ulala riding her torena and completely ignoring irrelevant yurishit. Its great.
>>570563640sure bwo>>570563667>check the first 20 comments, only one mentioned the titanic and Only one of them mentions it, and it's just to compare it to the raceyou're indeed a retard
>>570563918Trim that tracking link J-N
>>570563927You do that, but then borrow someone else’s Restraint grandparent while making your own Restraint grandparent
>>570563747mine is still up too
>>570563864it's 3000 carats out of value (over a 20 months span) maybe I should have cleated it like I did with Golshi, but I guess I'll take the TT bonus for now. It's a dogshit card but at least it's not a meme card and it helps to reach 1m event points sooner
>>570564009are you the indo who had a melty last time the thread op had two uma hugging each other
>>570560116they're not frauds limited by FCM proccing or not
>>570564005>NOOOOO IT'S YOUR DECK THE PROBLEM!You just want change the point you dummy.The deck has more than your stupid 50% race bonus.
>>570563836Literally the only one, his likes are also full of west trannies and yuriniggers lol
>>570562775Enough about umas raping their toreinas. Which umas rape other umas?
>>570564098I accept your concession
>>570563864Go ahead, be retarded.
I wish there were more images of Stego and her other classmates because I found Fuku's rivalry with Stego very cute. Her getting upset and whiny that Stego dodged their rematch race, though it was for a good reason (help Suzuka) that Fuku didn't know, was very cute.
>>570564095are you projecting your skin color?
>>570564098>You just want change the point
>>570564156ask on your discord
nobody likes stegotranny that is why there is no art
>>570564218Agreed
>>570563667I ain't making a Twitter account to read comments of retarded gaijins.
>>570564156We literally see Gold Ship get raped by Creek, Maruzensky, and Pearl during her campaign
>>570564098Skill issue
>>570564183Go on tell me how my deck should have been the problem.>>570564260>you ESL!This has nothing to do with the game btw
>>570564218Pearl is everywhere
>>570564130I literally do not give a shit about this but he posted and highlighted two, which isn't "literally one" and you can't even see who likes what anymore
watched a run of gl, looks less engaging than mant but whatever faster runs I guess
>>570564218does the game reference at any point stego's chud moment with special week
Maybe I should add the>"Don't cleat Golshi welfare, it's good for parent runs">"Golshi welfare is a good roamer"to the lIst of past gaslights
>>570564156
>>570564359And my beins is in Pearl :DDD
I don't give a shit bro *sniff* t-trust me
Where the fuck is that old Shadai fuck now huh?"Stayers are bad blood" my ass
>>570564404MANT made me realize /uma/ does not like roguelike gameplay
>>570564441I used welfare Golshi for parent runs in Unity though
>>570564459>challenges meWait, this suggests Spe is trying to rape Grass.
>>570564441the only welfare I've ever used is ulala
>>570564218There are plenty with her clan, I enjoy those
>>570564543makes no sense why they're playing this then
>>570564543I don't like wasting my time
>*sniff*
>>570564347You just proved my point.
>>570564569Touch grass
>>570564359Buddies!>>570564427No, though there is a somewhat bittersweet and she kinda feels bad about it and really makes her sink in that there really is a difference between her and "the other world"'s Stay Gold, but then she goes to Special Week to tell her not to give up on becoming #1 in Japan, and that some day she will become the Supreme Commander.
>>570564631Skill issue again
>>570564543We've been over this broMain appeal of Uma are the stories and charactersThe gameplay is just there to facilitate the rest and, as such, one run should not take long while removing the story
>>570564658So stego is racist too, based
>>570564476Have we judged Pearl hastily
>>570564623I've done this before.
>>570564543UMA MUSUME: PRETTY DERBY IS NOT A ROGUELIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please do keep cleating welfares so I know what tax bracket you're in.
>>570564543I'm more into Roguelite since getting upgrades is fun
hey
so is it true that open league is still A+ in japan?
>>570564653I want Grass to touch me
>>570564739Seeking the Pealr is great and a wonderful Umahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeBHBcp5CF4
>>570564593true, the moment they were presented a scenario like MANT, they were like "I need to think too much I want my 20 mins autopilot no-think wait for spirit bursts to appear gameplay". I can understand being fed up with MANT after 2 months, but I read that hours after MANT was released
>>570564828no
>>570563258He can do it
>>570564715>not enough staminaWhat are you even trying to prove here?Btw here it is the deck. Judge it if you want, it's actually good for next CM.The problem is how unlucky most of the runs are.
>>570564728this
>1 speedblatantly baiting, do not respond.
>>570564881>it's actually good for next CM.apparently not LMAO
>>570564872what is it then
>>570564739What he said>>570564848 You should rewatch her card stories
>>570563258>>570564880Ok but who would Kitamura ride? He is the main jockey for both Bereshit and Croix
>>570564543if i wanted to play a roguelike i would play a real game instead of this shit scenario that badly imitates a roguelike
>>570564881>not enough stamina>implyingRetardbro it's a Late you don't seriously believe you need 800 on a 2200 in that position right?
>>570564728i actually love the gameplay, because it's really unique.The problem is how unfairly luck-based is MANT.There too many random things that can fuck up your run.
>>570564728>Main appeal of Uma are the storiesI would love to know the percentage of players who play careers with Skip x2 perma enabled since release
>>570564862Nah MANT is shit cause it takes too long, anyone defending it is a jobless fatass
>>570564943Tell me a better deck.I'm talking about the deck, not the horse.>>570565009Love to see you finishing with no stamina then.
the entire 1997 generation is fucking nutshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj7wBbemzHwdober is the only normal uma
>>570565052games are meant for those who don't need to workit taking """""""""long""""""""" is not an excuse to call it shit
At least roguelikes are exciting or at least fun to play. MANT just feels hopeless at most
>>570564862This is a mobile game that asks you to grind daily to make "progress", not a real game. No shit people don't want to waste too much of their time on it
>>570565040I have. I try to change the settings so it doesn’t skip for unread content but it doesn’t work well
the only thing I got out of MANT is that the school-life aspect of the game is really lame
>>570565134ok, you are just trolling at this point
>>570565127Suzuka and Stay Gold are normal. They just have different priorities. Mejiro Bright is also normal.
>>570565040>who play careers with Skip x2I do, but I have the option for first time reading on and that doesn't stop me from disabling skip to read the story again when I want to
>>570565134Are you retarded?
>>570565192but the slice of life vignettes are the best part of MANT
>>570565127sexo pearl voice
>>570565021This argument has been parroted over and over here. Items give you autonomy over a run, the "no energy recovery" scenario happens less often than you guys think, the "bad summer" scenario also does, and can be fixed with 1-2 whistles, it's all variance. MANT is the scenario that gives you the most autonomy over a run
>>570564793Theres nothing wrong with paypigs cleating welfares right?
>>570565208suzuka is autistic, stay gold is a time traveler and bright is legit downy
>>570565310>stay gold is a time travelerShe just has insight into her IRL selfwhich is not the first time that happened
>>570565256>several monthswhat were they doing?
>>570565040I skip every single story for Uma I unlock and just watch them through Archive so I don't have to get interrupted by gameplay or random events.
>>570565296Your argument would make more sense if these items were not fucking randomized
>>570565134I run MANT careers while commuting to work.
>>570565386does it count as isekai
>>570565296>the "bad summer" scenario also does, and can be fixed with 1-2 whistles
>>570565296>this random thing happens less than you may thinkAre you retarded? I had 3 (three) straight run with just 1 60% for the Classic Summer.You cannot really manage things when you have to hope to get the best combination of items for the Summer, and then you also need to have orange friendship for the rainbows, despite being too focused on runs for buying items.
>>570564980if you self-deceive yourself like that, go ahead and be happy
>mant kills 3 servers and is currently killing global>uhhhh it's actually good tho you guys just don't like roguelikes
>>570565442It's not Isekai, she and her our world counterpart are two entirely different beings and this is literally the crux of her story because she doesn't want to follow down the same path as him and wants achievements of her own, and wants to be her own person. Which is why I currently wish I could strangle quite a few people over the internet.
>>570565442Not exactlyThe game points out how the uma and the horse are different from each other (Stay Gold actively going against how things went IRL)
>>570565310but she's not a time traveler
>>570565484I think you might like chess better nigger
>>570565434Cheval a cute
>>570565547>>570565564>>570565573ok whatever suzuka and bright are still not normal
>>570565192nah
nice seanig hours
>>570565117My Ass Wonder survives fine in test lobbies and kachidev even while rushed you just got gaslighted like a retard
imagine a game that plays like MANT but it didn't have the luxury to come with anime horsegirl tiddiesit would've been met with unanimous disdain
>>570565538>Currently killingIt killed the game already, we can't even get 10k peaks anymore
>tiktok "meme"
to everyone who whines about RNG and do not know the concept of "variance", you may refer to this link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativity_bias
>>570565646show skills.
le horse racing game has... le rng???
>>570565621is this fucking tiktok
A Fuku/Pearl lewd asmr main channel video could have saved /uma/!
>>570565751that is just silly
is meisho tabaru the jalen brunson of 2026 keiba?
>>570565538>Played 2.5k hoursI think I like rougelike but Im burntout.1M quota for missions is just too much, Fuji kiseki is just too muchThey need to add x3 TP usage for Global due to accelerated schedule, but its too much for shitty nip coders to implement probably or slash the objectives by a third.
>>570565701>>570565770it's called umatok
Did the retards here forget that wit gives you stamina on downhills and CM15 has a massive fucking down hill?
>>570565728>go for the 5 daily careers>all of the 5 had troubles like failing trainings, no right combinations for the Summer>the results of Uma is just S or S+>this is somehow "negativity bias">i have to suck for the next CM and be ok with it because anon linked a wikipedia article
>>570565876>1M quota for missions is just too much, Fuji kiseki is just too much>They need to add x3 TP usage for Global due to accelerated schedule,bwo the events aren't sped up, it's just the periods between them that's shortened
>>570565757Rng I can handle. Wasting 15-30 minutes per run is what pisses me off.
>>570565983Nips has rest periods, Global experience is all gas no breaks at some point the players are extremely stressed and burnt out by all this
>>570565896source of wit giving you stamina on downhill?
>>570566092>rest periodsthose are usually what you call "dead weeks" in gacha games
>>570565753Don't know that would matter when I plugged in no skills for kachidev and she still survived under bad mood+rushed but okay bro
naniyohontouni urusai baka baka baka
>>5705658761mil is literally just a 2x MANT run per day
I fucking hate staygold posters I wish the main tranny would just die.
I just don't like that there's an RNG check on the fucking infirmary
>>570566229That's insane
>>570566145I can't believe we still have newfriends who've never heard of Downhill modehttps://umamusu.wiki/Game:Mechanics#Slope_Modifier
>>570565863Somehow, the Mavericks lose again
Just watched the replay without being spoiled. Pretty awesome race! It would've been neat to see CdN pull it off, but I'm happy for Meisho Tabaru too. The fact that it rained just during that race, and that race only, is too crazy. Umamusume has so much real-life material to pull from.
>>570566287you have to do a daily run for your 75 carats anyway bwoskip some weekdays and double down on the weekend, I don't care
>>570564218This generation needs Sunny Brian and Kyoei March
>>570566157Really it's just "hey parent farm during the story events so that you can boost them when the Tachyon event comes out right before LoH/Chanmi". It gives you time to prep.
>>570566421Can you bring 1* blues to 3* with this?
I have wasted my life
>>570566421>It gives you time to prep.I don't want to prep, I want the uma I like in the game, I want the good events (like the fat and thin Mirako one) in the game, I want fun stuff and not 5 billion runs to do
>>570566304You should read that stuff yourself first. Reduced stam consumption is not the same as stamina recovery.
>>570566421Remember when people were posting sparks they got during URA saying "heh I'm ready for the Tachyon event"
>>570565876>Fuji kiseki is just too muchURA Bakushin is too much for you?
>>570566534Blues pinks or greens.
>>570566574You got me anon!
Even if MANT does give you consistent(?) training. It still is in fact bleeding players, and is burnout inducing.I will probably don't mind it but even our CMs are so fully meta that I can't even have fun training or trying to compete anymore.
>>570566547Go to Dagestan
>>570566574Spirtually it's the same
>>570566691it's the difference between stamina and guts
>>570566421When's the earliest we getting Tachyon event even?
>>570566574of course /uma/ saying bullshit as always.Bro will cry when debuffer removes their stamina and blame the game then.
>>570566666Let's see who the fuck got it.Ban me bitches.
>>570566691just laugh at the nerd and move on, i really don't want to spend 200 posts about downhill mode
>>570566691No it is not. You might last a bit longer, but if you gassed out, you're gassed out. Stamina wont recover from downhill mode itself
>>570566768retard
>>570566652Med CM is hell like last medium CM everyone was doing double dominators, theres zero casual left, everyone watches these umatubers
>>570566192>only one recovery skill>it's (long) skillYou're not gonna survive it.>b-but the simulatorSure.
>literally a year since he won a G1>A year later he wins the same race>Denies the historical triple spring crown that STILL never happened to this day>Denies kitasan bloodline the history making prestige of being the first spring triple crown winner had croix won.Trolling is part of golshi's bloodline, can't wait for Meisho Tabaru to join us as an uma
>>570566768This shit got immedietly deleted, wtf?
>>570566768>t.
>>570566768NEW CUTIE ALERT
Fish
>>570567006For me?
>>570566872>BROOOOOO YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT GOING TO SURVIVEOkay keep falling for gaslights kek, this is her while getting deboofed by Neicha with bad mood+rushed and still survivng btw
>>570566768>>570566919how new
there's a severe lack of ogu pics on this discussion
>>570567069Now post the hakuraku
>>570566898You now need to survive several years unitl he gets in. The first gen that our senpai dacchi witnessed (2021 gen) is still not in
>Lates use the least stamina>Anons have Oguri gaslighted themselves into thinking they need the same stamina as fronts who burn through it with spot struggle
>>570567069>i'm going to compare how she will actually survive in this specific situation without considering other 6 umas competing that might destroy mine and winSimulatortards and their pathetic biased statistics.
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>570567157jp uma will eos by then
>>570567240I knew currentards were dumb but what the fuck
>>570567281nah, Equinox and Dodo getting in will save them
>>570567281I wont allow it.
I'll take the free wins from self sabotaging retards
>>570567252The entire point of this retards argument is that "durr you don't have enough stam durr" not whether it would win (lates are shit anyways). You retards keep doing the same stam gaslight routine every CM when you don't need as much as you think you do.
>>570567296Cutefe
>>570567281With how fucking deep Cygames has gotten its hands into horse racing, sponsoring even foreign events, I highly fucking doubt that'll ever happen any time soon.
do you MANT run
>>570567442Honestly my bad, I forgot that there are some trainers here who spend their MANT hours building umas to survive the racetrack with delayed spurt instead of trying to win
>>570567606I don't MANT run
Is Spe sexy?
>>570567281letting the money machine die? nah, they would cut other things before that happens
wahey
>>570567645do youR MANT run
>>570560912Swiss bwos, our response???
>>570567606no but thanks for asking
>>570567606MANT run?!?!?
Remember when this thread gaslighted that you need 1200 stam and 2 golds to survive Pisces and 1000 stam with 1 gold Kitas were survivng and still getting full spurt just fine?
>>570567606I'd rather see blood in my urine
we're back
WTF GUYSSSS UMALATOR SAID 400 STAMNIA IS ENOUUUGHHHH
>>570567868>autis/uma/ finally got their own sweepy agentbased. feed him well
>>570567771It's joever...Funny enough there was a kid that yelled "DAHBY DAHBY DAHBY!!!" It sounded a lot like Tickezo.
boysex
>>570567912>using the old oneRetard gwocho...
nyo...
sex with boys
>>570567868Don't get too cocky.
How does this thread still fall for it?
>>570567157How do you even make a career about this though, my universe literally died shortly after and everything, does it just get ignored in that case or downgraded to a "fractured leg" like in season 1 with Suzuka?
why is she looking at me like this, bwos
>>570568383tell her you are a grower
Are end closers good next CM?
>>570568298They can just reference it, leave it out, or downplay it. I mean, even the young horse that died early and never woke up, woke up in the game.
Just a few more weeks of only doing 1-2 runs a day...
>>570568098WTF GUUUUYYYYYYSSSSSSSS 300 STMAINA IS ENOUUGUHHHH
>>570568298well, first he needs to retire so we know Tabaru's full story, but otherwise yeah, not mentioned or just an injury (tho it could be treated as a career ending one depending on the writer)
Anyone wanna erp?
>>570568298If they reference it, it'll probably be a "Got hurt before/during the race and soft retired"
*sacrifices neouni on the altar to summon rain so that tabaru wins*
>>570568298in uma world? career ending injury at best
>>570568474and then four months of 0-1 runs a day (and 4 quits)...
>>570568018Kek! Cute.
Is spurt not worth getting at all for next CM? Does it do anything?
>>570568383you showed her the 6 7 meme thinking it was new
>>570568737It doesn't do anything
>>570567868uma&co could never
Got all the rewards from the magic hat event. Now I have to go back to TB instead of URA. But I don't wanna.
>>570568781stuffed crust
>>570568461They don't really have an inherent advantage over other styles next CM so not really. End XOguri is really good tho
>>570567868Yay!
bwos these recently patched MANT events sure are weird, anyone else encountered this one?
>>570568781why is a stallion wearing bloomers
>>570568763
>>570568781My god those are some fat creamy thighs to squeeze my cock between
>>570568461If anyone tells you about spurt not working, ask them to explain CM13
>>570568769explain cm13
>>570568903Slottubers teach people wrong on purpose.
I've had enoughI need auto careers.
>>570568485Alright now plug in 725 stamina 550 guts and see that Lates don't have a spurt delay. The intial brainlet was arguing that Rudolf didn't have enough stam.
>>570568861perfect skin
>>570568298If this is already a problem, imagine creating a career story about Tastiera
passionate sex with first-rate umas
>>570569002uma musume players when told they have to play the game be like
>>570568942>explain cm13Daring Strike
No endkek used spurt in CM13they just use corner accels
>>570568903Daring Strike + medium/long track + long final straight gives end closers a decent advantage, spurt is just a bonus
>>570568769I see, thank you
>>570569110let's see your corner connoisseur ace
>>570568781BEGONE STALLION
>>570568942Daring Strike + Red Shift
>>570569118help
>>570568942Daring Strike and Tokyo's long ~500m homestretch give backliner some ample time to catch up. Hanshin 2200m homestretch in comparison only lasts ~300m which is why it feels so hard to catch up to fronts this time
will lates get a daring strike too
>>570567281Lol genshin will eos first before that happens.
>>570569309Power Marvy card
My aces keep getting lower and lower in ranksI used to make SS in pisces and now some of the options I'm actually considering is unironically high S...
>>570569309isn't that F&F
uma is an oboba game
>>570569309You have Fast and Furious don't be greedy
Pizza?
>>570569309Rising Dragon
>>570569339>>570569356>>570569394>2.4s durationfuck man I need Daring Strike levels of good
>>570567442the whole point of "not enough stamina" is not being able to win you dummy.
they will eos uma just to announce uma 2 with our MEISHO HERO tabaru as the MC
>>570569452It already is on that level. All the cards that give it are just unfettered ass.
Why do old people get mad at you when you have to repeat your three times because they can't hear you so you raise your voice? Stupid old people. I wish they would hurry up and die.
>>570569613marv power is good in MANT tho
>>570569662relatable
>>570569418this is netorare
>>570569452It has 0.35 target speed while daring only has 0.25. Don't be greedy :)
Tabarufags need to kill themselves
>>570569741KWAB DU NORD
*gives u umastan*
>>570569672It's an awful agemasen card that's only used because >RB.
>>570569662There is nothing worse than asking someone to repeat something multiple times and they STILL keep fucking mumbling like get a FUCKING clue holy shit you don't even need to shout, simply ENUNCIATE
>>570569741T.croix du fags
>>570569346The difficulty in getting SS even with 50 RB deck depends on your uma growth stat. I find SMaru extremely easy to reach SS since her speed + wit growth even with shit sparks, you just need 2speed + 3wit + any
>>570567868>single-handedly saves Autis/uma/ from certain death in your pathI'll ryanpost just this once for my danchou
>>570569809*gives you umastan*
>>570569823>It's an awful agemasen cardokay yeah you got me there just like how finemo sucks ass too
>>570569829Well maybe you should clean out your fucking ears grandpa!
ok "real" keiba fans show your slips instead shitposting like retards
>>570569809>dances>claps at you>gives 30 Energy>goes away
>>570569950FM has the highest wit output. The Marv PW has awful stats.
Denying the first spring triple crown is the funniest thing the gold family ever did
Pearl's hairy umanko on my face
TL Note: Pearl means clitoris
>>570569962i cant...
>>570569964Why did she do it?
>>570569741THE RAPED
>>570569964>>570569809Seeking the Hag
>>570570114to fuck you over at niigata jr
Seeking the impregnation
>>570569809>random eventHorse shit, the only good umastan card is power kingu chain event but it has zero RB. Another one is digitan SSR final chain but that card unique is just braindead
>>570570229She's raped me more times on the NHK Mile while also not being a rival
>>570570309But think of all the times she raped your enemies in unity!
Good morning*nibbles on torena foreskin*
>>570570515Good morning whore
>>570570515Good morning faggot
>>570567868god I wish that were our club
>>570569672i've had more consistent power stats with the hishiama sr...
don't erp with me
>>570569787>>570569869>>570570119Faggot got lucky twice and think he's worth anythingHope you enjoy him being 10th place his next race because he's shit
>>570570721I thought Curren Chan was supposed to be the seductress...not Bouquetd'or...
(you)ma
>>570570515Love this uma so much
>>570564974Bro only 3 year old is allowed to race in Kikuka Sho... Croix is not allowed to race
>>570570817All umas are natural at seducing trainers
how come when i was 3 years old i wasn't allowed to run in kikuka sho?
>>570561992Cope.
Do AGP nonnies here fight over trainers?
>>570570774frau du nord....
>>570570957your fan count?
>>570570909Anon? Did you read the posts I replied to?Tell me what race those were talking about, hmm?
>>570570774Croixfags sure do seethe a lot
>supporting the reddit bloodline horse
>>570570957I was. Sounds like a skill issue
>>570571045two including you
>>570557442
>>570557174my danchode is on the last 5 of fan counts
lovecen will JOB the kkk showFINGER will be the first dirt triple crown
No talk about take timing everything perfectly and quite literally outskilling kitamura is wild.Really cratfy move from the vet and an overall quite auspicious day insofar as japanese aspirations for the arc are concerned.
>>570570774How much did you lose?
yes yes give in to your anger let the hate flow through you
You ain't marrying your trainee. You're gonna get married to a random uma from tracen who spent her three years without getting scouted.
>>570571170>and an overall quite auspicious day insofar as japanese aspirations for the arc are concerned.lmaoit's never gonna happen dudeat this point Japan is like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football
>>570571385Kitahara-senpai…
>>570570957This you? Last time I checked geldings are not allowed to run in classics
Are a whole tub of this protein ice cream shit and my insides are about to implode.
>>570571385Who else are they gonna marry? We are destined.
>>570571385Sounds like someone I could turn into a trainee.
>>570571385sex with Belno Light
Who let the tanuki drink beer?It's spouting nonsense now
>>570571385Confusion is mine btw
>>570571385you sound mad Tazuna
>>570571478The sweetener they use in those does have a laxative effectBetter than headaches, at least
>>570571574>Japan's first Arc de Triomphe winner
>>570570993All trainers belong to the Mejiro
drinking Fanta it's Halo themedI wish Umamusume would do product-based ad campaigns in the westI'd buy the whole box of oguri cap themed pringles
>>570571385Traffic Lights my beloved
>>570571687>wanting multiple trainersWhores.
okay but why are there no wit ankle weights
>>570571687Mackie got mogged...
>>570571716if umamusume did the same thing call of duty does with in game items you get from buying goymerslop I would definitely partake
>>570571947>he hasnt unlocked themoh no no no anon
>>570571828Cute cow
>>570571947they heal you, so you can't have an effect that increases the heal by 20%...
>>570571687I need to be a mejiro trainer
>>570571828Look at how saggy she is...
>>570572076they can just decrease the healing by 20%
I was just looking at this and now I saw your image >>570569372What pizza toppings are we getting? Im hungry
>>570572089I need to be a mejiro
>>570571393>gods intercede to terraform hashin making conditions basically the most similar you could get to bogchamps in japan>tabaru overcomes a worthless gate without any instruction proving he's still got it>take times the final push perfectly within a neck's length to beat a stronger opponent What is this if not auspicious?
lets go gambling
reminder that Doto predicted the kinen win
>>570572254a boy one, right?
>>570569372is /uma/ an ohimba general or an oboba general
>>570572391Also killed My Universe
if MANT killed (past tense) global then why isn't the game EoSing right NOW?checkmate retards
>>570572423uhh haha
>>570572391Naturally
>>570572371Im going to miss those energy drinks in MANT
>>570572303brother the current crop couldn't even win Japan Cup
>>570572371OH FUCK OH SHIT IT WORKEDPRAISE SHIRAOKI SAMA
what the fuck is an ohimbawhat the fuck is an oboboa
sorry danchou, I gotta wait 7 more minutes
>>570572391he offered myuni to shiraoki so it would summon rain to make croix lose
>>570572589its likeohimba and oherbawhacky new pronouns i guess
>>570564335>raped by Creek, Maruzensky, and PearlImagine...
Seiu..
>>570572303not every track is the same. the outside gate is actually pretty favorable at hanshin. chrono and lovely day both won from his exact gate. especially for front runners, it prevents being blocked and helps with taking the lead. it was a much bigger concern that mystery way got the even wider gate, since historically, it would have been over if tabaru didn't take the lead, but he didn't end up doing anything this time, and then tabaru ran fine while not in the lead regardless.
>>570572589it means, fuck your uma
>>570572543>Strongest horse in the world comes to Japan Cup>wins it by a nose (2nd place goes to a 3YO)>This somehow means that the crop is bad???
>>570572781I'm celibate.
>>570572681I can smell their hag stench from here
>>570572825umas don't care
>>570572681golshi literally got raped by pearl and maruzensky btw
>>570572925>>570572925>>570572925MARVELOUS
>>570565902you are a fucking retarded midwit but at least you know it
>>570572681I don't have enough dick for these women
>>570572803they're not bad. but if you're talking about winning foreign G1s then you need to be able to beat foreign horses? is that too complicated for you?
>>570571442I thought this nigga would actually be important to the story and help oguri win her races as her trainer, wtf happened.
>>570572937no way you don't say
>>570573041decile beat calandagan's ass in dubai.
>>570567868A+utis/uma/bwo...
>>570566416and silk justice