Previous: >>570556839>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
wahey
Digitan LOVE
>>570572925THE STRONGEST
who will play gold ship in the inevitable croix vs tabaru movie
https://files.catbox.moe/6dhzcs.mp3
i say croix like KROWYICKS
Uma is EoSing...https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2025554088273002644
>>570573052Good girl wagging her tail.
>ohimbaWe breed boys here, faggot
Why cant Mejiro Ryan just look like this
Not seen; my soul leaving my body every time I see this wonderful design
Last Thread
>>570573078He was studying to become Daiwa Scarlet's future trainer.
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>570572925
>>570573285I like being a guy so no thanks I don’t want to be an Uma
ummmmmm hachimi is apparently crashing my game after every careeranyone else?
Calandagan is a fraud btw and should not have even been allowed to step one foot in japan
oibaohimbaoherbaotheybaousba
>>570573409this and the luna one have cartoonishly big thighs
>>570573189Uma (Global) needs to give Global players alot of gibs this upcoming 1st anniversary on June 26 to keep the enthusiasm high. If no gibs I'll quit
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan so I could welcome home my former trainer home after a long day~
>>570573484Yotsuba!
>>570573078 He will get the actual trainer licence later. The anime has yet to fully adapt the manga.>>570573285Yeah, we wanna fuck umas.
>>570572925marvelous sandae
when the new scenario comes, its capped gets bumped righthow common is it to make speedcapped umas with the new speedcap
I feel so bad for agp cuties...they have it so hard and I can only make one of their dreams come true...
>>570573207if boy why sexy
7 and this entire thread turns into umas 0 and the entire thread is raped by umas
>>570573501the man loves fat thighs
Good morning>watch Takarazuka Kinenso close
>>570573664>4the entire thread turns into raped umas...
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE (mant)
>>570573519Better have a bath ready for me
>>570573637same and it's the yaeno poster
>>570573629cap goes from 1200 to 1600except after 1200 your speed gain from training is halved so you need like 800 more speedgood luck lol
>>570573464>he updated
I had to spark that WHORE CURREN, I spent 200 pulls on her banner because I wanted to metafag. Then I felt I can't afford my wife Taiki, I tried anyway Always, exclusively, only pull for your oshi. Otherwise you end up wasting carats
>>570573771For me it's the laurel one
-280 coins I guess
if your uma poses like this, then she's undoubtable evil (you know who you are)
I just woke up. Is Kitasan Black getting drained more or is it Gold Triumph?
cute
>>570573629Numbers are frauds
GET NOID https://youtu.be/XnzCSedcKZE>>570573579feeling funny today, funny boy!?
>>570574039Tabaru WON. Fraud du Nord LOST.
>>570574039Meisho Man sends his regards from heaven
>>570573275>suzuka ssr sex
my trainee is so cute and has a delicious flat chest I can grope daily
ryan LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dVmpLHMsHYWinning Ticket anon be like
>>570574039Tabaru was chosen by god to prevent the spring triple crown
>>570574040gentle wife spotted
>>570573646Because you're straight
So which one will be for Grand Live?>We will need 3 speed cards, because the cap will be raised to 1600, but training above 1200 cuts the values in half, so we actually need to hit 2000 speed>We should not be using more than 3 cards of the same type, because of token generationHow strong is Light Hello's pity token generation?
>>570573579she needs to cut back on them
good morning to everyone I want to have sex with
>>570574369You should be farming 9* speed parents right now.
>>570574153>>570574154>>570574308Heh... Gold Triumph.
I could hold her off
>>570574325Nobody cares anymore even danchou is silently quitting
>>570574425wife>>570574452slut wife
How do I convince my trainee, Matikanefukukitaru, that letting me cum inside of her is today's luck ritual before she races in the Kikuka Sho?
>>570574452
>>570574507>even danchou is silently quittingshe's the fourth highest earner this month
>>570574039Croix raced well given the conditions. In the end, it came down to Take vs Kitamura. Kitamura got outskilled/mistimed his push
>>570574592I think she will bring that up on her own or Shiaroki-sama herself will do it
I think uma x Toreina relationships are bad. You should focus on having your trainees win races for the good of Tracen’s finances
are there any umas that are competent, self-assured, feminine, and like 30+ year old white men?
>>570574698Mejiro Ramonu
>>570574146>Got out of bed earlier than usual as I couldn't sleep, resulting in hyper dog shit 4-6h of "sleep">Feel terrible and tired already>Yet for some reason music has a weird effect on me, moving and whistling alongNo idea if my body is trying to fight off the tired, but it's interesting either way https://youtu.be/FaPJkqs3T0ADancing Uma Musume Chibi
>>570574764cute
>>570574663I think that to ensure no Uma x Torena relationship happens, the Director should sate the needs of every Torena at Tracen.
>>570574663But Tracen gets the money either way. I don't think they've ever even mentioned other schools participating in graded races other than stuff like Japan Cup which is international.
It's not even good erp
>>570574796OI TEME
>>570574308The bog? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely on the Hanshin racecourse?
>>570574796>the Director should sate the needs of every Torena at Tracen.not interested in ningens
>>570574601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D6kwFkEMdE>>570574764Oh no... is it "our turn" today?
>>570574871Yes!
>>570574862Come on, Director. How else am I going to focus on my Uma's Triple Crown path when she's constantly running in bloomers now? You want to help out the Umas and the Torenas, right?
>>570574663we can compromisebring me the hags.
>>570574663But umaxtore is good for that purpose as well. See Creek's career for example.
>>570574643I'm not sure. She just talks about things like staying with me after she retires from racing and asking me what I would name my children, and giving suggestions for Uma names. I'm glad she likes me as her trainer that much, but it makes it really difficult to tell her how I want her.
I've been lenient on the flatliners this month on the hope that they'll be back for Grand Live next month. Am I making the right choice or are they gone for good?
>>570575115Crystal ball says fat creampies make the orange uma run faster
>>570575148If you give me a handjob, I will do 30 runs today
>>570574452>>570574621All Currens are sluts...
>>570575148No I force my club to hit mins otherwise I kick them
>>570575148Danchou I’ll hit the bare minimum I promise. I’ve just been playing Unity and Magic every week instead of grinding
>>570548591RIP My Uni
>>570574314Artist?
>>570575148actual flatlining is no excuseif they have a weak spurt then maybe
ummm soif I want to sell my nishino as parent, I have to put 9* Med into her right?
>>570574663But for Tracen to keep receiving new students, the current ones need to start having children as soon as possible, leave that to me
>>570575193Well, cannot deny the crystal ball. Time to Lucky Cums True in her.
>>570575214For (Me)!
>>570575336No, put 9* sprint on her, with groundwork + front skills
>>570575137that is some thick ass paste ewwwwww
>>570575428Sagging hebe titties...
>>570575486Ok, hear me out a second
>>570575474There is an orange out there somewhere for ya.
>>570574325>Keb left/kicked for this
>>570575486Gonna need an Uma version of this when he gets Umafied
>>570575578>Thick ass horse paste>Turns out it's all GLUE
>>570575486torena came inside
oops
>>570575486similar to horse sweat
>>570575594He's dead in a ditch bro
>>570575705Gwo...
>>570572979I want to make helios a mother
>>570575705the most bricked run ever
>>570575705Anon why did you not check that in the full stats...
>>570572979
>>570573275>Uma gameI understand now
>>570575218>>570575319I am a weak danchou and the club deserves better
>>570572979wahey
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
>>570575937Damn winking Uma... needs correction.
>>570575928Mambochou...
bue?
>>570575975Would this kill me?
Did someone ordered a mud bath at Takarazuka?
>>570576092DO NOT BUE!
Ryandanchud, I'll never say that in club chat but thank you for your hard work and by saving our clubNow you can leave for /uma/ club next month
>>570575925
>>570576092>>570576156BueBueBueBueBueBueBueBueBueBueBueBueBueBueBueBue
>>570576190>>570575925CUTE
Horse babu?
>>570576168damn I don't have the comic I wanted to post it
Do not genderbend your danchou
>>570575937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjCwZW8R9Dg
>>570576263Suspicious image...
Kek
>>570576418>>570576480>it's got no realism whatsoever.GOOD
>>570576263she really loves her onii-chan
How much money was put down on Croix winning anyway?
>>570575296https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/128404856
>>570576653There was someone that bet 100M yen so
>>570576598>>570576709>629.227,60 United States Dollarlmao
Please stop posting Helios, she is too soft and makes my dick hard
I will make Helios into a mother of four, at least
>>570576352I want to imagine my danchou as a cute girl but their name is fucking ALLEN
>>570576769
>>570576896He is a based oil driller
>>570576352My danchou is a piece of shit, and the whole club should rape her
HAPPY SUNDAY!!!https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
>>570576925HELIOS IS DONE ASKING, TORAINA-SAN!>>570576993Based>>570577035>Japs remember and love Portal (2)
>>570577012tamalovebwo...
>>570576106It would be extremely painful.
>>570576590isn't this the artist that just draws umas normally and insists they're crossdressers?
>7th Event Live soonAre we ready?
>>570577085LEMME FUCK LEMME FUCK OR ILL JUST RAPE YOU, TORAINA-SAN!
>>570574957same energyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9TcQ5rCNQQ
What are the numbers on white sparks anyway? Just did a parent run with 30 skills (4 of which were gold) and 21 distinct G1s. Direct parents both have 14 whites. And what do I get? Four race whites and three skill whites, and not even any of the important ones that are on my legacies too. Minus one hour of my life.
>>570576480>turn on ze rain machinesJust like the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe
Helios propaganda is working
>>570577235Only if Palmer joins us.
>>570577235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhDm-TND_gE>>570577209Sounds EXTREMELY fucking gay and insecure
>U subranks go from UG0 to UG9ok that is silly but sure>L subranks go from LG0 to LG24ok that is beyond silly, that is retarded
>>570577336ok repeat this 20 times a week now
>>570577391Please understand, they don't want to expand those again until some time in the distant future
Helios is not sex
>he bet?>dump et
>>570577385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBITb9Zz0rY>>570577391"It looks like I made a mistake... let's fix that!" they thought
Happy wheels
>>570577459I already do over 20 parent runs a week
>>570577035SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEArtist?
good morning my cuties
Danchou doesn't ever thank us for our hard work or even talk, he just sends a kita sticker everyday and gloats whenever he gets a plat
>>570577553>>570577562Filthy french reference.
>>570577580>SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEhttps://youtu.be/niZpcdp2v34
>>570577719When's the last time you thanked your danchou?
>>570577187S-Shes fast
Can't believe it. I'm actually feeling burned out and exhausted with the game. I don't even have aces yet.Just when MANT is nearly finished
Still fucking kissed me unsolicitedI need to report this immediately for sekuhara
STOP THE COUNT
>>570577748meant for>>570577651
>>570577651Hello Rare Brick
my danchou is a sheep leading an army of lions
>>570577719>>570577748Mine changed a while ago, plus they all refuse to set VERY basic rules that consistently keep us under 1k, so I refuse to thank any of those fags.
>>570577573and its why I wanna quit!
My wife is complete
Yae
...hehe
>>570577986Hint levels status?
>>570577863I know the perfect way to teach her a lesson
>>570577876I'm not worried and I'm at 810k
I'm just going to make a hog and two dominators next CM, I can't be assed to make 3 fronts again after getting Gold last time.
>>570577839you too? I can barely keep going forwards. I'm doing a single ace run a day and none are working out.
MAABERASU
>>570577986Nicely done. I had easy ^mode with Fuku
>>570578036Isn't kissing Still back literally rewarding her for bad behaviour
>>570577896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsINANZ6Riw>>570577986Based luna-chan enjoyer! Got mine to 5* some weeks back
Stego...
>>570573275/uma/ raped
hello
AH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE RESET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570577580https://x.com/JAZZ_JACK_/status/2066140024555622532
>>570578183bwo... your shoes...
>>570578037But players will start remaking their teams now that the 800k has been broken and I have to luckshit and spend items to even reach that
precocious child
>>570578159>>570578202>The quoted Taikiki tweetHOLY BASED!>JazzJack is "East Asia">Taiki is KoreaHuh
>>570578050This shit's just too tiring knowing full well just how meta this CM will be
>>570578286I'm not worried for this weekif next week I get shipped to class 5 then so be itGL can't come soon enough
>>570578286nobody is remaking teams because of that but they will when throne drops
New day, new Inari One to test out, this time CB didn't disappear, come destroy my hopes and dreams980495119804951198049511
don't forget to do Falco missions, torenano, you can't run UraraTeio Sho is Medium
>>570578286>Remaking TT team before Summer Golshiwho's gonna tell him
>>570578361agreed. Plus CM's are so hypercompetitive now, it feels like there are no "Normal/casual" players left.
>>570578390do forgive my lowroll brian
>>570578336
Fine, I'm masturbating to HeliosI will not share the load
>Taiki in uma banner>Taiki is support bannerThis is not fair
>>570578336Jazz Jack is Korean
>>570578142Tongue kiss correction is needed, got it.
mihonhonbonbon
>>570578013smooches u
>>570578550Donuting Dober
>>570578489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_AkYeZcNM>>570578553>Fun stuff comes out of femnazi Koreaweird that
no slop
>>570578376But my parfaits...>>570578381>>570578465shit
>>570578556hot
I GOING TO GET CORNER RECOVERY ON XOG IF EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
>>570578390>Whiffed Tail Nine and DSGood start!!!!!!!!!274930182749301827493018>>570578478All good, we get some nice variety at least!
NOOOOOOO I DIDN'T FINISH A DAILY MISSION YESTERDAY I'M FUCKING BRICKED
>>570575486dozo
Dahby
>>570578672>>570578550>Magma punchWhat the hell>>570578571Timing
>>570578694>But my parfaits...they sell those in the shop
>>570578640
>>570578787merry symboli kris s
i wish a massive marvelous sunday to all my umadachis
>>570578998How does this help with photosynthesis
*sniffs your balls*
>>570578998Woo desu wa
>>570578835>Timingi dont get it
>>570579061I want to smell her asshole
>>570579061stop that
>>570579118
>>570578763>Hit Tail Nine and DS>Doesn't matter cause there's 4 fronts and she's never catching upEnds are so horribly cucked without spurt being usable this CM...233886472338864723388647
>2.5 fronts per room>every room has had 4+AHHHHH
SOON
>fails 5% training pre debutyeah this will be one of these days
>debuffer meta will get even stronger with summer goldship>2xdebuffer and xoguri will be even more metaThis may just tbe the shittiest meta strategy in any gachagame i have ever played
>>570578835will never not make me at least tear up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgGhhnQB1gw
>>570579169I want to smell Ai-chan's sweaty, sticky armpits and lick the salt off of them.
>>570579230mine is still 30+ and im not sure i can be bothered to keep clicking it for just 1
What's she thinking about?
>>570579221When did /uma/ become a fucking pigsty
>uma rapes ningen>haha funni horse sex>ningen rapes uma>literally hitlerwhy is /uma/ like this?
>>570579230Tomorrow
>>570578840cute! i like this girl now
>>570579221It's tragic that the only thing making End Closers able to compete are the few tracks that Spurt works on. but of course Fronts get angling to work in pretty much any track because of course they do
>>570579137*rubs her ears*
ENOUGH WITH THE HELIOS PROPAGANDATIME FOR CUTE BLOBS!
>>570579347Her name is Yaeno Muteki
>>570579285Many are saying this.
>>570579421Artist?
>>570578998
>>570579479look it up yourself
>>570579479Hit the three dots and SauceNao
>>570579542
>>570579453>>570579542>>570578998>60fpsBAN THIS CHEATER
>>570579310If a ningen raped an Uma it most likely was consensual
Is chocolate milk good for you?
>>570578426w-what?Falco missions?Huh? Eh...?Where?
>>570579459no that's your name
>>570579459It's Bamboo Memory.
>>570579682We had the usual 150 carat special missions for a few days now, and they were sponsored by Falco and NordVPN.
Now that we're past halfway into M*NT, what were the biggest gaslights? I'll start>guts will be meta>you NYEED to race miles or you're bricked>mant will not be that bad
>>570579681Yes!
>>570579640You'll never catch me10x text btw
>>570579221Well at least she's hitting DS and T9 now haha...Last one for now, me thinks434305304343053043430530>>570579421Yep, don't forget you also need to never get rushed the whole race if you want to hit those inherited uniques (when they work on the track)Maining end and late is suffering, most of the time
>>570579682teio sho star pieces
How does (Yours) look, anon?Very casual (f2p) player here. I only have 6 plats, but I think its pretty impressive for me.Also, are you f2p or not?I want to see!
>>570578426I already did them because I only train Falco
>>570578426>>570579914oh my god thank you for telling meI didn't know
>>570579768I’m not that anon>>570579773This is true, but also false
how can i make an umamusume too weak to resist rapehypothetical
>>570580103By mere association you are also AGP sorry bud
>>570579640>>570579640
Gyarus with saggy boobs!
>>570580029>>570578426>>570579914
>>570580103you can tell them apart by yaeno being a ninja and bamboo being a summer SLUT for their alts
>>570580235>>570580269kinda based. tho at that points its just realistic breasts
>>570579891Huh, interesting Brian win, I think I might have to bring another end or something...Thanks for joining! Much to ponder about...
>>570580269Palmer's tits looks perfect. I want to grope those
>>570580279then use Oguri
>>570580269
>>570580434
>>570580470thank you for hosting!so glad my theory about brian was rightthis one is even missing two golds...things are looking up
>/uma/ is pretending to like palmer again even though no one rolled for her
Please name all umas who can run on dirt in TT and are out on global. Falco, Condor, Shichi, Cap, Shuttle are already on my TT team. I don't have Maruzensky.Please don't say Urara
>>570580740blind and retarded
>>570580641whats the theory
I gooned for six hours straight what do you mean reset was 40 minutes ago
>>570580740I only like Palmer for her body, not her gameplay
Would Happy Meek moan during umapyoi?
>>570580613
>>570580641BUUUUUHIIIIIII OINK OINK OINK SQUEEEEAAAAL
Did you pull for Sweet Pea? Now's your last chance.
>>570580740She gets a great rerun BRO
>>5705808681 tix yeppers
Which uma would be a feeder and is a great cook?
>>570580767Mayano Top GunMejiro McQueen
>>570580868did my daily roll for her every dayshe isn't for me
>>570580868no, my preferred end closer comes out in a few days
>>570580973Buono!
>>570580740Palmer is super cute but only good for blasting sperm into.
>>570580973bono
>>570580973Are you retarded
>>570580794>frying your brain for 6 hours instead of doing something productiveMen really are disgusting creatures
>>570580862
>>570579949ehhhhh 8 plats1700 career or somethingnot f2p
>>570580868I'd love to have her, but she is an ender...
>>570581104I say this
>>570581103It's a valid question
>>5705799498 plats buhi here
>>570580740I regret skipping Mejiro Palmer every day
maruzensky has marked me so many times bros
>>570581020>daily roll>15 pityHmm........
>>570581080
>>570581162>front runners and XOguri are already the most OP umas>let's just release a new pace and front card+ free come what may and concentration with the new scenarioWhy were they thinking
>>570579949A bit average, but I'm happy with my platsI buy the monthly card and I bought the anni selectors>>570580641I'm surprised she won with that stam, guess she hit Radiant just right... And probably proc'd pump and MPB too
>>570581108
>>570580767some spic sloptuber made a TT guide for MANT and these were the recommended umas for dirt
>picked up another game>suddenly lose all the mood for MANT and uma>don't even want to play anymoreThis is why I didn't want to play another game while MANT's going
Hello friends!!!
>>570581350you get a second chance
>>570581501sex with baby tsurumaru
do i scout
Helios milk or Palmer milk?
>>570581448Oh I see I can do Digitan. I haven't played her career yet
>>570581446
>>570581565you can always do a cheeky tenner
>>570581591PalmerHelios milk has the retard in it
>>570580767If you want to boost your dirt team and don't have any avaulable good innate dirt umas then you'll have to swap some to dirt
>>570580740
>>570581548When's this happening
>>570581448Why is this pic AIfied?
>>570581591Palmer milkPalmer is worth marrying and impregnating to get the milk unlike Helios
choked myself for too long while gooning yesterday and now the skin around my eyes is peppered with little red dotshope nobody at work tomorrow notices or asks about themuma musume
>>570581610>>570581591Why not both?.jpg
>>570581607Digitan is very cute, funny and has a very enjoyable career! Has some tie-ins with Doto and Opera O too
>>570581741in about 6 or 7 months
>>570581548SEEEEEEXXXX
>>570581591I prefer Palmer since she's the type to allow me to do anything I want to do
>>570581661Curren and Bouquet
>>570580767Hishi Amazon
>>570581837She'd let you do...THAT?
>>570581773
>>570581802What actually happened? Did he write himself into a corner and give up? I saw so many people coping about this ending and thinking it was a fake-out.
>>570580774using an uma who procs their PURE velocity unique right after your accels have popped so you zoom like crazythis technically works for anyone who has something similar to brian but hers in particular is mega strong, not to mention two golds one of which activate in the last spurt guaranteeddecent growths too so you can use power cards>>570581426yeah definitely gambling on a good radiant proc as well but ideally she should have around 700+and yep! she hit those, it's super common in these rooms for some reason. might even be able to take a win even if one of them procs...so long as her unique does too
>>570581745Quick TL since the pic was in Spanish
>>570582010Definitely. Palmer's just a rich kid that's trying to fit in
>>570581886cum boucket d'or
>>570581501Hello
>>570578998>>570579542howa arigatou
>>570582021Honestly I don't even know the reference
>>570582014
>>570581448>>570582051why are you watching spic sloptubers
>>570582021it was always a shitty reddit manga with no clear purpose or direction
I hate Chiyono so fucking much holy shit
>The only horses to get two "cinema" events in WP are Vodka and Forever Young
>>570582024How much did you spend for your buhi ass deck?
>>570582238I needed a TT guide and English sloptubers don't make these
>>570582241If it ended after part 1 it would have been remembered as a great manga desu
>>570581772How the fuck do you even reach that point? Your vision blacks out in less than 10s with constricted blood flow.
shan't respond to low effort bait
>>570581772why are women like this
>>570581772
>>570582368why do you know that?
http://poal.me/m26l21http://poal.me/m26l21http://poal.me/m26l21
>>57057994910/141002 careers346 days logged inDolphin spending, getting most of the strong support cards MLB
stop this
>>570582024Makes sense, I think she can be incredibly strong when you get an even better one going, her skill on its own is already very goodMight make another end myself, maybe a better Rudolf... Felt like this new Inari did worse than the other one even though she's better in every aspect basically... tough luck
>>570582386How is it bait if it's literally true?
>>570582256If you hate me so much get over here and fuck me, coward
>>570582606I would stop for a Jong
>>570582685same
No jong.
>>570582508Empirical evidence.
https://poal.me/chrjrmhttps://poal.me/chrjrmhttps://poal.me/chrjrm
>>570582659I love you Chiyoposter>>570582782I love you Teioposter
>>570579949>average of 2 1/2 completed careers a day>very casualbruh
I gooned for six seconds yesterday, bwo, praise me, yes?
>>570582192
>>570582051Google has an image translator that doesn't affect non-text
>>570582863Good job, proud of you, do 12 today
>>570582256Same
>throw a single at sweepy's banner>Eclipse first, the rest nowhere>
>>570582878
Umas that would have pity sex with you?
>1585 careers across 355 days>Average 4.5 careers/day since release>Plus more from countless give upswhat the fuck am I doing with my life
>>570582751>>570582685too lazy for jong today....
>>570582920Okay, will do!!
wrong run falco...I'll take the energy though>>570582614so weird when it gets like thatrudolf was actually another one I was thinking of trying so she would go hard if you do commit
>>570583134>Would let you hit right away if you beggedKitasan BlackMaruzenskyTaiki ShuttleNice NatureMatikanetannhauserEl Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressureKing HaloMayano Top GunTokai TeioDaiwa ScarletNarita TaishinMejiro RyanMeisho Doto>Absolutely not without at least months of going steadySymboli RudolfTamamo CrossAir GrooveVodkaSilence SuzukaMejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)Gold City>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER termsCurren ChanSeiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)Biwa Hayahide (It's all calculated. Even if she's actually tier 5)Fuji Kiseki>easy to trick into sexHaru Urara (rip)Sakura Bakushin OMachifukuTwin Turbo>rapes you out of nowhere one dayGold ShipSuper CreekGrass WonderAgnes TachyonNarita BrianSatono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)>umacelSmart Falcon>loves food too much to have sexOguri CapSpechud
>>570579949eternal finals A loser the only CM win I truly deserved was Libra the others were luck
>>570583159This is why I only do 2 careers a day max, and then sit on my hands for the rest of the day
>>570583268where is Sweepy
>>570583268How exactly does Dia gently rape me
>>5705831596.4 here2059 careers 320 days
>>570583095
>>570583204can you even last 12 seconds getting pounded in your rear?
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (14/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>570583413didn't ask
>>570583268>creek, diamond>out of nowhere
>>570583083Shooting Starred
>>570583268I'll buy a yes/yes pillow just for Dia
>>570583483I asked myself
>>570583473>14/30ganbatte, danchou chan
Wait Satono Diamond was actually the werewolf?
>>570583268Machitan is THAT easy?
>>570582805Why does Chiyofag get these poals specifically targeting him?
>>570580740I like cumming inside Palmer
I will ALSO start a new club and become a danchou btw
You guys are reading too much into it. Satono Diamond is not into her trainer. She wants Kitasan, not (You).
>>570583134K.S. Miracle
>>570583083Congrats, you finally started the game
>>570583701just wait for your danchou to move to /uma/club and take over
>>570580740I like Palmer as a Helios DLC addon
>>570583083CUTE
...
>implying
[-]
>>570583134Bouquetd'or is really easy
>>570583701It's easier to infiltrate a club and gaslight a current danchou into quitting
>>570583446
>>570583268ramonu would let you hit if you begged really hard
>>570583803the schizo will have meltdown after reading this
i dont feel like redoing this fucking thing just to replace firm
Umama owes me sex.
>>570583318That's a lot of careers!! Nice
>>570583803Support cards, character stories, and career stories aren't canon.
>>570583463Uh dunno haven't done butt stuff in a long while
>>570583943Satono (SEGA) hired that man?
>>570583943Begging Dia for sex
>>570583891
>>570583268that list needs to be updatedi'd add ines fujin in the tier 6 section (rapes you out of nowhere one day)
>>570584006frontbro....
I want nonnys to pound me
>>570582858Have you seen most other players? They have 1400-1800 done
who the fuck is umama and why is this thread obsessed with him
>>570583971what is canon?
>>570583971kekBut even if you were to go down that route, my headcanon also aligns with that
>>570579949I get the daily pack every month
>>570583912Why does this screenshot look like it was taken out of a magazine in 2006
>>570583767What if I'm in /uma/club
>>570584006let's find out together
>>570584092MANT interactions.
>>570584172lmao
i don't think i have more than 100 careers completed yet
>>570584172Trve...
For me, it's totopo.
>>570584085well yes a fairly hardcore player will still appear casual compared to a literal no lifer
>>570584172i can't believe not a single uma at tracen has a trainer
>>570584092baby don't hurt me
>>570584367truly a sad affair, they will have to close down and all the students will have to work normal jobs
>>570584475>Uma Garden timeline
Tight retarded umanko
>>570579949too lazy to screenshot1410 careers completed, I pigged early on in the game but I stopped1 plat
>>570582858Show yours?>>570582601Fair. Not bad>>570584130the daily pack is pretty nice
this is your shadow-rolled monster.
>>570584172>MANT interactions.Someone posts THAT MANT Super Creek's dialogue
Since we're on it:Nice Nature is also not into her trainer, she's just nice. It's in her nature.Matikanetannhauser's parents calling you a partner instead of a lover is more accurate.King Halo is your partner, basically a co-trainer, in Main Story 2, not your "canon wife."
MANT should be played for 1 hour every day.
>>570584069How the fu-
>>570584172>>570584771
>>570583971your life is not canon lol
>>570584848This is canon.
STOP BEING SO GAY
>>570584848The canon dialogue is "Mommy" not that one.
>>570584090It's the Wedding team (last cm)/Kita and Palmer (this cm) guy who spam joins rooms. He also ERPs in threads a lot, usually avatarfagging as Kita and Still (among others)
>>570584909Don't say that...
>>570584794Alright I will give you a (You)
yada
the schizo uses chatgpt to translate to englishkek
>>570584798shut up anon you can't tell me how to waste my life
>>570579949no plat, can't be bothered to put effort into building aces
>>570584794>she's just niceWhen you think about it there are many umas who are nice to their male trainers for no reason at all, like Falco. I wonder why.I laughed
720 careers, 2 plats, daily carat packi only really tried during unity, during URA i had a shit deck and i can't be bothered to grind MANT
>>570585119proofs?
My trainee keeps begging me for sex
>>570584798well yeah how else am i going to finish my daily one run for carats
>>570574154>>570574308Meisho tabaru had the mandate of uma
>>5705799491 platI bought the last ssr card voucher but thats it
this is literally me
Grass just slipped two of her fingers inside my torenahole while we were talking to Tazuna. What did she mean by that?
you are literally slop?
Also stop posting these images. They mischaracterize Daitaku Helios. She's not into her trainer. She wants Ruby. And Palmer wants Helios. None of them want (You).
>>570585006DONT SHAY THAT
>>570585403if true can you post your umank o in chat
Ryan is so ugly
>stop post-[-]
>>570585507I'm curren chan
>>570580740blame cygays for making her unplayable in MANT
>>570585576ok posted
>>570585484Don't read too much into it. She is from Kentucky. Slipping two fingers in your hole is just a common way of communication down on the ranch, so she probably wants you to hurry up and stop talking to Tazuna so you can focus on training.
>Back to 3/dAiiiiieee how am I going to get all the daily shops now
>>570585649You have a penis, Umama
>>570585649faggot
>>570584909>>570585067HAHAHAHA
Almond Eyes's design is very loser coded, am I the only one who sees it? She's like a girl that's easy to bully.
>>570585659Understandable. I must have made her impatient for not focusing enough on her training schedule, I should probably apologize later.
I was being promised a new /uma/fans post...
>>570585709Someone said he was Kita/Still?
[ | ]
>>570585859very wrong
>>570585859What the fuck dude? Bullying is NOT cool.
>>570585912Don't be alarmed if she keeps her fingers instead of your hole for awhile afterwards, or if she pushes a third finger in you. In Kentucky, lessons need to keep going even after you learn to make sure they stick.
>>570582262Vodka was so cool...
>>570586016I look like this
I haven't done a run in 4 days hope danchud isn't mad :'(
>>570585989Posting images of a cute uma doesn't make them a cute uma, nonny
>>570586062can I hug you
>>570586060true
>>570586062you wish
>>570584794>"."lmao
>>570586026*slaps you're ass* what are you going to do about it loser
>>570586163I am though...
>>570584763WTF IM FAPPING TO BRIAN?? But thats a GUYS name NOOOOOO
>Umama is ERPing as Ai again
>>570586062faggot>>570586216faggot
>>570585859Digitan is loser coded.She is 100% bully bait with her obsessions and fashion disaster racewear. I want to bully her umanko
>>570585245>No Reason mentionedYAAAAAY
I like Ai-chan
I've been called umama like 15 times this week for posting whatever Kita image I find on twitter. I just think she's cute please don't call me names.
>>570586318this is the one uma that I don't always recognize as an uma
>>570586318shes cute
>>570583887That unironically happened on my club, the doomposting was super strong days before danchou left
>>570586318!!!
>>570586418I also see lots of anon (only 1 schizo) calling that name whenever I post Still images and accesories.
I want to experience orgasm, afterglow and humiliation of being dick slapped on the face by a girthy cock leaking cum on my face that just blasted inside me as Mejiro McQueen
>>570586570faggot
>>570586418ok retarded shithead
>>570586418UOOGGHHH UMAMAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP POSTING UOHHHHHHHHHH
>>570586570i'm umama btw
>>570586667Breeding Nishino butt
>>570586304Umazing
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>570586667Nishino Breed
>>570584794After careful consideration, I decided you can have Mejiro Ardan. I cannot argue against that one.
>>570586667
mejiromanko
I like the AGP cuties.
>>570586418>>570586557The consequences of attentionwhoring and avatarfagging have been disastrous on /uma/
finally made it to 1800 blitz at lichess after playing more often when the pandemic started bwos. I don't do puzzles but I'm starting to naturally see patterns and squares that I can attack now that I've gotten to this level.
Falco unironically believes I'll run the Teio Sho for her star piece...
>>570586878faggot
>>570586895>lichesshop on chessdotcom bub
that's enough slop for one day don't you think
>>570586891They act like those tranny accounts of twitter that rp umas, is pathetic
>>570586969I don't want to get bombarded by ads after every fucking game no thanks.
>>570586261Uh you didn't call me faggot... not fair... y-you f-faggot!
>>570586891that's the fate of every general sadly. being in the waiting period between the ending of MANT and beginning of GL only makes things worse
>>570587064I don't see any...you do use adblocker I hope
>hottest uma ever made>dresses like a little boywhy are her casual clothes so bad?
>>570587315it's fricking cute what are you talking about
>>570587315Dayum wya that little boys dress like that? Any pics?
>>570587419There's one that has /uma/fans here
https://jiggie.fun/YbMraghttps://jiggie.fun/YbMraghttps://jiggie.fun/YbMrag
>>570587176Just 1v1 me instead https://lichess.org/nTPUIC9X
>>570587174no reason mentioned
>>570587498ok i havent played in ages tho
>>570587419she dresses like a route 2 pokemon trainer bwo
too tard for jong (can't understand the rules)too tard for chess (can't win)
dozo
>>570586261They may be an uma built to be bullied but that does not mean you can bully them
Grass Wonder's ass jiggling about...
My stupid ass keeps buying grilled carrots even though I'm well into senior year with charming and all the bars full
>>570587565chess is 10000 year old kusoge
>>570587498GG
>>570587661this is me but with muffins
>>570586318>>570587174>>570587534QRD on this uma?
>>570587498>>570587542GAPED
>>570585859Almond Eye looks like she has sex with old men
>>570586895Nice job! It's exciting to actually reach the highest tiers of something. Are you going to keep it going? I got to the highest tier (sort of) in a fighting game I played mostly for casual fun recently myself and I'm surprised I managed to make it there.
>>570587638That statue looks like the trojan horse popcorn bucket.
>>570587729she has a cute chibi that's all i know
>>570587763These old men? Me.
>>570587402she dresses like a poor mexican boy
>>570587763Almond Eye? Me.
>>570587883faggot
>>570587871Poor Mexican boys are cute
Am I too late if I start this game now? I read up that I can easily get Oguri Cap (supposedly she is good) and Daiwa Scarlet.How bad are the daily chores? Is there fun just playing it on-and-off?
>>570587638>breeder's cupwtf........
which uma would listen to Ye
>>570587871aren't those your people..
>>570588003>Am I too late if I start this game now?yes>I read up that I can easily get Oguri Cap (supposedly she is good) and Daiwa Scarlet.>How bad are the daily chores?30-90mins/day>Is there funno
>https://youtu.be/cDO56H_d8Gw?si=vBt2NmcdvvrwHIGU&t=101so what exactly is "Umadacchi" if "Umapyoi" is sex?
>>570587763This is true now as gospelled by /uma/ Let it be known that Almond Eye is for old men and only for old men!
>>570588003dependsdepends but current scenario is at least 30 minutes for a careeron-and-off should be fine, main appeal are the career stories and characters anyway
>>570588102I would rather be a spic than a tranny, personally
I wish I were Almond Eye
WHERE IS THE ALMOND EYECLOPS
>>570588221preach !
no one here actually has agp.
>>570588034newfag spotted>>570588139(you)
kitasan fans see that outfit and say "yeah it's good bro"
>>570588305True but let us keep running it down
>>570588003If you wanted to play competitively, it's a bit late for that.But if you're casual, that's ok. Dailies can take up to an hour or more if you're either playing MANT or reading through new uma storiesTake it easy
>>570587402If she's called Kitasan Black then why is she so pale?
>>570588281¿Por qué no los dos?
Whenever I get horny I come to /uma/ and immediately go flaccid seeing grown men erping as the horse girls we all love
>>570588301how old and how big?
>>570588035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbFnF-86eYs
>-1000 friendpointsThat's a problem for future me
Not even good erp
>>570588423That outfit is *fire emoji* fr
>>570588298look under your foreskin
>>570588465How about some horse girls larping as boys?
sexoli sex x
>>570588102Don't make me rape you.
>>570588035Shakur
>>570588423ok but now imagine it as a nice genki girl with big boobs>>570588448I do this in vrcand black is the new white
>>570588553>larpingesl detected
>>570588553Damn it.
>>570588127>>570588236>>570588439thanks, although I am now really put off by the idea that there is pvp at allfarewell
>>570588465Except Umama is a cute girlchud
Kris S is adopted.She will never be a real Symboli
I wouldn't say I have AGP but I do often insert as the girl in the erotic art I use because I'm not interested in focusing my attention on a drawing of a man while trying to get off
>>570588798i'm white tho
Kitasan is a genki girl, Ace is a tomboy, Opera is a boyfaggotthey all dress and behave like boys but are widely different
>>570588798You're NOT brown. Shut up, honky!
One of these days I'm going wake up in the morning as a trainer
>alright i'll play safe this time
>>570588941retard
>ERPing on a sundayyou people need to go to church
>>570588941>He saved? Dump them.
>>570588720He literally said himself he's a twink
>>570588720I don't care about the tranny you obsess over
i still like watching races
>>570589074That was someone else though
>>570589086there is no limit to his evil....
CM 15 roomhelp me see how bad my werewolf uma is245584082455840824558408
Where the fuck is the ERP, theres none in this thread at least
>>570589209new buzzword
Knew Umama would be a VRC slut
>>570589052I know I do, but what about you
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
next thread will be worse
>>570589209*Places hand on your thigh* So... Do you like little caesars?
>>570589187just so you know, random mood in room matches does not match the random mood during rounds in CMyou can't get awful mood in CMyour whole team cannot get bad mood in CMat least one team member will have good mood or better in CM
Kita was already claimed by spicCHADS sorry ERP faggots
>>570589187resultsI thought 1200 wit would help her push ahead but Cafe stayed at a comfy 8th place half the race...let's try again430197664301976643019766>>570589687why would anyone set random mood for cm rooms, finals are in great mood always
>>570589756>Kita is for spicsabsolutely, i agree with this. please keep saying and spreading this.
>>570589540Never had it actually. It good?
>>570589891>XOguri+Dom 2xholy soulless
I hate that dumb bitch Curren Chan
played so many careers that sometimes when I'm playing it on mute my mind still hears the sound effects
>>570589756
>>570590209no one says this
>>570590209who let Falco onto umachan
yeah I'll have the ribeye, a side of fries, a plate of that shrimp alfredo, the loaded nachos, scallops, a basket of hot wings, and of course an order of mozzarella sticks for the boy dressed as a lady
>>570589891results>triumphant pulse on xmas ogurinhello, based department?cafe is able to proc her skills so that's nice... guess I'll toss eggs at a wall until I get an Ogurin capable of beating frontsthanks for joining
>>570580740But I ran her for the CM even though I had to bench her to reach finals. My only podium had the Palmster at the top.
>>570590594Oguri ordering for her and her trainer (me).
>>570573017gold ship
I love my wife Tachyon
>>570590695but that would make you...
>>570590686thanks for hosting!
>>570590687i kneel
>>570590059It's okay. I like their detroit style pizza a lot
krautbros what are you doing...
>>570590880H-Hayai
>>570590835how much is it these dayslast time I lived in the US it was still 7 bucks
>>570590819I wonder what her story will be... maybe something like crown in the sense that it will be the best representation of her gen?The banner goes up tommorow, right?
my cards hate brianneed either 3 wit or speed atp since they refuse to cooperate
>>570590912someone's missing
>>570591020piggy jail
>>570586724>>570586304I need to cum inside of Mejiro Ardan
>>570591020what's that power spechud card for
>>570591153initial stam hehusing pasa doesn't give enough stam so, this is the only other card with the same effect as sunday
>>570591153Head on
Free Fast Learner into immediate Agemasen
No Reason is the Narita Taishin of the 2002 generation
Chrono raped me in anger after Croix lost
>>570591259who is no reason's tickezo and bananahide
Tazuna got a fat ass.
me too
>>570591335that's what you get for seducing her
>>570591259eh, close enough
>>570590961Basically the same amount, maybe a little more. W-Would you uh... Wanna go out on a date there one day?
>>570573519Sex in the bath with you
>>570591340Mirako and Gimletbut then there is Kris S the monster who wipes all three
>>570591547faggot
>>570591340gimlet except he wasn't a fraud like ticketand that fat fuck mirako for hayahide
>>570591572Kris Sex mentioned
>>570591658>a fraud like ticketdon't shay that...
I wanna put my above average flesh banana inside Hayahide.
yay
me next?
>>570587610Thank you Kris S-sama
>>570591779okay I'll say this insteadDerby.
>>570591572our heroes and Gimlet (our God)
>>570591875better
Derby suckssmellypoppy
shit ass everything award
>>570592073and the spark?
>>570591572My wife Kris S...
>>570592073That's 800k more to danchud's bank account, good kitten.
I'm about to start a new career. Which race has the star reward?
>>570592027What is your favorite race then?
>>570592190translate it weeaboos
>>570592104HOLY FUCK>>570592215arigatou nya~
not a big fan of Kris S
>>570592246The white race.
>>570592246Teio Sho
>>570592073That looks like a really good parent run.
>>570592285mmm that's a good little discord kitten for danchou. voice call when you're out of borrows for the day princess. the best is yet to come...
Inari One breathily giggling a quiet Teeyande into your neck after you crack a joke as you were both falling asleep
>>570592327stop being so fucking racist granpa
>>570592262tickezo: toreina-san my back itchestrainer: i will scratch your backtickezo: wow you're really good at thistrainer: haha yeahtickezo: *moans* please keep helping me out with this from nowtaishit: i am a cuckold
>>570592327Ah, but SYMBOLI Kris S. Now THAT'S a hors.
>>570592559who
>>570592250the 2000 arima kinen of course
>>570592285>nya
>the jet black emperor
>>570592636yum
>>570592639my wife
>>570592118my right wing death squad wife...
>>570592632god i wish i had a trainer
>>570592262you dumb bitchesyou stupid fucking bitchesmy ass itchesscratch my asspermanently
>>570592602Is there an AI or something that's good at removing those gay watermarks that some artists are plastering all over their pictures? Why even publish if you're going to deface your own creation like that?
>>570592768She is sooo cool....
>>570592910She really is....
>>570590059crazy puffs are the best item on their menu imo
>>570593031>>570593031>>570593031
I'm going to sexpest the first person to post today's mystery uma in the next thread
Since Yutaka Take rides Meisho Tabaru so well, why hasn't Gaia Force's owner asked Yutaka Take to help Gaia Force win a G1 race before he retires? Let's be honest, Gaia Force acts more like Gold Ship, than most of Gold Ship's sons, despite the fact Gaia Force's father is actually Kitasan Black, and Yutaka Take knows how to handle horses from the Gold Clan.
>>570592407Thanks. I'll do a S Maru career with one of my runs today for that and the Sprinter's Stakes mission from the camping event.
>>570593091Everyone is a sexpest here, you can't be a sexpest if everyone is!
>>570584848This and the umapyoi we did after we got home is canon
>>570586570YWNBMQ
>>570592850>AI sloppers ignores all the extra fingers and fucked up lines in their slop because 'it doesn't ruin the overall image'>suddenly cares about 1% opacity signatures that can be easily ignored
in reality you probably train as many uma in your career as the number of horses a jockey rides in his careeryou can't date them all
>>570581680that's what gives it its unique flavor!
>>570591658>gimlet except he wasn't a fraud like tickethe was though, he retired immediately after the dahby due to injury
>>570575427>7
